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/cyc/ - general Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No. 19176
only edition

>Current and upcoming races
15.06 - 22.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT
18.06 - 21.06 La Route d'Occitanie - CIC 2.1
18.06 - 22.06 Baloise Belgium Tour 2.Pro
21.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.WWT
22.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.UWT
22.06 Andorra MoraBanc Clàssica 1.1
24.06 Giro dell'Appennino 1.1
03.07 - 06.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
06.07 - 13.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
06.07 - 13.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
06.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
09.07 - 13.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
16.07 - 20.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
19.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1 WE
20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro


>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/kCgLX5Pn (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>18163


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.19177 del
yes well, we did go to 1000 this time


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.19178 del
Onley single handedly saving DSM from relegation


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.19179 del
berkmoes is a flat sprinter now


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.19180 del
>>19179
berckgod, good for him after all his misery earlier this year


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.19181 del
Can WIDAR Jarno save us from the Slovene menace?


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.19182 del
Molano is missing


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.19183 del
Gregoire in total squeaker collapse, only one to go now.
The curse gains strenght


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.19184 del
I guess there's no point linking to the new edish but it would still seem the decent thing to do


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.19185 del
>>19184
you'd have to do it beforehand or make sure you do the last post


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.19187 del
>>19184
I could delete a post to make space to use post number 1000 to link to the new thread.
I keep forgetting about about this endchan quirk of the 1000 posts limit, specially when immersed in a race.


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.19189 del
>>19188
Love the Bertacek revival arc


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.19192 del
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Results. >>19190


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.19194 del
I did give a fair warning, that we would need a new thread earlier. for test purposes tismbert acts as lab rat and I deleted his post, begging us to fill the thread to 1000, so I could post a NEW THREAD message.


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.19195 del
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Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.19197 del
>>19194
KWAK
tismoid on suicine watch


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 16:27 [Preview] No.19198 del
Jappe.


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.19199 del
Jappe vs Merlier vs Milan will be fun


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 16:52 [Preview] No.19200 del
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this guy is going to the tdf


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.19201 del
>>19200
I expect a BIG comeback in his contract year. Meanwhile I let him enjoy free holidays in Switzerland.


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 17:03 [Preview] No.19202 del
>Diebe stehlen Bullensperma im Wert von 30.000 Euro
So that's why Stier feels so empty lately


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 17:06 [Preview] No.19203 del
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>>19202
wir schaffen das


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 17:10 [Preview] No.19204 del
>>19200
Whatever, just hang onto the car everyday. If Cavenshit is allowed then everyone can


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 17:43 [Preview] No.19205 del
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Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.19206 del


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 17:50 [Preview] No.19207 del
>>19204
reminds me of that stage where cavendish' tracker disappeared and then suddenly he makes the time limit while demare ends up OTL 10 minutes later despite being together at the foot


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.19208 del
>>19207
I am still angry about that shit


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.19209 del
>>19207
This was after his win, right? I guess they just wanted to get him to Paris for sponsors and gave him a free ride.


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 17:59 [Preview] No.19210 del
>>19209
yes there was a special ceremony planned in paris for him and they just let him carhang the last week


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 18:20 [Preview] No.19211 del
>>19206
the fuck? it was 26 here at 17:00 when I rode


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 18:24 [Preview] No.19212 del
>>19210
Not just in the last week. It happened all Tour long. And for his "victory" he was allowed to push everyone away. Anyone else would be relegated


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 18:31 [Preview] No.19213 del
>>19184
Ive spent hours in total refreshing a 1000 post thread kek


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 18:33 [Preview] No.19214 del
>>19211
Heatwave over south of france. Going to be worse tomorrow and Saturday. Wanted to take the bus and do 160km this weekend but I'll pass on spending 5hours in 35 degree


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 18:39 [Preview] No.19215 del
>>19214
imagine the eggs though


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 18:52 [Preview] No.19216 del
>>19206
pwoah
Saturday is supposedly 35 here as well, gonna have to get up real early


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 18:54 [Preview] No.19217 del
>>19215
Not so much actually, you go slower in the heat.


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.19218 del
Based


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.19219 del


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.19220 del
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>>19217
but the heartrate goes up


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 18:58 [Preview] No.19221 del
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>>19215
>gif got lost


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 19:12 [Preview] No.19222 del
>>19216
For me it's not a problem, I sleep with everything open in summer so I'm up with the birds/sun anyway


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 19:16 [Preview] No.19223 del
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>>19216
>>19214
heat is a state of mind my friends. simply ignore the sensation


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 22:07 [Preview] No.19224 del
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Goddamnit I just had some schizo removed and now I have another one for my last few stations. At the last stop there is "security" but these guys can't do shit. If he doesn't want to leave I am FUCKED and I have to wait for the cops. I want to go HOME


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 22:13 [Preview] No.19225 del
>>19224
Get yourself a real locomotive separated from the passengers and stop driving some EMUs or whatever


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 22:19 [Preview] No.19226 del
>>19224
what is he up to?


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 22:33 [Preview] No.19227 del
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>>19226
'Security' was a VERY big guy (for you) so the schizo went peacefully. I was worrying for nothing


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.19228 del
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>>19225
I keep saying we should just drive around without passengers but my proposals have not been acknowledged yet


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 22:47 [Preview] No.19229 del
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>>19227
great to hear
sleep tight


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.19230 del
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>>19192
>First
Finally my GC team is paying off


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 00:35 [Preview] No.19231 del
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good hike today, collected a bunch of chantarelles


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 00:42 [Preview] No.19232 del
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>>19231
how will these be prepared

be specific


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.19233 del
simon CARR is on the TDF starlist with his first race being Occitanie where's hes been shit. surely cofidis is not this much of a poverty team?


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.19234 del
>>19222
>I'm up with the birds
time to get up then bert


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 02:45 [Preview] No.19235 del


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.19236 del
>>19235
υγεία μας my bert


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.19237 del
>hey, who finished 3rd in baloise tour yesterday? Burke knows? well, okay then, i guess i'll ask him.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.19238 del
>Almeida was clearly above the rest, producing 6.42 ᵉW/kg for 23:10 at high altitude, equivalent to 6.89 ᵉW/kg adjusted for sea level
pog does this in z2


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.19239 del
>>19238
Perfect domestique pace


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.19240 del
Cope and haig velogoomble is open, don't forget


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.19241 del
>>19240
sprinter goombles really put the goomble in goomble


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.19242 del
>>19231
lovely, did not know its pfifferling season already. time to make a pfifferling-rahm-gulasch ( >>19232 )


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.19243 del
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>>19242
Kek I had this exact dish in some mountain restaurant above Semmering last year. Loved it


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.19244 del
>>19243
Humm now that I look at it maybe the gulash didn't have chanterelles, just my gf's dish.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.19245 del
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>>19244
phooar that looks 10/10, now I am hungry


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.19246 del


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.19247 del
Good morning, Remco is a fraud.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.19248 del
>>19243
why does this look like one of those czech dishes?


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.19249 del
>>19248
"central" European food innit


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.19250 del
>>19248

Every ex hapsburg country has their own version of this.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.19251 del
>>19248
Carlsbad's knodels are german


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.19252 del
omloop fever (first SafeR edition)


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.19253 del
I wont be home to watch all the ciclismo on Sunday


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.19254 del
>>19253
take a comfy chair with you and watch it on the phone


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.19255 del
Oh they ate doing Tourmalet today!
I will now watch your race.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.19256 del
>>19255
it's even officially on youtube and called /cic/, of course you have to watch it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VrkXGuIughQ [Embed]


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.19257 del
new canyon dropped. 999€ for a Shimano Cues 10 speed equipped bike. please pay pig.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.19258 del
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>>19255
Someone is eating Tourmalet?


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.19259 del
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>>19255
They 'ated doing the Tourmalet today? But they haven't even started yet


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.19260 del
>>19257
times changed


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.19261 del
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>>19259
>>19258

Please understand. I was distracted by that Bert posting food.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.19262 del
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Been to gym, then apehoop but also took my football ball with me.
It has never been so over with how wooden my feet are. Don't think I am getting back joga bonito anytime soon chief.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.19263 del
>>19257
Decent commuter


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.19264 del
>35 degree tourmalet
Let's fucking go


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.19265 del
Today is the day DE LIE awakens


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.19266 del
>>19265
it's going to be another R(h)einfall


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.19267 del
BETTIOL on the move


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.19268 del
Sander DE PESTEL in the tete


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.19269 del
>>19232
dry saute, add butter and salt; having them with egg and grits/toast


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.19270 del
Gregoire revenge arc


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.19271 del
GLOAG cannot be a real name


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.19272 del
Is it a gravel bike, is it a MTB, who knows let's also slap on a TT brace


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.19273 del
>>19265
Already dropped


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.19274 del
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GRÉGOIRE MUST WIN OR I AM LOSING IT


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.19275 del
this is the kind of stage where Powless should have gone in the break, not the ones with rampa finishes


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.19276 del
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>De Lie Arnaud (Lotto) is dropped from peloton


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.19277 del
>>19271
Surely it is an *nglicized surname of his Polish ancestors as GŁÓG means hawthorn.

I will also be on my turd batch of ratatata in two weeks. Since I have made it closer to a confit after Norbert's quick look it is THE shit.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.19278 del
>Christen and bjerg in the jobber group
Lel they beefing


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.19279 del
Why is Arkea riding after Grégoire. Why can't squeakers just work together against the evil UAE


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.19280 del
>The International Cycling Union (UCI) wants to follow up on the statements that Dries De Bondt made to our website after the Giro d’Italia. The Decathlon AG2R rider stated that he did a front turn for Richard Carapaz in the twentieth stage, after a suggestion from EF Education-EasyPost team manager Ken Vanmarcke that such an action could result in a contract for the following year with the American team.

Rip drieske


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.19281 del
WE LIVE IN FRANCE
WE LIVE IN ITALY


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.19282 del
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>>19262
why do people go the the gym when they could just be doing some physical labor at home; and have it actually be useful instead of costing money, traveltime and a /fit/dick up your ass?

Me for example, watered my crops this morning, did some turnover to create a new plot of land for next season, baked a bread (when it's 30° kneading counts as physical labor x2) and masturbated.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.19283 del
>>19282
I don't think that will in any way contribute to your muscular power and/or bone density, fren


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.19284 del
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>>19282
I can see you never worked some land.

I dug a 10x5m pond a few weeks ago, your dumbells are like paper to me


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.19285 del
>aaaa, i suffer in occitania


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.19286 del
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Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.19287 del
DNF Jan Christen


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.19288 del
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>>19286
Are you sure these aren't poisonous or anything. I am always scared a mushroom will kill me


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.19289 del
>>19287
What?? FUCK


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.19290 del
>>19286
Look like chanterelles.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.19291 del
>>19286
Delicious. Usual I have to wait until august or september before they have grown to that size around here


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.19292 del
>>19282
I'm a poorfag with no land, not even a balcony.
Working my plot wouldn't be also as time and result efficient as targeted progressive overload within a short time frame.
I may as well be powerwalking with those nordic walking stix instead of riding and core building. I am not getting there in any type of metric in any reasonable timeframe, likely at all.
Also, I live close to my gym where I walk (another reason why I will not attention post my 200 deadlift when it happens) and do not frequent any /fit/fag forum. I am not fit either btw, only averagely strong for my weight.

