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Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.23144 del

Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 2
Lauwin-Planque - Boulogne-sur-Mer
209.1km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/startlist

GC after stage 1:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-1-gc

Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/Ks1WmTqT#o4__StR0te8_md9LKYWEfJLD4beu2OuF8da2-soXvI8

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-2/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD / RTBF / VRT / Czech TV / DKTV2 / RTVE / Rai / NOS / EITB / RTP / SRG SSR
12:00 CET

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.23145 del

First for Gregoire winning today

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.23147 del

Just a short and sweet heat session, then a gym session in the evening and I'm off for a week's holiday in Denmark with the wife and kid. First week with no riding since June last year, hope riding will feel more fresh afterwards

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.23149 del

>>23147
>week's holiday in Denmark
but why lol? it's kinda expensive, there's not really much to do and Danes with their hygge culture are really self centered.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.23150 del

>>23149
A couple of reasons, first off we are visiting a close friend of my wife's. Secondly, my wife doesn't want to fly a plane, and getting to Denmark is comparatively easy and fast by ship and train. Third, we visited Denmark on our honeymoon interrail trip and really liked it, and it's supposed to be a great city for families with lots of toddler-friendly things to do.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.23227 del

luv me KUSS

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.23228 del

Oi fucker you dropped your gay squeakbox

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.23231 del

norwegian dopeur

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.23232 del

uphill chute dumb bar

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.23233 del

crosswinds time

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.23234 del

>>23233
Remco and Roglic fighting for the worst position so they can get caught out again

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.23235 del

>>23234
kek

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.23236 del

>>23234
didn't you read that bora interview? everything was according to plan

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.23237 del

bora better positioned today and learned their lesson
also chute massif

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.23238 del

>>23236
>didn't you read that bora interview?
I didn't. What did they say?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.23239 del

>van eetvelt again
this guy is one of the worst chuters in the peleton

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.23240 del

fred wright involved
dunbar again
that lotto guy lost some skin

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.23241 del

>ROGLIC riding shotgun
kek

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.23242 del

>>23238
>There were no riders from the German formation in the first group of around forty riders, so team manager Rolf Aldag was allowed to tell his story to the assembled media afterwards. “We were prepared for everything, because we know how stressful the first stage of a Grand Tour can be. Primoz finished close to a few competitors for a podium place.”

>Aldag is therefore not very disappointed. The former rider had probably already calculated the loss. “We deliberately did not take any risks today (Saturday, ed.). We will not do that in Sunday's stage either, even though we will be presented with a treacherous and technical course. We managed to limit the damage.”
>“I am now especially happy with the fact that we got through the first stage without any problems, although it is a shame that we could not sprint for the win with Jordi Meeus (the team's sprinter, ed.).”

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.23243 del

cam on fred, you have to take out primoz again

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.23244 del

why don't all the chute merchants simply spend the winters in belgium at the crosses?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.23245 del

I tune into German state TV coverage and they have a 10+ minute segment about >is pogi doping? Did you know about all the current year dopage cases? All the old age dopers in team management? The sport is still dirty
this country will never stop sucking at sports with that mentality

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.23246 del

>>23149
Denmark is comfy even if it's not spectacular. Also our dear finnbert shouldn't mind the food looking at his post history

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.23247 del

nice ass crack shown on tv

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.23248 del

That's DSQ

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.23249 del

horse category

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.23250 del

>>23242
I honestly agree with this. If your captain is Roglic you are riding for 3rd and your worst enemy is crashes. Staying safe in the back is worth losing some time to the two riders you can't beat anyway.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.23251 del

>>23248
ROGLIC got like torty seconds penalty last Vuelta

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.23252 del

remember de lie? This is him now

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.23253 del

>>23251
that was because it was a planned bike change no?
you're allowed to draft after a chute, atleast a little

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.23254 del

>>23253
semantics

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.23255 del

>>23253
Yeah just like Eekhoff right

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.23256 del

1:30 GAP
EETVELT is GONE

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.23257 del

what font do the memco fans use? helvetica? it's always the same.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.23258 del

>>23246
That's the other finnbert

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.23259 del

>>23252
showcasing him one last time and it’s of to the butchers

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.23260 del

>>23255
eternal death to the hated brit

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.23261 del

>>23255
that was literal fraud from the organizers to get shitcock on the podium, you can't tell me otherwise

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.23262 del

>>23242
>we got through the first stage without any problems
aldag really is the stupidest man in cycling

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.23263 del

yes, it's the e-bike man himself

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.23264 del

Since when was Lennert GC anyways lmao ?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.23265 del

>>23245
They are right though. Germans have excellent Volk memory. Its how they started 'noticing' things around 1900's.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.23266 del

>>23264
he wanted to do GC because he doesn't believe many breakaways suited for climbers will make it to the end with pogacar and vingegaard
the original plan was stages

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.23267 del

>>23264
Don't disrespect the big UAE tour campeon

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.23268 del

I'm starting to think that merlol is eating the food of parrot-painter

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.23269 del

lol soler asshole

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.23270 del

ITT: umad

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.23272 del

>mfw

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.23273 del

>>23270

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.23274 del

>>23265
they are 100% correct but that doesn't help no one because the rest of the world does not care and you end up competing against something like Norwegians

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.23276 del

>>23270
Haha banan

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.23277 del

we're getting some nice closeups of van eetvelts ass crack from this photographer later
meanwhile fred cheating

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.23278 del

>>23266
Pogacar will want to keep his what 4/5 win avg on all tours so not bad idea if you rate being 10/11th

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.23279 del

Happenings soon

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.23280 del

de lie ..

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.23281 del

ynr stier

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.23282 del

De Lie so fat his chain can't even handle it

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.23284 del

There it is

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.23285 del

Arnaud's black socks make it look like he is wearing wellies to slop out a bullpen

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.23286 del

the crew of this boat claims that they surrounded the earth and the earth is round and not flat

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.23287 del

>>23284

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.23288 del

>>23284
have a you for riding a trein. never made it over the /cyc/ bridge, the only time I went north the train linking Deutschland and Denmark still used the ferry.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.23289 del

>>23284
how's the crosswind?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.23290 del

pogi feeling hungry, 70km solo to satiate his appetite

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.23291 del

He I can even use infamous flag I guess

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.23292 del

please visit bonen an zee

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.23293 del

>>23284
I used the SL night train a few weeks ago.
It got delayed 1h because the danes searched every cabin for illegals, kek!

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.23294 del

speaking of christian nations, anyone seen that doper skellymoose lately?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.23295 del

now I want cheese

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.23296 del

>>23294
he won a race not long ago

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.23297 del

>>23294
I saw him making a silly face yesterday

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.23298 del

Clearly the scott is the best on the **glo broadcast

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.23299 del

interesting that Dillier isn't wearing an aero helmet

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.23300 del

>>23299
strong doms give off too much heat
they need the cooling

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.23301 del

>>23298
As soon as I say this he gets on a rant praising pogi and shitting on jonas lmao

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.23302 del

>

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.23303 del

>Italian sprinter Dainese sixth newcomer at Soudal Quick-Step
... why

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.23304 del

>>23301
>talented runners should contest the WC
no lies detected
ya seethe?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.23305 del

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.23306 del

>>23303
Come August Remco is 100% out of there

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.23307 del

>>23304
I'm Norbert, I agree with everything he said

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.23308 del

>>23307
oh right
these flags are confusing sometimes

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.23309 del

2agan wins! cancellara in yellow

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.23310 del

I still don't understand the flags situation.
I know our Adminbert explained but it still makes no sense to me, it's not like you are all behind 7 proxies and VPNs and on IPv6

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.23311 del

>>23310
I always get the same ones, except sometimes on my phone it gives me something weird like taiwan for 2 posts

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.23312 del

>>23308
I'm using the he train internet so it's correct this time

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.23313 del

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.23314 del

>tfw the she train doesn't stop in my town

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.23315 del

Maylan SEETHING

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.23316 del

milan calling girmay a negro

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.23317 del

milan and girmay best friends

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.23318 del

Italians are so racist

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.23319 del

MILAN racist outburst at hapless african

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.23320 del

>>23317
you fucking n-

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.23321 del

And Coquard is SQUEAKING

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.23322 del

I really don't get the squeaking

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.23323 del

why even, because girmay deviates 30 cm?
he's done so much worse himself

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.23324 del

>>23323
Surely not. Has to have been something that happened a bit before the sprint?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.23325 del

roid rage from the gorilla

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.23326 del

Milan deviated a whole lot more for no reason he really should just shut the fuck up and stop acting up
cringe

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.23327 del

Something happened in the curva before the sprint, according to czech commentators

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.23328 del

waar Remco

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.23329 del

>>23327
yes and what happened

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.23330 del

>>23328
unless he's mowing down journos and children at the finish zone, who cares

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.23331 del

>>23328
sleepy

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.23332 del

drink french fanta

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.23333 del

>>23326
I DESERVE TO BE HERE STOP TALKING ABOUT MADS WHAAA

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.23334 del

grug looking like the terminator

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.23335 del

There's a czech guy doing what MORTON did, running the entire tour on his own without any support. Just like me.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.23336 del

obligatory PSA

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.23337 del

mauro schmid with some nice CX skills

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.23338 del

girmay won this, give him the points

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.23339 del

>>23333
Mads would've won

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.23340 del

do you think anyone gets intimated when a guy like coquard balls a fist

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.23341 del

fish museum, jonas likes it

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.23342 del

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.23343 del

I’ve been to that aquarium it’s quite nice but way too many people lol it’s like a zoo of crying children

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.23344 del

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.23345 del

commentators talking about jonas' mommy ripping team visma a new one
what's her problem

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.23346 del

>>23343
every zoo is crying children, that's why you don't visit it during weekends and holidays

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.23347 del

>>23342
That's disgusting

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.23348 del

>>23340
vpp maybe

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.23349 del

>>23345
just airing Jonas’s frustrations something he doesn’t dare (or care) to do himself

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.23350 del

>>23342
kek

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.23351 del

Today is MADE for LAFAY

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.23352 del

>>23349
>“Jonas needs to recharge to perform at his best. […] The team’s biggest wish is for him to win the Tour de France, so they make plans to get there in the best possible way, and that includes a lot of altitude training. But Jonas doesn’t recharge when he’s back at altitude with the team for three weeks. He would prefer to be with us at home in Denmark to do that,” his wife says. “If that’s not possible, we have to be somewhere else together where we can just be ourselves. Sometimes he needs to reset in as quiet an environment as possible with his family. He’s not like a lot of other riders.”

