How does he do it?

>>966836
Yes. Next question.

>>966849
Is a minor outage every month or so worth complaining about? Would they fix it?

>>966857
It might be worth mentioning. Maybe keep a log for the next 3 months.

>>966856
Will Cruisey take me for a road trip tomorrow?

>>966843
That used to happen at my place everytime there was a storm, wasn't until I had to replace the water heater that the sparky had a look around in the fusebox and noticed where the mains screw in the connections were black from arcing because the connections were loose.

We move our meeting place here UNNA because de old one got full

>>966859
It's not looking promising, NEET.

>>966862
Thank you, I'll keep my fingers crossed 🤞

>>966861
Thanks Wizzy.

One last coke and chocolate, then it's the diet wagon for me. Mark my words neets.

>>966865
Sounds do-able.
Good luck NEET.

>>966860
>>966858
I should ask my neighbour if it happens with him too.

>>966865
We are doing year of acceptance.

>>966866
It is cruel to keep encouraging these NEETs. They must learn to accept.

>>966868
He can turn his life around in four days in 2025

Of all the things I binged on over christmas the only one I actually enjoyed was coconut ice cream. I'll have some more of it in the future, but not for a while.

Woed thinking about having been circumcised.

When are we watching Rad (1986)?

>>966867
Might be worth checking.

>>966871
Post a pic and let us decide if it is good or bad.

>>966871
If you'd told us we could've gotten you a little penis cap you can wear on your penis in place of a foreskin, a comfy one lined with soft possum fur.

>>966875
Sounds nice.

I haven't eaten anything today. I am considering getting on the goon though.

i badly need my cenno to come through but it isn't coming through until the 31st.

>>966843
Thats probably me, NEET. I might have overloaded your fuses with the toaster, kettle, microwave, air fryer and skillet i set up on your ceiling lamp circuit because I cant be stuffed coming down from your roof space to cook. By the way you are out of bread.

Glad someone finally used my Pepe.

Now what the fuck is this ?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VPVJzi7Ta9w [Embed]
Nuro and the girl from Full House at the school dance

>>966881
would be alright without the bun top in the middle there

I still haven't eaten today. I think I might have a nibble.

Have any of you tried Patisserie Passionfruit Friand Sauvignon Blanc?

>>966885
no, sorry

Been on the diet wagon for over an hour now. Can feel the fat melting off. Already dreaming of big binges ahead.

>>966870
>coconut ice cream
What brand is it?

>>966888
It's home made, from a bakery place, only $12 for about a litre. Probably just tinned coconut milk and sugar, but delicious.

Might pay that disgusting Irish kike another visit.

>>966890
Cruisey?

>>966890
>disgusting Irish kike
Neet please, we agreed to stop calling cruisey that.

Looking at houses and scheming how I can scam my way into buying one without actually working somehow

>>966894
boongbux, refugeestatus, declare yourself trans, the possibilities are endless

>>966881
Its great Nuro, you should try it also the maxibon from the same theme.

potatoes on onions and pie for dinner. Also got some baby spinach. Getting into the spuds TBQH.

>>966897
>Getting into the spuds TBQH
I could see you were starting to pork out, but I didn't want to say anything.

>>966881
That's cancer.

>>966884
You're wasting away NEET.

>>966887
You look slimmer NEET.

>>966891
kek

Mother knows breast

>>966891
Well bantered.

>>966903
Shiban ban this nigger for 400 years. Actually make that 4 minutes

Feeling sulky, trying to work on some coding, but I'm overwhelmed by self sabotage and laziness, can barely make myself do anything.

I gave Nuro a lift in my car and was listening to Wagner Die Neibelung on the stereo and he told me it was auto-tuned, once.

>>966907
There was some adjustment around 435/439/452Hz orchestra tuning over the years.

>>966906
Have a sit outside if you can

>>966907
>once.
So you only gave him a lift once?

>>966907
Nuro actually worked as a session musician for wagner, and was responsible for most of wagner's well known hits. It was during this period that he also met nietzche and agreed to become a ghostwriter for nietzche's best known books.

>>966909
yeah that might help

>>966911
I knew it!