But I have masturbated so that cardio is IN.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.19293 del
>>19287
He is consistently a bad pick for stage races.
Don't know when I will fall for him again.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.19294 del
>>19288
chantarelles around here (>>19290) don't have any dangerous lookalikes, plus they're pretty distinctive


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.19295 del
the old man is right


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.19296 del
Gigi d'Agostino wins in Italy


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 13:05 [Preview] No.19297 del
>>19286
I am confused, are you soaking them in water or are they absolutely drenched in oil? anyways they look delicious, how you gonna cook them?


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.19298 del
Sander DE PESTEL in difficulty


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.19299 del
>>19284
The strongest I've ever been was the 4 months I dug up my entire garden and replanted new stuff
I was lugging around tree trunks then


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.19300 del
DE PESTEL LACHEE


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.19301 del
The Pyrenean Alps, home


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.19302 del
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>>19297
I added a bit too much olive oil for how many there were, but they came out amazingly


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.19303 del
ATTAQUE JEFFERSON CEPEDA


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.19304 del
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>Lotto still expect De Lie to sprint in the Tour


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.19305 del
PROUDHOMIE in the grupo principal
Absolutely sulphurous these past couple of months


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.19306 del
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If that's Abel BALDERSTONE then I'm gonna SQUEAK


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.19307 del
>>19302
Very simple, very nice. I would only add some green stuff, preferably chives.
Potatoes, eggs, lettuce and/or cucumber with cream plus kefir or buttermilk as drink is something I always look forward too when summer comes around.
So now. Wonder how a French/Polish fusion with adding ratatat to that will work.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.19308 del
>>19306
If you pick him for Volta he will be legendary. If I pick him it is BALDerstone over again.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.19309 del
HERRADA lachee


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.19310 del


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 13:34 [Preview] No.19311 del
Piganzoli about to score big today


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 13:34 [Preview] No.19312 del


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.19313 del
The time is now
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kTt4ZOc-SpE [Embed]


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.19314 del
Did we already talk about the fact that Remco signed a contract with Bora for next season? Confirmed by various insiders.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 13:53 [Preview] No.19315 del
>>19314
Great domestique for LIPo


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.19316 del
>>19314
did Contador confirm it yet?


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.19317 del


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.19318 del
Steff CRASS goes solo
CEPEDA EXPLODING
PROUD HOMIE goes along


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.19319 del
>>19317
should have been yellow and orange


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.19320 del
>>19313
Love this stage. This entire race was amazing


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.19321 del
>>19317
the brand of dopaje


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.19322 del
>>19314
I'm remco's imam and I can confirm this


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.19323 del
>>19317
Cursed


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.19324 del
>>19314
We did not but I knew that
I posted about it last year already
it was the clear path forward


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.19325 del
>>19324
Wouldn't touch it if I was bora tbqh


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.19326 del
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>>19317
Pogi about to get stung


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.19327 del
>>19325
just like I wouldn't touch bora if I was remco
they sort of deserve each other heh


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.19328 del
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WHAT HAPPENED TO GRÉGOIRE


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.19329 del
PIGANZOLI might get humbled after all


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.19330 del
>>19327
I have more trust in Bora improving than remco fixing the issues that we all saw in the last 5 years


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.19331 del
>>19329
Prodhomme got this easy


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.19332 del
>>19330
Remco has been winning a lot the last 5 years.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.19333 del
I thought it was seichas and now this commenter is saying seixas


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.19334 del
>>19331
>the french have been the biggest dopeurs all along


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.19335 del
>>19332
If the dude came as a classic/one week GC rider sure. But he's getting TDF contender money
>>19334
Peaking at 28 is actually a proof of being clean


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.19336 del
CAM ON DAVIDE


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.19337 del
>>19322
Mashallah


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.19338 del
Send him to the tour


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.19339 del
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PRODHOMIE AFFAIRES DU DOPAGE


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.19340 del
>>19325
It doesn't make sense to splurge obscene amounts of money on Remco when your main goal is winning the tour. Remco will most likely never even win another GT, let alone the Tour and his ego is too big to become a good domestique.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.19341 del
>>19330
What are you smoking and pass me that shit


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.19342 del
He put 20 seconds on them in 20 seconds
Absolutely no decency from the french


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.19343 del
PAS NORMAL


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.19344 del
Looks like Bertacek's favorite rider is going to win in Lelgium


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.19345 del


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.19346 del
>Jan Castellon

I remember this guy being sulphur in tour of slavland. Definitely potential secret pick in the future.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.19347 del
>>19335
You wont get a rider like Remco without paying him that kind of money. He is one of the most successful riders at the moment. You think they aren't already paying Roglic TDF contender money?


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.19348 del
>>19347
Of course, but you can send rogla to the vuelta and win it. Remco would probably seeth his way out of the race.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.19349 del
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TORTY SIX seconds in one km


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.19350 del
>>19344
top gooner still needs to go


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.19351 del
>>19347
Pidkek had same wage as Remco at ineos lol he probably gets even more now


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.19352 del
>>19351
that pidkwab is among the most paid (by far) runners in this world proves that the west has fallen


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.19353 del
>>19351
But remco will be paid way more, be it at ineos or bora


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.19354 del
>>19350
Oh I didn't even know he was there


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.19355 del
>>19353
quick step is already paying him a lot, they broke open his contract not that long ago
I doubt ineos would go over it since ratcliffe is a penny scrounging fuck now


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.19356 del
Küng rijdt altijd Michel


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.19357 del
>+1:05
the W/Kg schizos are suspiciously silent


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.19358 del
WTF Jonas is in Switzerland?


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.19359 del
>>19348
So Remco did two Vuelta’s he won one and the other he had mountain jersey plus 3 stages there are worse trackrecords


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.19360 del


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.19361 del
>>19358

How long would you last
Berts?


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.19362 del
>>19359
That vuelta win has a big fat asterisk though


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.19363 del


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.19364 del
KUNG KUNG KUNG


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.19365 del
>>19362
not his fault Roglic can't stay on his bike


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.19366 del
>>19351
he might be the most overpaid rider when Froome retires


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.19367 del
>>19366
carlos rodriguez is also taking home a ransom


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.19368 del
>>19362
Yeah Roglic was totes going to epic solo a minute and half lol


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.19369 del


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.19370 del
beautiful roads in france


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.19371 del
>>19366
I'm certain Froome's big money deal already ended. I doubt he got anywhere near that much in the extension.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.19372 del
>I suffer in France


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.19373 del
>>19371
5 years is 5 years, pay up bossman


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.19374 del
>AAAAHH I SUFFER IN FRANCE


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.19375 del
Alright so my whole team is dependent on BuRATti again


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.19376 del
>>19371
I'm sure he wouldn't extend for peanuts even though he contributes nothing. He doesn't even give much in terms of publicity anymore.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.19377 del
>>19374
This is my spirit animal


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.19378 del
>>19376
the upper jew also completely rinsed him in an interview last year

>“How could we say we had value for money? We signed Chris to be the leader of our Tour de France team and he’s not even here so that cannot be considered value for money,” Adams said bluntly while also highlighting his respect for the seven-time Grand Tour winner.
>“This is not a PR exercise. Chris isn’t a symbol, he isn’t a PR tool, he’s supposed to be our leader at the Tour de France and he’s not even here, so no I couldn’t say he’s value for money.”

>It has wrongly been reported that Froome is earning as much as €5 million per season - Froome denied that to Cyclingnews back in 2021.

>Cyclingnews understands that the figure was linked to a sponsor that eventually opted not to come on board, with Froome estimated to earn around €1 million from Israel-Premier Tech.
>Adams has already explained that Froome has a rolling contract that allows the four-time Tour de France winner to race on until he is 40 in 2025 but the agreement with Adams also means Froome will retire after his time at Israel-Premier Tech.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.19379 del
That top 10 in France is extremely grim but I am still saying DOPAGE


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.19380 del
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>two minutes


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.19381 del
I have no mouth and I must squeak


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.19382 del
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KUNG KUNG KUNG


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.19383 del
Lol Lotto has only two victories? Here's your WT team for the next THREE years bro


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.19384 del
name a more french name


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.19385 del
>>19381
Some of these runners are not even real but sure. Yael Joalland? What? Jantje Castellon. Alright


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.19386 del
>>19385
>Jantje Castellon
future volta legend


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.19387 del
CHUTE


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.19388 del
BENOOT decided to sit and beg for change.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.19389 del
Tramadol


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.19390 del
should have limited his gearing


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.19391 del
What the fuck is UAE doing. Joao is going to sprint?


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.19392 del
>>19391
Morgado maybe


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.19393 del
Czech commentators expecting /elite/ to sprint


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.19394 del
>>19392
Against actual sprinters? That makes no sense


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.19395 del
I expect julius to sprint for bert honor


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.19396 del
FUCK UAE


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.19397 del
Tudor for Mayrhofer of all places


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.19398 del
pure sovl by mauro


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.19399 del
Bald fraud pls


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.19400 del
Jesus, De Lie is bad


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.19401 del
MAUS


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.19402 del
de lie brutally kwabbed once again


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.19403 del
what a shitty finish


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.19404 del
redbulled


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.19405 del
Thanks Tudor


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.19406 del
Absolute state of Michael Stærke worst cycling commentator I've heard in my life


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.19407 del
the replay makes it look even worse, de lie should just retire


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.19408 del
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BuRATti 5th


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.19409 del
if they send de lie to the tdf he will retire by the end of the year


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.19410 del
>>19384
Jean-Jacques De Villefrance


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.19411 del
BITTNER is a positionlet


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.19412 del
De Lie 15th. If you finish behind Ben Shit in a mass sprint then you should retire on the spot


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.19413 del
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back home. jan c. dnf and de lie not in the top 10 lol


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.19414 del
so what will be the bulls excuse this time? will they play the lyme disease card again?


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.19415 del
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what does he do?


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.19416 del
>>19409
They would even do better sending Viviani there


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.19417 del
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GC


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.19418 del
>>19415
de lie didnt even get cucked by a shit position he was simply too slow, went backwards


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.19419 del
Lel Ballerini has no idea who Meeus is
>the guy from Bora


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.19420 del
>>19414
are they even giving excuses, dude barely trains
you guys like aryan livings do 150km training rides with teammates while the stier is doing some 60km gravel meme in wallonia
it's like they don't even talk to him anymore


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.19421 del
>>19378
>the figure was linked to a sponsor that eventually opted not to come on board
so he never actually got his 5 mil for nothing


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.19422 del
>>19420
Lotto are just a bunch of amateurs. Basically a French team


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.19423 del
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Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.19424 del
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de lie mentioned


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.19425 del
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vlasov with the primoz tramadol look


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.19426 del
I can't wait for Visma to unlock the true potential of Vauquelin


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.19427 del
>>19426
yes like valter


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.19428 del
>>19422
always been really


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.19429 del
>>19426
Yes like Cian blobloblo


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.19430 del
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garmin pays taxes here


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.19431 del
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Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.19432 del
>ganna lost to hayter
kwab status?


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.19433 del
>>19432
Fell for hour record meme
Fell for the i’m a classic rider meme
He’s like a better campenaerts


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.19434 del


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.19436 del
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Results. >>19435


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.19437 del
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czech heatlet?