lol shut up bitch your comfy life is all thanks to him

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.23353 del

>>23345
https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/vrouw-jonas-vingegaard-doet-opvallende-uitspraken-over-tactiek-en-keuzes-visma-lease-a-bike/

It's aboslutely insane. She's complaining the dude needs to do altitude camp far from them? Bitch he's earning 5 million per year you can rent a house in Tignes

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.23354 del

Nord - Pas de Calais? When Pog is done here it will be Nord - Pas Normal. Hehe

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.23355 del

They better not slurp, my train ride ends in 1h

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.23356 del

>>23352
goddamn she’s high maintenance he’s going to regret marrying the inuit gobbo later in life

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.23357 del

>>23353
lol and that part about hoping the team rides for him
like they haven't literally every race he started

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.23358 del

>>23357
Maybe she's mad about that vuelta too

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.23359 del

>>23358
Jonas could have easily taken a stand there and get the victory

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.23360 del

>>23353
the way she talks for him is just insane
<he wants
<he thinks

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.23361 del

>>23355
That would require unprecedented levels of slurp

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.23362 del

>>23353
he wanted a mommy he got a mommy
and that mommy is gonna mommy him

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.23363 del

>>23357
Eh. They have clearly targeted stage wins far more than UAE.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.23364 del

>>23360
Well yeah, do you think he has any thoughts in his head himself lol. She's the boss

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.23365 del

>>23363
the last tdf stage wins that weren't vingegaard were wout and laporte in 2022
one was a TT and the other a beheaded sprint where vingo was in no danger

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.23366 del

almost going 70km/h pwoaar

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.23367 del

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF WDC "CHAMPIONS"

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.23368 del

>>23365
They've tried for more than those though.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.23369 del

Chute is in the air

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.23370 del

remco positionlet again

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.23371 del

>>23368
who, only wout the uber slave gets a chance every now and then and last year jorgenson got one chance when GC was already completely lost
so is the point to replace wout with some weak climber like kruijswijk?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.23372 del

>shart

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.23373 del

Wout spotted
AT THE FRONT

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.23374 del

>>23368
not really like GD last year the mission was staying with Jonas not going for the win

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.23375 del

CHUTE

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.23376 del

Caduta MILAN.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.23377 del

wout mogged by tim

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.23378 del

milan assassinated by eritrean agents

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.23379 del

that was milan heh
also slippy g involved

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.23380 del

WELLENS >>> W**T

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.23381 del

Remco nowhere to be seen
Roglic didn't miss the slag this time around

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.23382 del

Remco and Roglic missed this again right? kek

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.23383 del

GAPS

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.23384 del

>>23382
remco is there

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.23385 del

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.23386 del

illegal flag combo

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.23387 del

wout couldn't even drop Milan... To think some people paid 12 vélo points for him

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.23388 del

what a nothing burger

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.23389 del

>>23385
we laugh but its exactly like that

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.23390 del

>>23371
So apparently Milan was trying to get on Girmay's train, got rejected and hulked out about it.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.23391 del

diabolical of france tv to do an ad now jesus christ

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.23392 del

>>23390
didn't mean to reply

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.23394 del

>>23391
buy a new iphone

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.23395 del

onley and sweeney pickers in shambles

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.23396 del

UAE bots on a day off.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.23397 del

I see allah tweaking again
time for a retard attack

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.23398 del

israel bullying spectators

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.23399 del

We are entering chute territory

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.23400 del

Wellens going to shred the peleton Pogacar launched with Mathieu

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.23401 del

>>23398
why are boomers this oblivious

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.23402 del

I've seen enough, jumbo lab rats are gonna get omi opi'd.
also earlier french tv swapped to a helicopter shot at the indicated km of the PCS rape van

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.23403 del

>>23390
Milancoin is plummeting for me
bring back mads

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.23404 del

Czech commentators are hyping BITTNER for some reason

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.23405 del

maura schmid can't ride in the peleton?
he's been at the back all day but not really struggeling, just there

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.23406 del

>>23404
suisse commentators saw hirschi and schmid at the back and already gave up

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.23407 del

this has chutes written all over it

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.23408 del

EF at the front and already lost the spot

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.23409 del

hirschi going for it

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.23410 del

lenny and simmons lachés
fdj pas normal

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.23411 del

almost impossible to differentiate tudors from jumbos with those yellow helmets

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.23412 del

wtf is fdj doing lol

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.23413 del

PHWOAAAAAAR

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.23414 del

waar grug?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.23415 del

its HAPPENING
>>23414
2nd wheel

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.23416 del

here we go

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.23417 del

memco actually there for once

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.23418 del

pogi barely breathing

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.23419 del

ROGLIC lachee ofcoursh

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.23420 del

ALLEZ ROMAIN

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.23421 del

how come grug can have such big saves on road and cx but chutes like an idiot on the mountainbike?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.23422 del

LIPOWITZ slaving

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.23423 del

pogi in polka dots
waar elite?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.23424 del

damn so just jasperwinslol

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.23425 del

jonas doesn't pull

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.23426 del

>>23421
He has a twin brother

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.23427 del

NARVAEZ about to go paranormal

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.23428 del

>slippy G is there

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.23429 del

>>23427
yeah so fast 10 guys got back on

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.23430 del

big SEPP in the mix

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.23431 del

>>23429
It's over for UAE

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.23432 del

>>23431
Wellens is so juiced up Pogi wont need other help.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.23433 del

Jonas electric!

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.23434 del

>vingo attack downhill
what the fuck happened to him

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.23435 del

a vingo that attacks?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.23436 del

attacque de uhh

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.23437 del

What the FUCK is he doing

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.23438 del

wtf I love the fish now

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.23439 del

very good stage

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.23440 del

dauphine 2.0

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.23441 del

>>23434
Verge of insanity due to the newest dopage

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.23442 del

come on matteo ride

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.23443 del

Jorgenson entering his betrayal arc

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.23444 del

J-wow sighting.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.23445 del

lipowitz says fuck roglic

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.23446 del

LIPOWITZ unleashed

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.23447 del

GERMANIA WILL BE FREE

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.23448 del

ICH SITZE WICHSEND VOR DEM ENDGERÄT
IST DAS GEIL

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.23449 del

Roglic well positioned on like 15th spot

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.23450 del

Lippertshits most feeble attaque award

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.23451 del

ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.23452 del

God I love the tour so much it's unreal

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.23453 del

GRUGGED

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.23454 del

GRUG

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.23455 del

GRUG
GRUG
GRUG

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.23456 del

BAGGED AND TAGGED
GRUGGED

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.23457 del

nice win, king grug

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.23458 del

GRANDE MATJE

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.23459 del

Great moral victory for Vingegaard

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.23460 del

damn vingo has punch now
this rebuilt vingo is cool

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.23461 del

justice for my boy jorgingz
he almost got murdered, relegate that assasin NAO

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.23462 del

>>23460
You could tell from stage 1 of Dauphiné that they accepted the week 3 meme is no longer a realistic way to beat Pogacar.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.23463 del

milan kwab cam

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.23464 del

I don't think grug will win on mur de bretagne this time

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.23465 del

Will Bora finally end this charade and switch to Lipo as captain?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.23466 del

>>23464
probably not
too long and UAE will have a mega lead out

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.23467 del

>>23465
>22 Roglič Primož
>24 Lipowitz Florian
it's settled

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.23468 del

>>23465
maybe they’re contractually bond to entertain this shit kek

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.23469 del

>145 VAN EETVELT Lennert +07:49

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.23472 del

>>23465
>>23468
roglic is a super expensive investment they'll ride for him until he chutes out no matter how pointless it is

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.23473 del

>Team Greece 1-2-3 in Turkey
a new superpower has risen and we didn't even notice

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 16:00 [Preview] No.23474 del

Marie Schreiber won the WE Road Race and then a week later, she also rode the U23 and also won that. What a joke.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.23475 del

can't stop won't stop, cucksteps in the mud

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.23476 del

so what now for remco?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.23477 del

>>23476
win the TT and fight for 3rd, nothing really changed

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.23478 del

real question is, what is wout doing in this race

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.23479 del

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.23480 del

you now remember
>matej mohoric

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.23481 del

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.23482 del

this is missing mads

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.23485 del

Results. >>23483

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.23486 del

>>23473
and a suisse girl wins the volta mulher com zwift
and I should pay some attention to the Tour of Qinghai Lake

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.23487 del

red bull hansgrohe future looks bright

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.23488 del

>>23487
in ten years every rider is going to be called Noah lol

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 16:53 [Preview] No.23489 del

>>23488
but can they stop the thors?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.23490 del

I am starting to think W*ut may have not been a great pick

Bert 07/06/2025 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.23491 del

I don't consider wout pickers as human

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 18:18 [Preview] No.23492 del

meanwhile at the German track national championships. 2 riders went past the railing and injured several spectators

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 18:20 [Preview] No.23493 del

Bini Girmay injured his knee.
The Italian mob works fast

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 18:25 [Preview] No.23494 del

>>23490
Even after he said that he wouldn't be doing sprints and his main job will be to keep Jonas safe?
Sounds like a safe pick to me for 12 points desu

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 18:28 [Preview] No.23495 del

lidl-trek actually provides their riders with the cheap lidl freeway sodas and not the originals, but then they have the original monster energy drinks.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.23496 del

>>23495
imagine being forced to drink freeway slop

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.23497 del

>>23495
are they throwing away their aero bottles aswell? they're super expensive no?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.23498 del

>>23497
Don't they get them back with the sneed zones

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.23499 del

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BIG week done, last week 20 hours, this week 23 hours. Next week maybe less hours

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 18:50 [Preview] No.23500 del

>>23498
cleaning them would be too much of a hassle, they usually don't reuse bidons in the world tour.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.23501 del

>>23500
they also don't usually use those fancy aero bottles
have the team said anything about reusing them or not?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.23502 del

>>23501
quinn simmons kept them on his bike, maybe for aerodynamics. lidl-trek femmes provided normal elite fly bidons when I was at the tour de suisse.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.23503 del

>>23502
Can you put a normal bottle in those aero cages?

