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/cyc/ - Tour de France Thread #5 Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:57 [Preview] No. 26248
Bastille Day edition

>Current and upcoming races
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20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
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12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
21.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.1 WE
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>Previous Thread:
>>25237


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.26255 del
BHWW


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.26256 del
first for HEALY


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:04 [Preview] No.26258 del
Bastile day stage always little bit kino brazza


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:04 [Preview] No.26259 del
>>26256
you fucked up, but kind of didn't


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:04 [Preview] No.26260 del
survived yet another meeting anything happen?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.26261 del
>>26260
tete got a bit smaller I think but other than that no


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:06 [Preview] No.26262 del
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lenny now remembering mariano martinez


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:06 [Preview] No.26263 del
Boring stage


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.26264 del
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more suffering in France


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:12 [Preview] No.26265 del
>>26263
these stages rarely get good before the last hour
>too much climbing and descending for long range attacks and fast small groups
>long descents kwak most solo breakaway efforts over a mountain
>strong gc groups set a pace thats fast enough to be draining for everyone


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:17 [Preview] No.26266 del
what gap does the front need for Ben to stay in yellow after the GC group kicks into gear


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.26267 del
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Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.26268 del
>>26266
Depends where they start and if pog can go solo. But at least 2 minutes more


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:20 [Preview] No.26269 del
>>26266
25 minutes


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:21 [Preview] No.26270 del
>>26266
he has 1 minute on pog right now so imo if the gc group only starts going on the last climb another minute on top could be enough. Less if they wait


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:21 [Preview] No.26271 del
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>Gr. Maillot Vert +17'15''


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.26272 del
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>>26271
I 'member


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.26273 del
>>26272
lmao now thats an assassination


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.26274 del
le pullman has pulled his last pull


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:30 [Preview] No.26275 del
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politt


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.26276 del
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pacher not paying attention


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.26277 del
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>wout


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.26278 del
>>26276
>quinn simmons salut son papa


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.26279 del
lmaoin at PACHER


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.26280 del
Simmons dad spotted at the side of the road


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:34 [Preview] No.26281 del
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dad simmons not caring about colby simmons


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.26283 del
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attaque benny hill


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:38 [Preview] No.26284 del
if he chute brutales they should call him Benjamin HARMY


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:38 [Preview] No.26285 del
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category 3 coming up


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:42 [Preview] No.26286 del
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bertaczek would hike this


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:42 [Preview] No.26287 del
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>>26286
was about to post this
the mountains
they beckon


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.26288 del
>>26286
imagine the calf DOMS after descent


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.26289 del
>campy attaque
ok this makes no sense


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.26290 del
God I hate Visma


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.26291 del
Trine was right.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.26292 del
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jumbo wasting their riders again


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.26293 del
>>26288
calves were majorly sore after going back down into yosemite valley on my backpacking trip


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.26294 del
Richie Blackmore lachee


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.26295 del
Arensgod looks STRONG


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.26296 del
>>26292
setting up Yeis for a big win


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.26297 del
lemme guess
>all according to plan guys! Campy randomly attacking for no reason and no gain is exactly how we will defeat pogacar!
t. Niermann


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.26298 del
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murat is a türk name


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:48 [Preview] No.26299 del
>>26271
Besides being fatter they don't really go as hard as they could, right?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:48 [Preview] No.26300 del
>>26297
In their head they're just bluffing so that the REAL satelite day UAE will be sleeping


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.26301 del
>>26299
nah usually they do just enough to stay well within time limit but even that is hard for some of the low w/kg ftp crowd


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.26302 del
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horner salivating right now seeing crampenaerts managing to get back into tete


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:54 [Preview] No.26303 del
Just came back from work. Did Emu really jump from the gruppetto to the peloton or did le pcs man just lie?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.26304 del
>>26300
>making up a guy to be mad at


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.26305 del
>gifting it to Healy again
Lmao


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.26306 del
Thymen you dumb piece of shit


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.26307 del
>>26305
very legal and very cool


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:57 [Preview] No.26308 del
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>1240€ for a 13.5kg commuter bike
I really don't understand IRA bert. I'd rather build up some gr*vel bike as commuter with a 9 speed groupset


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:57 [Preview] No.26309 del
O Kwaker seething
French runners humbled again


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.26310 del
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Lenny......


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.26311 del
>>26303
He was behind early, but not in the grupetto


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.26312 del
>>26303
I've read that he never even left the peloton but rather that it was all just part of demoralization ploys
what is true? We don't know


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.26313 del
little martinez fading away


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.26314 del
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USA USA USA


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.26315 del
Too bad I will get no points for these climbs, squeaker is SHOT.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.26316 del
>>26308
He's just your average consoomer, paying 800€ for the light mudguards


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.26317 del
>>26314
booooooooooo


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.26318 del
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All the squeakers lachee


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.26319 del
USA
oh say can you shart by the dawn early lights


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.26320 del
>>26318
they should have unleashed Seixas


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.26321 del
>>26318
Martinez needs to be able to get through a stage like this if he wants the pois in Paris


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.26322 del
Healy monstrous today


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.26323 del
Only twice in history has there been a Tour without French victory


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.26324 del
HE IS SQUEAKING BLOOD


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.26325 del
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bloody hell


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.26326 del
he’s bleeding


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.26327 del
>>26322
I didn't think he was this much of a climber 2bqh


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.26328 del
Lenny doing is best GREGOIRE impression


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.26329 del
>>26327
You didn't know there was climbing in LBL?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.26330 del
>>26325
cocaine innit


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.26331 del
>>26327
it showed last year in the tour, he just didn't ride a good result because pogacar was very hungry for stages


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.26332 del
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in other news m*u (trigger warning) is losing his shit because Pog was nice hugged some blacks (they were VERY happy)


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.26333 del
>>26329
I guess this is a pretty similar profile to lbl huh


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.26334 del
Vismoids pulling.
They want Pog to keep yellow.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.26335 del
>>26332
wtf i LOVE mou now


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.26336 del
>>26332
Yes I know but I am not posting that schizo retard on this sophisticated secret forum


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.26337 del
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lab rats pulling (aka wasting energy again)


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.26338 del
>>26332
what a little fame does to a schizo
reminds me of schizobrit


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.26339 del
WE GAAN


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.26340 del
SOLER almost chuted Memco lol


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.26341 del
Attaque de Sepp Kuss for some reason?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.26342 del
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>>26336
I checked the spoiler tags on my images. Why did it not work? Where's endchanadminbert

Also KUSS goes


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.26343 del
ATTAQUE VISMOIDS


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.26344 del
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I really don't get visma strategy. now you have kuss attacking lol.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.26345 del
Wtf are they doing


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.26346 del
ONLEY


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.26347 del
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but he's laché


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.26348 del
>SEPP kuss attaque
baste


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.26349 del
>>26345
they are stupid


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.26350 del
AUF GEHT'S LIPO


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.26351 del
kuss wants the yellow jersey gifted to him


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.26352 del
Kuss doing weird shit?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.26353 del
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LIPOWITZ is shaping nicely to be the King of Knuckleheads to be honest


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.26354 del
ATTAQUE DE JORGENSON


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.26355 del
ROGLIC is awake
WTF


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.26356 del
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and why did the spoiler work the second time? Anyhow what even was that kuss acceleration? Are they trying that vingo+roglic duo attack thingy with jorgenson now? At least things are happening


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.26357 del
lipo closing the gap on roglic for remco
the bora connection already there


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.26358 del
WHERE IS VAUQUELIN AAAAAAAAHHHH


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primoz comeback starting now


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.26360 del
pull de matteo


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.26361 del
>>26353
He's Bora incarnate


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.26362 del
>>26355
first real stage


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nobody taking kuss seriously, jumbo build up a nice relay station, that will go to waste.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:11 [Preview] No.26364 del
I get the attacks de jorgenson but the kuss ones? what is the point of that they just let him ride


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:11 [Preview] No.26365 del
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>>26362
>only 3 minutes behind
Alright, Im gonna trust the plan


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.26366 del
Narváez seems mega strong btw


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.26367 del
kuss is doing the lip licking gif I shouldn't post anymore so I won't


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.26368 del
not really a big happening lol


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.26369 del
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I'm really starting to believe that LAB and Pogi will waste so much energy, that memco can actually win the tour.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.26370 del
>>26364
ah you see kuss was supposed to be a satellite for jorgenson. It totally worked


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.26371 del
Ok that's the last time we heard of Sepp Kuss


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.26372 del
>>26366
yeah he’s elite


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.26373 del
>>26364
nobody knows what it means, but it's provocative. gets the people going.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.26374 del
>>26370
a super close satellite that is


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.26375 del
>>26369
Neither pogi nor jonas have seen the wind


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.26376 del
Healy is not normal


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.26377 del
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that can't be real?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.26378 del
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pissma strategy


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.26379 del
>>26373
it does kinda work as bait for other teams to also attack and tire pogi I guess


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>>26374
yes well


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attempted opi omi attack


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.26382 del
Benny Hill is a really enjoyable rider, fighting spirit, slightly crooked on the bike
big diesel


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.26383 del
>>26377
lastest emubro cope is that his timing chip location is off


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.26384 del
ROGLIC really must be feeling well, can't wait for the inevitable chute


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.26385 del
we gaan klimmen Renaat


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.26386 del
Decathlon defending Gall's top 10.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.26387 del
MAGA LACHEE


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simmons laché


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.26389 del
>>26387
based


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.26390 del
If Healy drops all these assholes there needs to be another raid


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.26391 del
Healy will finish top5 in this tour


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.26392 del
I can't wait for healy's strava upload


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.26393 del
suleiman looks fresh, the day is his


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.26394 del
>>26391
he's said he's interested in going for GC in the future


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benny hill should have done the IRA NC if he didn't want to wear the gay pink jersey


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.26396 del
gps has been 5:32 for atleast 20 minutes now


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.26397 del
ag2r chefs


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.26398 del
>You're riding like bosses
lol


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.26399 del
called it other gc teams working


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.26400 del
>>26399
Of course, if you have jobers in that group you should pull. Why give up on GC position, it's not like making soler more tired will change anything


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.26401 del
>>26399
I think UAE wouldn't be pulling particularly hard anyway since they shouldn't care about Healy getting yellow.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.26402 del
breaks in the Tour really are so much stronger than any other race


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.26403 del
>>26396
its moving again
6:02 now


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.26404 del
Healy wins the Tour today


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.26405 del
>>26403
intentional malfunction to help benny


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.26406 del
>>26402
Sponsors get like 80% of exposure from this race.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.26407 del
HAPPENINGS (attack already closed)


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.26408 del
Fucking hell Onley is ridiculous


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Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.26410 del
these jorgenson “attacks” are not convincing


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.26411 del
just noticed pog is on the aero bike instead of his much preferred not aero bike
whats up with that? It may be over


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.26412 del
danish dopeur dropped


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.26413 del
Skjelmose another great pick. I am retiring


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.26414 del
Narvaez is a mountain domestique now?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.26415 del
>>26411
I saw that too, they've bullied him into it


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.26416 del
can Ben H keep within 2 minutes on Hautacam?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.26417 del
there is probably zero draft behind HEALY
i know this feeling way too well


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.26418 del
>>26416
He takes two minutes on Hautacam


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>>26416
yes, he made the call


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.26420 del
>>26418
:)


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.26421 del
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>>26415
>tadej listen
>tadej the consoomersphere is talking bad about our bike
>we need you to use it on a more important stage
>the flat slurp stages don't get the juices flowing
>tadej we need this it's not selling
>please


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.26422 del
Visma working to keep pogi in yellow