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.19438 del
>>19432
>>19433
at least he's still scoring some UCI points


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.19439 del
>>19437
Ngl, I wasn't far from picking BLACKMORE or even worse, UHLIG. Too bad I have bailed on ASKEY as being "too slow for sprints, too fat for murs".


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.19440 del
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>>19436
Finally my day in the sun.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.19441 del
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Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.19442 del
Maybe I'll buy that van rysel bike after all


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.19443 del
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there's some primitive form of gr*vel racing going on


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.19444 del
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puck won the femmes race


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 16:15 [Preview] No.19445 del
>>19444
thats about the only good news I've read all day


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.19446 del
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>>19442
is it time to pig out? Which model tickles your fancy? Whatcha getting?


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.19447 del
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kek at that official photoshopped image of puck


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.19448 del
>>19447
kek thats pucks final form


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.19449 del
>>19446
Nothing I was joking. I'm allergic to paypigeri, so as long as my 2016 defy is still usable, I'll never buy another road bike


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.19450 del
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de lie of mountainbiking saving his matches


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.19451 del
>>19444
where does her hair end and where does the grass start?


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.19452 del
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>>19449
oh thats alright I guess
I on the other hand am I really happy with just about everything I've consoomed this year


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.19453 del
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attaque thermonuclaire belvins


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 16:32 [Preview] No.19454 del
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I don't really get the point of those short track races. the point of ciclismo is that you can do that for couple of hours.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.19455 del
A friend of mine had an unfortunate accident at our last race where his Canyon saddle screw "gave up" and in true Bertacek fashion instead of fixing it, he decided to buy a new bike. He chose a "Superior" brand.
Anyone of you ever heard of it?


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 16:39 [Preview] No.19456 del
>>19454
strength and action is just more impressive and fun to watch than endurance
that being said its not like normal xc is long in the first place


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.19457 del
>>19455
no, looked it up and the bikes look like rebranded open mold frames
not bad looking though


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 16:43 [Preview] No.19458 del
>>19457
supposedly they are made in Czechia
I have my doubts


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 16:43 [Preview] No.19459 del
>>19457
I have never heard of them either so I am wondering if I am getting bamboozled or something


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 16:46 [Preview] No.19460 del
>>19459
well I sure as hell haven't heard of that brand either


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 16:50 [Preview] No.19461 del
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>>19455
Of course. And Author and Olpran.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.19462 del
Hmm, mostly MTB bikes, some gravel and one road bike with 105 Di2
A peculiar selection, if you will
But I guess 3.2k EUR for a 105 Di2 is """cheap""" nowadays


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 16:59 [Preview] No.19463 del
Actually more than one, just the filtering is fucked


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 17:01 [Preview] No.19464 del
>>19455
>A friend of mine
meaning, yourself


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 17:05 [Preview] No.19465 del
>>19464
like i would buy a new bike without spending 6 months consulting with /cyc/ first


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 17:11 [Preview] No.19466 del
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>>19462
>3.2k EUR for a 105 Di2 is """cheap""" nowadays


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 17:35 [Preview] No.19467 del
>32 degree commute felt absolutely fine
It's always impressive how fast the body adapts. A couple of weeks and poof. Not sure what changes actually happens but it's impressive


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 17:49 [Preview] No.19468 del
last ride of the week done, now some rest until tuesday


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 17:50 [Preview] No.19469 del
>>19463
This one is actually very pretty


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 17:55 [Preview] No.19470 del
>>19468
Sophienalpe, home. I have 30 efforts, that's more than I thought


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 18:01 [Preview] No.19471 del
>>19470
you are 3 seconds faster you bastard


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 18:07 [Preview] No.19472 del
>>19470
also my stalker skills are of no value, your privacy settings are too strict I can't find you in the leaderboard


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.19473 del
>>19465
I don't remember you consulting /cyc/ buying the spesh gr*vel bike and you bought the canyon on the first day when the new version of the endu-master-race came out.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.19474 del
>>19471
Kek, it's easier for me because it's the first climb of the ride. Looking at your watts you're a bit stronger (and lighter)


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 18:15 [Preview] No.19475 del
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>>19473
everyone told me to buy a gr*v*l bike and then I was mocked mercilessly
Canyon I bought because it was an emergency purchase


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 18:32 [Preview] No.19476 del
>>19472
I put on private by default, yeah. Don't really care about privacy but I hate people spamming strava with their commute so I put it like that and mainly share big rides


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 18:40 [Preview] No.19477 del
I have just found some Dima who delivers food in my town.
This asshole does 100km everyday which on one hand is not a lot but in my small town it is quite a lot.
Too bad there is just speed, he is not very fast.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 18:43 [Preview] No.19478 del
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>>19467
I did some fanless rape a couple of weeks ago because of the shit rainy weather and it really prepared me
my egg collection grows


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 18:46 [Preview] No.19479 del
>>19455
those guys like Origine and BH are ever present in my ads algorithm for some reason


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 18:47 [Preview] No.19480 del
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>>19477
reminds me of that gravel rider that used to lug around 100kg of bananas behind his bike for a job
that shit's gotta give you gains


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 18:47 [Preview] No.19481 del
we need a squeaker with a stash of eggs


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No.19482 del
Saarland trofeo went to the French borderlands today. some Bertaczek waved a big Czech em flag at the finish line in Rohrbach les bitches
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tBx6YgpUHDg [Embed]


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.19483 del
>>19481
stealing eggs from a gallic rooster


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.19484 del
>>19478
That's one way to do it. I just wish my house was fresher than 29 degree


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.19485 del
>>19484
same, I just sleep with everything wide open those days


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 19:19 [Preview] No.19486 del
So 160km ride to the top of mont Aigoual is cancelled due to weather conditions. Shortish gravel ride instead


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 19:49 [Preview] No.19487 del
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What if Seixas never wins anything and he gave away his victory to this dopage mutant


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.19488 del
>>19487
how very french


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 20:02 [Preview] No.19489 del
>>19487
prodhomme will be his most loyal gregario, seixas is thinking ahead


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 20:14 [Preview] No.19491 del
>>19490
don pat and the trusted doctore in the back
what a duo


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 20:15 [Preview] No.19492 del
>>19489
1. SEIXAS
2. PRODHOMME
3. GALL
4. BISIAUX
5. BISSEGER
6. GAUTHERAT
7. TRONCHON
8. SPARFEL


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 20:16 [Preview] No.19493 del
>>19490
this video is not sped up; this is just what it looks like after 5 espressos


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 20:16 [Preview] No.19494 del
>>19492
Gall honestly seems too stupid to able to work for anyone


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 20:19 [Preview] No.19495 del
>>19494
well he's too stupid to be a GC rider. If you can't TT and have the tactical sense of a pygmy he might as well just slave. he's the prime example of a w/k merchant. always think he's much taller then he is because his position is so unaero and upright lol.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.19496 del
>>19494
gall had one lucky super-dopage moment and thats it. he has no race IQ, he pulls even less than Mas, he cracks on every climb. he should just go stage hunting and forget that GC bullshit


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Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 20:25 [Preview] No.19499 del
>>19497
kinda funny hayter unfrauds himself when the big don shows up
put him back in charge


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 20:45 [Preview] No.19500 del
BIG news: Rasmus Søjberg will be captain for the Danish NT in the Copenhagen sprint.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 20:49 [Preview] No.19501 del
>>19500
my 500$ bet on SALBY... already down the drain


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No.19502 del
>>19500
Gronewegen wins.
And then does exactly nothing at the Tour.


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 23:55 [Preview] No.19503 del
>>19444
woman is genuinely hideous


Bert 06/20/2025 (Fri) 23:59 [Preview] No.19504 del
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>>19466
>Rolling thunderstorms all weekend
>High of 90 tomorrow and 97 Sunday (that's like 33 and 37)
>Big rides cancelled
>Cellar full of Burgundy
>Forced to drink Swiss "wine" and Danish "beer" instead


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 00:18 [Preview] No.19505 del
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2025 TDF:
>1. POGACAR
>2. VINGEGAARD
>3. LIPOWITZ

2025 VUE:
>1. VINGEGAARD
>2. MAS
>3. ALMEIDA

2026 GIRO:
>1. VINGEGAARD
>2. PELIZZARI
>3. LANDA

2026 TDF:
>1. POGACAR
>2. EVENEPOEL
>3. SKJELMOSE

2026 VUE:
>1. POGACAR
>2. MAS
>3. LIPOWITZ

2027 GIRO:
>1. AYUSO
>2. EVENEPOEL
>3. DEL TORO

2027 TDF:
>1. POGACAR
>2. LIPOWITZ
>3. VINGEGAARD

2027 VUE:
>1. VINGEGAARD
>2. PELIZZARI
>3. SEIXAS

2028 GIRO:
>1. ALMEIDA
>2. PELIZZARI
>3. JORGENSON

2028 TDF:
>1. SEIXAS
>2. POGACAR
>3. EVENEPOEL

2029 VUE:
>1. LIPOWITZ
>2. POGACAR
>3. ROMEO


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 00:24 [Preview] No.19506 del
>>19505
> 2028 TDF:
> >1. SEIXAS
> >2. POGACAR
> >3. EVENEPOEL


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 00:32 [Preview] No.19507 del
>>19506
first clean tdf win since HINAULT. and of course breaks the french WT GC drought.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.19508 del
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The frogs are back again this year and they are really loud


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.19509 del
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>>19505
Why is there no Vuelta in 2028, and no Giro and Tour in 2029. What happens


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.19510 del
>>19509
belgian flu. its like the spanish flu but belgian


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.19511 del
WIEBES still hasn't lost a bunch sprint this year. even when racing for a top 10 she still has been the fastest from her group in every race. hopefully one of the other women sprinters will discover what strength training is and we will have some competition.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.19512 del
I want to pick one cofidis rider. but which one? the last time I picked frentin and and Aniołkowski, but it was fucking Renard that was their best sprinter.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.19513 del
>>19512
You have to bet on the right jockey in the whole race bucket but then you also have to bet on the right jockey in the team subbucket who will be racing in the whole race bucket in that day. Yeah nah.
I would like to pick some Waerenskjold or maybe Dehairs but what if it is not their day and guy nr 3 is in A form?
Just picking the fastest Danes and clear nr 1s.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.19514 del
>>19513
the hardest part of this goomble will be remembering to check if any of your runners are DNS when the official startlist is released


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.19515 del
Remco supposedly is seething really hard at how bad he was in the dolphin on training camp.
I smell a massive breakdown coming in the tour


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.19516 del
>>19515
his latest strava caption:
>Vos paroles sont durs, mais n’ont aucun effet sur moi.
he said it guys. he's not seething at all. you can stop saying he's seething now. he literally doesn't care.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.19517 del
>The UCI will start using a new points system in the WorldTour and ProSeries from next year. The International Cycling Union is increasing the number of points that can be earned in a WorldTour race, among other things. This will allow the cycling association to give races with a strong field of participants more weight in the battle against relegation.

the age of farming is over


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.19518 del
Morning gravel done. It was humid in the morning so didn't feel fresh at all. Nice route, but the downhills quite sketchy I almost lost the front wheels a couple of times.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.19519 del
>>19518
The layout is completely messed up lmao, might as well post it separatly


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.19520 del
>>19519
Works fine on my machine


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.19521 del
>>19516
please don't correct the spelling errors memco made


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.19522 del
>>19517
depends how you look at top tenning dayraces will be even bigger


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.19523 del
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The new shifter cable has arrived, I will report on completion time and kurwa count.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.19524 del
Start in two hours, wish me luck


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.19525 del
>>19524
Until what? God luck anyway


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.19526 del
>>19524
Break a spoke Brtek.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.19527 del
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>>19524
don't get cooked alive my dear bert


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.19528 del
>>19526
That's rude


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.19529 del
>>19527
bertaczek is an honorable member of club med and fully heat adapted. he just hates rain.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.19530 del
>>19528
I've downgraded it from "break a leg".


