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Webm thread Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 07:02:33 [Preview] No. 17541 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Because old thread is resting in peace
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Bernd 07/09/2018 (Mon) 16:15:26 [Preview] No.17837 del
>>17833
The best game reviews on YT.


Bernd 07/10/2018 (Tue) 17:32:28 [Preview] No.17844 del
>>17837
Too bad I've no idea what most of his videos are about.

>>17843
Kots are fascinating creatures... on their own way. Until they don't start their sado-maso action in the middle of the night or dawn they are fine.


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Syria War thread Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 20:54:54 [Preview] No. 10248 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Because rondam news is too small to contain it

ISIS in Deir ez-Zor got almost rekt, siege is broken.

YPG forces started their own offensive and arrived in north of Deir ez-Zor.
>US-Led Coalition ‘Will Not Allow’ Syrian Army To Cross Euphrates River In Deir Ezzor
https://twitter.com/southfronteng/status/906624779997765632
wew
I except they start fighting with each other soon, maybe even tomorrow, while ISIS will occasionaly bomb a car or a tank on both sides.

ISIS in eastern Homs are getting gradually removed and hopefully soon they will be containet in the east.

There was something about Israel entering Lebanon air space and Syria reacting with anti air defence but sadly I lost link to proofs.

Link to map
https://syria.liveuamap.com/
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Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 17:44:25 [Preview] No.17564 del
>>17563
His maxims are timeless.


Bernd 07/09/2018 (Mon) 11:51:09 [Preview] No.17832 del
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With the M5 open, normal trade can soon resume with Jordan, which is a boon for Syria's economy. There likely was some trade prior to this offensive, but heavily taxed by the rebels.
Loyalists are also advancing westwards and will soon meet the ISIS pocket.


Bernd 07/09/2018 (Mon) 15:45:51 [Preview] No.17834 del
>>17832
Hungarian press wrote the war is basically over now the Russians have started to withdraw troops and the govt. disbands units. The fate of Idlib is not entirely sure but most likely will stay and the recent situation will remain. We'll see.
I think the US troops cannot remain infinitely in the Kurdish region so they have to make dealings with Assad. The other two rebel area in the northwest (Idlib and Afrin) will stay as Turkish puppets.


Bernd 07/09/2018 (Mon) 16:02:01 [Preview] No.17836 del
>>17834
So should we expecting some sort of partition of Syria?
Eh I guess it would be better then continuing the war.


Bernd 07/10/2018 (Tue) 05:15:50 [Preview] No.17841 del
>>17836
For now that's the sound of it. Who knows what tomorrow brings?



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Photos, outdoor stuff and whatnot Bernd 05/30/2018 (Wed) 19:00:23 [Preview] No. 16734 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's start a new one, especially that I have new photos.

New blurry photos of funny for example. I'm not sure it's the same I managed to take a pic of last time (pic #3) might be not. These new pics were taken not far from there tho. It was far up high in the canopy, made huge noise with the branches and leaves, which covered both of us from each other and muffled my noises (while I walk fairly quietly). It rushed toward my direction on the branches then stopped there between two trees in the middle of that long one. So I took a shot. It was too far tho.
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Bernd 07/08/2018 (Sun) 23:04:43 [Preview] No.17826 del
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>>17825
>Connection failed
And here's more moss.


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Bernd 07/08/2018 (Sun) 23:39:08 [Preview] No.17828 del
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Sights from a rural road. This all taken on a morning hike through the jungle.


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>>17826
I also has a few moss pictures. They are good theme to shoot.

>>17828
>2nd
Is that black thingy an animal at the left third and center just above the palm leaf in the meadow?


Bernd 07/09/2018 (Mon) 11:16:45 [Preview] No.17831 del
>>17830
>Is that black thingy an animal at the left third and center just above the palm leaf in the meadow?
It's a cow.