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.26423 del
>>26413
At least you didn't get baited by Allah


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.26424 del
>>26422
They want to shave VOKLAN


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.26425 del
>>26423
I have MAS


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.26426 del
>>26424
big rival out of play


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.26427 del
Who is the TE runner? JEGAT?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.26428 del
suleiman


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.26429 del
Giro Campeon goes solo


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.26430 del
O'Coomer looks good


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.26431 del
cam on Ben


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.26432 del
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KAM ON BENOIT SKORE SOME FUCKING WATTS


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:41 [Preview] No.26433 del
would LOVE for Visma to not get a single stage even though I like Yatesi


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:41 [Preview] No.26434 del
Trine calling in to the jumbo hotline right now


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:42 [Preview] No.26435 del
BOC is dropping but Thymen
Thymen is doing it


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:42 [Preview] No.26436 del
ben o'kwabber


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:42 [Preview] No.26437 del
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>>26434
>Please HOLD
>Please HOLD
>Please HOLD


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:42 [Preview] No.26438 del
Okay thymen may not be doing it


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.26439 del
>>26438
FUCK THE KIWIS GIVE ME A WATERMELON


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:44 [Preview] No.26440 del
Come on Yeis don't this kiwi muncher catch up


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:44 [Preview] No.26441 del
Pit of moto pacing innit


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.26442 del
>visma was actually pulling in the GC group to put healy under pressure
Now that's a big brain move


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.26443 del
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>apple or kiwi Thymen
>which one are you


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.26444 del
Thy hymen might get back


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.26445 del
he's coming, the fruit basket will be his


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.26446 del
healy barely has a minute now
COME ON BEN


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.26447 del
>HEALY dropping superstar O'CONNOR


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.26448 del
>carlos rodriguez pacing
the fuck dude


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.26449 del
Carlito wtf are you doing


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.26450 del
No kiwis for Arensman.
Kiwis are for winners.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.26451 del
REMSHEIK GOES
>onley
>lipowitz
>roglic
rest ain't following yet


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.26452 del
REMKING ABDULLAH


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.26453 del
ATTAQUE MEMCO


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.26454 del
CAM ON HEALY


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.26455 del
healybros I don't feel well
pog smashes


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.26456 del
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Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.26457 del
enjoying the Sheikh revival arc


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.26458 del
pog immediately puts 50 meters into the rest jesus christ
lenny tries to keep up and drops within 0.5 seconds like that one certain Arkea shitter jesus christ


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:50 [Preview] No.26459 del
Kek one Pog smash and everyone but fish dies.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:50 [Preview] No.26460 del
>>26458
I didn't say nothing sorry for doubting lenny


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.26461 del
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the big 3


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.26462 del
lenny hates healy or something


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.26463 del
healy in yellow


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:53 [Preview] No.26464 del
YES YES YES YES YES


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:53 [Preview] No.26465 del
that head bobbing from Lenny lol
looked like he was about to pass out


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:53 [Preview] No.26466 del
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HELLO?

www.letour.fr/refunds


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:53 [Preview] No.26467 del
Evenepoel is really really bad


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.26468 del
Evenepoel dropped by Lipowitz


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:55 [Preview] No.26469 del
lipowitz easily outsprinted jorgenson
moral victory


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:55 [Preview] No.26470 del
hello Orla


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:56 [Preview] No.26471 del
I hope arensmeme abandons GC
just focus on stages and TT's


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.26472 del
love Healy, love EF


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.26473 del
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rare


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:59 [Preview] No.26474 del
week three soon jonas brothers


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:59 [Preview] No.26475 del
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Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 15:59 [Preview] No.26476 del
>>26475
wowsers


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.26477 del
GALL casually lost 15 seconds to gruppo slurp


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.26478 del
Mielke more tired than Vingegaard


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 16:01 [Preview] No.26479 del
Veloman did some shit and I can't scrape the previous results properly.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.26480 del
Skjelmose completely broken


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.26481 del
I'm starting to hate sheik. such soulless opportunistic victories this year.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 16:14 [Preview] No.26482 del
>>26481
winning after sitting in the back all day is lame


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 16:17 [Preview] No.26483 del
hey it's Dan Martin


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 16:19 [Preview] No.26484 del
Campy praising Healy, nice


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 16:19 [Preview] No.26485 del
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pogi and jonas couldn't beat martinez in a sprint


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 16:22 [Preview] No.26486 del
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>I had a race (in run) the other day and they were handing them out like candy.
fake bertazek is a runner


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 16:22 [Preview] No.26487 del
Vinge has no chance against Pogacar unless the latter gets ill or has an accident.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.26488 del
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>>26486
that was me


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 16:27 [Preview] No.26489 del
>>26485
I'd make tomorrow's L'Équipe front page a picture of Lenny crossing the line in front of Pogi and Vingo if I was editor-in-chief.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.26490 del
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>>26488
you are doing races in running now?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.26491 del
>>26490
My only run in the last 350 days was this race


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 16:31 [Preview] No.26492 del
>>26491
will you try out the nose band aid(s) handed out like candy on your next ride now?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 16:35 [Preview] No.26493 del
>>26492
They only gave you one piece
I am not buying them of course, they cost ~40 eurocents a pop


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 16:35 [Preview] No.26494 del
but how did this all help jonas?


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 16:41 [Preview] No.26495 del
>>26494
this was a pogi stage and he couldn't drop vingo so it's already over for pogi
t. wielerflits posters


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.26496 del
>>26494
pog was doing a painface right at the end


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 16:50 [Preview] No.26497 del
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what went so wrong


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 16:56 [Preview] No.26498 del
>>26497
not in optimal shape


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 16:59 [Preview] No.26499 del
>>26497
should have followed his own advice and went for the polka dots


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 17:08 [Preview] No.26500 del
>visma can't attack with Jogenson because he's not explosive and Pog quickly gets to his wheel from the seat and since he's big, he's an ideal protection from wind for Pog.
>Instead of helping 🐟 he serves as Pog's ideal helper if he continues to pull


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 17:12 [Preview] No.26501 del
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Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 17:28 [Preview] No.26502 del
god dammit what a disappointing stage
why do i always get my hopes high, i never learn
at least benny hill delivered


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 17:44 [Preview] No.26504 del
>>26502
What kind of happenings had you set your hopes up for?
>breakaway fight for win
>Visma tries to attack but obviously they aren't even close to dropping Pogi
>Pogi attacks and only Jonas can follow
Seems like we got exactly what we expected from today. Hautacam is a more probable stage for Pogacar dopage display because that's one of the few places he has lost to Jonas in the past.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.26505 del
>>26502
The last two climbs were too easy for anything to happen


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 17:56 [Preview] No.26506 del
>>26481
Yeah real wheelsucker win


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 17:57 [Preview] No.26507 del
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>>26504
Of course in hinsight i shouldn't have expected anything. Maybe a bit more action on the final rampa. Disappointing from the Dopeur, disappointing from the Ghoul, expected from the Gruppo Podium fight.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 17:59 [Preview] No.26508 del
>>26507
they've also been racing for 10 days without the usual restday so it' surprising they even do anything


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 18:00 [Preview] No.26509 del
>>26508
Yes but I PAY for the action.
They HAVE to push watts.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 18:01 [Preview] No.26510 del
>>26509
it's time to unleash your inner hirt and show them how it's done


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 18:02 [Preview] No.26511 del
healy still hasn't uploaded


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 18:03 [Preview] No.26512 del
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>>26511


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 18:04 [Preview] No.26513 del
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upload the file ben


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 18:04 [Preview] No.26514 del
>>26511
have we squeaked about rickaert's watts from yesterday yet
obscene shit


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 18:06 [Preview] No.26515 del
>>26514
I posted it but got 0 you. Sad, even with 60 eggs


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 18:07 [Preview] No.26516 del
>>26515
damn I missed it
>>26040
post mortem you, crazy strong


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 18:11 [Preview] No.26517 del
>>26040
ah yes I see 386w for 3:21 and every pull at the front was like 440w and more it seems like
very cool


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 18:12 [Preview] No.26518 del
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On a positive note, trying new thing tomorrow with me legendary sandwitches


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 18:13 [Preview] No.26519 del
>>26517
apparently puked a few times too at the end trying to ingest gels


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 18:14 [Preview] No.26520 del
>>26519
he's literally me once the carb wall hits


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.26522 del
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stage 12 will be good


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 19:00 [Preview] No.26523 del
So what does Trine think about Mohammed Yates


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 19:10 [Preview] No.26524 del
>>26523
the nation of denmark does not recognize this win and condems the attack of suleiman bin yashidi


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 19:27 [Preview] No.26525 del
already read three books in the crawler carl series these litrpg books are easily devoured


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 19:37 [Preview] No.26526 del
>>26525
based slopking


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.26527 del
>>26525
Numbers go up.
It's a very addictive slop.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.26528 del
>>26526
it’s literally family guy infact Seth Macfarlane is his agent


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 19:44 [Preview] No.26529 del
Don't know what did Jorj do but I really can't get what is clearly visible and available, this is it for me shits in the current form for today, or for now.
>can't get unique id from hrefs because can't get hrefs, can't rely on team names because people change them, they don't match and do nans - can't get a reliable table to post


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 19:45 [Preview] No.26530 del
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>>26525
I've read 3 Michael Crichton book, one after the other and I have no regrets. I'm having a great time


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 19:48 [Preview] No.26531 del
>>26530
He’s a good writer


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 19:48 [Preview] No.26532 del
>>26529
are you alright dude


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 19:49 [Preview] No.26533 del
>>26529
Oh I see now, that very clever asshole.
>>26532
Yes, why not. You are always too concerned Bert.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 19:58 [Preview] No.26534 del
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lmao


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 20:05 [Preview] No.26536 del
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Results. >>26535


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 20:06 [Preview] No.26537 del
Schizobrit with a mighty breakaway today.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 20:12 [Preview] No.26538 del
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How come nobody is talking about how lenny was pulling for his life while pogi is laughing


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 20:16 [Preview] No.26539 del
>>26538
why was he pulling anyway


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 20:20 [Preview] No.26540 del
>>26497
being sick and missing dauphine/suisse probably didn't helped


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 20:20 [Preview] No.26541 del
>>26534
high on their own supply tier


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 20:20 [Preview] No.26542 del
>>26538
We saw his head bob from the behind-above view telling you he was already breathing with his armpits.
And then there is the whole race until now which tells you he went from a promising squeaker to De Gendt since that kraak in Dauphiné.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 20:21 [Preview] No.26543 del
>>26539
bastille day


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.26544 del
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incredibly consistent, dieseled his way in


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 20:40 [Preview] No.26545 del
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>>26544
mhm yes and he's probably lighter than the 65 kilos pcs claims as his weight


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 20:47 [Preview] No.26546 del
>>26525
there is no shame in reading slop assuming you supplement it with something of substance


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 20:49 [Preview] No.26547 del
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>>26544
I could probably do 380 Watts over 6:40 if I ate a little bit more protein, SO WEAK


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 20:55 [Preview] No.26548 del
>>26544
unironically he's the same rider profile as remco but slightly less shit and with a less absurd TT position


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 20:55 [Preview] No.26549 del
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The very lame Tour of Russia is happening right now with
>Stage 1 from Votkinsk to Votkinsk
>Stage 2 from Votkinsk to Votkinsk
>Stage 3 from Votkinsk to Votkinsk


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 20:55 [Preview] No.26550 del
>>26548
*more shit


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 21:01 [Preview] No.26551 del
>>26549
yes, I saw that under club races or something similar on PCS. better bugger rusbert about it.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 21:16 [Preview] No.26552 del
>>26549
What even is a Votkinsk.