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.19531 del
>NYS DNS
Mads bro?


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.19532 del
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>>19531
No, I'm not mad, "bro".


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.19533 del
>>19531
>he ate the poisoned apples
RIP tour


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.19534 del
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new seixas domestique dropped


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.19535 del
>>19534
>not a Dane
>not a Norwegian
finally


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.19536 del
>>19534
Seff? What kind of a shitty name is that


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.19537 del
>>19536
slang voor jozef


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.19538 del
King Küng Freunde reporting in


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.19539 del
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rip my team, autismbert wins this one


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.19540 del
Benoot is doing Suisse?


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.19541 del
>>19540
Surely you saw him eat pavement yesterday


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.19542 del
Simmons pas normal


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.19543 del
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I hate that cycling became a trend, all my favorite roads are flooded with normies, now that the weather is nice. Can't wait until they flog to the next hype.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.19544 del
>>19543
It's still mostly boomers over here


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.19545 del
>>19542
Nice shot.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.19546 del
>>19543
I live in the middle of the Flemish ardennes and saw maybe 5 riders this morning
really dropped since covid when you had to dodge new freds all day


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.19547 del
To all my paypigs, do you really feel the difference with a carbon wheel?


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.19548 del
>>19544
Your lucky then, I live in a city with a big university and therefore lots of young people and the whole crowd that was big into running clubs the last two years now all finally migrated to cycling. We already had lots more cyclists in the last few years but this summer it exploded. The roads are unironically clogged with group rides on weekends now. Even on my gravel rides into bumfuck nowhere I nowadays meet other riders regularly (less annoying there though).


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.19549 del


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.19550 del
>>19548
Don't tell me they're tri**tles?


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.19551 del
>>19547
Yes but if you ask me it's rarely worth it. The only things really worth upgrading are saddles and tyres. For all else I'd just wait until I buy a new bike.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.19552 del
>>19547
if they are a lot lighter than your previous wheels you actually feel it when riding out of the saddle. If you buy real deep wheels and/or carbon spoked wheels the ride feels harsher thats for sure
you don't "feel" speed increases from aero if thats what you mean, you can see it in ride stats if you have something to benchmark it against


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.19553 del
>>19551
I was going to do marginal upgrades to my 2018 Defy before realizing that was a stupid idea


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.19554 del
Attaque de Simmons


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.19555 del
Simmons strong


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.19556 del
TUDOR PARANORMALE


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.19557 del
>>19547
As a 85kg fat ass, definitely a smoother ride. Just keep the depth like 4cm or less because crosswinds suck with deep wheels and we're not sprinting for a WT win


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.19558 del
RACISM on the march


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.19559 del
It is time for GALL (pas normal)


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.19560 del
Czech domination down in Italy, Widar MIA


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.19561 del
ATTAQUE DE GALL


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.19562 del
elite kwabbed


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.19563 del
>>19562
First time watching?


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.19564 del
Almeida in yellow today


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.19565 del
Gall already dead, nice Landa attack


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.19566 del
>>19562
>He doesn't know that in about ten minutes JOAO will diesel past the shitters


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.19567 del
Ballanfilip bound for BIG things in his De La Tour.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.19568 del
>>19566
I belive in Allah


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.19569 del
>>19567
>exploding in 1, 2, 3, 4...


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.19570 del
We slurping


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.19571 del
>>19567
he would do well in the breakaways but problem is all the punchy stuff is week 1 and 2 where everyone is still eager


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.19572 del
>Half assed attack by Gall
>Flicks the elbow
A cycling classic


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.19573 del
Like 25 guys coming back. Bunch sprint incoming


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.19574 del
What happened to Riccitello


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.19575 del
>>19569
Oh he is for shure, but let him go in a 5 min échappe on one of the half of all stages - which are rolling - and you're not reeling him in.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.19576 del
>>19574
crash and abandon


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.19577 del
>>19574
Crash right at the start


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.19578 del
>>19574
Chute


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.19579 del
Thank god for stage 1. All the excitement in this race came from Almeida starting 3 minutes down.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.19580 del
>>19579
Imo the must fun stage race of the season.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.19581 del
Allah in pain


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.19582 del
Queen still there.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.19583 del
Queen no longer there, for now.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.19584 del
Haha Simmons has to wait for Kämna of all places


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.19585 del
GC Kämna is in this race?


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.19586 del
Looking at carb intake, I think I eat way too few. On the bike is OK but outside it looks like I need way more. How do you guys do it, just random rice bowl or something?


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.19587 del
>>19586
I love to feast on pasta, I actually need to hold myself back


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.19588 del
>>19586
Bread and deep fry any meats you eat. Every meat should be schnitzelated


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.19589 del
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>>19586
I get all my carbs from ice cream during summer.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.19590 del
what if Allaflip does it


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.19591 del
Verstrynge? I was actually considering picking this guy


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.19592 del
>>19590
ZimZam wins today


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.19593 del
Hmmm???


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.19594 del
>>19593
All on purpose for when the evil websites that totally exist copy his data


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.19595 del
>look at the flybys
>One dude did 7hours
>Last two hours at 40 degree
Lmao, now that's what I call being adapted to heat. Dude did push it easy though


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.19596 del
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>>19591
Same. I even considered Kamna. I considered almost all the right guys again. Too bad I picked at least three wrong ones, after adjusting meself into a knots, AGAIN.

But I have found peace now, again, like last year.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.19597 del
Oh, I didn't really seriously consider ONLEY, thought his sprint for 4th-7th will be a big overpay.
Turns out the sprints are for 1st.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.19598 del
SLOW MOTION DIESEL ATTAQUE


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.19599 del
GALL with a can't go no more suicide attack.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.19600 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLÉAIRE DE FELIX GALL


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.19601 del
Gall looks like he is using 140mm cranks


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.19602 del
Kek Gall looks like he's sweating himself to death.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.19603 del
>>19601
imagine him with oval rings


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.19604 del
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ALLEZ GALL


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.19605 del
Onley not beeing a dirty wheelsucker


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.19606 del
Almeida going to smoke these fools


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.19607 del
ALAPHILIPPE LACHEE


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.19608 del
allah with the kristoff special


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.19609 del
Finally, held on for long enough.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.19610 del
alaflop


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.19611 del
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ah cool, just right back in time for the flamme rouge


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.19612 del
DIESEL


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.19613 del
Go on Vauquelin my son


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.19614 del
did get a bidon of a French team that never wins today


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.19615 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLÉAIRE DE VAUQUELIN


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.19616 del
VAUQUELIN OFF


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.19617 del
PHUOOOOOOAWWWW


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.19618 del
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SQUEAK


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.19619 del
j-wow


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.19620 del
elite


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.19621 del
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AAAAAAAHHH


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.19622 del
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What a total heartbreak. UAE merda.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.19623 del
DIESEL POWER


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.19624 del
Great race. Joao has such a unique style I love it


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.19625 del
FUCK UAE


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.19626 del
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Vauquelin can actually still do it


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.19627 del
That's why Brtek was posting burgers from around Prague lately.
Although he may not be going full 140km option but 70 or 100km.


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>>19627
if you don't believe in bertaczek doing the whole 139km then you don't believe in anything


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.19629 del
>>19626
I am afraid not. Almeida will be virtual leader half way up the climb tomorrow


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unknown LAB rat


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.19631 del
>>19627
I'm a bit jealous ngl


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.19632 del
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>>19629
He is a good TT'er. 33 seconds is a lot


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.19633 del
>>19627
his shape is more than good enough for the 140km


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.19634 del
>>19633
For sure, it's not even that hot


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.19635 del
>>19632
if he still had a minute to Almerda I would believe it but I think 33 seconds is too little even if he puts on the best climbing performance of his career


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.19636 del
>>19632
tomorrow has nothing to do with TT ability
it's a full climb, they even removed the little flat compared to last year


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.19637 del
>>19630
Tijmen GRAAT


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.19638 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D1_LVFFsCOE [Embed]
Funny stuff in Occitanie where the leadout block his own teammate but wins


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.19639 del
>>19637
I saw wielerflitsers jerking off because this dude was 18th or something
is the dutch climbing scene that grim


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.19640 del
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>>19635
>>19636
Vauquelin is a good climber. If you don't believe etc etc


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.19641 del
>>19639
Yes it is. Who else but Arensgod is there. It's OVER


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.19642 del
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>>19640
I hope he wins


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Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.19644 del
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>chuting seething manlet
really is the next memco


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Frigo on the attack

Jose Bean muted


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.19646 del
>>19638
>seething at your teamate because he won


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.19647 del
>>19646
29 year old super jobber seething at a young teammate winning too


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.19648 del
>>19632
He lost 2 minutes to Joao on similar ITT last year, but he wasn't in GC contention


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.19649 del
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top 16 GC if PCS is down again


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.19650 del
>>19628
>>19633
Oh he is 100 percent fit enough, but maybe considering his lately spring of FTP he went for a shorter distance to maybe even G3 it instead of comfortably finishing the long one.
But I guess he was talking about it and booking last TdF so it is what he booked a year ago.
Sorry for not paying enough attention to the Brtek thread.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.19651 del
>>19650
even with last year's FTP he should do the 140


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.19652 del
Totallkollaps
Im dead, im gone
Just heard interview with sir Bradley WIGGINS anf he said, dont pick up cycling, its a fucked up sport.
Truer words were never spoken


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.19653 del
berckmoose, nice win


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.19654 del
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>>19652
Bertacek? Bonking?


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.19656 del
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Results. >>19655


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.19657 del
ASO really printing money by doing such tour de france branded everyman races around the world


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.19658 del
>>19652
we believe in you
still do


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.19659 del
>>19652
don't give up now bertacek sama


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.19660 del
>>19652
Go on son


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.19661 del
>>19652
Second wind will come, surely


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.19662 del
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>bertacek right now


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.19663 del
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Tour de Suisse has been one of the great stage races of the year so far, with GC action going down to the WIRE! And to celebrate, we have another interesting bottle to discuss on /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!

Today's wine is from Vetroz, a little town in Valais not far from Sion. To be honest, stage 2 was the closest but it's very difficult to source Swiss wines from anywhere but Vaud and Valais in the United States. This is a Dole, which is a red blend composed of Pinot Noir, Gamay, and a funny little Swiss grape called Diolinoir. It is a cross between Pinot Noir and Rouge de Diolly, an obscure French grape. Developed in the 1970s, it is popular in Switzerland due to its early-ripening properties, adding dark color and structure to Alpine wines.

Cave les Ruinettes Serge Roh Dole de Vetroz 2021 ($30)

Now, being a blend of my two favorite red grapes (Pinot Noir and Gamay), Dole reminds me of Passe-Tout-Grains - a red blend found in Burgundy which I really enjoy for its freshness and lively fruit. If you ever see Passe-Tout-Grains on shelves, try it; it's reasonably priced even from great producers.

