What does it all mean?

Christian Calendar Holiday
Best Holiday

This is a much better thread.

Good thread. Unlike that other one.

>>965737
Nobody wants to post in your smelly low effort thread.

>>965739
he also made 29 posts to finish the previous thread
shamefur behavor

>>965755
Well done. Enjoy.

>>965755
based

>>965755
Based.

>>965736
Hmmm...This doesnt surprise me given the absolute state of the church these days but It does seem a little Blasphemous.

Potatoes are in the oven after I parboiled them for ten minutes. Doing baked potatoes rather than diced like the energy poor subhumans might do.

Bought some magnesium for my legs and some Iron. Maybe they will help with my nerves and energy.

>>965780
Take small doses of the iron it can mess with your sleep if you take too much.

HOE
HOE
HOE

>>965780
I got some Magnesium when my palpitations were really bad I take 150mg day, it seems to have helped, but my holter monitor report still showed a few weird beats so don't really know if the magnesium helped or not.

>>965783
That you Fifo?

Why does it behave like this every single year NEETs? It’s how it’s copes with its abject failure in society and crippling isolation and mental illness isn’t it ? Hard to feel sorry for it when is literally shitting on its mattress…

>>965800
I was reading an article about treatment resistance schizophrenia recently. It's a complex case.

God I miss the duck board.

>>965803
RIP.

>>965803
I'm sure they can make another one easily enough, then you other neets can move back.

>>965807
Will you spam yourself then?

>>965808
KEK you're like the hungarian mong, you see the spammer in every post.

>>965755
Hi Nuro. Very impressive bonus. You worked hard for it.

It is so desperate for people to talk about its retarded little show
Lol

>>965777
>parboiled
I have never parboiled anything, but it seems to be the recommended method for roast potatoes. Well done.

>>965811
Then you realise you talking about it so much is not the right way to respond.

>>965814
Cruisey I wanna go with the NEETs to etiquette school

>>965800
If this board didnt have any quality then the troll wouldn't be here. Just be satisfied that its life is already hell by normal standards. Its punishing itself and all we need to do is let it rot.

>>965816
Well said.

>>965796
No.

>>965813
They turned out splendidly, putting them into the boiling water, biggest to smallest over ten minutes then into the BBQ oven in a tray. I needed to put them up on thick cut onions so they didnt burn but the seasoning got nuked because i put it in the oil. The heat from the bottom is a problem. I need some heat source from the top too but alas this is nearly impossible with that method. I should have rubbed them in oil and the seasoning then put them on the onions. Dunno what to do about that when i run out of onions in the coming Christmapocalpyse when the shops are shut for half a day. Maybe I can put a layer of raw potatoes and oil in the tray and then the whole parboiled spuds on top and turn them a bit while they cook. They had a nice leathery jacket and were hot inside. They were also super fresh and came from a roadside stall sold by a dirty looking couple, probably dug them out by hand. That helped a lot. hopefully they are less starchy than old spuds. Gotta eat that whole box right away tho. Ten kilos is a lot of potato chompin action in my future.

>>965820
Nothing better than new potatoes. You are doing well NEET.

>>965820
>Ten kilos
Thats a lot of spuds, I remember when I was young we used to get one of those big bags full of spuds, I think we must have just eaten spuds and old boiler chooks which we got cheap.

>>965822
>big bags full of spuds
Hessian sacks?

>>965823
yeah that was them, no idea how many kilos they were.

>>965755
I tried to call you just now because I need a lift to your place so I can stay for a while but your phone is just going to message bank. Can you pick up please? I'm really hungry and could totally go for a couple of El Nuro's and some of that champas you always have.

>>965825
Just hitchhike NEET.
If a saw you at the side of the road holding a sign saying "Nuro's" I would pull over toot sweet.
Extra fast if you were wearing one of Cruisey's little Piping Hot tops.

There is a skeletal crackhead outside my house banging sticks together and playing with rubbish. He is wearing black latex gloves. His pants are falling down.

>>965755
>BONUS SITUATION
Didn't work out well for the nigger in Alien, hope it goes better for you.

