Tiffo we want you back please. You have been gone long enough. You have made your point. We miss you.

Cenno came in earlier than I expected. Cashed up. I'm downloading the Dan app now.

On teh piss listening to Creed out in the back yard

>>964607
>not having it on your phone's homescreen
NGMI

Goon Afternoon Fellas

What a week. What a year. Al that hard work is paying off.. Can I get a

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!

Can't believe I didn't start using sponsor block sooner.

>>964638
No you don't get a yeah. You still haven't answered my amplifier question

>>964639
You should have listened to nuro (when he bother to respond to one of his esteemed neet brethren)

>>964638
Based.

>>964645
Well done NEET.

>>964641
Humble yourself, be grateful when he lowers himself to interact with us.

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
is this fillum any good?

>>964646
5 mins work no sweat

>>964650
7.2/10 on imdb - might be okay.
(2023) - probably won't be okay.

Sorry NEET I haven't seen it.

>>964645
You are doing well NEET.

>>964652
it's on tele at 7.30
a view to a kill is on at 8.30 on another channel. that's the one with christopher walking and that big amazon nigger woman

headache
too much cleaning and no alcohol or caffeine

>>964655
Have a coffee liqueur.

>>964653
Ty

>>964656
I have to drive at 4am
cops will all be out doing their christmas grinch thing too

>>964640
Oh Shieet sorry been busy as fuck.

Ok a mate was in your same situation asked me the same question. I got him this and he absolutely loves it. It’s the same brand as my valve phono I run my system. I can vouch for the brand and my mate can vouch for that exact same product. It double Nuro approved. You can run your computer or phone through it with cables or Bluetooth. Just get it and make sure the option with power supply brick.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005679806256.html

>>964660
they spelled duck wrong

>>964661
Moderately well bantered.

none of you have tried the kfc trifle sundae yet

>>964631
Based.

>>964660
Based.

>>964665
> kfc trifle sundae
layers of chocolate mousse, bbq sauce, coleslaw and popcorn chicken

>>964668
Good for the arse.

just did a sneeze that sent massive pain across my chest and back and down my arms
seeing twinkling lights

>>964670
>seeing twinkling lights
As long as you don't see any twinks, you'll be fine.

>>964670
Goodbye.

>>964670
Google says it is probably muscular. Everything is fine.

I just want Cruisey to tuck me in after his shift.

>>964678
He will be way too tired. You should be tucking him in.

>>964679
I bet he hasn't even washed his face.

>>964679
Could he at least tell me about his tug in a dark room?

>>964681
He will re-enact it with you.

>>964682
😊

Weber.

>>964684
Hot!
He's lucky to have (You)!

>>964686
Showing us his scandalis knees

>>964684
Wide stance.

>>964688
He's got a lot to push out.

im gay

>>964689
kek

>>964690
There is no shame anymore

>>964690
Hello

>>964690
>>964692
The stigma is gone.

>>964684
cheap and nasty toilet paper

>>964695
Toilet paper is a meme, just use a plastic bag and fling it into the river

>>964695
My exact body type.

>>964684
imagine the .....

>>964685
>>964688
>>964695
>no buro airmatress jokes

good on you all we are maturing as a board t. nuro

got a nice chrissy party to go in the estate next door, bout to hop in the shower and put on a nice shirt, will br bring champagne and a few extra wine glasses

end cumnunicato

>>964664
That's kinda trifle
'cause that's a knife, ho
AK-47, Assault Rifle

>>964698
Based.

>>964699
Good rhymes.

Cruisey I wanna go there tomorrow

TIL that Christa McAuliffe, the teacher who died in the Challenger explosion, wasn't the first-choice person NASA wanted to put in that seat.
Their first choice was Big Bird.
https://www.nbcnews.com/science/weird-science/nasa-confirms-talks-fly-big-bird-doomed-shuttle-challenger-n353521

Good night.

>>964703
You'll have to make do with kfc neet.

>>964705
Night fella.

