/bert/ - ciclismo

home of /cyc/

Posting mode: Reply

Check to confirm you're not a robot
Name
Email
Subject
Comment
Password
Drawing x size canvas
File(s)

Board Rules

Max file size: 350.00 MB

Max files: 5

Max message length: 4096

Manage Board | Moderate Thread

Return | Magrathea | Catalog | Bottom

Expand All Images


(1.93 MB 4096x2730 1760601339247904.jpg)
/cyc/ - general Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 16:24 [Preview] No. 50801
Big boy stem edition

>Current and upcoming races
14.10 - 19.10 Gree-Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT1
14.10 - 16.10 Tour of Chongming Island 2.WWT
14.10 - 19.10 Tour of Holland 2.1
15.10 Giro del Veneto 1.Pro
15.10 Veneto Women 1.1 WE
19.10 Tour of Guangxi Women's WorldTour 1.WWT
19.10 Veneto Classic 1.Pro
19.10 Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race 1.Pro
19.10 Chrono des Nations 1.1
19.10 Chrono des Nations 1.1 WE

>CX races
18.10 Exact Cross Essen C2
19.10 Superprestige Ruddervoorde C1
25.10 Exact Cross Heerderstrand C2
26.10 Superprestige Overijse - Vlaamse Druivencross C1
01.11 X2O Trofee Oudenaarde - Koppenbergcross C1
02.11 X2O Trofee Lokeren - Rapencross C2

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/bA0Cb5BK

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>49788


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 16:27 [Preview] No.50803 del
>rapencross
hmmm, a bit surprising that the bot doesn't take issue with discussions about Jay Vine


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.50804 del
>>50803
the bot knows better than to defy him


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 16:58 [Preview] No.50806 del
(121.10 KB 1124x947 1669398823313787.jpg)
(109.15 KB 1124x947 1669398823313788.jpg)
I got rained on real hard for 5 minutes


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 17:04 [Preview] No.50807 del
>>50806
Just the sky letting you know to clean your bike and rewaxxx your chain


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 17:09 [Preview] No.50808 del
>>50806
why don't you simply rain back


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 17:12 [Preview] No.50809 del
>tour de france increases per capita income by 56 Euro in villages where the tour passes through
Laugh at all the poor countries that had to settle with a Giro grande partenza. Even Italy managed to get a grand depart last year.


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 17:43 [Preview] No.50810 del
>>50809
I wish I got 50 bucks when RVV passes down the road


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 17:59 [Preview] No.50811 del
(574.00 KB 554x957 gnome.png)
I have a (peer reviewed) theory, that riding in Z3 is worthless. You accumulate a LOT of fatigue with minimal gain over Z2. The primary type of endurance you build is mental. My coach tells me I am an idiot.
Time to test it out!


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 18:02 [Preview] No.50812 del
>>50811
Who the fuck rides in Z3


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.50813 del
Let's ask our AI overlords


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 18:13 [Preview] No.50814 del
>>50812
Where does all the money that the VIP tents generate go? Salary of tankman or what?


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.50815 del
>>50814
The flanders classics dynamic jew duo


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 19:12 [Preview] No.50816 del
>I video chatted with Paul last night, and he said he was going to win four stages in China. I'm hoping for five," says Johan Molly, the discoverer of the French thoroughbred, with a wink. "I think it's possible, because Paul is a real star."

>That wasn't the case in the spring. Magnier himself had announced that he wanted to try to keep up with the big guns in the Flemish classics. But the Frenchman didn't show up.

>I saw in Gent-Wevelgem that things weren't going well for Paul," says Molly. "Everything seemed fine on the first climb up Kemmelberg, but then he suddenly lost all his energy."

>The cause: incorrect training. "Paul had trained a lot for intensity, but not for endurance. As a result, his bobbin was quickly worn out."

>Magnier looked completely different physically due to the emphasis on explosiveness. "He looked like a bodybuilder. Tim (Merlier) was worried and told Paul not to overdo it."

>To save his season, Magnier changed trainers after the Classics. Frederik Broché (formerly of Belgian Cycling) got the French rising star back on track.

>At the Heistse Pijl, I saw the sharp and fresh Paul I know again. He was no longer the bodybuilder he was at the beginning of the season."

