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Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No. 21208
mfw low quality psyop edition

>Current and upcoming races
03.07 - 06.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
06.07 - 13.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
06.07 - 13.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
06.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
09.07 - 13.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
16.07 - 20.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
19.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1 WE
20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro


>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/kCgLX5Pn

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>20195


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.21210 del
no BATSAIKHAN edizione?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.21211 del
Fuck W*ut


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.21213 del


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.21214 del
Seixas is doing l'avenir. Widar already crying


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.21215 del
>>21212
almost killed herself with that front wheel lock up. i understand the panic but surely we expect the professionals to know how to use brakes correctly.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.21216 del
>Picking ROGLIČ in the Tour


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.21217 del
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stay cool


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.21219 del
going for a r*n before it gets 40


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.21220 del
>>21216
there are people in this very thread that will do this and those same people will complain loudly when he very predictably abandons


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.21221 del
so we all know team fraudulence, but what about team abandon?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.21222 del
>>21216
Ofcrush.
What could possibly go wrong?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.21223 del
>>21216
>>21220
>>21222
you don't understand it's the KICK of true goombling that compels one to pick Rogla, once you've felt that rush you just have to get more. Yes Roglic likely won't make it and we will be angry, yes he likely will chute but what if he makes it through what if he does well? What if pog and vingo fuck up and he rakes in the points??
Imagine the tremendous euphoria of S. YATES betters while he put minutes into the LATAMs after they put 1k on him when his odds were at like 21 because it seemed like del TORO's victory was guaranteed. This is true goombling


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.21224 del
>>21212
Centimeters away from chute fatale


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.21225 del
Five for Georgie humiliated


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.21226 del
>Millie's cousin wins
doesn't she have a name though?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.21227 del
>>21221
1. ROGLIC
2. DE LIE
3. BAUHAUS
4. MOHORIC
5. DE BUYST
6. WELLENS
7. VAN SINTMAARTENSDIJK
8. THOMAS
9. CARR

DS Giuseppe VINE


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.21228 del
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De Buyst could be a good secret pick after De Lie abandons on stage 1


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.21229 del
>>21221
Fingerguard
Roidlick
Dirty dopin Dane
Henry MENOS
Merliest
vander Fraud
W*ut
Magnum Chutefield
John Mailand


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.21230 del
>>21228
its berckmoos for me


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.21231 del
imagine poor Bert, endlessly refreshing


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.21232 del
Lame


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.21233 del
>>21232
Ok this one is actually better


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.21234 del
>>21231
this board could really use a post counter in the thread


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.21235 del
so you're all gonna sleep on the sprinters just so you can pick 1+2 of the GC?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.21236 del
>those prices
Meh, boring team will be made


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.21237 del
Prodhomme about to become french NC


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.21238 del
>>21235
fuck spr*nters


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.21239 del
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I have both Roglic and Sheffield.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.21240 del
>>21235
The thing is, in order to make it worth you basically have to pick the two best sprinters, which is a gamble since you know pogi and jonas are going to score 3k points each


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.21241 del
Who's even pulling behind?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.21242 del
>>21241
Arkea, apparently


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.21243 del
>>21235
too much randomness


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.21244 del
looks like they're riding hard in the german nc
I will further look into it and report on whats the situation


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.21245 del
>>21241
waar SEIXAS


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.21247 del
They're doing 14 laps of this in 34 degree in France.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.21248 del
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they don't comment on time gaps or anything
>>21246
do you know whos in the Spitze and who's chasing? I think I heard Schachmann in g2 and I think Spitze has Politt, Lipogod and TTT


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.21249 del
looks like g1 was caught by g2 in Germany
I think


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.21250 del
We live in France btw, it's probably (again) going to be a kino race


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.21251 del
>>21250
ynr '23 NC with godlike MADOUAS winning in the heat


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.21252 del
>>21247
dog bless


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.21253 del
115 to go and they already look gassed in france. will be monitoring


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.21254 del
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We live in Czechoslovakia


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.21255 del
June is by far my biggest month ever. A lot of easy km to go to work but still a lot of eggs. No idea about the shape, it's too hot to do intervals longer than one minute


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.21256 del
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Interview with slovak superstar Matje SCHWARZBACHERFGERBERG
>After joining UAE I made a gigantic step forwards in just one year, it's unreal


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.21257 del
>>21255
very nice


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.21258 del
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Schachmann is pretty strong this season
it may be the very well known QS juice


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.21259 del
>>21258
the power of not having an infected bladder


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.21260 del
very elite group off in belgium


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.21261 del
85km to go and the peleton in 15 pieces


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.21262 del
>20 people pulling for gregoire
Lmao, always crack me up


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.21263 del
>>21262
they should allow FDJ to bring 20 riders to the tour


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.21264 del
don't forget to water you cyc gf


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.21265 del
>>21263
would that even make a difference? it would mostly be peleton fillers with nothing to do


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.21266 del
>Waar is de lie
Lmao


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.21267 del
>remco is good on cobbles
they finally taught him?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.21268 del
first glance at the stream and Remco is mad at the break lmao


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.21269 del
>>21267
Kek at renaat on the cobbles


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.21271 del
>>21263
>20 riders barely manage to hang onto the peloton
heh


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.21272 del
SAGAN
A
G
A
N


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.21273 del
>>21270
mechanical ZimmZamm


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.21275 del
>girmay has never been Eritrean champ
kinda weak


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.21276 del
Lmao TTT let's gooo


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.21277 del
>>21265
>>21276
for sights like this it would be worth it


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.21278 del
>>21276
14 FDJ in front and godon


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.21279 del


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.21280 del
Bastien TRONCHON to FDJ btw


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.21281 del
>>21280
decathlon slipping


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.21282 del
>>21270
Anton Sniffer? Who the FUCK is that


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.21283 del
>>21276
Lolwut. What if Godon wins this


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.21284 del
Urska 5th in a race of 6


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.21285 del
VACEK and KUBIS go solo


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.21286 del
>>21262
needs more FDJ riders


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.21287 del
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My Yahoo is kill, part of the mount finally gave out after I almost broke it off during a heavy chute on my mtb over a year ago.
Guess a splurge is incoming.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.21288 del
>>21276
>Godon vs 14 FDJ riders
>Godon wins
just imagine


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.21289 del
>>21287
You're in luck I think they released a proper paypig module just recently


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.21290 del
Seixas absolutely PAS NORMAL


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.21291 del
>>21290
Prodhomme also, obviously


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.21292 del
>stuyven


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.21293 del
>remking attacking on the cobbles
my god what are they doing to my muslim boy


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.21294 del
>>21293
I'm watching france, how is jasper looking?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.21295 del
>>21294
philipsen nosebreathing in his wheel
but I don't know about his sprint nowadays


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.21296 del
We might actually get a french national champion who's not a total shitter for once


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.21297 del
VACEK NC
KUBIS NC


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.21298 del
old man majka did it


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.21299 del
Kubis and Vacek finished together, after than, 100% footage of Kubis, 0% footage of Vacek
slovak "mentality" in a nutshell


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.21300 del
florian vermeersch is such a wheelsucker lmao


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.21301 del
>>21298
Guess that was a lifetime achievement course he had no rivals on, which was close to his home.
>>21297
They've got their jerseys ready at least.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.21302 del
remco is such a kino one day racer he should really just give up on trying to beat pogi in the tour


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.21303 del
bikeAIDS runner Anton SCHIFFER in the German Spitze next to the greats. Knowers remember him from this years Tour of Hellas


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.21304 del
Cort DNF after chute apparently. Time to adjust your veloteams.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.21305 del
>>21302
Many such cases, but this is where the money is


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.21306 del
do I lose my velopoints if I pick a rider that is obviously doped to the brim for the tour and he actually gets caught, because French police didn't do any of those funny bus raids in a while and maybe ASO has some dirt on a specific team that wants to establish that one cycling thing so they tipped off WADA and French police.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.21307 del
>>21306
no its fine you can pick PRODHOMME


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.21308 del
>>21306
Everybody is picking jonas bert


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.21309 del
Hannah Walker is on the match burning beat


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.21310 del
philipsen looks really good, I might swap out merlel


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.21311 del
>>21239
saw a hot lesbian with this on a shirt yesterday


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.21312 del
>>21310
I have a feeling alpecinbullies are going to be in ordre


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.21313 del
>>21312
there's now a group of wellens, berckmoose, philipsen and remco
with arjan livings, crampy, de bondt and f vermeersch hanging off the back
crazy for a sprinter


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.21314 del
>>21312
Grug is 100% locked on my team, not memeing


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.21315 del
>>21313
Im watching. Crampy riding his TT helmet in that weather is a bold move


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.21316 del
>>21310
Fuck, I see it too now. More adjoostments..


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.21317 del
>>21315
more worried about his lack of glasses in this insect infested weather


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.21318 del
Big upset in austria. Randomly opened the stream with 1km to go. Discutable sprint lmao


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.21319 del
ynr heat allergy wellens


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.21320 del
Always love this NC sunday


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.21321 del
attack chessman, only contishitter can follow


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.21322 del
>>21255
Go on Bert, my son


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.21323 del
>>21322
Some sacrifices have been made for this summer though. There will be at least 3 weeks without biking, just hiking and r*nning


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.21324 del
Meanwhile in the slavlands OMRZEL, Ravbar and Marlot break was cought by Adria and Pogi team shitters.
They slurping now because it's too hot.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.21325 del
Turns out my yahoo only wobbles beyond acceptable levels on an extra mount on my mtb, it is sits more than well enough on the main mount on me roubay.
No splurge on gombuder then, for now.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.21326 del
>>21321
Bora losing the nationals? Shameful.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.21327 del
>>21323
winter is for training
summer is for enjoyment
I would trade all me vO2 max points for some Big eggs hiked to lay down in a cool mountain stream listening to the cicadas


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.21328 del
>>21327
this is how I do it, hard work on the rape machine and then reap the fruits in the summer with fun and big rides


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.21329 del
Magnier is impressive. I don't understand how he got filtered so hard in every climb of the giro


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.21330 del
>>21327
Yeah it's fine. I always spend at least one week in Nice with my friend, usually at the end of summer but not this year sadly.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.21331 del
lmao who saw that guy fall over in Italy


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.21332 del
>>21329
I don't think he tried very hard, they clearly just chose the easy sprint stages to go and everything else he didn't bother to follow


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.21333 del
>>21328
I actually almost never train, just ride my bike to work and then long one in the weekend. If the weather is too shit I'll do some intervalls on the rape machine but this doesn't happend so often


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.21334 del
Bookman sisters, is today our day?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.21335 del
>>21333
it passes the evening, just put on some moves and grind
I've become so much stronger than my friends now


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.21337 del
>>21335
I should but my commute is already quite long so it's hard to combine both. Kinda stuck around 300 FTP, but honestly that's enough for what I do (long ride alone). Maybe if I had some friends to drop I could get motivated


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.21338 del
>>21336
me on the right


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.21339 del
wellens smiling, it's over
UAE dopaje but I like him so it's cool


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.21340 del
CAM ON VALENTIN


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.21341 del
>>21339
Remco is dragging Philipsen the entire time? what is wrong with him


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.21342 del
>>21341
no they're taking turns now but I think jappe is dead


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.21343 del
>>21342
Already a miracle he's there


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.21344 del
>>21341
Jappe = fraud
Remco = passion
Wellens = dopage


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.21345 del
lmao


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.21346 del
Reports of VAUQUELIN having catastrophic chute but I see him in the 2eme peloton


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.21347 del
>>21345
Revenge of the discarded.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.21348 del
>>21345
kek world tour kwaks in shambles


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.21349 del
>>21345
classic italian results
when was the last time they had a respectable champ? colbrelli?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.21350 del
>>21349
Bettiol was mighty fine. He only give a shit or two more often.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.21351 del
I really like this Schachi comeback


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.21352 del
>>21350
he barely rode a top 10 in the jersey
it was horrible even if you like fattiol


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.21353 del
Massive G2 slurp in france


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.21354 del
>>21349
disrespectful to grande Berto Bertiol tbh


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.21355 del
Filippo CONCA is a gravel rider, roadbros our answer to this kwakening??


