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NEET General #947 - Hand Rolled Log Edition NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No. 966836
Do you NEETs think spending $25+ on a fancy supermarket dessert can be justified in these difficult times?

Old Thread: >>965701


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 03:22 [Preview] No.966853 del


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 03:22 [Preview] No.966855 del
How does he do it?


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.966856 del
>>966836
Yes. Next question.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.966857 del
>>966849
Is a minor outage every month or so worth complaining about? Would they fix it?


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 03:24 [Preview] No.966858 del
>>966857
It might be worth mentioning. Maybe keep a log for the next 3 months.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.966859 del
>>966856
Will Cruisey take me for a road trip tomorrow?


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.966860 del
>>966843
That used to happen at my place everytime there was a storm, wasn't until I had to replace the water heater that the sparky had a look around in the fusebox and noticed where the mains screw in the connections were black from arcing because the connections were loose.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 03:31 [Preview] No.966861 del
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We move our meeting place here UNNA because de old one got full


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 03:31 [Preview] No.966862 del
>>966859
It's not looking promising, NEET.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.966863 del
>>966862
Thank you, I'll keep my fingers crossed 🤞


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.966864 del
>>966861
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.966865 del
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One last coke and chocolate, then it's the diet wagon for me. Mark my words neets.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.966866 del
>>966865
Sounds do-able.
Good luck NEET.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.966867 del
>>966860
>>966858
I should ask my neighbour if it happens with him too.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.966868 del
>>966865
We are doing year of acceptance.

>>966866
It is cruel to keep encouraging these NEETs. They must learn to accept.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.966869 del
>>966868
He can turn his life around in four days in 2025


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.966870 del
Of all the things I binged on over christmas the only one I actually enjoyed was coconut ice cream. I'll have some more of it in the future, but not for a while.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.966871 del
Woed thinking about having been circumcised.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 04:19 [Preview] No.966872 del
When are we watching Rad (1986)?


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.966873 del
>>966867
Might be worth checking.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.966874 del
>>966871
Post a pic and let us decide if it is good or bad.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.966875 del
>>966871
If you'd told us we could've gotten you a little penis cap you can wear on your penis in place of a foreskin, a comfy one lined with soft possum fur.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.966876 del
>>966875
Sounds nice.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.966877 del
I haven't eaten anything today. I am considering getting on the goon though.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.966878 del


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.966879 del
i badly need my cenno to come through but it isn't coming through until the 31st.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.966880 del
>>966843
Thats probably me, NEET. I might have overloaded your fuses with the toaster, kettle, microwave, air fryer and skillet i set up on your ceiling lamp circuit because I cant be stuffed coming down from your roof space to cook. By the way you are out of bread.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.966881 del
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Glad someone finally used my Pepe.

Now what the fuck is this ?


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.966882 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VPVJzi7Ta9w [Embed]
Nuro and the girl from Full House at the school dance


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.966883 del
>>966881
would be alright without the bun top in the middle there


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.966884 del
I still haven't eaten today. I think I might have a nibble.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.966885 del
Have any of you tried Patisserie Passionfruit Friand Sauvignon Blanc?


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.966886 del
>>966885
no, sorry


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.966887 del
Been on the diet wagon for over an hour now. Can feel the fat melting off. Already dreaming of big binges ahead.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.966888 del
>>966870
>coconut ice cream
What brand is it?


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 05:18 [Preview] No.966889 del
>>966888
It's home made, from a bakery place, only $12 for about a litre. Probably just tinned coconut milk and sugar, but delicious.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 05:25 [Preview] No.966890 del
Might pay that disgusting Irish kike another visit.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.966891 del
>>966890
Cruisey?


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.966892 del
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NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 05:31 [Preview] No.966893 del
>>966890
>disgusting Irish kike
Neet please, we agreed to stop calling cruisey that.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.966894 del
Looking at houses and scheming how I can scam my way into buying one without actually working somehow


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.966895 del
>>966894
boongbux, refugeestatus, declare yourself trans, the possibilities are endless


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.966896 del
>>966881
Its great Nuro, you should try it also the maxibon from the same theme.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.966897 del
potatoes on onions and pie for dinner. Also got some baby spinach. Getting into the spuds TBQH.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.966898 del
>>966897
>Getting into the spuds TBQH
I could see you were starting to pork out, but I didn't want to say anything.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.966899 del
>>966881
That's cancer.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.966900 del
>>966884
You're wasting away NEET.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.966901 del
>>966887
You look slimmer NEET.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.966902 del


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.966903 del
Mother knows breast


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.966904 del
>>966891
Well bantered.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.966905 del
>>966903
Shiban ban this nigger for 400 years. Actually make that 4 minutes


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.966906 del
Feeling sulky, trying to work on some coding, but I'm overwhelmed by self sabotage and laziness, can barely make myself do anything.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.966907 del
I gave Nuro a lift in my car and was listening to Wagner Die Neibelung on the stereo and he told me it was auto-tuned, once.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.966908 del
>>966907
There was some adjustment around 435/439/452Hz orchestra tuning over the years.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.966909 del
>>966906
Have a sit outside if you can


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.966910 del
>>966907
>once.
So you only gave him a lift once?


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.966911 del
>>966907
Nuro actually worked as a session musician for wagner, and was responsible for most of wagner's well known hits. It was during this period that he also met nietzche and agreed to become a ghostwriter for nietzche's best known books.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.966912 del
>>966909
yeah that might help


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.966913 del
>>966911
I knew it!


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.966914 del
Tendie wrapped


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.966915 del
Might go to BWS.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.966916 del
got pidser for dindins


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.966918 del
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>>966883
agreed
>>966884
that means you didnt binge drink over chrissy. i am worried about you NEET
>>966885
nyet'
>>966887
that took some serious willpoower
>>966890
just got back, no farking parks anywhere long fucking walk back to the van with two cartons of bubbly
>>966896
i will actually take you up on that one if you take me up on my grape V rec
>>966899
accurate, would have to eat it there, doubt it would get home in piece.
>>966903
puzzzling
>>966907
well in my defense i was absolutely pillbrained
>>966911
that may have been the anti-buro, i actually believe that god is alive and well.

ok NEETs, Nuro is back from the suspension shoppe who left me out a SRAM AXS battery as a christmas favour, ALDI where i raced into buy some coffee pods and was told by a karen i apparently pushed infront of the self server check out line, BCF where the aircon had failed and smelled like fisherman footware (nasty), Dans and Then a boneless dinner meal from KFC oh and and then a mate who picked me a cheap carton when he was on the goldy somewhere.

Very successful day, phones are off, wather is cool and rainy and i am having a comfy night in. Any cytube habbeningns or is the projectionist exhausted ?


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.966922 del
>>966918
Based.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.966929 del
4 custard tarts, donuts and a sticky date pudd


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.966934 del
>>966916
I got double bacon cheese burger yesterday. What flavour did you get?


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.966940 del
>>966929
Bakers delight??


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.966944 del
https://heartbreakhotelpod.com/en-aud/products/2026
might buy this and finna get my life together fr fr


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.966948 del
>>966887
You basically go on a diet when you sleep, if you dream about going to the gym then you will lose even more weight.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.966949 del
>>966918
I did the last run around and got oil and a filter for the falcon. The additives were the bulk of the docket but i need that ceracote molybdenum oil booster and the seal conditioner so bad... Made some sawdust in the workshop and fixed the blobby thing on the old man's brushcutter for next time. The spuds went down very nicely, I parboiled them and baked them over onions.

Long run home tomorrow, might listen to an old CD from the glove box, I think I got a choice of opera or the beach boys. First thing I do when I get back, after taking a shit in my own toilet, is get the new Hiby out the package and get it going. 10/10 will use it non stop for a few days while I batch a dozen pizzas for the freexer, change the oil and fit the phase two bulkheads on the canoe and sort out the VPS in the new router.

I just pray the cheese lasts until I get another chance to go past the factory. I think I got a kilo of parmesan at least.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.966950 del
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>mfw i'm not iga


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.966951 del
Jesus Christ, mum keeps stomping up and down the hallway. Just the fuck up you noisy bitch.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.966952 del
>>966951
Is she a heavy woman?


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.966953 del
>>966949
>new hiby
what happened to the old one ?


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.966954 del
>>966952
Surprisingly not. She is just careless.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.966955 del
>>966949
I will pray for the cheese. Thank you cheesus.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.966956 del
>>966918
Based.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.966957 del
>>966914
Awful people. Grotesque.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.966958 del


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.966959 del
>>966953
had to send it back to china for repairs.

Bought the same model but in suede yuck thats what should be waiting for me when I get back.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.966960 del
>>966959
bossmans son just got the R3 ver II for chrissy on my rec, you should have upgraded dood, when it comes to all sound chiperinos new = betterer


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.966962 del
>>966960
When are you knocking him off too?


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.966963 del
>>966960
fuck you didnt reccomend the Pro?

I dont need the streaming capabilities of the R6 but I could have used the expanded ram memory for scrolling thru 3 hour audio lectures on facsism.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.966964 del
>>966962
He works from home


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.966965 del
>>966961
They look alright.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.966966 del
might read the translated dead sea scrolls


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.966967 del
>>966964
Why don't you stay there?


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.966968 del
>>966966
Thanks Wizzy.
You'll need Cruisey to translate them


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.966969 del
>>966967
I don't leave.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.966970 del
>>966969
Leave where?


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.966971 del
>>966970
Cruisey's heart.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.966972 del
>>966951
How's zstepmum?


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.966973 del
Can't park there


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.966974 del
Tempted to have a coffee. Fatigued.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.966975 del
Had a shower first one since two weeks ago


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.966976 del
>>966975
I'm going on 6 weeks now
changed my undies and singlet once in that time


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.966977 del
Hey fellas.
Anyone wanna watch Jingle All the Way is on.
Or I can shuffle it to Black Christmas (2006), it's kind of a slasher movie I think.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.966978 del


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.966979 del
Btw Jingle All the Way is unfunny and it's a watch once in a lifetime because it's Arnie otherwise just no.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.966980 del
Christmas is over.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.966981 del
I haven't showered since last year!


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.966982 del
Christmas is over you mustn't watch movies anymore fellas.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.966984 del
>>966980
Cringemass is not.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.966985 del
We decided to watch Die Hard 2


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.966986 del
>>966981
PingPongNEET


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.966987 del
>>966973
fugg that car sheared that concrete and steel pole right off. It would have fucked the wires and everything attached to it being that heavy.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.966988 del
Nuro said that Alien:3 was the best one in the franchise, once.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.966989 del
Is Tiffin on Holidays?
>Police overseeing Bondi terror response investigate tattooed man at Newcastle beach
>>The tattoo appeared to be a Schutzstaffel, a symbol used by the Nazi regime's elite guard who ran concentration camps.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-27/police-investigate-tattooed-man-at-newcastle-beach/106180310


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.966990 del
>>966987
>would have fucked the wires
Free CPR, first jolt free


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.966991 del
>>966918
A based evening to you nuro.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.966992 del
>>966989
Little known fact: tiffin has a wooden leg made of King Billy Pine. It has a swastika branded onto it.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.966993 del
Choglit binje 😔


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.966994 del
SS stood for super smooth 😎


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.966995 del
I am goin to bed
Good Night NEETs
Closing tab in a minute


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.966996 del
>>966995
Night fella.
Edgy like always. Must be tiring.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.966997 del
>>966995
Sleep tight


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.966998 del
>>966995
Night neet


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.966999 del
>>966997
And don't let the goon bugs bite.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.967000 del
>>966999
Better goon bugs than coon bugs


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NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.967002 del
>>967001
You look good NEET.


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NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.967004 del
>>967002
It really brings out his snout.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.967005 del
>>966995
Good night.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.967006 del
Really fun movie. Probably a less serious than Die Hard 1.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.967007 del
>>966995
good night pidge


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.967008 del
Good night.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.967009 del
>>967008
Good night Pidge. xx
Finally some pidges that are not in an inappropriate relationship with their owner.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.967010 del
>>967008
gn pidge


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.967011 del
>>967008
Night fella.
Cool troughs. The NEET compound will need such.


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>>966837
the dominos supreme was a let down bros, very sparse toppings and cheese. I will eat it after I finish the last two heinys.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.967013 del
>>967012
Make a complaint. Go to the website.
You deserved better.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.967014 del
>>967012
Woe, I always keep extra toppings frozen for such emergencies such as a slice or 2 of pineapple, capsicum, bacon, pepperoni and cheese.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.967015 del
>>967012
Good to know neet, I will avoid domino's in future.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.967016 del
>>967012
i guess they were just that not into it tonight....