It's kinda crazy to me that there's trainers that still don't let their riders train on endurance and long races and get away with it


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 19:14 [Preview] No.50817 del
>evenlets still coping about their inferior parity
le yawn


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 19:29 [Preview] No.50818 del
>>50813
it knows


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 19:32 [Preview] No.50819 del
>>50813
Sounds fair enough


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 19:34 [Preview] No.50820 del
(163.27 KB 1440x812 Mads Lidl 2.jpg)
(204.94 KB 1376x768 Mads Lidl.jpg)
(73.13 KB 1193x822 MADS NECK.jpg)
>>50816
fake news
bulking is good for you
meat is manly


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 19:36 [Preview] No.50821 del
>>50816
>train a lot of intensity so your watts are there but you can't hang with the fast guys until the end
>train a lot of endurance so you can do your watts until the very end of the race but now these watts are too low anyways
there's no winning for lower tier riders like him no matter what he does


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 19:39 [Preview] No.50822 del
>>50820
strength is beautiful


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 20:23 [Preview] No.50823 del
well that wasn't particularly pleasant


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 20:24 [Preview] No.50824 del
>>50823
>85% odd zones
BASED


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 01:01 [Preview] No.50825 del
(472.65 KB 1626x1626 1684111832241154.png)
>Get scolded by member of TTT squad for going too hard
I'm sorry, this is a race, and if you have enough breath to complain, you're not going hard enough.


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.50826 del
(32.86 KB 580x563 069-2068407144.jpg)
gas station burger's


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 04:38 [Preview] No.50827 del
>>50823
>bertaczeck already on the 3h r*pe session in fucking october
Praying for you bert


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.50828 del
>>50827
That's a 2h session


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.50829 del
>>50828
Humm didn't expect the zones to intersect


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.50830 del
>is called tour of holland
>does stage in limburg
I feel cheated, they should have called it tour of the netherlands.


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.50831 del
Good news, troon berts


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.50832 del
8k to go in china


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.50833 del
>>50832
>behrens
now that's a rider I haven't seen all year


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.50834 del
look at him go. quick step wasted lots of helpers already getting the break back.


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.50835 del
well he held out for 1km


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.50836 del
mythical FDJ train


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.50837 del
BAM
Magnier wins


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.50838 del
lol they didn't even try to beat him


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.50839 del
(1.17 MB 1280x720 top10.png)
(1.15 MB 1280x720 top20.png)
very bittner day for his opponents


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.50840 del
what happened to Morgado


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.50841 del
My boy 2ITTNER already found his calling, it would seem


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.50842 del
(167.71 KB 960x1200 G3XoQePW0AAPVG9.jpg)
Did you know MOVISTAR has a development team now


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.50843 del
>>50842
one would expect that they'd have some scouts in sudacalands instead of developing bertolos, bertaczeks and anglos. let that be the job of the soudal-quickstep dev team.


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.50844 del
>>50843
I just wonder what kind of tactics they are teaching these guys


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.50845 del
No Del Dopo in the last Veneto race! So it is a free for all. Help me defeat Burgerbert and give me secret picks!!!


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.50846 del
>>50844
I'm sure they're teaching methods are perfect.


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.50847 del
>>50842
kek that novak dude already bringing in his useless brother at 20 years old
shameless


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.50848 del
>>50845
I don't think anyone cares anymore bert


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.50849 del
>Axelgaards optakt til Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race
I mean why not. Eulalio better betrays Lenny.


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.50850 del
>>50845
NEGRENTE got 4th in the u23 Lombardia ..


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.50851 del
>>50840
overshadowed by Del Goddo


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.50852 del
>>50840
in the spring I thought he was dragging his nuts on purpose so they don't make him ride cobbles again


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.50853 del
then again when I look at HERZOG, morgado ain't that bad


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.50854 del
>>50847
its a czechoslovak tradition


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.50855 del
(4.40 KB 495x122 Capture.PNG)
AAAAAAAAAAAAA IS THAT A FUCKING 800 METER HILL


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.50856 del
>>50842
can they also get a development team for their tactics department


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.50857 del
>>50855
normale


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.50858 del
(11.08 KB 304x221 Squeaker Happy.jpg)
>The race is paused because there are cows on the road ans the riders cannot pass on the route


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.50859 del
>>50858
Jose bean can't keep getting away with it


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.50860 del
>>50858
not true, it's due to oncoming cars on the route, riders refused to continue


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.50861 del
(18.25 KB 320x320 Squeaker Laugh.jpg)
>The race will not continue. The riders will go back to the start and go towards the stage of tomorrow
Absolute state of Holland


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.50862 del
>The peloton in the NIBC Tour of Holland was held up on Friday afternoon by an oncoming car. This happened during the descent of the King of Spain. A truck also drove into the peloton during the neutralization. The race was then halted because the riders considered it too dangerous. As a result, the organizers decided to cancel the stage.