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 21:18 [Preview] No.26553 del
>>26549
Tourn't


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 22:15 [Preview] No.26554 del
Jordan JEGAT will be the best squeaker in Paris


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 22:17 [Preview] No.26555 del
>>26554
his long climbing aint proven to be that great


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 22:21 [Preview] No.26556 del
>>26555
It is not a good thing. Everyone else is worse


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 23:05 [Preview] No.26558 del
>>26556
enter the Philosopher


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 23:25 [Preview] No.26559 del
>>26558
Has anyone even read that dumbass book. I bet it is just gibberish


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 23:29 [Preview] No.26560 del
>>26559
multiple books actually. they're on my list, although even though i assume they are just drivel. maybe i will read them eventually


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 00:58 [Preview] No.26561 del
>>26518
more seasonal for the la vuelta innit?
anyway keep up posted with progress pics and vid clips
wanna see how freakin huge, thick, solid, and tight your sandwitches can get. thanks for the motivation


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 02:40 [Preview] No.26562 del
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rest day blues


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 02:50 [Preview] No.26563 del
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>>26562


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 05:30 [Preview] No.26564 del
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axelgaard has gone off the deep end


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.26565 del
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>>26564
>winning potential


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.26566 del
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>cyc keeps telling me to put sugar in my water bidons
>routine checkup
>blood sugar is sky high


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.26567 del
>>26566
Drinking sugar during effort shouldn't have impact on your blood sugar though


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.26568 del
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Mein Hayter is back when a new chapter in his Manifesto


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.26569 del
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dude said mool burger instead of Mühlberger


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.26570 del
>>26567
Yes well my efforts would net me a place in the /cyc/ gruppeto at best.


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.26571 del
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>>26570
don't consoom sugar outside of cycling and don't consoom more sugar than you're pedaling


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.26572 del
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>>26571
Yes well. I blame/cyc/.
Everyone else is responsible for my own gluttony.


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.26573 del
>>26569
>MOSSADams


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.26574 del
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>>26568
>...one of the best time trial performances I’ve ever done, albeit 15kg heavier than when I was a pro.
gluttony


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.26575 del
>>26572
>listen doc I HAVE to eat at least 120g of simple carbs 24/7/365
>bert from the ciclismo board said so and he's flying
>I can't fall behind


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.26577 del
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Remco to bora basically confirmed


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.26578 del
>>26577
Denk did a long interview yesterday to nieuwsblad fellating Remco the signs are there


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.26579 del
>>26577
so where does rog end up


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.26580 del
>>26579
Israel


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.26581 del
>>26580
imagine he goes full clive right as they get that bald kenyan off the books


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.26582 del
>>26579
He retires.
His coach was hinting at it even before the season.


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.26583 del
Sandwitches were a FUCKING disaster, went thru 5 eggs, 1 was spoiled, the other were just watery or something. Threw them all out.
The chickens better be wagecucking properly and delivering proper eggs or there will be consequences.


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.26584 del
>>26579
Home


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.26585 del
>>26579
he just to be a cyclist...


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.26586 del
>>26583
How many spoilt eggs do you have, this isn't the first time I've seen you post this


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.26587 del
>>26586
With the eggs crisis, I usualy buy a lot at the same time when they are discounted and they probably overstate their welcome. When I buy 3x30 eggs, some of them might be here for more than a month. And I suppose you're supposed to be rotating them every now and then but I don't do that.


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.26588 del
meanwhile one of the Belge berts on 4/cyc/ has his own chickens producing eggs.


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.26589 del
>>26587
>Buying 90 eggs at a time on discount
>Not spending $40 per plate of sulfur "eggs"
Ngmi


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.26591 del
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>>26587
>>26588
>not having a lady who comes over a few times a week with her farm produce and buy egsh straight from the coop
Didn't know eggs could be so elongated.


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.26592 del
>a fucking turkroach, they haven't played that one before


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.26593 del
>>26579
The land of no chutes (retirement)


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.26594 del
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>>26593


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.26595 del
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>>26594
surely a not stupid rider like Big Rogla will not chute out of competition


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.26596 del
>>26594
had me worried for a second that this might have happened near home in Italy or near home in France. glad they specified that it happened near home in Belgium.


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 12:14 [Preview] No.26597 del
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>35 degrees week
>15 degrees nonstop rain week
>25 degrees mostly afternoon rain week
what a peculiar summer, not helping the eggs situation at all


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 12:14 [Preview] No.26598 del
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>>26597


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.26599 del
>>26594
Pogi would never


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.26600 del
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>>26598
Going in the alps on friday. I'll be hiking I guess


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.26601 del
>Puck Moonen, who was attacked, is looking for drivers who 'tried to hit her with a wooden stick'


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 12:39 [Preview] No.26603 del
>>26602
I'd smack her with my wooden stick, if you get what I'm trying to say


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 12:47 [Preview] No.26604 del
>>26601
she deserves to be punished with a slap on her brapper


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 13:12 [Preview] No.26605 del
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>>26597
>rained on at lunch because I thought there was a no rain window big enough for an hour of bicycle
haven't had a fully dry ride in a while


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.26606 del
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>meanwhile, in Nice
I really need to go back there. Never understood how but the temps are always way milder than Montpellier


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.26607 del
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>>26605
It's a coming
I'm 3/3 getting rained on me last rides


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 13:41 [Preview] No.26608 del
>>26607
F
RIP in piece Brtek the Wet, cracker of sour eggs


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.26609 del
>>26607
no escape


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.26610 del
>>26607
The colder you are, the easier it is to push watts


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 14:01 [Preview] No.26611 del
>>26610
but you lose all the heat training gainz


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.26612 del
>>26611
Nothing is perfect


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.26613 del
>>26611
>not training all summer in 37C rainstorms
bit soft that


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.26614 del
>>26613
never had warm rain 2bh I don't think we really get that in central europe
even when I was out in the rain at the end of the latest heat wave it got chilly real quick even though it was still 30C before the rain started


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.26615 del
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imagine hot rain
you're out there riding in 35 degrees already having a bad time and then it starts raining 45°C water


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.26616 del
>>26615
>raining 45°C water
Surely this doesn't exist


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.26617 del
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>Van der Zwan spoke to Bert from his campervan in France on Bastille Day. The [name redacted by ASO] campervan’s gearbox is broken and the national day of France meant he was unable to find a mechanic to fix it.
how long until tactical rats and weasels are being used to further sabotage the rape van?


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.26618 del
>>26616
I hope not


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.26619 del
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>>26617
dam right


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.26620 del
>jappe already back on the bike
praise the magicians at Herentals hospital and their vodoo powers


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.26621 del
>>26619
hehe


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.26622 del
>>26617
>>26619
kek


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.26623 del
>>26619
kek


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.26624 del
>>26620
already mended the collarbone the night after the chute
incredible speed those guys


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.26625 del
>>26624
Do you think they name their boats after cyclists?


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.26626 del
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Someone needs to up their game to justify the salary


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.26627 del
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so ameriburgers fixed the dates for the olympic cycling races during the tour de france dates. expect some different racing calendar for 2028.


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.26628 del
>>26625
the SS Onley and Lady Poole are superyachts


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.26629 del
>>26626
Benji bro’s what’s happening


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.26630 del
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>>26627
>Opening July 14, 2028 (in 36 months)
>Closing July 30, 2028 (in 37 months)
oh that's peculiar


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.26631 del
>>26630
>>26627
August tour de france


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.26632 del
>Lidl-Trek's team manager, Luca Guercilena, tells in a major interview with the Field that he fell in love with Mads P.
um, that's a bit homo.


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.26633 del
>>26632
>bit homo
nothing wrong with being gay mate


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.26635 del
>>26632
nothing wrong with some bibs rubbing


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.26636 del
>>26627
if they make it a classic style course they could do both at the same time with the super small teams


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.26637 del
>>26636
funny to think that we don't really know who the biggest contenders will be by then, regardless of parcours


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.26638 del
Hello so how can today be described as a moral victory for Visma/Jonas/W*ut


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.26639 del
Who cares about the Olympics?


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 15:53 [Preview] No.26640 del
>>26639
non cycling watchers


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 15:59 [Preview] No.26641 del
>>26639
Pog might be tired of the tour by 2028.


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.26642 del
>>26641
it's a shame he didn't start doing 2 GTs a season until last year


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 16:12 [Preview] No.26643 del
>>26642
he could have taken half of the vueltas


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 16:24 [Preview] No.26644 del
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I went for a jog instead of sitting at home and immediately i was punished as I neglected to trim me toenails, by having a decent puddle of blood in my shoes


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 16:24 [Preview] No.26645 del
>>26643
he needs 2 more Tours (after this), 5 more Giri and 2 Vueltas -- it's gonna be close


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 16:24 [Preview] No.26646 del
>>26644
damn your descent into madness is real
rotten eggs, jogs what's next trail running


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 16:24 [Preview] No.26647 del
>>26644
how do you make it out of bed each morning


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 16:27 [Preview] No.26648 del
>>26646
i absolutely loved trail running back when I was still running a lot
I sucked at it, finished way behind 60 year old boomers at races, but had a blast
even ran up to the top of the bohemian alps once


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 16:39 [Preview] No.26649 del
what if the real rotten eggs were the broken toenails we've made along the ride


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 17:18 [Preview] No.26650 del
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In my book, if Pogacar hates the Visma team, it's because they're funny without needing to overdo their image to be so (this applies especially to Jorgenson, though, and Tadej seems to particularly dislike him).


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 17:21 [Preview] No.26651 del
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Got caught in warm but fairly intensive rain while pedaling on me ol vtt while coming back from mom's with her gherkins and lecso.
Extremely comfy.


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.26652 del
>>26651
warm rain is a myth
much like doping in modern day cycling (apart from some very suspicious sudakas)


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 17:29 [Preview] No.26653 del
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>>26651
>FALSE
the rain was cool and not comfy (warm rain does not exist)


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 17:33 [Preview] No.26654 del
I'm becoming a Matteo Ultra if he ever leaves the Visma devils


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 17:39 [Preview] No.26655 del
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>>26650
He's annoyed because they have been talking shit for years.


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 17:39 [Preview] No.26656 del
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LMAO


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 17:39 [Preview] No.26657 del
>>26654
didn't he renew his contract this season? Signed until the end of 2029, he ain't leaving that team


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 17:39 [Preview] No.26658 del
>>26654
Good luck with that kek


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 17:40 [Preview] No.26659 del
>>26657
guess it's not in the cards then


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 17:47 [Preview] No.26660 del
>>26656
>I look at the roadbook for the first time
Top kek, dude really doesn't give a shit


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 17:56 [Preview] No.26661 del
>>26653
Yes, it was cool especially considering my body temp but it was relatively warm for a rain, together with a decent water drop size it made a pleasant, comfy experience - at least until my regular Adolf Dassler t-shirt made by tiny paki hands started getting soaked.


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 17:57 [Preview] No.26662 del
>>26652
Oh there were two (You)s. Have a one too mapeibert, my response to Bernd >>26661 holds.


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No.26663 del
>>26650
You wrote a book about this?


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 18:24 [Preview] No.26664 del
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didn't have much time to ride today so I went looking for eggs on the hills


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.26665 del
>>26664
phwoar these bergs are starting to look like the nice gummy yolks in a side view of my breakfast plate


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 18:35 [Preview] No.26666 del
>>26664
always a lot of egg to be found there


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 18:39 [Preview] No.26667 del
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oh NO perro what are you doing!