I think one of the NEETs might be controlling these ants in my kitchen.
Not sure which one.
Looking for clues. Monaro a suspect.

>>965826
>Extra fast if you were wearing one of Cruisey's little Piping Hot tops.
Hot!

>>965827
Sorry.

>>965831
You would cum in your pants even before he flopped into the passenger seat.

>>965830
>Looking for clues. Monaro a suspect.
I doubt he would turn up.

Flounced into the passenger seat with that smile on his face.

>>965833
iktf

Just want to see the aesthetic member.

>>965827
A Friendly NEET would add some accompaniment to this fellow's percussion.

>>965838
I should have done some rhythmic dog barking and howling.

>>965833
There is no shame anymore.

>>965837
>aesthetic member.
Hot!

>>965840
Did a whoopsy in my pants.

>>965842
That's what he claims. Evidence not yet supplied.

stfu retards

>>965845
I wish ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>965844
it's just one of those long skinny baloons.

>>965845
We're thriving.

>>965844
👆💯

>>965847
I want to tie it into a giraffe.

>>965848
👆💯

I'm on the Woolies rustic white baguette. Pretty good.

Might go out on the bike down the shops looking for jamsetta.

>>965853
>jamsetta
Post her on simpcity.

>>965853
Are you making jam?

>>965854
kek

>>965845
Why do you have two SIMs/eSIMs in your phone?

>>965850
kek

>>965827
Actually saw this guy walking down the street a few minutes ago, we must live close by.

>>965843
Neets, it's time some of you were housebroken. The average age here must be nearly 40.

>>965860
>some of you were housebroken
Hot!

The harder he bopped me on the nose with the rolled-up newspaper and the more times he called me a bad boy the more inflamed my passion became.

>>965859
There's a skeletal crackhead in my suburb that rides his bike around yelling out HOWSIT GOIN really loudly.

>>965862
This is love 😊

bought some caramel and peanut slice, has absolutely food coma'd me, stay away from that shit neets

>>965865
But how does it taste?

>>965866
Boring. I thought it would be like peanut fudge or brittle, but it's not as tasty.

>>965863
Do you answer him?

>>965867
You should have stuck to trifle.

Meth does seem to be good for weight loss. They need to make those 1970s diet pills legal again.

>>965869
Language!

Coles and Woolies are open until midnight tonight.
I don't need much but am considering popping in just for the novelty.
A bit worried about being carjacked by African gangs in the car park though.

>>965871
Find >>965863
>skeletal crackhead
That will help.

>>965873
Get Cruisey to drive you.

>>965868
No he rides quite fast and I only spotted who it was yelling it the other day.

Is this Cruisey?

Ground some coffee beans for breakkayie tomorrow.

>>965877
That's Cruisey's dad.

>>965877
It may be Cruiseys crackhead brother.

>>965878
The house will smell wonderful. Bring me in my breakkie on a tray please, with the morning memes printed out and laminated.

>>965870
I gambled and I lost.

It is hard to find ripe fruit at the supermarket in this country. The farmers should be ashamed of themselves for even picking it and selling it in that state.
Had to squeeze about fifty mangoes to find a ripe one. Even the ones that were dark red and looked ripe were hard as rocks.
And they don't ripen at home. They go straight from unripe to rotten.

Tiffin what is the best brand of flour to get for bread making?
Is the wallaby bakers flour any good? I always think of you when I see it.

>>965883
I tried the old trick of putting them in a paper bag to ripen quicker, still took almost 2 days but it didn't go rotten.

>>965884
Laucke. Anybody from BEST A will attest.

eat my shorts

>>965888
Are they crusty?

Don't forget to stock up tomorrow neets.

>>965689
I was thinking about that incident the other day. Saw a fatty with one in the middle bit.
>>965692
Weber would have yelled at her for staining the upholstery.

Why is the thread ending spammed?
Did the captcha twice in the old thread tring to post stuff.
Captcha is gay. Ruins the internet. Stops free easy posting.
Its too bothersome. Makes me just read and not rwply.