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.967017 del
>>966836
Here $25 is my whole trip to Lidl for products for 3-4 days
Additional info: I'm retarded


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.967019 del
>>967012
Most of the pizza chain shops near me are run by indians and are really shit.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.967020 del
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Might challenge one of you to a dance-off


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.967021 del
>>967020
I just listened to all of Bat out of Hell. Im all hopped up and ready to go.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.967022 del
I like breakdancing on dirty floors like public toilets or pig pens.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 18:17 [Preview] No.967023 del
harrumph


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 18:19 [Preview] No.967024 del
>>967023
Good morning.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 18:21 [Preview] No.967025 del
Which weighs more?
A ton of poo or a ton of pee?


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 18:26 [Preview] No.967026 del
Depends which one you have to produce.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 18:26 [Preview] No.967027 del
>>967024
mording Shibs


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 18:45 [Preview] No.967028 del
>>967025
metric or imperial?


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 18:52 [Preview] No.967029 del
Metric ton, imperial ton, or a shitton?


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 19:35 [Preview] No.967030 del
morning neets


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.967031 del


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 19:49 [Preview] No.967032 del
>>967030
>>967031
Morning fellas.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 20:19 [Preview] No.967033 del
Good morning my fellow chudjaks


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NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 20:28 [Preview] No.967036 del
>>967034
>jews
>innocent


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 20:30 [Preview] No.967037 del
>>967036
Is that a good guy?


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 20:43 [Preview] No.967038 del
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NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.967039 del
>>967038
Thanks Pepe.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 20:54 [Preview] No.967040 del
went on a long walk
had two glasses of orange juice and cooked a packet of bacon
having cup of tea now
then I might do a poo and have a shower


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.967041 del
>>967021
I can smell paradise by the dashboard light is the better of the two songs


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 20:58 [Preview] No.967042 del
>>966934
missed this, sorry (I think dickhead was spamming that tranny axewound)
I got an Ozzi Supreme with chicken and went halves with the Motherbat.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 21:00 [Preview] No.967044 del
>>967042
>tranny axewound
Chortled.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 21:11 [Preview] No.967045 del
doing that poo


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 21:16 [Preview] No.967046 del
>>967045
do one for me too please


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 21:20 [Preview] No.967047 del
The poo clocks must be on synchronisation. It's falling out of me.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.967048 del
Heard a drain noise when I flushed the toilet. Went outside and there's toilet paper and turds on the back verandah. Motherbat has pushed the plumbing over the edge again 🤬 🤬 🤬


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.967049 del
that has put an end to having a shower and going out


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.967050 del
>>967047
The family that shits together, fits together.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.967051 del
last chrstmas I had to get a fuckiing plumber here


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.967052 del
>>967048
You're up shit creek, lol


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.967053 del
>>967049
What's a bit more poo going to harm, have a shower


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.967054 del
>>967051
Just designate the back verandah, The Ganges. Eight Wonder of the World.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.967055 del
>>967053
It'll back up in the laundry or something.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 22:17 [Preview] No.967056 del
having a vodka


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.967057 del
>>967056
Raspberry?


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.967058 del
>>967057
yes
sugar free


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 22:43 [Preview] No.967059 del
overseas or otherwise unavailable feels


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 23:26 [Preview] No.967060 del
>>967056
Nice breakky.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.967061 del
Dating a poo

t. Davo


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 23:54 [Preview] No.967062 del
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Good Morning NEETerinos

Made you all El Nuro Brioches


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.967063 del
>>967062
Based.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.967064 del
stay classy NEETs


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.967065 del
>>967062
Thank you nuro, those 4 should tide me over until lunch. I hope you made enough for everyone else.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No.967066 del
Need to get off my massive arse and get something done today. Can't let 2025 be a complete nothing.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.967067 del
>>967062
Good morning. Those look good.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.967068 del
>>967066
>Can't let 2025 be a complete nothing.
Yes you can. It will be easy.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.967069 del
Might become a video game soundtrack composer.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 00:33 [Preview] No.967070 del
>>967069
Post a few tunes, Noot.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 00:40 [Preview] No.967071 del
ran out of rasperry
on the brandy and dry (sugar free)
probably had 300ml of spirit so far


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 00:43 [Preview] No.967072 del
>>967071
Too early.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.967073 del
>>967072
I had a day planned and she ruined it.
With her ARSE.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 00:47 [Preview] No.967074 del
>>967040
Poo in the shower and use the poo as a sponge


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 00:50 [Preview] No.967075 del
>>967073
You should have had a plumber in before she arrived as a precautionary measure.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 00:52 [Preview] No.967076 del
>>967048
I ran a fake plumbing business that specialized in blocked drains, I'd show up with some fake tools and when the customer left to let me do the job I would just rub myself up and down with the shit I found in the drain and have a good wank with it.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 00:53 [Preview] No.967077 del
>>967076
I think I hired you once.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 00:56 [Preview] No.967078 del
>>967077
Was he expensive?


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 01:03 [Preview] No.967079 del
Apple and cinnamon pastries with egg nog for second breaky.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.967080 del
>>967029
A metric shitton of shit


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 01:05 [Preview] No.967081 del
>>967077
more than once


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 01:06 [Preview] No.967082 del
>>967062
Thank you neet. Looks yum


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.967083 del
depressed ate a packet of yoyo biscuits and two ham rolls


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 01:58 [Preview] No.967085 del
>>967083
Keep going neet, the food therapy is only just beginning.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 01:59 [Preview] No.967086 del
>>967085
going to nap


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 02:16 [Preview] No.967087 del
>>967086
Might join you


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 02:28 [Preview] No.967088 del
>>967087
Just so you know, he snores.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 03:38 [Preview] No.967089 del
>tfw not ready and packed


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No.967090 del
I might join a vr chat polycule


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.967091 del
Finally finished washing the dishes after days of trying.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 04:06 [Preview] No.967092 del
Just use paper plates


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 04:09 [Preview] No.967093 del
@nuro
Thinking of buying a bike from big dubya


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.967094 del
Cruisey what do these ads mean?


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.967095 del
>>967094
Not good


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.967096 del
I love cartoons, dinosaurs and asian girls


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.967097 del
>>967091
Well done neet.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.967098 del
Hiby still not here. The package that came while i was away is some shit I dont even remember buying. I paid $30 extra for postage and its still in 到达寄达地处理中心. This other shit I bought a week before xmas and got free shipping on it and it came straight away. They are fucking with me because I was rude to that chinaman that one time.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.967099 del
I'm watching Frontline (TV Series 1994-1997). It is an absolute gem. Very comfy comedy viewing. No laugh track. The real Australia before it was destroyed.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.967100 del
>>967098
Of course they are fucking with you. Chinks are an insect hivemind that arr rook same and arr fink same.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.967101 del
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>>967100
No. our yellow friends are happy and kind. actually its in the processing center in the big smoke closest to here and will come on monday or tuesday. Ah So velly good.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 05:15 [Preview] No.967102 del
>>967101
I think >>967100 is onto something about those cats
>that arr rook same


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.967103 del
>>967101
Good for you, but I still want to crush a chinaman's neck.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 05:26 [Preview] No.967104 del
woke from nap


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.967105 del
>>967104
Good morning.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.967106 del
might kill john wick's puppy


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.967107 del
Monk you should become a Online Coach.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 05:52 [Preview] No.967108 del
>>967107
He can teach people how to drink and...what else is it that he does?


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.967109 del
>>967108
He can teach Confidence. Tips for mastering the Cas. How to complete early preliminary research.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.967110 del
>>967106
That won't end well.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.967111 del
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>>967108
He vibe codes web sites or something.

I have hundreds of cockroach insects in my house. I have tried everything to kill them, poison, spraying, flamethrower, nothing kills them they just breed more. This makes me want to kill myself. My back is against the wall, it is me or the cockroaches. They will kill me with bacteria on my plates or i will kill them all, there is no other option. I want to get a huge pet spider to eat all of the little cunts and he will be my best friend and I will feed it meth or valium as a reward for each cockroach kill.

>pic related, the biggest one out of the hundreds of these fuckers that i have killed


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 06:03 [Preview] No.967112 del
>>967111
Call in professional exterminators.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.967113 del
might go move the falcons around


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.967114 del
Ate 100g of salami and some cheese, feeling sick, garn stay off the processed meat from now on


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.967115 del
>>967111
Remember that scene from Damnation Alley neet, that's how you're going to die.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.967116 del
>>967115
Is that about giant insects or something?


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.967117 del
>>967116
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NIavCA64pEo [Embed]


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NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.967119 del
>>967114
you should stop eating meat.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.967120 del
Falcons swapped over and the ute is up on the ramps. gonna do the headlining in the wagon sometime over summer. Just gotta fix the ute so I can take it offline because that glue takes a week to dry.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.967121 del
>>967111
Clean up your hovel and the roaches will stop. Its because you leave food mess everywhere. Ask IGAY for some tips on roaches. His shit hole is infested.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.967122 del
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NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.967123 del
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Bought silverberries off this guy on the side of the road. I get backhome and somehow they are actually loganberries. Should I take them back and get a refund?


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.967124 del
>>967123
How much did they cost you?

Where is Monk in that image?


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.967125 del
ate 7 soft tacos


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.967126 del
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>>967123
>refund
Revenge. This calls for revenge neet. Remember the old sicilian proverb 'blood for berries'.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.967127 del
>>967125
Many toppings?


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.967128 del
>>967127
crispy chicken strips, lettuce, tomato, red onion, mexican cheese, sweet chili sauce


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.967129 del
>>967124
monk is at the bottom bitin the internet cable
>>967128
>red onion
does that make your stomach hurt? i had some purple salad onion on a burrito and it did that


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.967130 del
>>967129
no, this one was fairly sweet


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.967131 del
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>>967119
>stop eating meat


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.967132 del
>>967126
They are too sweet. Practically processed food.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.967133 del
I need to stop eating rotten meat


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.967134 del
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NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.967135 del
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27 inside.
gonna be thirty tomorrow, fugg.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.967136 del
>>967135
going to be 40 here
no plumber is going to want to come and unclog a shit pipe in that heat


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.967137 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8M7pL6ucR9A [Embed]


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NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.967139 del
>>967135
>>967136
get a bag of ice and put it down the front of your neet underpants.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.967140 del
>>967038
Pluribus ep9 is out?

>>967040
Sounds like a good day.

>>967042
Is Ozzi a weird way of saying Aussie?

>>967048
>verandah
Sounds like a female negro name spelled like that. We spell it veranda.

>>967051
Was he Polish? Good company.

>>967056
>>967057
We used to drink paprika vodka. Smuggled from the Ukraine.

>>967064
When nature calls.

>>967084
When I open my suitcase it gives an orangey glow.

>>967089
These pidge videos are getting weirder.

>>967096
Probably some media out there which has these categories overlapped.

>>967123
I might know someone who could sell you dingleberries at a low price.

>>967134
Useful animals.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.967141 del
>>967140
>Is Ozzi a weird way of saying Aussie?
yeah, that's what the shop calls it


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.967142 del
>>967140
>Pluribus ep9 is out?
Hasn't that been out for days.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.967143 del
>>967140
>We spell it veranda.
Google AI says:
>"verandah" (with the 'h') is still correct, especially in British/Australian English and older texts


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.967144 del
>>967141
And who is the Aussie Osborne?

>>967142
Filler?

>>967143
Still sounds like a negro woman.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.967145 del
>>967144
>Filler?
Yes Episode 9 titled Episode 9 was.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.967147 del
haven't wankx0red in 10 days


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.967148 del
>>967147
Your BWC is going to explode.


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NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.967150 del
>>967149
Momma Chunky


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.967151 del
>>967150
Momma Chunky Chancla


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.967152 del
>IKTF


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.967153 del
Nuro had a pretty hillarious goth phase in his teens but he was so disturbed by Robert Smith from The Cure trooning out that he ditched the whole schtick and came to school wearing brand new looking surfer gear, once.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.967154 del
Nuro is one enough?


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.967155 del
>>967154
Two please.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.967156 del
>>967140
Hi Shiban.
You should come to Aus and party with us at the NEETup in june.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.967157 del
>>967136
Show em this AI sloppa and tell them that's what how you want the poo to go


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.967158 del
>>967154
Might swing past in the falcon and pick up two of these bad boys for a light afternoon snack


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.967159 del
Good night.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.967160 del
>>967159
Night fella.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.967161 del
>>967159
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.967162 del
Good Night NEETs.
Its dark outside finally.
Cut shapes in the lawn.
Going to bed.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.967163 del
Managed to eat some beans and low carb bread, but still eating too much junk food. Just can't seem to give it up.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.967164 del
>>967163
>Managed to eat some beans and low carb bread
Stop torturing yourself with that stuff NEET. Accept.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.967165 del
>>967164
Managed to make a dozen feedpacks with white beans, turkey and cranberry sauce. Got some meals covered at least.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.967166 del
>>967163
Year of acceptance


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.967167 del
>>967166
Every night before I go to bed I keep thinking the same thing - 'How the hell did I end up like this?'


