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/cyc/ - Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift Thread #12 Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No. 33269
Week 4 edition

>Current and upcoming races
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
21.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.1 WE
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
26.08 - 29.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
27.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
28.08 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE
30.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - CERATIZIT 1.WWT
31.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT
02.09 - 07.09 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT
02.09 - 07.09 Lloyds Bank Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Xjeg9zf7 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>32277


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.33305 del
good lord thats some dodgy descent and some dodgy descending
chutes inbound


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.33306 del
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Slurpage extraordinaire from G2


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.33307 del
merkel beloki wins


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.33308 del
Man they must really think gigante will go super thermonuclear to do all of this


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.33309 del
mountain finish tomorrow, Squeakan going 3 for 3


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.33310 del
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We have to go back


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.33311 del
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Still not watching


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.33313 del
>>33296
I don't think that really changes anything about Rooijakkers being their leader


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.33314 del
>>33310
>almost faded


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.33315 del
bit lame this edizione


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.33316 del
>"Ghekiere"
<*throat-gargling sounds*


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.33317 del
never thought I'd see someone get descending lessons live in a race
but somehow it's working


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.33318 del
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borremans made it in front of chamion (non biciklet edition)


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.33319 del
>>33318
bunch of 19 year old and covilli and stussi


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.33320 del
>>33318
stüssisisters, another topten to celebrate


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.33321 del
>Group van Anchoj


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.33322 del
Paduni reborn


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.33323 del
why can't male squeakers pull this off?


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.33324 del
>Incredible, incredible
those were not the words we heard 5 years ago


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.33325 del
>>33324
when the French do it, it's not illegal


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.33326 del
>old man kissing her
blech


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.33327 del
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Not even tired


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.33328 del
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the strongest possible ethnicity in cycling is a French-Norwegian mutt


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.33329 del
>not tired at all
she's winning with 5 minutes tomorrow


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.33330 del
>>33328
riding for an Arab team


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.33331 del
>massive shitstorm in an hour
I am NOT falling for this shit again, I am going running instead


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.33332 del
disobeyed her DS to go for it again lol


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.33333 del
>>33332
based


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.33334 del
>>33331
join me in vine land Brteke


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.33335 del
enough with the femmes FFS


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.33336 del
>>33335
it's fun, get over yourself


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.33337 del
>>33331
turns out I have about 1 hour as well and then the apocalypse begins
finna ride up 1 hill and down again and thats that kek


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 16:55 [Preview] No.33338 del
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Perfect weather here but I don't have a bike. Couple of hikes though


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 16:56 [Preview] No.33339 del
22°C here today, and low clouds as if it were b*lgium
downright chilly all things considered


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 17:02 [Preview] No.33340 del
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it happened again


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.33341 del
>>33339
Lovely weather innit


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.33342 del
>>33341
a bit kino conditions for august I daresay


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 17:09 [Preview] No.33343 del
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WE LIVE IN COLOMBIA


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.33344 del
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I never post about female cycling but surely someone made the joke about Squeakban already


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.33345 del
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>>33340
I return dry


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 17:45 [Preview] No.33346 del
ultimo kilometrosh


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 17:46 [Preview] No.33347 del
a runner won


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 17:47 [Preview] No.33348 del
ah yes, Waldemar PEREDEZ, famous for his 4 years suspension


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 17:51 [Preview] No.33349 del
>>33348
Many such cases. Wada trully hates sudacas


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 17:54 [Preview] No.33350 del
>>33348
>banned in 2019
doped 1 year too early


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 17:58 [Preview] No.33351 del
>>33350
Imagine his covid protocol


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 17:58 [Preview] No.33352 del
whatever happened to that canadian dopeur? did he get favela'd or OD on bathtub chemicals or somethin?


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 18:00 [Preview] No.33353 del
>>33352
Derek GEE? He's still around he just didn't race since the giro and won't race until the vuelta


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 18:02 [Preview] No.33354 del
>>33353
Silent ban?


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.33355 del
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>>33354
Very likely


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.33356 del
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some post work bergs, weather is turning schizo from sun to very windy to rain to sun again in an hour


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 18:14 [Preview] No.33357 del
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Hearing rumours from guys in the circle of WALSCHEID Max that there are actually talks between Lipo's management and Lidl-Trek.


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 18:15 [Preview] No.33358 del
>>33357
that would be a very good signing for trek


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 18:17 [Preview] No.33359 del
>>33357
hell yeah


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 18:34 [Preview] No.33360 del
>>33357
the lipowitz-ciccone-nys axis will be to powerful too control


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 18:36 [Preview] No.33361 del
mhmm roglic in san sebastian


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 18:38 [Preview] No.33362 del
>>33361
Lmao


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 18:39 [Preview] No.33363 del
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Ready


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 18:44 [Preview] No.33364 del
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>>33361
I believe


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 18:44 [Preview] No.33365 del
>>33361
a test of faith


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 18:46 [Preview] No.33366 del
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>>33365


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.33367 del
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What are you doing, Roglic will DNF before Jaizkibel


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 18:52 [Preview] No.33368 del
just saw a video from New York. Our bert from there did get a bit wet.


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 18:53 [Preview] No.33369 del
>>33368
already sent thoughts and prayers
will also send thoughts and prayers to any roglic picker


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 18:55 [Preview] No.33370 del
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>>33368
Queens got hammered, but it wasn't so bad in Manhattan. I also commute by car (EXTREMELY rare for Manhattan) so didn't have to deal with the Subway flooding.

>>33367
>>33369
please refer to YOUR #1 source for odds


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 18:58 [Preview] No.33371 del
I'm having a look at the Colmbia Vuelte profiles. Now that's ciclismo. Stage 6 & 9 have some endless climbs.


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 18:58 [Preview] No.33372 del
>>33370
the FUCK are those odds


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.33373 del
>>33372
Without remco basically anyone with good legs can win


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 19:01 [Preview] No.33374 del
>>33370
finna put 10 bucks on everyone and become rich


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.33375 del
>>33370
Onley looked so fucked by the end of the tour I can't even see him finish the race


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.33376 del
>>33375
hes had a week


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.33377 del
Where are all the BIG transfer announcement? Stuyven and Valter are hardly noteworthy.


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 19:11 [Preview] No.33378 del
meanwhile tom shitcock is going to do the arctic tour of norway


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.33379 del
>>33378
ynr that cope article he did where he said he was totally fine not getting a tdf invite and actually preferred the vuela/giro double cuz reasons


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 19:16 [Preview] No.33380 del
>>33379
yeah and how he was gonna go for stages, I mean GC, I mean stages, I mean GC in the giro


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.33381 del
tour of poland actually got a nice route for once, cursed race is evolving


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 19:23 [Preview] No.33382 del
>>33380
in the end he went for neither heh


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.33383 del
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I am picking ole Roglaman then.


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 19:38 [Preview] No.33384 del
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I can't sort out the psyops from the regular ops


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.33385 del
>>33384
Why can't you see
What you're doing to me
When you don't believe a word I say?
Don't you know I'm caught in a trap?
I can't walk out


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.33386 del
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>>33384


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 19:45 [Preview] No.33387 del
>>33384
van GILS is ripe


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 19:46 [Preview] No.33388 del
reminder that runners that were invisible in the tour usually do well in the klasikoa


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.33389 del
>>33388
I've heard enough. Powless IN


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.33390 del
>>33388
B-Noot said he pushed some of his best watts ever and could probably podium this year's fleche with how good he was


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.33391 del
>>33360
NYS is dead and gone


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.33392 del
>>33391
>>33388


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 19:57 [Preview] No.33393 del
>>33391
why didn't he just go to a comfy vuelta for his first GT
some lovely uphill sprints and unipuertos to be had


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.33394 del
>>33392
sorry, there is no way he's recovered yet


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.33395 del
>>33394
he's not even riding it


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 20:03 [Preview] No.33396 del
>>33395
see? not even recovered


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 20:16 [Preview] No.33397 del
>>33393
belgian next hope disease. im afraid its terminal


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.33398 del
>>33386
SON of a BITCH, that is almost my team


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.33399 del
>>33398
>he fell for the psyops


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.33400 del
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I do have Grégoire btw


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.33401 del
>>33400
bullshit you won't have him in your team past deadline


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 20:41 [Preview] No.33402 del
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checking in on notorious dopeur ilkhan DOSTIYEV. hilarious bio, he looks serene in his little pool. wonder when his partner in crime REMKHI will finally get caught


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 20:49 [Preview] No.33403 del
>"Riders aren't robots. Otherwise, we would have succeeded. Lotte worked incredibly hard. She gave it her all more than ever, sacrificing everything to be at her best in the Tour. That didn't work out.

>"After the Tour, we'll evaluate this together with her management. Did we make the wrong choices? Did we make mistakes as a team? What can we learn from this? We don't need to do that now, during the excitement of the Tour."
lel


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 20:55 [Preview] No.33404 del
>>33403
kwak


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 20:55 [Preview] No.33405 del
I am not taking De Stier


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 21:08 [Preview] No.33406 del
KUNG, LIE, TORO
there all fine runners


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 21:09 [Preview] No.33407 del
>>33406
wrong suisse bvll


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.33408 del
>>33406
excellent picks


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 21:13 [Preview] No.33409 del
Roglic has won one (1) 1.WT race in his career and it's a monument


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 21:48 [Preview] No.33410 del
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every fucking shponsor of demi produced a video for youtube at this point.


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.33412 del
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scored some good eggs


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 23:12 [Preview] No.33413 del
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I watch the femmes
from behind


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 23:15 [Preview] No.33414 del
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extremely humiliating experience today. had TWO flats while riding gravel, both on my rear tyre, both massive gashes that that weren't patchable. was not able to fix the second one because who the fuck carries two spares. had to phone a friend to pick me up by the roadside. my day is ruined and the psychic pain this caused me is beyond words


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 23:26 [Preview] No.33415 del
>>33414
I don't carry ANY spares and it has never gone against me


Bert 08/01/2025 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No.33416 del
>>33414
serves you right for riding gr*vel

I hope this won't come back to haunt me tomorrow


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.33417 del
>>33412
kino
>>33414
>he doesn't carry both a spare tube and a patch kit in his Big sattelbag
KWAB deserved


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.33418 del
>>33417
well yes i did have a patch kit, but i could not patch EITHER of the tyres because they were that crocked


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 01:44 [Preview] No.33419 del
where are all the transfers i was promised


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 01:47 [Preview] No.33420 del
>Dries De Bondt to Astana
>Eddie Dunbar to Q36.5


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.33421 del
>>33418
mit foto ?


