First for total fish death

second for norway

>The Slovenian government adopted a decision on the letter of intent to organize the implementation of the event of the Grand Start of the Tour de France. As we wrote at MMC in winter, Slovenia is negotiating to host the opening stages of the Tour in 2028 or 2029.
only allowed if they do 5 ascents of the Kolovrat

we filled the last 2 threads to 1000. we outsmarted treinbert, who's still refuses the fill tdf #3 to 1000.

so this is a mountain stage? hard to imagine.

All I want is total visma erasure

>>27275
We are all autism. Eventually someone will fill up that thread. Let's see who blinks first

imagine a tete de course with only these 5 riders

gorka guerricagoitia is a name

>>27280
Gerrikagoitia. Stop squeakifying Basque names

6th in San Sebastian 2003. You now remember Italian cycling

Coquard stung by a bee or something??

>>27287
In awe of these lil guys' powers this season

dude needed his finger bones to be reattached?

>>27286
might also have failed a bottle-grab and sprained a finger with a direct front-on impact on a stretched-out finger

>>27292
Why are squeakers so fragile

>>27246
I'm a sucker for the classic look, so I'd go with the sir velo r5

yes hello I'd like one slushy please

cannot imagine what's going through the mind of the Cofidis DS making TEUNS sit at the back and not pull. yeah mate you need him for the fucking cat 1. they deserved to be relegated regardless of any mergers

>>27295
W*ut's blood used to be pretty slushy

The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Tour of Thailand hardcore fans on side of the road

Belgian NC rigged so usually a sprinter wins it

timmeke its okay you can get in the car mate

Now, let's see if Grug goes for points and if Nys tries to defend for Milan.

>>27296
The ronde behind the scenes on youtube shows a pretty clear picture of how retarded french teams are

>>27299
Usually a Belgian wins too

grug getting outsprinted by Rex

Rex > Grug

How do you get defeated by Rex of all places

I think he has finally realised that green is within reach.

>>27308
t-rex rides for visma

>>27308
That's his brother, a nasty jumboid

>>27309
>>27310
wait thijs rides for shitsma? yikes

Either Pogi or Grug are definitely winning the points jersey. Milan won't even get to sprint in Paris.

>>27312
Who the fuck is Thijs. Tim

>>27313
if he actually gets in breaks he will be able to pick up a few intermediates, almost all of them are before any denivele at all

stolen from slovbert so our dear polska number pusher bert can appear even smarter when releasing the velogoomblin results

wout has to do piss pushing duties for jonas

>>27317
He's still helping!!! Almost the same as in 2022 right

>>27317
punishment for his failures? I like to think so

>>27317
Trine must be happy

breakaway boys are going to have to smash it up the Soler

Pyrenees, home

could go for a vending machine sandwich today you know

all those small bridges. please don't chute remco

>>27326
he really hates mountains huh

Huh what is Benoot doing

gACKinard

Emu very strong, today is the day, I can feel it.

>>27327
job done (and failed) so there's no reason to ride any further

Gym done, don't forget your posterior chain berts

hershey spotted

>>27332
please understand, jonas didn't lose time while he took a leak thanks to wout, while pogi is a pisslet and can't piss on the bike and has to stop on the side of the road

Alaphilippe really is my worst pick. He FUCKED me over with that Tour de Suisse

>>27336
You and me both bert

>>27336
and thats coming from a wout picker
tudor and alla should be ashamed

>>27330
OH NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY

>lenny laché
I sqeuak

Lenny... And Buchmann

kek

>>27338
all in for storer kom now

Allah pick at least kinda made sense, there are Berts in this very topic who picked Tibo NYS

lenny lache
emu lache
hirschi lache
any other frauds want to jump ship?