>>965890
fug that

>>965890
They're everywhere.

>>965891
Thanks Dan. You really do care.

>>965896
Thanks Pepe.

>>965892
You are spewing negativity NEET.

>>965896
Enjoy neet.

>>965883
It's all about finding the right arse.

Think I might have a Christmas eve debauch.

>>965884
Not him but any plain flour is good. I get the cheapest and its usually the localest. Bread mixes are fucked and full of sodium and other shit. I get my rye flour at the mill. Went down the shops for cheese, they were playing "silent Knight" on the store stereo but it was either in aramaic or hebrew, but i cant tell those two semetic languages apart though i suspect its programming. I'd be massively pissed off about the blasphemy if I didnt recognize the irony of the jews subverting thier own aincent psyop for good goy optics in the current affair. Bought the NZ cheexe for one third less. Its very good I will probably go and get more tomorrow if I get in early. Now you know I'm not tiffin as he is very fastidious about his cheese and often posts about going to the factory to buy the premium stuff at a discount and inspect the place for the presence of brown hands.

No old
>>965701
I have no food in the fridge. Theres meat in the freexer. I have bourbon and fizzy.
Probably should have shopped.

Good night.

>>965898
I dont think I can be fucked doing captcha anymore. I fuck it up like 2 times, every time, every post. Its fucking gay. Might just post on operate.
Fuccking error again.

>>965905
Just refresh it, then type it when you recognise all of it or else refresh and repeat.

>>965900
Very informative.

>>965901
Go for it NEET. You've earned it.

gm MONGs

I've been video gaymin Mount and Blade 2 lately.

>>965902
Thank you mysterious NEET

>Now you know I'm not tiffin
Hmmmm

>>965906
That's what I do, get caught by it auto capitalising the first letter otherwise.

>>965910
Who was that masked NEET?

>>965909
Morning.

I have finished A Little Hatred and The Trouble with Peace. I am starting The Wisdom of Crowds now.

I do not like them as much as the original trilogy. I feel he went too far with the humour and made it feel like a parody world rather than a real one.
He had the balance right in the original ones. Now it has slipped. Doesn't feel real any more. The new characters lack the weight of the original ones.

>>965910
>Hmmmm
He's gone neet.

>>965917
His spirit will rise from the grave and we will know he was right.

>>965915
Yeah, they don't have quite the same feel as the first lot but I still enjoyed them.

>>965920
He just doesn't understand your wit and charm.

>>965919
I didn't like how he just killed off my boy Jezal very casually. We barely saw him before that too.

I want to install cameras to catch the dogs who do all the public dumping of rubbish next to my house but even if I recorded them no-one would do anything and if I confronted them I'd just get stabbed.

They dump all their household rubbish bags out in the open. Just stinky trash everywhere all the time. Nappies, food, everything.

I don't know what is wrong with their bin. It must be more trouble to bring the rubbish here than to use it.

>>965922
I was glad he didn't do the thing where everyones kids are the same characters as their parents.

>>965924
I feel for you NEET, maybe you would be happier posting elsewhere in one of the many places you would be welcome.

>>965925
I dislike the Dogman's daughter.

>>965928
Not sure if you'll like The Devils, it is set in a different world but it is more of the dark humour vibe.

>>965929
I will give it a try when I am finished this one.

>>965927
Everything's okay, but that unpleasant hungarian mongrel is on his way to hell; he can't deal with free speech and always throws out regular posters. Anyway, I'm going to get my bags ready because that guy won, so enjoy having him as your chief wrongthink officer. Take it easy, neets.

I am in a very foul mood today. I am tempted to have a drink just for that reason but I don't want to spend the money.

I've been reading a 40k series that is a lot better than most, The Dark Coil series.
They are more scifi/horror and a lot of the stories are very Lovecraftish.

>>965931
He has always been like this. It was a massive taboo on 8chan for a global volunteer to moderate beyond the global rules (nothing illegal under US law) but that doesn't apply on endchan. The global mods can do whatever they like and you just get banned if you question it.

