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Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No. 20195
The rise of /elite/ edition

>Current and upcoming races
24.06 Giro dell'Appennino 1.1
03.07 - 06.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
06.07 - 13.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
06.07 - 13.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
06.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
09.07 - 13.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
16.07 - 20.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
19.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1 WE
20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro


>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/kCgLX5Pn (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>19176


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.20196 del
Can he survive the first week in GC to play podium?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.20197 del
>>20196
very diesel tdf
if he gets up to steam by the climbing TT the world is his


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 17:46 [Preview] No.20198 del
>>20197
I'm afraid of his positionning in the punshy stages


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.20199 del
>>20198
honestly looking at the startlist who is even in play for places 3-6

roglic - chutemagnet, half asleep in the peleton most stages
memco - also positionlet, poised for a super crack because he's mentally unstable
Jorgenson - not a positionlet, ballsy rider and arguably the best contender but will have to slave for his ghoulish master


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 17:52 [Preview] No.20200 del
>>20199
Rodriguez maybe?
But who the fuck knows what's happening at Ineos.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 17:52 [Preview] No.20201 del
Hello I only saw the last km of le Copenhague sprint. Didn't anything of note happen and why were the big sprinters not in top 5?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.20202 del
>>20199
The saddest thing about matteo is the team probably knows this is useless but for PR reasons they have to play the "All out, big balls, everything for the win" type of strategy that will result in him dropping.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.20203 del
>>20199
Fight for 3rd really might be the best part of the Tour if Remco doesn't get his shit together (I still think he will).


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.20204 del
>>20200
rodriguez was barely better than buchmann and squillaume this dauphine, I don't consider him at all


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.20205 del
>>20199
Also LipoGOD will be strong


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.20206 del
>>20201
big chute in the criterium part, please use your world tour status to organize a proper race next time because it was horrible to watch


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.20207 del
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Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.20208 del
I have a feeling the philosopher grinds a Tour top 10 once again.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 18:01 [Preview] No.20209 del
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>>20204
Well then I have a rider for you!
I'm sure he'll be reasonably priced in the velodrama too!


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 18:01 [Preview] No.20210 del
>>20208
it must be interesting to just ride your own pace for 3 weeks, not baited by any attacks, anything above 15 is a win


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 18:01 [Preview] No.20211 del
>>20206
It should have been in Vejle. Could make for a much more fun sprint with the rampas Danesas they have. But there were more money in Copenhagen so that's what we get. Maybe they'll get better with experience or some SafeR consultant will tell them what to do.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 18:03 [Preview] No.20212 del
>>20199
lipowitz 4th after roglic chutes in week 2


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 18:10 [Preview] No.20213 del
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Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 18:16 [Preview] No.20214 del
>>20213
>Finishes 115th
Boy this guy is washed up


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 18:23 [Preview] No.20217 del
>>20203
>(I still think he will)
Not unlikely, but he'll still be missing Landismo.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.20218 del
pogi should do the Siebenbürgen Cycling Tour as preparation for the tour like Demi did Catalunya just to complain at Suisse how cooked she was.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.20219 del
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Well, well, the first half the season is now finished and we have one more entry into /WORLD TOUR WINE/ (bier) before the Tour starts!

Today we had TWO new classics -- one in Andora (which was interesting) and one in Copenhagen (which was soulless and shit). OBVIOUSLY the UCI decided to make the Copenhagen "Sprint" a WT-level race. Fortunately the race was disgraced by a completely fraudulent top 10, and there is already MUCH discussion at the highest levels about either demoting this race to 1.Pro or even removing Copenhagen altogether (the city, not just the race).

Despite frequent reassurances from the resident schizos that Danish wine actually exists and is good quality, I was not able to find any, so we are having a bier.

Carlsberg "Elephant" Premium Pilsner ($3.50)

While I've had Carlsberg a few times overseas (seems to be the default shit beer at pubs across Europe), I have never had the Elephant variant. Indeed, there is a charming elephant on the can which sports a nice pale golden color.

This pours a light honey with off white mousse, reduces quickly. The nose is a bit flat -- malt, corn, just the very lightest noble hops. The palate is actually nice, with nicely balanced apple/malt character and a pleasing bitterness to the hops. I was stunned to see that this is 7.2% which is totally absent on the palate, very nicely integrated alcohol.

Not bad at all. If I wanted to get shitfaced on beer that wasn't too heavy, this would be a good choice.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.20220 del
>>20219
could at least have gotten a Tuborg.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 18:28 [Preview] No.20221 del
>>20220
I've had Tuborg (it's fine) but never had this so wanted to try it.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 18:32 [Preview] No.20222 del
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>>20219
>Mfw bert sneaks in a cheeky super bock for the volta


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 18:33 [Preview] No.20223 del
Given my ever increasing disadvantage in the /CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025, I'm now forced to start a very early Tour psyop in the form of very serious predictions.

GC:
1. Pogacar (4 wins)
2. Vingegaard (1 wins)
3. Almeida*
4. Jorgenson*
5. Lipowitz*
6. Mas
7. O'Connor (1 win)
8. Rodríguez
9. Gall
10. Martin
11. Onley
12. Van Wilder
13. Martinez
14. Champoussin (1 win)
15. Van Eetvelt

*one of the 3 gets a win

Green: Philipsen (3 wins)

KOM: Evenepoel (3 wins)

DNF:
Roglic
Yates S.
Vlasov
Carapaz
Arensman
Skjelmose


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.20224 del
>>20223
you forgot to calculate in the total Mas collapse so he can be good in the vuelta


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.20225 del
>>20224

Mas will be in the breakaway for the whole of week 3 after he loses 20 minutes in week 2.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.20226 del
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/WTW/ Power Rankings before the Tour
1. Castello Romitorio Brunello di Montalcino Riserva (Strade Bianche)
2. Elio Grasso Gavarini Vigna Chiniera (Giro)
3. By Farr RP Cote Vineyard (Cadel Evans Race)
4. Mas de Boislauzon Chateauneuf du Pape Tintot (Paris-Nice)
5. Bertani Amarone della Valpolicella Classico (Giro)
6. Ruinart Blanc de Blancs (Paris-Roubaix)

POWER GAP

7. Guffens-Heynen “1er Jus de Chavigne” Macon-Pierreclos (Dauphine)
8. Avignonesi Grandi Annate Vino Nobile di Montepulciano (Giro)
9. Paolo Bea Arboreus (Tirreno Adriatico)
10. Cisteller Malvasia de Stiges (Volta a Catalunya)
11. R. Lopez de Heredia Vina Tondonia Reserva (Itzulia Basque Country)
12. Joh. Jos. Prum Zeltinger Sonnenuhr (Eschborn-Frankfurt)
13. Jean-Louis Chave Selection “Offerus” Saint-Joseph (Dauphine)

POWER GAP

14. Terrevive Bergianti Lambrusco Rosato Brut (Giro)
15. Kabaj Luisa (Giro)
16. Anima Mundi Cami dels Xops (Volta a Catalunya)
17. Tzora Vineyards Shoresh (UAE Tour)
18. Chateau Ste Roseline Cuvee La Chapelle de Ste Roseline (Paris-Nice)
19. Tormaresca Torcicoda Primitivo (Giro)
20. Grosjean Cornalin Vigne Rovettaz (Giro)
21. Sartarelli Balciana Verdicchio (Tirreno Adriatico)
22. Punta Crena Vigneto Ca da Rena Pigato (Milano-Sanremo)
23. Francois et Fils Condrieu Veauvignere (Paris-Nice)

POWER GAP

24. Antxiola Getariako Txakolina (Itzulia Basque Country)
25. Schenck “L’Alpage” (Tour de Suisse)
26. Serge Roh Cave les Ruinettes “Dole de Vetroz” (Tour de Suisse)
27. 3 Rings Barossa Valley Shiraz (Tour Down Under)
28. Maison Gilliard Les Murettes Sion (Tour de Romandie)
29. Wits End Luna Shiraz (Tour Down Under)



BIERS
1. Trappistes Rochefort 10 (Fleche Wallonne)
2. La Chouffe Blonde (Liege-Bastogne-Liege)
3. Duchesse de Bourgogne (E3 Saxo Classic)
4. Liefmans Goudenband (Ompoop)
5. Petrus Aged Pale (Gent-Wevelgem)
6. Bourgogne des Flandres (Brugge-De Panne)
7. St Feuillien Tripel (Dwars door Vlaanderen)
8. Carlsberg Elephant (Copenhagen Sprint)
9. Bavik Super Pils (Ronde van Vlaanderen)
10. Amstel Light (Amstel Gold Race)


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.20227 del
>>20225
that's what he did last year and he was 19th in GC


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.20228 del
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SURPRISING WINES AND VALUE PICKS

The 2015 Mas de Boislauzon CdP Tintot (PN) was a stunner of a wine, but probably ten years too soon. I bought a few more to cellar. The 2022 Cisteller Malvasia de Stiges (Volta a Catalunya) was one of the finest whites I've had this year, very deep, profound, balanced, and very reasonably priced @ $42. My other value picks are the JL Chave Offerus (Dauphine) as well as the fantastic wild Lambrusco from the Giro.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.20229 del
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>>20226
Very nice, will remember that there is a reference here.


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Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.20231 del
>>20226
Some questionable ranking for the beers


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 18:54 [Preview] No.20232 del
>>20231
Just one man's opinion, mon ami. What jumped out at you?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.20233 del
>>20219
Nice choice, that's my dad's favorite beer


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BEST BOTTLE/CAN ART


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.20235 del
>>20232
The chouffe above the goudenband, but now that I think about it I think the barrel aged version is the one I had in mind, not sure I've tried the normal goudenband


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.20236 del
>>20235
they are very similar


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.20237 del
>>20235
I was really surprised by the Chouffe. I've had it before but never really tasted it thoughtfully and really liked it. Maybe I was just in a generous mood that day, but I really liked the citrus/lifted quality to it. I tend to like that sort of style more than really deep stuff


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:14 [Preview] No.20238 del
>>20230
we know that you spent like 2000 bucks on wine so far. could have bought a new bike with that money.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:14 [Preview] No.20239 del
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Trying to eat a bit more healthy on the road. It was disgusting


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.20240 del
>>20239
what would happen if you spilled an entire can of Dr Pepper into the dash


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.20241 del
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>>20239
What happens if you spill the drink over the controls?


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>>20240
>>20241
I don't know. It's probably fine


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.20243 del
>>20239
press the big red button for us


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.20244 del
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>>20238
Unfortunately I think I blew my yearly wine budget at a recent auction


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>>20243
That's the emergency brake


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>>20239
Also what is the slop you are eating?
Carrots and mashed potatoes? And where are the eggs?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.20248 del
Paypigbros, we're back


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.20249 del
>>20245
have you ever hit it


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.20250 del
>>20247
Carrots and hummus
>>20249
Not in an emergency situation no


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.20251 del
>>20246
the fuck is up with this dude and his sleeveless shirts


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.20252 del
>>20251
yeah whats up with that
is it just contrarianism or is he trying to make a point


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.20253 del
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>>20252
>is he trying to make a point
what point could possibly be made by a sleeveless shirt


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.20254 del
>>20253
>I don't give a FUCK about cycling norms and traditions
>I just win the tour
>deal with it
>racial slur


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.20255 del
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>>20252
He needs the room to grab bananas from the trees and stuff


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.20256 del
>>20255
is this advertising for the new donkey kong game


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.20257 del
>>20251
>>20252
100% mommy doesn't like tanlines


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.20258 del
>>20255
Non-Euclidean proportions


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.20259 del
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>>20257
thats probably it
but vingo doesnt even tan at all


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.20260 del
>>20257
hasn't he just shifted tanlines from upper arm to shoulder


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.20261 del
>>20255
You may not like it but this is what peak performing cycling athlete looks like.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:29 [Preview] No.20262 del
>>20257
he looks so pale you'd almost forget this dude rides his bike 20 hours a week


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:30 [Preview] No.20263 del
>>20262
I dont get how him and also pog to some extend dont tan at all while they live in sunny places all year and spend lots of time in the sun
grug and remco are baked like lobsters but those two?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.20264 del
>>20263
they just wear suncreen

Remco going to spend half his life over the age of 40 at a dermatologist's office getting skin cancers zapped


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.20265 del
>>20248
Forgot pic


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.20266 del
>>20264
I also wear 50+ sunscreen and I'm tan as fuck and I probably don't even ride half of their hours


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:34 [Preview] No.20267 del
>>20266
Yes but do you reapply it


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:34 [Preview] No.20268 del
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>>20265
no you didn't that very picture is right there in the other post as well


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:34 [Preview] No.20269 del
>>20264
sunscreen doesn't stop the tan as much as vingegaard looks


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.20271 del
Some people simply can't get a tan.
They get red for a few days and then the skin just peels off.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.20272 del
>>20267
no but that shit should outlast like 98% of my rides


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.20273 del
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>>20270
its right there for me


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.20274 del
41C and some rain the the forecast, so it's time to go score some eggs innit
Bertaček could never


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:50 [Preview] No.20275 del
>>20223
9. Gall? please try harder with the psyops i almost believed this one


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:52 [Preview] No.20276 del
>>20274
strongminded post


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.20277 del
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Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 20:01 [Preview] No.20278 del
>>20274
They say it's going to be 38 this week so I'll commute in that. absolutely 0 eggs will be scored I'll soft pedal at 100 watts. Survivor mode


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 20:10 [Preview] No.20279 del
>>20239
took me a while to find the trein model. it'a Bombardier Flexity Swift.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 20:11 [Preview] No.20280 del
>>20239
Don't think I have ever had a good hummus of a shop shelf. It was always "I have bought the whole thing I am eating the whole thing" but only because of the grim consequences for my tism if I didn't.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.20281 del
>>20213
He truly never trains


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.20282 del
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MOST AUTISTIC HOBBY POWER RANKINGS
1. Trein
2. Grand strategy games
3. Cycling
4. Tabletop miniatures
5. Magic: The Gathering


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.20283 del
>>20282
Good thing I was too poor as a kid because Warhammer would do me in. I've had a bookstore near my school which sold miniatures per a single figurine. The rich fags bought them and I was super envious.
Right now I am only into the lore of 40k, got some monopose figurines but I am NOT investing in paints and gear.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 20:27 [Preview] No.20284 del
>>20282
I used to do Lord of the rings figures as a kid, now those were the days
now that I have money maybe I should get back into it


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 20:29 [Preview] No.20285 del
>>20282
Where does math rank in this


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 20:32 [Preview] No.20286 del
>>20282
cycling is a super normie sport
should be 'being good at cycling'


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 20:52 [Preview] No.20287 del
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>>20239
If it's from AH or Jumbo it's absolute goyslop. Almost USA klevel of poison. I'm that guy that checks ingredients.
Stopped shopping in dutch stores completely.

