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/cyc/ - Tour de France Thread #11 Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No. 32277
One last tour thread edition

>Current and upcoming races
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
21.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.1 WE
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
26.08 - 29.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
27.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
28.08 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE
30.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - CERATIZIT 1.WWT
31.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
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>Races info:
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https://firstcycling.com/

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https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
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>Velodrama league code:
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>Previous Thread:
>>31287


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.32284 del
FUCK WOUT


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.32290 del
>>32282
kek, saved


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.32291 del
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.32292 del


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.32296 del
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dink donk


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.32297 del
SOMEONE CHUTE ALREADY


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.32298 del
>>32297
Based richie porte enjoyer


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.32299 del
Pogi hanging off the back a bit


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.32300 del
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lipo laché


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.32301 del
>>32299
afraid of wout chuting


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.32302 del
>some people thought this could be a bunch sprint


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.32303 del
Kino stage


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.32304 del
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pogi should break check wout


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.32305 del
what if Moho wins...


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.32306 del
jorgensons shit leadout will fuck wout over


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.32307 del
TSD


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.32308 del
>>32306
wout will slip somewhere knowing him


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Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.32310 del
how can people hate Pogacar lol


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.32311 del
>>32310
Jealousy


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.32312 del
>>32310
only jumbo drones do


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.32313 del
mohoric?
trentin?
wout?
what year is it? grug would have won by now.


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Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.32315 del
>jorgenson dropping a gap
gay tactic from the american


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Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.32322 del
Neat


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.32323 del
moho forgot his dropper post so he wont be a factor in todays finale


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>>32314
if you believe it then it will become reality one day


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.32325 del
wout not only follows but even attacks and DROPS pog???
what is this


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.32326 del
WOUT UNLEASHED


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.32327 del
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wout pas normal


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.32328 del
AERT GOES SOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.32329 del
WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.32330 del
WWhat the fuck
Where's the blood passport Wout


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.32332 del
explain this how is this possible he got like 300 meters already


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.32333 del
now imagine wout chuting


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.32334 del
>>32309
>come on Wout!


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.32335 del
>>32329
is this your doing??


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.32336 del
treinbert feasting


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.32337 del
scenes


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.32338 del
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Shit, wrong tred.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.32339 del
Trinebros


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.32340 del
>>32335
I wouldn't give Wout anything I wouldn't give my daughter


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.32341 del
>>32334
this didn't age well


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.32342 del
some say hes barely human


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.32343 del
only a crevaison can stop him now


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.32344 del
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Treintismbert indeed picked him.
Pas normal.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.32345 del
ATTAQUE DE NEILSON POWLESS


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.32346 del
>>32345
fuck that fraud, he did jack shit for my goomble team


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.32347 del
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I won't apologize


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.32348 del
remco could never


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.32349 del
woutbros can finally show their face on /cyc/ again


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.32350 del
I salute Wout, this was impressive


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.32351 del
now I REALLY wish Grug was here


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lame


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.32353 del
>>32351
imagine if he dropped grug as well


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.32354 del
montmartre rightful belgian clay


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.32355 del
Absolutely based. He was so happy crossing the line too.


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>>32341
>mock Wout
>he's actually winning
he'd better thank me!


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.32357 del
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so it was scripted?


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de lie wins the sprint


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.32359 del
>>32353
hey I want a healthy rivalry


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.32360 del
>>32357
yes pogacar is a paid actor


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.32361 del
Shouldn't have done an 80 km solo in Strade last year


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Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.32363 del
I kinda wish GC wasn't neutralized to see what fishboy would have done


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.32364 del
has wout dropped pog on a classics climb before [hautacam doesnt count]. i feel like im forgetting something


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Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.32366 del
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>slippy G didn't chute today
pas normal


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urska isn't doing the tour?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.32368 del
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Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.32369 del
I think it's safe to say wout had a better tour than grug


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:46 [Preview] No.32370 del
what's going through her head right now


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nils crossing the finish line after a potty break


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:48 [Preview] No.32373 del
autismbert gonna be so smug


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.32374 del
ROGLIC LIVES


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.32375 del
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rogla finished a grand tour without DNF
pas normal


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:50 [Preview] No.32376 del
benny hill not trying today, take away his super combatif and give it to a squeaker instead


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:51 [Preview] No.32377 del
Pretty disgusting how the team that bitched and moaned the loudest about Montmatre ends up benefitting the most from it.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:51 [Preview] No.32378 del
UAE
UAE
USA
USA


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:52 [Preview] No.32379 del
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>kevin, why didn't you win the tour. you let down a whole nation.


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Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.32381 del
>>32377
well that's their style isn't it
you could change montmarte with safeR


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.32382 del
>>32380
>teunissen e teuns


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he won a giro and a tour stage in the same year. that's good enough for him.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.32384 del
Can you suffer in Italy


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:58 [Preview] No.32385 del
>>32384
damn I'd eat your girlfriends plate first


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Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.32387 del
>>32384
>All those truffles
I hope you have a nice Barolo


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:00 [Preview] No.32388 del
>>32381
God, I hate Visma


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slippy G is doing the Deutschland tour. can't just retire like this.


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benny hill walking his dog


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.32392 del
>>32384
I'm jealous right now.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.32393 del
>sporza post has 10k likes
Wout country
Commentart went insane didn't bother posting I was gaming


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:04 [Preview] No.32394 del
>>32391
What's with the dachshunds lately. Every other new dog of a sportsperson is a fucking jamnik.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:04 [Preview] No.32395 del
>>32394
lekkere worst


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:05 [Preview] No.32396 del
>>32394
it's just pidkek, ayuso, benny and worst's twin sister that have Dackel. yatesi has a real dog.


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Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:07 [Preview] No.32398 del
>>32397
>italians could be around here


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sante en bedankt voor de le toour


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See? I KNEW W*ut would dope up at least once. I am BACK


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:09 [Preview] No.32401 del
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>I am on the highest level I've ever been


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Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:10 [Preview] No.32403 del
>>32401
>0 stage win
>0 jersey won


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:11 [Preview] No.32404 del
>>32400
All it cost was a trein crash in germany


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memco won this with a broken rip


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man week 3 was really lacking grug and memco


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Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:15 [Preview] No.32409 del
>Velogame down due to Polish DDoS attack


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:15 [Preview] No.32410 del
>>32407
The problem is Jonas can't carry a story for shit


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kek, so many jonas kwab faces


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please raise for the anthem


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random Urska in the background


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fignonbert beaten


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ynr kris frum


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so who did it better? Bertrand proposing somewhere in the Austrian alps or captain America?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.32418 del
>>32417
Based


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>hey wout, would you like to join UAE?


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this should have been grug twice on the podium now


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samen winnen


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:30 [Preview] No.32423 del
TRINE SPOTTED


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how did winning the best team award help Jonas winning the tour?


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german nationalism on the rise


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Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.32428 del
>lipo giving the interview in deutsch
based


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mads would have won
milan only the 3rd bertolo to win the green jersey


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We've had 76 hours of racing over 3,302 km to bring us to our final /WORLD TOUR WINE/ of the Tour !! What a day of racing we've had!

For the final stage of each GT, I am selecting a bottle not limited by the route of the race. These bottles are exemplars of their country's winemaking history and tradition. For the Giro, we had a wonderful bottle of aged Barolo made in the traditional style. For the Tour, attention payers should be able to guess what I would choose.

Two millennia ago, the Romans conquered Gaul, bringing wine to the wild landscape populated by heathen barbarians. They planted vines wherever they conquered, including the hillsides and valleys along a remote escarpment of limestone and clay just west of the Saone -- Burgundy. After the fall of Rome and the rise of the Catholic Church, Charlemagne gave this land to the monks who kept their monasteries in this isolated place. For centuries, the monks worked this land. They studied the place -- the soil, the weather, the rain, the wind. They studied the grapes, choosing two varieties that seemed to flourish in this stony soil -- Pinot Noir and Chardonnay. They studied vinification, making winemaking a science as well as an art. When the French revolted in the 18th century, these lands were taken from the Church and given to the people. Today, Burgundy is insanely complex patchwork of vineyards and producers, each with a specific style and flavor.

The heart of Burgundy is that limestone escarpment running just south from Dijon, the Cote d'Or. Little villages dot the lower slopes, with legendary names: Gevrey-Chambertin, Vosne-Romanee, Puligny-Montrachet. These places grow the finest expressions of vitis vinifera on Earth, wines of complexity, power, finesse, and beauty. Today's bottle is from my favorite producer and favorite village.

Domaine Alain Hudelot-Noellat Chambolle-Musigny 2022

Hudelot-Noellat has been run by Alain's grandson, Charles van Canneyt, since 2008. I love these wines -- transparent, fresh, fruity. There is not too much oak, not too stemmy. They have such a beautiful expression of their terroir. They drink delightfully in their youth and in their age. The prices are reasonable for the Cote d'Or. Chambolle-Musigny is one of the most elegant, floral, precise appellations within Burgundy-- contrast with a muscular Gevrey-Chambertin or a rustic Savigny-les-Beaune.

This pours a youthful ruby with red highlights and purple core. The wine opened beautifully over several hours. The nose is a heaven of elegance -- violets, raspberry, wild strawberry. The palate is why I love Burgundy. It is so well constructed. Bright fruit with acid, silk yet structured tannins. Light orange/iron minerality. This drinking lovely now but has the build for another few decades in bottle.

Ah, I've been looking forward to this one and glad it didn't disappoint. One of the finest of the year. Vive le Tour, vive /wtw/


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:41 [Preview] No.32432 del
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>>32431
Financial Times had an article about how fine wine prices are crashing right now.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:42 [Preview] No.32433 del
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Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:43 [Preview] No.32434 del
>>32431
very nice


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:43 [Preview] No.32435 del
>>32432
It's uneven because the big names like DRC, Leroy, Rousseau, Leflaive, etc are just going up and up. Prices for Burgundy are maybe flat or down a bit compared to a couple years ago, with 2019 and 2021 being small vintages. 2022 and 2023 definitely bigger volume.


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Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.32437 del
>>32431
Nice. Still not a wine guy, but I appreciate the posts.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.32438 del
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>I beat you again Jonas, take that


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.32439 del
ingerland wins femmes


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.32440 del
>maybe I'm coming back
pogi confirmed not coming back next year


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.32441 del
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just do the interview in Flemish and have the squeakers translate it


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.32442 del
waar velopoints?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:51 [Preview] No.32443 del
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a fucking mannequin
too bad pogi never won all jerseys at once


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.32444 del
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buy colnago bikes


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.32445 del
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>>32443
I'm still mad.


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pogi gracing the velo club, they are throwing out Prudhomme to make space for him


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.32447 del
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as I get a whoops! error and kurwabert is late, have this top 10 velogames. congrats to kwabwendish.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:03 [Preview] No.32448 del
>>32431
>looks and very nice
>never had a proper burgundy
>bet this one is uberexpensive
Hey, not cheap, but not too ridiculous for a bottle of alcohol that is not some posh investment for a rare bouteille only knowers know.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.32449 del
>>32447
I was fighting with his new setup for a final results page. Barely got it running now, I will still wait for velogames to run properly to get the final shit right.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.32451 del
>>32447
yay into the top 10


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.32452 del
I'm in. top 15 for me. best result for me at a grand tour and all I wanted was just to beat Team UAE EPO.
>48 | 6th column | 8090
>13 | Richie Porte Memorial Team | 9789


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.32453 del
>>32452
highest grand tour result from me


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.32454 del
>>32452
Not THAT bad in terms of points. I did hope to jump a few posish, now I would like just to keep mine.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.32455 del
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>>32448
Yeah I have a bunch of "nicer" stuff but none of it is ready to drink. A lot of premier cru and grand cru stuff was designated that way because they aged well, not because they drink well in their youth.