>>964638
Nuro do you have any suggestions for friendless neets who want to do something on christmas eve or new years eve

>>964705
Good night Pidge. xx

>>964708
Dab duck fat behind your ears and walk back and forth past Weber's place.

>>964711
Enjoy your night.

Got four heinys and some sweet chilli & sour cream red rocks. Will order some dominos a bit later.

>>964713
Grab me a garlic bred please.

>>964711
Have a good time Based One.

>>964714
is cheesy garlic bread okay?
I'll get a supreme on traditional base, you can have 2-3 slices.

>>964716
Get me the Hawaiian please. Extra mozz.

>>964717
ok but what base?

>>964718
Thick base. We used to call it pan.

>>964711
Bang da drums

Me out the back on the bongos.

>>964719
thick like your bussy cheeks

>>964722
Extra cottage cheese.

>>964711
No goth babes? I'd head out from that party.

I've heard gothdom has gone into decline since the 2000s

need to sleep, but not tired enough

Hope nuro meets a wonderful goth slampig.

Still on the wage. Ethnic wants to meet up afterwards. Insatiable.

>>964728
>Still on the wage.
Fuck. Gay.
>Ethnic wants to meet up afterwards. Insatiable.
Nice. get some ethnussy

>>964727
>>964727
>goth
>slampig
sorry bro not worth
- t not nuro

The dungeons and dragons film was a bit silly

>>964731
Is that the one where he goes supposedly crazy and magically casts fireball impossibly near the end?

>>964660
Thanks mate

Frozen spinach canneloni again.

>>964734
Looks fine. Nice glass tray.

Monk Cloudflare needs you!

>>964734
Wonderful.

>Monitoring - A fix has been implemented and we are monitoring the results
Well done Monk

>>964734
Looks like big effort. Good job

Drinking chicory. Rare it happens. I'm a tea-man meself. It's all right. A bit of sugar and lotsa milk. Probably would be better as milk coffee what I drink when I was a kid. Perhaps with skim too to add some body to it. It tastes quite dry and kinda sour, and leaves a squeaky feeling in the mouth.
Isn't bad, but have to figure out how to make it so it's actually enjoyable.

I spent all my money gorging on mcdonalds and I was still hungry so I started eating the left over food on the tables but it wasn't enough, I saw a lady eating a quarter pounder and I ripped it out of her hands and scoffed it down as quick as I could.
I stole her son's chips and moved onto a table with two chinese guys and got into a fight with them for their food, I managed to fight the two of them with one hand while I used the other hand to eat their nuggets. The manager came out and called the police so I quickly scooped up as much of the food that fell on the ground during the fighting and made a run for it.

AI is getting too good
>Jeffrey Epstein poses with filmmaker Woody Allen in this undated photo released Dec. 18 by the House Oversight Committee.
>House Oversight Committee via Jeffrey Epstein Estate
https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2025/12/18/more-epstein-photos-released-showing-bill-gates-woody-allen-and-more/

>>964741
Well done NEET.

morning bros

>>964741
Saved many from heart diseases there.

Slept well. The day ahead is going to be full of self control and self improvement.

I gave the amazon Fallout show a shot, but it has so many niggers and weird afro mystery meats, I just can't take it.

Might load up my phone's playlist with some 80s power ballads.

Drank last night and it was fun. Now i’m shit. I’m not very smart and I don’t learn.

>>964732
no
want to stick my dick in this tiefling druid though

thinking about possum's neeps

>>964752
tieflings are vile, dungeons and dragons should've stopped where it was with classes and races in the 90s

>>964755
>innocent
>jew
Nice joke

>>964650
Its good, surprisingly fun and old school white people cgi

>>964759
half the party were muds?

Chickpeas with tomatoes and spices and sardines for breakfast. The diet wagon is rolling, but it's gonna be a long journey. Strap in.

Shaking and sweating. Not feeling good.

>>964768
Make yourself aspirin neet.

>>964768
Splash some cold water on your face and have a rest.

