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Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.22202 del

Firster!

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.22206 del

ride is cancelled, temperaturas inhumanas

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.22207 del

M'ashalla Remco will win the Grande Boucle

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.22208 del

>>22206
fucked up. I had that yesterday and today it's cooled down with plenty of rain
gonna blast so fucking hard on the ride later
farmers go hide your hens doesn't matter your eggs ain't safe

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.22209 del

please paypig for the special jerseys and I hope your name (bert zonder foto) is on the jumbo jersey.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.22210 del

>>22206
The iron curtain is BACK

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.22211 del

>>22206
Welcome to my world. I want to say you get used to it but it's not exactly true.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.22212 del

I had a dream where the first stage had suddenly started and my Veloteam was not ready

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.22214 del

>>22212
That's not healthy

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.22215 del

>>22209
>shit team
>shit team and jews
>ugly as sin
oof

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.22216 del

>>22212
Are you OK?

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.22217 del

>>22215
get with the times and wear colored bib shorts.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.22218 del

>>22217
Is this the austrian purple bibs maffia?

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.22219 del

>>22217
blue don't fit my bikes
pass

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.22220 del

so how thin is too thin?

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.22222 del

Paul Heixas

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.22223 del

>>22220
Safe and effective

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.22224 del

>>22221

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.22225 del

>>22216
Yes. Thankfully it was just a dream

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.22226 del

>>22220
reminder that seatstays serve next to no purpose on carbon bikes and could be removed with no repercussions

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.22227 del

>>22222

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.22228 del

team presentation today at 18:30 CET

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.22229 del

>>22228
velodrama teams?

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 12:35 [Preview] No.22230 del

https://www.feltet.dk/landevej/vingegaard-mangler-ved-stjernespaekket-pressemoede/10871663
It's like they try to be as unlikeable as possible

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.22231 del

It's raining

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.22232 del

>>22220
thinner than mathilde groß
oh you meant proprietary crabon? who cares

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.22233 del

>>22208
>gonna blast so fucking hard on the ride later
push some fakkin watts bert!

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.22234 del

>>22229
Yes. Get ready

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.22235 del

>'Danish riders have a good history with the mountain jersey, with Bjarne Riis and Michael Rasmussen as winners

Skjelmose is going for the polka dots too

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 13:31 [Preview] No.22236 del

>>22235
Huh? Riis didn't even win the polka dots

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 13:34 [Preview] No.22237 del

imagine are SEPP in the maillot à pois phwoooooar

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 13:35 [Preview] No.22238 del

>>22236
They probably ignore VIRENQUE as he was an infamous dopeur

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.22239 del

>>22238
>Mart Smeets was the face of Studio Sport for many years. During the Tour de France, he took Dutch sports fans on a three-week tour of France every year. The now 78-year-old icon would sometimes come across people he had absolutely nothing in common with during that time. Smeets was recently a guest on the podcast In de fan by Thijs Zonneveld and Hidde van Warmerdam and was asked what he thinks of when he thinks of cycling in the 1990s. “Virenque,” he responds immediately, much to Zonneveld’s delight. “And I immediately start puking when I say the name Virenque.”

>“There has never been a bigger slither than him,” says Smeets about Richard Virenque. The Frenchman was at the center of the doping scandal during the Tour de France in 1998. While almost all of his Festina teammates quickly confessed to having broken the rules, the climber, often in tears, continued to deny having done anything wrong. Virenque was not suspended and continued riding for two more years before confessing in 2000, when he really had nowhere to go. He had to sit out for nine months. "He has fooled the entire cycling world," Smeets states fiercely. "Not just the French, everyone has been fooled by him. And the worst of it all, that suddenly comes to mind," Smeets continues. "The day that the Italian Casartelli lies dead on the Col d'Aspin." Smeets refers to 18 July 1995, when Fabio Casartelli died in a fall on the descent of the Col de Portet d'Aspet. “On that day, Virenque crosses the line first and is shouted across the line by a crazy, mad, screaming, blustering, self-absorbed Tour de France announcer. And he stands up like the great triumphator, with his hands up in the air. He stands on the podium and we all think: this can’t be, this can’t be. This just can’t be. And who tells him that?”

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 13:57 [Preview] No.22240 del

>kris frum doing Siebenbürgen Rundfahrt
haha

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.22243 del

>Heidi Franz
>USA

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.22244 del

>>22239
This is an amazing interview with that old boomer fart btw, to bad the podcast is in Dutch

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.22245 del

>no sibiu tour optakt
he's slipping

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.22246 del

We live in Romania

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.22247 del

>continental kindergarten
>swing isn't a tire swing
that's disappointing

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.22248 del

Romans were only for 50 years in Dacia and yet they speak a Roman language and not Slav. now let's ignore the German settlers and the former Hungarian overlords for a second.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.22250 del

tarmac so fresh, it's still warm. I hate those construction workers always shouting at me for riding over it but cool when cars drive over it.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.22251 del

brave italian hero leaves big german bullies in the dust

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.22252 del

Dracula mentioned

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.22253 del

nothing that screams cycling more than private jets

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.22254 del

>>22243
>Heidi, Heidi
>Deine Volta ist Portugal
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4tEGk_B_alI [Embed]

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.22255 del

>>22253
dude can drive to Lille, come on, it's not that far.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.22256 del

>>22253
it's a crazy world. the richer you are, the less you have to pay for rich people things. he gets a free lambo, free PJ, probably free golf clubs aswell

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.22257 del

>>22256
I know E3 harelbeke gave him a set of golf clubs for his win

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.22258 del

>Tyler Hamilton hired by TV2 as an expert during the Tour
Fucking based.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.22259 del

>>22256
Probably every country has a version of this saying, "I can't afford being poor" in the sense that you can only buy the cheapest shit so you have to buy it way more often and eat bad which worsens your general condition and requires doc visits, paid diagnosis tools, meds.
Even jumping from a poor fag to a decently off, very middling class itfag makes you notice things, suddenly you get better options for your surplus money, you can get very affordable service plans for your whatever which you didn't even knew existed, your contacts can get you things that are almost unattainable if you simply walk through the door and ask, not to mention that you can simply afford to not mingle with the unfiltered plebs if you feel like it.

And then there are all the other levels to it, like being a recognizable face like a Grug.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 15:57 [Preview] No.22260 del

don't need to spend money if you never make p*rchases

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.22261 del

No ride yesterday
No ride today
No ride tomorrow
Gargantual ride on saturday
Proper rested, no more excuses

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:14 [Preview] No.22262 del

based memco

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:17 [Preview] No.22263 del

>>22261
hydration status?

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:20 [Preview] No.22264 del

berts posting their teams presentation in 10 minutes
https://www.letour.fr/en/watch-the-2025-teams-presentation-s-live

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.22265 del

Nice Autismbert tribute

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.22266 del

>>22263
Kinda worried, 5 hour ride, a LOT of hard climbs, 20-25 degrees, 2 liters of bidons.
Might need to drown couple liters before I start.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:29 [Preview] No.22267 del

Tete caught in Romania

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.22268 del

The stream is kinda shit
Lagging tiz style

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:31 [Preview] No.22269 del

>>22268
>tiz
F
it was a good run but the good ones always go too soon

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:31 [Preview] No.22270 del

we live in Rijsel

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.22271 del

>>22266
You have 0 refill option?

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:33 [Preview] No.22272 del

>>22271
This type I probably could refill (with beer most probably)

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:33 [Preview] No.22273 del

>>22266
might consider crab loading, plus get in a lot of expensive minerals and water starting from now

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:34 [Preview] No.22274 del

this is what the French stole from the Flemish

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:34 [Preview] No.22275 del

>>22266
Anyway, one option is to add another bottle in your backpocket. I think the finn mentioned it once, and I thought it was crazy, but I did it, and it's actually fine

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.22276 del

Ok, stream on, HD quality set.
Body language and bucal fat doctors, gather round.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.22277 del

lame

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:36 [Preview] No.22278 del

give me some tramadol

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No.22279 del

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.22280 del

emu and renard sound like good picks. Der Mann mit einem Plan!

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.22281 del

>>22275
That's great idea. Will pocket some PET bottle and then once I poland I will just throw it out in the woods

>>22278
Holy shit he's gonna OD on tramadol before the show starts, adjusted

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.22282 del

boooooooo

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.22283 del

lol the hats

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:41 [Preview] No.22284 del

>>22281
Oh wait that's last year, nevermind

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:42 [Preview] No.22285 del

how many UCI points?

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.22286 del

>>22283
it makes a fella consider to paypig

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:44 [Preview] No.22287 del

wrong jersey for stier

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.22288 del

Israel wins in Romania

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.22289 del

De Bvll du Broccoli

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.22290 del

>Riley PICKRELL
literally WHO
beaten my fraud KUBIS too easily, there wasn't even a sprint

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.22291 del

DE LIE with cope off the bat, kek.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:46 [Preview] No.22292 del

Ok give me back my flag, bongland is a bit much.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:48 [Preview] No.22293 del

boomer shimano sis group set

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:49 [Preview] No.22294 del

are they trying to subtly imply that I may achieve squeaker cyc gf if I travel to Lille?

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:50 [Preview] No.22295 del

>I'm proud to announce that PCS isn't allowed to show their logo in this tour

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:53 [Preview] No.22296 del

Proud homie is a proud homie

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:54 [Preview] No.22297 del

Annoying little shit with his rehearsed finger pointing. Let's check if he is a lefty.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:54 [Preview] No.22298 del

finally a true norfman speaking unintelligibly

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.22299 del

bit kino that speech

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.22300 del

Instant fan of stache Mr. Poirot.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.22301 del

LAFAY!

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.22302 del

it seems the norf phenotype extends beyond angloids

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:58 [Preview] No.22303 del

and that's why Parisians have these preconceptions about people from the norf

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 16:59 [Preview] No.22304 del

>>22297
Centre-right, so a shitlib.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:00 [Preview] No.22305 del

They forgot about RUBIO kek.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:00 [Preview] No.22306 del

dios mio

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No.22307 del

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:04 [Preview] No.22308 del

>>22306
>meilleur sprinteur francais
A fox sits near, squints, beckons.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:04 [Preview] No.22309 del

Plapp jumpscare

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:05 [Preview] No.22310 del

o'coomer mentioned

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:07 [Preview] No.22311 del

imagine not having your national champion at the tour

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:08 [Preview] No.22312 del

didn't expect intermarché in the position where they should care more about collecting UCI points as they invented UCI points farming

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:09 [Preview] No.22313 del

>>22311
>girmay in green
>zimzam 3 stage wins
>cube releases a not ugly frame
yes

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:10 [Preview] No.22314 del

Oh go fuck yourselves, it's been 40 minutes and I have seen what, 8 teams?
And I have to listen to that negress and look at niggers.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:10 [Preview] No.22315 del

why does the French Steven Segal have such a strong burger accent when speaking English?
also what year is it?

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:13 [Preview] No.22316 del

and that's why breakdancing isn't olympic anymore.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:15 [Preview] No.22317 del

ynr moho being a monument winner
also kek no interview with lenny

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:15 [Preview] No.22318 del

the French Ineos

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:16 [Preview] No.22319 del

Will this Tour be an audition for Total riders to join Ineos?

Can we expect some retarded pulling from the frenchies as well? That would surely impress.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:16 [Preview] No.22320 del

who?

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:19 [Preview] No.22321 del

just buy your way into the tour, it's that easy

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:21 [Preview] No.22322 del

ou est bardet?