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.967168 del
>>967167
I don’t think that at all. I just think, what sort of based shit am i going to do tomorrow?


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.967169 del
>>967167
You need to accept that it has ended up the way it has ended up. and that is okay.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.967170 del
Got another dominos supreme in the fridge, no idea what it looks like since I haven't opened the box yet. I will see after the heiny sesh is finished.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.967171 del
>>967170
Hopefully you will be drunk enough not to feel the disappointment at the state of that pixxa.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.967172 del
Pluribus is daunting and weird. I would probably fuck and inpregnate all the hottest chicks in the world until they rape my brain


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.967173 del
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>>967171
What’s do you think bro?


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.967174 del
>>967173
It looks quite good. I've seen much worse.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.967175 del
Is Woolies still stocking trifles?


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 18:20 [Preview] No.967177 del
>>967175
>Woolies
*Wohlers


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 18:23 [Preview] No.967178 del
Wohlers dont have trifle


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.967179 del
>>967175
They have a huge glut of caramelised biscuit trifle. It's terrible to behold.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.967180 del
>>967179
You're going to have to eat them before they restock the good flavours.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 18:50 [Preview] No.967181 del
only 6 hours sleep, need to get some more


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 18:56 [Preview] No.967182 del
Floyd could have worn some of the merch
https://endfentanylnow.com/


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.967184 del
>>967183
harrumph?


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NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.967188 del
>>967187
it's not even a fake story


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.967189 del
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NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 19:50 [Preview] No.967190 del
Cruisey I wanna you to hold my hand like they do in this ad


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.967191 del
>>967189
1 ngogn is equal to 1000 cubic potrzebies


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 20:08 [Preview] No.967192 del
>>967163
The hack to eating sugar free products is to add your own sweetener, I use sugar.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 20:11 [Preview] No.967193 del
>>967182
I want some fentanyl


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.967194 del
Good Morning NEETs.
Watching Tom Cruise get the shit beaten out of him with a wooden katana in The Last Samurai instead of doing my morning routine.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 20:30 [Preview] No.967195 del
I need to flush the toilet more


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 20:52 [Preview] No.967196 del
2 wanks beneath the cool zone
Got an etho hookup later. Too hot but better go.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.967197 del
gm trifle bros


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NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 21:49 [Preview] No.967201 del
>>967196
I hope she has air-con.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 21:52 [Preview] No.967202 del
plumber should be here by midday


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 21:54 [Preview] No.967203 del
>>967201
She called the other day to say that it's going to cost 3500 to fix.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 21:59 [Preview] No.967204 del
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Hope these two puncture marks are from the thorny creeper in the carport and not a brown snake bite. Don't recall it happening, but aware of it now.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 22:03 [Preview] No.967205 del
>>967202
Good update, hopefully it is fixed soon.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 22:04 [Preview] No.967206 del
>>967204
>but aware of it now.
How long ago?


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 22:26 [Preview] No.967207 del
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>>967204
You were smart to bring this to my attention, NEET. Thorny creeper bites can be insidious and damage your long term health is you dont treat them as soon as possible. I am going to up your dose of Zoloft because its use as a general carminative has just been authorized by the CDC. I'm afraid you are going to need a round of immunizations against covid-19 becasue you are now in a higher risk strata because of your interactions with nature. Just download your script and head to any ZOG affiliated pharmacy to start your booster regime right away. You wont need a prescription for those, they are free. By the way you are not allowed to do any exercise for three months after because of the risk of sudden death. HaVe a nIcE DaY!


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 22:28 [Preview] No.967208 del
>>967206
half an hour
forty minutes


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 22:30 [Preview] No.967209 del
>>967208
Any other symptoms?

Hopefully you're in the clear.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 22:35 [Preview] No.967210 del
>>967209
Nah. I'll be fine.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.967211 del
having a coffee farmers union feel good! 99.5% fat free coffee no added sugar 5 heathstar rating 600mL


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.967212 del
holy hell am I sick of her stopping to read aloud passages from opinion pieces in the newspaper to me


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.967213 del
good meowning 😹


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.967214 del
>>967210
Plus Doctor Zogbot hasn't raised any concerns over it being snake bite.


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NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.967216 del
>>967214
True. He would know 100%


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.967217 del
>>967212
You should write the highlights for us.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 22:58 [Preview] No.967218 del
>>967212
Its your fault for starting that conversation with her about politics.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No.967219 del
>>967212
You should read back opinion pieces from ausneets. Australia's finest cutting edge political thought can only be found here.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 23:05 [Preview] No.967220 del
>>967219
>Australia's finest cutting edge political thought can only be found here.
Is Nuro even awake at this hour?


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 23:07 [Preview] No.967221 del
>>967173
Thats alright neet, hope you enjoyed it.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 23:08 [Preview] No.967222 del


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 23:08 [Preview] No.967223 del
>>967218
I didn't say nuthink


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 23:11 [Preview] No.967224 del
>>967202
Big poos in his future.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 23:12 [Preview] No.967225 del
>>967204
Goodbye NEET.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 23:14 [Preview] No.967226 del
Keep waking up feeling groggy like hella low blood sugar or something. It's like a hangover but I didn't drink and doesn't clear until I have some sugar


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 23:15 [Preview] No.967227 del
>>967212
Appreciate your time with her. View her boomer sensibilities with tenderness and understanding, there is no need to be angry.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.967228 del
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>>967226
Me every morning. We have type 4 diabetes.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 23:24 [Preview] No.967229 del
Doktor Zogbot says he wants his own flag


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 23:28 [Preview] No.967230 del
>>967229
Doesn't the board shit itself whenever the flags are added or deleted?
captcha: 1 abo 19


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 23:30 [Preview] No.967231 del
>>967230
It loves it!
Cleansing poo.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 23:38 [Preview] No.967232 del
1334 NDIS providers registered in Lakemba. Totally not mohammanden fraud.


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 23:39 [Preview] No.967233 del
>>967232
Probably all UMMPTY shell companies


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 23:48 [Preview] No.967234 del
>>967232
>>967233
Is Monk's mum working the books now?


NEET 12/28/2025 (Sun) 23:52 [Preview] No.967235 del
amazon are supposed to be delivering something today using some dragonfly courier
never had that before
reviews are not positive


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 00:07 [Preview] No.967236 del
>>967212
Get her to read our posts out loud.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 00:07 [Preview] No.967237 del
>>967226
>hella


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 00:08 [Preview] No.967238 del
>>967234
She's working something.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 00:08 [Preview] No.967239 del
She asked me to put on some music, so Fade To Bluegrass I (Iron Horse's first CD of Metallica covers) and RATM's first self-titled album are playing.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 00:09 [Preview] No.967240 del
>>967238
Ztepmum's cock.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.967241 del
Thank fuck the new hiby got here just now. Somewhat larger than the Saber


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.967242 del
>>967241
rub your penis on the suede


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 00:57 [Preview] No.967243 del
>>967241
I hope it works for you NEET. Keep us posted.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.967244 del
>>967237
It means a lot


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.967245 del
it's monday or something, but I still cbf doing anything


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.967246 del
>>967241
Is a hiby a music player?


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 01:16 [Preview] No.967247 del
>>967246
Yes but you can also wear it on your penis to replace a stolen foreskin, keeps your private parts safe and comfy.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 01:17 [Preview] No.967248 del
>>967235
It'll be a magic show. Text messages, Amazon Notifications and emails will notify you. Parcel delivered.
The game of Hide and Seek will begin.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 01:17 [Preview] No.967249 del
>>967239
Did she like it?


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.967250 del
>>967247
Would it help someone like Tranny Axelwound?


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 01:19 [Preview] No.967251 del
I am literally crying with emotion as I plug my IEM's and SD card in and scroll through the new UI to find my .FLAC library. The back panel in sapphire is warm and smooth with an embossed HiBy in silver and the propriatry Ultrasuede stamp. Its heavy with a satisfying heft like a pair of knuckle dusters or a man sized snickers. The blubbery polymer bikini case gives the front and back some standoff from my desk, the front screen is tingly and maybe I should not have immediately yeeted the plastic. Crossfade -> ON. DSD gain compensation ->ON. The sound response is amazing with the DSD 64-256. Its got MQA studio and MQA rendering and more but I dont know what that is, i just know the sound it makes when I fiddle around with it like a Chimpanzee with an AK-47. Nuro is gonna be so jealous I cant believe i finally have some better audio gadget than him. Gonna take a photo when he gets on later...


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 01:20 [Preview] No.967252 del
>>967249
She asked to put the TV on for the 11.30 news when the Fade to Bluegrass CD finished.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.967253 del
>>967251
Based.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.967254 del
37.7 outside
turd blasting has not commenced


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.967255 del
Might make some jam. This router setup is goin nowhere.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 01:24 [Preview] No.967256 del
>>967252
she is being polite, your music was too much for her. the TV will dispell her cognitive dissonance and lul her back into her thoughtless trance.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 01:30 [Preview] No.967257 del
>>967254
Comfy 19 here at the moment.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 01:32 [Preview] No.967258 del
Reading about Bridget Bardot after news of her death..
>In her 2003 book, Un cri dans le silence (A Scream in the Silence), Bardot [...] said some contemporary homosexuals behave like "fairground freaks".
>In her book, Bardot criticized racial mixing, immigration, the role of women in politics, and Islam. The book also contained a section attacking what she called the mixing of genes, and praised previous generations which, she said, had given their lives to push out invaders.
>On 10 June 2004, Bardot was convicted for a fourth time by a French court for inciting racial hatred


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 01:32 [Preview] No.967259 del
>>967256
I bet webby is jumping around on the lounge playing air banjo to metallica while sweetie's excited yapping provides the backing vocals.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 01:34 [Preview] No.967260 del
>>967259
He's probably out the back playing whack-a-turd with the plumber.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 01:35 [Preview] No.967261 del
>>967258
In spite of all the frenchmen standing around feeling each other's suede hilbies, france is one of the world's most hetreosexual cultures.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 01:48 [Preview] No.967262 del
"midday" probably means anything up to about 4pm now of days


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 01:51 [Preview] No.967263 del
>>967248
Apparently my diver, "Tushar", is on his way and I will have it by 9pm


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 01:53 [Preview] No.967264 del
>>967262
probably means the middle day of the week now. Expect your delivery on wednesday. Maybe not this wednesday


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 01:54 [Preview] No.967265 del
>>967264
yes, they were careful to add "or another day" in the 'if you are not around' bit


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 01:58 [Preview] No.967266 del
>>967263
Tusher will find you easily, he will simply home in on the poo smell.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 02:03 [Preview] No.967267 del
missed out on lonch waiting for this plumber who still hasn't shown up


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.967268 del
Might become a muslim so i can go to a country that's actually good for free and establish a shit commune of currs with retarded laws and throw battery acid on any people who dont obey my fuck head customs and shit in the streets and rape all their nice women because im a shitty cunt who has no morals even though i say i am morally superior once


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.967269 del
she made me a buttered hot cross bun and gave me a diet coke mini


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 02:29 [Preview] No.967270 del
>>967269
>hot cross bun
My entire life I've been wondering "what fucking cunts buy hot cross buns the day after christmas". This is like being stabbed in the heart.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.967271 del
>>967270
she normally bleats about it each year too
they were some fucked up apple and cinnamon flavour too


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.967272 del
I hope Monk has helped Ovaltine patch MongoDB.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 02:35 [Preview] No.967273 del
Need an extra kilo of sugar for this jam recipe also milk, onions. Going down the shoppe. Hope it doesnt overflow in the bread maker.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 02:53 [Preview] No.967274 del
>>967272
I heard he's in the early preliminary research stage.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 02:53 [Preview] No.967275 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=569xu_qailo [Embed]
This edition contains some incredible footage of fuckwits that need to have their lives ruined.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.967276 del
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Sugar acquired. I cringed when I heard the store radio playing 90's pop. Didnt make eye contact with anyone, got in got the goods got out, smooth like metamucil.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.967277 del
>>967275
>This video is age-restricted and only available on YouTube.
Too stupid to remember to where I bookmarked those mirror websites
#ForEverMong


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.967278 del
>>967276
Based.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 03:29 [Preview] No.967279 del
>>967275
>fuckwits that need to have their lives ruined.
Take it easy Judge Roy Bean.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 03:30 [Preview] No.967280 del
>>967276
You did well NEET. Eye contact is how they steal your thoughts.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 03:32 [Preview] No.967281 del
>>967275
Nuro told me I was a dumb cunt waste of space and I didnt need to be scared because he was more of a man than I was and didnt need to beat up weak cunts and that I could still become a man before I died and I was a weak cunt, once.