>>964749
I didn't know the new season was out. I will give it a watch.

>>964769
>>964770
Need to eat. Havent for 2+ days, except some chips and a couple bites of a terrible burger last night. Just had a small choof, because yesterday was the first 24hr block, probably this year, where I didn't have a cone. Vomitted spicy bile. Hot green curry mucus. Burger and chips werent there. The hot flushes are kind of nice. Slow my breathing under the blanket, then feel all the goosebumps. ¿Are goosebumps and goosepimples the same thing? Then the sweats come on. I was probably detoxing, and now ruined it. Didnt have a mint for a few hours. Ruined that too. Tried to force a wank but couldnt get hard. Will try to eat soon.

>>964771
I kept falling asleep in the first season, until I gave up. The cowboy ghoul story was good.

>>964772
You need to eat something healthy. Something with vegetables.

>>964772
You need a solid feed and a quality tug.

>>964774
I'm thinking bread. No butter, I dont want oil.

>>964775
Need to get milked by an arrogant chinese gilf in platforms. Giving me snarky smiles when we make eye contact and huffing when I grab her arse. I want to know that she hates it when I fart and try to play it off jovially but she still refuses to even look at me. Ask if she's from Hunan, and she just says China.

>>964777 (checked)
A very specific fantasy.

>>964778
I want to smell prawn chips and hear a middle aged chinese man down the abusing a fob teen skank who got told she was doing hair and beauty, but then got here and has to be a whore. Temu humidifier mist at the door. Some lady in an apron eating.

>>964772
You don't have to be hard to wank

>>964777
Good luck Wizzy.

>>964771
I think I was watching the first one.

>>964780
You're a fucking animal. Imagine the noise.

>>964784
It just sounds like there is a bee trying to get out the window.

>>964787
Especially if you have that sign above you.

I want to get one of those thick blunt knives to spread butter on my bread. Like a belzona trowel but for butter.

dun wanna do anything today

>>964789
Treat yourself for Christmas and acquire one!

>>964789
Have you tried the butter knives that have holes in them to get small strands of butter? I have not.

>>964790
Finally you have set yourself an achievable goal.

>>964792
I have seen them. Maybe that is what I need.
My problem is I forget to leave the butter out of the fridge so when I go to spread it it is too hard and rips the bread.

Tiffin would know how to manage this issue. You can't leave the butter out all the time it is too hot.

>>964792
Thats peasant shit you are supposed to eat the whole block of butter.
They instill this austerity mindset into people but I remember the old days eating a tub of butter for lunch at school.

Hey NEETs, I am engaging in nefarious pursuits again.
It was not fun putting the tent up with a sore chest but I got there in the end.
Trying out the led lights this time.

>>964794
Put the butter between your bum cheeks for a bit to soften it up.
Sometimes the butter turns into nutella

>>964796
Good luck NEET. I am not sure it is wise to do in a rental house.

>>964798
It's not my house I've done a deal to use a room at a mates place.

>>964799
That is good news. Make sure there is no trail leading to you if he gets busted. No text messages.

>>964794
>Tiffin
He's gone neet, it's time to move on.

>>964801
On a day trip?

>>964795
This is the way.

>>964801
I will never move on. He is a good NEET. He will be back.

>>964797
Always a good precaution before neet meetings on thursday nights

The Sloppa Drive Through line at Dolands was extra long. Chips upon returning home were cool. McCrispy now has too much batter and less Chicken. Meow.

Dropped Sweaty at the kennel. Went to Bunnings. Old Moo wanted Subway for lonch. Drinking cider now.

>>964801
He died at Bondi getting his menorah polished.

>>964807
You should have kept on driving when you saw that line. Addiction has warped your judgement. The sloppa has corrupted you.

>>964723
yummy>>964807
> McCrispy now has too much batter and less Chicken
My exact thoughts, A HJS grilled chicken burger or a kf zinger is far superior.

>>964808
Give old Moo a pat for me please.

>>964811
> kf zinger
these are shite now unless you get the stacker

Slop connoisseurs here.