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:21 [Preview] No.22323 del

>>22320
>>22321
sure hope neither of those teams get any results

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:22 [Preview] No.22324 del

and again

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:24 [Preview] No.22325 del

>The year is 2027. Romain Bardet motopaces fellow countryman Paul Seixas to his first Tour win.
A man can dream.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:25 [Preview] No.22326 del

so this is the renowned "french" "culture"

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:27 [Preview] No.22327 del

dude weed

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:27 [Preview] No.22328 del

kind lame

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:29 [Preview] No.22329 del

New maillot of FDJ.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:29 [Preview] No.22330 del

SOVL

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:29 [Preview] No.22331 del

Cararat would have won

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:30 [Preview] No.22332 del

Guaranteed 10th in GC.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:31 [Preview] No.22333 del

le ineos GRÖNADIER!

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:31 [Preview] No.22334 del

the english total energies

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:31 [Preview] No.22335 del

>Connor Swift-a

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.22336 del

how many slips?

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.22337 del

top gooner gonna get 4 toptens

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:33 [Preview] No.22338 del

>>22336
One. Stage 21 while taking a photo.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:35 [Preview] No.22339 del

mads will win

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:35 [Preview] No.22340 del

Small velo comical for Jonny.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:36 [Preview] No.22341 del

luv me johnny gorilla

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:36 [Preview] No.22342 del

Alpecin wins 5+ stages

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:37 [Preview] No.22343 del

dopage for your hair

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:37 [Preview] No.22344 del

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:37 [Preview] No.22345 del

grug sounds a bit like a frog you know

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:38 [Preview] No.22346 del

knowers in the chat

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:39 [Preview] No.22347 del

österreich

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:39 [Preview] No.22348 del

good luck tronchon

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:40 [Preview] No.22349 del

>>22346
KEK, that Musk-Jasper is nasty, caught faceblind me off guard.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:41 [Preview] No.22350 del

the slow electric shifting team

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:42 [Preview] No.22351 del

>>22345
his mom has the stronger norf accent

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:44 [Preview] No.22352 del

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:45 [Preview] No.22353 del

don't sleep on Maus

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:46 [Preview] No.22354 del

rogla in his lane

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.22355 del

Stay on your bike, Primoz

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No.22356 del

>champion de belqiue
I get it, things happen, but there were already a few misses.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No.22357 del

remco will win the tour

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No.22358 del

remcooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
evenesheikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:50 [Preview] No.22359 del

He's being a doomer

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:50 [Preview] No.22360 del

booooooooo

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:50 [Preview] No.22361 del

>mfw lab cringe

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:51 [Preview] No.22362 del

He isn't looking that skellymaxxed, it's over.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:52 [Preview] No.22363 del

>avec sepp KUSS
kino

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:52 [Preview] No.22364 del

sheik is a bit of a surprise to me. but jumbo squeezing everything out their riders until they are fully empty is nothing new

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:52 [Preview] No.22365 del

Why no interview with S*pp? He's a supposedly decorated runner

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.22366 del

why is she calling wout wa-oot

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.22367 del

wut?
also rabobank hat

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:55 [Preview] No.22368 del

>yoao

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:55 [Preview] No.22369 del

>Jo Almeda

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:55 [Preview] No.22370 del

>>22365
he's a bit too humble to do media unless mandatory
not like these big headed primoz-donnas

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:55 [Preview] No.22371 del

kek the difference of those national jerseys

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:56 [Preview] No.22372 del

>>22364
>jumbo squeezing everything out their riders until they are fully empty is nothing new
they have the reputation for the exact opposite, no? never using their riders enough

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:56 [Preview] No.22373 del

Hair might be too short for tufts. Maybe by week 3.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:56 [Preview] No.22374 del

>they are making him show off the shit bike for this
heh

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:56 [Preview] No.22375 del

he did things that were unthinkable?

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:57 [Preview] No.22376 del

>>22375

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.22377 del

>ninety-nine
>quatre-vingts-dix-neuf
for me it's nonante-neuf

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:59 [Preview] No.22378 del

>>22375
how many records will they break this time
I hope for at least 3

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 17:59 [Preview] No.22379 del

vive LE tour

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 18:01 [Preview] No.22380 del

watch les femmes

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 18:02 [Preview] No.22381 del

you WILL watch le tour de france femmes avec zwift

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 18:03 [Preview] No.22382 del

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 18:04 [Preview] No.22383 del

you WILL like the tour de france femmes avec Zwift

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 18:05 [Preview] No.22384 del

I hope rusbert makes a short clip of the we chute a lot part of the femmes teaser

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.22385 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NYs9B7pxJ4Q [Embed]
why can't they make some funny intro for the femmes for a change? le fake empowering girls shtick is getting old. and the majority that watches it are men anyways.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 18:11 [Preview] No.22386 del

>>22384
MEME CHUTES

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 18:12 [Preview] No.22387 del

so will you

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 18:15 [Preview] No.22388 del

>>22387
the avec zwift is such a humiliation ritual

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 18:19 [Preview] No.22389 del

hey how about the goondolls ride a real grand tour and not a glorified 1-ish week stage race? Most of the stages are shorter than many a berts weekend ride

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 18:20 [Preview] No.22390 del

I don't get the 160mm meme. how is jonas supposed to follow a thermonuclaire attaque of pogi without peak torque?

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 18:20 [Preview] No.22391 del

>>22385
>and the majority that watches it are men anyways
Mostly by guilt

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 18:21 [Preview] No.22392 del

>>22390
what is the advantage of this again? more aero position without pain?

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 18:22 [Preview] No.22393 del

>>22392
yes and better pedaling in general
keep in mind vingo is a small guy so 160mm is not even short for him, just normal size

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 18:25 [Preview] No.22394 del

>>22392
Something something hip angle

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 18:30 [Preview] No.22395 del

>>22392
why, generating more revenue from customers of coursh

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 18:32 [Preview] No.22396 del

>>22395
are they? that shit is out of stock everywhere you'd think they don't even realize the paypigs are waiting in line

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 18:34 [Preview] No.22397 del

god that ineos-total kit is so fucking ugly

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 18:50 [Preview] No.22398 del

>>22396
supply and demand my dear bert

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 18:53 [Preview] No.22399 del

>>22396
If you create a shortage you can overprice hat you sell

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:07 [Preview] No.22400 del

I for one am ready for the le tour of france

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:08 [Preview] No.22401 del

>>22400
me too, I want hard fought battles and no slurp

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:09 [Preview] No.22402 del

>>22398
>>22399
>>22396
idk what you mean I check 1 shop and see basically every sram crank size 160-175 in stock and at the same price. Multiple shimano models are more sold out in general from what I can see but those that are in stock also cost the same

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:10 [Preview] No.22403 del

>>22400
i await the great squeakening when pog breaks another 2000's record

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:11 [Preview] No.22404 del

>>22400
kek
I'm in it for the stats and the climbing records, don't really care who wins as long as they go fast and at least give us the illusion of a close fight

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:16 [Preview] No.22405 del

banana mango tangerine

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:22 [Preview] No.22406 del

I had a dream roglic and remco ride away in echelons

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.22407 del

>>22403
1996 is where it's at

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.22408 del

My new saddle rails don’t sit flush with the cups on my seat post. Is that okay? There’s space on either side of the rail when you look through it

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.22409 del

>>22406
That visma team is built for crosswind and pogi stayed the entire Paris Roubaix in top 10 on his own

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:27 [Preview] No.22410 del

>>22406

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:27 [Preview] No.22411 del

>>22408
should have gotten a sqlab

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:32 [Preview] No.22412 del

<to the tune of Three More Days by Ray Lamontagne

>Velogames
>Bert, you know I will be coming home to you
>Velogames
>Bert, you know I will be coming home to you, darling

>I know it's wrong to spend so many coins
>I know it's wrong not to pick your boys
>I've just got to getcha this next race won
>So I can bring it on home to you
>So I can bring it on home to you

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:33 [Preview] No.22413 del

>>22408
I don't think a punctual force applied on the carbon rails is a good thing, it should grab it all around and spread the load from your ass evenly

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:34 [Preview] No.22414 del

GD feels

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:35 [Preview] No.22415 del

>>22412

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:43 [Preview] No.22416 del

>>22413
Darn that was my thought as well, was hoping it was irrational though. I would expect better from prologo

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.22417 del

>>22416
Also very weird that my image uploaded again on a reply.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.22418 del

Based ASO kwabing the greedy Dutchman

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.22419 del

Based ASO kwabing the greedy Dutchman

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:48 [Preview] No.22420 del

>>22419
maybe his paranoia wasn't that far sought after all

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:53 [Preview] No.22421 del

>>22420
It sets a very bad precedent if people start advertising their shit by putting vans on the road, I'm not so surprised ASO is careful about those things

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.22422 del

>>22421
ASO is in cahoots with the firstcycling mafia

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 19:58 [Preview] No.22423 del

>>22422
Kek

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 20:20 [Preview] No.22424 del

I haven't even started my Veloteam.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.22425 del

>>22424
do NOT copy a team posted by a spanish flag

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 20:29 [Preview] No.22426 del

>>22424
surely you will make one now and be able to enjoy the holiday tomorrow without having to worry about adjusting

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 20:29 [Preview] No.22427 del

>>22424
just pick runners whose name starts with the letter P and you'll win

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 20:31 [Preview] No.22428 del

Ok after mucho mucho iteration i think the veloteam is complete.
Not terribly happy with how it looks like but george was a bit of a dick this year to be honest.

Made some shitty point simulation but after like 10 minutes i realized i didn't want to be a schizo and just went with feelings instead.

One of my calculation was :
Is Gall+Bauhaus+Assist dude > than Martin/Meeus/Romeo And a few other scenarios but its like really annoying and you have to make good/bad scenarios.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 20:45 [Preview] No.22429 del

I need to stop buying ice cream

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 20:53 [Preview] No.22430 del

>mfw we finally get to squeak about performances again
been a while
these B-grade startlist giros just don't hit the same

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 20:54 [Preview] No.22431 del

>>22429
but why? it's cold and delicious.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.22432 del

>>22431
Because I then eat it too much of coursh

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 21:04 [Preview] No.22433 del

>>22432
just pedal more and harder

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.22434 del

>>22432
wouldn't be an issue if you didn't decide to not ride for 3 days in a row

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 21:13 [Preview] No.22435 del

>>22434
i'm proteinloading for the weekend

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 21:23 [Preview] No.22436 del

>Brtek entering his bloatmaxxing era
imagine the schnitzels

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 21:29 [Preview] No.22437 del

>Literally no posts about the Netflix slop
If even this hotbed of cyclisme addiction doesn't pay attention to this show, you know the ratings must be shite

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 21:30 [Preview] No.22438 del

The absolute state of Picnic PostNL

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 21:37 [Preview] No.22439 del

>>22419
PCS van did nothing wrong

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 21:40 [Preview] No.22440 del

>>22438
We were laughing at the Picniccers but they will have the last laugh now that they have passed Cofidis.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.22441 del

>>22428
I am doing the same, just juggling in my mind some eyeballed expected values and sums across of sets of interchangeable runners.
Still tinking about putting it in some machine learning algo but I don't even know how to manipulate the loss function to make it work across a linear programming problem further divided up into separate runner categories.
It is better this way, to not research it, just play the gem like a human being.

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 23:05 [Preview] No.22442 del

ABSOLUTE SCENES ON THE CHESTERFIELD TONIGHT

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 23:12 [Preview] No.22443 del

>>22412
>You scored plenty points, 2022
>You let other gamblers make a fool of you
>Why don't you do right, like some other riders do?
>Pedal harder and score me some points too

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 23:14 [Preview] No.22444 del

>>22442
yes well

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 23:16 [Preview] No.22445 del

>>22442
surely horner will devote ten minutes to the discussion of the phenomena of pussywhipped syndrome

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 23:29 [Preview] No.22446 del

>>22442
cos he's a b*lgian
simple as

Bert

07/03/2025 (Thu) 23:51 [Preview] No.22447 del

>>22446

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.22448 del

Enjoying a very fine Puligny-Montrachet that's bringing tears to my eyes.

