Thought about how cool it would be to have a small, automatically reeled in bike lock, like those handyman tape measures, instead of this heavy chain I have and I have trouble of stashing it on my bike not scratching the paint, and which is ultimately useless if someone is even semi-prepared to steal a bike.
I just need mine to lock me bike when I enter a shop or leave it unattended for 20 minutes for any reason, just to knock the idea of nicking an unlocked bike out of any opportunist's head.
Of course someone already did this thing, of course it works and is a compact sized lightweight device I can stash in my chest pocket.
>pic rel
>thank you teutonic tormentors

>>51315
Kek, I remember that psyop very well, me mom and me nan couldn't stop yapping about. This and how margarine or butter is bad for you, switching between them in about 2 year intervals, then it is how much you have to eat kiwis (me nan was faster than today's charlatans, didn't save her from one of the most famous Breslauers, Mr. Alzheimer, rip nan) was how fat is bad.
Today it is red meat is le bad, no animal proteins and aminoacids, no testosterone precursors for you, chud.