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/cyc/ - Tour de France Thread #3 Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No. 24235
3 kings edition

>Current and upcoming races
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
06.07 - 13.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
06.07 - 13.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
06.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
09.07 - 13.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
16.07 - 20.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
19.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1 WE
20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/kCgLX5Pn (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

>Previous Thread:
>>23142


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.24239 del
>>24233
how delusional is big kev taking yellow in the TT


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.24240 del
>>24239
lets just say I wouldn't take that wager


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:43 [Preview] No.24242 del
>>24240
memco is probably out of the question as well unless jonas has a real stinker and pog is still in dauphine TT form


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.24244 del
do you think pogi is getting nervous now?
vingo crawling back is something he hasn't felt since amstel


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.24245 del
Remco has the podium spot.

He climbed well last year and tomorrow he will win the TT anyways.


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.24246 del
>>24245
joao will bitchslap him in the high montanhas


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.24247 del
>>24246
I think joao will soon be on full dom duty


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.24248 del
Bets on polkadot zipper malfunction tomorrow?


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.24249 del
tomorrow so called "TT specialists" will have a very depressing day


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.24250 del
>>24247
oddly enough Almeida's GC finish depends on Yates


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:49 [Preview] No.24251 del
>>24244
he held on in the Bologna stage on shorter climbs last year too and then got dropped on the Galibier two days later. Not too surprising he can't put a large enough gap on a ~2min climb


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.24252 del
>>24247
still think he could heem remco even in that role. especially if memco's mountain doms keep killing themselves


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.24253 del
>>24239
Very delusional. He would have to borrow Paduni's ebike to beat both Jonas and Pogi with 26+ seconds tomorrow. Even if they both had an offday there is also Jorgenson, Almeida and Remco close to him.


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.24254 del
>>24252
I wish Landa and Carapaz were here


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:51 [Preview] No.24255 del
>>24246
Lolwut?

Remco climbed better already than Joao last year.


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:54 [Preview] No.24256 del
Onley is with dsm until 2027? rip promising career


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:54 [Preview] No.24257 del
>>24255
>last year
but this year joao has won three WT one-week's in a row and he's looked very strong in what should be his weakest terrain in this first week. This year is much different then last year in level for almeida


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.24258 del
>>24256
don't see an issue with that


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.24259 del
>>24256
they will fold before then


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.24260 del
>>24256
surely someone will poach/save him before that right


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:56 [Preview] No.24261 del
For ROGLIC it goes the same as 2024, lost time on the rampas, out of position in other stage, will have pretty good ITT, will climb with Remco (but Remco will climb badly) and then will come the inevitable DNF


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.24262 del
>>24249
>TT specialists
Who would that even be? Armirail, Foss, Campenaerts?
All the best time trialists here are the GC riders.


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.24263 del
>>24261
somehow de diseased lipowitz too this time


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:59 [Preview] No.24264 del
>>24261
Roglic is gone, this guy is way too overrated.


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:59 [Preview] No.24265 del
>1. ONLEY
>POOLE
>FLYNN
>KOERDT
>VERMAERKE
>PEACE
angloid mountain train made for vuelta podiums


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.24266 del
>>24263
That is very unfortunate given how good his Dauphine was
He should go and win 3 stages or something instead

As for ROGLIC, he never should have gone to Tour. With his Giro already depressing and the sickness afterwards, he should have gone to La Vuelta instead. But sponsors be sponsors. Bora will probably achieve absolutely NOTHING this Tour with Meeus on his way to DNS tomorrow.


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.24267 del
>jonas already 2 top 3 and third GC
Yeah i think doing some sacrifices and putting jonas on will be worth it in the end


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:02 [Preview] No.24269 del
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Results. >>24268


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.24270 del
>>24266
>meeus finishing behind the grupetto
>van deviation already on a yellow
>van dijke hard crash today
bringing a full sprint train looking like a very bad option in hindsight. pithie completely fraudulent as well as expected


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.24271 del
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>>24270
and somehow Sasha VLASOV is riding the Tour, who knew! Surely he will go on to achieve greatness


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.24272 del
>>24266
bora is fucked thats for sure
>no stages
>no gc podium
<only chutes - half of them caused by bora themselves


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.24273 del
>>24270
should have brought van gils


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:08 [Preview] No.24274 del
>>24271
runners left at home:
>PELIZZARI
>HINDLEL
>DNF MARTINEZ
>FISHER-BLACK
>VAN GILLS
and they will all be sent to vuelta no doubt. GREAT team management mr denk


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.24275 del
>>24270
>Moscon and Pithie OUT
>Van Gils and Fisher-Black IN
>tell Roglic to sit in the back and be careful and ride for top 10
>tell the rest to race for stage wins
You can't put together a Bora team that can realistically contest with Visma and UAE for the overall win anyway.


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.24276 del
>>24274
What even happened to Fisher-Black? He looked pretty good until UAE Tour and since then nothing.


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:11 [Preview] No.24277 del
>>24276
Litterally 0 freedom.
I've watched the races where he was riding, everytime bora just uses him as a slave.


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:12 [Preview] No.24278 del
>>24276
charitable interpretation is that he peaked for the oceania calendar and will come back in the late season, less charitable is he's a farmer shitter. in theory he's the exact type of rouler/MM dom they desperately need in this current team. hard to suss out what his training schedule is meant to be but they haven't given him any leadership roles in the main part of the season


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:15 [Preview] No.24279 del
>>24278
in theory a guy like him should be very good for the harder italian races
but I suspect he's a distancelet


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:16 [Preview] No.24280 del
>>24256
if they lose WT status contract is allowed to break


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:16 [Preview] No.24281 del
>>24277
>>24278
His move to Bora from UAE makes less and less sense. He's slaving the same, but instead of doing it for guys that actually win, he's doing it for frauds.


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:16 [Preview] No.24282 del
>>24261
ffs bertacek it’s time to let go


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:17 [Preview] No.24283 del
>>24275
pithie is the real head-scrather for me, he's not good enough to compete for stage wins and if your going to have a pure classics domestique why not bring the more inform van gils or adria. moscon is good for positioning. vlasov should not be here with what his form is.

this team screams a bunch of riders that were given guaranteed spots earlier in the season and then wasting all of their more flexible spots on a train for meeus after he performed well in the sprints.


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:18 [Preview] No.24284 del
>>24279
>distancelet
that would make a lot of sense


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:18 [Preview] No.24285 del
>>24283
I read that they actually expected a lot of pithie in these puncher stages
Honestly I don't think bora understands current cycling with guys like grug and pogi wanting to win everything, they think today could end up in a 40 man bunch sprint like G2 in RVV


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:22 [Preview] No.24286 del
>>24283
I feel like it's a management/ training thing.
On paper you have some really great riders but when they are almost all shit you have to start looking for reasons with the way things are organised internally.


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:23 [Preview] No.24287 del
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>>24282
You are probably right
All my boys are old, washed or both or suspended by WADA.
Your ROGLICs, your QUINTANAs, your SUPERMAN LOPEZs, your MOREIRAs, your SAINBAYARs
Ironically I stared to adopt Memco as my next boy because of his funny antics but after his Oumi cuckoldry it is really difficult


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:23 [Preview] No.24288 del
>>24281
MONEY


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:24 [Preview] No.24289 del
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wout not pulling today has been noticed. consequences will never be the same.


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:25 [Preview] No.24290 del
>>24287
Not too late to hop on the SEIXAS train.
Rumored to be co-sponsor to decalthon next year is l'oreal and that's a LOOOT of fucking money


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:27 [Preview] No.24291 del
>>24289
>VAN AERT -WORLDS, +DIY FLOORING


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:27 [Preview] No.24292 del
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>>24290
Already onboard


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:29 [Preview] No.24293 del
>>24287
Atleast you have Pavel Novak
we have to do with
>Widar


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:29 [Preview] No.24294 del
>>24287
atleast us berts are here right


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:30 [Preview] No.24295 del
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>>24287
matty VACEK tour de pologne champion is on the horizon however


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:31 [Preview] No.24296 del
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Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:35 [Preview] No.24297 del
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the rare one guy in 4 stars optak


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:37 [Preview] No.24298 del
>>24297
>breaking his own arbitrary rating rules
TV2 must have found a cure for autism


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:38 [Preview] No.24299 del
>>24297
These vinderbud were made before the race, so it will get updated later today


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.24300 del
>>24299
does he really write the entire essay without the race evolution in mind, what about something in week 2 and 3
is he constantly rewriting
is he human


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:41 [Preview] No.24301 del
>>24289
>Didn’t see you at the front Wout
>But you could defeat bettiol in a sprint
<hand over your bike


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.24302 del
>>24300
He writes an overview of the route beforehand, then does the proper "analysis" of favourites and so on the day before.


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.24303 del
>66kg
<75kg
>58kg
>62kg
>64kg
>63kg
>61kg
>69kg
man what kind of monstrous watts do you think grug puts out on these climbs


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:44 [Preview] No.24304 del
>>24301
sentenced to 2 months hard labor at the hansen estate


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:46 [Preview] No.24305 del
>>24303
wish he would tell us


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:46 [Preview] No.24306 del
>>24303
surely if RadioTour is willing to give sensitive tactical information away live they can also coerce the teams to give us the wattdata too


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:52 [Preview] No.24307 del
>>24306
they do it in some races so why not all the time?
Release the grug watt files!


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:54 [Preview] No.24308 del
>>24307
he used to post them himself because people pestered him about it too much


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 17:00 [Preview] No.24309 del
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Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 17:02 [Preview] No.24310 del
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>>24303
the consolation is big onley released his powerfile. guy must weigh nothing if this is the watts he's doing to keep with this front group. 440/5 is meagre everything considered
https://www.strava.com/activities/15047110820/analysis


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 17:24 [Preview] No.24311 del
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Stage 5 OFFICIAL /bet/

>Evenepoel 1.16
>Vingegaard 10
>Pogacar 12
>Affini 29
>Aert 41
>Roglic 51
>Jorgensohn 51
>Vauquelin 101
>Foss 101
>Poel 126
>Almeida 151
>Plapp 151
>Campy 151
>Cattaneo 151


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 17:27 [Preview] No.24312 del
ONLEYcoin rising


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 17:29 [Preview] No.24313 del
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>>24310
62 kilos according to pcs
the first 3 minutes of the last climb were at 7.9 w/kg average if thats true, then they slowed down a lot when they caught pog and vingo I guess


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 17:31 [Preview] No.24314 del
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For a 75 kilo Grug thats almost 600w for 3 minutes and they were not done yet but rather had time for a breather


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 17:33 [Preview] No.24315 del
When will Bora finally fire Aldag?


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 17:37 [Preview] No.24316 del
>>24280
what if he dies so well in the Tour that he saves their WT status and chains himself


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 17:41 [Preview] No.24317 del
>>24314
no wonder he gave up in the sprint


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 17:42 [Preview] No.24318 del
>>24315
>Ralph/Rolf
>Enrico/Enrico
>Heinrich/Hendrik
>Pello/Paolo
>Gregor/Roger
>Shane/Sylwester
>Cesare/Christian
it is the rule of two at BORA. Aldag must be kept for balancing reasons for bossman Ralph.


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 17:42 [Preview] No.24319 del
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>>24318
forgot image


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 17:44 [Preview] No.24320 del
>>24319
>Szmyd
This guy answers the door.


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 17:47 [Preview] No.24321 del
https://watts2win.eu/segment/1274

9W/kg for 3 minutes.

Grug did 8.4 W/kg app, which would mean 630 Watts.


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 17:49 [Preview] No.24322 del
>>24320
I looked at that name and was like what the heck until I pronounced it and its just Schmidt


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 17:50 [Preview] No.24323 del
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>>24321
>kj/kg
this means we can calculate the eggs


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 17:51 [Preview] No.24324 del
>>24321
peyragudes will make chernobyl look like a fire sparkler


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 17:53 [Preview] No.24325 del
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>>24323
Why am I seeing this invaluable goombling resource the mere FIRST time?