It is VERY upsetting that this year's Tour route is so terrible for /wtw/. We had a lot of fun in Italy. I have not scouted the Vuelta route yet.

Leaving tomorrow am to spend the holiday with the fam. The first /wtw/ of the Tour is already delivered to my ancestral chateau in the suburbs of Chicago and my father has assured me that it is chilling and ready to drink. Maybe we'll do a quick gravel ride Saturday am (high of 90 tomorrow and 96 on Saturday).

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 01:15 [Preview] No.22449 del

dear sweet berts

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.22450 del

>>22449
what about us sour berts

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.22451 del

So after some research it has come to my attention that prologo carbon rails are actually 7x9.3 (Why) so that is why they did not fit in my seatpost clamps. Why the fuck does everything in this stupid industry have to be non-compatible

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.22452 del

>>22451
because you keep paying for it

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 03:39 [Preview] No.22453 del

Pog + Vauquelin or Vingegaard + Almeida? Thinking that Pog scores 3500p and Vauquelin 500-1000, while Vinge will do something like 2000-2500 and Almeida 1500-2000, so pretty evenly matched all in all. But then I don't want to cheer for the fish

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.22454 del

>>22437
rusbert already posted the essential webms, there's nothing to be added or as remco would say: fuck you jonas

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.22455 del

>>22448
I'm pretty sure the Polish wines will offer a broader selection later this summer

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.22456 del

>>22453
Pog will want to play with grug in the first week. I think he'll be above 4k at the end

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.22457 del

>4 squeaker
That might be too much

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.22458 del

>Le double vainqueur du Tour (2022, 2023) reconnaît que cette chute a changé sa perception de la course. « Peut-être que je ressens un peu la peur, oui, pas de tomber, mais j'ai conscience de ce qui peut arriver et je fais un peu plus attention, reconnaît-il. Alors que, dans le peloton, j'ai le sentiment que tout le monde prend beaucoup plus de risques qu'il y a quelques années. »
Ironic

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.22459 del

Happy holiday o'er the land of the free.

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.22460 del

>>22455
People are trying to do this, I am sure there are some successful wineries but the few that I have tried were vile, of course way overpriced as local/natty/craft.

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.22461 del

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.22462 del

>>22461
Sprinter heavy, a good amount of squeakeurs, Grug. I give it a pass.

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.22463 del

You may not like it but this ks what peak performance looks like

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.22464 del

>>22463

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.22465 del

we already live in Romania
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V88H_nGH5SU [Embed]

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.22466 del

SENTJENS KWAB

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.22467 del

Fuck W*ut

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.22468 del

Beaten by some guy named Joppe. Humiliation ritual

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.22469 del

>>22468
Is Bittman the evolution of a Bittner?

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.22470 del

>>22469
Yes. Then it goes to Bittgod

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.22471 del

QUIZ TIME: Retrouvez les coureurs vainqueurs d'un Monument et d'une étape du Tour de France au cours d'une même saison depuis l'après-guerre.

https://www.sporcle.com/games/MrVintage/vainqueur-dun-monument--sur-le-tour-la-mme-anne

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.22472 del

>>22471
Not grug

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.22473 del

new script leaked: Yatesi will win the tour. Sheik will betray Jonas and pull for his brother.

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.22474 del

>>22468
Could your neighbors keep themselves out of pristine cuntries.

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.22475 del

Very nice

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.22476 del

>>22474
Not so pristine, looks like some dudes already put a blue square on your flag for some reason

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.22477 del

>>22461
this is basically my team but better

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.22478 del

>Dylan Groenewegen on his way to Unibet Tietema Rockets

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.22479 del

>>22478
Career over

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.22480 del

Apparently runners are drinking baking soda nowadays
Proteinbros, we are getting left behind

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.22481 del

>>22476
Yeah, there is that bunch too, the hole was shaped to fit something rectangular, they squeezed a triangle through.
It worked, happy for you guys, or sorry that it happened, just move along, ride your bike and we'll be fine.

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.22482 del

>>22480
We discussed this like 2 years ago

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.22483 del

>>22482
It takes a while for space age technology to make its way here

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.22484 del

Milan spotted getting a haircut in the alpecin caravan

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.22485 del

Getting that doper jaw, adjusted

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.22486 del

>>22485
>"Now I'm stronger than ever," he warns his Slovenian rival. "Last year I also rode at a high level, but that was different. I was lighter then, but I also had less muscle."

>"We saw then that I was still a bit lacking in my accelerations. That's why we've worked on my muscle power now. So I'm heavier, but should also have more power."

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.22487 del

hydration bros WAGMI

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.22488 del

>>22487
I wouldn't use any product that Bertacek endorses

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.22489 del

>>22480
Drinking???

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.22490 del

>>22487
Reminder that pros in the 2000's and even early 2010's didn't drink much or eat and a lot of their training rides
Bonkers

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.22491 del

>“I have seen some feedback and want to be open about my partnership with Flying Group as a sustainable partner,” he said. “I understand the environmental concerns and I respect everyone’s voice. At the same time, the way I travel is important to my sport and career. I work incredibly hard every day to perform at my highest level and that means making choices that protect my time, my health and my peace of mind. Flying relaxed, with less stress and exposure, helps me stay focused and healthy. This partnership is not about luxury, it is about performance, recovery and the support that helps me give 100% every time I set off. I always try to make responsible choices where I can, but I also stand by the dedication I have shown to my goals. Thank you to those who understand this.”

Kwab, you should never answer to these things. Also the dude takes the plane to go golfing, no one buys his BS

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.22492 del

Okay I finally paid up for some extra velocoin. It cost me an arm and a leg but it can't be helped

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.22493 del

>Electricity is OUT in like half the country
It's been nice knowing you

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.22494 del

>>22493
Huh since when did you have electricity. Must be some start up problems

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.22495 del

>>22492
I don't think nys or gregoire can do much

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.22496 del

>>22495
I paid 100 eurodollars per extra velocoin so they better

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.22497 del

>>22496
Pick Wo*t

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.22498 del

>>22497
No

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.22499 del

Tour de France 2025 Green Jersey OFFICIAL /bet/

>Milan 2.87
>Philipsen 4.33
>Aert 6
>Pogacar 6.5
>Merlier 7
>Poel 8
>Girmay 11
>Meeus 34
>Coqueard 51
>Nys 51
>Lie 67
>Groenewegen 81
...
>Evenepoel 126
>Allah 151
>Roglic 201

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.22500 del

fuck wout

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.22501 del

Tour de France 2025 KOM Jersey OFFICIAL /bet/

>Pogacar 2.37
>Vingegaard 8.5
>Martinez 10
>Skjelmose 13
>Storer 21
>Gall 21
>Onley 26
>Holland 29
>Healy 34
>Powless 34
>Allah 34
>Baudin 34
>Rubio 41
>Evenepoel 41
>Champoussin 41
>Eetvelt 41
>Tejada 41
...
>Aert 51
>Roglic 81
>Lipowitz 126

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.22502 del

>>22441
We both know the team that'll win will be something a fat dude made in a hurry 2 minutes before deadline.

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.22503 del

Tour de France Stage 1 OFFICIAL /bet/

>Merlier 2.37
>Milan 3
>Philipsen 5.5
>Meeus 17
>Birmay 23
>Aert 26
>Groenewegen 26
>Poel 41
>Poppel 41
>Waerenskjold 51
>Lie 67
...
>Pogacar 101
>Ganna 151
>Bittner 201

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.22504 del

>>22499
Is this bait?

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.22505 del

>>22501
Who else but pog ? I mean, unless we have a crazy amount of breakaway wins anything else seems impossible.

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.22506 del

Runner will win 5+ Stages

>Pogacar 1.5
>Milan 9
>Merlier 9
>Poel 11
>Vingegaard 21
>Philipsen 21
>Aert 29
>Nys 101
>Evenepoel 101

Pogacar or Vingegaard will win

>Yes 1.09
>No 5.9

Roglic will finish /tdf/

>Yes 1.4
>No 2.5

Bittner will Top 10 a stage

>Yes 1.2
>No 3.6

Pogacar will win and Vingegaard will be 2nd

>Yes 1.85
>No 1.75

Everystage won by a different runner

>Yes 20

GC winner won't win a stage

>Yes 6
>No 1.06

A slovenian will win

>Yes 1.37
>No 2.8

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.22507 del

Some guy showed up to a 40km/h average ‘social ride’ on the new still unreleased S5 yesterday.
My rimbrake poorbike got mogged beyond recovery. Also i got dropped :’(

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.22508 del

>>22506
Runner will win 5+ Stages is insane, there isn't even 5 sprint days

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.22509 del

Tour de France 2025 GC OFFICIAL /bet/

>Pogacar 1.36
>Vingegaard 3.25
>Evenepoel 12
>Almeida 19
>Roglic 26
>Lipowitz 34
>Jorgenson 67
>Skjelmose 81
>Yatesi 101
>Gall 101
>Mas Nicolau 101
>Rodriguez Cano 126
>O'Connor 126
>Buitrago 151
>Holland 151
>Kuss 201
>Yatesi 251
>Arensman 301
>Eetvelt 301
>Onley 301
>Thomas 301
>Vlasov 401
>Martinez 401
>Vauquelin 401
...
>Allah 1001
>Crass 1001
>Poel 1001

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.22510 del

>>22507
How can you get dropped on the flat?

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.22511 del

>>22507
>40km/h social ride
hm?

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.22512 del

Pear shaped man made it to the HLN front page

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.22513 del

>>22507
please pay pig and turn up with a full aero setup for a group ride next time.

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.22514 del

>>22511
You don't do Z2 social rides?

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.22515 del

>>22510
Thats a good question. I feel like i have to push exponentially more watts when accelerating after stop lights and when 'transitioning' from the front to the back of the group on my shallow alu wheel non aero carbon bike. Or maybe i just suck at this sport

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 11:28 [Preview] No.22516 del

>>22514
No at 40 km/h

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.22517 del

are you ready for 32" tires bert?

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.22518 del

>>22517
Thankfully the UCI will never allow it

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.22519 del

>>22509
Absolutely ridiculous. All these shitters who are not Pog/Jonas should be at LEAST 100/1

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.22520 del

>>22515
I am sure you have 'transitioned' hehe

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.22521 del

>>22520

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.22522 del

The romanian pro peloton is quickly approaching the mythical slopes of Bâlea Lac

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 12:15 [Preview] No.22523 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=T7_PZMu3dyQ [Embed]
not normal

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.22524 del

balea lac, home

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.22525 del

>>22515
well how many watts did you push

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 12:28 [Preview] No.22526 del

Velogames schizos on PCS.
You just KNOW, its the day before the tour and those stats are so fishy.