My advice for Burgundy on a budget is get Bourgogne Rouge from good producers (e.g. Hudelot-Noellat is like $40-50, Fourrier is good and reasonable as well). For premier cru and grand cru, honestly Jadot and Drouhin make good stuff (Jadot is good as long as it is actually grown by Jadot, none of the negociant stuff. The bottle will say Domaine Jadot or Heritiers like in pic). For village-level, try smaller producers you haven't heard of or secondary villages (Fixin, St Romain, Cote Chalonnaise). The well-known stuff means $$$.

Honestly, Burgundy is definitely expensive but you can find good quality at okay prices if you just put away FOMO/bottle-chasing. If you like something, trust your taste, and drink from that producer or village. Lots of wine geeks love Dujac but to me it's super stemmy (100% whole cluster) and overly oaked -- it tastes like Dujac to me, not like Vosne-Romanee. It is simply not worth the price as a result.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.32456 del
>if you just put away FOMO/bottle-chasing. If you like something, trust your taste
That would be exactly me bert, thanks for the advice, will look into monsieur Hublot-Nougat.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.32457 del
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some stats:
Best Allrounder: Pogacar 3723
Worst ": Van Etvelt 2
Best Climber: Onley 1599
Worst ": Cras 2
Best Sprinter: 1283
Worst ": Jeannière 0
Best Unclassed: Grug 1059
Worst ": Ganna, Bissegger, Izagirre, Boivin, De Buyst 0
Wout: 970
Jonas: 2825


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:24 [Preview] No.32458 del
>>32457
Every time the right option is just to go pogi vingo and hope your expensive sprinter doesn't chute


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.32459 del
>8 | Quick Rundown | 9999
>37 | MVDF | 8565


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:30 [Preview] No.32460 del
Yeah, veloman fucked it up.
I am wodnering why my scores are a thousand (1000) too high. Because he counted basically everything half the points (Pog is 300 for win instead of 600 etc.)
Brtek is 8th (ejf) on me shits for instance.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.32461 del
>>32460
stop the count


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.32462 del
>>32460
Makes sense, jorgenson is too high


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:32 [Preview] No.32463 del
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>>32459
Yeah so? Rusbert is not my competition. I gained 400 points on Patje's Angelsbert. And we both get FUCKED by Burgerbert but whatever


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:32 [Preview] No.32464 del
>>32460
STOP THE STEAL


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.32465 del
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>>32460
It's okay, the count has been stopped. No more GC points


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.32466 del
>403 Forbidden: Access to this resource on the server is denied!
veloman done boned it


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.32467 del
All in all Pog was the great equalizer, everyone having him made the results flatten a bit, the point differences are not that humongous.
I bet that dummy veloman counted final classifications points for a regular stage race not a GT.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.32469 del
>>32468
Remco fucked me over


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:40 [Preview] No.32471 del
>>32460
START THE RECOUNT


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.32472 del
Good ones are live on the site.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.32473 del
>>32468
I'll need a perfect Vuelta to recover from this


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.32474 del
>>32468
gj qwabenbert


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.32475 del
>>32468
THE COUNT WAS STOPPED. THIS IS BULLSHIT


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.32476 del
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what will motivate this guy now


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.32477 del
>>32476
the rush he gets on the kwaremont and cipressa. thats about it


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:49 [Preview] No.32478 del
>>32476
Nothing. It's over


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>>32475
You have to push and hold the button for the count to stop, you released to early.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.32480 del
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meanwhile on Q36.5's payroll


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.32481 del
>>32476
Hasn't won Vuelta, Paris-Roubaix, Sanremo, Danmark Rundt etc. Lots of big races missing from his palmares.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.32482 del
>>32476
>ardennes triple
>5 times TdF winner
>olympics
>rainbow jersey in ITT
>gr*vel world championships
>MSR
>Paris - Roubaix
>PR & RVV double
>Vuelta
>urska finally bearing his kids
plenty of goals left


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.32483 del
>>32480
>European mountainbike championships
instead of the GBR jersey, he can wear the EU jersey now.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.32484 del
speaking of velogoomblin, Klasikoa next. will we really see Landa back in a race?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 20:01 [Preview] No.32485 del
>>32484
he's confirmed for Burgos so I think so


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.32486 del
I don't farking know, something is still off, too little for me to care.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.32487 del
veloman adjusted the results and adapted them to kurwaberts excel sheet.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 20:23 [Preview] No.32489 del
>from top 60 at the end of week 1 to top 14 final results

One of my best velodrama comeback. thanks fishman


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.32490 del
>>32487
He is still off, I have soemthing weird in assists, I am NOT delivering a faulty product, I am leaving it in the state I am allowed to bring it to.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.32491 del
Results. >>32470 >>32488


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.32492 del
I will scrape GC when the other vultures are done, I will have too much timeouts now.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 20:35 [Preview] No.32493 del
>>32491
could you make one with the overall ordered by final ranking with our top gc picks listed?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 21:14 [Preview] No.32494 del
>>32491
I should have dropped Remco for Vinge.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 21:17 [Preview] No.32495 del
>>32491
Nice, even top 5


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.32496 del
>>32491
Can we get updated championship results


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 22:02 [Preview] No.32497 del
I want to see Onley, Vauquelin, Lipowitz in the monuments now


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 22:05 [Preview] No.32498 del
>>32491
Impressively close podium, happy for my 3rd place, I genuinely believed I could have won


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 22:21 [Preview] No.32499 del
So what is the best and worst possible teams


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.32500 del
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Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.32501 del
>>32500
Are you ok bert? that's just best and worst of every single category


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 23:02 [Preview] No.32502 del
>>32501
so make a team from them then isn't that what you goomblers like to do?
I'm not well Though, thanks for asking


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 23:36 [Preview] No.32504 del
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>Magnus Cort was in the le tour


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 23:41 [Preview] No.32505 del
>>32499
best possible team:
All-Rounders
>POGACAR: 4153/32
>VINGEGAARD 3200/24
Climbers
>ONLEY 1789/8
>HEALY 1269/6
Sprinter
>MILAN 1343/12
Unclassed
>WELLENS 701/6
>JEGAT 664/6
Wildcard
>VAUQUELIN 1361/6

not too surprising results honestly, worst possible is a slightly harder question. some of these picks aren't 'ideal', as in the maximum possible points, because of cost. GALL (1272/10) scored more then HEALY, and MVDP (1059/10) and WVA (990/12) scored more then the unclassed riders, and similarly VAUQUELIN scored less then LIPOWITZ (1683/12) and JORGENSON (1386/12).


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 00:00 [Preview] No.32506 del
>>32501
worst possible [with 100 points]:
All-Rounders
>ALMEIDA 348/16
>EVENEPOEL 900/18
Climbers
>SKJELMOSE 235/12
>RODRIGUEZ 277/10
Sprinter
>PHILIPSEN 329/12
Unclassed
>GANNA 0/8
>VAN AERT 990/12
Wildcard
>S. YATES 860/12

this should be the least amount of points possible while using 100 coins. stage winners YATES and WVA are the big surprises, but their cost puts them in front of far more deserving frauds like NYS (87/8).
The worst possible team without any cost limitations is:
All-Rounders
>VAN EETVELT 2/6
>SCHACHMANN 46/6
Climbers
>CRAS 2/6
>CHAMPOUSSIN 16/6
Sprinter
>JEANNIERE 0/6
Unclassed
>GANNA 0/8
>IZAGIRRE/BISSEGER 0/6 [interchangeable with 2nd wildcard]
Wildcard
>BOUVIN/DE BUYST 0/4 [interchangeable with 2nd unclassed]
this would give you a MONSTER 66 points.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.32507 del
>>32506
Lowest possible with runners who completed the race?


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 00:39 [Preview] No.32508 del
>>32507
All-Rounders
>THOMAS 48/8
>SCHACHMANN 46/6
Climbers
>CHAMPOUSSIN 16/6
>CASTRILLO 80/6
Sprinter
>CONSONNI 44/6
Unclassed
>IZAGIRRE 0/6
>BOIVIN 0/4
Wildcard
>LOUVEL 2/4
remember when Castrillo won two vuelta stages mtfs last year? almost all of his points are from getting 10th in the TT, he's obviously still doped but for some reason chilling in the grupetto all day


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 01:23 [Preview] No.32509 del
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What the hell are you doing Bert. Those teams have 8 runners instead of 9. There are 3 Unclassed.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 01:40 [Preview] No.32510 del
>>32509
im gonna kill myself


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.32511 del
>>16597
yeah


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.32512 del
best possible team:
All-Rounders
>POGACAR: 4153/32
>VINGEGAARD 3200/24
Climbers
>ONLEY 1789/8
>HEALY 1269/6
Sprinter
>GIRMAY 789/8
Unclassed
>WELLENS 701/6
>JEGAT 664/6
>EENKHORN 653/4
Wildcard
>VAUQUELIN 1361/6

worst possible [with 100 coins]:
All-Rounders
>ALMEIDA 348/16
>EVENEPOEL 900/18
Climbers
>SKJELMOSE 235/12
>RODRIGUEZ 277/10
Sprinter
>PHILIPSEN 329/12
Unclassed
>GANNA 0/8
>NYS 87/8
>IZAGIRRE/BISSEGGER 0/6
Wildcard
>MAS 321/10

worst possible [no coin restriction]
All-Rounders
>VAN EETVELT 2/6
>SCHACHMANN 46/6
Climbers
>CRAS 2/6
>CHAMPOUSSIN 16/6
Sprinter
>JEANNIERE 0/6
Unclassed
>GANNA 0/8
>IZAGIRRE 0/6
>BISSEGER 0/6 [interchangeable with wildcard]
Wildcard
>BOUVIN/DE BUYST 0/4 [interchangeable with 3rd unclassed]

worst possible [no restriction and finished the race]
All-Rounders
>THOMAS 48/8
>SCHACHMANN 46/6
Climbers
>CHAMPOUSSIN 16/6
>CASTRILLO 80/6
Sprinter
>CONSONNI 44/6
Unclassed
>IZAGIRRE 0/6
>BOIVIN 0/4
>LOUVEL 2/4
Wildcard
>GRIGNARD/SEPULVEDA 2/4

IGNORE any similar posts above this. they did NOT happen.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.32515 del
Was this FDJ worst tdf ever?


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.32516 del
Allora.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.32519 del
>>32515
it's in line with their other bad years


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>>32518
After my giro that was already depressing, this is a nice boost


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.32521 del
>>32500
So it's really just pick pogacar+vingegaard


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.32522 del
>>32521
always has been


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.32523 del
>>32521
Yep, but adjoosting is just too much fun, I couldn't resist the goombler's itch.
My inital team would probably be in the top 10, never mind who exactly was there. >>21109


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.32524 del
>>32512
thank you for all your hard work


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.32525 del
pidser


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.32526 del
>>32525
His joy returned, he's winning lombardia


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.32527 del
>Pogacar will not start in Vuelta a España after all, Ayuso and Almeida share UAE leadership

Please Trine keep jonas at home


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.32528 del
>>32523
Still, it seems most teams at the top actually don't have pog+fish


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>>32527
>Pogacar will not start in Vuelta a España after all
Fishbros rejoice. Send Jorgenson home to do some flooring in the kitchen to avoid another 2023 situation.