>>964813
I don't agree. when the bun is fresh, lots of mayo and a nice big zinger fillet its perfect.

>>964766
I ended up replacing the window locks on 5 windows Bill had rendered insecure, and cleaned the bathroom, laundry, toilet, and Moo's bedroom. Living and dining room still look like a bomb has gone off. I'll do them tomorrow when I get back.

>>964810
My arse needs it!

>>964811
I should try next.

>>964815
I got a zinger ones and the bastard put a chicken wing in the burger instead of a pattie

>>964830
lol niggered

>>964830
I hope you made a complaint. Don't let them get away with it.

>>964832
choking hazard too
better call saul

>>964830
That would've stumped me

I am watching Jacques Pépin cooking videos.
I like his personality, very comfy. His food doesn't appeal to me much but.

>>964835
He has the odd good dish or technique.
He turned 90 the other day

>>964836
>the odd good dish
I have heard the NEETs described that way.

>>964837
>the odds are good but the goods are odd
Professor Sally Rice to the UniSA girl computer science students during orientation week 1998, when mentioning dating

>>964838
>girl computer science students
How many were there?

>>964839
probably about 15 regulars that i noticed

>>964840
Did they go on to have successful IT careers?

>>964816
Good progress.

>>964841
haven't encountered one since

>>964838
Everyone dressed like this back then

>>964842
I got a scraper, a spray can of sugar soap, and an old fashioned scrubbing brush at Bunnings. I still need to scrub some dried stuff off the tiles in the toilet and laundry. Not sure what it is. Piss mixed with dirt or something.

>>964844
I can assure you nobody did.

>>964845
I've still got those barnacles I need scrubbed off my hull. Wear the hazard suit.

What an age we are living in.

>>964845
You should order a frame for your certificate. If she notices any stains, bring out the certificate to show her.

>>964848
lel get some pajeet in trouble printing some swazzies at officeworks
just need burner phone and one of those rechargeable post office debit cards

>>964845
I never even thought of scrubbing it off myself. I just squirt some domestos on there and rinse it off 10 minutes later. I must be so bad at cleaning.

>>964850
i literally clean the floors and toilet once a year
i don't even bother flushing when bill's visiting

>>964851
>i don't even bother flushing when bill's visiting
You are Water Wise.

>>964852
it is, but it also produces some mad staining

>>964848
Cruisey I want to order some of those 500g bags of chips and timtam packs from officeworks.

>>964851
I piss on the lawn and poo in a big black garbage bag, when the bag gets full I bury it in the backyard.

>>964854
And one of those 1kg bags of chocolate freckles.

>>964849
>rechargeable post office debit cards
They'll have you on CCTV buying it.

>>964855
I peed on the front lawn twice overnight and once again this morning because I'd cleaned the toilet. Like not even up against the front fence, but on the front porch where anybody in the street could see.

>>964855
The poo bag doesn't need to be buried you can just throw it over the fence into the neighbour's yard.

>>964857
That's where you give some lizbef bum $20 to purchase it for you.

>>964858
The smell of urine in front of the house must surely be worse than anything which would have been done using the toilet.

>>964858
You are marking your territory like the chad alpha neet you are. If anyone comes along and complains about it pee on them too.

>>964861
The hot weather enriches the smell

Wrote an app on my phone that scans for low energy bluetooth devices. Was walking around the park last night, surprised at how many I was picking up even though bluetooth only has a range of 10m. There must be electronic devices in the park for some reason.

>>964854
At Internode when reception was doing stationery orders they would stupidly just accept product codes instead of descriptions, so sometimes we would order gigantic bags of skittles and stuff.

>>964864
Most of the pidges are electronic. Robots.

>>964854
>>964856
Hopefully he comes soon.

>>964865
The hatches to the secret tunnel system are unlocked through bluetooth. That's a dangerous park and you shouldn't go back there.

>>964866
Cyberpidges, sent back in time by a rogue AI to terminate helen and stop her from becoming the leader of the neet resistance.