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.21357 del
SCHACHMANN DROPPED
meanwhile the bikeaids runner Schiffer stays with EMU


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.21358 del
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Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.21359 del
>>21318
haha lol wtf


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.21360 del
chessman getting motopaced back by the car


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.21361 del
>Germany, Austria, Italy
what is going on down there


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.21362 del
Wellens fatiguing, but probably has it


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.21363 del
>>21318
>WAFFLER NC
pancakebros, our response?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.21364 del
remco is going to seethe so hard in the interview


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.21365 del
Lennergy bros, we're BACK


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.21366 del
If Memco loses to february Wellens in July of all months, what message does it really say about his /tdf/ chance?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.21367 del
Lapeira psyopping us again


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.21368 del
>>21361
shouldn't have made fun of the Finnish NC winner.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.21369 del
FDJ with some questionable tactic.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.21371 del
>>21366
he's been heat training apparently
don't miss out berts


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.21372 del
>>21370
Storkbros we got this.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.21373 del
>>21318
Whatever was that sprint
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WrKLFQPUMD4 [Embed]


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.21374 del
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>>21371
trust me I'm heat trained to the max these days


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.21375 del
is De Lie the real Merckx? wins like crazy against farmers while barely training, but can barely touch the big boys who put in modern training


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.21376 del
BARRE abnormale


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.21377 del
>partito forte barré


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.21378 del
LAPEIRA lachee


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.21379 del
KING LOUIS


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.21380 del
>>21373
>>21318
year of the conti shitter kek


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.21381 del
MADOUAS


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.21382 del
GODON still possible.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.21383 del
a year ago on this day the le tour already grand departed


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.21384 del
SEIXAS SLAVING


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.21385 del
GODON!


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.21386 del
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A FRENCH VICTORY


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.21387 del
godon is the personification of retard strength


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.21388 del
GODon


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.21389 del
A hitleresque salute by godon


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.21390 del
Decathlon dopage back just in time for tdf.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.21391 del
kino FDJ vs AG2R sprint as it should be


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.21392 del
No TV coverage in the valley of the pigs in Germany, what's going on there?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.21393 del
Disapoiting by gregoire


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.21395 del
FDJ bros, what went wrong?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.21396 del
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What did we learn today? What needful we have to do?

>GREGOIRE OUT
>EVENEPOEL OUT
>every single italian out
>voklen perhaps stays in


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.21397 del
>>21392
the utmost density of forest


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.21398 del
Thermonuklearer Anschlag de Lennergy incoming


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.21399 del
>>21396
lipowitz out as well


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.21400 del
commentators shitting on GODON


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.21401 del
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Frankreich über alles


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.21402 del
>>21401
kek wtf


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.21403 del
interesting ears


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.21405 del
>>21401
what the FUCK


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.21406 del
Fats will have to accept second place because his teammate is alone in front.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.21408 del
ZimZam won in Germany


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.21409 del
ZIMMERMANN wins
he got cucked by a mechanical and worked his way back so well deserved


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.21410 del
zimmerbeast hell yeah


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.21413 del
jan christen Suisse NC
UAE gets to ruin another NC jersey again.
2nd place some junior beating schmid and hirschi


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.21414 del
>>21413
well, it's an automated system, there are still 2 laps to go. don't know why the lap 10 results were shown as final result. and that Darbellay guy isn't a junior, but some club shitter who did a season for Corractec.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.21415 del
>>21411
Puck?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.21416 del
remco seething on the podium, man that is pathetic


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.21417 del
Wellens lost the fight 3 years ago. Someone should tell him


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.21418 del
>>21417
UAE revived his cycling career and alpecin will revive his hair


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.21419 del
>>21417
a man can cope!


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.21420 del
>>21401
and when one ZIMMERMAN wins in deutschland. what could he possibly mean by this


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.21421 del
Matteo humbling heatletts


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.21422 del
>>21416
>insists the haters dont get to him
>shows that the haters consistently get to him
many such caserinos


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.21423 del
>>21421
Even gave us a glimpse of the NC bike. Pretty cool looking I must admit


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.21424 del
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>>21401
What the FUCK


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.21425 del
>>21416
I'm so bored of him I can't even hate him properly


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.21426 del
>>21421
2bh that looks like a z1/2 ride not particularly humbling, thats what we've all been doing every day for weeks haven't we


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.21427 del
>>21421
adjorgsted


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.21428 del
MOURIS, NOVAL, JACKOWIAK, MOLLER ANDERSEN. these are the only juniors who you need to know the names of. and all the belgian thor's


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.21429 del
>>21423
isn't that last year's bike


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.21430 del
>wellens said the tdf team is in incredible shape
vingo bros we're going to get destroyed


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.21431 del
>>21426
I didn't do 4hrs in that temp. But again that's not my job


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.21432 del
>>21430
how many stage wins?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.21433 del
>>21432
tree fiddy


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.21434 del
>>21429
It is I'm stupid


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.21435 del
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>>21431
well given his ftp he was basically just dicking around so neither did he
if he does that route at 38°C with at least 36ks an hour average I'll tip my proverbial hat, until that happens I'll keep hating


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.21436 del
>>21435
Based Visma hater


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.21437 del
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>>21436
not racist just don't like 'em


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.21438 del
honestly surprised our NC has tv coverage

I don't remember that happening in previous years


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.21439 del
>>21438
yeah cause we were all popping about that sweet coastal route


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.21440 del
>>21437
I used to enjoy his antics but ever since he became muslim he's kinda taken it too far, whining in interviews how philipsen didn't drag him back to wellens
it had some endearing factors in the past


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.21441 del
>>21440
He is fucking crazy. Will end up like Frank VDB or something


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.21442 del
OLIVEIRA wins


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.21443 del
>>21440
He's a 25 year old behaving like a spoiled 6 year old. It's really unappealing to me, always has been


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.21444 del
>>21440
I remember how he publicly stated that vingo has no balls after the gravel stage and it was the best thing since integrating shifters and brakes
today it would come off as impotent crying, he needs to redeem himself asap


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.21445 del
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mads train don't stop for no dane


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.21446 del
>>21444
I really really like this webum


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.21447 del
the absolute state of the spanish broadcast


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.21449 del
>>21444
that's fun seethe, but if he seethes that berckmoes and aryan livyns don't do enough work for him to get wellens back it just comes off as napoleon syndrome


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.21450 del
>>21448
I mean timmeke said it himself in his interview after the race that he was 2nd best but the smartest


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.21451 del
>>21450
I didn't watch it, but how much stronger was remco? He couldn't drop jespe


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.21452 del
>>21451
remco was strong, he just attacked twice every lap while his gold helmet was cooking him alive which meant he had jack shit left in the end
then when the decisive move happened nobody worked with him because he's remco and seething ensued


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.21453 del
>tfw you will never be de beste man on de koerse


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:04 [Preview] No.21454 del
>>21453
not with that attitude


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.21455 del
>>21449
the shift is that he's gone from a race-to-win attitude that aligns with the spirit of the sport, to the assumption that he should be able to win and therefore if he doesn't it was due to outside factors. i blame that bitch oumi, or maybe he was just always like this and this is the closest thing he's faced to competitive hardship in the sport, at least with his giro blues of times gone by he had the excuse of being a teenager, now he's run out of excuses. a humbling is in order.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.21456 del
How do I convert to a lossless webm.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.21457 del
OMRZEL wins.
Local conti shitters in the mud.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.21458 del
>>21457
he really is the next poglic


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.21459 del
>>21456
OK, got it, I was doing it with Shotcut previously.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.21460 del
SCHMID wins again, HIRSCHI still in fraud status


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.21461 del
would it really be so hard for PCSbert to make the daily results auto-sort by startlist quality. and give me a femmes filter button. please.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.21462 del
>>21461
I've been hoping he removes the women from the startlist updates for over a year now


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.21463 del
Went for an hour walk to get some ice cream
Lost like 5 kilos in sweat alone


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.21464 del
>>21460
the christens are the real frauds here


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.21465 del
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Guatemalan NC is ON


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.21466 del
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>>21436
hello darkness my old friend


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.21467 del
Topest kek


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.21468 del
Yesterday's sheep and bober visits.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.21469 del
hmmm...


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.21470 del
>>21468
(and a goat)


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.21471 del
>>21467
campy could barely contain his laugh when talking about it


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.21472 del
>>21463
imagine how many litres I lost on me 20 poached eggs run (zonder hydration)


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.21473 del
>>21468
nature is healing


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.21474 del
>>21468
bober kurwa


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.21475 del
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>>21468
Are bobers not afraid of people?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.21476 del
>>21475
Our dear polbert is barely human


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:37 [Preview] No.21477 del
>>21471
It's a bit sad for the other riders his federation let him get away with that


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.21478 del
>>21464
Jan is a really terrible classics rider/bike handler for how good his watts are. the epitome of his rider profile is in fleche when he shredded the peloton for pog and then almost crashed him in the descent into the mur.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.21479 del
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>>21475
I thought he would bolt once I stopped but he wasn't very phased by me, kinda wanted to come closer to him but leaving him alone won.
This is also kinda the main promenade/bike path going down souf so he has to be accustomed to people.
Beaver was videotaped at the higher dot, sheep and a goat at the lower dot.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.21480 del
>>21466
>tfw UAE actually uses that as their NC jersey


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.21481 del
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>>21480
our federation, like the aussies started forcing it


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.21482 del
>>21481
oh shit! hell yeah


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.21483 del
ROMEO gańador.
Not that this warrants any adjustment.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.21484 del
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hahahaha what the fuck


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.21485 del
WATSON bongland champ, BRENNAN kwaks the second place contenders.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.21486 del
great camerawork


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.21487 del
>>21485
based, fuck brennan


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.21488 del


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.21489 del
is ivan romeo the next oier lazkano?
whatever happed to the latter anyway?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.21490 del
things are heating up in guatemala with runners getting lacheed


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.21491 del
>>21487
That dude is the most talented classic rider we've seen since grug. How is he already so good? He wasn't showing much of this last year


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.21492 del
>>21485
eggsellent news


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.21493 del
>>21491
visma will ruin him next year anyway don't worry


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.21494 del
>>21489
lazkano supposedly got sick multiple times in spring after supposedly doing insane numbers in winter testing and never recovered
no refunds


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.21495 del
>>21494
yes but he also hasn't raced in 3 months with no races planned, is he dead?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 17:11 [Preview] No.21496 del
>>21493
are we sure he's not simply laporte's body double?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 17:12 [Preview] No.21497 del
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So, is a literal nazi salute not worthy of a yellow card?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 17:12 [Preview] No.21498 del
>>21497
are gingers aryans?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No.21499 del
>>21495
>no uploads to strava since end of May
>no posts on social media
>no upcoming races
>no statements
the mans a ghost


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.21500 del
>>21497
Not in vendée


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.21501 del
>>21498
isn't he an albino or some shit


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.21502 del
>does Ramadan
>gets kwabbed left and right
what beurette bunda does to a mf


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.21503 del
>>21502
adam yashidi also weak this year but suleiman won the giro
maybe the high one can only bless one rider at a time


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.21504 del
valter kwabbed hard


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 18:28 [Preview] No.21505 del
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Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 18:31 [Preview] No.21506 del
>>21505
he's got a nice build head withstanding


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.21507 del
so AG2R has to give him a contract next year, ditching the current French NC would be an unpatriotic thing to do for a French team.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.21508 del
>>21507
didn't he sign with ineos already?
>prodhomme don't lead him out, no no don't do it aaaaaaaa


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.21509 del
the ice cream is not bad
good, it was the only non-polish one


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.21510 del
>>21255
Aside from a few days of rain last week, one of which landed on a Saturday, it's been a good month here as well


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.21511 del
>>21510
>none of those activities finished after 12:00
early birds win again


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.21512 del
>>21510
damn I am slacking


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.21513 del
>>21511
>He doesn't go to sleep at 8pm so he can get up and ride for 3 hours at 5am
ngmi


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.21514 del
>>21510
Nice one bert.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.21515 del
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>Not being able to hold 187 bpm for 10 minutes
Please do not ask to look at my power numbers, they are secret


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.21516 del
>>21515
based fellow rabbitheart. do not let the geriatrics of this very general keep you down


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>>21515
I gave my old road bike to a mate on saturday and he average 188 bpm for 33 minutes with a max of 201 bpm


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.21518 del
>>21515
>>21516
>>21517
Kek, this is way worse than hungover me.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.21519 del
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>>21517
that's how I was when I started
now I can't get to 190 anymore