This pours a dark red/purple. The depth of color I attribute to the Diolinoir, as Alpine Pinot Noir tend to be quite light in general. The nose has soft earth and forest, iron, not much fruit. There is no detectable oak. The palate is all earth, with light strawberry, and mouth-watering acidity. The finish is short and muted. Really no fruit character, but it also doesn't have the herbal/floral notes I enjoy in Alpine Pinot Noir which tends to be lean.

Really disappointing. It's not unpleasant, but just an uninspired example of Pinot and Gamay. Once again (this is the running theme in Switzerland), this should be a $10-12 bottle, not a $30 bottle. I'll see if this opens up at all with some air. I'm trying to decide which country had a worse showing on /WTW/ -- Australia or Switzerland. Although the worst of the Aussies were the worst wines of the year, I think Australia is saved by that phenomenal By Farr Pinot Noir from the Cadel Evans Race which is one of the top three wines of the year so far.

So, sorry Switzerland. You are at the bottom of the power rankings. Your only hope is a poor showing from Canada or China.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.19664 del
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>>19658
>>19659
>>19660
>>19661
>>19662
I guarantee he packed a bunch of his protein bars with no carbs in them instead of just drinking sugar water.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.19665 del
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I am predicting a rookie mistake of feeling a bit too good, thus going a bit too hard, together with the ofishel race aura baiting you in.
Did that a few times when I r*n mid distances in my highschool, then I switched to diesel and never looked back.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.19666 del
>>19664
he has multiple feed stations


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.19667 del
>>19665
Of course he went too hard on the first climb. Kinda mandatory in these races


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.19668 del
>>19663
as you've seen the prix de combativité handed out French wine. Yes, most wines from Valais are dogshit only kept alive thanks to tax payers money. Maybe some Suisse wine from another region may redeem itself, but that's subject to availability in burgerlands.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.19669 del
>>19664
my bet is the heat got to him and/or he went too deep on some climbs


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.19670 del
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>OTL BERTACEK Bert +6:43:21


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.19671 del
>>19588
You are aware that deep frying food does not add carbs correct? That's purely fats


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.19672 del
>>19518
damn that looks fine as hell


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.19673 del
>>19589
Nor does ice cream have much carbs (relative to total caloric content). I expect better from you all


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.19674 del
>>19671
>BREAD and deep fry
Yes it must be encrusted in flour and breadcrumbs, please read what I wrote


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.19675 del
>>19673
I assume he cakes it in breading first


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.19676 del
>>19586
smashing between 3-5 bottles of choco yfood every day (in between regular meals), else I would lose weight immediately


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.19677 del
>>19674
Breading yes, however the oil is unnecessary. Simply eat rice and honey like a true carb maxxer
>>19675
I certainly hope so


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.19678 del
>>19673
you simply eat ice cream in the kilogram range


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.19679 del
>>19677
how are you going to make a schnitzel without oil

it can't be done


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.19680 del
>>19673
Are you trying to tell me that Spaghetti-Eis doesn't count as pasta?


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.19681 del
>>19676
>soy
Don't do this bert


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.19682 del
>>19667
It is what you do even on a lazy day kek, but that is also why I considered he may be doing a shorter distance.
Not to bring down a fellow bert who makes me look weak but because if he wants to do what he usually does on 40-80km rides but now on a 140km stretch - there will be conversations with God Almighty held, and they will happen very soon.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.19683 del
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Heem sleepy


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.19684 del
>>19681
it does not contain soy, its milk and oats


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.19685 del
Ok, this is it, saddling my trusty MTB and going to find a decent vinho verde so it can still go to the fridge before true evening starts.
This is far too hot.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.19686 del
>>19683
>/cyc/ girlfriend cope simulator


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.19687 del
>>19683
the fuck is this


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.19688 del
>>19682
140km is definitely doable at his fitness, but you need to fuel and you can't do a bunch of threshold or above efforts on climbs or you'll be cooked


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.19689 del
>>19685
I'm going out in the mid-day heat to source some Danish beer


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.19690 del
>>19682
his FTP is very good and he should not struggle with the profile posted
unless he goads himself into some ungodly pace or something but even then he can recover halfway in


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.19691 del
>>19683
the cuck pillow


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.19692 del
>>19684
Ok then. Still 1500kcal like this per day is a lot.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.19693 del
So it happened AGAIN.
We can blame the fraudulence, we can blame fatigue, we can praise the scorching heat, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Wattage, determination, you name it, it all stinks.

I don't even know what happened, compared to last week's race, it was night and day. Even when I was riding to the the start, some 15 km, my HR was already much higher than normal, 140 in Z2, get out of here. I blamed the nervousness after witnessing many a life ending injuries just a week ago, I don't know. The nervousness was around me, only one chill was sir Wiggo shooting up a line behind porta poties,

Then it started, I don't think I even went that hard. I saw some deaths on tram lines (as is tradition) but then came first climb. I rode it as hard as during recon and felt alright but then we entered open fields with no shade and I just exploded. Did all the 2018 parade. 2eme, 3eme, 4eme pelotons, you name it, were sprintings by and couldn't even get onboard. While HR still rocket high for the low watts

I will have to consult with the team and the coaches but the fact is Bert BERTACEK once AGAIN failed to perform on a BIG day.

P.S. I had 0 (nada) protein bars too, only two gels and some proper energy bar before start


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.19694 del
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On a positive note, looking at the Baby Giro results (and suisse too I guess), I am not even the Fraud of the Day


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:28 [Preview] No.19695 del
>>19693
how hot was it?


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.19696 del
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>>19683
coping (CO doping) with impunity


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.19697 del
>>19693
>224w at 150 bpm
You're either sick or dehydrated


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.19698 del
>>19683
They really need to hire me as their PR


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.19699 del
>>19693
Dehydrated, underfueled, overheated

Well you can't bonk if you don't do BIG efforts so I salute you


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.19700 del
>>19586
Lots of jam, bread, juice, white rice, pasta. For example yesterday I did a 5h ride, so I ate:
Breakfast: 150g oats, 100g raspberry jam, 200g white bread
During ride: 400g sugar
Lunch: 300g white rice, 1l chocolate milk, 300g tofu with about 500g vegetables
Then in the evening some veg lentil curry, white rice, lots of cornflakes with milk etc.
Had about 7000kcal all in all, some 1200g of carbs.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.19701 del
>>19700
How do you compute how much carbs you get?


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:39 [Preview] No.19702 del
>>19700
>1l chocolate milk,
this would end me for the rest of the day


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:45 [Preview] No.19703 del
>>19701
Let me be more precise: is it something simple like 200g + how much you spent on the bike converted to carbs?


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:47 [Preview] No.19704 del
>>19701
I just look at the nutritional info. Rice and pasta are about 75g per 100g (dry), the bread I eat is around 50g per 100g, juice is around 120g per litre, chocolate milk 80g per litre, jam around 50g per 100g, a banana has some 20-25g. It's very easy to compute after doing it for so long. Same for total kcal


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.19705 del
>>19703
Ah I misunderstood. I just aim for total calories, for me (big guy) 2800kcal plus bike kJ in kcal is usually around maintenance. So for example yesterday I did 4100kcal in riding so I ate just under 7000kcal. And I try to eat very carb-heavy foods so that carbs make up around 60 percent or more of the total energy.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.19706 del
>>19689
D*nish beers no but an Italian lambrusco yes.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 17:01 [Preview] No.19707 del
>>19695
around 30 on the sun
>>19697
>>19699
possibly dehydrated, i didnt drink much in the morning, such a rookie mistake
i went thru 2l of bidons during the race though


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.19708 del
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Holy fuck, just saw that Widar actually lost more than 26 minutes in today's single stage.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 17:25 [Preview] No.19709 del
>>19708
Ok, just saw that he crashed. F.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.19710 del
>>19515
>“Apparently he is furious,” Dirk De Wolf told Het Nieuwsblad, describing Evenepoel’s mood during altitude training in Tignes. “First of all, he is on his own. It has to improve.”
>De Wolf, a former professional with close ties to the Evenepoel family, has been in contact with Remco’s father since the Dauphiné ended. While he made clear that Evenepoel is “koleirig” (furious) primarily with himself, the frustration also extends to the team setup.
>“The team was not good in the Dauphiné: forty men in front and no one else with him. Remco who has to get refreshments himself. That has to improve in the Tour,” De Wolf said, capturing the isolation the Soudal – Quick-Step leader reportedly felt in the mountains.
kwab


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 17:42 [Preview] No.19711 del
>>19709
>Jarno Widar inconsolable after crash and loss in Giro Next Gen: “He couldn't stop crying”

This guy is crack before he even hits the pro peloton, RIP


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 17:44 [Preview] No.19712 del
>>19711
>According to BiciSport, Widar was inconsolable after the finish. “He couldn’t stop crying. The Lotto training team didn’t know how to behave, what to say or where to look,” writes journalist Davide Bernardini. “There was a disturbing silence. At one point, Widar got up and walked away, almost like a sleepwalker, towards a meadow. He dragged himself along, then dropped to the ground and started crying again.”

This team really is completely clueless huh, jesus christ


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 17:49 [Preview] No.19713 del
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>>19711
>>19712
Jesus Christ what the heck


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 17:49 [Preview] No.19714 del
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>>19586
let me know if you need a recipe for "vegan eggs"


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 17:50 [Preview] No.19715 del


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 17:51 [Preview] No.19716 del
>>19711
>>19712
>Grown ass men don't know how to console a child
hm?


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 17:51 [Preview] No.19717 del
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>>19710
one guy rages the other guy cries


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.19718 del
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>>19714
Yea nah....
I'd rather have eggs from India than whatever man made horror this is.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 17:56 [Preview] No.19719 del
>>19714
I don't do vegan stuff, but thanks


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.19720 del
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>>19719
>>19718
just for the protocol, thats a pic I stole from one of the Finns, I would never


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.19721 del
>>19720
>strawbert


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 18:10 [Preview] No.19722 del
>>19720
wait wasnt the vegan eggs a burgerbert thing?
his wife spent a lot of money on synth vegan food replacements or something. Do I have the lore wrong?


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 18:12 [Preview] No.19723 del
>>19722
I remember this too


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 18:13 [Preview] No.19724 del
>>19707
I do about 1L/hr in summer weather and I'm like 40cm shorter than you. If you started behind on your hydration and it was hot, then that's probably your problem. I also double up my electrolyte tabs


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 18:15 [Preview] No.19725 del
>>19714
hey this is my kitchen table


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.19726 del
Jordi MEEUS in Kobenhavn.
Don't know if I want to adjust for him, will be 22 velokroner.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 18:20 [Preview] No.19727 del
Or, greenways out, maus in.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 18:23 [Preview] No.19728 del
>>19724
I tried whatever was left in the FDJ bidon I caught today. No sugar, only magnesium and electrolytes.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 18:27 [Preview] No.19729 del
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>>19712
>This team really is completely clueless huh, jesus christ
I mean, I wouldn't know what to do if my rider, who is a grown man, was sobbing uncontrollably like a little bitch due to being upset instead of a horrific injury


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 18:28 [Preview] No.19730 del
>>19722
my bad, small bert mixup


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 18:31 [Preview] No.19731 del
>>19729
These guys aren't exactly grown men nowadays, all they do from 10 years old is cycle and go through the circuit.
Widar probably has 0 friends that aren't also cyclists. They know nothing else


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 18:44 [Preview] No.19732 del
Grand Depart Bohemia in 2029/2030 very very likely


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 19:03 [Preview] No.19733 del
>>19710
>The team was not good in the Dauphiné: forty men in front and no one else with him. Remco who has to get refreshments himself. That has to improve in the Tour
He's not wrong. They've had Remco since 2019 and still haven't built a proper team around him for races like that.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 19:05 [Preview] No.19734 del
>28 degree
>80% humidity
Now comes the real challenge berts


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 19:06 [Preview] No.19735 del
>>19710
Has he thought about maybe pedalling harder? Pogi not only got bottles for himself but also for his domestiques. Seems like a Remco problem, no?


