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/cyc/ - general Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No. 18163
retirement edition

> Current and upcoming races

15.06 - 22.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT
18.06 - 21.06 La Route d'Occitanie - CIC 2.1
18.06 - 22.06 Baloise Belgium Tour 2.Pro
21.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.WWT
22.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.UWT
22.06 Andorra MoraBanc Clàssica 1.1
24.06 Giro dell'Appennino 1.1
03.07 - 06.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
06.07 - 13.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
06.07 - 13.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
06.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
09.07 - 13.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
16.07 - 20.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
19.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1 WE
20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1

> Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:

https://pastebin.com/kCgLX5Pn (embed)

> Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:

https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

> Races info:

https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

> Free streams:

https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

> Velodrama league code:

51196855

Previous thread:
>>17111


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.18164 del
>Andorra Morabanc Clàssica


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.18165 del
yeah I slept on the 1000 posts thing again


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 15:57 [Preview] No.18166 del
finally, I've been waiting to post this pic of Remco's stat-padding results because I was baffled that he's somehow 45th all-time


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.18167 del
>>18163
I'm gonna cry


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.18168 del
fortunato somehow ended up 11 minutes behind but ballerini teleported to the front group?


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.18169 del
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Results. >>18160 >>18161


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.18170 del
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Results. >>18162


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.18171 del
Hey it only took me 10 minutes this time to realize there's a new thread


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.18172 del
look at top 10 of Finnish NC. most names are Swedish or Russian. every time lol.


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.18173 del
>>18170
>7 people picked Benoit O'CONNOR
>4 people picked Leonard KAMNA


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.18174 del
>>18172
where did ourboy end up


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.18175 del
UAE showing decency or are their team starting to crack besides pogi?


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.18176 del
>>18172
Some forty year old gramps won.
(I am saying that because I can do it only a year more without being self-deprecating haha)


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.18177 del
De Lie only +16 minutes. Probably nice usage of the team car


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.18178 del
giro next gen really is a stacked startlist. probably will be higher quality then l'avenir this year


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.18179 del
How hard will Mads rape the competition at the prestigious Copenhagen Sprint?


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.18180 del
>>18179
any good sprinter going to this useless race?


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.18181 del
>>18179
José Been seems to have lost some weight


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.18182 del
>>18178
last chance for a lot of these guys before the rules change


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.18183 del
>'I shouldn't look at them, but at where I was last year' – Remco Evenepoel focuses on his own progress at Critérium du Dauphiné
did we already discuss this latest remcope?


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.18184 del
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>>18183
He should just admit defeat and focus on ITTs and stage hunting.


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.18185 del
>Pogacar's 100th win will be on Hautacam


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.18186 del
>>18184
that's not what the sponsors pay him for


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:36 [Preview] No.18187 del
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>I'm dead, I'm gone


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:37 [Preview] No.18188 del
>>18187
This is how the average Swiss looks at German expats.

t. worked in Bern for a few years


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.18189 del
Well I DNF'd the Finnish NC. Did the first 130km ok, but on the first small lap I crashed on a tight gravel turn. Fortunately bike is fine, I have some wounds and bruises. Shame I couldn't finished, I think I could have hanged on for a few more laps.
Fun experience, will have to race more to get better. A break formed and ended up winning, two 40y guys finished 1-2. I did bottle duty for our captain Axel Källberg who ended up winning the U23 classification. We also tried to reel the break back but it wasn't happening with our three cat2 guys.


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.18190 del
looks like vinestering is back on the menu berts


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:40 [Preview] No.18191 del
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>>18189
well ridden regardless, time for rest and eggs


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.18192 del
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>>18189
a GREAT job regardless, Bert


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.18193 del
>>18189
very nice


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.18194 del
>>18189
tuned in to the stream too late to catch the action, but chapeau for the effort!


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.18195 del
>>18190
28 degree and 70% humidity in my place, would be a fucking sauna


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.18196 del
>>18185
there are ~5 stages he could win before that


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.18197 del
>>18195
does wonders for heat adaptation


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.18198 del
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CARAPAZ Richie takes the yellow jersey here


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.18199 del
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>>18189
A trve bvlgarian bvll.


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.18201 del
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Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.18202 del
>>18197
I think I'm adapted fine bert


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:51 [Preview] No.18203 del
>>18189
>I did bottle duty for our captain
oh, so that was actually you.


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.18204 del
>>18189
What about the junior who won by 24 minutes, is this the new Merckx?


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.18205 del
>>18188
>lueg Heiri, en tüütsche.


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.18206 del


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.18207 del
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>>18189
>mfw gravel
big ouch but you'll bounce back stronger


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.18208 del
>>18166
The Mickey Mouse king


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.18209 del
>>18201
tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down ...


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.18210 del
look at him go


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.18211 del
>>18210
BIG bidons
They way it should be


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.18212 del
>>18210
could be a good banner for the site


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.18213 del
>>18210
Haha yeah that's me


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.18215 del
>>18204
Yeah he's Miko Pirinen, he's our next next Merckx. Borremans is the next one, then Pirinen, then Elias Eskelinen and then Eino Mutanen


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.18216 del
>>18215
>Eine Mutanten
dios mio


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.18217 del
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>>18216
Only the dead can know peace from this evil


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.18218 del
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Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.18219 del
>>18201
What are the stars next to names ?


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.18220 del
>>18219
donations ranking


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.18221 del
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>ok primoz, we need a soft landing, no unnecessary risks


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.18223 del
>>18213
how do you like your new bike?


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.18225 del
>>18210
looking aero Bërtt
sorry about you are chute


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.18226 del
>It's exactly that behavior on the finish line that makes me not like Pogi. Jolly interviews, always joking around in front of the camera. But this kind of disdain for your competitors I find particularly telling.

squeak


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.18227 del
>>18219
Overall /cyc/ Championship GC finish.
Colors according to classic podium medals.


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.18228 del
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surely they won't make this bull suffer in the tour


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.18229 del
didn't notice that cosnefroy DNF as well


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.18230 del
>>18226
I think he wanted to gift the green to grug


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.18231 del
Damn swifts racing and screaming. It will last another hour, same shit in the morning.
Good thing they eat ze bugs.


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.18232 del
>>18228
Aren't they looking for a sponsor? Dude is single-handedly killing the team


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.18233 del
>>18232
Rumor is arkea will jump in


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 18:04 [Preview] No.18234 del
>>18233
I have a hard time believing that


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 18:05 [Preview] No.18235 del
>>18230
I think so, too


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 18:06 [Preview] No.18236 del
>>18226
how can you NOT feel disdain for your opponents when its been nothing but LAB for 4 stinking years


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 18:08 [Preview] No.18237 del
>>18236
Alos this year they've been throwing jabs all winter


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 18:09 [Preview] No.18238 del
>>18226
who was this?


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.18239 del
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Found a nice hack for living the life if I have to sit in front of the laptop and it isn't full blown sun in the face:
Open wide my large window, put the laptop on my wide parapet, slide a chair in, work and /cyc/ comfy, have connection to outside.
Vis-a-vis neighbor's German shepherd is checking me out constantly, birbs are getting interested in the wild cherries I am eating.
This is great.


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.18240 del
>>18239
>look at my window
>concrete wall
jelly


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.18241 del
>>18239
/cyc/ office should sponsor you a balcony tbh, imagine the possibilities


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.18242 del
making minestrone soup


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 18:50 [Preview] No.18243 del
>>18240
>burgers have rooms without windows that are not a pantry/wardrobe
Even my bathroom has a window, it is an internal, near ceiling window to the kitchen but it has one.
>>18241
It would have to be a terrace, a balcony is usually too narrow to work with. Here I am a real governor overlooking my province.


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 18:51 [Preview] No.18244 del
>>18242
Lekker


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 18:52 [Preview] No.18245 del
Tibo NYS in TdF. Guess we have a sprinter for all those murs.


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 18:54 [Preview] No.18246 del
>>18245
This was known before basque country


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.18247 del
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>>18246
Yes well, not to me.


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.18248 del
>>18247
How can you mentally make your goombleteams with incomplete information


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.18249 del
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We return to /WORLD TOUR WINE/ with our last stage race before the Tour de France!! This race will be a tune-up before the big race, for both the riders as well as the staff at /WTW/ offices.

It is with apprehension that we return to Switzerland in the Tour de Suisse. The Tour of Romandie narrowly edged out the Tour Down Under for the worst wines I have had this year so I am bracing myself for some very mediocre overpriced wine. I have not made much of an effort to find wines from directly on the route, to be honest.

Schenck "L'Alpage" Chasselas 2021 ($25)

This is our second Chasselas of the year, after an extremely flabby effort from Maison Gilliard. This is from Vaud, on the north shore of Lac Leman. This has to be one of the most picturesque appellations on earth, with steep, south-facing vines perched over a gorgeous alpine lake. To the north is the Jura Mountains and the French Alps south across the lake. The vast majority of the wine grown in this region is Chasselas, a common alpine white grape.

This pours a pale straw with tinge of gold. The nose has melon, lemon zest, light butter, some mint. The palate opens with melon and then lifts with a little crunchy acidity and has a buttery finish, but body is only medium, it is not oily.

This is a great improvement from the horror from Romandie but is a simple, pleasant wine. Seems like the sort of thing you would pay $15 for while eating raclette.


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.18250 del
nice label, very Lenhartesque


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.18251 del
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>>18248
Human mind is very good at piecing together information from sparse and scarce sources, if you git gud enough it won't be much worse than using complete information on every facet because we're too dumb to compute all there would be possible to compute.
That's why all those machine learning algorithms are so successful despite being very simple approximators, just stacked together many many times.
Even the HARD SOIENCE is mostly very good approximations based on clever and elegant formulas like all the Fourier, Laplace and Taylor series.

But besides that: this is a well established mine on which many stubborn Berts will step on - overpaying for Merlier or Jonny. Philipsen was a better idea but not that great. Nys is a very good idea that solves most of your problems AND skors sam fakin assists if Jonny does not die on hills in a TdF uptempo.


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.18252 del
>Can't post /WTW/ on 4chan because I remain banned
Plus there was that guy asking what I thought about his wines. I hope he knows I think they're good.


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 19:48 [Preview] No.18253 del
>>18250
its BRODERS for moi


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.18254 del
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>>18251
speak for yourself. my higher-order purely analytic model of runner performance is flawless.

However, I forgot to input that cosnefraud is a shitter again, and the butterfly effect spoiled all the results. simply an operator error however


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.18255 del
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>>18254
Vauquelin would've won today if it weren't raining.

And I am not autistic enough to research weather for stages.


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.18256 del
>>18255
But vauquelin is stronger in the rain


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 20:08 [Preview] No.18257 del
>>18256
I feel like the gap was entirely made on that sketchy descent in the pouring rain. That had to be Gregoire's MTB/CX skills. Camera bikes nearly crashed trying to do that descent and Gregoire was railing the descent.


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 20:12 [Preview] No.18258 del
>>18254
From winning to picking Cosnefraud AND Bertiol AND ***.
Your latent space is FARKED.


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.18259 del
>“As a child I had severe asthma attacks”: is pollen allergy the reason why Evenepoel was not at his best uphill?

New remco lore


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.18260 del
>>18250
>>18253
As someone who drinks mostly Burgundy and some boutique Oregon wines, I always feel very skeptical of any wines with art on the label (aside from Mouton Rothschild). I feel like I am being manipulated.


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.18261 del
>>18259
Maybe it's because he was doored by a fucking mail van and spend most of winter/spring recovering from injury instead of training like his competition


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.18262 del
>>18259
he's an all-time weakmind but he's just too stupid to doubt himself. if he ever makes the connection between "waahh waaaaah things aren't perfect" ---> "maybe i should just give up" he will instaretire. i do enjoy the slow descent into madness however


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 20:30 [Preview] No.18263 del
>"There was a moment that was almost embarrassing," the little climber continues. "There was a moment where I braked on purpose so he could pass me, but he didn't want to and braked in front of me. And I said, 'what's going on?' We gave him some time to react. But the gap went back to more than two minutes, and I had to accelerate again after I decided to see if Del Toro would explode."