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 20:01 [Preview] No.21520 del
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>>21518
When I'm really good and hungover, my Z2 HR is like 150 instead of 135-140, and I go over 180 at like tempo pace.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.21521 del
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>>21520
Well I'll be damned. Have we been seen in the same /cyc/ office room at the same time.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.21522 del
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Kurwabert, do you have any reliable online ciclismo maps of Poland? I'm planning a BIG ride near the border (when temperatures are okay) and my maps and google maps are showing different things.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 20:31 [Preview] No.21523 del
>>21522
No, they suck in terms of showing actual bike paths, bike lanes etc, but if I want to get the best possible option it is openstreetmap and one of the cycling layers.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 20:35 [Preview] No.21524 del
>>21523
How unfortunate, guess I will just risk it


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No.21525 del
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>>21524
Wild Polaks will chase you like a bober kurwa.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 20:45 [Preview] No.21526 del
>>21522
garmin has heat maps


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 20:51 [Preview] No.21527 del
So who will sign CONCA. Surely all those Italian shitter Proteams want the tricolore


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 20:53 [Preview] No.21528 del
>>21527
Astana


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 20:59 [Preview] No.21529 del
>>21526
thanks, that solved it


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 21:01 [Preview] No.21530 del
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>>21528
Signing the last Italian champion didn't work out so good for them.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 21:04 [Preview] No.21531 del
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plot twist, it's the actual wout inside


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 21:15 [Preview] No.21532 del
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Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 21:28 [Preview] No.21533 del
When you google "humiliation ritual" it should just show a picture of W*ut


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 21:38 [Preview] No.21534 del
>>21533
>✅ Summary (in simple words):
>The user is making a joke. They’re saying that when talking about something that feels like a repeated embarrassment (a “humiliation ritual”), they might as well just show a picture of Wout van Aert — because he's often seen as a symbol of always coming close but not quite winning.

holy fuck even ai knows about w*ut


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 21:54 [Preview] No.21535 del
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>In the last 10km Lukas KUBIS was told by his team to no longer pull with VACEK because 3rd czech on the road was Matje KOPECKY whose brother Tomas also rides for Unibet


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 21:57 [Preview] No.21536 del
>>21535
why didn't are very Bert Bertaček ride in the NC ?


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 21:58 [Preview] No.21537 del
I picked squillaume


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 21:58 [Preview] No.21538 del
>>21536
I am banned from Slovakia


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Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.21541 del
>>21540
Stoked for some KUSS action soon.


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 23:44 [Preview] No.21542 del
>>21541
now this is a post I can agree with


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 00:47 [Preview] No.21543 del
>>21534
i wonder if sammy altman tasks one of his bedslaves to scrap 4chan and feed it to the AI


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 03:56 [Preview] No.21544 del
>>21526
In general heatmaps are the best for this kind of things. Strava is better than garmin IMO


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.21545 del
Surely this can't be healthy


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No.21546 del
>>21545
Breakfast for Cameron Wurf


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.21547 del
17C at 7 o'clock and not only is this nothing like all your hell on earth down souf, I have to revise my plan to go to the beach immediately after gym at 12 o'clock, it may not be that great to dip while it is just warm enough, not hot.
All on company time of course.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.21548 del
>>21547
Only 27 degree with 75 humidity here


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.21549 del
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if you were wondering how a past tour winner was preparing for the tour 2025, this is how.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.21550 del
>>21549
The dude is so greedy. Doesn't he have enough money already?


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.21551 del
>>21550
His wife needs another bunker mansion in tel aviv


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.21552 del
The more I look at this year's profile, the more I like it. But pogi is going to put 2 minutes on jonas on non-mountain stages alone


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.21553 del
Final adjoost


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.21554 del
>>21553
Please take atleast one sprinter or else there will be regret


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.21555 del
>>21554
Might put jeaniere instead of berckmoes but there is like 5 sprinte stages this year, the rest is puncher/breakaway (which means pogiwins)


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.21556 del
I wonder who will go for the polka dots now that carapaz has died


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.21557 del
>>21556
Some shitter from total. Pogi will win in the end anyway


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.21558 del
Hln already in tdf mode lmao


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.21559 del
>Tim Wellens: "Paul Van den Bosch (his former trainer) recently asked me that question too. I've done so many heat training sessions on the rollers this year. It was so tough, I suffered immensely."

Heatmaxxing bros, we just keep on winning


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.21560 del
>>21559
All because pogacar imploded once in the heat
Vingo doesn't stand a chance


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.21561 del
>rogla and memco should work with for jonas, so they jonas has a chance to win the tour
classic horner


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.21562 del
>TIL: pidcvck has a brother who is also a pro


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.21563 del
>>21561
>people should sacrifice their chances at a good result for my personal entertainment
I keep hearing this take from "experts" and it always baffles me.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.21564 del
>>21563
It's not about giving up your own chances for nothing.
You risk your secondary placement for a chance to win. But don't worry it will never happen because riders and sports directors are way too risk averse to do that. Especially in Tour de France with all that sponsor money on the line.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.21565 del
>>21564
Yes but who gets to win, if you collude with 3 guys one has to come out on top somehow
They can't just ride away from pogi in TTT mode


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.21566 del
>>21565
You don't decide who wins beforehand. What happens happens and it might be you winning and it might not be. If riders keep attacking UAE eventually one might get away. If you don't do this you have a 0% chance of winning. If you do this you have a small chance of winning which is better than nothing.

Personally I really liked the way Carapaz raced in the Giro. He knew that he had to risk dropping from 2nd to 3rd if he wanted a chance at getting 1st. He could have helped Del Toro catch Yates to protect his 2nd place but that meant giving up his chances of winning. The majority of riders would rather fight for secondary placements because it's safer than going for the win (see G2 syndrome in every race ever).


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.21567 del
It's gonna be the same shit again, other teams doing all the work, pulling and chasing for UAE.
>4th GC goes solo? The 5th GC team better start chasing ASAP!


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.21568 del
>>21567
That's hardly how it goes, UAE just paces so hard that 5th in GC drops 5 minutes into the climb on every key GC stage
Nobody attacks them because they're all hoping to stay in the top 10 purely on W/kg


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.21569 del
>>21564
Remco and rog have 0 chances to win if pogi doesn't crash. What people are hoping is that they sacrifice so Jonas gets a small chance to win.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.21570 del
>>21569
I mean it's not so relevant these days because Pogi is too strong. Even if every other GC captain attacked in turn and they didn't reel each other in Pogi could just drop them all whenever he wanted to. But I'm not against the sentiment of banding together against one very dominant team if that's the only option for winning.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.21571 del
>>21568
Nobody attacks because UAE and Visma drop them all before pog and jonas even feel the wind


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.21572 del
>>21570
Sure what carapaz did was fine, but in the case of Horner's retarded take the gap between jonas and the rest is bigger than the gap between him on pogi so it makes 0 chances for people to help him. Also every team hates visma because they ride like retards


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.21573 del
>>21568
In the mountains, yes, but I mean first 100 kms or on the flats, just your useless pulling and chasing long before the final climb. That takes toll too.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.21574 del
>>21572
O sense*


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.21575 del
>>21573
Doubt that it would change much if they use up politt and wellens an hour earlier instead of some jobber team pacing for lenny martinez


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.21576 del
>Government pulls funding from flanders baloise
RIP my breakaway jobbers


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.21577 del
I turned around the Polish flag by 90 degrees and added some cool green and black stripes for new NC jersey of Majka


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.21578 del
>>21576
I understand supporting juniors, but not some pro tour team so some jobbers can race


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.21579 del
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>>21577
Suddenly looks very anti-semitic.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.21580 del
>>21578
The team exists as a safety net for youngsters and track riders while they go in breakaways with the hope of becoming some dom at lotto or quick step


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.21581 del
>>21558
>born winner
>beste mann on de koerse
>hands remain empty


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.21582 del
>>21579
>Polish death camps


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.21583 del
>>21582
Der Ewige Tschechisch.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.21584 del
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is she poor or what? I don't understand why she's doing that influencer thing. is she getting free stuff?


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.21585 del
>>21559
speaking of heatmaxxing my garmin recently told me I'm 100% adapted to the heat
I'm calling bullshit


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.21586 del
>>21584
It's part of contract negotiation as a journo


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.21587 del
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All setup, already after a dip, no duvels because I still have to work


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.21588 del
>>21587
um, this is a gr*vel bike with fork, flat bars and a pannier. this is for CX training on sand I assume.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.21589 del
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>>21545
another one of those carb intake monsters. I tried 130g/h for 4h yesterday and I only made it through hour 3 until I had to replace it with normal water. Haven't felt this sick in a while, 1:1 glucose and fructose and I hate it


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.21590 del
>>21584
attention does feel good 2bqh


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.21591 del
>Beispiel: Für 120 g Carbs → ca. 1,45 Liter YO Sirup (pur, unverdünnt) pro Stunde nötig.
>Das ist nicht realistisch – zu viel Volumen, zu süß, zu wenig Elektrolyte.
1.5l of PURE sirup, to reach 120 g carbs per hour. how is that even remotely possible?


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.21592 del
>>21591
Your AI can't into math


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.21593 del
>>21591
well its not since your post says its not realistic no?


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 11:18 [Preview] No.21594 del
We have been over this, you are supposed to eat the powder raw


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.21595 del
>Javier ROMO -TdF


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.21596 del
>>21594
T. Protein bar eater with 0g carbs


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.21597 del
>>21592
no the AI is correct, I am just a retard who overestimated the amount of sugar that are in these sirups


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.21598 del
>>21591
sirup is about 70-80% sugar. it makes for a good basis for your bidon if you aim for 60g per bottle. but it gets really sweet above 1/6 sirup to water ratio. you can add salt and magnesium for electrolytes yourself and add malotodextryn to add more carbs.
if you are a super cheapskate you use raw sugar, but sirup gives you some aroma and you can use different sirups to have some variation.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.21599 del
>>21588
No saar, this is a pure mtb Spez Rockhopper with a comfy front rack for that bag which is easy to take off or rerack and doubles as a shoulder bag.
The rear isn't even a panier mount, just an extra space for some bag or a MIK mount (which won't fit now) but I bought it as an extra structure to keep the fender rigid.
Because I like not being splashed but hate protruding wobbly chinesium.
It is my ol trusty shopping cart bike which I will also sometimes take for off-road rides.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.21600 del
>>21596
Yes one might say I am sort of an expert on the matter
>>21598
I switched from sirups in bidons to powder and I think there was an actual difference


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.21601 del
>>21600
>powder
do you mix it yourself or paypig?


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.21603 del
>>21597
I checked the amount of suger is 80% it's just yo gives you for a the value for "fertigdrank" which you obtain by diluting 1 to 8


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.21605 del
>>21602
I don't think this works if you are bonking every single time


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.21606 del
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>>21605
I haven't bonked in more than a year


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.21607 del
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>>21606
Wasn't there a race like last week where you were gone and dead


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.21608 del
>>21604
Holy salt. Just do table sugar in water like a normal person, 100g in an hour is dead easy


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.21609 del
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>>21607
Dead from dehydratation one hour in is not bonking though


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.21610 del
>>21602
that will be 11.50€/kg plus tip sir. selling sugar for 10 times more than it costs is fantastic business.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.21611 del
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>>21608
>>21610
Big Bonk and their dirty tricks, not falling for it


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:25 [Preview] No.21612 del
>>21610
Cycling food in general is a massive scam compared to eating some haribos for 1/5th if the price


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.21613 del
>>21612
sweets are like 5-7€/kg, unless you bulk buy them and add the dentist costs to it (that's how dentists can afford nice sir velo bikes btw).


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.21614 del
>Brtek paypigs household pantry items like salt and s*gar
holy customer


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.21615 del
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but can't blame you for eating sugar extracted from dogs.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:31 [Preview] No.21616 del
Wait you can just do this. Very tempting


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:32 [Preview] No.21617 del
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>he does not adopt a stay dog for sugar milking
customers in 2025 everyone


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:33 [Preview] No.21618 del
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you aren't wasting this golden heat training opportunity right now and hiding behind 9 air cons and proxies, right?