6.00


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 03:32 [Preview] No.967282 del
>>967280
👆💯


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.967283 del
plumber will be here in 20 minutes apparently


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.967284 del
I wonder if cruisey ever gets valentine's cards from his downie clients saying "foreveryourmong"


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 03:42 [Preview] No.967286 del
>>967281
That guy was doxed in the comments and apparently his car is unregistered. He might get a visit if the police have a spare 30 minutes between catching Nazis.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.967287 del
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hungry but don't want to cook


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.967288 del
horny but don't want the cock


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.967289 del
>>967275
He was right on the last one. He can't park there.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.967290 del
>>967288
I have my doubts.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.967291 del
>>967286
Satisfying. Imagine poor Nuro having to tell that stupid cyclist how far in the wrong he was like that. Cops should ban these types from the cycleways for Nuro and everyone else's good.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 04:50 [Preview] No.967292 del
To high heaven


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 04:59 [Preview] No.967293 del
Plumber hydrojetted the pipe.
Nearly died putting the cars back in the carport. Kia said it was 50 degrees inside.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.967294 del
>>967293
Did he say why he blocked it up?


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.967295 del
>>967294
Why it blocked up


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.967296 del
>>967294
Tree roots and Motherbat's turds.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.967297 del
>>967293
That is good news. Hopefully it stays clear for a few years.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.967298 del
>>967293
How much did the plumber charge?


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 05:06 [Preview] No.967299 del
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NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 05:30 [Preview] No.967300 del
>>967299
That seems about right these days.

How much does it cost to buy one of those machines so you can do it yourself?


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.967301 del
>>967299
Expensive poo.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.967302 del
>>967300
Dunno. It's basically a petrol driven pump and a couple of big hose reels. Probably a few grand.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.967303 del
>>967301
That shit is ''priceless'


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.967304 del
When you are going to load balance the cleaned pipe?


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.967305 del
dragonfly dickhead still hasn't shown up


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.967306 del
>>967305
Probably still hiding.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.967307 del
Went out to read the new water meter, it showed zero usage. there were no buttons on it to change the display, wonder if I got a stuffed one or if you can only read it online, hopefully it will stay at zero and I can resell my water.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.967308 del
>>967300
you could probably hire one from a hire equipment place, the sort that provides stuff to home renovators


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.967309 del
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My Sopranos game for MS-DOS is coming along nicely..


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.967310 del
dragonfly: we'll be there in the next hour
was supposed to be 1.30-5.30pm


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.967311 del
>>967309
10/10 would run it in dosbox


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.967312 del
Fuck this nigger heat.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.967313 del
>>967312
You need a nice cool refreshing beverage


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.967314 del
>>967313
One bottle of water melon juice, and one gallon of purple lean please.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.967315 del
Reverse cowgirl in the pool.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.967316 del
>>967315
Shit in her pool.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.967317 del
broke the fucking toilet :(


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.967318 del
>>967317
Clogged?


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.967319 del
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good Afternoon MEEKs

NUro has been unwell. Think I picked up some stomach flu from a block in Brisbane or some dust KFC. Been raining out both ends. Was in bed for almost 24 hours. Picked up the strength to venture out and get some food and fill a script. Scored a 1/100 park at the point. Vary lucky during holidays weather is nice today and everyone is out and about. Garn get 2 burritos on the way home. Hope I can keep it down. You guys want anything ?


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.967320 del
>>967319
Based.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.967321 del
>>967318
No. After the plumber left, I noticed the cistern was leaking out the top and onto the floor when flushed. Figured I'd adjust the float height. Screw was rusted so I grabbed it with some pliars to rotated it and the plastic snapped and water started spraying up at the ceiling.
Will have to try and get a universal inlet thingo tomorrow.
FML I want to die.


NEET Admin 12/29/2025 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.967322 del
>>967309
Very nice pixel art. Which slop generator you used?


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.967323 del
>>967321
It is not too late to pop down to Bunnings now. All will be well.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.967324 del
>>967323
I've been drinking.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.967325 del
>>967317
You are indeed the poo god.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.967326 del
>>967319
>You guys want anything ?
A new toilet for the other neet please.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.967327 del
>>967319
These things are over as quickly as they come on. Everyone gets sick like that now and again. Just chill and watch a moofie or AJ streams or something.

Hot as hell here today. Internet is fucked for some reason. Gonna spend all day tomorrow trying to get a decent connection. Fuck it all.

Did a bit more fiberglassing on the canoe. Gonna do a bit more tomorrow. Looks like a cool change overnight. Based.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.967328 del
>>967321
All this poor NEET wants to do is poo and flush the toilet. You're halfway there NEET! Keep going!


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.967329 del
Sometimes I feel like I am the toilet.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.967330 del
>>967329
Life is one long piss?


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.967331 del
Woke up to the scam caller who just said hello and hung up again. I also had low blood sugar. This makes me want to kill myself


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NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.967334 del
>>967333
You are looking good NEET.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.967335 del
now she's carrying on about the toilet
she caused this whole debacle


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.967336 del
>>967334
She looks wonderful.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.967337 del
>>967335
She wasn't the one with the heavy touch with the pliers.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.967338 del
Clogged teh toilet


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.967339 del
>>967331
Wonder if it's the same scammer who called me.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.967340 del
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I put a wall made of fiberglass in the pointy bit at the front where its just a pain in the ass to get to. I got two screw lids off ali and i can glue the collar into the hole and have a nice neat screw lid to the waterproof space. Its called a bulkhead. I do a little bit at a time and let the fiberglass set, then I sand it back and plan the next little bit. Its a good strategy, I can make them really strong and neat. I have four of these bulkheads to do. The one in the middle I wont have access to but it will block off the space under the seat there, so when its upside down in the bush, the dasturdly possums wont sleep there and gank it up. I have to put a skin on the bottom and then patch it where its broken too. I want to paint it from orange and white to brown and green. Its actually gonna cost me a lot. I paid the boys across the street $150 and at least three times that in resin and matting. Oh well. It will be ten times better than new. I am like a samurai of fiberglass, I strive for perfection while I huff neruotoxic styrene fumes. Loool.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.967341 del
>>967334
👆💯


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.967342 del
>>967340
Fibreglass gape


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.967343 del
Good night.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.967344 del
>>967340
Body found floating by the docks...


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.967345 del
>>967343
Good night Pidge. xx
Reverse Pidgegirl in the pond.


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NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.967347 del
>>967340
Looking good neet.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.967348 del
>>967343
Night fella.
That pidge thinks its a duck


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.967349 del
>>967340
Sounds like a good plan. Good jerb.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.967350 del
>>967337
Yeah well she can fuck off back to Victor. Walked out of living room to clean her teeth and slunk off to bed without saying anything, leaving her dumb shit playing on the television.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.967351 del
>>967350
It will all be better in the morning.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.967352 del
>>967351
No it won’t


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.967353 del
Regret buying this heap of shit cunt house from her that she did zero maintenance on. Railroaded into buying it so she didn’t have to face up to what a dump it is with realestate agents and buyers.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.967354 del
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>>967340
>dasturdly possums
You have no idea the forces you are meddling with.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.967355 del
>>967353
better the devil you know than the devil you dont.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.967356 del
>>967354
They will still sleep under it but there wont be any crevices for them to crawl into and die.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.967357 del
Off the junk food, diet consists of fruit and vegies, beans, low carb bread, museli, chicken and fish. Still having too many calories, and will need to exercise more to lose weight.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.967358 del
>>967357
Define "Bread"


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.967359 del
>>967358
>low carb bread


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.967360 del
Ought to go to bed.
HiBy came and I got my music back.
Was a good day.
Potato salad tomorrow, Maybe Pixxa making.
Good Night NEETs.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.967361 del
>>967359
Is it made with sawdust?
There is no such thing.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.967362 del
>>967361
The two loaves I tried a few weeks ago, sawdust would have tasted better.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.967363 del
>>967353
She gave you a good price.
You could sell it tomorrow for a huge profit.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.967364 del
>>967362
Get a bread maker and learn to use it.
I do 50/50- rye /white


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.967365 del
>>967357
>fruit and vegies, beans, low carb bread, museli,
All poison.

>chicken and fish
Okay if deep fried.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.967366 del
>>967360
Good night.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.967367 del
>>967364
>rye/white
I am opposed to rice mixing.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.967368 del
>>967367
sometimes I mix corn meal into the dough too


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.967369 del
>>967364
Got a bread maker, but I went back to normal white bread, 4-6 slices a day aren't going to make any difference now.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.967370 del
>>967368
Yellow fever.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.967371 del
Shit, realised I wrote out a list of things to do on christmas day, forgot and didn't do any of them. Oh well, I'll make it new year's day todo.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.967372 del
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>>967327
Also everyone missed it but i put a propper set of jaycar splits in the van. You can see the tweeterinos. Thank fuck i have propper stereo phasing above 3k again....

was fucking around with the mounting plates forever thinking too hard about waht holes to drill, ened up just taking the tweeters out of their whack steeerable enclosure and gluing them on with a dob of epoxy and ran the wires around and behind the corner of trim.

Winning. Might put a sub in and cheekily run it of one of rear speaker wires and just use another car battery to power it just to see of i am feeling it before running power wires and fucking around with trim.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.967373 del
>>967371
You need to accept that none of those things are getting done NEET. And that's okay. Year of Acceptance.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.967374 del
Might get a ballista for home defence.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 11:34 [Preview] No.967375 del
>>967374
You will have difficulty explaining it to the police.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.967376 del
>>967375
Reenacting medieval Australian sieges.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.967377 del
cancelled my apartment contract. probably a bad idea but i dont like this place


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 18:44 [Preview] No.967378 del
>>967372
Based.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 18:46 [Preview] No.967379 del
sick of it all


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.967380 del
>>967379
Do something whimsical to put a smile on your dial


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 19:23 [Preview] No.967381 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 19:39 [Preview] No.967382 del
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>>967372
Trim is fun. Just be super duper careful not to break off tabs on molded plastic panels. Get all the proper tools off ali.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No.967383 del
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Happening


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.967384 del
>>967383
Two weeks.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 19:44 [Preview] No.967385 del
>>967383
I heard the happening is cancelled.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 19:51 [Preview] No.967386 del
🎶🎵


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 19:55 [Preview] No.967387 del
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Good Morning NEETs
Jam didnt set. I have lots of blackberry cordial tho. Gonna boil it in a pan and re set it.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.967388 del
>>967387
>didn't set
Liek it didn't coagulated? Not enough pectin I guess.


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NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 20:02 [Preview] No.967390 del
>>967388
I put the froxen berries into the bread maker like i thought it would burst the drupes but it didnt. Now I gotta mash them up and skim the juice or something. I use pectin but not enough. two kilos of fruit invested in that. sunken cost fallacy. sad.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 20:05 [Preview] No.967391 del
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fugg i got to get into it. big dump and start moving, just gotta close these tabs.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 20:05 [Preview] No.967392 del
>>967390
That's an economical house too


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 20:12 [Preview] No.967393 del
>>967390
Well, can only just try to do better. What's your plan?


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.967394 del
>>967393
I dont have a blender. I will mash them up with a fork. there are instructions on the back of the jamsetter packet for what to do if it fails. I will ignore them and just add more pectin until it sets.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 20:17 [Preview] No.967395 del
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>>967382
Spergenhauer just needed an emotional support animal to be his friend, that's all.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 21:14 [Preview] No.967396 del
>>967377
Do you have somewhere else to go?


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 21:15 [Preview] No.967397 del
No particular place to go.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 21:15 [Preview] No.967399 del
>>967384
It's in the bag.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 21:21 [Preview] No.967400 del
Good morning NEETs.

>>967388
>Not enough pectin
My exact body type.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 21:22 [Preview] No.967401 del
Weber you better not still be feuding with the bat. Don't stretch out the unpleasantness please. Life is too short.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 21:25 [Preview] No.967402 del
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>>967401
Weber must take his place in the natural order which is lower than the bat and dog.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 21:30 [Preview] No.967403 del
>>967401
I took her to fucking Officeworks and Woolworths just now.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 21:48 [Preview] No.967404 del
>>967397
Riding along in my automobile.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 21:49 [Preview] No.967405 del
>>967403
Any pastries?
You good boy.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 21:50 [Preview] No.967406 del
>>967403
YOU WERENT SERIOUSLY PLANNING TO JUST LEAVE HERE THERE WERE YOU?!


