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/cyc/ - Tour de France Thread #4 Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No. 25237
Intimidation edition

>Current and upcoming races
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
06.07 - 13.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
06.07 - 13.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
09.07 - 13.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
16.07 - 20.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
19.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1 WE
20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/kCgLX5Pn (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
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>previous Thread:
>>24235


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.25243 del
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First for Dopage


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.25245 del
second for are dear Sep Kus


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:34 [Preview] No.25246 del
BAUDIN


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:37 [Preview] No.25247 del
4th for eggs


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.25248 del
Hinault looks like a real sourpuss


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.25251 del
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puck didn't win today


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.25252 del
>>25251
FAT TITS won today


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.25253 del
REMCO EVENEPOEL LACHEE


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.25254 del
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>>25251
Big fat tits


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.25255 del
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>mfw big kev takes yellow today


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.25256 del
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Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.25257 del
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higher altitude = bigger milkers


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.25258 del
baudin cramping (lack of tramadol)


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.25259 del
Memco seething


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.25260 del
Balding using pedals


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.25261 del
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Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.25262 del
>>25261
someone slip an egg in this kod's jersey pocket, STAT


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.25263 del
let's not be shy


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.25264 del
sänk yu for supporting primos roglitsch


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.25265 del
visma doing their underhanded tricks again


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.25266 del
today pog dies


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.25267 del
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bretagne, home


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.25268 del
slippy G laché


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.25269 del
visma drilling


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.25270 del
politt weak


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.25271 del
sovl crowd, I love the tour


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.25272 del
nice rampa


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.25273 del
wake up bert things are happening


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.25274 del
that crowd wow


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.25275 del
holy kino


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.25276 del
CHUTE
kwab


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.25277 del
Sheikh to the front


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.25278 del
pogi suffering, today is the day


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.25279 del
chute comicale champussy
good luck trying to clip in again in this rampa


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.25280 del
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LIPOWITZ absolutely refuses to ride tactically


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.25281 del
grug lache


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.25282 del
They're making it hard for grug so that fish takes some boni


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.25283 del
grug laché


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.25284 del
>>25280
being retarded and riding like shit is a mandate in b*ra


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.25285 del
GRUG LACHEE
ROGLIC NOT LACHEE what a shock


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.25286 del
wout still there for once, but doesn't pull


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.25287 del
>>25280
he used to be a biathlete


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.25288 del
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OH OH OH
MUR DE BRETAGNE
OH OH OH


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.25289 del
AERT GOES SOLO
TRINE ON SUICIDE WATCH


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.25290 del
wout lost his glasses in the descend


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.25291 del
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>loses glasses
wout can't take a break


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.25292 del
another display of knuckleheadism by visma just to spite trine


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.25293 del
>>25291
stop with the bullshit AI "squeakers"


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.25294 del
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>>25293
you're lucky I'm out of free credits


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.25295 del
>UAE train and then 7 wheels further down Almeida
always funny


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.25296 del
Ynr Vlasov


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.25297 del
>>25296
ynr any bora rider


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.25298 del
Roglic wins today BTW


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.25299 del
I don't remember SHIT


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.25300 del
>>25296
why didn't they bring lazkano or fisher-black?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.25301 del
grug back at the front


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.25302 del
remco in shit position again


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.25303 del
>>25300
>lazkano
that dude might be dead


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.25304 del
>>25302
Doesn't help he needs to move up on his own.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.25305 del
waar merlol? he's not even in the fatso groupetto


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.25306 del
>>25303
is there any info what happened to him?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.25307 del
>>25306
he got sick a few times and bora decided to harvest him for organs


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.25308 del
>>25305
yeah I was surprised at how small the green jersey group was


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.25309 del
CHUTE BRUTAL


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.25310 del
chute brutale


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.25311 del
Joao down?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.25312 del
buitrago got hit
maybe martinez as well


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.25313 del
elite harvested


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.25314 del
CHUTE MASSIF
HEALY
DUMB BAR
SQUILLAUME
ELITE
MARTINEZ


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.25315 del
holy shit that zoom on healy and the crack of carbon
scared the shit out of me


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.25316 del
CATASTROPHIQUE CHUTE


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.25317 del
>>25311
yea its almeida
fuck


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.25318 del
Comical.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.25319 del
BUITRAGO COLLECTED


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.25320 del
/ELITE/ DEAD


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.25321 del
FUCK FUCK FUCK


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.25322 del
this would never have happened with wider handlebars


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.25323 del
that looked like tubeless striked again


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.25324 del
>>25315
speaking of healy, very good near save. Basically just fell in slow motion and should have no damage


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.25325 del
Half of Bahrain died there.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.25326 del
Dunbar with a nice trickshot with his bike. Tony Hawk trick sound necessary for that.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.25327 del
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brutal


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.25328 del
SafeR please save us


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.25329 del
goddammit


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.25330 del
>>25327
80k eurodolars right there


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.25331 del
>massive crash
>french teams and visma gassing it at the front
same as it ever was
same as it ever was


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.25332 del
parrot painter looks pretty fat this season


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.25333 del
Visma rode all the time just to get insta dropped by Wellens lol


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.25334 del
>>25333
kek


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.25335 del
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webm stolen from rusbert


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.25336 del
POG
REMSHEIK
VINGO


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.25337 del
remco strong today


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.25338 del
memco pas normal
jonas weak


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.25339 del
GO REMKING


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.25340 del
Come on Vauquelin


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.25341 del
>>25338
is it really pas normal if the entire dropped gc group manages to come back as he pulls?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.25342 del
Lame


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.25343 del
kek riders at the front just chilling seated while the jobbers have to go out of the saddle and go full gas


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.25344 del
>>25341
I think that was his plan to not get dropped


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.25345 del
Dopacar scared to go solo


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.25346 del
onley my man


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.25347 del
too much decency today


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.25348 del
slurped so hard that narvaez can do a little leadout


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.25349 del
what a disappointment


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.25350 del
>>25344
thats possible
didn't intend to slander him either


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.25351 del
Ez


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.25352 del
well yes


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.25353 del
picnic postnl 3rd


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.25354 del
why does jonas looks back so much? what was he expecting to see after crossing the finish line?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.25355 del
Ridiculously lame
I want my money back


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.25356 del
I would like to readjust Martinez for Onley back please.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.25357 del
>>25354
checking to see how much he gapped the rest


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.25358 del
>>25354
>wheres matteo
>I hope matteo is fine
>is he there?
>maybe he cramped
>I should ride back and check


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.25359 del
The real question is....how dead is /elite/ ?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.25360 del
lol


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.25361 del
Norbert may be very good today.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.25362 del
>>25357
they started sprinting like 50 meters before the finish line on a flat finish, what kind of gap could he even expect?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.25363 del
>>25359
He seemed to be one of the first back on his bike, so hopefully not too dead


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.25364 del
>>25358
kek


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.25365 del
made it to the finish:
yatesi
emu
squillaume


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.25366 del
>>25358
lmao


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.25367 del
remco lost all punch if he ever had any


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.25368 del
Man Jorgenson really has negative punch.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.25369 del
>>25367
Jonas is outpunshing a 2 times LBL winner btw


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.25370 del
Pogi relegated for deviation during sprint?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.25371 del
>>25362
2 seconds
it's a new experience for him he used to be bad at punchy finishes


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.25372 del
>>25369
jonas sacrificed tt and climbing ability for punch


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.25373 del
hello Orla


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.25374 del
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lipo didn't skip chest day


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.25375 del
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BORA again laughable


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.25377 del
>>25369
vingo's punch is really impressive this season, weird area to progress since that was not what cost him the win last time


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.25378 del
So did almeida died for tubeless?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.25379 del
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the big 4
somehow gall is there


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.25380 del
>>25378
One of our commentators thought he saw a bidon squirting but it might have been sealant now that I think of it


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>>25378
something exploded. UAE is riding some special conti tire without any puncture protection


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Mas lost 50 seconds on a 2km climb


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.25383 del
FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO BUITRAGO FUCK FUCK FUCK


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.25384 del
>>25382
he was stuck behind the crash


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.25385 del
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OUCH


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.25386 del
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ouch


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.25387 del
>>25386
Zim-Zam? Ouch ouch.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.25388 del
>>25377
but now he’s on the kwabcam with Pogacar atleast guess they wanted stage wins


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>>25384
Stop ruining my sensationalist news with facts and logic.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.25390 del
>>25387
barre
zimzam is german champ


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.25391 del
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>>25387
it's barré


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.25392 del
WHY DID I NOT JUST PICK ONLEY. I AM GOING INSAAAAANE


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.25393 del
Hannah Walker legs..... yummy


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.25394 del
>>25392
Were you not putting a lot of fake teams with him too?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.25395 del
>>25387
no zim has the nc jersey
that being said the butt is now painted in team colors and matches the shoulder diagonally


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.25396 del
I keep cashing in on onley and kevin velopoints


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.25397 del
>>25390
>>25391
>>25395
>barré is quite tall
Always thought it is a ginger midget.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.25398 del
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>where does it hurt
<everywhere


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.25399 del
Results will take a moment, clearly some spare bikes are not counted yet.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.25400 del
>>25391
well done guys we got him in the yellow again


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.25401 del
2onas might be stealing the most amount of 2nd places away from 2out


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.25402 del
>>25391
we lost again he we’re superstars he


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.25403 del
Matty O'Jorgens on the rise


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.25404 del
>>25391
exactly what did they play well today? Not losing time and working a whole bunch before the finish for no gain?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.25405 del
Almeida finished, yay


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.25406 del
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zimzam has seen some shit


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.25407 del
Well, hopefully Almeida can at least still deliver some deathpulls


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.25408 del
>>25404
their plan is to tire pogacar but the only one close to dying at the finish is vingo every time


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.25409 del
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MARTINEZ along BITTNER, he aint doing SHIT this Tour.
FUCK.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.25410 del
see you on monday, shan't be having sprinter slurpage for weekend races


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.25411 del
>>25408
Team won’t even have to work next two days on pancake flat sprint stages


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.25412 del
>>25408
reading Visma fan cope every day is so funny


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.25413 del
>>25410
>misses all the chute fun


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.25414 del
>>25411
yeah, this was a fine day to take yellow back


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.25415 del
>>25413
the only thing spr*nters are good for is chute comicaleing for my humour and enjoyment