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 19:13 [Preview] No.19736 del
>>19734
humidity is so cruel


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.19737 del


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 19:17 [Preview] No.19738 del
>>19737
it's widover


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 19:21 [Preview] No.19739 del
>>19737
Any examples of great GC riders who aren't tough as nails psychologically?


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 19:21 [Preview] No.19740 del
>>19733

The only mountain domestique on Quick-Step worth a damn is Landa and he died in the Giro.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 19:21 [Preview] No.19741 del
>>19739
Vingegaard


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.19742 del
>>19740
Van wilder is good but the dude hates remco apparently


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.19743 del
>>19739
Big Tom


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 19:26 [Preview] No.19744 del
>>19742
>rides himself to death in amstel, fleche and LBL
>all memco does is shit on how the team didn't guide him to precisely the right wheel
who wouldn't


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 19:27 [Preview] No.19745 del
>>19739
The great Roman KREUZIGER Jr.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 19:34 [Preview] No.19746 del
>>19744
Crazy how no ones told remco not to shit on your teammates in public


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 19:36 [Preview] No.19747 del
>>19746
they probably did numerous times


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 20:02 [Preview] No.19748 del
>>19744
gotta be a real nuisance to work for remco instead of pog or vingo


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 20:06 [Preview] No.19749 del
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>>19748
Hey you could be forced to work for Steff Cras!


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 20:09 [Preview] No.19750 del
>>19749
would probably be more enjoyable
he'll thank you for a top 20 place


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 20:19 [Preview] No.19751 del
>>19749
that'll get no results but working for remco means you're either getting 0 recognition for your work or part/all of the blame when shit hits the fan


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.19752 del
>>19732
how come it didn't happen already with the bertaczek money bankrolling Patje and quick-step?


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 20:27 [Preview] No.19753 del
>>19752
And Skoda being one of the primary sponsors too
It's a mystery


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 20:50 [Preview] No.19754 del
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Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 20:52 [Preview] No.19755 del
Pogi on 165mm and Jonas on 160mm cranks. How long until the UCI makes a 170mm cranks rule?


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 20:56 [Preview] No.19756 del
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>>19754
I honestly feel bad for the kids trying to make it in pro sports....


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 21:07 [Preview] No.19757 del
>>19754
>He's taken off his shoes and one of socks. And actually I think he's crying.
>I've never seen anything like this.
>Strange day out here at Windswept Fields.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 21:08 [Preview] No.19758 del
Contemplating watching Kevin breaking the French GC curse tomorrow, but it's going to be too hot and elite is going to win anyway


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 21:11 [Preview] No.19759 del
and who is that tiny quick stepper?


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 21:20 [Preview] No.19760 del
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>>19758
>elite is going to win anyway
It's in your hands.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 21:28 [Preview] No.19761 del
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>/elite/ gonna singlehandedly save the curse in two races in a year


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.19762 del
latest changes for copenhagen sprint. Meeus teleported from Switzerland to Copenhagen and don't sleep on fold lager and bom boi
>>19759
oh the number is attached and it's van wilder


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.19763 del
>>19762
>Wins a sprint against literal whos
>Shows up to perhaps the most prestigious sprinters' classic after a week in the mountains
Dude is going to do nothing


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.19764 del
Noticed today on my mobile that PCS now forced you to look at ads for 5s if you don't pay, instead of being able to close the ad immediately.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.19765 del
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Andorra Morabanc Cyclàssica OFFICIAL /bet/

>Mas Nicolau 1.57
>Skjelmose 5.5
>Pidcvck 10
>Piganzoli 12
>Verona 15
>Rodrgiuez 15
>Crass 19
>Ramiro Sosa 23
>Manuel Diaz 41
>Cepeda 51
>Castellon 51
>Cepeda 67
>Parra 81
>Callejas Santos 81
>Chaves 101
>Guerreiro 101
>Carthy 101
...
>Baldersone 301
>Tercero 401
>Ruiz 501
>Pidcvck 2501


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.19766 del
>>19765
but what about the first edition of a brand new 1.UWT race that is probably called the great sprint classic


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 21:50 [Preview] No.19767 del


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 22:00 [Preview] No.19768 del
>>19767
outdated information not taking the latest development and start list changes into the account.


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.19769 del
>>19765
Curious to see how the Petrolike boys will do


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.19770 del
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>Kooij 2.1
>Greenwegen 6
>Meeus 8
>Pedersen 11
>Waerenskjold 13
>Lung 17
>Moschetti 23
>Dehairs 26
>Fretin 26
>Blikra 34
>Zijlaard 51
>Bauhaus 51
>Demare 67
>Viviani 67
>Asgreen 67
>Grosso 81
>Analnikolikowski 81
>Rajovic 101
>Vacek 101
>Fredheim 101


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 22:48 [Preview] No.19771 del
>>19664
I had forgotten about this video, fuck you


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.19772 del
>>19770
Unironically MWW


Bert 06/21/2025 (Sat) 23:20 [Preview] No.19773 del
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>Jordi Maus without Van Poppel


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.19774 del
>>19770
all in on vlahovic


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.19775 del
Lovely


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.19776 del
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>>19775
a worldwide phenomena it seems


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.19777 del
>>19776
Thankfully no ride today but the strength exercises are painful


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.19778 del
That lambrusco was really nice.
I have noticed at the end I have bought one with the blue DOP sticker, maybe that's why.
Wonder if you could get something similar but without alcohol.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.19779 del
>>19775
>wake up, bedroom is 30 degrees
>open the window
>it feels just as warm outside
it's over for me, the heat has entered and will not leave


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 06:03 [Preview] No.19780 del
>>19779
At least it won't last forever. I'm taking 3 months vacations next year


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.19781 del
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>singapore national championships
>not even half of the top 10 are singaporean


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.19782 del
Was gonna do some easy riding along the water but for some reason some polderbully latched on my wheel in the headwind and we took turns, now I ended up doing 45 minutes of threshold
Time for ice crême


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.19783 del
Andorra Classica got Jonas'd


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.19784 del
>“After months of speculation and transfer rumours, we can confirm that Sam Welsford will sign with INEOS Grenadiers in 2026,” Benson wrote.

I have no mouth and I must sign frauds


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.19785 del
>>19784
they finally figured out they should sign a sprinter and then they signed ewan and mr january in succession kek.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.19786 del
>>19785
not much one the market right now and they don't have a proper leadout for the "decent" ones like groenewegen


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No.19787 del
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>>19782
based, the good old >I'm gonna chill today into >my competitive urge compels me to fight to the death
27 eggs here before it gets real hot (now)


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.19788 del
I think some of our fellow berts are cheating with the eggs


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.19789 del
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>>19788
egg cheating? in my house?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.19790 del
>>19788
not my problem that you have your settings on ostrich sized eggs


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.19791 del
>>19788
please introduce an egg/kilo measurement


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.19795 del
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>>19788
are you implying that this is an inconceivable amount of eggs for (You)


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.19797 del
vauqelin in roughly four and a half hours


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.19798 del
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Picks. >>19792


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.19799 del
>>19754
this goes straight into the 2025 collage folder


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.19800 del
>2 PASCAL ACKERMANN
ACK (not me though)


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.19801 del
>>19797
honestly this stage is proper goomble fuel, bookies have elite as the clear favorite but its not like vauquelins odds are shit and its not impossible that he manages to hold a few seconds


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.19802 del
Christopher Froome LITERALLY beat a Monument winner in a climbing TT today (Bettiol). Are these insignificant results?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.19803 del
finale of the Saarland Trofeo. the true race for finding the next gen talents and not the baby giro.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hNBQsB2EU8c [Embed]


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.19804 del
>>19802
My boy bettiol was too good for post covid cycling.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.19805 del
>>19802
why is bettiol so SHIT this season


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.19806 del
Ein OSTERREICHER wins in SAARLAND


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.19807 del
>here is your """expert""" bro
This fucking retard put Vauquelin in the same category as Lecerf and Langellotti


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.19808 del
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My boy Joonas POORAID humbled


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.19809 del
>>19807
Riccitello may not do very well today either.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.19810 del
and Depluski, why did I fall for this meme.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.19811 del
All you complaining about the heat. It has rained here for almost 9 (NINE) FUCKING months now


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.19812 del
>>19807
he didnt copy the bookies huh


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.19813 del
>>19812
Yes he did. Vauquelin had bad odds, I even mentioned this beforehand


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.19814 del
>>19803
Valentin HOFER wins


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.19815 del
>>19813
alright fair I just saw that his odds are good right now
I said nothing


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.19816 del
>>19811
Honestly this year has been ass. Rained all winter/spring and then directly to mega heatwave.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.19817 del
SWEENY on ebike?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.19818 del
INHUMANAS in Italy


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.19820 del
Aaaaand Italian RAI shat the bed again


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.19821 del
>Cup de la cursa
Why does every rinky dink province in Europe need to have some language that only six old people speak


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.19822 del
new bibs needed


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.19823 del
Sunday group ride in Andorra


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.19824 del
>>19822
Nice save


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.19825 del
>>19823
Lidl neutralizing the descent


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.19826 del
Holy FUCKING shit how long is this race


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.19827 del
INHUMANAS #2


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.19828 del


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.19829 del
https://www.procyclingstats.com/national-race/games-of-the-small-states-of-europe/2025/result

Oh man I missed this, finally another edition of this race. Having Luxembourg is not really fair though, they are a BIG cyclisme nation


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.19830 del
Literal goat path down in Italija.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.19831 del
>Belgium Tour
>Renewi Tour
how many tours do you need Belgium? just have one but make it 7 stages.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.19832 del
Complete heatlett death in MTB. Lots of DNF and some czech had to be evacuated. Koretzky surprinsigly not present


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.19833 del
>>19829
Not really fair if you can just import a doped Colombian, you mean. Fuck Monaco. And I remember posting about this before.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.19834 del
pretty nice that France.tv not just had CIC tour but also Andorra classics on youtube. you don't have to watch on tiz unless you don't like the squeaker language.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jisUySIZrWI [Embed]


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.19835 del
>>19832
>some czech had to be evacuated
hey i know this episode


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.19836 del
>>19829
Apparently there are poeple smart enough to train in iceland. Now that's some proper hardman


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.19837 del
ynr skelly


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.19838 del
>>19836
Unsuprinsingly he's a r*pe expert


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.19839 del
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Penultimate rampa inhumana in Baby Giro


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.19840 del
Tampa reasonably humana in Andorra


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.19841 del
what's an dorra?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.19842 del
>>19836
>Bertacek looking confused and squeaking


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.19843 del
>>19841
another evil dopeur lair