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 21:53 [Preview] No.967407 del
Dotty Bats needs to be put in her place now and then. They get all uppity otherwise.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.967408 del
which supermarkets still sell nangs?


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 22:06 [Preview] No.967409 del
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NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No.967410 del
>>967409
Is that Cruisey?


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 22:20 [Preview] No.967411 del
can't get back to sleep, day's gonna be a shit day without proper sleep


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 22:21 [Preview] No.967412 del
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NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 22:25 [Preview] No.967413 del
>>967409
cruisey I want to go to this course, this kabbalistic sorcerer will teach me how how to subdue and enslave the goyim with illusion, and how to summon a goth gf from the vasty deep. I want to go to that course!


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.967415 del
Cruisey showed me a jewish magic trick where he put both hands on my shoulders and one finger up my bum, once.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 22:33 [Preview] No.967416 del


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 22:34 [Preview] No.967417 del
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Goon Morning Fellas.

Nuro is back to life. Well slept and spring in my step after the troubles yesterday. Shop phone is still disconnected. Not plugging it back in till new years. Just not doing it. Planning to work on the van and lancia today then garn to Noosa. Weather is great Should be a stunna.

Bakery is closed for the weeek so stocked up grape V. Had a burrito left over. They were getting smashed yesterday so it wasnt as spicy as usual. Compensating with some Franks Red hot. Oh god this is good. I am going to have to do this every time now.

END COMMUNICATO


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 22:45 [Preview] No.967420 del
>>967417
Based.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 23:01 [Preview] No.967422 del
>>967417
That chilli sauce will fix you.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.967423 del
>>967403
I hope you were pleasant to her. No grumpiness.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 23:20 [Preview] No.967424 del
>>967423
> office works cctv footage


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 23:20 [Preview] No.967425 del
>>967423
Things will remain stilted until the shitter is fixed.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 23:29 [Preview] No.967426 del
Good meowning


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 23:30 [Preview] No.967427 del
Might eat some plastic


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 23:30 [Preview] No.967428 del
>>967426
good mewning nyan neet


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 23:32 [Preview] No.967429 del
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Cruisey I want one of these for a late christmas present. I'm not waiting until next year. I want one now!


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 23:35 [Preview] No.967430 del
>>967429
They sent one of those down the pipe yesterday


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 23:38 [Preview] No.967431 del
>>967430
Probably had the jaws of life on the front.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 23:40 [Preview] No.967432 del
Bitch had two hot cross bus left and ate both of them.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 23:42 [Preview] No.967433 del
Cruisey, I’d like to be taxidermied and displayed as a warning.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 23:53 [Preview] No.967434 del
>>967433
Get in line neet.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 23:53 [Preview] No.967435 del
>>967432
It is nice to see that she has a good appetite. She should be encouraged.
I think she is doing very well considering that someone broke her toilet.


NEET 12/29/2025 (Mon) 23:54 [Preview] No.967436 del
>>967435
When I was at the bank depositing the plumber's payment into his account earlier, I told her to go and have a shit and she got indignant and said she couldn't shit on command. She is lying.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 00:00 [Preview] No.967437 del
>>967436
BLEND 43 TO THE RESCUE !
not orally


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 00:26 [Preview] No.967438 del
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NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 00:29 [Preview] No.967439 del
At the commune the NEETs will have no need of conventional toilets, instead once a week when they are taken to the local park for their exercise they will be free to go wherever they want, and the worst behaved NEET for the week will be the one who has to follow the others with a plastic bag to pick up their poos and put it in the poop bin.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.967440 del
>>967439
i won't be picking them up


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 00:32 [Preview] No.967441 del
>>967438
He should have told them he was a sovereign citizen and those anti-semetic facebook posts were his right under his own charter of freedoms as Australian citizens dont have that.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 00:34 [Preview] No.967442 del
Can you tell the postie that you dont really need to sign for your packages if you are a sovereign citizen?


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 00:35 [Preview] No.967443 del
>>967442
You can tell him that, but he will not let you have the package.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 00:36 [Preview] No.967444 del
>>967441
I think he handled it well enough. They'll be back in force though.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 00:47 [Preview] No.967446 del
I just do a scribble when I sign for a package. Not even close to a real signature.
I hate that they make me touch that dirty touchscreen too.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 00:50 [Preview] No.967448 del
>>967446
I can barely write anymore


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.967450 del
>>967444
Boomers posting reeeee on FB is cope. They should be thrown into camps for the cringe they expose the rest of us to. Retards getting into legal hot water by means of other boomer retards getting clever with their reactions. I hope he films himself getting swatted and posts that so it can go viral for the laffs.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No.967451 del
Beautiful 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 01:16 [Preview] No.967452 del
Offenbach: The Baccarole from "The Tales of Hoffman"


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.967453 del
>>967452
You just want to look up my dress.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 01:27 [Preview] No.967454 del
Has the toilet been fixed?


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.967455 del
>>967454
Nope. She didn't want me replacing the inlet valve myself, she wanted the plumber. So now we wait. Sent him photos and a description of the problem at 6.33am.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 01:37 [Preview] No.967456 del
>>967455
>6.33am.
The poo never sleeps.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 01:38 [Preview] No.967457 del
>>967456
Forever clogging


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 01:55 [Preview] No.967458 del
plumber called and will be here this afternoon some time


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 02:03 [Preview] No.967459 del
gotta be fresh 😎


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 02:14 [Preview] No.967460 del
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NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 02:53 [Preview] No.967461 del
I got that fancy Aldi Christmas pudding I mentioned a week or so ago. It was reduced from $19.99 to $7.99


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 02:54 [Preview] No.967462 del
Weber.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 02:55 [Preview] No.967463 del
>>967462
What are you doing in Nuro's bedroom?


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 02:56 [Preview] No.967464 del
Router setup failed, I got further than yesterday and I can get into the router webGUI but wont connect to the internet. Never get a static IP. Jam is boiling again. It looks like blood and brain soup but smells amazing. The instructions are too hard, I'll just do it and be a ham hero, dude.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 03:00 [Preview] No.967465 del
>>967464
Call support and have them take you through the router setup step by step. I did that once.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 03:02 [Preview] No.967466 del
>>967464
>Never get a static IP.
If you're using an ISP that uses CGNAT, you won't get assigned a static IP address.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 03:03 [Preview] No.967467 del
>>967465
its open source router software, opnsense. The ISP never got back to me twice when I asked for help with some settings. They dont know how to do static IP's because no one asks for them. Normies use thier dynamic IP allocation. Refuse to go back to gay IP's for slaves tho.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 03:06 [Preview] No.967468 del
>>967462
Nice testicles


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.967469 del


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 03:31 [Preview] No.967470 del
>>967467
>The ISP never got back to me twice when I asked for help with some settings
You can downgrade the ISP router via a firmware "upgrade" to find those settings, but it would be difficult to go back and they won't upgrade it to a less vulnerable version unless you ask them nicely (I did not)


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.967471 del
>>967470
I have my own modem and router (a sophos)


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.967472 del
routers are so 1992


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 03:40 [Preview] No.967474 del
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Why the fuck would you want to talk to a LLM that was programmed to be deliberately retarded? Hunh?! WHY!!


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 03:41 [Preview] No.967475 del
>>967474
loneliness sucks


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 03:45 [Preview] No.967476 del
Boomer neighbour who I have never spoken to came over. He was extremely rude and threatening, telling me the police were going to be called and legal action was going to be taken. I wondered if it was some sort of joke. Eventually while rambling he got to the point - he thought my front door was closing too loudly. He's an old guy and he's probably all talk, but I don't want any trouble with someone crazy enough to walk up to strangers and threaten them over their screen doors closing too quickly.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 03:47 [Preview] No.967477 del
>>967476
Time to upgrade home security. Hopefully if your place looks hard to break into the roving bands of machete niggers will go to his place.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 03:56 [Preview] No.967478 del
>>967476
Ask if he has ever seen an unregistered firearm before.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 03:56 [Preview] No.967479 del
My bike shorts with the arse expander arrived.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.967480 del
>>967473
They are very dangerous this time of year.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.967481 del
>neets arse is big enough


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.967482 del


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.967483 del
neighbours prolly mad jelly i got 4 amazon satchels at once


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.967484 del
do not like the waxy feel some of the book covers have these days


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.967485 del
>>967476
A small annoyance like that can drive a person crazy. It is part of bug hive living.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 04:50 [Preview] No.967486 del
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shipment of ritalin is on the way


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.967487 del
>>967486
probably not wise to post that information, noot


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 04:55 [Preview] No.967488 del
>>967486
Make sure you have the biscuits and tea ready


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 04:57 [Preview] No.967489 del
>>967487
It doesn't have any identifying information on it.
>>967488
I have biscuits. Who is it for?


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.967490 del
>>967489
>It doesn't have any identifying information on it.
it has all the tracking stops and times, so they could go back and identify the parcel if they wanted to


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.967491 del
>>967489
>Who is it for?
The guests.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 05:33 [Preview] No.967492 del
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Goon Afternoon Big Fellas. Noosa is absolutely popping. Favourable demographics. First sip of champas and that first drag of tax free Marlboros. Cool easterly blowing.

ABSOLUTELY YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 05:33 [Preview] No.967493 del
>>967492
Based.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 05:41 [Preview] No.967494 del
>>967492
Extraordinarily Based. Unbelievably Based. Based beyond all recognition.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.967495 del
>>967493
BASADO


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.967496 del
Plumber still hasn’t shown up


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.967497 del
>>967496
Is it the same one who unclogged the drain?


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.967498 del
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>>967492
Hi Nuro.

Feels like saturday even tho its bin night. Cold change went through. The last rain of the year. Glad to hear you are still getting cheap cigs. I havent seen any butts on the ground with those warnings on them, must be pretty rare that anyone buys officials.

I left my networking problems and went and did some more work on the canoe, listening to the opening chapter of Francis Yockey's Imperium on the new HiBy. Heavy shit.

Gonna do some sewing and listen to A.J. or something else after dinner. Still downloading shit and uploading it to the memory card, gotta have a look at the HiBy's streaming capabilities. The saber didnt have that.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.967499 del


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 05:58 [Preview] No.967500 del
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Thinking about dinner


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.967501 del
>>967499
He will come.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.967502 del
>>967500
Crickets?


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.967503 del
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>>967498
Hiby brothers of the world unite ! Even whipped mine out today. It’s finally usable again after a battery replacement. Also have you ever used Hiby link ? It lets you remote control your hiby with the Hiby app. You can have it in your pocket and be remote controlling DSD while shotposting here.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.967504 del
>>967503
Based.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.967505 del
>>967503
Do you ever wash those shorts?


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.967506 del
>>967503
I dont have a smartphone. I got a DAC and the new R3 PRO II 2025 can run them but I dont see the point. Does it improve the sound or something?

I want to set up my PC to stream and access that on the DAP, That way I dont have to keep downloading streams that cut out at one hour 30 into a three hour stream.

Its basically archaic


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.967507 del
Will there be an energy balancing room at The Commune?


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.967508 del
>>967505
I have pairs of shirts and shorts. I wash them once a week on a Sunday. Instead of washing detergent I use old spice shampoo so they all have a fresh smell of sandlewood.
>>967506
>I don’t have a smartphone
You wouldn’t get it then. I used to use my Hiby alot as a Bluetooth receiver but with Bluetooth you are limited to lossy audio. If you remote control the hiby from you phone you can have the hiby just pumping out Hires lossless of the SD card and the app is only picking what to play from your library.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.967509 del
That fancy Christmas pudding was dry, crumbly and too sweet. Threw most of it out.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.967510 del
>>967509
Well it was one star NEET
>they tried to warn you
>but you did not listen


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.967511 del
>>967508
Is this setup with your phone and hiby because you have to pay $1000 for an extra 100GB memory on an Iphone?


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.967512 del
>>967509
A Resourceful NEET would have re-made that Christmas Pudding into a delicious dessert.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.967513 del
>>967512
A trifle?


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.967514 del
>>967513
Brilliant


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.967515 del
>>967492
Hey nuro I bought a surfans f20 mp3 player awhile ago and had it sitting in a drawer. is there any way to fix it not reading my micro sd card or is it just fucked? the micro sd card works when i plug it into a card reader


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.967516 del
>>967501
I texted him 15 minutes ago to say 'I assume you're done for the day?' and he hasn't responded.
Got his $430 for yesterday's work, so isn't worried about pissing me off today.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.967517 del
>>967511
Not him. It's handy to have a seperate device for longer battery life and also some come with physical buttons so you can fiddle with it without looking at it.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.967518 del
>>967511
No as I explained earlier it has got to do with the bandwidth limitations of Bluetooth and the lawsuits regarding apex and LDAC with Apple Qualcomm and Sony. The hiby has this hires Bluetooth codec called UAC that says it can stream hires over Bluetooth at 900kb/s but the reality is Bluetooth at over ~300kb/s drops out and is very sensitive to interference. It’s theoretically possible but does not actually work in the real world.