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.33422 del
>>33421
zonder foto [threw them out already]. both were long slash-like cuts, very thin and long. very odd all around, second flat was around ~5 mins after the first one so i'm assuming its something in/about the wheel that's causing it due to how similar the issue was in both tyres. didnt see anything on initial inspection but going to replace the rim tape and take a closer look later.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.33423 del
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Not so sekrit I guess.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.33424 del
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>>33423
wild that its already open without half of the teams even released.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.33425 del
>>33419
Guess it was overhyped nothingburgers


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.33426 del
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Easy


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.33427 del
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Majka is retiring after this season, do with this information what you will.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.33428 del
>>33427
I was kinda surprised that he had to babysit the kiddos at the Giro instead of being pogi's best helper one more time at the tour.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.33429 del
>>33428
He probably wasn't the best helper, probably not the 4th or 5th best helper.
Too bad he didn't score a stage win at Giro to have a full suite.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.33430 del
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Speaking of Pog and his hjalpers.
He is hosting a criterium in his home town and aparently his buddies will be there :Michael Mathews, Isaac Del Toro, Tim Wellens, Valerio Conti, Eddie Dunbar, Matteo Trentin, Pavel Sivakov, Luka Mezgec, Matej Mohorič, Domen Novak, Matevž Govekar
Not invited Primož Roglic.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.33431 del
Fun velogoomble, many good riders similarly priced


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.33432 del
Dawg only 4 velocredits.
What a steal!


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.33433 del
>>33430
I'm surprised that Dunbar has made it to his close circle. Was it through Mathews?


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.33434 del
>>33430
I assume primoz was invited, so he looked for an excuse and went to klasikoa instead


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.33435 del
>>33433
>Was it through Mathews?

Probably. I'm guessing those guys living in Monaco all go for a ride or 2 together at some point.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.33436 del
>>33428
He’s better at that than for pogi in my opinion, last two times he helped pogi in TdF pogi lost. His tactics aren’t bright his interviews are even more dreadful very grugesque man.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.33437 del
>sander de pestel
>free hessmann
>next remco
>Ion Izagirre and Jon Agirre
>andrew current month
so many adjustments to be made


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.33438 del
>>33430
Surprise guest Carlos SAINZ


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.33439 del
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>>33433
i'm surprised this dude is going to Q36.5 instead of doing a comfy domestique job for pogi


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.33440 del
>>33439
Q3.65 has infinite money glitch at the moment and they probably land on the auto invite non UWT place on the ladder


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.33441 del
>>33439
most slavic pog has ever looked


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.33442 del
>>33439
>hey Jonas check out my arms


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.33443 del
>>33440
> infinite money glitch
have you seen what they're signing, they're basically the old israel 2.0


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.33444 del
>>33443
they should sign rog for one gorillion


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.33445 del
>>33444
quintana is a free agent...


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>>33430
Campo Imperatore, I have slurpage ptsd


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.33447 del
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>>33439
I'd do unspeakable things to that foid.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.33448 del
>>33430
Jürgensohn should show up there.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.33449 del
>>33448
kek


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.33450 del
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mhmm, interesting development at the end
is that when they drop the nukes


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.33453 del
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I didn't see Scaroni on the startlist.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.33455 del
>>33453
TO BE FAIR he was added later


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.33458 del
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Picks. >>33451


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.33459 del
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took me mom on the famous schnitzel
unfortunately its gonna start to rain before i get home and its gonna rain till monday
fuck


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.33460 del
roglic lachee


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.33461 del
i've seen enough, LABROSSE wins


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.33462 del
>>33459
I've just learned the subhumanoids from Małopolska call a minced meat pate a schnitzel.
Austria can take them back.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.33463 del
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auspicious


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.33464 del
>>33463
toro already rehearsing his victory pose


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.33465 del
>>33464
and vine zeroing in on the female camerawoman


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.33466 del
>Klaas Lodewyck to be become team leader at Bora
Remco leaving is a genuine blessing for Quick Step, that guy was mentally retarded


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.33467 del
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>>33466
So all these changes at Bora are to accommodate Remco?
How is he expecting to progress if he brings the same old enablers with him?


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.33468 del
>>33467
>Sven
>Klaas
>Cattaneo
>His (retarded) coach
>Some masseuse
>His mechanic (also his cousin)
Bora is insane, this is Sagan tier bullshit


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.33469 del
>>33468
Lipo really need to go to liddl


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.33470 del
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Remco supposedly badmouthed Lipo a lot in the peloton while still riding the tour. That little man will seethe even more next season, will be great entertainment.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.33471 del
>>33470
Not gonna even look up if this is real because I want to believe it


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.33472 del
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>your the best in the world remco
>this year was just a hiccup remco
>dont listen to the haters remco
>you just need winter training remco
>never listen to the haters remco
>next year no one can stop you remco
>dont listen to the haters remco
>dont let them get to you remco
>dont listen to the haters remco


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.33473 del
>>33427
great pick for the tour de pologne then, one last ride of glory


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.33474 del
>>33472
why would you listen to the haters


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.33475 del
>>33469
unfortunately Lipo is tied to Bora long-term (according to Denk interview with ARD)


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.33476 del
>>33469
Lipo is good thanks to himself though don’t see how any bora leadership has been good past years not that the swanepool entourage will do him any good


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.33477 del
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>>33469
>“Florian is committed to us for the long term.”
hmm...


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.33478 del
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>>33472
>Did you see what you can do with a broken rib, you dominate these races
>These frauds are nothing but ants to you


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.33479 del
>>33477
they stopped announcing contract extensions or something apparently


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.33480 del
>>33479
if adam hansen mandated that all rider contracts are made public like basically every other serious sport i would kneel. i need to know how much some frauds are getting paid


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.33481 del
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Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.33482 del
>>33481
don't chute


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.33483 del
>>33481
lovely high enough to not suffer from insects, horseflies have been terrible this year


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.33484 del
>>33482
chutes build character


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.33485 del
What's Basque version of Bert?
In b4 Bertxt.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.33486 del
>>33485
Bertxe


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.33487 del
>>33485
Berxiriza


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.33488 del
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I remember Klaas LODEWYCK as a runner. He was one of those buddies/minions of Philippe GILBERT, who was always on the team with him despite doing nothing. Like Sagan had Bodnar and Oss. And now he is BACK. Leeching off of a certain Remco EVENEPOEL. How do these people have any selfrespect


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.33489 del
>>33485
Bertenetxea of course


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.33490 del
Never thought cyc could get worse than during the tdf, but seems like the femmes manages it


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.33491 del
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Anyway, about Gilbert. I know his "special friend" at first was Delage. Was with him at FDJ for four years and then transferred with him to Lotto. After two years they broke up and in 2011 Delage went back to FDJ. Then suddenly Klaas Lodewyck shows up at Lotto in 2011, despite being a Topsport Vlaanderen shitter who never did anything before that. The next year Gilbert takes Lodewyck with him to BMC and they stay together for four years, until he retires and becomes sports director. He follows Gilbert to QS in 2019, but I guess the love may have been over a bit then. In 2019 a certain Remco EVENEPOEL shows up at QS and the next year Gilbert leaves for Lotto. Klaas and Remco are now happily together ever since. This concludes my investigation.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.33492 del
squeakban


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.33493 del
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I've seen enough


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.33494 del
>>33493
Visma bros....


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.33495 del
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I have now made this handy chart. You may draw your own conclusions. I don't know what happened in 2017 and 2018, more research may be needed but the pattern has been clearly established.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.33496 del
>>33458
well well well, look who's back at the top of the boring charts


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.33497 del
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>>33496
I also have a very interesting chart. Hello am I shadowbanned again?


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.33498 del
>>33497
No shadowbans here.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.33499 del
oh they don't have that absolute inhumanas from last year in san sebastian


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.33500 del
>>33488
Oss was a pretty good runner though


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.33501 del
>>33485
Bertenet


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.33502 del
>>33500
Not in his last years as Sagan's butt boy


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.33503 del
>>33499
shorter and less climb very weird parcours


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.33504 del
We live on the Jaizkibel


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.33505 del
Whoa sporza with the perfect production value


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.33506 del
>>33504
>jose been
im going to kill myself


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.33507 del
>>33506
Jose de chewer here


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.33508 del
Labrosse looks like Lafay


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.33509 del
Plapp the wheelsuck king in his element


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.33510 del
alright I'm here where's Roglic


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.33511 del
American Eagle lachee


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.33512 del
Lenny Martinez lachee
the post tour RNG debuff is happening


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.33513 del
>FDJ train


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.33514 del
>>33512
unsurprising, he was already shit in 3rd week of Tour


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.33515 del
Cicco must be feeling good


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.33516 del
INHUMANAS begins


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.33517 del
>3.8k at 10.6%
pwoah


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.33518 del
ATTAQUE ROGLIC


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.33519 del
ROGAKING


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.33520 del
>roglic doubters
couldn't be me


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.33521 del
Cicco, Van Gils, Christen and Gregoire follow


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.33522 del
is that fucking Proddoped?


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.33523 del
Roglaman, Roglaman, vince in ogni guerra!


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.33524 del
BLOBLOBLO


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.33525 del
tis koers


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.33526 del
>>33513
<Gregoire looking go-ACK


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.33527 del
I think rogman killed himself a little


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.33528 del
attaque del toro


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.33529 del
Plapp'd


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.33530 del
>>33528
that's not del toro PCS man


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.33531 del
Okay I am here
At what km did ROGLIC DNF


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.33532 del
>>33527
it's his new habit


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.33533 del
>Jose Bean
and goodbye again


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.33534 del
rampaskino


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.33535 del
AYUSO DEAD


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.33536 del
gregoire and ayuso on the fraudcam


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.33537 del
Cian blobloblo doing what Vingegaard couldn't
who would've thought


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.33538 del
is that CIAN??


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.33539 del
>>33531
actually he's in the mix again


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.33540 del
ok maybe I should have taken Del Toro


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.33541 del
>>33538
my god it's the uitdebroeckx music


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.33542 del
isaac that isnt jon barrenetxea chasing you


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.33543 del
>>33541
https://youtube.com/watch?v=k3EUprslmyw [Embed]


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.33544 del
>I am forced to watch TNT ads for the first time in months and its worse than ever
cycling AFRIKA. And then the bean is """"commentating"""" this race, man ciclismo demands a lot today


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.33545 del
>>33544
didnt even wait till the end of the climb to start the ads too. extremely dishonorable


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.33546 del
Leo biseaux lives again


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.33547 del
bisiauxbros!


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.33548 del
heh always bet on the powless in san sebastian velogame


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.33549 del
Where the FUCK is Ayuso


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.33550 del
>>33549
dropped 10 minutes ago with gregoire


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.33551 del
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wow talk about slurpage


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.33552 del
>>33550
Where the FUCK is Onley


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.33553 del
>>33551
g2bros..


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.33554 del
>>33552
Why would Onley do good here you think he spent last week on the rollers?