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.23504 del

>>23503
in the trek cage yes

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 19:08 [Preview] No.23505 del

>>23499
impressive

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.23506 del

>>23499

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.23507 del

oh, I missed UAE switching from SRM powermeter and computer to Wahoo. that happened a while ago.
>>23503
I watched the lidl-trek femmes vlogs, man those are rough and unfiltered compared to the other girl teams. looks like both men and girls use the same light blue bidon holder and it can hold normal round bidons that the femmes use.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.23508 del

>>23507
I always wonder if even that size bike is too big for realini

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.23509 del

>>23508
she VILL ride 44cm bars starting next year and we VILL be happy

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 19:29 [Preview] No.23510 del

most of the trek girls are really big, so she stands out even more

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.23511 del

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 19:49 [Preview] No.23512 del

thanks king

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.23513 del

bunch of cofidis bikes got stolen huh
bert who ogled the looks is prime suspect

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 20:09 [Preview] No.23514 del

>>23513
>The bikes were stolen from a hotel in Bondues, where the French formation was staying in preparation for the second stage towards Boulogne-sur-Mer. Five more bikes were quickly found in the bushes near the hotel.

lol the coquard size bikes I guess

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.23515 del

>>23512
he has to do this humiliation ritual

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.23516 del

>>23514
I reckon the best bang for buck steal are the UAE colnagos but 14k a pop ain't bad either

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 20:22 [Preview] No.23517 del

>>23516
I'd just steal all the wheels, easier to sell

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 20:35 [Preview] No.23518 del

>Merlier 2.75
>Milan 3
>Philipsen 4
>Birmay 15
>Meeus 17
>Waerenskjold 29
>Poel 34
>Poppel 41
>Groenewegen 41
>Aert 51
>Groves 67
>Pogacar 81
>ACKermann 81
>Lung 81
>Lie 81
>Bittner 101

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 20:35 [Preview] No.23519 del

>>23518
>Aert 51
lolno, he's dead, he's gone

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No.23520 del

>One of the riders that Trine Hansen indirectly targets is Wout van Aert. He has been an important servant in recent years, but was also regularly given a chance to go for his own success.
Jonas Hansen's wife is really stupid for going after Wout after all the knechting he did for Jonas.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 20:45 [Preview] No.23521 del

>>23516
Sexy, not going to lie at all. Let's just get back to two roughly congruent triangles.
>>23518
My overthought Russo is in points too. You have to retardmax those picks for max results.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 20:45 [Preview] No.23522 del

Why would she say all this shit in an interview

How retarded is this woman

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 20:52 [Preview] No.23523 del

>>23520
lmao thats crazy
wout slaved his ass off and she slanders him for only slaving 99% and trying to ride just a tiny little bit for himself

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 20:53 [Preview] No.23524 del

>Man presser citronen for meget nu
from just reading the title of the interview, she presumably went after Bart Lemon as well.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 21:06 [Preview] No.23525 del

well back to watching cyc femmes avec zwift on youtube. the femmes videos actually have some production value compared to mens videos that mostly suck and say absolutely nothing.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 21:09 [Preview] No.23526 del

>>23520
I forgot how woutistic belgians are they’re basically caling for her beheading for blaspheming saint Wouts work.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 21:17 [Preview] No.23527 del

>>23526
>VINGEGAARD about to get opi omi'd by a belgian Jumbo fan

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 21:22 [Preview] No.23528 del

>>23526
I have to say I'm with them. Even a wout hater must appreciate how much that guy has cucked himself for the team and vingo. She can't just say thats not enough he has to cuck himself further

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 21:28 [Preview] No.23529 del

>>23527
>et tu Jonas
wout has a lifetime contract, joke's on mr hansen

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 21:59 [Preview] No.23530 del

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 22:30 [Preview] No.23532 del

>remco to red bull-bora hansgrohe
would make sense with the specialized money they used to spend on sagan to keep memco on the same bike.

Bert

07/06/2025 (Sun) 23:18 [Preview] No.23533 del

His smile and optimism - gone

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 01:19 [Preview] No.23534 del

COSNEFROY very likely to COFIDIS

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 02:47 [Preview] No.23535 del

>>23489
no they cannot will not

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 02:52 [Preview] No.23536 del

>>23534
>dopathlon steals your first tdf stage winner in 15 yrs
>pay crank doctor to give entire decathlon team knee pain
>they decline in value
>pick them up for cheap
>they return back to form

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.23537 del

How can you be such a cuck as one of the best in your sport earning 5 million per year?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 05:04 [Preview] No.23538 del

>>23526
Wout (and Roglic) were pretty instrumental in both of vingos tdf wins. He should keep his mommy in check

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.23539 del

>>23538
Wout 21-22 and 23 was the best teammate in the peloton. Completely insane that she's complaining he goes for stages when the fish has already lost to pogi

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.23540 del

>>23537
you just know she’s pocketing 500k of that as the manager

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.23541 del

>>23540
If they're married she's earning half of his shit anyway

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.23542 del

>>23541
Judging by the interview Jonas owns nothing not even free will

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.23543 del

VOLTA FEVER

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.23544 del

Another one

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.23545 del

>>23544
while I'm on board with heat training I can't help but noootice how often THEY mention it which means its a front to hide dopage
>rider is performing exceptionally?
<its le TRAINING HEAT

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.23546 del

>>23544
Couldnt regular sauna baking achieve the same physiological effects?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.23547 del

>>23545
Heat training is just 2025 edition of better nutrition and rounder wheels

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.23548 del

>>23546
How about riding outside

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.23549 del

>>23546
Wellens said he just had to sit in a hot bath till his bidy temperature reached high fever numbers as part of his heat training

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.23550 del

>>23546
for heat tolerance and such sure why not but for fitness gains you have to pedal in the heat training zone

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.23551 del

>AG2R confirms quitting as of 2026
>Decathlon is looking for a co sponsor to fill a 40 million hole
>The team has a set goal of winning the your by 2030

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.23552 del

>>23551
Wasn't L'Oreal already confirmed

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.23553 del

>>23552
still in the rumor mill Kooij and Bennoot going over there to

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.23554 del

>>23547
the patter is there and I bet the media people and directors absolutely love that they finally have a new gimmick at the ready when it comes to Explaining because altitude training was getting stale not to mention all the marginal gains and nutrition stuff

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.23559 del

>>23551
>The team has a set goal of winning the your by 2030
they don't believe in seixas anymore?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.23560 del

>>23559
Seixas is already yesterday's news

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.23561 del

now I get why the UAE youtube videos are so bad, Gianetti himself is behind the camera lol.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.23562 del

the fuck I hit the spoiler button lol

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.23563 del

>"A few years ago, Denmark didn't really like Wout," says the Danish journalist.
heh

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.23564 del

Summersisters on suicide watch

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.23565 del

>>23563
why do (((they))) hate wout so much all of a sudden

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.23566 del

>>23563
BASED

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.23567 del

>>23563
Danes hate Wout for some weird reason read several comments about roadside fans that they boo him lol really a small minded nation full of complexes

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.23568 del

>>23567
>Throws a bidon at grug in your path

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.23569 del

another day in the grim norf. I imagine it's equally grim and dark in Belgium.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.23570 del

That's enough, I'm cancelling my tiz subscription

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.23571 del

>hey matje, the first row should be all alpecin

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.23572 del

>>23570
there's literally no reason watching the tour on tiz as it's basically on free tv all around Europe. but I guess you want to be able to watch the first 100 km, so check out that site rusbert posted called daddyclick or if you are jonas mommyclick

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.23573 del

>>23544
The best part:
>"We haven't yet proven a direct correlation with performance. But the riders feel better. And we can all see how they perform," said de Kegel.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.23574 del

>>23568
Yeah there’s an actual rivalry there still emberassed about those people existing tho

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.23575 del

>>23571
>maglia gialla for one day
>bike in yellow, bibs in yellow, armband in yellow, yellow fever, bike computer cover in yellow, everything in yellow
not a big fan of this to be honest

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.23576 del

>>23572
daddy stream has the TNT studio still with the hag and the manlets
czech tv is not on yet so I tried giving tiz a chance

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:18 [Preview] No.23577 del

>>23575
the suits are being provided. but yes, please consider buying another bike from Canyon

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.23578 del

And finally WE live in france and we are back in studio with the manlets
We also live with the italian girls if you are into that

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.23579 del

yes well

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.23580 del

>>23569
Wait what, Démare is in the Tour??? Since when

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.23581 del

>>23580
easier to win sprint stages at the tour against jobbers compared to the giro against mads

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.23582 del

>Mont Cassel again

Do they not have any other hills up norf? This repeating climbs is very belgianesque.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.23583 del

>>23582
I know some hill there called Arenberg

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.23584 del

um, liane, it's time to slave for big marlen

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.23585 del

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.23586 del

>>23582
Heard you like GW bro so let’s do it three days in a row

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.23587 del

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.23588 del

cam on brappert, do some work

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.23589 del

>Boy Pass the alarm
thanks, sean

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.23590 del

Wout just callef Jonas' wife a bitch live on radio

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.23591 del

this doesn't look like 12%, they are gradient cheating like bertaczek

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.23592 del

>>23590
big if true

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.23593 del

>17%
I don't believe them, on the other hand they are riding at 12km/h

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.23594 del

maybe she should concentrate more on racing and less on youtube

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.23595 del

seeing jumbo femmes, what has fem been up to lately? she used to be better than puck.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.23596 del

this creature confuses the Italian

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.23597 del

>>23596
Not even that fren shaped.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.23598 del

>>23595
She's a runner now

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.23599 del

I'm missing the sprint sponsored by a certain energy drink company. I'm starting to think that they hate women.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 12:25 [Preview] No.23600 del

what a typical anglo victory, don't pull and then simply outsprint at the end

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.23601 del

give her a freeway coke by Lidl as reward

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 12:33 [Preview] No.23602 del

>>23591

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 12:34 [Preview] No.23603 del

GC Giro

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 12:35 [Preview] No.23604 del

meanwhile in France...I guess I take a nap

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.23605 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ysM3ufG0Muw [Embed]
This is not normal (eng subtitles available)

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 12:58 [Preview] No.23606 del

nap has concluded, time for Dillier to take a piss

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:04 [Preview] No.23607 del

>>23606
you'd think Alpecin would have rather signed DILLIEST

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.23608 del

if I wanted to see a sprinter stage without break I would have watched the Giro

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.23609 del

the most hated man in Denmark for some reason

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.23610 del

yes, festina, now that was a dopeur team

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.23611 del

>>23605
relatable

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.23612 del

Took a small two hour nap. We are BACK napbris

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.23613 del

atleast my book is progressing fast I’m reading dungeon crawler carl i would recommend it to people who don’t like to read it makes me want play videogames tbqh