Possum banned me for questioning the supremacy of garlic bread over other foodstuffs once.

>>965935
Bullshit. If you had said that, you wouldn't be breathing.

>>965936
Oh he beat me to death after as well.

>>965937
Lucky, most of us have to pay for that service.

>>965803
Where the mallards fly, on the mountain high.

>>965830
He is the likely culprit.

>>965941
Lovely.

>>965845
Back from duck town
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dhNfddJRulQ [Embed]

>>965942
Create a new bored, make it somethink like "mong neets" I'll join and we can post mong things.

>>965935
You enjoyed it, you little hussy.

>>965884
Laucke bread mix. Flour is very different depending on brand, and even packaging imo.
The one in the sack is better than the sealed box.

>>965887
Heaps good.

>>965947
You always did prefer the sack to the box.

>>965949
Well bantered

>>965949
Well bantered.

>>965947
I don't want all the additives in the bread mix. I just want flour.

>>965952
You want unbleached. Homebrand one is, I think.

I think I will go do that late night shop.

>>965954
get me some kfc please

Watching a film called Crimewave and going to eat pies.
Goodnight NEETs.

Might sire a demon-god with my dark passions.

>>965954
I was cos lettuce, eggs, mayo, horseradish, prawns, fresh dill, lemons, 500g ham, cherries, zooper doopers, chicken skewers, bread, pizza rolls, blood orange yoghurt, pink lemonade nudie juice, turtle chips, maltesers, frozen flathead fillets, steak and pepper pies, corn jacks, kabana, kalamatas, rollmops, gherkins, sliced 12 month cheddar, premade coleslaw, strawberry milk and a box of boysenberry cornettos. Thanks.

And for all the "injustices"... he just never leaves...

>>965904
Night fella.
Foot-pidge.

>>965915
I concur, the original three were better. And the three standalone novels too.
My basic problem with the three new ones that I just don't like the era it set in. I had problems with the wild west themed standalone too.

I wank until there's nothing left.

As I wank through the valley of onlyfans
I take a look for my dick and realize there's nothin' left

>>965958
Sorry I'd already left.

>>965904
Good night Pidge. xx

>>965962
I still want it.

each night it gets harder and harder to fall asleep

In the old days you had to switch through the channels on tv to find something good to wank to, you had to be sure that you could finish before the commercials started or switch between channels for something else to wank to.
If you didn't have a remote then you had to wank on your knees next to the television and get eye strain.

>>965955
I drove right past.

>>965956
Good night NEET.

>>965964
Flathead fillets, cherries, steak. You are dreaming. You need to lower your expectations. Humble yourself.

>>965967
Switching between Sandra Sully on 10's late night news, Tiki Fullerton on ABC and some weird shit on SBS with hairy french women in the shower.

The late night shop was pretty good. Not too many customers but lots of staff restocking shelves and blocking aisles.

There was an ominously flickering light in the car park but no dangerous gangs of teenagers.

>>965967
Back in the day you had to work for a wank. The kids these days get it all for free.

>>965972
What is the trifle supply look like?

>>965974
Only the meme flavours left. One or two. Bordering on a trifle crisis.

this ham has string in the rind, is it ok to eat?

>>965976
The ham is okay to eat. The string is not.

>>965976
Don't listen to him NEET, the string is the best bit he just wants it for himself.
EAT THE STRING

>>965973
I had to use my imagination growing up, kids these days don't even have an imagination anymore and wouldn't know what to do if they were cut off from their convenient wanks.

>>965979
It is why they suffer from Erectile Dysfunction.

ho ho ho
mery chsitmas

>>965961
kek

>>965981
Merry Cringemass NEET.

about to go on a walk
have poo knocking at back door, so could get interesting

>>965931
This post is about the behaviour of others. It doesn't reflect on your behaviour. Food for thought.

>>965984
I hope it doesn't knock too loudly.