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.25416 del
What strategy does /cyc/ think Visma should use?
Realistically nothing other than waiting for Pogacar to potentially bonk again will work.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.25417 del
>>25411
and after that the game is on anyway


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.25418 del
>>25416
>What strategy does /cyc/ think Visma should use?
Maybe trying to pedal faster?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.25419 del
>>25416
try to create a kuss situation with jorgenson and nothing else


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.25420 del
>>25416
well this worked in 2023 because he didn’t have the same training load


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.25421 del
>>25416
can't think of anything but that 2bh especially since they are so far behind already
Can't drop pog on steep climbs like in 2023 because he's now stronger than them, can't sprint away from pog near the finish and go for a few seconds like he did when he was behind, can't out TT him can't drop him on climbs can't drop him anywhere.
Pray for bonk, chute or mechanical it is


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.25422 del
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Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.25423 del
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>>25422


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.25424 del
do you think pog will ride on reserve with this gap to dominate the vuelta?
realistically he just needs to wait till the last few km to counter vingo if he can


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.25425 del
>>25424
He'll do one dominant attack on one of the hard stages then duck wheels


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.25426 del
>>25424
he still has to get the stage wins record


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.25427 del
>>25425
break some doping record on the ventoux it is


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.25428 del
>>25424
He doesn't have to. Jonas will also be his main competition for Vuelta so if they both ride hard now they'll both be tired then.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.25429 del
Surely plenty of sprinters abandoning after the weekend. Only two other possible sprint stages until the end, and even those might not be real opportunities.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.25430 del
merlier was minutes ahead of the fatman group
why isn't he bothering to fight for green? seems like he climbs better than he used to


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.25431 del
>>25416
free my boy SEPP
let him and matty cook in the spitz


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.25432 del
>>25428
I doubt vingegaard will actually ride the vuelta after his mommy's plea to come home and getting his shit kicked in here


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.25433 del
Pretty decent performance by Lipowitz considering he started the last climb almost last in the group.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.25437 del
>>25427
Hautacam


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.25438 del
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Results. >>25434 (you)


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.25439 del
>>25432
Well then he will have no competition so still no reason to save energy here.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.25440 del
>Visma | Lease a Bike made it through the first week of the Tour de France without any damage. On the Mur-de-Bretagne, the last true classic stage, the team also saw Jonas Vingegaard sprint to second place behind Tadej Pogacar. This pleased team manager Marc Reef. "You could see he had energy left in the sprint."

I now remember why I hate them so much


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.25441 del
>>25440
He's only 1:30 behind after 0 mountain stage. Looks like a win to me


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.25442 del
>>25441
>It was a very good first week overall. We got through the first seven stages well as a team without any crashes, except for a small one from Sepp Kuss, and we also gained some time on several rivals in the general classification in the first stage.

heh but we beat the other rivals


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.25443 del
Otruba wins in portugal and bertacek isn't here to celebrate
how grim


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.25444 del
>>25442
>It was a very good first week overall
I wouldn't want to see what a bad first week would look like then


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.25445 del
>>25442
They're behind vauquelin though


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.25446 del
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>>25443
I'm sure he's out riding his bike.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.25447 del
>>25443
FUCK, I am watching Vuelta a Madrid and completely forgot about Portugal, SAD!


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.25448 del
>>25445
they're also behind remco so I fail to see who the other rivals even are
roglic?
lipo?
el Mas?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.25449 del
>>25446
it's raining dogs and cats
tomorrow too so will be forced to watch the turboslupring stage


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.25450 del
>>25422
wtf creepy


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.25451 del
>>25429
deep tour “sprint” stages are always breakaways because the only fat green sprinter left won’t have anyone to work with


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.25452 del
>>25442
Oscar onley huge rival of Jonas


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.25453 del
>>25452
Vinegar off the podium behind Onley, Vauquelin, Evenepoel, Gall, Lipowitz, Roglic


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.25454 del
>>25416
not waste any more useless energy on hilly stages, just don't lose time and protect jonas and matteo, trine is right that wout is too egoistical and washed.
In the mountains they can do their satellite meme again and bait pogi into following an early attack. Isolate him and never pull.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.25455 del
HERZOG #2 very good


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 16:39 [Preview] No.25456 del
>>25455
Less fraudulent brother?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 16:44 [Preview] No.25457 del
>>25456
to be determined


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.25458 del
Thanks to /elite/ mistfortune, the BORA power duo moved up one spot in the GC.
Trust the plan.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.25459 del
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>>25458
Jorgenson will lose time slaving in the montanãs , Only hasn't broken a collarbone in months, Grug can't into big climbs, Vauquelin will crack under pressure....
Only Remco to go and we're good.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No.25460 del
>>25459
this post has been fact checked as FALSE
anntention payers know that big matty jorgz has been methodically saving matches all year


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 17:53 [Preview] No.25461 del
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According to xeet posted by Rusbert J-wow has a kraaked rib.
This velodrama season was just never meant to be, for me.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 17:55 [Preview] No.25462 del
>>25461
*Bertc, not Rusbert.
Get that Tryglav a little bigger, I have to strain my old eyes to pick it out.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 18:13 [Preview] No.25463 del
>Bonus Vinegar


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 18:18 [Preview] No.25464 del
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>77 MOREIRA Mauricio +07:06
>107 GONZALEZ Abner +14:55


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 18:23 [Preview] No.25465 del
ROGLIC and ALMEIDA[soon enough at least] to be the newest members of the GT DNF TRILOGY club this year, both achieving the honored distinction of crashing out of each GT at least once.
active runners already in club are:
FROOME, S. YATES, VLASOV, KRUISWIJK, CLARKE, TAARAMÄE, MEINTJES, DEGENKOLB, DE LA CRUZ, VERVAEKE, BAUHAUS, WOODS.

please add any other distinguished members i couldnt find. ALMEIDA seems to be by far the youngest member at 26


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 18:26 [Preview] No.25466 del
>>25464
what went so WRONG


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 18:30 [Preview] No.25467 del
>>25465
KUSS would never


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 18:39 [Preview] No.25468 del
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relaxing post work ride, finally feel fresh again after a week of sluggish riding
only one more week of work till some vacation time


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 18:48 [Preview] No.25469 del
>Almeida has a broken rib but they're gonna keep him in the race


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 18:52 [Preview] No.25470 del
>"I noticed that Remco didn't want me to be there," said Vauquelin, who was leading the chase. "He was scared, because he'd been leading the entire climb. Not to win the stage, but to gain time in the general classification."

>"That didn't work in my favor," the Frenchman thinks. "Especially not when Jhonatan Narváez came back before the finish. I couldn't position myself properly anymore. And I'd put in such a hard effort at the bottom that it was simply too far. But I have no regrets. The strongest riders were at the front."

does king kevin think he'll survive the mountains? what a funny interview


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.25471 del
>>25468
how many œufs you scored there Bert ?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.25472 del
>>25470
Kinda takes it too personally there w/e all these guys are on massive edge


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.25473 del
>>25471
16 eieren


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 20:11 [Preview] No.25474 del
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How in God's name are these weekend stages at the Tour de France


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 20:13 [Preview] No.25475 del
>>25474
half the sprinter field is gone so it’s so much worse to


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 20:18 [Preview] No.25476 del
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>>25475
Well I made a smart move by only getting a single cheap sprinter who is guaranteed some top ten results (Jeanierre, very secret pick, you probably don't know him)


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 20:19 [Preview] No.25477 del
Why is Steve Buscemi in every movie? Who is the rider with the most race days, so I would ask why that guy is in every race? I assume Lutsenko last season was such a case.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 20:19 [Preview] No.25478 del
>>25474
they will slurp the semen extra thick because of the past 3 stages. But all that slurp will make the riders inattentive and they will chute comicale and brutale


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 20:22 [Preview] No.25479 del
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>grugs face when he has to sprint instead of relaxing because his manager said he will go for green in jappes stead


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 20:38 [Preview] No.25481 del
>>25480
Who even is that edmonson guy and why does he DNF so often?


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.25482 del
>>25481
5th place on a giro stage? I'm not buying it


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 20:47 [Preview] No.25483 del
>>25481
A most trusted gregario


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.25484 del
>>25479
he was asked about green after today's stage and he didn't sound too enthused by the idea kek


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.25485 del
>>25484
ed. BUT he better go for it to get me those velopoints


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 21:00 [Preview] No.25486 del
>>25484
you couldn’t pay me to be a sprinter


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 21:04 [Preview] No.25487 del
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>>25479


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 21:08 [Preview] No.25488 del
>>25480
>hasn't been a 100 raceday season since 2015
sports gone soft


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>>25488
>sports gone soft

Yes well 10 years ago they would race these first 7 stages at the average speed of 35km/h and only go hard the last 10km.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 21:41 [Preview] No.25491 del
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I have consulted my crystal ball and I have seen stuff you Berts wouldn't believe
the Le Tour won by ROGLIC


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>>25491
Pass the glue I want a huff as well


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 22:01 [Preview] No.25493 del
>>25470
Sounds like he's dreaming of the podium. Maybe he forgot he threw 4+ minutes to Almeida in Tour de Suisse that didn't even have that big mountains.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 22:07 [Preview] No.25494 del
>>25493
has a very good chance of being the "best rider on a french team" and also "best french rider". his competition is Gall (lol), squillaume, and maybe APP; he has a good chance


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 22:27 [Preview] No.25495 del
>>25494
>"best rider on a french team" and also "best french rider"
Those are prestigious moral victories but for me it's all about best placed rider with a Bygma helmet


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 22:42 [Preview] No.25496 del
Just a few years ago who would have tought Wellens would be the best gregario in the business.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 22:56 [Preview] No.25497 del
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So how is Buitrago. Tell me. I can handle it


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 22:57 [Preview] No.25498 del
>>25497
Bert, I...


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 23:00 [Preview] No.25499 del
>>25498
WHAT


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 23:01 [Preview] No.25500 del
>>25499
...nothing


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 23:02 [Preview] No.25501 del
>>25496
definitely one of those riders who I've only been dimly aware of even as they're decently successful


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 23:02 [Preview] No.25502 del
>>25500
Oh


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 00:17 [Preview] No.25503 del
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good one, very tasty — 50:50 home milled hard red spring and red fife (a flavorful heirloom wheat)


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.25504 del
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>>25503


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 03:32 [Preview] No.25505 del
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>Twas the night before a sprint stage
>when all through the house
>Not a creature was stirring
>not even a mouse


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.25506 del
>it's almost /cyc/locross season
c o m f y


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.25507 del
Almeida had a tubeless explosion confirmed apparantly.
Will they ever stop this?