>>964869
can't even shotgun them now thanks to a bunch of imported smites unable to settle their differences

old moo has been summoned next door for their annual exchanging of xmas gifts

she'll probably get lost

>>964871
You should go with her.

>>964830
Well boned.

>>964873
in my jamies and in my cups

she brought back 18 eggs and about 2 litres of honey, along with the neighbour woman
had to check bookworm was tucked in before I stood up to let them in

>>964876
>check bookworm was tucked in
kek

>>964877
Imagine his head poking out.

>>964878
Two guests would arrive.

Decided every few days I'm going to drive somewhere I've never been before and go for a walk. Adventure neet.

>>964879
I would give it a little pat

>>964881
You totally should, NOOT. A drive to somewhere with a bakery and a waddle is always good.

>>964882
I heard it bites and also drools a bit.

>>964881
Sounds good.

>>964880
lol ffs

>>964882
Like this?

This tranny has more body hair than he has hair

>>964906
Just walk out and don't pay her.

>>964906
There is no shame anymore.

On the mint choc chip icecream

>>964910
Small serving for me please.

cooking two (2) dr oonga's pixxas for dinner

>>964913
Good toppings?

>>964913
Half of one was the appropriate serving size. Cut before cooking and place the unused half back in the freexer.

>>964914
dirty rotten ham and pineapple and a 'mozaella', which appears to be mozarrella, cherry tomatos, and pesto

>>964916
Yummo. You could add extra toppings to boost them up next time.

Cbf cooking. Time for burger and battered sav

>>964919
Get me a Mrs John Wayne please.

had a slice of baked cheesecake after those pixxas

>>964921
What's that?

>>964923
Its just like the John Wayne burger but with chicken instead of beef.

>>964881
Good decision.
Don't forget to bring water and shades with you in that heat.

>>964796
Is that the office sauna?

Found a really good youtube series on conplex PTSD and shame. It’s by Tim Fletcher

Is HP on tonight?

>>964928
Not really. I could throw in Blackadder Season 4 I have it uploaded. But I still have bunch of stuff to do. Perhaps in an hour we could watch the first two episodes.

>>964929
I am fine but thank you for offering.

>>964922
A balanced diet means everything in proportion neet. After those two pidsers you need to have the whole cheesecake.

>>964926
I hope he has good ventilation, that room will get moldy.

>>964930
So no Blackadder today?

>>964934
Schedule in a few episodes for tomorrow and I will come.

lol
>Jake Paul has been rushed to hospital after appearing to suffer a serious facial injury during his brutal knockout defeat at the hands of Anthony Joshua on Saturday.
https://www.news.com.au/sport/boxing/jake-paul-vs-anthony-joshua-boxing-fight-live-updates/live-coverage/7c8a37ba51fcd135785675058a7fbcc0

>>964935
All right.

>>964927
I will give it a look.

Gone bed

>>964939
Well tucked?

>>964939
Good night.

>>964932
Weird looking pizza.

>>964942
kek

I wish I had more shame. Where most people have shame I just seem to have a second laziness gland.

>>964944
Do you have to milk it regularly?

>>964944
When the shame goes so deep it settles on your very bones you can sometimes think it is not there. The way a fish doesn't notice the water.

>>964946
Do you have to drink more milk to strengthen your bones?

>>964945
I do but like washing my penis I'm just too lazy.

>>964948
You should get into washing it. There are many different washing speeds.

>>964949
He's going to need a good brush to get rid of all the dried crusty bits.

Cruisey I wanna play this minus the sad part

>>964952
Site exists but I can't see pigeon mod.

>>964923
Winner of the cost/satisfaction scale.

>>964952
This is why Tiffin no longer posts here (he is busy cuting spars to make into spears)

High speed poo

>Bon voyage! Interstellar comet 3l/ATLAS safely passes Earth and is now whizzing towards Jupiter
Godspeed Nuro.

>>964956
Looks like fun.