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.19844 del
Proper wheelsucker my boy Omrzel.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.19845 del
absolutely brutal slopes holy shit
vueltaesque


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.19846 del
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Btw isn't Iceland usually fine. I have always heard that Iceland is green and Greenland is ice


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.19847 del
>>19846
With all your travels, you have never been there?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.19848 del
Pidcock in part posterior of the peloto


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.19849 del
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>>19836
idk looks pretty bad to me


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.19850 del
Sudakaesque tv coverage


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.19851 del
>>19847
No. The countries in Europe I have not yet visited are: ICELAND, NORWAY, IRELAND, PORTUGAL, GREECE, MALTA


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.19852 del
NOVAK LACHEE
TUCKWELL LACHEE


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.19853 del
>>19846
Fine I don't know. It's not too cold but rains all the time


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.19854 del
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Oh and CYPRUS, if you count that as Europe. But it is closer to Asia and I think it is even on the African plate or something


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.19855 del
>>19851
>Portugal
Oh wait you're Dutch. Flags here confuse me


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.19856 del
arkea redemption ark


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.19857 del
G1 slurpage in Andorra


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.19858 del
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>Cap de la cursa


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.19859 del
>cap de la cursa


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.19860 del
Skjelmose fraudulent


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.19861 del
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>>19855
Well yes. Did you think at first there were really suddenly a lot of posters from Malawi


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.19862 del
MAS NICOLAU goes solo
RODRIGUEZ and BARWICK on his wheel
The danish dopeur LACHEE


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.19863 del


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.19864 del
>>19851
Go to norway bert it's nice. The nok is down too so not as expensive as it used to be


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.19865 del
>>19862
It's not really solo if you have people on your wheel, no?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.19866 del


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.19867 del
Who the FUCK is Christian BERWICK anyway


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.19868 del
it's just catalan


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.19869 del
>>19851
haha! I have been to Ireland and Greece — they are GREAT


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.19870 del
also no cap fr fr


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.19871 del
>>19864
Yes definitely but I recently spent my vacation days suffering in Italy so it will have to wait a bit


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.19872 del
I would really like to do a big climb on a hot day in the rain


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.19873 del
>>19867
Oh Sebastian Berwick. The other guy is Cristian Rodriguez. Well WHATEVER


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.19874 del
NOVAK has zero (zero) reason to work, what a knucklehead


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.19875 del
>>19871
May is the best season usually


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.19876 del
Mas will choke


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.19877 del
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>>19875
I always like May for vacation. Or else September/October. So maybe next year


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.19878 del
Here is your next brit grand yout winner berts


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.19879 del
Berwick riding like a chubby Anglo Alaphilippe


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.19880 del
>>19876
After that "duel" with Lenny I am 100% sure Mas will never win anything again


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.19881 del
With the slurping, PIDCVCK might as well get back


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.19882 del
>>19880
>He forgot about September Mas


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.19883 del
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The next BIG slovenian dopeur wins the BABY Giro


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.19884 del
DEUS VULT


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.19885 del
Yeah sure, Formolo. Why do we have a woman commentator again


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.19886 del
Another BIG sprint win for Skelly


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.19887 del
skelly praying at the finish line lol


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.19888 del
Dopage wins again


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.19889 del
waar is widar?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.19890 del
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>MAS NICOLAU


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.19891 del
>>19887
Praying that he passes the doping control haha


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.19892 del
>>19889
At home, crying


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.19893 del
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Replaced my shifter cable, it was surprisingly swift, almost pleasant.
Only one kurwa was launched, and it was more of an 'ah kurwa' than 'KURRRWA'.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.19894 del
>>19893
Pretty easy if you don't have integrated handlebars

How is the indexing going


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.19895 del
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Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.19896 del
>>19895
Not an insignificant result from future GT winner Thomas PIDCOCK


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.19897 del
>>19895
>And CEPEDA also up there in the top ten
FUCK, I wanted to say CAICEDO is the best CEPEDA today but the fraud commentator already made the joke for me


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.19898 del
>>19895
Berwick is man of the cursa for me, dude was hanging on by his fingernails for entire climb


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.19899 del
You know, Robert Millar is not a half bad commentator when he has a reasonable partner


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.19900 del
>>19899

>sniff sniff snif


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.19901 del
Did they take a break in suisse waiting ofr the broadcast?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.19902 del
AJ AUGUST might finally get the chance to showcast his mythical 8 W/Kg


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.19903 del
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>>19893
quick job innit


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.19904 del
MWW


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.19905 del
>Eating the ion drink powder directly
wtf


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.19906 del
who can train MAS how to actually attack and win?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.19907 del
>>19905
Take notes


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.19908 del
you low country types have outdone yourselves with these names


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.19909 del
Benjamín NOVAL is the NEXT big spanish dopeur


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.19910 del
did they take a break in Suisse?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.19911 del
Czech TV squeaking about the 6.8 kg bike limit being too high


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.19912 del
>>19910
need to let all the riders go down again


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.19913 del
>>19911
I've seen people suggest to either lower it or increase it so bike optimization progresses


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.19914 del
>>19912
ah cheers


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.19915 del
>>19913
I think more bike companies should have non UCI compliant stuff like Aethos. Just lightweight, comfortable bikes for amateurs. There's no reason stuff like Giant Defy should be UCI compliant


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.19916 del
>>19912
They should do that while there are still guys going up, would be a lot more exciting


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.19917 del
>>19915
also true
but pros riding the bike seems like a must have for so many big brand customers so brands cling to making almost only pro equipment


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.19918 del
>>19911
Czechia must have many talented manlets, skellies and w*men


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.19919 del
When do the final 5 start?
Not watching this slurp.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.19920 del
>>19915
There is no reason for it to be 5kg either. The aethos is a marketing disaster btw, you don't pay 13k if you only care about confort


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.19921 del
This is just the worst summer for riding I can remember.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.19922 del
yeah, the Aethos is the kind of bike I might buy but there's no way I'm spending that much


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.19923 del
>>19919
16:25+


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.19924 del
>>19921
last year there was rain here from like march till the end of july
probably the most depressing cycling time in my life
stay strong brother


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.19925 del
>>19921
yes well, but what's that in European temperatures?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.19926 del
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>I suffer in Switzerland


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.19927 del
>>19920
>>19922
Agree, idea is great (lightweight, fast bike made for climbing and easy maintenance) but price point is terrible.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.19928 del
>>19923
Děkuji.
Just enough time for a dip in the river.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.19929 del
>>19922
I like the look, but it's like 2k€ too expensive


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.19930 del
>>19894
I will do it properly once I go out with the bike, always had issues with a big difference in indexing when the bike is static and when force is applied.
Although it was all on some shit groupsets, not Ultegra.
>>19903
Almost makes me want to do more. Fortunately I am old enough to know to get the bike to the shop instead of messing meself with things that will need multipoint, parallel adjustments.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.19931 del
>>19925
It's hot


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.19932 del
>>19927
It's a strange thing because none of the thing that makes the bike appealing (double triangle, standard things everywhere, semi integrated) talk to people that spend that much on a spez bike


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.19933 del
>>19927
bike24 sells the spesh aethos and crux in the comp version in autumn for around 2200€ in Europe on sale, but I guess you can spend a similar amount to upgrade the components.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.19934 del
>>19929
Oh no, just a simple two triangle frame, what are they doing these backwards cavemen.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.19935 del
>>19930
Only think I don't do myself is hydraulics and wheel truing, everything else is easy.

If you have carbon, you do need to be autistic about torque


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.19936 del
>>19931
these are the real temperatures or "feels" temperatures that burgers love to use to overinflate the effect of windchill and humidity?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.19937 del
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>>19931
>we are not so different, you and I


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.19938 del
>>19936
Real temps


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.19940 del
Vlasov with the hairy chest


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.19941 del
time to tune into the copenhagen sprint for chutes


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.19942 del
>waerenskjold isn't the sprinter for uno x
wtf this dude is going to the tour, why not


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.19943 del
Danebert spotted. he clearly looks so glad that he stopped watching this sport.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.19944 del
>>19942
Fredheim is faster


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.19945 del
CHUTE


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.19946 del
CHUTE


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.19947 del
>>19941
Just in time!


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.19948 del
>>19944
blikra is the last man


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.19949 del
hahaha what a big gay bunch


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.19950 del
what an ugly course lol and then they whine about steer width while making this chute criterium


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.19951 del
it's kooijver


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.19952 del
ofcourse olav goy chuted, as always


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.19953 del
KOOIJ out.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.19954 del
CWW


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.19955 del
FUCK


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.19956 del
Total velogoombler death


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.19957 del
you guys have someone in the break, right?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.19958 del
>>19957
My only hope is assist points on Mads if Hoole wins


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.19959 del
they're not catching them


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.19960 del
>>19957
everybody has the same runners


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.19961 del
>sprint race won by the break
haha lol


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.19962 del
>Copenhagen Sprint
>There's no sprint
Most Danish race


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.19963 del
I hope beullens wins


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.19964 del
>>19957
Only you and Pinot Forever.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.19965 del
That's not 15 seconds, they won't make it


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.19966 del
Of course the last adjustment from greenways to maus went great.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.19967 del
>>19965
it's about 13-14, I just timed at a traffic sign


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.19968 del
>>19967
now it's over because hoole gave up


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.19969 del
Firing squad for the breakaway beckons


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.19970 del
why is this immediately a world tour race anyway? lots of cash?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.19971 del
Hey, maus is there.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.19972 del
>MEEUS
FUCK


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.19973 del
What the FUCK


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.19974 del
maus pickers rejoicing lol


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.19975 del
heheh


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.19976 del
>>19763
>Dude is going to do nothing
humbled


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.19977 del
>>19763
APOLOGIZE


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.19978 del
what a disaster for velogoomblers


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.19979 del
>MEEUS, Renard, Jenniere
What the fuck
Delete this race


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.19980 del
>renard again
what the actual fuck, atleast I didn't pick neither fretin or the pole


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.19981 del
Thank autismbert for the reverse psyop


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.19982 del
>renard
AAAAAAH, FUCK YOU COFIDIS.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.19983 del


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.19984 del
HUGE points Cofidisbros!


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.19985 del
Akshually I have factchecked his psyop despite already reverse psyoping meself with his psyop by default.
FAKE NEWS.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.19986 del
e toro


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.19987 del
groenewegen is absolutely washed as a sprinter my god


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.19988 del
5-7-8-10
could be worse


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.19989 del
Well time to rape on a weekend summer day because IT NEVER STOPS RAINING AHHHHHHHHHH


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.19990 del
Gross Sharts going for a cheeky podium


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.19991 del
why the fuck is renard so fast?
he hit the front so early too


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.19992 del
For our German speaking berts, is it pronounced Gross-hartner or Gross-shartner?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.19993 del
Danes psyoping us with a fake top 10 result from 2025


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.19994 del
in other news. how is sweeny still first????


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.19995 del
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???


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.19996 del
>>19992
The later


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.19997 del
ahah fuck me, I deadjusted for MEEUS
Probably that lambrusco yesterday did it.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.19998 del
>>19992
the later
gross shartner


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.19999 del
>>19995
the secretest of picks


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.20000 del
>>19997
I was wondering why you were rooting for him, thought it was some psyop


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.20001 del
>>19929
and that's with Rival!


