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/cyc/ - Tour de France Thread #10 Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No. 31287
All smiles edition

>Current and upcoming races
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
21.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.1 WE
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
26.08 - 29.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
27.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
28.08 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE
30.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - CERATIZIT 1.WWT
31.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/kCgLX5Pn

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes (very hard):
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/

>Velodrama league code:
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Previous thread: >>30278


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.31288 del
go arseman


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.31289 del
pew I was about to post one too good thing I checked first


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.31290 del
>>31284
to think I only got one you for this masterpiece


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.31291 del
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GALL KWAB
ROGLIC KWAB
VOKLAN KWAB
ONLEY + LIPOWITZ TBD


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.31292 del
>>31291
Kiwiman in orde


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.31294 del
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>thymen attacks pog and vingo


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.31295 del
>>31292
Don't tell anyone but I have no idea who kiwiman is


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.31296 del
>>31295
Oreganoman


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.31298 del
>>31293
Because pogacar already showed himself to be stronger. Vingegaards only hope is that Pogacar chases/paces and gets ever so slightly tired.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.31299 del
>>31295
its thymen


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.31300 del
I am sorry that I deleted Belge berts last post, but I already deleted one of my own posts to post the new thread message.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.31301 del
>>31295
t. ate the apple instead


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.31302 del
>>31300
as expected from the jumbo mafia


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.31303 del
>I'm going to try everything to win the tour


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.31304 del
>the tour isn't over yet


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.31305 del
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Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.31306 del
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>do you think that's an apple you're eating right now?
YOU CAN DO IT THYMEN BELIEVE


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.31307 del
Just waiting for next time Pogacar attacks. Does he want the stage or not?


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.31308 del
>>31307
didn't you see his interview yesterday, dude wants to go home because he's bored
vingegaard is that much of a wheelsucker


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.31309 del
Roglic rather wants to lose his top 5 spot instead of just pulling once for Lipo


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.31310 del
fraudlic currently in z2


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.31311 del
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PADUNI would already put 2 minutes on the frauds


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.31312 del
>hymen arseman


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.31313 del
>>31308
He just attacked for the stage win then let Arensman go. Unless he changed his mind he has to go again.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.31314 del
who is to blame for the slurpage this tdf? is it entirely on visma and jonas or should tadej [and remco lol] shoulder some blame


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.31315 del
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>we have a plan and we will follow it perfectly
>the plan


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.31316 del
Can't wait for all the slavic foids on twatter to find a way to blame this on Lipo


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.31317 del
>>31316
They will be blaming UAE
Slovenia is going to burn


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.31318 del
this is an incredibly boring tour all things considered


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.31319 del
>>31315
By sticking to his wheel he managed to keep pogi's off 3 stages win


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.31320 del
>>31318
beats last years edition though


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.31321 del
>>31320
disagree


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.31322 del
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Surely Volta and Vuelta will deliver us from this slurpage


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.31323 del
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They will have to get special treatment


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.31324 del
>>31318
another W for the la vuelta chads


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.31325 del
>>31320
hard disagree, this is literally gifted win after gifted win and the GC rider do nothing at all except onley and lipo


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.31326 del
>>31318
Too big powergap between Pogi and the rest. Like last year and also last year's Giro.
I hope he doesn't actually go to the Vuelta it's going to be another rerun of the same shit.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.31327 del
Onley too strong today, it's over


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.31328 del
LIPOWITZ LACHEE


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.31329 del
>>31323
kill 'em all personally


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.31330 del
the onleypodium is REAL


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.31331 del
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>>31321
>>31325
there was nothing good about last year. 2 weeks of boring slurp except for the gravel stage and then pog destroyed everyone and 1,2,3 was a done deal
this year we had lots of good stages even in week one and the battle for 3rd that is still not concluded


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.31332 del
>>31325
Same, fucking hate gifted wins


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.31333 del
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Praying for a turbo retarded Lipo attack that somehow sticks


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.31334 del
Does onley knows he needs to attack?


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.31335 del
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>>31279


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.31336 del
>>31334
>6.3 km to go
bit far innit. pog and jonas will do something and he will try and follow


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.31337 del
>>31331
last year was much better with campy winning, carapaz resurgence for the polka dots, bardet in yellow
this year you've had nothing of the sort, only the VPP win and healy saga has had soul


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.31338 del
>Gr. Voklan is actually just VOKLAN


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.31339 del
>>31331
yeah, Grug and Healy really animated the first two weeks


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.31340 del
>>31336
jesus how far behind are you


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.31341 del
Vingo can't possibly lose his second place, why does he keep wheelsucking? Just attack.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.31342 del
>>31341
he wants to win the stage


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.31343 del
>>31340
yes well i'm not listening to fucking phil ligget so im watching the ever-slow illegal streams


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.31344 del
>>31342
not possible when he comes to the mountain top together with pogi and he should know that by now


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.31345 del
Jonas is smiling, he knows he has this in the bag


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.31346 del
>>31340
tiz pals, they're mocking us again...


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.31347 del
>>31341
Literal the only thing he can achieve is hoping Pogacar spends enough energy that he can by some miracle win the stage.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.31348 del
>>31344
After sucking wheels all the way his chances go up


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.31349 del
>>31337
hm alright I see I'm just looking at it from an action per stage angle and last year had very little of that


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.31350 del
>>31341
DIT
ZEGT
NIKS


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.31351 del
Roglic supposedly already 10 minutes behind.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.31352 del
>>31347
he still needs to attack or else kiwiman is winning


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.31353 del
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Berthet giving his friend a little pul


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.31354 del
how many ducats did arensman pay pog


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.31355 del
>>31351
very grim


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.31356 del
When will Onley go?


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.31357 del
i am now invested in an arensman victory


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.31358 del
someone's gonna slip on these wet roads trying to avoid the crowds


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.31359 del
>>31352
He should try to attack with like 1 km to go or so.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.31360 del
ONLEY LACHEE
IT'S HAPPENING


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.31361 del
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>>31318
Remember when all we had was slurping with those fucking *ngloids. Uran getting a SECOND place in the Tour while being more invisible than Buchmann. We really shouldn't complain nowadays


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.31362 del
>>31356
now, backwards


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.31363 del
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>>31356
never because he's cracking right this moment


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.31364 del
ONLEY in difficulty


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.31365 del
WIR SIND SOWAS VON ZURÜCK JAAAAAA JAAAAAA JAAAAAAAA


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.31366 del
lipobeast redeemed


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.31367 del
voorbij status?


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.31368 del
>>31361
true and they even consider getting rid of sprint stages altogether, soon every stage will be good


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.31369 del
panache from lipo


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.31370 del
This indeed is such a boring climb


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.31371 del
imagine if the young german had a teammate


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.31372 del
lipo is based


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.31373 del
>>31371
weird


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.31374 del
Okay Pogacar takes it. Jonas must've been fully cooked.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.31375 del
florian nass is creaming his pants as we speak


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.31376 del
roglic losing 15 minutes is yates esque


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.31377 del
vingegaard is so boring


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.31378 del
>>31370
it's perfect for the old Rog


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.31379 del
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lipo almost crashed


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.31380 del
Wellens risked his life for this


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.31381 del
>vingo
he will retire


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.31382 del
Jonasbros we finally beat Pogacar in a sprint. Moral victory secured.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.31383 del
Wtf that fatass almost assassinated Pog


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.31384 del
>>31382
Stronger today, the tour is not over


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.31385 del
Pogi is shaking, probably still has a cold


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.31386 del
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a 0/10 stage
absolute dogshit
tour de france should be cancelled
good boy's arensman winning only redeeming quality


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.31387 del
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>Lipowitz


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.31388 del
ARENSGOD ARENSGOD ARENSGOD ARENSGOD ARENSGOD


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.31389 del
START THE VOLTA ALREADY


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.31390 del
>>31383
shoulder checked him like that kwab who tried to run the finish the other day kek


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.31391 del
Thymen :)


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.31392 del
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we're back


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.31393 del
>>31391
:)


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.31394 del
>>31392
BIG relief after yesterdays blunder
I already saw Onley on 3rd when Roglic went


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.31395 del
this reminds me of the giro with the week 4 memes


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.31396 del
Confusing final climb.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.31397 del
Time for me ride


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.31398 del
lmao @ Vinegar


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.31399 del
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What a way to go for ARSEMAN from getting humiliated by czech superstar HIRT to two wins at the Le Tour


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.31400 del
Pathetic display by Jonas “the Tour is not over” Vingegaard


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.31401 del
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>>31392
So are we


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.31402 del
>>31400
is the tour over yet? don't think so


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.31403 del
>>31400
He will take 1 minute on every Montmartre climb


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.31404 del
>>31403
Still not enough


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.31405 del
surely visma plans to crash pog before sunday evening


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Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.31407 del
As I said, Pogacar does not like Roglic.
He told the team to take risks and get him even before the last climb starts.

Pogacar let Arens go and could have even won the stage even within the last 500m, but chose to not do so.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.31408 del
>>31407
he also likes arensman


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.31409 del
>>31406
kek


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.31410 del
10 minutes have passed and ROGLIC nowhere to be seen


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.31411 del
>>31410
he's 12 minutes down


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.31412 del
Gall interview
>we had the idea to distance roglic but didn't expect it to be this easy


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.31413 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P1B2KqNwbTQ [Embed]

finally some proper ciclismo


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.31414 del
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>>31413
Stage 1 won by the great Oscar SEVILLA
Stages 2 and 3 won by Franklin ARCHIBOLD


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.31415 del
Aaaaaand it's raining again


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.31416 del
APOLOGIZE TO SIR BRAILSFORD


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.31417 del
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How was your ride, I went to Geraardsbergen to the remco headquarters Bar Gidon to pay respect to the rib of remco which they have displayed as a relic from a saint
should have brought my e-bike


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.31418 del
>>31416
More victories at this tour than visma


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.31419 del
these last two stages were maybe just too hard eh


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:04 [Preview] No.31420 del
Our boring team meister Qwabendish will finally unseat the gypsy.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.31421 del
>>31418
if simon yates didn't wheelsuck healy visma really would go home with nothing


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.31422 del
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lanterne rouge guy fighting people in twitter comments lmao


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:06 [Preview] No.31423 del
Very quick that Veloman, this year.
If it continues I can finally retire me shits bar the GC one.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:06 [Preview] No.31424 del
>>31422
doesn't this fatty work for visma as tactics master


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.31425 del
>>31417
saving matches for a BIG ride at the weekend


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.31426 del
>>31424
He does


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.31427 del
might play the femmes velodrama, might be more interesting race than this slurpage, just like last year


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.31428 del
>>31426
so basically he says vingegaard shouldn't do anything because he risk being countered, while being second in GC and having 0 stage wins
it wouldn't annoy me so much if he didn't give an interview after every stage saying the tour isn't over I will go all out


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.31429 del
>>31417
Bergesque, hopefully BIG ride tomorrow, bug only locally, it's once again raining in the bohemian hinterlands
can't wait to disappoint again


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.31430 del
>"It was close, but unfortunately we didn't win," Grischa Niermann, Head of Racing at Visma-Lease a Bike, told Wielerflits.