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Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.32531 del
>>32527
But this was the plan all along


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.32532 del
Lol, lmao even


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.32533 del
>>32532
Wout hype is on! Wout can do anything he's dropped pog he can win


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.32534 del
>>32533
Squeaker in chef is not buying it though


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.32535 del
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>>32534
Race fixing? I choose to believe it, wouts been so weak all season theres no way he could drop anyone naturally


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.32536 del
I got rained on on my way to the bike shop
And there it was not raining so I looked like I had pissed meself

Anyway, last time I was there there was a sl*vak working and he was an asshole. This time the guy was even more eastern (caucasus would be my guess) and he was extremely helpful. Let's see it his hands matches his mouth.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.32537 del
>>32536
You should be able to change cables yourself bert


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.32538 del
>>32537
if brtek touches that cable his steering tube will break


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.32539 del
>>32534
>Pogi so desperate to be on the Woutfather's good side that he gifts him wins to get favors later
UCI, WADA, ASO etc. they all bow to Wout's will


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.32540 del
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>>32537
Yes, well, it's cheaper to put it into the shop than spend 8 hours replacing it
Hopefully he will fix me brakes too


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.32541 del
>>32540
In general I like to do these things because understanding how your bike works is interesting. Also it doesn't take so long, even indexing


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.32542 del
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Turns out the last time I changed my cable I changed it wrong, it did come out the other way through the frame but I couldn't get enough tension on it so I gave it in to the workshop.
Turns out again there is another canal you're supposed to guide the cable through, not just pull the thing through and I had no idea.
They told me they were messing with it for an hour.


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Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.32544 del
>>32534
really hate this powerlevel discussion it boils down to Goku vs Superman shit


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.32545 del
>>32542
Di2bros better feast next time


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.32546 del
>>32544
It's the most retarded things. All these retards will say that 6w/kg is fine but 6.2 is 100% doped while estimating watts with a 5% accuracy


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.32547 del
>>32535
Honestly A gift to Belgian's favorite child is probably the best PR move he can do


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.32548 del
>>32543
Spoonfeed me more Tour photos for the le compilation


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oops that memco pic is old


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.32551 del
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We slept on this live stream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IxTkniGW7ek [Embed]


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.32554 del


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.32555 del
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>>32518
The total score is the same as in the last update. The Tour doesn't count?


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.32556 del
>>32555
>three weeks
>Hey, you. You're finally awake.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.32557 del
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>>32555
You told me to stop the count.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.32558 del
>>32548
Maybe someone has some lenny martinez pain faces?


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.32559 del
>>32518
Why are your stage race championship numbers so different


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.32560 del
>>32559
These are stage races with grand tours, added them in the shit now, checks out.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.32562 del
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Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.32563 del
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Thanks for the QA tismbert, I felt like me being 16th is a bit high and mapeibert should do a bigger leap but what can you do, it is early morning and I have other duties now.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.32564 del
>>32562
tick tock


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.32565 del
>>32564
dopage!


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 12:18 [Preview] No.32566 del
now that the season is over, how would you rate this year's ciclismo, bert?


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.32567 del
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>30/07 Tour of Alsace with the Plains of Beautiful Girls
>31/07 Prestigious Pupkewitz Megabuild Windhoek Women Tour
>01/08 VERY prestigious Tour Cycliste International de la Guadeloupe
>01/08 Vuelta Ciclista a Colombia
>02/08 Donostia Krakatoa San Sebastian
>05/08 Vuelta Ciclista a Burger
>06/08 VOLTA A PORTUGAL
jesus christ the next few two weeks are STACKED


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.32568 del
>>32567
I thought the offices of /WTW/ would have a summer break, but it turns out TdF was the break. August has three classics, two stages, and a GT


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.32569 del
wout going to canada


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.32570 del
>>32569
Just cancelled my trip to Quebec


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 12:52 [Preview] No.32571 del
>>32570
your chance to see our eurojobbers on your turf


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.32572 del
Rat to Vuelta. This is going to be such a betrayal galore. A fucken female groupchat.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 12:57 [Preview] No.32573 del
>>32571
Maryland


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.32574 del
>>32573
yes, the Wire meets ciclismo.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.32575 del
>>32572
Almeida and Ayuso on L'Angliru round 2, can't wait


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.32576 del
>>32573
I'm still FUCKING cheesed off that the brought the whole thing into the city


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 13:13 [Preview] No.32577 del
>>32575
How's your guy. Can't wait to pick him and Landa and get two DNFs or a bad race after a previous DNF with a fracture.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 13:16 [Preview] No.32578 del
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I fear our boy /elite/ might not be read
A broken rib is broken rib, even such a hardened hardman like Kwabco had to abandon with one


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.32579 del
>>32577
There hasn't been much info about him. Matxin said almost a weel ago that he was alright still with some pain on his ribs, but recovered from other injuries. He said that he expected João to hopefully be back to 100% at the Vuelta. So I guess that he might already be training at the moment.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 13:37 [Preview] No.32580 del
>>32578
Memco also had really bad sinnitus which is why he was at a festival with thousands of diseased degenerates the week after


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 13:43 [Preview] No.32581 del
the girls can't stomach real food after guzzling all that semen gels and get the shitter.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.32582 del
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jej


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 13:56 [Preview] No.32583 del
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didn't expect her to kwab the tour


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 13:57 [Preview] No.32584 del
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week 4 of the tour, here we go


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:02 [Preview] No.32585 del
wout doing Deutschland tour, but wtf the profiles are flatter than any tour des pays bas could be


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:06 [Preview] No.32586 del
>>32585
Also he doesn’t do WC first time I read that was common knowledge according to article


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:07 [Preview] No.32587 del
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please buy the PC game


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.32588 del
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climb their hills PSA


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Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.32592 del
>>32585
Germans love Wout, they must be paying him big money to start
>wtf the profiles are flatter than any tour des pays bas could be
stages 2 and 3 are rolling hills with more than 2k vertical meters


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.32593 del
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every french town has a fancy castle


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.32594 del
>>32592
they could have a kino finish up Wilhelmshöhe in Kassel, but nope


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.32595 del
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all those fancy castles Angers me


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.32596 del
>>32594
stage 3 has Hirschberger Wand (33% rampa): https://youtube.com/watch?v=9rYTaS2FK0I [Embed]
sadly it's too early in the stage


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:30 [Preview] No.32597 del
>>32588
heh, reddit girl
now that wasnt a runner


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.32598 del
>>32596
that's steile Rampe certified, but why include it so early in a race? for a cat 4 KOM?


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.32599 del
>>32505
this isn't right because you need 3 unclassed not 2


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:38 [Preview] No.32600 del
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what's his tax policy?


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.32601 del
>>32600
I know "jaja" means balls in Polish.
Or egsh.


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Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.32604 del
Slag is being missed in Wallonie


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.32605 del
Toms SKUJINS was in the 2025 Tour de France


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.32606 del
CHUTE


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.32607 del
>>32604
for me it's troon aerts


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.32608 del
MEENS obliterated


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.32609 del
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chutes everywhere


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:54 [Preview] No.32610 del
CANAL?


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:54 [Preview] No.32611 del
troon
vacek
canalito
what an elite tete in wallonia


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:54 [Preview] No.32612 del
>>32607
For me it's the unsung dutch hero


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:54 [Preview] No.32613 del
well CORT was fucking useless this Tour


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.32614 del
>>32613
didn't get his dosage


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.32615 del
TILLER paranormal

And another CHUTE


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.32616 del
>>32598
idk, I guess finishing in the vicinity wasn't on the table and they'd rather include it early than not at all
also the stage isn't flat afterwards, there are many more hills, albeit none as steep, maybe a break that forms there can make it all the way to the finish


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:57 [Preview] No.32617 del
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wow


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.32618 del
bora sent a team to this?


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.32619 del
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Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.32620 del
>>32619
pogi loves it when this one chutes


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.32621 del
>>32620
Me too. Traitor.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.32622 del
so tiz is at least 700 meters behind in Wallonia?


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.32623 del
vacek dropped by his domestique


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.32624 del
>>32622
there's a stream on youtube


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.32625 del
Disasterclass by Lidl
G1 slurpage


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.32626 del
some bora dude won


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.32627 del
BORA ÜBER ALLES


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.32628 del
LAME beyond comprehension
Also chute


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.32629 del
Davide Donati?


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.32630 del
total energies jobber chuted


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.32631 del
nobody knows the name of the winner?


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.32632 del
>>32629
Looks like it, no one else fits.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.32633 del
I, for one, am happy that TdF circus is done, and while the last stage was kino I welcome comfy Benelux races.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.32634 del
phwoaar, strong sprint though
dusted fretin


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.32635 del
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Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:11 [Preview] No.32636 del
KINO finish


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:11 [Preview] No.32637 del
losing a sprint to a time trialist neo pro is a new level of jobbing for Cofidis


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.32638 del
>>32635
>John Strong
LMAO first time I've seen this


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.32639 del
>>32635
Shouldn't it be Corbin John STRONG?


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.32640 del
B. Pedersen
John Strong
Wallonians are slacking again


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.32641 del
>>32640
>Henrik Breiner Pedersen


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.32642 del
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the toon zone


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Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.32645 del
>>32643
Imagine the mold.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.32646 del
Are the women going to fuck it up again?
The gap isn't really coming down.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.32647 del
>>32646
new tactic to not lose to wiebes is to make sure she does not win


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.32648 del
>>32647
smart


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.32649 del
>>32646
ah they're breaking up, it's ogre


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.32650 del
Nevermind. They are attacking eachother now


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.32651 del
you're 10k away it's too early to attack each other


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.32652 del
>>32644
this website is a goldmine


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.32653 del
watch it lipo


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>>32652
the pics are really old


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.32655 del
peloton still might not catch them


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.32656 del
>>32652
Kek nice.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.32657 del


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.32658 del
>>32655
nah they sealed their own fate by infighting


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.32659 del
>>32658
yeah, dumb


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.32660 del
Weibeswinslol incoming then, lame


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.32661 del
why don't they try to get away with a big break anyway and atleast completely tire out sdworx
they already don't work because the sprint is a guaranteed loss but they could try something else


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.32662 del
CHUTE
I just got here
CHUTE


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.32663 del
Chute catastrophic


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.32664 del
Vollering dead


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.32665 del
what's the distance rule today?


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.32666 del
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GOD NO they got puckse and dygert I like those


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.32667 del
>>32665
my commentary said they all get same time


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.32668 del
>>32664
doesn't look good


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.32669 del
Vollering collected?


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.32670 del
kasia back to back tdf winner


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.32671 del
>>32669
she's back on


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.32672 del
not bad from vos


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.32673 del
monstrous sprint


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:42 [Preview] No.32674 del
kek and they just played an interview of some jumbo handler saying vos wouldn't sprint
even with the women they lie about everything


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:42 [Preview] No.32675 del
demi looks ok, but you never know


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 15:50 [Preview] No.32676 del
why doesn't another team create a new wiebes in the gym?


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 16:06 [Preview] No.32677 del
>>32562
some are calling this the tour of the burger


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.32678 del
>>32576
Business Idea: Sprint finish at Pimlico track (the dirt stays)


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.32679 del
so who died in the giga chute?


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.32680 del
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is that a fuck BIER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.32681 del
>>32679
Vollering, Borghesi, Dygert, Balsamico


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.32682 del
>>32681
oh and Puckse Pieterse


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 16:14 [Preview] No.32683 del
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Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 16:15 [Preview] No.32684 del
>>32680
mortifying facial features. FASD incarnate


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 16:16 [Preview] No.32685 del
>>32683
EF girl had it the worst, straight into the crowds


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only Suisse-Albanians are allowed to do this


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how many boni seconds are there?