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No.26668 del
>>26667
owners should be shot


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 18:41 [Preview] No.26669 del
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>>26668
SafeR operators promptly dealt with the issue


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 18:42 [Preview] No.26670 del
>>26667
I feel sad for everyone involved except the owners


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 18:46 [Preview] No.26671 del
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don't me me just taking a walk


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 18:51 [Preview] No.26672 del
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So I was at a station and I saw some crazy boomer on an ebike going under the barriers which were already descending, and then plunging himself into two lanes of traffic ok the road next to the tracks, all at 500 km/h. Why are they like this and how the FUCK did they manage to stay alive for so long


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.26673 del
>>26672
I see e-bike boomers ignore red lights almost daily now

they just don't think at all, they're not even aware they're doing anything wrong


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 18:56 [Preview] No.26674 del
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>>26672
idk how they survive. Its usually <35 year olds here but they ain't dying either


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 18:57 [Preview] No.26675 del
>>26672
it's great if e-biked are replacing cars, but they often end up getting ridden as the worst mix of motorcycle and regular bike


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 18:58 [Preview] No.26676 del
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>>26675
that would be these things, mostly ridden by the exotic types


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 19:11 [Preview] No.26677 del
>>26675
they are not replacing cars at large anyways, buddies of mine work in traffic engineering and they say that car traffic in my place hasn't changed or rather even increased a bit over the past decade. Ebikes for transportation are mostly used by people who don't drive cars anyways especially the illegal ones
Shit just shouldn't exist at all, fucking gay ass unlicensed moped shit has only been fucking with real cyclists quality of life


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 19:27 [Preview] No.26678 del
back from my evening ride. colder temperatures make the high humidity somewhat bearable. fox fren vanished into the corn fields before I could take a pic. I don't know how many eggs, I have the power meter on the other bike. sometimes you just want to enjoy the ride and ride by feel (codeword for slow).


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 19:30 [Preview] No.26679 del
>>26676
Yes well, diverse individuals will definitely rob your grandma on these, but at least they seem to understand that Approaching large vehice = Death. Ebike boomers are just fucking NUTS


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 19:39 [Preview] No.26681 del
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Stage 11 OFFICIAL /bet/

>Aert 5.5
>Poel 5.5
>Pogacar 17
>Groves 17
>Milan 17
>Simmons 21
>Gregoire 23
>Lawrance 23
>Lung 26
>Birmay 34
>Lie 34
>Skjelmose 51
>Allah 51
>Mohoric 51
>Poppel 51
>Merlier 51
>Cort 51
...
>Nys 81
>Hirschi 101
>Vingegaard 126
>Evenepoel 126
>Roglic 251


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 19:40 [Preview] No.26682 del
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Dopacar's GC /bet/ in freefall, adjust


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 19:43 [Preview] No.26683 del
>>26672
Sometimes I see how boomers behave on the bikes, especially the old dude riding 20h a week in south of france and I feel reassured about my chances of survival


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 19:45 [Preview] No.26684 del
>>26681
Milan on those steep hills?


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 19:46 [Preview] No.26685 del
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shimano dropped a puck video featuring her bert bf


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 19:50 [Preview] No.26686 del
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>>26685
>boyfriend has hair

I am now a Fem fan.


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 19:51 [Preview] No.26687 del
>>26686
what did you expect? she rides for alpecin after all.


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 19:56 [Preview] No.26688 del
>>26682
heh...kussbros....we just need a few more matches...


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 20:02 [Preview] No.26689 del
>>26627
CLEAN IT UP EURO


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 20:06 [Preview] No.26691 del
>>26662
that was NOT me mapeibert although it would be an extremely safe inference from my posting style. suspicious


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 20:09 [Preview] No.26692 del
>>26689
man that was one annoying spammer. I need to ask the Hungarian admin the next time he wants us to watch a movie how to deal with cheese pizza spammers.


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.26693 del
>>26692
can't just put a filter?


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 20:16 [Preview] No.26694 del
>>26693
yeah, I have hash filter for the pics, so they just post new ones, I have filters for the links, so they create just a new one, I have ip bans, so they just use another proxy.


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.26695 del
>>26694
if it is even possible, it might just make sense to make thread creation only on a whitelist basis. with the board really just being one continuous general there's little reason for open thread creation [as long as the people who can create them stay on top of creating new ones]


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 20:18 [Preview] No.26696 del
>>26695
just visiting
thread creation whitelist dont help either
fucker just posted on the top thread instead


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.26697 del
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>>26691
Hm.. I do make mistakes in bert-id, please be patient I'm acoustic, but this was kinda writing like you, kinda at your time of the day replies (besides our yuromornings).
Have a (You) anyways.


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.26698 del
>>26692 >>26693 >>26694 >>26695 >>26696
Nothing much to do but deleting it as soon as possible.
Don't open the picture, don't open the link, empty browser cache, report the post, reach out on discord/irc.
This goes on for many years on all the chans.
Get Board Volunteers so when the BO is not around, they can delete too.


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 20:29 [Preview] No.26699 del
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>>26698
Thank you, but
What is the Board Volunteer salary like compared to, say, a janitor?


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 20:30 [Preview] No.26700 del
>>26698
say, "Board Volunteer". would this perchance be a paid position?


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No.26701 del
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>>26644
>Wake up
>Make moldy eggs
>Vomit
>Try to go for a bike ride
>Carbon frame crumbles to dust from overwhelming rust
>Try to go for a jog
>Feet start bleeding from untreated ingrown toenails


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 20:35 [Preview] No.26702 del
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Alright as long as I'm never leaving the general I'm not exposed to the horrors that lurk beyond this thread


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 20:35 [Preview] No.26703 del
>>26699
No Board Janitor, so pay is infinitely better.

>>26700
2 sour cherry seeds per deletion.


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.26704 del
>>26698
this
ok sounds like you got a handle on it
good luck


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 20:43 [Preview] No.26705 del
uae is renewing almeidingz until 2028, it seems


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 20:47 [Preview] No.26706 del
>>26705
>lower GC odds for this very le tour than a certain Andorran hypeurgrimper
no refunds


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 20:49 [Preview] No.26707 del
>Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre
what the hell is this and why is Ayuso and Del Toro going


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 20:49 [Preview] No.26708 del
>>26681
waar HEALY?


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 20:55 [Preview] No.26709 del
>>26708
surely balls deep in some strange celebrating his yellow maillot


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 21:00 [Preview] No.26710 del
>>26709
guess you could call him a mayo john


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.26711 del
why doesn't pogatcher hit up worst puck to get a face full of them titties rather than that sLOVEnian guy?
not much point in being world champ if you don't take advantage


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 21:19 [Preview] No.26712 del
>>26711
I think Urska is pretty


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 21:24 [Preview] No.26713 del
>>26712
She looks like the wicked witch of the west


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 21:40 [Preview] No.26714 del
>>26712
pretty means nothing if your flat as a board init


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 21:54 [Preview] No.26715 del
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we gaan early tonight bros
thirsty tuesday and such


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 23:11 [Preview] No.26716 del
>>26711
look at rog's wife for comparison. From my n=2 of the slovenian dating pool tadej got a good get


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 23:30 [Preview] No.26719 del
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>>26712


Bert 07/15/2025 (Tue) 23:30 [Preview] No.26720 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h3w1XqJ4PKk [Embed]


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 00:20 [Preview] No.26721 del
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Finnbert and my other sandalbros, the Birkenstock lines are coming through nicely


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 01:14 [Preview] No.26722 del
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>>26721
between you and Bertacek, we desperately need to convene an emergency meeting the /cyc/ offices regarding footcare


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.26723 del
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Luckily someone was there to take a picture of her calling the police, what an interesting story that definitely really happened


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.26724 del
>>26723
you think she checked her pose while calling the rozzers to show off her bunda


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 01:33 [Preview] No.26725 del
>>26724
Phone was probably not even on


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.26726 del
>>26723
Is it really surprising for her to have a cameraman with her on her ride? The thirst traps don't film themselves.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 01:40 [Preview] No.26727 del
>>26721
thank dog the sch*zos stay in they're containment board so I only have to see this image posted once


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 02:29 [Preview] No.26729 del
>>26728
how many vins we down bert


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.26730 del
>>26722
>>26727
Very mean, I don’t think my feet are that bad


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.26731 del
>>26730
your high-contrast camera isn't doing them any favors, looks like a crime scene photo


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.26732 del
>>26729
stopped counting when I surpassed the total eggs of me last ride


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 03:07 [Preview] No.26733 del
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>>26732


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 03:15 [Preview] No.26734 del
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>>26721
Very nice bert, though I don't like birkenstocks too much because of the stiff supported shoe


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 04:04 [Preview] No.26735 del
Can we not?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 05:29 [Preview] No.26736 del
I don't mind the slow start of the tour but this stage is too much. Give us the pyrenees already


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 05:33 [Preview] No.26737 del
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cute


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.26738 del
Just found out my company supplies material to soudalbert
The bert connection is real


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 06:25 [Preview] No.26739 del
>Mathias Norsgaard to Lidl-Trek
the dane train grows


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.26740 del
Surprisingly few dropouts on that murderstage. Zim-Zam and Waerensissy could have been expected, then there is only the mountain Marijn who quit along the way.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.26741 del
Fuck off with that flag.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.26742 del
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>>26741


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.26743 del
>>26733
The feel when tour de france started as a "who can get to the wine cellar first" race.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.26744 del
>>26740
Based Mehmet Şampiyonbisiklet


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.26745 del
>>26740
surely big tim will not brave the mountains


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.26746 del
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Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.26747 del
https://open.spotify.com/episode/69eY7qmvCeg2zQMeetWhod?si=V60PFna4QoGgVO_6dpbo5w
My coach just released his first podcast, this time about durability. Please give it a listen berts, good stuff


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.26748 del
>>26746
Been hanging with the indians I see


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.26750 del
>>26747
I aint clicking that link nigga


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.26751 del
>>26750
its literally just a spotify link


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.26752 del
>>26751
thats what a nefarious threat actor would say


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.26753 del
>>26752
listen im just phishing for your velogame password thats all. i wont even touch your OnlyBerts. promise.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.26754 del
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>sprint stage
>I sleep
Seriously tho, why does anyone think today will be a sprint stage


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.26755 del
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>>26754
a classic case of profile illiteracy


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.26756 del
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>>26753
this fool wants to be second to last in the league
kwak


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.26757 del
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So I put a Dr Pepper in the freezer to cool it fast but I forgot about it and it exploded. My freezer is FUCKED. This is the second time this has happened this year.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.26758 del
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>>26757
what the flip


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.26759 del
>>26757
The people on the trein aren't safe anymore


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:01 [Preview] No.26760 del
Is it true what that dopeur Mercx and some others have said that if you dont have a positive upperleg to lowerleg ratio dont even bother to get into competitive cycling?

t. brickhouse shaped Dutchlet


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.26761 del
why is an Englishman pretending to be Irish in the leaders jersey?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.26762 del
>>26760
Age, weight, watts?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.26763 del
>>26762
36, 72 kg, strong upperbody, broad shoulders. FTP i dont know because no powermeter but i guess around 300 looking at my rides with friends. I dont ever want to race but my relative short legs, shorter femur bone make me wonder if im not riding at a physical disadvantage due to what Mercx said about femur bone lenght/hinge


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.26764 del
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Saturday seems to be the only decent day in a while so I am once again planning a BIG ride.
Tour might be having a queen's stage but it is going to be already decided so whatever


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:28 [Preview] No.26765 del
>>26763
you're riding at a physical disadvantage due to broad shoulders and upperbody
that being said get a powermeter, you're probably much weaker than you think and likely can make very quick and easy gains but its hard to do that if you don't have anything to pace hard efforts with