>"Our plan? Follow, because we were sure UAE and Tadej would go for the stage."

>"It wasn't possible to make up 4:30 today. We wanted to win, and this was the way to beat Tadej, to make him work."

>"But he clearly wanted to win too, and they miscalculated. Hats off to Thymen and Ineos."


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.31431 del
>>31430
>Visma-Lease a Bike was therefore only thinking about the daily victory today. "If the stage had been longer, we would have tried something else. But it was clear it was going to be very difficult."

>"Look at Primoz Roglic. He made a good effort, but paid a heavy price on the final climb. Turning the Tour upside down would have been difficult."

>For the first time, Visma-Lease a Bike seemed to abandon its three-week plan. "We've tried to go for a stage win before. This was simply the tactic we had planned for today."


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.31432 del
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>>31417
rainy


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.31433 del
>>31422
do they literally not know he's four minutes behind? are they stupid?


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.31434 del
>>31433
yes but pogacar didn't win the stage so that's a moral victory


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.31435 del
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>>31424
>>31426
PPATTT, thats Lanterne Rouge who works for the labrats, not Flamme Rouge


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.31436 del
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just don't say you're going to go all out and risk everything if you don't plan on actually doing so


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.31437 del
>>31435
yes but Patrick Broe is also in the screencaps


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.31438 del
>>31435
they are both in that picture bert


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.31439 del
>>31436
nice work pal


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.31440 del
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>>31438
>>31437
I am retarded


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.31441 del
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>>31435
also I find it funny this guy head of strategy, it's the equivalent of making me head of strategy
but anything for some extra shills on the internet


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.31442 del
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amazing


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:41 [Preview] No.31443 del
>>31439
didn't make it. Credit for that image goes to whoever made it in /cyc/ back in the day


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.31444 del
I feel ripped of


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:44 [Preview] No.31445 del
>>31443
RusBert


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:45 [Preview] No.31446 del
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>>31442
just two more big climbs


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:47 [Preview] No.31447 del
>>31442
week 4 bros it's our turn


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:48 [Preview] No.31448 del
>>31442
"stage 19, we finally pass Pogi close to the line and gain 2 seconds, THE PLAN WORKED"


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 16:59 [Preview] No.31449 del
Ben HEALY and Nielsen POWERFUL break tomorrow


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 17:00 [Preview] No.31450 del
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Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 17:02 [Preview] No.31451 del
>>31449
FOSS will win according to arensman


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 17:02 [Preview] No.31452 del
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>>31450
>tfw peaking in the Pogi era


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 17:05 [Preview] No.31453 del
>>31450
Woutmaxxer


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.31454 del
>>31453
wout only has 11 second places in the tour surprisingly


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 17:12 [Preview] No.31455 del
real question: does Pogi stop at 5 TdF and start going for Giri and a couple Vuelta or does he blow past the record


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.31456 del
>>31455
Why would he stop winning Tour de France if he still could?


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.31457 del
>>31456
He needs to bulk for Roubaix


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 17:23 [Preview] No.31458 del
>>31452
Implying he could have beaten anyone of the sky era


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.31459 del
>>31458
Yes? I don't think anyone disagrees with that.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.31460 del
>>31456
for one he seems to be getting a bit tired of it, but also yeah >>31457 he would probably rather knock out the last two monuments


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 17:25 [Preview] No.31461 del
>>31452
Pogi has the exact same number of 2nd places at Tour stages


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.31462 del
>>31461
yes well he is also peaking in the Pogi era


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 17:28 [Preview] No.31463 del
>>31461
scratch that, it's only 8 stages
the rest are GC, KOM etc.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 17:29 [Preview] No.31464 del
>>31463
wait no, it's 11
today's stage made me stupid


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 17:31 [Preview] No.31465 del
>>31464
it's 11, but they don't show up as his 9th overall Top Results


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 17:47 [Preview] No.31467 del
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Results. >>31466


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 17:52 [Preview] No.31468 del
>>31467
the Qwabendish/CavenGOAT battle royale


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 17:57 [Preview] No.31469 del
>>31467
beetaczek doesn't have a single DNF in his team? He might win BIG GC points at the end.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 17:57 [Preview] No.31470 del
How will ASO and UAE keep motivating Pogi to ride the tour? He seems to been hating GTs for a while now and he has enough money already.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:00 [Preview] No.31471 del
>>31469
Wait till you see the GC position evolution graph of this ASSHOLE.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:01 [Preview] No.31472 del
>>31470
He likes to have opponents that can challenge him, that's why he respects grug.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.31473 del
>>31470
Triple GT season is the only thing left


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:06 [Preview] No.31474 del
>>31472
Yeah and there doesn't seem to be anyone on the horizon who can do that. Maybe someone like Seixas in 3-4 years or some other yet to be discovered zoomer freak. I'm not sure he even cares about a triple GT season either, he was bored to visibly bored to death after week 1 of the Giro already, can't see him "suffering" through this three times a year.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.31475 del
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>pogs face when realizes that he's signed a contract until the end of 2030


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.31476 del
>>31474
Not much they can do, they already let him do roubaix this year
Maybe ASO can make some fucked up route with gravel, cobbles and bergs so he can fight other riders not named vingegaard


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:12 [Preview] No.31477 del
>>31476
>Maybe ASO can make some fucked up route with gravel, cobbles and bergs so he can fight other riders not named vingegaard
I'd unironically like that


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:12 [Preview] No.31478 del
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>>31475


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:17 [Preview] No.31479 del
business idea: cyclocross stage


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:17 [Preview] No.31480 del
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💬 “I decided to fully focus on the stage win. Unfortunately, I just missed out.” - Jonas Vingegaard


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:18 [Preview] No.31481 del
>>31479
You laugh but soon he'll start doing xc and cx to cure his boredom


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:19 [Preview] No.31482 del
>>31467
This is like the third or fourth time I am 2nd this very Le Tour. I am the AERT RASMUSSEN of this tour.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:22 [Preview] No.31483 del
>>31478
>two more stages of this crap


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:29 [Preview] No.31484 del
>>31483
he 100% wishes Grug was still here to fight with on stage 21


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:30 [Preview] No.31485 del
>>31484
He might have an aneurysm if he sees wout in his wheel on montmartre


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:30 [Preview] No.31486 del
>>31483
tomorrow we get a Doubs tour finish - coupe de france style. The sprinters are too fat, so I guess a break will win tomorrow.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:34 [Preview] No.31487 del
>>31478
Lmao, he is so burnt out of this shit.

He has 0 fun. Now he has to do it 5 more times until 2030.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:36 [Preview] No.31488 del
>>31487
Well luckily Trine will make Jonas retire soon and he'll have some other playmates


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.31489 del
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no way lmao


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:47 [Preview] No.31490 del
>>31489
>bore pog to death so he doesn't ride the vuelta
visma is 5 steps ahead of everyone


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.31491 del
>>31489
I'll keep this one saved for when Vingegaard is removed from the startlist


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:54 [Preview] No.31492 del
>>31489
I'll keep this one saved for when are SEPP wins another edizione of the la vuelta


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.31493 del
looks like the bora deal is confrirmed we’re so back quicksteppers


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.31494 del
>>31493
>Spends half the freed budget on van baarle in your path


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.31495 del
>>31494
fuck man Van Baarle felt like has been back at even Ineos lmao


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:04 [Preview] No.31496 del
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Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.31497 del
>>31496
Now this is what life's all about


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:07 [Preview] No.31498 del
Seems both Vingegaard and Pogačar ran out of steam today.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:09 [Preview] No.31499 del
>>31498
No, Pogacar just stopped trying seeing how the Fishboy just wheelsucked all the time.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:10 [Preview] No.31500 del
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Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:11 [Preview] No.31501 del
>>31498
Pogacar had it with that danish little shit


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.31502 del
>>31499
>>31501
He clearly wanted the stage -ordering team to close it, attacking early, pacing to keep Arensman within reach. If he was his usual self he could've closed and won in the final 3-400 m with no one able to answer.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.31503 del
>>31502
And take that clown with him? better have Arensman win it than even risk 1% of the fish winning besides if Jonas wanted to win he could've taken a turn instead of riding like he's defending GC with a couple of minutes


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:19 [Preview] No.31504 del
>>31502
You mean his weak pace that barely dropped anyone and that without Lipowitz they wouldn't even have been within reach for the sprint?


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:21 [Preview] No.31505 del
>>31503
It's weird how you're simultaneously aware and unaware that Pogačar is a better climber and a much better puncheur than Vingegaard.
Pogačar has dropped Vingegaard every single time he wanted to in the final meters of a climb. If he was his usual self, there was literally no risk of losing with an attack shortly before the finish.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:23 [Preview] No.31506 del
>>31505
Jonas won the sprint no? Seems like he gambled and lost (again)


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:25 [Preview] No.31507 del
>>31504
Kept Arensman within ~30 seconds. If he was content to let the stage go, no one in the world would've raised an eyebrow if he sat up and let Lipo/Onley duke it out.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:25 [Preview] No.31508 del
>>31506
That's his point. They were both out of steam.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:26 [Preview] No.31509 del
>>31508
if he took even 1 minute turn for pace he could've done that sprint


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:26 [Preview] No.31510 del
>>31496
C'est quoi ça?


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.31511 del
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French gendarmerie stopping Jonas for extreme fraudulence.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:35 [Preview] No.31512 del
>>31511
Ignoring the cops like he ignores the doorbell


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:38 [Preview] No.31513 del
Roglič just deciding he was done caring is pretty funny. Any good Slovene reactions?