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Bernd 05/02/2018 (Wed) 17:05:24 [Preview] No. 16247 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Can Bernd use the scythe?
Protip: only nu-males mow the lawn.
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Bernd 05/04/2018 (Fri) 20:46:28 [Preview] No.16310 del
>>16304
Not everyone has his gramp's stuff to make good use of it. Most people by stuff new. And recent products are turds.


Bernd 05/31/2018 (Thu) 18:28:12 [Preview] No.16760 del
Fucking peronospora and eriophyidaes are eating my grapes! I mean the leaves. Motherfuckers!
And I've already sprayed twice this year.


Bernd 07/06/2018 (Fri) 16:04:15 [Preview] No.17767 del
A small Hungarian town, Keszthely, is usually associated with a nice baroque building, the Festetics Palace:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festetics_Palace
However the town also provides home for an agricultural museum where one can find Hungary's last plowing engine. It's a Fowler Z II type double-engine and was built by John Fowler & Co. Ltd in 1910 in Leeds. It served for 52 years the Hungarian agriculture and then was gifted to the museum. They restored it in the '90s to working condition and made a test plowing in 1998.
Working process: the two steam engine is parked by the edge of the field and they alternately drag the plow from one side of the field to another with the help of steel cables. After several turns one machine is moved up few meters while the other finish dragging the plow. Very interesting system.


Bernd 07/07/2018 (Sat) 14:38:18 [Preview] No.17793 del
I tried but i cannot into kosa(scythe)


Bernd 07/08/2018 (Sun) 07:02:14 [Preview] No.17803 del
>>17793
Thing is about kosa that it needs lot of practice. First one has to concentrate on what he is doing to do it more or less orderly and repeat it again and again. I have a pal with larger flat(-ish) property I learned there basically.



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Bernd 07/06/2018 (Fri) 07:36:20 [Preview] No. 17760 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
YOU ARE A TERRORIZED MEMBER of the “MASTER RACE”, WORLD-WIDE FOUR BILLION EYE-SIGHT TELEVISION CAMERA GUINEA PIG COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD “MASTER RACE.” YOUR LIVING THINKING MAD, DEADLY WORLD-WIDE COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD SECRET OVER-ALL PLAN: WORLD-WIDE LIVING DEATH FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY to EXPLORE AND CONTROL THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. With the ENDLESS “STAIRWAY TO THE STARS.” Namely the MAN MADE INSIDE-OUT PLANETS with NUCLEONIC POWERED SPEEDS MUCH FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT. LOOK UP AND SEE THE GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD CONCOCTED NEW FAKE STARRY SKY. THE WORLD-WIDE COMPLETELY CONTROLLED DEADLY DEGENERATIVE CLIMATE AND ATMOSPHERE. THROUGH THE NEW WORLD ROUND TRANSLUCENT EXOTIC GASEOUS ENVELOPE, WHICH the WORLD-WIDE COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD MANIPULATES THROUGH COUNTLESS EXACTLY POSITIONED SATELLITES, THE NEW FAKE, PHONY STARS IN THE SYNTHETIC “SKY”.



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Cooking Gulyás reup Bernd 06/28/2018 (Thu) 07:17:27 [Preview] No. 17596 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I saw some Mexican asking for gulyás recipe on Kohl and because I don't really want to start posting there beside the World Cup I decided to reupload the gulyás cooking as the other thread is "File not found" as well. So here's with original text.

Cooking with Bernd: gulyás

I was planning to post a good gulyás cooking since day one but somehow the occasion eluded me until now. I know a Hungarobernd did this on KC main but it was regular "cooking in the kitchen" type of thread and not "over open fire in bogrács" (traditional Hungarian pot).
I couldn't do this live for technical reasons but it will be fine this way too.

Pic #1
Ingredients: meat (little bit over half a kilo, it's pork, not beef), taters (by volume I used about the double of the meat dunno their weight), onions, tomato, paprikas, black pepper in the mill, dried ground paprika in the jar with the red lid, salt in the middle, and the white wax paper on the right covers the salo (fatback).
You can also see my Mora for cutting needs and a bearly visible peace from a wooden spoon behind the meat and the potato, the masterpiece of my carving art, used for stir the food in the bogrács.
The taters are leftovers from winter, wizened but fine for our purpose. Some of the onions and the paprikas are also leftovers I utilized.