Hey, fellas!
On 26th we're gonna have our usual stream for Crissy. It'll go on all day.
Gonna start at 6pm AEDT with:
1. All in the Family S04E15 - Edit's Christmas Story
2. Gintama Xmas Episode
3. A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa
4. Warumpi Band - Black Fella, White Fella
5. Mad Max - Tiffo request so better he'd be there
I timed it so the movie starts at 7pm AEDT.

After that... we'll see. Here's the full list: >>>/operate/29660
Pick something to watch after Mad Max. I know you won't, tho it would be nice. I'll pick no worries.

>>965989
Thanks.

>>965987
Final leg home was almost at a trot. Shidding biggly with the door open now.

mmorning bros

Goon Morning NEETies

Up early, Lord Nuro would have liked to sleep in some more. Finished werk werk but still got a few errands to run to today and lose ends to tie up. Cops farking everywhere. And called it.... Shite weather this chrissy, pure yuck.

>Cigarette Advent Callender
What a cracker of an idea !

WANT

made a bacon and egg and cheese muffin for breakfast
waiting for her to get out of the way so I can make some chemex coffee

Garn get some trifle for chrissy tomorrow, you neets want any?

>>965993
Based.

Good morning NEETs
Got the fabled 8 hours sleep last night and I feel quite good which is nice.

>>965996
Pick up one more for Boxing Day. Pick up two more for me please. Any will do for me.

>>965996
Get me a candy cane please.

>>965989
Sounds good.

[Intro]
Ah, ah-ah
Ooh-woah
Oh-oh

[Chorus]
Last Christmas, I showed you my gape
But the very next day, you called me a gay
This year, to save me from tears
I'll show it to someone special
Last Christmas, I showed you my gape
But the very next day, you called me a gay (You called me a gay)
This year, to save me from tears
I'll show it to someone special (Special)

chemex and oj have been consoomed

>>966005
Well consumed.

Good Morning NEETs.
Sometimes I hear some original tunes just before I wake up. That always means that I wont get to sleep in.
Got up on time and its a cold windy and sunny day. Just the way I like it.
Might have porridge for brekky.

[Post-Chorus]
Oh
Oh, my baby
Ooh

[Verse 2]
A crowded room, NEETs with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you and your bowl of trifle

someone else will have to finish this and then record a vocaroo and then somebody can set it to video and shibs can play it for all the wog posters at the endcorner xmas spectacular

I want a new board.

>>966003
kek

>>965933
The comics were well scripted but poorly executed.

Smiling at Gary Eats. He's a dork.

>>966005
>chemex
its not fair on the environment to make coffee in such a wasteful way. Those pod machines are far, far worse tho. Not only do you have those pods to go into landfill but the machines themselves get replaced every other year. Best is to get a packet of ground coffee and make it in a percolator. I noticed mine has been in use for thirty years already.

>>966027
>environment
That's a sales pitch, dont fall for it.

>>966006
i'll bring over kobra khan and they will go on a mission together

>>965989
>charlie brown kwanza
This might be funny to normies but to us racists it will grate on our nerves.

>>966025
I didn't know there was comics, I've been reading the books.

>>966030
Its been on the endchan christmas movie thing as long as we've been here

>>965993
Hi Nuro.
I hope santa brings you some sleep ins this christmas. As for the advent calendar not this year and certainly not next year when they go back up to normal price of $3 each.

>>966031
I got one somewhere ages ago, it looked like indy quality but i read it a couple of times.

>>966034
I'll keep an eye out for them, cheers NEET.

Which kfc place do you think would be better neets, busy highway kfc or quieter mid sized road kfc?

>>966045
quiet one for sure

>>965995
Sounds very nice.

Washed the 'vette.
Went to the bottle shop one last time.

>>966006
Good work NEET. They look great.

>>966017
A national treasure.

>>966045
The busy ones turn the chicken over faster so it spends less time sitting there in the warmers. But the chaotic environment can cause the quality to suffer.
It is all a lottery.

>>966048
How busy was it at the bottle-o?