>>31511
Impressive to stop not one but two riders and not realising you're being an idiot. The UAE rider was even in full kit.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:39 [Preview] No.31514 del
>>31511
detainee was suspected of coordinating an attack on the leader of the le tour de france, but was released due to lack of evidence


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:39 [Preview] No.31515 del
>>31509
Arrosticini


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.31516 del
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part 2


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.31517 del
>>31458
he would make froomedawg look like derek gee


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:46 [Preview] No.31518 del
>>31496
would inhale


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:48 [Preview] No.31519 del
>>31516
>>31511
least powertripping gendarme


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:53 [Preview] No.31520 del
>>31496
meaty


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.31521 del
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>>31511
>>31516
jesus christ


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:58 [Preview] No.31522 del
>>31511
>>31516
Crazy how is this not a "nevermind, be on your way" situation. ACAB.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:59 [Preview] No.31523 del
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guardia civil would break every bones in their bodies


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 20:03 [Preview] No.31524 del
>>31516
What a bunch of retards lmao. Now Spanish gendarmerie knocking spectators the fuck out if they get too close that's proper police work.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.31525 del
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>>31523
they kneel to the true king of cycling


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 20:08 [Preview] No.31527 del
>>31526
I miss that bahrain kit


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.31528 del
>>31525
this is the post


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 20:11 [Preview] No.31529 del
>>31525
is it mandatory dress code that they must have facial hair?


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 20:14 [Preview] No.31530 del
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What if next year Pogacar decides to lose 10 minutes on stage 4 intentionally just so he can play catch-up for the rest of the tour? Gotta fight boredom


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 20:15 [Preview] No.31531 del
>>31530
He could have fought for the green jersey


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 20:16 [Preview] No.31532 del
>>31530
interesting theory, just don't give a shit in a time trial and go all out every stage without caring about win or lose


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 20:24 [Preview] No.31533 del
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>>31527
Their 2020 kit was by far their best in my opinion. Too bad they didn't stick with it.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.31534 del
>>31533
bring McLaren back just for the colouring


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.31536 del
>>31535
>atleast I was on tv
was this his farewell to the tour?


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.31537 del
>>31536
Who will hire him next season? Visma to have a bait for Pogi again?


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.31538 del
>>31511
>>31516
all police should be shot 2bqh


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.31539 del
>>31537
he already extended with bora, I just don't think he'll go to the tour anymore
his career farewell has to be at the vuelta ofcourse, winning on Lagos de Covadonga


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 20:50 [Preview] No.31540 del
>>31535
it's primover


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 20:53 [Preview] No.31541 del
berts...it has begun to rain


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No.31542 del
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>>31541
theres no escape from that piss


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 21:15 [Preview] No.31543 del
>>31541
torrential downpour on me ride today, went from 95F to freezing in the pouring rain. should've listened to my garmin which was squeaking about my HRV being too low


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 21:32 [Preview] No.31544 del
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>In first place heading into final weekend of TdF
>Expect to get BIG GC points when adjusted at the end
This is it. My finest Veloperformance. I'm so nervous.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 21:42 [Preview] No.31545 del
>>31543
big water from the heavens got another one of us
we can't stop losing


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 21:43 [Preview] No.31546 del
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>>31544
Neat.
If only Jeannière hadn't screwed you you could be really high up globally aswell.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.31547 del
>>31543
What the FUCK is a 95F


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 21:48 [Preview] No.31548 del
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>>31546
ya. Jenaniere and Barre were total flubs. I'm top 25 for stage race championship globally which is prettay prettay neat.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 21:48 [Preview] No.31549 del
>>31547
36 and change


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 21:51 [Preview] No.31550 del
>>31547
haha dumb retrad y*ro can't do mental maths


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.31551 del
>>31547
it means it was hot


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.31552 del
>>31550
somewhat irritating that Euros can't learn some simple conversions and always make a big deal about us using Imperial


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 21:58 [Preview] No.31553 del
>>31543
It's always over for someone.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.31554 del
>>31552
>being irritated by meaningless nonsense
KWAK


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 22:19 [Preview] No.31555 del
>>31554
>irritated by meaningless nonsense
what if this is my favourite hobby


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.31556 del
>>31555
then you have brain damage


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.31557 del
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Like Tadej, I am a bit tired right now, but still we must continue with another /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!

The Tour concludes in the high French Alps, and today's bottle is a bottle cobbled together from multiple vineyards in Savoie. The producer is a network of vignerons that buy organic/biodynamic grapes from across France and then vinify in a minimally-interventionist fashion.

Les Équilibristes Borboyon 2022 ($28)

The grape is Jacquere blended with 2% Altesse.

Pours a pale straw with light/medium body. The nose is restrained, transparent with green apple, light grassy note, and soft oyster shell minerality. The palate is super clean, with just the lightest apple and minerality, slightly oxidative finish.

This is super refined for a biodynamic wine, just crystal clear Alpine style. Nice. If you like Muscadet, this is sort of in that style.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 22:46 [Preview] No.31559 del
>>31558
Froome's stance in that second pic is so fucking funny. Top 3 funniest ciclismo photos ever


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.31560 del
>>31559
It's the chunky boomer on the right that makes the photo for me.


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 23:11 [Preview] No.31561 del
>>31558
What happened?


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 23:56 [Preview] No.31563 del
>>31562
Fugg, protesters tried to fuk up Le Tour? Sacrilege!


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.31564 del
Campenaerts 16h today? Ahead of Vauquelin. What is this nonsense


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 00:15 [Preview] No.31565 del
>>31564
armirail will be top ten next year just you wait


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 00:32 [Preview] No.31566 del
>>31565
he's really had a revelatory tour


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 01:11 [Preview] No.31567 del
>>31564
probably him and narvaes just have healthier immune systems so their the only ones not sick
or something like that


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.31568 del
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Assman with decent watts apparently


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 05:55 [Preview] No.31569 del
What happens if pogi goes in the break?


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.31570 del
>>31569
>vingegaard goes along


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.31571 del
Romeobros, it is today.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.31572 del
>DNS FEDOROV Yevgeniy


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.31573 del
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Went for a run this morning and then swim in the Adriatic. Life is good bert, lunch menue is about 20 different type of fish


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.31574 del
>r*nners


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.31575 del
>f*sh


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.31576 del
>>31565
he's been at the same level of Campy and Wellens this race but /cyc/ will still act surprised when he's good on Visma next year


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.31577 del
>>31576
he'll probably get worse at visma


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>>31568
Meanwhile he posted 407W on strava, so less than 6w/kg. Absolutely hilarious that squeakers and w/kg estimators say "maybe it's the powermeter that's wrong"


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Kek, my boring team trying to predic autismbert is doing better than my real team


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.31580 del
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>Head of Racing Grischa Niermann sees Kelderman as a driving force behind the team's culture. "Wilco is a fantastic person and rider, who has already compiled a very impressive palmares. In Grand Tours, he can still compete with the best climbers in the world.

>who has already compiled a very impressive palmares
>who has already compiled a very impressive palmares


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.31581 del
>>31576
Visma magic stopped once inhalers got verboten


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.31582 del
>>31580
Winning the tour of denmark in 2013 means nothing to you?


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.31583 del
>>31580
In only 14 years on the World Tour he has already collected 3 professional victories! #ColouringHistory #SamenWinnen #BeyondVictory


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.31584 del
>>31580
he’s the top ten goat show some respect even Wout kneels at the Wilco altar


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.31585 del
Big ride bros the time has come
it's a bikerack day


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.31586 del
>>31585
big if true


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.31587 del
>>31586
Hearing rumours about Roglic buyout by Bahrain


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.31588 del
>>31573
very nice do not let the misers of this very general shame you for rooning


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.31589 del
>>31585
>he doesn't drop down the rear seats and just put it in the trunk


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.31590 del
>>31587
grim if true


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.31591 del
>>31578
Well they're using Shimano powermeters so we pretty much know it's wrong. Doesn't mean the estimators are any more valid, of course.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.31592 del
do any berts here ride in the rain? if so, what rain jackets / overshoes you using? are rainpants a thing?


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.31593 del
>>31592
any gore tex will do


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.31594 del
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>>31592
It really depends how warm it is. But yeah, goretex is nice but at some point you'll be wet and then nothing better than pushing watts


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.31595 del
>>31589
<he actually does THOUGH
it is considered polite to translate for are dear yuro colleagues


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.31596 del
>>31592
got that sealz brand but I rarely use it


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.31597 del
woutje ain't got it anymore, wasting matches again


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.31598 del
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Yes, let the has-beens shine today!


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.31599 del
RAIN. STOP THE RACE


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.31600 del
Ben Healy, so based


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.31601 del
I have seen enough. This stage goes to Frank VDB


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.31602 del
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>>31601
not so fast


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.31603 del
>>31602
Okay never mind. Wellens in the rain. This stage is over


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.31604 del
>>31592
kalas W&W event jacket, craft winter overshoes
never needed rainpants, just get my winterbibs out which have plenty of protections


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.31605 del
Lol Barré just gets pulled 100 meters aways from the peloton, very nice work from the moto again


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.31606 del
Jobbing Jorg killing another breakaway, sad


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.31607 del
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Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.31608 del
It's over for Onley


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.31609 del
Does anyone know my mohoric has been so fucking shit all year


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.31610 del
>>31609
The extrem doping during the covid years took its toll on his body


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.31611 del
>>31607
bon dégustation


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.31612 del
>>31607
are these raw shrimps/crawfish?


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.31613 del
>>31592
I got a Goretex shakedry race jacket. Probably the best bit of kit I own. It's so good, and fits in a back pocket. Unfortunately they don't make it anymore. Extremely unhelpful answer, soz. Overshoes I have some crap ones that keep me sorta-dry for half an hour, then get very wet. It feels like a losing battle by design considering the massive holes you need to have in overshoes. The real solution for Those Days is probably waterproof shoes, but that feels like a bit much. Haven't really considered bibs, I suppose my winter bibs have some rain protection but don't think it amounts to much. Mostly I'll avoid rain like the plague when it's cold, and in normal weather, wet legs aren't a big deal.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.31614 del
>>31612
Yes


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.31615 del
kek everyone going to Jegat to tell him to fuck off


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.31616 del
>>31614
describe the sensation and taste of eating that please, I have a hard time thinking thats pleasurable


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.31617 del
>>31615
They should shut the fuck up against Jegod


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.31618 del
>>31607
looks good, would!


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.31619 del
>>31607
I will NOT eat ze bugs


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.31620 del
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As it is still Tour time, I tried something new.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.31621 del
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fear settles into the break


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.31622 del
>>31616
I'm afraid my English isn't good enough to describe the taste but in general raw fish/ sea food is the best. The texture is a bit gily but the taste is very fresh and slightly salty. In general if I have good fish I'll try to eat it as raw as possible


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.31623 del
>>31607
Call me a cretin but the shrimp look horrible.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.31624 del
>>31621
Emu will get unleashed soon


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.31625 del
CHUTE


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.31626 del
Did they spill oil on these roads?