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.25508 del
The break is on Tuesday.
What the FUCK.
They have angered the Gods of ciclismo.
They took Pippo, Jappe and Almeida for us to atone.


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.25509 del
>>25507
source? It won't end unless the UCI looks into it, but enve and zipp are too powerful


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.25510 del
>>25508
Can't have a break on national day bert. Also this is why we have two shitty sprinters day in the weekend


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.25511 del
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hehe


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.25512 del
>>25510
That's even more damning, sin against the holy day of rest for the fake gods of that forsaken revolution which put into action all the degeneracy still holding firm today.
How many will be collected on that day?


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.25513 del
>>25509
sporza says almeida's tire exploded but they don't really have any proof except the sealant on the video
I choose to believe it anyway


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.25514 del
>>25513
It's really crazy they're covering it up so much


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.25515 del
>>25514
I mean you hear a tire pop, I just don't know if it's because of the crash or the cause of the crash
anyway it shouldn't pop at all


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.25516 del
>"We want to build up a deficit, but not too much, so Felix can get back into the GC with an attack in the mountains," his teammate Oliver Naesen explained to Sporza. "That was the plan, and it looks good."

>Consciously losing time, only to gain time again. It's remarkable to say the least, but Naesen explains why this isn't such a crazy idea at all. "As a GC rider, you can stay defensively with the group, but then you'll lose a minute every day and you won't have any freedom."

>"On the other hand, Felix isn't technically inclined. In a echelon, you won't be riding with him in the top thirty. We knew we would lose time, and we wanted to embrace that without stress. That way, you don't arrive at the first climbs with a backpack full of disappointments. Last year, Ben O'Connor finished second in the Vuelta that way. If you don't have a superman, that's the most sensible tactic. The GC is less of an obsession than a stage win."

big brain


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.25517 del
>>25514
>>25515
you can see the tire is off the rim once almeida is down but he's not the first one to go down is he? Can't see shit in the chute webm but I doubt that caused it, rather just the result of the chute


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.25518 del
>>25517
don't know if it's region locked or not
https://sporza.be/nl/2025/07/11/-plof-klapband-is-oorzaak-van-vreselijke-val-met-almeida-je-ziet-de-vloeistof-ontsnappen~1752264095272/

but at 16 seconds you see haig (?) go down first but even before he hits the ground there's a mist of sealant coming from the wheel


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.25519 del
>>25516
Gall picker feasting


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.25520 del
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thanks pcs man


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.25521 del
>>25520
before and after a chute


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.25522 del
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Isaac fan club in Innsbruck


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.25523 del
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I just to be a ski jumper


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.25524 del
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why did the Norwegian die again? tubeless tires?


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.25525 del
>>25524
yes, explosion on the downhill with semi hooked rims


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.25526 del
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attaque stüssi


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.25527 del
Looks like I will have to dust out the good old rape machine today


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.25528 del
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STÜSSI and ZOIDL go solo


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.25529 del
>>25526
the unclean duo mios dio


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.25530 del
>>25524
big wheelset will have you believe it was skill issue


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.25531 del
ZOIDL already dropped


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.25532 del
ZOIDL is BACK


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.25533 del
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please don't chute


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.25534 del
>>25524
100% hookless


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.25535 del
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I hate servicing my wife's e-bike. Has normal Deore components but they made everything extra hard to reach. The way they mounted the bolts for the brake calibers is ridiculous, nearly impossible to reach.


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.25536 del
>>25524
100% hookless


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.25537 del
AHEM UCI????


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.25538 del
Suprised my man Primozic is there.
I expected him to get assassinated by big hookles after he spilled the beans on what happened last year.


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.25539 del
>>25535
Just use the local bike shop bert


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.25540 del
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he could do those portuguese shitter races as leader instead of slaving for del stier


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.25541 del
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attaque stüssi


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.25542 del
STÜSSI and DOUBLE go solo with a fraud on their wheel


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.25543 del
>>25542
the fraud has rainbow bands...


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.25544 del
today andrew august will be unleashed and win the GC


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.25545 del
>>25544
And cockhard will win the sprint


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.25546 del
rampa inhumana in Austria


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.25547 del
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horse category
Austrian commentator recognized the voice of the motorbike rider because of his carinthian accent as dad of Haller


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.25548 del
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My 4chan pass has expired. Bought it last year for easy posting in Mongolia and China. Not sure if I want to renew. I probably post here more often


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.25549 del
>>25548
did you get any extra time for the time when 4chan was hacked by sharty?


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.25550 del
>>25549
No I don't think so. Fuckers


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.25551 del
>>25550
no refunds lol


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.25552 del
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This is the road we wanted to ride this year with me mates. They scheduled it at the end of May despite my objections and of course it was raining and snowing. Our next timeframe is now the end of August. It will probably go as usual.


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.25553 del
>>25539
They all refuse to work on bikes that weren't bought from them or are at least from the same brand that they sell.


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.25554 del
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These gilets they are wearing, how warm do you think they are?
I have one from Gobik and it's paper thin, barely adding any heat comfort at all, perhaps some wind resistance if I am generous.


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.25555 del
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>>25552
Nice place to ride but there is nothing flat, I hope your gearing will be adapted


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.25556 del
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>>25555
Surely 36-34 is enough


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.25557 del
>>25556
Should be fine. Also that kuthai descent torwards Innsbruck is so fast. I think I reached 90km/h


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.25558 del
Moo category


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.25560 del
Dumbar DNS.
I thought his bike did a double flip, not him.


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.25561 del
>Peloton is riding at a moderate pace.


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.25562 del
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c’est parti


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.25564 del
Fraud costa needs to be HUMILIATED again


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 11:48 [Preview] No.25565 del
The road doesn't look that steep but it is very steep


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 11:48 [Preview] No.25566 del
LANGELOTTI going backwards


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.25567 del
>MAJKA pulling for Esteban CHAVEZ
>JUUL-JENSEN is actually HELLEMOSE
peculiar commentary


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.25568 del
very weak from big marlen


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.25569 del
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>Vitamin N
Excuse me?


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.25571 del
I think im taking THE bridge today


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.25572 del
>>25569
Lel


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.25573 del
big shart laché
big attack by lennergy


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.25574 del
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>>25569


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.25575 del
>>25569
Kek


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.25576 del
Peter JANNIS the next STÜSSI showing no decency


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.25577 del
DEL TORO goes solo


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.25578 del
del stier doing what he should have done at the giro


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.25579 del
Waar Bigschartner ?


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.25580 del
>>25569
What does this actually mean? Because I genuinely cannot think of anything


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:18 [Preview] No.25581 del
>>25580
N for Never give up


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.25582 del
Engelhardt pas normal


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.25583 del
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borghini went too longho


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.25584 del
>>25582
he can climb now? wtf


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.25585 del
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>>25581
N for Never pull


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.25586 del
majka should betray the stier


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.25587 del
2ez for del stier


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.25588 del
dopage


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.25589 del
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hypnosis effect started to wear off?


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.25590 del
gigante victory


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.25591 del
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she's dead and gone


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.25592 del
>>25590
gigante dopage


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.25593 del
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pogi is expecting zigi on monday


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.25594 del
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>horse category with actual horses
huh, can you believe it


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.25595 del
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Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.25596 del
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imola stage tomorrow
marlen can still win like jonas can still win the tour


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.25597 del
now we're waiting for the trofeu joaquim agostinho stream to become live as there's no real ciclismo on right now besides it.


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.25598 del
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Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.25599 del
>>25598
She simultaneously looks 25 and 45 it's uncanny


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.25600 del
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>can't sprint anymore
>can't climb anymore
>can't TT anymore
So what does he do


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.25601 del
>>25600
Make Danes seethe?


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.25602 del
>>25600
this was three years ago


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.25603 del
He hasn’t even won an etappe since 2022 I think


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.25604 del
>>25600
Jewing the Dutch


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.25605 del
we live in Portugal
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hd48vOMqU1M [Embed]


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.25606 del
>>25600
we need to go back to this green color for the jersey


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.25607 del
>>25605
There's a LOT of wine advertisement, just like previous days


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.25608 del
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Alison Jackson vibes


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.25609 del
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>kilomšt
portuguese is such a funny language it's unreal


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.25610 del
>>25607
they know their audience, winebert is buying a truckload of vinho verde as we speak


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.25611 del
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>>25608
its a w*ut reference


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.25612 del
tofu can be great if it's prepared well


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.25613 del
>Sebastian Beržick


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.25614 del
is Grana Padano really overproduced or something? why do they need ads for it?


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.25615 del
GUERIN goes solo


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.25616 del
sulfurous


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.25617 del
>Démare, yes, remember him?


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.25618 del
not normal


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.25619 del
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>>25612
I will stick to vegan eggs thank you


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.25620 del
BERWICK chasing, betraying OTRUBA


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.25621 del
kek the photographer in the sunflower


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.25622 del
>>25619
>bert goes sulfurous
>but the wrong kind


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.25623 del
Oh no Bertacekbros, BITTNER not allowed to sprint today


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.25624 del
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GUERIN sounds like mandatory pick for Volta unless he hides a little, gets sabotaged or others dope superhard
PENA also mandatory unless he costs like 20 points


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.25625 del
>>25623
That was known, PPA, he was designated fraud on stage 1 and 3, now LUNG is designated fraud on 8 and 9


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.25626 del
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GUERIN about to be caught by PENA
BERZICK is strugling to hold on


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.25627 del
PENA is a ITTlet thoughbeit


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.25628 del
It would be pretty funny if these two squeakers go thermonuclear now and the peloton gets kwabbed


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.25629 del
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portuguese sounds a bit like russian


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.25630 del
PENA wins
GUERIN second
BERZWICK third

NYCH quickly approaching
GUERIN in camisa amarela


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.25631 del
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nice moustache


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.25632 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZmMuFh6Iwm4 [Embed]
hm


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.25633 del
>>25631
which mustache creme are you using these days for your own handlebars Brtek?


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.25634 del
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egg hunters we're back
almost did a bertacek bonk™ at the end but luckily had just enough fuel


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.25635 del
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Didn't watch a minute of ciclismo today.


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.25636 del
>>25634
that 100km berg is propa eggs


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.25637 del
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>>25635
c'est criminel monsieur


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>>25547
almost chuted into that hors going back down. Very fun day, where were you berts??