Tendie wrapped

Might go to BWS.

got pidser for dindins

>>966883
agreed
>>966884
that means you didnt binge drink over chrissy. i am worried about you NEET
>>966885
nyet'
>>966887
that took some serious willpoower
>>966890
just got back, no farking parks anywhere long fucking walk back to the van with two cartons of bubbly
>>966896
i will actually take you up on that one if you take me up on my grape V rec
>>966899
accurate, would have to eat it there, doubt it would get home in piece.
>>966903
puzzzling
>>966907
well in my defense i was absolutely pillbrained
>>966911
that may have been the anti-buro, i actually believe that god is alive and well.

ok NEETs, Nuro is back from the suspension shoppe who left me out a SRAM AXS battery as a christmas favour, ALDI where i raced into buy some coffee pods and was told by a karen i apparently pushed infront of the self server check out line, BCF where the aircon had failed and smelled like fisherman footware (nasty), Dans and Then a boneless dinner meal from KFC oh and and then a mate who picked me a cheap carton when he was on the goldy somewhere.

Very successful day, phones are off, wather is cool and rainy and i am having a comfy night in. Any cytube habbeningns or is the projectionist exhausted ?

>>966918
Based.

4 custard tarts, donuts and a sticky date pudd

>>966916
I got double bacon cheese burger yesterday. What flavour did you get?

>>966929
Bakers delight??

https://heartbreakhotelpod.com/en-aud/products/2026
might buy this and finna get my life together fr fr

>>966887
You basically go on a diet when you sleep, if you dream about going to the gym then you will lose even more weight.

>>966918
I did the last run around and got oil and a filter for the falcon. The additives were the bulk of the docket but i need that ceracote molybdenum oil booster and the seal conditioner so bad... Made some sawdust in the workshop and fixed the blobby thing on the old man's brushcutter for next time. The spuds went down very nicely, I parboiled them and baked them over onions.

Long run home tomorrow, might listen to an old CD from the glove box, I think I got a choice of opera or the beach boys. First thing I do when I get back, after taking a shit in my own toilet, is get the new Hiby out the package and get it going. 10/10 will use it non stop for a few days while I batch a dozen pizzas for the freexer, change the oil and fit the phase two bulkheads on the canoe and sort out the VPS in the new router.

I just pray the cheese lasts until I get another chance to go past the factory. I think I got a kilo of parmesan at least.

Jesus Christ, mum keeps stomping up and down the hallway. Just the fuck up you noisy bitch.

>>966951
Is she a heavy woman?

>>966949
>new hiby
what happened to the old one ?

>>966952
Surprisingly not. She is just careless.

>>966949
I will pray for the cheese. Thank you cheesus.

>>966918
Based.

>>966914
Awful people. Grotesque.

>>966918
based

>>966953
had to send it back to china for repairs.

Bought the same model but in suede yuck thats what should be waiting for me when I get back.

>>966959
bossmans son just got the R3 ver II for chrissy on my rec, you should have upgraded dood, when it comes to all sound chiperinos new = betterer

>>966960
When are you knocking him off too?

>>966960
fuck you didnt reccomend the Pro?

I dont need the streaming capabilities of the R6 but I could have used the expanded ram memory for scrolling thru 3 hour audio lectures on facsism.

>>966962
He works from home

>>966961
They look alright.

might read the translated dead sea scrolls

>>966964
Why don't you stay there?

>>966966
Thanks Wizzy.
You'll need Cruisey to translate them

>>966967
I don't leave.

>>966969
Leave where?

>>966970
Cruisey's heart.

>>966951
How's zstepmum?

Can't park there

Tempted to have a coffee. Fatigued.

Had a shower first one since two weeks ago

>>966975
I'm going on 6 weeks now
changed my undies and singlet once in that time

Hey fellas.
Anyone wanna watch Jingle All the Way is on.
Or I can shuffle it to Black Christmas (2006), it's kind of a slasher movie I think.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>966975
>>966976
Vile

Btw Jingle All the Way is unfunny and it's a watch once in a lifetime because it's Arnie otherwise just no.

Christmas is over.

I haven't showered since last year!

Christmas is over you mustn't watch movies anymore fellas.

>>966980
Cringemass is not.

We decided to watch Die Hard 2

>>966981
PingPongNEET

>>966973
fugg that car sheared that concrete and steel pole right off. It would have fucked the wires and everything attached to it being that heavy.

Nuro said that Alien:3 was the best one in the franchise, once.

Is Tiffin on Holidays?
>Police overseeing Bondi terror response investigate tattooed man at Newcastle beach
>>The tattoo appeared to be a Schutzstaffel, a symbol used by the Nazi regime's elite guard who ran concentration camps.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-27/police-investigate-tattooed-man-at-newcastle-beach/106180310

>>966987
>would have fucked the wires
Free CPR, first jolt free

>>966918
A based evening to you nuro.

>>966989
Little known fact: tiffin has a wooden leg made of King Billy Pine. It has a swastika branded onto it.

