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Jolly Christmas! Bernd 12/24/2019 (Tue) 13:32:54 [Preview] No. 33383
We lacked in such thread.

No snow. Getting used to it but everything looks awful and dull.


Bernd 12/24/2019 (Tue) 15:06:43 [Preview] No.33399 del
Nadolig LLawen oddi Cymru

Merry Christmas from Wales

No snow here either, what a drab winter.

I hope you all have a merry one free from suicidal thoughts with plenty of laughter and hopefully a shag.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5t4g30


Bernd 12/24/2019 (Tue) 15:36:37 [Preview] No.33401 del
>>33399
Blackadder is fun. Should have put that on the Xmas Special playlist.


Bernd 12/24/2019 (Tue) 17:14:20 [Preview] No.33406 del
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hier ist harry kim und er wünscht dir frohe weihnachten und ein gutes neues jahr


Bernd 12/24/2019 (Tue) 18:44:27 [Preview] No.33411 del
We didn't even decorate the house this year.


Bernd 12/24/2019 (Tue) 19:11:43 [Preview] No.33413 del
>>33411
Get some paper, cut up some snow flakes, put them on string a hang em up.


Bernd 12/24/2019 (Tue) 19:15:16 [Preview] No.33414 del
>>33411
We only decorate trees.
But for some years now I see house decorations here and there. Like in American movies and shows. And Santa decoration as if climbing on the walls, balcony and such.


Bernd 12/24/2019 (Tue) 22:34:41 [Preview] No.33419 del
Happy rainy Christ mass Krautchan (the one and only)


Bernd 12/24/2019 (Tue) 22:42:50 [Preview] No.33421 del
>>33383
Yep, that was pretty much how my Christmas place was. I had a confetti tree, small plastic presents for decoration and a big gold star over it. And the manger scene obviously

Also put some stockings and some wreaths around.

Eh merry Christmas anyways. Hopefully next year it's a lot better on the decorating.


Bernd 12/25/2019 (Wed) 06:13:20 [Preview] No.33423 del
>>33411
Same. I don't even care about Christmas any more.


Bernd 12/25/2019 (Wed) 08:08:19 [Preview] No.33424 del
Nice Christmas morning. The Sun almost shines. Maybe will a little later.


Bernd 12/25/2019 (Wed) 14:06:20 [Preview] No.33426 del
>>33423
Weather is very clear and warm here.


Bernd 12/25/2019 (Wed) 14:09:59 [Preview] No.33427 del
>>33426
Look out, that dude who crossed Wales along a straight line is gonna jump through your fence.


Bernd 12/25/2019 (Wed) 14:18:07 [Preview] No.33428 del
>>33427
Hah, I'd be amazed if he managed a straight line over these mountains.

Its really sunny here, feels nice. Might go for a walk later.


Bernd 12/25/2019 (Wed) 15:40:16 [Preview] No.33431 del
Christ is born!
Merry Christmas Krautchan.


Bernd 12/25/2019 (Wed) 15:57:51 [Preview] No.33432 del
>>33431
God bless thee polan


Bernd 12/25/2019 (Wed) 16:07:36 [Preview] No.33433 del
>>33431
Indeed.


Bernd 12/25/2019 (Wed) 18:39:39 [Preview] No.33434 del
No snow here neither, but I live in a valley so I'm used to seeing snow far away but and not here so It's nothing new
Anyways Merry late christmas!


Bernd 12/25/2019 (Wed) 19:34:02 [Preview] No.33440 del
>>33411
I had no decorations whatsoever, not even a ribbon. My only present was a wallet. But I did eat a lot including several kinds of cheese. We'd also have this Christmas treat but the bread was too porous for it. Well, being with family and having fun was the important part.


Bernd 12/25/2019 (Wed) 20:41:01 [Preview] No.33441 del
>>33440
return the wallet you stole


Bernd 12/25/2019 (Wed) 20:57:09 [Preview] No.33443 del
Common boyos, post some nice christmas music!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SQfR03hIujw [Embed]


Bernd 12/25/2019 (Wed) 21:06:47 [Preview] No.33444 del
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So what's the weirdest Christmas tradition in your country? Does Santa Claus invade your house to abduct you if you're bad? Are there demons that annoy you in 17 different ways if you're naughty? What sorts of meals do you eat?


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>>33443
Everything went better than expected. Tho the chorus of the kids sang in higher pitch I wished for.