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.23614 del

the roles of German and Suisse riders at the tour, slaving at the front for others

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:11 [Preview] No.23615 del

Napbros*

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:16 [Preview] No.23616 del

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:18 [Preview] No.23617 del

I want my Spanish flag back. I HATE this one

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:18 [Preview] No.23618 del

Tomsk has a flag?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:19 [Preview] No.23619 del

>>23618
an attempt to ritually summon rusbert

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:19 [Preview] No.23620 del

>>23613
/cyc/ laughed at ne a few years ago when I said I like reading litrpg's.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.23621 del

>>23620
yes well

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.23622 del

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.23623 del

after lidl, the peloton passed by an aldi. the excitement never ends.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.23624 del

>>23620
And I'll laugh again. Disgustive slop

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:27 [Preview] No.23625 del

>>23620
it’s my first litrpg it sure is weird getting used to it like i’m reading a played out tabletop game lol

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:30 [Preview] No.23626 del

I have been playing THE ROOTTREES ARE DEAD. Never played something like this before, it is pretty comfy

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:32 [Preview] No.23627 del

>>23625
Oh I'm fully aware most of it is slop but there is just something really satisfying about numbers going up.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:35 [Preview] No.23628 del

what if litrpgs are fun
what if I'm missing out

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.23629 del

>>23628
Why would you ever do something you enjoy instead of suffering

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.23630 del

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.23631 del

??? new york joined the EU

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.23632 del

>>23630
Why are they waving the br*t*sh NC jersey tricolore?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.23633 del

>>23631
mamdani has gone too far

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:51 [Preview] No.23634 del

good morning Berts, I am BACK from backpacking (American) — over 3000m for the first picture

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:52 [Preview] No.23635 del

>>23634
very based yosemite man

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.23636 del

What if Wout actually was sick?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.23637 del

>>23634
that will be 100 bucks plus tip or whatever the entrance fee and veteran discount for national parks is.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.23638 del

>>23634
very cool

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.23639 del

>>23634
lovely

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:56 [Preview] No.23640 del

>>23637
hardest part about yosemite is the lodging tbqh. unless you really pay up

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:00 [Preview] No.23641 del

today's winner spotted

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:04 [Preview] No.23642 del

rex looks like he was shimano'd

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.23643 del

Stier really has a farmer bone structure

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.23644 del

all smiles

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:07 [Preview] No.23645 del

>>23640
that’s hiking everywhere unless you like desserted cabanes filled with mouse shit atleast most euro mountains are safe from the wildlife that roams there so tenting up isn’t an issue

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:11 [Preview] No.23646 del

>>23645
people doing the AT or PCT are also tenting up all the time no?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:11 [Preview] No.23647 del

So Pogacar is just casually taking a piss while everyone else is going full gas?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:12 [Preview] No.23648 del

>>23645
>>23646
True, but all the high profile national parks usually have plenty of amenities for the sedentary burger.

AT is pretty much entirely tenting from what i've heard

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:15 [Preview] No.23649 del

Not gonna lie, until now I thought Yosemite and the Sierra Nevada was pretty much the same. The area of Yosemite park is actually kinda small (from US perspective)

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:16 [Preview] No.23650 del

>>23649
everything in America is 10 times bigger. pic very related.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.23651 del

CHUTE!!!!

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.23652 del

Dead

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.23653 del

jappe ded

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.23654 del

Yeah that's over

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.23655 del

CATASTROPHIQUE

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.23656 del

DNF Philippsen

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.23657 del

Milan straight up killed his competition wtf

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.23658 del

Assassination by Coquard

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.23659 del

yikes

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.23660 del

assassinated by cockhard
alpecin squeaking hard, grug should go for the green jersey tbh

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.23661 del

>>23660
will they sprint for groves now?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.23662 del

>>23640
>>23637
$25 bucks for the backpacking reservation, $35 entry fee; not bad

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:27 [Preview] No.23663 del

Terrible chute
litterally burned

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:27 [Preview] No.23664 del

milan deviated, cockhard touched rex and the rest is history

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.23665 del

>>23661
Of course

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.23666 del

make sure you go to velogames.com/refunds and submit your claim early!

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.23667 del

>>23662
edit: $25 was for three people for three nights — we did about 60km total, 2300m of climbing

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:30 [Preview] No.23668 del

what a nice display of the Dutch flag

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.23669 del

official dnf yet?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.23670 del

>>23668
Kino.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.23671 del

>>23669
official per PCS

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.23672 del

I don't watch for a few minutes (hours) and the entire world is FUCKED

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.23673 del

>>23669
he's barely conscious

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.23674 del

>>23669
team mates left him to rot and he was obviously collected.
expecting Rickaert to kill coqard any moment now

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.23675 del

>ROGLIC never abandoned a GT while wearing a jersey
Maybe that's the strategy they missed

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.23676 del

waar webum

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.23677 del

>>23674
the correct move for alpecin right this very moment is to murder chute three randomly selected cofidis riders

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.23678 del

>>23676
consult rusbert

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.23679 del

>>23676
just check the rusbert posts

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.23680 del

luv bearas

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.23681 del

Did the guy with Ganna and Bissegger have Philipsen too? That would be funny

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.23682 del

>>23678
>>23679
fuck schizochan
if only dear rusbert could log in here I would never think of that pit again

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:40 [Preview] No.23683 del

girmay in green again, all according to plan

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:40 [Preview] No.23684 del

Get fucked Jasper Kasper pickers!

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:40 [Preview] No.23685 del

>>23649
I always thought when they said riders are training in Sierra Nevada, they meant California not Spain

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:40 [Preview] No.23686 del

>>23678
surely somebody will repost all his webms for some (You)s

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.23687 del

>>23679
they'll give a yellow card for this and nothing will happen

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.23688 del

now nobody is pulling. Dillier will only pull for grug stages now.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.23689 del

>>23687
to whom? coquard?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.23690 del

>>23688
Soudal and Lidl need to go

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.23691 del

Test

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:42 [Preview] No.23692 del

God FUCKING damnit still Am*rican. FUCK

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:42 [Preview] No.23693 del

>>23687
to whom? Milan? no one really did anything wrong

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.23694 del

>>23679
pretty impressive save by coquard, crash nonwithstanding

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.23695 del

>>23692
simply select you're flag

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.23696 del

>>23692
please pick another flag were full

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.23697 del

>autismbert doesn't have philipsen
damn

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.23698 del

>>23689
>>23693
le coq is the one that deviates into a rider

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.23699 del

alpecin riders mad as fuck

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.23700 del

cock hard looking for protection from allah

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.23701 del

>>23698
clearly not Coq's fault

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.23702 del

>>23697
he has another 12 point dead weight though

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.23703 del

>>23702
Honestly I feel bad for pressuring him into not being boring. Clearly he wasn't himself when he picked W**t

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.23704 del

Jasper teams:
>The Retard Effect
>Durango Danglers
>Toilet Trotters
>The Remco Seething Reflex
>♿
>Attaque de Pogačar à 100km de l'arrivée
>Golden Lions Drinking Champagne
>Diesel e Vinho Verde
>Rambo Fietsma Steal A Bike
>43rd Place Team
>SFG WerraHess€N Dixie$
>Quick Rundown
>Unknown Cyclists International

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.23705 del

petorlike inching closer to the lead in china, bertacek sweating

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:50 [Preview] No.23706 del

Wonder how schizobrit is taking it.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:50 [Preview] No.23707 del

>>23704
my big goal is to beat team uae epo

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.23708 del

I hope all the spr*nters chute catastrophique and DNF one by one

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.23709 del

>Lidl-Trek bottle contents
>Milan makes his own
>Skjelmose is given the "EU Special"
>Quinn doesn't recover
squeak

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.23710 del

>>23705
MULUBRHAN will stop them
>>23707
Campy with glasses?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.23711 del

groves and grug should just go in every break and go 1-2 in the points classification and fuck over milan

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.23712 del

>>23709
I already posted this here >>23495
please pay attention

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.23713 del

>>23706

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.23714 del

>>23709
big jon chimpo is a piss drinker? Baste

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.23715 del

>>23704
Imma need Milan to get heemed by Rickaert in the sprint to make things even

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.23716 del

>>23712
oopsie. i am dishonoured

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:54 [Preview] No.23717 del

oh boi, that masked singer performance is going to haunt wout for a long time

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.23718 del

>>23717

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:57 [Preview] No.23719 del

>curving sprint finish
more sprinter death incoming

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:57 [Preview] No.23720 del

So whose fault was it? When in doubt ask yourself: Who benefits? And who benefits from Girmay in green?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.23721 del

>>23720
Qui?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.23722 del

Wellens saying hi to relatives?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.23723 del

chute randoms

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.23724 del

>>23720
i see clearly now

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.23725 del

CHUTE

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.23726 del

chute
parrot painter
lutsenko
einer rubio nicht zwei

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.23727 del

CHUTE

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.23728 del

nervousness is increasing, death is near

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.23729 del

break of the day established with 37km to go.
big tim had enough and simply rode away

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.23730 del

>>23679
who was in the wrong here?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.23731 del

Straight flats roads are the most dangerous ones

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.23732 del

>>23730
The guest nationals by definition

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.23733 del

are they stupid letting wellens ride away?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.23734 del

can someone please explain whats going on

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.23735 del

>>23733
I wonder if the race direction told them to do something. Wellens even took time to announce to the QS train that he was going.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.23736 del

Strange stage

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.23737 del

>>23733
a satellite rider for potential echelons

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.23738 del

Ehh if nobody does anything they never see him again

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.23739 del

>>23730
all of them a little bit
but mostly coquard for thinking he can beat Milan

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.23740 del

>>23734
Peloton mourning the death of Jappe
Wellens avenging him in the Belgian tricolore

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.23741 del

top kek
he even announced it

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.23742 del

>>23734
Wellens is getting the polkadot jersey with 1 point.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.23743 del

UAE team radio sounds like cs/dota voice chat on eu server

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.23744 del

>Teem, ju must go for da cum
W-what?!