Avoid picking the same as everyone bert

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 12:30 [Preview] No.22527 del

Reduced peloton already in Romania
Unibet Tietema Rockets pulling hard and SLAVING for squeaky superstar Adrien MAIRE who's about to humble Richie TELLO

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.22528 del

>>22525
You can guess autismbert "secret picks" just looking at this

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.22529 del

>>22525
dont have a wattonometer yet, this is my first race bike

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.22530 del

Bora rookies pulling now, no idea for whom, perhaps THORNLEY

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.22531 del

CHRIS FROOME PULLING HARD
RUNNERS ARE GETTING LACHEED

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.22532 del

FROOME's two minutes pull is over

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.22533 del

RICHIETELLO, ODD CHRISTIAN and De La CRUZ go solo
16 km to go

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.22534 del

BORREMANS looking sharp

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.22535 del

>mfw bert doesn't do a 4 passes of vaxxing the chain
ngmi

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.22536 del

>>22535
>t. someone who melted their chainring teethe off

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.22537 del

>>22535
I've seen pics of your disgusting chain here

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.22538 del

>>22535
why do they put multiple trash lubricants on the chain

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.22539 del

De la CRUZ in difficulty

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.22540 del

Richie TELLO goes solo

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.22541 del

2eme peloton is falling apart

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.22542 del

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.22543 del

1 km to go, Richie TELLO dopacaresque

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.22544 del

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.22545 del

Jews win!
Einking +0:32
CRUZ lost somewhere on the slopes

The gaps are going to be gigantic

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.22546 del

go on matty rich

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.22547 del

>>22484
I could swear I once saw a video of this very same dude giving Pog a haircut

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.22548 del

>Roglič revealed how crashes at this year's Giro d'Italia, retirements and a slow recovery from illness ruined his preparation for the Tour. " After the Giro I was completely down, I was taking antibiotics because I also had some kind of bacteria. I was suffering, I was on my knees," Roglič said during the team's presentation in Lille.

Remember to adjust

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.22549 del

Top 10

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.22550 del

>>22548
#FreeLipowitz

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.22551 del

>>22548
lipowitz coin rising. If you're smart you adjust him in

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.22552 del

>>22549
>PRINGLE
don't mind if I do

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.22553 del

>>22500
this, but literally

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.22554 del

>>22506
>>22509
>A slovenian will win
>Yes 1.37
>Tour de France 2025 GC OFFICIAL /bet/
>Pogacar 1.36
that makes NO sense

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.22555 del

Banale

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 13:31 [Preview] No.22556 del

>>22554
goomblers are not known for basing their worldviews in FACTS or LOGIC

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.22557 del

>>22554
if you're a seasoned gambling addict you know that odds seldomly make sense

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 13:42 [Preview] No.22558 del

>Yesterday an Italian motorcyclist was killed by a bear on the Transfagarasan road in Romania (the other side of the passo than today). According to reports the motorcyclist stopped to feed a bear with 2 cubs.
>According to reports the motorcyclist stopped to feed a bear with 2 cubs.
what the FUCK was he thinking

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.22559 del

>>22558
what the flip
thats beyond retarded

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.22560 del

>>22558
what an idiot they don't even eat cubs

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.22561 del

>>22560
heh nice

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.22562 del

>>22558

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 14:02 [Preview] No.22563 del

>>22560
they sometimes do THOUGH

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.22564 del

>>22523
>The guy in the lead has a guy r*nning ahead of him all the time with a camera
peculiar

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.22565 del

So after all, Cian was actually right about Bora?

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.22566 del

shall I go for me celebratory eggs ride in the hills, toward the river flatland, or up in the mountain ?

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.22567 del

>>22565
I'm surprised nobody ever leaked those supposed whats app messages

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.22568 del

>>22567
they never existed in the first place. It was all made up and they admitted to it ppa

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.22569 del

The grand tour velodrama format is so stupid it's unreal

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.22570 del

>>22569
it's mostly how he classifies riders that stupid
>skjelmose climbs, TT's and punches
>climber
>lennert van eetvelt who can barely get in a top 30 of a TT
>now that's an all rounder
>albanese, berckmoes now those are some world class sprinters

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.22571 del

Did my first and only adjuuuust
Now it is in G*d's hands

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.22572 del

>>22566
please pay attention to my requests for input

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.22573 del

>>22572
always the mountains of coursh

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.22574 del

>>22570
He's bad at categorizing riders but it's also pointless to limit which riders can be picked on the same team. The 100 credits system is already there to stop people picking the 9 strongest riders.

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.22575 del

>>22566
>Chicago suburbs
>mountain

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.22576 del

>>22573
thank you Brtek

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.22577 del

>>22566
river flat

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.22578 del

>>22574
just put all climbers and all rounders together and then throw the sprinters in unclassed

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.22579 del

>>22566
flat

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.22580 del

>>22577
>>22579
hm...
polders are surging in the polls

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.22581 del

>>22580
mountains are stupid
you go very slow for extended periods of time and then you freewheel or softpedal for extended periods of time. Stupid

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.22582 del

What the FUCK is a "mountain"

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.22583 del

>>22578
this is how you get every team looking the same and people picking 3+ sprinters, or min-maxing with multiple 4-pointers. The most positive thing about the classification system is it creates much more diverse team selections then otherwise

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.22584 del

>>22578
Then you can pick 5 GC riders and 4 sprinters which is essentially the same as not having categories at all. I'm sure he thought categories would be cool and something special for grand tours but in the end they just make some riders unpickable because they share a limited category with the must-includes.

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.22585 del

>>22582

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.22586 del

>>22582
dont even research it you're not missing out

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.22587 del

nobody seems to prefer the punchy hills terrain

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.22588 del

>>22587
thats actually my favorite terrain but I feel like you're due for some flats

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.22589 del

>>22587
I do (it's all I have)

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.22590 del

>>22580
i'm riding HIGH mountain tomorrow, you don't want to be left behind by Bertacek of all people

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.22591 del

https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/vilgot-wallmark

vilgot wallmart

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.22592 del

>>22590
Will you actually though or will there be another patented bertacek excuse™

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.22593 del

>>22592
I will ride for sure but there's 50% odds I will pussy ouf the inhumana passo at the end of the route. Or maybe Kurwabert will cagie me on the polish roads.

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.22594 del

>>22593
>inb4 your legs are atrophied from 3 days of not riding and you cramp on the 2nd climb and call it a day

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.22595 del

it's settled then, saving matches in the flatland today and then scoring even bigger eggs in the passes at the weekend
provided I ride more than once every tree days the risk of being surpassed by my fellow wattlets should be minimal

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.22596 del

>>22593
watch out for meeses

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.22597 del

>>22594
this is something I've noticed that regular boring Z2 rides really help with
I always felt like shit after a rest day but after a Z2 day my legs feel primed

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.22598 del

>WE - ITT
pcsman not even trying to act like he cares about russian NC's

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.22599 del

>>22555
How do we blame the UCI for this one?

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.22600 del

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Heatmaxxing bros, we're almost at the end of it. Even had the broken glass puncture in supplement today

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.22601 del

>>22600
nothing more fun that switching a tube in the blistering sun isn't there

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.22602 del

>>22600
hardmanpals, we rise

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.22603 del

>>22600

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.22604 del

>>22601
Amazing. People were nice though a lot of them stopped and asked if I was OK, some dude even jump from road to pathlane on his mop to check

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.22605 del

>>22604
heh, last time I had a puncture some dude came out of his house to check and let me use his air compressor instead of my smoll pump
some people are nice

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.22606 del

>>22600
proper cooldown here next week but you are probably not that lucky

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.22607 del

>>22606
Going to Aarhus next week, I'll feel cold even

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.22608 del

>>22605
the camradic rush i've gotten from lending people C02 canisters on the side of the road is second to none

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.22609 del

>>22607
We had one day of 30+ degrees and then straight rain and cold weather. Cold summer this year while the rest of Europe supposedly burns.

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.22610 del

>>22558
bear beggar street
people are retarded

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.22611 del

>>22607
Aarhouse, in the middle of the street, aarhouse

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.22612 del

>>22610
the modern world has insulated us from the cruelty of nature. everyone needs to get bit by an alligator every now and then. as a reminder

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.22613 del

>>22608
I do that too but then I send them the bill hehehe

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.22614 del

>>22613
based tikkie sender

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.22615 del

Read in the news that Praha west of the Moldau had electricity, but not the eastern side. Now bertaczek didn't have any problems posting today.

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.22616 del

>>22615
Further proof I live in western europe and not eastern europe

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 16:32 [Preview] No.22617 del

>>22616

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.22618 del

>>22617

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.22619 del

>Based on science, we can venture a prediction of what the podium in Paris will look like. We know his data and can also estimate what those of Primoz Roglic , Tadej Pogacar and Jonas Vingegaard will be like in the Tour de France . If we do that, it makes no sense to consider Lipowitz a podium candidate.”
Adjoosting

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.22620 del

>>22619
this is propaganda and bait

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.22621 del

>>22619
>"His performance shows there's a lot in there, but it's just impossible to predict. Therefore, I think what's best is you let him be in the high mountains, close to Primož and stay by his side."
>stay close to Primož and by his side

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.22622 del

I am NOT taking Sweeny

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 16:53 [Preview] No.22623 del

>>22622
Yes, Rickaert is the best pick for assistpoints maxxing but this is soooo boring

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 16:54 [Preview] No.22624 del

>>22623
Humm actually I'm not so sure. Even if alpecin wins 5 stages this only gives 50 pts?

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 16:55 [Preview] No.22625 del

>>22624
assistpoints have always been a scam and only designed to coax suckers into boring picks

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 17:00 [Preview] No.22626 del

>>22623
No I have a secret pick

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.22627 del

>>22624
only worth it for guys like pogacar and vingegaard because of the stacks, I think last year you could get around 350 points for any UAE jobber

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.22628 del

>>22621
>Aldag: I think our wording was very deliberate, saying we want to keep him alongside Primoz. When you're alongside Primoz in the Tour, you're usually very far ahead in the high mountains and can learn and observe. We didn't say he has to ride in front of Roglic every meter. And we don't just see him on his tail. I think this "alongside Primoz" describes it quite well, to say we're taking the next steps.

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.22629 del

>>22628
Does he see him as Roglic or as Primoz?

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 17:51 [Preview] No.22630 del

K W A B

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 17:59 [Preview] No.22631 del

>>22622
Same, I just won't and that's the bottom line.

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 18:02 [Preview] No.22632 del

Just came up with this one:
O'ER THE LAÁÁAND OF THE FREEEEEAKS
AND THE HOO00OOME OOOF THE GAAAAYYY

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 18:19 [Preview] No.22633 del

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nice little post work hill ride, glad the heat is gone

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 18:41 [Preview] No.22634 del

>>22633
Gone?

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.22635 del

Why are pollacks shooting at our trams? kurwa

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.22636 del

>>22627
Yes, in my nascent state I thought this is such a clever move. No it is not, it is a 50-100 for anyone who's teammate is very good and wins stages but is not named Pogicaca.

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 18:44 [Preview] No.22637 del

>>22635
Wonder if it is an old Polak or a new "Polak". Although having a legal gun suggests an old Polak.

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 18:48 [Preview] No.22638 del

>>22610
>gipsy bears in romania

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 18:52 [Preview] No.22639 del

Pogi or grug?

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 18:52 [Preview] No.22640 del

>>22639
TRONCHON

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 18:55 [Preview] No.22641 del

>>22558
>The last photo taken by the Italian motorcyclist killed in a bear attack on the Transfăgărășan road in Romania

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 18:58 [Preview] No.22642 del

>>22634
gone for me, a swell 26°C aka the perfect temp

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 19:28 [Preview] No.22643 del

>>22641
seconds before desaster

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.22644 del

Bets on the first big chute? it's bound to happen in north france

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.22645 del

>>22644
MAS

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.22646 del

>>22644
De lie, Remco, Bisseger
Notorious terrible at positioning and chokers

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 20:22 [Preview] No.22647 del

>>22644
Roglic of course

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.22648 del

>>22647
roglic is immune right now, he will glide through the peleton like butter

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 20:27 [Preview] No.22649 del

>>22647
No that's too early.

Roglic usual patter is :
-Hyping people up with a decent performance
-Falls once but still good
-Hope comes back
-Falls
-Falls
-Falls
-Ahah maybe i'll start tomorrow for stages guys ;)))
-DNS

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 20:41 [Preview] No.22650 del

>>22648
This.
All his karma for ever racing for Visma has finally been paid off.
Now it's just a man high on hope(tramadol)....