>>964957
Woe. Was looking forward to the crescendo. Yet another act.

Been sweating profusely all day. Blanket stinks and shirt ruined.

>>964957
Thanks Nuro.

Good night.

>>964957
Disappointing.

>>964962
Night fella.
Those are wild pidges living nearby or he keeps them?

GM MONGS

>>964964
Me on the left sitting down.

>>964960
See a doctor.

>>964962
Good night Pidge. xx

Haven't purchased any christmas presents for anyone.

>>964968
Sometimes a smile and a hug is enough. Cook something perhaps.

>>964968
You should spend all your money on yourself neet. You deserve it.

>>964969
And sometimes you need a tug.

Have we had a nuro post yet today? Did he score with a fat goth slampig last night?

>>964969
Have you purchased any?

I've hung with 'friends" twice this year. Can feel myself going retarded from the social isolation.

>>964973
No. Little Jesus brings the presents on Christmas.

>>964975
based

really craving a supreme pidser

>>964977
Grab me a pepperoni please.

Might become a door-to-door salesman selling canopic jars.

>>964972
I bet he pulled the prettiest bird at the party. Possibly two at once.

can't sleep, fuck my life

Nuro has been out being naughty. Not getting any presents this year.

deliberately any posting low quality footage to avoid any constabulary, but you can tell from the audio this was a real rippa

end comunicato

>>964982
Based.

>>964982
With all those fart sounds and such a sluggish pace, you might as well just get an electric car, Nuro.

>>964982
Jesus Christ everyone is driving on the wrong side of the road! How they don't crash all the time??!!

I just learned that I shouldn't have been putting the UHT milk cartons in the yellow recycling bin. They go in General waste.

I think I am going to give up on recycling entirely now. Not even put the yellow bin out. Fuck em.

Yeah. 1 part chicory 2 part milk is pretty pleasant. This is the way to do it.

>>964988
If want the good stuff, buy some black tea or green tea, grind it up in a coffee grinder until it's finer but not dust, and brew it using a drip coffee maker. You can also grind additional spices or dried fruits into the mix for flavor.

>>964982
Based.

Clogging.

Is this a sneak peak of The Musical?

>>964974
Think I did twice too. 5 and 9 March.

>>964991
Please tell us when the smell reaches her.

>>964987
It's easier just to burn everything.

>>964995
I don't like this new sub-identity IGA

went for a walk
just made it back before the thunda dunda

>>965000
The quick NEET beats the thunda dunda

Cancelled all of todays wage, and etho rendevous
She had to comment that she was waiting for dick. I told her I have pluracy from drowning in her cunt.

>>965002
>pluralcy
how many elements of this drowning are there?

or do you mean pleurisy? Its probably some kind of antibiotic resistant bangladeshi V.D. or tuberculosis

You should get that checked out, that whore might have a notifiable disease.

>>965002
Please notify us first for the Baby shower.

i met a strange Nuro, he made me nervous but he took me in and gave me breakfast, once.

So. The fellas are up to watch some Blackadder today? I'm gonna try to be on time.

>>965007
Sure why not. I will see (You) @ 7:00 PM AEDT.

>>965008
All right. All are welcomed.
Night.

It's falling out of me.

>>965009
GN.

>>965002
You need to go to Church. Get right with God.

>>965005
>and gave me breakfast
Was it a full flavourtown?

Allopurinol,mizart hct, noten and diaformin tablets down the hatch.

>>965003
>that whore might have a notifiable disease.
kek

Goon Morning Fellarinos

Slept in. Comfy Morning in the cool zone. Could work on a few projects but just not doing it yet. Need some more down time. Chomping on a leftover burrito and can of grape V.

Turned on the News to a Gay Jewish Aborigianl Rabbi. The humiliation ritual is real. So is the chutzpah.

What are the rest of you neeties up to today ?

>>965019
Based.

>>965019
Hi Nuro. good morning.

>>965019
I'm gonna go bully some kids at the park.