>That didn't happen. Yates had a 2-minute lead at the top and was virtually in pink. Carapaz still wanted to go full throttle in the chase, but Del Toro decided not to cooperate. 'On the descent he braked and said he wanted to wait for his team, but they were more than three minutes behind. I explained everything to him, and it was too late when he wanted to help. By the time his team arrived, it was too late. He said: "Now we go together", but Yates already had five minutes and an important teammate ahead of him', he refers to Wout van Aert, who extended Yates' lead from 2 to 5 minutes.

>Although Carapaz says he doesn't care that much anymore, his words show some pain, but also reproach towards Del Toro. 'He became obsessed with me, and I didn't quite understand it. It was a strange tactic. A leader shouldn't react like that, but everyone plays their own cards. I gave it to him on a silver platter. He only had to do the descent and then the next valley.' Have the two spoken to each other again? 'I wanted to talk to him because I didn't understand what had happened, but he ignored me.'

Lol what the fuck, sudacas bring the best storylines


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.18264 del
tactical masterclass by BIG MARLEN today. will she win the tour?


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 20:34 [Preview] No.18265 del
>>18263
tbqh more professional from cararat then i would expect. del toro basically decided he'd rather lose to yates then carapaz, if i was richie i would spend my nights throwing throwing knives at a picture of del toro. if i hear one more retard say that del toro gets a pass for throwing away a GT because he's young i'm going postal


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.18266 del
>>18263
>>18265
Every time I read more about this situation, I just think about how retarded Del Toro is. I think he's just young and stupid and had no idea what was going on. And he legit thinks that GT GCs will be regular occurrences in his future.


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 20:41 [Preview] No.18267 del
>>18265
>>18266
It's worse that nobody in the car told him to ride, yes ofcourse isaac wait for majka and yates who are 5 minutes behind no problem
I'd ve screaming in his ear to ride till the last watt leaves his legs


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 20:43 [Preview] No.18268 del
>>18267
we also have to remember that UAE is in essence an Italian team and they are constantly bailed out by Pogacar's overwhelming strength


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.18269 del
>>18266
that's my take as well.

yes his team chased him, but he was lucky to not crash in a crash-heavy race, on a parcour very conducive to his current rider profile, in one of the weakest GT fields in recent memory. he could still develop into a top rider but its also very possible this was the best chance he will have at a GT GC in his career.


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.18270 del
>>18249
I'm positive I'd have a great time drinking the wine there


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 21:07 [Preview] No.18271 del
>>18261
yeah tbh it's a valid reason to not be at his best, he doesn't need to reach for excuses and it comes off weird


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 21:10 [Preview] No.18272 del
>>18249
No Thurgauer or something from Grisons or Ticino?


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 21:11 [Preview] No.18273 del
>>18265
>more professional from cararat then i would expect
the 'rat' stuff here is overblown, everything I've read from him he comes off as very professional and his teammates speak highly of him


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 21:13 [Preview] No.18274 del
WE LIVE IN SALT LAKE CITY
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zlfBpNqXoZE [Embed]


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 21:13 [Preview] No.18275 del
So why did Demi ride Catalunya again with basically no competition?


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 21:16 [Preview] No.18276 del
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Stole the pic from 4chan just because it fits this thread


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 21:21 [Preview] No.18277 del
>>18276
now kiss


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 21:21 [Preview] No.18278 del
>>18274
clams, thighs, tummies


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 21:39 [Preview] No.18279 del
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>>18272
Stuff is just not widely imported into the US. Yes, I could've ordered a half case of extremely overpriced wine from a specialty importer, but there wasn't much readily available in NYC area (which almost certainly has best selection of wine in US).

Out of interest, I looked into an auction being advertised by one of big wine auctioneers in the US. Despite being advertised as a "Swiss Auction", there is actually no Swiss wine being auctioned here.


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 21:40 [Preview] No.18280 del
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>>18274
>WE LIVE IN SALT LAKE CITY
thank god I don't


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 21:58 [Preview] No.18281 del
>>18280
do our euroberts know of the notorious mormons?


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 22:01 [Preview] No.18282 del
>>18281
of coursh


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 22:10 [Preview] No.18283 del
>>18273
>the 'rat' stuff
Riding smart gets you called that around here


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.18284 del
>>18283
i do not think of 'rat' as necessarily a pejorative. cararat is a favourite runner of mine, he's still a rat, a good one at that.


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Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.18286 del
oh there's a new thread, hi


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 23:04 [Preview] No.18287 del
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>>18286
F5'ing for a while, mon ami?


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 23:30 [Preview] No.18288 del
>>18166
Ahem, this man won a grand tour I'll have you know


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 00:17 [Preview] No.18289 del
>>18288
Yeah even an absolute shitter like Kuss can win the Vuelta so who gives a fuck


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 01:12 [Preview] No.18290 del
>>18289
have some respect


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 01:19 [Preview] No.18291 del
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how about we just shorten it to Pavi, ok Giulio?


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.18292 del
>>18291
Perfect name to get caught with dopage tbh


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.18293 del
>sham BENNET was born in Sulferberg
Peculiar


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 04:17 [Preview] No.18294 del
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>‘Γλαῦκε τί ἢ δὴ νῶϊ τετιμήμεσθα μάλιστα
>ἕδρῃ τε κρέασίν τε ἰδὲ πλείοις δεπάεσσιν
>ἐν Λυκίῃ, πάντες δὲ θεοὺς ὣς εἰσορόωσι,
>καὶ τέμενος νεμόμεσθα μέγα Ξάνθοιο παρ᾽ ὄχθας
>καλὸν φυταλιῆς καὶ ἀρούρης πυροφόροιο;
>τὼ νῦν χρὴ Λυκίοισι μέτα πρώτοισιν ἐόντας
>ἑστάμεν ἠδὲ μάχης καυστείρης ἀντιβολῆσαι,
>ὄφρά τις ὧδ᾽ εἴπῃ Λυκίων πύκα θωρηκτάων:
>οὐ μὰν ἀκλεέες Λυκίην κάτα κοιρανέουσιν
>ἡμέτεροι βασιλῆες, ἔδουσί τε πίονα μῆλα
>οἶνόν τ᾽ ἔξαιτον μελιηδέα: ἀλλ᾽ ἄρα καὶ ἲς
>ἐσθλή, ἐπεὶ Λυκίοισι μέτα πρώτοισι μάχονται.
>ὦ πέπον εἰ μὲν γὰρ πόλεμον περὶ τόνδε φυγόντε
>αἰεὶ δὴ μέλλοιμεν ἀγήρω τ᾽ ἀθανάτω τε
>ἔσσεσθ᾽, οὔτέ κεν αὐτὸς ἐνὶ πρώτοισι μαχοίμην
>οὔτέ κε σὲ στέλλοιμι μάχην ἐς κυδιάνειραν:
>νῦν δ᾽ ἔμπης γὰρ κῆρες ἐφεστᾶσιν θανάτοιο
>μυρίαι, ἃς οὐκ ἔστι φυγεῖν βροτὸν οὐδ᾽ ὑπαλύξαι,
>ἴομεν ἠέ τῳ εὖχος ὀρέξομεν ἠέ τις ἡμῖν.
>’


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.18295 del
>Steff Cras to quick step
Fucking hell stop signing these shitters, van baarle was bad enough
Who makes these decisions


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.18296 del
Did I not look at the profiles correctly again?


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.18297 del
new HLN cope, memco has a pollen allergy


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.18298 del
>>18296
Kek, like this is some kurwatour stage where there are some shitters in the break and peloton cruises through any difficulties at Z2.
Maybe stage 6 the fat men may do something eventually but they are getting cooked on those cat 2s anyway.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.18299 del
>>18297
Please pay some attention


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.18300 del
>>18297
he’s just like me


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.18302 del
>>18296
I don't see de lie surviving the light gradient towards the end after seeing him yesterday.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.18303 del
DE LIE lachees here


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.18304 del
>>18296
Absolute retard preview


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.18305 del
>>18296
based bittner believer psyop
he'll fly up those gradients


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.18306 del
>>18303
Maybe he should be called Arnaud de Lachee haha


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.18307 del
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There is Kobenhavn Sprint, then there's velogame, then there's nothing to do for a month.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.18308 del
So hungry still ..
All those spent eggs ... taking their toll ...


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.18309 del
>>18307
I'm boycotting this fake race


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.18310 del
copenhagen sprint is like the fifa team world cup


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.18311 del
>>18189
>I did bottle duty for our captain Axel Källberg
the eternal Fennoswede keeping an honest Finn down
at least he won something


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.18312 del
WE LIVE IN ITALY


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.18313 del
WIDAR already seething internally


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 11:27 [Preview] No.18314 del
Slovak megastar in maillot rose


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.18315 del
The next KRISTOFF


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.18316 del
Earring in both ears, 150% sign of homosexuality


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.18317 del
Another runner named WITHEN PHILIPSEN, that's kinda odd


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 11:34 [Preview] No.18318 del
>>18313
Guy on the right looks like he's being sent into a warzone


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.18319 del
>Of course I am worried about the classification. It is a very big gap. It will be very difficult to make up for it. Statistics do not win races, this is the proof. Before the start I was the top favorite, but a day like yesterday changes the race completely. Of course I will do my best, but as far as winning the race is concerned, it does not look good.”

>Which of the riders in the leading group does Almeida fear the most? “A lot of guys. O’Connor… The gap is quite big, at least two minutes to O’Connor. And to some other guys the gap is even three minutes. It does not look good.

It's over


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.18320 del
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>>18319
I'm ready for O'Connor finally winning a stage race


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.18321 del
Bredewold gave big marlen an energy bar with caffein to support her beating demi.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.18322 del
>this 30 years old MORGADO impersonator rides the bambini giro


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.18323 del


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.18324 del
>wait 120 seconds
>wait 120 seconds
>wait 120 seconds


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 12:34 [Preview] No.18325 del
Testa still with tree minutes on the grupo
45 km to go


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 12:37 [Preview] No.18326 del
>>18325
what race are you watching?


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.18327 del
>>18325
Giro Next Gen Stage 2


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 12:51 [Preview] No.18328 del
The gap keeps on increasing, the teethless pedalton can't catch the belgian ITT national champion


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.18329 del
train cockblocking the g1


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.18330 del
9km to go and gap is still 1:05
is the next remco gonna make it?


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.18331 del
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>Programme CZECH TOUR 2025
>Stage 1 – 14th August: Prague – Karlovy Vary (163 km/2,260 vertical metres)
>Stage 2 – 15th August: Pardubice – Dlouhé stráně (170 km/2,625 vertical metres)
>Stage 3 – 16th August: Prostějov – Ostrava (148 km/1,378 vertical metres)
>Stage 4 – 17th August: Kroměříž – Pustevny (177 km/2,983 vertical metres)


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.18332 del
>>18331
imagine the eggs (You) could score there


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.18333 del
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>>18332
More likely I could FINALLY go and throw a pissbag on Vismoids


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.18334 del
>>18333
based if you do


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.18335 del
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>5 km to go
>1:05
not normale


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:26 [Preview] No.18336 del
>>18333
just hold a sign
>cam on Calvin DIK score some facking eggs


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:32 [Preview] No.18337 del
BAM
A
M


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:32 [Preview] No.18338 del
VERVENNE absolutely MOGGED the pedalton


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:33 [Preview] No.18339 del
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>SPARFEL


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:34 [Preview] No.18340 del
>4IDAR


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.18341 del
was zum Guggisberg is happening?


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:43 [Preview] No.18342 del
Widarbros we have the attitude and inherent seethe but lack the watts, how can we still become the next remco??


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:43 [Preview] No.18343 del
>>18331
transfer from Karlsbad to Pardubitz seems unnecessarily long. basically made for Chris Froome. let's hope Czechs can hire tankman again.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.18344 del
sprinters seem to be mostly alive


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.18345 del
>>18343
yeah it makes no sense to go west and then ride across to the east
czech commentators (because tour de suisse is the only non tour race that's on czech tv) were discussing it a saying there aren't that many options because of how shitty the roads are there


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:50 [Preview] No.18346 del
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>Schwarzsee
>is actually not Schwarz
what gives?