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.20002 del
>>19992
Austrians pronounce the vowels and the G at the start a bit funny


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.20003 del
>>20000
czeched


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.20005 del
>>20000
One good last adjustment this year that wouldn't fuck me over and I undid it, like pottery.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.20006 del
kevin and elite starting soon


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.20009 del
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Results. >>20004


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.20010 del
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let's go


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.20011 del
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Suisse GC leak:
1. Alaphilippe
2. Onley
3. Elite


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.20012 del
>>20007
disaster


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.20013 del
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nice ITT bike


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.20014 del
>>20013
horrible monstrosity of a bike


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.20015 del
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nice ITT shoes


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.20016 del
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please let almeida take a wrong turn directly into a ravine


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.20017 del
>>20015
they don't even wear glasses
such weightweenies


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.20018 del
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so we're witnessing the first French GC victory in ages or not


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.20019 del
Frenchbros, do we believe?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.20020 del
damn sweeny ate them eggs this morning wtf


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.20021 del
>>20017
lennergy did the ITT with a one-by to save weight


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.20022 del
Good ending: Total squeaker victory
Neutral ending: Anyone but UAE
Bad ending: UAE wins


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.20023 del
surely no one will fall for the negative split pacing plan


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.20024 del
gall wins suisse?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.20025 del
how much time will Jõãõ take on Sweeney?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.20026 del
Gall strong, Lennergy kwabbed


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.20027 del
>>20023
Watch 4cuck get crazy


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.20028 del
Who the FUCK is PICKERING Finlay


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.20029 del
Canal bros...


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.20030 del
>>20028
next British GT winner


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.20031 del
>>20028
his dad is ronnie pickering


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.20032 del
>>20028
Please pay attention to the sport, he famously humiliated Lenny VAN EETVELT at the belles filles


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.20033 del
hey Neilson


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.20034 del
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Simmons in the normal Lidl jersey today as he's not the burger ITT NC


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.20035 del
BILLY BARTA


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.20036 del
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alain philippe backwards pedaling


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.20037 del
It's over Allah bros...


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.20038 del
Allah exploded


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.20039 del
juju bros...


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.20040 del
kwab


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.20041 del
>no french on the podium in the end


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.20042 del
that black jersey looks sweaty


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.20043 del
>ron pimmelhaar


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.20044 del
>>20042
baffling decision by Tudor, too


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.20045 del
VAUQUELIN no chance.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.20046 del
My boy Matty Rickytello would've won this


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.20047 del
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11 seconds left


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.20048 del
It's over.....


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.20049 del
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Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.20050 del
kevin already looks dead as fuck


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.20051 del
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Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.20052 del
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Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.20053 del
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Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.20054 del
I'm inhaling pure distilled hopium and still believe in Vauquelin, surely elite will crack any minute now


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.20055 del
>>20054
Diesel doesn't crack, he just sets a tempo and holds it forever. It's either fast enough to win or it's not.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.20056 del
ouch


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.20057 del
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c'est fini


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.20058 del
GALL has a very awkward looking pedaling style


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.20059 del
that hairy weeny time really is something


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.20060 del
Is sweeny a distancelet? Dude got some pretty nice w/kg for such a big guy


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.20061 del
>>20055
This time will be different, trust the plan


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.20062 del
Alah bros...


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.20063 del
>allah
grim


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.20064 del
>>20058
Dawgesque


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.20065 del
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Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.20066 del
>>20058
He always looks like he switched to someone else's bike


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.20067 del
allah bros the humiliation


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.20068 del
The absolute state of French time trialing


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Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.20070 del
If I were Macron, I would dedicate 5% of national GDP to time trialing


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.20071 del
>>20066
haha yeah


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.20072 del
remco would have won today


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.20073 del
Look how ruddy he is. Imagine the hematocrit


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.20074 del
I will email WADA about a UAE bus raid again today.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.20075 del
most pressed I've seen almeida


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.20076 del
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lennergy getting anschlussed


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.20077 del
gall pas normal


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.20078 del
>>20074
uphill TT is Almeida's bread and butter


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.20079 del
GALL ABNORMALE


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.20080 del
GALL PAS NORMAL

>>20076
wouldn't this be a reverse Anschluss


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.20081 del
gall on the podium for sure.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.20082 del
what the FUCK


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.20083 del
>the youngster kamna
carlton please


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.20084 del
funny reaction from Sweeney


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.20085 del


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.20086 del
I see that Decathlon has saved up its stash for the summer. Expecting dopage moments in the Tour.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.20087 del
>>20083
28 is still young
r-right


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.20088 del
enorme gall


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.20089 del
>>20085
This guy is 27.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.20090 del
Good effort from Onley


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.20091 del
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not bad, only gall was quicker


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.20092 del
can Vauquelin stay on the podium even?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.20093 del
vauquelin looks so slow compared to joao


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.20094 del
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praying for Kevin. Praying for France.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.20095 del
bring back spectators with guns so we can et some fucking French GC wins


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.20096 del
>joaowinslol


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.20097 del


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.20098 del
PAS
NORMAL


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Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.20100 del
yes hello, uci?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.20101 del
well at least that was an all out effort kek


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.20102 del
>>20099
he's just like me after one of my stupid zwift races


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.20103 del
HEAVY BREATHING


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.20104 del
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>cilleggiona sulla torta


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.20105 del
raw grunts live on camera


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.20106 del
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KEv looks like he's pedaling thru pudding


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.20107 del
>Voklan still 1 km away


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.20108 del
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Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.20109 del
poor allah just can't with big mountains


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.20110 del
>>20108
you gotta delay posting another 20 seconds


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.20111 del
why do good things never happen?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.20112 del
lol allah still riding


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.20113 del
yes well believing in an Arkea shitter
idk


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.20114 del
>>20113
lol I kept thinking he was Cofidis, the lower French teams blend together


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.20115 del
>>20113
yes well visma will save him, trust the plan


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.20116 del
>>20113
He's going to win something at Visma. With some actual nutrition and tactics, he will break the curse.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.20117 del
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>18 long years


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.20118 del
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in the end it doesn't even matter


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.20119 del
Haller, Van den Bossche and Bjerg OTL lmao


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.20120 del
geez, vauquelin looks on the verge of collapsing


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.20121 del
He's looking out at the world through a tramadol haze


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.20122 del
>>20119
shouldn't be able to OTL on the last stage, not even memeing


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.20123 del
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Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.20124 del
a little excitement joao..


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.20125 del
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dude holding the flag upside down


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.20126 del
You now remember Arnaud DE LIE


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.20127 del
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top 10


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.20128 del
>>20126
literally who?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.20129 del
>>20127
1,2,4,9


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.20130 del
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GC


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.20131 del
don't think it's ever happening for Grégoire


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.20132 del
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French press destroying their squeakers


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.20133 del


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.20134 del
>>20130
is Visma even in this race?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.20135 del
>>20131
Bike racing really is a cruel sport


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.20136 del
>>20134
I think the only time I even saw them in coverage all week was Benoot sitting down during the sprint finish


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.20137 del
>power meter not calibrated


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.20138 del
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Excellent, good research for the Gree-Tour of Guangxi


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.20139 del
Nice, [redacted] got humbled in Belgium


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.20140 del
>>20134
aint ever seen them but supposedly bart lemmon got 20th on gc


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.20141 del
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how come we never see Nipponese riders


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.20142 del
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participation award handed out first for finishing 43rd in the GC


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.20143 del
so far, UAE has won 12/24 WT races


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.20146 del
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Results. >>20144 >>20145


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.20147 del
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today I will remind Belgians of this 3 times RVV winner


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.20148 del
>>20147
Please stop posting e-bikers


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.20149 del
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Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.20150 del
>>20146
What a disaster. Not a single good pick besides Almeida. I guess Castrillo also wasn't awful.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.20151 del
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joao won 3 WT GC this year


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.20152 del
>>20146
Boy all my value picks aside from Pickering totally flubbed


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.20153 del
I am so hungover, I am not wearing my HR strap for this rape session


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.20154 del
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Pogiesque


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.20155 del
>>20154
elite is popping off


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.20156 del
>>20154
he's the rider with the most podiums this season, though he has almost double the race days of pogi


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.20157 del
>>20134
tijmen graat's 24th place not good enough for you? promising youngster


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.20158 del
next velogoomble is the tour


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.20159 del
So I have been working my ASS off for a week in Suisse to win some points on Patje's Angelsbert. And then lose them all again in that FUCKING Copenhagen race. FUCK D*NMARK


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.20160 del
>>20159
How did a completely pancake flat race produce such a shit sprint


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.20161 del
>>20159
Should have picked MEUS


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 16:10 [Preview] No.20162 del
>Falling for the "investing" meme


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.20163 del
What are the w/kg autists saying about elite?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.20164 del
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>>20159
you're lucky riggitello crashed hehe


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.20165 del
>>20163
6.79 W/kg for 26:37


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.20166 del
>>20162
Hmm image didn't attach


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.20167 del
>>20165
would've put 8 minutes into 2nd on every major climb in the tour a decade ago


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.20168 del
>>20167
A decade ago is basically the stone age, Bert. Teams are working with food coaches and apps now


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.20169 del
>>20168
kiwis for everyone
whenever they want


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.20170 del
>>20168
Imagine Pantani with some sugar in his bloodstream


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.20171 del
>>20168
remember that guys like gilbert did 5 hour training rides without eating at all and they thought it was good when you almost passed out at the end


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 16:35 [Preview] No.20172 del
>Ynr Isaac "GC Leader" Del Toro and Juan "Bee Yourself" Ayuso
Most dysfunctional GT squad of recent memory? Even worse than 2023 Vuelta?


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.20173 del
>>20172
There have been some funny Ineos duos, tridents and, if my memory doesn't fail me, even a quartet somewhere.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.20174 del
Almost at 1000 berts, don't refresh to death


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.20175 del
>>20171
that was based they really thought you should just accumulate as much fatigue as possible
not eating, riding semi hard all the time. Must've been terrible


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.20176 del
>>20175
>>20171
Wonder if some pros were actually cheating without telling their coach and fly without apparent reasons


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 16:53 [Preview] No.20177 del
>>20176
Yes well...


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Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.20179 del
>>20173
>Quartet
Now THIS I need to see


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.20180 del
sure as hell ain't skipping no meals


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.20181 del
>>20146
can we get a championship update before the Tour


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Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.20183 del
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Ynr Christopher LAPORTE


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.20184 del
>>20183
this guy died so vingegaard can come 2nd in the tour


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.20185 del
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Many such cases on visma....


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.20186 del
>>20185
Not that I think he was gonna be some top GC rider or anything but how do you fuck up a case of shit bike position so badly as a team. Last I heard was they changed his saddle position and it was better now, after 1 year of being dogshit they changed his saddle position.
Well this is the team that broke some girl's back by doing some weird squat variant after all


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.20187 del
>>20185
Indeed


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.20188 del
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>>20185
hopefully my boy Matty (you know, George's son) will be given a chance to captain a GT before his heart explodes


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 17:11 [Preview] No.20189 del
>>20188
Send him to the Giro next year.
Unless UAE sends Almeida it should be an easy win.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.20192 del
New GC abailabul, I will link to it in new thread.


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Usually at least one or two failed rather quickly, but they've still flirted with the idea way too many times.


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.20194 del
Last post


Bert 06/22/2025 (Sun) 18:20 [Preview] No.20215 del
NEW THREAD:
>>20195
>>20195
>>20195



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