Just prepare some fresh greens yourself. And take an apple and banana with you.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 21:12 [Preview] No.20288 del
>>20285
I think it has to be:
1. Philosophy, and I mean actual thinking and mapping it into reality not just larping, philosophy of mind should be the first one in current zeitgeist.
2. Pure math, which I know too little to propose, but those general branches like topology, group, set theories.
3. Physics, also the most abstract, including all the experimental models and their inherent contradictions.
4. Chemistry, just for the loads of, but still bounded, stuff to know and memorize and combine.
5. Electronics, engineering, /n/ stuff, interests in how clockwork things works.
6. Ciclismo and other good for body and soul interests.
7. and further on, languages, table top games, cooking and some oddballs like dinosaurs, heraldry, basketweaving.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 21:15 [Preview] No.20289 del
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>>20288
Pretty accurate. the only thing that makes me different from most other tists is math.
I hate math. I didn't when I was young but I started hating it in high school because they wouldn't allow me to use my own methods to find an answer. The hate never went away.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 21:18 [Preview] No.20290 del
>>20288
I would think treating any of the top 5 on your list as a hobby rather than a job is automatically peak autismo


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.20291 del
>>20246
Kino Kusske Scran


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 21:26 [Preview] No.20292 del
>>20288
>actual thinking and mapping it into reality not just larping
what if my focus is PoM but only the larping stuff
>Pure math
category theory is not abstract enough for me unironically.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 21:33 [Preview] No.20293 del
>>20282
luckily I never cared about trains because I do or have done the other four


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 21:39 [Preview] No.20294 del
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>>20282
Fuck magic the gathering.
I sold my deck in college for a six pack of beer.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 21:43 [Preview] No.20295 del
>>20294
I used to really like playing homebrew decks with my friends, but Thursday nights we would go to local game shop for competitive play and get absolutely demolished by the autists


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Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 22:55 [Preview] No.20297 del
>>20296
I was also very baffled. Apparently a French idiom for making someone exceed their capabilities.

I'm sure there are Czech idioms that we would find equally amusing and some obscure American/English idioms to baffle all you ESL people


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 22:59 [Preview] No.20298 del
>>20297
i've found most baseball terminology/slang is the least penetrable for the Foreigns


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No.20299 del
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>>20298
"Ducks on the pond and Ramirez is in the catbird seat...that ball hit deep....stretch!....and it's a can of corn."


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 23:41 [Preview] No.20300 del
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National Championships starts today in Iran


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 23:44 [Preview] No.20301 del
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>>20300
Not if we have anything to say about it.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.20302 del
>1. Belgium
>2. Denmark
>3. Great Britain
You may not like it, but this is what the future of cycling looks like.


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 00:26 [Preview] No.20303 del
>>20282
Do anime figures count? Does chess count? If so I'm 3 for 5


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 01:19 [Preview] No.20304 del
>>20300
heh...all my boy Aryan BENAME will need is one last ride...


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.20305 del
>>20303
post OTB ELO


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.20306 del
>>20302
your seriously telling me that dane is a junior? are you taking the piss?


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.20307 del
>>20305
Haven't played in person since college but it was roughly 1650-1700. Now I just play online against robots but I'd guess it's close to that


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.20308 del
>>20199
Primoz redemption arc
dark memco revenge arc
they should work together against pogagaard


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.20309 del
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Rabobank legend Lars BOOM casually dropping FDJ femmes as their directeur sportif


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.20310 del
A renaissance painting


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.20311 del
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>No UCI races today. (3 national)


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.20312 del
>>20311
oh yes
>Kermisronde van Luyksgestel
mhm yes


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.20313 del
>>20311
massive content drought for two weeks it’s so over


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.20314 del
>>20312
dont forget the final stage of
>Gipuzkoako Itzulia
riveting action on tap for today


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.20315 del
>>20314
This new sulphurous generation is something else


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.20317 del
>>20315
>polti has a devo team


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.20318 del
jan christen wonder healed and doing appennino but without his best buddy migl bjerg


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.20319 del


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.20320 del
>>20319
where's your zonder photo with didi?


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.20321 del
Didn't know adhd drug were on the banned list. Honestly this adhd remco is quite fishy, what does the dude need to concentrate on, TikTok?


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.20322 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XFTN50K56mc [Embed]

Are you riding you're bicicleta, berts?


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.20323 del
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>>20322
I shall be riding the fahrrad in the foreseeable future, a few hours from now


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.20324 del
>>20321
They used to sell this shit everywhere back when I was in university.
How retarded do you have to be to take it and not check the banned list first


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.20325 del
>>20324
>How retarded do you have to be
>Danish
Well your answer was there all along Bert


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.20326 del
fucked up wind today, thats gonna cost me some koms


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.20328 del
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>>20315
Time is a flat circle


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.20329 del
>>20328
BARRY, NOVAL, HINCAPIE, the trident of former USPS runners with sons currently in the junior ranks, all very promising. would be very funny if they all turn out to be good professionals.


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.20330 del
>>20329
It's not that funny


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No.20331 del
>>20321
Well, they're stimulants, some of them even contain amphetamine which has been banned since forever.


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.20332 del
>>20329
Would be funny but we really need a lance junior


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 13:32 [Preview] No.20333 del
>>20332
Sadly he only has daughters.


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.20334 del
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What we need is big Pavel PADRNOS jr.
Come to think of it, it's feasible that our own Bertaček might be his long lost son


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.20335 del
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Padrnos is not even that big, only 1.90. 14-year old girls are this tall now


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.20336 del
>>20334
He's one of the Czech TV commentators, he's unbearable


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.20337 del
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it looks like they worked backwards from wanting x number of mountain-hilly-flat stages, it's funny how easily they can be sorted


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 14:27 [Preview] No.20338 del
>>20335
Yes well, our most famous BIG rider nowadays stands at a measly 1.88.


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.20339 del
tried out a zero setback seat post. that was eye opening. I really should play around with my bike fit. but I need to go on a longer ride with that setup first.


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.20340 del
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Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.20341 del
>>20340
>tfw hoping for ciclismo


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.20342 del
The slow return to 4/cyc/ is taking more and more shape.
I like it here, it is really the lounge on top of the old building that is an open secret but still functions as a great filter.
Why not be here.
I guess it is like the olden days, when I saw one or the other of my boys from the hood having a good time among some other group that was clearly distinct from us.
Like, why go there, you have us, I thought we have something going here, you traitor.


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.20344 del
>>20342
what are you talking about


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.20345 del
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>>20344
Post count line goes up there.
Post count line goes down here.
More and more.


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.20346 del
>>20345
who cares, people can do what they want
I'm just glad I haven't seen a schizo post in months now


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.20347 del
>>20346
ye same
I don't miss old /cyc/ at all


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.20348 del
>>20342
when /tdf/ comes, you will be glad for our little corner


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.20349 del
>>20346
Berts hated him because he said the truth


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 15:56 [Preview] No.20350 del
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I just post on both. When I am not getting enough (You)'s here I go and troll there a bit


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 15:59 [Preview] No.20351 del
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>>20350
The (You)s grind never ends


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 16:01 [Preview] No.20352 del
fink I'm about +150 net (You)s since I started tracking


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 16:01 [Preview] No.20353 del
>>20352
what's that in eggs


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No.20354 del
luv eggs me
I score and also eat them by the dozen


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 16:07 [Preview] No.20355 del
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>>20350
>>20351
You dirty whores.


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.20356 del
>>20350
basically this, and just wherever there is more active discussion going on is where I will post. except if its schizo time, then the 4chunz is closed


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.20357 del
>>20350
personally I'm only in it for the (You)'s


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.20358 del
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>>20346
yea agreed, /cyc/ on 4cuck was pretty bad all year and I'm not going to subject myself to that again but if anyone of you guys enjoys giving the retards their attention fix then so be it
>/cyc/ Tab shows 25 new posts oho time to go check whats up surely something cool happened
<its nothing but boring attention whoring schizo shit, grifting, bad off topic posting
fuck that, if /bert/ dies I'm migrating to x for ciclismo news and live commentary kek


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.20359 del
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Got a pretty good job offer from a defence contractor today. Would earn a lot more, but I would have to take the train or—dare I say it—become a cagie again instead of doing a nice little bike ride to work. Life is hard.


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 17:08 [Preview] No.20360 del
>>20359
and you're morals? what about those?


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.20361 del
>>20358
fewer but much higher quality posts here than there, easy decision


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.20362 del
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86th Giro dell'Appennino starts tomorrow with very fraudulent startlist. There isn't even an OFFICIAL /bet/ available, but the biggest favouritest are

>JOHANSEN
>TORRES
>TSARENKO
>BARRE
>ULISSI
>CADENA
>CAICEDO

the Bora kids who ran the Bambino Giro are running it as punishment (FINN, TUCKWELL)


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 17:44 [Preview] No.20363 del
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Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:02 [Preview] No.20364 del
>>20360
I’d be ok with it tbh


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:08 [Preview] No.20365 del
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perfect weather for some post work hill climbs, 22°C and a light breeze
dare I say life is good


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:09 [Preview] No.20366 del
>>20365
>a light breeze
can't relate, its storming here. But yea its been cooler than the past couple days


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:09 [Preview] No.20367 del
>>20365
38 and humid here
I'm waiting for the roads to bake a bit more before going to score some hill repeats


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:11 [Preview] No.20368 del
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Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:11 [Preview] No.20369 del
>>20367
I pray for your well being


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:20 [Preview] No.20370 del
I wanted to ask. Do you fellow berts wear ciclismo cap? I barely see anyone sporting it


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:20 [Preview] No.20371 del
vingo not sleeveless and the others didn't get the new jersey for some reason


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:22 [Preview] No.20372 del
>>20371
remco lachee


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:23 [Preview] No.20373 del
>>20370
You are supposed to put it on your head, not over your face


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:24 [Preview] No.20374 del
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Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.20375 del


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:27 [Preview] No.20376 del
>>20373
actually funny


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:27 [Preview] No.20377 del
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>>20370
ofcourse


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:27 [Preview] No.20378 del
>>20370
the la vie claire cap is all I need for short jaunts around the summer home, but on Big rides I put the brain bucket cause I'm to scared of cagers and would rather not become a vegetable


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.20379 del
>>20371
>are sep
Baste
>>20377
>duvel kit
gigabaste


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:32 [Preview] No.20380 del
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pay pig box arrived last week


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:37 [Preview] No.20381 del
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I bought a new bike frame. it's a trek emonda alr rim brake version. I did get weak once it was on offer for 540€ (Suisse VAT price) on bike24.
I toyed around with the idea of building up a bike a long time ago and whenever some bike part was on big discount, I bought it. I profited from the bankruptcy of that Austrian Benko guy who owned internetstores and the affiliated online bike store brands like fahrrad.de/bikester or whatever it was called around Europe. right after brexshit Suisse was the first country to have a free trade agreement with Britain, so I did get a full shimano 105 group set for 300€ from Wiggle.


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:39 [Preview] No.20382 del
>>20381
holy based


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:40 [Preview] No.20383 del
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I keep my shifters straight, so I don't break any UCI rules, as the frame comes with a UCI sticker on it. also it was a really good trick installing the shifters on the handlebar first and not on the bike, as you can use the floor to align them.


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:50 [Preview] No.20384 del
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>>20381
welcome to the team
the rim team


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.20385 del
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and the full build. I only needed direct mount brakes and a fucking press fit (BB86) bottom bracket.
>white bar tape
yes I know, it's sexo.
>direct mount brakes
why are people using di*k brakes again? holy shit the braking power is really good. because they're the older Ultegra 8000 and not 8100 version, and did cost half of what the 8100 would have cost.
>wheels
I had them laying around, they're from Trek anyways, so it matches the bike.
>tires
thanks again Mr. Benko, those Vittoria Rubinos 25mm were dirt cheap, although they are the older pre-graphene version, but they should have a bit better rolling resistance
>bidons
from my tour de suisse haul
>press fit bottom bracket
I have no idea why you would do that on a aluminium frame, but let me squeak at it when I'm trying to get them out again.
>ultegra cranks
I wanted 52-36 front rings and it was simply cheaper buying a whole ultegra crankset than just the 105 chain rings. looking forward to them disintegrating after getting in contact with water.


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.20386 del
>>20358
/x/ has cycling related discussion?


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:53 [Preview] No.20387 del
>>20385
hell yeah, enjoy the rides


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:53 [Preview] No.20388 del


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.20389 del
>>20385
kino save that hideos bartape


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.20390 del
>>20383
knowers have used this tip for many years. The lines on the bars are dirty fucking liars and are never even on either side


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Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 19:02 [Preview] No.20392 del
>>20378
i didnt mean instead of helmet


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 19:03 [Preview] No.20393 del
>>20385
looks GREAT but those rims look horrible


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 19:09 [Preview] No.20394 del
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rode to the Specialized Europe HQ, makes a good place to take photos of your non-spesh bike.
it was a fun first ride in windy conditions. the bike is really twitchy, but you can really take corners with this thing. I need to do a longer ride first, so far it was a good blend of comfort while still being able to feel the road buzz. just makes short intensive rides more fun.


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 19:11 [Preview] No.20395 del
>>20385
I've always wanted to try direct mount. Nice looking bike


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.20396 del
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now back hat question
>>20370
I do, I don't like the feel of a sticky helmet on my skin and prefer wearing a cap under the helmet. I have a Pantani style bandana as well, but might as well wear a cap for some sun protection. those retro caps usually have cotton in it, if you like to retain some of your sweat, but I prefer full polyester caps.


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 19:23 [Preview] No.20397 del
>>20394
does the deepness of the wheels have an effect on twitchiness of a bike?


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 19:27 [Preview] No.20398 del
>>20397
I think it has more to do with the short wheelbase.
it was really windy outside, with deep wheels I would have felt another kind of twitch


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 19:33 [Preview] No.20399 del
>>20394
Any upgrade for the wheels in the future?


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 19:33 [Preview] No.20400 del
didn't mention the chain. that full 105 groupset came with a KMC and not a Shimano chain. they cost the same, so it shouldn't matter. but I ran through a 9 speed KMC chain back in the days of oil based lubes pretty quickly and haven't used KMC since then.
I really dig the black inner plates. may they hold longer thanks to the power of waxxx.


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 19:35 [Preview] No.20401 del
>>20400
I use KMC on my gravel commuter and never had any issues


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 19:40 [Preview] No.20402 del
>>20399
I actually have a DT Swiss 32 Oxic rear wheel laying around, as you guessed it, I managed to get it for really cheap. I'm not keen on spending 300€ just for the front wheel, so I keep on waiting until a return shows up or the deeper 32s are on sale.


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.20403 del
how to pronounce omrzel?


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 21:36 [Preview] No.20404 del
>>20403
"NEK-st PO-guh-char"


Bert 06/23/2025 (Mon) 21:41 [Preview] No.20405 del
>>20403
omrzel, unironically


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 00:43 [Preview] No.20406 del
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The frogs are very loud again


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 01:01 [Preview] No.20407 del
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Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.20408 del
>>20406
window status?