Pic #2
The initial setup. Two quarter logs at the sides and a nest in the middle for the fire itself also aligned toward the usual main direction of the wind. The rocks are there for a little draft control. Tripod to hang the bogrács.

Pic #3
Lighted a handful of dry grass, placed in the middle of the nest, then a large handful of dry twigs above, and sticks across the log above all. As these sticks burn in the middle they broke after a while and fall into the nest. The heat from the nest lights up the inside faces of the logs. The heat is very concentrated toward the nest. The cooking is going above the nest, and it really doesn't need much flames. The smoldering logs pumping up lotsa heat, only some sticks are needed to be placed inside the nest time to times. Also when a log burns through, a new can be placed there. I had several prepared.

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Bernd 06/28/2018 (Thu) 18:44:32 [Preview] No.17623 del
>>17622
>I'm not butthurt
With the performance from the other thread you did feel salty.


Bernd 07/02/2018 (Mon) 18:04:26 [Preview] No.17652 del
Does Bernd more angry when hungry? I noticed many times I'm more impatient but after I eat it's fine.
I dunno what to eat for dinner. Have to look around.


Bernd 07/04/2018 (Wed) 18:43:53 [Preview] No.17723 del
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I wrestle with a green long thin hot paprika for a month now. It started to wither and wizen but half of it is still intact. I put six thin slices into a sandwich of thick slices of bread, abundant ham and cheese still my mouth is burning as if I ate coals.
At least my sinuses clear.


Bernd 07/05/2018 (Thu) 11:45:38 [Preview] No.17749 del
>>17723
Maybe use it to make a chilli oil or vinegar? I sometimes grow scotch bonnets and do that with the leftovers.


Bernd 07/05/2018 (Thu) 15:51:47 [Preview] No.17751 del
>>17749
My watering mouth telling me that's not a bad idea.



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Bernd 07/04/2018 (Wed) 18:47:01 [Preview] No. 17724 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why do you sit on this KC bootleg if there is https://kohlchan.net/int/ ? There is even a poster map.
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Bernd 07/05/2018 (Thu) 05:48:51 [Preview] No.17742 del
We are here since the March 2017.
Why do you use proxy? There are no bricks on Kohl.


Bernd 07/05/2018 (Thu) 05:52:40 [Preview] No.17743 del
And you do aware that your obnoxious shilling is just make Kohl less desirable.
I have to bounce now.


Bernd 07/05/2018 (Thu) 06:17:09 [Preview] No.17744 del
>>17742
>>17743
Thanks for bumping schizo Hungarian.


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>>17724
>Why do you sit on this KC bootleg

I don't. I mostly sit on chair.


Bernd 07/05/2018 (Thu) 11:41:10 [Preview] No.17748 del
>not knowing that endchan /kc/ has the highest SDPP (serious discussion per post) rate of any board



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Music thread Bernd 06/25/2017 (Sun) 10:42:00 [Preview] No. 8318 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post some relatively unknown but quality bands and music.
Or other melodies.
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Bernd 07/04/2018 (Wed) 05:47:10 [Preview] No.17708 del
If not for the In Vein this would be the best The Haunted song:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-etrHSqCSrI [Embed]

Too bad there are so few good instrumental metal exist.


Bernd 07/04/2018 (Wed) 21:46:13 [Preview] No.17728 del
I've recently discovered that Skyclad released album in 2017.

Not bad, although without Walkyier it isn't proper Skyclad

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Bernd 07/05/2018 (Thu) 05:20:45 [Preview] No.17735 del
>>17728
Not bad. Sounds familiar. Have been posted this band here before?


Bernd 07/05/2018 (Thu) 05:25:04 [Preview] No.17736 del
>>17728
This album sounds heavier:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oGbT5eV-JDk [Embed]
Well I'm only at the second song (bretty gudd).