END COMMUNICATO


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.967519 del
>>967518
Listen to sweet trip they're good

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fZlNt05dCX8 [Embed]


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.967520 del
he's not coming
told him to come tomorrow morning and that my 80 year old mother is 'sick of shitting in a bucket'


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.967521 del
>>967520
Did you clog in the bucket?


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.967522 del
>>967520
He will expect to see a bucket of shit in the toilet or he will know you were grandstanding.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.967523 del
>>967522
I'll show him the tied off garbage bags full of turds.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.967524 del
>>967523
You better not disappoint.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.967525 del
Just remembered my brother gave me an electronics kit thing and I made a pirate radio station with it and me and my mate broadcast dogshit to our neighborhood lol


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.967526 del
Maccas shidder is going to get it tomorrow.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.967527 del
>>967526
C L O G G E D


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.967528 del
>>967520
>bucket
Was good enough for people for thousands of years.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.967529 del
Saw an absolute unit at coles the other day. Had to be at least 150kg, held a big party sized bag of chips in each hand plus some soft drink. Wanted to go up to him and give him an /ausneets/ card, but maybe he was already a member.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.967530 del
>>967529
>150kg
That's not even fat.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.967531 del
Plumber will be here in 30 minutes. Granny bucket shits must have triggered him.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.967532 del
>>967531
That is good news.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.967533 del
I wonder what poo bucket and poo bags he'll show him


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.967534 del
>>967531
Be nice to him please, offer him a whiskey or something.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.967535 del
Suck on my balls for a bit, gets the juices flowing.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.967536 del
>>967534
The amount of shit that guy has to put up with.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.967537 del
>>967535
Just fix the toilet please.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.967538 del
>>967536
Bags and bucket of poo


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.967539 del
I enjoyed reading this blog and wanted to share it
https://nickvsnetworking.com/category/australian-telco/


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.967540 del
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>>967538
SAS soldiers often shit into bags and carry it with them, so dogs can't find their buried poo by smell. We should all act like that. Neet commandos.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.967541 del
>>967540
Can they Clog on Command?


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.967542 del
Gotta stop sitting in my chair for 16 hours a day staring at my monitor. I'm like an IT professional, just without getting paid for it.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.967543 del
>>967541
I bet they have to, and on parade ground too, all lined up together, then present the poo in a bag like a rifle.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.967544 del
>>967542
Correct. You need a good TV so you can maximise the time in bed staring at a bigger monitor.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.967545 del
>>967542
Try reading books


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.967546 del
>>967545
Standing up?


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.967547 del
>>967540
I do poo bags when I am in the field and away from a toilet. They are more like a kit that includes gloves, paper, butchers paper, plasitc and two bags. They still smell even through all that and you cant yeet them in the rubbish fast enough.

They free you from modern inconveniences tho. Some places you cant dig a cathole, not if you are there for weeks on end and the place sees no rain for months. I usually pee bottle in those situations too. Piss really stinks if you are pissing five meters away from your bed all the time.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.967548 del
Plumber fixed the toilet.
He wanted the next two days off somewhere with the family and didn't trust his staff to give enough fucks to get to it tomorrow.
Had a celebratory bowl of ice cream and strawberry topping.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.967549 del
>>967548
And a cautionarily dug hole in the garden.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.967550 del
>>967474
>programmed to be deliberately retarded?
If they went for the authentic female experience, they nailed it.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.967551 del
>>967549
I'll be sleeping with one ear open tonight.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.967552 del
Good night.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.967553 del
>>967460
Isn't that the choinese guy?

>>967438
>I have freedom of speech
I hope so.

>>967439
Also that tummy rubbing service.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.967554 del
>>967533
Probably his Bowden's Own Dirty Deeds detailing bucket.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.967555 del
>>967553
>Isn't that the choinese guy?
It is!

>I hope so.
We don't :(


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.967556 del
>>967552
Night fella.
And NEET squishing service.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.967557 del
>>967548
Good news.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.967558 del
>>967552
Good night Pidge. xx
The baby pidges will be tainted by microplastics. Genetic deformities.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.967559 del
need a shid, but might do that in a bag
don't want to stress the fixed dunny


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.967560 del
>>967559
It can handle it.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.967561 del
Got the overlocker out and it didn't fuck up and need half an hour to be re-threaded. Taking the win and going to bed. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.967562 del
>>967560
All that built up poo he might rupture the pan.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.967563 del


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.967564 del
>>967560
No, I am just going to shit on the local park like a dog at 5am.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.967565 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hcx44e2gnfI [Embed]


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.967566 del
>>967547
>Piss really stinks if you are pissing five meters away from your bed all the time.
This seems like something we should consult nuro on.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.967567 del
Might recruit some of you neets to start an all-girl kpop group. Hopefully some of you can pass.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.967568 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rfelvI_ikf4 [Embed]


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.967569 del
>>967561
Good night NEETo.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.967570 del
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>>967564
I actually piss often in parks when I'm out walking late at night. Something about it just feels good. If you're ever walking through a park at night and smell urine, you'll know that piss neet lives nearby.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.967571 del
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Whos been feeding pidge too much?


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.967572 del
>>967571
he's not even fat


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.967573 del
>>967572
Well bantered.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.967574 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rRVxoJeUmPA [Embed]


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.967575 del
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>>967447
Is this correct? Did jesuits used to run australia?


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.967576 del
>>967574
My poo atoms are not touching my bum atoms?? 🤔🤯


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.967577 del
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Might become an opium fiend.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.967579 del
Wanna go to the shops, buy huge packs of chips and cokes, all while sporting an /ausneets/ tshirt.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.967580 del
>>967579
A pack and a drink in both hands. Allens king cobra pack tucked in the front of your trackies.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No.967581 del
>>967580
>king cobra pack tucked in the front of your trackies.
Hot!


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 12:45 [Preview] No.967582 del
My discarded weber coals started a fire in the garden. I thought they were out, it had been hours since the roast was removed.
I smelled the smoke from inside. It was just smouldering. Big hiss when I poured water on it. Lucky it hadn't got any further. Lucky I went out and investigated when I smelled smoke.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 13:05 [Preview] No.967583 del
>>967582
Lucky indeed. Be more careful.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.967584 del
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>>967578
Dangerous things


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.967585 del


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.967586 del
It is time.
Time to POO
Hopefully my last poo of 2025 AD.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.967587 del
Shitting with the door open like a fucking boss. Motherbat hooting and hollering.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.967588 del
>>967582
I usually just shut the vents on the weber and deal with the coals the next day or, more likely, the next cook.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 18:57 [Preview] No.967589 del
>>967586
CLOG, CLOG, CLOG!


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 19:13 [Preview] No.967590 del
(7.08 MB 1080x1920 just.mp4)
Monk is still trying to get the hang of his new job down at the docks.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 19:40 [Preview] No.967591 del
>>967590
Is that AI?


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.967592 del
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(1.32 MB 4032x3024 IMG_4017.jpeg)
Last waddle of 2025.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.967593 del


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.967594 del
Fucking hell. Constipated and in the fetal position. Can’t shit out the demons


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.967595 del
>>967592
>go back to school
Dreams status: crushed.
>other two
Very first world.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 20:27 [Preview] No.967596 del
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Good Morning NEETs.
Chilly morning, jam still not set. Might look at it later when I do pixxa prep.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 20:32 [Preview] No.967597 del
>>967596
>jam still not set
might be all bolloxed up mate


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.967598 del
>>967592
Culture


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.967599 del
>>967595
>first world
Homeless should be expelled into the ocean. They're all junkies.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.967600 del
>>967596
Good Morning NEET
>chilly morning
its absolutely stunning wather up here on the coast, actually slept last night without the air con on. God i hope this lasts a few days. Currently 19c with a fresh breeze.

Made a pizza last night. Got so fucking high i forgot to eat all of it, well at least thats breakfast sorted, garn mong all morning, i earned it !


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.967601 del
Did a poo while thinking about Weber.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:04 [Preview] No.967602 del
One of my neighbors loaded up my bin with their rubbish. Aren't they just the nicest?


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:09 [Preview] No.967603 del
>>967592
What an interesting area, don't go there at night.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:17 [Preview] No.967605 del
>>967602
That was me, NEET. Those poo bags were too stinky for my bin. I didnt think you'd mind.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:17 [Preview] No.967606 del
I want to make big money


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:18 [Preview] No.967607 del
Nuro got me addicted to Poppyes and Wyrmwood, once.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:19 [Preview] No.967608 del
>>967606
Sell your bussy.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:25 [Preview] No.967609 del
>>967600
Leftover pizza is your high gift to yourself tomorrow. Just wait until the packages come in next week.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:39 [Preview] No.967611 del
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NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:39 [Preview] No.967612 del
>>967608
I need more than one to make that big money


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:45 [Preview] No.967615 del
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Want to go climb the hills I can see from my back yard but it probably would be a lot of effort I cant afford RN.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:52 [Preview] No.967616 del
>>967592
You can feel the culture!


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:53 [Preview] No.967617 del
>>967594
P U S H !


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:53 [Preview] No.967618 del


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:53 [Preview] No.967619 del
that package that I ordered on the 14th that got drop shipped from china arrived
it's the wrong colour
fml and fuck chinks


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:55 [Preview] No.967621 del
>>967619
They sometimes do that when offering the lowest price. Another trick is the message
>Please cancel order, too expensive to ship to Australia, if I cancel it impacts my reputation


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:57 [Preview] No.967622 del
>>967621
I complained to the seller and got this message:
>Okay. Sorry about that. We can fix that problem.
that's it


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:59 [Preview] No.967623 del
>>967622
lol that's pretty standard.

Can you lodge a refund request now or do you need to wait?


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.967624 del
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NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No.967637 del
>>967623
I've submitted a refund request, but that seems contingent on printing their shipping label and sending it back.
I've reported the merchant to eBay for fraud.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 22:24 [Preview] No.967638 del
>>967637
>but that seems contingent on printing their shipping label and sending it back.
Slap it on the box and get a receipt.

I do like Amaxon's approach, that they print the label for you at AusPost if you show them the QR code they scan.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 22:25 [Preview] No.967639 del
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>>967600
Good Morning NEETs.
Nuro was playing his Sleazy music at a very Lascivious volume last night.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 22:26 [Preview] No.967640 del


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 22:45 [Preview] No.967641 del
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NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 23:13 [Preview] No.967643 del
>>967592
Lovely scenes of culture.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 23:26 [Preview] No.967644 del
>>967638
yeah I'm just taping up the shitty chink plastic satchel they used
eBay pulled the listing to investigate my report lol


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 23:31 [Preview] No.967645 del
got 3 16g CO2 cartridges, some cider and plonk, some beer for Bill (Motherbat is too soft), and a couple of beef schnitzels for dindins
the butcher had some bright blue sausages that were pork and blueberry
looked absolutely vile
in chemist warehouse motherbat said "I beg your pardon" to the chink checkout woman and the woman basically repeated what she'd said but shouted at mothebat like she was a retarded child
wanted to punch her face in


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 23:33 [Preview] No.967646 del
>>967644
what was the item? Its not like your gonna dox yourself if you tell us what it was.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 23:45 [Preview] No.967647 del
They are saying Clay Davis from The Wire has passed away. Sheeeeeiitttt.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 23:48 [Preview] No.967648 del
>>967647
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo [Embed]


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 23:57 [Preview] No.967649 del
>>967639
I actually got obscenely pillbrained and hit nangs listening to DSD64 SACD version of the Blade Runner Soundtrack.


NEET 12/30/2025 (Tue) 23:58 [Preview] No.967650 del
>>967649
>nangs
Those cause irreparable brain damage NEET.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 00:00 [Preview] No.967651 del
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>>967649
Sounds Kino. Was that .flac?


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 00:09 [Preview] No.967652 del
>>967651
>DSD64

its an SACD.iso chud


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 00:30 [Preview] No.967653 del
>>967645
> 3 16g CO2 cartridges
For some whipped cream?