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.25639 del
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ok, I think it's time to watch the stage with 1.5km to go


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.25640 del
Milan is such a bully


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.25641 del
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>>25638
VERY cool


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.25642 del
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why is wout there?


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.25643 del
VAN AERT getting ready to lead out KOOJL


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.25644 del
retarded tudor riders saving Milan from eating wind


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.25645 del
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another impressive 2nd place for 2out
moral victory


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.25646 del
Wou2


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.25647 del
>2OUT


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.25648 del
grande


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.25649 del
I'm feeling a milan disqual


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.25650 del
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really exciting 2 minutes that I actually watched of the stage. trying to go even lower than that tomorrow.


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.25651 del
Girmay lost a million places in the end


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.25652 del
I feel bad for stewart for having to lead out kackermann every time


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.25653 del
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GRANDE on the microphone lol


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.25654 del
was the legal?


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.25655 del
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>2out


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.25656 del
>>25638
Thomas Pupp spotted


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.25657 del
>o'coomer +15''
lol


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.25658 del
Where are the funny comments about my W*ut pick now HUH


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.25659 del
>>25658
I picked the winner. what do you say about that?


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.25660 del
>>25658
why did you do it


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.25661 del
>>25658
only 3 more second places and it might be a good pick


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.25662 del
LMAO thale Lidl nose tape


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.25663 del
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Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.25664 del
>"We were riding in a line at the feed zone. I showed my intention to grab a water bottle from my caregiver. He was twenty meters behind the Visma | Lease a Bike rider. Jorgenson decided to pass on the right because he wanted to take a water bottle. I had no choice but to give him a push," said Pogacar.

>"They do this a lot."
>"I don't know what their intention is. They do this a lot. They ride in front of you at the feed zone as if they're the only ones who need water bottles. Sometimes you have to be patient and stay on the wheel. You have to show everyone respect," he expressed his frustration with his rival Jonas Vingegaard's team.

lmao jorgenson is going to mentally break him (he will destroy them on every stage out of spite)


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.25665 del
>>25664
I saw the video, it's not the friendliest push


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.25666 del
>>25665
should’ve pushed him into the ditch


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.25667 del
>>25664
little twink needs to mind his manners lest he find himself shoulder checked into a ditch by the idahoan BVLL


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.25668 del
>>25664
they should just KILL vismoids at this point


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.25669 del
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ynr that De Lie is in this race


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:53 [Preview] No.25670 del
>>25669
5th place in a tour de france stage means nothing to you? Imagine all the UCI points he just won. It's like a lottery win for lotto.


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.25671 del
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This was it? Shit, I thought it is a long way to go.
Anyways, I guess for me it is Igor winning Wimpleton today.


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.25672 del
>>25669
ynr that mohoric is in this race
ynr that aranburu is in this race
ynr that Nys is in this race


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.25673 del
>>25672
oh and the worst offender
>Cort


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.25674 del
>>25673
Cort BETTER do something


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.25675 del
Yep, Slav women built for tennis, whatever the flag.
Too bad it is borderline unwatchable.


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.25676 del
nobody would know Roglic was riding it if not for bertacek let’s be real


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.25677 del
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>>25676
DE broadcast reminds me of his existence like 25 times per hour


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.25678 del
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2 hour egg sesh today
with le water from the sky (brtek don't look)


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.25679 del
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>>25678
It's been raining whole day so I called it a rest day


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.25680 del
Groenewegen is also in this race, tietema spending his entire budget on this fraud


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.25681 del
>>25672
>mohoric
Did he get worse or did everyone else just get a lot better?


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.25682 del
>>25678
It's like picking up the guitar and then looking at a video of some random kid shredding with you berts.
I will just sell me bike and stick to Land des Kaufs rides.


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.25683 del
>>25681
he's not even trying these days


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.25684 del
>>25681
I haven't seen him do ANYTHING this year


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.25685 del
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>>25679
I thought I could navigate around it but ofc that was silly because rain radars are a lie

in other news theres some mtb city race in Germany (tiz started making noise) and the setting is kinda kino
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QCpHPeaBq54 [Embed]


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.25686 del
>>25681
Him and Colbrelli were the biggest beneficiaries of the covid era with little to no testing.


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.25687 del
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I got BABA IS YOU in the Steam sale. I am a smart guy so surely this is not going to destroy my face


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.25688 del
>>25687
I almost made it to the end without guides so you should be fine
some of the final levels I did have to cheat unfortunately


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.25689 del
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>>25686
really suspicious that his tdf stage wins and msr only happened after 2021
and now hes shit again


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.25690 del
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>>25688
I will solve everything by myself


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.25691 del
>>25690
I doubt it


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.25692 del
>>25689
Mohoric is back to back Junior and U23 WC though


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.25693 del
>>25692
lets not forget the 2018 deutschland tour gc victory with stage wins
not insignifican't


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:39 [Preview] No.25694 del
>>25693
I don't know what a Deutschland Tour is but it does show he had talent. Unlike some others who were complete dogshit and suddenly got 5000% better


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.25695 del
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>>25694
>politt
>chessman
>garguil
>bardet
>kiwitom
loaded


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.25696 del
>>25678
Damn you're fast. Do you take descents like a madman too?


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.25697 del
𝙄𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙜𝙝 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙚𝙙 towards Laval. 🚀

We conclude stage 8 with a second place for Wout. Also Jonas and Matteo stayed out of trouble. 👊🐝


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:56 [Preview] No.25698 del
>>25697
I loathe them


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:56 [Preview] No.25699 del
>>25697
>high speed
>incredibly slow stage


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 16:59 [Preview] No.25700 del
>>25696
yes as fast as I can


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 17:03 [Preview] No.25702 del
>>25700
How many chutes per year?


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 17:08 [Preview] No.25703 del
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>>25702
I have never chuted since I started cycling


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.25704 del
>>25703
not even one light kiss to the pavement?


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 17:13 [Preview] No.25705 del
>>25703
The anti roglic


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.25706 del
>>25704
none
I've had almost chutes when people chuted around me and once when I started riding clipless and my brain locked up when it came to unclipping but I had a pole to hold onto so not even that got me


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 17:18 [Preview] No.25707 del
>>25678
bertollo approved profile


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 17:41 [Preview] No.25709 del
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Results. >>25708


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 17:59 [Preview] No.25710 del
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heh
visma fishmonbs


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 18:04 [Preview] No.25711 del
>milan given fine and points deduction but no relegation
pussies


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 18:04 [Preview] No.25712 del
The champion of the squeakers Remco
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DL9jdA9I214/?igsh=Yjc3aWNueHJpbGpx


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 18:05 [Preview] No.25713 del
>>25678
very nice


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 18:06 [Preview] No.25714 del
>>25680
he is made for the shitter 1.1 calendar. 2000 UCI points next year


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 18:14 [Preview] No.25715 del
>>25711
Hahaha 10 points lmao


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 18:28 [Preview] No.25716 del
>>25711
but what did he do? was it because of deviation?


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 18:33 [Preview] No.25717 del
>>25716
Body slammed some dudes like usual


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 18:43 [Preview] No.25718 del
>>25717
make it illegal to be a sprinter that point but yeah he’s more of a roided fighter type than the usual asshole


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 18:48 [Preview] No.25719 del
Why did van aert lied and said he wouldn't sprint. Dude glued himself to the wheel of groves with 10km to go anyway, it's not like he surprised anybody


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 18:51 [Preview] No.25720 del
>>25719
Vismoids can not speak the truth.
Everything is veiled in lies and pretend


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 18:58 [Preview] No.25721 del
>DNF MOREIRA Mauricio


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 18:59 [Preview] No.25722 del
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Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 19:00 [Preview] No.25723 del
>>25721
Fraudicio since last year's volta


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 19:02 [Preview] No.25724 del
>>25722
kek


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 19:09 [Preview] No.25725 del
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>>25722


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 19:25 [Preview] No.25726 del
didn't know that Pena dude has stormed the Portuguese conti scene
I always thought he was gonna be the next MAL when he was at jayco


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.25727 del
>>25726
him not being picked up by a pro team last year is suspicious


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 19:30 [Preview] No.25728 del
>>25727
life in portugal seems preferable than being on a team like tietema or vini fantini


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.25729 del
>>25728
surely a caja or the likes could've picked him up, he had decent results


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 19:34 [Preview] No.25730 del
>>25729
yes well maybe he likes to pop the pills the doc gives him without asking questions unlike that rat Julius


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 19:37 [Preview] No.25731 del
>>25730
I expect 7 w/k up Senhora da Graça


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 19:43 [Preview] No.25732 del
Watched Fearless (1993) with Jeff Bridges
Underrated movie would recommend to my bertfriends


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 19:45 [Preview] No.25733 del
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would you take the pills bert?
I would take the pills, doc knows whats best


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.25734 del
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>>25733
Which doctor?
Some of them are better than others.


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.25735 del
>>25733
only kiwis and apples for me


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.25736 del
>>25733
I haven't taken a pill or medicine in 15 years


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 20:12 [Preview] No.25737 del
>>25736
what is the condition of your doorbell


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.25738 del
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>>25656
just ordered powder used in cat&dog food to put in my bidon. ama


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 20:19 [Preview] No.25739 del
>>25733
allergy pills hare usefull


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 20:19 [Preview] No.25740 del
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>>25738
wuff wuff miau? Miau wuff miau miau wuff.


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 20:24 [Preview] No.25741 del
>>25737
Haven't heard it in years


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.25742 del
>>25738
well. what are the contents.


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 22:17 [Preview] No.25743 del
>>25733
its the chefs you really have to watch out for


Bert 07/12/2025 (Sat) 22:34 [Preview] No.25744 del
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>>25743
true


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 01:55 [Preview] No.25745 del
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Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.25746 del
Back from Denmark after a conference. Every time I go to Nordic countries I get a bit depressed by how much more comfortable life is there compared to France. Comparing how they treat research/universties is quite telling.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.25747 del
>>25746
please don't hit on Finnbert ever again or any other Bert when you go to a sauna.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.25748 del
Going /hiking/ today into the mittelbohmisches waldgebirge, nothing too serious, let's see if those legs of mine still work


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.25749 del
who signs SALBY next year


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.25750 del
>>25748
That sounds nice. Have fun. Make an IWO, if you can without compromising your identity.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.25751 del
>>25749
He had his chance and he sucked


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.25752 del
another 325 UCI points for astana in china
who even needs the tdf


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.25753 del
Looking at the de la Vuelta profiles. Two sprints. Maybe tree if you count the first stage. I am not picking an expensive fat man, rest assured.
I only need a good zag on a GC guy who will crash and a late adjustment based on a bert posting interview quotes who shits the bed while my original pick turns out to be one of the best value picks available.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.25754 del
>>25753
just pick Mads he will easily dominate


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.25755 del
>>25753
since it's the vuelta and no fatties will go I spot atleast 6 "sprints" for guys like fads and zingle


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.25756 del
>>25750
iwo?


