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Movies & TV-shows Bernd 06/25/2021 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No. 44206 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Previous one is autosäging.

Wanna watch The Longest Yard, the original Burt Reynolds movie.
I only see two remakes, the Mean Machine with Vinnie Jones, and the Adam Sandler comedy from 2005. Probably the only good Adam Sandler movie. It's greatest selling point is the catchy tunes played in the background and the supporting cast. Judging by the screenshots it follows the original story quite tightly. The Mean Machine is adapted to the circumstances of a Bri'is prison and normal football. It was entertaining too.
One more remake was made, and Egyptian one: Captain Masr in 2015. Not sure if it's available anywhere, or has any English dubs or subs. Also features normal football.
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Bernd 04/26/2024 (Fri) 17:11 [Preview] No.51924 del
This is more Fallout than Fallout.


Bernd 05/08/2024 (Wed) 17:31 [Preview] No.51967 del
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Watched the movie The Ambus/Al Kameen.
It's a recent (2021) war movie about an irl event, Emirati soldiers were ambushed by Yemeni rebels three years prior.
The scope is small. The story focuses on a handful of characters from a platoon, some other from a higher level formation, and a couple of rebels (eg. their chief and the sniper). Most of it plays in a canyon, they show bit from the camp, a corner here and there, and the command and control center.
The pace switches back and forth, the rapid chaos of the combat vs. the quiet conversations inside the MRAPs. The combat gradually escalates.
I don't think it is too realistic, but it tries to be. Equipment, weapons, and their use (I liked how the sniper was played out, the death was written poorly tho). The RPG should destroy an MRAP I think. While against tanks their value is not really in penetration (but apparently they can from certain angles).
The director is French so I'm not sure how the movie actually represents the Emirati view, or way of thinking.
The acting was not good, but passable, I've seen worse.
All in all it was cool-ish. More like a curiosity as an UAE movie, like Damascus Time (which is Iranian).


Bernd 05/29/2024 (Wed) 01:30 [Preview] No.52012 del
>>51919
Still pretty good though. Especially if ur a spiritual/relgious type of person. Lots of things to take in.

Lots of other animes been recommended here in the past bernd.


Bernd 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.52016 del
>>52012
Okay, I'm just being cheeky.


Bernd 06/11/2024 (Tue) 17:38 [Preview] No.52053 del
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Thanks to the NEEToes, I had the luck to watch Westworld, the 1973 movie. Then I dl'd Futureworld which is a sequel to it. Watched it as well.
They are all right, immensely different from the telly show, for they were made in the 70s. Futureworld differs from Westworld too, has different focus, they came up with new things like controlling the hosts, playing chess or boxing matches with them like some arcade game. And they added a conspiracy and mistaken identity plotline too. I think it's a step up from the first movie.
Rewatching the telly show. I forgot how awesome the first season is.



Lets have a weather thread Bernd 04/03/2019 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No. 24257 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Starting it off with some recent evens

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pa9Yk1YadkU [Embed]
Flooding in Nebraska and Iowa, USA (March 15, 2019)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YT3XsHAIl5U [Embed]
Crazy flooding in Shiraz, Iran (March 25, 2019)

Lots of flooding in agricultural states in usa wonder if it will affect the food prices
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Bernd 07/04/2022 (Mon) 01:38:39 [Preview] No.48139 del
>>48079
Table grapes, wine or juice? Are those European or American?


Bernd 07/04/2022 (Mon) 07:30:19 [Preview] No.48142 del
>>48139
Wine. White. But we eat it, or drink it as juice, because not enough for wine, and we have neither the tools nor the facilities to make wine although I could give it to a pal who has, or even to a relative, but again, the amount lacks seriously, plus too much bother.
I dunno their actual type. One looks similar to muscat. Others I think Juhfark or something similar, Hungarian cultivars.


Bernd 07/04/2022 (Mon) 07:38:26 [Preview] No.48143 del
>>48142
Could be Hárslevelű. I think last time I tried look it up this was my conclusion.