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:34 [Preview] No.21619 del
>>21613
Just brush your teeth bro


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:36 [Preview] No.21620 del
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>/cyc/ tells bertacek to get a gravel bike
>/cyc/ laughs at bertacek for getting a gravel bike
>/cyc/ tells bertacek to buy a disc brake bike
>/cyc/ laughs at bertacek for buying a disc brake bike
>/cyc/ tells bertacek to buy a isotonic drink
>/cyc/ laughs at bertacek for buying a isotonic drink
>/cyc/ tells bertacek to eat a lot of protein during a ride
>/cyc/ laughs at bertacek for eating a lot of protein during a ride


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:37 [Preview] No.21621 del
>>21620
I have a feeling that you keep listening to things a random retard throws into the ring while majority opinion disapproves the idea


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.21622 del
>>21587
I am back, on the left beach chair there is a girl, she eventually switch off to a towel, prone, and had a GREAT ass.
Also what is it with zoomettes, the all have basically thongs as the bottom of the swim suit.
No decency at all.

Also fan favourite Steffen CRAS is IN.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.21623 del
I was doing syrup but I was drinking too much of it out of the bike. Now I just put sugar and a bit of lemon juice


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.21624 del
>>21612
haribos are absolutely disgusting, that stuff won't even be processed by your stomach while you're on the bike


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.21625 del
have any runners gone out into the media saying they will try for KOM. I know cararat did but he's currently serving time in a WADA blacksite. this is very important for goombling


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:49 [Preview] No.21626 del
>>21625
joe blackmore


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:52 [Preview] No.21627 del
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Hello? Did my post not get through? I LITERALLY cracked the code here >>21616


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:56 [Preview] No.21628 del
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>>21627
you wear the serious hat but I have a feeling this is not very serious at all


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:57 [Preview] No.21629 del
>>21627
Yates is too expensive otherwise it's fine


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:57 [Preview] No.21630 del
>>21625
Cristian rodriguez


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 12:58 [Preview] No.21631 del
>>21627
Can we fit a few more words there.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No.21632 del
>>21627
Yes, we talked about it years ago


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.21633 del
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MnutyQmNTNM

>5% of the population of the Czech Republic are using meth
Is this real?


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.21634 del
>>21633
No wonder he dried out 1 hour into the race


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.21635 del
No PRODHOMME aber TRONCHON.
>>21633
These godless swines are notorious for all types of debauchery.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.21636 del
>>21633
Wrong
>At most 5% of the population of the Czech Republic are using math


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 13:33 [Preview] No.21637 del
COROS Confirms Substantial Watch Security Vulnerablity: Says Fixes Are Coming
https://www.dcrainmaker.com/2025/06/coros-confirms-substantial-watch-security-vulnerablity-says-fixes-are-coming.html

>ywn hack a pro's heads up unit to display "PEDAL HARDER YOU FRAUD"


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 13:37 [Preview] No.21638 del
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>>21637
>ywn display "WE KNOW" on a known dopers head unit (every halfway decent rider)


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 13:38 [Preview] No.21639 del
Here's your new gravel bike bert san


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 13:43 [Preview] No.21640 del
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>>21639
whats going on with the handlebars? Are those supposed to be some integrated aerobars?
>its an integrated garmin, light and phone mount


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.21641 del
eddy and patje can speak Italian and French. pogi can't even speak French despite his mom being a French teacher and living in Monaco.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.21642 del
>>21640
>He doesn't put a tablet on his giant bike mount and zwift while riding outside
NGMI


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.21643 del
>>21641
Well yes, he doesn't have a need to squeak, he just gets squeaked at


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 13:50 [Preview] No.21644 del
>>21642
>I could be scoring Zwift Drops while I'm scoring (fried) eggs unironically
what the FUCK am I even doing


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 13:51 [Preview] No.21645 del
>>21644
All while listening to the butterfly effect at 40km/h on the crowded bikepath


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 13:56 [Preview] No.21646 del
>>21645
kek
>right ear https://youtube.com/watch?v=n8IQeLNBp-Y [Embed]
>left ear the butterfly effect (2x speed)


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 14:01 [Preview] No.21647 del
>>21613
You do realize that counts for all sugar right. It's not because your mom told you "candy" is bad for your teeth that other sugar isn't.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.21648 del
Küng doing la vuelta I guess


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 14:12 [Preview] No.21649 del
>>21647
with the gelatine it just sticks to the teeth easier. but I gladly support dentists so they can buy colnago bikes.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 14:13 [Preview] No.21650 del
>>21566
EF is a fun team, but I wish he had a real squad around him when he goes for GCs -- UAE domestiques dominating earlier stages is probably what sealed it; the La Vuelta is going to be tough but he can at least podium if Pog and Vinegar go and can probably win it if they don't


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 14:16 [Preview] No.21651 del
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BITTNER to the Le Tour


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 14:17 [Preview] No.21652 del
>>21609
Either way as /cyc/'s preeminent perpetually dehydrated bonker, I would not be offering advice to ANYONE

For me, it's table sugar and electrolyte tabs plus watermelon Haribo


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.21653 del
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Marc HIRSCHI to the tour


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.21654 del
>>21653
>chutes stage 1
>thanks for the money BOSS


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.21655 del
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Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.21656 del
>>21654
kinda funny how Q3.14149 and 2Door are buying their way into the grand tours instead of buying UCI points.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.21657 del
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half way placeholder post


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.21658 del
>>21656
>buy GT wildcards
>send jobbers who don't even win anything
especially q36.5 was pathetic in the giro after all their begging


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.21660 del
had a heat induced dream roglic wins the 2025 tour de france


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.21661 del
>>21660
Sheik/Rogla/Mas
2025 is their year of redemption


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.21662 del
>>21661
MAS is coming second in the Vuelta to Richie CARAPAZ


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.21663 del
>>21660
The other day I was dreaming I was on the descent of col de la loze and my rim brakes were giving up on me. Crazy how far big disc is going to make me paypig


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.21664 del
>>21663
I actually had a dream I was riding giant UCI mandated handlebars earlier this week
something is going on


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.21665 del
>this is how Berts get ready for they're rides
LMAOing and SMHing at the nerds


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.21666 del
>>21665
yes well, how else are you gonna have a shite for them sweet W/kg gainz


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.21667 del
>>21665
>this is how brtek gets ready for he's rides
>with the exception that he pays x10 of the price


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 16:15 [Preview] No.21668 del
>>21667
I think he adds some protein powder as well


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 16:24 [Preview] No.21669 del
when they publish a burger supplement to devour mid ride, that is the day I will commence paypiggery


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 16:35 [Preview] No.21670 del
>>21620
Please provide citations for protein recommendations


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 16:45 [Preview] No.21671 del
>>21665
I hate sugar in my coffee. but yes, I caffeinate dopage myself at home before a ride.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.21672 del
do you think anyone notices if you mix those 2 items together? they look similar enough.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 16:51 [Preview] No.21673 del
>>21672
gloves and socks look almost nothing alike Though


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.21674 del
There is merit to taking protein mid-ride but it's more in the BIG rides, 6h+, 4500kJ+ etc. so that the body doesn't use up muscle protein. I often bring a small bag of whey and drink it when I top up my bottles after 3-4h, or then I just buy a small protein bar with 20g protein for like 1.5e. Don't know why you would put it in the drink mix itself though


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 17:10 [Preview] No.21675 del
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so

what have I missed in last two weeks?


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 17:15 [Preview] No.21676 del
there are so many good 6-pointers and it will seem so obvious which ones I should have taken


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 17:15 [Preview] No.21677 del
>>21672
I usually don't wear gloves because I don't like the deadening/damp feeling they give. But I feel like I should wear them to protect hands if I fall.

Any recs for good low profile gloves that aren't too thick to protect hands?


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 17:20 [Preview] No.21678 del
>>21677
I have the Sportful Air gloves. a bitch to get off, but they do the job and to my surprise held up 3 years already. I don't really know if they would protect me in a chute, as they are thin and meshed.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 17:23 [Preview] No.21679 del
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Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 17:24 [Preview] No.21680 del
>>21677
got the assos ones for longer gravel rides, no complaints so far


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 17:24 [Preview] No.21681 del
>>21675
NCs won by conti shitters shitting on world tour pros, 12 man FDJ group trying to TTT away and so on.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 17:26 [Preview] No.21682 del
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>>21681
But I have seen Zim-Zam getting it!


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.21683 del
>>21676
Pick Louis Barré


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 17:31 [Preview] No.21684 del
its really funny that fdj can't even win their own NC with overwhelming numbers because they don't have a single good rider


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 17:35 [Preview] No.21685 del
not that bad


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 17:35 [Preview] No.21686 del
>>21685
Need to work on that heart rate big guy


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.21687 del
>>21685
how come its not 34° at your place
I don't think thats fair, it should be 34° at your place


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.21688 del
>>21685
Mûr-de-Brtek bros have been withering on the vine


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 17:44 [Preview] No.21689 del
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>>21687
sounds like a BIG ride on saturday though


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.21690 del
>>21683
of coursh (not)


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 17:49 [Preview] No.21691 del
>>21689
hell yeah just gotta make it to Friday


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 17:51 [Preview] No.21692 del
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crazy that the only people I pass on the road are boiling red boomers
are they suicidal, I'm soft pedaling at high Z2


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.21693 del
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VERY big ride today


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.21694 del
>>21692
I have done 0 intensity in a week now apart from 2 sprints. Legs feel so fresh


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 18:36 [Preview] No.21695 del


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 18:38 [Preview] No.21696 del
>>21693
huuuge


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 18:39 [Preview] No.21697 del
>>21693
how big is this ride, that's a big haul


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.21698 del
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Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.21699 del
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>>21698
over twofiddy in the heat


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 18:59 [Preview] No.21700 del
>>21698
eggcellent ride, very strong


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 19:07 [Preview] No.21701 del
>>21698
keeping chicken farmers in business very nice bert


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 19:07 [Preview] No.21702 del


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 19:10 [Preview] No.21703 del
>>21698
Damn you guys are all beast


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.21704 del
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>>21703
these threads are an incredible motivator to become stronger


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 19:15 [Preview] No.21705 del
>>21704
>improve for a more fulfilling life
>improve to mog the other people on the hungarian imageboard for russian dissidents


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 19:18 [Preview] No.21706 del
>>21705
yes well


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 19:18 [Preview] No.21707 del
>>21705
I'll take both
add mogging friends too


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 19:18 [Preview] No.21708 del
>>21699
>>21700
>>21701
>>21702
>>21703
thanks lads, legs were good, the ride felt more like exploring than doing sports
decent amount of headwind too but managed to keep an equal pace through it, we will all make it some day
planning a 300km+ ride soonish


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 19:19 [Preview] No.21709 del
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Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 19:32 [Preview] No.21710 del
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Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 19:34 [Preview] No.21711 del
you are all responsible for the egg shortage in the USA


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.21712 del
>>21698
250km and only 48 eggs? I call fake news that should be 70-80 egg territory


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No.21713 del
>>21712
please understand, drafting and the Netherlands being flat doesn't require that much effort as in the alps


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 19:46 [Preview] No.21714 del
>>21712
nobody is hammering it for 250km in this weather


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 19:53 [Preview] No.21715 del
>>21714
200k in zone 2 = 55 eggs


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.21716 del
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adapting my veloteam by listening to some random bertolos rating riders on youtube


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 19:59 [Preview] No.21717 del
>>21716
waar sepp KUSS he


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 20:00 [Preview] No.21718 del
>>21717
at the top


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 20:06 [Preview] No.21719 del
>>21716
Lorenzo and Dani look like the italian version of the Lanterne Rouge Cycling Podcast guys


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 20:06 [Preview] No.21720 del
>>21704
I'm not competitive about sport anymore, but the idea of doing threshold intervals has been planted in me. Don't think I'll act on it though


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 20:08 [Preview] No.21721 del
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>>21715
idk why i even bother replying, let people enjoy their life man


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No.21722 del
>>21721
no disrespect intended, I was just curious about the numbers, relax


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.21723 del
>>21711
they've dropped to [relatively] normal prices now ackshually. you berts are slacking


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 20:15 [Preview] No.21724 del
>>21722
all good, i am not a particularly big rider in terms of training volume, mostly preferring non-intensity work, i dont know how any of these numbers get made up anyway


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 20:17 [Preview] No.21725 del
>>21724
you probably did more than that if that's the strava guesstimate
that's never correct for me on the flat


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 20:32 [Preview] No.21726 del
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>>21724
>i dont know how any of these numbers get made up anyway
maybe you are 150kg


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 20:39 [Preview] No.21727 del
Will he update the squads. I need to have a clear picture who are the sixes I need to close me eyes and just pick.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 20:50 [Preview] No.21728 del
>>21727
hopefully he will make an oopsie and drop someone to 4 points so i have to think instead of just picking SWEENY


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 20:56 [Preview] No.21729 del
>>21728
6 is the new 4, inflation waits on no man.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 21:04 [Preview] No.21730 del
>>21728
Hopefully renard


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 21:14 [Preview] No.21731 del
>>21730
We all know this is not happening but having him in Unclassed for 6 would be a nice tip of the hat.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 21:17 [Preview] No.21732 del
>>21731
he'll be in sprinter category


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 21:18 [Preview] No.21733 del
>>21731
Last year we had Turgis as 4 pointer, a man can hope


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 21:19 [Preview] No.21734 del
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>>21733
My one secret pick that hit in an otherwise bleak TdF

This year will be different. I can't let the Giro get me down (chaos reigned supreme there)


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 21:45 [Preview] No.21735 del
Fox is a 6 point sprinter.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 21:46 [Preview] No.21736 del
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Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 21:49 [Preview] No.21737 del
>>21735
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4m2WutlqBk0 [Embed]


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 21:54 [Preview] No.21738 del
>>21737
Kek, I don't know if I have seen this movie in full, I wouldn't pick up on this back then for sure.
Today I have for sure picked up on the jewish producer.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 22:00 [Preview] No.21739 del
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Runner wins 5 or more stages
>Pogacar 1.5


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 22:00 [Preview] No.21740 del
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Guess this is where I am at if I am not going for a tree GC guy setup.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 22:07 [Preview] No.21741 del
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>finalizing the route on Garmin Connect
>almost immediately after entering Poland there's Hazard reported
coincidence?