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.26766 del
>>26765
Alright but whatabout muh femur bones?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.26767 del
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>>26763
>72 kg, strong upperbody, broad shoulders


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.26768 del
>>26764
>inb4 cancelled for random reason


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.26769 del
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>>26763
this you?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.26770 del
Yes let's predict W*ut van Aert as winner today. Is there a straightjacket available for Steve Chainel?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.26771 del
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>>26767
>>26769


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.26773 del
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>>26766
no idea that doesn't seem to be something anyone has ever studied or at least I never heard anything about it and I've been trying to read about everything cycling science related.
As a rule of thumb its always a good idea to ignore everything oldfags say because its all based on nothing but their imagination and as we all know pro cyclists are literal retards with only a few exceptions. They've been wrong about almost everything from nutrition to tires to training to handlebars to gearing to race tactics, man that covers almost everything kek.
Off the top of my head I think there are some top tier pros with rather short legs like cav and scaleb at least they always looked short legged to me. Arguably it should be a lot easier to ride in an aero position with short femurs as well


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.26774 del
>>26771
correct.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.26775 del
>>26771
Being a manlet isn't really a disadvantage bert. Upper body muscle don't help much but shoudln't really be a problem in a flat country


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.26776 del
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Bardet on the motobike


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.26777 del
>>26773
alright but the idea of having better leverage by a long upper leg ratio to lower leg seems plausible to me. Also when i look around at the very good amateurs they often seem to have extremely thin and long upperlegs (besides virtually no upperbody to speak off offcourse)


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.26778 del
>>26772
WHO?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:49 [Preview] No.26779 del
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heh, my boy concorde


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.26780 del
>>26773
Good post btw. Riding aero like Memco on me roadbike does seem to come quite easy to me compared to friends who have been cycling for much longer. In fast group rides i often ride whole periods in 'puppy paw pose' to keep up


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.26781 del
>>26776
Just squeak in French, I can't understand SHIT


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.26782 del
>>26779
it was fast, but was it aero?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.26783 del
>>26777
I'd think longer femurs would also be an advantage. I have extremely long tibia but comparatively short femurs, so my fit is quite strange.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.26784 del
>>26782
woulda been faster with wider tires and disc brakes. They should honestly make a modern version


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.26785 del
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>>26778


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.26786 del
Jesus FUCKING CHRIST.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.26787 del
>>26757
this wouldn't have happened with Vodka


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.26788 del
>>26787
I don't think I am allowed to drink that while driving


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.26789 del
>Soler filtering
?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.26790 del
The infamous dopeur STANNARD in chasse pathetique


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.26791 del
Visma is so pathetic, can't get van shart in the break so let's ruin it for everyone else and have wout sprint to 8th place


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:08 [Preview] No.26792 del
>>26777
mhm yea I mean the logic is sound, I've never had that on my radar


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.26793 del
I work for Visma and I just got a call from Denmark. A woman's voice yelled 'FUCK W*UT' and then it was disconnected. Anyone knows what this means?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.26794 del
>>26793
Why do you work in norgay


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.26795 del
Echelons on the le pond!


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.26796 del
>>26791
Kek, they want someone to pull the last 8km in case pogi drops jonas


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.26797 del
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>GACHIGNARD chasing the peloton


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.26798 del
>>26772
>mapei pitak
i like this kid


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.26799 del
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GACHIGNARD humbled


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.26800 del
AERT GOES SOLO


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:22 [Preview] No.26801 del
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in the space of 24hrs we have had three separate berts post skin in this general. surely they teach the importance of interweb anonymity in european (and canuck) schools as well


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.26802 del
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>>26775
Arguably being MASSIVE like bert over there is even worse for flats than climbing because it greatly increases your cda for no gain and that'll cost you a ton of watts at very high speeds while + a few kg is much easier to stomach. I mean shit what does it matter for a non pro but its a misconception that anything but being a twig is viable for going fast. It's a leeks world and benoots body is peak performance as dire as that may be


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.26803 del
>>26794
She just called again, said she needs some guys to do construction on her house RIGHT NOW. Very strange, as far as I know we are not a construction company


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.26804 del
>>26802
>yap cap cap pika rika rolla didudidu di dudu


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.26805 del
>>26777
as far as endurance sports goes cycling is probably the most inclusive towards different bodytypes. compare to marathon running for example where every single runner has a absurd leg length proportion. i wouldn't be surprised if the most important performance effect of body morphology is aerodynamics, and only a very minor role in power output.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.26806 del
here's how big kev can still top 10


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.26807 del
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Topest kek


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.26808 del
>>26807
I always see very diverse groups of people with tattoos going on gravel runs and taking breaks at hipster food trucks. You nearly can't go anywhere without bumping into them here


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.26809 del
>>26807
>>26808
so...running?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.26810 del
>>26807
>you HAVE to buy these UNIQUE shoes which look exactly like regular running shoes but slightly longer, and they can fit out custom, grippy wider sole
>buy them QUICK, you want to be an early adopter so you can look down on everyone, think of yourself as a knower who everyone secretly admires


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.26811 del
And yeah, gravel bike rollout totally wasn't a marketing ploy and psyop.
I'm shure none of the consultant names sounded like a -berg, -stein or a simple Cohen.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.26812 del
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These look pretty nice though. I guess it's all about looks for these people anyway


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.26813 del
>>26807
Was buying new bibs last week and noticed there are "gravel" bibs too


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.26814 del
>>26812
they all look like volume road shoes to be honest


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.26815 del
>>26812
it all depends on how you run really


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:45 [Preview] No.26816 del
Gravel bikes stroke gold because they are actually pretty nice for a few set of people but then normies are buying 3k bikes for their 6km commute


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.26817 del
>Tronchon
That tro bro win is probably the most impressive ride of the year outside of grug and pogi. A shame we'll never see something like that again from him


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.26818 del
>>26812
worst trend in roonshoes is all the supershoes all being in the most tacky neon colours. they already look silly with the absurd stack height.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.26819 del
>>26816
I bought a 1,4k gravel bike as commuter a few years ago this is correct


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:49 [Preview] No.26820 del
>>26819
Same and now I use it more than my road bike. Still, the number of people I see on carbon gravel for their commute is insane


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:49 [Preview] No.26821 del
>>26819
did the same worked out great for me


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.26822 del
>>26805
aerodynamics in what sense? Slippery skin?
To me it seems like guys like Pog and Milan are aero like a brick house. Memco is a good example of someone who can fold himself to a conserable advantage tho it seems, but i guess it wouldnt mean much if he didnt have a considerable engine to use in that position.
I dont wanna name names of Dutch top amateurs but many seem to have this certain body type, long, skinny, remarkably skinny and long upper legs especially and a childlike upperbody.
I did boxing for a while and was naturally pretty good at it even though i was a retard in remembering certain combos. Im not saying femur to shinbone ratio is the end all be all but im wondering if the opposite, short femur to shinbone ratio isnt a like those top dutch amateur riders trying boxing. Try hard as they might its difficult to see them overcoming their genetic upperbody lackage compared to a short broad guy like me with long arms.
Also Mercx basically said short femur to shinbone ratio guys never stood a chance due to leverage problems. But maybe he was just talking shit while on dopage


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.26823 del
>>26808
You live near Utrecht?
Move to the coast bro. Its cycling country


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.26824 del
me bike was $600 and still works great


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.26825 del
>>26823
It was a joke my Bert. Where do you see diverse groups of people doing anything anywhere except for in commercials


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.26826 del
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>Groupe de VERCHER


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>>26824
1000€ almost 10 years ago now, still works fine.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.26828 del
Ah they immediately changed it to Gr. BERTHET. Good to see they are reading here


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.26829 del
>>26822
>aerodynamics in what sense
remco for example has his little t-rex arms and shoulders which help contribute to his small TT position, even if it has little effect on his power output it reduces his profile and the reverse would have the opposite effect.
>long, skinny, remarkably skinny and long upper legs especially and a childlike upperbody
probably just due to optimizing for cycling and the muscle development that brings about.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.26830 del
How is this helping Jonas


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.26831 del
>>26827
cough up some dough for an sqlab saddle my bert


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.26832 del
>>26827
10 years and still such a stack over the bars. Wtf are you doing, you like the thought of having a hole caved into your chest?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.26833 del
Remco in groupe du shitters again


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.26834 del
kwabco


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.26835 del
>>26832
Don't really care about looks bert, no way I go to a mechanic for that
>>26831
Already did, this is an old pic


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.26836 del
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it's the year 1998 again. it's going to be a battle Pantani against Ulle


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.26837 del
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20 years ago in stages like this you had 5 random guys going away in the start and nobody else gave a fuck, those 5 fought for the stage and the peloton finished +15 minutes. What happened, how do they have infinite energy now


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:07 [Preview] No.26838 del
Wout


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.26839 del
>>26837
wheel roundness improvement techmology


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.26840 del
trine trying to psychically contact crampy to tell him to stop pulling but his stupid fucking helmet stops her eskimo magick


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.26841 del
Visma be like I’m pulling everyday haha you mad


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.26842 del
>>26837
carbohydrate per hour mandate as anti slurping measure bears fruit
we gaan


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.26843 del
>>26827
but why the Michelin tires?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.26844 del
National jersey next to driver on PCS. Nice touch.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.26845 del
>>26843
I wanted some endurance tyres for puncture protections. Way too many broken glass around montpelllier, hate those fucking hippies with their dogs


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.26846 del
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volta mentioned


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.26847 del
go on fred. still waiting for you to crash primoz out of the race.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.26848 del
>>26837
Those old timers were frauds who could only perform on days they were given a fresh blood bag.
Today the teams actually expect their riders to train and eat right all year.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.26849 del
>>26846
QUIZ TIME: name these 12 riders


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.26850 del
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>>26849
yes well


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.26851 del
>>26850
Hey that's already more than 12


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.26852 del
>>26850
HAMBURGER bo...now there was a runner


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.26853 del
wanty finally freeing their boys from the shackles of leading out bini in intermediates


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.26854 del
W*ut suddenly "refreshed" after the rest day, how surprising


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.26855 del
Oh hey Gachignard is in that group. LET'S GO


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.26856 del
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>2eme chasse patate


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.26857 del
ynr 2024 dwars door het hageland where g. vermeersch dogwalked abrahamsen in an uphill sprint finish


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.26858 del
astana pissed with the lame ass tempo of EF


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.26859 del
>>26851
the first stat had a fine print saying riders born after 1970


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.26860 del
>>26859
Lame


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.26861 del
stier spotted


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.26862 del
Mathieu doesn't seem to give a FUCK today


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:30 [Preview] No.26863 del
Very crabs in the bucket race today, only for some GC guy to eventually win because groups keep attacking


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:30 [Preview] No.26864 del
>Gr. Meurisse


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.26865 del
>groenewegen in Gr. Meurisse


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.26866 del
Not exactly wanting to give trine too much credit, but what is wout doing?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.26867 del
huh I guess CORT is there now somehow
did he sneak into this race after the restday?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.26868 del
>>26862
Oh there he is


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.26869 del
Vauquelin again lel


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.26870 del
>>26866
Being pathetic, or le making the race hard


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.26871 del
interesting developments


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.26872 del
maglia gialla on the move


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.26873 del
attaque jonas


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.26874 del
Healy and Jonas. Pog is sick????


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.26875 del
vingo is doing something!


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.26876 del
Waar pogi?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.26877 del
>>26866
he's winning


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.26878 del
>>26866
its the PLAN and its working!!