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 16:24 [Preview] No.32689 del
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DANNY IK MEUT HEULE


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.32690 del
>>32689
secretly he's enjoying this


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this city looks really grim, no wonder it's called Angers


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.32693 del
gotta give credit to rogla for doing most product pics with himself or wife and kid.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.32695 del
his wife a cute tooth gap


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 16:54 [Preview] No.32696 del
latest rider program updates:
Lipowitz: Canada races + Lombardia
Jegat: Tour de l'Ain
Küng: Klasikoa
Gaudu: Klasikoa
Ayuso: Vuelta
Gall: Vuelta


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.32697 del
>>32695
what kind of AP & datejust mashup is that, horrendous


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 17:03 [Preview] No.32698 del
Cycling News:
>In his final season as a professional rider, Alessandro De Marchi says he is "happy and relieved" to no longer represent Israel-Premier Tech, the Italian saying "it's better to follow your morals"
yes, but he took their money and rode for them
>Demi Vollering laat tranen in vrije loop, check-up in het ziekenhuis
kek Danny, she actually cried.
>Jasper Philipsen zit weer op de fiets, traint samen met Mathieu van der Poel
DNF all stars back on their bikes


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>>32696
>Lipo in 1-days
I hope he gains more confidence in them after how he did in the Le Tour


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 17:09 [Preview] No.32700 del
>>32698
jappe not collected?


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 17:12 [Preview] No.32701 del
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>>32698
>crashes
great ad for a car


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 17:12 [Preview] No.32702 del
>>32700
he was collected and reformed within a day and back on the bike within a week (I think)


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 17:13 [Preview] No.32703 del
>>32702
really makes you think about what happens in Herentals


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 17:14 [Preview] No.32704 del
>>32701
>Polestar
Hé?


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 17:14 [Preview] No.32705 del
2025 Tour de France prize money:
UAE Team Emirates XRG – €701,280
Team Visma-Lease a Bike – €383,150
Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe – €190,490
Team Picnic PostNL – €124,430
Lidl-Trek – €103,770
Decathlon AG2R La Mondiale – €84,880
EF Education-EasyPost – €76,080
Soudal Quick-Step – €72,810
Alpecin-Deceuninck – €69,920
Uno-X Mobility – €68,300
Arkéa-B&B Hotels – €58,760
Bahrain Victorious – €55,700
INEOS Grenadiers – €51,650
Team Jayco AlUla – €44,830
Intermarché -Wanty – €32,300
Tudor Pro Cycling Team – €30,490
XDS Astana Team – €29,240
TotalEnergies – €28,360
Groupama-FDJ – €24,640
Lotto – €20,240
Movistar Team – €16,830
Israel – Premier Tech – €15,640
Cofidis – €15,510


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 17:16 [Preview] No.32706 del
>>32680
fourth week bros, the duvels are flowing nicely


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 17:16 [Preview] No.32707 del
>>32705
insanely low numbers even for UAE


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 17:21 [Preview] No.32708 del
>>32700
he chuted near the Belgian border and it was a relatively short drive to Herentals ziekenhuis
>>32701
the last thing I want on such small side roads is a fucking 2 tonnes heavy car.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.32709 del
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so before you see a funny video on youtube, you can hear it here first. another Suisse village is on the brink of vanishing forever. such is suffering in the alps.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 17:51 [Preview] No.32710 del
>jonas hinting at the giro next year
He's finally giving up


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 17:59 [Preview] No.32711 del
>>32710
bad news for ciclismo because the giro is only bearable when it has lower tier gc riders being retarded stage after stage


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 17:59 [Preview] No.32712 del
>>32710
>3 grand tours in a row
he's going to end up like Kuss, one last Vuelta victory and he'll vanish into the rank of has-beens that haven't retired yet.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No.32713 del
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>Reusser sharted out
>Lamborghini sharted out
>Demi dead
And Kasia miraculously survived
Has anyone seen kurwabert?


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 18:24 [Preview] No.32714 del
>>32713
just drove away in his new Polestar


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 18:26 [Preview] No.32715 del
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>>32713
Yes, I am here lurking as a burger.
I do not care about w*men cycling, I only slightly care about Kasia Niewiadoma-*** (only when she wins) and I already have had enough of the shitlib press making her a [star pedaler] in a skirt after her second (tbd) TdF, barely ever mentioning she eeked both (tbd) out after all the stars (and sharts) impossibly aligned for her + some true w*man tier betrayal with no regard for any bushido.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 18:27 [Preview] No.32716 del
Oh, as ze Teutonic Tormentor now, most of the day I was Stan the Man from Jackowo.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 18:50 [Preview] No.32717 del
Kek humiliation ritual


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 18:50 [Preview] No.32718 del
>>32711
It's going to be an absolute borefest that's for sure


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 18:53 [Preview] No.32719 del
>>32717
Some clown, budget Angelina Jolie and budget Avril Lavigne? What is going on down there.
Jorj with his stupid has was already something.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 18:53 [Preview] No.32720 del
*hat


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.32721 del
>>32717
I mean she worked as media spokesman before, although I have no idea about her credentials, as I wouldn't expect you need any to work for a Danish conti shitter team (did you know that Julius Bert and genie in a bottle Alexander SALBY were Jonas team mates when he still worked at the fish factory?)


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.32722 del
oh wait, that isn't trine? lol.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 19:02 [Preview] No.32723 del
>Delcourt showed himself quite frustrated with Sporza. "The mentality of some teams is not normal. Really disrespectful. In this way they play with lives. Demi wants to be in the front, but they constantly cut her off the pass," said the manager.
>"That fall was not the fault of organizer ASO, it is just a matter of respect. I also ask all teams: respect the engines.”

Please let my rider at the front and don't position yourself thank you very much


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 19:02 [Preview] No.32724 del
>>32721
>>32722
Kek your post made 0 sens I had a flashback from kurwabert 2 years ago


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 19:05 [Preview] No.32725 del
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>>32723
just pedal harder and weave through the pack
like everyone else in every race ever


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 19:06 [Preview] No.32726 del
>>32725
no we ride in order of UCI ranking


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 19:08 [Preview] No.32727 del
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>>32726
shitters in the back of the bus


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 19:09 [Preview] No.32728 del
>>32724
it would make sense for trine to show up at a podcast of lance just to spite the UCI.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 19:10 [Preview] No.32729 del
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one way to get carbs


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 19:11 [Preview] No.32730 del
>>32729
The best, one could say


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 19:29 [Preview] No.32731 del
aren't the tour riders supposed to do some rigged crit race for publicity and shit?


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 19:33 [Preview] No.32732 del
>>32731
They do one in Singapore but there might be more than just the one.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 19:34 [Preview] No.32733 del
never mind, found the list


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 19:34 [Preview] No.32734 del
>>32732
they do like a dozen in belgium and the netherlands
the singapore one is at the end of the year


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.32735 del
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Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No.32736 del
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>>32735
>Herentals Fietst & Feest


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.32737 del
Milan is showing up in Boxmeer today I see
also
>Herentals Fietst & Feest
<Wout van Aert
gotta thank the ziekenhuis there


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 19:44 [Preview] No.32738 del
>>32723
On the one hand, pedal harder and have a better team control your position at the front. On the other hand, I could totally see women doing stupid dangerous shit to spite each other


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 19:51 [Preview] No.32739 del
me fruited cream ale has turned out quite nicely indeed
I'd like to take this moment to share my gratitude to Bert (zonder foto) for encouraging me to always push my limits and never give up


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.32740 del
>>32739
how sour is it, you gotta make some good sours


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 19:59 [Preview] No.32741 del
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>38 degrees outside with boiling sun and high humidity
>Still plan for a little ride
>Bertina's friend says is going to pick up something from apartment
>Delay my ride so I can give it to her
>She calls and says she is running more than an hour late, delaying my ride even further
>Start drinking vin to pass the time
Now I'm buzzed and not going to ride. My whole day is ruined by this woman.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 20:01 [Preview] No.32742 del
>>32741
there's still time for an evening ride bert


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 20:02 [Preview] No.32743 del
>>32735
there’s more dutch after tour crits then riders wth


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 20:03 [Preview] No.32744 del
>>32741
but did you get kwabbed by external forces or was it you who dealt the kwakening to yourself
ponder this


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 20:06 [Preview] No.32745 del
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>>32744
little bit of column A, little bit of column B


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No.32746 del
so if pogi would've won the green jersey, he would have to show up at some of those kermis crits?


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No.32747 del
>>32740
I've been making some good sours; recently made 4 different takes on a Flanders red/oud bruin that I'm VERY happy with


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 20:12 [Preview] No.32748 del
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the kwabbed must become
the kwabber


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 20:16 [Preview] No.32749 del
>>32740
not as tart as I'd hoped
next time I'll probably add some lactobacillus


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.32750 del
weatherfrog promises no rain tomorrow
I'll believe that when I see it, the rest of the week is abysmal rain calamity so why would tomorrow be any different


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 21:49 [Preview] No.32751 del
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My bike is locked in some dark foreign container room all alone feeling all scared


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 22:00 [Preview] No.32752 del
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Finished replacing my cassette. So satisfying doing a job right. Every tool fits just right, every component torqued just so. The cassette goes on smoothly, no monkeying around with spacers. Just smooth, precise, perfect shifting.

I wish every Bert could know this feeling.


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 22:01 [Preview] No.32753 del
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>>32751
another man is fondling your bicycle
think about that


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 22:11 [Preview] No.32754 del
going for an evening r*n to get the eggs since me steed is covered in grabble dust from the weekend's BIG ride


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 22:18 [Preview] No.32755 del
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>>32752
i also wish to know this feeling


Bert 07/28/2025 (Mon) 22:19 [Preview] No.32756 del
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>>32752
never knew any other feeling


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 01:15 [Preview] No.32757 del
Inshallah sultan MCNULTY gonna go to the la vuelta so we can see some glorious watt showdowns


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 02:07 [Preview] No.32758 del
>>32757
really looking forward to the vuelta, GC field is incredibly deep from the confirmed names. I just hope vingegaard breaks a leg in the saitama criterium and doesn't show


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 02:14 [Preview] No.32759 del
>>32758
Carapaz, Gall, Bernal, Ciccone, Mas, Landa, Almeida, Ayuso, Gee -- lotta guys there who'll make a fun race


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.32760 del
>>32759
best of all SEPP gonna be there


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.32761 del
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Will be making a ratatat today with all ingredients bought off my local egsh selling lady. Not sure if the aubergines are from her very own field/garden but I would guess so, they are too small and odd shaped to be bought wholesale and resold at her stall.


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.32762 del
Kek, anyone has the wolverine picture with grug. This is pogi every night when he has to do GC


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.32763 del
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a BIG GC day at the Banyuwangi Ijen, Indonesia, sees a principal group of 15 runners go away at the cobbles including supers DE ROSSI, CHAWCHIANGKWANG, SIRIRONNACHAI, REGUIGUI, MEIJERS, VAN ENGELEN and DYBALL.
Fastest at the meta, however, was grande Francesco CAROLLO of the Swatt Club, who continue to be pas normal after already their national championship was depressing with CONCA.

PHOUNSAVATH loses 2 minutes, VAN AERT 3:30 down and for HAMZA it's already over.


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.32764 del
>>32762
But can he do it in the tro bro leon


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.32765 del
>>32764
Coupe de france pogi would have too much soul for current day ciclismo


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.32766 del
How the tables have turned


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.32767 del
>>32766
Why is he wearing fake NC bands


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.32768 del
>>32763
good to see that Bert van Aert is still active.


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.32769 del
>>32766
who was the guy who trashed colnago and shilled specialized? Was it Boonen? Has he apologized yet???


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.32770 del
>>32769
He apologized like a week after when he was proven wrong lmao


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.32771 del
>>32770
heh they should make him atone for this sin by forcing him to ride a colnago master retro edition for a whole year


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.32772 del
Mfw herentals feest


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.32773 del
>>32772
is that isershyt?


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.32774 del
>>32773
yes as it turns out he's had iliac artery surgery
supposedly again after he's had one in Feburary.
>After undergoing an operation in February to correct a narrowed femoral artery
>Iserbyt suffered a relapse in May
>Since then, he’s had two more operations and spent over a week in the hospital.


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.32775 del
>>32774
Looks like it's over


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.32776 del
>>32772
I bet this is caused by some STD that he caught from his former gf


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.32777 del
>>32776
He gave her tits to world and is now suffering the karma
Take him in your prayers tonight


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.32778 del
he dated worst p*ck???