Is this AI?
> This undated, redacted photo released by Democrats on the House Oversight Committee shows Jeffery Epstein and Woody Allen. House Oversight Committee via AP
https://www.euronews.com/2025/12/23/epstein-emails-reveal-2001-request-for-inappropriate-friends-at-balmoral

>>966049
>How busy was it at the bottle-o?
I was the only one there. I imagine Dan's is flat-out at the moment.

>>966048
>one last time
Getting on the wagon after christmas?

>>966051
Dan has earned his customer's loyalty.

>>966053
You have Dan. Thanks Dan.

>>966052
He had better not. We are doing Year of Acceptance.

>>966050
For christmas we should watch that woody allen movie cruisey asked for where he plays a pedophile.

>>966052
No, I just meant once last time before the 27th.

I bought the grape fanta to try. It caught my eye.

>>966059
Enjoy.

is the last samurai a good movie?

>>966060
That is yet to be determined.

>>966061
The Tom Cruise one? imdb says 7.8/10 which would make it good. I haven't seen it.

>>966045
Make sure you go early to get christmas lunch on time, NEET.

made a hungarian roll with chicken nuggers, lettuce and mayo

How do you make a Hungarian roll?
push him over on a hill

>>966027
the grounds are good for the garden, and the paper filter would be easy to recycle???

>>966067
just toss the paper filter into the garden too, it's just celluose

Done my food and supplies shop, got to go out again in a bit to get drinks and treats for tomorrow.

>>966068
Thats bullshit. It wont break down just like ciggy butts dont break down. They are soaked in chemical shit that preserves them. You'd have to be retarded to think any paper chucked in the bin breaks down, it goes to landfill and stays there forever. Tell me you compost your coffee filters and I will call you a liar. You put coffee grounds in a pot and try and grow something in it, I bet you would fail. Its like that holo bullshit where the ashes of millions of jews were dumped in a field and now there is roses growing in it. Ashes like coffee grounds and filter paper are toxic waste. That shit starts and stops with (You), Anon.

>>966059
Is it any good?

>>966065
>roll with chicken nuggers
I am not sure I can endorse that. Tendies yes, but not sure about nuggers.

>>966066
kek

>>966067
Three question marks, watch out.

Mowed the lawn in the rain. Apparently the boomer wisdom how grass doesnt cut well when its wet is bogus. The old man went to the shop to get eggs and check out the other stupids panic stripping the supermarket shelves. CBF going out but I want something, dont know what but something.

>>966070
Stay safe out there NEET. Do not get lost in the crush.

>>966073
I will let you know.

>>966077
Stay home NEET. The want will pass. It is too crazy out there right now. It would just upset you.

Because the neighbours have full CCTV surveillance on my driveway and front yard, if I bump into them over the coming days I will not be able to lie to them and say I went somewhere tomorrow for Christmas.
I will just have to admit I stayed home alone all day. The shame of being caught lying about it would be worse than the alternative.

This is how we must live in the surveillance state. Can't even lie to the neighbours about anything any more.

I de-boned and cut up two pork loin chops. I have them marinating in garlic and ginger, awaiting the stir fry.

Maybe I could go out tomorrow at 11am for a three hour drive so I could pretend to them I went to lunch somewhere.

>>966071
we don't need this bum bum attitude at xmas

>>966084
He got the tone wrong but I think he was trying to be amusing. He was writing in character as someone else but he didn't make it clear enough.
We must be forgiving at this time of year.

I started a sourdough starter in a jar last night. I have to feed it each day and the Youtube video says it should be alive and active enough to use in about a week or so.

Going down the shops to get some metamucil, because I deserve it.

>>966087
You know it is contaminated. Adjust your diet.

>>966083
Tell them you don't celebrate Christmas because of the commercialisation.

>>966089
That would be worse.

>>966081
>Can't even lie to the neighbours about anything any more.
There is no stigma anymore.

>>966091
It was just home brand cranberry sauce. Dipped the sleeve.

>>966091
say ligma to stigma!

>>966090
Set their house on fire then they will have more important things to do than observe you.

>>966045
Busy one. All the good cooks will be on over christmas.

>>966049
> national treasure
I sent it to a herder, said it reminded me of Glenn.