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.33555 del
>>33554
He has been not normal all fucking year


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.33556 del
>>33554
he should do well to earn me velobucks


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.33557 del
>>33552
not even pogacar has managed a TDF GC campaign and good result in san sebastian


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.33558 del
>>33557
this is proof rog saved his bullets instead of hjaelping for lipo


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.33559 del
>>33558
clearly he was doing Z2 on La plagne


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.33560 del
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>ONLEY, GREGOIRE, and AYUSO didn't even make gr. SWEENY


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.33561 del
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>>33560
My last chance is an unbelievable Vuelta. I will have to do a lot of secret pick research


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.33562 del
>Ayuso's group


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.33563 del
del toro is overdoing it with the dopage


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.33564 del
Squeakban is going to win the yellow jersey today


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.33565 del
>>33564
We don't care Bert


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.33566 del
>>33563
They're making him the next Pogacar. Pogi is already showing the first signs of being burned out.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.33567 del
>>33564
Vollering getting betrayed too


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.33568 del
>>33566
he also rides pretty upright most of the time, really seems like a more shitty mini pog


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.33569 del
>>33568
he's also cracking his back like once every half hour, I expected him to join team backpain by age 24


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.33570 del
i wonder if the trek aero bottles are harder or easier to grab while on the bike


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.33571 del
Did you know Donostia means San Sebastian


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.33572 del
>>33570
judging by skjelmose in the tour harder


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.33573 del
Hey there is Onley


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.33574 del
powless and bisiaux ratting [as they should]


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.33575 del
hey there's onley


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.33576 del
Liane Brappert already lachée


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.33577 del
>>33563
He looks awesome on the bike to be fair he’s natural talent dopage or not


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.33578 del
>teleports in front of you to the final rampa
heh...nothing personnel...


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.33579 del
lame
let's talk how we all got rained on on our afternoon ride


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.33580 del
>>33579
was raining this morning but seems to be good now, gonna go for a ride after the race


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.33581 del
>>33579
haven't seen a drop in months


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.33582 del
Odds of Cicco beating Del Toro in the sprint? He lost to him in the Giro.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.33583 del
>>33579
The weather in Czechoslovakia is actually in the news here because some zoomer got hit by lightning or something


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.33584 del
>>33582
Del toro is riding like he's gonna drop him on the climb


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.33585 del
>>33582
If they're together after that climb it trully is 50/50


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.33586 del
>>33582
But Del Toro lost to W*ut. And W*ut lost to literally everyone


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.33587 del
>>33582
but who will blink first


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.33588 del
>>33586
Wout dropped Pogi on a rampas so that means Ciccone wins.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.33589 del
>>33588
That was scripted Bert


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.33590 del
>>33586
actually after montmartre he is now the lineal title holder on uphill punches


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.33591 del
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>>33586
yes well


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.33592 del
rogman is gonna catch them somehow


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.33593 del
They are slurping. Another Del Toro masterclass incoming


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.33594 del
rog in his allah phase


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.33595 del
CAM ON JAN


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.33596 del
Fucking hell, Jan Christen no fucking decency


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.33597 del
STEEP


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.33598 del
CAM ON NELSON FIGHT FOR THOSE POINTS


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.33599 del
This. Is. Not. Normal


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.33600 del
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UAE ZERO DECENCY


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.33601 del
>random ayuso kwab cam
lel


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.33602 del
>>33598
USA USA USA


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.33603 del
powless save my people from the dopage menace


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.33604 del
Del Toro cooked. And so am I


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.33605 del
betrayalkino


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.33606 del
uh oh torobros


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.33607 del
I do NOT like the UAE zoomers


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.33608 del
forza cicco


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.33609 del
ALLEZ CICCO


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.33610 del
CAM ON CICCO DROP HIS ASS


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.33611 del
And Scaroni lachee. I will kys myself now


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.33612 del
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GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.33613 del
VAMOS CICCO


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.33614 del
GRANDEEEEEEEEEEE


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.33615 del
But I do like Cicconegod kwabbing these dopeurs :)


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.33616 del
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GRANDE


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.33617 del
cicco played them like a fiddle kek


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.33618 del
>>33615
BASED


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.33619 del
Nice motor pacing for my boy cixcone


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.33620 del
christen is not gone he's right there


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.33621 del
POWGOD


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.33622 del
waar rogman


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.33623 del
I KNEIL


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.33624 del
>>33621
AMAZING


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.33625 del
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The plapping guy is so sulphurous only because others sulphur is shining like a supernova, he remains under the radar


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.33626 del
>>33620
Some squeaker should put a branch in his spokes


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.33627 del
apache > nahua


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.33628 del
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got rained on today


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.33629 del
>>33625
he has the decency to not try enough that WADA lets him do it, but only on occasion


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.33630 del
>>33625
dude's been hanging off the shimano car for 40 minutes


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.33631 del
>>33625
if you don't win shit people don't care that you dope


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.33632 del
Ciccone looking smoother to me


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.33633 del
>>33632
christen is a known descendlet


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.33634 del
So being a commentator is a lifetime job? Surely they can't do serious performance evaluation


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.33635 del
>>33633
he is more aero though which cancels it out


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.33636 del
CAM ON CICCO


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.33637 del
Het is man tegen man Renaat


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.33638 del
We just went by the assassination corner


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.33639 del
VAMOS CICCO
ALLER CICCO
KOMAAN CICCO


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.33640 del
phwoar he's close


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.33641 del
>200BPM face


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.33642 del
UAE sans Pog is no joke lmao, what a mess


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.33643 del
UAE needs to be punished for this racing please Christen can't win this


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.33644 del
dont look back my son


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.33645 del
maybe del toro shouldn't have done all that work
starting to think this guy has 70IQ


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.33646 del
>>33643
UAE sans pogi is by far my favorite team


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.33647 del
uh oh christen has him in his sights


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.33648 del
>>33645
he really does race like pog, just not the same legs


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.33649 del
he fucking has it HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.33650 del
KAM ON CIKO SKORE SOME FAKIN WATTS


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.33651 del
legendary fumble by uae


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.33652 del
CAM ON CICCO


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.33653 del
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.33654 del
Came back from my ride just in time to see UAE get kwabbed. Life is good.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.33655 del
CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO CICCO


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.33656 del
GRANDE
GRANDE
GRANDE


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.33657 del
>>33645
one could ask what was del toro thinking but I doubt he thinks much


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.33658 del
>>33648
few more years in the program and he'll be a menace


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.33659 del
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Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.33660 del
Haha maybe Benoot should have done that one sprint against Powless


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.33661 del
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Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.33662 del
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GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE
GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE
GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE
GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE
GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.33663 del
ROGLIC 3rd?


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.33664 del
>>33663
van gills.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.33665 del
>>33663
ROGLIC got dropped earlier I think


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.33666 del
Grande victory


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.33667 del
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1-2-3-5-6
and just like that my shitty tour goomble deficit is gone


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.33668 del
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>>33664
>>33665
oh my bad I forgot bora has other riders


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.33669 del
christen really bridged to del toro, immediately dropped him by leading out ciccone, and then got canned. proper stuff


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.33670 del
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ROGLIC doesn't give a shit about your velopoints


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.33671 del
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>>33667
>1-2-3-5-6
pas normal


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.33672 del
>ynr Cian


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.33673 del
>>33667
insane team my friend


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.33674 del
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>>33667


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.33675 del
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>>33667
Numberposting NOT allowed


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.33676 del
>Her/She


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.33677 del
>xandro MEURISSE 10th
>he was in the tour
>with multiple top 20 finishes
nobody knows who that is
nobody.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.33678 del
the health of the sport requires del toro to go to the vuelta with almeida and atchooso.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.33679 del
>PRODHOMME 16
not bad


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.33680 del
>12 KRON Andreas
why is this guy only good in spain


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.33681 del
>>33677
He was instrumental in late season velogame success last year when he went not normal, please pay attention


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.33682 del
Why is Italians winning always so soul?


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.33683 del
>>33682
Why do they always start their interview with MAAAAA


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.33684 del
>>33682
Italy is just soul


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.33685 del
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It's possible that the La Vuelta a Espana might be a total disaster for team Team UAE
>Ayuso washed
>Almeida potentialy still hurt from his chute ftale
>Vine gonna chute out
They will get one SOLAR stage win if they are ever so lucky


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.33686 del
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>>33681


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.33687 del
>>33685
Soler already rubbing his hands for going into 10 breakaways


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.33688 del
>>33667
the fabled peaking in week four


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.33689 del
Best Puck Lachee


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.33690 del
alright whats next, females riding up a mountain? Alright chief
>puckse dropped
kwab


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.33691 del
is cian officially BACK now?


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.33692 del
>>33691
for being a one day kwab I find this promising
can't complain about back pain now after full gassing these inhumanas


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.33693 del
In other news:
I tried nose tape on my ride today and I didn't notice a difference. Looks cool though (at least in my head, probably look even weirder than usual)


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.33694 del
>>33691
he's one whatsapp bullying group away from retiring


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.33695 del
>>33693
This has been known as snake oil for 20 years


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.33696 del
>>33667
Smashed that, although joe's team is 1-3-5-6-8-13 only JUST behind you.
Your rivals GC are in the dust THOUGH.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.33697 del
>>33693
you have to have stuffy nose to begin with


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.33698 del
reddit lachee


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.33699 del
Madeleine is a kino climb


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.33700 del
>>33697
Even then, who uses its nose fro breathing?


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.33701 del
>>33677
Really wanted to pick him but AYUSO was a must innit.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.33702 del
look its that hag that one the omloop


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.33703 del
>>33700
professional athletes like we are


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.33704 del
SDWorx in shambles


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.33705 del
>>33693
I have on good authority that it has to be PINK to have any positive effect


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.33706 del
van den brappen washed


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.33707 del
Le Court fake pacing? still dropping people


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.33708 del
>>33703
I sure am not


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.33709 del
>>33708
YIKES


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.33710 del
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I can't wait Berts


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.33711 del
When will a so-called "femme" finally attack? What a slurpfest.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.33712 del
>>33710
fishwinslol


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.33713 del
>>33710
god I wish vingegaard wasn't coming


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.33714 del
sd worx sisters, how could this happen to us?


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.33716 del
>>33710
This is where the real Bernal comeback will happen.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.33717 del
>>33710
the vingo factor kills all vuelta hype for me


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.33718 del
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Results. >>33715


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.33719 del
>>33714
the forced breaking up of the team was a good thing for cycling


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.33720 del
>>33713
Do you think he will show some decency a little bit?


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.33721 del
muzic washed


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.33722 del
>>33721
surely cutezic will come back from this lache right
I don't like either girls in the tete


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.33723 del
>>33720
he will win GC but he's not as cannibalistic as pogacar so I kind expect a lot of breakaway wins
he doesn't really need to fear anyone so the moment he has 2 minutes he'll sleep


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.33724 del
>>33722
i'm afraid not, she's french after all


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.33725 del
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even the femme fatties (5 kg heavier than everyone else) can't climb


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.33726 del
>>33723
I mean going thermonuclear on angliru


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.33727 del
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>>33718
knocked off /cyc/ pole by 10 points. i demand a recount


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.33728 del
>>33726
Pellizzari will win that one


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.33729 del
So this is the only climb of the tour and they're slurping?