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 00:32 [Preview] No.967654 del
>AusPost - Text Message
>Your driver's been held up so your parcel will arrive later today.
First time I have received such a notification.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 00:36 [Preview] No.967656 del
>>967654
The pajeet delivery driver went through a rough neighbourhood and got bailed up by machete niggers.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 00:45 [Preview] No.967657 del
>>967654
What are you expecting in this parcel NEET?


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 00:50 [Preview] No.967658 del
>>967656
They just arrived. Very strange.

>>967657
Replacement water filter cartridge. It is replaced every year.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 00:56 [Preview] No.967659 del
>>967653
One bowl full please.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:02 [Preview] No.967660 del
Making a bath tub trifle for the NEET new years party. You are all welcome.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.967661 del
Neets what makes a good piss bottle? Asking for a mate, obviously.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.967662 del


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:12 [Preview] No.967663 del


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:13 [Preview] No.967664 del
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NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:17 [Preview] No.967665 del
>>967663
Horrible people.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:25 [Preview] No.967666 del
>>967664
I'm thinking a jar, not a bottle.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:30 [Preview] No.967667 del
>>967661
Big capacity, two liters is best you can pee over a liter at night easy. Big opening so your pee pee doesnt touch and ruin the vibe.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:30 [Preview] No.967668 del
Bought Motherbat a Lenovo ThinkCentre to replace the shitty computer she has. Stupidly drove to MSY Holden Hill only to be informed they don't hold any computer stock and had to drive across town to their warehouse in Croydon.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:31 [Preview] No.967669 del
>>967668
the micro form factor thing? I got one and its brilliant, you will enjoy inheriting that.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:33 [Preview] No.967670 del
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>>967653
For my emergency bike pump. Probably should have consulted Nuro, but he'd recommend throwing everything out and starting again.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.967672 del
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i got one of these for my old man, he never uses it and I will enjoy inheriting it.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:38 [Preview] No.967673 del
>>967671
thats a nice one. I got mine off ebay for $300 i7 good enough components, using it now to setup my router. are you going to reinstall the OS?


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:38 [Preview] No.967674 del
>>967672
doubles as a beer stein
should have had it engraved


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:40 [Preview] No.967675 del
>>967673
it comes with windows 11 pro, so I'll probably just disable the spyware and give it the win 10 theme which is what she is used to


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:41 [Preview] No.967676 del
>>967675
how are you gonna do that? is there some github script I dont know about?


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:42 [Preview] No.967677 del
>>967674
He has hidden it away in his place I want to make sure he didnt yeet it, it cost me a bomb, you cant get them made anymore just buy NOS from the USA


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:43 [Preview] No.967678 del
>>967668
I am surprised she uses a computer. What does she do on it?


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:44 [Preview] No.967679 del
My shift key got stuck down so i prised it up with a screwdriver and sprayed teflon lube on it, now it works like new. 10/10 reccomend occasionally lubing your keyboard, NEETs. Trust me.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:46 [Preview] No.967680 del
eated some pixxa


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:46 [Preview] No.967681 del


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.967682 del
>>967670
See how you go. You might have to start over. Always consult Nuro.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:48 [Preview] No.967683 del


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:49 [Preview] No.967684 del
>>967676
yeah there are youtube videos with links to scripts etc


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:52 [Preview] No.967685 del
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>>967646
tactical dop bag to go with my tactical backpack and tactical duffel bag
if I ever have to bug out dezi style, I'll need to tactical shave and tactical exfoliate


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 01:59 [Preview] No.967686 del
>>967678
word processing
email
youtubes of dogs
etc


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 02:01 [Preview] No.967688 del
>>967672
micro form factor?


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 02:04 [Preview] No.967689 del
>>967685
get this: borderforce seized and destroyed an airsoft pouch I ordered, it was a grenade pouch tho, maybe that was threatening or against the ITAR proscription or something. gay.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 02:08 [Preview] No.967690 del
>>967689
if you did it post-bondi, yeah nothing is getting in now
glad I got my roll up shooting mat, buttstock bag, and the like years ago
anything with a fucking molle stap is a terrorist weapon or some shit now


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 02:09 [Preview] No.967691 del
>>967688
hardly, look at that opening. peak white man prosthetic.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 02:10 [Preview] No.967692 del
>>967690
nope just before. I suspect retardation.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 02:13 [Preview] No.967693 del
>>967686
>word processing
Is she writing her memoirs?


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 02:26 [Preview] No.967694 del
>>967693
She is a big writer of letters. Zingers sometimes.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 02:35 [Preview] No.967695 del
she also has a file documenting her complete medical history
she updates it and prints it out each time she sees a new doctor or specialist


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.967696 del
>>967694
>Zingers sometimes.
One day you should share a few of the highlights.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 03:02 [Preview] No.967697 del
Weber.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 03:04 [Preview] No.967698 del
>>967697
Clean up that mess on the floor.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.967699 del
>>967697
He always has two barely-cooked hotdogs just out of frame..


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 03:34 [Preview] No.967700 del
>>967647
it's on news.com.au now, so true unfotunately
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 03:48 [Preview] No.967701 del
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told Motherbat I would be putting together a playlist for our short roadtrip next week and she demanded this list


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 03:53 [Preview] No.967702 del
>>967701
She has good taste.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 03:55 [Preview] No.967703 del
>>967702
The first two are bangers. Already have GNR. Not sure about the last two.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.967704 del
Cruisey I want this for breakfast tomorrow.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xP5WmZg7OMg [Embed]


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 04:47 [Preview] No.967729 del
Day 3 trying to setup my router and failed again. Router can ping 8.8.8.8 from the shell but not from the computer. I can get into the webgui from the browser and change shit but I dunno what fucking IPv4 addresses to use. I think I need to set it to PPPoE but there is no option for that.

Gonna try tomorrow and then give up. Might go get some more onions and mushrooms for the Pixxa prep.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 04:51 [Preview] No.967730 del
You'll cowards don't even smoke crack


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.967731 del
>>967730
I have so smoked it


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 05:03 [Preview] No.967732 del


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 05:29 [Preview] No.967733 del
Got attacked by two staffys on the way to the shop. Was on the footpath and this lizard looking dog just goes me out the open driveway, starts snarling and barking. I yelled for the owner and they came out straight away just as a second one comes at me. The guy apologises and jumps the fence to control the thing and he picked it up and chucked it over the fence. A wizend old man comes out of the shanty and says words to the beasts, I ran away then but I think they were embarrassed. Why do cunts keep these hell pig dogs and then act all coy when they attack NEETs just going to the shops? The owners dont give a fuck about me just afraid of the cops when they get reported. Those dogs need to be beaten regularly and I cant see those bad home types doing that, much less putting up a fence.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.967734 del
>>967733
Contact the council about them NEET. You will not feel good if they kill someone’s child and you did nothing to get them removed from the streets.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.967735 del


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.967736 del
>>967698
it's cleaner than my bathroom's been in the past 9 years


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.967737 del
>>967734
I will just avoid going past that place again. Someone else will report them when their precious pooch gets mauled.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.967738 del
>>967737
That's what I would do.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.967739 del


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.967740 del
>>967739
That's the type of woman who gets into pidge fondling. Give her time.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.967741 del
>>967699
He got attacked by two stiffies.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.967742 del
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Did the onions and mushrooms on the bbq in trays for tomorrow. still got the champagne corks for dinner whatever that will be. Maybe potatoes.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 06:55 [Preview] No.967743 del
mucked up the schnitzels :(


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 06:55 [Preview] No.967744 del
Jump scare.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.967745 del
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In a weird mood. Downloading Leonardo De Caprio in One Battle After Another. Fuck it, how bad right?


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.967746 del


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.967747 del
>>967746
They were still edible, just a bit soggy on the bottom side. Probably because I placed them on paper towels instead of a wire rack.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.967748 del
>>967742
Plenty of mushies.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.967749 del
>>967745
It's alright but it has woke shit in it. Di caprio is a cuck for a black woman


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 07:16 [Preview] No.967750 del
Decided cleaning my kitchen bin is just going to be too much trouble and too dangerous. Will buy a new one.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.967775 del
Possum told me they wanted me for the lord of the rings movies as aragorn but they couldn't find me once


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 08:05 [Preview] No.967776 del
>>967775
*harry potter
*aragog


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.967777 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PUTFLoobJkk [Embed]


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.967778 del
>>967776
👆💯


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.967779 del
>>967777
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.967780 del
How's New Year's Eve going fellas?


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.967781 del
>>967780
alright so far, thanks


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.967782 del
>>967777
Thanks Wizzy. I liek watching the cars dance and spin


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.967783 del
quads and everrybody gets a gf in 2026


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.967784 del
>>967701
I know the first two, but can't recognize the rest.

>>967742
That looks fine. Missing some potat from below.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.967785 del
>>967661
>piss bottle
It's called a duck here. Srs.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.967786 del
>>967783
Oh well there's always 2027


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.967787 del
>>967784
>but can't recognize the rest.
me either
i'm sure i'll find them on youtube and from there can get a proper mp3 album on piratebay or the like


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.967788 del
>>967786
we're going to need a bigger daisy ridley sign picture


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.967789 del
>>967624
I have good xp with chinks on ebay. Have not gotten my stuff (probably some glue handed fuck stole it during shipping) I wrote them I didn't got it, they sent another.
Probably depends a lot on the seller itself.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.967790 del
>>967787
If you find it on yt, dl-em with yt-dlp, then extract the audio with ffmpeg.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.967791 del
Here's the Rock n Roll Girls. I hope it's the one. And I hope the quality is okay.
The other is too generic. I get a bunch of videos about Christmas in New York.
You should involve your motherbat to find it.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.967792 del
>>967791
Thanks for that. I'll ask her about this one and the other later.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.967793 del
>>967791
and yeah, she's a Fogerty/Credence Clearwater fan, so that's correct.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.967800 del
>>967792
>>967793
Good. Lemme know if I can help.

>>967797
Considering how much shit is going on in the world and how much obstacles are put in front of us by bigger wankers, the spammer here is a mild annoyance.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.967802 del
>>967800
>Considering how much shit is going on in the world
I hope that NEET read this post. There are many bags of poo ready for bin day for some NEETs.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.967803 del
>>967742
Good work NEET. those pixxas are gonna be good.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.967804 del
>>967803
I was hoping for a cheeky beef wellington


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.967805 del
>>967804
Why not both?


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.967807 del
>>967806
Hopefully he has a good feed.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.967808 del
Inspirational.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.967810 del
>>967809
You can feel the culture!


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.967811 del
Have to mute the ABC before the 9 PM fireworks start. It's too overwhelming.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.967812 del
>>967811
What are they doing?


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.967813 del
>>967812
Speaking. There was a video playing before. I don't like it. I want to see the booms of colour.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.967814 del
Got a bag of frozen broad beans in the mike lando. New years eve supper.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.967815 del
>>967813
Fireworks have no interest for me. If our cities get bombed for real I will watch.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.967816 del
Fireworks are great, they bring people together in the park at night and distract them with bright colours and loud noises. They never hear you coming.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.967817 del


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.967818 del
Hopefully I can sleep through it all.
Good night. x


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.967819 del
>>967818
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.967820 del
>>967818
Night fella, and a peaceful New Year.
Those pidges have a hole on their ceiling. Look out for cats.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.967821 del
>>967818
see you next year lol


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.967822 del
>>967818
Thank you for another year of company Pidge. You are a good NEET. One of the best.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.967823 del
Motherbat has gone to bed.
I will probably go couchbed shortly.
The illegal fireworks going off randomly (except for the actual stroke of midnight) will no doubt keep waking me.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.967824 del
>>967823
There is a big illegal fireworks problem in the northern Suburbs. I don't even know where they come from. I had never seen one before.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.967825 del
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The Lordiest Nuro is home after a goon cruise. Had no big plans tonight as its pretty quiet here on the coast. There are meant to be some fireworks at 8pm but guess what ? Its stormy and rainy as fuck now. Laying back glad i stayed in. Hitting the hard stuff now direct into my veins.

