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Bernd 04/13/2018 (Fri) 20:09:48 [Preview] No. 15905 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Russian Ministry of Defence has found people from the video published by BBC
and interviewed them. Here's the video
- On Sunday, April 8th, one of the buildings was bombed. The upper floors of the building were destroyed and the injured from the upper floors were brought to us by the ambulance. A fire broke out on the 1st floor and there was heavy smoke on the 1st floor and in the basement. The people were brought to the emergency aid unit and we started to provide aid to the people. When we were working we didn't pay attention to who was filming us. We were filmed. And then came one man who started shouting that this is a chemical poisoning. This man from the outside was saying that the people were subjects of a chemical attack. The people got frightened and started to pour water on themselves and use inhalers. The doctors from the hospital were telling us that there was no chemical poisoning.
- My name is Khalil Ajij. I'm a student at a medical college. I work at the main hospital in Douma in emergency aid unit. On April 8th a building was bombed in the city. The upper floors were destroyed and the fire broke out on the first floors. All injured from that building were brought to our hospital. Residents from the upper floors had symptoms of suffocation from smoke. We were providing aid based on these symptoms of suffocation. During all this a man from the outside came in, whom I do not know. He said that this was an attack with toxic agent. People got frightened, there was struggle, relatives of the injured started to pour water on each other. Some other people without medical training started to use asthma inhalers on the children. We haven't seen a single patient with chemical poisoning symptoms.
- That's me.
- That's me.
- That girl already had asthma. And due to breathing in poisoned smoke she got that tracheal asthma.
- That's me.
- This is panic. When people got frightened and a panic started ... That's me.

Bernd 04/13/2018 (Fri) 20:19:05 [Preview] No.15906 del
We have a Syria thread: >>10248
For continued discussion we should use that. Thanks.

HELP. Bernd 04/13/2018 (Fri) 14:51:36 [Preview] No. 15889 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi guys, I hope you're fine.

I have a project to seduce a girl I knew a long time ago (it's been 2 years), during a summer job. And I think I need your help, I'm desperate.

I was a complete dog, she walked in the workshop and I could not help but look at her, yet it's really not my habit to be like that. But I really liked her, even too much, so much so that during the 2 months I wasthere I did not even approach.

That, and the fact that it is at a workplace anyway.
In short, recently, I received a friend's suggestion from herm. Then another one, two days later.

Seeing this, I thought it was a sign and I'd better try it, rather than stay on a regret like a bellend, already I did not seize my chance at the appropriate time.

The problem is that I am an absolute shit in seduction, and I have never flirted through Facebook. So I feel like I should add her as a friend, but I'm afraid of wiping a bitter failure (the very ones that fill my life).

I conjure robots to help me in my business.
What should I say if she deigns to accept my invitation?

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Bernd 04/13/2018 (Fri) 15:58:14 [Preview] No.15892 del
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Try missionary position. The face-to-face contact helps with communication.

Bernd 04/13/2018 (Fri) 19:26:35 [Preview] No.15904 del
Try to add her as friend first.

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Bernd 04/13/2018 (Fri) 18:31:52 [Preview] No. 15898 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I Bought $1000 Lost Luggage at an Auction and Found This… (Buying Lost Luggage Mystery Auction)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tSPElrA2zv0 [Embed]

Are airports allowed to do this?

I thought they had to destroy lost luggage due to privacy reasons.

Bernd 04/13/2018 (Fri) 18:34:05 [Preview] No.15899 del
.....yeah that's fucked up. I'm sure some luggage, given the number of flights is just left behind, perhaps completely forgotten and in a sense no one cares. But for the most part it's going to be luggage that people are calling about and saying what the hell man where's my shit.

Bernd 04/13/2018 (Fri) 18:34:59 [Preview] No.15900 del
We call it HIPA in the US, medical privacy regulations, but if they sold some people's prescription information, like an empty pill bottle, they could be in the shit.