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.33730 del
>>33729
the descentlet is gonna go now


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.33731 del
>>33726
If he can he will. He needs a powerful performance this year. So far he only won in Portugal and that was only because of the time trial.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.33732 del
GIGANTE


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.33733 del
>>33722
I like Niamh


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.33734 del
vollering kwab


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.33735 del
>gigante
>actually quite miniature


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.33736 del
Pauline impressive


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.33737 del
Devil’s lettuce smokers kwabbed


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.33738 del
these QS tactics in female cycling are unfair women can't counter FACTS AND LOGIC


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.33739 del
one after the other they lache, actually interesting to watch


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.33740 del
>>33731
If he loses to ayuso he can just retire


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.33741 del
jesus ghekiere is chipmunklike


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.33742 del
>>33738
kek


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.33743 del
>>33738
lel


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.33744 del
>>33740
if god wills it


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.33745 del
>Prevot says she wants to win the tdf after MTB'ing for years
>immediately kwabs half the field
starting to think these females aren't really trying to train hard


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.33746 del
they both look like kids on adult bikes the fuck is this shit lol


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.33747 del
>>33736
didn't know she could climb like this


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.33748 del
>>33746
average height in this peloton has got to be like 162 cm


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.33749 del
It’s basically the equivalent of grug vs all the regular CX jobbers.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.33750 del
Demi sisters, it's looking grim


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.33751 del
>>33745
Not that surprising, women MTB has been more professional for years now


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.33752 del
>vollering kwab
>niwiablo kwab
the mtb hag is evil


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.33753 del
>>33746
like the majority of the femmes peloton ride like they never have had a bikefit


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.33754 del
>>33753
will be even funnier after the UCI narrow handlebar ban comes into effect


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.33755 del
>>33753
took them decades to fix the puffy vulva problem


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.33756 del
>>33754
it looks like they're going to walk that back


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.33757 del
>>33753
I think a lot of that has to do with bikes and bike fits kinda breaking down on the short and tall side in general. But most of them use a super high saddle height I wonder why that is


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.33758 del
>>33757
probably becuase they think it's aero


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.33759 del
a french (wo)man is winning the tour rejoice


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.33760 del
kek wow


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.33761 del
>>33752
pls nerf MTBhag also she's together with DVB say's ruben


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.33762 del
>>33753
doesn't help that half the team staff are has been male riders like lars boom and jos van emden
they probably just get the bikefit of a junior man


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.33763 del
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riders everywhere


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.33764 del
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>>33757
i agree but so many of them have ludicrous leg movement. prime case alison JACKSON


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.33765 del
Niamh in panic mode


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.33766 del
how many since last french gc win


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.33767 del
>>33764
comicale


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.33768 del
>>33764
Please don’t post the webms


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.33769 del
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>>33755
puffy clams


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.33770 del
>>33764
kek why does she do it


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.33771 del
kasiagirls...


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.33772 del
>>33771
she's used to the podium


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.33773 del
muzic still not back to help vollering


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.33774 del
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>>33764


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.33775 del
>>33766
Jeanie longo 1989


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.33776 del
I need to see a full picture of fisher-black's trek, I can't decide if that paintjob is good or not


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.33777 del
>I also had to get used to the long climbs again, so I bought a house in Andorra to get used to it. And finally, I've been doing more specific training to improve my climbing. Ultimately, it's all about delivering power, but I want to do everything right.

other female riders didn't learn this little trick


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.33778 del
>the vollering corner
pfffthahaha


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.33779 del
So Pauline got Vingos blood bags this year?


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.33780 del
I simply refuse to honour the Irish """"""spelling"""""". Nee-am.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.33781 del
Pauline will kraak any minute now. French aren't supposed to win the tour


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.33782 del
>>33777
Proper autism.
Kind of like Wiebes is the only female sprinter who looks like she is properly hitting the gym.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.33783 del
hope Gigante can make the podium


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.33784 del
they should call it the King Stage for the women's race


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.33785 del
Niewabooba might not even be the best polish rider today


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.33786 del
pfp looks even more z2 than pog at his best


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.33787 del
>>33783
surely they finally put pressure in the descents tomorrow


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.33788 del
why can't the french runners get the same dopage as the femmes?


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.33789 del
>>33788
I think the trick was going to a non french team
I mean look at vollering


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.33790 del
>attacking this late


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.33791 del
what the, PFP sounds like a child


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 16:15 [Preview] No.33792 del
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“Cyrille Guimard, Fignon's team manager, was riding behind me. And on the final climb, he could see from LeMond's behavior that he was no longer quite okay and was shaking a little.”


LeMond was struggling to keep up with the pace, and Guimard, who had been the American's team manager for years, noticed this and wanted to let Fignon know. But De Cauwer put a stop to that.

Nowadays, a team manager would simply say this into the rider's earpiece, but they didn't have those back then. “And I didn't let Guimard pass. There's always a huge crowd on Alpe d'Huez, so you really have to move aside to let someone pass with a car.”


“At one point, Guimard starts honking his horn and making noise, and immediately you hear on the race radio: ‘ADR, let Mr. Guimard pass’. But I pretend I don't hear it.”



“I held him back for about a kilometer, which is almost 10 minutes uphill. It was really bumper to bumper: bam, bam. But I just stopped him and cut him off a few times.”

That way, Guimard can't immediately inform Fignon. “In the end, I have to let him pass and he catches up with Fignon. Guimard tells his team leader to attack and LeMond has no answer and has to let go.”


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.33793 del
kinda embarrassingthat Chabbey still has the QOM after today


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.33794 del
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Berts, I...didn't make it. I don't understand how I bonked so hard. My HR was 175 at 130 watts.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.33795 del
>>33794
bonk brutale


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.33796 del
>>33791
yes, she has a very annoying squeaky voice. only a Dutch rider like van Baarle can find that attractive.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.33797 del
>>33795
Should've eaten more protein bars....


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.33798 del
>>33794
pwoah was it dehydration?


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.33799 del
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>>33798
Must've been. I've been doing okay for calories. HR abg 167 for almost 4 hours leading up to climb, too high.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.33800 del
>>33794
bertacekesque


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.33801 del
>>33794
that tree is wow


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.33802 del
>>33800
Not even if you switch watts and hr
>>33794
Either sick or dehydrated


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 16:48 [Preview] No.33803 del
>>33794
You are dead, you're gone.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.33804 del
>>33803
My HR came down to 105 after a half hour sitting under a tree drinking fluids. It's back up to 130 from the stress of eating a Snickers


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 16:51 [Preview] No.33805 del
>>33804
Humm that's a bit concerning Bert, not going to lie. Have you had enough drink? Please don't do a colbrelli on us


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 16:53 [Preview] No.33806 del
>>33805
No, clearly not. This is an epic bonk, a bonk to dwarf all others


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.33807 del
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>>33804
Did you atleast make it back home on your own?
I once bonked so hard I had to call my friend to pick me up. Couldn't even sit upright on my bike.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 16:56 [Preview] No.33808 del
>>33807
Yes well the plan was already for Bertina to pick me up


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 16:59 [Preview] No.33809 del
>>33727
It is ofishel now, mister. You have been lachéd by 10 points.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 17:04 [Preview] No.33811 del
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GC. >>33810


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.33812 del
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>>33811
tick tock


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 17:11 [Preview] No.33813 del
>>33811
If I didn't completely shit the bed in the warmup, I would be in first place in this rinky dink league.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 17:12 [Preview] No.33814 del
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Bertaos


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 17:14 [Preview] No.33815 del
>>33814
Least favorite Velogame of the year. Why not do French cup races or Japanese races


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 17:16 [Preview] No.33816 del
Ciccone a bit like Bettiol or Asgreen where they don't have many wins but they're all great ones


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.33817 del
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>>33811
>>33813
>If I didn't completely shit the bed in the warmup...
hey, that's my cope!


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 17:39 [Preview] No.33818 del
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>Franconian flag


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 18:26 [Preview] No.33819 del
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the week 4 king ends up winning the tdf after all


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 18:32 [Preview] No.33820 del
>>33814
Fuck yeah, the big one is coming up


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 18:37 [Preview] No.33821 del
>>33815
I think Veloman once said that the countries with the most velogamblers are the UK and Portugal, which is why he does the Volta and Tour of Britain


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 18:38 [Preview] No.33822 del
>>33819
Why won't other teams invest into broken power meters?


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 18:42 [Preview] No.33823 del
>>33821
I thought he did tour of britain because he's a bong to be honest


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 18:45 [Preview] No.33824 del
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Had to check multiple times that this wasn't shopped


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 18:48 [Preview] No.33825 del
>>33824
imagine the amount of oxygen she can ingest


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 18:50 [Preview] No.33826 del
>>33824
shes real


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 18:54 [Preview] No.33827 del
>>33824
It's just that she has such a tiny body. It's why her head looks so grotesquely big.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 18:55 [Preview] No.33828 del
>>33827
it's the gigachad jaw


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 18:59 [Preview] No.33829 del
https://x.com/LeTourFemmes/status/1951687135985050069
where to get the thigh grabber job


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 19:01 [Preview] No.33830 del
>>33829
damn imagine the suffering (of the femme)


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 19:09 [Preview] No.33831 del
>>33812
I ALWAYS get podium at the Volta so no worries at all. This is where the men are separated from the squeakers


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.33832 del
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>>33831
no you don't


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 20:40 [Preview] No.33833 del
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>>33818
>Franconian flag


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 21:08 [Preview] No.33834 del
>kreiz breizh stream is in French and not in Bretonne
besides I don't really understand why there's 2 French 2.2 races at the same time, but LAB ratos development team manages to send a team to both Alsace and not-the-tour-de-bretagne


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 21:25 [Preview] No.33835 del
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lidl sending espargaro again tomorrow.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 21:56 [Preview] No.33836 del
>>33764
>me when I have saddle sores


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 22:17 [Preview] No.33837 del
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I have returned from my epic bonk. Bertina was kind enough to ask me if I'm planning to try again tomorrow.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.33838 del
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>>33837
Figures are pretty grim during the bonk.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.33839 del
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>>33837
>>33838
not enough protein was your enemy


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 22:32 [Preview] No.33840 del
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>>33839
Still a fair amount of eggs.


Bert 08/02/2025 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.33841 del
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Today's SENSATIONAL and unexpected (to me) result at the Clasica San Sebastian means it's time for another exciting /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!

We have been in these parts before in the Itzulia Basque Country, in the same appellation - Getariako Txakolina. This area is known for light-bodied, slightly effervescent wines made from indigenous grapes unknown elsewhere. It is just down the coast to the west from Donostia-San Sebastian. This is a blend of Hondarrabi Beltza and Hondarrabi Zuri.

Lasalde Elkartea "Balea" Txakoli Rose ($19)

Pours a light salmon with tiny amount of gas. The nose is saline, with white peach and light lime. The palate is dry and freshly acidic, no real tannin to speak of.