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.18347 del
>>18346
Der Ehwige Swiss. I don't trust 'em since the Habsburgs.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.18348 del
>>18346
compare it with other swiss rivers (rusbert has river autism), the water is pretty dark.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.18349 del
when will Hershey do something


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.18350 del
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>>18347
probably for the best


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:56 [Preview] No.18351 del
kris frum laché. on a postive note, former world champion rui costa is suffering the same fate.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:57 [Preview] No.18352 del
Kris Frum looking great


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:57 [Preview] No.18353 del
>>18342
>have the attitude and inherent seethe but lack the watts
sounds exactly like remco kek


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 13:58 [Preview] No.18354 del
Quinn Simmons give me your aero bottle


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:00 [Preview] No.18355 del
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>>18353
huh
now that you mention it


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:04 [Preview] No.18356 del
strong Mauro


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:13 [Preview] No.18357 del
what I forgot is that Küng impregnated his wife again and is expecting the kid in July, so I don't see him doing the tour.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:15 [Preview] No.18358 del
>>18355
case in point


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:20 [Preview] No.18359 del
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Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.18360 del
REEEE STOP CHASING YOUR TEAMMATE


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.18361 del
Powless wins btw


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.18362 del
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>>18358
>cringe in french
wish he didnt


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.18363 del
>Deutschland hat wieder einen Weltklasse-Rundfahrer
ayy kek, I thought French press would overhype their riders with way too high expectations.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.18364 del
hesperollekes met kaassaus for luncheon


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.18365 del
Hello what is this shit, is this really going to be a fucking sprint? I don't have any FUCKING sprinters


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.18366 del
holy shit, is that de lie in the pedalton


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.18367 del
I specifically looked at Mihkels and he has been dogshit all year. If he wins this shit I will be VERY angry


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:30 [Preview] No.18368 del
surely this will not actually be a bunch sprint


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.18369 del
>KaiserEGG


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.18370 del
>they doubted the predictions
oh no no no how could we have been so stupid


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.18371 del
>>18368
yeah it's hardly flat


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.18372 del
>>18368
there should be a couple uphill sprints this race I think


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.18373 del
wow De Lie is there


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.18374 del
The mythical Education First train


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.18375 del
>River Sense
haha


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:34 [Preview] No.18376 del
>>18375
I don't get it


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:34 [Preview] No.18377 del
>>18376
River Sense


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:34 [Preview] No.18378 del
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>>18365
>I don't have any FUCKING sprinters


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.18379 del
So it was a kurwatour scenario indeed.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.18380 del
>>18377
Oh haha
>>18378
I checked a bit and most Berts don't so it's okay. Except for Mihkels. Then I'm SCREWED


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.18381 del
We doubted >>18296 but it is us who are the fools


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.18382 del
Goddamn slurpers. If Pogi was here...


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.18383 del
>>18380
6 Pts for sprint or Powerless ass points.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.18384 del
>No sprint teams
>De Lie still can't find his leadout


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.18385 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLÉAIRE DE JANTJE CHRISTEN


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.18386 del
burrati was 4 points and he's about to win


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.18387 del
Small JAN big effort.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.18388 del
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CHRISTEN PARANORMALE


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.18389 del
christ has come down from teide to free us from the slurpers


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.18390 del
jan christen
UAEsque


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:42 [Preview] No.18391 del
That looks like an impossible feat


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:42 [Preview] No.18392 del
>>18386
Now I remember I have him too, of course he is the ganador today.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:42 [Preview] No.18393 del
goddammit


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:42 [Preview] No.18394 del
>>18391
I saw a certain Victor LAFAY do this once


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.18395 del
albanian won huh


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.18396 del
An Albanian victory


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.18397 del
RACISM ON THE ATTACK


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.18398 del
What was that, they didnt even sprint


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.18399 del
kirby gave me hope mihkels won that fucker


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.18400 del
BASED BASED BASED EF EF EF USA USA USA


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.18401 del
BURATTI 8th, not bad.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.18402 del
disgusting top 3 considering the quality of puncheurs in this field


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.18403 del
>>18399
You are always complaining about Jeroen but he saw it was Albanese immediately


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.18404 del
kwak


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.18405 del
>>18403
I don't even know who jeroen is bertje
keep your schizo nonsense to yourself


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.18406 del
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>>18401
BuRATti


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.18407 del
ffs
>ass points
oh, nice


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.18408 del
luv EF,me


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.18409 del
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>>18405
Jeroen Vanbelleghem. Is that a fake flag?


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.18410 del
>>18402
Christen is /elite/ you better take that back


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.18411 del
fabio christen should squeak like in Slovenia to get the victory


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.18412 del
I still don't understand, they freewheelied the last 100 meters


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:48 [Preview] No.18413 del
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>>18406
This was the main reason I have had had had picked him.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:48 [Preview] No.18414 del
>>18409
>eurosport commentator
I don't pay for that, never have
I only watch sporza and illegal streams


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:48 [Preview] No.18415 del
>>18412
Simmons opened but gave up and Christen got blocked by the barriers. Askey is a literal who so he probably just had no more power in the legs.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.18416 del
Mihkels 13th. FUCK


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.18417 del
>>18415
Christian wasn't that blocked


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:50 [Preview] No.18418 del
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>>18414
Eurosport is included in my Base TV pack.
Wife wants to pay for linear tv, I get Eurosport. It's called compromises


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:50 [Preview] No.18419 del
>>18415
ASSKEY is in me velosquad, he can't be a literal who


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.18420 del
Alaphilippe just had to let go of the wheel and created a big gap so everyone else was screwed. Just retire


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.18421 del
>>18415
askey literally won a race that looked exactly like this this year. please pay more


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.18422 del
>>18418
haven't paid for tv in like 5 years


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.18423 del
>>18420
and give up that juicy contract? no way jose


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.18424 del
Yeah that wasn't correct, Bart Lemgod was in the group


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:54 [Preview] No.18425 del
>>18424
the military officer?


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.18426 del
>>18425
Eh yes. He should be 3rd in GC still


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 14:57 [Preview] No.18427 del
>>18417
He got blocked on his original path and then didn't restart his sprint when he could go the other way
>>18421
Askey, Stewart, Watson. All these English FDJ shitters will always be the same literal who rider no matter what team or race they are in.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.18428 del
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>>18427
Did you know Sam Watson and Max Walker are not the same person


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.18429 del
you now remember pelayo sanchez


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.18430 del
Pelayo Sanchez last place. What the hell is this guy doing


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.18431 del
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>>18429
I did indeed. How did you know


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.18432 del
>>18430
you owe me some royalties for this post steal


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.18433 del
>>18432
My post was better and provided some interesting information


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.18434 del
>>18433
but stolen


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.18435 del
>>18430
At least he DID finish, unlike a certain ZANA.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.18437 del
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Results. >>18436


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.18438 del
>>18437
>Swiss guard uniform
Phenomenal


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.18439 del
>no fatman at the tour
lame


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.18440 del
>>18439
should change team and join astana to let him win one last tour stage with some ASO scripting


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.18441 del
>>18439
abrahamsen deserves that spot, he's going nuclear


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.18442 del
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>Le Tour Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes-Liberé


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.18443 del
where does Vauquelin go next year? FDJ?


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 15:41 [Preview] No.18444 del
>>18443
rumor was pissma lease a bike


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 15:44 [Preview] No.18445 del
>>18439
Tour should not be a showcase for talentless boomer sprinters like Fatman and Kwabenshit. Get these guys out of the sport.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.18446 del
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now that's a schedule


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 15:56 [Preview] No.18447 del
Adjusted


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.18448 del
>>18444
downvote!


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 16:14 [Preview] No.18449 del
>>18446
Tour of Qinghai Lake was renamed to Tour of Magnificent Qinghai? That's kinda gay.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 16:31 [Preview] No.18450 del
>>18447
is that to cleanse the wurm blood ?


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.18451 del
>>18447
rest in peace


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 17:09 [Preview] No.18452 del
>Unfettered, unfiltered schizo behavior in /cyc/
>Can't even report it because I'm still banned
How did I get banned for 72 hours for posting "test" but these retards are just continuously posting absolute dreck


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.18453 del
>>18452
I pulled some strings and got you banned hoping you would finally leave 4/cyc/ behind but alas I think more drastic measures are necessary
I will poison the hens.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 17:26 [Preview] No.18454 del
>>18452
it's time to move on


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 17:49 [Preview] No.18455 del
I am reporting every post of the schizo as off-topic and nothing happens. maybe the schizo is the new 4janny


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 18:17 [Preview] No.18456 del
Something strange happened today. Had verry little sleep for 2 days and today felt completely fucked at work. For some reason in my commute legs were fealing good so I did a nice post work ride


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 18:24 [Preview] No.18457 del
>>18456
make sure you recover good now so you can go again soon


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.18458 del
>>18455
I gave up months ago


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 18:26 [Preview] No.18459 del
>>18456
It will be like that, also had shit sleep again, went to the gym, didn't feel good for multiple reps but the first one usually felt really solid, deadlifted a PB of 180, probably could rep it.
Same goes for bench press very often, shit sleep and/or hungover? We are pumping it easy.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 18:27 [Preview] No.18460 del
What the fuck is the Andorra Morabanc Clàssica and why is tom pidcuck riding it


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 18:30 [Preview] No.18461 del
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>>18456
>Something strange happened today.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 18:31 [Preview] No.18462 del
>>18461
I wonder if they feel anything when the blood enters their bodies? do you feel a rush or something?


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.18463 del
>>18456
The second day after is always the worst


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.18464 del
>>18460
About time they made a race in Andorra. Half the pro riders live there anyway.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 18:36 [Preview] No.18465 del
>>18462
probably feels like donating plasma except you wake up really fresh the day after


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 18:37 [Preview] No.18466 del
>>18464
it's competing with the copenhagen sprint it seems
although there probably won't be much overlap in riders


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 18:40 [Preview] No.18467 del
saw a ciclista with brown bibs today. Habsbert really is onto the latest trend in cycling.
What do you think of quickstep blue bibs?


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 18:43 [Preview] No.18468 del
>>18467
I've had brown bibs for two years
maybe I should wash them sometimes


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 18:43 [Preview] No.18469 del
>>18467
with a white jersey blue bibs are nice


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.18470 del
>>18467
I was just looking for the ag2r 2022 teamkit with the brown bibs but they are completely sold out. anyways, already got 2 compliments irl (from guys no homer) for me new bibs


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 18:53 [Preview] No.18471 del
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>>18470
>nice bibs bro
>looking good bro
>juicy glutes bro


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.18472 del
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>>18470
nice fit, looking tight


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.18473 del
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>>18467
>What do you think of blue bibs?
<I'm blue
<Da ba dee da ba di
>What do you think of quickstep blue bibs?
ouch!


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 19:07 [Preview] No.18474 del
>>18441
but FREDHEIM? eh maybe


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.18475 del
>>18474
guess he's the leadout, or backup sprinter


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 19:32 [Preview] No.18476 del
>>18475
CORT really is the head-scratcher. he better have an excuse for the dauphine or his OTL-worthy. wish they brought tillgod instead


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 19:44 [Preview] No.18477 del
big passo in the baby giro tomorrow. will be very fun to see all the next remcos and next pogacars duking it out. i dont really care who wins as long as widar loses, but we all know some petrolike runner will win by 2 mins


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 19:45 [Preview] No.18478 del
>>18477
whats the lore on widar?


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 19:46 [Preview] No.18479 del
>>18478
spastic midget. that's enough to go in the black book. also tried to break his contract because he realized he had to ride for lotto for a few years


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 19:46 [Preview] No.18480 del
>>18478
Litteraly the next remco, but worse


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.18481 del
>>18479
he actually had an exit clause in his contract to leave after this year before he extended with protto for more money


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 19:59 [Preview] No.18482 del
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>>18471
I've warned you about this gif, please never post it again


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 20:07 [Preview] No.18483 del
>>18482
but why


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 20:16 [Preview] No.18484 del
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>>18483
it's just disturbing to me, please stop


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 20:17 [Preview] No.18485 del
>>18471
nice post pal, especially liked this GIF please keep up the great work


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 20:22 [Preview] No.18486 del
>>18476
Cort finished the Dauphine really strongly though. He pulled a lot for Johannessen on the last stage for example. He'll be fine for the Tour


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 20:23 [Preview] No.18487 del
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Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 20:28 [Preview] No.18488 del


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 20:44 [Preview] No.18489 del
>>18487
Yeah, sadly strong domestique work yields zero velopoints


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 20:54 [Preview] No.18490 del
>>18489
it does if your an elite mountain beast such as KUSS Sepp


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 20:56 [Preview] No.18491 del
>>18490
Bert ...
It's time to let go


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 21:03 [Preview] No.18492 del
>>18490
that Vuelta happened less than the 2020 Giro


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 21:28 [Preview] No.18493 del
>>18490
honestly surprised they haven't taken him out of the tdf squad yet. surely TULETT and BRENNAN are better options.