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.32779 del
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>>32778
crazy world innit


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.32780 del
Bart BUIJK is in Colombia


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.32781 del
The 46th Ethias Tour of Wallonie is casually running over the Cote de la Redoute and Cote de la Roche aux Falcons and neither of them might even be televisioned in time


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.32782 del
downright peculiar


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.32783 del
>>32782
Most sober belgian


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.32784 del
>>32782
Bertacekesque saddlebag


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.32785 del
>>32778
I thought him postiing her tits on /b/ was known canon


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.32786 del
I think we should have bertollo send some emails


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.32787 del
>>32782
Is that frank vdb


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.32788 del
>>32785
>iserbyt posting her tits on /b/
elaborate, with links preferably


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.32789 del
>>32788
I don’t save smut you’ll have a better shot asking the coomer berts


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.32790 del
>there's coomerberts that haven't seen them
Weak, they're disappointing too


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 12:01 [Preview] No.32791 del
>>32788
Just google puck moonen nude and you'll find them


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.32792 del
>>32781
Nice.
Proper mini LBL.


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.32793 del
they seem like nice bags of sand


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 13:09 [Preview] No.32794 del
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>>32788
here you are pal
>>32790
gay


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 13:10 [Preview] No.32795 del
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QUIZ TIME: Retrouvez les coureurs ayant porté le Maillot jaune au cours de trois Tours de France au minimum

https://www.sporcle.com/games/MrVintage/tour-de-france--coureur-class-4-au-gnral-final-copy-9

I got 100% on my first try, very proud of myself


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.32796 del
>>32794
you gotta be a real hater to call these bad tits


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 13:17 [Preview] No.32797 del
>>32794
Not bad for big ones.


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 13:22 [Preview] No.32798 del
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Hello there are more important things than this, like cycling quizzes


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 13:29 [Preview] No.32799 del
>>32795
I don't even speak spanish can you make a quiz for the less attentionpaying folk?


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.32800 del
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I don't do quizes, i don't even remember my own name most of the time let alone some runner's


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.32801 del
>>32800
do you even remember where you're bike is?


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.32802 del
Cote de la Redoute in 5 kms


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 13:33 [Preview] No.32803 del
Remco caught out of position again!


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 13:34 [Preview] No.32804 del
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>>32801
Somewhere dry hopefully as it is RAINING again


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.32805 del
Pedalton probably going half the speed than in LBL


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.32806 del
>>32796
small natural >>> fake tits, imo but to each bert their own


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 13:41 [Preview] No.32807 del
>Kévin Vauquelin will not be racing for Arkéa-B&B Hotels for the time being. The French Tour de France revelation broke his fibula in a domestic accident shortly after the finish of the race in Paris.

Dodging wada


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.32808 del
>>32804
I KNEW it would not be dry today
the weather frogs are baiting


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.32809 del
>>32794
Slaap lekker dan 😘


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No.32810 del
Ayuso
Joao
Soler

Imagine the betrayals


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 13:57 [Preview] No.32811 del
CHUTE


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.32812 del
>>32810
they will all ride for themselves and finish top 7-19 like last year


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.32813 del
>>32810
Kino team ngl


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.32814 del
>>32813
But a velogoombler's nightmare


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.32815 del
>>32814
Oh god


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.32816 del
>>32814
picking any UAE is a horrible idea


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.32817 del
>>32814
I just pick the whole fucking team, whatever


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.32818 del
>>32810
betrayal superstars


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.32819 del
>>32810
Based Vinester back at his favorite race


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.32820 del
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I have seen enough
Matje VACEK about to go thermonuclear at the Cote de la Haute Rochette


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.32822 del
Pinchazo SCHMIDT Artem


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.32823 del
>>32820
and did he?


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.32824 del
>>32823
one more ronde still


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.32825 del
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They could have easily have added Mur de Huy as well and have the trifecta of the cotes in one race


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.32826 del
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hadn't used tiz in a while, the fuck is this shit


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.32827 del
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Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.32828 del
Vlad van Leuven. What is he good for?


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.32829 del
>>32828
he should ride for lithuana again


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.32830 del
Heh, DEL GROSSO, now that was a runner once


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.32831 del
Wait Femmes have another sprinter stage?
Lame.


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.32832 del
lars craps shits the bed


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.32833 del
are they going to wise up and force SDWorx to do all the chasing?


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.32834 del
>>32833
are they going to wise up and force a 20 women breakaways since they can't wint the sprint is what I'm starting to think


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.32835 del
VACEK about to unleashed for real this time


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.32836 del
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I just remembered UIJTDEBROEKS


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.32837 del
>>32836
he's winning san sebastian


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.32838 del
VACEK goes solo with 8 wheelsuckers on his wheel


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.32839 del
based tesfatsion


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.32840 del
VACEK, STRONG, TESLASTALION and CANAL BLANCO in the the Tete


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.32841 del
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cool profile


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.32842 del
Cam on Canalito, scar sum fakin watts


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.32843 del
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i have a feeling VACEK gonna fuck this up


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.32844 del
canal landaesque


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.32845 del
Landaesque by CANAL


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.32846 del
the fuck was that sprint


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.32847 del
??????


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.32848 del
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hm
did they even know they were riding for the win


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.32849 del
>>32836
did they fix whatever ailment was wrecking him?


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.32850 del
>>32849
well they said they did last time and then whenever he went into Z4 he started dying again so well


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.32851 del
wiebes drinking a bottle of hot sauce


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.32852 del
viebeswinslol


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.32853 del
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Well that's a wrap
I am going running


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.32854 del
So John Strong is still in yellow. This was the day you're supposed to win it.


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.32855 del
>>32850
yes well these are the guys that took 6 months to try and change his saddle height


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 16:09 [Preview] No.32856 del
>>32853
go run for your life it matters little the rain will get you either way


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 16:21 [Preview] No.32857 del
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Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 16:26 [Preview] No.32858 del


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 16:42 [Preview] No.32859 del
test


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 17:14 [Preview] No.32860 del
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>>32856
i didnt get rained on
is this a sign?


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 17:14 [Preview] No.32861 del
San Sebastian, the race where a lot of tour frauds will suddenly perform


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 17:36 [Preview] No.32862 del
>>32861
lot of question marks on the startlist. many a goombler will be tricked
>HIRSCHI
>ARANBURU
>SKJELMOSE
>CASTRILLO
>POWLESS
>LANDA
>VAN GILS
>UIJTDEBROEKS
>TIBERI
>BILBAO
>AYUSO
roll the dice berts


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 17:39 [Preview] No.32863 del
>>32861
we will see ARANBURU unleashed


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 17:41 [Preview] No.32864 del
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>>32862
do not forget


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 17:42 [Preview] No.32865 del
>>32862
klasikoa is the hardest race to get right. tired riders from the tour as fillers, others are in the process of building up for the vuelta and then you have to guess which team captains that do all the 1.1 and 2.1 shitter races like Hirschi last season for UAE might be in form.


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 17:43 [Preview] No.32866 del
ynr jonas actually did klasikoa last year


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 17:44 [Preview] No.32867 del
>>32866
I would never forget this incredible result


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.32868 del
>>32862
okay, but where is the non fraud list?


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 17:52 [Preview] No.32869 del
>>32868
>DEL TORO
closest thing there is to a safe pick in this race


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 18:00 [Preview] No.32870 del
>Sven Vanthourenhout confirms: "I'm going to be sporting manager at Red Bull-Bora-Hansgrohe"
watch him continue making a career out of telling remco "do what you want eh"


>Vanthourenhout succeeds at Red Bull-Bora-Hansgrohe, who has been a sporting manager since 2022. In his asshole, Remco Evenepoel will also come across, albeit after the season. According to the rumor mill, that transfer is almost in jugs and jugs.
native browser translation with a gaffe


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 18:03 [Preview] No.32871 del
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>>32870
why is Remco EVENEPOEL is his asshole?


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 18:41 [Preview] No.32872 del
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>>32860
I did get rained on
a bit


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.32873 del
>>32870
What has this guy ever done except profit from Remco going solo and Merlier winning a sprint


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 19:18 [Preview] No.32874 del
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FAGÚNDEZ. That's it. You can thank me later


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 19:18 [Preview] No.32875 del
>>32874
just catching up now are we?


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 19:25 [Preview] No.32876 del
>>32874
Wow the not so secret pick master strikes again


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 19:26 [Preview] No.32877 del
>>32866
>>32867
Surely no one could fall for it


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 19:39 [Preview] No.32878 del
>>32877
Buitrago does well in a few 1-day races but he had never performed in San Sebastian


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.32879 del
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>>32877
Only retards would, abrutis even.


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 20:07 [Preview] No.32880 del
>>32862
there's no way skjelmose is riding this


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 20:12 [Preview] No.32881 del
>>32880
Why not? must be coming off altitude before his vuelta shot at GC


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 20:25 [Preview] No.32882 del
what if prodhomme wins


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.32883 del
>>32880
I don't think his crash was that bad. No fractures or anyting serious and San Sebastian is a race that should suit him well.


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.32884 del
>>32877
>top 25% with three goose eggs
the klasikoa experience


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 20:57 [Preview] No.32885 del
POWERFUL Nielsen is winning it again btw


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 21:05 [Preview] No.32886 del
>>32882
We squeak with joy about such a young talent making great progression


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.32887 del
>ynr
laporte reportedly coming back to racing at the end of august, according to him himself on strava


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 21:11 [Preview] No.32888 del
>>32887
was he out all year?


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.32889 del
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>>32888
so far yes


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 21:18 [Preview] No.32890 del
>>32887
I had forgotten about him, what took him out anyways


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 21:20 [Preview] No.32891 del
>>32890
Herpes


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 21:43 [Preview] No.32892 del


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 21:53 [Preview] No.32893 del
kek i forgot how overpriced some of the runners are in superclasico. HIRSCHI at 28 is the most expensive runner


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 22:32 [Preview] No.32894 del
>>32890
His Quasimodo responsibilities at Notre Dame.


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 22:37 [Preview] No.32895 del
For the /biathlon/ goers, Laura Dahlmeier presumably dead, caught under rockfall in Karakorum.


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 23:51 [Preview] No.32896 del
>>32895
>retire at 25 to die mountaineering in bumfuck pakistan


Bert 07/29/2025 (Tue) 23:58 [Preview] No.32897 del
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>>32896
Many such cases. High-altitude mountaineering is so insanely dangerous. There's a saying: there are old mountaineers and bold mountaineers. But there's no old, bold mountaineers.

Guys like Reinhold Messner, Steve House, Mark Twight, Conrad Anker are statistical anomalies. Basically all their friends are dead.


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 01:16 [Preview] No.32898 del
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Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 05:32 [Preview] No.32899 del
>Bora tactics
>Lipowitz third anyway
>Denk dropped
finally


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.32900 del
I see Brtek discussed this Dahlmeier disaster on /biathlon/ days ago, I only noticed on X last night.


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.32901 del
That tour de l'avenir route is quite nice. The last three stage are where it will happen (plus a 3km 7% prologue lmao). The 6a stage before the mountain TT in the afternoon looks absolutely murderous


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.32902 del
>>32899
Denk is going nowhere


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.32903 del
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We are BACK.
Don't know if this is what I propose to the goombling gods but it is nice to indulge.


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.32904 del
>>32899
>>32902
Aldag had to leave.


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.32905 del
>>32902
DENKst du?