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.31627 del
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Maybe fried fish will be more to Berts taste


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.31628 del
So Jayco is now just like oh well fuck O'Connor anyway


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.31629 del
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hello


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:18 [Preview] No.31630 del
>>31627
Sorry for me it's stamppot


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:18 [Preview] No.31631 del
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>>31629


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.31632 del
>>31629
macdonalds for germans


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.31633 del
>>31613
>Unfortunately they don't make it anymore
bummer, the reviews of this jacket are unisono 9/10 or 10/10 - but found a good and cheaper replacement, GOREWEAR Endure also has very good rating and I don't need a race fit, its more for bikepacking/super long rides with potential hours in the rain


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.31634 del
>>31629
BASED


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.31635 del
>some frozen fries and shitty chicken schnitzel got more you than my fish


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.31636 del
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>getting (You)s


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.31637 del
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>>31636


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.31638 del
I can't cut it now, it will have to wait.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.31639 del
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nowhere is safe


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.31640 del
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>>31607
>>31620
>>31627
>>31629
BIG FEASTING
meanwhile I didn't feast (yet) I only got WET AHH


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.31641 del
>>31640
love riding right after rain (w/o gettin wet)

today is piggy bbq day, enormous feast incoming


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.31642 del
Laurance wants to close 2:30 on his own? I really wonder what the average IQ is in the peloton


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.31643 del
Also everybody in the Tete is just gifting another victory to Wellens who does nothing again


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.31644 del
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Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.31645 del
>>31640
Very comfy and mitteleuropaesque.

I have inhaled me own burger with some frozen fries baked in the oven, but there is nothing left to photo.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.31646 del
>>31642
van aert will save him


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.31647 del
Sweeny only using 50% of his power


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.31648 del
FUCK off Sweeny


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.31649 del
Does Lenny think the first 25 runners get points on this climb?


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.31650 del
Groves is a beast we need to see more of him


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.31651 del
That Total squeaker is suffering from that moderate W*ut pace. Sad


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.31652 del
>>31650
he's winning tomorrow


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.31653 del
People in this race
Magnus Cort
Laurence Pithie
Marc Hirschi
Nelson Powerless
Pablo Castrillo
Geraint "I want to win a stage" Thomas


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.31654 del
>>31653
>cort really is in this race
wth


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.31655 del
>>31653
There are even some guys nobody has ever seen or ever heard of

MÄRKL
NABERMAN
FLYNN
BRAET
LIENHARD
GRADEK
BOIVIN
BUCHMANN


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.31656 del
Jegat is just after the super combatif


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:12 [Preview] No.31657 del
Jorgenson glued to wellens


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.31658 del
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Moscon
Aranburu
Naesen


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.31659 del
>>31658
>>31655
most of those are boring doms nobody expects anything from that's not the same


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.31660 del
>simon yates also wearing the cuck helmet
fuck off


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.31661 del
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>>31659
I didn't expect anything from those dudes either


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.31662 del
>>31635
the barbarians think that food is culinary


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.31663 del
>>31650
we see him alot though he does this stuff constantly in Catalunya and other week races


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:23 [Preview] No.31664 del
>De turbulentie in haar privéleven zorgde ervoor dat Van der Breggen, voorheen overtuigd christen, haar rotsvaste vertrouwen in God verloor. Het geloof was altijd een leidraad in haar leven. Dat is veranderd, zegt ze. ,,Het geloof is minder groot in mijn leven dan het vroeger was. „Toen ik jonger was, dacht ik dat mijn toekomst uitgestippeld was en dan blijkt ineens het niet allemaal zo te gaan. Dat was echt lastig. Wat is wel waar? Wat is niet waar? Hoe ziet de toekomst er dan wel uit? In die periode haalde ik ook geen steun uit het geloof. Nu sta ik er wel weer wat anders in, maar het blijft een zoektocht.’’
Finally smartening up a bit. Get rid of that nonsense


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.31665 del
>>31664
weren't you dating one of these religious nuts


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.31666 del
>>31665
Yes, and I learned from this to never do that again


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:27 [Preview] No.31667 del
>>31655
>MÄRKL
>BUCHMANN
I've seen and heard them many times on ARD


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.31668 del
O'Connor himself lel


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.31669 del
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>>31655
>BUCHMANN


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.31670 del
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If Sweeny wins this shit I will be angry. All that bitching from Norbert about my team may have subconsciously triggered me to NOT pick him but go for Gachignard


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.31671 del
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made baklava


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.31672 del
>>31592
I do, and I have never found anything that works, so I don't bother and simply wear normal winter kit. I live in the PNW however and our rain is more like the entire ocean being poured over you, so perhaps rain gear works in normal rain.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.31673 del
rip lil squeaker


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.31674 del
>>31671
wollah kiffeche


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.31675 del
>>31607
10 cal for 100€ + tip


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.31676 del
>>31672
Papua New Wuinea?


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.31677 del
>>31671
shiny


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.31678 del
Haha Jorgenshit and Lellens


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.31679 del
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>>31671
When me and my wife first met she made baklava for me twice a week and I gained like 15kg in a few months.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.31680 del
>>31670
Kek that fake team will finally get a better result than my real one...


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.31681 del
>>31676
Some weeks it feels like it


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.31682 del
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>>31680
>>31670
I mean look at that beauty, it's a Healy away from being top 100 global


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.31683 del
>>31682
I would not pick Cras though. And Barthe makes NO sense


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.31684 del
>>31683
Yeah cras was a joke


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.31685 del
And I was SURE Onley would chute 5 times or something


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.31686 del
who's the best rainmerchant here? Gregoire?


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.31687 del
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>>31679
woah


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.31688 del
So visma bets again on a rider that already won a stage to do epic pulls


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.31689 del
>>31679
Based beurette enjoyer


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.31690 del
>>31686
Groves was very good in that pouring rain Giro of 23 had Mads’s number multiple times


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.31691 del
>>31686
Frank looks very strong. VDB = GOD


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.31692 del
Groves pretty smart, keeping the pace to his liking and doing work so they don't bombard him with attacks like those wheelsuckers wellens and jorgenson


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.31693 del
They should attack Grove’s pace here


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.31694 del
>>31692
I am SO happy these two assholes are gone


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.31695 del
Groupe Van Aert caught by peloton. Nice work again today W*ut


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.31696 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLÉAIRE DU ROMEO


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.31697 del
Gregoire loves dowhill attacks


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.31698 del
DUO ATTAQUE GRÉGOIRE ET MOTARD


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.31699 del
CHUTES EVERYWHERE HOLY


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.31700 del
CHUTE!!!!!!!


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.31701 del
giga chute catastrophique tete de la course


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.31702 del
yes yes attack downhill and eat pavement good idea


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.31703 del
romeo looking really roughed up


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.31704 del
What an idiot. The gendarmerie should just take him away


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.31705 del
Romeo is insane


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.31706 del
damn Romeo is fucked he hit the curb hard and half of his left side is skinned


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.31707 del
imagine the jobber van den broek who already won a giro stage winning a tour stage


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.31708 del
yikes


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.31709 del
bad design, no arrows at all


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.31710 del
>>31686
kek


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.31711 del
>>31707
Huh? What Giro stage


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.31712 del
i missed the romeo crash please play it again french RAI


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.31713 del
>>31711
Giro de Francia 2024 stage 1 when Bardet gets popped for dopage


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.31714 del
>>31711
ah fuck my memories, that was the grand depart in Italy last year and Bardet won it and not his helper


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.31715 del
lmao Groves deserves the win now


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.31716 del
Big dick Groves


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.31717 del
Wtf they just let Groves go? Okay well that was it then


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.31718 del
gregoire shameless motopacing


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.31719 del
was about to say all things considered gregoire doesn't look too bad but then they showed his right side and its like he's cosplaying cheese


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.31720 del
why are these tards waiting for jorg and big tim?


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.31721 del
stewart you retard


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.31722 del
good luck GROVES


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.31723 del
groves win would be pretty neat I guess


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.31724 del
Alpecin have a very good tour again all things considered


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.31725 del
You think these knuckleheads will work together? I'm thinking easy Groves win now.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.31726 del
Is Groves one of the 4-5 guys who will stay with Alpecin after this season? Saw an article yesterday about basically everyone but grug, jasper, grosso and 1-2 other guys leaving.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.31727 del
>>31725
Why pull for someone else’s sprint? it’s over


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.31728 del
sweeny not pulling because he knows the main objective of the day [getting me velopoints]


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.31729 del
Maybe should have done this a bit earlier Frank


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.31730 del
>>31726
yeah he extended last year
they have already signed a lot of replacements too


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.31731 del
>>31726
Yeah he signed a good long contract last year


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.31732 del
thank god jayco brought a train for groenewegen


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.31733 del
I like Simon but it's too bad Visma managed to get a stage win


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.31734 del
>>31729
securing the podium


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.31735 del
>>31732
who


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.31736 del
where is bardet's motorbike? the world wonders


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.31737 del
>>31736
kek, fleeced that dutch idiot


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.31738 del
how many points is combativity


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.31739 del
why do I use alpecin? because I want to keep my hair.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.31740 del
jake stewart = kwab of the day


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.31741 del
>>31740
Romeo


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.31742 del
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Groves is really happy


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.31743 del
OZZY OZZY OZZY


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.31744 del
groves couldn't compete in sprints but still gets a tour stage win. also alpecin still winning without jappe and grug.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.31745 del
great ride


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.31746 del
frank another 2nd place at the tour. wins important UCI points for his team.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.31747 del
EMOTIONS


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.31748 del
dude is crying


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.31749 del
Based win, dude did everything right.
A slurper could never


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.31750 del
>>31741
No, Wout. Just like every day


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.31751 del
kino celebrations


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.31752 del
Vingegard atack any minute now....
The tour isn't over yet.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.31753 del
>>31749
Very based indeed


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.31754 del
big Groves fan, me


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.31755 del
JEGAT must be the most unexpected top 10 since Francois SIMON


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.31756 del
please watch the femmes
>wiebeswinsthesprintlol


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.31757 del
vvallonie time


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.31758 del
>>31755
Healy pretty unexpected as well


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.31759 del
Why are fatmen always more soulful?


