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Mewsic Thread Bernd 04/02/2025 (Wed) 18:51 [Preview] No. 54197 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Previous >>39873 hit 500

I'm fairly sure I posted Alabama 3 (A3 in the US) before. But here you go, The Telly Show Theme Song of all time.

I watched/listened this video:
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=8EnkhQeTgiY
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8EnkhQeTgiY [Embed]
Some grille listenes the full Reign in Blood album, for the first time, in one sitting.
Sometimes I watch music reaction videos. As always most are trash (not thrash like this one), couple of good ones, I really enjoyed this I have to say.
She really has an upbeat attitude as if she wasn't listening to songs about death, murder, suffering, and torture. And the music wouldn't be like a barrel half full of nails shaken by an epileptic mong. I like the album, it's a classic
She's right, one can hear the punk influence in it.
At 00:28:20:
>DO YOU WANNA DIE????
<No, I don't!
Cutest moment. This is the correct way of listening Slayer.
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Bernd 04/06/2026 (Mon) 00:11 [Preview] No.55245 del
>>55243
I think I've heard this band before. But I don't remember.

Do thy have any really famous songs?


Bernd 04/06/2026 (Mon) 00:16 [Preview] No.55246 del
Posting some songs from Metallica.

The TV show Metalocalypse, got a lot of inspiration from them. Most of their songs sound just like Metallica songs. fr

Disposable Heroes
https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=jtNrx1c3Xh8

Master of Puppets
https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=E0ozmU9cJDg

For Whom The Bell Tolls
https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=B_HSa1dEL9s


Bernd 04/25/2026 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.55312 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OiUtJx1DZb0 [Embed]


Bernd 04/25/2026 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.55313 del
>>55245
>Do thy have any really famous songs?
Pantera? Surely not. All obscure.

>>55246
Classic songs. Disposable Heroes don't usually get the attention it deserves.
>Metallica wayyy back...
For me they still are those guys. Trujillo got in too late for me and those albums ain't much good. Cliff Burton was too early for me. And Mustain is way too early.

>>55312
Can't listen today until they update yt-dlp.


Bernd 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.55316 del
>>55312
All right. yt-dlp works again.
Listened it without watching the gameplay. It could be the soundtrack for some epic Sherlock Holmes adventure.



Vidya thread #4 Bernd 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No. 54413 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
New Vidya thread. Old one can be found here >>42507
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Bernd 04/21/2026 (Tue) 20:22 [Preview] No.55297 del
>>55133
Heh.

>>55251
Some kind of a Western? From that cover for some reason Borderland comes to mind.

>>55252
>wiki
Ah it's Japanese.
I wouldn't mind playing with some good samurai or ninja themed game. I don't know one.
There is Nobunaga's Ambition but it's not the same.


Bernd 04/23/2026 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.55303 del
>>55252
I played way of the Samurai 4. It's an interesting idea, I like it.


Bernd 04/23/2026 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.55304 del
>>55303
Praystation?
What makes it interesting?


Bernd 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.55306 del
>>55304
No, on PC.

It's a small game set in a small area where what you do can change the story in different ways and branch it off, so it's small but has choices and replayability.
Also the Martial arts schools are interesting.


Bernd 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:09 [Preview] No.55308 del
>>55297
>Some kind of a Western? From that cover for some reason Borderland comes to mind.

Sort of Western game. Sort of NeoPunk. Sort of old school PS2 gameings.

It's still good though. Give it a try sometimes



Movies & TV-shows Bernd 06/25/2021 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No. 44206 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Previous one is autosäging.

Wanna watch The Longest Yard, the original Burt Reynolds movie.
I only see two remakes, the Mean Machine with Vinnie Jones, and the Adam Sandler comedy from 2005. Probably the only good Adam Sandler movie. It's greatest selling point is the catchy tunes played in the background and the supporting cast. Judging by the screenshots it follows the original story quite tightly. The Mean Machine is adapted to the circumstances of a Bri'is prison and normal football. It was entertaining too.
One more remake was made, and Egyptian one: Captain Masr in 2015. Not sure if it's available anywhere, or has any English dubs or subs. Also features normal football.
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Bernd 01/01/2026 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.54969 del
>>51883
After a year of hiatus Fallout season 2 restarted in last December.
Back then they were capable of running telly shows in consequent years with 20+ episodes each season. Now they just forgot the technology how to achieve this.
Kneeway...
Rewatching the 1st season to refresh my memories. Not good memories.