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 17:58 [Preview] No.24326 del
>>24325
hey I have no idea where bert over there got that from but I will use it a lot in the future


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 18:02 [Preview] No.24327 del
>>24324
i’m saving my yearly clinic visit just for that stage


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 18:03 [Preview] No.24328 del
>>24311
Once pogi was forced to wear the polska dot jersey for the ITT his odds tanked. The colnago ITT bike is fast though


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.24330 del
tour of habsburg (austria edition) fever


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 18:22 [Preview] No.24332 del
>>24330
pretty good startlist too


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 18:22 [Preview] No.24333 del
>>24311
how much is skjelmoses


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 18:23 [Preview] No.24334 del
>>24311
waar benny hill he


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 18:27 [Preview] No.24335 del
another race another time carlos rodriguez becomes worse


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.24336 del
>>24333
>Skjelmose 251
>>24334
>Healy 301


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 18:32 [Preview] No.24337 del
>>24336
that's low for skelly, I expect a top 10


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No.24338 del
>>24323
are they saying they all weigh the same? huh?


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 18:45 [Preview] No.24339 del
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deload week, a mere 6 eggs today


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 18:51 [Preview] No.24340 del
>>24338
I assume its a watt etalon situation


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 18:53 [Preview] No.24341 del
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Tomorrow will be an ideal day to /bet/ Autismbert's life savings on Dopacar. After he gets humbled doing the ITT, his odds will be in freefall.


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 18:55 [Preview] No.24342 del
>>24330
where do i bet on which stage that motoGP shitter will DNF


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 18:55 [Preview] No.24343 del
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>>24341
This is financial advice


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.24344 del
>>24342
he's actually riding? I thought that was a marketing signing


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 19:00 [Preview] No.24345 del
>>24344
he is starting, although i doubt his performance will qualify as actually 'riding' the race


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 19:03 [Preview] No.24346 del
>>24330
time for future GT winner andrew giuseppe AUGUST to FINALLY surprise in the passos. surely THIS time he will finally show his touted potential


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.24347 del
>>24330
UAE could realistically win every single stage


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 19:10 [Preview] No.24348 del
>>24344
his strava number are not bad at all, probably ŞAMPIYONBISIKLET tier


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.24349 del


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 19:15 [Preview] No.24350 del
>>24349
ESPARGARÓ Aleix


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 19:20 [Preview] No.24351 del
Just watched the final, almeida is in insane shape


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 19:20 [Preview] No.24352 del
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>>24350
ah
one is not like the others on Lidl - Trek Future Racing


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 19:23 [Preview] No.24353 del
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>>24352
he is the future they're racing toward


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 19:23 [Preview] No.24354 del
>>24352
actually turns out the 27 year old brother of Mads is also on there kek, the things you learn


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 19:31 [Preview] No.24355 del
Tell me again why isn't jonas doing LBL?


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 19:32 [Preview] No.24356 del
>>24355
because he dies after 200km like in san sebastian
why isn't he doing fleche is the real question


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 19:34 [Preview] No.24357 del
the answer starts with a T


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 19:35 [Preview] No.24358 del
>>24355
It clashes with spring cleaning at home


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 19:45 [Preview] No.24359 del
>>24330
will not attend Kühtai on saturday as the constant dogshit weather has postponed me Tyrol Sommerfrische


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 19:46 [Preview] No.24360 del
>>24357
not everything is about treins


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 19:54 [Preview] No.24361 del
I wonder how it feels to be a trein master riding your mighty steed


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.24362 del
>>24359
Going to semmering the 16th it better stops raining


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.24363 del
average rob and campy linked up


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 21:37 [Preview] No.24364 del
I'm wondering if our Finnbert on family vacation can understand Danish and them Fenno-Swedish or if Danish is too much gibberish.


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 21:58 [Preview] No.24365 del
Updated vinderbud


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 22:04 [Preview] No.24366 del
>>24365
foss mentioned


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 22:33 [Preview] No.24367 del


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 22:43 [Preview] No.24368 del
>>24365
>oh shit garcia pierna exists
>not enough danes in 2* better move up skjelly
>lets just go to pcs, sort by TT and pick those guys for 1*
another brilliant optakt axelgaard good job


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 22:44 [Preview] No.24369 del
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Another EXPLOSIVE day of GC action from the BIG QUATRE (Pogi, MVDP, Joao, and Remco) and time for another /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!

We are spending the Grand Depart in the Hauts-de-France and remain in Champagne for /WTW/. Yesterday's wine was an exemplary example of one of the great Maisons of Champagne, but today we are on a different tack with "grower" Champagne. The vast majority of grapes in Champagne are grown by family farmers and then sold to the large Maisons (Moet et Chandon, Veuve Clicquot, Bollinger, Krug, etc) for vinification. In contrast, grower Champagnes are both grown and vinified by individual vignerons. These are often single vintage, sometimes even single vineyard. This is an expanding segment, but still makes up less than 5% of exported Champagne.

Jean Velut 'Premier Temps' Brut Champagne ($45)

The contrast between this and Krug couldn't be funnier. The label looks like it was printed at Kinkos. This is 100% Chardonnay, disgorged in 2024 after 3.5 years on the lees (in contrast, yesterday's Krug spent 7 years on the lees). Dosage is 7 g/l.

Free preview of extra wine nerd education (normally these notes require an OnlyBerts subscription): Champagne production is bizarrely complex. Initially, the grapes are vinified, blended, and then bottled. They are then kept nose down in the deep limestone cellars of Champagne, giving the bottles a bit of a turn every few days to the loosen the sediment and drive it slowly into the neck of the bottle underneath a metal cap. This process is called riddling. The sediment is essentially the yeast that has already done its job, turning sugar into alcohol and carbon dioxide (bubbles), and then dying. The dead yeast collects at the neck, forming a plug referred to as the 'lees'. Champagne requires at least 15 months of maturation in the cellar before release (most wines undergo far longer maturation), and this prolonged exposure to yeast brings the bready/brioche/pastry notes so beloved in Champagne. Then, the metal caps are released, the dead yeast plug fires out like a bullet from the pressure of the CO2, and a light hit of sugar is added to the bottle (dosage) before corking. The added sugar cuts the searing acidity of Champagne, and the amount of sugar added from the dosage is reflected in the category, from Brut nature (0 dosage, less than 3 g/L final sugar) all the way to Doux (>50 g/L final sugar). Brut is probably most common category and is less than 12 g/L of sugar.

Returning to this wine:

The nose is bready, more crusty baguette than brioche, followed by yellow apple and marzipan. This has an oxidative quality that I enjoy in many Champagnes -- it brings nuttiness and complexity to an otherwise very austere profile. The palate is zippy, with tongue-tingling acidity, bruised yellow apple, minimal citrus, and lingering almond finish.

This is really good stuff, moderate complexity. Not profound like the Krug, but finer than the Anima Mundi Cami dels Xops from Volta a Catalunya which was made with Methode Ancestrale (please refer to previous editions of /wtw/ for more information).


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 22:48 [Preview] No.24370 del
>>24369
>The nose is bready, more crusty baguette than brioche, followed by yellow apple and marzipan
you've got a hell of a sniffer on you my friend


SNORT COCAINE OR ILL KILL EVERYONE HERE COKEHEAD 07/08/2025 (Tue) 22:54 [Preview] No.24371 del
>>24370 I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE AND MY WHOLE NOSE IS WHITE RIGHT NOW


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 22:56 [Preview] No.24372 del
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>>24370
With enough practice it's not that hard. You're always kind of smelling the same things over and over and you learn to differentiate between stuff.

So for bready/yeasty flavors, is it sweet like pastry or brioche or more yeasted like baguette? For fruit, okay, we're getting apple but is green, yellow, or red? Is it underripe, ripe, or bruised (oxidative)? Almond/marzipan is a common flavor in oxidative wines, marzipan being a bit sweeter.

Also, while a lot of people are wowed by shit like "smells like decaying violets, potting soil, sous bois, dead forest, decaying leaves" (see the insufferable tasting notes of D'Lynn Proctor on youtube), it's not very useful. I try to stick with three descriptors for nose and palate, and really trying to give an impression of "what does this wine actually feel like to smell and drink" because when I'm deciding years from now whether to buy another bottle, just rattling off typical scents is useless.


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 22:57 [Preview] No.24373 del
>>24371
tommeke?


Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 22:59 [Preview] No.24374 del
>>24372
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6z25f4XLSEw [Embed]

I watched video just to remind myself how bad he is, holy shit


SHOOT YOURSELF COCAINOMANIAC 07/08/2025 (Tue) 23:01 [Preview] No.24375 del
>>24373 COCAINE IS HOLY


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 00:06 [Preview] No.24376 del
>>24369
I had always thought of champagneand other sparkling wines as "boring" without any real flavor beyond the carbonation, so I appreciate these; also that's funny about vineyards mostly not making their own, interesting

currently sipping on a homebrew: a Brettanomyces-only ale that I bottled several months ago — unlike a mixed-fermentation beer where the Brett "funk" is very apparent, this is like a more complex wheat beer with lots of fruity pineapple and no discernible funk


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 00:16 [Preview] No.24377 del
>>24376
Interesting, so the mixed fermentation is a mix of brewer's yeast and Brett to ferment?

Brett is a controversial feature in wine....you see it subtly in Bordeaux to great effect, occasionally in Beaujolais, and it runs rampant in the natural wine world where some people actively search for wines that taste like hors shit


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No.24379 del
>>24364
I understand written Danish quite well and spoken as well in most situations, but it's easier for me than most Finns as I did my military training in Swedish. The basic vocabulary is very similar in danish but the spelling is often quite different. The Danes seem to understand my fennoswedish well enough but still switch to english when we talk. I will probably go watch a tour stage in the cycling cafe nearby one day, will be fun to interact with the local cycling fans. You see more ads for women's football than for the Tour here for some reason.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.24380 del
Estonian tank kwabs the bald dane in China


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.24381 del
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Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.24382 del
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Österreich-Rundfahrt starts today with very interesting parcour and some BIG names in it.
They are not riding the Hochtor passo after the tragic death of the great Andre DREGE last year which also neutralised the Kühtai stage. Kühtai is BACK on the menu twice and the final is from the hardest part

Some BIG names also include

>STÜSSI (Vorarberg)
>ZOIDL (Hrinkow)
>AUGUST (Merda)
>LANGELLOTTI (Merda)
>MESSERSCHMIDT (Run&Race)
>KÄMNA (Lidl)
>DOUBLE (Jayco)
>BELOKI (EF)
>RYAN (EF)
>DEL TORO (UAE)
>GROSS SCHARTNER (UAE)
>JOHANSEN (UAE)

Famously missing is Adrien MAIRE of Tietema who is completely washed.
Czech galactic of ATT Investments are also bringing team full of sprinters for some reason.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.24384 del
>>24382
so del stier is back after the big sudaca giro blunder


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.24385 del
>>24382
UAE's team is so overkill lol.
Everyone will be dropped before Del Toro even attacks.
This really convinces me they want to go for 100 wins. Not winning every stage here will be a failure.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.24386 del
German superstar DICK in the spitze


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.24387 del
>UAE letting 4 Vorarlberg riders with Zangerle and Konyshev escape
big mistake


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.24388 del
>Kalle KWAB


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.24389 del
I take it it's austrian commentators commenting in english, not bad


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.24390 del
>>24389
Arnold Schwarzenegger himself?