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.31760 del
>>31755
what about Mathias Frank


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.31761 del
LOL CHUTE


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.31762 del
>>31759
what about VPP


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.31763 del
kek, those cofidis retards keep chuting


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.31764 del
lmao sprinting for 13th and then chuting
desperate


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.31765 del
kek pog giving them the >why did you do it retard look


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.31766 del
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Ofourse it was a Cofidis shitter.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.31767 del
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Of coursh the one guy I have had any hopes for crashed.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.31768 del
straight assassination of touzé. I don't even have any idea who that rider is and never heard of him before.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.31769 del
EMOTIONS


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.31770 del
>>31768
there are multiple berts in this thread who know that rider


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.31771 del
Hey treinbert, your guy delivered points today.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.31772 del
>>31770
We pay attention here


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.31773 del
Apparently velasco insulted Jegat like crazy lmao. Good guy wellens came to his rescue


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.31774 del
>>31770
I refuse learning the names of jobbers, learning about conti shtiters and juniors with made up names is much funnier.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.31775 del
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>>31771
19th wow great


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.31776 del
>>31772
you Ewan know COSTIOU (12th today)


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.31777 del
>>31773
suisse commentators were baffled and assumed that jegat was really hated by the other riders for whatever reason.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.31779 del
Did we ever get to see how he attacked? We just switched to the front group cam when he was off and the two knuckleheads were arguing.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.31780 del
>>31779
Stewart let a gap to force fvb de pull


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.31781 del
Frank VDB is a nice guy


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.31782 del
>>31779
Yeah he rode away and the other two looked back


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.31783 del
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now THIS is a breakaway


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.31784 del
>>31781
wieltjeszuiger zoals diene zoetemelk


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.31785 del
Jegat is squeaking for a yellow card for Velasco because he yelled at him


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.31786 del
>>31779
stewart said something along the lines you're losing the stage here pull and VDB was well if it's a sprint I'm 3rd so nah


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.31788 del
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Results. >>31787


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.31789 del
>>31784
te veel duveltjes gedronken zodat je de etappe niet meer kon zien marcel?


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.31790 del
>All active sprinters with more GT wins then Groves:
PHILIPSEN
DEGENKOLB
VAN AERT [sprinter status soon to be revoked]


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.31791 del
>>31784
Based HLN poster who was watching Fred DE BRUYNE in 1954


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.31792 del
>>31790
kristoffbros we should have farmed some giros and vueltas


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.31793 del
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>>31778
>Multum Accountants - Foca Keukens


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.31794 del
>>31783
seriously Kenay, what the fuck is wrong with parents these days


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.31795 del
>>31793
kek


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.31796 del
>>31792
wow did he never ride them at all? bananas


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.31797 del
>>31796
he did a few giros against prime cavendish, don't remember any vuelta from him


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.31798 del
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So can he still be fired? What if he tackles Plugge and takes a shit on his face. They still have to keep paying him? It's really not that different from what he is doing now


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.31799 del
>>31798
daddy plugge likes that


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.31800 del
don't forget to watch the femmes, for some reason starting in 15 minutes


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.31801 del
le 420 girl is really hot


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.31802 del
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damn look at these brutal climbs


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.31803 del
first time looking at TDFF profiles - honestly like the stage designs, seems they tried hard to avoid wiebeswinslol and volleringwinslol, I honestly prefer the smaller mountains if it allows for more tactical riding because if not vollering will just drop everyone. still likely a lot of these stages go as expected but I think they did a good job of trying to make a competitive and interesting koers


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.31804 del
>>31802
bertollo made this one


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.31805 del
>>31803
bit short all around aren't they


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.31806 del
>>31805
to be expected


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 15:55 [Preview] No.31807 del
STRONG strong


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.31808 del
>>31807
boy does he love this race


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.31809 del
>>31804
kek


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.31810 del
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>Van Aert didn't play for the stage win, but he has one more chance at a stage win in the final stage. This year's final stage to Paris will climb the Butte Montmartre three times, and Van Aert is expected to win it. "I'm eager to give it another try tomorrow. I'm much more motivated than before. I've occasionally gotten into a bunch sprint. That worked out once, but otherwise, they were always easy sprints. Now, with Montmartre, it's more of a classic, although it will be a short, explosive race. But it suits me."
>I hope Pogacar doesn't interfere—even if it's for personal reasons. To be honest, he doesn't look very motivated anymore. Although a lot will depend on the weather.

How kwabed do you have to be to beg for pogi not to try


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.31811 del
>>31810
basically an invitation for him to try


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.31812 del
>>31811
5d chess move by Visma to push pogi to crash


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.31813 del
Half the peleton chuted in the femmes before the race even started


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.31814 del
>>31813
any casualties?


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.31815 del
My orc VANICEK stronk


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.31816 del
>>31814
No DNF but Labous did chute


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.31817 del
damn gigante is like 40kg literally being blown off the back


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.31818 del
>>31813
Good


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.31819 del
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Anyway
>got rained on not once, not twice, not thrice but four fucking times
>abandoned my attempt for distance record because of thunderstorms
>had to fix d*sc brakes AGAIN in the field
>my rear deraileur is acting all uppity, can't shift to two smalls cogs, shifting is not accurate at all, i fear the cable might be on its last leg. that's a disaster, i never replaced that one. it might just be indexing but that's probably hopium.
but at least the schnitzel was great


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.31820 del
>>31819
>my rear deraileur is acting all uppity, can't shift to two smalls cogs
yep your cable is probably already more than halfway through


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.31821 del
>>31819
solid ride, especially wrt the weather


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.31822 del
>>31813
how did that happen


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.31823 del
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>>31819
its rainy season today there was no escaping it everyone I know got WET. Cable is probably FUCKED or there's dirt somewhere if you have exposed cables


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.31824 del
>>31820
>>31823
I had always assumed the cable either works or goes *snap* and it's over


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.31825 del
>>31824
nah, last time I changed my I couldn't shift to the last 2 gears and I noticed it in some downhill
cable was hanging on by 3 threads or something


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:28 [Preview] No.31826 del
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>and Van Aert is expected to win it
who exactly expects Wout to win it?


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:30 [Preview] No.31827 del
>>31824
yeah that >>31825 its possible that it frays inside the shifter and then it gets all stuck but still moves a bit so you can shift some but it sucks


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.31828 del
>>31826
I have barely thought about him; wish Grug was here smh


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.31829 del
so they are actually just slurping along for their 90km "stage"? and that for a "grand tour" with only 9 "stages"


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.31830 del
>>31826
Wasn't he complaining about this stage before the tour anyway
He should DNF if he had any balls


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.31831 del
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>>31825
>>31827
that's not good news


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.31832 del
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this, however, is good news
Franklin ARCHIBOLD wins Tour of Panama 2025, grande campeon!


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:45 [Preview] No.31833 del
>>31819
man against nature, machine, and the world


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:55 [Preview] No.31834 del
more chutes for Movistar


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:02 [Preview] No.31835 del
Big Marlen.....


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:03 [Preview] No.31836 del
>>31835
She was sick anyway


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:03 [Preview] No.31837 del
Big Marlen...


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:03 [Preview] No.31838 del
>>31836
Wasn't she sick during the Giro as well?


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:04 [Preview] No.31839 del
>>31838
Yes, she is sick like half the season


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:04 [Preview] No.31840 del
>>31836
she looks ready to DNF


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:05 [Preview] No.31841 del
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>Elise Chabbey competed at the 2012 London Olympics as a slalom canoer. She finished 20th in the women's K-1 event.

So rejects from other sports can just casually become cyclists.
Maybe I should have tried going pro if all these washout can do it.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:06 [Preview] No.31842 del
>>31841
she's also a medical doctor


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.31843 del
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>Golfe du Morbihan
>nobody is playing golf
what gives?


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:10 [Preview] No.31844 del
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>>31841
>I felt it was time for a change. I liked cycling and thought, 'Why not? I will try to become professional.'


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:16 [Preview] No.31845 del
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kinda racist


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.31846 del
wild how many jobbers there are in the femmes peloton. half the runners getting dropped on 2k 6%


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:21 [Preview] No.31847 del
>>31845
kek


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.31848 del
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>>31845
huh curious
she turned out alright all things considered


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.31849 del
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I'm sure the other movistar f*mmes are happy they chose a girl that is gravely sick and abandoned instantly instead of literally anyone else.
Hell they could have easily taken Cat to cater to the coomer audience and that would be a better choice.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.31850 del
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watch the last 7km of the femmes bert


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.31851 del
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blanka kwab


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.31852 del
>>31850
is there any girl in this race that I like?


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:27 [Preview] No.31853 del
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visma femmes copying the tour strategy of the hommes


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:28 [Preview] No.31854 del
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>>31851
she's kinda bert sized


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:31 [Preview] No.31855 del
>>31854
Blanka bulking arc is great


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.31856 del
Go Puck go!


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.31857 del
1km to go, but let me post it early
>wiebeswinslol


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:34 [Preview] No.31858 del
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Why did I pick both Marlen and Lippert?


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:34 [Preview] No.31859 del
kek based


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:34 [Preview] No.31860 del
yes well
PFF wins huh


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:35 [Preview] No.31861 del
Hag


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:35 [Preview] No.31862 del
the hag did it again


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:36 [Preview] No.31863 del
vos wins kek
shame one me declaring winners early not once but twice


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:36 [Preview] No.31864 del
Women's cycling is so brutal, one berg and it's complete chaos


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:36 [Preview] No.31865 del
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>demi being polite
also does that count as jumbo backstabbing?


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:37 [Preview] No.31866 del
>>31857
TOTAL WIEBES DEATH


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:37 [Preview] No.31867 del
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More interesting finale than last week of the h*mmes


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:37 [Preview] No.31868 del
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kwabsia 4th? manage to get herself a nice gap


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.31869 del
cav would've won


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.31870 del
>>31857
-ACK


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:41 [Preview] No.31871 del
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Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:42 [Preview] No.31872 del
>>31870
nothing better than to jinx boring predictable results


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:42 [Preview] No.31873 del
>>31871
vos looks demonic. when will ASO get normal lighting for their portrait pictures


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:42 [Preview] No.31874 del
What happened to lamborghini


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:42 [Preview] No.31875 del
based Vos


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:43 [Preview] No.31876 del
>>31873
She looks even scarier in the interview right now, what the fuck


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:43 [Preview] No.31877 del
>>31873
Dude she always looks like that, massive hag look


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:44 [Preview] No.31878 del
>>31629
that's a kino


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:46 [Preview] No.31879 del
>>31875
fuck that old hag


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:47 [Preview] No.31880 del
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>>31878
You just made me hungry again


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:50 [Preview] No.31881 del
>>31880
score some fackin schnitzels and post a mit foto


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:50 [Preview] No.31882 del
>>31858
I have to thank rusbert for posting about Marlen, dodged that bullet.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 18:02 [Preview] No.31883 del
>>31882
there was an interview on wielerflits with here puking and I saw it just in time


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 18:18 [Preview] No.31884 del
>Vingegaard announces Vuelta plans even before Tour ends: "I’m feeling much better than last year"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 18:18 [Preview] No.31885 del
frankly I miss are dear rusberto


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 18:18 [Preview] No.31886 del
>>31884
>ends up having to work for sepp again because of jumbo strategy shenanigans