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 20:59 [Preview] No.22651 del

>>22650
there used to be some clip on Eurosport where he stole the victory from some other racer at Paris - Nice. Now that's bad karma.

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 21:06 [Preview] No.22652 del

>>22651
One of my all time favorite Rogla moments. Proper thermonuclear sprints back when he was in his prime.

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 21:06 [Preview] No.22653 del

>>22651
The man is dead.
Surely that severs karma.

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 21:08 [Preview] No.22655 del

>>22652
The eurosport clip with the dramatic music was amazing.
Oh well...Rip Gino and all that.
He did get hos WT win in the Giro the next season.

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 21:09 [Preview] No.22656 del

>>22651
>some other racer

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.22657 del

August is the real ciclismo month with Pologne, klassikloaka Txirrindularitza, Volta, cyclassics, Czech and Deutschland tour

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 21:25 [Preview] No.22658 del

BITTNER is the sprinting leader of Team dsm-firmenich PostNL
Do as you will with this secret information

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 21:26 [Preview] No.22659 del

>>22658
more like BUTTNER lol

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 21:27 [Preview] No.22660 del

>>22658
>>22659
Some serious choices to be made still in that group of 6 credit sprinters

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 21:31 [Preview] No.22661 del

>>22658
He's rated on the same level as Stier and former Giro winner Dainese

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 21:39 [Preview] No.22662 del

>>22658
Lund said he would sprint on the uphill finishes and Buttner would sprint on the flat ones.

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 23:09 [Preview] No.22663 del

glizzy berts we are feasting well

Bert

07/04/2025 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No.22664 del

I made a last adjustment. My team is even more soulful now.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 00:03 [Preview] No.22665 del

in the flatlands you score less eggs
I've been had

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 00:13 [Preview] No.22666 del

Is an egg 60 or 70kj according to Strava? Very important information

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 00:19 [Preview] No.22667 del

>>22666
saus plugin claims 80kJ

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 01:08 [Preview] No.22668 del

>>22667
Those are some big eggs

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.22669 del

>>22668
U U U U

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.22670 del

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.22671 del

GP Kahramanmaraş fever is setting in bad now

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.22672 del

Phillipsen and Vauquelin or Ackermann and Lipowitz? Points wise it's tough to say but I'd wager Jasper gets something like 1300-1500 and Vauquelin anything from 400 to 1000, while Lipo is probably 1500-2000 and Ackermann, fuck if I know

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.22673 del

>>22672
I'd take berckmoes or jeanniere over ackerman tbqh

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.22674 del

ASO goons currently en route with baseball bats and pipe wrenches

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.22675 del

>>22672
Philipson and Lipobeast init

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.22676 del

>>22674
>tempting the wrath of ASO god
Not very smart from the greedy dutchman

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.22677 del

>>22674
I’m with ASO on this one he already went overboard with ads but forcing subscriptions is just too much economic activity to allow it for free.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.22678 del

>>22677
Of course. ASO's partner pay big money to be able to advertise on the road, I don't see why they should allow this dutch to do it for free

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.22679 del

Going for a ride and then office to finish some work. Final adjustment done, feel free to copy

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.22680 del

>>22678
does ASO suddenly own all the public roads or what?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.22681 del

>>22679
Why not Philippe Alain but Shampoo?
This is the only afterthought I have, the 6 squeaker to pick.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.22682 del

>>22674
ASO gonna airstrike that fool

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.22683 del

es la hora

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.22684 del

>>22680
I don't care about the legality of it, if every retard starts advertising their shit on the side of the road this is going to be cancerous as fuck

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.22685 del

Did some 5 minute pb. Probably should train these types of effort, all the muscles were hurting, including the front (?) of my calve. Anyway, seems like heatmaxxing is paying of, or maybe it's just taking it easy for 10 days

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.22686 del

>>22680
no but they do own the screentime

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.22687 del

Mont Noir, Mont Cassel... home

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.22688 del

Pogi will put 2 minutes on everyone at the brutal Mont Noir, ending the GC competition on day one.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.22689 del

>>22688
All your runners will chute today, ending your veloteam on day one

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.22690 del

What's the best place to buy a full rim brake groupset now?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.22691 del

>>22689
Where have I seen this movie before
>landa.jpeg

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.22692 del

>>22690
Aliexpress

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.22693 del

>>22692
They're not fakes?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.22694 del

>>22693
Wasn't talking about the Shimano ones on there but afaik some of them are actually legit. But you can just buy the chink brand rim brakes and mix them with disc brake STIs if you want to. Did this with one of my older road bikes and it works fine.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.22695 del

>>22694
Nice to know, thanks

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.22696 del

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What did they mean by this?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.22697 del

Hey, Bert!
Streaming Torrente 2 in 5 mins.
There's another occasion in the evening for same movie, starting at 21:00 UTC (19:00 CET).
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.22698 del

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.22699 del

Bora best kit and bike this tour I so want that S-works

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.22700 del

>>22698
nie dotyzcy!
what ever that is supposed to mean

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.22701 del

>>22698
Hold it right there mister, Ausweis bitte.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.22702 del

>>22698
I'll never get over how ridiculous bikes that size look like.
Not manlet coping here btw hehe

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.22703 del

>>22698
>The polish alpes d'huez

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.22704 del

>>22698
with such a bike frame I'd bring 2 2 liter bidens

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.22705 del

everyone hide, camperbert has returned

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.22706 del

One bong zulu.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.22707 del

adjust one more time lads, just one more

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.22708 del

>We are very happy to extend our partnership with XDS,” says Vinokourov. “In just a few months, we have already achieved some impressive results. And I can tell you that this is just the beginning. XDS has given our team momentum and we will continue to build on that. I would like to thank the company for their support in our project

Vino bros, farming was successful. I'm sure Bettiol will get a big check

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.22709 del

>makes a meme team predicting MVDF team to mock his boring choices
>forget about it
>One week later realize it's the same team as my final adjoosting on my main team
Top kek, kinda played myself there

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.22710 del

>>22709
there is still time to rectify

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.22711 del

>>22709
Maybe YOU are the boring guy. My team is again full of secret picks

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.22712 del

don't know if polebert keeps that data saved but it would be fun to see at the end of the year who made the most boring teams

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.22713 del

>>22711
I'm sure polbert will do a boring ranking at the end of the season and you'll either be 1st or 2nd bert

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.22714 del

Nikiforos Arvanitou is the next big superstar

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.22715 del

last chance to adjust your team and add emu, don't say I didn't warn you

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.22716 del

adjusted out lipowitz because he's been doing some pussyfoot interviews. my team is now disgusting.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.22717 del

>>22715
>that pic
kek

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.22718 del

>>22713
No u

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.22719 del

uh oh

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.22720 del

Kek the tourists are showing up in the other thread

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.22721 del

>>22719
mhmm those bolts look familiar...

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.22722 del

>>22719
New bike or new paint?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.22723 del

>>22719
kek

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.22724 del

take me back

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.22725 del

>>22724
Unpopular take but imo that era had the worst aesthetics (some of the coolest riders though).

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.22726 del

who is this anton schiffer guy and who will pick him up next year

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.22727 del

>>22725
i agree bit too tacky for me

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.22728 del

>three vismoids have grown mustaches in the past year
just realized this when they showed the lineup graphic. looking into this

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.22729 del

>>22725
Yeah it's the beginning of aero monstrocity

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.22730 del

>>22726
Former (pro) triathlete who had to stop running because of tendon problems, was part of the Zwift Academy documentary two (?) years ago where he seethed because he had the best numbers but wasn't picked by Alpecin because he was too old already. Heard rumours about Jayco being interested.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.22731 del

rog wont make it too mont cassel

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.22732 del

>>22730
interesting, has had a good year
I'd pick him up as a low wage guy for sure

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.22733 del

Drunkenly adjusted my team last night, complete restructuring of the middle ranks.

Whatever, it looks fine, it's all a goomble anyway.

Was given this as a gift in celebration of our upcoming child.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.22734 del

>>22733
cute

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.22735 del

Lille always reminds me of Les Petits Meurtres d'Agatha Christie.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:25 [Preview] No.22736 del

>>22733
ordered that one and the yellow jersey for my son as well

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.22737 del

>French youth cheering for Pogi
grim

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.22738 del

velodrama site struggling with all the last minute adjoostments

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.22739 del

>>22737
Lille should be remKING territory

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.22740 del

Echelons?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.22741 del

>>22740
god willing

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.22742 del

WE GAAN

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.22743 del

I've seen enough, RUTSCH wins today.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.22744 del

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.22745 del

>>22744
>Simmons on tractor duty
Dodged a bullet here

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.22746 del

>150km Dillier solo

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.22747 del

That cathedral is missing a tower

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.22748 del

>>22746
Imagine being dillier

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.22749 del

Damn that look bike is SEXY

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.22750 del

was out collecting eggs, what did I miss - rogla already kissed the asphalt?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.22751 del

>>22749
Bora one? I know

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.22752 del

>>22751
I said look bert

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.22753 del

Well his team isn't that boring. Thankfully I am in the winning position of being able to say that's it's because of me

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.22754 del

>when Alpecin sees hair

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.22755 del

>>22753
No. You lost

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.22756 del

The final climb is absolutely inhumana
Already had to stop twice after 25% segments
#Pray4Bertacek

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.22757 del

Luckily I am not in danger of Bertacek, because his team is absolutely terrible. Lipowitz, Nys and Grégoire LOL

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.22758 del

>>22755
Are you saying you willingly picked W*ut?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.22759 del

>>22758
All the signs are there Bert. Fake illness, saying he is not going to sprint (so he will). It will be PAS NORMAL again

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.22760 del

>>22759
brave

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.22761 del

>>22757
he went full believer

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.22762 del

>>22757
>Nys and Grégoire
Kek

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.22763 del

>>22757
thats the knower build

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.22767 del

>>22752
You've won the boring competition!

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.22769 del

Picks. >>22764

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.22770 del

>>22767

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.22771 del

>>22769
qwabendish with a shambolic result

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.22772 del

>>22767
Kek, so I was right>>22709

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.22773 del

>>22698
>>22756
go on Brtek

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.22774 del

>>22769
*aheam*

LIPOWITZ

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.22775 del

why nobody said we live in france ?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.22776 del

Kek, so much fighting for a cat 4 climb

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.22777 del

THOMAS ez

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.22778 del

So many fucking people. This is trully the only race of this sport

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.22779 del

Echelon alerte

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.22780 del

Bora do look nice

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.22781 del

Ganna :(

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.22782 del

First chute!
GANNA e FLYNN

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.22783 del

is it over for Ganner already?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.22784 del

its pippover

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.22785 del

Very quiet on Italian Eurosport.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.22786 del

BISSEGGER.
He may be down and out.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:58 [Preview] No.22787 del

before I pay attention and open up the neutral time keeping site that wouldn't pay ASO some sponsorship money, how many DNFs so far?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:58 [Preview] No.22788 del

not a good day to be a time trialist

i'm very scared memco bros

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.22789 del

TOTAL TT SPECIALIST DEATH

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.22790 del

chute bissegger

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.22791 del

>>22790
ayo I posted that like a minute ago why does it only show up now

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.22792 del

I see, I shall continue my ride

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.22793 del

>>22792
About that much, yes.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.22794 del

these cobbles look like chute central

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.22795 del

Vismoids going ham lol

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.22796 del

LIPO bike change.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:12 [Preview] No.22797 del

florian crevaisson at worst possible time lol

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:12 [Preview] No.22798 del

LIPObros...