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.20409 del
I have learned there is a bug called omrzel (opatrum) in Polish (with the CORRECT pronunciation, 'omzhel'),
Guess omrzel gets pronunced 'omrzel' but it would be even better if Stvrtecky went for a cycling career, just to fuck with non-Slavic commentators more.


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.20410 del
>>20409
You don't get to pronounce letters differently than how they are written


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.20411 del
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>>20410
I do pronounce them as they are, omrzel.


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.20412 del
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>>20408
I sleep with my door open, or else it is too hot


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.20413 del
>>20412
What if someone comes in


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.20414 del
My rice cooker cover keeps popping and jumping up from all the steam, surely in 2025 i could expect this engineering challenge to be resolved


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.20415 del
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>>20413
I live on the 8th floor. There is no access to my bedroom balcony. So it would have to be Spiderman or something. That would be weird


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.20416 del
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>>20415
certain strong climbers (8 watts per kilogram of body weight) could make it up there


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.20417 del
>>20414
you should use the same rice cookers as Asian restaurants do.
also are you telling us that you are making rice cakes for your rides like you're some pro?


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.20418 del
>>20417
rice, small pieces of chicken breasts, s*y sauce, pfeffer, that's all


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.20419 del
>>20418
if you want to become a big and strong boi you need to eat your broccoli


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.20420 del
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(1.16 MB 1280x720 bunda drafting.png)
besides not understanding a single word, I couldn't spot a tall person on a black canyon in this video.
and bro, that signing wall, they really go all out with the larping. makes me kek seeing people on shitty bikes mogging kit wankers on aero bikes.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z4tPpTnD7SU [Embed]


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.20421 del
>>20420
brtek was 4 minutes off the front thats why you can't stop him there


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.20422 del
>>20420
maybe in a video from the grupetto


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.20423 del
>>20412
Jan Speegosh headed to your home this very moment


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.20424 del
>>20414
You're like a real life version of a magical user from Arcanum or perhaps Harry Dresden. Nothing mechanical works around you.


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.20425 del
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it's the year 2020 and this guy shows up.


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.20426 del
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>>20425
I have to say, I really like this guy unironically as a rider. Tough as nails, great climber and TT. Just wish he weren't such a chute merchant but that's part of his charm


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.20427 del
We were supposed to live in Italy but alas we don't


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 13:09 [Preview] No.20428 del
we live in Appennino. found a stream on the local Genova channel. but those Bertolos love to talk.
https://telenord.it/diretta-streaming


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.20429 del
ok, we geoblocked now lol


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 13:17 [Preview] No.20430 del
Nate Pringle will win


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.20431 del
>>20428
is there nowhere to watch this without Italian VPN?


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.20432 del
>>20431
if tismbert were still in Italy, he could watch it on tv. RAI rather shows reruns in the afternoon and will show the highlights of the race in the evening.


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 14:09 [Preview] No.20433 del
ULISSI normale


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.20434 del
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Why do they insist on having dark jerseys?


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.20435 del
>>20434
they will turn up the heat


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.20436 del
>>20434
Does he die his hair like that or is it that condition that Claire Saffitz has


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.20437 del
could go for a WALTER sized calzoni right about now, my funk soul berts


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.20438 del
>>20436
it's natural, yeah; also, she's a huge babe


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.20439 del
>>20438
There certainly is something about a chubby Jewess with domestic sensibilities


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.20440 del
>>20439
a friend gave me her dessert cookbook, it's very good


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.20441 del
>>20436
Hey, I watched that gay show for a while, with that gay lanky dude who is not gay, the tall doofus extravert and a bunch of jewesses. The blonde one was jewish too.


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.20442 del
But the gray tuft is very ethnic, I remember at least two more middle-aged tiny hat hags who have it.
Dunno about are Woutje.


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.20443 del
ulissi gonna get kwaked by young squeaking superstar barre


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.20444 del
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I was getting worried about Astana after a couple of dry weeks for them, but looks like they are back at it


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.20445 del
>tfw no MATILDE vitillo cyc gf


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.20446 del
10 egg ride in 39 degree heat. Wanted to go a bit more but honestly was getting nauseous and lightheaded.


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.20447 del
1 or 2 of the Italien autumn classics should get boosted up to .UWT


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.20448 del
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Saw a tortoise in the middle of the path in the park baking in the heat. I just rode by.

Holden: You're in a park, riding along a road, when all of a sudden you look down...
Bert: What one?
Holden: What?
Bert: What park?
Holden: It doesn't make any difference what park, it's completely hypothetical.
Bert: But, how come I'd be there?
Holden: Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to score eggs to impress people who are fugitives from a Himalayan gatcha forum. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise, Bert. It's crawling toward you...
Bert: Tortoise? What's that?
Holden: [irritated by Bert's interruptions] You know what a turtle is?
Bert: Of course!
Holden: Same thing.
Bert: I've never seen a turtle... But I understand what you mean.
Holden: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Bert.
Bert: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?
Holden: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Bert: [angry at the suggestion] What do you mean, I'm not helping?
Holden: I mean you're not helping. Why is that, Bert?
[Bert has become visibly shaken]
Holden: They're just questions, Bert. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... Shall we continue?


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.20449 del
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Also seen: a woman who had to be 75-80 years old, 100 lbs of absolute muscle, ripping by me in a skinsuit on a brand new Dogma F.


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.20450 del
damn, rip to Barre


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.20451 del
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>>20449
might have been half that age, ciclista skin doesn't age well


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.20452 del
>>20449
you saw nairo quintana?


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.20453 del
ponomar is unlocked at petrolike, the next padun inbound


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.20454 del
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>>20451
Nah, she was legit at least 70.

I'm trying to figure it out by Strava KOM results today but I can't seem to find her. Her kit was immaculate so I'm sure she uploads to Strava. There's one lady who is 75+ who had a pretty good time up the hill where this lady passed me, but it was slower than my time, and the lady I'm thinking of legitimately teleported past me and then disappeared in smoke on the flat after the climb.


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.20455 del
>>20454
she's still out riding, doing a good 200 miler


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.20456 del
lowered my sattel again


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.20457 del
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>>20456
how low


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.20458 del
>>20457
not very far from the top tube now at all
might take the spacers out from under the stem to make it even more a*ro and comicale


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.20459 del
>>20455
probably the truth, even with no shade and 100 degree temps


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.20460 del
mischa wins, markus kwabbed


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 16:29 [Preview] No.20461 del
>>20460
it's a bread world, we're all just egging in it


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 16:39 [Preview] No.20462 del
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sleepy


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 16:52 [Preview] No.20463 del
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>>20460
BIG fan of BIG Mischa, me


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 17:01 [Preview] No.20464 del
will you buy the memco branded shoe for 600 bucks?


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 17:04 [Preview] No.20465 del
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nice gravel ride in the heat. eggs collected: 26, hens: not happy


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 17:04 [Preview] No.20466 del
>>20464
>S-Works Torch Remco
I was only going to flame him, but that'll do


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.20467 del
>>20465
looks hot as fuck, solid eggs


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 17:09 [Preview] No.20468 del
>>20464
do they come in gold?


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 17:16 [Preview] No.20469 del
>>20465
kino
thanks for posting pal


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 17:20 [Preview] No.20470 del
Nice


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 17:25 [Preview] No.20471 del
when will we see the babadag again in a race


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 17:32 [Preview] No.20472 del
>>20470
I will be there at Kühtai, maybe with a squeaker sign. another bert over on 4chinzs also said he will go watch it live


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 17:32 [Preview] No.20473 del
>>20471
vgh...that ZWIEHOFF kino....sovl....


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 17:48 [Preview] No.20474 del
>>20471
cavendish complained too much


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 17:54 [Preview] No.20475 del
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>>20474
Totally surrounded by a bunch of foreign jobbers


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 17:55 [Preview] No.20476 del
>>20464
is he just too lazy to shave? all the promotional material I see of him has the same horrific facial hair.


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 17:56 [Preview] No.20477 del
>>20475
zeki kaygisiz now gets to tell his kids he put tree minutes into cav. proper charity work


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 18:03 [Preview] No.20478 del
>>20464
he is morphing into justin fuchs kek


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 18:08 [Preview] No.20479 del
>>20465
>144hr
Looks like someone got hot at the end


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 18:10 [Preview] No.20480 del
Did me first wagie interview today.

Not sure if they liked me or if they were just very nice. Probably the latter ig.


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 18:11 [Preview] No.20481 del
>>20476
That's the copium facial hair from someone trying very hard to grow some


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 18:28 [Preview] No.20482 del
spending the night food prepping for hike everytime I con myself getting pistaches now i’m peeling pistaches for hours


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 18:36 [Preview] No.20483 del
today it's a mere 37° so I fink I'll score a r*n


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No.20484 del
>>20482
I think pistachios in the shell are best for having friends over for drinks so you can do something with your hands; if you're eating them on a hike just buy the shelled (they're usually actually cheaper)


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 18:55 [Preview] No.20485 del
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How thoughtful of them.
Mediocre weather today, but at least I'm not cooking in asswater @ 33°.


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 19:04 [Preview] No.20486 del
>>20485
Wait, you're swedish?


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 19:13 [Preview] No.20487 del
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>>20486
Yes.
For one more week.


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 19:23 [Preview] No.20488 del
I r*n today
After almost a year
It went as expected in scorching heat and humidity


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.20489 del
>>20488
torty seven degrees and humidity
pwoah


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 19:25 [Preview] No.20490 del
>us flag on mobile
oh say can you see


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 19:26 [Preview] No.20491 del
>>20490
can your eyes now see the glory


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 19:29 [Preview] No.20492 del
>>20487
God I wish that were me


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 19:36 [Preview] No.20493 del
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>>20492
Ahh, hard boiled egg ride weather!


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 19:40 [Preview] No.20494 del
>>20476
As a good mudslime he has to let it grow


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 19:47 [Preview] No.20495 del
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>>20494
what if he showed up to TdF team presentation like this after a month of training solo in isolation


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 19:50 [Preview] No.20496 del
>>20463
she escaped too quickly last week


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 19:51 [Preview] No.20497 del
>>20470
I keep reading Kühlteich.


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 19:55 [Preview] No.20498 del
>>20494
>>20495
surely this muslim kwab thing is just a phase that'll end after the 2025 season right


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 19:56 [Preview] No.20499 del
>>20487
I think I should travel up north again next summer. Really enjoyed the grim wet and cold weather of Scottish summer during the heatwave summer.


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 20:15 [Preview] No.20500 del
>>20499
For me it's just a bit of altitude. As long as the nights are fresh enough everything is fine


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 20:15 [Preview] No.20501 del
>>20496
luv Big Misch


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.20502 del
>>20496
why do women's teams have so much better jerseys and bike colorways


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 20:33 [Preview] No.20503 del
>>20502
to generate more future ciclistas (and /cyc/ gfs), it has to look nice on instagram. Male peloton could use some 90s revival in jersey design. Lidl isn't too far off, they could be bolder.


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 20:34 [Preview] No.20504 del
>>20502
Make cyclist buy black bikes to look pro, women prefer color


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 20:40 [Preview] No.20505 del
>>20504
It really is so lame


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 21:10 [Preview] No.20506 del
>>20282
I've decided that storm chasing should be on this list somewhere


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 21:12 [Preview] No.20507 del
>>20506
too regionally locked. you can be an autist anywhere but you can only storm chase in the midwest. i suppose you could try in other areas, but why bother innit


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 21:26 [Preview] No.20508 del
>>20504
that's stupid, men (me) like color, too


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 21:44 [Preview] No.20509 del
>>20508
I also like colorful paintjobs


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 21:59 [Preview] No.20510 del
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Hmm paypigs, they DO sell that SD Worx frame in adult sizes....


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 22:05 [Preview] No.20511 del
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Post yfw you realized Trump brokered peace to allow the cycling calendar to proceed without incident


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 22:19 [Preview] No.20512 del
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>>20511
some freegaza retard is going to opi-oumi the pedalton this year. I mean its inevitable everyone else sees this coming from a mile away right.


Bert 06/24/2025 (Tue) 22:54 [Preview] No.20513 del
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>>20512
And it's going to be a mosad falseflag or something.

Anyway I was going to go on a ride tomorrow since it a holiday but my ankle suddenly swelled up like a balloon.
Life is unfair...


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 01:53 [Preview] No.20514 del
>>20488
I wrung out me socks like a wet cloth after that disgusting r*n
it's a wet heat


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 03:11 [Preview] No.20515 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CnF0lZvDn_U [Embed]


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 03:58 [Preview] No.20516 del
>>20515
the tdt boys are getting overexposed to me and my contrarian brain is starting to turn against them. i will say this one is better then their groenewegen song


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.20517 del
>>20515
GEEN BERG TE HOOG GEEN KOERS TE LANG


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.20518 del
>>20517
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABfQuZqq8wg
close enough


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.20519 del
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sheman-o wtf is this clunky thing?


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.20520 del
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soon


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.20521 del
>Højst overraskende står Rafael Reis ikke på startlisten. Han er ikke som i gamle dage, men skulle han deltage, må han stadig være favorit til bronzemedaljen, selvom han kun blev nr. 4 sidste år.
how autistic is axelgaard? he even covers NC races and knows about volta legend Reis.


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.20522 del
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>>20521
>Ådne Holter has just run his life's time trial with a 28th place in Belgium and may surprise positively. The other professionals, Fredrik Dversnes and Embret Svestad-Bårdseng are also not known about specialists. Instead, one might have to look in the direction of names such as Trym Holther, Henrik Fjellheim, Daniel Årnes, Halvor Dollen and Øyvind Fløtten.


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.20523 del
>>20522
wouldn't surprise me if axelgaard will start covering berts doing NC races


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.20524 del
>>20519
all the wireless derailleurs are fat and ugly, real shame 2bh. Current gen cabled di2 is nice and slim and sleek looking


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.20525 del
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>>20523
>Øyvind Fløtten
Island wind the great.


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.20526 del
https://www.arkea-bbhotels.com/en/posts/press-release-1
>The ARKEA-B&B HOTELS team has been informed by its two title partners of the non-renewal of their respective contracts, which expire at the end of the season on 31 December 2025.
the death rattle


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.20527 del
>>20526
time to pass on that wt license to ISRAEL


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.20528 del
>>20521
Very curious he didn't do an optakt for the Finnish NC


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.20529 del
>>20526
And the rich keep getting richer


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.20530 del
>>20526
Which if these are worth saving?
I'm think kevin, garcia pierna and the yung norwegian


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.20531 del
Today I tried to do ~490W for 5min but after 3min I realised it wasn't happening today, and instead I just switched to doing some 3min repeats at 470W. Quite disappointed, I thought I was in better shape, but it is what it is.