Tech Thread Bernd 06/27/2017 (Tue) 17:57:50 [Preview] No. 8430 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is it possible to disable GPS in phones?
I mean actually disable it like disassemble the phone and disconnect it on the circuit board and not just in the options menu which will disable it for you and apps but not for those who want to know your location (like Google or such).
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Bernd 04/11/2018 (Wed) 19:57:41 [Preview] No.15860 del
So basically what's going on this hearing:
>Mr Zuckerberg, do you admit your company totally harms everyone's privacy in nine ways to Sunday? Yes or no?
<Senator/Congressman for my understanding I don't know from the top of my head I will follow up with you with my team we just might in general are totally harmless we're doing AI technology and hatespeech is bad and we ban terrorists and people can decide what they share and we'll correct everything I promise.

Bernd 04/11/2018 (Wed) 20:33:02 [Preview] No.15865 del
The thing that amazes me is how normies only just realised facebook has been doing this shit all along. The information has been out there for years.

Bernd 04/11/2018 (Wed) 20:34:17 [Preview] No.15866 del
Also just noticed you pretty much made the same post as me earlier lel

Bernd 04/11/2018 (Wed) 20:54:26 [Preview] No.15867 del
All right.
If you listened closely, at one point they were discussing about the militant buddhist terrorist regime of Myanmar terrorising innocent muslim minority.
They're bringing it out because US will invade Myanmar.

Bernd 04/12/2018 (Thu) 05:49:59 [Preview] No.15870 del
The direct cause of the hearing is that in 2015 one dude made a personality quiz app for Fb. About 100 000 people played it giving their own data away and a 100 million more people's. Or some such correct figures sure can be found elsewhere. Then this guy sold the data to Cambridge Analitica which used it to influence the 2016 presidential campaign. Previously they sent an email to Fb that they deleted the data and supposedly they put this into a contract of some form (at list Zucky said so during this hearing) but they in fact didn't. So all in all Fb did breach - or let it happen - the privacy and it's baed.

Interesting tidbit: one congressman said yesterday (2nd day) that for Trump the Fb gave 5,6-5,9 million embed (? not sure the word it sounded inbed based on the pronunciation of that guy; "sales support" was expression Zuckerberg used) while Hillary got 60-70 thousand.
While Zuckerberg was being overheard Trump geared up with loud war propaganda.
I think not.

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Bernd 04/11/2018 (Wed) 15:07:47 [Preview] No. 15846 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does quantum tunneling imply that if I push myself many enough times into a wall, after maybe billions and billions of efforts, I could literally pass through the wall?

t. iq of one potato

Bernd 04/11/2018 (Wed) 15:40:17 [Preview] No.15847 del
yes, but it's billions and billions times more likely that only part of you will pass through

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Bernd 04/11/2018 (Wed) 22:11:14 [Preview] No.15868 del
i tried doing an emergency meme but my heart's just not in it today

Warning All Microsoft Users: You May Need To Switch To Linux or an Other Alternative OS Soon... READ WHY Bernd 04/10/2018 (Tue) 16:05:39 [Preview] No. 15811 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

"Microsoft have changed their terms of service so that they can monitor any of your personal content, including the files on your PC, while using their products or services and if they deem it offensive they can take that content and their products/services away from you and ban you! If you happen to have an Xbox or have bought PC games from the Microsoft Store and are logged into your Microsoft account on any device while committing your "crime" you can be banned from Xbox Live and have all your downloaded games and any credit that's still in your account taken away!

But it gets worse. This applies to all Microsoft products and services. So therefore Windows itself! I think I have already been a victim, probably due to posting here, as recently my Windows 10 key was revoked out of the blue. I contacted Microsoft and they told me my key was no longer valid but outright refused to tell me why. So I had to buy Windows 10 again. I didn't buy it direct from them of course. Please post if this has happened to you very recently too.

