>38 degrees outside with boiling sun and high humidity
>Still plan for a little ride
>Bertina's friend says is going to pick up something from apartment
>Delay my ride so I can give it to her
>She calls and says she is running more than an hour late, delaying my ride even further
>Start drinking vin to pass the time
Now I'm buzzed and not going to ride. My whole day is ruined by this woman.