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.20532 del
>>20530
Mozzato, last year he was very good. Cristian Rodriguez is a decent climber. Démare is shit of course but can still get some publicity for some squeaky clown team. Venturini is decent in your Morbihans, your Tro Bro Leons, etc. The rest, yes well... Absolute GARBAGE. So those Belgians are a perfect fit for Cofidis. The rest of those squeakpersons can go to Nice Metropole or whatever


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.20533 del
Oh yeah Costiou is also decent and only 22


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.20534 del
>>20530
kevin is obvious, but he already made a pact with the devil
mozzatorella, rodriguez, costiou. the rest needs to race like it's a contract year from now on.


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.20535 del
stier racing as domestique for lenny to keep the NC jersey in the team I assume


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.20536 del
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>>20534
Actually I am pretty sure I made that Vauquelin to Visma thing up, because it makes squeakers seethe uncontrollably. I don't know if there is even a source for it


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.20537 del
>>20536
>Of course Vauquelin can't provide any details about his future employer, but he leaves a hint about his preferred options: "It's certain that INEOS, Visma or UAE, that's a dream because they have more resources to work even harder, to be even more meticulous."
he got the bag


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 11:01 [Preview] No.20538 del
>>20537
>Vauquelin to UAE
Total Ayuso obliteration


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.20539 del
latest /cyc/ shit on youtube (no Horner editon):
>UAE released their latest dopage video featuring /cyc/ most favorite coomer Gianetti
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mBXAg2ZWNG0 [Embed]
>Canyon released a Cancellara version of the Endurace
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dRa_NAsMefo [Embed]


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.20540 del
>>20532
>>20534
everyone has already forgotten VERRE's sulphur on the finestre. also BIERMANS, HOUCOU and V. GUERNALEC are at least deserving of a good proconti contract.

if they send a similar team to the vuelta as they did the giro it will be pure mercenary racing, free for all into the break every day.


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.20541 del
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>>20531
pwoah a 5 minute-egg with that power isn't soft boiled, its incinerated


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.20542 del
>>20531
are you raping in june? might not be the worst idea tbqh, I absolutely imploded today in 32C heat. I can't do it anymore berts, I am a heatlet now


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.20543 del
>>20542
welcome brother


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.20544 del
>temperatures to reach as high as 44 degrees in Portugal
START THE VOLTA


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.20545 del
>>20542
same for everyone here innit except for burgerbert maybe
I rode today at 5:30 and thats good but I don't usually like riding before waging but since it hits 32 today here as well its either early riding or riding after 19:00 and 2bh it doesn't cool down much before 20:00


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.20546 del
>>20545
>or riding after 19:00 and 2bh it doesn't cool down much before 20:00
at 9 in the evening its still 30C in Vienna, there is no escaping it


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.20547 del
>>20546
go to the bergs


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.20548 del
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hey kid, drink this Croatian water, courtesy of the Habsburg quality water autism.


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.20549 del
>>20546
oh yea I see in a city you're fucked


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.20550 del
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anyone remember this guy?


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.20551 del
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>>20546
I still prefer riding in the evening, the sun isn't raping you anymore and the humidity is much lower.


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.20552 del
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Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.20553 del
>>20545
I'm not a heatlet, personally. But yes, the trick is to ride in the morning.


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.20554 del
>>20553
ah yes you're also riding in death valley


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.20555 del
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>Bertold Drijver
>Hungarian
>clearly AI generated picture
Are they just fucking with us now?

https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/bertold-drijver


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.20556 del
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Oh and Valter lost to Janos PELICAN


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.20557 del
>>20551
plus then you get the watts boost from racing against twilight


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.20558 del
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>>20556
Hungarian names just hit different
It double funny when you see a slovak "person" with quintessential hungarian name


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.20559 del
>>20556
Any day visma will unlock him


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.20560 del
the legend of JACKOWIAK grows


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.20561 del
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>>20539
youtube comments are always... special


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.20562 del
>>20542
Yeah I was raping because I prefer doing 5min max efforts on the trainer for safety reasons, I don't like being 100% in the red on public roads. Here the weather is luckily nice, 17 degrees and cloudy today, 19 and sunny tomorrow.


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.20563 del
PCS pushed out an update to the mobile version of their front end


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.20564 del
>>20562
I've never understood how you people can do intervals outside without climbs. Even threshold I find it dangerous


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.20565 del
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>>20562
>>20564
are you people so wobbly on the bike that you can't even ride at 40-50?


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.20566 del
>>20564
Be a wattlet like me and suddenly your flat intervals are at normal speeds


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.20567 del
Almost all my routes are under reconstruction or something, I guess I will be forced to do rondes round me summer house


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.20568 del
>>20561
I bet he makes the same kind of comments on jumbo videos


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.20569 del
>>20568
>he
this ""person"" is a huawei phone taped to a wall in a server farm in Bengaluru. to believe otherwise would completely kill the sliver of hope i have for the lumpens


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.20570 del
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>VAN CAUWENBERGHE Christophe
>VAN DEN OVER Marnix
>DUNTON Finn
>SMET Yaxano
>PIETERS Bart
>AERTS Xander
>VAN DAMME Bart
>POELPEOL Arno


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.20571 del
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>>20570
>POELPOEL


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.20572 del
>>20569
you wish
I've talked to this kind of drone cycling fan irl (LAB variant) and its real, all of it


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.20573 del
>>20572
Yeah but labdrones aren't UAE shills
I agree with bert that that post reeks of some pajeet farm


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.20574 del
Fun way of saying that he was beaten by an absolute jobber


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.20575 del
at least the fullkit wankers that stan EFE seem to be relatively well adjusted enthusiasts


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.20576 del
>>20553
What if I need to be showered and out the door at 6am for the /cyc/ offices?


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.20577 del


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>>20576
you can cook in the afternoon and evening with the rest of us


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.20579 del
Lund to decathlon


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.20580 del


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.20581 del
>>20579
euthanize dsm already


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.20582 del
BELOHVOŠČIKS(23yr, 3rd) beats his father BELOHVOŠČIKS(49yr, 6th) in the Latvia ITT today. has there ever been a father-son duo so close in caliber and high in placement in a UCI race before?


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.20583 del
>>20582
you think he did it to support his son? he hasn't ridden since 2010


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.20584 del
>>20583
dad has an oedipus complex I guess


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.20585 del
>>20582
>24 years in the future
>Pogacar (24, 1st) beats his father Pogacar (50, 2nd) in the TdF


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.20586 del
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>All ITTs are UCI races
>R*ssian ITT NC is in "national" results


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.20587 del
>>20585
does froome have kids, they could be first and last in the tdf


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.20588 del
>>20585
like urska would get knocked up in her prime


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.20589 del
>>20582
Rujano Jr. finished 2nd and his dad 4th in the Venezuelan TT in 2020. They both did the Vuelta al Táchira this year too


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.20590 del
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>help i'se cancers


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.20591 del
>>20590
is that kankerbert (zonder kanker)


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.20592 del
>>20588
like Pogi didn't fall victim to spermjackers more than a dozen times already


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.20593 del
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>>20592
realistically how much would pogsperm sell on the open market.


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.20594 del
>>20589
i kneel at this autistic level of attentionremembering


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.20595 del
>>20580
Kooij needs a leadout man


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.20596 del
>>20595
BAARLE init


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 16:08 [Preview] No.20597 del
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I finally made it, after 10 months of working it's vacation time.
So ready to get back to France.


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.20598 del
>>20597
the wagecage cannot hold back the indomitable spirit.


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.20599 del
>ynr this guy


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.20600 del
>>20599
I don't remember that guy


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 17:06 [Preview] No.20601 del
>>20595
wasn't the deal kooij + hoole


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 17:07 [Preview] No.20602 del
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used to be a remking but I can't defend this cringe shit anymore


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 17:09 [Preview] No.20603 del
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Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 17:25 [Preview] No.20604 del
>>20602
Bless him. Too cringe to cheer for but too entertaining to cheer against.


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 17:36 [Preview] No.20605 del
>>20597
Welcome home brother. Where you going?


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.20606 del
>>20602
what a massive faggot he turned into, unbelievable


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 17:43 [Preview] No.20607 del
>>20604
Sadly he's too shit for that.


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 17:50 [Preview] No.20608 del
cosneking crocked again


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 17:52 [Preview] No.20609 del
Oui remco, je suis très jaloux. T'as une beurette femmes avec une grande bunda.


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 18:02 [Preview] No.20610 del
>>20597
nice
>tfw no vacation until August


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 18:12 [Preview] No.20611 del
>>20605
Going to Saint-Jean-Pied-Port and then just trek around a bunch then surf and chill one of the coastal towns there basque country is awesome can’t get enough of it


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 18:39 [Preview] No.20612 del
>>20611
Oh that's you. Only ever been to biartiz once long ago, was nice. Got myself a couple of weeks in saint malo this year but most of summer I'll spend in Italy/austria


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 19:06 [Preview] No.20613 del
>>20610
AJ August? Until he does what


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 19:13 [Preview] No.20614 del
Cian has been cagied


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 19:16 [Preview] No.20615 del
GODON to Ineos lmao


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 19:17 [Preview] No.20616 del
>>20614
faked by visma PR to get an excuse to skip the rest of the season


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 19:17 [Preview] No.20617 del
>>20614
That poor guy really has no luck.


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 19:18 [Preview] No.20618 del
>>20613
until he wins a uwt race yes you read that right I'm working forever


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 19:23 [Preview] No.20619 del
>>20615
mhm yes the laurance replacement


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 19:23 [Preview] No.20620 del
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Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 19:25 [Preview] No.20621 del
>>20620
why is he being held in the morgue


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 19:25 [Preview] No.20622 del
>>20620
Oh he can take selfies of himself. I assume it's not that bad then.


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 19:31 [Preview] No.20623 del
>>20620
Now that's a proper tanline


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 19:36 [Preview] No.20624 del
>>20620
what if they rebuild him like bernal


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 19:38 [Preview] No.20625 del
>>20624
he will go from 0 wins to -1 wins


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 19:49 [Preview] No.20626 del
>>20614
jesus CHRIST


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 19:55 [Preview] No.20627 del
>>20620
bloblo-ACK


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 20:12 [Preview] No.20628 del
>>20620
grim French hospital. they better fly him to Herentals asap. don't tell me this is brussels or wallonia.


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 20:20 [Preview] No.20629 del
>>20628
I would rather be in a hospital in Cambodia than in Wallonia


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 20:33 [Preview] No.20630 del
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>>20620
>Didn't even cut off his bibs to do a proper rectal exam
He's going to be fine


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 21:02 [Preview] No.20631 del
so which team can unlock Tronchon? would he fit into Alpecin or would he be too similar to grug?


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 21:05 [Preview] No.20632 del
>>20631
Bahrain desperately need bodies for the classics team. Mohoric and Co are pure garbage and all the young bucks aren't ready yet.


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 21:07 [Preview] No.20633 del
>>20632
Moho needs to find another supplier, I miss his antics


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 21:09 [Preview] No.20634 del
>>20632
yes for a top 10 UCI team, they kept a low profile besides lenny martinez lately. colbrelli handing out bidons instead of racing still hurts.


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 21:28 [Preview] No.20635 del
tim torn teutenberg will become the German NC. the German flag must have the Lidl logon on it.


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 21:35 [Preview] No.20636 del
Manon


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 21:36 [Preview] No.20637 del
>>20635
compared with BRENNER and EMU B. he would be a more worthy NC 2bqh


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 21:36 [Preview] No.20638 del
>>20636
>tfw manon is not sitting on my face
life is suffering


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 21:47 [Preview] No.20639 del
>>20638
Are you a bad enough dude to have a track cyclista sit on your face?


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 21:49 [Preview] No.20640 del
>>20639
I believe I am
just need a shot and I will prpve it to the world


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 21:51 [Preview] No.20641 del
Keep these posts on 4chan please. We only have high quality here


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 21:54 [Preview] No.20642 del
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>>20635
10x this circuit = 4000 meters of climbing
no way TTT will win
maybe Kämna can do it, he looked good in Suisse


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 21:58 [Preview] No.20643 del
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>>20641
I'm sorry, I thought these were all high quality women.


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 22:01 [Preview] No.20644 del
>>20642
lenny is also a more worthy NC than BRENNER and EMU


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 22:24 [Preview] No.20645 del
>Evenepoel 1.083
>Segaert 9
>Vermeersch 12
>Lampaert 21
>Herr Godts 21
>Wilder 23
>Pestel 67

-----------

>Vauquelin 1.83
>Armirail 4
>Cavagna 4.5
>Guernalec 10
>Seixas 11
>Thomas 26
>Latour 41
>Decomble 81
...
>Lecroq 1501


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 22:26 [Preview] No.20646 del
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>>20645
>Pestel 67


Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 22:36 [Preview] No.20647 del
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Bert 06/25/2025 (Wed) 23:16 [Preview] No.20648 del
>>20644
2bf Brenner was really strong last year, he even beat Lipogod
just a shame he's inconsistent


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.20650 del
>>20602
surely he much realize how pathetic living in this constant state of man-against-world is. i never understand how people with this mentality can take themselves seriously


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.20651 del
>>20645
fink I'll gomble on sexias


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 01:56 [Preview] No.20652 del
whenever bertazcechoslovak tries to convince you that "czechia" and "slovakia" are different countries, remember they do their NC's on the exact SAME koers. ITT and road race.


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 03:33 [Preview] No.20653 del
>>20631
Problem for Alpecin isn't grug since the dude does 3 races per year anyway, it's del grosso. Honestly any team desperate for points should jump on the occasion. Dude would be a farming machine with the right calendar


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Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 03:45 [Preview] No.20655 del
>>20654
inb4 >-TDF


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 04:00 [Preview] No.20656 del
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Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 04:17 [Preview] No.20657 del
BESTRONICS Acht van Bladel FEVER


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 05:39 [Preview] No.20658 del
Why is Mathieu being hyped up for the green battle?


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.20659 del
>>20658
Free clicks for journos


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.20660 del
got up early today to get a ride in before the heat starts... and then I got a call that all the servers in work crashed and I had to race home fml


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.20661 del
>>20660
Herzklekot ensued after that call at ~12.5km kek.


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.20662 del
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>7 runners named LI
>4th place doesn't even have a PCS page
>MAO wins
chink cycling erryone


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.20663 del
>14 m/s, 25 m/s gusts
a so called light danish breeze


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.20664 del
>David Gaudu will not participate in the Tour de France this year. The Frenchman has announced this to the AFP news agency. According to him, his form is not good enough to start in the Tour de France.

>Given my current level, I have been transparent with the team," said the 28-year-old climber. "They know my data, so we decided together to skip the Tour this year."

This guy might be the uber kwab


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.20665 del
>>20664
he's so easily unlikable


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.20666 del
>>20664
post the webm


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.20667 del
Küng chuted or why is PCS showing him as OUT? he said that his wife is expecting, so I hope he's just taking some parental leave.