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.24391 del
f*mmes entering inhumanas territory
>Muro di Ca' del Poggio
>1km à 12.1%


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.24392 del
what a brutal climb
hommes rode 25 km/h on such terrain yesterday


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.24393 del
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poggers would have attacked by now. instead we have pigburger at the front.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.24394 del
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it's funny how you can recognize van der breggen solely by her high shoulder position


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.24395 del
STÜSSI laser focused


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.24396 del
rai audio fucked.
so Austria is on youtube
Deutsch:
https://www.youtube.com/live/m1Gc_VDqKWw
Austrian-English:
https://www.youtube.com/live/hrZ86z7JsWQ


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.24397 del
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>>24395
Lots of prominent jawlines in this pic.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.24398 del
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Austrian commentary shitting on Rwanda lol, would prefer to see another world championship in Austria after the epic Innsbruck edition.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.24399 del
bert julius as volta legend should know about the strength of Vorarlberg and pull harder


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.24400 del
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pogi


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.24401 del
We are back MOREIRAbros


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.24402 del
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teenage fasso bertolos vs UAE hags


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.24403 del
>Victor Campenaerts relieves himself into water bottle
never gonna collect bidons ever again


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.24404 del
Ayula drilling it on the Polish Kogel


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.24405 del
I was hit ontoday by a danish gay man. While my kid was sleeping I had the time to visit a local gym where I went to the sauna for a 40min heat session (got to keep those heat gain). This big burly man came there and immediately started chatting small talk. He was very interested in everything I said but when he realised I have a wife and kid the interest waned. He then left the sauna and a minute later started chatting with another guy in thr shower. When I left he was still there in the shower area. Very peculliar to be hit on in a public sauna, never had that happen in Finland.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.24406 del
>“In races that are soaking wet and freezing cold, I like to piss myself,” said Cavendish. “It warms me up for a split second. You get warm and you don’t have to fuss around.”
pig disgusting


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.24407 del
>tune in
>Bobbie Traksel

NOOO WHERE THE FUCK IS KARSTEN AAAAAHHH


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.24408 del


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.24409 del
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>>24405
Sounds like you actually were interested


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.24410 del
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>>24405
just Danish things. outside of Suomi saunas are a gay magnet.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.24411 del
>>24405
Perhaps he was just admiring your no doubtly well toned gastrocnemius


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.24412 del
JEANNIÈRE DNS
DE BUYST DNS


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:49 [Preview] No.24413 del
>>24412
what about cock hard? he chuted like in every stage so far.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.24414 del
austrians wheelsucking vino


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.24415 del
zangerle beats vino for the KOM


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.24416 del
Plappy kwabby


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.24417 del
>>24413
He's a tough little squeaker


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.24418 del
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>But there are plenty of girls who are uncomfortable with that because they’re worried about what happens if it goes wrong, that they’re going to wet themselves, so some completely strip down.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.24419 del
>Sees BALL


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.24420 del
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Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.24421 del
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if winebert would watch the femmes he could enjoy some Prosecco right now


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.24422 del
>>24420
I am refusing entry on my train to people dressed like this


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.24423 del
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weebes pulling at the front while kopecky is already lachée


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.24424 del
Why yes I watch the butterfly effect in my glasses while riding


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.24425 del
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suffering in Italy - Liane Brappert edition


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.24426 del
Brappert not normal


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.24427 del
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too ez for marlen


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.24428 del
Chladovonova riding really good for being 18


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.24429 del
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van der breggen already laché


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Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.24431 del
La Bus washed, Muzic turbowashed


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.24432 del
Merlier losing a sprint against VPP, it's OVER


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.24433 del
>>24428
she's cute and funny and has the looks for a good battered housewife


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.24434 del
>"It would be nice to see Paris, long time no see, huh"
primoz huh?


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.24435 del
>>24433
She also looks ridiculously slovak it's unreal


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.24436 del
So what was the point of brappert doing the fast tempo when now they all come back together?


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.24437 del
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anna just loves to ride at the front and giving free draft to her opponents


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.24438 del
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this is unreal


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.24439 del
Wow Affini going for his own success, vingo will have to lash him tonight


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.24440 del
>she's obviously confident in her own tactics
kek


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.24441 del
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enough slurpage


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.24442 del
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ATTAQUE GIGANTE


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.24443 del
Kinda expected kwab from Big Marlen after she slowed down after brappert's pull


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:42 [Preview] No.24444 del
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not very gigante from marlen


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.24445 del
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but patje's angels pretty strong today with gigante, de schepper and pogi's gf
also someone tell van der breggen that she can't ride the same way like 10 years ago


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.24446 del
The osterreichen pro peloton is quickly approaching the brutal slopes of the Porscheberg


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.24447 del
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IN HU MA NAS


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.24448 del
Perhaps don't have all the camera motos behind at the start of the climb


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.24449 del
ARCHIE RYAN NOT NORMAL


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.24450 del
MAJKA slaving for GROSS SHARTS


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.24451 del
Alps, home


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.24452 del
>>24446
winner gets a Porsche


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.24453 del
big shart


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.24454 del
GROSS SHARTS going solo


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.24455 del
GROSS


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.24456 del
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>UAE 1, 2, 4, 5


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.24457 del
UAE 1+2+4+5 lol


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.24458 del
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ARMIRAIL


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 12:59 [Preview] No.24459 del
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>>24458
not today pipsqueak


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.24460 del
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Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.24461 del
>>24451
many a skinwalker lurking in those hills


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.24462 del
>Gr. STÜSSI-ZOIDL +00:36


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.24463 del
Arensman has become such a shitty rider


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.24464 del
What if Jonas has another broken powermeter day


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.24465 del
>>24464
Would certainly make the race interesting if Pogi was a minute behind after today


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.24466 del
>>24464
Like in the dauphine where he lost to pogacar?


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.24468 del
Paging Kurwabert
Do the needful
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DBNaOLuCXJU [Embed]


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.24469 del
Vlasov is in this race???


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.24471 del
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>fake horse sounds


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.24472 del
timegap development plot referenced to the leader is a pretty useful view


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.24473 del
slurpage extraordinaire by crampy


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van wilder getting mogged by hobbyists


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.24475 del
>>24377
>mixed fermentation
and usually Lactobaccilus and Pediococcus bacteria as well; I've also used my own sourdough starter to ferment beers before and they're really fantastic — I wasn't quite sure what to expect but it makes an incredible berliner weiße or flanders red-style

I love the Brett funk but yeah I knew it was typically a flaw in wines


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.24476 del
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how do you win the Giro with such a ITT time?


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raise the bridge


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.24478 del


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>>24468
Do you want to assassinate me.
I would never survive this and live to tell the tale.


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please visit Nebraska


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.24481 del
Guess the seether will ride this close to a 55 km/h avg.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:13 [Preview] No.24482 del
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who?


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.24483 del
>>24481
Surely closer to 55.5 km/h. If he isn't around 90s faster than Affini, then he really might lose this TT.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.24484 del
>>24481
The winner will go tree minutes faster than Big Edo


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enric mas swimming pool


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.24486 del
>wout


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.24487 del
>>24482
pardon me but this appears to be the elite hypergrimper,fan favourite, and GRAND tour de la vuelta ganador Sepp Kuss


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.24488 del
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W*ut will be OTL


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.24489 del
>>24484
Then De Lie is OUT


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>>24488
Don't steal my comments from the other place


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.24491 del
G really should've retired last year


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.24492 del
>>24483
>>24484
I am counting it as 90s faster, maybe slightly more. He ain't putting 3 mins into Affini on this. I wouldn't bet my ball on it though.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.24493 del
>>24492
You only have one ball? L*nce?


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.24494 del
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they are showing this Belgian rapper again


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.24495 del
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Czech TV spent last tree minutes talking about how bad W*ut is, one minute of that they spent talking of how hideous his knee looks.
>Whenever he looks down while pedaling he sees his knee, that doesn't help mentally


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.24496 del
>Grégoire


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.24497 del
>>24495
I wonder if his son also keeps saying that

>why did you not win today
>why do you not have the yellow jersey
>why is your knee so ugly


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.24498 del
>>24493
One at a time mister, you can't be such a degenerate goombler to all in every time.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.24499 del
>>24497
Atleast his son doesn't pick him in his veloteam


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.24500 del
Daily reminder that TT bikes should be banned.


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Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.24502 del
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Great Scott!


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.24503 del
>>24500
you think you want TT bikes banned but then you see the road bike alternative and your opinion changes


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Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.24505 del
>>24504
me on the left


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.24506 del
>LIPOWITZ +0:24 at T1
ouch


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Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.24508 del
>>24504
primoz you are supposed to cry after you lose 2 mins in the TT not before


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.24509 del
>>24506
Negative split hehe


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.24510 del
>>24491
this is his transition year


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.24511 del
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makes me want to open the thread in the archive of the ITT stage where pogi stole the tour from him


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.24512 del
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grug has tour fever


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.24513 del
grug looking cool


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.24514 del
>>24512
looks aussie nc


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.24515 del
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Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.24516 del
Pogi already sweaty af, this will be another disaster like the dauphine. Prepare for excessive drinking after a few kilometers. Today is our day, vingo bros.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.24517 del
>Rui Costa and Carlos Barredo got in a fight after the finish of stage 6 of the 2010 Tour de France. Barredo started the fight by hitting Costa with a wheel. After the incident, Barredo said the Portuguese rider punched him twice 20 kilometers before the finish. Both riders received a fine of 300 CHF

>300 CHF for a fistfight
my has the UCI gotten greedy these days


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.24518 del
>>24517
In 2010 you could buy a house with 300CHF


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.24519 del
>>24515
Waar is Jonas. Still in the tank? I am frightened


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.24520 del
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so he can't sprint anymore, he can't ITT anymore, he can't even help jonas anymore.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.24521 del
>>24520
saving matches for a pas normal hautacam pull


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.24522 del
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jonas has left the bus after some excessive huffing


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.24523 del
remsheik evenejihad


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.24524 del
WE GAAN


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c'est parti


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.24526 del
>>24518
isn't the swiss frank notoriously strong


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.24527 del
Memco started angry
Adjusted


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.24528 del
imagine how tacky he would look with yellow + the olympic gold stuff


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.24529 del
>>24526
yes, it just retains the same value for me. I can't believe how many Euros and Dollars I get these days.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.24530 del
>>24528
quintessential muslim look


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.24531 del
>ROGLIC 5 sec slower than LIPOWITZ


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Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.24533 del
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>Roglic +0:30


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Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.24535 del
>>24517
someone finally got tired of his wheel sucking


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.24536 del
What if Joao just waits for Pog and pull him


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.24537 del
>>24531
negative split man will still beat his teammate, but this doesn't bode well for his chances against the rest


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.24538 del
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Apparently they are starting now against much stronger headwind


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.24539 del
>>24526
Mathias Frank? Was a decent rider but not that strong


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.24540 del
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wout doing that kwab face again


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.24541 del
>>24536
BIG time deduction to both and small monetary fine.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.24542 del
o'coomer pas normal


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.24543 del
>>24538
so you're telling me that having aero skin is of high importance


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.24544 del
>no coverage of ONLEY or MAS NICOLAU
how disrespectful


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.24545 del
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kevin
>kevin
<kevin


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.24546 del
squillaume bros, our guy will need to do a whole lot of dieseling to climb to that top 10


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.24547 del
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grug and jürgen's son are chill


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.24548 del
Jens Voigt confirming Affini will win because of the wind changes. Too bad Remco.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.24549 del
ALLER REMCO


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.24550 del
>>24548
yellow jersey will be a fine consolation prize


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.24551 del
>>24548
I feel like affini has got to have the most amount of time spent in the hot seat this season because anytime I watch an ITT he's there, waiting for hours. Only fair that he wins one for once


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.24552 del
>big kev
>1.76m
being with all the gc twinks really inflates his size


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.24553 del
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remco ultra fast


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.24554 del
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Czech tv commenting of aero position
>You have a guy who looks on the road, raises head only everu 15 seconds. Then you have a DS in the car like (czech) Rene Andrle who can't tell left from right, so no wonder they keep on chuting.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.24555 del
>>24552
Matteo is also huge


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.24556 del
>>24551
he got euro champs that's his consolation now go lead out kooij for the rest of your life


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.24557 del
Is it me or does Remco have big problems with his position today? Looks like he's adjusting his saddle position every minute at least twice.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.24558 del
>EVENEPOEL +0:03


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.24559 del
MEMCO SHITNEPOEL


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.24560 del
>>24552
most GC guys aren't even much smaller, they're also around that height


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.24561 del
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>+0:50


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Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.24563 del
>>24561
>14 seconds behind LIPOWITZ
it's owari


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.24564 del
>>24559
jwow 15th time wind is playing here


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.24565 del
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>2025
>still no live timing at the biggest ITT of the year


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pogi not aero enough in this suit


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.24567 del
>>24565
They should hire the belgian organisation for tt again think they’re working with an italian now


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.24568 del
Yeah Jonas puts 1 (one) minute on the Dopeur


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.24569 del
>>24554
your broadcast sounds a lot more fun than mine 2bqh


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.24570 del
GRUG GRUG GRUG


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.24571 del
I'll only make my judgement on Almeida's time when he crosses T3. I'm more than used to his pacing plan quirks.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.24572 del
solid performance by lipowitz


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.24573 del
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German lipo hype rising


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.24574 del
Great ride from Lipowitz-a


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.24575 del
the kev in yellow dream is possible


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.24576 del
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luke who?