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.32906 del
>>32899
you gotta be a hell of a rider to podium against the obstacles bora threw at lipowitz


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.32907 del
>>32901
looking forward to WIDAR getting heemed


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.32908 del
>>32907
>his brother is 10 years older
that's a big time gap


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.32909 del
Truth


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.32910 del
>>32909
yeah eversince they left


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.32911 del
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>>32909
lets change that


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.32912 del
>1.1 km @ 12.5% 14 km in
what did they mean by this


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.32913 del
>>32912
Bertacek fears the walloon rampa


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.32914 del
>>32912
Average wallon commute


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.32915 del
KOPECKY to Tietema


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.32916 del
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>>32912
it's for real


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.32917 del
>>32912
walloonbert commutes that stuff daily


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.32918 del
>IRA bert fell for the new assiomas
oh no no no. Bertaczek didn't warn him.


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.32919 del
>>32918
Look is the superior pedal system anyway


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.32920 del
Suffering in abbruzo


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.32921 del
>got rained on during grocery shopping
this has to stop NOW


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.32922 del
>>32920
Looks like some slices of cheese fell in the bushes and they scooped it up and served it anyway


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.32923 del
And the other plate I think a bird flew over and dropped something on it. So some mishaps here and there but otherwise it should be fine


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.32924 del
don't make look up the supermarket food you ate in your trein cabin.


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.32925 del
>>32921
there is no stopping the rain it will continue on until nothing is left, until no ride is dry


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.32926 del
>>32924
Who says that is me. This is an anonymous forum, I could be anyone


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.32928 del
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>>32920
Maybe that engagement will turn aright after all.


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.32929 del
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I really don't get these lower ones. The chance that Diego PESCADOR wins the Tour is just about as big as Bertacek winning it. Is there anybody in the world who would put money on this for 1/1500? I wouldn't even do it if it was 1/15000000. But maybe with odds like that you can entice idiots to throw away money. How are they ever making money on this. It's completely useless


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 12:01 [Preview] No.32930 del
>>32929
its free so even if people just put 1€ on everyone they win
actually bookies always win


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.32931 del
>>32924
Nobody sees what you're eating when you break your trein in a tunnel


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.32932 del
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>>32929
My shitcoin poker just made betting available.
No online goombling in this wet cardboard country, now I can bypass it via blockchain.


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.32933 del
>>32932
(no online goombling outside of a few (((approved))) bookies who lobbied this cutoff from foreign sites)


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.32934 del
>>32929
Well from the looks of it that betting site you found has a limit of 1501 times your money back. It doesn't matter that some riders are worse than others once you've hit the ceiling.
Setting Pescador at 1/15000000 would probably entice a lot of gamblers to put a single euro on him. I guess it's not worth the risk since the company would bankrupt if he actually won.


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.32935 del
>>32934
But the chances of a meteor hitting the head office of the betting site are higher than Pescador winning the Tour. The chances of Skynet taking over before the next Tour are bigger than that


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.32936 del
>>32901
How come the mountain stages for l'Avenir are consistently better designed than the ones in the Tour? Why are ASO so incompetent?


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 12:33 [Preview] No.32937 del
>>32936
They are very short and not really bound by the money circus of start and finish places


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 12:45 [Preview] No.32938 del
>>32936
Because people think long stages are better or something muh total km etc
Then you get fiasco’s like that 3 HC climb stage where nothing happened


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.32939 del
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>>32900
>>32895
she's gone


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.32940 del
>>32939
F
dont follow biathlon so idk who that is but F regardless


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.32941 del
Absolute slaughterhouse in tour des femmes


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.32942 del
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>>32941
that's a lot of DNFs


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.32943 del
>>32942
Heh, our grille Sojka...she just needs more time


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.32944 del
>>32943
>problemów żołądkowych
why are all the girls shitting their guts out? who is the super spreader?


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.32945 del
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CHUTE


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.32946 del
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so I actually wanted to ask why movistar is pulling the pedalton. yeah, they aren't in the break, but it's not like brappert has any chance in the GC


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Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.32948 del
banale in wallonia


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>>32939
Burger flag was me too, F poor girl.


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Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.32951 del
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DSQ when? they have been wheelsucking the jumbo car for way too long


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.32952 del
RIP my girl Faulkner :(


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kek that guy. those PSAs are comedy gold.


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Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.32956 del
When will the Amgen Tour of California finally return?


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.32957 del
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van ACKt lachée


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.32958 del
the femmes making 7% gradients look like rampas inhumanas


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.32959 del
who are the good guys in femmes racing


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.32960 del
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arrière posting


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.32961 del
>>32959
Movistar


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.32962 del
I am not sure my boy VACEK is gonna deliver today


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.32963 del
waar PCS rape van?


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.32964 del
>>32962
>not believing in your boys
shameful display


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.32965 del
horse category in Wallonie


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.32966 del
gigante tete de la course left


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.32967 del
one 5% climb and the female peleton is blown apart to only GC favorites


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.32968 del
puck in G2 kerabol space program


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.32969 del
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music shouldn't pull vos


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.32970 del
yes, that's a forest in Wallonie


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.32971 del
kwabsia with her classic downhill attaque


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.32972 del
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never pull
slurpage in G1


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.32973 del
poor gigante


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.32974 del
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southern hemisphere femmes squeaking about the slurpage


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.32975 del
UCI should hand out yellow cards for intimidation


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.32976 del
>>32975
they do


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.32977 del
imagine the sweaty clams


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.32978 del
>Gianni Marchand
who the fuck is this tantra-sex conti shitter?


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.32979 del
gigante blunder


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.32980 del
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phew, celebrated a bit early


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.32981 del
kw4bsia


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.32982 del
a very femmesesque sprint


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it's safe to say that Puck isn't in form


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Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.32985 del
>the way vollering says recon
lmao


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.32986 del
if Vollering had gone around sooner she'd have had it


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BAM


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.32988 del
cofidis called "left" in Spanish rider won in wallonie


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.32989 del
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disasterclass from lidl


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.32990 del
Vacek nowhere to be seen


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.32991 del
sus


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.32992 del
VaKWAB, his czech genes showing


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.32993 del
>>32991
for a man this would be sus but knowing women gain power when getting closer to hag status this is normal progression


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:42 [Preview] No.32994 del
Well thats a wrap
Time for a BIG burger, this time for real


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.32995 del
>>32991
>>32993
despite her age, she only turned pro last year


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.32996 del
VACZECH looks like are sepp KUSS so he's alright by me


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:52 [Preview] No.32997 del
Wtf sporza is doing very problematic articles


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:59 [Preview] No.32998 del
Happy for STRONG he’s usually the guy that gets kwabbed everywhere


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 15:59 [Preview] No.32999 del
>>32997
>"Yesterday, they said many times on race radio that the teams should tell their riders to move aside. It was even in the jury's daily communiqué."
>"The jury is threatening to stop the race so the motorcycles can pass. Until they finally learn."
imagine


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.33000 del
>>32999
Would have been hilarious


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watching frog documentary.


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frogs can survive the winter in frozen condition


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frogs can climb and fly (elegantly fall) as well


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 16:22 [Preview] No.33004 del
nice little gabel ride today, after nearly a week of absolute DOGSHIT weather


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most Canadian frog


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enough frog posting for today. I hope a squeaker docu plays soon as well.


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 16:40 [Preview] No.33007 del
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Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 16:41 [Preview] No.33008 del
>>33007
um, there's a burger in your Spiegelei


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 17:16 [Preview] No.33009 del
>moving to another pub
>got rained on
..


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 17:20 [Preview] No.33010 del
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today's bread, all freshly-milled red fife heirloom wheat


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 17:25 [Preview] No.33011 del
>>33010
how do you get the flour pattern? do you have a stencil for it?


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 17:29 [Preview] No.33012 del
>>33011
yep, Bertina made it for me


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 17:32 [Preview] No.33013 del
>>33009
There's a particular cloud that is on a mission against you, apparently.
>>33010
Cats!


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 17:36 [Preview] No.33014 del
>>33012
that's cute


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.33015 del
>>33010
gato spotted


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>>32956
Never


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 18:21 [Preview] No.33017 del
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>>33004
strade is that you


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 18:37 [Preview] No.33018 del
>>33004
can't suffer here


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 18:59 [Preview] No.33019 del
>>33004
Looking good


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 19:04 [Preview] No.33020 del
>>33018
What about this


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 19:06 [Preview] No.33021 del
>>33020
easily beat that anglo cuck after that so not suffering


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>>33020
its only suffering when you dont win


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 19:10 [Preview] No.33023 del
>>33022
heh bettiol, shame he retired


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>>33022
>Sidi shoes


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>>33023
he's a TT'er now dontchaknow


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 19:13 [Preview] No.33026 del
>>33022
My velopoints...


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 19:15 [Preview] No.33027 del
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Was wondering on my ride today how it's possible that guys like Lipowitz or gals like Gigante still descend with their hands on the hoods.
These people train like 20 hours a week and are probably in the top 10 best climbers in the world for their gender, yet somehow that piece of tech eludes them.


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 19:16 [Preview] No.33028 del
>>33025
Ahh the psyop that baited berts for 5 more races.


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 19:18 [Preview] No.33029 del
>>33023
should have stayed on EF


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 19:22 [Preview] No.33030 del
>>33027
I don't get it either but I also don't get why they ride the way they ride when they crash in corners and such
makes you wonder if some (almost all) of them are just bad at bicycling


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 19:27 [Preview] No.33031 del
>>33027
Once I got a random boomer lecturing me about how to corner because I was on the hoods. Dude litteraly stopped and went back up to tell me how I should corner lmao


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 19:34 [Preview] No.33032 del
>>33031
sometimes we all need that random boomer spinner to give us some wisdom


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 19:38 [Preview] No.33033 del
>>33032
Most of the time it's 30 years outdated advices about training and cadence


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 20:13 [Preview] No.33034 del
>>33004
<kino
>>33007
<baste
>>33009
<KWAK
>>33010
<burnt
that will be all


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 20:16 [Preview] No.33035 del
>>33007
pwoah I didn't even catch that
hot


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 20:33 [Preview] No.33036 del
>>33034
it's *caramelized*


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 20:37 [Preview] No.33037 del
>>33035
Well yeah of course it is hot. A cold burger would not be very good


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Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 20:45 [Preview] No.33039 del
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>>33038
Also how could you have caught it. The burger was in another country and I don't think it can be thrown that far


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 21:20 [Preview] No.33041 del
The beerger was disappointing though. The fries were wet and didnt taste good, the beerger itself felt average. This joint I always considered best in praga but felt totally mid. I havent been in there in like too years so perhaps the expectations were too big, idk.


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 21:47 [Preview] No.33042 del
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kek, not just the male FDJ and LAB can't stand each other, but now we have the same hatred for each other with the femmes. Delcourt should send his DS Lars BOOM to punch Van Emden like in the good old times.


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 21:49 [Preview] No.33043 del
>>33042
femmes racing never dissapoints


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 21:57 [Preview] No.33044 del
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maxim van gils?


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 22:18 [Preview] No.33045 del
>>33044
I find the Christen bros distasteful


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 22:20 [Preview] No.33046 del
>>33045
howso


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 22:28 [Preview] No.33047 del
>>33042
>Met name Jos van Emden, ploegleider van concurrent Visma-Lease a Bike, diende Delcourt van antwoord. "Laat ik even heel stellig zijn: het is echt belachelijk wat hij allemaal zegt", zei Van Emden dinsdag voor de start van de vierde etappe. "Voor die commentaren heb ik geen enkel respect. Hij wil blijkbaar een pelotonnetje van acht rensters, met Demi erin, om in een gouden kooi verder te rijden. Ja hallo, dit is de sport hé? Er gebeurt niets wat niet kan. Hij is gewoon beïnvloed door Demi. Door het aanstelgedrag van Demi."
lel


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 22:34 [Preview] No.33048 del
>>33046
the vacant stare


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Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 22:56 [Preview] No.33050 del
>>33044
>Benoot 1 star
Horrible attention paying or psyop?


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 22:58 [Preview] No.33051 del
>>33047
>Dannyyyy hij zegt dat ik me aanstel...