This is a bit more round and balanced than the searingly-acidic Txakoli white made from 100% Hondarrabi Zuri from Itzulia Basque Country. Good summer food wine. Not bad.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.33842 del
>>33841
balea lac special edition


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.33843 del
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some good eggs today


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.33844 del
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Kek some squeakers have to do some nice mental gymnastique this morning. At least Vayer is squeaking about Pauline


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.33845 del
>>33843
nice


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.33846 del
>Vainqueur Français Grand Tour 2025
I guess I was right after all


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.33847 del
yeah, I need to rename it to Française


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.33848 del
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Overcast, cool, chance of drizzle.
I am going IN just after my breakfast settles in.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 09:12 [Preview] No.33849 del
>but at the same time, when I look at the climb and the numbers, it was the best effort of my life,” Niewiadoma reflects
mhmm maybe they should train harder


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.33850 del
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Visma with Kooij ánd Brennan in Pologne


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.33851 del
>>33843
oho very pretty
I went for a quick hour before the rain but its so bleak and cold that there's nothing to snap.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.33852 del
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Thought the overnight rain would dry out by now but no, another episode of monsoom rain


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.33853 del
>>33852
all the piss from my place moves to you
its over


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.33854 del
>>33850
i was wondering why brennan was so little points until i saw koi was going


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.33855 del
>>33850
time to goomble


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.33856 del
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>>33850
Are you even paying attention this """sport""" anymore.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.33857 del
think im gonna pick HAYTER


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.33858 del
We dance in Getxo
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3cN3ju2ntiI [Embed]


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.33859 del
Ok, it is raining properly now, I am NOT going IN.
At least not until I paypig for full, rain shoe covers.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.33860 del
>>33858
I don't understand landa language


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.33861 del
Koredoreš are going solo


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.33862 del
gay bine mentioned


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.33863 del
now the commentators suddenly switched to Spanish.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.33864 del
ok, back to the language that uses ETA in every sentence. really bombastic.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.33865 del
Not gonna be just sitting here, me, gonna ride my ole mtb which I fendered up years ago to not get wet on a shop ride.
Guess it is not getting wet without the shop ride today.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.33866 del
2.2 Squeaker streams, not live yet
Alsace:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZULgRQuLhpY [Embed]
Kreiz Breizh:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iQEjTJPUx58 [Embed]


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.33867 del
no normal language streams until the femmes? Grim


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.33868 del
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attention payers be like
>Sam MAISONOBE? Oh yeah I totally know that runner from the tour de suisse, I goombled on that
>Gari UGARTE? Good results in (NAT) races and now that he's in Euskatel I will note him down as a future 4 pointer


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.33869 del
>>33868
Of coursh, I have no idea only who those two green jersey shitters are from some apparently IRL/GBR team.
>just checked, the team is a burger team


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.33870 del
And I keep reading "manisomb" not "mezonob".


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.33871 del
>>33869
>that one random Romanian in team skyline
how did he end up there


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.33872 del
>>33868
>he doesn't know Daniel CAVIA
It's funny because cavia means guinea pig hehe


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.33873 del
Lipowitz wins the Kirmesrennen von Bruckmühl in Bavaria in front of Zimmermann.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.33874 del
>>33872
I know latour that's gotta be enough


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.33875 del
>>33874
Who?


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.33876 del
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>>33875


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.33877 del
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Morgadobros, why aren't we doing the Kurwa Tour? It could be a good route for us


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.33878 del
>>33877
They made him suffer through all the spring races, you really want to send him to POLAND?


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.33879 del
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>There’s not much information coming from the race at the moment, but we’re doing our best to keep you up to speed.
lol


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.33880 del
>>33877
cute elite and morgado


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.33881 del
>>33878
>They made him suffer through all the spring races
And he is set to do Renewi Tour too, kek


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.33882 del
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>mfw I'm a good rider but excel at the wrong thing so my turd team only sends me to shit races
no wonder he never smiles


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.33883 del
>>33882
I mean GT’s are already too stacked for UAE


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.33884 del
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11 years later and the same riders except soon to be mommy anime are still dominating the sport


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.33885 del
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>roads barely dried up
>another BIG rain approaches


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.33886 del
quinn simmons isn't tired from doing suisse and france? give him a break lidl and send him back to burgerlands.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.33887 del
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>roads dried up
>another BIG rain moves east
very nice


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.33888 del
>>33885
told you so


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.33889 del
Yeah nah, looking for a decent deal for thos spesh rain covers as we speak. Not going to wait for a sale, weather is GREAT, just can't ride with wet socks.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.33890 del
>>33889
just ride in sandals during summer rains like bertaczek


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.33891 del
>>33890
I do, but my old sandals finally gave out, glued them back together but wouldn't want to strain them and wet them, and new ones are now en route, set to be picked up tomorrow.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.33892 del
>>33882
>and I'll refuse to become better at the thing I'm good at to train for the thing I'm bad at


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.33893 del
>kurwatour team presentation at 1830
I'd make it. If it wasn't for Majka I wouldn't bother but do I want to spend all that time commuting just to get a glimpse of runners?


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.33894 del
>>33893
I want to see you in the crowds


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.33895 del
chaos with the femmes


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.33896 del
gigante missed de slag


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.33897 del
>>33896
everyone but vollering missed the slag


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.33898 del
Simmons is so ugly and embarrassing


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.33899 del
>>33898
he's based


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.33900 del
lots of visma’s dropping


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.33901 del
>>33873
Kek, they're doing these fake course du village in Germany too?


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.33902 del
>>33894
Kinda want to see myself too, but I would like to be a tram ride, not the longest possible train ride (no seats for intercity) and then rush to catch the tram and try to not miss too much.
Guess that solves it, too old for this shit.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.33903 del
>>33899
that's incorrect


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.33904 del
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Woutbros, we're never winning a monument again...


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.33905 del
18km to go in Bilbao
13km to go in Kreiz Breizh
18km to go in Elsass


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.33906 del
del stier goes


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.33907 del
ayuso useless as expected


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.33908 del
>>33904
thats actually kinda kwabbed but I'm looking forward to total wout destruction


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.33909 del
Ayuso chasing Del Toro it would appear


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.33910 del
>>33909
It's actually G3 joining G2 with 18 years old superstar ÁLVAREZ


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.33911 del
>>33909
he's just wheelsucking aranburu


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.33912 del
sulfurous big sized jumbo rider in kreiz breizh tete de la course or whatever it's called in bretonnic


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.33913 del
so del taco does all the vuelta prep races but they don't want to take him to the vuelta because? he's a retard?


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.33914 del
last 10km have to be commentated exclusively in Spanish kek.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.33915 del
KOPECKY humbled


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.33916 del
>>33913
they already have two captains for that race


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.33917 del
>>33913
The trident is a hard move to pull, I'm not sure UAE is ready for that


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.33918 del
niklas larsen wins stage 2 in kreiz breizh. 28 year old Dane beat some kiddos of dev teams and other conti shitters, what an achievment.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.33919 del
>>33916
ayuso is a certified bitch


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.33920 del
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>>33918
Matje KOPECKY is NOT a conti shitter (he is)


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.33921 del
>>33913
almeida is captain whats he supposed to do there? Del toro doesn't work for others he even avoids working for pog when he can


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.33922 del
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I haven't paid attention. is that sparfel?


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.33923 del
>>33922
yes
stussi and the german dopeur behind


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.33924 del
>>33921
attack and don't give a shit, it's the vuelta after all
we don't need tactics we need racing


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.33925 del
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DEL TORO wins


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.33926 del
74 Schoofs, the next Uijtebroeks goes


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.33927 del
ARANBARU humiliated


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.33928 del
>>33925
Another flamboyant celebration. Ayuso 2nd.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.33929 del
>>33928
They don't even celebrate together, achuso just rode by straight to his cuck corner


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.33930 del
UAE 1&2 as expected
but this is still a humiliation ritual for Ayuso


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.33931 del
sparfel pas normal


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.33932 del
sparfel getting motoblocked kek


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.33933 del
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SPARFEL in difficulty


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.33934 del
stüssi wheelsucking behind beloki


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.33935 del
BELOKI UNLEASHED
STÜSSI GOES ALONG


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.33936 del
Belokiesque by BELOKI


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.33937 del
big victory by sparfel


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.33938 del
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SPARFEL wins


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.33939 del
Damiano CARUSO finished fifth overall in the Giro this year.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.33940 del
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Too many races today.
Can't watch them all.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.33941 del
chute comicale in the femmes


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.33942 del
>uphill slow corner chute
amazing


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.33943 del
is there a Guadeloupe stream as well? it still counts as squeakerlands.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.33944 del
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I am NOT watching females cycling LALALALALALA I can't hear anything


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.33945 del
can annafloyd van der landis do it?


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.33946 del
Intervista BONDAR - MAJKA.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NELbR02AO1M [Embed]
>tl;dw, tl:dunderstand this speak:
>majka decided this is his last season in january
>team still wanted to prolong him for two years
>had some afterthoughts after giro
>proud of his career, winning tours with berto, tadej
>family is paramount
>last race will be lombardia

These mfers have the same nose.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.33947 del
Oh, and auto-translate captions work fine.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.33948 del
>>33946
Is he going to do anything next week? Asking for a friend


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.33949 del
>>33943
There was previously, it's always kino


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.33950 del
>>33949
there are 2 different channels showing it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dYFOqeTaN7g [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gFHFqxGz0UY [Embed]


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.33951 del
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>>33949


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.33952 del
>>33948
His usual bullshit speak, he eyes two stages and if it goes fine we will see - usually he is straightforward and bragging on how he is coming to win and he has the best legs.
Don't know, me, perhaps the last pick of him would be appropriate but he is also 12. But also there is little competition, even if he is not winning (he is not) then unless he completely gives up - this is a decent pick.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.33953 del
what the FUCK is Brand doing


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.33955 del
>rider 151 on a rim break bike
noice


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.33956 del
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>pissma brings MCLAY here too


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.33957 del
>>33956
all the guys that are leaving the team
surely this will go well


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.33958 del
>>33954
You guys have no idea how comfy francetv Guadeloupe is


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.33959 del
>>33958
is their french noticably different to proper one?


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.33960 del
>>33959
the commentators seem to squeak proper french with a bit of accent and not creole.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.33961 del
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a rider you would expect doing Pologne and not enjoying some holidays in the Caribbean, but I guess the wild cards for contishitters are limited for a world tour race.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.33962 del
>>33961
They can only be there as national team, right? No contis allowed


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.33963 del
>>33958
>>33960
Good French, way easier to understand than fucken Tibo. The raspier guy is just slightly more creole.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.33964 del
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Bertacek ordered a Pinarello?


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.33966 del
>>33962
I guess so. Mazowsze has an invite for czech tour.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.33967 del
>>33964
>>33965
How is him me? I am not a manlet


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.33968 del
>acceleration brutale
kek


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.33969 del
>>33959
The commentator usually speak good French, even a bit outdated. But their accent is strong which makes it even more comfier


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.33970 del
CHUTE BRUTALE


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.33971 del
a runner collected it would appear


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.33972 del
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>>33969
I guess the slower speed is what it makes comfy. but yes, it's pretty good to understand.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.33973 del
>More people watching Tour Cycliste International de la Guadeloupe than TDF Femmes
Kek, never change Berts


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.33974 del
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top jej
absolute scenes in gaudeloupe


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.33975 del
based bike change


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.33976 del
>>33974
>HD Vélo - le vélo haute définition
kek, how comes even up with this?


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.33977 del
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Also the ITT at La Vuelta Ciclista a Colombia starts soon


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.33978 del
>>33974
>>33975
Incredible moment


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.33979 del
>>33977
phwoaar, when is the "pro" peleton ever conquering one like this


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.33980 del
>>33972
They also use words that haven't been used since the 80s


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.33981 del
>>33977
Absolute insane itt


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.33982 del
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Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.33983 del
>>33977
Many /cyc/ legends present like Rivera, Guamá, Alba, McGeough, Mardoqueo Vásquez and of course "El Niño" Sevilla.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.33984 del
>>33983
SEVILLA in gregario mode thoughtbeit


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.33985 del
>>33984
Yeah, looks like it's about new super star addition CAMARGO of Volta fame


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.33986 del
The Guadeloupean pro peloton seems to be running at 50 watts


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.33987 del
descending skills is a terrible way to lose the podium


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.33988 del
>>33987
it's funny because last year had 0 descents and this year the route is nothing but


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.33989 del
>Guadeloupe commentator shiting on di2
Love those guys


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.33990 del
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>>33989
Not gonna lie, only last week I learned that Di2 is not truly wireless at all


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.33991 del
>>33990
you mean the battery wire?