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 18:20 [Preview] No.31887 del
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>>31886
This but jorgenson. Complete humiliation.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 18:22 [Preview] No.31888 del
>>31886
inshallah habibi


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 18:23 [Preview] No.31889 del
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>>31871
>niewiadoma-PHINNEY


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 18:24 [Preview] No.31890 del
>>31889
I wonder if she has a burger passport


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 18:25 [Preview] No.31891 del
Got caught by rain again, not saying I wasn't looking forward to it.
Very comfy. There will be only the need to paypig for full rain/winter covers, those softshell or just the tips won't do.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 18:34 [Preview] No.31892 del
>>31890
I don't remember how it works over there, I remember getting in as a non-client minority (i.e. run of the mill European White) is difficult, becoming a citizen even more difficult. Unless that spouse bullshit works for Euros too.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 18:36 [Preview] No.31893 del
>>31872
she only got the intermediate because they were pacing it slow up the climb, this was way too hard of a finish for her


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 18:39 [Preview] No.31894 del
>>31890
I highly doubt she'd ever want to live in the US so I don't think there'd be any benefit to citizenship; I have a british friend married to an american and the citizenship isn't automatic at all


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 18:41 [Preview] No.31895 del
>>31893
to be fair if prevot didn't attack she probably would have won
they also smoked too much kopecky hopium because van der breggen was slaving for nobody


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 18:53 [Preview] No.31896 del
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>4/cyc/ in the middle of a communal goon sesh


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 19:19 [Preview] No.31897 del
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Now that the race is over:

KWAB of the race
>GIRMAY
>RODRIGUEZ CANO
>ROGLIC
>NYS
>MADOUAS
>ARANBARU
>GREGOIRE
>DUMBAR
>WOODS
>SKJELMOSE JENSEN
>MAS NICOLAU
>PHILIPSEN
>BUITRAGO SANCHEZ
>BARRE
>THOMAS
>GACHIGARD
>WAERENSKJOLD
>ASSGREEN
>VLASOV
>BUSSEGGER
>HIRSCHI
>DEMARE


KWAK of the race
>VINGEGAARD RASMUSSEN HANSEN
>BUCHMANN
>HIGUITA
>DE LIE
>VAN EETVELT

KWABOTY of the race
>EVENEPOEL
>VAN AERT

KWAKOTY of the race
>JORGENSON


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 19:20 [Preview] No.31898 del
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Only got rained on a little bit. Don't look at my hr pls


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 19:21 [Preview] No.31899 del
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>>31898
fellow strong heart


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 19:22 [Preview] No.31900 del
>>31897
what about ganna


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 19:23 [Preview] No.31901 del
>>31900
honestly forgot he was ever there


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 19:28 [Preview] No.31902 del
Schmid slaving for a top-10 that o'connor didn't even care about after having crashed hard was brutal to watch. One of those days when you just think about the pay check I imagine.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.31903 del
>>31902
Just thinking about that trip to Vegas after this


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.31904 del
>>31898
I'm looking


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 19:34 [Preview] No.31905 del
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>>31904
pls stop


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 19:38 [Preview] No.31906 del
>>31905
I'm staring


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 19:40 [Preview] No.31907 del
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I find bizarre clips from time to time


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 19:40 [Preview] No.31908 del
>>31907
I remember this one, love it


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Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 19:42 [Preview] No.31910 del
>>31907
is it really that easy? just join the police squad and make sure that you are on duty during the tour of your country and can bully lab rats and their handlers all you want?


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 19:43 [Preview] No.31911 del
>>31909
you can still imagine his rape smile


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 19:45 [Preview] No.31912 del
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man I loved this stage


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Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 19:53 [Preview] No.31916 del
>>31915
as we have audio here, this needs a nasheed and some snackbar chants in the background


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>>31906
yes hello, I wish to squeak to cyc office HR


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 19:54 [Preview] No.31918 del
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cycling_in_belgium.webm


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.31919 del
>>31918
I miss lazkingo


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(1.02 MB 640x640 murdering sam oomen.webm)


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Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 19:58 [Preview] No.31922 del
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>>31921
cinema


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 19:58 [Preview] No.31923 del
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>>31922


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:02 [Preview] No.31924 del
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>using breaks


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:03 [Preview] No.31925 del
>>31924
they already had di*k brakes, but they still had to resort to old breaking tricks from the rim days


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.31926 del
>>31925
But this never happened with rim brakes


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Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:08 [Preview] No.31928 del
>>31927
Didn't this happen to Bertacek once


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:09 [Preview] No.31929 del
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>>31928


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:10 [Preview] No.31930 del
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>>31929


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:12 [Preview] No.31931 del
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>tfw the cobbles make my snake show


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:13 [Preview] No.31932 del
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Not hating but I kinda hope Vingegard and Pog don't do the Vuelta.
I want to see some pure chaos again.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.31933 del
>>31932
>comfy vuelta ruined by pogi winning 7 stages and vingegaard wheelsucking with no tactics involved


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.31934 del
>>31932
hard to imagine pog will want to do the vuelta with how deflated he is after this tour


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.31935 del
>>31933
We're going to get Jonas putting 20 minutes on Mas instead


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.31936 del
>>31935
I don't want that either, I want Mas vs Carapaz vs Landa vs Bernal


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:17 [Preview] No.31937 del
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On the other hand VINGEGAARD going to La Vuelta to get humiliated there would be kino


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:19 [Preview] No.31938 del
>>31936
Honestly the less I see the fish the better


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.31939 del
>>31937
Realistically by whomst? Rn it's Pogačar > Powergap > Vingegaard > Powergap > Everyone


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.31940 del
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Le Tour de France 2026 GC OFFICIAL /bet/

>Pogacar 1.25
>Vingegaard 5
>Evenepoel 15
>Almeida 19
>Lipowitz 19
>Ayuso Pesquera 21
>Onley 29
>Del Toro 34
>Seixas 51
>Gee 67
>Roglic 81
>Skjelmose 81
>Gall 81
>Carapaz Montenegro 101
>Holland 126
>Landa 126
>Widar 151
>Yatesi 151
>Jorgensohn 151
>Poole 151
>Pellizzari 151
>Eetvelt 151
>Arensman 151
>Vokle 201
>Uijtdebroeks 201
>Storer 301
>Rodriguez Cano 301
>Riccitello 301
>Torres 301
>Bernal Gomez 301
>Tiberi 301
>Healy 301
>Ciccone 301
>O'Connor 301
...
>T*o 401
>Vine 401
>Hinlel 401
>Martinez Povidla 401
>Nordhagen 301
>Pidcvck 501
>Omrzel 751
>Aert 101
>Quintana 1001
>Hansen 1001
>Pericas 1001
>Cepeda 1501
>Cepeda 1501
>Froome N/A


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:22 [Preview] No.31941 del
>>31935
>>31936
>>31933
dont worry berts special agent WRIGHT is on the case


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:22 [Preview] No.31942 del
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>>31939


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:22 [Preview] No.31943 del
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>>31939


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:23 [Preview] No.31944 del
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>>31939


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:23 [Preview] No.31945 del
>>31940
why is pog so long? 1.25 is absurd


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:23 [Preview] No.31946 del
>>31940
dark remco will come back even darker


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:24 [Preview] No.31947 del
>>31944
This god damn thing never fails to make me laugh


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:24 [Preview] No.31948 del
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Lmao l'equipe is mad pogi doesn't pretend to like them so they're running these random squeak stories. The year he'll decide to skip they'll complain about it


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:25 [Preview] No.31949 del
>>31940
so you're saying I can make back 19x my original investment by betting on the guaranteed result?! Bookies sure are stupid


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:26 [Preview] No.31950 del
>>31948
I've read this story about 5 different times over the last year


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:27 [Preview] No.31951 del
>>31944
>almeida burgos
the most elitest dieselwin of all time
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8qqywBSxIII [Embed]


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:27 [Preview] No.31952 del
>>31895
I don't think Prevot even intended to attack lol


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:30 [Preview] No.31953 del
>>31900
the hauntology of the Tour that could have been is always a shame; like Mas and Carapaz leaving after day 1 in 2023


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:30 [Preview] No.31954 del
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He swole


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:32 [Preview] No.31955 del
>>31912
RIP GCN


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.31956 del
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Alah forgive me I might go the the mountain of doom this winter.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:41 [Preview] No.31957 del
>>31956
New Zealand?


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>>31957
TEIDE of course


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:42 [Preview] No.31959 del
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>>31957
Tenerife.


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 20:47 [Preview] No.31960 del
>>31958
>teide of curse
ftfy


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 21:00 [Preview] No.31961 del
del stier doing klasikloaka, so ayuso isn't doing it?


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.31962 del
>>31951
Look at Superman go... I cry every time, knowing that we'll most likely never see him again


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 22:00 [Preview] No.31963 del
>>31951
>Chris HARPER was in Jumbo in 2022
I do NOT remember that


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.31964 del
>>31788
I may actually win the whole thing?


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 22:14 [Preview] No.31965 del
>>31940
waar kusske he


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.31966 del
I skored 33 eggs today


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.31967 del
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the final day


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.31968 del
>>31959
>3 weeks in the middle of nowhere
>No internet, just cycling
Sounds good to me


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.31969 del
>>31950
It's the ultimate cope from remcofans. It's also very typical from people that never did any sport and can't realise that performance at young age is massively impacted by how early your growth spurt happens.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.31970 del
>>31959
I've been there so many times, it feels like home.