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.20668 del
>>20667
Crash in training


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.20669 del
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Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.20670 del
>🚑 Victime d'une chute hier à l'entraînement, Stefan Küng ne pourra pas défendre son titre de Champion de Suisse du contre-la-montre, ce jeudi. Il est également forfait pour la course en ligne de dimanche.
>𝘝𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘮 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘩 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘧𝘢𝘯 𝘒𝘶̈𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘚𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘕𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺 (𝘐𝘛𝘛) 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘺 (𝘙𝘰𝘢𝘥 𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘦)
yes, well


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.20671 del
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ok, this is the funniest thing I've seen today


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.20672 del
>>20669
I hate how this little twink is biting his lip like a poofter


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.20673 del
>Humbled by the journey, motivated by the challenge. TFD preps continue 🚀🇫🇷
he really needs to see a shrink


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.20674 del


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.20675 del
>>20672
pinot physiognomy: masculine, stoic, dignified
gaudu physiognomy: effete, ratlike, insensitive


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.20676 del
>>20660
Damn, shame you had to quit the ride so early. At least you got some k's in your legs!
For me it was a very pleasant ride, sunshine and a steady 6m/s wind and not too hot (13 degrees at the start, about 20 at the end). Did two longer bouts near LT1, first at 282W and second at 275W. It seems that the LT1 endurance falls a bit after 2h, I could still pass the talk test but the muscular effort was slightly greater by the end.


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.20677 del
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>>20676
impressive ride bert, as per usual


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.20678 del
>>20677
Thanks! It's fun to burn so many calories and still come home fresh. Today will be a feast, eating about 6500 kcal


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.20679 del
>>20678
whats on the menu today, that you reach 6500 kcal? also how do you manage appetite? I just can't eat so much especially in the summer heat, not even weed munchies can help me


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.20680 del
The Eggs i used on one of me sandwiches tasted a little funny. I threw it out after two bites, but I hope there won't be any dumoulinesque consequences.


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.20681 del
>>20680
Did they smell when you cracked them?


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.20682 del
>>20681
No, but they were ... less yellow than normal


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.20683 del
>The energy company TotalEnergies will appear on the jersey of the Ineos Grenadiers starting from the 2025 Tour de France. And will continue for another year with the sports structure of Jean-René Bernaudeau [current Total Team] thru 2026.
is this even allowed


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.20684 del
>>20683
Red bull is on 2 jerseys and then on another 7 helmets or so


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.20685 del
>>20679
Well today I had a 1100kcal breakfast, then about 1300kcal during the ride (just sugar), and now I ate a 1500kcal meal with 300g white rice, 200g of chicken and about half a kilo of assorted vegetables in a stir fry with good Chinese sauces. For the rest of the day, I'll just eat a big basic dinner (for example tofu, veg and rice, or some lentil curry with rice or pasta), about 800kcal, and drink a litre of orange juice with it (500kcal). In the evening I'll eat some cereal with milk, white bread with jam, jogurt with muesli etc. to get the remainder of the energy. For me appetite doesn't really go away even in the summer heat, I guess I'm lucky as some of my mates have the same problem you describe. I guess I'd just get even more of the calories in a liquid form then (juice, chocolate milk, milk shake etc).


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.20686 del
>>20683
They'll sponsor two teams at once? Cycling is wholly dependent on sponsors so I'm sure it's allowed but UCI needs to be looking out for cases where TotalEnergie frauds openly rides to help Ineos riders.


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.20687 del
>>20676
>avg 16
Jealous


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.20688 del
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>>20682
...Aren't eggs supposed to be white


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.20690 del
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>>20689
I don't know, I am no... eggspert


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.20691 del
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Kopecky is the czech f*mmes national champion


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.20692 del
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>PASTVA Joseba is Slovak MJ ITT
>PATRAS Joseba is Czech MJ ITT


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.20693 del
grande top ganna


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.20694 del
Valter to Bahrain lmao


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.20695 del
>Sojka humbled Nevidoma
>Chladonova (18) wins adults ITT, a minute faster than czech Kopecky
>GANNA grande


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.20696 del
>>20694
he never won anything at visma right?


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.20697 del
>Szczyrzyc
Gesundheit. why can't they use háčeks like they cousins to the south? don't @ me that it's written Hatschek in Deutsch and doesn't use any.


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.20698 del
results coming in. Bäckstedt's daughter winning UK femmes ITT while Bradley W.'s son was humbled at the juniors ITT.


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.20699 del
>>20694
they will fix him. he's valltani soon


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.20700 del
KWABsia


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.20701 del
>>20700
Why is she so wrinkly now, she is like 28. Are Polish genes this bad


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.20702 del
>>20701
she's not overly wrinkly for 28-year-old


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.20703 del
>>20702
I am a billion years older and I have no wrinkles


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.20704 del
>>20703
The power of autism


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.20705 del
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>>20701
this is normal aging across all slav countries


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.20706 del
>>20705
Not really true, it really applies only to r*ssian "people" and their neighbours


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 12:31 [Preview] No.20707 del
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>>20706
I get this very reply every time I post that somewhere


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.20708 del
>>20707
Because it's true, it's caused by the desolate environment and because chain smoking is still part of their """"""""""culture""""""""""


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.20709 del
>>20705
And the men go bald at age 14


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.20710 del
>>20709
Nothing wrong with that


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.20711 del
Russian NC results are under national results kek. the winner gets to wear a white jersey.


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.20712 del
Easy points


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.20713 del
>>20712
but what about 2nd and 4th place?


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.20714 del
>>20694
Heh those shitty french teams just don't know how to cut a rough diamond, wait...


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.20715 del
big marlen wins, what a surprise


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.20716 del
>>20714
they made a good cut on ZINGLE, went right through his vertebrae.


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.20717 del
>>20706
yesterday you also posted "people" under quotation marks, but talking about Slovaks. I thought Czechs and Slovaks are supposted to be brothers?


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 13:25 [Preview] No.20718 del
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>>20717
People pretend so because we understand each other but we had little in common for the last 1000 years of history except for the little forced thing called czechoslovakia.
Czechoslovakia was the biggest mistake in our history.


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.20719 del
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>>20718
>biggest mistake in our history


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.20720 del
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>>20717
It is all performative shitstirring, I have stopped getting ikred by 'polish "people"' or 'polaks' at least a half a year ago, if not a full year ago.


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 13:37 [Preview] No.20721 del
>>20719
Nowhere near as impactful from today's point of view


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 13:41 [Preview] No.20722 del
https://www.feltet.dk/incoming/breaking-afgoerelse-i-dm-sagen-om-enkeltstarten/10864624

UCI have officially given skjelmose the danish NC ITT back from JPP. another swift ruling by the UCI disciplinary committee.


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.20723 del
>>20721
true. but in terms of bigness of mistakes. i dont really know what bigness means


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.20724 del
>>20722
kek, he's Danish ITT champion for a day


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.20725 del
>>20722
just in time for the new champion to be found


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 13:46 [Preview] No.20726 del
>>20724
Skjelmose was champion the whole time and he did his time trials in the Danish kit. The appeal was about Pejtersen getting his disqualification undone but in the end UCI denied it.


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.20727 del
the inventor of bacon salat mit œuf sandviches is the greatest hero in czechoslovak history


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.20728 del
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>>20723
The way I see it, and mind you I am in the absolute minority, the issues started in the 18th/19th century, when a bunch of chuds decided to resurrect a dead language (known as czech language) just to be alternative on the internet, called the czech national revival. So instead of most people speaking german (yes farmers spoke some sort of czech, but people in cities did not) they started to go all autistic with this movement, making up new words, firebombing the opressors etc etc. Of course the Habsburgs didn't like them stirring up shit, so there was bad blood till the end of the 19th century and when WW1 ended, the czech leaders were looking to split from Austria because they were the big bullies.
And to do that, they pretended there was some sort of "Czechoslovak" nation being opressed. There is no such thing as czechoslovak nation and never was, but it was good to appear bigger when matters were decided in 1918.

In the interwar period, we spent metric shit ton of money on Slovakia. It was a desolate shithole with no infrastructure, no schools, no hospitals, no clean water. We taught them how to read, how to write, built factories, roads, railways, everything. Mind you Czech parts had GDP of 90% of Austria, while slovakia had like 5%.

Of course then came WW2, the slovaks returned all our good deeds by backstabbing us. WW2 ended and since czechoslovakia was still a thing, Yalta decided to throw us to Stalin on a silver platter, then came the 40 years of russian destruction, both physical and mental.


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.20729 del
>>20728
Didn't read lol


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.20730 del
>>20728
I read everything and thought it was very interesting


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.20731 del
>>20728
I'd be very interested to read this if I knew how


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.20732 del
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>BISSEGGER


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.20733 del
>>20732
how did he mess that up?


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 14:24 [Preview] No.20734 del
>>20728
Read all but I knew that already heheh.
Czechoslovakia after the 2 World War also came about to water down the percentage of total population coming from any ethnic German minority that was left.
The Slovaks were always in the Hungarian sphere of influence and were kinda their Scottish, highly rural, clanish highlanders, Czechs had their own gravity, far more belonging to the cultural and societal West, yes they were controlled by the 'Burgs some time, they were almost done for after Wittenberg but had their revival and reconstruction of that cute hodge-podge language that will often mean to opposite of what normal Slavs call this or that way.

Now they're all uppity about being Germans who by some funny accident speak a Slavic language pod that is fine.
There would no Kofola, Lentilky or Krtek without all that and that would be NOT ok.


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.20735 del
>>20733
because he is bissegger


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.20736 del
mathias vacek wins


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.20737 del
>>20736
36 km, a proper TT
only poland longer so far
SEIXAS about to be 4th in France


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.20738 del
>>20737
ours is 41 so remco can be happy


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.20739 del
>>20738
surprised there's not a UCI rule for NC ITT length, since there's a rule for everything


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.20740 del
VAUQELIN with the negative split tactic


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.20741 del
SEIXAS might be third since CAVAGNA bonked


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.20742 del
chute Kevin


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.20743 del
>>20742
completely missed that, and he STILL only lost by 26 seconds.


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.20744 del
>>20743
wasn't on camera


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.20745 del
>>20728
Should’ve kept the low profile play the imperials belgian style


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.20746 del
>Benjamin Noval signs for ineos
good talent but already a WT contract at 16 is insane
are they going to burn up this dude too


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 16:27 [Preview] No.20747 del
>>20746
the august protocol


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 16:28 [Preview] No.20748 del
Not yet at the imit by reaching it. Legs felt good though


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.20749 del
>>20746
aj august 2.0


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 16:39 [Preview] No.20750 del
>>20748
>max 37
rip bert


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.20751 del
>>20747
>>20749
or oxenbert (who the fuck is that)
and what happened to that other dane that almost died


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 16:47 [Preview] No.20752 del
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>>20751
forgot my pic


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 16:50 [Preview] No.20753 del
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>>20751
STORM? He's still struggling, somehow hes riding for kernhaus this season but ineos again next season


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 16:51 [Preview] No.20754 del
>>20753
I remember now that Ineos bought that kernhaus team or something


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 16:51 [Preview] No.20755 del
>>20751
Theodore STORM?


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No.20756 del
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first ride in a few weeks, easing back, felt good


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No.20757 del
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turdling bros
brennanbros


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 17:09 [Preview] No.20758 del
>>20754
huh okay I guess that makes sense
I think he had some serious sickness


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 18:28 [Preview] No.20759 del
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might be the next sagan


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 18:44 [Preview] No.20760 del
>Sagan never rode LBL
that's insane


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 18:44 [Preview] No.20761 del
>Mehmet Şampiyonbisiklet
Oh, he still exists.


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 18:54 [Preview] No.20762 del
>>20761
can't beat the champ


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 19:00 [Preview] No.20763 del
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well finally they're being honest


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 19:03 [Preview] No.20764 del
>>20763
>“It may sound strange, but Jonas has actually been the perfect experiment,” Heemskerk says when he talks about Vingegaard’s training mentality. “In terms of ‘compliance’, adhering to the schedules, he does everything down to a few decimal places, so to speak.”

>“If you tell him to train for five hours in a certain zone, he will ride those five hours in that zone. He understands very well that you can discover exactly what works well and less well for him based on perfect training schedules. Many riders continuously deviate a little from their schedule. They ride 10 watts harder and turn five hours into five and a half hours. Not Jonas. Four hours with VO2 intervals is also 4 hours with VO2 intervals.”

>“In drawing up those schedules, he gives us as coaching staff the utmost confidence. Incidentally, that is not blindly training like a robot, as is sometimes suggested. That is simply understanding why following a schedule is better.”

I love the last part, no he's not a robot he's just a good goy


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 19:22 [Preview] No.20766 del
>>20764
the absolute state of modern cycling. reminds me of what Christian Horner said about the training in his days: constant malnourishment and every ride should be 5h+ and z3-z4 all the time


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 19:30 [Preview] No.20767 del
>>20764
>Four hours with VO2 intervals


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 19:32 [Preview] No.20768 del
>>20767
your finish coach does this


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 19:41 [Preview] No.20769 del
>>20762
strange for a squeaker not to retire at 34


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 19:42 [Preview] No.20770 del
>>20764
Finnbert does those crazy long training blocks of his coach as well, I see him winning the tour in 2 years


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 19:43 [Preview] No.20771 del
I spent nearly five (5) hours coasting so far this year
imagine the eggs I could have scored in that time


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 20:22 [Preview] No.20772 del
>>20771
Probably spent way more than that, but I take most decent easy


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 20:26 [Preview] No.20773 del
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Kerbaol Space Program is 90% off, is this game any good or not, I forgot


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 20:29 [Preview] No.20774 del
>>20769
he turned pro at 33


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No.20775 del
>>20773
I enjoyed it shit ton when it was new and simple.
Then they added campaign and shiet and was just too hard to play without all sort of mods. It's also in Unity engine which is garbage and slow as fuck. 90% off is a good price though.


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 20:45 [Preview] No.20776 del
>>20773
how autistic are you (1-10)


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 20:46 [Preview] No.20777 del
>>20775
on my old laptop if I turned the camera to look at the planet while the rocket was launching it would crash my graphics card


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 20:59 [Preview] No.20778 del
>PEERAPOL Space Program


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.20779 del


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 21:10 [Preview] No.20780 del
comfy thunderstorm sweeping thru
inshallah this will break the heat wave a bit and me ride gonna be nice and fresh tomorrow morning


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 21:39 [Preview] No.20782 del
>>20779
get it


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 23:25 [Preview] No.20783 del
>>20766
extremely impressive for horner to do this considering he was clean. must've had crazy genetics.