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.23745 del

>>23734
Wellens takes the polka dots
Pogacar can TT in his own suit

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.23746 del

>>23745
Brilliant

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.23747 del

is the Santini ITT suit that bad?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.23748 del

A rain is coming, gotta go on a ride before it gets here
No more chutes please

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.23749 del

training ride over, a bit lame

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.23750 del

and now he waits

I don't remember such a mickey mouse tour stage in recent years

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.23751 del

>>23745
commentators also saying pogi now doesn't have to do the whole post stage bullshit
actually smart move

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.23752 del

I have seen enough btw. Mathieu does an insane leadout and Groves wins

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.23753 del

>>23747
certainly isn't tailored to pogacars body thats for sure

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.23754 del

starting to wonder if this semen slurping sport is for me

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.23755 del

oh no, tim betrayed pogi and stole the measles jersey

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.23756 del

>>23755
>measles jersey
Good one, stealing that.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.23757 del

is this the first time Pogi has both been the outright KOM leader and not been the GC leader as well?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.23758 del

Berckmouse

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.23759 del

>>23758
actually its berkmice

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.23760 del

>>23757
I think he wore it in once before in 2020

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.23761 del

>>23757
no he stole it from cosnefroy once

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.23762 del

Polkadotcher
the maillot pois is the most sovlful IMO

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.23763 del

>>23760
does KOM > Youth?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.23764 del

look who's hiding at the back of the peloton instead of trying to win a stage

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.23765 del

>>23764
is he also married to trine?
I'd attack in the last 5km to make a statement

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.23766 del

the Escape Collective stage recaps have been annoyingly from Visma's perspective; I think it was only in a quote from Vinegar that they even said Grug's name for yesterday's stage

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.23767 del

but waar is stier?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.23768 del

>Current speed is 40 km/h!

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.23769 del

>>23768
they ride against a strong headwind

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.23770 del

I was unaware of Soudalberts size

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.23771 del

>>23770
This is exactly my height and weight

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.23772 del

That fucking flag again reeee

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.23773 del

remco pulling

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.23774 del

>>23771
based big american

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.23775 del

one is not like the others

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:41 [Preview] No.23776 del

>>23774

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:41 [Preview] No.23777 del

I wonder if any rider on quick step still likes remco

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:41 [Preview] No.23778 del

remco don't fall into the canal

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:42 [Preview] No.23779 del

>>23777
I doubt it and >according to rumors he doesn't like qs either and wants to leave as soon as possible

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.23780 del

grug stopped to play some golf instead

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.23781 del

>no combative award today

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:44 [Preview] No.23782 del

surely memco will lead out merlier and not leave him and bert out to dry

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:44 [Preview] No.23783 del

>ynr memco pulling for jakobsen in algarve

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.23784 del

>>23783
And in that clusterfuck that was Vuelta san Juan.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.23785 del

if Groves wins today I will forever laugh at Merlol and Milan

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.23786 del

>>23784
that was great with that divider in the middle where half the peleton loses their leadout

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.23787 del

someone will dood today

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.23788 del

>>23786
ynr the guy with the water hose spraying the riders on the finishing straight

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.23789 del

chute someone

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.23790 del

>>23786
remember the hella wide road race circuit with all the chutes

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.23791 del

bora boys down

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.23792 del

>remco chuted because he didn't keep pulling
lel

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.23793 del

MEEUS dood

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.23794 del

It's over for Bora and Memco

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.23795 del

>>23792
karma'd

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.23796 del

who is down?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.23797 del

chute greenwagons

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.23798 del

THE VELOGODS ARE DISPREASED

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.23799 del

ban sprint stages

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.23800 del

Milan out of position

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.23801 del

holy shitshow, I've seen 5 guys that should get relegated already

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.23802 del

PITHIE dood wat nou

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.23803 del

CHUTE BRUTALE

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.23804 del

merlier won (not fake news)

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:50 [Preview] No.23805 del

Big Tim pickers feasting

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:50 [Preview] No.23806 del

how many casualties today?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:50 [Preview] No.23807 del

about as expected

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:50 [Preview] No.23808 del

holy shit that mass chute at the end looks insane in slow mo

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:50 [Preview] No.23809 del

BUTTNER kwaked

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.23810 del

jeanniere brutale

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.23811 del

brutal finish

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.23812 del

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.23813 del

>>23812
Easy, Milan exposed again

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.23814 del

>multiple crashes in final
>bauhaus top 5
how is he so consistently good when others crash. he's like a vampire

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.23815 del

total
sprint train
death

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:53 [Preview] No.23816 del

based warrior penhoet

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:53 [Preview] No.23817 del

Pogod 19th, no problem

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.23818 del

chicane appreciators are truly feasting

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.23819 del

>>23817
what, I just saw him stroll over the line in some far group

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.23820 del

coquard with the monster sprint to pip penhoet on the line for 135th

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.23821 del

penhoet has some joocy calfs

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.23822 del

>>23817
that can't be right, he arrived with jonas

probably just schizo bait from pcs man

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:55 [Preview] No.23823 del

>>23821
ridiculous to look at, that can't be normal

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:56 [Preview] No.23824 del

ouchy

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.23825 del

hello Orla

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.23826 del

>>23822
Hmm indeed, thanks again PCSbert. Anyway, I think it was Jeannière who got demolished in that last chute

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.23827 del

camera on the moral winner of these first 3 stages

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.23828 del

jeanniere probably has a few broken ribs

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.23829 del

Wow he finished

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.23830 del

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pcs goomblers are knowers but knowing pcsman and pcsAI this may very well be completely fabricated

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.23831 del

Merlier is incomprehensible

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:02 [Preview] No.23832 del

Anyway, my Velogame is going pretty well. Except for you know, one guy...

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:04 [Preview] No.23833 del

>>23832
why did you do it

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.23834 del

girmay looks shell-shocked

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:06 [Preview] No.23835 del

>>23832

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:06 [Preview] No.23836 del

>>23833
had to pick my boys

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:07 [Preview] No.23837 del

>>23836
GACHIGNARD is your boy?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.23838 del

>>23833
the psyops got to him

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:18 [Preview] No.23839 del

de lie would have won if that astana chud didn't chute like a retard

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.23840 del

will the femmes ever do proper stages?
90km is pretty sad

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.23841 del

the stage was so slow that madouas walked the whole stage today

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:21 [Preview] No.23842 del

also for old times sake:
BAM

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:22 [Preview] No.23843 del

>>23841
twas Penhoet.
What does this even mean, penhoet.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:23 [Preview] No.23844 del

>>23836
THIS IS NOT ME, DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:24 [Preview] No.23845 del

so memco is the new roglic?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:24 [Preview] No.23846 del

kek primoz knows how it feels

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.23847 del

>>23845
well he did just to be a footballer
maybe once he hops on the tremadole cocktail he'll stop seething so much and gain a vacant stare

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.23848 del

>>23840
they be like
>watch the femmes!
<but not for too long heh only 2-3 hours max

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.23849 del

>>23846
how the fuck did he even chute, he goes all the way to the back and suddenly he's on the ground with a sprinter
just dangle off the back bro

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:27 [Preview] No.23850 del

this wasn't a simple race accident, do they dare DSQ Van Poppel or is the Astana rider to blame?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:27 [Preview] No.23851 del

I keep thinking Bora is FDJ

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.23852 del

>>23849
this would be avoided if he led out merlel like a good teammate

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.23853 del

>>23847
speaking of drugged riders German tv interviews zimzam after every stage and today he had bloodshot eyes and seemed even more drowsy than usual. High as fuck

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.23854 del

>>23850
does van poopel get a yellow for this one?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:29 [Preview] No.23855 del

>>23852
knowing him he'd have ended up between jeaniere and the barriers somehow
he should just stick with pogi really that dude has an aura of safety

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:30 [Preview] No.23856 del

the maus chute was a bit bizarre, but memco and rogla should know better about positioning

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:31 [Preview] No.23857 del

Berts I'm starting to think Aranburu wasn't such a good pick.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:31 [Preview] No.23858 del

>>23856
bizzare as in the total rider tries to push milan out of his own sprint train
what the fuck is that guy doing

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:33 [Preview] No.23860 del

Results. >>23859

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:35 [Preview] No.23861 del

>>23857
He was only good for one race, some of us got vaxxed for picking him after even one race after that where he always sucked.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:37 [Preview] No.23862 del

>Groenewegen does not want to point the finger at the ASO. "Maybe it is something for the teams themselves to judge a little bit," says the Dutchman. "There are too many crashes. But yes, in the United Arab Emirates we also crash on five-lane roads, so what is the solution now? Nobody gives each other space."

based murderer speaking out for safety

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:39 [Preview] No.23863 del

>>23860
>rusbert and the brits have jappe
truly a quick rundown

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:44 [Preview] No.23864 del

German press celebrating Bauhaus 3rd place with this photo

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:44 [Preview] No.23865 del

>>23864
kek

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.23866 del

>Sure, riders make the race, but ASO shapes the battlefield. Crashes can happen anywhere, but when ASO deliberately fills the final 5 km with sharp turns, narrow roads, etc. they’re increasing the risk, not just leaving it to chance. It’s not about removing all danger, it’s about not manufacturing it just to spice up the drama of the sport.
prudhomme himself places road furniture in the finale to induce brutales

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:50 [Preview] No.23867 del

>>23850
DVP should actually be DQS for that, he clearly wants to follow the wheel of the isr*el rider but there is the astana guy in the way

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:50 [Preview] No.23868 del

>>23866
2 chutes happened at a straight road and the last one it's not the curva to blame but riders moving around and having shoulder fights at 69km/h for 8th place.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:50 [Preview] No.23869 del

>>23866
I'm so tired of this constant whining about course design. It's as if they think they are track riders and then get confused that they have to ride on normal roads. It's literally impossible to avoid turns, road furniture etc. when designing a route because that stuff is everywhere.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:51 [Preview] No.23870 del

>>23856
that total energies rider is trying to push milan over for like 3.5 seconds

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.23871 del

>>23870
I can't recognize his number, but that should be a DSQ

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:54 [Preview] No.23872 del

Hey, Bert.
We're gonna watch Nagoya Basho, the July Grand Sumo Tournament on Endchan's cytube channel in the next two weeks starting from this Sunday. At 18:30 CEST. Juryo and makuuchi divisions.
If you interested, come, join us.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:55 [Preview] No.23873 del

van poopel was relegated
I guess the total riders was jeaniere and he already got punished enough

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:56 [Preview] No.23874 del

>Danny van Poppel relegated from 8th to 36th
wow, such punishment, that will be a lesson for him.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:57 [Preview] No.23875 del

>>23866
what can I say those last couple k's with the turns and such are the most exciting about a sprint stage

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:57 [Preview] No.23876 del

>using private planes and proudly shills for them
>wearing a 350000€ watch while casually mogging pogi and jonas
living the life I guess

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.23877 del

>>23876
forgot image

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.23878 del

>>23874
>>23873
>create yellow card system exactly for these situations
>never use it because you don't actually want to be forced to DSQ riders

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.23879 del

I am pretty sure JEANNIERE Emilien was the one pushing Milan at 2.9km to go, and then he crashed in the last corner. Instant Karma

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 17:02 [Preview] No.23880 del

>there is nothing that can repay what has been taken from me

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 17:06 [Preview] No.23881 del

There's just too many shitters going for glory, it's their right ofcourse but even if shitty sprinters like capiot come to the front with 3 men to sprint no wonder they're riding so close together.
It's hopeless when you see that total rider slam against Milan like he matters

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 17:09 [Preview] No.23882 del

this isn't the giro where wout can wheelsuck his way to Sienna, just because he saved his energy today (and thus betraying jonas according to trine hansen).