>>33444
Yeah, old Uncle Joe is a good boy for almost 7 decades now.
No Santa, hereabout Little Jesus brings the presents. It's a K.u.K. tradition. No demons. Regölés is a folk tradition, fertility-wealth magic. The regösök are visiting houses and they chant and sing, then they get presents. I think I wrote about this in another thread.
We eat stuffed cabbage, fish, fisherman soup and bejgli.


Bernd 12/25/2019 (Wed) 22:29:49 [Preview] No.33447 del
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>>33444
here we don't celebrate Santa Claus but "el tió de nadal" (Christmas Log) pic related
The tradition is that in December you start feeding him every night so that on Christmas eve he will shit presents for the children.
Before he shits the presents the kids have to hit the log with a stick, singing a song that goes;
"shit, log,
shit nougats (turrón),
hazelnuts and mató cheese,
if you don't shit well,
I'll hit you with a stick,
shit, log!"
>>33446
>Everything went better than expected.
Of course! I only post the best of the best music jej


Bernd 12/26/2019 (Thu) 06:12:14 [Preview] No.33449 del
In Wales we have 'sion corn' which literally means john pipe but a chimney is a corn mwg (smoke) so its really john chimney. He is a very grumpy old man who swears by saying blincin. He also sits in an arm chair duct taped to a trailer and his mate tows him around all the villages with Welsh nationalism music blaring as he throws sweets at passing kids. Not sure how local that one is to me though. Also can't confirm but someone told me he pours petrol down the chimneys of naughty Englishmen.


Bernd 12/26/2019 (Thu) 06:16:18 [Preview] No.33450 del
>>33449
Also, he looks like santa


Bernd 12/26/2019 (Thu) 07:33:11 [Preview] No.33451 del
>>33447
Ein Weihnachtsmann aus Holz.
The shoes on their third legs ain't that shiny as their other shoes.


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>>33443
The BBC airs this Christmas concert every year on TV from Cambridge. The chapel itself is really beautiful, a real treasure, thanks dog Cromwell didn't destroy it and England leaving the Catholic church saved it from being transformed into a Baroque splendor golden church.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OYWgXwNsmn0 [Embed]


Bernd 12/26/2019 (Thu) 12:06:08 [Preview] No.33456 del
>>33454
The BBC are so pathetic, their need to keep focusing in on that African only makes me sick of his face.


Bernd 12/26/2019 (Thu) 19:10:34 [Preview] No.33458 del
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>>33447
>here we don't celebrate Santa Claus but "el tió de nadal" (Christmas Log) pic related
A little bit cute, a lil bit gross. I like it

>>33456
>The BBC are so pathetic,
UK is a little cucked right now tbh

>>33444
>So what's the weirdest Christmas tradition in your country? Does Santa Claus invade your house to abduct you if you're bad?

Where to begin?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwarte_Piet

Also, NOT RACIST*. Just historical


Bernd 12/26/2019 (Thu) 20:10:51 [Preview] No.33463 del
>>33447
this just reafirms my position on the catalonian independence, sounds like a mixture of something from the india and canada.


Bernd 12/26/2019 (Thu) 23:00:44 [Preview] No.33468 del
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So here's some more Nordic Christmas stuff. Of course, they have their typical retelling of Christ's birth (which I reiterate happened in mid-September, has nothing to do with Yule) it's usually celebrated on Christmas Eve, own Santa called Julemand that lives in Greenland, so on so on, but let's talk about some older stuff.
There's this gnome character called the "Julnisse" which basically was Danish Santa Claus before there was Julemand. It comes from the usual soul superstitions of Scandinavia, right? You're supposed to feed the gnome porridge, but if there's no butter in the porridge, he literally kills your farm animals. Then there's the "Christmas goat" though this is more of a Swedish/Norwegian thing (Julbocken). If you were naughty, he would come into your house and abduct you, and later boil you alive. I've heard stories about this from Finland as well (where they of course believe Santa is in Finland) And of course you can't forget the "Yule Lads" in Iceland. So in Iceland, they hold "12 days of Christmas" literally, and for these 12 days, if you're naughty, these demons called the "Yule Lads" would just constantly harass you in different ways, like slamming your door, eating your skyr, stealing your meat, etc.
>>33458
Already knew about that. Apparently Zwarte Piet comes from an ancient Germanic tradition (there was this Germanic tribe in modern Switzerland that'd paint themselves black to camouflage themselves in midnight raids), but at the same time, he comes from Spain where there were actual negroes dating back to medieveal times (from west Africa).