Bernd 07/05/2018 (Thu) 06:18:55 [Preview] No.17745 del
>>17735
>Have been posted this band here before?

Yes, I've posted some random songs from old albums. I like Skyclad, they had great lyrics (pretty rare thing for metal band) and good music. Sadly, they aren't good as before without Walkyier, who was main songwriter of the band (and also singer, but he wasn't a talented singer tbh). And his new project didn't really started for 10 years.



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What's next? Bernd 07/02/2018 (Mon) 17:12:27 [Preview] No. 17642 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Well, Bernd. This might be it. Tengri seems not want me to post here.
I know the past few day's outage wasn't the fault of management and probably not even the errors we're experiencing constantly. But they are there and a new one appeared and I'm fed up and don't know how to deal with it. I don't have any influence on this, I can't do anything to change these. Up to today I tried patience and beside that the only option is moving.
Our posts are fewer and fewer. Due to the outages our numbers dwindled. I'm kinda pissed and losing hope things will turn out good for Endchan.
I'm really grateful to all the Bernds who kept coming. And now I need your opinion on this thing. I could stay but I would check other Bernd-related chans and boards anyway where you post too most likely.
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Bernd 07/03/2018 (Tue) 17:01:11 [Preview] No.17690 del
>And now I need your opinion on this thing

And what options do we have? There is actually only two:

* Move to another board.
* Stay here

But first one is about joining another community, not preserving this one.


Bernd 07/03/2018 (Tue) 17:44:26 [Preview] No.17693 del
>>17690
The owner of the servers installed moar RAM into the machine. The board does feel faster now and I didn't get any errors yet.


Bernd 07/03/2018 (Tue) 17:54:01 [Preview] No.17694 del
>>17693
And I haven't finished the thought. Silly me.
So this is good news, little sunshine, I have some distance and have fresh view and yesterday I was more impatient. I really hope End will go on for a while as well.

>>17690
>But first one is about joining another community, not preserving this one.
True and a very good reason to stay.
Except maybe on mewch where /int/ is fairly empty and don't really have strong characteristic. Still we would loose from ours.

I'm also glad taht we/you guys are still thinking in we.


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>>17694
>Except maybe on mewch where /int/ is fairly empty and don't really have strong characteristic
I thought it was just Slovenia's fan club?


Bernd 07/04/2018 (Wed) 15:39:22 [Preview] No.17716 del
>>17711
I did read two posts - a Finn and a Burger - which looked like they polishing his balls shiny, maybe there's more. But I would put that on the count of lack of defining characteristic. Depending on how that board would be populated this tendency would either disappear or - by copying the behaviour - strengthen. Latter is very undesirable.
Also Ernst seems a little bit touchy in general.



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Bernd 06/07/2018 (Thu) 20:52:36 [Preview] No. 17046 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What are some major natural changes in geography that have happened within the timespan of recorded history? The following come to mind:

>Persian Gulf shrinking
>End of the India-Ceylon land bridge
>Decline of the Great Rann of Kutch
>Many changes to river courses, but most notably the Yellow River's wandering mouth
>Separation of the North Judlandic Island
>Shifting coastlines in marshy regions
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Bernd 06/10/2018 (Sun) 23:16:48 [Preview] No.17132 del
I guess that Litte Ice Age must have some geographical consequences, but there is no easy googled list.


Bernd 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:02:29 [Preview] No.17134 del
Bumping thread for interest.

I assume that the Panama canal could count as a geographic change.
Also the diversion of the Colorado river, which used to irrigate large chunks of Mexico but now most of the downstream flow stays in American farms.


Bernd 06/12/2018 (Tue) 01:24:31 [Preview] No.17160 del
Shrinking of Aral Sea and Lake Chad


Bernd 06/12/2018 (Tue) 05:32:56 [Preview] No.17162 del
The Salton sea


Bernd 06/28/2018 (Thu) 06:46:52 [Preview] No.17595 del
Receding ice? The northwestern passage is opening up.