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.24577 del
Remfraud slower than Affini


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.24578 del
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it's vingoover


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.24579 del
vingo supposedly 14s behind remco at t1


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.24580 del
Okay no broken power meter today


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.24581 del
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POGI
POGI
POGI


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.24582 del
pog 2s on remco
15s on vingo


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.24583 del
OH MY


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.24584 del
POGI POGI POGI POGI

JONASCUCKS ON SUICIDE WATCH


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.24585 del
>Pogacar -2"
pas normal


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.24586 del
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IM OUT


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.24587 del
Pogi will slow down any minute now, right?


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.24588 del
grugbros
what if we're 10s up??


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.24589 del
TOUR OVER


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.24590 del
FISHMAN SLOWER THAN VAUQUELIN. IT HAS NEVER BEEN SO OVER


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.24591 del
Jonas 20 seconds on evenepoel wind is exposing him hard


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.24592 del
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Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.24593 del
pogi was also ahead of remco in the first half of the "flat" TT last year


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.24594 del
damn vingo is struggling


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surely this is just poor timekeeping


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Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.24598 del
this is so funny


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>>24595
What if it's all fake. They say it is -1 second now but in the end it will be -30. But it was like that all along and they were just creating tension


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the gap between pog and vingo is frighteningly small


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.24601 del
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please ignore the graffiti at the bottom of the tower


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.24602 del
Oh no Vauquelinbros


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.24603 del
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the call from Patje


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.24604 del
>>24600
those aren't live gaps
those gaps are based on historical numbers and average lost time per km that PCS keeps


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.24605 del
>>24600
This is fake Bert. PCS even has nonstarters in those pictures


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.24606 del
>>24602
still could finish on the GC podium today if the fish continues to flounder


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>>24604
>>24605
alright I see I didn't consider that. I don't know why I blindly believe pcs


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.24608 del
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ynr primoz roglic


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.24609 del
>ROGLIC 21 seconds on LIPOWITZ


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.24610 del
Mashallah the Ummah is alive


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.24611 del
ALMEIDA also having a terrible ITT


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.24612 del
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jonas just lost the tour


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.24613 del
Holy fuck, vingo is dead


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.24614 del
More like Jonas VingeSHIT


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.24615 del
Ouch Vingegard kinda meh.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.24616 del
its like the universe tries to balance his 2023 uber tt today


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.24617 del


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.24618 del
>>24611
He'll lose around 1:15 to Remco, I'd say that's within expectations. He'll probably beat Jorgenson who beat him in both TTs last year.


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>>24612
it's over


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.24621 del
Arkea is pure soul


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.24622 del
Pogaczer is going to catch Jonas.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.24623 del
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feels good to be the underdog and do well


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.24624 del
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>you are faster than roglic
what an achievement


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.24625 del
Kek Roglic in the interview right now:
>I had fun. Nice weather, great crowds.

He does not give a fuck.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.24626 del
TV director in ecstasy at the thought of a frenchie doing well in a TT


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.24627 del
De Lie is lucky with the wind


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.24628 del
Watching this with Welsh commentary, easily could have been some 90s rpg game NPCspeak.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.24629 del
Tour is over, pack it up boys. Who's already hyped for San Sebastian?


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.24630 del
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REMCO
REMCO
REMCO


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Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.24632 del
2-7 is very open still


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.24633 del
>>24629
We can all still cheer for Vauquelin until his eventual glorious downfall


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*tips rabobank fedora*


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.24635 del
Hey Rodriguez only lost 2.15.
Not bad.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.24636 del
shitass shitgetard fails to make the Tour competitive again


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.24637 del
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not very elite


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.24638 del
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GACHIGNARD


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.24639 del
uh oh


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.24640 del
LAB SUCKS today what did they do


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.24641 del
>Mas


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>>24636
heh just wait for hautacam bro, just saving matches, the tour is still young


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.24643 del
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>>24638
What, what happened


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.24644 del
>MAS


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.24645 del
is Jonas sick or something? this is way worse than his usual performance


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.24646 del
>>24637
probably like 4th best of the guys that started late


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.24647 del
>>24644
about as expected desu


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.24648 del
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>>24643
Nothing, I did consider him for his last season of slags but not for a Sweeney type of TT.


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Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.24650 del
>>24648
He is not going to get any points


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.24651 del
>>24645
he keeps adjusting on the saddle, does not look good


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.24652 del
Pog has 15 seconds to Jonas.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.24653 del
since they ain't showing him


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.24654 del
>>24653
went out too strong huh


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.24655 del
>>24653
>~60kg
>entirely flat TT
this is good for onleycoin actually


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.24656 del
VauquelinGOD


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.24657 del
Might end up top 3.
French nationalism on the rise.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.24658 del
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Voklan normale


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.24659 del
on the bianchi trike no less


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.24660 del
has a muslim ever won a tour stage? Abdoujaparov?


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.24661 del
>>24660
Allah


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.24662 del
ouch +1:21


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.24663 del
>>24660
That fucking nafri.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.24664 del
worse than matty jorg


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.24665 del
>>24660
A. YATES in 2023


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.24666 del


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.24667 del
>>24660
Yates brothers


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.24668 del
>>24666
Bouhanni never won a Tour stage Bert


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.24669 del
>>24666
how could i forget


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.24670 del
I have seen enough, see you at the Volta


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.24671 del
>>24668
>>24669
He didn't indeed.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.24672 del
BITCH OUMI SPOTTED


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.24673 del
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Would Pog have won without the polka dot suit


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.24674 del
Brutal

Pogacar just got 5 seconds back in the last few km.
It's still a measured effort.

Cannot wait for his 1 hour 7W/kg effort in the mountains.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.24675 del
>>24674
Probably took it in the last sprint


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:39 [Preview] No.24676 del
fish looks pickled


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:39 [Preview] No.24677 del
Ahhh GACHIGNARD just one place off.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:39 [Preview] No.24678 del
expected slightly more from my boy Almeida, but still not a bad day

5th of the GC guys and 4th of the guys that started late with supposedly worse wind


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:39 [Preview] No.24679 del
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heh


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.24680 del


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.24681 del
>>24679
Did she get plastic surgery? Looks completely different


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.24682 del
>>24677
two places actually


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.24683 del
>>24680
No, two places, live timing on PCS was late.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.24684 del
>>24681
that's what she looks like up close with no filters


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.24685 del
>>24681
just looks like absurd amount of makeup


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.24686 del
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>>24680
But at least you were right he will score none.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:42 [Preview] No.24687 del
>>24681
its also an angle you don't usually see her in


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.24688 del
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VAUQUELIN WILL PODIUM THE LE TOUR


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.24689 del
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thank you pcsman completely incomprehensible


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.24690 del
RIP Top Ganna


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.24691 del
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>DE LIE last place +0:35 on second-last STORER


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.24692 del
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ah yes its Ulle time


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.24693 del
what's the verdict? did the skinsuit cost him the win?


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.24694 del
>>24691
he should have pretended to go down in one of all those crashes earlier so he could go home to his cows


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.24695 del
>>24691
Yes we know we spent about 50 posts on this


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.24696 del
Vauquelin quite emotional, soul


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.24697 del
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>>24693
well with his own suit he got mogged in the dauphine so by this logic the polkasuit has just won him the tour


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.24698 del
>>24695
lest i miss a chance to shit on a washed runner


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:52 [Preview] No.24699 del
>wout was 4th most picked [31.7%] runner in the velogame
do vismoids really


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:54 [Preview] No.24700 del
>>24627
wind paid actor


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:54 [Preview] No.24701 del
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Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:55 [Preview] No.24703 del
>>24701
waar sardine he???


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.24704 del
De Lie. Because him being any good is a LIE


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:00 [Preview] No.24706 del
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>>24705
>Remco


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.24708 del
>>24705
don't see shit


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.24709 del
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Results. >>24707


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.24710 del
oh hey Remco is a lefty


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:06 [Preview] No.24711 del
Trine was right, the team doesn't help vingegaard enough.
Why wasn't affini hiding in the bushes to draft vingo instead of going for his own success


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.24712 del
so the headline is that Primoz was quicker than Jonas


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.24713 del
>>24701
if pogi wasn't so old he'd have all jerseys


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.24714 del
Grug takes back yellow tomorrow?


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:16 [Preview] No.24715 del
>>24714
Nah, Pogicaca stamps on it in yellow. This will be a tad too hard for Grug if they fire off.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:17 [Preview] No.24716 del
>>24715
Unless UAE let's a big break go.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:18 [Preview] No.24717 del
>>24716
wouldn't surprise me, it looks like a breakaway stage, then pogi wins the day after on mur de bretagne anyway


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:21 [Preview] No.24718 del
>>24716
It is a breakaway profile indeed.
My Callum SCOTSON is set to shine.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:24 [Preview] No.24719 del
>>24718
This is an /Aranburu/ stage and you know it.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:24 [Preview] No.24720 del
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reminds me a bit of this kino stage


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:25 [Preview] No.24721 del
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>>24719
No refunds for Arambaru.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:25 [Preview] No.24722 del
>>24720
>I now remember Matej Mohoric


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.24723 del
Seargeant MATTEO gonna storm the beaches of Vire Normandy


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:34 [Preview] No.24725 del
>>24724
did he tell the media what went wrong?


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:35 [Preview] No.24726 del
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>>24724
all his work remodelling the kitchen will come handy once the tour reaches week 4


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:35 [Preview] No.24727 del
>>24725
hasn't seen his kids in 4 days


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:36 [Preview] No.24728 del
>"I didn't think I would lose much time during the time trial. I felt good and also thought the numbers were good. Yes, it was windier than during the reconnaissance, but that's no excuse. The conditions were the same for everyone," Jorgenson told Eurosport.

>The American has no idea where the time loss came from. "I didn't change anything in my setup. It's been the same all year. Of course, I expected more from this time trial, but on the other hand, I really couldn't do more than this. We're going to analyze that now."

absolutely blown the fuck out by the competition
<we need to analyze this
bruh push more watts


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:39 [Preview] No.24729 del
>>24728
Visma are worse than Sky in their robotic approach


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:40 [Preview] No.24730 del
>>24724
jonas looked disgusting - chest protruding, herpetic sores on forehead


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:41 [Preview] No.24731 del
>>24709
>rusbert global top 10
we gaan


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:43 [Preview] No.24732 del
>>24731
norbert and mapeidurerecht have really good teams too for the long run


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:44 [Preview] No.24734 del
>>24731
besides having the most boring time one could come up, him having jappe will bite him in the ass sooner or later
also
>der mathieu poel van
made me chuckle kurwabert


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:45 [Preview] No.24735 del
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>>24732
why thank you for saying as such


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.24736 del
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>>24735
strong berts make me proud


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.24737 del
>>24733
kek. don patje drank a lot today.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:47 [Preview] No.24738 del
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>>24733
Ofcrush the majority of the video is him next to wine.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:47 [Preview] No.24739 del
>>24728
UAE sleeper agent sabotaged the chain wax, hub grease, tires... anything to increase friction


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:48 [Preview] No.24740 del
>>24739
I saw people on the roadside with leaf blowers
I'm not crazy I swear


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:49 [Preview] No.24741 del
>>24733
kek he's sloshed. really fulfilling the northern euro retiree fantasy of slowly becoming a med


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:58 [Preview] No.24742 del
>>24741
we call ourselves “bourgondiers” so the med larp starts young in belgium


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:59 [Preview] No.24743 del
>>24738
Might be Calvados?