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.26879 del
What in tarnation.
I guess I have to put it on now.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.26880 del
This is Not Normal


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.26881 del
Remco is so tactically inept


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.26882 del
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THE FISH CAN SWIM


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.26883 del
>roglic slept as per usual


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.26884 del
>Memco brought Dopacar in
TOTAL LAME


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.26885 del
primoz missed the slag


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.26886 del
wout dropping matty jorgz kek


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.26887 del
>>26883
he is mentally retired


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.26888 del
vinge taking turns what is the plan vismoids


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.26889 del
uno-x having to save the pedalton lol


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.26890 del
>>26885
It's ok Uno-X will save him.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.26891 del
Haha Visma attacked because Pog had a pee break


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.26892 del
de lie pas normal


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.26893 del
Even De Lie woke up. What the hell did they all do yesterday. Motivate your answer without using the word "dopage"


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.26894 del
>wout
>grug
>stier
>burger king
who's the ineos rider?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.26895 del
>>26893
De Lie is just finally training


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.26896 del
>>26891
Source?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.26897 del
>>26894
Laurance


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.26898 del
>>26886
seething belgians hold a grudge longer than they can hold 7 W/kg


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.26899 del
>>26876
he was peeing lmao Visma is desperate


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.26900 del
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>>26844
i like them they cute


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.26901 del
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Grupo compacto and ROGLIC saved the most matches
Trust the plan


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.26902 del
>>26896
Sporza insinuated it


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.26903 del
>>26901
this, but unironically.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.26904 del
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>>26893
coffee ride


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.26906 del
most kino result is de lie sweeping mvdp and 3out in the sprint


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.26907 del
>De Lie losing a sprint against Simmons


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.26908 del
>stier getting outsprinted by simmons
wtf


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.26909 del
>>26906
This aged well already


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.26910 del
kek simmons wih the stare


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.26911 del
memco sipping a coke


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.26912 del
Milan sprinting for 4 points...


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.26913 del
Groupama and FDJ riding like retards, 0 french win incoming


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.26914 del
>>26913
consider LAURANCE.


and they immediately stop considering him


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.26915 del
So what exactly is Israel doing


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.26916 del
>let all your competitors waste their matches
>chill at the back
>stay as far as physically possible from WRIGHT
trust primoz's plan


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.26917 del
>>26915
Keeping it close to tempt pogi


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.26918 del
de lie looks like he's dying


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.26919 del
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pure watts, rusbert will regret the day he made fun of de lie


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.26920 del
>>26917
But Israel has absolutely nobody. I will now predict zero runners in the top 50


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.26921 del
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imagine losing a sprint to fucking scaleb


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.26922 del
>>26920
Consider this: Blackmore


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.26923 del
>>26922
No


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.26924 del
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>>26918
As soon as we're born we are all dying


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.26925 del
>>26924
society


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.26926 del
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>>26924


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:04 [Preview] No.26927 del
greatly enjoying the quinn simmons attacktractor arc this year


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.26928 del
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I believe that French rider Bidon will win a stage


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.26929 del
no one has the balls to contest the uphill sprint against WRIGHT


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.26930 del
don patje knows no mercy


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.26931 del
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would you take the SHIMANO bidon?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.26932 del
Can't wait to see grug get sagan'd again


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.26933 del
>>26932
Wout there kinda helps him against that.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.26934 del
>"With all due respect to De Lie, he's not the sharpest knife in the block"


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.26935 del
>zoom in on wout's deformed knee


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.26936 del
i must pull


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.26937 del
>>26935
kek everytime


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.26938 del
Thibau dropped with all the sprinters


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.26939 del
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the wife and family motivational speech. this only works for wout.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.26940 del
>>26939
didnt know he was married to be honest


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.26941 del
>>26940
i bet she's some cow


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.26942 del
>>26941
Haha


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.26943 del
>>26941
bessie


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.26944 del
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look at that devilish smile


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.26945 del
Why does Wout pull so hard?
Taking by far the longest turns at the front.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.26946 del
>>26944
so thats what he was doing instead of training


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.26947 del
AAAAAA why isn't simmons riding for wout and mathie - renaat


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.26948 del
they might not make the catch


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.26949 del
>>26948
surely the galacticos are keeping it in the tank


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.26950 del
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so how is this helping Jonas again?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.26951 del
>>26944
phwoaar those kids are going to have giga jaws


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.26952 del
>>26947
Dude usually is full on retard. Tells you how much they fear grug


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.26953 del
burgerdough the lone squeaker that could


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.26954 del
is abrahamsen the moist roided athlete of the current era
gains 50 kg
recovers collarbone in 24 hours


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.26955 del
wake up bert simmons is attacking


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.26956 del
>>26954
hes definitely the least decent since at least paduni. but even he had the decency to skip the tour


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.26957 del
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.26958 del
De Lie? Hé?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.26959 del
for me it's Jonas Abrahamsen


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.26960 del
suisse vs etats-unis pushing watts


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.26961 del
>>26954
yes 100% and general audiences clap because he's norge and not a dirty sudaca or balkanoid
norges can do no wrong they are le first world whites. Boy's just eating lol just eat and you'll go through puberty again


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.26962 del
lame


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.26963 del
5th puberty or something


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.26964 del
>>26961
norge state doping makes spainards seem sauber


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.26965 del
surely he will not be able to sprint with a busted collarbone


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.26966 del
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surely BIG things will happen on the slopes of david's pech


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.26967 del
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>>26964
>corticosteroid inhaler? I need that for my asthma
>here's the TUE


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.26968 del
>>26965
he'll just dorp schmid on the 20% rampa with his 80 kg


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.26969 del
Skjelly presenting the rotten state of the state.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.26970 del
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>>26966
Put on a shirt, no decency at all.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.26971 del
>>26967
runner ingebrigtsen has all those tattoos to hide his injection scars


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.26972 del
>>26969
based turkbert


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.26973 del
>>26932
Et voila. Honestly would have been better to have his team go full on at the back and bet on the last climb


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.26974 del
>>26969
welcome back mehmet


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.26975 del
>>26969
>>26970
says the t*rkish flag, kurwa mac


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.26976 del
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Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.26977 del
proppa rampa


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.26978 del
Pech means bad luck in German


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.26979 del
phwoar


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.26980 del
>>26976
that's a pech


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.26981 del
spicy rampa
van aert almost into the mur


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.26982 del
>>26978
In Polish too, like with the ungodly amount of words we have loaned from German.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.26983 del
grug goes


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.26984 del
wout distanced and CRACKED hes DONE


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.26985 del
HEJA NORGE


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.26986 del
Starting to think Matje may not exactly sprint for a win.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.26987 del
show pedalton


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.26988 del
grug making sure nobody talks about le rivalry after this


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.26989 del
grug smash


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.26990 del
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>


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.26991 del
grug too late too little


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.26992 del
there's levels to this dear breakaway shitters


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.26993 del
27 secs on top.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.26994 del
>wout can't even drop laurance


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.26995 del
big kev attack guess you didn't see that coming huh


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.26996 del
VOKLAN awoken


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.26997 del
B I G


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.26998 del
campenarts immediately blowing up lol


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.26999 del
ROGLIC looks alive


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.27000 del
VINGO GOES


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.27001 del
do these vingegaard attacks really tire pogacar? it seems like it's gonna hurt him more


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.27002 del
Ebin atak 50m from a 4 cat finish.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.27003 del
jonas with a weak attack


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.27004 del
jorgenson is the new landa


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.27005 del
jonas moral victory


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.27006 del
ok, now show tete de course again


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.27007 del
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Or is Matje doing it..


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.27008 del
CHUTE POG OH NO


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.27009 del
DUDE ITS FUCKING OVER THE TDF JUST ENDED RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.27010 del
CHUTE
CHUTE


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.27011 del
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.27012 del
C'est Pogacar qui est tombé!


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.27013 del
CHUTE POGI


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.27014 del
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.27015 del
pure assassination lmao


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.27016 del
POGI DOWN POGI DOWN
THIS ISN'T A DRILL


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.27017 del
UH OH


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.27018 del
TOBIAS GOT THE CALL


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.27019 del
uno-x rider red card


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.27020 del
unox shitter chopped pog as he was talking on the radio kek
the front waited for him though so no time lost


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.27021 del
>le waiting out of honour
lame and gay


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.27022 del
Visma bros this is how we win


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.27023 del
TRINE on a phone screaming why won't they attack


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.27024 del
>2 days before the TT
Fish bros?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.27025 del
visma showing some decency for once


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.27026 del
COME ON GRUG


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.27027 del
grug smash grug win


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.27028 del
>>27025
it's the honorable ben healy who made the call


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.27029 del
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>grischa, activate sleeper agent J


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.27030 del
ruh roh


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.27031 del
kek need a webm of that security guy tackling the retard


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.27032 del
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fucking norwegian dopeur


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.27033 del
DSQ all uno-x riders


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.27034 del
wout van kwab


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.27035 del
cinema


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.27036 del
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STIER WINS AGAINST WOUT


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.27037 del
Mauro Shit btfo by based dopeur. Blessed Uno-X win.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.27038 del
RAID THE BUS


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.27039 del
schmid's a retard btw


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.27040 del
>the canton of m*uro 2hmidt


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.27041 del
>4 man fdj train completely lost in the sprint
joke team


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.27042 del
its a good day to be a jonas


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.27043 del
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>>27031
courtesy of beloved rusbert


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.27044 del
bruh that top view of the pogi chute, that norge does deserve a yellow


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.27045 del
>>27043
cheers


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.27046 del
>>27043
not even a protester of some sort just a retard that wanted TV time?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.27047 del
abrahamsen's voice did not hit 3rd puberty


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.27048 del
>>27043
I'd throw a cheeky elbow into that soiboi while landing with him on the barriers.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.27049 del
>>27046
he was too incompetent to open his banner lmao


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.27050 del
>>27049
Looks like a keffieh to me


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.27051 del
>>27047
gaining a further 20 kg of muscle in the offseason will fix that


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.27052 del
>>27050
regular remco ultra


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.27053 del
>>27047
lmao


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.27054 del
>I have to thank the team doctor
yeah you do abrahamsen


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.27055 del
>>27054
literal lol


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.27056 del
>>27054
Kek


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.27057 del
>>27054
they get off on all that dope signaling wtf


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.27058 del
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imagine the amount of piss in this van der pool


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.27059 del
>grug thought he was the front group all the time
hahaha what the fuck


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.27060 del
>>27059
Real grugrbain.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.27061 del
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>>27059
>doesn't know the route
>doesn't know what group he's in
thats a femmes move


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.27062 del
>>27061
Taking this as a competitive group ride with canyon paying him a million extra


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.27063 del
>>27054
NO DECENCY


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.27064 del
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another shameless steal from rusbert - T. Johannesen is going on the top of the UAE shitlist


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.27065 del
>>27064
That's a yellow card surely. He came from behnid Pogacar so he knew he was there.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.27067 del
>>27065
tbqh just for crashing pogi under any circumstance they will probably card you. wouldn't be surprised if they give him a time penalty for taking a shot at the king


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.27068 del
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Results. >>27066


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.27069 del
>>27064
shouldn't be on the radio but it is the uno x his fault for cutting


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.27070 del
>grug loses because he didn't know how many riders were in the front group and though he caught them when overtook ballerini and the squeakers
>everyone else in his group did know there were still 2 in front
man he really is a neanderthal


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.27071 del
>>27070
It wouldn't have changed anyway. If you think you're in front you also go full gas


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.27072 del
>>27070
surely this is on the DS


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.27073 del
>>27071
he probably would have attacked earlier if he didn't think the guys in his view were the last he needed to catch


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.27074 del
>>27070
shouldn't his team radio mention it at least once at some point?
>alright matje you got 15 seconds on the group
>the front is another 40 seconds ahead of you
something like that, were they just not paying attention?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.27075 del
>>27074
sometimes they can't hear the radio


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.27076 del
>>27072
>>27074
radio bricked


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.27077 del
>blatant roiding to a stage win
>assassinating pog
>interfering with radio comms
>casting retardation spells on Schmid
>blood magic sacrifice of waerenskjold
el diablo...