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 22:07 [Preview] No.21742 del
HALLER at 4 pointos isnt terrible


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 22:12 [Preview] No.21743 del
>>21741
planning is fun but why not just ride bareback brah
follow the spirit of you're ancestors


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 22:14 [Preview] No.21744 del
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>>21743
no, i don't think i wanna ride bareback


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 22:18 [Preview] No.21745 del
>>21741
I thought he retired. Even both of them.


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 22:20 [Preview] No.21746 del


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 22:28 [Preview] No.21747 del
any b*lgoids wanna relay how NYS thibaut is feeling lately? Asking for a friend


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 22:52 [Preview] No.21748 del
11 egg ride, still taking it easy in the heat


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 23:31 [Preview] No.21749 del
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>FRV 100
Funny name for sparkling vin
>35g/L residual sugar
I could drink three liters of this per hour on a ride

Bertacek don't get any ideas


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 23:34 [Preview] No.21750 del
>>21749
Did you know in the fifties runners would drink wine all the time during the stages


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 23:41 [Preview] No.21752 del
Merlier wins the first sprint stage 100%. But he is always gone and dead after one week. Is that worth 10 velodollars?


Bert 06/30/2025 (Mon) 23:51 [Preview] No.21753 del
For me it is now this. I think it is very good. Please comment


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 00:05 [Preview] No.21754 del
>>21753
too many gambles


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 00:11 [Preview] No.21755 del
>schnitt instead of plapplapplap
NGMI


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 02:10 [Preview] No.21756 del
>>21740
Tronchon was weak in NC


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.21757 del
I bet Bertrand is already doing his morning ride at this hour.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.21758 del
>>21752
That would be true if he didn't win 2 giro stages in the last week


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 04:43 [Preview] No.21759 del
>>21753
Alain Philippe is guaranteed break points. I didn't find a victory in the leaked 2025 tour script though.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 06:10 [Preview] No.21760 del
>>21757
Indeed, a few eggs scored with my friend the cigales in the background


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.21761 del
Realistically, how many stage wins for pogi?


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.21762 del


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.21763 del
>>21756
Was he weak weak or did he burn his matches and was covered eventually.
I am reluctant to rewatch the race and/or believe he had a short burst a month ago thus that is it xor fall for the psyop.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.21764 del
>>21753
>is this bait


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.21765 del
>>21752
All the action is the first week so even if this would be true and he doesn't want to see Hautacam - thanks Timmey, I almost surely got 600 off of you, maybe 800. Not ideal (a 100 velopoints per velobuck is the goal) but this is as much as you get for a sprinter.
Jappe is now too slow for fat guys and too fat for lean guys.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.21766 del
>>21763
Not super weak but did go pop at some point. There was a lot of attacks/covering to do I didn't watch it properly maybe he burn his matches


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.21768 del
>>21767
This guy isn't even in the top 10 berts


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.21769 del
>>21768
Yeah he's been pretty bad this year. I think he went away from the ultra safe team and he fails


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.21770 del
>>21769
Many such cases


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.21771 del
New gimmick dropped


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.21772 del
>>21771
Real question is if this will make him deviate (and fuck up)


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.21773 del
>>21772
He's too good for that, look at his shameless psyopp >>21753


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.21774 del
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Bart BUIJK is in Romania


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.21775 del
Odd looking bunch, a bald fraud, a boomer, a zoomer.
At least they're not ugly per se.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.21776 del
Selectie Soudal - Quick Step in Tour de France 2025
Mattia Cattaneo
Valentin Paret-Peintre
Maximilian Schachmann
Ilan Van Wilder
Pascal Eenkhoorn
Bert Van Lerberghe
Tim Merlier
Remco Evenepoel


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.21777 del
>>21026
On the exact same day ...


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Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.21779 del
>>21777
>Riding an electric bike
Why even attempt this when you still die with assisted riding


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.21780 del
>>21777
>heart so weak you die on an ebike
so grim I won't F this
ain't paying respect to that


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.21781 del


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.21782 del
>>21779
>>21780
Absolutely insane to try this this weekend. It was 40 degree and there is 0 shadow on ventoux


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.21783 del
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>>21777
>while riding an electric bike


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.21784 del
>>21782
thats fucked 2bh but if I remember correctly the amateur RVV events' kill count was higher
thus we conclude cobbles > heat in terms of danger for the out of shape


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.21785 del
>>21784
killing a 57 year old on an ebike in 40C doesn't even really count. the RVV guys were relatively healthy this is a gimme for the grim reaper


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.21786 del
>>21784
It was hot that day too, then again 2 deaths on like 10000 starters is minimal if you ask me


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.21787 del
>>21747
He was sick with fever, but according to himself only for a day.
Either way, I believe he's too big of a risk at 8 points.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.21788 del
MULUBRHAN to the TOUR [of magnificent qinghai]


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.21789 del
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>>21767
Not 1 decent sprinter?


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.21790 del
>Museeuw was asked in the podcast In de Waaier whether he would have liked to be a pro in the current era. "If someone gives me a pill to make me thirty years younger, I'll accept that immediately. I wouldn't have a problem competing with this generation.
Oh hey a delusional boomer, what a surprise


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.21791 del
>>21790
>If someone gives me a pill... I'll accept that immediately
avg 90's runner


Bert Admin 07/01/2025 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.21792 del
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Hello, Bert!
This Saturday we're watching Torrente 2 by Santiago Segura. At 11:00 and 21:00 CEST (9 and 19 UTC)
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.21793 del
>>21790
He wouldn't have patje telling the Italians to let him win.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.21794 del
>>21790
These guys live off legacy, especially musseuws entire income is based of rinsing boomers with group rides


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.21795 del
Canyon also on the zwift combo steer train


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.21797 del
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>>21795
>>21796
if you zwift while you ride outside you can upload twice the ride
score eggs score drops score activities


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.21798 del
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riccitello wins here soon


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.21799 del
I tried a new hydration strategy today - basically drinking twice as much as usual, to around 1.5l per hour, made me first sugar flask and added around 1g of salt per hour. complete game changer! I felt like I had infinite power on the climbs (got PRs on all climbs except one), sweated less, and next to zero fatigue. after this torty egg ride I actually feel fresh and could easily add another torty eggs to me basket

tl;dr I was riding dehydrated for 20+ years and just now realized it


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.21800 del
>>21799
Bertacek knew this


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.21801 del
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>>21799
another hydrated and fueled bert in our pocket
gains will never be the same


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.21802 del
>>21798
Petrolike will stop him

Stage 3 ends on the slopes of Păltiniș Arena, a BIG winter arena. The arena is a small village with 10 houses and the ski slopes are around 300 meters ""long"".


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.21803 del
>>21799
Big Bonk in shambles


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.21804 del
>>21799
Strong


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.21805 del
>>21799
Where do you replenish the wasser though, or do you carry tree tree liters bidons?


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.21806 del
>>21805
water fountains, gas stations and the occasional cemetery visit (every cemetery in AT has a drinking water fountain)


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.21807 del
>>21805
I just go inside restaurants and asks


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.21808 del
>>21807
I would get shot
>>21806
Yes, water fountains, I have heard so much about these mythical places


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.21809 del
a solution already exists
but imagine the number of sugar cubes


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.21810 del
>>21809
don't give me ideas


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.21811 del
>he deosn't have free water fountain in every little village


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.21812 del
>>21809
Just stop in some muslim liquor/ciggie store and buy some fanta


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.21813 del
>>21806
cemetery is where I go as well. Some of the bigger cemeteries even have public restrooms too


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.21814 del
>>21811
I used that exact app/map when I ride around Nice and I swear 50% of the fountains are either closed or simply non existent (or I am too stupid to find them, also possible).


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.21815 del
>>21814
Rarely have a problem with it


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.21816 del
>>21811
The Big Bottled water eradicated them
>>21812
All the small villages I go thru on me rides are DEAD, I don't know where these people shop, they probably don't. Not even small vietnamese nonstops exist anymore. In czech'em, you either go to gigantic markets (we call them hypermarket for some reason) or you have all your groceries delivered. Out of 100 cagies you meet, half of them are purple vans delivering groceries to some stay at home soccer mom.


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Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.21818 del
>>21805
in burgeria gas stations are the only sensible option. churches are also a good option but only in certain regions


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.21819 del
>>21816
grocery deliver hasn't taken off yet and I wonder why. Guess boomers just LOVE driving
we had some of that during the coof but the fees were steep.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.21820 del
I never understood grocery delivery. Half of what I buy is fruits/vegetables I wouldn't want someone else picking it up for me


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.21821 del
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look at my secret pick dawg


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.21822 del
>>21760
Il ne fait pas bon de travailler quand la cigale chante my dear Bertrand


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.21823 del
>>21820
I literally just got me groceries for the week delivered. I do it every now and then because the variety is so much better than in the stores. got meself some nice salmon steaks, fresh baguettes, graukäse etc.. all not available in the stores


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.21824 del
>>21823
I do this too except for vegetables which I get in the local veggie store on the way home.
The grocery is always so famished but their online catalogue is like four times as large for non perishable stuff, also easy to budget an prep meals


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.21825 del
>>21824
Also I just hate going to the store after work because for some reason every pensioned boomer thinks it's a good idea to go at 5pm while all the other working people are there


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.21826 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yIbP6G0MssM [Embed]


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 12:51 [Preview] No.21827 del
>>21820
Exactly. I want to see what I buy. I want to take the product at the back for best expiration date and i Wanna pick the best fresh veggies and fruit. I dont understand delivery, you pay more for worse quality


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.21828 del
>>21827
please understand, paypigs have lifestyles which are simply too busy to p*rchase and acquire their own basic necessities


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 12:55 [Preview] No.21829 del
>>21825
Stop working soulless 9 to 5s. I go to my local Aldi either when opening or at around 11am. Colruyt is always russian roulette, can be busy or calm at any time.
This works for everything, not just supermarkets. 9 to 5 wagecucking just makes you lose more free time in every aspect of your life, from traffic to shopping.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 12:58 [Preview] No.21830 del
Fucking retards decided to work on electricity on the hottest day of the year, on the hottest hours of the day. I was bragging about my AC to people and nownI got karma'd.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 12:58 [Preview] No.21831 del
>>21829
Not all berts can be maths professors we already have 2 or 3


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.21832 del
>>21829
>Stop working soulless 9 to 5s
If everyone could simply do that you wouldn't be able to shop at those hours because the stores would be closed. It's not like everyone can freely choose their hours.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.21833 del
I went outside ( its 39 ), walked for a few seconds and came inside immediately. The tour is lucky the heatwave will have stopped before the depart, because honestly under direct sunshine its probably around 45. You can't ride like that, nor live really.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.21834 del
>>21832
Shops are open till midnight in the south, can just fo 2 shifts over the day. More jobs and more spread of traffic. Win win.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 13:05 [Preview] No.21835 del
>>21830
hehehehehe time to fry with the rest of us
no refunds


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 13:05 [Preview] No.21836 del
>>21830
Deserved


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 13:08 [Preview] No.21837 del
>>21830
time to go for a ride and heatmaxx my bert


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 13:31 [Preview] No.21838 del
>>21831
not all maths are professors bert but all mathberts are professors


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.21839 del
Matteo 3 more years a slave at visma


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 13:41 [Preview] No.21840 del
>>21830
Just use a fan


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.21841 del
>>21805
Water is plentiful and easily available in the alps that we can waste it on fountains


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.21842 del
>>21833
I was about to check the forecast — the cycling season in the near future might need a summer break because of the heat


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.21843 del


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.21844 del
>>21842
think of what your favourite hardman would do


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.21845 del
>>21842
we've canceled races because of the cold so surely we can cancel races because of heat


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.21846 del
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>>21844
death it is


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>>21835
>>21836
It's ok guys. It's fixed. I started baking some cake to get some heat in here, it's getting chilly with my AC's.