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 22:18 [Preview] No.18494 del
>>18493
he versus Tulett is basically a wash and Kuss is probably great at a lot of dom fundies


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 22:24 [Preview] No.18495 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3Ey_wkzQDsA [Embed]


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 22:53 [Preview] No.18496 del
>>18495
Didn't watch


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.18497 del
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>>18496
didn't read


Bert 06/16/2025 (Mon) 23:31 [Preview] No.18498 del
>>18495
give it up Bertaček le seething belgian moslem manlet gimmick expired long ago


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 00:28 [Preview] No.18499 del
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home of the chesterfield


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.18500 del
well Quintana's return to the pro peloton has been a bit of a letdown


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.18501 del
>>18500
showing some decency with a relatively normal regression for a 35 yr old.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.18502 del
Phil with the terrible takes lately. Don't remember what was the one couple of weeks ago but he deleted it afterward


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.18503 del
>>18502
>perhaps the first mistake of his career


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 04:55 [Preview] No.18504 del
>Hermans,Van Moer and Meurisse to Q36.5
Powerhouse


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 05:07 [Preview] No.18505 del
>>18502
Even the hln schizos don't agree


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 05:42 [Preview] No.18506 del
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>Voormalig wielertalent (27) pleegt gewapende overval, OM eist drie jaar cel
how do we stop those criminal cyclists?


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.18508 del
Almost got caged by an SUV mom this morning.
Her excuse was the sun was in her eyes while wearing sunglasses the size of a dinner plate.
Atleast it was me and not some 14 year old kid going to school.
Should ban those cars from traffic.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.18509 del
>>18508
>her excuse
>her


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.18510 del
Kek the UCI steer width rules actually made it to the morning news today


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.18511 del
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you dropped this king


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.18512 del
>>18511
Cute.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.18513 del
>>18510
I just checked my bike and it would be illegal. I have a 42cm handlebar with slightly bent hoods and at the closest they are just 30cm apart


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.18514 del
>>18508
Almost got cagied by a dude checking out a girl this morning. Thankfully I apply the rule "if I don't see his eyes he didn't see me".


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.18515 del
>>18513
If you handlebar are 42 and you have the right hood angles I think you should be more than fine


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.18516 del
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romain's sister looks exactly like him kek


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.18517 del
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can you believe that froome and nairoman are still active


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.18518 del
And somehow, they'll be fine with a couple of CX youngsters being peak roubaix domestiques


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.18519 del
>Ayuso's schedule
Lmao how bored will he be


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.18520 del
>>18519
Exiled to kurwaland and leafland, horrors beyond imagination.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.18521 del
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>>18519
he messed up one too many times


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.18522 del
sleep like a baby nowadays knowing IPT is getting bombed


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.18523 del


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.18524 del
>>18523
that uci mandate is shoulderlet genocide


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.18525 del
>>18524
Good, finally looking good is rewarded


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.18526 del
>>18525
based and only valid take
tiesj benoot is shaking right now


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.18527 del
>>18525
It's not just "looking good", at least 90% of women have shoulders narrower than 40cm so they all have to ride stupidly wide unergonomic handlebars. A couple of female riders I know have already said they won't compete anymore as they get bad neck/shoulder pain with wider bars.
Anyhow did my first ride after the nationals and my crash there. Body felt mostly ok but my left foot and right palm still hurt a lot. I hope it gets better soon because I have time to ride this week, but long rides in pain are not fun


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.18528 del
>>18525
benootbros...


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.18529 del
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>mfw 50 cm shoulders


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.18530 del
>>18527
Forgot pic.
>>18529
I met your clone in the Finnish pro peloton btw, Mikko Kejo. 46 years old, bald, over 2m tall, rides a black 2XL Canyon. The difference? His FTP is probably 400W or more. It's hilarious to watch him go over 50km/h while being completely un-aero.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.18531 del
>>18530
>400 FTP
just like me (almost)


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.18532 del
>>18529
when will they finally make bars for you


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.18533 del
>>18532
im pretty sure most of you have widar shoulders than me


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.18534 del
>>18531
You have to be able to hold your ftp longer than 3min dear bert


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.18535 del
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Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.18536 del
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>>18535
yes mine are 68 cm
I ride 34 cm bars


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.18537 del
Mikkel Bjerg squeaking about Christen not doing enough work


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.18538 del
I saw the sign
And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign
Life is demanding without understanding


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.18539 del
>>18537
he’s right UAE is a pathethic shitshow team without pogacar really


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.18540 del
>that one belgian that keeps (you)’ing the shizo


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.18541 del
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WE LIVE IN ITALY


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.18542 del
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PARCHEGGIO VERVENNE


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.18543 del
WIDAR looks ready


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.18544 del
JUMBO train about to catch the Testa


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.18545 del
>unzipped jerseys
something you don't see at all anymore in the pro peleton


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.18546 del
>A farmer ended up under a cow in Eerbeek last night and got trapped. The man was seriously injured and was taken to hospital. "You have to imagine, a cow like that weighs an average of 600 kilos," says a spokesperson for the fire department. How exactly the farmer ended up under the cow is still unclear. The fire department does not receive such a report very often, says the spokesperson.
Imagine getting stuck under De Lie. That guy is FAT


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.18547 del
Sasha KESS of Tour Cycliste International de la Guadeloupe fame goes solo, but it is indeed over for the Testa


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.18548 del
>>18517
the dutch complaining about van den Broek not getting that Tour stage last year is so silly -- what a memorable moment that Frank will be proud of forever


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.18549 del
Is BORREMANS still there?


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.18550 del
are HR sensors not allowed in junior races?


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.18551 del
>>18547
former Vuelta winner S.K. in Guadeloupe under a false name?


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.18552 del
At the end of the peloton runners are getting lacheed


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 11:56 [Preview] No.18554 del
>>18549
He's SLAVING for OMRZEL


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.18555 del
>>18550
You can clearly see them using hr strapons


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.18556 del
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>>18541
Akshually we don't live there.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:02 [Preview] No.18557 del
>>18547
Sapp KESS haha


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:04 [Preview] No.18558 del
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Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.18559 del
>>18558
the sloppy job is triggering me


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:14 [Preview] No.18560 del
>>18559
you did get rid of the artifact, but introduced a new one with the white lined border, besides the lower file size and quality


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:14 [Preview] No.18561 del
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>>18559
It wasn't mine, but I have overwritten it already.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.18562 del
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>>18547
S. KESS


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.18563 del
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>>18560
The original png has some weird opacity on the "border"


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.18564 del
Anyway, the Passo del Maniva is not the finish of the climb, the road continues all the way up to 2086 meters to Passo Dasdana, but the organisers decided to take it easy on the bambinis


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:22 [Preview] No.18565 del
Col de Finestre should have been the MTF for stage 20 instead of having another 20km finishing on a gentle climb


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.18566 del
RAI is really shitting the bed today


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:40 [Preview] No.18567 del
>>18550
Zoomers only use power


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.18568 del
They seem to be going at a paranormal pace yet the gruppo still has 50+ runners


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:45 [Preview] No.18569 del
3rd GC VAN KERCKHOVE sacrificing himself for NORDHAGEN


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:49 [Preview] No.18570 del
Very sudakaesque by RAI today


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:50 [Preview] No.18571 del
WIDAR isolated


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:51 [Preview] No.18572 del
really need to get widar on some HGH


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:55 [Preview] No.18573 del
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SPARFEL LACHEE
France, no!


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:56 [Preview] No.18574 del
1st, 2nd and 3rd GC already eliminated
NORDHAGEN about to go full visma dopage


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:57 [Preview] No.18575 del
BORREMANS LACHEE


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:57 [Preview] No.18576 del
chute juinor lecerf and fabio christen


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:58 [Preview] No.18577 del
nord goes


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:58 [Preview] No.18578 del
ATTAQUE NORDHAGEN
very weak attaque


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.18579 del
Nordhagen reminds me of a mini Vingegaard


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.18580 del
Fraudhagen not dropping anyone


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.18581 del
WIDAR
KWABHAGEN
WITHEN
FINN
OMRZEL
and about 6 more runners in grupo principal


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.18582 del
Waar Aubin?


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.18583 del
>>18582
dropped ~4k ago. its over


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:02 [Preview] No.18584 del
Pavel NOVAK going backwards!


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:02 [Preview] No.18585 del


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.18586 del
>>18572
looking at his jaw, he already had some


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.18587 del
Yeah WIDAR definitely going to be the next big G2 slurper


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.18588 del
>>18586
evidently didnt help him in the height department


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:05 [Preview] No.18589 del
will he win today?


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:06 [Preview] No.18590 del
>nordhagen getting paced back by literal who TUCKWELL


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:09 [Preview] No.18591 del
>>18519
Lombardia? Wouldn't he have to slave for Master Pogi there?


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:12 [Preview] No.18592 del
finngoes


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:13 [Preview] No.18593 del
kek widar such a rat


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:13 [Preview] No.18594 del
ATTAQUE FINN (Ita)
WIDAR goes along, so does PERICAS
KWABHAGEN humbled


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.18595 del
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>one of the smallest if not the smallest rider


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:17 [Preview] No.18596 del
FINN needs to change his name. can't have an italien without a vowel at the end of his surname


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:18 [Preview] No.18597 del
what a gay celebration


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:18 [Preview] No.18598 del
we really are going to be subjected to this dwarf for the next decade at least. darn


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:19 [Preview] No.18599 del
WIDAR wins


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:19 [Preview] No.18600 del
Philipsen and Nordhagen humiliated


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:19 [Preview] No.18601 del
NORDHAGEN and WITHEN biggest losers of today
My boy NOVAK a solid diesel race


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.18602 del
I still don't kno if he's good or not, time to ride some UWT for this midget


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.18603 del
>>18601
NOVAK related?


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:22 [Preview] No.18604 del
>>18602
if you aren't absolutely obliterating your competition at 19 you are destined for .pro racing


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:23 [Preview] No.18605 del
>>18603
The number 1 czech surname


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.18606 del
>>18596
What about Moscon. Or Bertiol. Or Milan. Or Trentin. Or Bais. Or Bais.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:25 [Preview] No.18607 del
>>18605
>Bertzic Novak


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.18608 del
>>18599
oh no no no cyc in shambles


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.18609 del
Nerdhagen already a fraud, the jonas debuff works fast
Sad!


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:33 [Preview] No.18610 del
>>18607
maybe in serbia


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:33 [Preview] No.18611 del
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he really is petite


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.18612 del
SLIPPY G SLIPPED


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.18613 del
CHUTE SLIPPY G


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.18614 del
Slippy looks hurt


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.18615 del
lol

lmao


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.18616 del
Yeah looks like he slipped again


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.18617 del
fuck he looks in a lot of pain


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.18618 del
wow he's riding on?


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:40 [Preview] No.18619 del
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>Medicineman applying dopage


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:40 [Preview] No.18620 del
he must know all the medics by name


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:42 [Preview] No.18621 del
>aaahhh I had it so tough with all these guys from.. ehh Belgium and basically nobody else


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.18622 del
>>18621
>no Italians
mickey mouse race


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.18623 del
>>18622
Yeah I am having a bit of trouble finding these legions of Italians Roger keeps talking about


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.18624 del
>40 SPARFEL Aubin +07:28


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No.18625 del
maybe the real Italians were the friends we raced against ...


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No.18626 del
Marco HALLER absolutely seething at the UAE rider kek, did he snatch his bidon or what?