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.22799 del

Mad drill.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.22800 del

everyone is gunning it waow

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.22801 del

Drivers already dropping.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.22802 del

>lenny
oh no no no no no

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.22803 del

Lenny MARTINEZ already getting in his time loss.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.22804 del

surely they cannot keep this up

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.22805 del

Dropped are:

Plapp Luke (Team Jayco AlUla)
Martinez Lenny (Bahrain - Victorious)
Schmid Mauro (Team Jayco AlUla)
Barré Louis (Intermarché - Wanty)

Your stage hunter bunch.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.22806 del

Gr. Martinez

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.22807 del

Vingo will attack today

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.22808 del

feeding zone on a straight where they go 50+ kph, genious

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.22809 del

Lipo brothers, isch over

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:23 [Preview] No.22810 del

Wait, that trailing group is like half of Brtek's team.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:23 [Preview] No.22811 del

I've seen enough, Jon Chimpo in yellow

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.22812 del

ALLAH LACHEE

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.22813 del

allah flip

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:27 [Preview] No.22814 del

>wout on bottle duties

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.22815 del

>>22806

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.22816 del

>>22814
Surely if they planned to contest flat sprints they would have brought Kooij.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.22817 del

>>22814
he wouldn't have it any other way

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.22818 del

Lipogod getting some nice extra training, this is good for lipocoin.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.22819 del

martinez ain't just sucking wheel he's deep throating wheel
never pull never move up always leech

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.22820 del

>>22818
proper warm up for the mountains am I right

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.22821 del

>and lets check in on our brave heroes in GR. MARTINEZ

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.22822 del

Lenny looks completely dead. No way he doesn't DNS tomorrow.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.22823 del

MARTINEZ DNF in 2min.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.22824 del

sources are saying KUSS may sprint on some of the harder finishes

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.22825 del

Milan gonna get kwabbed by grug

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.22826 del

Waar Big Tim?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.22827 del

>>22819
He's in SUDACA tier when it comes to rating

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.22828 del

Milan easily beats Jasper Kwabsen. He will be in yellow today for sure.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.22829 del

>>22828
jappe got squeezed innit

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.22830 del

>>22828
Merlel > Milan > Desasper

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.22831 del

>>22830
yep probably correct rating this year

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.22832 del

Couldn't not pick Rog, he really makes this goombling interesting

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.22833 del

>>22830
Groves > Grug > Van Lerberghe > Consonni

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.22834 del

nosetape crampy is a sickening sight

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.22835 del

bike change de bovine

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.22836 del

Anus Cringetard

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.22837 del

De lie getting dropped on a 5 sec hill is worrying

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.22838 del

>>22832
Bro I’m afraid bauhaus will suuuck pretty hard.

Not that a top shape Roglic can’t make up for it but that’s a gamble.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.22839 del

>>22832
No joking this is probably the worst team I've seen in this thread

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.22840 del

>>22838
I was torn between Penhoet, one of the PostNL guys and Bauhaus, but figured Bauhaus would be the safest pic there

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.22841 del

>>22832
based rogbro
if (when) he does well the rush will be insane

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.22842 del

>>22838

>posting from BURGER KING
>Board gives me a US flag

Perfection

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.22843 del

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.22844 del

>>22839
You are laughing now, but we'll see when Rog gets 2500p

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.22845 del

>>22843
heh

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.22846 del

half these sprinters are so bad

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.22847 del

Duuude cobbles

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.22848 del

kino crowds

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.22849 del

>>22846
imagine how hard greipel or kittel would rape these frauds

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.22850 del

holy chute brutale

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.22851 del

AHAHA

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.22852 del

HAHAHAHA WTF

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.22853 del

how did that even happen

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.22854 del

What a fucking retards

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.22855 del

LMAO

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.22856 del

put both those retards out the race lmao

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.22857 del

Chute terrible inhumane

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.22858 del

LMAO

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.22859 del

I like that we're putting kom sprints on cobbles
SafeR am I right. Better make handlebars some wider lmao

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.22860 del

greatest bike throw of all time by THOMAS

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.22861 del

Why the fuck is this little rat so dead.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.22862 del

what the fuck happened to lenny? how is he THAT bad?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.22863 del

>10 Lenny Martinez

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.22864 del

seconding the questions about lenny
how can he be so dead after sucking wheel forever? Crosswinds too strong or what

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.22865 del

>>22859
They'll find a way to use it as an argument to hire more SafeR consultants in the future.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.22866 del

ECHELONS

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.22867 del

no relegation?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.22868 del

>>22863
losing time for the KOM points lad

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.22869 del

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.22870 del

>>22868
This was my cope, he is clearly shot.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.22871 del

GALL already fucked alongside to good johhannesen

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.22872 del

>>22867
For the bike throw? It's not against the rules.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.22873 del

>>22872
yes it shouldnt but the UCI relegates on an entirely reactionary basis

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.22874 del

>>22872
he did also push him to the barriers before the sprint

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.22875 del

total german death today

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.22876 del

arensman already thinking about kiwis and apples

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.22877 del

arensmeme as expected kek

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.22878 del

GANNA ABANDON

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.22879 del

>GANNA dnf

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.22880 del

>>22878
a bad omen for brailsfraud

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.22881 del

kek whoever said bissegger was gonna crash was right

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.22882 del

thymen...

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.22883 del

Just opened the engl* stream. Sean sounds senile as fuck lmao. We're talking joe biden level

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.22884 del

>5 Filippo Ganna
No refunds

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.22885 del

>>22882
>the kiwis...i couldnt resist the kiwis...

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.22886 del

>>22885
He doesn't deserve a kiwi.
Kiwis ate for winners.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.22887 del

>>22886
>mfw unworthy of kiwi

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.22888 del

>>22886
this, only spoiled apples for him

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.22889 del

>ineos pulling

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.22890 del

>>22889
we just don't understand cycling enough to get it

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.22891 del

>>22886
and yet he still gorges on undeserved kiwis. until he is forcibly put on the all-apple diet he will continue to fraud it up

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.22892 del

>>22890
I thought they were riding well this year but it seems braillsfraud is really back
carlos rodriguez needs that 8th spot in GC

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.22893 del

They're getting awfully close to Belgium today

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.22894 del

>>22893
I punctured here once

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.22895 del

>>22894
how many friendly farmers came rushing out of they are house to your support?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.22896 del

beloved rosenbert is back in the other general btw

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.22897 del

>>22895
none, it was between some fields
the roads are in some shit shape that region I hope they filled the potholes

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.22898 del

bianchis in shambles

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.22899 del

>>22898
I love how the ds just drops it on the floor no fucks given after the rider held it up for ages
on the derailleur side no less
they'll still sell it at the end of the season

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.22900 del

crampy without glasses always looks unhinged

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.22901 del

does lenny martinez durchfall or something, why does he look like he bonked before the race even started

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.22902 del

>>22901
either hes sick of a crosswind kwab

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.22903 del

GREAT win for Jonas.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.22904 del

>>22901
Bad reaction to a historical amount of doping. Let's see how he recovers

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.22905 del

large amount of solitary chutes today. riders slowly falling one by one. i sense a calm before the opi-oumi

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.22906 del

>>22904
he won't finish the stage

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.22907 del

>>22906
All the climbing is done

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.22908 del

>>22904
like Cav last year

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.22909 del

some drunk guy sleeping on the road lmao

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.22910 del

plapp'd

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.22911 del

Lenny Shartinez dood

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.22912 del

>jumbo tearing the peleton apart for echelons
yes, jorgenson my son
go

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.22913 del

Isn't lenny just always crap coming back from altitude ?
Same in dauphiné, he was shit because he just came from camp one day before.

I would not be surprised if it was the same.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.22914 del

>>22913
he's also shit after 2 climbing stages in a row
he's just kinda small engine in general

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.22915 del

>>22914
perfect for KOM

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.22916 del

attaque du vingo?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.22917 del

remco and merlel way behind as usual

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.22918 del

Visma making SAFer

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.22919 del

alright whos getting kwabbed by the echelons now
>remco
>roglic?
who else?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.22920 del

waaierswatch

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.22921 del

vingo looking too nervous and unconfident already, tour is over

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.22922 del

oh look, there's echolon kino

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.22923 del

grug spotted

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.22924 del

waar is memco?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.22925 del

Suleiman al-Yatesi career likely over after pouring the rest of his soul into that redemption victory

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.22926 del

Waar Remco?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.22927 del

Jonas echelon specialist

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.22928 del

>>22923
The full bully squad is there, of course

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.22929 del

>>22842
>go to burger king to eat chicken
but why?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.22930 del

>>22926
Behind, caught the grass.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.22931 del

no bully remco

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.22932 del

KEK MEMCO

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.22933 del

lidl with one single rider in tete de course

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.22934 del

anyone seen roglic? Remco is in g2 but where's rog?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.22935 del

Waar wout

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.22936 del

>groupe memco-roglic-skelly

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.22937 del

>>22934
next to him in g2 KEK

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.22938 del

>>22937
>>22936
oh
kek

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.22939 del

>groves and mvdp pulling
jappe cleans this

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.22940 del

why can't they in 2 peloton just pedal harder?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.22941 del

remco is such a massive retard
why can't he just position near the front, they've been talking about echelons for days

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.22942 del

grug isn't even leaving the front anymore
egg numbers in the hundreds

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.22943 del

alpecin lol

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.22944 del

oh yeah almeida is in this race. lol.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.22945 del

>>22935
right on lipowitz wheel in g2
bottle duty for days

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.22946 del

g1 slurp

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.22947 del

>mateo attacking

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.22948 del

Lol did Remcuck Eveneshit really already lose on day 1

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.22949 del

I should have just picked philipsen, the bully king

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.22950 del

CHUTE

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.22951 del

CHUTE BOC
impressive save by that alpecin rider

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.22952 del

chute o'coomer and van den berg

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.22953 del

CHUTE

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.22954 del

assassinations already happening

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.22955 del

i picked sweeny for the sprint points

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.22956 del

van den berg is such a chute merchant

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.22957 del

Is pogi going to sprint?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.22958 del

july wellens working like its february

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.22959 del

imagine remco right now

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.22960 del

>>22959
the interview will be iconic

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.22961 del

>>22958
the power of sitting in a hot bath till your core temp is 40+ degrees

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.22962 del

>>22959
can't wait for the excuses and seethe

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.22963 del

So will Philipsen win with more or less than 5 lengths

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.22964 del

>>22963
waerenskjold will win

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.22965 del

FIGHT FOR YOUR HAIR

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.22966 del

FIGHT. FOR. YOUR. HAIR

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.22967 del

No contest.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.22968 del

Jappe believers stay winning

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.22969 del

well yes

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.22970 del

Kwabsen I kneel

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.22971 del

38 seconds lol

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.22972 del

G1rmeye there you know

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.22973 del

>>22972
I always doubt him but for some reason he's ready for the tour

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.22974 del

Why did I pick that fucking retard W*ut again

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.22975 del

>turgis not jeanniere
glad i didnt pick that kermismerchant

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.22976 del

Adjusted RUSSO out, FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.22977 del

Russbert steal but insane save

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.22978 del

>kackermann was in that group

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.22979 del

SWEENY IN THE POINTS

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.22980 del

Sweeny 14th, FUCK FUCKING FUCK

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.22981 del

Positionlets blown out by Visma today. I like the new Jonas that attacks on day 1 flat stages but I doubt it's ever going to work against Pogacar.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.22982 del

>>22977
yeah that was impressive

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.22983 del

I will be dead last after this stage.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.22984 del

good stage

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.22985 del

>>22983
I don't think I scored any points outside pogi and kevin

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.22986 del

Well at least I don't have Ganna and Bissegger

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.22987 del

>>22984
echelons deliver

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.22988 del

>every analyst saying that the last 20km is perfect for echelons
>remco and merlier somewhere in 80th position at the last roundabout
dumb muslim

