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/kc/ humour thread Bernd

12/15/2019 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No. 33133 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]

Cause I didn't find one

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sage Bernd

10/30/2021 (Sat) 22:45:41 [Preview] No.45419 [X] del

>>45392
This is cringe

Bernd

01/10/2022 (Mon) 16:55:23 [Preview] No.46094 [X] del

How do you catch a rabbit?
Sit in a bush and imitate the sound of a carrot.

Bernd

04/17/2024 (Wed) 16:40 [Preview] No.51898 [X] del >>51899

Yvonne the Terrible

Bernd

04/17/2024 (Wed) 16:44 [Preview] No.51899 [X] del >>51915

>>51898
I think I should have expanded on this joge. Liek:
>My mother-in-law is called Yvonne
>I just call her Yvonne the Terrible

Dutch bernd Bernd

04/26/2024 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.51915 [X] del

>>51899
Yes a punchline for a joge needs a story first bernd

Bernd

11/12/2019 (Tue) 22:58 [Preview] No. 31619 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]

Hi Bernd, consider joining this Bernd dedicated board
https://bernd.group

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Bernd

03/16/2024 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.51791 [X] del >>51792 >>51793

>>51118
I'm being really srs now. That chan needs better moderators or more users active in reportings

Bernd

03/16/2024 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.51792 [X] del >>51793

>>51791
That site gets hit by the same type of spam that hits this chan too. How curious

Bernd

03/16/2024 (Sat) 18:05 [Preview] No.51793 [X] del >>51912

>>51791
Probably mods check on the board not too often.

>>51792
Many chans have trouble with the same spam. For many years now. This is the sad state of things.

Bernd

04/11/2024 (Thu) 19:41 [Preview] No.51884 [X] del

nice board fren

Bernd

04/26/2024 (Fri) 00:59 [Preview] No.51912 [X] del

>>51793
I mean they're probably doing their best, but they probably can't handle everything. At least they get rid of it

Blengo and 3d modelling thread Bernd

08/23/2021 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No. 44822 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts] >>51848

Ok, dedicated thread is opened.

Major update with the ship, I have to get used to modifiers again. I run into problems. Solved it but was fiddly.
Also I really don't like that baby blue water. Something has to be done, but not a priority. Many, many details and possibilities to add, still wanting to keep it simple.
I did not want to overcomplicate the boat neither, so no rigging just for the jib or how the triangle sail is called, so it don't levitate in the air.

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Bernd

03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.51834 [X] del >>51836

>>51830
Impressive. So the rig with the model more or less works. Shoulders need some working on?

>>51831
>Spoilered
Oh well.
Spoilering is tricky. I have to retest it because I don't remember at the moment. I think the big checkbox needs to be checked all the time, and only those small which images need spoilering.

Bernd

03/30/2024 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.51836 [X] del >>51837

>>51834
Yes, I fixed the shoulders as well as some other issues. To make the rig I had to merge vertices at a further distance than I normally would as it would not let me make the rig with Vertices too close. I didn't notice until afterwards but that ruined the mouth and navel, so then I had to fix that but in doing so even more issues came up with faces that were facing outwards thinking they were facing inwards and refusing to be corrected when I tried so I had to do more work to fix that so I could paint them again. Somewhere along the line that failed to translate into Unreal when I re exported it and so now she has red marks on her lips. I guess what I would have to do is reunwrap it in Blender to get the image texture fixed.

Bernd

03/30/2024 (Sat) 17:44 [Preview] No.51837 [X] del

>>51836
Sadly I can't give suggestions or tips on how to form such model. I chose to model Capn. Bernd as a lego figurine for a reason. Each limbs are separate meshes themselves.
>now she has red marks on her lips.
Looks like a chink with big teeth.

Bernd 04/01/2024 (Mon) 19:34 [Preview] No.51848 [X] del >>51870

>>44822
I think this ship looks /comfy/ and homely in a possibly nostalgic r low poly shot of way.

>>44916
I wounder how easy would it be o make a pseudo-3D game with still screencaps of 3D assets in RPG maker? Like Donkey Kong on the SNES.

sorry for Tor posting and replying to something a bit old, just wanted to show my love for that ship. Have a great day, Bernds!