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 23:28 [Preview] No.20784 del
>>20775
the game doesn't scale well to bigger projects/any long term ideas/campaign. the great joy is flinging kerbals into orbit and occasionally landing them somewhere. KSP 2 is just a completely inferior product to modded KSP 1 especially for autists like me who couldn't care less about graphical ""upgrades""


Bert 06/26/2025 (Thu) 23:34 [Preview] No.20785 del
BAHRAIN will be riding BIANCHI next year, per dnlbenson


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 00:07 [Preview] No.20786 del
Okay can we just stop with Cofidis? Piet Allegaert. A 30 something Belgian who is unbelievably bad. Let's sign him for two more years!!!


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 00:10 [Preview] No.20787 del
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>>20786
these aren't the WORST results of all time


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 00:13 [Preview] No.20788 del
>>20787
top ten in ompoop is an INSIGNIFICANT result (to me)


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 00:14 [Preview] No.20789 del
>>20787
>cutting out all the DNFs


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 00:15 [Preview] No.20790 del
But anyway, the whole team is absolute garbage. They have like 5 decent runners. Why the FUCK is this shit in the WT


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 00:17 [Preview] No.20791 del
And with 5 I am being very generous


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 00:21 [Preview] No.20792 del
>>20789
yes, well


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 00:23 [Preview] No.20793 del
>>20790
I blame wealthy proteams (mainly Tudor and Uno-X) pulling away real riders who are still in their prime


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 00:26 [Preview] No.20794 del
these guys should be filling the ranks of WT teams


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 00:31 [Preview] No.20795 del
>>20793
Did you know there is a NEW Proteam in the making


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.20796 del
>>20795
No! No!!


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.20797 del
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>>20786
>his legs are gone, he's a stage race liability, and i question whether the sprint speed is still there.
>his legs are gone? we'll be lucky to get 40 racedays out of him! why do you like him?
>...
>because he scores points.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.20798 del
>>20795
just what the pedalton needs. another italian pro team. FANCELLU is a bit of coup however, surely he could get a contract on a real team. if they keep NOVAK they could be okay-ish.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.20799 del
PCSbert please designate whether the little country icons for the NC's are for women or ITT's so i can decide whether to ignore them or not. please stop trying to make me watch the femmes


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.20800 del
>>20799
It's both except Algeria (men) and Iran (women)


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.20801 del
>20773
rather play BALATRO (2024)


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.20802 del
>>20786
Their 8th best rider out of 30 btw


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.20803 del
Looks like I'm not so far off the 30sec at 1000w. Problem is I need to find a better short climb because this one too short


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.20804 del
>>20803
Anyway, I did the longish commute this morning, the forecast for this afternoon looks HOT


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.20805 del
>>20803
you do these kind of efforts on your morning commute to work?


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.20806 del
MAŁECKI has heart palpitations and is unlikely to get back to last season secret pick form.
He still has 1.5 years with Q36.5 left.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.20807 del
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>feedback from pro team riders
yes, it's a wheel. can I have the banana remco?


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.20808 del
>>20807
Yes sir make these wheels 3000 a pop to make sure nobody can afford them


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.20809 del
>>20805
Usually not but today I felt like it


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.20810 del
>>20807
The fact that they reinvent the wheel every year always makes me shuckle


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.20811 del
>>20807
everyone knows his skin is aero but did you know he can see aero too?


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.20812 del
>>20811
>Aerovision


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.20813 del
>Do you still understand? Johan Price-Pejtersen was Danish time trial champion, then not, then again and now the final verdict has been given by the UCI disciplinary committee: not after all. That means that Mattias Skjelmose will definitely go down in history as the winner of the 2024 Danish time trial championship.

State of denmark


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.20814 del
>Four-time Olympic track cyclist Christos Volikákis (37) has been suspended for three years by the UCI. The Greek, who has since retired, tested positive for doping last year during re-analyses of samples from the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro.

>Selective androgen receptor modulators (SARMs) were found in the sample, which are supposed to induce muscle growth and fat loss.

Another nobody caught, any day they will catch a big boy


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.20815 del
Kek giant is making kids bike now. That little dude is froomesque


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.20816 del
>>20815
putting a preteen in aero socks is child abuse


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.20817 del
>>20815
>Here is your bike my son
>It's slow? just push harder


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.20818 del
>>20816
Thzt length is also probably not uci legal


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.20819 del
>>20814
>doing sarms DURING the olympics
how did it take them this long to catch him lmao


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.20820 del
>>20817
I used to ride much worse than this


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.20821 del
>>20820
Of course putting your pre teen child on aero bikes on the road should be illegal


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.20822 del
On today's episode of you now remember


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.20823 del
>>20822
i never forgot


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.20824 del
>>20822
grande


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.20825 del
www.domestiquecycling.com/en/budgets-of-worldtour-teams/
>Average men WT team budget (2025): €32 million (compared to 28 in 2024, and 20 in 2021)
>Women’s WorldTour: from €33 million total budget in 2022 to €70 million in 2025, with 15 teams competing
the pond is getting bigger.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.20826 del
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>carbon-ceramic di*k brake rotors
that must be really healthy for your lungs


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.20827 del
>roel van sintmaartensdijk is going to the tour de france


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.20828 del
yatesi? why not laengen or is having tractor tim enough for pulling in the flats?


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.20829 del
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>>20807
gotta say "feedback from pros" has got to be the least meaningful seal of approval. These people are plain retards who don't know shit about anything, lets not forget pros were the reason why road bikes were bumping around on 23mm tires for ages


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.20830 del
>>20793
That's why we have the relgation system now. It will fix this over time when the worst teams are relegated. And with guaranteed invites it makes little difference to be a top proteam or bottom WT team.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.20831 del
>>20828
Pavel and Marc can also do the flat pulling


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.20832 del
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Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.20833 del
>>20828
Also I think they wanted Vermeesch but he's a positionlet so they went with narvaez who isn't


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.20834 del
>>20828
last tour politt really was enough for like 98% of all flats and if necessary you have some of the taller climbers who can push big enough watts


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.20835 del
>Les propos de Bart De Wever n'ont pas manqué de faire réagir les politiques surtout issus de Bruxelles ou du sud du pays. L'un des premiers à dégoupiller était Ahmed Laaouej, président du PS Bruxellois. "Un Premier ministre en exercice qui, en somme, regrette "à titre personnel" l'indépendance de la Belgique (avec au passage une nostalgie pour le Royaume-Uni des Pays-Bas, le nationalisme 2.0 sans doute)…C'est assez spectaculaire", a-t-il écrit sur X.

>Pour rappel, en 2021, Bart De Wever avait déjà confié publiquement qu'il souhaiterait voir la Flandre annexée à nos voisins hollandais et ainsi "mourir en tant que Néerlandais du Sud plutôt qu'en tant que Belge".

Lmao


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.20836 del
why isn't jonas doing the nationals or at least just the ITT?


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.20837 del
>>20836
He hates denmark


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.20838 del
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squeakers even show the amateur national races. now that's good race coverage.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uNjlWRZ4eO4 [Embed]


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.20839 del
>>20836
finna train on the volcano can't waste your time on irrelevant drivel like not-tdf races


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.20840 del
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Unofficial BIGGEST /tdf/ velobait:

>Remco EVENEPOEL
>Nelson POWLESS
>Felicitat GALL
>Enrique MAS NICOLAU
>Pablo CASTRILLO
>Eddie DUNBAR
>Kevin VAUQUELIN
>Jonathan MILAN
>Tibo NYS
>Oscar ONLEY
>Suleiman YATESI
>Biniam GIRMAY


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.20841 del
>>20815
based move by giant. I wish I had a bike like that 20+ years ago, me first one was a 11kg steel Saab with knee breaking gearing for a 10 year old, still made it up 12%/6km rampas thoughever


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.20842 del
attaque


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.20843 del
>>20836
Are there any GC riders that does their nationals before the Tour? I think Remco will but are there anyone else?


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.20844 del
>>20843
can't find anyone on a quick glance through pcs
remco probably wouldn't either if his federation didn't mandate it


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.20845 del
>>20843
all the squeakers going for top 50 for the tour are showing up for the nationals


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.20846 del
A french girl wins


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.20847 del
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>>20846
>immediate results shown for amateur shitter race
pretty impressive technology


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.20848 del
>>20843
It's just such an awkward time for a NC. Most top riders will be finishing their tdf prep and won't want to suddenly distrupt it by going away for a few days for a race that might not even suit them.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.20849 del
>>20839
teide morabank classique when


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.20850 del
hungry on the ride time for some gyros


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.20851 del
>>20840
This is 50 percent bait. I just don't know which 50 percent


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.20852 del
>>20840
ive seen enough girmay hailu wins 4 stages


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.20853 del
SAINBAYAR won his ITT


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.20854 del
>>20840
Milan will be a true test of goomblers


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.20855 del
>>20841
children should be put on beaters so that they can ride it off road, run it into the ground and develop character. any sleek road bike is beyond need


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.20856 del
Jordi Meeus to the tdf, no trust in roglic confirmed


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.20857 del
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>>20856
lmao what is this sprint squad. for fucking jordi meeus? lipowitz will betray rog by the second week.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.20858 del
>>20850
He sure enjoyed that on the toilet later

>the next day:


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.20859 del
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Can someone clean up those garbage threads. Where is our janny. What are we paying him for


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.20860 del
>>20859
fucks sake mods take 'em out


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.20861 del
>>20859
Why are you in other threads


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.20862 del
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>>20861
I check out the catalog sometimes


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.20863 del
>>20862
Weird, what are you hoping to find in there, the nasty stuff?


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.20864 del
>>20857
Whatever happened to DNF MARTINEZ POVIDLA? Already his Giro was depressing and now he's a non-starter. Same for Big Jan.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.20865 del
>>20857
the triple leader line-up. pogagaard won't be able to cover the repeated bora attaques (in my mind)


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.20866 del
>>20864
Free for all at the vuelta


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.20867 del
>>20865
van dijke #1 is actually losing 10 kilos and turning into a climber. they are going to switch him with van dijke #2 for the flat stages and hope no one notices.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.20868 del
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neilson liepins wins in latvia


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.20869 del
>>20857
Can't be betrayed if you crash out on stage 2


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.20870 del
>>20857
Imagine picking Vlasov for the velogoomble haha. Such a sad rider these days.
Anyway berts, remember to do your heat training. I think I'm becoming more adapted already after a couple weeks, the usual heat suit of a regular jersey + winter jersey with no fans is starting to feel too easy. Will probably put on long bibs next time.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.20871 del
>>20854
I feel like there's a lot of pretty flat sprint stages but maybe I haven't scrutinized parcours closely enough


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.20872 del
>>20840
gall gets into a lucky breakaway, sneaks into the top 10 and then gets in the car on montmartre.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.20873 del
>>20870
>>20748
Come here bert, I'll take care of your heat training


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.20874 del
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>>20870
every single ride we do is heat training
just existing is heat training these days
from tomorrow on it will be 32-36°C every single day for WEEKS if not MONTHS AHHHHH


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.20875 del
>>20871
There's 4-5 fatman stages, the rest is very punchy and there are a lot of punchers in the sprint teams too to compensate for this


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.20876 del
>"Nobody could ever beat Valverde either" - Former Movistar rider compares UAE and Tadej Pogacar to Alejandro Valverde
Doubt.jpg


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.20877 del
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>>20876
FACT CHECK: WRONG
Pogacar has beaten Valverde


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.20878 del
>>20877
Liege too
>ynr gaudu competing with these guys


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.20879 del
>Yesterday was at /cyc/ office 630am to 1am
>Back at office today 630am
I need to have a meeting with the board, this is just getting ridiculous. Cycling gains are just non existent


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.20880 del
>>20879
Bro quit that's absurd


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.20881 del
>>20879
how much dollarydoos


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.20882 del
>>20881
Enough to finance /WTW/ but still sucks getting killed while Bertacek summers at Chateauneuf du Bert


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.20883 del
>>20882
law or medicine


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.20884 del
Police is visiting pensioners again under pretence to look after them how they cope with the heat wave, but in reality they make sure that they are watching the tour.
I have to look in the archive where I posted the granny having the tour on her tv while police was visiting her, I think it was in 2023


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.20885 del
>>20879
pwoah now that's wage cucking!


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.20886 del
>>20883
Cycling analytics and advertising to paypigs


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.20887 del
It's raining, BIG ride cancelled, probably a proper schnitzel ride tomorrow instead, but it's gonna be torty degrees


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.20888 del
>>20887
>proper schnitzel ride
yes...YES!


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.20889 del
>>20879
And I felt like a super slave compared to some posters here


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.20890 del
>>20887
rain's done at around 16:00 around your place no?


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.20891 del
>>20887
Let me present the weekend of hell. Going to the office just for aircon


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.20892 del
>>20879
at this point, just sleep in the cage no?


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.20893 del
>>20892
PRobably his work pays for cab


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.20894 del
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I am sooo happy I left the /cyc/ office. Exactly a year ago now. Best decision of my life. I can't believe everybody doesn't just drive trains around


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.20896 del
ZERO DECENCY


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.20897 del
>>20895
I'm sorry greta I should have listened


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.20898 del
>>20897
Wait until the climate refugees start pouring in.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.20899 del
>>20896
The guy in 5th was just stare-ing in awe. Hehe


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.20900 del
>>20891
my GOD I fucking hate summer


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.20901 del
>>20891
Eggs nice and fried


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.20902 del
>>20900
Can't say I'm a huge fan either


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.20903 del
>>20857
Bora doesn’t need to control or pull when UAE and Visma are there and Roglic and Lipowitz, so I guess it kind of makes sense not to bring more mountain domestiques and maximizing your chances of winning in other terrains instead. But Pithie instead of van Gils is weird. Van Gils was great in the Dauphine and Pithe has been bad all year.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.20904 del
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(chicken) schnitzels (actually tenders/nuggets) breaded with panko, fried in (((seed oils))). forgive me Father for I have sinned today


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.20905 del
>>20900
I've been waiting MONTHS and it's been nothing but rain and oppressive heat


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.20906 del
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>>20904
>with rice


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.20907 del
>>20904
rice too spiky, 3/10


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.20908 del
>Ivan CANYON COBO
hm


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.20909 del
>>20904
mhm tendies


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.20910 del
>>20907
what does that mean?


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 13:49 [Preview] No.20911 del
>>20904
This is worse than the sulphur eggs


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 13:53 [Preview] No.20912 del
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>>20911
it was DELICIOUS


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 14:02 [Preview] No.20913 del
>>20904
yum crystallized meat


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.20914 del
>>20903
>Pithie instead of van Gils is weird

Might be a contract thing. He probably signed because they promised him tdf spot.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.20915 del
>>20903
Van Gils hates 3 week races


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.20916 del
>>20910
I thought it fairly self explanatory
if the accompaniment were instead somewhat less spiky then the rating would be higher


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.20917 del
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Velodrama fraud BALDERSTONE won the spanish ITT
Bert(acek)s in disbelief


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.20918 del
>>20917
Pure climbing TT too, adjusting all the fraud below him OUT


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.20919 del
The absolute state of that belgian TT startlist


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.20920 del
>>20917
how the fuck


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.20921 del
Bert VAN AERT not racing anymore? He's not on the inverted Polish flag results list


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.20922 del
>>20903
especially with a chute merchant like rog, only having vlasov and lipowitz[who will assumably be also working for himself] on hard days in the group seems an unnecessary risk for another rouleur for the meeus train. they have too many good climbers to not send another to the TDF. are they really sending hindley, DNF, pelizzari, van gils, lazkano AND fisher-black to the vuelta?