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.23883 del

>>23882
does this guy even watch the races? van eetvelt chuted hard

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 17:12 [Preview] No.23884 del

so sorry

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 17:14 [Preview] No.23885 del

bertaczek still on his egg ride? I thought he hates rain.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 17:31 [Preview] No.23886 del

>>23885
hydrated Brtek has entered his hardman era, please pay attenzione

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 17:31 [Preview] No.23887 del

imagine the amount of chutes scaleb would have been involved in today. he's happy that he just watched.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 17:36 [Preview] No.23888 del

>>23854
he got relegated to 36th

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 17:36 [Preview] No.23889 del

>>23888
but no yellow

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.23890 del

meanwhile in China. both mongolian superstars bold iderbold and sanbayar jambalants lost 10 minutes today. astana managed to grab 10 uci points, but you would expect better from them, considering they race against contishitters and have to show off the xds bike in the home market.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.23891 del

those roads in china look much bigger and SafeR

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 17:47 [Preview] No.23892 del

milan destroyed some phones yesterday

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.23893 del

I got rained on like a motherfucker, they can't even predict weather these days

Remco status?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 17:50 [Preview] No.23894 del

>>23893
didn't look damaged but I haven't seen his post race interview yet

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 17:54 [Preview] No.23895 del

>>23893
he received an encouragement of primoz

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 17:56 [Preview] No.23896 del

>>23884
Can't ever set foot in Lelgium again or they will kill him. Not that you would want to go there

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 18:00 [Preview] No.23897 del

>>23895
the "never will win a Tour" pat of death

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 18:44 [Preview] No.23898 del

Philipsen collected and a broken rib

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 18:56 [Preview] No.23899 del

BIG NEWS: Fabio Fatkobsen will return to racing in Danmark Rundt and his recovery is going as planned.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 19:01 [Preview] No.23900 del

>>23896
can confirm

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 19:05 [Preview] No.23901 del

>>23900
but I want to ride up all those kermisbergs like bekloppterberg once in my life

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 19:18 [Preview] No.23902 del

>>23889
update
>yellows for COQUARD, BALLERINI, VAN POPPEL

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.23903 del

>>23902
interesting

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 19:24 [Preview] No.23904 del

>>23902
crazy that COCKHARD got a yellow, but JEANNIERE goes home scott free

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 19:25 [Preview] No.23905 del

>>23902
>Theuns
but why?

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 19:25 [Preview] No.23906 del

>>23904
He got heemed by the barriers.
Punishment enough.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 19:27 [Preview] No.23907 del

>>23906
Nah that's crazy talk. If you have rules you need to uphold them otherwise they are pointless. What he did was worse than Coquard.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 19:32 [Preview] No.23908 del

>>23860
hello saar please update the relegations saar thank you saar very important saar there are single digit amounts of points on the table saar

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 19:35 [Preview] No.23909 del

Stage 4 OFFICIAL /bet/

>Poel 2.25
>Pogacar 4.33
>Vingegaard 13
>Vauquelin 15
>Gregoire 15
>Aert 29
>Allah 34
>Evenepoel 41
>Jorgensohn 41
>Onley 41
>Nys 41
>Groves 41
>Birmay 41
>Lawrence 41
>Healy 67
>Lipowitz 67
>Powless 67
...
>Roglic 101
>Eetvelt 126
>Cort 126
>Aranbaru 151
>Almeida 201
>Lie 201

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.23910 del

>>23909

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 19:39 [Preview] No.23911 del

>>23910
is this spreadsheet bertacek-bespoke or stolen from somewhere

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 19:40 [Preview] No.23912 del

I have returned from my ancestral chateau and we return to the fabulous world of /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!

As those who PATTT know, I have been bitching relentless about the route of the Tour this year, really difficult to drum up a solid lineup of wines. I'm going to take some reasonable liberties to make sure that fans of /wtw/ get a steady supply of content (and I get a steady supply of good wine to drink).

The Grand Depart this year begins in Hauts-de-France and generally spends its time mucking around in flat farmland. Still, the racing has been reasonably good for such boring parcours. In the very southern corner of HdF, the Champagne wine region begins. We have enjoyed Champagne previously during Paris-Nice with a good bottle of Ruinart, but I will be exploring a little bit more during this first week. This weekend, in addition to celebrating the Fourth, we also had a family celebration for birth of my and Bertina's first child so I got some nice Champagne to celebrate.

Krug Grand Cuvee 172eme ($275)

Krug is one of the finest of the great Maisons of Champagne. Like most large producers, they have both non-vintage (NV) as well as vintage offerings, the NV offerings being a blend from many years. Krug is interesting in that every year they release a specific NV that they number, and they are up to I think their 173eme. Today's bottle is from the 172eme edition which is a blend of 44% Pinot Noir, 36% Chardonnay, and 20% Pinot Meunier, blending wines from 2016 to 1998. I enjoyed the 171eme just recently so this was a nice countrast.

The color is a beautiful pale gold with amber flecks, really pretty with fine mousse. The nose is heaven -- rich, fresh Brioche with lemon, salinity, almond, and white flowers. The palate is sublime. Mouth-watering acidity, beautiful ripe lemon curd, bread, flowers. Long finish. It is dry.

I was hoping this would be a banger and it was. Unfortunately my wino aunt drank about 50% of the bottle in 10 minutes so I only got to enjoy one glass. In comparison to the Ruinart (which is zippier, crunchier, and fresher), this is deeper and more complex but still so elegant.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.23913 del

>>23911
of coursh i am making it meself

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.23914 del

Jeanniere may be the worst of all my secret picks in Velogames history

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 19:44 [Preview] No.23915 del

>>23912
well congrats. A German Bernd over on 4/cyc/ managed to get twins from his Bertina. you would expect avid cyclists to have some Armstrong related problems when it comes to procreation, but all that ciclismo leads to good stamina and virility instead.

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 19:46 [Preview] No.23916 del

>>23915
yes well this is the end-product of 4 years of IVF treatments

Like Jonas, I was seduced by an older woman

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 19:46 [Preview] No.23917 del

>>23912
>Unfortunately my wino aunt drank about 50% of the bottle in 10 minutes
heh

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 19:49 [Preview] No.23918 del

>>23916
>4 years
jeez, this is supposed to take 90 seconds + 9 months like wine fermenting in a bottle

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.23919 del

>>23906
you just know this is their reasoning but if you set up a system with cards you have to be consistent

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.23920 del

this is what happens when a little squeaker goes against the italian stallion

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.23921 del

>>23920
plotting revenge

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 19:58 [Preview] No.23922 del

>>23920
it's ironic how he and hard cock were innocent victims of the last chute

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 20:04 [Preview] No.23923 del

matteo showing off the sublime burger edumacation system

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 20:07 [Preview] No.23924 del

>>23920
>Just pick Jeanniere, bert
>He's cheap and he's easy points for the three sprint stages, bert
what the FUCK

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 20:21 [Preview] No.23925 del

>>23924
only a few stages in and a couple of teams are irreparably damaged

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 20:26 [Preview] No.23926 del

>>23924
there's only 2 more sprints left probably given that one always turns out to be a breakaways wins stage

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.23927 del

looks lethal
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DL0eiAvI850/?igsh=MXJ3OG4xM2hqM3RxNQ==

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 20:34 [Preview] No.23928 del

>>23927
it's crazy these guys just continue, if I have a chuted at 1/3rd of the speed I can barely get on my bike the next day

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 20:37 [Preview] No.23929 del

>>23928
i’d faint probably can’t imagine going that fast on a bike

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 20:41 [Preview] No.23930 del

Too busy to follow /cyc/ at the conference. Looks like I missed out on a slurp today. Everything is so expensive here it's insane. Nice coffee culture though

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 21:00 [Preview] No.23931 del

>>23930
>Everything is so expensive here it's insane
we suffer

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 21:16 [Preview] No.23932 del

>>23930
>Not catching up on both /cyc/ as well as /schizocyc/ every day or after a trip, even if it means reading thousands of posts of absolute slop

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 21:33 [Preview] No.23933 del

>>23923
blud really thinks he's him
main character energy fr

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 21:34 [Preview] No.23934 del

>>23932
>still feeding those psychic vampires over in the dustbin of history you're attenzione
KWAK

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 21:48 [Preview] No.23935 del

tomorrow will be a good stage I can feel it

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 21:53 [Preview] No.23936 del

>>23935
Gregoire wins after a suicidal attack on the downhill

Bert

07/07/2025 (Mon) 22:06 [Preview] No.23937 del

>>23930
>Everything is so expensive here it's insane
that's Scandinavia for you

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 00:53 [Preview] No.23939 del

>>23935

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 01:06 [Preview] No.23940 del

>>23939
this is textbook storytelling. first you need to build up the evil villain before a brave french hero comes to slay him in dramatic fashion. the only question remaining is which brave squeaker will slay the doped donkeys

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 01:23 [Preview] No.23941 del

>>23932
it's not worth it to go over there dude

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 05:00 [Preview] No.23942 del

What happened to de lie? Why isn't he in the tour?

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.23943 del

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>>23942

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.23944 del

>>23942
I lean yesterday he was in good position until danny van poppel decided to go bowling

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.23945 del

how does pcs man get the live infos from magnificent qinghai?