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 13:59 [Preview] No.18627 del
appenzell inner hoden


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.18628 del
being italien is a mindset more than de jure status


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.18629 del
wanker and nonce dead and gone


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.18630 del
Slippy has been drafting behind cars for ages now


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.18631 del
Swiss RAI absolutely brutal and refusing to not miss a single second of Slippy's suffering


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.18632 del
And my boy KELEMEN being smart and having some free real estate TV time with him


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.18633 del
we in the part of Switzerland where we can see Austria


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.18634 del
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Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.18635 del
Stage hasn't finished yet, why is PCS dead?


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.18636 del
>>18635
works on my machine


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.18637 del
>>18633
What do swiss people think of liechtenstein anyway?


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.18638 del
>>18636
Hmmm... apparently it isn't dead but it's very slow for me while everything else is working fine. Weird.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:24 [Preview] No.18639 del
slippy G overtaking de lie


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:24 [Preview] No.18640 del
UAE should pace hard to put some seconds or at least some fatigue into the squeakers


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.18641 del
>>18640
This looks like a stage where Almeida loses seconds to gregoire more than anything


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.18642 del
>>18640
they are in full civil war right now


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.18644 del
They can't be seriously be slurping now...


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.18645 del
>>18641
You are probably right


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.18646 del
>Simmons casually put 30 seconds on the peloton


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.18647 del
>Widar has 166cm
mamma mia


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.18648 del
>>18637
just can speak for me, it's really weird having south-west Germans being subjects to a really old Austrian-Bohemian dynasty and not being republican minded.
besides it's too small and irrelevant to even care about it, there's literally nothing to do there.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.18649 del
>>18647
what's his handlebar width?


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.18650 del
Nothing ever happens....


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.18651 del
people complain about muh pogi boring solos but this kind of slurp is so much worse


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.18652 del
ABANDON Laurens HUYS. Again not really surprising in the passes...


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.18653 del
>>18652
>Height: 1.62
Wait WHAT? That must be a mistake


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.18654 del
>>18651
This is why I don't rate stage wins, including the tour. Half of the time it's either lame sprints or gifted wins because teams don't want to get tired before the stages that really matter


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.18655 del
The chud has been stripped of all his palmares


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.18656 del
>>18655
based


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.18657 del
Her / she doing things


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.18658 del
Irszi.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.18659 del
did G make it back?


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.18660 del
>>18659
yeah, nice


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.18661 del
Smol JAN.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.18662 del
michael berg seething right now


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.18663 del
AAAAAA WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING JAN


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.18664 del
BETREAYL


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.18665 del
JPL fucking over SIMMONS


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.18666 del
gap hasn't changed at all, this is nuts


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.18667 del
Christen's attack was unironically to stretch the group and let Almeida come to the front.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.18668 del
>>18666
the gap is less than the timer


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.18669 del
holy fucking slurp my god


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.18670 del
>>18668
I'm not so sure


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.18671 del
hoping for a chud victory today


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.18672 del
>>18670
it adjusted as I posted it was 26 at the top in stead of 33


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.18673 del
too much slurpage


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.18674 del
Tour of Suisse relegated to 2.PRO


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.18675 del
fraud gallery


I 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.18676 del
this is what happens with no EF train


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.18677 del
nobody rides on feel anymore, all that looking around
what are most of these guys even holding back for, they aren't GC riders


I 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.18678 del
USA USA USA USA USA USA


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.18679 del
POWERFUL


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.18680 del
USA too strong today, Europe too powerless


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.18681 del
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US runners saving the ciclismo


I 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.18682 del
let's get Powless some motopacing


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.18683 del
>>18681
DAS RITE


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.18684 del
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he's gonna do it


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.18685 del
Quinn SIMMONS GC arc incoming


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.18686 del
UAE really is the wild west without the slavemaster


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.18687 del
pedalton is slurping hard


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.18688 del
now you can see Deutschland on the other side of the lake. that's where Liane Brappert lives.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.18689 del
>>18686
and every runner also underperforms when they are on their own


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.18690 del
floyd landesque


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.18691 del
>>18689
Sivakov was pretty strong for france in the last WC


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.18692 del
>pulls for 20 seconds
>looks around accusatively


I 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.18693 del
yeah, good to give up the chase Powless


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.18694 del
Does FDJ believe Gregoire can win the overall race? If not why didn't they ride for the stage win today?


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.18695 del
WE LIVE IN AUSTRALIA?


I 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.18696 del
lmao


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.18697 del
GALL with his signature comical 15min too late attaque


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.18698 del
>>18694
I don't think there's any other fdj jobber left


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.18699 del
This TV direction


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.18700 del
>>18697
and now almeida with the 17min too late attaque


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.18701 del
we all feel a little stupid


I 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.18702 del
boooooooooooooooo


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.18703 del
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>cavallo pazza di durango


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.18704 del
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Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.18705 del
what an elite sprint for 2nd


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.18706 del
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GUNS OUT FOR SIMMONS
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.18707 del
nice win for him because he saw Mader die in this race


I 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.18708 del
>>18704
embarrassing


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.18709 del
Luv Almeida


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.18710 del
mhmm maybe christen really should have paced for almeida


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.18711 del
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>2,3,4,5,6


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.18712 del
simmons pickers must get like a million velopoints today


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.18713 del
>>18711
Dopage


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.18714 del
>>18710
but then he wouldn't have had the energy to sprint for his own 6th place


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.18715 del
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top 10


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.18716 del
>the team worked really good
no need to lie


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.18717 del
>>18714
Dude had to outsprint his brother


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.18718 del
Watch UAE not pace the climb tomorrow


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.18719 del
>>18711
Still Bookmanbert probably winning this, but it will be close.


I 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.18720 del
take your FUCKING glasses off


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.18721 del
Bilbao wins tomorrow


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.18722 del
>>18720
maybe not allowed to by sponsors


I 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.18723 del
alright he's saying a lot about Gino, that's good


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.18724 del
>>18720
detracts from the hog rider look


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.18725 del
>>18721
I'd believe that 2 years ago or even last year, but he has been very weak this season.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.18726 del
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GC


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.18727 del
13 minutes and G still not in yet


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.18728 del
>>18726
Bert Lemond is winning this race


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.18729 del
>132. Froome Chris +15:01
>133. Thomas Geraint +15:01


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.18730 del
>>18727
he's probably in but on a different bike without transponder


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.18731 del
>>18728
If squeakers screw this one up then it's over for good


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.18732 del
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winebert, the rider of the day gets 3 bottles of French wine. such a Suisse thing to do kek


I 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.18733 del
>gifted Swiss wine


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.18735 del
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Results. >>18734


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.18736 del
>>18731
I am afraid the Almeida comeback show starts tomorrow.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.18737 del
>>18736
Vauqelin has a good time trial. He can lose 2 minutes to Alemida in the mountains and be fine.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.18738 del
>>18736
why are you afraid of cyclismo


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.18739 del
>>18606
ok, ok. there are at least seven italians without a vowel at the end. but the other 60 million? it ends with vowels


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.18740 del
>>18737
The TT is 9 km at 9%. Almeida is gonna destroy him, sadly


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.18741 del
>>18739
No vowel-ending names are more common in the norf, specifically Veneto, Venezia-Friuli and Trentino.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.18742 del
>>18737
it's not really a conventional time trial though
this one is pure climbing prowess


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.18743 del
>>18735
heh, nothing personal, kids


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 16:02 [Preview] No.18744 del
bikes are converging into a singularity bike


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 16:39 [Preview] No.18745 del
>>18737
'good time trial' stops mattering when your on a road bike and its all uphill


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 16:47 [Preview] No.18746 del
>>18744
all-black is the unsophisticated default of cycling fashion. if i'm dropping 5 figures of ameridollars on a bike I want it to have some semblance of a identity and image, not just all-black.

however for anything cheap [in terms of high-end road cycling] i do like the sleek all-black look, but it wholly lacks character. luv me black bibs especially


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 16:53 [Preview] No.18747 del
>>18746
>dropping 5 figures of ameridollars on a bike
KWAP


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 16:57 [Preview] No.18748 del
>>18746
Like the famous American philosopher Kendrick Lamar said:
I don't need the attention I bring enough of that on my own


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 17:17 [Preview] No.18749 del
>>18747
this is of course hypothetical. i would never do such a thing.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 17:18 [Preview] No.18750 del
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>>18747
why yes let's paypig


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 17:18 [Preview] No.18751 del
>>18739
What about Moser. Or Battaglin. Or Defilippis. Or Rebellin. Or Argentin. Or Fondriest


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 17:24 [Preview] No.18752 del
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>>18751
ok fine. you win. there's 13 now.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 17:25 [Preview] No.18753 del
>>18752
Or BALLAN


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 17:29 [Preview] No.18754 del
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15 Italians have been World Champion. Of those, 4 have a last name ending in a consonant. That is 26,6666... %


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 17:39 [Preview] No.18755 del
Wattletbros, I am leaving you behind


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 17:53 [Preview] No.18756 del
>>18755
The wattlets are on 4chan


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 18:12 [Preview] No.18757 del
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>>18755
Eggcellent


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 18:18 [Preview] No.18758 del
USA USA USA USA USA


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 18:23 [Preview] No.18759 del
>>18750
I feel my bank account drain every second I look at this picture


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 18:26 [Preview] No.18760 del
>>18755
Schnitzel enjoyers feasting while wattlets starve


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 18:28 [Preview] No.18761 del
I had to listen to some PhD student explain that Lord of the Rings was inferior to The Wheel of Time because it didn't have female characters in it. What the fuck is wrong with zoomers?


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.18762 del
me yelling at egg posters


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.18763 del
>>18761
i take solace in knowing that it is that bad everywhere, not just at my affiliated institution. still though a doctoral student arguing about fucking Brandon Sanderson books is pretty bad lmao.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 18:39 [Preview] No.18764 del
>>18761
Tell him about yuri manga.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 18:43 [Preview] No.18765 del
>>18763
I'm not against the occasional slop consumption, but the dude spent 10 minutes explaining the deep political meaning of why only women can use magic.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 18:43 [Preview] No.18766 del
>>18762
r*nning is not eggs related
that's how you skore biers and tacos


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.18767 del
>>18765
god eye hate women


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 19:00 [Preview] No.18768 del
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Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 19:01 [Preview] No.18769 del
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>>18756
Y-yes, all of them.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 19:04 [Preview] No.18770 del
>sandwich with eggs and bacon
a true /cyc/ feast for the ages


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.18771 del
>>18770
post it


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.18772 del
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>pedal the big watts
>score lots of eggs
>feast on the good food
yep its ciclismo


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 19:07 [Preview] No.18773 del
I am making a egg-tuna paste. Slightly worse than the north sea favorite, smoked mackerel paste, but still works good.
Will be great for my meager watts aftermath.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 19:08 [Preview] No.18774 del
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>>18756
I probably have a sub 200W FTP


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 19:11 [Preview] No.18775 del
>>18771
it's already GONE


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.18776 del
>>18774
> I probably have a sub 200W FTP
I wouldn't say that. 28kph average over 80km with 750m of elevation is definitely 180-200w territory, depending on your weight, for nearly 3h


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 19:19 [Preview] No.18777 del
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>>18775
please pay more attention to your own meals


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.18778 del


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.18779 del
>>18774
I compared the strava "estimated watts" to my actual watts once and it undervalued it by atleast like 30-40


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 19:40 [Preview] No.18780 del
>>18779
its especially bad on the flat
its like its assuming you're permanently locked in on a tt bike or so, for 35 km/h it assumes like 160w for me


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 19:57 [Preview] No.18781 del
should I even pay attention to the latest SR*M releases? am I a boomer now for feeling content with 11 speed? I don't want to run 1x13 speed with a mountainbike cassette at the back.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No.18782 del
>>18781
The only important aspect of new bikes is the d*sc brake quality


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.18783 del
besides, is shimano coming up with something as well just before the tour? nobody spotted a prototype on the FDJ bikes.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 20:08 [Preview] No.18784 del
>>18781
obviously not you already answered your question


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.18785 del
>>18776
I'm still trying to develop fitness but I just don't ride that much, according to strava in the last 4 weeks I averaged 6h 33m of riding per week


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 20:14 [Preview] No.18786 del
tfw eddy merckx and patje speak better Italian than me. I probably need to add Sagan and Mohoric to that list as well.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 20:16 [Preview] No.18787 del
>>18781
you will run 13 speed and you will snap your chain and you will like it


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.18788 del
>>18781
Of course. You should also buy a 8k€ aero gravel bike to average 22km/h on it


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 20:33 [Preview] No.18789 del
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>>18785
just keep at it nipponbert, gains will come


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 20:56 [Preview] No.18790 del
>>18785
ganbare Bert-san


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 21:09 [Preview] No.18791 del
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Did you know Richard VIRENQUE was born in MOROCCO


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 21:40 [Preview] No.18792 del
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>OTL ŠUMPÍK Pavel


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 21:42 [Preview] No.18793 del
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Ok but seriously, what the FUCK have they done to my boy


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 21:57 [Preview] No.18794 del
That sure is some pick you have there. Hehehe


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 22:01 [Preview] No.18795 del
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>>18732
>mfw I'm expecting Swiss "wine" but given French wine instead


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.18796 del
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Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 22:30 [Preview] No.18797 del
Dead general??