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.25757 del
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Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.25758 del
oh lovely im korean


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.25759 del
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we live in an Dorra. please kijk the femmes


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.25760 del
>>25758
all skinwalk rook same


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.25761 del
riccardo roidl on the move


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.25762 del
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it has been a chute festival so far. the track is still wet, but I guess they chose dry tires.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.25763 del
I don't like UAE Team Emirates - XRG


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.25764 del
>>25763
that came probably from a French team that doesn't win a lot


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.25765 del
the amount of wout hopium and copium this nation thrives on jesis christ you’d think he’s riding for podium


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.25766 del
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>>25765
>he's not a disciple


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.25767 del
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>>25766
I have woutism


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.25768 del
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wout doesn't exist


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.25769 del
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chute puck
berta in the lead


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.25770 del
puck really angry, that's hot
but she's weak in the technical parts


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.25771 del
>>25767
based strongmind


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.25772 del
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Hey I have been in FELDKIRCH once. It was quite comfy. I took a bus to LIECHTENSTEIN and basically walked through the entire country in 1 day.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.25773 del
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kiwi wins
swiss milkers 2nd
bert 4th


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.25774 del
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puck 10th


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.25775 del
>>25772
cute town. supposedly there is a regional trein that should actually stop within Liechtenstein. I've never seen it, so it must me a ghost train.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.25776 del
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>>25775
Yeah I remember looking for that. I even asked some people on the street but they had no idea. So I had to take the b*s


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.25777 del
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switzerland in the background


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.25778 del
so what is IWO supposed to meant anyway ?


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.25779 del
del stier wants to take a piss but is pissed that the motorbike is filming him


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.25780 del
>>25779
cockshame? DROPPED
#notmystier


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.25781 del
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trein posting


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.25782 del
that's where you are supposed to attack dear marlen and just TT to the finish line and win the giro


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.25783 del
>tfw never gonna lay in the bottom of Big marlen's bathtub


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.25784 del
brappert wins the last stage


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.25785 del
bob wins in Vorarlberg


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.25786 del
what is going on at the le tour


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.25787 del
>>25786
hey almost correct flag


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.25788 del
>>25786
grug having some fun


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.25789 del
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Austria


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.25790 del
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last lap in andorra with pidkek in the lead


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.25791 del
looks like bertaczek was replaced on 4/cyc/ by a new clueless bertaczek


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.25792 del
"Here's 17 gels, bon appétit"


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.25793 del
for me it is a nice mid-eggs bier (or tree)


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.25794 del
Almeida dying.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.25795 del
>>25794
They should never had let him continue riding in the first place. Criminal.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.25796 del
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>moyenne 23
Legit forgot how it feels. Almost got cold


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.25797 del
Kek, Danish team helping lidl


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.25798 del
hate uno-x, simple as


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.25799 del
I got a negative triboulet on shop 1 from a mega plasma pack and still got kwabed by the second ante
this is how remco probably feels every day


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.25800 del
>>25799
you should never stray from photograph and hanging chad (z2 and doping)


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.25801 del
>>25791
there were two diffent me clones


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.25802 del
>uno x has an entire team of big hulks made for breakaways
>don't send anyone in the breakaway
>pace for another team's win
cucks


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.25803 del
>>25797
Uno-x is norwegian.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.25804 del
God uno-x bikes look horrible even compared to other aero monstrosities.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.25805 del
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>>25802
>UNO-X Mobility Cycling proudly presents Project Breakaway. Where top-tier innovation meets our Tour de France ambition.

<“I’ve raced the Tour. I know what it takes. With Project Breakaway, our partners are delivering the kind of support that truly makes a difference.” — Thor Hushovd.

[autism] Project Breakaway isn’t just a name — it’s our strategy. /autism]

>At UNO-X Mobility Cycling, bold ambitions demand bold collaboration. That’s why we’ve joined forces with a select group of world-class partners in cycling tech, apparel, and performance innovation.

>Our mission is clear.
<Win a stage.
<Be visible every single day.
<And fight for jerseys with everything we've got.

To deliver on that, every detail has been purpose-built — from wind tunnel-tested suits and dial covers to frames, helmets, and wheels optimised for crosswinds, sprints, and summit finishes at over 50 km/h.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.25806 del
Project Breakaway isn’t just a name — it’s our strategy.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.25807 del
rip almeida


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.25808 del
>>25807
Another moral victory


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.25809 del
trimming rune armour 25k gp no trades


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.25810 del
criminal that Almeida continued


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.25811 del
Maybe Almeida will learn to stay at the front now. Remco take note as well.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.25812 del
what — exactly — is Alpecin thinking?


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.25813 del
>>25812
A shampoo cannot think Bert


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.25814 del
>>25812
groves too slow we try from the front and hope milan uses all his jobbers


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.25815 del
pogi's most important help helper is gone. jonas is so back


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.25816 del
Habbedings.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.25817 del
Wout full panic mode. Probably didn't have to do that lol.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.25818 del
>2ème pedalton


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.25819 del
lots of wetlands around here, nice


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.25820 del
gap cratering after they were talking up their chances


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.25821 del
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ynr roglic


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.25822 del
>>25820
Yeah, it's over for Grug


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.25823 del
grug smash
grug happy


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.25824 del
Based hardman


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.25825 del
>>25821
literally who?


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.25826 del
>"I'm most annoyed that someone must have thrown something onto the road at that point, because there were four or five flat tires in no time." Sporting director Kim Andersen also added: "I wouldn't rule out that this was sabotage. We'll find out later. It wouldn't be the first time saboteurs have thrown sharp objects onto the road during the Tour."

>Marc Madiot, team director at FDJ, also believes there was more to it. He saw Paul Penhoët, a contender for a top-ten finish, fall away. "For Paul, this was the perfect sprint, but after that flat tire, it was over."

>"It's a shame that so many riders punctured in the same place," he told Cyclism Actu. "I can imagine that nails might have been thrown onto the road. That's not good. It ruins the whole day."


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.25827 del
riders that chuted can magically fully heal if they make it to the rest day?


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.25828 del
>>25827
they need to stay at least 24 hours in the healing tanks


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.25829 del
zim zam zimmermann back in pedalton


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.25830 del
>>25826
>nooo Penhoët couldn't sprint for another 17th place I am going insaaaaane


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.25831 del
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German broadcast just informed us that MAYRHOFER Marius caught a pike measuring 1.7m a few days before the tour.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.25832 del
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Mule category


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.25833 del
>>25831
4/cyc/ yesterday said it was Ackermann and Märkl


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.25834 del
>>25831
should've adjoosted


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.25835 del
oh boy they're going buckwild again at the frond, time for chutes and echelons


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.25836 del
>>25831
You now remember Martin SALMON


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.25837 del
>>25836
kek


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.25838 del
>>25831
pwoah thats a big one


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.25839 del
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>>25835
The frond?


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.25840 del
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>>25831
How come there are such huge fish in Deutchland?
A little while back I read about a giant catfish terrorising people that had to be shot by the cops.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.25841 del
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>>25839
haha spelling mistake


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.25842 del
so it happened again


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.25843 del
some jumbros in 2ième pedalton again


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.25844 del
memco pulling


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.25845 del
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>2ème Peloton


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.25846 del
This is how the Arenberg will look like after SafeR has finished the transformation.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.25847 del
>>25845
Just your usual shitters like Thibau


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.25848 del
Campy at the front, Pogi will seethe.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.25849 del
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>>25840
seems to be a common sight! There's a sign next to a river I sometimes ride next to that warns of a BIG fish like so that ate multiple small dogs 20 years ago when people were walking them. Imagine this thing plopping up from the waters and devouring your tiny pocketdog in one go. Probably happens within 5 seconds and hes gone again


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.25850 del
>>25849
sad to kill an animal that large


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.25851 del
>>25849
At a lake near my grandparents house there are catfish who occasionally eat birds when they're too close to the water.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.25852 del
>2eme peloton


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.25853 del
why are they even pacing like mad, nobody relevant was caught out


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.25854 del
>>25853
>Alaflip not relevant


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.25855 del
>>25853
psychological warfare against pogi


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.25856 del
>>25854
that guy was at the front and just decided to give up


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.25857 del
Wou2 bros.....


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.25858 del
wout dropped, autismbert on suicide watch again


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.25859 del
lol wout


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.25860 del
wout laché?


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.25861 del
>pull to drop your only sprinter
based 4d labrat chess


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.25862 del
>>25861
can't wait to read the coping


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.25863 del
this has get within 20 seconds of the break and letting them win anyway written all over it


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.25864 del
he was going to sprint today ..


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.25865 del
wout singlehandedly helped grug winning this stage


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.25866 del
>>25864
which means he wasn't because they lie


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.25867 del
kino synced pedaling


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.25868 del
>>25866
Yeah I knew that so I don't care


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.25869 del
gap growing quickly
pedalton beaten


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.25871 del
peloton forget about the break?