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.23947 del

damn those spammers have been very annoying lately

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.23948 del

Danish genie in a bottle wins again in China and grants you 3 wishes

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.23949 del

Ahh working in a women only small team.
Goes right on the list with jeets and ukies.

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.23950 del

Can Jonas do this? Didn't think so

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.23951 del

>>23950
Trine would never allow it.. the kids can’t go to the races they don’t like driving

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.23952 del

>>23951
Jonas needs to fly out to denmark on the rest day

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.23953 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bo9JglAK1TM [Embed]

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.23954 del

Herentals collarbone God works so fast
Patron Saint of cyclists

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.23955 del

>>23954
Elon and Jonas bastard son.

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.23956 del

UAE will tear the peleton apart just to not chute behind some jobeur

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.23957 del

>>23956
>this isn't mario kart
but it could be!

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.23958 del

>>23956

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.23959 del

>>23956
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.23960 del

>>23958
He's gonna let lipo take the risks and sit back until the mountains himself

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.23961 del

>>23956
What even is the practical use of this thing that makes it worth it considering the consequences.
>>23957
I like you Bernd.

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.23962 del

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.23963 del

>>23962
total AI slop breakdown

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.23964 del

>>23962
yes he can! 🙌

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.23965 del

>>23956
PCS doesn't pay us anything, so don't post their logo for free here

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.23966 del

>>23965
kek

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.23967 del

having a BIG egg sandwich for breakfast

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.23968 del

>>23967
had a few meself for dinner yesterday

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.23969 del

>>23965
kek

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.23970 del

we live in france

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.23971 del

LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.23972 del

Smol squeaker and big dopeur

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.23973 del

Yeah a Lennyesque profile if ever I saw one

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.23974 del

Oh wait I am Spanish again. Why the FUCK was it suddenly Am*rican yesterday

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.23975 del

GACHIGNARD

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.23976 del

preparing the right rituals for a chute brutale

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 11:47 [Preview] No.23977 del

>Let's give the breakaway 2 minutes and only then I will go as well
just dude weed lmao things

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.23978 del

The daddy stream sometimes bugs out and the audio sounds like those calls from kidnappers asking for ransom

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.23979 del

>>23978
better pay up bert or they'll backtrace your IP

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.23980 del

KarstenGOD

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.23981 del

Cockhard's pissing pose is something else

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.23982 del

how many KM into you're Big rides until you pause for a piss break, Bert?

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.23983 del

>>23982
2-3h usually, depends on how hard I'm going. If it's very essy then 1-2h.
Finnbert here on train in Malmö now, soon going over a big bridge to Copenhagen (not that one).

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 12:21 [Preview] No.23984 del

>>23982
I can easily stay without peeing for 5 hours, but if I am not matching my sweat rate with the drinking then I may have to pee within the first hour as well

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 12:23 [Preview] No.23985 del

>>23982
3 hours

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.23986 del

>>23983
>malmo

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.23987 del

>>23982
Must of the time never

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.23988 del

>>23983
>snälltaget
interesting train choice instead of using SJ.

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.23989 del

>>23982
3-4 hours

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.23990 del

>>23982
until I'm back home

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.23991 del

>>23982
one after 30min-1h and then after 5+

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 12:40 [Preview] No.23992 del

>>23988
It fit our schedule the best, we'll be taking SJ on the way back. But this train is far from ideal as it's an old ass model with no room anywhere to get the kid to sleep in the pram. Hoping it will be better with SJ, I'm used to Finnish trains having dedicated areas just for that. Not fun to be on a 6-hour train ride with a cranky toddler who just wants to get some sleep.

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 12:48 [Preview] No.23993 del

Getting the original schizo experience

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 12:51 [Preview] No.23994 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mfJA0Ku2THs [Embed]
they don't make the chutes like they used to

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.23995 del

Was that a fake cow sound?

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.23996 del

>>23995
yes, fake church bells, fake bird screeches, fake cows. the only thing that is for real at the tour is the squeaking.

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 13:07 [Preview] No.23997 del

>>23996
disc break bros, our inexorable march continues

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 13:13 [Preview] No.23998 del

I was led to believe this would be a "good" stage

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 13:16 [Preview] No.23999 del

Lel Van Poppel is like "another yellow? then I go home, that's fine too, whatever". Doesn't give a FUCK

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.24000 del

when should I tune in?

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.24001 del

And Theuns absolutely SEETHING and couldn't sleep well. Difference between Dutch and Lelgians

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 13:25 [Preview] No.24002 del

tiz isn't playing the eurosport/tnt stream any more? fuck! I was using the polish site for it but now it's down

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.24003 del

>>24000
in 20km

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.24004 del

>>23998
I'm about to tune in so it will get good within the next couple minutes #trust

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.24005 del

>>24001
Trek guys are on edge since ogre fraud hasn’t won yet

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.24006 del

>>24005
>yet
He won't win SHIT

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.24007 del

José is really getting old and fragile

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.24008 del

>>24007
he should really be retired it gets worse during GT’s where he’s forced to talk everyday

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 13:34 [Preview] No.24009 del

>>23982
I always have to pee 40 minutes into my ride, but I ride exclusively in the morning after drinking coffee with breakfast.

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 13:39 [Preview] No.24010 del

>>24008
He is starting to become Wuyts. At the end he was also talking about SAFETY REGULATIONS for about 80% of the time
>nooo the roads are dangerous
>nooo the runners are dangerous
>nooo the sports directors are dangerous
>nooo sprints are dangerous
>nooo downhills are dangerous

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 13:39 [Preview] No.24011 del

>>24008
His daughter also died like a week ago so maybe cut him some slack
Or would you rather have Karl shit up the place again

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 13:39 [Preview] No.24012 del

>>23982
on harder big rides 1.5h at the latest
on real easy big rides sometimes maybe after 3h. Basically the more watts the earlier and more often

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.24013 del

It was much more dangerous in the '90s. Just look up the chutes from Abdou, Jalabert and Wilfried Nelissen. And without helmets. That shit was NUTS

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.24014 del

>>24013
He said that last stage when someone asked about clothing now vs then and his answer was just we rode without helmets renaat are you nuts.

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 13:50 [Preview] No.24015 del

>>24013
true
I look up old race highlights from time to time and shit was different back in the day. Mass chute brutale in the finale on what seems like half of all sprint stages, sprinters bumping into each other like its rugby
I saw an old clip of a team car in roubaix and it had 3 runners in the back all with bleeding head wounds because they chuted on the cobbles and nobody gave a fuck back then kek

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.24016 del

so are they in Rouen already? this stinky river from Paris is supposed to be as clean as the riders back in the 90s now.

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.24017 del

>Lenny MARTINEZ +14:24
how do you even lose that much time in 3 flat stages?

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:01 [Preview] No.24018 del

>>24015
>nobody gave a fuck
Yeah. Casartelli was dead on the road somewhere, everyone knew it and they just did the podium ceremony, Virenque celebrating on the podium. Boomers were fucking crazy

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.24019 del

>>24017
I've read he wasn't sick or anything of this nature. He was just shit.
He really needs to step up now because I have fought hard to switch him for Onley and ended up with the wrong 4 shitter (wrong for now).

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.24020 del

Slav tv commentators spitting trivia.
Aparently in the lower tier Czech races there is the handsomest Czech jersey.

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.24021 del

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.24022 del

>>24018
if he dies he dies
quite literally

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.24023 del

3 big gothic churches wew

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.24024 del

jeanne d'arc was burned here.

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.24025 del

Kirby making fun of burger tourists lmao

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.24026 del

>headwind last 40km
lame, grugwins again I guess

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.24027 del

I think the editors are intentionally not showing the Pee Sea Ass party van.
meanwhile squeakers interviewing Adrien PETIT

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.24028 del

chute
I think one of them was sepp kuss?

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.24029 del

chute
fedorov
verger
kuss

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.24030 del

CHUTE

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.24031 del

>>24021
Saint-Gilles VGH

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.24032 del

wtf was that dnb section it woke me from my slumber

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.24033 del

CHUTE
a quickstepper and another astanoid

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.24034 del

Astana on some hardcore tramadol today

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.24035 del

astana chuds please stay on your bikes
bol & van wilder
cofidis rider caused it

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.24036 del

Gaynichud washed

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.24037 del

gall laché

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.24038 del

weedbros we SMOKED them

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.24039 del

Meus looks completely fucked.
DNS tomorrow.

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.24040 del

>>24038
big fan of Asgreen, me; not many wins but they're high quality

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.24041 del

guess the memo that riding at the front is safest has finally reached a certain team

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.24042 del

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.24043 del

billions will die here

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.24044 del

as much as I love the Bais Bros, I love the Tour for giving us real boy breakaways

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.24045 del

Suisse bike and wheels but then it's the German Schwalbe tire not up to quality

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.24046 del

dit is geen zwitserse precisie

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.24047 del

slow bike change for Tudor
just give the guy a new bike immediately

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.24048 del

Bad pitstop for Alaf.

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.24049 del

please risk your life and sprint for place 15 to get 1 point

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.24050 del

if i was asgreen i would simply give abrahamsen a love tap right on the collarbone area to immediately knock him out of comission

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.24051 del

weak sprint from the pedalton

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.24052 del

>>24045
I heard nothing but bad things about schwalbe road tires, wouldn't recommend

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.24053 del

>>24051
even in a sprint a deux somehow the lidl trek train manages to make some dangerous move

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.24054 del

>>24052
the other day Berts praised the Marathon Plus as undestructible, when I noticed that Rosenbert is using them on his sick carbon wheels for his temporary seated transportation solution. so they seem ok for normies on normie bikes.
but as performance tires?

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.24055 del

attaque du lenny, lache kwabrahamsen

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.24056 del

saving private loulou

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.24057 del

total sprinter death

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.24058 del

when I see the sprinters drop I always think about that GCN video where they couldn't climb faster than jakobsen on the alpe d'huez or whatever

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.24059 del

alain philippe behind de lie

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.24060 del

>>24054
yea I meant their top end road race tires. Their other tires seem fine

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.24061 del

De stier working for allah

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.24062 del

>>24058
iirc they said he did ~5.2 w/k for 40mins, after 150k with galibier and croix de fer beforehand. always humbling to know just how big the gap is between pros and even top-crop amateurs

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.24063 del

I have to do my train duties, please gave some insightful commentary so I can read it back on my break

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.24064 del

>>24063
ABANDON SKJELMOSE

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.24065 del

lenny kek

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.24066 del

>don't look back!
lmao

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.24067 del

CHUTE PARROT PAINTER

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.24068 del

oh no no on
parrot-painter and tejada on the ground

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.24069 del

CHUTE, big one
VPP, some astana runner and a bora runner among

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.24070 del

chute VPP

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.24071 del

every piece of road furniture really causes a chute huh

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.24072 del

Van Dijke and Tejada.