Bernd 07/12/2022 (Tue) 18:30:43 [Preview] No.48262 del


Bernd 06/10/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.52051 del
Jesus Christ this weather.
We have rain every day for a month now. Last week and last night we got a storm with constant lightning. I've never seen such thing ever in my life. Last night it kept on lightning for ~25 mins, with constant thunder (couldn't guesstimate the distance), until it passed over. Huge downpour too. Was a bit of blackout. It was weird with the constant lightning when the streetlights went out.
It was fucking insane.
It's raining again, half past 10 in the morn but it's dark outside like in the anus of a mole. Less lightnings luckily. Expecting more blackouts. Or brownouts whatever it is called.



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Bernd 09/24/2019 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No. 29294 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I am the Spaniard that bought the carving knife.
Where should I begin to learn carving skills?
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Whittling a backscratcher.
It's a piece of hazel about two finger thick on the thicker end, 59-60 cm long. The photos differ much, were taken at different times with different light conditions.


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Essentially it is ready. I might make it thinner, and/or coat it with varnish (so the oils it gathers from the skin, the dust that settles on the surface won't build up and make it dirty, so it can be cleaned and kept clean easier).
pic #6 is the butt end where I hold the scratcher.
The "rake" isn't sharp since I don't plan to flay my back.


Drive-by advise experts, LLC Bernd 01/30/2021 (Sat) 16:37:19 [Preview] No.42348 del
>>29294
>Where should I begin to learn carving skills?
Way I hear it these days Washington DC is a good place to start.


Bernd 02/07/2021 (Sun) 19:33:31 [Preview] No.42498 del
Stick it in you're pooper.


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Remember this, Bernd?
Decided to dust off this project and finish it. I changed plan and instead of this >>40038 I just carve notches onto the legs, then drill holes through and fix em with dowels.
The third cross stick is still waiting. I'm hoping to finish it next week.
There are some work to be done, such as flatten the surface, or add a coat of linseed oil.



Bernd 12/23/2018 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No. 21503 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I've checked the catalog couldnt find any good youtube channel threads(delet if there is any)

share, shill and subscribe

https://www.youtube.com/user/capandball/featured

https://www.youtube.com/user/mlshooter

These are about old guns about and stuff, which include muzzle loading ones as well.
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Bernd 04/26/2024 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.51920 del
>>51913
>Now they're all down it seems.
They are. This pissing me off a bit. I think youtube is fucking with the code again, they jihading adblockers those faggots.
Piped seems working (liek https://watch.leptons.xyz). For now.


Bernd 04/26/2024 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.51921 del
>>51918
I don't think that's Turkbernd.
Could be the guy from bernd.group who mods the site and posts with Turkball soemtimes, but I don't think he is from Turkey.
Could be the Bernadette from >>>/agatha2/ who is apparently studies in Turkey.


Bernd 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.51983 del
Tasting History with Max Miller
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/channel/UCsaGKqPZnGp_7N80hcHySGQ
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsaGKqPZnGp_7N80hcHySGQ
It's a cooking channel which offers a historical background for each meal he makes.
Here's so called "Boyardee Spaghetti Sauce" - which comes in cans (I don't think we have that here):
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=xaCuMfY59u0
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Bernd 05/29/2024 (Wed) 01:28 [Preview] No.52011 del
>>51920
Looks like invidious is working now. But anything can happen in the future

>>51921
>I don't think that's Turkbernd.

Probably not. Turkeybernd is more cheeky to banter with and funy :DDD


Bernd 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.52017 del
>>52011
Youtube shaking up things a lot this year.
>Turkeybernd
Or perhaps he got sour and disillusioned. I hope not.



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Bernd 12/12/2020 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No. 41511 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm looking for a car but I don't know much about them. I am thinking of a car like a Fiat 500 or a VolksWagon Beetle. What other cars are there like this, cars that are small so they are easy to park and don't use much fuel but that also look interesting and nice.
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Bernd 04/25/2024 (Thu) 20:26 [Preview] No.51910 del
>>51908
Breddy gud animation.
But I think I have to rewatch it when I'm not sleepy.


Bernd 04/26/2024 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.51922 del
>>51908
I wonder if the routing Korean units could have been stopped and recruited to do fortification works, and perhaps create some reserve from those who are willing to fight. But ultimately Chinese were stopped so.
Bombing own/allied units is a surprisingly common phenomenon.


Bernd 04/26/2024 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.51923 del
>>51922
>Bombing own/allied units is a surprisingly common phenomenon.