>>21840
Juan showing his IQ. No AC because NO ELECTRICITY. Use a fan he says.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.21848 del
I miss the days when I could just leave work at 4 and go on a 2h ride.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.21849 del
>>21848
no point in leaving work at all anymore


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.21850 del
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>>21847
There are manual fans. You could use the exercise tubby


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.21852 del
I'm on team kneepain but the rainstorms are coming so it would be shameful to miss this opportunity to score eggs
we gaan


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.21853 del
>>21850
> Be overheating from hot weather
> Perform physical activity to get a cool wind
> Heat up even more due physical activity
Sounds like a scam


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.21854 del
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>>21851
Is the female specimen included?


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.21855 del
>sweden had a 50km ITT for the nationals
nice


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.21856 del
>>21855
wish we would return to long form ITT everywhere


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.21857 del
>>21856
a cheeky 75km ITT in the tour would be fun just to see what would happen


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.21858 del
>>21843
[serious hat] it's not feasible to have races if it's 40-45C for a month straight


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.21859 del
>>21842
they can race in the southern hemisphere for a change


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.21860 del
>>21859
The kiwi alps need to be industrialized and thousands kms of asphaled roads need to built in the high mountain passos. This is not negotiable. Then we can have a grand tour in Winter.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.21861 del
grand tour on antarctica when


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.21862 del
>>21861
not enough rampas, imagine the slurpage


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.21863 del
>>21862
>not enough rampas


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.21864 del
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>>21861
When it stops getting colder over there maybe


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.21865 del
>>21862
the potential is there


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.21866 del
>>21864
Tour d'east siberia
Tour de south america
Tour de belarus
Tour d'antartique

I'm in


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.21867 del
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Tour de Lune


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.21868 del
>it's currently more than 0°C on the top of the mont blanc
god save us all


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.21869 del
Would watch a vuelta de tierra del fuego, but they have real winters down there


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.21870 del
Looking at the map of NZ, it's really a shame it was colonized by the angl*s. They really don't care about mountains, hiking or anything.
NZ should have been colonized by germans, austrians or the swiss. Even the czechs would probably do a better job. So many mountains and there's like 100 km of trails.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.21871 del
>>21866
imagine the kino of sudakatour. betrayals and hotel raids daily


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.21872 del
>>21871
would be like a 30's grand tour in cycling with massive cheating everywhere


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.21873 del
>>21872
So like today


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.21874 del
>>21873
no not like today


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.21875 del
>Bolivian Death Road: 5.5% 63k, peak at 4600m
make it happen lappartient


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.21876 del
>>21874
Oh yeah, there is no massive cheating now, I forgot. Jonas just really has a permanently broken doorbell and Wout never showed his blood passport because he values his privacy


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.21877 del
>>21876
there are other teams then visma. teams like groupama, decathlon, arkea etc are very clean. EF too


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.21878 del
>>21876
no there is no grand tour today


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.21879 del
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Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.21880 del
>>21877
>Dopathlon
LOL. Finally a funny American post


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.21881 del


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.21882 del
>>21881
You were right TRONCHON wasn't that strong in championnat. He could hold on to G2 but he couldn't follow.
I don't know, should it be Lewi the ginger then. Or maybe some Arkea shitter.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.21883 del
>>21882
just pick your boys


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:49 [Preview] No.21884 del
Oh get the fuck out of here. Why do unbelievably bad riders keep getting new contracts


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.21885 del
>>21884
not his fault he got his balls chomped by a dog


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:51 [Preview] No.21886 del
>>21882
American boy?


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:52 [Preview] No.21887 del
>>21820
When our kid was born bertina wanted me to stop going to the grocery store and just use delivery as we had so little free time and using it for doing groceries seemed wasteful. But I didn't want to, like you I wanted to pick and choose the individual groceries. Now that the kid is older I always go shopping with her since she likes to explore the store and talk about everything she sees. And these days bertina even likes it since it's 1h more free time for her when the kid and I are there, hehe.
>>21799
Very good bert! I think this is the case for most everyone. Every bert ITT should do simple hydration testing: weigh yourself before the ride, then after the ride, and account for the water drunk during riding. When I started testing I quickly realised I need way more water than I thought, even during leisurely 1h recovery rides I was sweating around 0.8l per hour, and much much more during threshold efforts. On long rides these days I use two 1l bottles on my frame and a 2l hydration backpack, and I am refilling all of that after around 3h.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.21888 del
>>21886
Oh he is there indeed.
By Lewi the ginger I meant a retarded burger way to spell Louis the ginger.
Really there are at least 15 decent ideas for a unclassed 6er.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.21889 del
>>21885
How is he going to pee on the bike with no dick


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 16:01 [Preview] No.21890 del
>>21889
Welp he cant


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 16:02 [Preview] No.21891 del
>>21889
With some magic from Philip Den Hollander.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.21892 del
>>21890
>kuwait
how is this sites flag selector so terrible. surely it cant be that hard. unless of course you are currently live from some oil field


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.21893 del
>>21892
You can choose what ever flag you like.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 16:11 [Preview] No.21894 del
>>21893
what if im too lazy


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 16:13 [Preview] No.21895 del
>>21894
then your flag is already perfect


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 16:17 [Preview] No.21896 del
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Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 16:33 [Preview] No.21897 del
I'm relieved


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 16:35 [Preview] No.21898 del
>>21897
Wow what a surprise. Hope the needle marks are gone too


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Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 16:38 [Preview] No.21900 del
>still 37 degree
I guess I'll go home now


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 16:41 [Preview] No.21901 del
>>21897
>illness
yeah sure, like I belive it


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.21902 del
>>21897
wicked how unlucky he is with sickness and injury when its NC time


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 16:50 [Preview] No.21903 del
Put cold water into a wash basin
Put me legs in it
It just works


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 17:06 [Preview] No.21904 del
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>>21900
29 here


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 17:14 [Preview] No.21905 del
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>>21900
my last biking colleague left at 18:00ish and that was his frying pan


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 17:22 [Preview] No.21906 del
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>>21777
E-bikes with build in defibrilator, when?


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 17:39 [Preview] No.21907 del
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Moho for 6 in unclassed.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 17:42 [Preview] No.21908 del
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>>21905
can't say it was very productive but I did it just to have felt such heat on the bike


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 17:44 [Preview] No.21909 del
>>21908
makes you appreciate the sun and its unrivaled power


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>>21910
thats easily the worst bora jersey ever


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 17:48 [Preview] No.21912 del
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>>21877
>decathlon
you think GALLs performance up the Courchevel was clean?


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 17:50 [Preview] No.21913 del
>>21887
>2l hydration backpack
can you recommend me one? on gr*vel rides I won't have the luxury of water fountains and gas stations everywhere


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 17:57 [Preview] No.21914 del
>>21913
I have one for r*nning and it's pain in the ass to clean and it starts to "smell" after a year or two


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Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 17:59 [Preview] No.21916 del
>>21913
camelbak have been in the game a while and they've got a great selection


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 18:01 [Preview] No.21917 del
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Hugh Carthy


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 18:03 [Preview] No.21918 del
>>21917
did anyone ever say what the fuck happened to him?


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 18:06 [Preview] No.21919 del


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 18:06 [Preview] No.21920 del
going to Yosemite for a tree-night backpacking trip this week — hiking from 700m to 3000m


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 18:06 [Preview] No.21921 del
>>21917
he will appear out of the fog on some random 13+% rampa one day this year and then once again slink back into irrelevancy


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 18:09 [Preview] No.21922 del
>>21908
>>21905
And home. Hve been doing such commute every day for 10 days now. It doesn't feel bad anymore but I don't want to push. It's a strange feeling since I'm dead because of the lack of sleep but I still feel the freshness for having done nothing but z1/z2 for 10 days


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 18:10 [Preview] No.21923 del
>>21918
>fluke into one good result
>unable to replicate it and live up to the new higher expectations
>lose motivation and get worse
this is my theory


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 18:12 [Preview] No.21924 del
>>21916
Should probably paypig since I commute everyday with a backpack for 1h


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 18:12 [Preview] No.21925 del
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>>21923
look the guy was a jobber but even outside of that vuelta he did ride top 10s in respectable races
last 2 years he can barely finish a stage race


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 18:13 [Preview] No.21926 del
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>>21923
I have another theory


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 18:15 [Preview] No.21927 del
Padun actually made a smaller jump in 2021 than jonas did


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 18:18 [Preview] No.21928 del
>>21913
I use USWE 2l backpack, costs 100e, good quality


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 18:29 [Preview] No.21929 del
So after eggmaxxxing, water maxxxing is the next big thing. Some triathlete died from water poisoning, because he didn't replenish on electrolytes.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.21930 del
>>21924
it's quality stuff and great for hiking as well — I've had mine for almost 9 years now


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 18:35 [Preview] No.21931 del
>>21930
I have pic related which is pretty good outside of no water. Didn't even pay for it


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 18:38 [Preview] No.21932 del
>>21931
one of my parents' dogs tore my mom's Osprey dayback and she sent it in to be repaired and they just gave her a new one for free even though she told them it was her dog that did it


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 18:53 [Preview] No.21933 del
>>21928
>USWE 2l backpack
looks good actually, I don't need any storage capacity just hydration so probably I go with this one


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.21934 del
Great, now moose are roaming my favorite bike path to kurwalake.
This reclamation project is going a bit too far.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 19:08 [Preview] No.21935 del
>>21934
polderbully supreme


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 19:11 [Preview] No.21936 del
>>21934
I've seen these guys charge a snowmobile through 1.5m of snow with at least 30 kph
reckon if that thing rams you its over they are basically a car


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 19:13 [Preview] No.21937 del
>>21934
Actually it is meese


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 19:13 [Preview] No.21938 del
>>21934
mogged


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.21939 del
>>21934
p*les fear the canadian bvll


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 19:46 [Preview] No.21940 del
>>21936
It's a photo from my local radio page but I have seen enough burger and leaf vids to stop in my tracks and commence a tactical retreat if I ever ran into one.
Makes me now a little bit weary of innawoods when I start sleeping again and there is a point going.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 19:46 [Preview] No.21941 del
>>21937
Jordi?


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 19:48 [Preview] No.21942 del
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>>21937
Btw I have acquired limoncello, it is not of high quality and it is not cold but it is still pretty damn good.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 19:51 [Preview] No.21943 del
the double malawi flag is really confusing


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 19:57 [Preview] No.21944 del
>>21943
Techbernd is the resident Malawista, I can't be arsed anymore to switch my for Indonesia. Perhaps tomorrow I am Chyna or Taiwan again.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.21945 del
frick w*ut


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 20:38 [Preview] No.21946 del
>>21942
acid reflux final boss


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 21:12 [Preview] No.21947 del
BORTOLUZZI wins


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 21:48 [Preview] No.21948 del
>>21942
Just don't drink too much of it my Bert


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.21949 del
>>21948
It's fine, went tru tree, just came back. If I had access to all the low-ish alcohol content but good quality, great summer drinks like a limoncello, like a lambrusco, pinot grigio, a good vinho verde, a calvados, I would be a full blown alcoholic.


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 22:15 [Preview] No.21950 del
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visma have turned victor into eggpenarts. let us hope humpty dumpty does not have a great fall


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 22:18 [Preview] No.21951 del
the le tour of franzia FEVER


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 22:58 [Preview] No.21952 del
evil superteams have robbed us of a MAS-RODRIGUEZ-AYUSO tridente


Bert 07/01/2025 (Tue) 23:27 [Preview] No.21953 del
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>torty degrees


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 00:15 [Preview] No.21954 del
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>Actually researching Calvados to try to fill out my TdF roster
/WTW/ looking grim for the Tour. Just riding thru bad country.