Bernd

04/06/2024 (Sat) 19:34 [Preview] No.51870 [X] del

>>51848
>I think this ship looks /comfy/ and homely in a possibly nostalgic r low poly shot of way.
Thanks.
>how easy would it be
In case of RPG maker I guess a lot depends on the creation of assets. If it goes well, the rest is given by RPG maker. Okay writing is another thing.
>Like Donkey Kong on the SNES.
On RPG Maker?

Syria Thread - Salty Stoltenberg edition Bernd

05/25/2023 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No. 50296 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]

Previous threda: >>48765

A new thread, a new offensive.

In Sudan fights continue, it seems largely thanks to the Rapid Support Forces cease-fire violations. Millions of people is getting displaced, guess where will they end up? Now that the situation is Syria starts to get normalized and people from refugee camps can return. I wonder on who's payroll on RSF is.

In Syria the situation is much the same. Except now Israel and the Hezbollah fights over the Palestinians. The first one don't need those people, just the land under their feet, the second one just wants to kill Jews.

On the Ukraine the AFU's counteroffensive is roaring. I cannot hear it due to the liveuamap only showing Russian action. But at least the Deepstate map shows nothing as well. How will they be able to tell people that this much promised offensive is on? Well I saw one article writing about the "tactical encirclement of Bakhmut, now the Russians are in trouble". Anywhere where the front is not perfectly straight one can claim there is an encirclement, but okay. Whatabout Avdiivka?
Here's a cool article from Reuters contemplating about the capture of Bakhmut.
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/how-important-is-claimed-capture-by-russias-wagner-group-ukraines-bakhmut-2023-05-20/
Don't worry they establish right at the beginning U.S. Pentagon chief Lloyd Austin and NATO alliance head Jens Stoltenberg, and all the western experts say it's nothingburger. And they are right in a way, the high ground at Chasiv Yar and the ridge which separates Bakhmut from the chain of towns with Kramatorsk and Sloviansk are more important. But since god knows how many Ukrainian fighters were torn into pieces (I guesstimate it between 25K and 100K, maybe I'll make a post about how I reached this) Bakhmut was a very important battle.

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Bernd

02/19/2024 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.51672 [X] del

There is some movement between Orikhov and Tokmak near Robotyne. Now in reverse direction.
Youtube mappers and sitreppers noted yesterday that the Russians might have started an offensive in Zaporozhia oblast too.

Bernd

02/20/2024 (Tue) 20:04 [Preview] No.51675 [X] del >>51676

>>51667
>It seems that facility isn't that strongly fortified to hold, or perhaps there is no good route to supply anyone there.
It used to have the O0542 road and another one from Orlivka. They must've abandoned the coke plant because Russian pressure was unbearable, the local garrison had been hollowed out to reinforce other areas and/or general confusion had taken over their forces in the area.

Bernd

02/20/2024 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No.51676 [X] del >>51677

>>51675
I suspect that the northerly road is a dirt path (like the "second road" to Avdiivka) along a gully. Soggy to borderline boggy.

In the past couple of days I had the feeling the Ukrainian army is done. It's retreat from now own. More cracks will follow and they'll have to fall back, and then from elsewhere to avoid encirclement. And then there will be very little prepared lines at all. And then Ukraine will be "demilitarized".
The AFU run out of trained men (especially experienced), weapons, and ammunition. It is still a relatively capable army but not for the task this size anymore.
Then perhaps NATO involvement will happen, and some of the NATO countries will enter Ukraine to establish a security zone in the most Western areas. Perhaps they'll cite humanitarian reasons, for there will be another flood of refugees that the control of Kiev breaking down, and people can leave.
I can't say I can support this with hard facts. The freshly occupied patches of lands aren't significant enough. It just seems more rapid this year.

Bernd

02/20/2024 (Tue) 21:50 [Preview] No.51677 [X] del >>51678

>>51676
>In the past couple of days I had the feeling the Ukrainian army is done. It's retreat from now own. More cracks will follow and they'll have to fall back, and then from elsewhere to avoid encirclement. And then there will be very little prepared lines at all. And then Ukraine will be "demilitarized".
I think it's still far too early for that. Russia has been clearly winning for the past few months, and yet it can only manage slow, incremental territorial gains at a high cost. If it tried to mass troops for a "big arrow offensive", there would be no element of surprise and any deficiencies in officers, combined arms coordination and so on would become apparent. So slow advances like those taking place right now will continue, but maybe they'll happen in wider sectors of the front.

Bernd

02/20/2024 (Tue) 21:52 [Preview] No.51678 [X] del

>>51677
It is not a big arrow offensive what I described.