>>27338
Hirschi is also a HUGE fraud. Cancellera need to work on his medical staff

>>27345
And there goes Madouas

wtf is wrong with squillaume? I'm sick and tired of the squeakers being so weak even to their own standards.

lenny fartinez

SQUILLAUME AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

At least Buitragod seems to be BACK

>Martin guillonet dropped by Laurance
Lmao

REMCO LACHEE

REMCO EVENEPOEL LACHEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remco lachee

uh oh

REMCO DEAD

OH NONONONONNO

THIS JUST IN
Remco is struggling according to Radio Tour
he's dropping from the group as I type

>does Ramadan
>gets brutally kwabbed left and right all season
hehe

HET IS VOORBIJ

so what is the HLN cope?

MEMCO NO

Lipowitz podium looking ever so much more likely

the time has come

>>27366
BELGICIDE TOTALE

man that is ridiculously bad, dropped before the doms

so much for Remking podium

LOL is that O'Connor who dropped from Tete

laurance completely nuked

that's some hard backwards pedaling

kiwitime

the remco seethe will be pretty funny

Remco with Barguil. Frauds stick together

>VLASOV
literally WHO?

>>27379
thought it was his bud bardet, it was another french dsm fraud

Vlasov gone and dead

Reminds me of that one vuelta where remco just randomly lost 25 minutes one stage

VAUQUELIN FOR MAILLOT BLANC

Remember that the only reason pogi can win against remco "the best junior ever" evenepoel is that he's dopping

I'm literally shaking from excitement just thinking about Lipo on the podium

Vismoids with a weak pull now.
Remco stabilised the gap.

>>27368
He just need Van Poppel to do his thing

He can't even follow Barguil and Van Wilder

>>27383
also on like one of the first real climbing stages

benny hill laché

>>27390
VERY suspicious

Jorgenson lachee

Not a completely implosion for Memco yet but 50 (FIFTY) km to go

Attaque shellmose

ATTAQUE THERMONUCLÉAIRE DE SKJELMOSE (DOPAGE)

SON OF JORG WEAK

absolute scenes

total fiasco from Visma lol

>>27383
bad blood bag, happens from time to time

Nice job there Vismoids.
Reset.

It has to be a bluff, no way they wait now if the dude gets laché before narvaez. He's going to lose 10 minutes anyway

jørgensen completely cooked

>french president Jacques Chirac
thanks czech tv

kuss too fast for jorgenson lol

>>27406
kek

Total fiasco from Ineos. Arensgod killed himself for Rodriguez who is nowhere to be found

How the fuck did Dceathlon let armirail go? This dude is top3 french climber

>>27410
What's the top 3? Armirail, Sexass and Proudhomme?

>>27411
basically

How stupid does Denk feel after spending obscene amounts of money on Remco to finally get his tour win after he already splurged north of 6 million on Roglic with the exact same goal?

old man woods took his vitamins tooday

photographer using flash function in the broad daylight

FREE SWEENY

>>27413
Well Remco is still young and not in his prime yet.
Meanwhile Roglic was done by the time he joined Bora.

Sweeny is too strong to be a jobber at that team

HEALY is overcooking, already poured like 20 liters of water

here's how remfloyd landisnepoel can still win

>>27419
>irish heatlett
Many such cases

>>27417
Heh... He still has time... Just like Wout...

when the road rises, the ultra strong KUSS shines on the front

Oh yeah Armirail goes to Visma

>>27417
Well riders usually either get worse or don't improve at all once they join Bora so I say abandon all hope

president jacques mitterand-holland again

mas is dropped too but who cares really

Who else here overheats easily?

woods unshitting himself

dopacaresque by WOODS

>muslim debuff
>bora debuff
>pressure from belgian press debuff
uff

And now Woods goes not normal at age 50. What is going on in this race

>>27426
monsieur macron liberate my country from the pigdogs

What is Woods thinking here?

>>27428
Kinda got used to it

woods always get his stage, preferably a steep climb

Vauquelin

maybe that dumuolin he released dropped a few kg's from his weight

>dad just messaged me asking if Lipo can win the tour
I just told him yes, let a man have a dream.

we die in normandie

Has narvaez ever been so good at climbing?