Particularly for the US, what was that WW2 Joke again? Something like,
When the British fly over the Germans duck, when the Germans fly over the British duck, when the Americans fly over everybody ducks.


Bernd 05/29/2024 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.52010 del
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>>51740
Ack bernds, the junior developer we hired just ruined the entire code base. I had to spend a long tiem fixing everything up and my boss got angry at me for things not working. So me and my boss just went and agreed that we should just let him go, after explaining to him why the junior dev crashed all the code.

I gave the junior a lot of code feedback and best practices advice, but he never listened to me and did everything all crazy like. Some people just don't wanna hear when you talk with them.

I also was suppose to be getting a new position and raise soon, but nothing really came of it, YET. Some people in charge of handling that are on paternal leave, so dunno what's going to happen next. Maybe I'll wait.?

>>51741
That looks raly tasty bernd. Maybe add some steam around it so it looks like they just got cooked recently.


Bernd 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.52015 del
>>52010
>best practices advice,
Those are all just routine habits everyone forgot their origin, and circumstances that called them into existence might not exist. Or was a misunderstanding in the first place.



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Jolly Christmas! Bernd 12/24/2019 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No. 33383 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We lacked in such thread.

No snow. Getting used to it but everything looks awful and dull.
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>>51493
>>51493
>Spent Xmas ill...
>But was okay considering.
Hope you're better now though bernd


Bernd 01/19/2024 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.51543 del
>>51531
Fairly good, thank you.


Bernd 03/29/2024 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.51828 del
Easter is here, Good Friday today.
Looked up a bit of folk believes, and traditions related to this particular day within the greater holiday of Easter, which actually starts 40 days before, with the Great Fast.
One group of customs is a type of health conjuration, all related to water, more specifically to fresh stream/brook water. Most often is bathing in it, washing oneself, just face or fully submerging in it. Sometimes done at early dawn. It could help with various ailments, give beauty, or just health in general. It should help with animals too, either the through should be filled, or the animals has to be led into the water. I like the one where girls seek out places where willow trees grow next to the water for bathing in it results in long, thick, healthy hair (on their scalp).
Christianized explanation of this power of brooks: when the soldiers led Jesus, they pushed him into the Cebron/Kidron river.
Another group is the so called "Pilate burning". A literal act is when they burn a figurine made of straw, which they name either Pilate of Judas Iscariot. This has some derivatives. Sometimes they beat the strawman before burning. At places a child was chased around the courtyard and if he got caught, he got beaten. At one place the priest hit the step leading to the altar with the Bible, and the congregation beat the benches with sticks. The custom of Pilate burning should be known in other ex-parts of the Habsburg monarchy - Austria, Czechia, Poland, Croatia, etc.
Banishing pests - such as rats or cockroaches - can be done on Good Friday. There are taboos, such as butchering chicken or plowing must not be done on this day. There are places where they light fires, sometimes young men jump over it, in some regions they hold vigils at these fires. It was also customary to treat the day as if someone from the family died, and act accordingly (like dress in black/dark clothing, cover mirrors, etc.)


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>>51828
Intradesting

Those bernd know if there's a site that lists all Easter traditions around the world? Could be interesting


Bernd 04/28/2024 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.51933 del
>>51916
>site that lists all Easter traditions around the world?
This does not exists. Wikipedia has lots of things but missing even more. And they have biased editing too, they just skip what it doesn't fit in the picture they paint.
What I wrote above for example is specifically for Good Friday, and I found in a Hungarian Catholic lexicon.



Webm thread #3 Bernd 11/15/2021 (Mon) 00:20 [Preview] No. 45569 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
New webms thread. Old one is here >>17541

Just had to make a new one
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Bernd 03/01/2024 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.51718 del
>>51715
I don't think all Bernds would be enthusiastic about it. But there probably are a handful of instances when they did something cool.


Bernd 03/01/2024 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.51719 del
>>51718
*and worthy to remember.


Bernd 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:01 [Preview] No.51739 del
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>>51718
>>51719

Mayb we can choose what to show and who to feature. Some bernds prefer to keep to themselves.


Bernd 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.51743 del
>>51739
Also most of the escapades might not be glorious.


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>>51743
>Also most of the escapades might not be glorious.