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 17:12 [Preview] No.24745 del
>>24744
why don't more national federations grow some balls like the belgian one. kurwaflag would even mesh well with the UAE colour scheme


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 17:27 [Preview] No.24746 del
>>24745
you also have the federations like brittain and germany who do have the balls but force an ugly jersey


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 17:30 [Preview] No.24747 del
my company is burning me the fuck out, I hate it berts


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 17:33 [Preview] No.24748 del
>>24747
Switching jobs 3 years ago and taking on less responsibilities was the best decision I've made in my life.
I was so fucked up back then falling asleep at like 6pm because of working 10 hour shifts for no appreciation and no extra pay.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 17:34 [Preview] No.24749 del
>>24747
Do it like me, join the public sector.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 17:36 [Preview] No.24750 del
>>24749
the company I built for 8 years is in the process of being acquired, but somehow there are still ways I get fucked over and over and I am not sure I care anymore. I could buy meself me own house for a family, but it all could end up in a huge nothingburger and I slave away for the next 40 years and live in a shitcage in a city


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 17:36 [Preview] No.24751 del
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>>24747
I don't work a second longer than I have to. No more effort than necessary too


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 17:36 [Preview] No.24752 del
>>24748
That's a 10 in danemark btw


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 17:41 [Preview] No.24753 del
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>>24752
well yes mads is very attractive


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 17:41 [Preview] No.24754 del
>>24753
>HGH
aha, didn't know lidl sold that


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 17:49 [Preview] No.24755 del
>>24750
>and I slave away for the next 40 years and live in a shitcage in a city
grim


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.24756 del
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rapide in tour of austria today


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 18:03 [Preview] No.24757 del
>>24756
SafeR starts sweating profusely at the sight of these numbers


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 18:13 [Preview] No.24758 del
>>24757
they love this shit, more chutes more blood more money for safeR


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 18:54 [Preview] No.24759 del
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we all know that jonas is a coldlet. so once they get to southern france he will be stronger and contest the 4th place again kevin.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 18:55 [Preview] No.24760 del
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>>24758
you think they intentionally cause danger to further their position? Would they go as far as causing chutes?


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 19:04 [Preview] No.24761 del
https://sporza.be/nl/2025/07/09/visma-lease-a-bike-zoekt-naar-antwoorden-na-dreun-voor-jonas-vingegaard-maar-onze-aanpak-verandert-niet~1752064545361/?utm_source=CopyToPasteboard&utm_medium=social

Visma-Lease a Bike looks for answers after thumping for Jonas Vingegaard: “But our approach doesn't change”

If Jonas Vingegaard might have been labeled as the moral winner yesterday after his sterling performance in the explosive climbing, he was undoubtedly the loser of the day today.
No, I have no explanation for this," was the first reaction of Grischa Niermann, Head of Racing at Visma-Lease a Bike. "Before the time trial started, everything was good and there was no problem." "Whether he indicated anything? In a time trial he can't talk to us, so no. We did see how he was already behind at the first intermediate point and he kept losing time throughout the ride." "I haven't spoken to him now, but of course we had hoped for more. In terms of strategy, there was no problem."

Translated with DeepL.com (free version)


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 19:12 [Preview] No.24762 del
>>24760
I can only say so much


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 19:13 [Preview] No.24763 del
>>24761
Jonas said he had bad legs. Nothing wrong with his equipment or strategy he just had a bad day.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 19:15 [Preview] No.24764 del
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Stage 6 OFFICIAL /bet/

>Pogacar 3.5
>Poel 7
>Gregoire 13
>Vingegaard 19
>Aert 19
>Allah 21
>Healy 23
>Powless 26
>Schmid 26
>Onley 34
>Voklen 34
>Nys 34
>Jorgenson 41
>Baudin 41
>Evenepoel 51
>Hirschi 51
>Berckmoes 51
>Champoussin 51
>Lawrance 51
>Eetvelt 67
>Aranburu 67
>Simmons 67
...
>Roglic 151


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 19:17 [Preview] No.24765 del
>>24761
i suppose the team expecting a better performance is a tad bit of hopium for a competitive GC as opposed to if they just came out and said that tadej whipped them


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 19:18 [Preview] No.24766 del
>>24764
how much money do you think bookies have made off of AERT this year


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 19:19 [Preview] No.24767 del
>>24764
>Aert 19
I'm aware that bookies have to account for the amount of retards that still believe in 2out. but it still annoys me that he's that high in the list despite being totally washed.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 19:20 [Preview] No.24768 del
>>24767
luckily the average woutist can barely use a pc let alone bet on it


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 19:21 [Preview] No.24769 del
>>24764
feels like an EF day


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 19:21 [Preview] No.24770 del


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 19:22 [Preview] No.24771 del
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>>24769
so your saying SWEENY will win


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 19:23 [Preview] No.24772 del
even axelgaard calls today a "katastrofe" for jonas
>but now looks even more black to the Danes who dream of another Tour victory.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 19:26 [Preview] No.24773 del
>>24772
he called jonas the best gc rider in the world i’ll never forget


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 19:26 [Preview] No.24774 del
>stage 5 ITT is Danish cycling's nakba
how the tides have turned


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No.24775 del
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Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 19:34 [Preview] No.24776 del
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chain rings are bigger than pizzas these days


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 19:35 [Preview] No.24777 del
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these 3 guys kinda look the same


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 19:35 [Preview] No.24778 del
vingo lost because of short cranks


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 19:43 [Preview] No.24779 del
>>24771
get ready to see POWLESS and HEALY drop POEL on the slopes of the Cote de Vaudry


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 19:45 [Preview] No.24780 del
>>24770
KUSS bros our man is kwabing GC men left and right, all whilst saving matches


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 19:52 [Preview] No.24781 del
>>24770
rodriguez cano is poised to make an o'connor move


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 20:35 [Preview] No.24782 del
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a modest proposal:
>tadej wants to give away the jersey
>alpecin dont want to pace so put mvdp in the break
>large group forms with no GC threats, gets massive leash
>MADOUAS wins with a finesseur and takes yellow [currently +5:34]
you must dare to dream. even better if he does it instead on mur de bretagne in two days


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.24783 del
>>24782
give it to vauquelin, he'll hold it as long as allah did back in the day


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 20:40 [Preview] No.24784 del
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I think using the world trade center twin towers in the background would be edgy


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 20:40 [Preview] No.24785 del
>>24784
AI was a mistake as big as social media


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 20:49 [Preview] No.24786 del
>>24784
Teams and race organisers are so eager to use ugly AI art for everything now. If they are lazy they could use a good press photo instead of this garbage.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 20:59 [Preview] No.24787 del
>>24786
sure they could but the common boomer sees AI slop and goes hell yeah!


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 21:06 [Preview] No.24788 del
>>24785
it's so destructive, hopefully it collapses soon


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 21:06 [Preview] No.24789 del
>>24787
There's atleast 3 people at my job who would think that remco picture is real somehow


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 21:08 [Preview] No.24790 del
>>24788
>t. speegosh foto generator


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 21:13 [Preview] No.24791 del
>>24788
bro AI is going to take like all your jobs bro sam altman's latest linear algebra hallucination machine is going to put you on the street bro


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 21:24 [Preview] No.24792 del
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>>24789
I kinda wish there was 1 single person who know who or what a remco is


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 21:24 [Preview] No.24793 del
>>24792
at my job that is


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 21:33 [Preview] No.24794 del
the day one of me coworkers knows about r*mcoid is the day I resign


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 21:39 [Preview] No.24795 del
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>>24792
>cycling? I didn't know that was a spectator sport
>yes it is think like the tour de france
>ohhhhh ok. are there any other races
>yes there is actually a lot thank you for asking so the season starts in-
>thats crazy. aren't they all doping?
closest i've ever gotten is someone who knew who tom pidcock is.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 21:49 [Preview] No.24796 del
>>24791
It's alive bro, linear algebra just coalesces into critical mass and then becomes alive bro.


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 22:37 [Preview] No.24797 del
>>24709
>he's even doing hats now for the individual stages
this is the greatest gimmick in the history of /cyc/


Bert 07/09/2025 (Wed) 22:40 [Preview] No.24798 del
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Felt so much hotter. So humid. Literally dying. But I've been lazy lately so good to get some time on the bike


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 00:51 [Preview] No.24800 del
went to score some eggs wearing socks mit œuf on the pattern
fink it helped the watts tbhwyb


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 01:26 [Preview] No.24801 del
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AIN BUGEY VALROMEY tour starting tomorrow. all top juniors [except the belgians] are on the startlist.
>NOVAL
>MOLLER ANDERSEN
>SCHOONVELDE
>BLANC
>MOURIS
>CLAISSE
and of course >JACKOWIAK
last year the GC final was PHILIPSEN-SEIXAS-FINN-OMRZEL so a good weathervane for future performance.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.24802 del
>Oh Aurélien, I want you to paint me like one of your french parrots


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 03:06 [Preview] No.24803 del
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lol


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 04:46 [Preview] No.24804 del
>Armirail to visma
>Vauquelin to Ineos
Grim for the squeakers


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.24805 del
>>24804
Good for armirail to cash up before retirement. Vauquelin feels strange, the team has been shit for a while


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.24806 del
>>24804
Armirail has the potential to be one of the best tractors in the peloton, very good signing honestly. can't wait to see how ineos manage to ruin big kev; hopefully they give him leadership in the ardennes and some GT


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.24807 del
Petrolike bros, the day is ours
Czech haters can suck it


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.24808 del
>Tadej Pogacar hint op vrijgeleide voor vluchters: “Zij kunnen het geel pakken”
So who will take the jersey today. Will be an interesting first hour with 5000 attaques and 80 guys who want to be in the breakaway


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.24809 del
>>24808
Paret Peintre A


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.24810 del
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Here are your echappeurs pal:


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.24811 del
Minus the fat guys of course.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.24812 del
>>24808
Jumbo will probably keep trying getting matteo in ruining a real break if they’re smart


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.24813 del
>>24812
Why, to give a free stage win to Pog again?


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.24814 del
Suddenly I can hover over quoted posts and the post shows inline. Was this happening before or am I smoking?


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.24815 del
>>24812
They will send Wout in the break to try and atleast get something out this tour (they won't)


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.24816 del


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.24817 del
>>24808
Johannessen
>>24813
To make UAE keep the jersey and force them to control the race today and the coming days. Wont make a difference and I don't think they'll do it.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.24818 del
>>24817
Half of visma strategy os to prove they're smarter than the rest. They have to do something


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.24819 del
>>24818
The team will work for vingegaard and like it


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.24820 del
>>24819
Trine’s interview and it’s consequences have been a disaster for Visma


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.24821 del
>>24819
If W*ut goes in the breakaway will she make the call to have him removed?


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.24822 del
at this point Wout HAS to sabotage the visma tdf effort
there is no other way


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.24823 del
>>24818
If they want to look smart they have Wout or Benoot win the stage.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.24824 del
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>>24823
>Not working fully for Jonas
>Smart


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.24825 del
petrolike dunking on the astana shitters in china


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.24826 del
>“Looking at my power numbers and how I felt, I can only say that I gave it my all. I paced the time trial well and felt technically strong. I didn’t leave anything on the table in the corners, so it must have been either an aerodynamic issue or a matter of power output,” Jorgenson said

Smartest jumbo drone


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.24827 del
>>24826
not so subtle jab at the mechanics?