>>21942
Love a good Limoncello, but many are too sweet


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 01:41 [Preview] No.21955 del
>>21953
you're mad that it's cool ?


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.21956 del
>>21954
At least you have two stages in Languedoc


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.21957 del
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17C. And today and tomorrow are supposed to be the hot ones.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.21958 del
Tronchon wasn't supposed to go to the tour, he's filing in for Cosnefroy


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 07:18 [Preview] No.21959 del
Is he psyopping his viewers?


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.21960 del
>>21959
I can understand the no sprinter gambit but why take a shitter like Narvaez instead of some semi sprinter like wright or caas bol


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.21961 del
>>21960
Semi sprinters won't survive any of the punchy finish THOUGH


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.21962 del
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>>21960
The last unclassed slot conundrum.
Can't be really satisfied with Barré or Wright, this is not Suisse to pick Simmons or Askey. Tronchon, Berthet will give a bunch of decent top 20 places but near zero points.
Cri-Rod? Zim-Zim? Anders Halland?


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.21963 del
>>21961
Neither will narvaez looking at his year


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.21964 del
>>21962
Consider this: VERSTRYNGE


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.21965 del
>>21959
he's paid to do so


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.21966 del
>>21955
not at 2 am


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.21967 del
What about this


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.21968 del
>>21967
Do it coward, you won't


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.21969 del


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.21970 del
>>21966
yes well, you could always sleep in the bath


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.21971 del
>>21968
I am not picking W*ut of course


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.21972 del
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Course Cycliste de Solidarnosc et des Champions Olympiques FEVER


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.21973 del
>>21967
Your reverse pysopp against buitrago and onley are not going to work


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.21974 del
prettty good team if you just pick runners named starting with letter P


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.21975 del
>>21964
I did, he is chewy, yuck.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.21976 del
>>21973
Storer or Alaphilippe


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.21977 del
>>21976
Ah yes, Giro legend STORER ...


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.21978 del
>>21977
He is going for stage victories now!


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.21979 del
>>21967
Does it give you a thrill to post teams that are so far off the boring safe team?


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.21980 del
>>21976
CHAMPOUSSIN. Vino said he's going to win a stage


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.21981 del


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.21982 del
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I think the heat is getting to him
Perhaps the trein does not have an AC


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.21983 del
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>>21982
I am at home next to my fan. I don't work 7 days a week


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.21984 del
>He's hallucinating that he has fans now


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.21985 del
i will just pick 9 riders i like and cheer for my guys whilst skipping the boring pogiwinslol stages


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.21986 del
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>>21983
>I don't work 7 days a week
i thought you were a maschinenfuhrer


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.21987 del
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>>21984
Of course I have fans, my posts are very well liked usually


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.21988 del
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>>21986
Work weeks are not 24/7. Are you sure you have worked before in your life?


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.21989 del
>he does not work 7 days a week
replaced by AI within 2 years


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.21990 del
>>21989
Who says I am NOT an AI


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.21991 del
>>21990
That would certainly explain the sens of humour


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.21992 del
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>>21990
your teams do seem AI generated at times


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.21993 del
Every website is doing their own version of fantasy game. Is there really so much money to be made


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.21994 del
>>21993
yea its big
even the secondary market is huge, we're selling access to our goomble discord server, coaching lessons and exclusive previews at a premium and velogame podcasts are pulling 500k views bi-weekly


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.21995 del
drink more water bert, the watts will follow


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.21996 del
>>21994
Damn, no wonder autismbert spends so much time psyopping people


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.21997 del
>>21995
this bert is preaching the truth I drank water and pulled 18 eggs this morning


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.21998 del
>>21995
I survive on 5h a night for 10 days. I don't think I'm pushing any watts though. Heatmaxxing for sure


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.21999 del
>>21989
My brother in christ i haven't worked in like 3 years.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.22000 del
>meanwhile on 4chins: battle of the schizos. DK vs. US vs. UK


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.22001 del
>>22000
Usual day at the office


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.22002 del
>>21999
NEETing? AI can do that as well just you wait your gibs will be siphoned off into the account of a fake AI generated individual


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.22003 del
>>22000
Nice trips

I just don't understand why the Burger schizo won't leave. Just posts pics of same people over and over again with minimal engagement until he spergs out due to lack of attention, gets banned, and is back in a day


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.22004 del
quintas for quinten hermans


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.22005 del
>>22003
he KNOWS each and every poster in that general reads his posts and it pisses them off


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.22006 del
For me it's the Course Cycliste de Solidarnosc et des Champions Olympiques in Poland


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.22007 del
>>22003
People interact with them too much


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.22008 del
i don't know who to pick


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.22009 del
>>22008
Sweeny


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.22010 del
>>22009
i don't trust a one good tt performance
*picks Askey*


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.22011 del
>>22003
Are you trying to undestand the mentality of 60 IQ ""people""?


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.22012 del
>ALMEIDA is not at his best


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 11:38 [Preview] No.22013 del
I just got issued a warning on 4chings for offtopic.
The moderation is a joke, i make one post out of thousands talking about remco's wife and i'm warned while schizos posts all day long.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.22014 del
>>22013
shitposters get banned often they just ban evade


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.22015 del
>>22013
got warned recently for posting a full quotation in french for not using english. surely with this level of anal moderation they would smite the schizos more often


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.22016 del
>>22014
that would imply a level of intelligence and capability that our dear schizos do not show


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.22017 del
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The great Sente SENTJENS wins stage 1 of the Course Cycliste de Solidarnosc et des Champions Olympiques humbling the hapless poles in process


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.22018 del
>>22017
>Roy Sentjens (Father)
>Suspended from 2010-09-08 to 2012-09-07
i was not aware of this next remco lore


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.22019 del
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>>22008
Jordan Jegat and Louis Barre


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.22020 del
>>22018
He's the next Freddy maertens


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.22021 del
>>22012
Have we ever heard him say he feels good before a race?

Even when he wins a stage he'll say he wasn't feeling that good half the time.

I swear, in a 60-day season, only twice or thrice will he say he has good legs.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.22022 del
>>22019
What about burgeaudeau?


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.22023 del
>>22022
It's over for that fraud. Only pick him if you have some insider information that he's about to go thermonuclear.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.22024 del
>>22023
I'm afraid I can't disclose such information


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.22025 del
still struggling making a team for the Tour of Austria
I don't think del stier can beat Stüssi


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.22026 del
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>>22025
STÜSSI will betray Jannis PETER


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 12:22 [Preview] No.22027 del
>>22013
What if the schizos are the jannies


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.22028 del
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latest linnergy video dropped. Hessmann needed to borrow a suit from Lippert, to have the correct sponsors in Germany as telefonica is called O2 in Deutschland.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.22029 del
>>22028
damn hessmann is attractive


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 12:42 [Preview] No.22030 del
Have you leveled up your heat training bert?


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.22031 del
>Youtube recommends 2 hours rail POV from the Alps again
okay you win this time, again


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.22032 del
>>22030
Didn't realize it was a cancerous webp format


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Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.22034 del
>>22030
Yes because it's only chance to ride between continuous thunderstorms


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Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.22036 del
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What the fuck AG2R is not extending Cosneking's contract? Bad karma for next season.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 12:59 [Preview] No.22037 del
>>22036
Le shitty knee man, hopefully lafay goes too


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.22038 del
>>22037
They're getting rid of everyone


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.22039 del
>>22038
Out if these I'd keep labrosse, tronchon, armirail, vendrame and godon
Maybe cosnefroy but not on the wage he's probably on right now


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.22040 del
>>22039
who picks him up? if total and arkea are folding in the next 2 yrs there will be a reckoning for middling french runners


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.22041 del
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>Anyone who knows Van Aert a little knows that he is always the best version of himself in the Tour de France. The question remains: can the Belgian from Visma | Lease a Bike also go for his own chances? 'Wout is someone who will always help his team, but you have to give him his chances', says Vanmarcke. 'He has too many qualities for that. It is important to sprint a few times to maintain the feeling of mixing it up. If he were the only leader, he could win the first ten stages, but at the same time the arrivals are uphill for Vingegaard to lose positions and time.'


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.22042 del
>>22040
Ineos


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.22043 del
>>22038
It's weird to see them getting rid of some decent runners like Armirail, Godon and Berthet. And Vendrame has been with the team for so long.
I understand they want to become a top team with the new investments they've gotten but they'll still need some helpers for whoever they sign on. Maybe they were overpaid and didn't want to accept lower wages?


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.22044 del
>>22042
surely Laurance, Langelotti and Kwiato are already doing the same job he would be doing


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.22045 del
Wouldn't it be ironic if the first french WT winner in how many decades came from Ineos Merda


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.22046 del
>>22045
As long as it's a real WT race I'm good. It would be such a hollow and anticlimactic feeling if the streak was ended by a win in China or UAE.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.22047 del
>>22045
Which WT stage race is Laurance going to win exactly?


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.22048 del
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>>22047
Surely this one.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.22049 del
>>22048
>SWIFT bros to the tour
dont worry guys brailsford knows what he's doing the team is back on the upswing


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.22050 del
>>22047
Didn't even know Lawrence was french tbh
OBVIOUSLY I was talking about some french superstar like Voklan or somebody from AG2R joining Ineos during the exodus


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.22051 del
>>22050
Benoit COSNEFROY, your 2026 Tour of GUANGXI championnat


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.22052 del
>>22050
Ineos is a half french team as of this tour so it's fine


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.22053 del
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how?!


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.22054 del
>>22053
Too clean


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.22055 del
>>22053
one more rider will solve it next year


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.22056 del
>>22055
Which one


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.22057 del
>>22056
just hire the AG2R squeakers and offload some riders to the dev team and send them to the NC as well.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.22058 del
>>22057
Tronchon is going actually. A bit sad, I wanted to see more of him


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.22059 del
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maybe if we throw some more runners at the problem we can block the entire road


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.22060 del
Arensmeme IN


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 14:05 [Preview] No.22061 del
>>22060
autismbert tier psyop (not very believable)


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.22062 del
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Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.22063 del
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choice is easy
cheese innit


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.22064 del
that ineos team is really crap lol


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.22065 del
>>22064
swan song podium for G


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.22066 del
>>22065
fraid he's washed past the point of no return


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.22067 del
>>22059
I mean why aren't they blocking the road? just let decathlon squeak.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.22068 del
>>22066
the first Tour he ran was in 2007 -- some Berts may not even have been born yet


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>>22068
surely there are no actual teenagers on this board


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.22070 del
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It has cooled off


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.22071 del
anyways, I am doing altitude training myself this week (hiking) at 3000m and the secret 6-cent pick is POWERFUL


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.22072 del
Shmuel WATSON in for the swifter SWIFT.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.22073 del
>>22064
mediocre sprinter
mediocre puncher
mediocre GC man with no punch
mediocre climbers with no punch so no stage wins
ganna is probably the only one with a chance to win a stage


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.22074 del
>>22073
shameful that this is only Ganna's second Tour; hopefully they don't use him too much to protect Carlito's 6th place


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.22075 del
>Canada GOES SOLO
very funny youtube, but please less bullshit and more ciclismo is my recommends (trains are fine too)


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.22076 del
>>22074
realistically what is he gonna do, stuff like mur de bretagne is too steep for a behemoth like him and he said he's not really gonna sprint


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.22077 del
>>22075
I simply filter AI slop and clickbait shit


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Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.22079 del
>>22076
there are a few others he could go for, but that's partly why it's shameful he hasn't ridden it more often


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.22080 del
>>22041
>If he were the only leader, he could win the first ten stages
le heckin truth


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.22081 del
>>22070
>Not living in A Coruña and never having to care about weather while eating world renown beef


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.22082 del
>>22081
what's a corona? I wouldn't understand a single word of the Spanish version of Portuguese.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.22083 del
>>22082
Its a city in Galicia.
Pretty much like Brittany in France its the very north west of Spain, both of Celtic origins.
And just like Brittany it has a very particular micro climate, Coruña (or La corogne in french ) never gets too hot in summer ( you won't get past 25 degrees ) and in winter it never gets too cold ( never below 5 ), also unlike most of spain you get a decent amount of rain, making the region pretty green and being home to the Galician beef which is really, really tasty.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.22084 del
>>22083
my stab at the Galician language should have given away my what's a leppo joke. my mom went to Galicia in winter once and told me it was grim and cold.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.22085 del
Record of stage win in a single tour is 8. Can pogi do better this year?