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.33992 del
ARDILLA goes from the peloton


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.33993 del
>>33991
yes


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:00 [Preview] No.33994 del
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>>33993
how did you think they got charged?


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.33995 del
>>33994
I thought the battery is on the deraileur, not in you're saddlepost


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:04 [Preview] No.33996 del
>>33994
for AXS the batteries are on the derailleurs


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.33997 del
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Spoke with me mom, she is NOT watching f*mmes but is watching a tv show about amsterdam centraal train station
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt36873634/
I told her to keep an eye on an autistic looking trein runner


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.33998 del
>>33997
no cameras in the tunnel where he is stuck again


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.33999 del
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>>33992
Team Madras Capesterre Belle-Eau (CLUB) got their shit together and they'll bring him back


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.34000 del
>>33997
treinbert drives his treins in R*tterdam


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.34001 del
c'mon Niamh


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.34002 del
>>34000
aren't those like 20 km away?
surely he does intercity too


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.34003 del
>>34001
One of my Instagram thirst traps is some Irish girl named Niamh. She is doing some type of PhD in biochemistry or something so some of her pictures are just a dowdy looking woman in a white coat and glasses, and then she goes to raves on the weekend with 10/10 body avec seins massifs


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.34004 del
estamos en directo de Colombia
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rxJn2O186kU [Embed]


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.34005 del
>>34002
if you paid attention to his posts, you would know that he's not assertive enough to drive InterCity treins and drives metro treins around Rotterdam when he's not stuck in a tunnel again.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.34006 del
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>>34005
but how small the metro is? even Praga has 50 km metro area


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.34007 del
>>34002
He's too autistic for intercity (yet)


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.34008 del
>>34006
it's fairly big extending out to Den Haag (where he can bully trams that share the tracks) and the ferry harbor of Hoek van Holland.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.34009 del
>>34003
very sexo


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.34010 del
>>34006
imagine he crashes his train again on an intercity with the deplorables moving towards the cabin


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.34011 del
girls are about to reach Abondance. last chance to abandon the race.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.34012 del
kwabgante


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:36 [Preview] No.34013 del
my Niamh-Kasia-Sarah dream podium is out of reach


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.34014 del
>>34012
kinda impressive that there's a group of 20 not gaining any second on her either


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:40 [Preview] No.34015 del
>>34014
they used up all their energy on jeu plain


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.34016 del
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honorary black person according to Haitians leading the race in Guadeloupe


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.34017 del
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rain in Colombia


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.34018 del
Joñàs save us


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.34019 del
>>34014
chicas tired chicas sleepy
work almost done paycheck almost collected


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.34020 del
>creole dicton about cycling
We're reaching level of soul no one thought possible


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.34021 del
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>>34017
Really bothers me that the quality of these streams is so much better than the extremely previous GRAN PREMIO NYC


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.34022 del
>>34021
yeah, but sudaca ads are on another level


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.34023 del
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Gianni is a v60 chad


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.34024 del
happenings


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.34025 del
CHUTE


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.34026 del
vollering and kwabsia humiliated


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.34027 del
dopage française


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.34028 del
oh MCGEOUGH is racing in colombia


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.34029 del
>>34028
4chan legend


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.34030 del
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toč of wheels


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.34032 del
>>34031
>2h ITT
soul


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.34033 del
>>34031
>372 Watts avg
>156 HR avg
fellow boomer heart


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.34034 del
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>>34031
>2000m ITT


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.34035 del
>>34032
the world tour """"peloton"""" could never


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.34036 del
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Soul happening in guadeloupe


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.34037 del
>>34035
why don't they just throw in something like this, mix things up a little


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.34038 del
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>>34031
>25km/h at 5% and 31km/h
I have a feeling Alex 0 used a motor


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.34039 del
>>34038
that's the pogacar simulation


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.34040 del
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Rampas


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.34041 del
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RAMPA INHUMANAS


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:11 [Preview] No.34042 del
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>>34038
>40 km/h average all uphill
not even a professional shill could defend this performance as natural
or even done on a real bike for that matter


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:11 [Preview] No.34043 del
Columbia humiliated


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:11 [Preview] No.34044 del
My boy LE NY, looking to repeat his stunning 2023 victory


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:12 [Preview] No.34045 del
LE NY BETRAYED


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No.34046 del
>>34045
Getting the visma treatment


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No.34047 del
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>2nd guy on the segment hides the rides SPEED but not the power
>you could deduce the speed from moving time and distance anyways
sudacabros


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No.34048 del
team Team Madras Capesterre Belle-Eau cucking my boy LE NY as we speak


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.34049 del
I can feel the inhumanas


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.34050 del
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don't the sudacas know how the + - works?


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.34051 del
HRE attaque?


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.34052 del
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>le polonais ossian


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.34053 del
Polonese goes solo


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.34054 del
Owsian, I remember that jobber


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.34055 del
Kurwabert nowhere to be seen on Poland greatest ciclismo achievment


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.34056 del
OWSIAN almost caught at the meta


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.34057 del
>>34055
I am here giggling at
>le polonais
>le polonais?
>le polonais..


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.34058 del
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Pas status?


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.34059 del
The bucks just put their hands on their manly asses and push them up
At the femmes they only touched their saddles


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.34060 del
it's KACZMAREK Jakub apparently


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.34061 del
>>34060
Even more of a shitter then than breakaway/tractor fodder OWSIAN.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.34062 del
CHUTE


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.34063 del
guys dropping off the bike from exhaustion
this is cyclismo


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.34064 del
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It could just be a one day race tbqh


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.34065 del
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extremely polish looking fella


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.34066 del
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Ciclismo


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.34067 del
>>34066
kek


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.34068 del
>>34042
This is the power of sudaca if WADA wasn't obsessed


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.34069 del
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>>34066
>stop right there criminal scum!


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.34070 del
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Yes well. Felt a very small but clear bonking on my arse with the wheelturn, got some adjustments on the spokes but I still had this little point where there's a clear tire sink happening.
Why. Is it because I am still a fatarse? These tires are not even a year old.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.34071 del
>>34070
More likely due to impact than tear


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.34072 del
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>>34071
Don't think so, maybe it is turning aggressively, my whole wheel is covered in this pattern like it had reinforcement wires working hard and showing up on the outside (exaggerated in 15 seconds in Affinity)


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.34073 del
>>34070
please tell me how you will fix this instead of buying a new tire


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 18:29 [Preview] No.34074 del
>>34072
Serrated tire, cooked perfectly


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 18:32 [Preview] No.34075 del
>>34072
maybe too much tire pressure idk


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 18:32 [Preview] No.34076 del
with the slurpage at the femmes I went for a ride instead. now rewatching the final rampa of Guadeloupe, now this is real ciclismo.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.34077 del
>>34064
yet they manage to have a 9 stage tour on their island


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.34078 del
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the fuck is the guy behind running with some kind of vegetables


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 18:42 [Preview] No.34079 del
>>34078
Snack vendor


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.34080 del
>>34073
This is just one way it popped out while there is a cross pattern visible every 5cms from which another pop is going to happen soon anyways.
This is prime paypig territory, I have just seen a guy on a black MTB with dark brown sidewalls. SICK. Buying them immediately, after a research of course.
>>34075
Rode it both slightly underinflated and inflated but well below the tire limit. Maybe I am simply too fat and should not be leaning on this bike at all.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.34081 del
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>>34079
>imagine riders have to buy their bidons and food
this is what Plugge wants


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.34082 del
>>34073
BUT. Until my tires arrive I am thinking about deflating the wheel, just pushing a piece of patch/reinforced cloth there - without taking off anything, just sticking it in the hole and hopefully placing in roughly evenly - and then reinflating the wheel.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.34083 del
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>oui, c'est Emmanuel Macron. I wanted to congratulate you for breaking the French GT curse. this absolutely counts because I say so.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.34084 del
>>34082
It fucking worked! The buldge is there, and there are multiple small cuts along other creases that will have the inner tube pop out through very soon but a piece of Filz went in there and whala, no inner tube seeping through, waiting for the smallest of pinches.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.34085 del
>>34084
it's the repair you would do if you encounter such a sidewall cut on your ride to get back home. but yeah, it's a temporary fix.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.34086 del
>>34085
Yes, it is just to roll me to me mum tomorrow and along the bikepaths of Oppeln O.S. until the new tires arrive.
No offroading or 30km rides because there is a big crevaison incoming, I want to be able to roll home like on a kick scooter when it happens.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 19:39 [Preview] No.34087 del
ameriberts, any insider info on brandon mcnully and magnum sheffield?


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 19:40 [Preview] No.34088 del
>>34087
I don't get why axelgaard sees brandon as the big favorite for the Pologne GC


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.34089 del
>>34088
you don't? there's one stage where all but the very good climbers will be dropped and he's got a good TT


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 19:48 [Preview] No.34090 del
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not normal


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 19:50 [Preview] No.34091 del
>>34090
how the fuck did he even lose yesterday with such watts


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 20:11 [Preview] No.34092 del
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>>34090
Only JAMAICA put the watts on strave. Decent for what I assume is a manlet


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 20:13 [Preview] No.34093 del
>>34092
pushing big watts above 2000 meters of altitude is really hard.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.34094 del
supposedly you lose 1% of ftp for every 100m elevation over sea level


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 20:23 [Preview] No.34095 del
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>>34090
>146. Óscar SEVILLA +33:27
And that wasn't even OTL


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.34096 del
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According to PCS the time limit should be 35%, so everyone starting from Bart BUIJK should be OTL. Looks like they made it 50%


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 20:29 [Preview] No.34097 del
So with 50% the time limit is 37 minutes. In a TT. And two guys didn't make it. One dude even DNF'ed. This must have been NUTS


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>>34092
JAMAICA has some training rides with EggB
thats based, lots of eggs in the altituda all above 2500m


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 20:53 [Preview] No.34099 del
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Abel BALDERSTONE


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 21:02 [Preview] No.34100 del
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>>34099
It's funny because he's going to be bald in a year or 2.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 21:13 [Preview] No.34101 del
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>>34100
He has been ripe for that since the last year, the year when some berts picked him for o Portugau, for him only to shart it up, despite really decent results in the preceding races.