Haircut ✅
Nails cut ✅

Can't wait until Jetstar Santa (✈️🎅) delivers my presents tonight. I think I am getting crystals as one present.

>>966097
Meth crystals?

>>966097
You look good NEET. Fresh cut.

>>966098
Nah crystals from the ground.

>>966099
💖

>>966100
Potatoes?

>>966098
Is there another kind?

Bad NEETs get coal from the ground for Christmas.

>>966102
I hope so 🤞

>>966104
Good ones get crystals?

>>966113
Hopefully.

>>966097
Looking Good, Cruisey!

Getting bumsteered by chatgpt again. It just never stops.

>>966083
A confident NEET would have a BBQ and celebrate with himself, possibly on his front lawn, to dunk on all the poor losers who have to spend Christmas with their families.

Can someone please rub my belly so I can fit in more trifle, I still have half the 14 servings to get through.

>>966117
A NEET with even more confidence would door knock everybody in the street under the pretense of wishing them a merry Christmas, and eating and drinking everything offered to him.

>>966117
neet boss power move, I bet nuro does this every day on his lunchbreak from being ceo of based bicycles

>>966116
The Steering journey.

>>966118
I'll be over soon.

>>966115
Surely this handsome silver haired male model can be none other than nuro.

>>966085
That Vituperative NEET is genuinely miffed by the wasteful manner of modern throw-away conveniences.

Went out to watch a moofie, came back inside to 15 txt messages (so far), I don't know that many people. Turns out my cousin sent her friends a christmas greeting and they used some sort of list to send it so everytime someone replies everyone gets it.I wont be replying. On the plus side I now have a plethora of christmas greetings.

>>966127
reply all with bum bum

>>966127
Did you go to the 3D version of Avatar or just the normal one? What was it like?

Might record a youtube longplay of me going through some classic 16 bit console rpg.

>>966129
Terrible movie. You are very rude to even suggest that neets of taste and discernment would have gone to watch it.

>>966131
How do you know its a poor quality film?

>>966132
Nuro told him.

>>966132
James Cameron hasn't made a good movie in three decades.

>>966133
I don't think even nuro could save the film industry of the 2020s.

All food coma'd out again. The secret of successful bingeing is never to go too far. I've lost the edge. I keep going over.

>>966130
would watch
might even click like and subscribe

>>966129
I only have the non 3d version, but I watched Constantine anyway.
>>966128
tempting

>>966136
Call it practice for tomorrows binge.

making a seafood marinara for dindins

>>966140
Nice.

>>966138
The Hellblazer movie?

>>966139
Tomorrow will be the big race between the big name big executives for the big prize. Tomorrow.

Just read that google will stop showing ads for whores on the 27th unless you sign in.

>>966144
Yeah that's the one.
I liked the dentist devil.

>>966145
It'll be a lot of pozz.

24 hours since I decided to switch into jolly mode, still haven't done anything but eat trifle.

There is nothing jolly about diabetes and trifle-related metabolic syndrome.

>>966149
The trifle will be the death of us all.

>>966149
Lies.

>>966149
I'll get on the wagon after christmas I mean it this time.

Before they could get the forklift in to remove Jolly NEET's corpse, they had to clear out three dozen empty trifle bowls, all licked clean.
A king size bed sheet was held up by firemen to shield the cameras and eyes of onlookers as the body was transferred to the trifle hoist and into the romovals truck for its final trip to the animal crematorium.

I was going to visit someone today but it is very hot and I don't like them that much so I have decided to stay home instead.

>>966157
That was sensible NEET.

>>966158
It is 36 degrees and I know he doesn't have aircon.

Saw a big accident on the roads today neets. Multiple ambulances, police, a big truck brought in to block off a lane, lots of traffic piled up. Always seems to happen at christmas.

>>966160
A NEET needs to be vigilant on the roads at this time of year. Never relax.

>>966161
Too many maniacs out trying to score some last minute trifle.

The prepacked 1kg carrots are totally hairless and feel slimy. Even when you wash them they still feel slimy.
I don't know what they do to them.