45rpm picture discs


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.967826 del
>>967823
>>967824
I think they illegalized it here too. They are categorized into tiers and whatever.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.967827 del
>>967825
The sound sounds good.
Don't do drugs.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.967828 del
>>967825
Hi Nuro. The party is always wherever you are.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.967829 del
>>967828
The party is usually in my pants.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.967830 del
>>967825
I am just waiting for the fireworks here, hopefully it wont happen as I dont like loud noise.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.967831 del
>>967826
a couple of years ago, the house behind mine got hold of some commercial grade fireworks and my house was shaking
it was like being in the middle of Fallujah circa 2004


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.967832 del
>>967831
They burn tyres here occasionally


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.967833 del
>>967831
I know little about fireworks. Although used some in the past.
Around here people use a specific type to make loud bangs, but that doesn't do sparkly lights in the sky. Just smoke. It's two families every year.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.967834 del
>>967833
these were the mortar type like they use in professional displays
almighty boom directly over the house and then the heavy metals used to make the colours raining down


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.967836 del
Sitting in my underwear, drinking cold mineral water, eating coconut ice cream.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.967837 del
Nuro's pretty based aye.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.967838 del
Came all over my cock after getting skull fucked. She liked 69 with me on top. Bit weird.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.967839 del
Very quiet around here tonight, wonder if all the rowdy extroverts have gone off to whereever normies go on new year's eve.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.967840 del
fuck, fireworks going off


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.967841 del
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How's gf2025 looking neets? There's still time.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.967842 del
>>967841
Not good. It has been a terrible year in general.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.967843 del
>>967838
Well done NEET.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.967844 del
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Going to bed.
earplugs in so the neighbours or fireworks dont wake me.
Good NIght NEETs


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.967845 del
>>967844
Night fella.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.967846 del
So long as you NEETs are willing to accept yourselves and accept everything that happens to you, then next year will be a good year for you. It is the futile struggle against acceptance that causes the negative feelings.

Year of acceptance 2026. I'm excited.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.967847 del
>>967844
Good night NEET.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.967848 del
>>967846
I find your fatalism worrying neet. Have you been reading pajeet vedas? Budhhism? Such things do become a white man. No, 2026 is going to be better than 2025, even if it's not perfect.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.967849 del
>>967848
Might try to read some of that shit next year but for now. sleeping.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.967850 del
goodnight neets and happy new year


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.967851 del
>>967848
My thoughts have sort of an eastern flavour to them. I admit it.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.967852 del
>>967850
Good night NEET. Happy New Year to you too. Shalom.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.967853 del
>>967825
Based.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.967854 del
>>967851
Might become the great sage, equal of heaven.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.967855 del
>tfw you didn't get invited to nuro's nye party in the disabled dunny
Why even live?


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.967856 del
>>967855
To be
>tfw impressed


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.967857 del
>>967854
Set yourself more realistic goals NEET. Accept your limitations.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.967858 del
I'm at the disabled dunny new years rave. Huffing lavender air freshener and whirling the bath mat around my head.

Half-flushing my way into the new year. Based.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.967859 del
Ah Australia is passing through midnight.
Happy New Year, fellas!


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.967860 del
Garn back to sleep. Locals woke me up with fireworks. ABC had actually improved TV broadcast of the fireworks. You could hear them go boom and no audio singing of POZZ dubbed over it. First time in years. Refreshing. I had to immediately mute when it went back to the hosts.

Happy Year of Acceptance NEETs.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.967861 del
>>967859
Lovely. Thank you Shibs.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.967862 del
>>967860
Good night again NEET.

>Happy Year of Acceptance
Thank you NEET. We will make them accept. End their struggle.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.967863 del
>>967858
any hot downie goth girls there?


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.967864 del
>>967863
I think that's just Nuro!


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.967865 del
Its next year.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.967866 del
I bet pidge said goodnight early so get could sneak out to a pidgeon only party


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.967867 del
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NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 18:21 [Preview] No.967868 del
harrumph


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 18:38 [Preview] No.967869 del
>>967859
Happy New Year, Big Fella.
It's still only 7.30pm there?


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 18:53 [Preview] No.967870 del
>>967866
Only Pidge party?


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 18:54 [Preview] No.967871 del


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 19:07 [Preview] No.967872 del
>>967871
yeah
better now I've had a cup of tea
going for a waddle to survey the damage shortly
in addition to the explosions, there was at least one car out the front who did a burnout until the tyres exploded and then proceeded to do laps on the rims


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 19:09 [Preview] No.967873 del
>>967872
You are taking the Year of Acceptance well. Take some pictures of the car if you want that sounds funny.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 20:07 [Preview] No.967874 del
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Goon Morning Fellarinos

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 20:19 [Preview] No.967875 del


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.967876 del
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Back from the waddle.
Found where the tyre blew, but no car to be seen.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.967877 del
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Interrupted some cats having a meeting.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.967878 del
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Saw this. Also had to explain to Motherbat what "Puff and play" when she saw it written on another power box.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 20:39 [Preview] No.967879 del
>>967876
I feel richer from all the culture.

>>967877
I wonder if Judi was nearby.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 20:41 [Preview] No.967880 del
>>967878
I hope he notes that number down.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 20:43 [Preview] No.967881 del
>>967878
seriously who the fuck does that shit ?


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 20:43 [Preview] No.967882 del
We also had to stop while she patted a huskie named Luna and talked to the young fella walking her.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 20:51 [Preview] No.967883 del
First poo of 2026 has commenced.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 20:52 [Preview] No.967884 del


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 21:02 [Preview] No.967885 del
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NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 23:19 [Preview] No.967886 del
>>967885
The show continues on!


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 23:42 [Preview] No.967888 del
Happy NEw YEar NEETs.
Peanut butter and jam on my bread.
Someone sent me a picutre of a flower from their bush walk on my phone and I dont know the number.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 23:45 [Preview] No.967889 del
>>967888
Reply back with a flower.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 23:49 [Preview] No.967890 del
>>967889
Reply with a blooming rosebud.


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 23:49 [Preview] No.967891 del
Monk ! No !


NEET 12/31/2025 (Wed) 23:53 [Preview] No.967893 del


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 00:00 [Preview] No.967894 del
>>967892
Cruisey has been very quiet lately...


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 00:07 [Preview] No.967895 del
>>967892
I remember the look on Julia Gillards face when she started that whole unholy grift. Mongbux will put us all into hyper inflation.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 00:17 [Preview] No.967896 del
>>967876
>>967877
>>967878
Thank you. I always put that I am down for party and play. And YES I accept gifts.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 00:18 [Preview] No.967897 del
>>967895
>Julia Gillards face
Was like a fritz sandwich that had been in the lunchbox since last week.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 00:21 [Preview] No.967898 del


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 00:21 [Preview] No.967899 del
Good morning NEETs. Happy New Year.

Happy Year of Acceptance. It is time to end the struggle. To recover our dignity and to accept who and what we are. There will be no changing us. And that's okay.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 00:21 [Preview] No.967900 del
>>967896
>And YES I accept gifts.
Hot!


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 00:21 [Preview] No.967901 del
>>967877
I know that black cat, he is the biggest drunkard and drug addict this side of Port Augusta. No doubt this is a narcotics deal.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.967902 del
>>967900
I am not going to lie NEET, but you would need to give me a pretty big gift.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 00:30 [Preview] No.967917 del
>>967902
Oh it will be BIG!


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 00:37 [Preview] No.967918 del
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The second fiberglass wall under the front seat went in very snug. I left the edges unimpregnated and started to glass them in just to hold it until I can glass the rest. I was thinking that if I glass the edges it will sag out of place so I just tacked it but probably could have done the whole thing. I also put more tabs around the front bulkhead and tried to make the thing flat becasuse it went in with two pieces and they got a bit bowed in. It doesnt matter much, the plastic screw hatch can get put in with silicone which will fill in the gaps. gonna keep laying up the bulkhead im working on now, the boat is actually sitting on its nose so that the panel is upright like i am cooking on a frying pan instead of putting resin on a vertical surface. Thinking about how to do the back part. might need to go down the shops and get an ice cream tub to make the shape. A Neapolitain ice cream tub I think. Pixxa making day now tho.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 00:51 [Preview] No.967919 del
>>967918
How long until it will be ready?

I am looking forward to my boat trip.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 01:00 [Preview] No.967920 del
>>967918
NEET that is a good project for you to work on but I don't hide from the fact that I am concerned about whether this thing is going to float or not.
Keep us posted please.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 01:12 [Preview] No.967921 del
>>967919
probably towards the end of summer, i have to put more cloth on the bottom, do the sides where the two halves got joined and paint it camo, then I have to put paddle clips in and some other shit. It will be pretty nice when I stash it down the lake tho. Might get to use it a lot because its like a bicycle to a city NEET.

>>967920
I should put a sink hole in the bottom and pocket the bung when I leave it in the bush. that way no one can use it without the bung. lOOOL


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No.967922 del
Poor Nick 😔


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 01:30 [Preview] No.967923 del
>>967922
Poor fella.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 01:30 [Preview] No.967924 del
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NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.967925 del
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First day of being an alpha male


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.967926 del
>>967922
He is one of those executives whose own fat turns against them and tries to cut off their breathing.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 01:41 [Preview] No.967927 del
>>967925
If you believe you are an alpha male then you are one. Absolutely based. Pop your collar king.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.967928 del
>>967878
>"Puff and play"
explain it to the more innocent neets please


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.967929 del
>>967928
You put it on your escort or hook-up app profile to indicate you are down for smoking meth (puff) and then fucking all night (play).
Usually the other person has to provide the meth for you.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 01:50 [Preview] No.967930 del
>>967894
He is a Bourgeois villian, stealing the economic value and resources from the only unit in society that actually produces value: The Mongs themselves.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.967931 del
>>967929
Where do I get some of this meth?
Asking for a friend.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.967932 del
>>967931
Ask someone offering puff and play.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 02:01 [Preview] No.967933 del
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NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 02:03 [Preview] No.967934 del
>>967922
He's not going to make it.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.967935 del
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>>967929
Sounds hot


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 02:21 [Preview] No.967936 del
>>967934
he just needs some meth, a few weeks puffing and playing with a whore all night and he'll look like steve reeves


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.967937 del
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dough went crazy in the sun. almost forgot the jalapenos. prolly gonna wish I had tho, either when i eat the pizzas or when im on the toilet the next day.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.967938 del
>>967935
the grim face of chemsex


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 02:54 [Preview] No.967939 del
>>967937
It expanded nicely.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 02:58 [Preview] No.967940 del
>>967937
Big dough. Lovely flowers.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 03:17 [Preview] No.967941 del
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FInally doing it


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 03:31 [Preview] No.967942 del
>>967937
Lovely.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.967943 del


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.967944 del
>>967941
Based.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 03:38 [Preview] No.967945 del
>>967941
Are you replacing the speakers?


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 03:39 [Preview] No.967946 del
>>967941
The meth Drives and Urges where the nescafe merely interests and suggests tool time.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No.967947 del
>>967941
make sure to buy new plastic clips lad, putting the auld ones back in might result in squeaks and rattles


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.967948 del
>>967941
You should have waited for me to get there. I would have suggested we go down to Autozone and get some sound deadener peel and stick.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.967949 del
Eating pork because fuck jews and muslims


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 03:47 [Preview] No.967950 del
>>967941
Good luck NEET.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.967951 del
>>967949
You should cut out the middleman and just eat the jews and muslims.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.967952 del
>>967949
nice
>>967951
kek. +1


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.967953 del
>>967947
He should have some Belzona on hand for such emergencies.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 04:22 [Preview] No.967955 del
Might give shin megami tensei a try. Been a long time since I played an rpg.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 04:25 [Preview] No.967956 del
>>967955
I hope you enjoy it NEET.

>The general story of these games is a survival in a post-apocalyptic world with conflict between the forces of Law against the forces of Chaos.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 04:29 [Preview] No.967957 del
>>967953
👆💯


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.967958 del
I still think we should make a secret imageboard and include everyone except the mentally ill spammer


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 04:34 [Preview] No.967959 del
>>967958
go ahead


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NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.968014 del
>>967967
Based.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.968017 del
>>967964
Maybe they can get to 444,948 this year.


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NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.968020 del
The Aldi brand "vintage cheese" was awful. Dry and tasteless. You are better off with the generic black and gold tasty block. More flavour.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.968021 del
>>967955
The older games you'll have a harder time recruiting demons. Do you have a 3DS?
>>968020
I don't buy black & gold simply out of embarrassment.

Downloaded a repack and installed, took about 40 minutes. Doesn't want to launch through lutris or wine.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.968022 del
>>968020
I usually stick to bega or mersey valley.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.968024 del
This moofie is pretty good actually.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.968025 del
>>968020
This is a Cracker Barrel board.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.968027 del
>>968025
Mersey Valley laughs in your general direction.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.968029 del
>>968024
haven't watched a dicaprio fillum since shutter island which i would've liked if it weren't for the hall of costs shite


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.968031 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.968032 del
>>968031
THERE IS NO CHOPPER


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.968033 del
>>968021

>>968022
>>968025
Some of us need to be more price conscious with our cheese selections.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.968034 del
>>968032
Food for thought. A highly philosophical proposition.
In the end, perhaps one should say that we are each our own chopper, and the pilot too.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.968035 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.968036 del
HAPPY NEW YEAR


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.968037 del
>>968034
I would be a diving bell.


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