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 21:44 [Preview] No.34102 del
>>34052
based


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 21:51 [Preview] No.34103 del
stussibros... how will we cope with our man not being present at the upcoming VOLTA


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 22:14 [Preview] No.34104 del
>>34103
Whatever. You thought you knew sulphur? The MEXICANS are coming to Portugal


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 22:26 [Preview] No.34105 del
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>mfw Autismbert sports a full team of petrolike and scores a podium for the first time


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 23:43 [Preview] No.34106 del
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>mfw you can still check the Volta league from last year
>3rd place, while a certain someone was 24th

https://www.velogames.com/portugal/2024/leaguescores.php?league=11453895


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 23:47 [Preview] No.34107 del
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Patje's Angelsbert was 37th with an absolutely terrible team


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 23:48 [Preview] No.34108 del
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hiked today


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.34109 del
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going big mode


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.34110 del
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>>34107
>with an absolutely terrible team
wait till you see my Polonaise team


Bert 08/03/2025 (Sun) 23:59 [Preview] No.34111 del
>>34108
very cool, looks familiar though


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 00:08 [Preview] No.34112 del
>>34105
>Caicedo [known doper to anyone who pays attention]
>Callejas [put a minute into WT climbers in Abruzzo this year]
>Cadena [no decency in osterreich this year]
>Garcia [most likely the former del toro teammate who asked doping questions on reddit about GW1516]
in fact you SHOULD pick the entire Petrolike team. they will make W52 look like clergymen


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 00:15 [Preview] No.34113 del
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>>34110
This is like my ninth iteration and they are getting worse and worse the more I research


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 00:21 [Preview] No.34114 del
>>34113
i feel the same. it's a very well designed goomble which you can tell because i think every time i make is shit


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.34115 del
>>34098
You just remind me I need to go through Bernal strava before Vuelta velodrama


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 04:59 [Preview] No.34116 del
>Brennan shares that confidence. The 19-year-old Brit, who already made a big impression in his first season with the WorldTour team, will be fully committed to supporting Kooij. "I'm looking forward to racing with Olav. He has proven himself to be one of the best sprinters in the world in recent years, so I'm sure I can learn a lot from him."


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.34117 del
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>>34115
Hummm, good time up la madone


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.34118 del
>>34107
>Looking at his old results because his boring teams aren't cutting it anymore
Grim


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.34119 del
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Back at T-Rexing, BAMbullies.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.34121 del
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Majka and his recovering addict fren.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 06:04 [Preview] No.34122 del
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>>34119
<Top International Contenders Share Emotions and Expectations at Team Presentation Ahead of the 82nd Tour de Pologne
>uses a pic of kris frum for the headline


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.34123 del
Threw out BRENNAN as my fantastic last adjustment that will totally not bite me in the arse.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.34124 del
>>34119
...is that reinderdink on the right? you cannot convince me that person is a professional athlete with that pudgy face.

>>34121
burn victim mcnulty is BACK


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.34125 del
>>34123
Young rising stars are guarenteed points in those shitty WT races though


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.34126 del
>>34125
But he will ride for KOOIJ and these finishes are hardly his forte.
He is still obviously a point winning pick but not a 500-600, and that's what you want from a 14 pointer in a week race.
Unless he is obviously superhuman, will not be pulling KOOIJ on that 4 stage and all those LBL tier stages will not drain him.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.34128 del
>>34124
That's PEDERSEN, very Danish and PEDERSEN of him to be pudgy.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.34129 del
>>34128
i see it now. never realized his face was so rotund


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.34130 del
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LEFEVRE to Tartello - Isorex


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.34131 del
Huub VAN KAPEL and Tenniglo NIELS DSQ from Tour de Guadeloupe for hiding behind a car and leaving out one lap. you heard it here last.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.34132 del
Ozempeaked


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.34133 del
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>>34132


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.34134 del
>>34133
Kek they just put a wig on bardet, no wonder it was so dominant


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.34135 del
>>34134
kek


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.34136 del
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>>34134


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.34137 del
wow forgot Jonas won pologne last year


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.34138 del
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Cheers bert


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.34139 del
I've replaced biking by running and hiking for a week now and my feet are completely dead. I guess I need to add some weekly running to my routine because this is not sustainable


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.34140 del
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>>34138
is that AI Sacré-Cœur. idolatrous


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.34142 del
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>>34141


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.34143 del
>>34141
The Dutch up to good as per usual.
Get them the Dekker-Ten Dam treatment.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.34144 del
>>34141
>first guy ducking under the car to not be seen
kino


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.34145 del
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>>34141
Hein?
You made a dog's path, I guess, but the rest is really gbagbo.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.34146 del
>>34141
Pfffthahaha


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.34147 del
>>34141
heh


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.34148 del
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290 bucks


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.34149 del
>>34148
can't even buy the cheapest winspace wheelset with that money


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.34150 del
>>34149
but you can buy 1 tub of orange seal


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.34151 del
we live in Niederschlesien


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.34152 del
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>>34141
lmao


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.34153 del
commieblocks, home


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.34154 del
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WAIT DONT START YET I STILL NEED TO ADJUST


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.34155 del
Huh I had totally forgot about Pologne, made a team with 1min to go, no idea about this goomble


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.34156 del
why is the pologne stream playing "Heaven Is a Place on Earth"


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.34157 del
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>>34156
national anthem


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.34158 del
>>34156
TIL Poland is a place on Earth


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.34159 del
polish RAI holding the microphone to the motard exhaust


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.34160 del
Runners already going solo in Polsko


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.34161 del
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Can't wait for Polish RAI to give the annual tour of the uranian mines near Karpacz under the infamous Karkonoski Park Narodowy


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.34162 del
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Poland looks like THAT?


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.34164 del
I'm sticking with Brennan. Dude has won everywhere he's been. Kooij is a chute merchant


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.34165 del
>>34164
>>34164
I mean I'm also sticking with him because the race already started but still


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.34168 del
>>34164
I took neither to not be disappointed


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.34169 del
>>34164
>>34165
Jumbo will win 7 stages with both of them


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.34171 del
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Picks. >>34163


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.34172 del
>>34169
That's why I have both, plus the GC winner.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.34173 del
Who was the last runner who won a WT race/stage as a teenager? VACEK?


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.34174 del
Before BRENNAN of course I mean


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.34176 del
>>34164
same, but i think [hope] he will be a good pick even with kooij sprinting for the ~2 sprint stages. lets hope he's a fatty


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.34177 del
>>34173
tardling


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.34178 del
>>34177
heh, tardling, that was a runner
whatever happened to him?


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.34179 del
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>>34178


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.34180 del
>>34178
chute fatale in the giro and no races since


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.34181 del
Have the Kooij to AG2R rumours been confirmed yet?


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.34182 del
>so much hayter picks
You guys never learn do you

At least you'll get one stage i guess.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.34184 del
>>34182
that one stage is enough for a top 10 in GC


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.34185 del
>>34182
I've never picked Hayter before, I'm excited to be disappointed


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 11:18 [Preview] No.34186 del
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Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.34187 del
>>34186
yes, the Polish national hero. he taught them how to squeak.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.34188 del
Hope we pass the uranium mines again


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.34189 del
>>34188
tomorrow


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.34190 del
Speaking of Poland, the biggest sporting event of the summer, as in the Polish summer national championship in ski jumping, was this weekend. Kamil Stoch won ahead of Alexander Zniszczol and Dawid Kubacki. Wishing all the best for Kamil this next season which will be his last.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 12:22 [Preview] No.34191 del
>>34190
Looking forward to this generations retirements, the post Małysz guys a great run but this is it, then let the lean years come and then let a new Stoch happen in 10 years when I will start getting old.
I haven't watch this silly sport in years but I will tune in after all these years if this happens.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.34192 del
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>>34137


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.34193 del
>>34133
I mean I get it but Jesus she looks like a drug addict in the second picture, she's very pretty when she's just normal skinny


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.34194 del
>>34192
Bishop hat and a battle axe. Looks like a kid heading for the forest to do some LARP.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 13:19 [Preview] No.34195 del
>>34194
Faith + Str. build


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 13:26 [Preview] No.34196 del
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might take long sleeved jersey on me evening ride


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.34197 del
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Have you already pick PINTU, SIŁWU, CARVALIU, BARBOS, perhaps also RHEISH, MENDNONSH and of course Jan KINO?


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 13:30 [Preview] No.34198 del
>>34103
looks like Stüssi is doing Czech Tour this year.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 13:31 [Preview] No.34199 del
>>34196
unless it rains, you will overheat. just start with some effort to get warm.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 13:33 [Preview] No.34200 del
>>34196
Be bold, start cold

Then bonk


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 13:35 [Preview] No.34201 del
>>34196
same 2bh


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 13:38 [Preview] No.34202 del
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for real?


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 13:56 [Preview] No.34203 del
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Berts, WHAT was I thinking... I didn't adjust at all


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 13:59 [Preview] No.34204 del
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We live in Guadeloupe


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:04 [Preview] No.34206 del
>>34203
Equipe comical

Matty Rickytello desperately searching the Polish countryside for a 30km climb


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.34207 del
Kreiz Breizh S3 (17km to go):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hN9TMTemxMk [Embed]
Tour de Guadeloupe S3 (race currently neutralized):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pVkCuTM1G2E [Embed]
Vuelta a Colombia S4 (stream starts at 18:00 CET/12pm EST):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fhP3UMM9Q7s [Embed]


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.34208 del
yes, the mighty Parchwitz rampa at a staggering 1.3%. that's the best they could find for the KOM sponsor, so someone wears the jersey tomorrow.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.34209 del
>>34203
I think Richietello will do very fine despite the obvious lack of his favorite parcours, good enough to stay or lose very little on hilly stages, more than enough to stay on short MtFs. Otherwise I am fucked but I didn't fink Bitcher-Flak will do very good. My season is in the muck anyways, on the other hand.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.34210 del
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>>34209
Forgot to attach a smug frog.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.34211 del
some really hard G2 slurpage at Kreiz Breizh happening.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.34212 del
>>34203
bettiol will save you


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.34213 del
fucking sr*m molleman will retire at the end of the season


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.34214 del
>vends des puttes
heh. Alpecin development team has CXer Sweeck in it. must be strange racing as 31 year old boomer with some kids.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.34215 del
Viviani isn't retired?


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.34216 del
God damn that volta route is absolute KINO


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:42 [Preview] No.34217 del
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>>34197
>Marriage Kino


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.34218 del
that was some of the worst kind of slurpage by basically everyone in Bretagne. tete basically threw away the victory.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.34219 del
ouch...


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.34220 del
CHUTE


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.34221 del
ja pierdole


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.34222 del
jesus that was stressful to watch


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.34223 del
>kooijwinslol


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.34224 del
kinda weak by kooij but he wins anyway


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:48 [Preview] No.34225 del
brennan already an elite leadout man deviating right into gaviria


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:50 [Preview] No.34226 del
kek brennan cock blocking the movistar guy
and that polish man being a polish man getting his sweater on the road


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:50 [Preview] No.34227 del
very long sprint by that Lidl guy


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.34228 del
>>34227
>by that Lidl guy
his name is Tim Torn TEUTENBERG


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:57 [Preview] No.34229 del
who died in the crash?