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.24073 del

For the love of god stop chuting
>Again a Bora guy chuting, they always chute first

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.24074 del

van dijk chute caused it

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.24075 del

>>24074
remco lost his 2 climbers in one chute

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.24076 del

as the road thins
the peloton bins

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.24077 del

looks like he's painted his last parrot this TDF

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.24078 del

Just how many times are they chuting

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.24079 del

>>24077

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.24080 del

please go back to work, people want to reach the ferry to England and somebody has to drive the trein to hooker van holland

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.24081 del

>>24077
kek this is the quality I expect when autismbert isn't here

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.24082 del

>>24077
heh

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.24083 del

>stabbing at the finish, police caught a guy with a knife after stabbing a cop
wtf

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.24084 del

benny o'hill has to close the gap after the chute stopped him

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.24085 del

>>24083
part and parcel

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.24086 del

>>24084
benny had a puncture

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.24087 del

BUITRAGO LACHEE

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.24088 del

Rouen kino incoming

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.24089 del

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.24090 del

>>24087

He is on Lennys bike.

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.24091 del

this will be pogacar's 100th victory

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.24092 del

UAE train drilling it real good

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.24093 del

tadejnvke incoming

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.24094 del

you now remember skujins

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.24095 del

We are entering Chute territory that we never left

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.24096 del

Waar Visma he

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.24097 del

proper coupe de france roads

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.24098 del

alpecin bullies holding up well in this terrain
what a team

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.24099 del

they are scheming

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.24100 del

it is fated at least three more chute brutales in this finish

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.24101 del

pissma dead and gone already

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.24102 del

Infernal pace
Roglic and Memco gonna miss the slag for sure

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.24103 del

somehow they are not chuting in these fast and rather narrow corners
this is further proof that slurping must be punished because less chutes happen when the riders are working

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.24104 del

this is intense

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.24105 del

>>24103
the peleton is also half the size at this point

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.24106 del

too fast for benny and allah

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.24107 del

>>24105
also true

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.24108 del

>>24106
too many matches burned coming back

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.24109 del

primoz still there. UAE burning through their riders like there's no tomorrow.

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.24110 del

simmons impressive

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.24111 del

>>24103
>>24105
yeah all the shitters hogging and clogging are gone

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.24112 del

memco still nose breathing

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.24113 del

>o'coomer

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.24114 del

BOC lache
all the hitters are there except for Roglic(?) idk I can't tell with their new jersey

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.24115 del

B'OC'd

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.24116 del

O'goober is ready to get 12 minutes in the break somehow and end 4th

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.24117 del

I've seen enough, Mads would have won today.

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.24118 del

o'coomer laché
buitrago and gall at the back

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.24119 del

/elite/ finally arrives at the front just before the last climb

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.24120 del

oho LAB on the front attacking

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.24121 del

jumbo raising the tempo

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.24122 del

>Pog 1st Vinge 2nd is the most common result in the TDF history
kek

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.24123 del

VISMA AWOKEN

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.24124 del

I HATE VISMA

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.24125 del

somehow there are 5 LABbies at the front
but not seppKUSS

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.24126 del

>>24125
he chuted

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.24127 del

>>24125
kusskuss crashed

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.24128 del

Roglic out of position (again), Memco kinda too

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.24129 del

TRINE
R
A
I
N

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.24130 del

anyone spot lipo

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.24131 del

>>24128
nah, remco's good

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.24132 del

>>24129
kek

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.24133 del

just missing some rain for the visma safeR experience

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.24134 del

>>24130
can't spot any bora anywhere

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.24135 del

>>24129
lmao

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.24136 del

jumbo crampy is demonic

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.24137 del

>>24136
more machine now than man

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.24138 del

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.24139 del

>>24136
Victor is definetely unlocked now

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.24140 del

>>24129
make Wout do an all out pull to prove who is captain

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.24141 del

imagine crampy gets a bee in his eye and chutes the whole pedalton

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.24142 del

Vingo will destroy Pogi

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.24143 del

We are entering not normal territory

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.24144 del

squillaume laché
lippowitz laché

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.24145 del

>>24130
radio says lachee

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.24146 del

OH NO NO LIPO SISTERS

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.24147 del

lipo dropped

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.24148 del

lipowitz spotted. As he gets dropped from the peloton

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.24149 del

WE GAAN

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.24150 del

LIPOWITZ LACHEE

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.24151 del

lipo spotted in grupo

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.24152 del

>heh thanks visma now watch this

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.24153 del

most trusted gregario

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.24154 del

GRUG SMASH GRUG SMASH GRUG SMASH GRUG SMASH GRUG SMASH GRUG SMASH GRUG SMASH GRUG SMASH GRUG SMASH GRUG SMASH GRUG SMASH GRUG SMASH GRUG SMASH GRUG SMASH GRUG SMASH GRUG SMASH GRUG SMASH GRUG SMASH

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.24155 del

almeida top gregario

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.24156 del

yes elite pull it

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.24157 del

DIESEL POWER

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.24158 del

grug dead

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.24159 del

lmao

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.24160 del

VINGO CRACKED ALREADY

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.24161 del

>Navarez

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.24162 del

POGGOES

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.24163 del

vends des poules weak
memco has to close the gap

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.24164 del

Huh what was that

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.24165 del

PHWOAR

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.24166 del

aaaaaaaand vingo is about to drop but he got back

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.24167 del

THERES LEVELS TO THIS GAME

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.24168 del

POGI COUNTERED

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.24169 del

C'est tout.

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.24170 del

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.24171 del

OF COURSE YOU NEVER PULL

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.24172 del

Waar Roglic? (lol)

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.24173 del

thats supposed to be 18 seconds?

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.24174 del

NEVER PULL

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.24175 del

ONLEY stronk

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.24176 del

Jonas pulls when the rest joins lol

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.24177 del

WORK JONAS YOU SOB

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.24178 del

>>24174
Doesn't really make any sense to. Just gifting Pogacar bonis

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.24179 del

remco closing in on pure rage
onley
jorgenson still there

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.24180 del

attaque jorgenson (not really)

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.24181 del

Grug wins this

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.24182 del

jonas unironically top 3 puncheur in the world. someone sedate trine so he finally does the fucking classics

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.24183 del

waar is wout?

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.24184 del

well they are all back together and thats means grugcoin is rising

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.24185 del

>Gr. Roglic

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.24186 del

TOTAL FRENCH DEATH

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.24187 del

>Gr. Roglic

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.24188 del

Onley is too good for DSM

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.24189 del

gregoire
kevin
skelly
buitrago closing in from behind

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.24190 del

>>24188
brailsford licking his lips at another british talent to ruin

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.24191 del

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>>24185
>>24187
its too hectic for roglic to pay attention to all that ...

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.24192 del

Squeaker victory would be pure kino

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.24193 del

memeattaque de memco

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.24194 del

BIG JORG

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.24195 del

uh oh jorgenson got a gap

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.24196 del

AND VICTOR LAFAY GOES OVER THE TOP

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.24197 del

GRUG SMASH

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.24198 del

son of jürgen with a gap

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.24199 del

almeida the elitest gregario of gregarios

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.24200 del

Fuck Pogi

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.24201 del

grug with a misshift?

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.24202 del

damn grug was COOKED he broke down completely

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.24203 del

Grug KWAB

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.24204 del

grug fraudchecked today

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.24205 del

another moral victory for wout, working for primoz

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.24206 del

>ROGLIC +00:31

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.24207 del

Well at least Lipo can go stage hunting now, amiright?

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.24208 del

predictable result but fun last 10 km

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.24209 del

WOUT BEAT POWLESS
Moral winner

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.24210 del

Pogi und Grug with the exact same time, who gets the yellow now?

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.24211 del

>LIPOWITZ +00:56
>BUITRAGO +00:56

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.24212 del

>lipo +55

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.24213 del

Grug too early

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.24214 del

perfect 100th win ngl

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.24215 del

I told you it would be a good stage

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.24216 del

did grug attack too early? for me it looked like he was shimano'd.

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.24217 del

100th win in the Tour while wearing rainbow stripes

How perfect is that

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.24218 del

>>24210
whoever has the lowest sum of finishing positions

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.24219 del

>>24217
this is why he didn't want to catch Lenny in Dauphiné

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.24220 del

mind the gap

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.24221 del

if you told me vingo was gonna sprint 5 bike lengths ahead of gregoire and onley I wouldn't have believed you 2 weeks ago

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.24222 del

pogi has to do the ITT in the polska dot jersey lol

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.24223 del

>>24221
the gap on the climb was more impressive tbqh, putting that gap into mvdp on his terrain is silly stuff

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.24224 del

>>24221
big fan of new soulful Jonas
now we wait for Vuelta so he can actually get some wins in

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.24225 del

hello Orla

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.24226 del

make a new thread, I need to go and don't have time for it.

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.24227 del

>>24224

>>8929

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.24228 del

>>24226
I will do it

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.24229 del

>>24224
I legit think he might have taken the slurper comments to heart.

He's much more aggressive this year and I'm glad for that. This takes the rivalry to an even higher level.

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.24230 del

>>24216

MvDP was done, he had to spent all his energy to even get back after that last climb.

Vingegaard almost got him.

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.24231 del

>>24224
>>24229
its kino

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.24232 del

>>24229
from a tactical perspective it makes sense too, can't expect to take time on a stronger rider by riding conservatively

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.24233 del

Grug keeps yellow

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.24234 del

Remco already behind 2 hjælpers in GC

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.24236 del

>>24233
incredibly sovlful top 10

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.24237 del

don't know how many posts are left but the next one is here
>>24235
>>24235
>>24235

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.24238 del

>>24233
really impressed by MAS

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.24241 del

>>24238
he's only there because he caught the echelon

Bert

07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:44 [Preview] No.24243 del

>>24233
Vauquelin on the podium would be amazing

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