>>27428
me definitely

>>27442
neither was wellens

Healy parcheggio totale

Benny Hill in the break again on Saturday.

pour another 20 liters of ice over ben o'heatly

Heatstroke Healy

Remco is actually coming back

>>27447
Are they allowed to wear cooling vests while on the bike?

>>27449
yeah because they're going slow as fuck, o'connor and tejada are still holding on

>>27445
just one more bidon over his head and he'll come good

>>27449
They're going slow, woods took time

still think it's crazy you guys don't pop over to go see the le tour in person

>>27449
he's still going to meet his maker on the hautacam

Reminder jungels got gifted a LBL because woods can't descent

how long until the EF car is out of bidons?

>>27454
It's in a different country. It is far away

>>27454
It's full of dutch and germans

>>27454
Sitting comfy in my chair with a blanket over me, slowly slurping not semen, watching the entire duration of the le tour with me berts

>>27454
I went to the third stage but going on these cols seems like a hellish circus

ARMIRAIL NOT NORMAL

Reading your messages is more fun than watching the thing.

>>27460
A blanket? It is like 30 degrees

>>27449
Visma spooked because jorgenson giga crashed

>>27466
Who cares about Jorgenshit

>>27454
you sit there the whole day waiting and then they ride past you with 50km/h.

>>27468
muh dark horse tactic

>>27465
how else you think Brtek gets so well heat adaptated?

didn't expect voklan to explode like that today

PCS is so bad today with info

>>27472
he fat

>>27472
why not, when has he ever shown to be something beyond puncheur

>>27454
done a few times. It's a fun experience, but a shit way to watch the race

>>27473
that's because you didn't pay enough, stingy bugger

waar van wilder?
waar wellens?

Remco goes solo? Wilder looked strong

>>27473
he's on the mountain getting his dick sucked by wild armirail fans

>>27472
But he is still in the group

onley hasn't lost a step yet btw

Armirail is ridiculous. Why is Decathlon allowed to dope like this

>>27481
turns out being in Gr. Maillot Jaune is not a good place to be today

get fucked

>>27482
Could actually podium this one

>>27481
oh wait he's not with Healy? He's actually in the real group my bad

Gall looking ok.

Jorgenson total kwab
LIPOWITZ also doesn't look too comfy

>>27484
What? Vauquelin is there with Pog and Jonas. Are you not watching?

>young scotch bvll on pace to podium the le tour
>it's a dsm runner
real monkey paw shite

>allez mon Keke
Kek, calling your son kevin really is a curse

KUSS also about to lachee
YATESI the last gregario who already was lachee'd previously
Soon VINGEGAARD will have nobody

>>27490
I long since correct my colossal mistake

do you believe in a French stage victory?

Armirail Tour winner at Visma?

>>27493
Big SEPP is just hanging there to motivate the young idahoan

>>27491
Whisky is scotch, everything else is Scottish.

with this steady rate of progression across the season, we can expect KUSS to be in GT winning form for the vuelta. trust the plan

G2 g2ing

Remco trying to Almeida

pog is going to drop a bomba i can feel it

yatesi pulling, how the tables have turned

Remco with the best story arc today

visma getting outsmarted by UAE applying the visma strategy lol

>>27509
Cyclismo?

>>27458
>>27459
>>27460
>>27464
>>27469
>>27476
but it looks so comfy to camp out on the slopes of a big mountain stage
you can score some Big rides then shitpost by a cool mountain stream in the shade with you're bros and shitpost on the cyc
it's not like you're working in July anyway

>>27511
yes, it's back from the ad break

Wellens must have taken a bus up the mountain.