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.34230 del
Guadeloupe race director said that many riders were also spotted doing sticky bidon or holding onto the cars. so more DSQs incoming.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.34231 del
>>34229
Sam Bennett if he's lucky. Otherwise he'll have to explain why he wasn't in the only sprint he could hope to compete for.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.34232 del
Brtek is winning this with his all in on sprinters team.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.34233 del
Tour of Poland has to be some of the most cursed racing around.
I don't think I've seen a stage in my life where something terrible doesn't happen


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.34234 del
>secret pick 19th in GC
all according to plan


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.34235 del
>>34232
No he picked the wrong sprinters. Kwabbed yet again.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.34236 del
Please post points, I need my little dopamine hit, please


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.34237 del
>>34236
yes, well, for some of us it will be a negative dopamine hit


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 16:02 [Preview] No.34238 del
>>34236
At me mom's, will post in 2hrs tops, be brave bert.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.34239 del
>>34237
we call that motivation


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.34240 del
FUCK, why did I take Kielich instead of Plowright


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.34241 del
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drama queen is back


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.34242 del
I don't know what the FUCK that means


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 16:32 [Preview] No.34243 del
>>34241
a Belgian using "y'all"........ Remco please


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 16:35 [Preview] No.34244 del
>>34243
I don’t even like it when americans use it


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 16:37 [Preview] No.34245 del
>>34241
Dude is so insignificant it doesn't even make me seethe anymore


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 16:37 [Preview] No.34246 del
>>34243
how else would he convince people to buy a spez bike


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 16:39 [Preview] No.34247 del
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Moreirabros..


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 16:40 [Preview] No.34248 del
>>34241
Why does he always post his Strava tweets in French? I thought he was Flemish, was I wrong all along?


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 16:41 [Preview] No.34249 del
>>34248
le mauve ket


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 16:41 [Preview] No.34250 del
>>34248
I interpret it as pretentious attentionwhoring


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 16:42 [Preview] No.34251 del
>>34248
he's a brussels subhuman


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.34252 del
>>34248
french is the official language of islam


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 17:05 [Preview] No.34253 del
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Why does he put a trident behind the cringe message


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 17:09 [Preview] No.34254 del
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>>34253
it's negro rapper lyrics, no I did not know this I copy pasted the thing into google


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 17:16 [Preview] No.34256 del
>>34254
does this mean his strava titles are the lyrics of french rap tracks? If thats true how much further can he even sink


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.34258 del
>>34256
I'm not gonna check but I assume all the french strings of words with tridents come from this guy yes


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.34259 del
>>34257
>Finish 1,2,3 including my secret pick Plowright
>Still finish second
This is outrageous, my dopamine hit is ruined, I demand compensation


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 17:20 [Preview] No.34260 del
>>34259
Told you it was Brtek's, I got the finish line results pretty live.
I need to redo that table, pasted in tail end of TdF.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 17:22 [Preview] No.34262 del
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Results. >>34261


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 17:29 [Preview] No.34263 del
>>34244
me neither


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.34264 del
>>34243
my culture is not yinz costume


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.34265 del
>>34264
I only now what yinz means because I used to hang out with the bros on listening to Pat McAfee show when it was off the cuff, as genuine as this slimy asshole could ever be and rather fun.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.34266 del
>>34241
Wait it's his first ride? Dude took a longer break than pogi in the last 4 years


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.34267 del
>>34197
Isn't Mendonsh BANNED?


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.34268 del
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>>34262
>the team is GC focused, a humble 22 points is all that is necessary today. the strategy of picking no sprinters at all will pay off in the long run. VOISARD will surprise in the passo and HAYTER will deliver and everything will be all right. everything going according to plan, the counterattack into silesia will be a masterstroke.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.34269 del
God fucking damnit, my usual secret pick DEL PINO is fucking FOURTEEN points


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 17:44 [Preview] No.34270 del
>>34267
I bet on there being more than one. THAT Mendonsh I think is banned.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 17:45 [Preview] No.34271 del
>>34269
not so secret anymore huh


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.34272 del
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That was easy though. Later I will do some SERIOUS research and the necessary adjustments


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.34273 del
>>34265
I did like his show too in its infancy when he was just telling war stories, but he's not a color commentator despite ESPN desperately trying to make him one. he's a black hole on College Gameday and i've got to the point simply hearing his voice is grating to me.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 17:53 [Preview] No.34274 del
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why exactly is PONOMAR a six pointer


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 17:57 [Preview] No.34275 del
>PLANCKAERT to Quickstep, 3 Years


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 18:01 [Preview] No.34276 del
>>34273
It was a very fun listen for an Eastern Euro basically his age, I always had a guy of this sort around, the high energy friends with everyone extrovert who just hooks you up with everyone because you're not that great with people.
And AJ fucking Hawk, I didn't know if this whole person is a one big spiel or not for months. Don't know if there is more of a my guy guy than AJ Hawk.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 18:03 [Preview] No.34277 del
>>34275
good signing


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 18:15 [Preview] No.34278 del
kinda funny how many volta legends are now "retired" alongside a whole bunch of them outright being banned


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.34279 del
>>34277
really hope they go back to the team's roots as classics bullies while memco flounders at BORA


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 18:26 [Preview] No.34280 del
>>34279
not that easy with grug and visma around but I reckon magnier could steal a big one


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 18:31 [Preview] No.34281 del
>>34247
betrayal!


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.34282 del
>>34279
I hope so too but it's going to take some time. They have no strong captain for other than sprints.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.34283 del
>>34280
As long as pogi is here, every monument is a pure wattfest with only him and grug winning. Maybe paul can win dwars or ompoop


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 18:36 [Preview] No.34284 del
>>34283
Dwarf is for Burgers only


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 18:39 [Preview] No.34285 del
I just remembered Kern Pharma isn't going to the vuelta


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 18:44 [Preview] No.34286 del
>>34247
Big MOREIRA has not finished a stage race this very year and his knee is fucked beyond repair, with multiple surgeries.
And yet veloman still gave him 16 pts pricetag.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 18:46 [Preview] No.34287 del
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Anyway, I'm back, a feast for the Z2 gods
I forgot how much I enjoy these late evening summer rides when cages are already asleep in their cucksheds.
Kinda difficult towards the end as I rawdogged the ride without food, not even a pesky protein bar.

Which reminds me I haven't seen finnbert posting in a while unless I'm blind


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.34288 del
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>>34262
now that's a sight for sore eyes


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 18:50 [Preview] No.34289 del
>>34287
busy with new kid? hard to keep up


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.34290 del
>>34288
so tell us, the long sleeves were totally overkill


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 18:58 [Preview] No.34291 del
>>34287
oho a hunni during the week


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 19:02 [Preview] No.34292 del
>>34290
yeah i went in a summer jersey in the end


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.34293 del
>>34292
>17degree
>short sleeves
madman


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.34294 del
>>34293
kek, club med wearing winter jackets below 20°C


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.34295 del
>>34287
Isn't 128hr too high for 180w?


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 19:26 [Preview] No.34296 del
>>34294
Always been a gigantic coldlet, but I can cope with heat just fine. Honestly I'd rather have it this way around since you can always just wear one more layer


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 19:31 [Preview] No.34297 del
>>34295
it is, it's over


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 19:40 [Preview] No.34298 del
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signed myself up for some bergs event again
time to train


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 19:48 [Preview] No.34299 del
>>34297
I'll ride my bike maybe 3 times all august. I think the whole september will be riden without a powermeter


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 20:04 [Preview] No.34300 del
>>34299
Tim Torn Tettenberg and Brennan got a yellow by the way
Brennan also relegated


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 20:05 [Preview] No.34301 del
>>34299
I lied BTW, I'll do a 20 minute test after 3 days and be depressed


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 20:05 [Preview] No.34302 del
>>34300
Didn't mean to reply


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.34303 del
>>34302
I'll take the free you


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 20:18 [Preview] No.34304 del
>>34300
I kinda get Brennan, but where is he supposed to go as leadout man when he stops?
TTT I don't get it, is it criminel launching your sprint way to early?


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 20:28 [Preview] No.34305 del
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The guadeloupe shenanigans made headlines in czech newspapers


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 20:31 [Preview] No.34307 del
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>>34305
yeah, even Suisse national tv and my local newspaper filled the summer void with this news.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 20:37 [Preview] No.34308 del
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>>34307
also this


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 20:40 [Preview] No.34309 del
>>34308
no DSQs for sticky bidons, but the worst offenders caught did get a 5 minute penalty in the GC and -2 UCI points. one of them was Adaszak Ksawery of Mazowsze Serce Polski.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 22:03 [Preview] No.34311 del
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>>34307
>Dutch riders
>Dutch team
>sponsored by Rabobank
hahaha


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No.34312 del
>>34300
Yellow cards should be penalties in Velogames too


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 22:50 [Preview] No.34314 del
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Dzień dobry and welcome to another WT stage race and another round of sensational /WORLD TOUR WINE/ (bier) !!

Poland is obviously a vodka and beer country, so we will be taking a brief hiatus from wine after so many good bottles recently. This is BIG news for the /cyc/ office expense account.

Today's beer is from Miroslaw, a small town 150km north of today's stage between Wroclaw and Wieliczka.

Komes Baltic Porter ($6.50)

This is a Baltic Porter, which is a smooth, dark, highly-alcoholic lager made with darkly roasted malt. This is a style of beer that originated in the Baltic states, copying the style from Imperial stouts of English origin. It is one of the most popular dark beers of Polish breweries. Interestingly, this one has a funny little guide on the back telling you how the flavor changes if it is aged, but there is no obvious indication of when this bottle was brewed, so it's not very helpful.

Pours dark brown with auburn higlights. The foam has a compact mousse, not much head. The nose is sweet, with roasty caramel and raisin, perhaps light oak? The palate has a lovely mouthfeel with chocolate, coffee, and dark cooked fruit with a dry, hoppy finish. Despite all the rich flavors, the body is only medium and there is a bitter, hoppy finish that keeps it balanced. It is opening nicely in the glass. The 9% alcohol is totally hidden on the palate.

Really good...definitely light on it's feet for a booze bomb porter.


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 22:57 [Preview] No.34315 del
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>>34314
surely there will be a spin-off episode during the prestigious Czech Tour despite it not being a WT race


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 23:00 [Preview] No.34316 del
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>>34315
Nope. Czech tour is not quite at the level of the Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race or the Maryland Cycling Classic Presented by United Health Care (Zonder CEO Assassinated by Lone Gunman)


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 23:05 [Preview] No.34317 del
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>>34316
I shall keep the secrets of wines from the Moravian toscany to myself


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 23:32 [Preview] No.34318 del
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scoring a couple biers


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 23:35 [Preview] No.34319 del
>>34315
think I found a tramín červený to slurp atthe relevant time when proving the concept a couple of summers past
didn't post about it THOUGH


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 23:36 [Preview] No.34320 del
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>>34318
Why is there a pickle in there


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 23:45 [Preview] No.34321 del
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the burgers are walking a very thin red line in this very topic


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 00:29 [Preview] No.34322 del
>>34321
I enjoy a good clean pilsner as much as the next Czechem


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 00:36 [Preview] No.34323 del
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>>34321
You can imagine how I felt when Bertoao posted about mixing Pinot Noir and Albarino.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 00:37 [Preview] No.34324 del
>>34322
are very brtek is not to be counted amongst the ranks of pilsener enjoyers, please pay attention


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 00:39 [Preview] No.34325 del
>>34324
then what in the HELL is he drinking with those weekly schintz?


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 00:42 [Preview] No.34326 del
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>>34325
are you sure you can handle the answer


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