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.22989 del

>>22988

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.22990 del

>girmay in white
heh

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.22991 del

Rolf Aldag be like
>well not everyone can be on the front but at least we were not the only ones left behind (remco)

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.22992 del

PCSman finally paid his server bills, was fully expecting a site failure

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.22993 del

objectively speaking rog and remco both compete for 3rd so neither really lost much today

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.22995 del

Imagine if Pog and Jonas chute and Vauquelin wins the le Tour

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.22996 del

>>22828
-ACK

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.22998 del

>>22993
Unless Mas and Jorgenson are serious contenders for 3rd place the time loss today is irrelevant. It was a lot worse for Milan and Merlier who wasted one of the few flat sprints.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:55 [Preview] No.22999 del

pwoah

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.23000 del

>>22995
Lol no, only 40 seconds, even 3 minutes weren't enough against Almeida in a 1 week race

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.23001 del

>>22998
I think jorgenson is

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.23002 del

>>22992
preempted the VM hosting the velogames server

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.23003 del

>>23000
If you don't believe etc etc

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.23004 del

Results take a bit longer because Veloman's nerd changed a few things in the frontend.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.23005 del

memco has no sympathy for merlel lmao

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.23006 del

>>23005
what did he say

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.23007 del

>>23005
and there's a video of him on sporza refusing to give an autograph because he's seething lmao

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.23008 del

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Thanks for the easy money Jappe, never doubted it

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.23009 del

>>23008
based

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.23010 del

>>23008
is that goomble going toward the isotonic powder fund?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.23011 del

out of the fucking way kid I need to seethe in the bus

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.23012 del

justice for memco, he was bullied off the road

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.23013 del

>>23011
lmao

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.23014 del

>>23010
Just general paypiggery I guess, I just bought a new front derailleur and cassette for my race bike for example

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.23015 del

>groves wins tomorrow
>phil again the day after
>grug the day after
>alpecin gives every bert their hair back

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.23016 del

>>23007
links pls

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.23017 del

>>23016
https://sporza.be/nl/2025/07/05/handtekeningen-uitdelen-is-nu-niet-aan-de-orde-voor-remco-evenepoel-get-out-of-my-way-please~1751730355603/

probably region locked

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.23018 del

>>23015
it was somewhat believable until that last bit

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.23019 del

>>23018
BELIEVE

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.23020 del

>62 velopoints this stage
damn atleast I scored some eggs today

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.23021 del

>Former Tour de France fourth-placed Emanuel Buchmann has settled accounts with his former racing team Bora-hansgrohe. In the last two years, he “didn't have much fun” and was also “relatively screwed over”, said the 32-year-old professional cyclist, who now rides for the French Cofidis team.
>Buchmann left the German World Tour team at the end of 2024 after ten years. A dispute had previously arisen when the tour specialist was not nominated for the Giro d'Italia. At the time, Buchmann had complained that he had been promised the co-leader role, which team boss Ralph Denk had rejected. In the end, the climbing specialist did not ride any of the big three tours.
>"I wasn't happy for the last two years, and the mood wasn't so good either. When I extended my contract for three years in 2021, I was convinced that this was the best way for me to continue, but in hindsight I would have preferred to switch two years earlier," added Buchmann, who started his eighth Tour de France on Saturday.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.23022 del

a whole week of sprinter stages with some short rampas sprinkled in. anything to watch besides stage 4 and 7?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.23023 del

>>23017
he is such a faggot

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.23024 del

luv memco

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.23025 del

I don't get it, was it bad bike handling skills?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.23026 del

>>23025
scared and insecure as fuck so he got bullied off the road
its over

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.23027 del

>>23025
there was more then enough space for him. it's the seethe that pushed him off the road, he has no control over his emotions and then does stupid shit like that, a vicious cycle

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.23028 del

>>23025
doesn't happen when you're at the front like pogi and vingo

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 17:00 [Preview] No.23029 del

wonder how Bert Bertaček is getting on down in pologne

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 17:02 [Preview] No.23030 del

>>23029
He tasted like chickin.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 17:02 [Preview] No.23031 del

>>23029
he's on that steep rampa pushing the best watts of his life

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 17:04 [Preview] No.23032 del

Torrente 2 starts in 2 hours >>22697

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 17:11 [Preview] No.23033 del

Hello

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 17:12 [Preview] No.23035 del

>>23033
nice

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 17:12 [Preview] No.23036 del

Results. >>23034

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.23037 del

>>23033
is that 6.5km @ nearly 20% average??

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 17:16 [Preview] No.23038 del

>>23033
are you sure that rampa inhumana isn't some popular mountainbike road you found when researching a route?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 17:18 [Preview] No.23039 del

>>23033
wtf is that berg
is that even paved? If yes who paves a road that steep and where does it lead?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.23040 del

>>23037
let's do some meth, 6.5km and 550 meters of gained altitude. that's an average of 8.5°. still very hard to do.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 17:22 [Preview] No.23041 del

>>23040
probably with nasty 20% bends

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.23042 del

>>23041
just ride them on the outside

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.23043 del

>>23037
>>23038
>>23039
Zonder the ""easier"' part the average is about 13 or 14
Not gonna lie, I had to push me bike for 2-3 minutes on the most difficult slopes, 36-34 gear is nowhere near enough
It's paved, but not very good, and leads to a rather infamous spot (next post)

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 17:24 [Preview] No.23044 del

>>23043

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 17:27 [Preview] No.23045 del

>>23043

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.23046 del

>he has a 36-34 gear
I prefer having narrower gaps and suffer with 36-30 as the easiest gear

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.23047 del

>>23043
it amazes me you can do this but then still somehow not feed and drink in that other ride you did earlier this year

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 17:35 [Preview] No.23048 del

>>23047
It is what it is
The other race a week before the fiasco was more difficult and it was perfect, no issues

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.23049 del

>>23048
well every ride is a ride we get stronger
nice eggs scored

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.23050 del

>>23044
kek did you squirt some water from your bidon to commemorate your death place?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 17:47 [Preview] No.23051 del

>>23033
Nice ride, but I think you forgot to adjust this morning

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 17:47 [Preview] No.23052 del

>6 Ben O'Connor
>1 Stefan Bissegger
>5 Filippo Ganna
>4 Thibau Nys
when it hasn't even begun and it's already over.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 18:01 [Preview] No.23053 del

so I went to Zurich yesterday and saw a girl walking with her (lesbian?) friend while pushing her road bike with her jersey unzipped, so basically walking with her sportsbra showing. now let's ignore that there were other girls in bikinis enjoying summer, where's the decency and how to get /cyc/ gf like this?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 18:05 [Preview] No.23054 del

>>23033
>>23043
gurrrrwa :DDD

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 18:17 [Preview] No.23055 del

I’ve been dining out on Jasper haters past hour so many salty shitflix tourists

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 18:19 [Preview] No.23056 del

>>23055
Kek, where do you find them?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 18:19 [Preview] No.23057 del

>>23053
Aren't you married bert?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 18:20 [Preview] No.23058 del

>>23057
not me, if you paid attention

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 18:21 [Preview] No.23059 del

>>23056
instagram (official)sportpages it’s probably even better on twitter but I don’t have that

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 18:22 [Preview] No.23060 del

>>23056
instagram (official)sportpages it’s probably even better on twitter but I don’t have that

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 18:22 [Preview] No.23061 del

>>23055
Should have taken into account that there is only one team which will fully commit to sprints and hilly stages, 10 for Merlier is a good price and a good pick but we do not goomble in a vacuum.
Did that absent faced squeaker squeak why he had to be rushed by the broom wagon?
Absolutely on point if I AGAIN two very good guys who for no predictable reason became complete disasters (him and Alaf).

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 18:30 [Preview] No.23062 del

>>23061
Well normally you'd expect a GC team with a sprinter like merlier to not get lost in the echelons

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 18:33 [Preview] No.23063 del

>>23062
>r*mcoid
>GC contender
loving every LEL

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 18:34 [Preview] No.23064 del

>>23033
imagine the rpm

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 18:34 [Preview] No.23065 del

>>23062
Quickstep is supposed to be THE echelon team to another legacy destroyed

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 18:38 [Preview] No.23066 del

>>23056
lot of them on reddit. for even more fun go to the racethread and search "simmons"

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 18:39 [Preview] No.23067 del

>>23065
Patje rolling in his grave

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 18:40 [Preview] No.23068 del

>>23066
the hate for simmons is real and widespread

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 18:40 [Preview] No.23069 del

Remember those sites that put Remcuck on the same level as Jonas LOL

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 18:44 [Preview] No.23070 del

>>23069
my man Chris Horner still insisting Roglic is better than Vingegaard and that Remco can win Tour de France
I watched one of his latest videos and he talks like he haven't followed cycling for years

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 18:47 [Preview] No.23071 del

>>23070
If you would win the vuelta at age 42 you'd also believe in delusions

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 19:08 [Preview] No.23072 del

>>23066
>>23068
and completely unwarranted

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 19:12 [Preview] No.23073 del

>>22617

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 19:22 [Preview] No.23074 del

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is this one of PCS man's infamous intentional mistakes to counter dataminers?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.23075 del

>>23074
probably had a mechanical in the last 5km

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.23076 del

>>23074
finish places doesn't account for 3k rule

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 19:35 [Preview] No.23077 del

he looks like he's gonna snap this tour and possible have a full meltdown, or kill someone

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 19:36 [Preview] No.23078 del

>no plans of going out, went out yesterday
>fat neighboress has a birthday party
>loud disco polo
>screaming and swearing
>jumping and thumping
I don't want to go out and drink again.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 19:39 [Preview] No.23079 del

>>23078
>disco polo
severely disappointed when i looked this up and it was not people playing polo on a disco floor

regardless these are the trials of urban living my friend. soon you will have your peaceful castle on the hill [as long as you wagecuck enough]

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 19:40 [Preview] No.23080 del

>>23078
go for a night ride instead

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 19:49 [Preview] No.23081 del

>>23077
I can't wait

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.23082 del

>>23077
the DS interview is also telling lmao

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.23083 del

currently watching: Remco's Return to Le Tour

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 19:56 [Preview] No.23084 del

>>23079
I'm just tired after yesterday, generally I'm rather lucky, old neighbors or vacant flats around, the only issue was the granddaughter from above but I went up there once, just slightly fuming, and I was told she was terrified ever since and that was that.
And kids outside who this year play my favorite game of "who screams louder" but closing the windows works very very well. Since the little gypsy nigger died last year there must have been some relocations because the loud obnoxious shits don't come here anymore, only older gyppo kids who have this short spell of behaving arright before the incoming hormone storm.
But the castle dream is not over until it is over (or fulfilled).
>>23080
Hate riding in the dark.