Wellens gonna ride under the climb, then Yatesi, then Almeida themonuclear and then it's over

>>27512
Of course I work

>>27515
Bert I...

remco coming back being talked about like some monster performance but looking at the shitters in his wheel it doesn't seem that impressive

>>27518
he's gonna be at least +5:00 at the finish he's still boned

Hello there should be more squeaking about Armirail. This is not normal

>>27518
Peleton lost 20 seconds to armirail since he got dropped

>>27518
Almeida does this every race and when the front group is not slurping like this

>>27516
sitting in a train is not working

>>27520
>tt'er taking time on skinny freaks in the descent
nah

Kool wins the sprint in Knokke-Heist.

>>27512
idk I don't feel like taking vacation days and spending a bunch of money for that. It seems super boring and logistics are shit, its not easy to get to the good parts of the race, all hotels are booked months in advance and roads are blocked

time to grab a quick bagel before the finale

bit kino that shot of the valley

those lidl bidons are so stupid

>>27530
Don't say this, I think we've seen some peak paypigerie in this thread about them

>>27523
Sitting in the /cyc/ office shuffling TPS reports is not working

>>27530
>>27531
Why don't you want almost free watt savings bert

skjelmose in backpain mode

>>27533
What's your cleaning routine? I imagine you can't just throw out your 30€ bidon afer 2 months like I do?

>>27533
Also free speed, not watts

>>27535
It's the other Finnbert who has those bottles actually, I use normal Elite Fly bottles since I like 1l bidons

>>27532
there's a town in Gers called Condom lol

why doesn't benealy just drink more water

see bear
hug bear

>>27533
I just saw skjelmose fumble with their unwieldy shape and know enough

>>27542
Didn't think about this but it must be hell putting it back kek

Armirail wins 100%

How do you say Hautacam in French?
Silent H ?

Otakam beckons

>>27541
even the heat can't stop pedobear

>>27545
o-ta-cam

no iding on the autacam

>>27544
If jonas doesn't drop pogi he lost the tour

>>27545
Hot-a-camb

>>27547
it's funny how it's usually gypsies in these costumes in big cities trying to make money so idiots can take selfies with them

>>27539
What does that have to do with my comment

>>27550
He already lost

>>27553
your post was irrelevant to my original comment so I replied in kind, do I really need to spell it out ?

roglic wins today
I feel it

consider this: remco evenepoel

Okay never mind Wellens goes pretty fast Armirail has no chance

vismoids getting blown out by the UAE train right now

danish dopeur laché

combloux was a training ride

Visma pulled for 50 km and now nowhere to be seen
Suddenly full train of UAE
What a failure

>>27560
Jonas is still there, fake news

woods laché
sheik laché

alright happenings
kuss out

Remco dead again.

Parcheggio Remco Evenekwab

july wellens uff thats a runner
remco lache again

diesel KUSS saving matches

>jonas all alone
what do you mean visma shouldn't have wasted their helpers so early

We gaan!

Primoz ROGLIC looking GOOD, we are BACK

alright we gaan

Oelalalalala. Oeioeioeioeioei

pas normale

pogiwinslol

Nice pull from YATESI

vingo can't follow yup pog doubters (me) in shambles

ON Y VA

fucking hell narvaez

LAUNCH

NARVAEZ WOUTESQUE PULL

PAS NORMAL

oh nonononoo

Ok I am out

corrrrr

need i say more

Armirail gaat een verkoudheid oplopen Michel

hey its not over yet vingo can still diesel his way back
the gap is not increasing

Jonas will diesel and win, Rog second

Pogacar really figured out Vingo
One explosive pull so he doesn't have to look back at his ugly face all climb

>>27588
He did this before, trying to crack him like that

FISH STILL ALIVE

NOT YET GUTTED

>amirail
wtf haha he just flew past him like he was standing still

>>27291
he should have used a FINGERGUARD

fish is cracking

ALLEZ KEVIN VAUQUELIN

>>27596
jonas fingerguard keeps losing time

thats a BIG cog vingo is riding

Armirail lost those two minutes in 1 km

Well well well, Rog third already

Watch him say he didn't feel in perfect shape at the end

all smiles

>>27604
all gaps heh

this slovenian kid might have a shot at the KOM jersey methinks

onley third best climber in this tuur

>>27604
I get his tactic, the race is long
just take it easy and everyone dies around him

New climbing record incoming

this isn't the same without a landismo vs /elite/ fight for 3rd

If Bora will force Lipowitz to slave for Roglic, the team might not survive

good thing visma put UAE under pressure all first week

was that a final bidon from the shimANO gang ?