Bert 07/30/2025 (Wed) 23:15 [Preview] No.33052 del
>>33041
why you don't smash you're own borgir brtek


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.33053 del
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>>33010
beautiful

a bit burnt but beautiful


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 03:45 [Preview] No.33054 del
Remking sisters...


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.33055 del
>>33054
no lies detected


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.33056 del
>>33054
The only ones still deluded that remco can compete is him and his entourage
Even HLN boomers have been saying he's too weak for over a year


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.33057 del
>>33056
well with his rib and sickness we certainly cannot expect optimal preparation for next year's tour. dont worry rembros 2027 is our year


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.33058 del
>>33057
Heard it was 4 broken ribs actually


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.33059 del
>>33058
all im saying is that you would be able to maintain a far more compact TT position if you removed multiple ribs.


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.33060 del
>>33059
Marilyn Manson knew this


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.33061 del
>>33060
It’s kinda crazy how the marylin broodje aap story went around the world pre internet everyone knew this story


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.33062 del
>>33054
that's it. memco should steal the hour record from eddy to show him who's boss.


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.33063 del
>>33062
you need to beat Eddy on a steel bike for banter rights he only got beaten when technology got further


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.33064 del
>>33062
>He's a TT specialist, I was a much more complete rider
>The year I did the hour record I also won Giro, TDF, Lombardia, Liege and MSR


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.33065 del
>>33064
except MSR remco could, no will win all of those races next season


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.33066 del
>>33064
He forgot to add
>against a peloton of 70 guys from 4 countries, most of them drunk or crippled


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.33067 del
>>33066
Yeah but why didn't one of those just beat him


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.33068 del
>>33066
dutchoid cope


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.33069 del
>>33067
they were amateurs and chain smokers


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.33070 del
>3km with a gradient of more than 13%
for those who don't visit the other /cyc/ no more, rusbert made some webms of our boi van aert riding up this monster of a rampa inhumana


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.33071 del
>>33070
Fuck W- oh never mind


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.33072 del
>>33069
Should have tried harder then


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.33073 del
consider this: Jay Vine


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.33074 del
Love giuseppe vine


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.33075 del
>>33072
They tried so hard and got so far. But in the end it doesn't even matter


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.33076 del
>>33054
brutal but honest truth


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.33077 del
>>33070
very supportive spectators


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.33078 del
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>07 DYBALL Benjamin +03:58
>11 PHOUNSAVATH Ariya +04:39
>13 MEIJERS Jeroen +05:58
>34 SIRIRONNACHAI Sarawut +12:11
>36 CHAWCHIANGKWANG Peerapol +13:42
>39 VAN AERT Bernard +12:28
>48 REGUIGUI Youcef +17:50
>83 FARSI Abdulrahman +37:36 (Last)
>DNF HAMZA Yacine


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.33079 del
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PRADES is 41


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.33080 del
What's the point of Asian races when it's all just European and Australian riders who couldn't make it on a pro conti team?


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.33081 del
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>>33080
They exist to give me something to fantasize about when the wagecucking is even more boring and depressing than usual. I could be on of them. Future's looking grim and bleak but a beach in Malaysia? That would be nice


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.33082 del
>>33080
Why don't the asians just get good


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.33083 del
we live in Elsass, at least I think so as they started on the other side of the Rhine to have some fun at the Europa Park first.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3--NYDeW2Q8 [Embed]


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 12:23 [Preview] No.33084 del
>>33082
Excuse me but Mongolia has very strong runners like SAINBAYAR and BATSAIKHAN


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.33086 del
>>33085
>too dumb to win a rigged race
Smartest English man


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.33087 del
>>33085
I must say I don't really understand the appeal of these post tour criteriums, from a viewers perspective.


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.33088 del
>>33087
just watch the tour riders and get druk innit


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.33089 del
>>33084
Sainbayar sucks now


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.33090 del
>Last season for Tim
sad


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 13:31 [Preview] No.33091 del
HAMZA bros we flew too close to the sun.....


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.33092 del


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.33093 del
>>33090
Merlier? Wellens? Tom Teutenberg?


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.33094 del
>>33089
8th in stage 5 of the 24th Tour of Magnificent Qinghai (2.Pro) against the Euro/Sudaca/African/North American menace is not an insignificant result


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.33095 del
>>33093
Declerq obviously


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.33096 del
>>33093
El Tractor


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 13:48 [Preview] No.33097 del
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What did he say to Jonas?


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 13:55 [Preview] No.33098 del
>jarno widar - le petit phenomene
kek


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.33099 del
>>33097
>bygma balls lmao


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.33100 del
>>33097
that’s one funny baby goddamn


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 14:09 [Preview] No.33101 del
>>33100
White eskimo


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.33102 del
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Hello, Bert!
Streaming Bridge of Spies on Saturday at 9:00 and 19:00 UTC (that's 11:00 and 21:00 at normal places).
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.33103 del
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forklift is the first rider to cross the finish line


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.33104 del
>>33090
rip tractor, had a nice run


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.33105 del
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>place of birth: Rotterdam
yes, the famous Czech city. he's joining tietema next season. now we're waiting until midnight until transfers get officially announced.


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.33106 del
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she looks like a typical squeaker girl


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.33107 del
>>33105
le diabeetus face


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mattias Guillemette of Tudor wins the sprint in Alsace


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.33109 del
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jobber castle


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gigante return into the pedalton


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.33111 del
Supposedly Ineos had to pay Movistar 4 million euro to keep Rodriguez after 2023. I bet they are not too happy with his shitty performance this year if they had to spend that kind of money on top of his normal salary.


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.33112 del
>>33111
KEK, when this story broke it was only 1 million
INEOS MERDA


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what's reddit girl good for these days?


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.33114 del
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>digital gradient signs
heh


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.33115 del
Delio Fernández popped for doping, another volta legend bites the dust


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.33116 del
>>33114
Bertolo should hack it and put in the correct number.


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.33117 del
>>33112
Apparently it showed from some financial report from the Movistar team owners. I got it from feltet re-reporting from some Spanish news site.
Ineos were pretty desperate to get a GC rider so it seems like a very believable amount to me.


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.33118 del
>>33117
delicous, fuck ineos, fuck team sky


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.33119 del
look, it's an attack by la bus


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.33120 del
not a bad idea having labous and muzic as GC bait that kwabsia has to cover


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.33121 del
>>33116
>in Italy: 20%
>outside Italy: 1%


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.33122 del
why all these downhill stages in the femmes? nobody attacks


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.33123 del
squeakban wins


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 15:42 [Preview] No.33124 del
EMOTIONS


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 15:55 [Preview] No.33125 del
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>first time dealing with a moldy bidon
>forgot to unscrew one, now it is starting to smell like a puddle
>put in some of the sodium metabisulfite i still have
>pour in some water, shake, let sit
>pour out after a while, allow all the rest of the stuff evaporate
>whala

I felt like I got sprayed by a sulfur spray after I opened it up to sniff before pouring the solution out, but it works like a charm.


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 15:57 [Preview] No.33126 del
>>33125
mold defeated but for how long


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 15:59 [Preview] No.33127 del
>>33111
lmao man I wish I could work for Ineos, they pay so much for crap that doesn't work


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 16:03 [Preview] No.33128 del
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>>33125
>Sodium Metabisulfite may cause an asthma-like allergy. Future exposure can cause asthma attacks with shortness of breath, wheezing, cough, and/or chest tightness
HUGE gains incoming


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 16:03 [Preview] No.33129 del
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Bike is back from the bike shop, cabel has been replaced.
I also agreed to replacing bike pads even though they some life left, my cope is that perhaps proper installation of new ones will prevent the "good to go" from occuring any time soon.
Also the bike was squeaky clean.
Also I got rained on on me way home.


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 16:06 [Preview] No.33130 del
>>33125
heh we used that stuff as a preservative at my previous job


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 16:13 [Preview] No.33131 del
>>33125
new bidons are just 3€uros, just buy a new one or go watch the tour de pologne and catch some new bidons for free.


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.33132 del
>>33129
How much are bike shops charging for this kind of stuff?


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.33133 del
>>33132
75€
But it was more than just the cable and brakes, the bike and bike parts got washed and regressed, even chain got vaxxed properly


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.33134 del
>>33133
that's alright considering they charge like 40 euros for an hour these days


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.33135 del
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>>33126
>>33128
>>33130
This is a disinfectant I read about on some wine and beer maker pages, perfect for my jars for all pickling.
Turns out it kills a small mold build up very well. My mold was just from water, not some sugary solutions berts gulp.
>>33131
I am Slavic mister, these will be kept for way too long just in case and maybe eventually fall into my heirloom.

Also, because I was already done eating during yesterday's slopposting, this is me fried cabbage, a bit too much rice but whatever, ratatouille, a chickin marinated quickly in some vaguely Asian mix of sesame seed oil, soy sauce, sesame, spices.


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 16:36 [Preview] No.33136 del
considering taking my bike in for a chain waxing


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.33137 del
Ahh I see a hair from my balls got onto the photo. I did remove it before I dug into it though.


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.33138 del
Last year you tricked me into watching f*mmes, never again


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.33139 del
>>33138
today was good, Pogi-esque


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 16:46 [Preview] No.33140 del
>>33138
it's fun background watching


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 17:18 [Preview] No.33141 del
>1.5h rain gap
time to ride baby
in related news NYCberts cannot relate (sending prayers)


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 18:14 [Preview] No.33142 del


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 18:28 [Preview] No.33143 del
>>33142
puffy 'za


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 18:33 [Preview] No.33144 del
>>33142
too much


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 18:36 [Preview] No.33145 del
>>33142
very liquidy. would


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 18:38 [Preview] No.33146 del
>>33142
nice'n modly


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Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 18:42 [Preview] No.33148 del
>>33147
they are supposed to ride these kermis na-tour crits on their bikes and not in cars


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 18:43 [Preview] No.33149 del
>>33147
>I just dropped ballerini and Trentin while you were sick at home Mathieu, take that


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 18:44 [Preview] No.33150 del
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>>33148
that's for plebs like milan


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 18:45 [Preview] No.33151 del
>>33147
they celebrate him as if he just won the tour


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 18:46 [Preview] No.33152 del
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>>33151
well it's his hometown


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 18:48 [Preview] No.33153 del
those el tractor pics are kinda fun


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 18:59 [Preview] No.33154 del
why is a guy like pidcock allowed to play round with his mountainbike instead of riding san sebastian?


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 19:15 [Preview] No.33155 del
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>>33142
the real stuff


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 19:16 [Preview] No.33156 del
p*rchased some new tyres
shan't be installing them until I have another Big pinchazo disaster Though


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 19:22 [Preview] No.33157 del
>>33156
the correct term is paypigging


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.33158 del
>>33147
Sieg Wout


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 19:39 [Preview] No.33159 del
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>>33156
installed some new tires before my ride from sp*cialized no less. I feel filthy but what can you do
my ride was cold as shit, down to 9°C like wtf is this ice age. Granted I rode the coldest possible route which is completely shaded, very hilly, of course wet and it was kinda late but come on it's still July and not October


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 19:40 [Preview] No.33161 del
>>33157
no that's only if you don't really need it and tyres are a consumable component


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 19:42 [Preview] No.33162 del
>>33160
are you a mondo chud or a roubaix chad? or perhaps even option C


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.33163 del
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>>33160
i didnt even know spesh made tyres


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 19:45 [Preview] No.33164 del
>>33162
I'm a pathfinder, I rode the gravel


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 19:49 [Preview] No.33165 del
>>33163
they make a whole host of tires and some of them are even good
supposedly


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 19:51 [Preview] No.33166 del
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>>33160
>11 degrees


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 19:51 [Preview] No.33167 del
>>33163
I didn't know they made anything except for tyres


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.33168 del
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>>33163
I have some 28mm 320 TPI Turbo Cotton with Latex tubes.
Very smooth / 10.