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 22:38 [Preview] No.18798 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gCC58kp-k8Q [Embed]


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 22:50 [Preview] No.18799 del
>>18797
Respond to my interesting fact then >>18791


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 23:05 [Preview] No.18800 del
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>>18799
I did not know that

>I soon realised that I didn't have the brain to be anything but a racing cyclist.
Many such cases in the peloton.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 23:10 [Preview] No.18801 del
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Every day I come home from work at a reasonable hour, it is raining. Every time I work late, it is clear.

Eggs are dwindling. Strength is dwindling.


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 23:11 [Preview] No.18802 del
>>18799
I raise you another interesting fact: There is one Dauphine GC winner who never won anything else. His name is Iñigo Landaluze Intxaurraga: https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/inigo-landaluze-intxaurraga


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 23:12 [Preview] No.18803 del
>>18802
>Iñigo Landaluze Intxaurraga
profoundly basque


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 23:15 [Preview] No.18804 del
>>18802
>Suspended from 2009-06-07 to 2011-06-06
peculiar


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 23:28 [Preview] No.18805 del
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Did you know Tony Rominger was born in Denmark, and Jakob Fuglsang was born in Switzerland


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 23:29 [Preview] No.18806 del
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>>18805
Did you know Juan "Bee Yourself" AYUSO was raised in Los Estados Unidos?


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 23:31 [Preview] No.18807 del
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>>18806
Did you know Juan Speegosh is NOT from Switzerland. His friend is


Bert 06/17/2025 (Tue) 23:36 [Preview] No.18808 del
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>>18807
Yes I did know. What do you say about that?


I 06/18/2025 (Wed) 03:06 [Preview] No.18809 del
>Tour Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes
well that SUCKS


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 04:56 [Preview] No.18810 del
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>AND WE'RE OFF. The flag has dropped and for the 112th Tour De France. I'm Jose Been, with co-commentator Pippa York, providing the ONLY broadcast of this [schniff into microphone] storied race. I can't wait to be your commentator for the next three weeks!


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.18811 del
>>18810
Thank god for sporza


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.18812 del
Being a journo really is the easiest job in the world


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.18813 del
as for Bert, you might say that I'm a BIG fan


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.18814 del
>>18812
If you don't have any self esteem that is


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.18815 del
>>18811
Yeah thank god for one geriatic and one sex addict constantly crying about motors and zero energy casting


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.18816 del
>>18812
>mediocre results
>this is the next pogacar!
>he was mediocre and only kinda decent at some point in his life!


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.18817 del
>>18815
Go watch Karsten Troon then lol


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.18818 del
>>18811
No way it's not a fake


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.18819 del
hat er?


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.18820 del
>>18817
I usually listen to RTL they’re pretty good


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.18821 del
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Legs hurt, had troubles falling asleep. That means it was a propa workout yesterday.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.18822 del
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Stage 4 OFFICIAL /bet/

>Almeida 3
>Bilbao 13
>Onley 17
>Schmid 17
>Gall 21
>Powless 21
>Champoussin 23
>Vauqelin 26
>Christen 29
>Romo 29
>Gregoire 29
>Simmons 34
>Allah 34
>Hershe 34
>Vlasov 41
>Adria 41
>Wilder 51
>Castrillo 51
>Blackmore 51
>Christen 51
...
>O'Connor 67
>T*o 67


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.18823 del
>>18822
Imagine if LAFÉ was here.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.18824 del
>>18821
>had troubles falling asleep
me too, but because I ate a package of toffifee and a can of pringles right before going to bed. big mistake


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.18825 del
>>18824
Now that is proper feasting!
How was your morning ride berts? For me, 4h of endurance, with 3x40min slightly harder but still under LT1 (250-255W) and otherwise under 200W. Then after this it was 50mins of heat training on the rape machine. Going to try a similar workout tomorrow but with slightly higher wattage, might have gone too easy today


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.18826 del
>>18825
so you go out, ride for 4 hours and then you go on the raper for 1h to ride in without a fan?


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.18827 del
>>18826
Yup, just some easy wattage but with a jersey and a winter jersey and no fans to get the body really overheated. I'm not a big fan, but at the nationals last weekend I understood just how much of a heatlet I am (felt like I lost 30-40W of FTP over a couple hours despite drinking and fueling like a madman, it was 26 degrees and sunny) and I want to train to tolerate it. And heat training has lots of benefits even if you want to perform in the cold.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.18828 del
>>18822
Waar Bart Lemgod


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.18829 del
>>18827
>overheating in 26 degree
Speaking of heat traing, I wanted to do some long ride this weekend. Let's see


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.18830 del
>>18829
I don't see a problem. I did my half-everesting in 37C heat


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.18831 del
>>18830
That's fake news, the Garmin always show much higher than real temp, especially if you stop. I can ride until 35 without a problem but I don't want to do 7h in that sun


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.18832 del
>>18829
>>18830
2bh as long as you do low power its not that big of a deal to ride in heat
still sucks though, not a fan of summer for cycling


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.18833 del
>>18829
>>18830
Amazing that you can ride in such heat. For me, today's 15 degrees and some wind is just about perfect for riding with a short jersey and shorts. Once it's hotter than that, I start to sweat a lot and it's not nearly as pleasant. In the nationals by the end I had trouble seeing with so much sweat buildup in my glasses, haha.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.18834 del
>>18832
Yeah obviously I won't push too much. I love summer cycling solely because I can start my ride at 6 in the morning and ride in complete silence.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.18835 del
>>18833
You get used to it, the first week is always a bit rough


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.18836 del
Was gonna ask how to remove the residual glue from the seatpost after a number is peeled off, but I think I'm gonna keep it as is, since it helps preventing me big saddleback from sliding down.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.18837 del
>>18834
yea its nice I started at 6-8 from Friday - Sunday last week and the only negative things I can't note is that I got absolutely plastered with insects because I couldn't dodge those swarms of small flies and that for some reason there's high humidity up until like 11:00. Like 85-90% at 7:00 on completely dry days


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.18838 del
>>18836
Some rubbing alcohol will do the trick if you change your mind


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.18839 del
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>>18838
Perhaps once my racing calendar is over


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.18840 del
WE LIVE IN ITALY
60 km to go


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 11:49 [Preview] No.18841 del
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ABANDON DE PLUS


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.18842 del
>>18829
Route d'occitanie starts today btw


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.18843 del
>>18841
I almost picked him


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.18844 del
>>18841
>11 Laurens De Plus
Haha!


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.18845 del


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.18846 del
>>18842
Don't forget to make you are veloteam


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.18847 del
>>18845
Where is blud going


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.18848 del
A very free break in der Schweiz


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.18849 del
>>18819
Does he even have one?
I feel like he's only good because of pure watts, otherwise when he needs to make a move he seems lost all the time and like he's waiting for instructions


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.18850 del


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.18851 del
>>18849
I think thats just because he has a very defensive racing style


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.18852 del
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Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.18853 del
Are they seriously not starting the broadcast before the climb? What the fuck.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.18854 del
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ABANDON WOODS Michael


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.18855 del
>>18853
I feel like broadcasters have started to set a fixed amount of time to races regardless of where they start.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.18856 del
>>18855
Dauphiné and Suisse has had bad coverage this year which is weird in a time where we get more and more coverage of most races. It's right before Tour de France this is when the mainstream interest in cycling is highest.


I 06/18/2025 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.18857 del
Grégoire might actually do it, hé


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.18858 del
>he suffers in Switzerland


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.18859 del
ZIMMERMANN gonna win the Le Suisse


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.18860 del
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>>18857
a man can hope


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.18861 del
the fuck is quinn simmons in the break again?


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.18862 del
Simmons spas normal


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.18863 del
Yeah, no squeaker is winning this race


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.18864 del
>litteral 5 minutes adbreak
God dman equipe.tv is terrible


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.18865 del
nairoman laché


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.18866 del
Elite gonna smoke them fools


I 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.18867 del
it's funny how many riders there are that need there to be juuuust the right amount of climbing — too little and the fat sprinters get them, too much and the real climbers and GC boys get them


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.18868 del
Vauquelin is holding on


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.18869 del
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GREGOIRE LACHEE


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.18870 del
every single one of these prebubescent teens could outspring wi*bes


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.18871 del
jan c. most trusted gregario for elite. migl bjerg weak.


I 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.18872 del
>>18869
he is there

and so is POWLESS


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.18873 del
Irisihbert wins


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.18874 del
Seixas would win this


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.18875 del
Elite goes !


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.18876 del
Gee would win this


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.18877 del
landaesque


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.18878 del
Nice backwards attack by Almeida


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.18879 del
there they are, the mythical curvas of the Splügenpass


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.18880 del
Ataqque thermonuclear jpl


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.18881 del
alain philippe still in tete de la course


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.18882 del
Christen painface in honor of Formolo


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.18883 del
Pogibros our slaves are weak...


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.18884 del


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.18885 del
kwabbening


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.18886 del
>vlasov


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.18887 del
I'd throw the PCS rape van down the slope like they did it with the minis in the italian job


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.18888 del
>switchbacks


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.18889 del
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Very kino


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.18890 del


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.18891 del
Does gall knows he's 3 minutes behind as well?


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.18892 del
squeaker bros...


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.18893 del
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.18894 del
elite
gall
only onley


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.18895 del
ELITE
L
I
T
E


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.18896 del
Vauqelin wont lose too much time today. I'm not worried squeaker bros.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.18897 del
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Elite 50km solo.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.18898 del
ALMEIDA goes solo


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.18899 del
now this is ELITE


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.18900 del
o'connor is so weak this season


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.18901 del
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Czech commentators are something else:
>KRUIJSWIJK is an elite runner I expected him to be up there
>ALMEIDA should wait and work with ONLEY and GALL


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.18902 del
>>18897
it's all downhill except the finish


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.18903 del
Love watching Almeida just grinding people down in this wheel, so kino


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.18904 del
>>18901
they couldn't find anyone in Czechia that cared about ciclismo?


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.18905 del
I'm part Swiss you know


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.18906 del
all back together in the descent? small gaps


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.18907 del
we live in Italy


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:30 [Preview] No.18908 del
>cross border into Itally
>road quality immediately much worse


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:30 [Preview] No.18909 del
>>18904
It's some former pro jobber


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:30 [Preview] No.18910 del
G2 compacto, this works for VOKLEN, sucks for GREGOIRE


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.18911 del
champoussin getting shimanod


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.18912 del
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Is Almeida really going to take 3 minutes


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.18913 del
>>18912
Eventually, yes. Gregoire loses at least 2 on the TT alone


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.18914 del
ALLAH slaving for GREGOIRE


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.18915 del
G2 slurpage


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.18916 del
>>18912
looks like the frauds in G2 can't descend


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.18917 del
jan christen please don't pull off a Gino


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.18918 del
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I suffer not in Alps


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.18919 del
Benno, Vauqelin and Pablito better go all in on catching Almeida. The rest are too far behind in GC to care so they have license to slurp.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.18920 del
gaps going haywire


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.18921 del
Vauquelin is a decent at TT right?
He shouldn't loose too much to /elite/.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.18922 del
>>18921
its all uphill on a roadbike. climbing prowess is all that matters, TT prowess shouldn't matter at all in the TT.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.18923 del
>>18921
It's a mountain TT. 9 km at 9%, no chance for big Kev


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.18924 del
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>>18922
>>18923

I chose to belive.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.18925 del
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>>18924
>french hope getting planchedebellefille'd by almeida


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.18926 del
Greg a good descender, taking back half a minute


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.18927 del
>>18926
against G2 tho, which is an automatic -50 iq and watts


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.18928 del
Merlel or philipsen in Belgium?