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.25872 del
Haha O'Connor in that shitter group


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.25873 del
>>25871
pogi wants grug to win


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.25874 del
kek team car giving them both shelter from the wind


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.25875 del
3:28:55 target to hit 50 km/h


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.25876 del
>>25871
GC teams don't care


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.25877 del
grug grugging


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.25878 del
Rickaert almost done for


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.25879 del
when does Rick go all-in for Grug


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.25880 del
and vismoids again for nothing


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.25881 del
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>>25878
that head shake combined with freewheeling just before the camera cut away from them is not a good sign


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.25882 del
Who in the absolute fuck is Tudor riding for


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.25883 del
>jonas pulling


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.25884 del
fucking vismoids


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.25885 del
Trek and Quickstep completely shit? Only Visma is really closing the gap today and they don't even have a good reason to do it.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.25886 del
>>25882
trentin and dainese are riding for milan like yesterday


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.25887 del
>>25886
Ah okay


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.25888 del
>>25881
he looks close to death


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.25889 del
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Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.25890 del
they'll justify it with "muh echelons" but yjk that visma are working for pure pettiness


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.25891 del
>>25888
If Mathieu has anything left he should go solo now. Rickaert is gone and dead. But it's over anyway


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.25892 del
>>25891
yeah it's getting fast behind


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.25893 del
real question is what geraint thomas is doing in there


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.25894 del
remco spotted (at the front)


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.25895 del
Gianni Vermeersch is MADE for this shit. Annoying everyone


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.25896 del
REMCO REMCO REMCO


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.25897 del
"come on come on come on"
inspiring


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.25898 del
memco at the front is good for grug


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.25899 del
uno x pacing when one of their sprinters chuted and the other is hanging between the cars
make it make sense


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.25900 del
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rip


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.25901 del
On y va


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.25902 del
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>
lame


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.25903 del
HERE WE GO


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.25904 del
Arkea for Démare of all places???? Really???????


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.25905 del
Time for some ASO motorpacing


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.25906 del
they are THIS close to chute brutale


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.25907 del
might be close with all the corners


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.25908 del
>>25905
Yes he is basically French so let's do it


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.25909 del
Verstringe making gianni proud


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.25910 del
I can't take this heartbreak


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.25911 del
it's ogre


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.25912 del
C'est fini


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.25913 del
F


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.25914 del
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he came so close and in the end it didn't even matter


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.25915 del
time to stop pulling to save the leadouts now and he still wins


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.25916 del
All these fucking shitty teams with shitty sprinters who will get 20th place. Boooooooooo


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.25917 del
>>25905
cowards didn't give him anything


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.25918 del
only a massive chute in the front can save him now


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.25919 del
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Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.25920 del
here comes that motopace with no motos in front of the pedalton


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.25921 del
>>25916
no you see coquard can still win


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.25922 del
aaaaaaaa


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.25923 del
c'est fini


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.25924 del
coquard almost killed the entire peleton again


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.25925 del
Johnny went too early again


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.25926 del
kek milan kwab merlier king


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.25927 del
merlol wins


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.25928 del
Thanks a lot Tudor, FDJ, Arkea etc


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.25929 del
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Didn't watch a minute of ciclismo today.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.25930 del
de lie growing stronger, he might be back


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.25931 del
>>25928
AAAAAAAAAAH


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.25932 del
BAM


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.25933 del
>Fredheim 9th
Great job UNO


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.25934 del
fucking shitters pulling for 6ths and 7ths


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.25935 del
waar is don patje?


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.25936 del
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man in low motion it looks like merlier gained 5 kph on milan within the last 20 meters


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.25937 del
I hate cycling


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.25938 del
Is Gronewegen even still in this race?


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.25939 del
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stier spotted


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.25940 del
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Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.25941 del
>>25939
pretty good top 10


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.25942 del
Dainese 16th, Trentin 18th. Definitely worth it


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.25943 del
>>25875
Finish 3:28:52, they just made it.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.25944 del
going to be in a sour mood for a few hours


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.25945 del
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maybe next time
rusbert will apologize


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.25946 del
Huh? I didn't see Remco do anything


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.25947 del
Girmay so disappointing


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.25948 del
>>25946
he pulled for a while


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.25949 del
Well done Uno-X we rode all day for that result


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.25950 del
so grug dnf or dns when?


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.25951 del
>>25924
It's okay he's french


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.25952 del
>>25950
he's winning on the Champs


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.25953 del
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>>25930
just in time for the mountains


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.25954 del
>>25949
they rode smarter in previous years where they were all in on breakaways


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.25955 del
So, how many DNSs tomorrow/wednesday?


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.25956 del
>>25949
if they put abrahamsen and hoelgaard in the break they would have made it
I REALLY hate this recent trend of sprinting for top 10 places amongst shitter teams.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.25957 del
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Mathieu actually looks pretty good still


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.25958 del
Milan probably needed this win to still have a shot at the green.

Should be an easy >pogiwinslol now.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.25959 del
>>25958
It will depend on how retarded visma will ride. If they still believe they can tire him by pulling all day he'll win if not a lot of breakaway stages in the last week


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.25960 del
>>25959
with almeida gone this is exactly what they will do


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.25961 del
alright I like Skelly's nosepiece gimmick


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.25963 del
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Results. >>25962


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.25964 del
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radiates kwab energy


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.25965 del
>For Van der Poel, the escape yielded nothing, but for his companion Rickaert it did. He received the Combativeness Award. "That was the goal. Jonas dreamed of reaching the Tour podium, and this was one of those opportunities. I was the volunteer who got to go along."


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.25966 del
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>>25965
he is the golden god of cycling, I'm glad I got to witness him


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.25967 del
>>25966
Also it's a blessing he's there or pogi would have won 5 monuments and 2 GC the same year


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.25968 del
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You did your squats today, right, Bert?


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.25969 del
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>>25959
lower intensity egg'ing was the best I could do today


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.25970 del
Can we bet anywhere how many riders will DNF tomorrow?


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.25971 del
>>25970
My guess 3 DNS
4 DNF


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.25972 del
>>25971
One of them will be joao who will either try to do one hero pull or try (and fail) to hang on and then call it quits


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.25973 del
>>25972
He is already gone bert


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.25974 del
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>>25973
thats what tuning in for the last 20k gets you
c'est over


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.25975 del
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BIG result and PODIUM for AJ AUGUST in osterreich. at least when the Sola Report comes out soon


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 17:50 [Preview] No.25976 del
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bier bros we are guzzling well this evening


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 17:51 [Preview] No.25977 del
>>25958
please pay attention to the intermediate sprints. the majority of them are before any large climbs and Milan can easily get 15+ points from each on at least 7 more stages. The only way he doesn't win green is if he doesn't try or DNF's, even if pog wins every stage he can Milan will still win green if he goes for intermediates


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.25978 del
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not so subtle dig at the team "sprinter" perhaps?


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.25979 del
>>25978
didn't he say previously he would announce on twitter before the stage when he is going for the sprint before the stage. think its just top bants


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 18:10 [Preview] No.25980 del
>>25979
Yes it was bants with our reporters but he did lie for no reason the first time


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 18:42 [Preview] No.25981 del
>Dans la plaine, l'échappée n'a pas la cote. Mathieu Burgaudeau et Mattéo Vercher (TotalEnergies) ont été les seuls à ouvrir la route, samedi lors de la 8e étape du Tour de France, avant que Jonathan Milan ne s'impose au sprint à Laval. Thierry Gouvenou, directeur technique de la Grande Boucle, déplore le caractère prévisible d'un tel scénario : "On remarque depuis deux/trois ans que quasiment toutes les étapes censées se terminer par un sprint massif sont monotones."
>Cela a toujours été un peu le cas, reconnaît-il. Mais là, c'est exacerbé et ça me pose un problème." Même l'échappée publicitaire se fait parfois désirer : "Avant, cela n'arrivait pas, parce qu'il y avait des équipes invitées, maintenant quasiment toutes les équipes sont sélectionnées d'office et il y a une espèce de mainmise sur la course qui fait qu'il n'y a plus d'action et on le regrette. C'est triste de voir un peloton défiler pendant 180 kilomètres.
>Cette "mainmise" exercée par les formations des grosses cuisses pourrait finir par leur retomber dessus, d'après Gouvenou. "Ces étapes sont complètement cadenassées par les équipes de sprinteurs, il y a une coalition qui fait que les coureurs n'ont plus envie d'attaquer, parce que c'est peine perdue", appuie-t-il à notre micro ce dimanche, avant de prévenir : "Les équipes de sprinteurs sont en train de couper la branche sur laquelle elles sont assises. On ne pourra pas continuer d'avoir un tel spectacle (…) Il n'y aura plus d'étape dites 'de sprinteurs', à terme."
Dude gave us 2 years of 10 sprint stages to gift cav his win and now complains sprinters team are actually trying to win?


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.25982 del
>super easy afternoon hike
>22 eggs
is hiking the golden mine for eggs?


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.25983 del
>>25982
More like strava halucination


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 18:52 [Preview] No.25984 del
>>25983
I have no idea what the formula is, but it was like 3 km/h walk for 6 hours with almost no elevation. Perhaps duration is overrated.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 18:52 [Preview] No.25985 del
>>25984
That's ridiculous maybe like 7 eggs


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 18:56 [Preview] No.25986 del
Reusser said that she did get sick during the last stages of the giro and had to dumoulin.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.25987 del
>>25984
>>25985
I notice strava also estimates calories like crazy on rides where you have no powermeter even though it underestimates the watts. Idk what the relation is because it should calculate the calories with the watts. I think strava estimation algos are just fucked, some guy copied a bunch of shit together and they never bothered to look into it any further


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.25988 del
>>25982
no, that's not it
it's r*nning


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.25989 del
>>25987
doesn't strava just take the calories from your garmin?


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.25990 del
>>25989
Apparently it does
>1504 Calories
>Average HR 82


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.25991 del
>>25990
probably because garmin includes your sedentary calories as well which is Stupid


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.25992 del
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>>25982
looking at me last 3 hikes, the egg count is definitely underwhelming considering the time spent


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:13 [Preview] No.25993 del
>>25991
yes it's this
this is something I've noticed as well


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.25994 del
>>25989
>>25991
ah so its calories from estimated watts and calories from just existing during that time alright I see


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.25995 del
>>25994
yes which makes hiking an extremely inefficient egg farming operation
but very good for the soul


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:24 [Preview] No.25996 del
>>25981
Yeah they’ve over done it past few years last year had what 7 mass sprints? and now this year 2 in opening weekend and 2 in second weekend we get one medium mountain stage restday and ANOTHER sprint stage do they know Cav retired did they plan on him doing even more?


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.25997 del
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>>25992
highest eggs hiking of mine i think, seems like it really is based A LOT of time spent, even sitting


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.25998 del
>>25997
big guy like you I reckon half of those calories are just there from keeping the body alive


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.25999 del
>>25981
>"The sprinters' teams are cutting the branch on which they are sitting. We will not be able to continue to have such a show (...) There will no longer be any so-called 'sprinters' stages, in the long run."
these are the greatest news


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.26000 del
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this one was harder, at altitute, albeit much shorter but much less eggs
it's not an easy task to be an egg farmer


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.26001 del
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>>25790
Somehow missed that the dude went back to racing frauds ahah. Should just stay there tbqh


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.26002 del
>>26001
that suit is as gay as remco's olympic bling shit
probably worse because it tries to mimic the rainbow jersey


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.26003 del
>>26002
He has the same retard golden band as remco


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:41 [Preview] No.26004 del
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Alaf got dropped again today?
Did they eat the same batch of bad fromage, together with Lenny?