Websites Bernd

04/30/2018 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No. 16201 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]

Let's share great websites. I'll start:
http://spidr.today/?c=de for news

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Bernd

01/26/2024 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.51575 [X] del

>>51545
It's still good. T.Hanks for the link

Bernd

01/26/2024 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.51576 [X] del >>51577 >>51579

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Speaking of websites, let's talk about our board.

We have old banners from years ago. With one linking to an old domain. Will mods update the info on the banners and/or add new banners? Time will tell

Bernd

01/26/2024 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.51577 [X] del

>>51576
You are right. I'll look into it sometimes.

Bernd

01/27/2024 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.51579 [X] del >>51585

>>51576
I could replace banners if someone makes new ones.

Bernd

01/28/2024 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.51585 [X] del

Perhaps this should go into the tech thread. But it is a great ChatGPT website:
https://chat-jai-pete.fr/

>>51579
Thank you for your service.
I'll see what can be done about it.

Jokes, funny, etc Bernd

04/06/2019 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No. 24428 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]

How many armies -- does it take to change a light bulb?
At least five. The Germans to start it, the French to give up really easily after only trying for a little while, the Italians to make a start, get nowhere, and then try again from the other side, the Americans to turn up late and finish it off and take all the credit, and the Swiss to pretend nothing out of the ordinary is happening....

What happens if a women and two men are marooned on a desert island?
If they are Swedish, the men will marry and ignore the woman....

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Bernd

11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.51229 [X] del

>>51218
Yes.

Bernd

01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.51495 [X] del

This shit is hilarious and I totally missed it 7-8 years ago when it was relevant.
https://www.thelocal.se/20161112/stockholm-transport-heads-defends-gender-equal-snow-clearing
https://thebullelephant.com/stockholm-plunged-into-chaos-with-gender-equal-snowplowing/
So in Sweden they figured they had to make snow-clearing/snowplowing gender-equal because statistically men uses the roads, cars more, and women the sidewalks and bicycle lanes. Now it's not clear to me if they divided the resources equally or scheduled the sidewalk clearing first, but Stockholm got stuck, public-transportation failed - which was also used by women and children abundantly.
Does feminism transform the brain somehow?

Bernd

01/25/2024 (Thu) 20:16 [Preview] No.51565 [X] del >>51566

Happy Australia Day, cunts.
Get a beer or three up ya.

Bernd

01/25/2024 (Thu) 20:24 [Preview] No.51566 [X] del >>51567

>>51565
You too.

Bernd

01/25/2024 (Thu) 20:25 [Preview] No.51567 [X] del

>>51566
Thanks, Big Fella.

Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No. 9058 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]

I'd fuck these 13 year olds so damn hard. What kind of faggot wouldn't want the age of consent lowered to 12?

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Bernd

03/28/2021 (Sun) 07:16:06 [Preview] No.43139 [X] del

>>43137
Now you can post her on >>>/rapport/.

Bernd

03/28/2021 (Sun) 13:41:37 [Preview] No.43142 [X] del

Bam. Problem solved.
Made me remember I have to make a hat for Ecuador or Columbia.

Bernd

01/25/2024 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.51562 [X] del >>51563 >>51568

>>31926
Update: I am 29 now

Bernd

01/25/2024 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.51563 [X] del >>51568

>>51562
Happy Birthday, Bernd!
I see you moved on...

sage Bernd

01/26/2024 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.51568 [X] del

>>51562
>>51562
>>51563
>I see you moved on...

He still creepy though

Tech Thread Bernd

05/16/2018 (Wed) 18:34 [Preview] No. 16528 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]

Newest Edition, with less Ghork.

First thing first:
That dude of the Primitive Technology channel and all his copycats have a great advantage: access to unlimited supply of bamboo. Unlimited to their objectives. That stuff is great, tuff as shit, light as feather, can be used to many purpose with little modification and not too much work.

I also read most of this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Data_Protection_Regulation#Responsibility_and_accountability
I think technology and it's use are running forward and lawmakers lag behind. Those who spent any time in the past two decades on the internet have a giant heap of data about them. I think Bernd posted a video about a security eggsbert, I think he works kind of a private investigator many time cooperating with officials and he said in that video anonymizing data worth nothing it can be de-anonymized with ease, and both companies and govt agencies do.
Now this law was passed at 2016. This year the EU countries have to start implementing it. Who knows how long it takes until it finishes. The whole stuff is kinda vague (it can be modified when necessary tho), and I don't know for example how the EU can force a foreign company to do whatever? There are sanctions but what jurisdiction the EU has over a US based firm for example Facebook and how the EU will force the sanctions onto for example said company?