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.27078 del
>>27076
>>27075
hm alright thats fair


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:52 [Preview] No.27079 del
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>>27076
Year of our lord 2025 and radios still don't work right.
Surely there are better options than the chunky radios riders use.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:53 [Preview] No.27080 del
>>27079
when they play the team radio clips they sound like SHIT


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:55 [Preview] No.27081 del
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>I just watched the video.
>This Johannessen got in his way.
>This was done intentionally and I would be surprised if it was a coordinated action by you know who. Shame on fucking Scandinavian.
>Pog is not to blame here.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 15:58 [Preview] No.27082 del
tom dumoulin says johannessen is at fault
the kiwi lord has spoken


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:00 [Preview] No.27083 del
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surely ayuso breaks contract soon
why are they all angling for remco when this guy will go right now


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.27084 del
FUCK JONAS


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.27085 del
>Tobias Johannessen on Eurosport: "I followed the movement of the peloton to the right and I think Pogacar was on the radio. I said to Pogi sorry after the finish, he didn't say any words to me. I feel sorry for him, I didn't want anyone to crash.
what a cunt


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.27086 del
>>27085
Why didn’t the tour favorite go all wholesome chungus 5000 reddit in the heat of the moment???


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.27087 del
>>27086
live by the wholesome chungus, die by the wholesome chungus, simple as


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.27088 del
>>27083
kek he's getting exiled


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.27089 del
>>27085
UAE assassins should MURDER the ENTIRE uno-x squad tomorrow. Mainly abrahamsen because I really don't like him


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.27090 del
FIRST MEDICAL UPDATE DROPPED TIM WELLENS CONFIRMS SMALL SCRATCH WOUNDS

Tim Wellens comes with first update on fallen Pogacar: "It could have been much worse"

Just a touch of a rear wheel and the Tour can be over just like that. Luckily that didn't happen to Tadej Pogacar.

The defending champion did slide across the asphalt, but seemed spared any serious injuries.

"Tadej only has some scrapes," was the first update from teammate Tim Wellens. "But I think all in all he came away from it OK. It could have been a lot worse."

"He told me he was sliding toward a brush, but he didn't hit it."

In the end, the world champion didn't lose any time either because his competitors decided to wait. "That's super nice. I heard there was great fair play. That's great to hear."

"You never know what the consequences are after a crash," UAE team boss Mauro Gianetti told me. "But he was able to jump back on his bike almost immediately and the peloton waited. That was a great sign of respect. We take our hat off to them. But for Tadej, fortunately, it doesn't seem to be too bad, although we were scared for a while."

Although, of course, it remains to be seen how the world champion spends the night. Tomorrow, with the stage to Hautacam, one of the key stages in this Tour is scheduled.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.27091 del
>For a moment, it looked like Pogacar might lose time, but the favorites group decided not to speed up. "We collectively chose to wait as a group. I think that's the sporting decision," says Jorgenson.
>"After the uproar of the past few days, where he accused us of unsportsmanlike actions—something I've never heard him say before—he can now trust that we want to beat him in a sporting manner," the American cautiously criticized the three-time Tour de France winner.

fucking hell this guy is a great asshole teammate to have


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:09 [Preview] No.27092 del
>>27091
Whoreson is such an easy guy to hate


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.27093 del
>>27089
not like sivakov is doing anything this tour, might as well put some hockey pads on him and go head hunting


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.27094 del
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in other news


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.27095 del
>>27094
>2024 Sabgal / Anicolor (CT) until 07/02
heh


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.27096 del
>>27094
whaaaat, that's *crazy*!


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.27097 del
>>27090
his hips and leg are going to be bruised real bad, he's gonna be shit tomorrow and bleed time in the ITT


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:14 [Preview] No.27098 del
>>27092
with how he took the dwars door humiliation on the chin I think he's beyond saving and doomed to a career of slaving. company man all the way


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.27099 del
>>27097
nothing a bit of nitazene can't fix


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.27100 del
lets not forget that LAB started riding hard when like half of the peloton (source lipowitz) including pog had a piss


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.27101 del
>Van Aert, who finished fifth in Toulouse, emphasizes that he had to give a lot in the first two hours of the race. "Mathieu had a lot of teammates controlling the race, so he came into the breakaway a little bit fresher," said the Belgian.

yeah dude and the guys that that went 1-2 attacked in the first minute, what a sad guy


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:21 [Preview] No.27102 del
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So tomorrow will be confirmed turbo kino, right?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:21 [Preview] No.27103 del
>>27101
troon hansen i kneel


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:21 [Preview] No.27104 del
>>27102
it will be the greatest stage yet


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:23 [Preview] No.27105 del
>>27094
steroids??
In my ciclismo? Take him out!


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:25 [Preview] No.27106 del
>>27085
this guy really put a damper on Abrahamson's win


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:25 [Preview] No.27107 del
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Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:26 [Preview] No.27108 del
>>27107
>in english
least obvious plant. miring the quads whoever


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:26 [Preview] No.27109 del
>>27107
uhm...baste?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:26 [Preview] No.27110 del
>>27107
alright thats BASED


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.27111 del
>>27107
if you're gonna do it make a better shirt


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:28 [Preview] No.27112 del
clearly he's a disgruntled woods picker


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:30 [Preview] No.27113 del
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>>27111
most idiots willing to do something (1) extremely self-harmful and (2) totally ineffective towards forwarding their purported goal are some strain of schizo and have very harebrained execution of their plans


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 16:51 [Preview] No.27114 del
>no card issued yet
surely they give him at least a slap on the wrist for taking out the big man


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 17:13 [Preview] No.27115 del
>>27107
His name? Bert


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 17:14 [Preview] No.27116 del
>>27114
>Johannessen has since reviewed the footage himself. He's speaking out on social media, expressing his guilt. He also reports receiving threats, which have deeply shocked him.

>"I'm terribly sorry for what happened to Tadej Pogacar," he said on X. "I tried to follow a breakaway, and I now see I was too close. I thought everyone would swerve to the right, but I made a mistake and I want to apologize again. I hope he's doing as well as possible after such a crash."

>"Of course, I'd like to do it again and handle it differently, but I can't. That feels awful, but I wouldn't wish the number of threats I'm receiving in my inbox on anyone. I'm terribly sorry, but I'm also afraid of the hatred from all those people. This feels very frightening."

Mou is already schizoposting in his inbox


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 17:16 [Preview] No.27117 del
>>27098
I think he likes being the main huncho guy


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 17:33 [Preview] No.27118 del
>Van der Poel also admitted that he hadn't felt particularly fit: "I had a heavy head all day, and I also had a bit of a cold. And at the end of the day, my legs were sore."
And STILL he was so much better than W*ut


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 17:34 [Preview] No.27119 del
>>27118
Atleast nobody picked wout haha


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.27120 del
>>27119
haha


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 17:46 [Preview] No.27121 del
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doing a one-nighter along the coast


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 17:46 [Preview] No.27122 del
>>27119
He DID get points though


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 17:51 [Preview] No.27123 del
to think I almost picked NYS


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 17:57 [Preview] No.27124 del
>>27091
For all the talks about getting into pogi's head these dude really are traumatized


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 18:03 [Preview] No.27125 del
>20-year-old Samuele Privitera is in critical condition after a serious fall during the first stage of the Giro Ciclistico della Valle d’Aosta – Mont Blanc, a U23 race. The Italian rider, a member of the Jayco-AlUla development team, fell, reportedly losing his helmet and hitting his head against a fence.

Damn that's fucked


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 18:06 [Preview] No.27126 del
>>27121
don't forget to stop for bears to pet them. They are cute and like it.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 18:24 [Preview] No.27127 del
>>27121
VERY cool


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 18:27 [Preview] No.27128 del
>>27121
Ynr that one Canadian bert who went bikepacking and never was heard from again.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 18:36 [Preview] No.27129 del
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>wet
>torteen degrees
>ride cut short because summer clothing is too chilly
hard to believe its still summer and that we've had 35°C and more just a few weeks ago


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 18:41 [Preview] No.27130 del
>>27129
Refrigerated eggs are eggs none the less


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 18:44 [Preview] No.27131 del
>>27129
Scandinavians stole all the heat. Not that I'm complaining about 20 degrees and light rain


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 18:56 [Preview] No.27132 del
>>27129
yeah, absolute scenes. tomorrow they say 15 degrees too, meanwhile in fucking Tronheim gonna be 30
might finally go on a rape machine or eat a berger instead


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 19:08 [Preview] No.27133 del
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Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 19:08 [Preview] No.27134 del
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ABANDON SHIP


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 19:23 [Preview] No.27135 del
>>27134
after tomorrows kwakening $POG won't even sell at 2.0 anymore


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 19:39 [Preview] No.27136 del
>>27126
I saw some huge bears when I was visiting North Carolina this past winter, but it's been a few years since I've seen any in CA -- when I was getting the wilderness permit for Yosemite, the ranger told me to "chase off any bears" that might come to my campsite at night, but they were a no-show


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 19:40 [Preview] No.27137 del
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toulouse fc signed this Belgian defensive midfielder.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 19:44 [Preview] No.27138 del
looking forward to Pogi laying down the law tomorrow after all this ticky-tack racing from Visma


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 19:46 [Preview] No.27139 del
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Lenny almost last place today. Getting some Cosnefraud vibes


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 19:48 [Preview] No.27140 del
>>27139
why waste energy on this stage if you want to win the polka dots


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 19:53 [Preview] No.27141 del
pretty bad times to chute, the next 3 days are absolutely killer


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 20:11 [Preview] No.27142 del
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>>27141
whomstever saved the most matches shall feast


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 20:12 [Preview] No.27143 del
>>27142
who is this guy? gregario for lipowitz?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 20:18 [Preview] No.27144 del
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>>27142
current narrative here in Germany is that Rog chutes within the next couple days and lipowitz takes over and rides a top5 result
I say with Pog dead and gone, matchless Vingo and >Remco podium is not impossible


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 20:22 [Preview] No.27145 del
>>27142
KUSS gonna be dining well in fourth week


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 20:25 [Preview] No.27146 del
roglic could very easily jump to like 4th tomorrow
the top 10 is kinda filled with jobbers


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 20:34 [Preview] No.27147 del
>>27146
yeah maybe if it was 2019


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 20:37 [Preview] No.27148 del
>>27147
what you think onley, vauquelin and healy stand a chance against him?
jorgenson will have to work his ass off too now that pogacar is weakened


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 20:40 [Preview] No.27149 del
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Stage 12 OFFICIAL /bet/

>Pogacar 2
>Vingegaard 3.75
>Evenepoel 17
>Skjelmose 17
>Arensman 21
>Martinez 29
>Jorgenson 34
>Yatesi 34
>Storer 34
>Roglic 41
>Gall 41
>Buitrago 41
>O'Connor 41
>Lipowitz 41
...
>Kuss 67
>Onley 67
>Holland 81
>Woods 101
>Eetvelt 201
>Vauquelin 251
>Healy 301


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 21:33 [Preview] No.27150 del
>>27148
it's voorbij my bert, roidlick is dead, gone


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 21:47 [Preview] No.27151 del
is this working again?