Right at the bat. How does she know about raiders? If they never left the vault they cannot know about the raiders. For all they know there is nothing up there on the surface.


Bernd 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:54 [Preview] No.55067 del
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Watching Greenland for tonight.
It's some meteorite hitting the Earth and the bunker is in Greenland. Dude with his family have to get there.

This year, on January the 6th, they released the sequel Greenland 2.
I bet Bernd in a 100 HUF that Trump's Greenland adventure is just him promoting the name therefore the movie for he has a pal who sunk a lot of money into it and wants to see returns.
Trump doesn't want Greenland at all, just making noise because 0% of the USians heard about Greenland ever and don't interested in the movie.


Bernd 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:41 [Preview] No.55194 del
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Jesus fugging Christ they made a movie.


Bernd 04/06/2026 (Mon) 00:40 [Preview] No.55249 del
Watched this Nicholas Cage Movie: Willie's Wonderland.

It was ok ish. It's five nights at freddy's with Nicholas Cage campiness. Cage only agreed to do it if he got to say no lines in the entire movie. True story bernds

Also watched this other movie: The Whale with Brendan Fraser

Pretty intense acting from everyone. It's really small in scale and budget, but it's still great.


Bernd 04/21/2026 (Tue) 20:16 [Preview] No.55296 del
>>55249
I think I heard about that and I had reservations.
>Cage only agreed to do it if he got to say no lines in the entire movie
But this just made me curious.
There is this one movie about UFO invasion. Not one line is said by anyone in the whole movie.

>The Whale
We watched it with the fellas from /ausneets/. It's... different.



Webm thread #3 Bernd 11/15/2021 (Mon) 00:20 [Preview] No. 45569 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
New webms thread. Old one is here >>17541

Just had to make a new one
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Bernd 03/19/2026 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.55174 del
>>55127
I dunno if he hurt or laughing.

>>55128
Nostalgia.

>>55129
That video looks like tourist trap with horrible Westerners of all kinds.
In general backpacking? That sounds like an adventure. Is it a good idea? I dunno. I know little of Thailand. They are having border clashes with Cambodia, perhaps avoid those parts of the country.


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>linuks


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Bernd 04/06/2026 (Mon) 00:34 [Preview] No.55248 del
Not a video but still good

Have some Prussian music bernds


Bernd 04/21/2026 (Tue) 20:08 [Preview] No.55295 del
Some Sopranos slang explained.



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Bernd 12/12/2020 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No. 41511 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm looking for a car but I don't know much about them. I am thinking of a car like a Fiat 500 or a VolksWagon Beetle. What other cars are there like this, cars that are small so they are easy to park and don't use much fuel but that also look interesting and nice.
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Bernd 07/11/2025 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.54408 del
Okay I am living with my sisters now.


Bernd 07/11/2025 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.54409 del
>>54402
You could build pyramids in the desert. Just watch your water intake.


Dutch bernd Bernd 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.54416 del
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>>54379
>Trying to work on own projects, I had a great idea with a great tool but just under a day a 3rd party made such changes that the whole plan is in ruins. Now have to think about how to salvage the parts and build em into a new approach.

There's loads of software and open source projects online. I'm sure you can find an alternative option somewhere.

>Good job, Bernd.
I liked it a lot tbh. Some of the software in the conference was raly bad though. And it was attached to a really wealthy company that made it. Liek, how do you make a huge profit selling bad code?


Bernd 04/06/2026 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.55253 del
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Recently moved into a new apartment in a nicer location. I liek it.

It's a lil bigger than my old one too. Lots of friends helped me move so it wasn't too hard to change locations tbh.


Bernd 04/21/2026 (Tue) 19:23 [Preview] No.55293 del
>>55253
I'm glad you like it.
I started a different project and fell into sunken cost fallacy. Not with money but with time. I still debating if I should invest more time in it or bail. Tho bailing will result in a different problem I have to solve.



Bernd 08/01/2020 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No. 38901 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This place feels so cozy and gives me old kc feels.
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>>54700
>>54700
Looks like they didn't stay in the new board though. Wonder where everyone from Ernst went to.


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https://krautchan.org/int/

this gave me old kc feels, some poster from old kc are also there and no nonces


Bernd 04/11/2026 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.55264 del
Krautchan?