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.24828 del
>>24826
That's why TT bikes and shiet need to be banned. Just do a TT on your normal bike with your normal gear. It should boil down to watts not to whomever can afford to spend millions of petrodollars on aerotunnels.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.24829 del
>>24828
as if Visma doesn’t throw the necessary millions at it, Bert from KUL works with them aswell


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.24830 del
>>24826
>looking at my power numbers [...] I gave it my all
>so it must have been a matter of power output
<I did what I could but I'm shit so it was not enough


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.24831 del
>>24830
More like we thought the numbers in the dauphiné were good enough but pogacar just didn't give much of a shit and now we got blown the ficknoit


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.24832 del
>women doing a 100km completely flat "GT" stage
What's stopping them from making it 170km or something. This isn't even a weekend ride for a weak amateur


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.24833 del
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>>24831
a fair point but jorgenson (and vingo) also got kwabbed by a whole host of riders, many of them lower tier
turns out they just aren't as good as they thought they were since affini debunks the >equipment is SHIT theory LABboys liked to resort to yesterday


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.24834 del
>>24832
They need to a day off to relax after yesterday's unipuerto, please understand


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.24835 del
>>24833
Yes but I don't remember Jonas or Jorgenson ever doing a great long pancake flat TT.
I feel like visma was expecting too much from them.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.24836 del
>>24833
Affini had advantage with the wind but yeah, kwabbed by remsheik, pogo, kevin, lipo, almeida says it all. They were weak and I doubt a mechanic put the steer to high or something.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.24837 del
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>>24832
stage one of the tdf femmes (avec zwift) is not even that


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.24838 del
>"Roglic told me twice that he doesn't care. And that's absolutely true," says Luke Plapp of Jayco AlUla on the Stanley St. Social podcast. "When he told me, I asked Laurence Pithie (Roglic's teammate at Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe, ed.) if Roglic was selling me nonsense. They don't pay him 4.5 million a year to tell the media he doesn't give a damn, do they? But he really doesn't care; he's not interested. When Jonas or Pogi attack, he doesn't react at all; he just does his own thing."

Lmao


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.24839 del
>>24838
no refunds hehe
no refunds at all hehe


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.24840 del
>>24837
>77km with 2 barely hills
What the fuck


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.24841 del
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to be fair roglic can't follow any of those attacks anyways especially if he's in bad form because of the giro chutes and infection afterwards. Dieseling your pace and hoping you don't lose too much is the only ways


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.24842 del
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Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.24843 del
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>>24842
That's illegal mister.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.24844 del
>>24838
Froome tier robbery


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.24845 del
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>>24838
>Tapentadol Level:
>saturated


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.24846 del
>VINGEGAARD will not run in the polka dot jerset because there are team sponsors missing from it


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.24847 del
>>24846
Nobody wants the cuck jersey.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.24848 del
>>24847
Well he's wearing it after all so it was a LIE


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.24849 del
>>24846
but doesn't he have to? they have the machine to just print them on it.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.24850 del
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we gaan


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.24851 del
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kevin has his own montgolfier


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.24852 del
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race controlled until the first sprint


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.24853 del
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here's your 134th in the GC and Belgian GC hope


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.24854 del
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2 loins on the shirt, never stop believing


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.24855 del
Hello where are les attaques


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.24856 del
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expecting winebert to enjoy some calvados today


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.24857 del
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most beautiful church in all of france


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.24858 del
>Hansen in Kwabschke jersey
JUST


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.24859 del
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Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.24860 del
>>24855
Waiting for intermediate sprint


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.24861 del
Grug interested in green?
Nice.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.24862 del
Mathieugod cares about green suddenly?


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.24863 del
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girmay outsprinted by grug
astana preparing to go into the break, but it's quinn simmons and benny hill


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.24864 del
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pedalton having none of it


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.24865 del
This is gonna be a brutal stage to be honest
Some BIG GC favourites (*ahem* roglic *ahem*) gonna get caught out of positions again and lose more time


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.24866 del
THERE IS W*UT. TRINE JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE. TOTAL WAR


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.24867 del
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powerless and haller
ef trying to bridge more riders


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.24868 del
>>24866
but it's camperaerts


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.24869 del
>>24868
It was W*ut before that, please pay attention


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.24870 del
Who cares about >2out


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.24871 del
>>24870
Trine


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.24872 del
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fatsos already lachés


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.24873 del
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campenaerts
benny hill
harold tejada
quinn simmons


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.24874 del


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.24875 del
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break is kill


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.24876 del
>>24874
Eyes on the road vingo


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.24877 del
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what are you doing wout? don't you dare betraying jonas.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.24878 del
AERT GOES SOLO
ALLAH GOES ALONG


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.24879 del
>visma in full stage hunting mode
Oh nonono


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.24880 del
I don't get it, how is this helping Jonas. SEND HIM BACK AAAAAH I AM GOING INSAAAANE


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.24881 del
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so it really looks like Suisse (the hilly part, not the alps) huh


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.24882 del
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pedalton keeping 2out on a short leash, uno-x having none of it


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:51 [Preview] No.24883 del
>>24882
heh you don’t break without me kid


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.24884 del
So that was it for W*ut. Thanks for another 0 points


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.24885 del
Autismbert in shambles


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 11:58 [Preview] No.24886 del
Lenny......


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.24887 del
Kek Pog really hates Jorgenson


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.24888 del
Jorgenson is an asshole for fucking up the break


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:06 [Preview] No.24889 del
I think Red Bull will disband after this Le Tour


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.24890 del
A chasse patate for Squillaume MARTIN SQUYONNET


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.24891 del
They are STILL going nuts. What the FUCK


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.24892 del
I like when riders pedal hard


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.24893 del
>>24891
too many shitter teams like DSM and uno-x missed so now they use all their riders trying to catch but won’t have riders afterwards so we dance again


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.24894 del
Le visma tactics


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.24895 del
let them go already. fuck you visma


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.24896 del
Dunbar


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.24897 del
Obviously Jumbo thinks after yesterday that Dopacar is tired and washed


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.24898 del
LET IT GO
LET IT GO


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.24899 del
>>24897
So they will make sure their team is also tired for an even playing field
Good guys


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:18 [Preview] No.24900 del
why's simon yates up there


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:18 [Preview] No.24901 del
>Jonas couldn't piss at the doping control yesterday
Lol


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.24902 del
>>24899
There is no other real explanation, is there


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.24903 del
Madouas got 15 sec for free behind the moto lmao


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.24904 del
Madouas can't even make it while on the wheel of the moto


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:26 [Preview] No.24905 del


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.24906 del
Just go on like this all stage then and ride all the sprinters OTL, also fine by me


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.24907 del
These kinda of stage are my favorite ones. Total sprinter death


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.24908 del
This squeaker is really right behind the moto lol


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.24909 del
Oh it's Garcia Pierna. Well French team anyway


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.24910 del
I think german boomers are an uncharted territory

>Gestern hat sich die LMA Stimmung Roglics wieder einmal gezeigt KEIN BISS, KEIN WILLE, EBEN KEIN KAPITÄN...❗
>Und LIPO hat gestern wieder gezeigt was er für ein toller Fahrer ist und dass er es verdient. Und in die TOP 5 kann er allemal kommen, ich bin aber skeptisch dass sich Roglic einordnen würde.😬


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.24911 del
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Attaque de Vauquelin


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:35 [Preview] No.24912 del
Great duo, Vauquelin and the moto


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:36 [Preview] No.24913 del
>>24912
Moto 1 should get combative of the day


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:36 [Preview] No.24914 del
VOKLAN 2025 LE TOUR GANADOR


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.24915 del
>>24913
The breakaway is finally ready to go when he makes it there with a squeaker on his wheel


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.24916 del
It's finally over I think


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.24917 del
>>24916
In b4 Ineos again


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.24918 del
Kek UAE doesn't want to let Yates win


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.24919 del
Oh FUCK OFF Ineos


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.24920 del
I'm watching eurosport stream. They have so much fucking adds lmao. Also half of them are AI slop it feels even more dystopian


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.24921 del
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Moto pulled Burgaudeau 100 meters away from the rest


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Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.24923 del
>>24915
No rest for the wicked burgeaudeau needs a lift


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.24924 del
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>>24910
that roglic and lipowitz bit is just the truth
its mostly just the same old boring takes though, they have no bite unlike Belgians
>what about [insert German runner nobody has ever heard]
>how come the French haven't won the tour in decades even though there are so many french teams and riders? Too honest maybe??
>they ride as fast as ulle and armstrong, dopage it is!
yeah no shit sherlock. Take 2&3 are surprisingly common to read although take 3 is stupid, runners are much faster than ulle and armstrong these days. The amount of people who still talk about emu unironically as if he could do anything but hang on to the peloton is surprising but since German tv keeps talking about him and he gets interviewed after every stage I guess I get it.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:54 [Preview] No.24925 del
>>24862
>>24861
I knew this weeks ago


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:56 [Preview] No.24926 del
>>24916
What do you mean, finally?
I want total carnage till the end


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.24927 del
>>24910
always funny how they bring up "no willpower" like it's a fucking anime and legs don't matter


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.24928 del
Larry WARBASSE sounds like a friendly guy


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.24929 del
Attempted assassination of UAE


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.24930 del
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>directeur de course


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.24931 del
PCS AI with the official heatlet list


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.24932 del
>>24926
30km and the battle for position begins


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:11 [Preview] No.24933 del
heh, the French czech switzerland, home


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:13 [Preview] No.24934 del
>we've got two Paddies in the breakaway
thanks Seán


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.24935 del
On madbert has 4 guys in the fuga, rhEPO fanatics. Still don't know what cuntry he is although he participated last year too.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:18 [Preview] No.24936 del
PISS


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.24937 del
Another pogiwinslol


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.24938 del
I just installed my first ad blocker. Wow I never knew the internet could be this comfy


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.24939 del
>>24937
nah gap is growing


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.24940 del
>>24937
They're gifting all the jersey away


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.24941 del
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>>24938
welcome among the living boomer-kun


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:24 [Preview] No.24942 del
>>24941
Tiz and cycling.today's constant ads were the final straw.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:26 [Preview] No.24943 del
>>24938
Are you 90 years old? Do you remember the war?


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:30 [Preview] No.24944 del
>>24942
I once tried to navigate pcs on a phone browser without adblock and that site is unusable like that. It was so oversaturated with ads it broke the layout


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:30 [Preview] No.24945 del
>>24943
I'm only 30, I'm just an extreme minimalist and don't as a rule download any apps or extensions. I only have 4 downloaded apps on my phone as an example


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:31 [Preview] No.24946 del
>>24945
Me too but one is brave for the ads


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.24947 del
>>24946
Yes well here we are, I've deemed AdGaurd to be a necessary exemption to my rules


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:37 [Preview] No.24948 del
August bros the time is NOW


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:46 [Preview] No.24949 del
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squeakers have a dedicated hall for ping pong


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.24950 del
stolen from 4/cyc/ for collage collection


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.24951 del
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I wanted to add the OG pic as well


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big cippo wins


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.24953 del
>>24950
nice squeaker


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.24954 del
>>24952
For a moment I thought the third one is that Texan guy, wondering what changed that made him now halal for TV.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.24955 del


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.24956 del
so grug gets yellow back as UAE isn't interested in the stage?


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.24957 del
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primoz taking a piss and his yellow spray reaches the riders behind him


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:09 [Preview] No.24958 del
>>24956
yes pog outright said he does not want to keep yellow


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.24959 del
>>24950
based


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.24960 del
>>24956
looking at the next stages it’s probably for the best a bunch of shitter sprints coming up + jersey duty waste of time


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.24961 del
wake up bert something happens
benny hill attacks


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.24962 del
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>>24961
Yeah, nah.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.24963 del
attaque de hilly


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.24964 del
just do downhill attaques


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.24965 del
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until the end of the stage these are all basically pogi


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.24966 del
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Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.24967 del
>>24966
is that the chick he beat up?


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suicide jumps featured


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.24969 del
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heh, I think we still got this, grug sisters


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.24970 del
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DIDI


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.24971 del
>>24969
... is that AI


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:24 [Preview] No.24972 del
>>24971
looks like it


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.24973 del
>>24969
can you generate a battered LAB rat? It could prove useful


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.24974 del
The very particular grain and linework gives it away


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.24975 del
This is why I prefer a pogiwinslol. At least it's better than g2 syndrome


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.24976 del
how does healy have 35-40s


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.24977 del
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>I'm dead, I'm gone


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.24978 del
>>24969
bertacekbros...we are going out of work...