Not sure what to do about this search engine verification shit coming in on the 27th. I dont think having a private VPS is gonna cut it. Might have to lift my anonymity game somehow. Can I set my browser to never save search history?

>>966162
Literally had to go to 5 woolworths this morning to get a good flavour. The first 4 only had caramel biscuit flavour, which I've tried before and is a terrible meme flavour. Eventually at woolies 5 I found a berry trifle. I wanted to keep searching, find the holy grail of trifle flavours, the dulche de lechte, but I knew I couldn't risk it. So I had to settle for berry.

>>966165
You did well today NEET.

>>966166
Maybe the real trifle was driving around to 5 different woolworths.

trimmed my fingernails
had a wet shave
went with the Muhle sea buckthorn soap and a light splash of Imperial Leather aftershave

having a brandy and dry before I prepare the marinara

>>966165
You showed good dedication NEET. You follow the way of the trifle.

>>966167
Maybe the real trifle was the trifle we had along the way.

>>966167
Well bantered.

I'm having a glass of the grape fanta. It tastes just like sarsaparilla. It is okay. I won't get it again though.

Shit I forget to get rum to pour on it. Oh well.

>>966169
You shouldn't smoke marinara

might enter the sydney to hobart with Tiffo

>>966168
You smell irresistible NEET.

>>966176
Both of you could pay your respects at that place while whizzing by

>>966168
You will sleigh the ladies at the party tonight, Cruisey!!!

>>966180
He's thriving.

It is now 38 degrees
Very glad I didn't go out

>>966164
> Can I set my browser to never save search history?
Deleting search history or using incognito wont do anything. I think there is other search engines that are exempt like yandex

>>966183
Too warm 4 me

>>966164
>>966185
We urgently need Monk to architecture a solution.

Considering getting another HDD or NVME on boxing day sales but I already have 23TB's worth of storage..

Cruisey I wanna do something like this in January

I think you only have to verify with a search engine if you are logged into an account when you try to search.

>>966190
Yeah that's right but it will censor your results if you aren't logged in.

>>966188
All Raid 0?

Save or write down links/adresses to any dodgy sites you visit in the next few days NEETs.

>>966192
Nah just jbod.
>>966193
Or just use yandex. I think that's exempt right?

>>966193
We should all work to bookmark notable Tug review sites.

>>966190
What is this?

Some NEETs will probably disappear from this site when it no longer appears on Google. That's a real issue.

>>966195
More likely than not the review sites will compile lists of direct adresses.

>>966196
New anti privacy laws come into effect on the 27th.

This recipe worked out alright: https://www.recipetineats.com/seafood-spaghetti-marinara/

>>966200
Could Australia get any gayer. We might soon have to become vietnameets

>>966203
You did well. It was skilfully made.

The Aldi dishwashing liquid I am using smells like a cask of cheap goon.

>>966206
Have you tried drinking it yet?

Merry Christmas, fellas!
I hope it'll be a quiet one, with a good meal.
Except for this guy: >>966069

>>965990
Always the things that left untold are the most important. The wisdom behind the words.

>>965993
There are beer calendars and stuff.
Well, weather the weather.

>>966006
Coming together nicely. Your figurines came a long way.
It will be a full diorama?

>>966032
Because its fun.
And even on telly all the shows are the same on every Christmas.

>>966061
Historylegends has a review of it.
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=s0VVfQVmrbQ
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s0VVfQVmrbQ [Embed]

>>966066
We are the ones doing the pushing around here.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerard_of_Csan%C3%A1d#Martyrdom

>>966071
>Anon

>>966144
That's a fun one.

>>966190
On the Russia people can get vanned for searching banned stuff, like recently one dude looked up the Azov brigade.
I'm sure Anglos will copy this practice.
Oh well.

I have 4x 8TB external HDDs. They are all full and I feel like I need another one. There is nothing more I want to delete and plenty more to download.

>>966209
>full diorama
Hey Shibs, cheers, nah I've just been posing them on some of my game scenery for the pictures.