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.26005 del
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lmao


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.26006 del
>>26004
he did work for his shitters in the echelons and then dropped himself to save energy I reckon


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:49 [Preview] No.26007 del
>>26005
yes eddie dunbar will surely win


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:50 [Preview] No.26008 del
>>26006
Mhm. I stopped coping with saving energy anyways, for both of them.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:50 [Preview] No.26009 del
>>26005
a 10er on Oscar ONLEY breakaway victory


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:56 [Preview] No.26010 del
>>26004
33/1 for tomorrows stage btw


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.26011 del
>>26005
>let me roll my W20 for the next stage favs


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.26012 del
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>>25997
it should give you a breakdown in the garmin site/app


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.26013 del
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blatant assassination in italian national level race today.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.26014 del
>>26013

Kek the smile in that boomers face just before he got kwabed.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.26015 del
>>26013
that reminds me how Bertacek lost his gravel


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 20:30 [Preview] No.26016 del
>>26013
this is what happens when you buy a bianchi bert


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 21:03 [Preview] No.26017 del
>>26013
>porca puttana ma donna
I will never learn how those Italian swears work. Just throw in there a filthy animal, a whore and your lady or God, at random, maybe add a tone of disbelief.
I think our Slavic cursing is far superior. I was keking at the not/cyc/ office full swear combo in Russian I kept hearing on Friday.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 21:18 [Preview] No.26018 del
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What a disappointing weekend of racing. MVDP tried to give us some kino but it was dashed by Visma to protect their 27th-place finish. In any case, we have another sensational and hotly anticipated bottle of /WORLD TOUR WINE/ to enjoy!!

We are crossing the broad plain from the Atlantic coast to the Massif Central, cutting across the Loire Valley. The Loire wine region is a complicated patchwork of appellations strewn across the Loire River valley and its tributaries. Melon (Muscadet), Sauvignon Blanc (Sancerre, Pouilly-Fume), and Chenin Blanc (Vouvray) are all grown here. However, today we enjoy a wine from CHINON, where today's stage began.

Chinon lays in the Middle Loire, betweens Angers and Tours. The appellation's claim to fame are its fresh, complex wines made of the Cabernet Franc grape. Most people experience Cab Franc as one of the background players in the red blends of Bordeaux, adding savory, fresh, vegetal notes to the fruit bombs of Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot. Cab Franc for me has a very specific tell in the nose -- bell pepper. The pyrazine compounds common in Cab Franc give an unmistakable capsicum that can range from underripe green bell pepper to roasted red chilis.

Bernard Baudry "La Croix Boissee" Chinon 2021 ($60)

Pours a medium-dark ruby/purple, medium body. The nose leads with red bell and chili pepper (I think my nose is incredibly sensitive to pyrazines, for what it's worth), followed by cool raspberry and blackberry. There is an autumnal feel to the nose...like a cold October evening with the wind blowing dead leaves through a forest. The palate opens with lovely fruit, silk tannins, moderate acidity, and then vegetal finish.

Elegant, complex, really nice wine. I drink so much Pinot Noir and Gamay that I tend to shy away from other reds with more assertive body/alcohol/tannins, but this is so light on its feet (12.5% alcohol). Unfortunately feels a bit overpriced. Interesting to read other tasting notes on this because people rave about this -- I'm just a bit sensitive to pyrazines I think.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 21:22 [Preview] No.26019 del
>>26018
Full weekend of portuguese racing even with many a wine ads


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 21:35 [Preview] No.26020 del
>>26005
PPATT, this is not the real, updated vinderbud, that comes tonight. He did that before the race, probably his new overlords at TV2 made him do it.


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 22:13 [Preview] No.26021 del
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>>26005
The REAL vinderbud


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 22:15 [Preview] No.26022 del
>>26021
surely they break away today


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 22:16 [Preview] No.26023 del
13 œuf ride pour moi


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 22:33 [Preview] No.26024 del
>>26021
Can't believe I didn't pick top jockey and my boy Benny Healy for velogames. Just another reminder to always pick your boys


Bert 07/13/2025 (Sun) 23:38 [Preview] No.26025 del
>>26018
post bookshelf


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 00:24 [Preview] No.26026 del
>>26013
KWAB


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 00:29 [Preview] No.26027 del
14 biers ride
that's 32 œufs for those amongst you still living in the breakfast


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.26029 del
>>26024
EF has a high my boy rate


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 04:16 [Preview] No.26030 del
>>26024
Was hesitating hard between him and Allaph. Hope Allaph will prove me wrong but I feel I got baited


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.26031 del
>>26030
same. at least i didn't pick CHAMPOUSSIN


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No.26032 del
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happy bastille day bertrands. independence days are for loser nations, france celebrates squeaking and getting rid of the king instead.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.26033 del
>>26032
>last time a squeaker won on the bastille day
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G2SRl7p4aZc [Embed]


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.26034 del
>>26033
>7 years ago
the fuck how can bikes change this much in this time frame? instead of a rim break giant tcr they use canyon aeroad for climbing stages these days


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.26036 del
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Bonzhoohr.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.26037 del
>>26034
You don't understand. A 105 equipped bike with alu wheels NEEDS to cost at least 3k


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.26038 del
>>26037
meanwhile the market is getting flooded with dirt cheap e-bikes. no wonder normies and druggies buy those instead and assassinate themselves other other riders with it.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.26039 del
>>26038
you vill endanger the public on the bikepath. you vill die in a lithium battery explosion. you vill eat ze bugs


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.26040 del
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Funny strava file from Rickaert. Good amount of eggs


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.26041 del
>>25997
>35km
now THATS a hike


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 06:13 [Preview] No.26042 del
>>26038
We're beyond that and now it's flooded with obscenely expensive leased e-bikes that go 40km/h at the touch of a button.
You should see those reckless boomers go, a genuine plague on society


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.26043 del
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>favorite rotisserie chicken in vienna closed until october
It's over


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.26044 del
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I love him so much bros


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.26045 del
>>26044
we gaan


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.26046 del
>>26044
based


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.26047 del
>>26041
It was in January almost entirely on snow too


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.26048 del
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>>26033
little did he know it would only get worse from here


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.26049 del
>DNS ZIM ZAM Georg
>DNS BERG VAN DEN Marijn


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.26050 del
>>26049
>berg
>kwaked by the bergs


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.26051 del
>>26049
german nc bros ...


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.26052 del
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Now that's more appropriate temperatures


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.26053 del
>>26051
I mean he spent the entire yesterday's stage riding between the cars.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.26054 del
🤓👆
Berg in Dutch means concentrated mass


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.26055 del
Bertaos and bertaceks....


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.26056 del
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>>26055


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.26057 del
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aha


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.26058 del
German press getting impatient with Primoz and think Lipowitz can win the tour


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.26059 del
>>26056
has it really been that long for bertaos? you would expect with such elite riders they would win a tour stage from time to time.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.26060 del
>>26058
I also am that and I also think that


CRACKHEAD SMOKE CRACK 07/14/2025 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.26061 del
IM NIGGA FROM DA HOOD


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.26062 del
>>26057
too many sprint bullies


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.26063 del
hi ulle, nice that you grace us with your presence


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.26064 del
>>26057
W-with cleats?


IT CRACK 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.26065 del
GOT


NIGGAZ MY 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.26066 del
ADDICTED


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.26067 del
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first time I saw the France.tv intro for the tour 2025. I'm glad the clip with jonas with kiss-hands isn't used anymore and we get lots of memco instead.


BUT CRACK 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.26068 del
GOT


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.26069 del
>>26063
sure that’s Riis


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.26070 del
if you are on dopage, please post in the dopage thread, thanks.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.26071 del
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>>26064
probably not
but the average height should decrease over the course of this week


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.26072 del
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>>26033
7 years later and he didn't retire already


NIGGAZ MY 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.26073 del
CONVICTED


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.26074 del
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marion believes in lenny martinez kek


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.26075 del
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>>26074
does she goomble?


WHY CRACK 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.26076 del
NIGGAZ


ON STAND 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.26077 del
THE


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.26078 del
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Bert getting interviewed


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.26079 del
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>>26057
some riders are a bit smaller yes


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.26080 del
>>26071
Kek


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.26081 del
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Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.26082 del
>>26081
Merlel farted and the boys are not having it


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.26083 del
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Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.26084 del
depending on the amount of slurpage, we will have a new thread mid-stage.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.26085 del
MADOUAS wins today btw


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.26086 del
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>>26084
I am not posting it to 1000 anymore, let's see how you like that.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:18 [Preview] No.26087 del
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spider autism on squeaker tv


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.26088 del
>>26084
lets just make a new thread right this very instance so we don't have 5 guys refreshing the old full thread for 25 minutes like we usually do


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.26089 del
>Côte de LoubeyRAT


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.26090 del
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>>26086
rusbert not squaking anymore when Stüssi is mentioned and now you aren't filling the threads. I'm getting tired of all the misbehaving lately.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.26091 del
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some slight pressure is being applied by squeak.tv on the French riders


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.26092 del
>>26088
Maybe this is a good attention paying test though. Do we really want non attention payers in a new pristine thread?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.26093 del
>>26091
how many acorns do you think squillaume can fit in those cheeks


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:25 [Preview] No.26094 del
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french tv can't decipher the Dutch of the alpecin jonas.
>I won't try again today.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.26095 del
>>26092
but they (me) are paying attention to the thread
they just don't make the connection between the lack of new posts and the thread being full
this site needs a thread post counter


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:27 [Preview] No.26096 del
EN AVANT


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.26097 del
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stop trying van campen aerts, uae won't let you go


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.26098 del
RUNNERS GO SOLO


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.26099 del
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so this town belongs to the same region as Savoye? kek, those french megaregions don't make any sense.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.26100 del
CAM ON VALENTIN


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.26101 del
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LENNY LENNY LENNY


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.26102 del
As expected, Allaph attacking 40km too early


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.26103 del
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alain philippe goes


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.26104 del
its bastille day your allowed to motopace squeakers make sure to tell the drivers


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.26105 del
Louis Barré LACHEE


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.26106 del
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random rampa looks steeper than indicated


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.26107 del
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Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.26108 del
>van eetvelt at the back
vinderbros


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.26109 del
half the pedalton already gone


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.26110 del
It is an Arensgod day


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.26111 del
SweenGOD at the front


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.26112 del
They must hate vismoid so much lmao


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.26113 del
thymen, don't try!