Choglit binje 😔

SS stood for super smooth 😎

I am goin to bed
Good Night NEETs
Closing tab in a minute

>>966995
Night fella.
Edgy like always. Must be tiring.

>>966995
Sleep tight

>>966995
Night neet

>>966997
And don't let the goon bugs bite.

>>966999
Better goon bugs than coon bugs

>>967001
You look good NEET.

>>967002
😊

>>967002
It really brings out his snout.

>>966995
Good night.

Really fun movie. Probably a less serious than Die Hard 1.

>>966995
good night pidge

Good night.

>>967008
Good night Pidge. xx
Finally some pidges that are not in an inappropriate relationship with their owner.

>>967008
gn pidge

>>967008
Night fella.
Cool troughs. The NEET compound will need such.

>>966837
the dominos supreme was a let down bros, very sparse toppings and cheese. I will eat it after I finish the last two heinys.

>>967012
Make a complaint. Go to the website.
You deserved better.

>>967012
Woe, I always keep extra toppings frozen for such emergencies such as a slice or 2 of pineapple, capsicum, bacon, pepperoni and cheese.

>>967012
Good to know neet, I will avoid domino's in future.

>>967012
i guess they were just that not into it tonight....

>>966836
Here $25 is my whole trip to Lidl for products for 3-4 days
Additional info: I'm retarded

>>967012
Most of the pizza chain shops near me are run by indians and are really shit.

Might challenge one of you to a dance-off

>>967020
I just listened to all of Bat out of Hell. Im all hopped up and ready to go.

I like breakdancing on dirty floors like public toilets or pig pens.

harrumph

>>967023
Good morning.

Which weighs more?
A ton of poo or a ton of pee?

Depends which one you have to produce.

>>967024
mording Shibs

>>967025
metric or imperial?

Metric ton, imperial ton, or a shitton?

morning neets

>>967024
>>967030
GMN

>>967030
>>967031
Morning fellas.

Good morning my fellow chudjaks

>>967033
GMN

>>967036
Is that a good guy?

>>967038
Thanks Pepe.

went on a long walk
had two glasses of orange juice and cooked a packet of bacon
having cup of tea now
then I might do a poo and have a shower

>>967021
I can smell paradise by the dashboard light is the better of the two songs

>>966934
missed this, sorry (I think dickhead was spamming that tranny axewound)
I got an Ozzi Supreme with chicken and went halves with the Motherbat.

>>967042
>tranny axewound
Chortled.

doing that poo

>>967045
do one for me too please

The poo clocks must be on synchronisation. It's falling out of me.

Heard a drain noise when I flushed the toilet. Went outside and there's toilet paper and turds on the back verandah. Motherbat has pushed the plumbing over the edge again 🤬 🤬 🤬

that has put an end to having a shower and going out

>>967047
The family that shits together, fits together.

last chrstmas I had to get a fuckiing plumber here

>>967048
You're up shit creek, lol

>>967049
What's a bit more poo going to harm, have a shower

>>967051
Just designate the back verandah, The Ganges. Eight Wonder of the World.

>>967053
It'll back up in the laundry or something.

having a vodka

>>967056
Raspberry?

>>967057
yes
sugar free

overseas or otherwise unavailable feels

>>967056
Nice breakky.

Dating a poo

t. Davo

Good Morning NEETerinos

Made you all El Nuro Brioches

>>967062
Based.

stay classy NEETs

>>967062
Thank you nuro, those 4 should tide me over until lunch. I hope you made enough for everyone else.

Need to get off my massive arse and get something done today. Can't let 2025 be a complete nothing.

>>967062
Good morning. Those look good.

>>967066
>Can't let 2025 be a complete nothing.
Yes you can. It will be easy.

Might become a video game soundtrack composer.

>>967069
Post a few tunes, Noot.

ran out of rasperry
on the brandy and dry (sugar free)
probably had 300ml of spirit so far

>>967071
Too early.

>>967072
I had a day planned and she ruined it.
With her ARSE.

>>967040
Poo in the shower and use the poo as a sponge

>>967073
You should have had a plumber in before she arrived as a precautionary measure.

>>967048
I ran a fake plumbing business that specialized in blocked drains, I'd show up with some fake tools and when the customer left to let me do the job I would just rub myself up and down with the shit I found in the drain and have a good wank with it.

>>967076
I think I hired you once.

>>967077
Was he expensive?

Apple and cinnamon pastries with egg nog for second breaky.