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Bernd

11/29/2023 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.51329 [X] del >>51331

Not too sure if this is the thread but tech jobs seem to be fubar in my perspective.
I've been applying for a good amount of time, to say at least a year and a half and didn't get anywhere besides almost entering a company with a bootcamp.
I'm not too sure if the side of web development is fucked, or if i should learn a new stack, or whatever, but it makes me squirm because I know i got the skill to get things done.
I think I should've chosen a different career but what can I do now

Bernd

11/29/2023 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.51331 [X] del >>51333

>>51329
>this is the thread
Sure why not. The situation is the result of the changes in "tech", although has social and political aspect. I think it's a bit early to blame it on ML.
We were told in the last decade or two that IT is a field with many opportunities for lack of professionals and exberts, so many went to IT and now it gets oversaturated perhaps. I dunno.
It's lot about how pushy the job seeker is, how he can sell himself (the world of whores we live in), and ofc what connections he has. For example on the Hungary the well connected web developers can get around $250 000 with a public contract for a couple pages WordPress site (for building and hosting it for 2 years). I'm not joking, was just in the news last week. Well, perhaps it's the juicy top. And probably they don't get to keep the whole sum, and have to give most of it to pal in the bureaucratic machine, I dunno, I don't see that part. So I suggest schmoozing with politicians and officials.
Thing is what makes you different than the next codemonkey? They all write in their shit how special they are and how they know everything. I think RMS wrote something that should work on FLOSS stuff, contributing to projects, which isn't a bad idea, that way one can build some contacts and find some work through them.

Bernd

11/29/2023 (Wed) 21:49 [Preview] No.51333 [X] del

>>51331
>We were told in the last decade or two that IT is a field with many opportunities for lack of professionals and exberts, so many went to IT and now it gets oversaturated perhaps. I dunno.
That's what it is for the most part, a company may be hiring trainees/jr devs and they can get 6k for a bootcamp alone. It's crazy.
>For example on the Hungary the well connected web developers can get around $250 000 with a public contract for a couple pages WordPress site (for building and hosting it for 2 years). I'm not joking, was just in the news last week. Well, perhaps it's the juicy top. And probably they don't get to keep the whole sum, and have to give most of it to pal in the bureaucratic machine, I dunno, I don't see that part. So I suggest schmoozing with politicians and officials.
May be ole' money laundering
>Thing is what makes you different than the next codemonkey? They all write in their shit how special they are and how they know everything.
Well I personally believe I have a good foundations and that I am quite dedicated and can go to miles others may not. People recognized from me that I can really push the limits.
> I think RMS wrote something that should work on FLOSS stuff, contributing to projects, which isn't a bad idea, that way one can build some contacts and find some work through them.
I do search for OSS proyects here and there, but it's a bit complicated. I can never tell when a proyect is good or if it's just something that realistically has no use case. I have built myself with the .Net stack and back end development so I can't really just jump into a decompilation project with no C knowledge for example.

Bernd

12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.51442 [X] del

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This sounds cool: The DECRYPT Project
Includes history and AI/ML tools.
https://de-crypt.org/
About:
Thousands of enciphered historical manuscripts are buried in libraries and archives. Examples of such material are diplomatic correspondence and intelligence reports, private letters and diaries as well as manuscripts related to secret societies. The bulk of these historical manuscripts will remain undeciphered unless we can automate the processes involved in decoding them. Our aim is to develop resources and computer-aided tools for decoding of historical source material by using AI and cross-disciplinary research...
Tools:
collection of digitized images of ciphertexts and encryption keys along with metadata information about their provenance, location, transcription, and possible cryptanalysis or commentary.
all records in thedatabase are open to the public
tools for transcription and decipherment of historical ciphers
Historical cipher images can be transcribed, i.e. transformed into a computer readable text format
transcribed ciphertext can be corrected
Decode Database, HistCorp, TranscripTool, CrypTool whatnot.
open source under the Apache license v.2.0 with the exception od Decode db.
Quite a few Hungarians in the project apparently. They started publications in 2019 so fairly new thing this is, probably the emergence of these machine learning models allowed them to form this team.