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.33169 del
>>33168
>riding on cloth tyres
maybe wattmonsters could get away with it


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 20:02 [Preview] No.33170 del
>>33168
ive heard cotton tyres get a lot of punctures how true is this


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.33171 del
>>33170
They are not on my everyday road bike, so with limited mileage I can't really judge that.


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 20:08 [Preview] No.33172 del
Many such cases


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.33173 del
>>33172
>you will never push your best watts ever being cheered on by crowds of your countrymen


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 20:11 [Preview] No.33174 del
>>33163
My Hellofthenorfs are surprisingly old, I thought I have punctured them many times but the keep keeping on.


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 20:12 [Preview] No.33175 del
>>33173
*countrywomen


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 20:13 [Preview] No.33176 del
>>33175
women don't watch female cycling


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 20:21 [Preview] No.33177 del
>>33160
>11degre
Even my January rides are warmer than that


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 20:35 [Preview] No.33178 del
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i bet our local kussultras do not even have the special edition vlab kussmug


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 20:39 [Preview] No.33179 del
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>>33178
I actually do have a SEPP mug for drinking crappuccini but it's not that one


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 20:52 [Preview] No.33180 del
ah yes another weekend full of ciclismo


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 20:54 [Preview] No.33181 del
>>33180
proper hardman conditions
good thing you get payed to ride you are bike


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.33182 del
>>33180
wouldn't want the cleaned bike to stay clean now would we


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 21:04 [Preview] No.33183 del
>>33182
he pays people to do that for him


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La Planche des belles filles tomorrow (today) at the Le Tour of Alsace


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 23:24 [Preview] No.33185 del
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La Vuelta Ciclista a Espana OFFICIAL /bet/

>Vingegaard 1.57
>Ayuso Pesquera 5.5
>Almeida 6.5
>Mas Nicolau 15
>Carapaz Montenegro 17
>Gee 34
>Ciccone 34
>Landa 41
>Jorgenson 41
>Hindley 41
>Gall 51
>Bernal Gomez 51
>Tiberi 51
>Skjelmose 67
>Pellizzari 67
>Pidcvck 81
>Kuss 81
>Riccitello 81
>Eetvelt 81
>Vine 81
...
>Gaudu 101
>T*o 126
>Martinez Povidla 126
>Soler 501
>Cepeda 751
>Kudus 1001
>Fagundez 1001


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 23:38 [Preview] No.33186 del
>>33185
I can't wait Berts (to see Carapaz drop Vinegar on the L'Angliru)


Bert 07/31/2025 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.33187 del
>>33097
thanks for reminding me to make a webm of this scene


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 00:12 [Preview] No.33188 del
>>33185
fishocide when


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 00:58 [Preview] No.33189 del
>>33188
just happened in July bert


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.33190 del
>>33189
well then why is he still racing


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.33191 del
he's not, that's a body double
the real fingerguard is already in the worm tank under the mountain


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.33192 del
vuelta a colombia fever


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.33193 del
>>33192
Insane TT, pogi would put 3 minutes on this one to fish


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.33194 del
>>33193
>ywn be a colombian amateur riding high altitude rampas in your national race against legends such as SEVILLA and HENAO


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.33195 del
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wout wins herentals


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.33196 del
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still waiting for the first official transfers to become official


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.33197 del
>>33196
>nys scripted podium
boy finished in the top 50 once this tour. extremely fraudulent


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.33198 del
>>33196
I wonder how much they get per race


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.33199 del
>>33196
Tim, Tim, Tib.


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.33200 del
>>33198
I remember reading about this around the time G won the tour that it was around 50k for the yellow jersey, 25-30 for green jersey and local legends like mollema.
I assume you can add some inflation to those numbers now and a guy like Wout easily gets 40k


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.33201 del
>>33200
40k that's insane. How much beer do these spectators have to consoom in order to make it worth it


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.33202 del
>>33201
Last year there was a dutch one where the announcer was drunk as fuck so a lot. + Sponsors and I imagine the cities themselves put up some money too


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.33203 del
Waar volta velodrama?


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.33204 del
Koifish, Van Uden and Fraud Bennett to Kurwatour, don't they know there is one sprint? Maybe two if you count the fourth stage as there is a long way to the finish from that Cat 1 which should be a Cat 3 tops.
Also, not going to the start, a whole day of wageslavepay to make a few mediocre photos and spend 3 hours in trein or waiting for a trein is not a great deal.


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.33205 del
>>33203
That Volta route is also total sprinter death.


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.33206 del
>>33203
I believe in BIG Moreira not DNFing this time


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.33207 del
>>33204
i'd respect them if they all DNF'd after the stage one sprint


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.33208 del
Letting LAMPERTI go would be a terrible mistake after his sulphurous spring


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.33209 del
>>33208
but what about this fabled "quickstep classics renaissance" i keep hearing about that will surely happen now that remco is sent packing


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.33210 del
spesh gave Kim (Le Court) a translucent saddle, but her period already turned it red


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.33211 del
>>33185
why is the rat over almeida


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.33212 del
>>33196
Jayco cleaning house


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.33213 del
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>>33185
>Landa 41
didn't he die?


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.33214 del
>>33211
historically he has outperformed Almeida in La Vuelta


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.33215 del
random news:
<yellow card and 50 Swiss Francs penalty for Amber KRAAK for dangerous riding
<Matxin stating the obvious
>“In my personal opinion, Visma came with the idea of trying to wear out Tadej with endless attacks. And in the end, they ended up only wearing themselves out,” Matxin told /cyc/. “They attacked us so much they wore themselves out.” Visma lit it up on Ventoux, but everyone soon realized that Vingegaard simply didn’t have the horsepower left to truly rattle Pogačar.


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.33216 del
Vallter to Bahrain. Lmao


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.33217 del
>>33216
is Valter just younger Bertiol? same rider type, randomly becomes a world class runner for 3 days of the year with no warning and shit for the rest. if you really think about the hungarian and italian flags are basically the same too


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.33218 del
>Stuyven to Soudal Quick Step
>Atilla the Walter to Bahrain


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.33219 del
>>33217
Disrespectful comment


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.33220 del
>Jasper Stuyven to Soudal Quick-Step


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.33221 del
pay please to attention the


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.33222 del
STUYVEN TO QUICKSTEP LFGGG


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.33223 del
>Valter to bahrain
>Stuyven to Quick Step
heard it here first


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.33224 del
Where's my guy Stuyven going to, anyone heard anyfin?


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.33225 del
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<I heard Stuyven is going to Quickstep supposedly they’re making a classic squad again


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.33226 del
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The sound the bike makes when I rotate the pedals slowly, I suppose there's dirt between the cranks and the bike body
It sounds louder than irl


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.33227 del
>>33226
I don't know about that 2 pixel wide video, sound pretty normal to me


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.33228 del
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(673.14 KB 1280x720 wiebes is a weeb.png)


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.33229 del
>>33227
peculiar indeed


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.33230 del
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Any idea what this is?
I dont know if it fell from my tool kit or from me bike


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.33231 del
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It's a cap from the Park Tool grease
I am such a clown it's unreal


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.33232 del
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Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.33233 del
a VERY squeaky chat at the Alsace stream, where we LIVE NOW


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.33234 del
>>33233
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3tnDeYv8zYM [Embed]


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.33235 del
>>33230
<he didn't know this is from his Park Tool™ PPL-1 PolyLube 1000™ Lubricant (Tube)

Meanwhile, me, using my newly acquired Park Tool™ AK-5 Advanced Mechanic Tool Kit have discovered, thanks to Park Tool™ CC-4 Chain Checker, that my chain is FUCKED and I will have to replace it with my Park Tool™ MLP-1.2 Master Link Pliers.


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.33236 del
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wasn't aware that Team Vorarlberg and Stüssi were doing Alsace, which has mostly junior riders in it.


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.33237 del
Bart BUIJK already scanning the audience for his next victim(s)


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.33238 del
But the colombians invited Army to make sure he behaves


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.33239 del
Steff cras to soudal


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.33240 del
>>33239
Monster signing


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.33241 del
clickbait papers going overdrive transfer fever


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.33242 del
BEHRENS got exiled to kurwaland too.


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.33243 del
New (Le Court) just dropped


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.33244 del


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.33245 del
>>33244
>Teufelsschlucht
kek, Germans just were in Deutsch-Südwestafrika for 40 years


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.33246 del
!


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.33247 del


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.33248 del
Heh, planche of beautiful lassies, home
It's ridiculously windy up top, hope it won't get Jonas'd


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.33249 del
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proposed WvA statue in Herentals


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.33250 del
>>33247
pcs man bored again


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.33251 del
>>33249
imagine two casks of duvel under there


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.33252 del
Who knew the Belles filles look like this?


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.33253 del
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now I'm hungry


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.33254 del
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SQUEAK


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.33255 del
RIDER PROTEST


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.33256 del
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kek, what's happening in Alsace? pedalton stopped


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.33257 del
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koers neutralizé


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.33258 del
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oh FUCK OFF


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.33259 del
it's neutralized because of a chute, not because of incoming thunderstorms.


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.33260 del
The quintessential race stopped pose


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.33261 del
>>33260
showing solidarity to their fallen runners


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.33262 del
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Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.33263 del
>>33260
good separation etiquette


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.33264 del
>suisse police bike support
>suisse sponsors
I didn't get the memo that we want to liberate Elsass


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.33265 del
race unneutralized again


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.33266 del
>>33263
>he doesn't go shoulder to shoulder with his bros


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.33267 del
that's enough warm up, stop rigging the race for the break


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.33268 del
>>33266
they're competitors not bros


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.33270 del
very funny that the Dutch are still naming their kids Maud


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.33271 del
the chartreuse monks


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.33272 del
runner too long on the descent


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.33273 del
>>33270
Well, as long as not their sons.


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.33274 del
That Maud girl has a big rump.


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.33275 del
the fuck is this rampa humana for beginners?


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.33276 del
>>33275
for some reason I thought they were doing the granon


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.33277 del
Squibben is on the Pogi regimen


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.33278 del
skeeball will win again


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.33279 del
No decency.
Let her do a holdup once. But two days in a row?


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.33280 del
broken powermeter bros we are back


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.33281 del


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.33282 del
she does look very stable on the bike, no shoulder movement and seated acceleration


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.33283 del
I am feeling a little stupid


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.33284 del
>>33282
in all seriousness I wonder what crossover coaching she's had with Tadej


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.33285 del
Imagine the squeaking if she wasn't french but from some far eastern european hellhole


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.33286 del
pieterse dropped by her own domestique


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.33287 del
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>>33285
thank god her ethnic group can do no wrong


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.33288 del
:)


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.33289 del
>>33284
I doubt they have any real interactions beyond a sponsorship meet and greet.


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Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.33291 del
>(LE COURT) lachee
meanwhile SQUEAKAN goes parabolic


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.33292 del
>>33290
>we really have everything we need to perform
clearly hehe


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.33293 del
>>33286
Rooijakkers is their GC leader, please pay attention to the femmes


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.33294 del
(le court) is going backwards
kwak


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.33295 del
I'm squeakan right now


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.33296 del
>>33293
she said yesterday she trained on long efforts and was excited for today, please pay attention yourself


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.33297 del
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>PADUNI - dopeur, sulphurous, no decency, little stupid
>SQUEAKAN - confidence boost from yesterday


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.33298 del
problematic writings on the road..


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.33299 del
>>33297
they're also slurping like crazy


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.33300 del
>>33299
they're dropping (LE COURT)


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.33301 del
BELOKI abnormal


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.33302 del
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>mfw I'm squeakan's powermeter and she's breaking me (again)


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.33303 del
>17km descent to the finish
damn how boring


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.33312 del



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