Well, at least they shut up for now.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 20:00 [Preview] No.23085 del

>5minute pb so shit it didn't even get a single (you)

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 20:00 [Preview] No.23086 del

ok, memco signing bidons in the French alps in the kwab step video but not today lol

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 20:02 [Preview] No.23087 del

>it's important not to lose stupid time
- Remco Evenepoel before losing stupid time

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.23088 del

>>23075
>>23076
ok that makes sense

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 20:05 [Preview] No.23089 del

>>23082
you got a link for me there, mister?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 20:07 [Preview] No.23090 del

>>22685

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 20:08 [Preview] No.23091 del

>>23087
I feel worse for merlel having to babysit the positionlet and losing his chance to sprint (and losing me velopoints)

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 20:17 [Preview] No.23092 del

>>23089
Steel and Jurgen have a vid intetview in this article Jurgen barely contains laughter
https://sporza.be/nl/2025/07/05/-verdomme-soudal-quick-step-zoekt-naar-verklaringen-voor-afwezigheid-in-waaierstrijd-het-is-geen-videospel~1751730872573/?utm_source=CopyToPasteboard&utm_medium=social

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.23093 del

>>23090
Thank you bert

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 20:25 [Preview] No.23094 del

>>23092
sadly not even with VPN I can watch it

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 20:25 [Preview] No.23095 del

>>23094
>british flag
maybe that why it didn't work kek

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 20:29 [Preview] No.23096 del

currently watching: the RTBF made documentary about Eddy Merckx now available thanks to arte
those young eddy shots give me the jonas in the fish factory vibes.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 20:30 [Preview] No.23097 del

>>23091
Merlier is so good at this he must really feel like shit

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 20:34 [Preview] No.23098 del

>>23097
wonder what would've happened if road captain vervaeke didn't collect himself. even just one more non-positionlet could've made the difference. honestly they should've brought another rouleur, even washed lampaert might've done more in this first week for memco then VPP the whole tour

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 20:36 [Preview] No.23099 del

>sweeny already 30 pts
doubters in shambles

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 20:38 [Preview] No.23100 del

>>23097
quick step in general used to be very good at this
It'll be good when they sell remco at the end of the season and just buy some bullies again to dope to the gills. Atleast we can have some fights with the alpecin train then

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.23101 del

>>23097
oh please he was sleeping to or he’d been in that pack

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 20:41 [Preview] No.23102 del

>>23101
>merlier at the front with van leberghi without remco and remco gets stuck in a 2nd echelon losing time on GC
would have been considered high treason
in the interviews they clearly say they were regrouping at the back

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 20:42 [Preview] No.23103 del

i spose that's next vacation location settled

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 20:43 [Preview] No.23104 del

>>23103
please visit Belgium

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 20:45 [Preview] No.23105 del

>>23102
muh lost concentration kek they were both winging it they lost yellow two times today impressive

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 20:53 [Preview] No.23106 del

made it to the part where the French squeaked hard about Eddy. more than 50 years later and some things haven't changed.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 20:54 [Preview] No.23107 del

>>23105
I don't know, merlel was in good position right before the fun started
it's the gold helmet midget that isn't here and asked to regroup at the back because he thought it was calm

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 21:02 [Preview] No.23109 del

>en France sont aimés les perdants, plus que les gagnants - in France the losers are more popular than the winners
hahaha. and holy shit those chutes at the tour 1972 in the pouring rain
https://www.arte.tv/en/videos/111642-000-A/eddy-merckx-the-cycling-legend/
there's even Polish subtitles if you want to watch it. the chutes start at 30:30. no disc brakes, so they tried to brake with their shoes on the ground.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 21:18 [Preview] No.23110 del

>>23109
ciclismo was so aesthetic and cool back then

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.23111 del

Tour de France 2025 Stage 2 OFFICIAL /bet/

>Poel 2.62
>Pogacar 4.33
>Aert 10
>Nys 15
>Birmay 26 (?)
>Philipsen 29
>Laurance 29
>Vingegaard 34
>Evenepoel 34
>Milan 34 (?)
>Healy 41
>Allah 41
>Roglic 51
>Skjelmose 51
>Vauquelin 51
>Gregoire 51
>Albanese 51
>Poppel 51
>Aranburu 51

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 21:41 [Preview] No.23112 del

Stage 2 is one of those stages when everyone expects BIG things to happen but nothing will happen. But the chance of that is low.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 21:56 [Preview] No.23113 del

>>23077
Rage fueled dopage raid ala Landis incoming

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 22:27 [Preview] No.23114 del

>>23111
I expect nothing.
Expect for an Aranburu win.

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.23115 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EBaQWITJs9k [Embed]
Starts around 12th minute mark

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 22:33 [Preview] No.23116 del

Okay Remco, this is what we've been working for all year. We've been over this. Today will be crosswinds here, here and here. Make sure to be in the top-20 when we hit these points! If that's too hard to remember, just stay near Tadej and Jonas.

remco: ok/lol yolo!

what's his problem?

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.23117 del

>>23115
comfy climb

Bert

07/05/2025 (Sat) 23:13 [Preview] No.23118 del

>>23109
>this programme is not available in your country

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 00:13 [Preview] No.23120 del

Remkwab Eveneclown

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No.23121 del

>>23120
all his antics can be explained as a little man with a domineering wifey. oumi has made me a [even more virulent] misogynist.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.23122 del

/bh/

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IScaIp2fVIw [Embed]

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 02:31 [Preview] No.23123 del

>>22685
nice eggs my dear bertrand

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 02:47 [Preview] No.23124 del

>>23115
kino

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 02:56 [Preview] No.23125 del

>>23121
lmao, wife of a millionaire athlete is such an difficult job

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 03:04 [Preview] No.23126 del

>>23125
dont tell her or she'll make another instagram post about how rich her family is and that actually she's a successful entrepreneur [she's not] and an independent woman

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.23127 del

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the quality of the native firefox page translator is noticeably decreasing

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.23128 del

Lots of wind planned today too

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.23129 del

that cheese when can't implement a filter for the word rape as we use it extensively for pic related.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.23130 del

White boy summer, finally.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.23132 del

>>23130
big rain has come here, time to hit the weight cave

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.23133 del

he's losing it

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.23134 del

went for a short one today, last henhouse raid for the week

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.23135 del

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>>23134
even got mail after that ride

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.23136 del

Unofficial sprinter's world championships down at the Magnificient Qinhai with superstar PENALVER winning over GROSU and SALBY
VIVIANI 6th, Petrolike dopeurs left in the dust

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.23137 del

>>23134
>Schnitt Temperatur 22
nice

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.23138 del

>>23134
Strong ride bert, time for a feast

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.23139 del

Got rained on again lads. Start to finish for this one.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.23140 del

>>23139
good amount of eggs

> Got rained on again
that builds character, I've heard

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.23141 del

>>23133
Kinda disagree but shows yet again his head is fucked with unnecessary shit

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.23143 del

ARCHIBOLDbros, we are SO back

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.23146 del

Opened the boomerbook to see how much are the german boomers seething at Bora and I was not disappointed

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.23148 del

>>22931
he was already dropped at this point btw, this was just icing on the cake

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.23151 del

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All these teams with picrel
Maybe the broken powermeter meme is real

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.23152 del

>>23151
Still haven't fixed it?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.23153 del

>>23151
I follow at least 3 cyclists on strava who think they have 370w+ ftp, but when I compare climbing times/watts they are off by like 100w-150w

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.23154 del

>>23153
Assioma bros we just keep on winning

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.23155 del

>>23151
>I know the best way to advertise our product, contractually mandate teams to only be able to use it if they also use this unanimously agreed-upon inferior product!

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.23156 del

>rain on that stage
This is going to be one of the most important stage

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.23157 del

>>23152
Nope right-side still flaky. It's honestly incredible no one involved cares.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.23158 del

>>23156
ROGLIC gonna DNF (obviously)
MEMCO gonna lose minutes
Some BIG hjaelper gonna DNF too (either one of the Yatesis or ALMEIDA)
Some sprinter gonna be out too (I'm thinking Mayland)
Fishman and Dopacar gonna survive

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.23159 del

how come jonas didn't call the UCI today? I expect him to lose time as coldlet.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.23160 del

Oh yeah and Slippy G

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.23161 del

>>23139
Had a total cartoon moment on this one. Oncoming car drove through a huge puddle and sprayed me head-on with a giant cascade of puddle-water. Felt real bad, a literal slap in the face.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.23162 del

>>23158
>source:

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.23163 del

Ballerini trying to eat his jacket to gain its waterproof powers

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.23164 del

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.23165 del

>Nys in a hjaelper function and just trying to survive
GREAT pick you have there Bertacek

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.23166 del

>>23165
says somebody who picked AERT, BUITRAGO and GAGNICHAD (who?)

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.23167 del

I'm always surprised in Denmark by how ugly the women are

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.23168 del

>>23166
Thank you for asking! Of course this is a very well researched pick and will score BIG in the end

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.23169 del

>>23168
I thought about picking Gachinard for those first week KOM/breakaway shitter points but luckily I dodged the bullet and picked Roglic instead

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.23170 del

>>23169
You picked someone who is 14 coins instead of 4, and also in a different category? Sounds legit

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.23171 del

>>23167
are you at the university?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.23178 del

>>23171
Not yet, conférence starts tomorrow

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.23179 del

>>23171
Not yet, conférence starts tomorrow

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.23180 del

>break crashes again

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.23181 del

fink I'll lay on me couch and watch the whole stage

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.23183 del

>>23181
We have been here for hours already so it's too late for that Bert

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.23184 del

>>23183
yes well
in that case perhaps I'll go boating

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.23185 del

Just remembered the Le Tour is on Czech /tv/ with zero ads

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.23186 del

Just picked 3 pieces of flint out of my tires, just waiting to ruin my day. Living is hell.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.23187 del

big marlen wins lol

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.23188 del

big marlen without decency

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.23189 del

top 10 Giro donne con zwift

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.23190 del

yes, please visit Bergamo, it's really beautiful, I'm serious.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.23191 del

Bought some gloves that claim to let you pick up a tan through. Fed up with creepy white hands

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.23192 del

ok, time to switch to grim and dark French Flanders

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.23193 del

please buy skoda, don't ask me what the second ad was about, but half the ads on squeaker tv are about cars

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.23194 del

>>23191
Remove the gloves

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.23195 del

>>23193
Also watching france tv now that ad with sperm holy kek

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.23196 del

>>23195
what was that even about? autobahn toll station device for automatic payment?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.23197 del

the hunchback of notre dame

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.23198 del

already some BIG changes

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.23199 del

>>23198
pwoah lenny M. stonks are tanking

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.23200 del

French dopage expert spotted

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.23201 del

>>23194
never

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.23202 del

get out of the way uno-x shitter, you're blocking the road

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.23203 del

>>23198
Poel absolutely SOARING jfc betting is retarded

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.23204 del

>>23198
Cras will surprise in the passes

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.23205 del

>>23202
Shit-X and clogging up the tour a classic duo

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.23206 del

>alain philippe is sick
rip

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.23207 del

>>23139
>>23134
good 🥚 scoring lads
surely strava will show my ride any minute now so I can see my own eggscore heh any minute now ...

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.23208 del

god damn that man is obese

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.23209 del

Oi! It's bert! He looks just like bert!

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.23210 del

>>23206
since 2022 basically

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.23211 del

hehe butt

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.23212 del

Intermezzo about fueling
Listen and learn

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.23213 del

girmay is white now

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.23214 del

>france tv commercial interracial couple watching from the sides and she jumps in his arms

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.23215 del

BUITRAGO kwab
Autismbert on suicide watch

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.23216 del

I think the max age for the white jersey shouldn't be at 25

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.23217 del

>>23214
I ride past big ass billboards with interracial couple (guess what kind) ads a lot. Been like that for years and they always come up with something new but one aspect never changes

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.23218 del

now that's a belly

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.23219 del

we live on France 2 now

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.23220 del

want some coke kid?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.23221 del

chute comical

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.23222 del

chute of the sly fox

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.23223 del

>>23218
the ideal male form

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.23224 del

ASSASSINATION!

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.23225 del

we're past 990 posts, time to change to the new thread

NEW THREAD:
>>23142
>>23142
>>23142

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.23226 del

>>23217
azn qtp2t and a d*tch "male" ?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.23229 del

>>23219
is it better to go to france 2 than 3?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.23230 del

nvm some poor lady was getting killed

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.23283 del

>>23225
No

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.23555 del

So

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.23556 del

Goddamnit why do I have that shitty flag now

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.23557 del

Anyway

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.23558 del

Fuck W*ut

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