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 14:05 [Preview] No.18929 del
>>18927
¿que? he's taken back a lot of time on Almeida


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.18930 del
>>18928
Merlel of course. Philipsen's transformation from sprinter to classics rider didn't really work out.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.18931 del
>>18928
VERNON


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 14:09 [Preview] No.18932 del
>>18930
>MSR
>2X 2nd PR


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 14:09 [Preview] No.18933 del
G2 mode engaged


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.18934 del
nice pink shirts kids, but this isn't the giro.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.18935 del
>>18933
they might catch him 2bqh


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 14:13 [Preview] No.18936 del
>>18932
Please pay attention to the sport. He only won KBK this year after he said he had trained to become more of a classics rider than sprinter in February or some time early season.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.18937 del
>go to italy
>see flags of roman province of judea again


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.18938 del
Yes, yes. Attack each other. Don't chase.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.18939 del
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Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.18940 del
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>Oscar Onley
>there are actually multiple people called Oscar


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.18941 del
We go again tomorrow, /elite/bros


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.18942 del
almeida can easily get more than 1 minute at the last mountain ITT.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.18943 del
live stream of the tour de /cic/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=g-odRTSxbzU [Embed]


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.18944 del
sander de pestel pas normal


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.18945 del
Waar Javier Romo


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.18946 del
>>18945
In my Veloteam, of course. Thus, nowhere to be seen in the race.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.18948 del
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>>18944
>Sander de Pestel


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.18949 del
Sander De Pestel will win a TDF stage


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.18950 del
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>>18945
Jesus Christ he is MIA too?
This season. I would have to make a count but I don't think I have had a stage race, warm up race where at least two of my very decent picks didn't completely fuck it up.
Of coursh I have had Castrillo and Van Wilder. After a series of adjustments they have become De Plus and Lecerf.
Of coursh I have had Simmons and F. Christen. Better not oversaturate punchers and indeed get De Plus and Lecerf.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.18951 del
>>18950
Lecerf was a skill issue, the rest is not your fault


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.18952 del
>>18951
I didn't hope for Lecerf to be a major donor. It was a slight overpay for 200-250 points, 30 velopoints per velobuck, supposed to be decent.
It was all coming together, a late push for top 10 and now all is ruined.
Oh Lucifer!


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.18954 del
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Results. >>18953


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.18955 del
ah yes tiz is again 20 km behind


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.18956 del
>>18954
>2ertacek again


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.18957 del
>>18955
that's your pc that's 20min too slow - powertripping tiz admin


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.18958 del
>>18955
tiz is beyond all hope these days
>streams behind
>lagging
>often unavailable
>retarded staff


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.18959 del
abrahamsen crashed, it's over for his tour
time to call up kristoff


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.18960 del
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I think this is my biggest self-psyop.
>oversaturating with x
I won't pick a guy who is clearly in shape and will race in home (CHRISTEN F) because I already have four guys from which two are Swiss and I need a GC guy but there are no really good GC guys for the price.
One season it will all come together, I am shure.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.18961 del
>Zeno Moonen


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.18962 del
>>18958
it's ridiculous that when someone calls it out that the stream stutters like crazy they just deny it, I'm sure their viewership has dropped by like 50% over the last few months


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.18963 del
>Jappe


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.18964 del
lol merlier uber dominant, sprints form position 20 and they don't even touch his wheel


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.18965 del
>>18963
insane save though


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.18966 del
>>18965
his balls will hurt tonight


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.18967 del
merlel sounds locked in, I believe in yellow now


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.18968 del
>>18957
>>18958
I only use tiz to see if the stream is already on but sometimes I forgot to switch to the daddy stream our resident adminbert kindly provided


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.18969 del
>>18968
daddy is good but since they restream some bong ad infested channel its given me brain damage


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.18970 del
>>18969
It's crazy the amount of ads they got. I understand it on free streams but imagine paying to watch ad breaks. Insanity.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.18971 del
>>18969
I already made millions thanks to etoro


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.18972 del
Merlier is going to be 16 velocoins


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 16:00 [Preview] No.18973 del
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Going to be a hard choice for a tdf sprinter...


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.18974 del
>>18973
If Merlier is too expensive, I think it might be Jappe for me once again. Even if he doesn't win much he should still podium most sprints with Grug there. Also, most sprints don't look too easy, so picking someone that doesn't get filtered by a hill is good.

I think he's by far the safest option.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 16:09 [Preview] No.18975 del
>>18959
give it to J. KULSET or TILLER instead.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 16:09 [Preview] No.18976 del
>>18970
>tfw paypig but just a low tier paypiglet so you get the worst of both worlds


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.18977 del
>>18969
nothing gives me a deeper disdain for the common man then watching cable tv ads.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.18978 del
>still 30° out
time to score some omelettes


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 16:17 [Preview] No.18979 del
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>>18974
My heart say big Johnny.
My mind says Merlel.

So with how good I am at velogoombling it's going to Girmay or some complete nobody.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.18980 del
>>18979
STEWART wins three stages. then gets assassinated by a freegaza flag in the third week.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 16:28 [Preview] No.18981 del
Sorry but it's GROENEWEGEN who wins three stages


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 16:31 [Preview] No.18982 del
>>18981
Bert tour os Slovenija was 2 weeks ago.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 16:35 [Preview] No.18983 del
>>18979
if only it was possible to pick both and still get both Pogacar and Vingegaard


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 16:38 [Preview] No.18984 del
>>18979
I have a feeling Wout will get a gazillion second places


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 16:52 [Preview] No.18985 del
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Yes well....


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 17:01 [Preview] No.18986 del
what stream, if any, should I be watching considering tiz is now garbage


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 17:02 [Preview] No.18987 del
>>18986
here I got a stream for ya pal
*unzips dick*


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 17:08 [Preview] No.18988 del
>>18986
thedaddy.click
Crtl+f for cycling. I think they change URLs sometimes but they redirect you to the latest one it seems.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 17:13 [Preview] No.18989 del
heatmaxxing bros, we're getting there


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 17:15 [Preview] No.18990 del
>>18989
looks like a nice balmy spring day


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 17:18 [Preview] No.18991 del
>“It was in Switzerland. Here’s what happened: it had been raining all day. Eddy won the sprint, I came in second. So off we went to the doping control," De Vlaeminck's tale begins in comments collected by De Telegraaf. The issue was though, that Merckx was struggling to produce a sample for the doctors to investigate, something that could have raised concerns for doping control.

>"Eddy had already peed during the race and couldn’t go again," De Vlaeminck explains, revealing how he swooped in to save the day for his great rival, using some questionable tactics to fool the doping control. "I was still bursting. When the doctor wasn’t looking, I quickly poured half of mine into his container. He’d have done the same for me. Peeing in the rain, it’s quickly done — you don’t always think about it.”
imagine he pissed hot kek


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.18992 del
>take so bad even the youtube comments shit on you
Lmao I've never seen that. It's so amusing to see how broken all the Remco fanboys are. My favorite argument is when they say "but remco was so much better in junior, how could it happen".


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 17:26 [Preview] No.18993 del
>>18991
no rider today is as annoying as De Vlaeminck


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 17:50 [Preview] No.18994 del
>>18993
Let the man have his rants. I want to be like him him when I get old. I can just yell at the clouds and people will just shrug it off....Heh funny old man.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 17:51 [Preview] No.18995 del
>>18992
but that pic is about vingegaard


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.18996 del
>>18995
Deep down their problem is that it was supposed to be remco. Pretty sure the same dude made a video last year at the tour saying pogi should have let fishman win on one of the latter stages


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 17:59 [Preview] No.18997 del
tom shitcock dropped another coping descending video


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 18:07 [Preview] No.18998 del
>>18997
IF only they had downhill TT


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 18:10 [Preview] No.18999 del
>>18992
why would Eurosport France be obsessed with Remco?


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 18:11 [Preview] No.19000 del
>>18996
I still don't see what that has to do with memco tbh
plenty to seethe about with him but I don't get this one


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 18:11 [Preview] No.19001 del
>>18998
based giro has covered that


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 18:21 [Preview] No.19002 del
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>>19001
Nice try.
Giro 2020 never happened.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 18:24 [Preview] No.19003 del
Front (left) lever won't shift up. Me cable is fucked right?


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 18:25 [Preview] No.19004 del
>>18994
I don't get why he has a stick up his ass; it's lame when old stars can only look down at active athletes (I'll admit it's sometimes funny how it comes out)


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.19005 del
>>19003
is there tension on the cable
I've had 2 (!) shimano shifters break internally without reason in the past 3 years


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 18:40 [Preview] No.19006 del
>>19005
Only some but clearly not enough.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 18:49 [Preview] No.19007 del
>>19003
sounds like it


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 18:50 [Preview] No.19008 del
>>19006
cable time, hopefully not completely internal


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 18:54 [Preview] No.19009 del
>>19000
>>18999
Just in general the dude is a gigantic remco fan for some reason and it has been clear that the dude was coping for a few year. Now he's just squeaking


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 19:01 [Preview] No.19010 del
>>19007
>>19008
Internal just in frame. Too bad it couldn't get fucked on the big gear and stay there, I wouldn't even bother until it was general inspection time at the shop.


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 19:31 [Preview] No.19011 del
what if allah wins this?


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 19:34 [Preview] No.19012 del
>>19011
he will make sure to do atleast one more completely retarded move to ensure he doesn't


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 19:47 [Preview] No.19013 del
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Copenhagen Sprint 2025 OFFICIAL /bet/

>Kooij 2.37
>Groenewegen 5
>Pedersen 9
>Waerenskjold 15
>Moschetti 17
>Lung 17
>Welsford 19
>De Hairs 21
>Fretin 21
>ACKermann 34
>Blikra 34
>Steward 34
>Salby 41
>Grosso 41
>Zijlaard 41
>Bauhaus 41
>Viviani 51
>Demare 67
>Vacek 67
>Analnikolikowski 81
>Rajovic 81
>Fredheim 81
>Asgreen 81


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 19:49 [Preview] No.19014 del
>>19011
ridiculous hypothetical


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 19:53 [Preview] No.19015 del
>>19013
amazing how welsfart can still live off all those TDU stage wins


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 19:53 [Preview] No.19016 del
>>19013
Lung? Surely he has two?


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 20:16 [Preview] No.19017 del
>>19016
it says right there he has 17
officially


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 21:28 [Preview] No.19018 del
>>18993
i find him hilarious personally


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.19019 del
>>19013
>Salby 41
who signs him next year


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.19020 del
>>19013
>Salby 41
would be funny if this naturalized Chinese farmer won


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 21:37 [Preview] No.19021 del
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VINE walked so SALBY could run [at women in dark alleys]


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 21:37 [Preview] No.19022 del
Abrahamsen got collected


Bert 06/18/2025 (Wed) 21:38 [Preview] No.19023 del
>>19022
karma for his beyond blatant doping


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.19025 del
>>19022
you'd think a bit of mass would help distribute the force better


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 02:49 [Preview] No.19026 del
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im gonna pick skjelmose. and you should too.