Looking at the Decode db, the earliest dated document is from the 15th century. There is one that says 1300-1699. I think accessing documents needs a registration, at least when I tried to enlarge the photo of the document it said I have insufficient permissions.

Bernd

12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.51443 [X] del

Oh and "Access mode" says "Authentication required".

Bernd

11/28/2023 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No. 51323 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]

Stop talking about exhausted UAE oil 😅😂
No one interested to come there along with ghost city concrete jungle Dubai yet world map is inaccurate since Mercator projection 1569 by west + middle east belittling Indonesia since, while in reality Indonesia The Emerald of The Equator is huge as Russia and even much richer than the rest of the world, our oil and gas only are much more than whole middle east.
Complete multiracial multilingual living around the world all alone since childhood I speak fluent formal Arabic too, aside Dutch and so many other languages.

Egypt isn't the oldest, even Egypt is very poor, very dry, far off the center of the Equator line.
Most highest humidity on Earth: Indonesia, meaning many much older artifacts has decayed much faster than just few thousands years Egypt.
And Judaism/Christianity/Islam are just the same dumb.
Even most of people know nothing about much older ancient modern civilization here in Indonesia before mega eruption of Toba supervolcano of Sumatra 75,000 years ago.
Including 25,000 years old Gunung Padang pyramid in Indonesia.

Hindu isn't from India either. Original Hindu is Indonesia not in India.
Hindu in India and in Bali are totally different
Indus, Indo, Hindia, Hindu = Indus Islands = Indo Nesos = Indonesia.
The same with Astrology came from Indonesia not by the Greeks, Egyptians nor Aramaic/Arabs/Jews.
Judaism, Christianity and Islam are just frauds branches of modified Hinduism in India.
Real Hindu came from Indonesia not India.
Hindu, Hindia, Indus, Indo, etc = Indo Nesos, Indus islands, Indonesia over 17000 islands, exactly on the center of the equator line, the center of all civilization, all Indo around the world came from here especially because of eruption of Toba supervolcano Sumatra 75000 years ago bigger than Yellowstone USA, resulted today world's largest volcanic lake Toba Sumatra.

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Bernd

11/28/2023 (Tue) 16:22 [Preview] No.51325 [X] del >>51326

This pyramid thing is interesting.
Have you heard about the Bosnian pyramid?

Bernd

11/29/2023 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.51326 [X] del >>51332

>>51325
It's interesting but these is no real evidence for it being that old. For context this was just a weird comment I saw on Youtube and felt like I should post it here.

What Bosnian pyramid?

Bernd

11/29/2023 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.51332 [X] del

>>51326
It's similar to the Indonesian. There's a hill in the eastern border of Visoko (NW from Sarajevo), which quite angular and reminds one a pyramid. There are claims it is one, and there are some stones laying around that supposedly were part of it or something.

KC/int/ Minecraft Server Bernd

07/27/2021 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No. 44570 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]

Let's play some Minecraft on our /int/ server:
hub.dev-urandom.eu:25565 (version: 1.16.5)

Wiki with more information: http://dev-urandom.eu/
Overview map: dev-urandom.eu:8123
IRC: irc.dev-urandom.eu - channels: #chat (ingame chat), #int
Pirate-friendly client: https://tlauncher.org/en/

Basic commands:
/spawn - Teleports you to the spawn.
/home - Teleports you to your home (set with /sethome or by sleeping in a bed like a fag).
/lb tb - Provides a melonblock that can show block changes.

Don't grief and don't be an asshole (obviously). Basically, you can build anywhere, although there are some limitations. There is enough space for everyone! You can make your clan and engage in Nation Autism. Don't get discouraged by the autism of the server, things will get easier for you later. Also, mods, admins and other players may help you.

tl;dr:

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Dutch bernd Bernd

11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.51216 [X] del >>51219 >>51233

>>51206
>Don't bother dude, it's just me now.

I'm here fam. Just take a break from postenings sometimes

Dutch bernd Bernd

11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.51219 [X] del >>51233

>>51216
Also, holidays are coming. So most bernds will be with their families instead of IB

Bernd

11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.51233 [X] del >>51263

>>51216
>>51219

Dutch bernd Bernd

11/17/2023 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.51263 [X] del >>51269

>>51233
We just gotta have a movie stream during holidays fam. there probably already is one though. But it's good to remind bernds about it

Bernd

11/18/2023 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.51269 [X] del

>>51263
We always have. I just see no point advertising it here anymore. All everyone visiting can know it elsewhere.