>>967029
A metric shitton of shit

>>967077
more than once

>>967062
Thank you neet. Looks yum

depressed ate a packet of yoyo biscuits and two ham rolls

>>967083
Keep going neet, the food therapy is only just beginning.

>>967085
going to nap

>>967086
Might join you

>>967087
Just so you know, he snores.

I might join a vr chat polycule

Finally finished washing the dishes after days of trying.

Just use paper plates

@nuro
Thinking of buying a bike from big dubya

>>967094
Not good

I love cartoons, dinosaurs and asian girls

>>967091
Well done neet.

Hiby still not here. The package that came while i was away is some shit I dont even remember buying. I paid $30 extra for postage and its still in 到达寄达地处理中心. This other shit I bought a week before xmas and got free shipping on it and it came straight away. They are fucking with me because I was rude to that chinaman that one time.

I'm watching Frontline (TV Series 1994-1997). It is an absolute gem. Very comfy comedy viewing. No laugh track. The real Australia before it was destroyed.

>>967098
Of course they are fucking with you. Chinks are an insect hivemind that arr rook same and arr fink same.

>>967100
No. our yellow friends are happy and kind. actually its in the processing center in the big smoke closest to here and will come on monday or tuesday. Ah So velly good.

>>967101
I think >>967100 is onto something about those cats
>that arr rook same

>>967101
Good for you, but I still want to crush a chinaman's neck.

woke from nap

>>967104
Good morning.

might kill john wick's puppy

Monk you should become a Online Coach.

>>967107
He can teach people how to drink and...what else is it that he does?

>>967108
He can teach Confidence. Tips for mastering the Cas. How to complete early preliminary research.

>>967106
That won't end well.

>>967108
He vibe codes web sites or something.

I have hundreds of cockroach insects in my house. I have tried everything to kill them, poison, spraying, flamethrower, nothing kills them they just breed more. This makes me want to kill myself. My back is against the wall, it is me or the cockroaches. They will kill me with bacteria on my plates or i will kill them all, there is no other option. I want to get a huge pet spider to eat all of the little cunts and he will be my best friend and I will feed it meth or valium as a reward for each cockroach kill.

>pic related, the biggest one out of the hundreds of these fuckers that i have killed

>>967111
Call in professional exterminators.

might go move the falcons around

Ate 100g of salami and some cheese, feeling sick, garn stay off the processed meat from now on

>>967111
Remember that scene from Damnation Alley neet, that's how you're going to die.

>>967115
Is that about giant insects or something?

>>967117
kino

>>967114
you should stop eating meat.

Falcons swapped over and the ute is up on the ramps. gonna do the headlining in the wagon sometime over summer. Just gotta fix the ute so I can take it offline because that glue takes a week to dry.

>>967111
Clean up your hovel and the roaches will stop. Its because you leave food mess everywhere. Ask IGAY for some tips on roaches. His shit hole is infested.

Bought silverberries off this guy on the side of the road. I get backhome and somehow they are actually loganberries. Should I take them back and get a refund?

>>967123
How much did they cost you?

Where is Monk in that image?

ate 7 soft tacos

>>967123
>refund
Revenge. This calls for revenge neet. Remember the old sicilian proverb 'blood for berries'.

>>967125
Many toppings?

>>967127
crispy chicken strips, lettuce, tomato, red onion, mexican cheese, sweet chili sauce

>>967124
monk is at the bottom bitin the internet cable
>>967128
>red onion
does that make your stomach hurt? i had some purple salad onion on a burrito and it did that

>>967129
no, this one was fairly sweet

>>967126
They are too sweet. Practically processed food.

I need to stop eating rotten meat

27 inside.
gonna be thirty tomorrow, fugg.

>>967135
going to be 40 here
no plumber is going to want to come and unclog a shit pipe in that heat

>>967134
kek

>>967135
>>967136
get a bag of ice and put it down the front of your neet underpants.

>>967038
Pluribus ep9 is out?

>>967040
Sounds like a good day.

>>967042
Is Ozzi a weird way of saying Aussie?

>>967048
>verandah
Sounds like a female negro name spelled like that. We spell it veranda.

>>967051
Was he Polish? Good company.

>>967056
>>967057
We used to drink paprika vodka. Smuggled from the Ukraine.

>>967064
When nature calls.

>>967084
When I open my suitcase it gives an orangey glow.

>>967089
These pidge videos are getting weirder.

>>967096
Probably some media out there which has these categories overlapped.

>>967123
I might know someone who could sell you dingleberries at a low price.

>>967134
Useful animals.