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 02:57 [Preview] No.19027 del
https://escapecollective.com/august-uci-gear-limit-trial-will-ban-pro-sram-setups/
UCI is considering banning gearing higher than 54x11. This means that anything over 49x10 will be banned for SRAM. I have a 52x10 setup and just bought a 50/37 chainring as well. Is UCI just fucking with me? This stuff isn't cheap


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 03:21 [Preview] No.19028 del
>>19027
literally why


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 04:01 [Preview] No.19029 del
>>19028
Limit speed. It's the only way to do it that doesn't fuck too much with bike manufacturer, so it was pretty obvious they were going to do it. I think such a ban is already in place in juniors


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.19030 del
>>19029
>doesn't fuck too much with bike manufacturer
>defuncts SRAM's entire catalogue


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No.19031 del
>>19029
I thought they actually got rid of it in the juniors


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 04:09 [Preview] No.19032 del
>>19030
SRAM is not a bike manufacturer, and surely they can adapt for UCI legal bikes much easier than if the UCI banned dropped seatstay and aero shape tubes.


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 04:15 [Preview] No.19033 del
>>19032
>>19030
Also 95% of bikes sold are sold to boomers that will never enter a UCI race so it doesn't matter if the gearing is not right as lonk as their bike looks like the one procylist are using


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.19034 del
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>>19027
you can still pedal in the high 70s km/h or even into 80s with 54x11, I know this first hand so how does this help
if anything this makes riding more dangerous because runners will have to spin much higher cadence in sprints and such which I'm sure increases the potential to swerve around or something


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.19035 del
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this gearing change and the bar width change don't do shit for safety but make pro cycling more retarded
who does the consulting for the UCI? Can I join in? I can cook up some retarded ideas, my heads basically full of them


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.19036 del
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>>19035
It is so you need to buy new shit to stay compliant, creating artificial demand


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.19037 del
We are not going to see live images from the high passos, are we


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.19040 del
>>19038
WADA hotline


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.19042 del
CHUTE CASTRILLO
CHUTE MAYRHOFER


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.19043 del
>>19042
>chute before the race even starts


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.19044 del


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.19045 del
>>19034
Reminder that this is all thanks to wout van shart who wanted the limited gearing DESPITE being the asshole that was going out the saddle at 80km/h in a downhill
Fuck Wout


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.19046 del
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ABANDON DE LA CRUZ Davide


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.19047 del
Another ride with low endurance watts and 40min sets closer to LT1 but still in z2. I did 3x40min at 280W, the first two felt great and easy but the third one maybe drifted a bit into tempo territory. Great seeing these LT1 gains from doing big volume, it's really rewarding and motivating.
>>19045
Yet another reason to dislike Wout, he's now slowly making me bankrupt


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.19048 del
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>>19047
What the hell is LT1
What are the BIG watts trying to sell us this time


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.19049 del
>>19048
First lactate threshold, aerobic threshold, whatever you want to call it. Basically the infliction point where your blood lactate levels start rising. If your LT1 is high, then higher power is still just z2 for you, ie. you don't get as fatigued and you can probably produce better power later on.
For me my FTP has risen a lot during the years but my LT1 hasn't as much, at the beginning of this year even 240W started to feel like tempo after a while. We have been working on it with my coach and it appears my LT1 has finally risen quite a bit to something like 270-280W.


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.19050 del
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>>19049
they are playing us for absolute fools


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.19051 del
>>19050
For comparison Pogi's LT1 is something like 330-350W which is why he has it so easy even on big mountain days, he can spend most of the ride comfortably at z2 even in the high mountains


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.19052 del
early reminder that today there will be new thread if you are f5 again and wondering that no new posts are appearing


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.19053 del
>>19052
Thanks for the heads up champ


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.19055 del
>>19049
>>19051
So for example, if your LT1 is low, then Z2 would be like 50% of your FTP while if it's high, then it would be like 75% of your FTP, do I get it right?


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.19056 del
>>19055
Yeah precisely, or rather the upper end of your Z2. This January my FTP was around 360-370 and my LT1 was around 240, or just 65% of ftp. Now it's closer to 75%. I think it can go as high as 80-85% for really trained athletes, triathletes etc.
LT1 is tough to raise because you really just need a lot of volume under LT1 over the years to raise it, doing vo2max work etc. isn't going to help there. I think that's why so many of those old geezers and ex pros are so good in long gravel stuff, their LT1 is absolutely elite and thus they can just keep on grinding away at high power for long stretches even if their top end power isn't as high.


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 11:58 [Preview] No.19057 del
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went for a small hike today, enough cycling the last 2 weeks


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 11:58 [Preview] No.19058 del
>>19056
>their LT1 is absolutely elite and thus they can just keep on grinding away at high power for long stretches even if their top end power isn't as high.
the Geraint Thomas GT strategy


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.19059 del
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>>19057
very cool
i need to start walking again so i can make my annual trip to the alps in september


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.19060 del
>>19059
go for it! do you have some nice mountains in Tschechien for hiking?


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.19061 del
>>19060
of coursh, the infamous bohemian alps


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.19062 del
>>19059
Pay hommage to the corpse


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 12:34 [Preview] No.19063 del
>>19057
Nice, where is it?


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 12:40 [Preview] No.19064 del
>>19063
Rax Alpe, 1.5h south of Vienna


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.19065 del
>>19061
have you been to Adršpach? I am thinking of visiting it in autumn


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.19066 del
gap going out to 4 minutes, they could easily bring it back but do they let the break win today?


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.19067 del
>>19065
Yes, it is very lovely, but in summer it's full of people and polaks. Incredibly crowded.

Fortunately we have many more sandstone mountains that are less popular but equally interesting.


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.19068 del
>>19066
it's a strong group, depends when UAE starts drilling


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.19069 del
>>19068
should be an easy win for Almeida if they bother work for him


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.19070 del
So why the FUCK is Mauro SCHMID not doing anything. He was good at that Gippingen race. Do NOT tell me I got psyopped because I DIDN'T


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 12:54 [Preview] No.19071 del
WIDAR in difficulty


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 12:56 [Preview] No.19072 del
>>19070
he tried on one stage and now he's done


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 12:56 [Preview] No.19073 del
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>>19067
>Fortunately we have many more sandstone mountains that are less popular but equally interesting
would you mind sharing the names of these spots?


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.19074 del
Dawg spotted


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.19075 del
Why am I not living in Switzerland again?


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.19076 del
Bilbao will win for Gino


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:19 [Preview] No.19078 del
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>San Bernandino stage
>Youtube recommends me maschinenfuhrer POV footage from Bernina Express
coincidence?


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.19079 del
RAFFERTY wins, ireland is two for two
WIDAR loses the maillot rose


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.19080 del
these are 2 different passes. San Bernardino doesn't have a trein.
Bernina pass is a very popular cycling spot due to the direct road to Livigno.


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:24 [Preview] No.19081 del
>>19080
are you telling me I spent two hours watching a train video and then confused the two passos? embarassing


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:25 [Preview] No.19082 del
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Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:27 [Preview] No.19083 del
>>19081
and don't mix those passes up with the grand saint bernard, that's the one with the dogs.


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.19084 del
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beer


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:34 [Preview] No.19085 del
So what happened to that fraud Widar


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:35 [Preview] No.19086 del
The Big Two


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:35 [Preview] No.19087 del
The Big Two


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:37 [Preview] No.19088 del
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gotta go fast


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.19089 del
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romeo > romo
I learned my lesson


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:46 [Preview] No.19090 del
Going back to baby giro after winning it is already a crime, but not winning should be a career ending move


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:51 [Preview] No.19091 del
>>19090
What happened today anyway? Mechanical, chute fraudulence?


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:51 [Preview] No.19092 del
>>19091
They just let the testa go, it wasn't a difficult stage


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:51 [Preview] No.19093 del
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>hey joao, a Portuguese must win Suisse


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:53 [Preview] No.19094 del
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rampa time #1


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.19095 del
waar Joao


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.19096 del
>>19094
just have to survive two rampas today squeakbros
I still believe


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.19097 del
Czech commentators chuds:
>Quinn Simmons, a sympathetic guy from the US
>Czech berg, 40 meters, swiss berg, 400 meters, it's a bit different


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.19098 del
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woah


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.19099 del
>>19095
lost positions in the approach to a short steep climb, so the usual


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:00 [Preview] No.19100 del
Decathlon goes hard


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:00 [Preview] No.19101 del
>>19100
Once again some poor Bert will be psyoped by Gall.


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.19102 del
o7


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.19103 del
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GREGOIRE LACHEE


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.19104 del
Horrendous coverage yet again


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.19105 del
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man that rampa looks hard, wouldn't ride


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:04 [Preview] No.19106 del
C'est fini


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:04 [Preview] No.19107 del
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>>19104
the funny thing is that all riders are being tracked, but they can't use the data for TV.
at least there seems to be a stationary camera.


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.19108 del
Julian still here actually


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.19109 del
Almeida on very steep rampas is some of the most stressful riding I've ever seen


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.19110 del
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the giro pineapple cook came to watch


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.19111 del
Atack elite


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.19112 del
alain philippe pas normal


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.19113 del
Proper climb this


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.19114 del
Vauquelin impressive so far today


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.19115 del
amazing tv coverage


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:09 [Preview] No.19116 del
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horse category


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:09 [Preview] No.19117 del
Allah top tier velobait


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:09 [Preview] No.19118 del
>>19117
Thankfully george will overprice him


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.19119 del
My sources tell me that elite will crack on the next climb


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.19120 del
A good point, the climb was not the finish line, there's 150 more altitude meters after that to the meta


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.19121 del
GALL still with two hjaelpers


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.19122 del
Three riders in the front to neutralize bonus seconds. It's all coming together.


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.19123 del
>Ocoonor dropped by Callum Scotson
What a kwab


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.19124 del
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listen to some jazz


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.19125 del
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rampa time #2
I'm getting a deja vu


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:27 [Preview] No.19126 del
o'coomer in trouble


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.19127 del
The favela of O'coomer


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.19128 del
>>19126
>>19127
Good, fuck the guy


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.19129 del
ALMEIDA doing the Almeida again?


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.19130 del
>pierre roland thinking Almeida is exploding
Lmao, diesel king is about to murder this climb


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.19131 del
>czech commentators think ALMEIDA is exploding
please please pay attention to the sport


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.19132 del
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suisse rai delivering still images


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.19133 del
Atack Alan philip


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.19134 del
ALLAH PARANORMAL


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.19135 del
>>19011
hmmmm


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.19136 del
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kek, swiss German tv shitting the bed, but swiss Italina tv working just fine.


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.19137 del
let's hope it's not his signature move of attacking too early and finishing far behind everyone else


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.19138 del
This coverage is ridiculous


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.19139 del
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pas normal


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.19140 del
shoulda picked onley


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.19141 del
Dizel warming up


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.19142 del
waar KAMNA


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.19143 del
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only onley left


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.19144 del
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>>19143
it's over


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.19145 del
>>19137
Diesel warming up


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.19146 del
>puncheurs forgot this was a 7km climb and not 4km


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.19147 del
lol, Almeida


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.19148 del
great coverage you fucking retards


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.19149 del
Lmao Allah did his attack into exploding move


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.19150 del
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alain philippe backwards pedaling


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.19151 del
>>19149
every fucking time


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.19152 del
GALL doing his best Almeida impression


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.19153 del
Vauquelin in yellow today.


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pferdegalle


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oscar only? not anymore!


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grande onley


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.19157 del
big osk


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.19158 del
Great ride by Vauquelin


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+1:00 for kevin


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.19160 del
Vauqelin completely wasted. All hope is lost. I no longer believe.


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.19161 del
Just like in Romandie he pulled hard in the final km with someone else on his wheel to open the gap to the others.


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.19162 del
squeakers are BACK


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.19163 del
>>19142
>waar KAMNA
8th, very nice


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.19164 del
feltet.dk/landevej/dansk-u23-rytter-faar-dopingdom/10857046
another filthy danish dopeur caught. He took some ritalin and then pleaded retardation. smartest dane.


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Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.19166 del
Love a good lean bunda


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.19167 del
if you don't believe in Vauquelin winning the tour de suisse, you don't believe in anything


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.19168 del
terrible race by INEOS


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.19169 del
Bill Barta looking strong


Bert 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.19170 del
>>19168
this applies to all races by ineos


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/cyc/s most favorite coomer doing an interview for suisse italian tv. he's very content with elite, makes him forget about ayuso and the del stier giro blunder.


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>>19172
>le fuck ayuso face


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top 10


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GC


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