Ack bernd but that's the entire appeal of KC. Assbergers, srs discussions and the occational mishaps that life gives us. We can't just cover bernd highlights in life. We gotta document Alle!



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/kc/ humour thread Bernd 12/15/2019 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No. 33133 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Cause I didn't find one
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sage Bernd 10/30/2021 (Sat) 22:45:41 [Preview] No.45419 del
>>45392
This is cringe


Bernd 01/10/2022 (Mon) 16:55:23 [Preview] No.46094 del
How do you catch a rabbit?
Sit in a bush and imitate the sound of a carrot.


Bernd 04/17/2024 (Wed) 16:40 [Preview] No.51898 del
Yvonne the Terrible


Bernd 04/17/2024 (Wed) 16:44 [Preview] No.51899 del
>>51898
I think I should have expanded on this joge. Liek:
>My mother-in-law is called Yvonne
>I just call her Yvonne the Terrible


Dutch bernd Bernd 04/26/2024 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.51915 del
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>>51899
Yes a punchline for a joge needs a story first bernd



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Bernd 11/12/2019 (Tue) 22:58 [Preview] No. 31619 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi Bernd, consider joining this Bernd dedicated board
https://bernd.group
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Bernd 03/16/2024 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.51791 del
>>51118
I'm being really srs now. That chan needs better moderators or more users active in reportings


Bernd 03/16/2024 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.51792 del
>>51791
That site gets hit by the same type of spam that hits this chan too. How curious


Bernd 03/16/2024 (Sat) 18:05 [Preview] No.51793 del
>>51791
Probably mods check on the board not too often.

>>51792
Many chans have trouble with the same spam. For many years now. This is the sad state of things.


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nice board fren


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>>51793
I mean they're probably doing their best, but they probably can't handle everything. At least they get rid of it



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Blengo and 3d modelling thread Bernd 08/23/2021 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No. 44822 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ok, dedicated thread is opened.

Major update with the ship, I have to get used to modifiers again. I run into problems. Solved it but was fiddly.
Also I really don't like that baby blue water. Something has to be done, but not a priority. Many, many details and possibilities to add, still wanting to keep it simple.
I did not want to overcomplicate the boat neither, so no rigging just for the jib or how the triangle sail is called, so it don't levitate in the air.
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Bernd 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.51834 del
>>51830
Impressive. So the rig with the model more or less works. Shoulders need some working on?

>>51831
>Spoilered
Oh well.
Spoilering is tricky. I have to retest it because I don't remember at the moment. I think the big checkbox needs to be checked all the time, and only those small which images need spoilering.


Bernd 03/30/2024 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.51836 del
>>51834
Yes, I fixed the shoulders as well as some other issues. To make the rig I had to merge vertices at a further distance than I normally would as it would not let me make the rig with Vertices too close. I didn't notice until afterwards but that ruined the mouth and navel, so then I had to fix that but in doing so even more issues came up with faces that were facing outwards thinking they were facing inwards and refusing to be corrected when I tried so I had to do more work to fix that so I could paint them again. Somewhere along the line that failed to translate into Unreal when I re exported it and so now she has red marks on her lips. I guess what I would have to do is reunwrap it in Blender to get the image texture fixed.


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>>51836
Sadly I can't give suggestions or tips on how to form such model. I chose to model Capn. Bernd as a lego figurine for a reason. Each limbs are separate meshes themselves.
>now she has red marks on her lips.
Looks like a chink with big teeth.


Bernd 04/01/2024 (Mon) 19:34 [Preview] No.51848 del
>>44822
I think this ship looks /comfy/ and homely in a possibly nostalgic r low poly shot of way.

>>44916
I wounder how easy would it be o make a pseudo-3D game with still screencaps of 3D assets in RPG maker? Like Donkey Kong on the SNES.

sorry for Tor posting and replying to something a bit old, just wanted to show my love for that ship. Have a great day, Bernds!


Bernd 04/06/2024 (Sat) 19:34 [Preview] No.51870 del
>>51848
>I think this ship looks /comfy/ and homely in a possibly nostalgic r low poly shot of way.
Thanks.
>how easy would it be
In case of RPG maker I guess a lot depends on the creation of assets. If it goes well, the rest is given by RPG maker. Okay writing is another thing.
>Like Donkey Kong on the SNES.
On RPG Maker?