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>>31963
I'm surprised you don't remember this masterclass


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.31972 del
>Remco in tomorrowland
so much for being very sick


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.31973 del
>Lipomania
>Maschinowitz
Germans expect you to win the tour the next time after a couple of good results. Squeakers are at least realistic about their hopes.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.31974 del
>>31972
why do you name your towns literally Boom and then the stage actually explodes.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.31975 del
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>from talking everyday about your plan to beat him to begging not to race
Lmao, have we ever seen a bigger kwab moment than that?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.31976 del
>>31975
we still get wout and mads racing in 10 years because they have life long contracts


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.31977 del
here's how Jonas can still win:


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.31978 del
Jasper training again hope he does Vuelta


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.31979 del
>>31978
there are no sprints in the vuelta


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.31980 del
>>31979
boo


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.31981 del
>>31973
Pogi will skip all Grand Tours next year to focus on XC and Trine will force Jonas to retire after this season to finally finish the kitchen. Trust the plan, it will happen.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.31982 del
>>31973
Tour de France winners said Lipo is not even remotely close to his peak so he will win


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.31983 del
So is the champagne drink going to be drank today?
Would be pretty awkward if Pogicaca downed one and the slipped out on Montmartre, DNFed.
>one can dream


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.31984 del
big SEPP slugs the bubbly better than any of these other chumps


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.31985 del
Another morning run then dip in the sea. Nona is making pasta for lunch, life is good


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.31986 del
>>31971
I do, i don't remember it was with HARPER though


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.31987 del
>>31983
will they do the whole hour of publicity shit? seems like a stage the breakaway can actually get an advantage


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.31988 del
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a toast, to autismbert picking me for his team


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.31989 del
How much is ASO paying pogi to try today?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.31990 del
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Stage 21 OFFICIAL /bet/

>Pogacar 5.5
>Milan 6.5
>Aert 7.5
>Groves 13
>Meeus 15
>Merlier 15
>Lung 23
>Narvaez 23
>Birmay 29
>Lie 29
>Allah 34
>Nys 41
>Mogoric 41
>Campenaerts 41
>Abrahamsen 41
>Simmons 41
>Lawrance 41
...
>Gregoire 81
>Aranbaru 81
>Healy 101
>Vingegaard 251
>Roglic 251


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.31991 del
Italy, home
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3vCJ7HCtWTk [Embed]


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.31992 del
Venetian RAI shitting the bed


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.31993 del
And not to talk about Campionato Italiano Gravel which is only showing static camera from the meta


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.31994 del
>watch the femmes
there are 2 femkes, but there's no fem. I feel cheated.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.31995 del
team MBH Bank Ballan CSB about to be humbled


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.31996 del
>>31897
primoz actually made it to Paris. yes, he's behind the uno-x dopeur johan essen, but he didn't DNF. that's a BIG win for me.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.31997 del
NOVAK goes solo


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Filip NOVAK wins


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.31999 del
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lmao, finally realized they're losing their WT license?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.32000 del
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>>31994
>chocofem still in her depression/running arc


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.32001 del
>Visma | Lease a Bike will strengthen its 2026 squad with Anton Schiffer, multiple sources told WielerFlits. The nearly 26-year-old German joins from the German Continental team Bike Aid. He has only been competing at the third level for two years, having competed as a triathlete until 2022.

grim


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.32002 del
>>32001
I'm sure there's plenty of skiers out there that would gladly join bora


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.32003 del
>>32001
Schiffer had an excellent performance at the German NC namely he sucked all the wheels and managed to podium that way, outlasting greats such as SCHACHMANN and BUCHMANN
but from what I can see he also had decent performances in Greece and Romania this season


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.32004 del
>>31979
first stage is a sprint, he might want to go for maillot rojo


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.32005 del
>>32000
straws that keep breaking when she tries to drink some chocomel would break my spirit as well


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.32006 del
>>32001
This guy has been NOT NORMAL though. Do you even pay attention?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.32007 del
>>32006
he can join all the other shitters like behrens and zingle in never racing and sitting on a mountain


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.32008 del
>>32007
>behrens
what the fuck was that race schedule anyways
like what's he supposed to do in those races, pull for the first few kilometers and then try to survive?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.32009 del
joining LAB post 2022 means you're joining a career graveyard


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.32010 del
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order myself to a bike shop


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.32011 del
>>32008
he was supposed to be part of the kooij leadout I think, but I guess they dumped him once it was clear that guy was leaving


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.32012 del
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what a season, he even gets kwabbed in NAT races now
its over he's never coming back to the world tour


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.32013 del
>>32012
got kwabbed by his brother in that last one


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.32014 del
>>32012
Ouch, my Goszczurny also drank from the well poisoned by the bees.
But this was supposed to be the German grug.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.32015 del
>>32014
atleast you have Matyasik Maksymilian in the right team my friend


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.32016 del
>>32011
I'm pretty sure he was just supposed to pull to keep the race together, even LAB isn't so retarded to think that a guy who comes straight from juniors and came from triathlon can perform as leadout in a hectic sprint at the highest level


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.32017 del
>>32016
I mean that's what they did at the start of the season

>And what a setup it was. Pietro Mattio, the young Italian normally racing for Visma | Lease a Bike’s development team, spent the entire day solo chasing a four-man breakaway. Later, it was Steven Kruijswijk’s job to keep the team at the front before Nikias Behrens and Dan McLay delivered a flawless lead-out for their sprinter. It wasn’t an easy task, especially considering Visma | Lease a Bike had lost one of its seven riders, Jorgen Nordhagen, to illness before the start, leaving them a man down.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.32018 del
>>32015
I had no idea who the FUCK is this guy, suddenly pops up from from a bocage with a bam.
Fine place for me.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.32019 del
benny hill accepting the most combats rider award for grug, who couldn't be here right now.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.32020 del
Liane Brappert in good position


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.32021 del
It's not going to be a bunch sprint today, right?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.32022 del
>>32021
In Wallonie? yeah


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.32023 del
doing some bike maintenance in the middle of the road


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.32024 del
Chapwoman in difficulty


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.32025 del
Kasia sprinting for bonis that aren't there anymore


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.32026 del
>>32024
she stopped on the wrong (left) side of the road


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.32027 del
Attaque Niewiadoma-Phinney


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.32028 del
look at that fucking hulk Wiebes in there
disgusting creature


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.32029 del
>they have a jobber in virtual GC, FDJ don't need to pull and can leave Kwabia get free time
mentally challenged commentator


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.32030 del
who are the bad guys in femmes cycling?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.32031 del
>>32030
SDWorx
Australians


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.32032 del
>>32031
>Australians

But there was a gap!


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>>32030


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.32034 del
Casablanca vas been bulking too much


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.32035 del
>>32034
no she's perfect


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.32036 del
Kerbaol is about the chute half the peleton by descending like crazy


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.32037 del
Another day another hag win?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.32039 del
>>32037
>41 year old in the tete
hag wins actively hurt their sport 2bh


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.32040 del
How do you solve the wiebes problem


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.32041 del
Lamborghini lachee


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.32042 del
>dude SLURP
where is Puckse


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.32043 del
>>32040
Unironically semen


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.32044 del
they fucking lost because the slurped I can't even


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.32045 del
old hag wins because women are retarded


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.32046 del
Vollering looks washed


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.32047 del
Kek so dumb.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.32048 del
I retract my anti hag sentiment she clearly deserved this win and its good that she won


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.32049 del
LMAO


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.32050 del
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just woke up from my nap. I guess someone just won.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.32051 del
hahaha
absolute scenes


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hello, is this the official laugh at kwabes thread?
the fuck are lamborgini and the czech-great-grandfather kwabeczky losing time


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.32053 del
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top 10


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.32054 del
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the world champion of Mauritius in yellow


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.32055 del
kim (((le court))) in yellow


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Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.32057 del
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state of young hags


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.32058 del
puckse 9th thats alright


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.32059 del
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why would you ever do a cycling race in the middle of spain in the height of summer? isn't it super hot?


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wrong name shown, but whatever


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.32061 del
>>32059
Is cabeza gonna make it? It's a bunch of jobber especially now that superstart PAREJA was dropped like a sack of potatoes


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patje's angels
and bego kind looks slighty retarded


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.32063 del
>>32061
UAE didn't send their best today (inb4 Julius Bert wins in front of Morgado)


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.32064 del
>>32063
rui will win


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.32065 del
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attaque de remco


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.32066 del
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man the crowds
makes you understand why they wanted this for the tour


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.32067 del
>>32066
somewhere behind that crowd nils politt was shitting his brains out


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.32068 del
>>32067
I wonder if he went into the cafe du moulin in the pic above, would be a fitting place to take a shit


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.32069 del
hello Orla


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.32070 del
>>32068
It was, I vividly remember reading this and laughing


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grug's granddad shown


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.32073 del
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nice castle


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.32074 del
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*swears on national tv*
kek


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.32075 del
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riders are getting ready


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.32076 del
That Lipo montage on ARD is pretty neat.


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jonas in the cuck jersey


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c'est parti


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.32080 del
I'm glad the tour is over, did not really enjoy most of it
something felt off


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.32081 del
cabeza de carera +42 with 7.5km to go in castilla y leon. they might make it if they don't slurp it away.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.32082 del
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some book suggestions for your summer holidays


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.32083 del
>>32079
Benny Hill supercombatif?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.32084 del
>>32083
yes


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.32085 del
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it's not carcasonne


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.32086 del
>>32084
Obair iontach, grá an fear sin


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.32087 del
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>>32080
I had a great time


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.32088 del
>>32081
it's over


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.32089 del
>>32087
me too, even Visma couldn't spoil it


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.32090 del
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don't get stung berts, don't let them inside your helmet.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.32091 del
attaque miquel pau


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.32092 del
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UAE WEAK
BIG KERN PHARMA VICTORY


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.32093 del
UAE thoroughly kwabbed


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.32094 del
HERRADA humiliated
Haimar ETXEBERRIA wins BIGLY


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.32095 del
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haimar who?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.32096 del
>Haimar Etxeberria
>not on Euskatel
wtf is this shit


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.32097 del
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cheeky richard mille ad


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.32098 del
very strong by KUBIS


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.32099 del
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the lads


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.32100 del
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how to get soigneur gf?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.32101 del
when will Morgado rise from the depths again


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.32102 del
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Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.32103 del
>exclusive Puck Moonen ... collection
kek, that word filter always makes me smile when the spammer strikes again


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.32104 del
>>32102
Why didn't Visma attack?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.32105 del
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he's finally smiling again. I guess his midlife crisis is over.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.32106 del
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pas normal


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.32107 del
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zero decency


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.32108 del
>>32104
they can later for the best team classification?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.32109 del
team piss bonding


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.32110 del
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biggest cunts of them all


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.32111 del
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GRANDE


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.32112 del
now they are going to do this for every nation or what?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.32113 del
>>32112
they usually do don't they?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.32114 del
>>32113
No. Usually just teams


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.32115 del
>>32110
spent some time looking into Hairy Sweeny and really like the guy
I like his mentality of setting small goals every race since he knows he's a domestique


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>>32113
can't imagine rogla joining pogi to do a this for Slovenia


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.32117 del
>>32115
I do love the guys that embrace their role as domestiques instead of seething for glory


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.32118 del
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waar is primoz?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.32119 del
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roglic humiliation ritual


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.32120 del
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Happy ROGLIC


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.32121 del
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>>32117
I love the little stories
Me and my friends always loved tractor tim for all the work he did in races


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.32122 del
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.32123 del
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some nice pissing contest in the background, the quick step rider had the strongest piss


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.32124 del
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real burger hours


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.32126 del
The nice thing about this tour was the tourist free zone here. Going to the other thread is scary sometimes


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.32127 del
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>>32126
I just don't go anymore, less 4chan in my brain is more time for other stuff anyway