>>27613
he's riding 2x no? Looked like 2x to me. Must be some massive chainrings though

pog really going to put minutes into the fish

>>27617
He's been 1x the whole tour iirc

is fishman riding 1x? This needs investigation
>pog on aero bike
>vingo on 1x
hmpf

>>27619
huh okay I thought I saw a front derailleur. Chainguide then

Hard part only starting now tbh.

what is jonas thinking right now?

>>27617
visma always rides 1x these days

Somewhere out there are german boomers being rushed to hospital with aneurysm

the no socks man

>>27628
this is vacation for him

roglic will easily be 3rd as long as he doesn't crash

>all smiles
NO DECENCY

He was way ahead after 2km, he won't make it

>>27624
huh I see
I'm comparing the sram 1x 13 speed cassette with a big chainring to what you get with shimano 2x and the gaps in the big cogs are massive on 1x. I'm really confused but surely visma knows what they are doing

rog is pedalling smooth dude
lipo is too greedy

onley is way too fucking good for dsm

>>27637
Uh oh

bora betrayal finally starting

LIPOWITZ leaving roglic in the dirt but onley is not to be shaken

Ich weiß nicht was mit Rolf Aldag los ist aber das Interview gerade ist schon schlimm...😬
Was will man mit Roglic erreichen, NICHTS❗
Was will man mit LIPO erreichen, ihn endlich mal das Vertrauen geben was er verdient...❗
Roglic hatte nicht mal probiert sich Zeit zurückzuholen, er hat auch NIEMALS die Chance aufs Podium zu kommen. Er sagt ja selbst dass ihm Platzierungen egal sind und er lieber darauf schaut was er schon erreicht hat...😏
Für Roglic zählt nur Roglic und er würde sich NIEMALS einordnen, eher würde er aus der Tour gehen❗
Im Gegensatz dazu würde für LIPO eine TOP 6 alles bedeuten und ihn auch stärken...✌🏻
Ich denke auch dass LIPO Morgen nicht schlechter sein wird.
Wo sind überhaupt die Fahrer aus dem Team also AUSGENOMMEN LIPO, ROGLIC UND VAN POPPEL....!?😬
Vlasov war NIE zu sehen, hat aber nie auch wirklich rausgenommen. Da braucht man sich nur mal das GC anschauen!😵‍💫
Ich hoffe dass man zu der Erkenntnis kommt dass es eine falsche Aufstellung war.😑
Warum lässt man sich immer und immer wieder von Mannschaften aus der Reihe drängen die viel weiter hinten in der Gesamtwertung stehen!?🤔
Nur weil Roglic nicht in der Reihe fahren kann, wer hinten fährt verpasst den Zug.
Und das war schon über mehrere Etappen so, heute wäre LIPO auch in der ersten Gruppe gewesen, da bin ich mir zu 85% sicher❗❗❗😏
Warum hätte man ihn nicht mit LIPO fahren lassen wenn man nach Rolf doch gut in der Lauerposition sitzt und Große Erwartungen hat!?🤔
Man sieht es doch auch wieviel Preisgeld erst eingefahren wurden ist.🤔🧐🙄
Einfach nur traurig was man mit LIPO macht, da braucht man sich nicht zu wundern wenn er irgendwann WEG ist.😏

Insane ride by Remco tbh

>>27642
all of these comments are by me

>>27643
Also very impressed by onley

ALBA GU BRATH