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luv the paris mascot


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.24980 del
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reposting some old pics while I had the /cyc/ folder open


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.24981 del
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frog posting


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.24982 del
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simmons threw away a lidl aero bidon


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.24983 del
>>24981
he's salty and so is grug.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.24984 del
benoit has got this


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Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.24986 del
>>24985
Great aim.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.24987 del
>Sven Vanthourenhout will join Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe from next season, according to Flemish media outlets such as Het Laatste Nieuws and Het Nieuwsblad.

guess the remco rumors are true this time


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.24988 del
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I expected a crossfade into a shot of jonas having to wear the jersey


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.24989 del
Yea Benny Hill has this.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.24990 del
>>24987
yes behind closed doors its a done deal and it will be the final nail in his coffin
bora is such a dogshit team no rider should be riding for them. I'm not saying Ineos merda would be better but bora man there's no hope for remsheik to ever make it


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.24991 del
love Healy, Berts


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.24992 del
>>24990
Imagine Memco and Rogla as domestiques for grande Giulio and Lipo


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.24993 del
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Would be funny if there was a GC action after all and grug didn't get enough time for yellow


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.24994 del
>>24992
roglic' contract is up bert


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.24995 del
>>24992
as it should be but I think Roglic will retire after this season


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.24996 del
>>24993
they're not taking 3 minutes back surely


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.24997 del
Benny is such and endurance beast, dude spends the entire first 50km trying to get away and then pulls another solo while he keeps gaining time


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.24998 del
>>24996
I know, but you never know what slurpage has in store for us
On the other hand, Benoit HILL might get the white jersey


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.24999 del
In b4 quicksteppers start pulling to keep the white jersey.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.25000 del
sure bert can do 137km 3000 D+ in 3 hours


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.25001 del
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while healy rides past some Czech flags, it's time to play some IRA bangers in the background
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NieKfRjgy5U [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=S7woEXovruc [Embed]


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.25002 del
love these narrow roads as well, very kino stage


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.25003 del
Another great Remco interview incoming!


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.25004 del
his bibs will be white by the end of the stage with all that salt


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.25005 del
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grug laché


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.25006 del
grug dead


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.25007 del
DROP HIM STORER


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.25008 del
storer undoing the tour of the alps curse


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.25009 del
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skelly stealing a bike from his mate


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.25010 del
The burger-cunt rivalry as Skjelmose is in difficulty


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.25011 del
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one last rampa


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.25012 del
Proper rampas this.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.25013 del
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Grande Benoit HILL
what a runner


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.25014 del
that final rampa will kill some gc guys


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.25015 del
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benny hill wins


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.25016 del
HEALY


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.25017 del
monumental effort, proper gc action on those rampas incoming


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.25019 del
nice from simmons


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.25020 del
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USA USA USA


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.25021 del
weaving from right to left and back to right killed storers chances kek


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.25022 del
Grug completely dead


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.25023 del
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so let's see
vends des poules +3:58


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.25024 del
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It's gonna be closer with the yellow than expected


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.25025 del
it's gonna be close for grug no?


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.25026 del
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pedalton already there
pogi remains in yellow


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.25027 del
I think grug in yellow by 1 second?


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.25028 del
damn grug cracked hard


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.25029 del
grug LOST man he got kwabbed hard by the rampa


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.25030 del
So pogiwinslol tomorrow, two slurpers, break, proper tour begins.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.25031 del
mvdp in yellow


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.25032 del
he's just gonna lose the yellow again tomorrow


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grug giga ded


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.25034 del
want to see his whoop stats after today


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.25035 del
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>>24993
grug totally washed


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.25036 del
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A single second.


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top 10


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.25038 del
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Total yellow grug death tomorrow


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.25039 del
>>25038
why was pogi so eager, he might as well have try to win the stage if this was his plan


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.25040 del
>>25038
That's today Bernd, he will die on Mur de Bretagne anyways.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.25041 del
>Gr. ROGLIC-MAS NICOLAU lost 5 seconds


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.25042 del
>>25038
too bad he didn't get 3 minutes


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.25043 del
>>25040
that's right, curious innit since I selected stage 7 on pcs and copy pasted the profile right then and there. No idea how the stage 6 profile ended up


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.25044 del
>>25043
My sources tell me that Lipogod will take yellow tomorrow.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.25045 del
>Ineos

LMAO


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.25046 del
kinda funny to see those vismoids attack at the end only for a nose breathing pogi to easily counter while they hang dead over their steer


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.25047 del
Our ex nc coach Sven Vanthournout signed with Bora he finally found work guess they’re getting him to get Remco closer


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.25048 del
EF really is my favorite team


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.25049 del
>>25047
please pay attention to the thread


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.25050 del


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.25051 del
Total kwabbening from rhEPO FANATICS, wonder how far he will be from winning the stage overall.


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Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:34 [Preview] No.25055 del
oiresh nationalismo on the rise


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:34 [Preview] No.25056 del
>>25053
this guy went deep


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.25057 del
>>25053
>mfw things are not exactly great


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.25058 del
very funny that Pogi can never help himself


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:46 [Preview] No.25059 del
proper potato accent from Dunbar


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:51 [Preview] No.25061 del
Results. >>25060


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:51 [Preview] No.25062 del
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found a new bike on top of this hill today


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 16:12 [Preview] No.25063 del
>>25062
ah yes, the Indian Himalayas, home sars.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.25064 del
>>25063
unsure why it gives me the poo flag but oh well
this region is so lovely, plenty of fun climbs too


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 16:18 [Preview] No.25065 del
>>25062
>no "Nett hier, aber waren sie schon einmal in Baden-Würtemberg - The Länd" sticker
pas normal


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.25066 del
>>25065
sounds like a sticker Emu would put on


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.25067 del
>Un taureau agressif se trouve actuellement hors de contrôle dans le secteur de Montalchez - Les Prises. Il s'agit d'un taureau limousin, de couleur brune, pesant 600kg
national alert system is warning that a Stier is on the loose


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 17:08 [Preview] No.25068 del
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So Mathieu is completely gone and dead? Well that is just GREAT


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 17:29 [Preview] No.25069 del
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Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 17:41 [Preview] No.25070 del
WE LIVE IN PORTUGAL
On the wheel of the great Artem NYCH


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 17:43 [Preview] No.25071 del
>>25070
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_4pcZ1Pho2A [Embed]


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 17:43 [Preview] No.25072 del
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>Rhafael Rheish
oh portugal, how i missed you


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 17:45 [Preview] No.25073 del
Big MOIREIRA looking SHARP
But 9 seconds slower than ANTUNES


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 17:51 [Preview] No.25074 del
Based Portuguese RAI hiding the time five seconds before crossing the meta so nobody knows the split
Fortunately my portuguese is almost fluent so the provisional standings is
>NYCH
>ANTUNSH
>MOREIRU


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.25075 del
RHEIS GOES


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 17:59 [Preview] No.25076 del
>>25074
Antunes still leading, it seems


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:00 [Preview] No.25077 del
>>25076
yeah my brasilian (traditional) might be a little rusty


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:05 [Preview] No.25078 del
>>25077
The new ANICOLOR recruits Silva, Guerin and Fernández look ready for the Volta


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:05 [Preview] No.25079 del
BALDERSTONE goes


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:06 [Preview] No.25080 del
9:49 for big Rafael


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:08 [Preview] No.25081 del
>Rafael Reis, supersonico


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.25082 del
>>25068
he did better at the tour than in previous years partly thanks to the start in the norf just next to Belgian border. he's truly a heatlet.
you better hope that he doesn't get the idea again that he can climb, but I expect him to go into the break in the Ventoux stage and backwards pedaling even before allah.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:11 [Preview] No.25083 del
>After the race, the world champion was harsh on the team tactics of the Dutch team of his (on paper) biggest rival for the overall victory, Jonas Vingegaard. "I don't know what tactics they used at Visma-Lease a Bike, but trying to steer two riders (referring to Simon Yates and Victor Campenaerts, ed.) in the breakaway seems like a waste of energy to me."

>"Even that sprint at the end is pointless," Pogacar bluntly admitted. "Visma | Lease a Bike set a very high pace on the penultimate climb, and on the last climb (in Vire-Normandie, ed.) Matteo Jorgenson launched the sprint. That's a bit pointless, because it wasn't a sprint for a top-10 finish. He probably thought he could gain a second or two."
>After the finish, Pogacar was mostly scratching his head. "I know they're behind, but what they did today was absolutely ridiculous," he says sharply. "Maybe they lost their way a little yesterday (in the time trial, ed.)," he sneers.
>"But yeah, maybe they were trying to keep me in yellow. But I don't really care. I don't mind riding around in the yellow jersey," concludes the second-placed rider in the general classification, just one second behind leader Mathieu van der Poel.

he really hates them, 7 stage wins incoming


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:12 [Preview] No.25084 del
>>25077
>Alexis Guerin
such is the life of a conti shitter.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:16 [Preview] No.25085 del
>>25083
that's gotta be the most direct public attack on lab pog has ever done, you can only imagine what UAE says about them behind closed doors


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.25086 del
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how come PCS ignores this kino race?


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.25087 del
Anyway, a solid post /tdf/ tempo ride


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.25088 del
>>25086
They shit on 2.2 races


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:19 [Preview] No.25089 del
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Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:19 [Preview] No.25090 del
>>25083
shots firef


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:22 [Preview] No.25091 del
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>mfw pogacar says my tactics are stupid


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:23 [Preview] No.25092 del
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reis delivers again


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>>25089
a classic


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:30 [Preview] No.25094 del
>>25087
waar eggs, heh?


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:34 [Preview] No.25095 del
>>25094
this tbqhwyb


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:35 [Preview] No.25096 del
>>25094
18 🥚


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:37 [Preview] No.25097 del
>>25087
>139bpm
>80rpm
>18œufs
>tempo
U wot


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:41 [Preview] No.25098 del
>>25083
wow I love Pogi


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:42 [Preview] No.25099 del
3 more hours until Horner calls team jumbo visma knuckleheads


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:42 [Preview] No.25100 del


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:48 [Preview] No.25101 del
>>25083
can you link article?


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 18:56 [Preview] No.25103 del
>>25102
bedankt


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 19:16 [Preview] No.25104 del
>>25102
classic HLN


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 19:46 [Preview] No.25106 del
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Stage 7 OFFICIAL /bet/

>Pogacar 2
>Poel 6
>Vingegaard 12
>Gregoire 17
>Aert 26 (?)
>Onley 29
>Allah 29
>Vauquelin 34
>Nys 34
>LAwrance 34
>Martinez 41
>Schmid 41
>Evenepoel 51
>Jorgensohn 51
...
>Eetvelt 67
>Healy 81
>Lipowitz 101
>Aranburu 101
>Roglic 201


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 19:47 [Preview] No.25107 del
>>25106
waar POWERFUL?


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 19:48 [Preview] No.25108 del


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.25109 del
>>25107
on my veloteam so he's cursed just like schmid and champoussin


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 19:51 [Preview] No.25110 del
>>25106
poel at 6 after today is criminal bait


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.25111 del
>>25110
I wonder how good grug can recover knowing he barely races during the year


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.25112 del
>>25108
not bad

>>25109
we rise and fall together


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 20:04 [Preview] No.25113 del
>>25111
I don't know but he went really deep 3 days in a row or at least I assume he went reasonably deep in the time trial. If he can do something tomorrow I'll eat my bar tape


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 20:21 [Preview] No.25114 del
Remember when he died last time in the Tirreno. He is done for this Tour. DNF in week 2


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 20:21 [Preview] No.25115 del
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Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No.25116 del
>>25115
POWLESSQUE w*ut mogging sprint power


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 20:34 [Preview] No.25117 del
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Finally, I have metrics equal to the pros


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.25118 del
>>25115
>>25117
moar numbah posting!