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.32128 del
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what is this? the best clean riders?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.32129 del
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>Interview with all German riders, asking them about their tour highlights
>Emu: Ehm, yeah ehm, I saw my girlfriend in the crowd on Col de la Loze


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.32130 del
the schizos together


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.32131 del
Very light rain on my balcony, but the sky looks menacing.
You might see a slippy ride in paris


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.32132 del
>>32090
got atchoosoed on the BACK of me neck of all places during yesterday's ride


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.32133 del
I swear I laugh out loud everytime I see this gravel running ad.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.32134 del
>>32090
Got something rattling again in my helmet today but I quick-panic lifted it and shook it.
Didn't feel anything bulgy on me head after I took it off home.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.32135 del
missed the wallonie sprint with cofidis winning instead of assassinating their opponents for once


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.32136 del
>>32008
yes


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.32137 del
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kek


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.32138 del
rain on the radar


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.32139 del
just woke up. are they really doing the whole champagne and parade? what if a chute brutale happens?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.32140 del
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>>32139
just did the photos for the friendship albums, but no alcohol or champagne today.
that's not the way to finish the tour in style.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.32141 del
>>32140
Yep. People eating gels and no Champagne seen. Going to be a hard finish.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.32142 del
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pogi pulling the pedalton


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.32143 del
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Pogi pulling


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.32144 del
Tadej "The Tractor" Pogacar


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.32145 del
Pullgacar


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.32146 del
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jonas taking a piss


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.32147 del
>>32142
very COOL


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.32148 del
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ynr soudal t-rex


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.32149 del
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one last time this PSA is playing. let's see if they will play a femmes version of it next week or if it's not even necessary because of the lack of spectators.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.32150 del
>>32148
ynr Landismosaurus Rex


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.32151 del
>>32149
That looks like a Remco lookalike


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.32152 del
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Paris looks like this?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.32153 del
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how many tramadols today?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.32154 del
Business idea: Reverse Paris-Roubaix (only that we actually ride to Paris) as last stage


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.32155 del
>Due to the weather conditions, the general classification times will be taken at the 4th crossing of the finish line, 50.3 km from the finish.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.32156 del
>>32155
expected since they announced they would do this months ago


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.32157 del
>>32154
I prefer my previous (uniroic) proposal of cyclocross stage


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.32158 del
Look at these beautiful black kweens on the roadside.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.32159 del
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le roi c'est moi


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.32160 del
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interesting that they show the gardens of Maria Antonia and not the main castle of Versailles for once


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.32161 del
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never mind, there it is in all it's glory


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.32162 del
>>32160
is that Gaudu


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.32163 del
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so are they going to stop there like they did in the Vatican?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.32164 del
>>32162
it's the l*nterne rouge chud


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.32165 del
Ok, I will tune in and say hi to Joanne.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.32166 del
Remco abandons Klasikoa


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:54 [Preview] No.32167 del
>>32166
too busy partying


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:57 [Preview] No.32168 del
>>32166
dude should abandon everything and start his off season now, take the entirety of August off even and then start a slow build for the next season. Fucker gotta deliver at bora but we know he will fuck it all up again and start the season cooked because he's a retard


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.32169 del
>>32168
he's on 34 racedays he's gotta do something


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:00 [Preview] No.32170 del
>>32169
I doubt we'll see him before the WC


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:00 [Preview] No.32171 del
>>32169
if its true that he's already signed with bora I don't think he cares and if its true that quickstep hates him I don't think they care either
ITT WC and EC and that's it


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.32172 del
>>32171
at least send him to lombardia and the smaller italian races in the lead up


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.32173 del
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


CHAMPS ELYSEES


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.32174 del
>>32172
they need to elevate 1-2 of those Italian fall classics to WT


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.32175 del
>>32173
OOOOOOOOO GRAN CAMINO


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.32176 del
kek I just saw the wallonia sprint, those faces of suffering from the front group lmao


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.32177 del
>>32175
OOOOO OOOO OOO OZEMPIC


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.32178 del
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ynr the Paris olympics


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.32179 del
>>32172
nooo that is not possible his rib aches and he's overtrained I'm sorry


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.32180 del
>>32174
emilia most especially


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Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.32182 del
>>32179
undertrained actually


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I am pay pyramide


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.32184 del
>>32180
yeah, any race with a iconic climb like that merits WT — plus the list of winners


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.32185 del
>>32179
Did we ever get any footage of the chute where he supposedely hurt his rib?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.32186 del
looks like the rain has stopped


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UAE in tete


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.32188 del
>>32182
both
he's undertrained because he had to miss 12 weeks of training due to injury and overtrained because he trained 35 hours a week to make up time
remco is simultaneously under- and overtrained and also simultaneously injured and healthy because the injuries only exist in his mind

>>32185
not that I know of I tried to find it through the usual tabloids but got nothing


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.32189 del
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haussmann and the paris reconstruction have been a disaster for squeakkind


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.32190 del
>magnus cort


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.32191 del
>>32189
It looks nice I think


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.32192 del
I've seen enough, the walloon BVLL wins today


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.32193 del
simmons going for himself? already giving up on the fatty?


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>>32191
would have been nice if they kept at least some of the mediaval old town as it survived the age of time. there are even early photographs before the destruction. the general Haussmann style architecture is kinda bland but typical Parisian.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.32195 del
they should make a remco statue somewhere near the Eiffel tower.


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nice Dutch flag


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crevaison o'coomer


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.32198 del
that swine Abrahamsen is at it again


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.32199 del
Pog just confirmed on slav tv they are riding for Narvaez today.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.32200 del
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Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.32201 del
total Australian death


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.32202 del
>>32199
i feel like a crazy person whenever someone said today will be a bunch sprint. too many people will go full gas up montmartre and its far too narrow of a climb


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.32203 del
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wout arrière de peloton


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.32204 del
FISH ON THE FRONT


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.32205 del
isn't montmarte just to be a trash dump?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.32206 del
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no decency by uno-x


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.32207 del
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attaque by lipo


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.32208 del
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imagine German tv right now


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.32209 del
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das Motorrad muss da weg Florian


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Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.32211 del
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look at his hair in honor of hulk hogan


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.32212 del
>>32211
HH!


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.32213 del
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>spoke with me mum
>she is watching Hercules POIROT again instead of the Le Tour
can't blame her to be honest


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.32214 del
>rob 'atch talking about how he didn't know demare was in the race


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.32215 del
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bird bird sitting pharao


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:35 [Preview] No.32216 del
AERT moving up!


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:35 [Preview] No.32217 del
ok, the tour is over. pogi wins.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.32218 del
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maus?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:40 [Preview] No.32219 del
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>>32213


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primoz at the end of the peloton


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:40 [Preview] No.32221 del
>pogi still up there
Woutbros?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:40 [Preview] No.32222 del
>>32219
most famous Belgian person and he's not even real


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.32223 del
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ok, here we go


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.32224 del
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>wout


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.32225 del
I had to check out the startlist if here/she was in this race.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.32226 del
allah goes! The bovine beast follows


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>muting the audio
lame


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.32228 del
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classic allah


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.32229 del
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>>32226
I am a minute behind. I am unaccustomed to this feeling.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.32230 del
>>32229
what if I'm a minute ahead


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.32231 del
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Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.32232 del
berkmoes da best puncheur in da world


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.32233 del
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wout seething right now that pogi is still hungry


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.32234 del
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who's the last yellow jersey wearer to win the last stage? eddy?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.32235 del
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imagine if GC was close and rasmussen hansen was forced to ride


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:53 [Preview] No.32236 del
>>32234
hinault?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.32237 del
tronchon finally appears


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.32238 del
heavy rain. jonas is calling the UCI right now.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.32239 del
preparing a chute catastrophale post right now


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.32240 del
kino


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.32241 del
w-what if lipowitz chutes


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.32242 del
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>>32230


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.32243 del
>>32239
Yeah, better prearm the torpedo.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.32244 del
>>32241
as long he finishes it doesn't really matter


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suisse commentators think that jonas should do the world championships and that he could win it (if most riders rather stay at home)
and wait a sec, this isn't a parrot painting


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.32246 del
Czech TV shitting on Jonas for not at least trying


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.32247 del
prudhomme i kneel


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.32248 del
>>32246
Dude is guarenteed to win the vuelta if he doesn't chute


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.32249 del
Matt BRENNAN at kurwatour.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.32250 del
Moho going crazy


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.32251 del
>>32248
not if Pogi goes too


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.32252 del
Allah is dying in that descent


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.32253 del
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Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.32254 del
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Yep
This is the day


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.32255 del
>>32248
getting 2nd*


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.32256 del
yes lads drill it over the wet cobbles thats what I love to see


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.32257 del
tronchon unleashed


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.32258 del
What if tronchon wins


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.32259 del
gaan tronchon my son


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.32260 del
this makes pogi feel alive


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.32261 del
Wout is afraid lmao, he won't win this


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.32262 del
poga PUNCH


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.32263 del
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wout at the back lol


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.32264 del
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REMCO
REMCO
REMCO


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.32265 del
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>inb4 Visma 1-2


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.32266 del
is that ballerini?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.32267 del
jorgenson, never pull eh


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.32268 del
what if Jürgensohn wins


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.32269 del
>>32266
Think so, not Mike.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.32270 del
i wish grug was here


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.32271 del
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>>32270
me too


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.32272 del
>mohoric coming back in a wet descent
he lives


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:11 [Preview] No.32273 del
visma putting pressure on pogi, forcing him to chute and abandon, securing the vingo yellow jersey after 3 weeks of psychological warfare
trust the plan


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:11 [Preview] No.32274 del
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This is faier.


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:11 [Preview] No.32275 del
>drilling it on a wet descend
papa vino wants some points huh


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:12 [Preview] No.32276 del
How big was purdhomme's cheque to pogi?


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No.32278 del
how will wout fuck this up


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.32279 del
>>32276
He does it for free


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.32280 del
>>32278
he's the fourth best sprinter [at best] in this group


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.32281 del
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please don't chute


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.32282 del
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>>32245
heh


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.32283 del
Not bad from VPP


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.32285 del
Ballerini is gonna outsprint the Shart


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.32286 del
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>>32282


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.32287 del
NEW THREAD:
>>32277
>>32277
>>32277


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>>32282


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.32289 del
>>32234
pogacar last year lol


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.32293 del
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>>32289


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.32294 del
>>32270
so does Pogi


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.32295 del
>>32282
based


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.32320 del
>Trentin
>Wout
>Mohoric
hoping one of these washed up has-beens wins today to be honest


Bert 07/27/2025 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.32331 del
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