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.20923 del
>>20917
PIERNA appreciators going hungry this year


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.20924 del
>>20922
>PELLIZZARI - Needs rest, could do well in Vuelta GC
>HINLEL - Collected
>BLACK FISHERMAN - What's up with him anyway? He's only good in february/march
and LAZKANO seems to be washed unfortunately


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.20925 del
>>20924
totally forgo jai hind was collected. this changes things. regardless I hope lipowitz decides to do the vuelta and we see the first ever octotrident.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.20926 del
>no ROSENBERT at the danish itt


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.20927 del
>>20926
inshallah our boy gonna be moving on his own power again


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.20928 del
>>20926
it wont be same without him


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.20929 del
>>20926
happy belated 30th birthday to carlo BTW


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.20930 del


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.20931 del
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>>20926
look at him go


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.20932 del
>>20926
sending my best wishes for them legs to start kicking again


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.20933 del
ABRAHAMSEN is CONFIRMED for TDF spot, despite getting collected 5 days ago. this guy is so blatantly doped how does he possibly get away with it. watch him go in ten breaks again too. WADAAAAAAAAAAA


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.20934 del
>>20933
they announced the day after the crash or something that it wasn't as bad as first thought


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.20935 del
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Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.20936 del
>>20934
Well yes, men are known to recover fast while going through their 3rd (4th?) puberty.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.20937 del
>>20935
the life


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.20938 del
>the road race on Sunday will have the finish line on the bridge
bridge kino is back boys


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.20939 del
>>20935
what you got there bert ?


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.20940 del
>>20926
shant even be watching


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.20941 del
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>>20933
he gets away with it because he ain't winning (yet)


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.20942 del
>>20926
I hope he gets that cheap chink implant one day


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.20943 del
>>20939
Eguzki it’s allright


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.20944 del
Fats is smashing the time trial so far


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.20945 del
consider this: remco evenepoel


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.20946 del
>4 S[redacted] DE P[redacted]
now you know why AG2R is keeping him


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.20947 del
>>20946
Pestel is based fuck the hayters


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.20948 del
Pejtersen not even podium this year. He got DQ'ed in his one good year.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.20949 del
Denmark is property of Lidl


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.20950 del
>>20948
Poisoned by kim andersen


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.20951 del
Reish humiliated by morgado


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 16:56 [Preview] No.20952 del
>>20943
>amerigan amber ale
bassertje


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.20953 del
Still amazed they decided to not take him to the tour, Milan will be filtered in a lot of stages


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 17:11 [Preview] No.20954 del
>>20953
if he wins first stage it’s worth


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 17:17 [Preview] No.20955 del
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no bunch sprint on stage 21 this year? Pogi-Grug breakaway win?


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 17:26 [Preview] No.20956 del
>Average HR 109
why couldn't I have this last week? sad!


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 17:30 [Preview] No.20957 del
>>20956
Balkon Bertačekbros we feast once more


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 17:56 [Preview] No.20958 del
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this shit just keeps reappearing
i ""fix"" it and in tree months its back


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 17:57 [Preview] No.20959 del
>>20958
Skill issue


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 17:57 [Preview] No.20960 del
>>20959
clearly


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 18:01 [Preview] No.20961 del
>>20958
bike fit issue


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 18:07 [Preview] No.20962 del
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>>20958
reverse wrap from top to bottom, look it up


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.20963 del
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Hey the shitty threads are gone. Thank you janny, we will double your salary


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 18:16 [Preview] No.20964 del
>>20958
>Not even bar tape works properly around Bertacek


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 18:27 [Preview] No.20965 del
Fixed in two minutes, surely this time it's gonna work


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 18:35 [Preview] No.20966 del
>>20965
Mine has this too (it's from the canyon mechanics, not my fault) Didn't even bother to fix it lmao


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 18:36 [Preview] No.20967 del
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ok george. most of the teams are confirmed now. you can open the velogame. come along now. im sick of pretending i care about NC ITT's. just open it.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 18:40 [Preview] No.20968 del
>>20967
just addict things


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 18:44 [Preview] No.20969 del
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Friend invited me to the OFFICIAL TdF fantasy competition. This is kind of tough, the values are actually reasonable so there's very few cheap picks for attention-payers.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 18:46 [Preview] No.20970 del
>>20938
on as in after the wind exposed section or before the wind exposed section. if they are sprinting into heavy crosswind that will be kino


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.20971 del
>>20969
>DNS NOVAK
off to a good start


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 19:09 [Preview] No.20972 del
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>>20971
I don't think you realize how grim the 8 and under category is here


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.20973 del
>>20972
who on earth is the second to last runner in the 2nd picture? N. Dos santos sim- ?


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 19:18 [Preview] No.20974 del
>>20970
I don't know exactly where it will be one of the commentators just mentioned it would be on the bridge.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 19:19 [Preview] No.20975 del
>>20973
DOS SANTOS is typical for which Iberian country Bernd.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 19:19 [Preview] No.20976 del
>>20895
>still 33 at 21:00
I said I was sorry, now stop


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 19:20 [Preview] No.20977 del
Also who the fuck is WILSLY.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 19:20 [Preview] No.20978 del
>>20975
I have no idea what you're trying to tell me


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 19:22 [Preview] No.20979 del
>>20978
I am hinting at o Portugau.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 19:24 [Preview] No.20980 del
>>20977
Ah ok, GREGAARD, the perennial 4 shitter.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.20981 del
Besides the TTs, fan favorite POORAID won the BESTRONICS Eight of Bladder.
A lot of other interesting names there, like GUNNING, ERASMUS, VERSLUT, SPANJAARD, DE INCEL.


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 19:31 [Preview] No.20982 del
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>>20981
My boy Storm DE COCK barely in Top 60
He just needs more time


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 19:40 [Preview] No.20983 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4TvEGBDm2uw [Embed]
Some crit racing in UK


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.20984 del
what a 0 iq strategy


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 20:08 [Preview] No.20985 del
>>20958
It's pretty badly wrapped tbh, and it already starts at plugs


Bert 06/27/2025 (Fri) 20:11 [Preview] No.20986 del
>>20972
how much are wout and grug?


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 01:04 [Preview] No.20988 del
Losing all my watts drinking biers, lord save me


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.20989 del
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>>20988
Drinking a very solid cheap Bordeaux vin


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.20990 del
>20988
not all is lost my dear bert
this just means we go deeper into the hole on are next BIG ride


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.20991 del
I want to see 2025 pogi against grug on the Glasgow course


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.20992 del
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Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.20993 del
>>20989
are you pre-drinking the tour wines already?


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.20994 del
Went to the lab because I have stuffs to do and they have aircon. Nice fresh rides in the morning (29 at 8:30 is a bit scary).


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.20995 del
>>20994
do you have lab rats in the lab?


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.20996 del
>>20995
Mostly blackboard and chalk


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.20997 del
yes, it's a shoe. thanks remco. I will throw it at you if you don't win.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.20998 del
>>20996
you can draw a squeaker then


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.20999 del
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Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.21000 del
>>20998
Never been so good at drawing


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.21001 del
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Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.21002 del
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no problemo
schnitzelride is a GO


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.21003 del
Lmao


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.21004 del
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finally a bike that fits bertaczek


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.21005 del
>>21000
it's the effort and the colors that count


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.21006 del
>>21004
Imagine the size of the frame bag


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.21007 del
>>21003
raid the bus. or the gas station or whatever they use.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.21008 del
>>21004
A clubmate also posted a photo of his new bike, what a unit


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.21009 del
>>21008
Damn that's ugly. Being tall really is a curse


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.21010 del
>>21008
so much space for at least 3 bidons and yet he only carries one


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.21011 del
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>>21009
truly small bikes are even worse imho.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.21012 del
>>21011
Bikes peak at size s/m


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.21013 del
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hello


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.21014 del
>>21013
B I G


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.21015 del
>convicted dopeur STANNARD is going to the TDF
i hope he wins a stage for the squeaking that will follow. he won't because he's a shitter but Imagine


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.21017 del
>>21015
I hope convicted dopeur Skjelmose wins a stage


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.21018 del
>>21016
ayuso eating alone offscreen


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.21019 del
>>21017
i hope he podiums


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.21020 del
>>21016
Why is Wellens' face so fat. He looks like a Bulgarian truck driver


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.21021 del
Sweden's finest.. ZACHAREZEWSKI (one E too much there to make sense, outrageous squander of vowels there) almost kwaked your SSONs and STROMS.
I seen he also rode the infinitely prestigious Tour of Skyfart on the Danish Oder.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.21022 del
>>21008
damn how tall is that bike? That looks like 2 sizes bigger than brteks bike. I mean I reckon thats 2XL but it looks just so much bigger


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.21023 del
>>21013
how much fruit juice does czech fanta have?


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.21024 del
>An “epic but above all legendary journey”. That is how 'La Cannibale' describes the adventure that some 400 Belgians are embarking on today. Climbing the Mont Ventoux on a racing bike, hand bike or simply with walking shoes.

>A tribute to Eddy Merckx. 'The Cannibal' once wrote history on the slopes of Mont Ventoux. In 1970, Merckx rode solo to the top, only to be taken away by ambulance. He was that exhausted. Two years later, Merckx came second again. And in 1974, the Tour passed over the Ventoux. Merckx won all three editions, and won the Tour de France a total of five times.

Kek belgian boomers using any excuse to go to south of france


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.21025 del
Jean-Michel double Mistrz Polski, maybe he is the real deal.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.21026 del
>>21024
How many will be going home in an ambulance this time?


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.21027 del
>>21026
If they did go today a good portion of them


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.21028 del
>>21027
Good morning Sir


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.21029 del


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.21030 del
>>21004
>>21008
phwoar imagine the sattel sores


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.21031 del
>>21025
last pole junior this good was kwiato. just saying


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.21032 del
>>21023
not much, probably nada
we also don't even have sugar in it


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 13:27 [Preview] No.21033 del
>>21003
this one guy just blasts roids and hgh and nobody bats an eye
all just because hes norge and not eastern europe/sudaca and kinda shit


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.21034 del
1. Jonas VINGEGAARD
2. Jonas ABRAHAMSEN
3. Jonas RUTSCH
4. Jonas RICKAERT
5. Jonas GREGAARD
6. Jonas GEENS
7. Jonas KOCH
8. Jonas HVIDEBERG


11. Wout VAN AERT
12. Casper VAN UDEN
13. Lennert VAN EETVELT
14. Ilan VAN WILDER
15. Maxim VAN GILS
16. Marijn VAN DEN BERG
17. Danny VAN POPPEL
18. Mauri VANSEVENANT

which team would you rather take to the TDF, team JONAS or team VAN? Vingegaard and a shit sprint train with no mountain support, or a more well-rounded squad but no top GC riders. m[v]dp excluded for balance reasons.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.21036 del
I believe in Hessmann becoming the German NC


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.21037 del
>>21032
ASSpartame gives you cancer


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.21038 del
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>>21031
He blew the race up with a long solo, rest of the band came in two minutes behind.
And he seems to not be that far off that pas normal NOVAL, who's name sounds like some sinus medication.
I am strapped in, you will also have the front row as an early stock buye


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.21039 del
>>21034
Team Jonas easy pick. Should have put Grug on Team Van.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.21040 del
>>21032
you should drink Kofola like a true comrade of the CSSR.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.21041 del
>>21038
What happened to GOSZCZURNY, I thought this was the new Merckx. Can't even win the U23 race


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.21042 del
>>21040
PPATTT, Bertacek always likes to pretend he is Germanic


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.21043 del
Niewiadoma will get kwaked again, she is in a trio slag with Sójka and UAEs Włodarczyk virtually from the beginning of the race.
Sójka probably will drop at some points, if Włodarczyk, the reigning champ keeps up she wins.

And that will be another year of a shitty UAE Polish champ jersey which I will never watch because who would watch femmes.
Even if Kwabsia's goblin husband wears those gay t-shirts.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.21044 del
>>21041
Yes, he sucks now, probably some karma for joining the rats.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.21045 del
watching the career of are young MEIER tomáš with great interest


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.21046 del
>>21040
I don't like kofola


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.21047 del
>10 ŠUMPÍK Pavel +00:10


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.21048 del
>>21047
>DNF KRÁL Kryštof
I think my boys might be frauds


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.21049 del
https://x.com/IntermarcheW/status/1938948336779960633
>Boomer on his aliexpress moped going 50km/h
I'm getting PTSD just watching this


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.21050 del


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.21051 del
>>21050
damn Bertão looks like THAT?


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.21052 del
>>21050
Look how stable it is. It's ready to take a curve at 40km/h and deport into your lane


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.21053 del
Kasia dropped Sójka but can't shake off Włodarczyk.
A Kwab2ia forecast very likely to materialize.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.21054 del
>>21053
where are you watching? I want to see my girl WIN


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.21056 del
>>21054
Some women kermiskoers around Chrzęszczyrzewucyce will have a youtube stream but NC has none.
There is only live text.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.21057 del
>>21056
There were streams the previous years though, what gives?


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.21058 del
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>>21057
There were a few that had no coverage, last year there was but 23 I think there was none.
I have ZERO idea why. Probably some personal feuds, uncle's shitty company can get a contract so no one gets it and the old man BANASZEK is still the head of the association, posterboy of an older gen stubborn, greedy, always scheming Polak.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.21059 del
Kasia dropped Włodarczyk, maybe tears of joy are coming after all.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.21061 del
45km to go.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.21062 del
>>21059
BASED


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.21064 del
Danny VAN playing a psyop with a Nederland kampioenschap.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.21065 del
wasn't aware that big marlen didn't do the road race. sd worx gets the Suisse NC jersey again then.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.21066 del
>>21064
good for him tbh


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.21067 del
>>21066
Very much, for no apparent reason I see him as my guy.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.21068 del
>>21067
Why don't you admit you like bullies


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.21069 del
>>21067
great leadout guy and always up there when going for his own results, it's a good reward for a solid career


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.21070 del
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>>21068
I do like bullies who can dish out some controlled correcting behavior, why yes very much. Especially with a slight shade of psycho which collapses any type of uncertainty of what was this about.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.21071 del
15k to go:
Niewiadoma
Włodarczyk +2 minutes
Sójka +5 minutes


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.21072 del
>>21071
she's got it


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.21073 del
The way back. Didn't feel like pushing


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.21074 del
>>21050
>rides you off the road


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.21075 del
Bought puts on MÄRKL Niklas winning the German nationals tomorrow, I'm gonna be rich.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 15:53 [Preview] No.21076 del


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.21077 del
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shamelessly stolen from 4/cyc/, too good not to repost


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.21078 del
>>21076
>w*men


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.21079 del
>>21077
10 bonis for every spectator you knock out


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.21080 del
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love those mad mads videos. let me repost them here for posterity


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.21081 del
Slovak superstar Matthias SCHWARZBACHER cowardly chose the U23 road race and was rewarded with a DNF. SAD!