I said Ibiza Techno House music was fag wave and Nuro said "I'll give you a wave" and punched me really hard, once.

>>965020
BASADO!
>>965021
'ello guvnour
>>965022
you better be racially profiling them
>>965023
>ibiza techno house
i punched you really hard because its pronounced Balearic

i actually might not visit twitter thismorning....

too late....

>>965027
I had to do that the other day. I dropped this massive el nuro and the stubborn bastard wouldn't flush, so I dropped some thickly folded toilet paper over it and used the brush to break it up. It still ended up getting all over the brush despite the paper. It made for some awful cleaning.

164 likes on simpcity. I just put up my fifth post.

>https://www.bbc.com/sport/boxing/articles/cj9yp9erg23o
>Paul has titanium plates fitted after Joshua breaks his jaw
They rebuilt him, hope they made him better, faster

Third shit coming up.

need a nap

>>965037
Goodnight.

Jesus it just fell out of me, so gross.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JI4uirwxx1Y [Embed]

How the fuk fuzzy niggers got bow and arrow and our boongs only ever managed the spear and nulla nulla.

U'd think with that tech gap they could have rolled the boongs into the shitty desert areas or into the islands south of the continent.

>>965035
fake as fuck. those things are basically RFID tags.

>>965019
might vacuum the spilled popcorn from under the desk and the dust from behind the monitor and the crumbs out of the keyboard

>>965042
>the crumbs out of the keyboard
Those are a good source of nutrition.

Still cant force a wank

>>965045
They are not mandatory.

>>965046
I'm a week overdue.

>>965046
NEETs that do not use up their wank allowance recieve a smaller wank allowance for the next month.

>>965048
Can we do wank in lieu? I normally use the whole quota.

Fuck me. Woolworths, Coles, Drakes. Called some old guy a stupid old cunt in the carpark when he tried to reverse into me.

>>965049
No, sorry, you have to use them or lose them.
Some NEETs have suggested that we should be allowed to use our wanks on others but it just gets confusing then.

>>965050
You're the one going to three different shops that sell the same stuff.
No. It wasn't moo's idea.

>>965050
No Wohlers?

>>965050
My apologies son. Its not easy driving the sahara at my age but I need it to tow the Helicopter.

>>965045
You need a tugger.

>>965041
They use bluetooth low energy advertisements

>>965003
>bangladeshi V.D.
I'd hoped this ethnic was at least a south east asian jungle monkey, but we're talking gross curry pussy from south asia, aren't we?

>>965057
Literally Pakistani.

>>965052
We had to go to Drakes to try and find Oak egg nog because one of the dribbling retards gets the screaming shits if they drink the Paul’s one.

>>965053
No. We are back in the ghetto.

Literally half my fridge is taken up with shit we need to drop at Bill’s tomorrow. 6 litres of egg nog, a watermelon, a bunch of soft drink, 3 bags of zooper doopers, absolute bullshit. Harrumph.

>>965061
You were Bill'd from a distance!

>>965061
Eat and drink it all, then you'll have a clean fridge and you won't have to go around there. That's what I did.

Fuck year of acceptance. 2026 is going to be my year of conquering and success.

Can't get anything done. Nothing works.

probably banned but having a go, who knows

https://youtube.com/watch?v=M3ZrwGjF_n0 [Embed] wonderful

Asking for dick pics isn't gay if it's for aesthetic purposes

Croikey already 10 standoes deep and she wants a takeaway chinky for dindins

>>965071
She has two legs

>>965064
Sounds do-able.

>>965064
onwards and upwards king, if monk can do it so can you!

>>965058
Waiting for a call back from Mike at ASIO…

>>965072
Some NEETs have three 😏

>>965076
Your image didn't upload.

>>965075
Tell him I said hi.

Finally got my morning coffee drunk. Ready to start the day. Hopefully I'm not too late.

>>965080
Bro your watch??

>>965082
With a forth leg he could make a swastika

>>965083
*forf

Might develop elephantitis of the scrotum.

>>965085
I am a trained Mahout.