Bernd 04/19/2026 (Sun) 23:07 [Preview] No.55288 del
>>54680
This place feels more like ernstchan than old KC. Ernstchan had a lot of threads with over 100 replies that were very old. This is why I don’t come here as much as I should.


Bernd 04/20/2026 (Mon) 13:31 [Preview] No.55289 del
>>55250
Some to .org, some probably had another lurkplace somewhere, some might have given up on imageboards. I remember reading a couple of posts stating the latter.

>>55254
Problem is the server is in Ukraine. Can't really say everything that should be said.
But frankly this will be the situation everywhere.

>>55264
I read it every day.

>>55264
Yeah, KC was a busy place. This was a home for just a handful of Bernds, and now my blog.



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well i fuckin tried tbh Bernd 12/17/2018 (Mon) 22:14 [Preview] No. 21339 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
so im prolly preaching to the choir here, but kohl has been completely and totally overrun by pedos. i have reason to suspect that it is being done purposefully, either as a way to disrupt /int/, entrap unproxied/naive bernds who cant into clearing their cache, and plant CP in their temporary files, and/or to use /int/ as a wall of noise, and bernds themselves, as a way to distract from their own exchanging of such content. im leaning towards the last one tbh hence why the offer of simply making a new board dedicated to such content. i think these bernds with nothing to hide, and no threat model nor intention of viewing such degeneracy, are at risk. i believe this is being cultivated purposefully so as to surround their gaggle of degenerates with low-hanging fruit who may be stupid enough to accidentally click on something, or unaware that when viewing a page with a bunch of thumbnails of child models, all those thumbnails get downloaded by your browser.

i gave a reasonable list of demands that i feel are not too extreme, and limit no ones free speech other than the (((freedom))) to endanger naive bernds and plant CP on their computers unknowingly and even gave a provision where proxies/tor are not to be banned, but it was not enough. the mods are 100% complicit in it, and allow it, and worse, encourage it. they feel that pedoposting improves the quality of the board via keeping keins and ledditors out. they feel that removing suggestively posed, scantily clad children pics means turning the joint into a reddit-tier hugbox but again, i suspect their motives are more that of self preservation, as even the most unaware of bernds has heard that kohl is run by pedos. this, even though such (((innocent))) content like candydoll webms is certainly enough for some bernd in a more conservative cunt to be fucked over hard and have his life ruined if found in his cache

ive been quietly harboring suspicions of this sort of activity for a while, but have been biting my tongue so as to not cause another mass exodus over nothing. but this is not nothing. these fucks are doing this intentionally and at this point, im certain of it. in the past few days, i heard enough other bernds exclaim similar theories about how kohl is nothing more than a fed honeypot even that dergeneral was forced to 86 the old kc serb in order to cause an exodus to a more thoroughly controlled new site, or that the owners have been co-opted/blackmailed into setting one up, and also that the use of a, now fast-moving, /int/ is being used to cover for their smut dealings.

even when asking the mods to be transparent and make a clear definitive statement on their personal moderative tendencies on such content, and to post this warning on /int/ and warn these naive bernds of the risk they face by posting there, ive been met with deflectionary responses, and weak-ass limp-dicked argumentative tactics to which i am utterly immune, as well as a distinct lack of action. they want this, and it couldnt be more clear. but worse, they want the deception. as such, i suspect foul play of some sort
idk, im really worried about the safety of the dozens of bernds who post there on a daily basis without proxy, and without clearing their caches constantly. i love all you guys a whole lot and id hate to see anyones lives get fuckt because some random pedonigger had to bump his shitty thread full of candydoll webms and pics of naked preteens to the first page, and some poor sap who didnt know any better refreshed the first page while it happened. ive seen this tactic used on other imageboards countless times and against countless communities, and with all the commotion, i felt the need to speak up about it.
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Bernd 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:26 [Preview] No.54613 del
>>39798
>now that berndgroup has become krautchan.rip, we must form an allegiance against the kohlzine menace

krautchan.org too now that it's live too.

But kohlzine is ded now so this thread is a moot point tbh


Bernd 09/03/2025 (Wed) 20:41 [Preview] No.54618 del
>>54613
They just need to make Krautzine.


Bernd 04/02/2026 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.55238 del
Whomp whomp


Bernd 04/18/2026 (Sat) 20:56 [Preview] No.55285 del
>>54618
This would be fun


Bernd 04/19/2026 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.55286 del
>>55285
I don't really got the impression Bernd there is the type who could make one.
Tho one dedicated editor could shill it regularly to remind Bernds to send articles in.
Some Bernds didn't like Kohlzine, not sure how Bernd in general views it.