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 21:49 [Preview] No.27152 del
>>27149
>>Lipowitz 41
Damn good value, he could do a CRod on Joux Plane if Vingegaard and Pogacar end up neutralizing each other


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 22:38 [Preview] No.27153 del
>>27152
I thought about that, but I think the finish here is too straightforward for the strongest rider not to win.


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 22:54 [Preview] No.27154 del
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>>27125
The kid didn't make it


Bert 07/16/2025 (Wed) 23:03 [Preview] No.27155 del
>>27154
F


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 00:28 [Preview] No.27156 del
>>27121
based


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 00:29 [Preview] No.27157 del
>>27154
:(


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.27160 del
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Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 03:40 [Preview] No.27161 del
Pogi crashing just before the first real stage is a bit anticlimatic tbqh


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 04:21 [Preview] No.27162 del
i hope pog cracks like an egg just so i can see the mou meltdown on twitter


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 04:53 [Preview] No.27163 del
>A Kind Gesture: Tadej Pogačar's UAE teammate Pavel Sivakov spotted outside the UNO-X team bus this morning, sharing breakfast with the Norwegian-Danish team. Congratulating first-time stage winner Jonas Abrahamsen, he also made amends with Tobias Halland Johannessen, seemingly forgiving the 25 year old for causing Pogačar to crash near the end of yesterday's stage. In a heartwarming display of sportsmanship that included a large amount of close contact and constant offerings of food from Sivakov, it seems that any questions of bad blood between Halland Johannessen and the UAE camp have been put to bed.


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 05:03 [Preview] No.27164 del
>>27163
>Sends his lackey to apologize
Truly a feudal lord


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.27165 del
>>27164
Sending a russian to a norwegian team is funny


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.27166 del
Surely pogi is allowed a high dose of tramadol today?


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.27167 del
>wear helmet
>chute and helmet comes off somehow and die
Fuck man this one really makes me sad, dude was 20


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 05:42 [Preview] No.27168 del
>>27167
Wtf and he chuted because he had a heart attack


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.27169 del
>>27168
>another pfizered youth
Sad


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.27170 del
True question, why is motor pacing still so important in this sport. They did some things for few races (san remo comes to mind) but yesterday was pretty bad


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.27171 del
>>27170
probably helped by how hard to quantify it is and how little the average watcher knows/cares about it.


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.27172 del
>DNS BOL
wouldnt be surprised if more fatties throw in the towel as well


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.27173 del
DNS Cees BOL


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.27174 del
in my defense, I didn't reload the thread before posting it, so I couldn't PPATT


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.27175 del
>>27174
Skill issue


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.27176 del
>>27172
>do nothing
>go home when the race gets hard
When Astana sends its people, they’re not sending their best. I guess the better riders were busy farming some 2.1 race in Asia.


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.27177 del
>>27176
431 UCI points from Qinghai btw. 50 more then bardet this year kek


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.27178 del
>>27154
F


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.27179 del
ONLEY will surprise in the passos


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.27180 del
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New thread in 2 hours. please stay tuned.


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.27182 del
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First time ever I am starting to see my quad veins. W/kg bros we are feasting, this morning weight was 80kg on the dot, time to ride up the hautacam


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.27183 del
>>27182
My quads just keep on getting bigger with cycling it's not even funny. I'm over 78kg already as a 1m77 manlet


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.27184 del
>>27183
I had that before but now that I've lost some 5kg this year I definitely have noticed my quads getting smaller. Not sure the muscles have shrunk though as the strength is still there in the gym. Maybe you just have a shitload of glycogen + water there, hehe.


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.27185 del
>>27184
Yeah there should be some fat in there too to be honest. But I don't race so I'm fine, really don't want to bother with eating for 2-3kg of fat


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.27186 del
>“Toilette, toilette!” Michael Woods beleefde ‘Tom Dumoulin-moment’ in tiende Tourrit
was this discussed here already?


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.27187 del
>>27186
Indeed


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.27188 del
>>27186
did he make it?


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.27189 del
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>>27188
he apologized about the sorry state he left the campers toilet in


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.27190 del
>>27188
massacared a camper toilet lmao


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.27191 del
Here is something you may not know: Ben HEALY will be on the podium in Paris


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.27192 del
>>27191
for supercombatif


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.27193 del
>>27191
which podium might that be


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.27195 del
>>27193
Yes


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.27196 del
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Did you know HAUTACAM has seen some of the most doped performances in the history of the sport. Not just Riis. There must be something about this mountain


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.27197 del
>>27194
God this is so great, 15 years as shimano motorcycle killers
What a job


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.27198 del
>>27194
>the shimano bike is not manned by two industrious and robotic japanese mechanics but instead some belgians
day ruined


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.27199 del
>Wout van Aert's involvement in breakaways and chasing stage wins is something he doesn't approve of. Former rider and team manager Bjarne Riis, in his analysis for Danish newspaper BT Sport, criticized Visma-Lease a Bike's tactics, and Van Aert's in particular. After yesterday's stage, in which Van Aert finished fifth, Riis stated: "It's no surprise that Van Aert attacks like that, but I think it's completely wrong. You can't say you want to win the Tour de France and then let your domestiques waste their energy like this. Visma-Lease a Bike jeopardizes the bigger goal. I have a problem with that."
Straightforward. Although, it's questionable whether you can pigeonhole a rider like Van Aert as a 'domestique'. Someone of his caliber also wants to win trophies himself. "We agree that Van Aert is a special rider," said Riis. "But he hasn't shown that yet in this Tour. He's not as strong as a few years ago." This isn't the first time that Van Aert's attacking spirit has been criticized by the Danish side. A few days ago, Riis already said that Van Aert "races like an amateur." And just before the Tour started, Trine Hansen, Jonas Vingegaard's wife, also stated in an interview that our compatriot is too focused on his own success.
Danes HATE him


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.27200 del
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tiz cycling has been so shit this year. i never knew i could be so inconvenienced by a product offered for free


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.27201 del
>>27198
koers is van ons burger, write it down and memorize it


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.27202 del
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Oh great I screwed up the quote and I don't understand how to delete posts


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.27203 del
>>27199
wout is washed, he should embrace his new role. can't wheelsuck behind mentally handicapped Mexicans in every race.


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.27204 del
>>27196
Today Pogacar will show us the true meaning of dopage. He is so tired of Visma he will take 10 minutes on everyone.


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.27205 del
>>27199
the baldoped donkey is correct on all accounts. Wout should get in line and eat wind for the greater good instead of wasting energy getting kwabbed. He's not good enough to go for stage wins, he dropped like a rock behind grug


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.27206 del
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how does grug manage to look exactly the same in every race?


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.27207 del
>>27205
Please understand, he had to spend a lot of energy in the beginning of the stage. So did Abrahamsen but ignore that


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.27208 del
orla is a kiwibeliever


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.27209 del
Abrahamsen no decency


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.27210 del
RAID THE BUS


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.27211 del
GACHIGNARD


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.27212 del
at least i didnt pick barrayyyyyyy for him to slave for bini on the flat for intermediates all tour


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.27213 del
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Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.27214 del
rare road helmet crampy


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.27215 del
that's a fat break


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.27216 del
>>27215
for you


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.27217 del
emu in the tete
this is real


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:51 [Preview] No.27218 del
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Bauhaus keeps calling Merlier Meliee. He's been doing that almost every single interview.


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:51 [Preview] No.27219 del
5000 guys but no Vismoids


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.27220 del
>>27219
benoot counts


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.27221 del
>>27220
Who? Nah doesn't count


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:53 [Preview] No.27222 del
>dsm the only team that missed the break
just relegate them already


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:53 [Preview] No.27223 del
new in the tete:
>Wellens
>Benoot
>Schachmann
>C'Rod


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.27224 del
Rog with two satellites in the break, looking good


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.27225 del
Nice move by Ineos. Fraud martin is about to do his usual stuff


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.27226 del
>>27225
UNO-X just watched their entire competition for top 10 go up the road and now they have to pull kek


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.27227 del
BREAKING: MERGER LOTTO AND WANTY CONFIRMED BY JOSÉ


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.27228 del
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Bookman victory on Hautacam, you read it here first.


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.27229 del
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>>27227
thats huge! De lie can ride for Bini and 1 more shitty WT team gets to stay in the world tour


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.27230 del
>>27227
>its real


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.27231 del
>>27229
El toro has been riding a better tour than bini, how about that?


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.27232 del
>>27229
We are BACK Cofidisbros. And a LOT of awful Belgians to sign too!


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.27233 del
>>27227
Walloon Bull brothers, this isn't good


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.27234 del
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>>27228
I've read that 3 times within the last 15 minutes elsewhere, emubros are out in full force


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.27235 del
>>27226
Kek, healy too apparently


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:02 [Preview] No.27236 del
>>27227
So all the relegation speculation ends up being for nothing. Both Picnic and Cofidis will stay.


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.27237 del
benoot pulling lmao


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.27238 del
>Outre les douleurs au coude et à la hanche gauches, le Slovène, qui a quitté son car les parties touchées bien bandées, a vu son sommeil écourté par un contrôle antidopage à 8 heures, à son hôtel.

Kek, no rest for the wicked


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.27239 del
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>>27233
>de lie, berkmoes, and van eetvelt will be slaving for girmay and widar as soon as next season


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.27240 del
Mechanical of the back-to-back assassin COCKHARD


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.27242 del
Still haven't seen vlasov on live tv. I'm convinced he's not actually in the tour and they are using him as a placeholder


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.27243 del
>>27239
Widar is a fraud, please pay attention


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.27244 del
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>better jonas, politt and asgreen
Yeah, they're not gaining time


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.27245 del
>Tibo NYS
heh, now that was runner


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.27246 del
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If you could have any bike of the peleton, which one would it be? For me, it's the look


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:21 [Preview] No.27247 del
>>27246
don't really find any pro peloton bike all appealing, its all okay but nothing great this season. The merda pinarello maybe because the paintjob looks better than what I have. The giant that Schmid rides in swiss NC colors looks dope so maybe that as well


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.27248 del
>>27246
that bianche with the dangling broken handlebars


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.27249 del
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>>27248
bet that bar/stem combo costs a thousand bucks. Proper motivation to stay upright eh


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:31 [Preview] No.27250 del
>>27247
What bike do you have?


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.27251 del
>>27250
pinarello dogma f rim brake


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:34 [Preview] No.27252 del
>>27251
Based rimchad


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:38 [Preview] No.27253 del
Maylan seething for no particular reason


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.27254 del
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>>27253
Skeljmose is fighting for his 12th GC place


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.27255 del
>>27253
ogro roid rage


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.27256 del
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stolen from rusbert. this should be a yellow card and -50 UCI points for primoz.


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.27257 del
>>27256
just a bit of trolling kek


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.27258 del
squeaker_very_silly.jpg


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.27259 del
POGACAR BRUTALLY STABBED TO DEATH BY ALLAH


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.27260 del
>>27256
Kek, this is part of the boomer special in south of france. These dudes will ride 30h a week, be full black by June and wear short socks in summer. Some of them are acutally pretty fast


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.27261 del
Evenepool lachee


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.27262 del
Pogacar LACHEE


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.27263 del
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Pog is on the aero bike again


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:50 [Preview] No.27264 del
>>27263
30km/H on hautacam confirmed


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:50 [Preview] No.27265 del
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>Gr. Pogacar
it's over


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:51 [Preview] No.27266 del
what's granité and double x?


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:51 [Preview] No.27267 del
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they order a slushy
but they don't have a slushy


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.27268 del
>>27267
SLUSH-E? is he on the ebike now?


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.27269 del
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>>27267


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.27270 del
No slushy in the car. He's gone, he's dead.


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