Bernd 12/27/2019 (Fri) 00:00:10 [Preview] No.33469 del
>>33451
>The shoes on their third legs ain't that shiny as their other shoes.
Shhh
>>33463
Yeah well and you call money plata


Bernd 12/27/2019 (Fri) 01:28:15 [Preview] No.33471 del
>>33469
Let's not try to kick the shit, I don't have the upper hand here.


Bernd 12/27/2019 (Fri) 08:53:42 [Preview] No.33481 del
Wew, what did everyone get? I got a tape measure!


Bernd 12/27/2019 (Fri) 09:10:28 [Preview] No.33483 del
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>>33481
Now you can measure them.
We don't really give gifts. Usually necessities, like new socks or something. Pops will get me a 3M dust mask if everything goes as expected. But this we do year round, so whatever.


Bernd 12/27/2019 (Fri) 09:55:32 [Preview] No.33486 del
>>33481
I got the equivalent of 14 dollars which, if I don't spend in crypto soon enough and let them rot, will turn into the equivalent of one dollar.


Bernd 12/27/2019 (Fri) 11:17:36 [Preview] No.33488 del
>>33486
Making more volatile currency than crypto is in itself quite an economic achievement.


Bernd 12/27/2019 (Fri) 11:35:50 [Preview] No.33489 del
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>>33446
>No Santa, hereabout Little Jesus brings the presents.
Wew, remember our talk from last year Christmas about who brings presents in different countries and how we concluded many characters only appeared during commie times? I've been at my family house yesterday and I was giving gifts to the kids there, and when they thanked me for it I told them it's not from me but from the Starman. Then my 8 year old nephew told me straight to the face that I'm full of shit because starman was made up by commies and that those gifts are from Saint Nicolaus.


Bernd 12/27/2019 (Fri) 11:36:35 [Preview] No.33490 del
>>33486
why not invest in gold like the poos. It's pretty smart as the mega rich jews own gold and keep the market very stable. It will basically never lose value and be much more stable than the inflation rate of any currency.


Bernd 12/27/2019 (Fri) 11:45:28 [Preview] No.33491 del
>>33489
>remember our talk from last year Christmas about who brings presents in different countries
Yes. It was last year?
>Starman
I read Stallman at first.


Bernd 12/27/2019 (Fri) 16:09:06 [Preview] No.33506 del
>>33490
It's not like buying crypto where you can set a price and if the price goes according to that you get it. Plus I'd be having to corroborate if it's legit or not.


Bernd 12/28/2019 (Sat) 05:06:53 [Preview] No.33543 del
>>33481
I got a Panama hat and some money.


Bernd 12/28/2019 (Sat) 07:36:07 [Preview] No.33545 del
>>33543
Are you Swedish?


Bernd 12/28/2019 (Sat) 09:08:12 [Preview] No.33547 del
>>33545
No. Do Swedes get given Panama hats for Christmas?


Bernd 12/28/2019 (Sat) 09:10:13 [Preview] No.33548 del
>>33547
We had a Swebernd demanding Panama hat for his ball.


Bernd 12/31/2019 (Tue) 02:07:13 [Preview] No.33636 del
This is the most conspicuous Christmas sweet, not because of a central role in anything or cultural value (it's an Italian import and more of a pan-Latin phenomenon) but for its frequency in stores. It appears sporadically months before Christmas and gradually builds up until it fills shelves. Then it withers away through the beginning of the following year.
In some versions the fruit is replaced by chocolate. Purists decry this as a fraud and an offense. As a moderate I like the ones with chocolate drops and spots but not the radical, iconoclastic forms such as inner chocolate filling half of the space. Sometimes it's not even sweet chocolate.


Bernd 12/31/2019 (Tue) 07:32:07 [Preview] No.33639 del
>>33636
I like the pastry/dough from these type of pastries, and not the filling, additional sweet etwas they spice the thing. But sometimes even the dough taste like turd, like the one I ate last year which contained Amaretto.


Bernd 12/31/2019 (Tue) 18:30:06 [Preview] No.33670 del
>>33639
On the traditional version the extras are light, they're just bits of fruit. The important part is the dough which is sweet and fluffy.



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