SAL DE LA CUEVA CONEJO QUE LLEGÓ TU GUAGUANCÓ Bernd 03/25/2026 (Wed) 23:49 [Preview] No. 55207 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
VIVA VENEZUELA EN ESTA MIERDA CABALLERO


Bernd 03/27/2026 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.55211 del
Vivat!



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Sports Bernd 11/07/2021 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No. 45473 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does Bernd go to gym? Maybe Bernd does other sports?
If not, you should start!
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Bernd 01/06/2026 (Tue) 16:47 [Preview] No.54994 del
>>54993
Problem: missed the gym
Solution: goto gym.


Bernd 01/15/2026 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.55020 del
I only used to play football occasionally in my neighborhood


Bernd 01/17/2026 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.55022 del
>>55020
Football is good. It builds teamwork too.


Bernd 02/07/2026 (Sat) 18:56 [Preview] No.55068 del
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on behalf of da sumo lovin spartmans i hereby extend a pls join notice to the posters of dis bort
bring ur beers & snax for gud time budys


Bernd 02/07/2026 (Sat) 18:57 [Preview] No.55069 del
>>55068
Thank you, budy!



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Real News Thread Bernd 01/15/2022 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No. 46125 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Volcano Hunga erupted near Tonga, causing tsunami all over the place. Japanese news full of it. Lol at countries with seashores.

https://theconversation.com/why-the-volcanic-eruption-in-tonga-was-so-violent-and-what-to-expect-next-175035
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Bernd 04/29/2025 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.54245 del
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Blackout in all of Iberia. No Iberian was injured it happened during siesta.
https://www.thelocal.es/20250428/in-pictures-nationwide-blackout-causes-chaos-in-spain
Some photos, but how do you photo the lack of electricity in the wires?

https://www.thelocal.es/20250428/breaking-nationwide-blackout-hits-spain
Shit happened monday at 12:30 local time. Took about 10 hours to restore the juice in every region.
Apparently part of France was also affected.

https://www.thelocal.es/20250429/power-returns-to-parts-of-spain-grid-operator
>Sanchez said about 15 gigawatts of electricity, more than half of the power being consumed at the time, "suddenly disappeared" in about five seconds.

https://www.thelocal.es/20250428/spain-nuclear-plants-in-safe-shutdown-mode-after-blackout
>The shutdown of the country's nuclear plants was "in line with their design" when confronted with an unexpected power outage, the Spanish Nuclear Safety Council (CSN) said in a statement.
Not sure what is the reasoning behind that. How the lack of electricity can damage NPPs? Does the system make them suddenly produce more electricity if the load is not balanced? It would be cool if there was an explanation.

I'm checking El Pais, but I've see no articles there either that would explain the cause.
I think this is the latest:

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Bernd 05/29/2025 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.54294 del
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Reelest not tabloid news at all.
Mr and Mrs Macron probably had a difference over something, and the Mrs pushed Mr's face.
Media says he got slapped but it's not really a slap. It's a push.
Also, nice save Mr President.


Bernd 05/30/2025 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.54296 del
Newsflash: CPAC Hungary is a huge circlejerk.
Listened a bunch of speeches.


Bernd 12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:14 [Preview] No.54966 del
Nearing to Silvester - that is New Years Eve - which is about merriment and silly stuff, among other things. So here's something fun.
This news "news" totally avoided me. Bridgette Macron - the wife of Emmanuel Macron French President - is a man!
Now this was aired by Candace Owens who is an I dunno who, but her yt channel has over 5mil subscribers:
https://yewtu.be/channel/UCL0u5uz7KZ9q-pe-VC8TY-w
https://youtube.com/channel/UCL0u5uz7KZ9q-pe-VC8TY-w

I'm sure she has a longish video exfoliating her onions about the topic, I might dig it out tomorrow perhaps. Or not. It's not that interesting.
She got sued for defamation by Macron, instead of doing a genetic test. Not sure how things standing even this news is like half a year stale.

I have one undeniable proofs that Mrs Macron is in fact a woman.
'member this post just above >>54294 when she pushes/punches him with both hands? No man would do that, not even the most estrogenated mtf creatures.


Bernd 12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.54967 del
Actually I think she spells her name as Brigitte. I might look up this detail too.