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.21082 del
>>21080
kek what the fuck


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.21083 del
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Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.21084 del
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>>21083
its OPEN


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 16:39 [Preview] No.21085 del
>>21084
>Any team with Dopacar+Vingegaard is still gonna score more points than any team without them
George should have gone all in and made the Slovenian dopeur forty points or something


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.21086 del
>can't pick jonas pogi and almeida
It's over


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.21087 del
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>>21085
>>21084
This is worse than I imagined it.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.21088 del
>wout | unclassed
you know, he just to be a sprinter back in the day


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 16:44 [Preview] No.21089 del
And some of Decathlon is missing, remember to save at least 16 velopoints for PRODHOMME


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No.21090 del
>Julien Alaphilippe | Climber


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.21091 del
Jesus fucking Christ, really those two are gonna be worth over half of the budget? There is no way I am picking a 10 sprinter then.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 16:52 [Preview] No.21092 del
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>>21085
its just so tiring


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 17:01 [Preview] No.21093 del
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>koredoreš
one of the spanish commentator's spanish sounds very portoguese or perhaps i am already succumbing to a case of VOLTA FEVER


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 17:01 [Preview] No.21094 del
Let's go I guess


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 17:02 [Preview] No.21095 del
7th place for championbicycle at the Turkish NC. not great, not terrible.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 17:04 [Preview] No.21096 del
>CARAPAZ -TDF
illness apparently. its over


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 17:05 [Preview] No.21097 del
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>>21092
you just don't know how to goomble


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 17:06 [Preview] No.21098 del
>>21097
i view this and the image simply passes through me. not a single thing on this will influence my choices and picks. you have failed try harder


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 17:13 [Preview] No.21099 del
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>>21096
He was in Ecuador
You know what's up


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.21100 del
Why does every 4 pointer have to be absolute dogshit though


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 17:18 [Preview] No.21101 del
>>21100
Harry Sweeny is pas normal THOUGH


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 17:18 [Preview] No.21102 del
>>21099
im sorry mr WADA man you can't take my blood values im deathly ill for the upcoming tree weeks. guess you have to come to my remote ecuadorian village another time


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 17:27 [Preview] No.21103 del
Is it really necessary to have guys like berkmoose in sprinter


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 17:37 [Preview] No.21104 del
>>21100
Harry sweeny did some insane watts in that TT


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.21105 del
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>>21102
Remember when wada chuckleheads came to a hospital to take Javier Romo's piss ather he broke like 5 ribs and was barely alive.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 17:45 [Preview] No.21106 del
>>21105
But interestingly the basque hospital had broken door bells


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 17:50 [Preview] No.21107 del
>>21105
>ok felix, where would you rather go on holida- i mean our impromptu at-home drug test. a sunny spanish vacation, or visit some astana devo team shitter in his house in Shymkent?


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.21108 del
>>21106
Yes well....if I ever get injured I want to end up in that hospital. Imagine the watts I'd gain.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 18:10 [Preview] No.21109 del
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This may end up like this boss.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 18:18 [Preview] No.21110 del
considering going only pogi for GC


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 18:21 [Preview] No.21111 del
>>21110
Surely you can spare 6 puntos for Squiliame Martin. Guaranteed top 10 GC.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 18:37 [Preview] No.21112 del
we might not live to see /tdf/


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 18:44 [Preview] No.21113 del
>>21112
the cagies have been playing the long game. they've won.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 18:51 [Preview] No.21114 del
>>21112
Jealous at bert in basques country


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.21116 del
Marie Le Net wins in france btw. Laporte and allah rejoice !


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 19:08 [Preview] No.21117 del
>>21116
is laporte still alive


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 19:10 [Preview] No.21118 del
>>21117
Kept alive to give blood to jonas


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 19:16 [Preview] No.21119 del
>>21102
diarrhea causes dehydration causes 60% hematocrit so you'll be excused even if they take your blood


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 19:56 [Preview] No.21120 del
>>21112
We're on live support until next Thursday. 33-37°C every day lord help us all


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 20:08 [Preview] No.21121 del
>>21120
Where are you?


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 20:10 [Preview] No.21122 del
I am NOT taking Jonas, FUCK that


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.21123 del
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>>21120
Good thing the support is live then, would be worse if it was delayed


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 20:13 [Preview] No.21124 del
>>21112
Kevin Nash aah summer


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.21125 del
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why is she such a kwab right now?


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.21126 del
>>21121
Germoney
where its over, always has been


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 20:18 [Preview] No.21127 del
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>>21125
the question is are you a kwab because you start a youtube channel or do you start a youtube channel because you're a kwab


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Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 20:34 [Preview] No.21129 del
Anyways looking through the NC results today I notice one Mika SÖDERSTRÖM. I've seen her on zwift before and I think she's the womens rape WC or something but more importantly she's beautiful. Just thought I would let you know


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 20:45 [Preview] No.21130 del
>>21129
they'd be so hot if they were a man


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 20:48 [Preview] No.21131 del
>>21129
she looks like a feminine man


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.21132 del
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Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 20:58 [Preview] No.21133 del
GREAT quick beer trip, saw a bunch of clearly lost sheep and a bober kurwa.
Mind you this is all within a km from the rathaus, just outside the strict city center, on a rather busy promenade.
I have video evidence but I have to find my data transfer cable.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 21:09 [Preview] No.21134 del
I prefer my rape girls from down under.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 21:10 [Preview] No.21135 del
>>21096
>>21099
Vuelta podium incoming


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 21:13 [Preview] No.21136 del
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>>20993
No that was just a standard weeknight bottle.

Unfortunately the Tour is not going thru Bordeaux or Burgundy so you're going to see some of the lesser-known appellations of France.

Did a hard Zwift race this morning (best 20-minute power in last 18 months) and spent day entertaining family from out of town so now enjoying a nice red Burgundy


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 21:16 [Preview] No.21137 del
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>>21134
Zwift Academy definitely directed by a coomer


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 21:18 [Preview] No.21138 del
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Am I still banned? (I will behave now)


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 21:20 [Preview] No.21139 del
>>21108
Why did you shop his forhead shorter?


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 21:23 [Preview] No.21140 del
>>21136
>wine from Normandie
you're up to a good start I guess


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 21:24 [Preview] No.21141 del
>>21137
the blondie was called Annabelle? had some really nice watts, but shitty stamina.


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.21142 del
>>21097
could be the winning team


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 21:45 [Preview] No.21143 del
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>>21142
could get btfo if Evenepoel cracks, Almeida plays full gregario, Gall does nothing, Milan is dropped by fitter sprinters, Van Der Poel only does leadouts, Van Aert tries to savlage a failed Visma race with half assed stage hunting efforts in the third week, and Lipo runs into some actual competition and demonstrates his fradulence (please see 2024 Vuelta where he finished behind David "Fraud" GAUDU)


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.21144 del
>>21135
he is WINNING it

bummer though, I was looking forward to more Richie antics


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.21145 del
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>>21136
>Avg HR 181
>Max HR 198


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.21146 del
>>21143
yes I only share two (2) runners and I shan't be changing mine


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.21147 del
Fucking hell, these prices are making me seriously consider picking Roglic...


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.21148 del
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>Having a max HR lower than your height in cm


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.21149 del
>>21148
short kings keeps winning


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.21150 del
>>21147
picking rogla is true goombling
its for that extra kick you only get when you bank on complete randomness


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 22:00 [Preview] No.21151 del


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.21152 del
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Picking 2 fat sprinters might be a reach.....


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 22:38 [Preview] No.21153 del
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Belgium

>Merlier 4
>Evenepoel 4.75
>Philipsen 6.5
>Aert 8
>Nys 9
>Meeus 13
>Lie 23
>Vemeersch 26
>Stuyven 29
>Wellens 29
>Gils 29
>Berckmoes 29
>Eetvelt 34
...
>Aerts 301
>Sweeck 601
>Omloop 1501


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.21154 del
Great Br*tain

>Brennan 2.75
>Vernon 9
>Tarling 10
>Stewart 10
>Wright 12
>Blackmore 13
>Askey 15
> 15
>Watson 15
>Turner 17
>Nerurkar 17
>Tullet 19
>Swift 34
>Swift 34
>Thomas 34
>Poole 41
>Shaw 41
...
>Gloag 81
>McLay 81
>Pidcvck 201
>Wiggins 401


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 22:43 [Preview] No.21155 del
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Denmark

>Pedersen 2.62.
>Lung 4.5
>Cort 8
>K 13
>Philipsen 13
>Asgreen 15
>Pedersen 17
>Salby 19
>Pedersen 23
>Schmidt 29
...
>Pedersen 101
>Storm 251
>Pedersen 601
>Pedersen 751
>Vingegaard N/A


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 22:45 [Preview] No.21156 del
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France

>Gregoire 5.5
>Seixas 8
>Tronchon 8
>Vauquelin 9
>Lapeira 13
>Prodhomme 13
>Madouas 15
>Magnier 17
>Laurance 17
>Costiou 19
>Gruel 23
>Barre 26
>Godon 29
>Martin 34
>Baudin 34
...
>Jegat 67
>Gau the Rat 67
>Sparfel 126
>Gaudu 201
>Lecroq 1001
>Gregoire 1001


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Italy

>Milan 4.5
>Ganna 9
>Ulissi 10
>Velasco 10
>Bagioli 11
>Baroncini 17
>Bettiol 19
>Trentin 21
>Scaroni 21
>Vendrame 23
>Covid 26
>Dainese 29
>Ballerini 29
>Ciccone 29
>Zambanini 34
>Conci 34
...
>Viviani 201
>Fortin 601


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 22:49 [Preview] No.21158 del
Spain

>Aranbaru 5.5
>Romeo 6
>Castrillo 8
>Adria 9
>Romo 9
>Herrada 15
>Canal 17
>Barcelo 17
>Cortina 19
>Barrenetxea 18
>Pierna 29
>Diaz 34
>Serrano 34
>Cobo 34
>Sanchez 34
>Verona 41
>Lopez 41
...
>Torres 51
>Sevilla 81
>Ruiz 201
>Mancebo 401
>Del Pino 751


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 22:52 [Preview] No.21159 del
>>21154
will G(eriatric) actually ride it?


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 23:00 [Preview] No.21160 del
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>HORNER thinks ROGLIC is bigger favourite than the Fishman


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 23:08 [Preview] No.21161 del
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>>21160
surely he won't crash out of his Nth grand tour


Bert 06/28/2025 (Sat) 23:23 [Preview] No.21162 del
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>>21160
wtf is he smoking?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 00:21 [Preview] No.21163 del
if I was a gombler I would select SEPP kuss


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No.21164 del
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>>21163
you are not getting me with the psyops.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 00:31 [Preview] No.21165 del
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My team has three squeakers


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 00:51 [Preview] No.21166 del


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 03:03 [Preview] No.21167 del
My coach is riding the British NC today. Watch out for a long range attack by a certain Marinus PETERSEN.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 04:02 [Preview] No.21168 del
>>21165
I have 4


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 04:04 [Preview] No.21169 del
>wake up
>it's already 27
Ahhhh


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 04:09 [Preview] No.21170 del
Some great sales on van rysel france.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.21171 del
>>21169
Remember you can always just rape bert. For me it was a 2h easy spin while it was raining a bit outside.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.21172 del
>>21170
I was irritated that it was written as RCR Pro on the Suisse Decathlon page, but then I changed the language to French and it was indeed just the normal RCR model. those shitty translations to German make me squeak.
while it's normal for French sites to write "j'en profite" but you don't do that in German.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.21173 del
>>21171
I don't have aircon bert, or life would be too easy. Went for the short morning ride.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.21174 del
I don't think Jonas makes the cut bert.
You can't expect to hit all your sixers and what if Matje goes all the way up Montmartre, in green, while you very glaringly don't have him.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.21175 del
>>21172
What's the difference even, 200g?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.21176 del
>Wout DNS
Kwab


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.21177 del
>>21173
Ah that is a tragedy. I have a ground-source heat pump that doubles down as a cooling pump in the summer. Comfy 20-21° inside and in the rape cave.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.21178 del
>>21175
and some more stiffness to match the stiffness of my b.... uhm back


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.21179 del
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We ... live in Eritrea


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.21180 del
>>21177
Such is the life of academics in third world countries


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.21181 del
>torty+ degrees
>meanwhile it's raining on the Lloyd's ladies in Br*tain


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Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.21183 del
>>21182
the crowds are sovl. looks like a crowd crush event waiting to happen


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.21184 del
This velogambling already has my head spinning. Very hard to fit both Vingegaard and Pogacar, many good 6-credit unclassed, some nice cheap sprinters...


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.21185 del
>>21184
roglic at 14 is beckoning to me like a battered housewife


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.21186 del
>>21185
Ikr, I thought I was over picking him after the Giro, but...


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.21187 del
>>21185
lipowitz winding up his backhand


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.21188 del
its a shame there are only like 3 paved roads in eritrea. would be fun to see the 2.1 tour revived there. appeal to my neocolonial sensibilities. tell china to belt and road them ASAP


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.21189 del
>>21185
Grug 10 pts is also tempting


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.21190 del
damn, fitting almeida in is not easy

but I'm sure I'll find a way


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.21191 del
>sulphurous danish junior MOLLER ANDERSEN's uncle is rolf SORENSEN
it all makes cents now


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.21192 del
>>21185
Good thing Rogla is so cheap, this was an easy team to make for once


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.21193 del
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Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.21194 del
>unattached
why are they telling us if the lassie is single


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.21195 del
>>21193
now that's bold


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.21196 del
>>21193
little timmeke's first tdf team


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.21197 del
These roads look so dangerous.
Not only they are narrow, but you can't really see ahead if a cagie is out there to get you


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.21198 del
this is the worst AI schlopp I've seen so far


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.21199 del
>>21198
What is this?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.21200 del
>>21198
boomers think this is a real picture


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.21201 del
sleep really becomes the limiting factor once the training starts to ramp up
no idea how are bërtt can manage all that volume with a newborn


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.21202 del
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>>21198
Cyclocross meets mangled Deep One Hybrids from Dagon


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.21203 del
MAJKA off, he has no real competition.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.21204 del
>Five for Georgie


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.21205 del
Expected


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.21206 del
The feast continues.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.21218 del



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