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 20:43 [Preview] No.25119 del
>>25117
turns out I mog even top WT spr*nters with my mammoth 211 max HR


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 20:45 [Preview] No.25120 del
>>25115
>win stage without breaking 1000


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.25121 del
>>25120
small pros showing their numbers is always bit of a letdown unless its pog of course, you see the guy average over 46 km/h solo on hilly terrain for an hour and think fuck that crazy fast but since he's small the power is always less than expected. It's just not the 480w average you wanted to see. Still nice of him to upload https://www.strava.com/activities/15070159524/overview
>stage 3 was 129w average


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 21:09 [Preview] No.25122 del
>>25121
normalized ~360 for an hour at the end of a hard day is still crazy high


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 21:10 [Preview] No.25123 del
>>25102
sporza already made two articles about it lol can’t criticize saint’s wout team or every flemish granny will call you a dikke nek


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>>25122
yes but I need more number and I need bigger number. I need numbers that make my dick twitch. I need broken records, I need some 18 w/kg for 30 seconds up the final rampa I need big fucking power in my face


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 21:28 [Preview] No.25125 del
>>25124
perhaps the le tour of france is not the race for you
after all, these days runners are cleaner than ever
go watch the glowing races in moortugal


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 21:32 [Preview] No.25126 del
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>>25124
This is why the Monuments are the superior races for watt supremacists. They're all about big watts, big bundas, big schintzels, etc


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 21:32 [Preview] No.25127 del
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>>25125
Can't help but nootice this fact is often repeated
the more its repeated the faster the riders go


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 21:35 [Preview] No.25128 del
>>25127
have you seen just how ROUND the wheels are getting lately?


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 21:37 [Preview] No.25129 del
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>>25127
Well every new frame and every new set of wheels saves 5 watts
So that's 10 watts saved per year, so over last 15 years that's 150 watts saved in marginal gains right there
Add some sugar instead of riders starving themselves, and wa la every stage is 50 km/h average


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 21:39 [Preview] No.25130 del
>>25129
And more protein bars


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>>25130
>Thinking protein bars can fuel even the shortest and flattest of recovery rides


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.25132 del
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>>25128
>>25129
soon we will reach 0 watts


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 21:45 [Preview] No.25133 del
>>25125
Poortugal is DONE, Bert. Everyone is banned, or toned it down a LOT (Moreira)


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 21:49 [Preview] No.25134 del
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>>25133
This, sadly. Long gone are the days of Balarcón and Amaro Antunes raiding Torre, putting over 4 minutes into everyone else.


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.25135 del
>>25111
according to himself, today he was still cooked from the TT yesterday
tomorrow he'll be gigacooked (according to my extrapolation)


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.25136 del
>>25135
the second day after a krak is always the worst


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.25137 del
>>25135
I don't think Grug was ever known for great recovery, he will OTL tomorrow


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>>25138
It's real

More undiluted pure Pogi GT fun


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 22:33 [Preview] No.25140 del
>>25138
ayuso live reaction


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.25141 del
>>25140
Ayuso is running Poland and Guaxningxi or something


Bert 07/10/2025 (Thu) 22:40 [Preview] No.25142 del
>>25138
2025 La Vuelta Ciclista a Espana (Final GC)
1. CARAPAZ Richie
2. MAS Eric
3. POGACAR Thaddeus


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 00:12 [Preview] No.25143 del
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MADOUAS wins tomorrow and takes yellow


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.25144 del
>>25139
This picture is pure unadulterated ciclismo


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 01:39 [Preview] No.25145 del
last few days my egg score is noticeably lower for given effort
can't tell if my strapon is broken and just under-reading or I am finally reaping the gainz of heat adaption


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 01:51 [Preview] No.25146 del
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We LIVE in Magnificent Qinghai

These parcours are beyond hilarious


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.25147 del
>>25146
avg asiatour break of the day:
>44 yr old byelorussian
>formerly suspended track cyclist [also byelorussian]
>Tali LANE WELSH
>washed australian former pro


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.25148 del
>>25137
Isn't it harder for big guys because of how much eating they need to do?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.25149 del
we live in chinkhigh


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.25150 del
>camera heli lands to clean lens, entire process is broadcasted


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.25151 del
very good spectacle for a race literally no one watches


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 05:03 [Preview] No.25152 del
>>25151
Rooting for my petrolike boys


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.25153 del
>jersey for best placed asian rider
>current holder is SAFARZADEH, placed 31st in GC
kek


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.25154 del
mexicans drilling it


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.25155 del
BIG Caicedo and Astana crack SILVA


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.25156 del
SILVA hero ride, MULUBRHAN emptying the tank to try to get a gap


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.25157 del
grupo compacto. looking to be a sprint finish. lets see if MULUBRHAN bottles it again


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.25158 del
MECHANICAL de CAICEDO. only CALLEJAS of abruzzo fame remains for petrolike in g1


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.25159 del
>>25158
Noooooo


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.25160 del


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.25161 del
I used to imagine that being a Pogi fan would be some sort of blissful, dopamine-infused experience: relaxing with a brightly-hued cocktail in front of the tv as win after win is delivered, rivals and rival fans are humiliated, the occasional mishap swamped by all the triumphs and outbursts of "GOAT!"-related gloating.
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But I've come to realise just how childishly wrong I was. Every stage is actually a hellscape of irritations, betrayal and anger. Teams that ride when they're not permitted to, deals that aren't respected, fans that talk about cannibalism or Mr Gianetti. Being a Pogi fan is actually a tough, tough gig. All those supporters of Rogla, Tibopino or random breakaway specialists don't know how lucky they have it.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.25162 del
>>25161
it pales in comparison to the trials and tribulations of our resident KUSS ultra


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.25163 del
random dude with a flare


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.25164 del
mulbrhan ez. yawn


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.25165 del
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Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.25167 del
>>25138
pcs is not confirmation that it’s real. Dutchman just decided gianetti’s interview was on the nose enough


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.25168 del
>>25161
hoge bomen vangen veel wind michel


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.25169 del
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>>25167
I'm sorry but the hln article is already in edit


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.25170 del
>>25129
>Add some sugar instead of riders starving themselves, and wa la every stage is 50 km/h average
People here like to meme on this but then they realize at 35 that they have been drinking too little water on their rides their whole life. Eating and drinking has been improved a lot and the training is much more serious from a younger age. Sometimes you hear stories from ex pros about their training and it's total amateur hour compared to the robotic shit riders like Vingegaard does today.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.25171 del
Our boy SAINBAYAR torteen minutes down, even behind MONK and IDERBOLD, barely ahead Gr. VIVIANI-RUIZ
I don't like his development in Burgos Burpellet


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.25172 del
>>25171
Monk was in the break too, grim


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.25173 del
What makes some riders so delusional? This guy has had an off 2 years and acts like he's winning left and right


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.25174 del
>>25173
the shitters on shitter teams all think like that
>I can do it I'm just unlucky
>I'm this close to winning
>any day now


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.25175 del
>>25173
I had no idea this fraud was at the Le Tour


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.25176 del
some instagram cyclist squeaker is stuck in an iranian jail


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.25177 del
AERT GOES SOLO


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.25178 del
>>25177
way too early Uno-x is stil fresh now


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.25179 del
>Yeray Álvarez has been provisionally suspended for doping. The Spaniard (30) of Athletic Club tested positive after the home defeat to Manchester United (0-3) in the semi-finals of the Europa League. According to the defender, the positive test was due to the use of a hair loss medication.
Uh oh Bertbros...


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.25180 del
when will wout learn that he has to work for jonas?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.25181 del
Thanks W*ut, another alibi attack and 0 points again


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.25182 del
>>25176
Dude made a video the day before all smug "so apparently it's dangerous, Ahaha look how nice it is"


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.25183 del
Well that was cringe


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.25184 del
>weekend stages are 2 flat sprinter slurpers
Behead who is responsible for this


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.25185 del
>>25184
Everybody need to be fresh for the 14th of July firework


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.25186 del
>>25184
Everybody need to be fresh for the 14th of July firework


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.25187 del
Shitter break, wake me up in 2 hours


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.25188 del
PCS cooking some bullshit again
Live stats have broken styling and shit


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.25189 del
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German stream claims that theres a rumor of Big Kev to Ineos. You heard it here first


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.25190 del
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wheels are rounder than ever today


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.25191 del
>>25189
pretty sure this has been posted in this thread for WEEKS


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.25192 del
>>25190
t-tailwind!
>>25191
ahem I said you heard it here first ppa


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.25193 del
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ABANDON CATTANEO Mattia


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.25194 del
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Every other place in Austria is called Winkl


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.25195 del
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>>25194
They're doing the gainsberg, kino climb. Shame they removed the rampa at the end


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 12:15 [Preview] No.25196 del
>>25195
They are not going all the way up?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.25197 del
ABANDON ESPARGARÓ Aleix


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.25198 del
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>>25197
should've stayed on the moped
kwab


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.25199 del
>>25197
KWAB


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.25200 del
>>25196
Looks like they do actually. Last k is a proper rampa


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.25201 del
>>25200
Im having ptsd flashbacks


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 12:30 [Preview] No.25202 del
>>25201
Same, did it with 36*28, it wasn't fun


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.25203 del
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Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.25204 del
lady lippert won in italy
coomers shall celebrate with a tribute


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.25205 del
They're pacing up the gaisberg


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.25206 del
so do we need to apologize to liane for finally winning?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.25207 del
>>25204
already coomed 3 times today, my tank is empty


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.25208 del
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>>25129
>wa la
it's of french origin


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.25209 del
>>25206
yes
you know what to do


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.25210 del
>>25200
Rampa time


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.25211 del
AJ AUGUST GOES SOLO


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.25212 del
august in july


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.25213 del
Waar STÜSSI, waar ZOIDL?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.25214 del
>>25212
He went too early


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.25215 del
DEL TORO betrayal


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.25216 del
AUGUST about to be MADER'd


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.25217 del
ez victory for del stier


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.25218 del
kwabbed aj


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.25219 del
>>25162
luv me sep


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:05 [Preview] No.25220 del
top 10


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.25221 del
esparago DNF?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.25222 del
not normal


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.25223 del
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Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.25224 del
>>25222
POV: watching from vine land as I finally catch the skinwalker this winter


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.25225 del
>>25222
very little decency on display here


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.25226 del
>>25222
b-but I was told august could do huuuge power how come he gets kwabbed and never anything but?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.25227 del
>>25223
You can't suffer in austria


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.25228 del
>>25222
Roglicesque.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.25229 del
>>25227
that's Deutschland in the background, adolfs favorite place on earth


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.25230 del
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I still have two black toenails from my walkings in Italy. Will this ever go away


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.25231 del
we soon need a new thread, so be forewarned.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.25232 del
>>25230
They'll fall at some point


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.25233 del
>>25229
from what i heard this area of germany all the way to konigsee is a big NO GO


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.25234 del
>>25231
Post it to 1000 first


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.25235 del
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Apparently BARRE and LE BERRE are two different runners


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.25236 del
>>25232
Why doesn't it just grow out


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.25238 del
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Was Baudin poped for dopage once or am I thinking about another squeaker?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.25239 del
Where is Coquard


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.25240 del
>>25238
That was Baudin, yes. TRAMADOL


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.25241 del
Let's keep the thread at 999 posts


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.25242 del
lets not make a new thread at all
if certain someones enjoy a thread at 1000 points we should have them delight in it
forever.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.25244 del
>>25242
Forever locked in a dead thread such is the fate of the autistic brain


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.25249 del
>>25244
Brrrrr. Comfy.

Had to go to office today, it was horrible.
The trein back had a bunch of drunk mongrel polaks blasting disco polo, subhuman polish rap and smoking cigs just outside of my compartment. They were probably drinking too. Luckily my compartment had the window open and a trein going choochoo drowned it all out.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:42 [Preview] No.25250 del


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.25435 del
>>25197
pussy



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