>>967140
>Is Ozzi a weird way of saying Aussie?
yeah, that's what the shop calls it

>>967140
>Pluribus ep9 is out?
Hasn't that been out for days.

>>967140
>We spell it veranda.
Google AI says:
>"verandah" (with the 'h') is still correct, especially in British/Australian English and older texts

>>967141
And who is the Aussie Osborne?

>>967142
Filler?

>>967143
Still sounds like a negro woman.

>>967144
>Filler?
Yes Episode 9 titled Episode 9 was.

haven't wankx0red in 10 days

>>967147
Your BWC is going to explode.

>>967149
Momma Chunky

>>967150
Momma Chunky Chancla

Nuro had a pretty hillarious goth phase in his teens but he was so disturbed by Robert Smith from The Cure trooning out that he ditched the whole schtick and came to school wearing brand new looking surfer gear, once.

Nuro is one enough?

>>967154
Two please.

>>967140
Hi Shiban.
You should come to Aus and party with us at the NEETup in june.

>>967136
Show em this AI sloppa and tell them that's what how you want the poo to go

>>967154
Might swing past in the falcon and pick up two of these bad boys for a light afternoon snack

Good night.

>>967159
Night fella.

>>967159
Good night Pidge. xx

Good Night NEETs.
Its dark outside finally.
Cut shapes in the lawn.
Going to bed.

Managed to eat some beans and low carb bread, but still eating too much junk food. Just can't seem to give it up.

>>967163
>Managed to eat some beans and low carb bread
Stop torturing yourself with that stuff NEET. Accept.

>>967164
Managed to make a dozen feedpacks with white beans, turkey and cranberry sauce. Got some meals covered at least.

>>967163
Year of acceptance

>>967166
Every night before I go to bed I keep thinking the same thing - 'How the hell did I end up like this?'

>>967167
I don’t think that at all. I just think, what sort of based shit am i going to do tomorrow?

>>967167
You need to accept that it has ended up the way it has ended up. and that is okay.

Got another dominos supreme in the fridge, no idea what it looks like since I haven't opened the box yet. I will see after the heiny sesh is finished.

>>967170
Hopefully you will be drunk enough not to feel the disappointment at the state of that pixxa.

Pluribus is daunting and weird. I would probably fuck and inpregnate all the hottest chicks in the world until they rape my brain

>>967171
What’s do you think bro?

>>967173
It looks quite good. I've seen much worse.

Is Woolies still stocking trifles?

>>967175
>Woolies
*Wohlers

Wohlers dont have trifle

>>967175
They have a huge glut of caramelised biscuit trifle. It's terrible to behold.

>>967179
You're going to have to eat them before they restock the good flavours.

only 6 hours sleep, need to get some more

Floyd could have worn some of the merch
https://endfentanylnow.com/

>>967183
harrumph?

>>967184
IKTF

>>967186
lol

>>967187
it's not even a fake story

Cruisey I wanna you to hold my hand like they do in this ad

>>967189
1 ngogn is equal to 1000 cubic potrzebies

>>967163
The hack to eating sugar free products is to add your own sweetener, I use sugar.

>>967182
I want some fentanyl

Good Morning NEETs.
Watching Tom Cruise get the shit beaten out of him with a wooden katana in The Last Samurai instead of doing my morning routine.

I need to flush the toilet more

2 wanks beneath the cool zone
Got an etho hookup later. Too hot but better go.

gm trifle bros

>>967194
>>967197
GMN.

>>967196
Hot!

>>967196
I hope she has air-con.

plumber should be here by midday

>>967201
She called the other day to say that it's going to cost 3500 to fix.

Hope these two puncture marks are from the thorny creeper in the carport and not a brown snake bite. Don't recall it happening, but aware of it now.

>>967202
Good update, hopefully it is fixed soon.

>>967204
>but aware of it now.
How long ago?

>>967204
You were smart to bring this to my attention, NEET. Thorny creeper bites can be insidious and damage your long term health is you dont treat them as soon as possible. I am going to up your dose of Zoloft because its use as a general carminative has just been authorized by the CDC. I'm afraid you are going to need a round of immunizations against covid-19 becasue you are now in a higher risk strata because of your interactions with nature. Just download your script and head to any ZOG affiliated pharmacy to start your booster regime right away. You wont need a prescription for those, they are free. By the way you are not allowed to do any exercise for three months after because of the risk of sudden death. HaVe a nIcE DaY!

>>967206
half an hour
forty minutes

>>967208
Any other symptoms?

Hopefully you're in the clear.

>>967209
Nah. I'll be fine.