I'm pretty scared about what's coming. They want us off the internet and I think this is how they're going to get many people. They're going to just shutdown our Windows on the basis of us breaking their new terms of service. What if ISPs are next?"

OP comment:

First off, no one should be using Windows 10. If you like Windows get an older one like Windows 2000, Vista or XP and make sure you turn OFF all automatic updates in the settings. Make sure you do not leave it online 24/7 either (leaving the OS online when not in use makes it much more vulnerable). There are also programs out there you can install that will completely remove all auto-updates for Windows if you are too lazy to change the settings.

If you want to switch to Linux you can install "Wine" and run Windows executives right from your Linux OS. Depending on which OS you partition (such as Q4OS) this will mimick an older version of Windows. Q4OS is what I recommend because you can install Wine and the OS replicates Windows XP, looking almost exactly the same!

Second, which is VERY important, users should be using a private VPN service in this day and age. No reason not to. Get off your lazy ass, buy a cheap private VPN (these can cost as low as $30 PER YEAR), and shield yourself by encrypting your communications and spoofing your IPs. Its easy and even us boomers can learn how to do it, I did.

Third: always have physical offline backups of any of your important files (this includes ISOs of the OS you use, software you may use and any media or other files you deem valuable).

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Bernd 04/10/2018 (Tue) 19:38:01 [Preview] No.15824 del
>recommended VPNs that have been properly vetted by TF:

That is absolutely naive. If I would be a FBI/FSB/CIA/Mossad officier, first thing I'd do will be establishing very trusted third party that surely doesn't related to me. Also good to do some government action against it to prove that it is surely non-controlled, but it isn't required. Like Telegram (but this is another story).

All I see in that list is "we don't touch your data we promise!". Do anyone from TF checked this personally? I don't want to ask about trusting some random site about torrents though.

If you want VPN, you need to get own server, and even that solution isn't truly private because you use third party hosting. But at least it is harder to get your encryption keys when you have access to server to do some anti-theft measures.

Bernd 04/10/2018 (Tue) 19:42:36 [Preview] No.15825 del
Lots of Windows programs has better native Linux alternatives. Only some professional applications and games need different approach.

Bernd 04/10/2018 (Tue) 20:47:52 [Preview] No.15831 del
>this is now about the CONTROL OF USER CONTENT.
If your post turns out to be actually true then sure, but it needs proofs first. I highly doubt Microsoft are revoking Windows 10 installs for shitposting on Vietnamese tapestry websites or possession of files that could be deemed "offensive". They would have to ban half of the fucking planet, not a great policy for an organisation whose main goal is to make money.

Bernd 04/11/2018 (Wed) 10:40:59 [Preview] No.15842 del
I did a web search and found ZERO articles relating to Microsoft changing their terms of service since 2016 when they combined all their different accounts (Windows Xbox, Skype, etc.)in to one. The TOS for Windows states that users would be informed of any changes to the agreement. (As required by law) Did any of you receive such a notice. I didn't.

Bernd 04/11/2018 (Wed) 11:51:05 [Preview] No.15843 del
I remember someone posting about receiving said notification in a language he didn't speak (Luxembourgish, the fuck) and asking people what the fuck it was. That was on 8/int/ I think.

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----------------- Bernd 04/10/2018 (Tue) 03:33:41 [Preview] No. 15790 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
how much do you pay for your niggers ? in Germoney we have to pay 3 mio € for 113 niggers / month

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Bernd 04/10/2018 (Tue) 20:54:02 [Preview] No.15832 del
exactly . 1 mio is approx. 1 unit of strawberry milk

Bernd 04/10/2018 (Tue) 20:55:55 [Preview] No.15833 del
I paid like 5 zł for church in syria last year, Im not sure if that counts for niggers though.