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.22086 del
>>22085
there are ~14 he should be "able" to win


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 15:59 [Preview] No.22087 del
>>22086
How many would Wout win, if he didn't have to work for Jonas? 16?


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 16:00 [Preview] No.22088 del
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boomers can't be stopped
they finna do their 1h for lunch no matter the inferno


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.22089 del
>braillsford is back at ineos
>immediately drops de plus and sheffield in a GT for <connor swift


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.22090 del
I guess it's Fred Wright then. Don't want to pack up that fraud Rorance.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 16:53 [Preview] No.22091 del
>>22090
>fred and rogla in the same tour
oh shid, time to immediately drop primoz


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 16:53 [Preview] No.22092 del
>WATTson unclassed
ok george


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 16:57 [Preview] No.22093 del
>>22080
Keke every time


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 17:04 [Preview] No.22094 del
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I’m on top of a mountain there’s a ski complex and it’s completely abandoned it’s also misty feels like i’m on silent hill you can tell they stop activity around february going of the calendars on the walls. there’s a few tents of fellow perdu’s


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 17:09 [Preview] No.22095 del
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>>22094
brtek? Are you hallucinating your death from years ago or how do you encounter mist in the middle of a heatwave summer


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 17:18 [Preview] No.22096 del
primoz winning the tour isn't a fata morgana I swear


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 17:20 [Preview] No.22097 del
>>22096
>primoz miraculously is in yellow going into paris
>loses it on montmartre because his supporting cast is vlasov lipowitz and literally no one else


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Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 17:23 [Preview] No.22099 del
>>22097
sounds very cruel, but it's a possibility after all


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 17:24 [Preview] No.22100 del
PITHIE a must buy at merely six velocoins


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 17:30 [Preview] No.22101 del
>>22099
imagine the kino if he chokes the tour in mythical fashion for the second time, again to pogacar.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 17:33 [Preview] No.22102 del
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>>22095
I wish I was on top of a mountain ...


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.22103 del
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Autismbert on suicide watch


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.22104 del
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>>22103
also the most racist nation in europe


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Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 17:44 [Preview] No.22107 del
>>22103
>krtek MOCKINGLY wearing dutch flag upside down


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Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 17:49 [Preview] No.22110 del
>>22104
surely they are not even the most racist in Balkan


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 17:54 [Preview] No.22111 del
Btw is broken glass on the ground the first sign of coming enrichment?
I see broken glass on the ground almost every day.
I have to watch out when I ride on the streets because there will be broken glass right in the gutter but not on the sidewalk. Do these subhumans drive cars with their hand extended, holding a beer in a bottle, and just nonchalantly drop it with zero force, just a release?

Before you could find broken glass only in hobo spots or sometimes around a shop hobos frequent.

And by subhumans I mainly understand ukies, but sudacas are infesting my place more and more.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 18:01 [Preview] No.22113 del
You can get an extra sprinter with Cees BOL in Unclassed. Guaranteed BIG points


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 18:01 [Preview] No.22114 del
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Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No.22115 del
OK, it is 20:00 and it is 32C.
This is NOT comfy.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 18:06 [Preview] No.22116 del
>>22115
it SUCKS
>>22114
surprising amount of jew acceptance in France


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No.22117 del
>>22114
Missing a map that would probably be all red.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 18:12 [Preview] No.22118 del
>>22114
The most racist people I've ever met were arabs living in France. No way this map is real


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 18:13 [Preview] No.22119 del
>>22118
yes but the racist whites are in a minority


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 18:46 [Preview] No.22120 del
>>22112
>Hungary not on the list
Just don't have any black people. Racism solved.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 18:47 [Preview] No.22121 del
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imagine getting swatted by some literal club shitters


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 18:56 [Preview] No.22122 del
>Because of that crash during training, I didn’t have the winter training I needed. We’ll have to take it day by day. And accept how the Tour will go. I’m going to tackle the Tour like everyone else will. Day by day and survive. It will be important to stay out of trouble in the first ten days,” he continues. According to Evenepoel, the Tour de France only really starts after the first rest day on Wednesday. “Then we’ll get to the Pyrenees. And then there’s also that third week. In short, this Tour will also be about patience.”
>Evenepoel nevertheless indicates a little later that he will ride more aggressively in 2025. “At least more aggressively than in 2024. I am not coming to the Tour to ride around a bit. The signals in recent weeks have been okay. A podium place and a stage win is a realistic ambition, I think.”
The dude was racing 3 month ago. You'd think he'd be in shape by now


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 18:57 [Preview] No.22123 del
>>22121
God damnit I love italian women


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 18:58 [Preview] No.22124 del
>>22122
missing 3 months of Z2


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Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 19:02 [Preview] No.22126 del
>>22122
Excusenopoel already in mid-tour form


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with patje still at the helm the Belgian and Italian NC jersey would be van onz


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 19:11 [Preview] No.22128 del
Bert and his two friends


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 19:15 [Preview] No.22129 del
>>22124
It's like pogi with his wrist. If these dude had the mental fortitude of our resident r*pist he could have been doing 7h of z2 on the trainer after 2 weeks


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Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 19:22 [Preview] No.22132 del
Anyone else has gastroesophageal acid reflux issues exclusively when cycling? How do you deal with it, berts? Shit sucks


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primoz will just to be attack once they ride past the ski jumps up the col de la loze


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 19:35 [Preview] No.22134 del
I'm taking GIRMAY


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 19:44 [Preview] No.22135 del
>>22134
brave


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 19:45 [Preview] No.22136 del
>>22134
I will kneel if he somehow shows up in top form again


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 20:02 [Preview] No.22137 del
Now that's a lot of words to say that you're washed


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 20:08 [Preview] No.22138 del
>>22137
Reading this in a voice as he was sitting on top of Ford Boyard.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.22139 del
I don't think you fill up the thread during the night, but we're at 929 posts already.


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 20:39 [Preview] No.22140 del
BREAKING: Bart BUIJK is NOT in Romania


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 20:55 [Preview] No.22141 del
lowered me sattel again


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 20:56 [Preview] No.22142 del
>>22141
surely it must hit the seat tube by now


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.22143 del
>>22142
not quite but we're getting close
I have a BIG frame you see


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 21:20 [Preview] No.22144 del
>>22143
what will you do once you reach it
buy a new frame?


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 21:22 [Preview] No.22145 del
>>22144
we'll just have to see won't we


Bert 07/02/2025 (Wed) 21:47 [Preview] No.22146 del
>>22145
>>22144
since I'm not a crabbon customer, cutting the rear triangle and taking a piece out of the seat tube then welding it all back together is always an option


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Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 01:35 [Preview] No.22149 del
>>22148
I wonder if he and Horner have hung out


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 03:49 [Preview] No.22150 del
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Not a fan


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 04:16 [Preview] No.22152 del
>To the outside world, it seemed that De Lie was fighting the clock to get to the start of the Tour in the right shape. The former Belgian champion himself seems convinced. "The sensations are good. In the Tour of Switzerland, things went better and better, at the Belgian Championship I was good. Honestly: I am very happy with the shape I came here with. Three months ago, I would not have thought that I would be able to go to the Tour with this feeling."
>And so De Lie does not hide his ambitions. Last year, also after a difficult pre-season, he immediately achieved two third places in his Tour debut. "The challenge now is to use the experience from back then. Both the mistakes I made back then, and what I did right back then. Participating in the Tour was such a big dream that I sometimes had doubts last year. That I was too scared to start my sprint. Without that hesitation, there might have been more in it last year. I only missed a few details."
De lie bros, how are we feeling?


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.22153 del
Say thank you to this nice lady taking care of your bottom part


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.22154 del
>>22152
We must believe


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 05:49 [Preview] No.22155 del
Lenny martinez going for the polka dots


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.22156 del
25C at 08:00 I get y'all folks now.
I am ready for winter.


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.22157 del
>>22156
My apartment hasn't been below 28 in 10 days. I'm ready for the alps


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.22158 del
>>22153
>tfw no sqlab cyc gf


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.22159 del
They're going all in on the first 10 days,aren't they?


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.22160 del
>>22159
Matteo will go buck wild


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.22161 del
>>22155
It is true, FUCK.
How do I remodel this shit now.


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.22162 del
>>22150
I'd give Henri Matisse a chance, his paintings are better than his cutouts.


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.22163 del
>>22158
but you would be the sq lab saddle for her if you can catch my drift


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.22164 del
>>22163
Explain further for the uninitiated


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.22165 del
>>22161
BUITRAGO IN


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.22166 del
There it is, please don't steal


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.22167 del
>>22166
Buttner is the real DSM sprinter


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.22168 del
>>22152
BULLISH


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.22169 del
>>22165
>>22166
Oh nonono, I want Lenny IN. Néanmoins a bit early in his career to settle for a Virenque.
Either MERLIER or ONLEY has to fly out of me team.


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.22170 del
Or Grug. FUCK, I want them all in.


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.22171 del
>>22170
Abandon Pogacar


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.22173 del
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>>22171
Yeah, then I will be finally able to fit all those 15 6ers that promise you some points.

Wasn't that big of a heart break. We keep forgetting about ONLEY being due an episode in the Collabrone Bros show.


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.22174 del
Praise to our federation for forcing the jersey


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.22175 del
>>22174
VERY nice.
Can't wait to see Majka's jersey, looking like a red heart monitor strap.


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.22176 del
>>22175
Never understood why national federations tolerate it, especially the portuguese jersey pains me


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.22177 del
>>22174
looks great


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.22178 del
>>22176
They don't enforce it, but the standard design is also shit. Just look at Costa's EF jersey. They need to make the red and green bands much wider and increase the size of the coat of arms.


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.22179 del
lol


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.22180 del
The biblical thunderstorms are finally here


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.22181 del
>>22179
dis nigga leg yellow!


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.22182 del
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Is it more tour feverish here than in /cyc/?
Im surprisingly unfeverish this year


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.22183 del
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too many Belgians tbh


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.22184 del
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>>22182
If anything I am feeling VOLTA FEVER


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.22185 del
how come grug gets rated so highly? I'm not convinced that he can and will perform in the heat of the summer and is rather thinking about playing golf.


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.22186 del
>>22183
>more burger than sLOVEnijans
uhm, baste?


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.22187 del
>>22185
In the last few years no one would believe in him, but him actually trying in the Dauphiné and the first week being tailor-made for him makes people believe.


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.22188 del
>>22185
Because he's grug and the rest are shitters


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.22189 del
Aids


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.22190 del
>>22189
Forgot the pic


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.22191 del
>UCI tests gearing limit for the first time in Gree-Tour of Guangxi
Yes in a race with 5 flat sprints and one punchy finish with no downhill.
Very smart UCI


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.22192 del
>>22191
why testing it in the world tour and not with some conti and pro tour shitters first, like the volta would be a perfect testing ground.


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.22193 del
meanwhile bertaczek slowly falling for BIG creatine and will blame us that we told him to take it although nobody actually did.


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.22196 del
At what point does it become profitable for BIG Bookie and the UCI/ASO to outright assassinate the Slovenian Balrog?


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.22197 del
someone is posting and deleting posts in the dopage thread to steal the quintas


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.22198 del
>>22196
>let's kill the biggest start of our sport
SMART move


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.22199 del
>>22182
I'm practically in septic shock I'm so feverish for the Tour right now

Best month of the year coming up


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.22200 del
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I wonder who could be behind this


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.22201 del
>>22198
they arent scared shit becomes too predictable for NPCs?


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.22203 del
>>22179
Your very own company branded skin cancer bonus. ESG works!


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.22204 del


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.22205 del
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tismbert right now


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.22213 del
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Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.22241 del
>>22150
I love it


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.22242 del
>>22174
why were they so resistant, it looks amazing (and UAE stands out against the black, still)


Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.22249 del
>>22174
Looks great. Why don't all federation force teams to do this?


Bert 07/06/2025 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.23172 del
Alright let's do it again


Bert 07/06/2025 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.23173 del
Fuck W*ut and whatever


Bert 07/06/2025 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.23174 del
.


Bert 07/06/2025 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.23175 del
A message or file is mandatory


Bert 07/06/2025 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.23176 del
Yes,


Bert 07/06/2025 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.23177 del
well



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