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.26114 del
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the black man keeps marching on. kinda surprised girmay wasn't laché.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.26115 del
All Bora hjaelpers gone already


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.26116 del
I have none of these runners. Stop the race


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.26117 del
KUSS goes along


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.26118 del
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lenny going for the KOM jersey


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.26119 del
im not sure if sivakov can do over 400 watts


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.26120 del
>>26119
He's sick


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.26121 del
>>26120
ah


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.26122 del
>>26120
primoz strikes again and infected his opponents


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.26123 del
kuss pals how are we feeling this bastile day ?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:51 [Preview] No.26124 del
>>26123
Like some bait to make wellens tired


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.26125 del
freeloader bros is the daddy stream still working for you?
the last couple days my browser has been telling me the connection is not safe and blocking me from the site so I'm stuck on tiz again


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.26126 del
Can immediately tell by the accent it's KREUZIGER on the team radio


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.26127 del
bootrago lachee


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.26128 del
>>26125
yes im currently using cycling dot today because there's less delay currently and it's not being spastic like Tiz


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.26129 del
way too many GC shitters trying to fix their top ten in that break


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.26130 del
>BOC


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.26131 del
Another EZ win for big Ben Healy today


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.26132 del
Michael WOODS still exists and he's in this race


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.26133 del
Thibau NYS in GRUPPO MILAN


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.26134 del
>>26131
Going to get the sudaca treatment by Lenny


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.26135 del
ABANDON WAERENSKJOLD Soren


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.26136 del
>>26133
the tattoos weigh him down


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.26137 del
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press s to uno-xo


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.26138 del
>>26071
>DNF Wærenskjold
it's starting


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:00 [Preview] No.26139 del
that’s a nice fucking chateaux


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:00 [Preview] No.26140 del
fattycull is a GO


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:00 [Preview] No.26141 del
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so jumbo has 2 jobbers in tete


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.26142 del
>>26141
turns out qs also has vpp and van wilder up there
not like that matters


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:02 [Preview] No.26143 del
SCHMID ILLEGEL


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>>26136
You now remember Bertacek paid 8 Velocoins for this guy


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.26145 del
>>26142
if you don't believe in remco learning to paint parrots, then you don't believe in anything


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.26146 del
>>26144
How is your wout pick going?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.26147 del
>>26146
Pretty good, already one 2nd place. Expecting a few more


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.26148 del
BUCHMANN, MADOUAS also in Gruppo MILAN


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.26149 del
>please wait 120 seconds
>please wait 120 seconds
>please wait 120 seconds
>please wait 120 seconds
Guess i’m staying here today


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.26150 del
>>26148
sad!


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.26151 del
>>26149
might as well stay for rest day and week 4


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.26152 del
funny seeing visma get degraded to fourth row in the peleton line up


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.26153 del
>>26148
terrible news for buchmann bros, how is our guy going to finish top 15 in GC (currently 20th) if he hangs with the slowpokes


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Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.26155 del
The Israelis are getting uppity


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.26156 del
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chasse patate castrillo


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.26157 del
Healy is going to top5


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.26158 del
>>26153
Especially since STEFF CRAS is in the front. A BIG rival for 19th place


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.26159 del
>>26148
PCSman lied once again


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.26160 del
>>26158
conner to bad if you want to break far


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:12 [Preview] No.26161 del
Slurping in the break.
It's too big.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.26162 del
Nils Pullit is pulling it as he usually does


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.26163 del
>>26160
In English doc


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.26164 del
its an apples day today methinks for thymen


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.26165 del
Castrillo not normal


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.26166 del
G the Gap-closer


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.26167 del
>>26163
o coomer is in the tête which is bad news for stagehunters as the break will be controlles


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.26168 del
>>26162
>Pacher pulling
lmao


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.26169 del
>>26167
But O'Connor is already 15 minutes down in GC


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:18 [Preview] No.26170 del
>>26167
15 minutes is a big gap innit. Healy is the threat


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:19 [Preview] No.26171 del
>>26169
>>26170
for top ten it’s manageae


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.26172 del
>>26171
only if he gets like 8 mins


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.26173 del
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>>26171
How many Duvels did you already have today my Bert


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:22 [Preview] No.26174 del
C'Rod is 15th
cofidis should start working against Ineos


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:23 [Preview] No.26175 del
SWEENY unironically the strongest rider so far


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.26176 del
>>26173
my kebyboard is fucked I don’t know what’s happening the break is too big eitherway it’s going to slurp


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.26177 del
>>26175
I think Pogacar has been slightly stronger


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:25 [Preview] No.26178 del
>>26177
then why isn't he in the cabeza??


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.26179 del
so which FRENCH runner will try really hard today? (it will be VPP)


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.26180 del
>>26179
Martinez


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.26181 del
>>26178
Bastille day. He's showing some decency.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:33 [Preview] No.26182 del
>>26179
Armirail has been doing an awful lot of work, so APP


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:34 [Preview] No.26183 del
really anders? on the bastille day?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:37 [Preview] No.26184 del
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luv the blacked cathedral of clermont-ferrand


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.26185 del
>>26184
the beast


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.26186 del
lot of freeloaders in the tete


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.26187 del
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onley a wheel change


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:41 [Preview] No.26188 del
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memco still doesn't know who this guy is


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:44 [Preview] No.26189 del
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so bert, is your name on the visma jersey?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:44 [Preview] No.26190 del
>Lutsenko left Astana so he could slave for Neilands


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.26191 del
I bet Hannah Walkers pussy is PUFFY


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.26192 del
Bardet just needs the big ears and be looks EXACTLY like a squeaker


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:46 [Preview] No.26193 del
>>26189
>pink LAB noseband
I wish bad things upon them


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:46 [Preview] No.26194 del
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>>26192


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.26195 del
>>26192
tshirt and cycling cap combo make him look like a 12 year old


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how long until they finish a stage up there again?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:49 [Preview] No.26198 del
>>26196
Why is he always doing that shit, he knows nobody likes him right


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:49 [Preview] No.26199 del
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can you feel the lennergy?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.26200 del
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quinn simmons to visma confirmed


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.26201 del
>simmons gets LAB nutrition
adjust


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.26202 del
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illegal combo


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:51 [Preview] No.26203 del
Quinn simmons geting his order from visma


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:52 [Preview] No.26204 del
Would be funny if they pissed in that bidon hehe


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>pacher alone in the break pulling while healy is getting a free ride
Is he stupid?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.26206 del
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get fucked uno-x


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.26207 del
lenny +5 which makes him the new polkacuck


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.26208 del
Lol what a retard, Norwegian shitter thought he already had it


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:02 [Preview] No.26209 del
both parrot painters in tete. what do you say about that?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.26210 del
What a charade this climb


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.26211 del
break is going to get pog'd


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.26212 del
nobody follows the BOC attac


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.26213 del
Benoit O"KWAB goes solo


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:09 [Preview] No.26214 del
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look at all the harlots at the side of the road trying to get a glimpse of big stier cock, I'm gonna o'coom


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:11 [Preview] No.26215 del
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so, retirement means he still has to slave on the side of the road for the team huh.


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don madiot himself


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.26217 del
Fucking hell and Alaphilippe is gone again. How the fuck did he do that in Suisse and now he is shitter than shit as usual


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:16 [Preview] No.26218 del
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we /f1/ now


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:19 [Preview] No.26219 del
>>26217
Probably my only bad pick.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.26220 del
If you're watching the Tour de France and don't have a BERT PRO membership...
You're basically riding Mont Ventoux
in flip-flops.

For 49 Zimbabwe Dollar/second:
√ No Pee

√ Extra Sea

√ Pure sexy ass seixas


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.26221 del
I'm getting sleepy
need to rise the lennergy levels


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.26222 del
>>26125
Daddy is working for me


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.26223 del
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>>26220


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.26224 del
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why did you pull you retard?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.26225 del
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legs


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:27 [Preview] No.26226 del
>Loltsenko


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:27 [Preview] No.26227 del
the great Petr VAKOC as the co-commentator on czech /tv/ today


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:27 [Preview] No.26228 del
Lmao at decathlon


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:28 [Preview] No.26229 del
sir brailsford unleashing thymen with good apples


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:28 [Preview] No.26230 del
>>26223
thanks for not updating the table to include the diamond tier membership
don't want too mamy normies knowing about it or it will degrade in prestige and value


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.26231 del
Czech /tv/ SHITTING on lutsenko


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:31 [Preview] No.26232 del
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dude filming the crotch of his oumi gf


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:33 [Preview] No.26233 del
healy nearing virtual yellow


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:36 [Preview] No.26234 del
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>I suffer in France


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:39 [Preview] No.26235 del
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opme opi


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congrats Primoz, I have no idea what he won, but who cares


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.26237 del
PARCHEGGIO TOTALE Mauro SCHMID


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czechs build the cooler towers on top of their mountains


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:48 [Preview] No.26239 del
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>>26238
das rite


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.26240 del
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Eating some zoute drop


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.26241 del
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What if Baudin wins?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:50 [Preview] No.26242 del
>>26241
Then we squeak about tramadol


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lab rats even have the paid names here shit on their gloves


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.26244 del
I've seen enough, remco will attack soon


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:56 [Preview] No.26245 del
Doorbell rang, it was two boomers who I have never seen before. I remember the Speegosh incident so didn't open the door


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:56 [Preview] No.26246 del
>>26243
what is this, people who donate to the team get their name on their kit?


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Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:57 [Preview] No.26249 del
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>Pogacar's live /bet/ is unironically decreasing while Rasmussen's is increasing
bookers are following m*u


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:58 [Preview] No.26250 del
>>26243
>>26246
yeah its like camwhores to write simps names on them
visma lease a WHORE


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Benny Hill in yellow


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:01 [Preview] No.26253 del
>>26052
what is this profile? I can't make out the climb


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:01 [Preview] No.26254 del
NEW THREAD:
>>26248
>>26248
>>26248


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.26257 del
>>26253
>doesn't reco dopplerhutte


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