Bernd 04/10/2018 (Tue) 21:43:54 [Preview] No.15834 del
it depends . Here in Germany we buy our niggers instead of leasing . so at the end of the day these 113 niggers belong to the Dr. Mengele research center where they wait until being used in one of the non existing bolish death camps

Bernd 04/11/2018 (Wed) 05:15:09 [Preview] No.15839 del
Oh there was a question. Didn't notice.
>how much do you pay for your niggers ?
We don't keep slaves. Hungary is the land of the Free.

bolitics serios discussion – edició català Bernd 09/13/2017 (Wed) 16:32:06 [Preview] No. 10368 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Catalans have been acting pretty edgily lately. (note the correct usage of adverb there, and not the adjective) Their parliament apparently wants to illegally hold a binding referendum on independence, which is against the Spanish constitution.


Let's see what the Russian proofsters report on that.


Interdasting. It would seem the date is 1st of October. Until then, we can expect lots of backpedaling. But let us be surprised and hope something actually happens this time.
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Bernd 04/07/2018 (Sat) 06:23:14 [Preview] No.15678 del
Even the google translator's speech syntethizer can't pronounce that.

Bernd 04/10/2018 (Tue) 05:30:41 [Preview] No.15797 del
Opened up RT to find something for a quick post. Syria-gas, Syria-gas, Syria-gas everywhere, US will strike this or that. Far too long. So...
... what will Duterte do?

Bernd 04/10/2018 (Tue) 11:22:19 [Preview] No.15801 del
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Bernd 04/10/2018 (Tue) 15:37:08 [Preview] No.15808 del
So it's csimöröl pronounced fast.

Bernd 04/10/2018 (Tue) 17:30:42 [Preview] No.15819 del
>needing ephentetic vowels
I always explained it to Americans as chmurrle, that worked decently well

Food & Drinks Bernd 07/03/2017 (Mon) 18:30:40 [Preview] No. 8691 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'd like to tell you about the wonders of "Hungarian cottage cheese" or "körözött" (cca. circled) as we call it.
It's cottage cheese (cow or sheep or the mix of both, my favourit is a 50-50 mix but I usually eat pure cow's) mixed with red paprika powder, caraway/cumin, fine chopped onion, salt, butter and/or sour cream. I like it with butter and very little sour cream.
Eat it as a spread with tomatoes, radishes, paprika etc.

Blogpost. I have half a box of Twinings tea I only drink it occasionally as it's considered a more expensive and finer brand. I noticed however I crossed the expiration date. The tea's still fine so I decided I drink it fast. Now I drink 1,5 l Twinings Earl Gray on daily basis. Feels good, man.
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Bernd 04/02/2018 (Mon) 11:37:39 [Preview] No.15527 del
It was pretty basic, just some apples from my tree mixed with champagne yeast. Apparently regular garden apples aren't great for cider-making which I guess is why it turned out bad.
I'd like to try making mead myself too but good honey is expensive in the UK. Maybe I should just start beekeeping or something.

Bernd 04/02/2018 (Mon) 16:31:39 [Preview] No.15538 del
I thought you tried it with supermarket's cheapest apple juice as raw material.
What kind of container did you use?
>Maybe I should just start beekeeping or something.
Yeah the best if you produce everything. Way to fire up those kilns to make glass for demijohn.

Bernd 04/03/2018 (Tue) 09:50:18 [Preview] No.15572 del
I just used some plastic bottles sealed with balloons, it was all sterile though.
>implying glass-blowing isn't the GOAT hobby

Bernd 04/03/2018 (Tue) 15:30:34 [Preview] No.15579 del
I wouldn't say it's not GOAT but sure it blows.

Bernd 04/09/2018 (Mon) 09:06:30 [Preview] No.15746 del

Fuck yeah

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Bernd 04/08/2018 (Sun) 19:56:24 [Preview] No. 15732 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
> drinking an beer with cheaps

Bernd 04/08/2018 (Sun) 20:00:54 [Preview] No.15733 del
Well as long as you don't drink bear with chaps.

Bernd 04/08/2018 (Sun) 20:14:12 [Preview] No.15734 del
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