classic dutch incompetence but where is pcsman getting the thing about cows


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.50863 del
>>50860
>>50862
So they LIED on top of that and blamed their incompetence of the hapless animals
Not really a surprise, we all know Autismbert also blames everybody else when he keeps getting stuck in tunnels


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.50864 del
they really can't organize anything that isn't a VAMberg loop
it's kinda sad


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.50865 del
Dutch races are always so third worldist


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.50866 del
one would think that at least in Limburg they would be able to organize a race. how wrong I was. how many walking cars and cows trying to walk from belgium to germany are blocking the race during amstel gold race?


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.50867 del
>>50861
what happened? prootesters? sudden mountain erection?


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.50868 del
>>50867
they don't have police escorts so basically a car could come in and mow down anyone at will


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.50869 del
>>50867
De LIE and his groupies out for a coffee ride mogged the pedalton to retiring in shame


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.50870 del
>>50862
>descent
In the Netherlands? From where?


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.50871 del
>>50870
Please pay attention to the infamous dutch alps


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.50872 del
(206.10 KB 743x727 col-du-vam-climb.png)
(145.62 KB 1024x577 col-du-vam-photo.JPG)
>>50871
Wild. They need special training camp to prepare.


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.50873 del
(121.10 KB 1124x947 1638183521397.jpg)
>>50872
>It's not even Top 3 elevation gain in Drenthe
something doesn't add up


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.50874 del
(137.16 KB 1024x1016 1630258049034.jpg)
>>50845
You show them pesky imperlalists Bert.
I am also cheering for Rusbert to reclaim his top 10 spot from another of those burger munchers.


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.50876 del
>>50874
Please, I never win anything, let me have a little bronze star


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.50877 del
>"What happened today is that 25 traffic controllers didn't show up during the neutralization," Rondhuis explains. "That's why the neutralization was so chaotic. We fully secured the area from kilometer zero. We had several situations where other road users ignored stop signs from traffic controllers. They stopped at the side of the road, then started driving again, stopped again, and then started driving again. That's the sign, that's the red line, that we can't do this without police."

>"I feel like crying rather than laughing," the race organizer concludes his plea. "But the organizers and the teams don't discuss safety. We tried; I thought it was possible. But it turns out it's not. We had 130 motorcyclists and about fifty traffic controllers on Friday. We're doing it with almost two hundred people. It just didn't work out. And then you just have to admit that sometimes things just don't work out. End of race. We'll continue on Saturday. And again, guys, apologies!" This is followed by loud applause and multiple "thank yous."

based strongwilled cager stopping for nobody


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 13:54 [Preview] No.50878 del
>We get that ads can be annoying. We use the internet too.
>But PCS isn’t a faceless company:
>14 people work full-time to keep it running.
>Servers, data, and salaries all cost money.
>We’re trying to keep as much free as possible, but sustainability matters too.
14 (fourteen!) people FULL-TIME? What the fuck are they doing.


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.50879 del
>>50878
probably employs his entire family to join him in the rape camper


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.50880 del
Lipobros...


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.50881 del
>>50880
Man I played the shit out of Civ 6. Shame Civ 7 is such unbelievable dogshit.

Now I just play HoI4 but taking a break until the new expansion is released with updated Japan and China focus trees finally


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.50882 del
If I were a jobber and wanted to get out of being exiled to China next fall, I would spam china pig emojis on every Strava ride


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.50883 del
>>50882
you don't do that anyway? KWAK


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.50884 del
>>50882
for most jobbers this is one of the only chances to get a world tour win


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.50885 del
HERMANS kwiks VERMEERSCH in Serenissima gr*vel.


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.50886 del
And DEL GROSSO kwiked BERKMUS.


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.50887 del
VERRE
VENTURINI
EPIS
SCOTSON
V. GUERNALEC
RIES
GUGLIELMI
THIERRY
GESBERT

have nothing. Surely Venturini will find something. The rest, yes well...


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.50888 del
>>50887
verre is good enough
gugliemi is riding for his life in china right now so I assume some team like FDJ will throw him a lifeline
venturini is a given
there rest is useless


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.50889 del
(33.92 KB 471x676 Capture.PNG)
there's more than you posted though


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.50890 del
>>50889
>senechal
he was alright at quickstep, but his 2 last seasons at arkea have been very fraudulent. no wonder no team wants to pick him up.


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.50891 del
>>50889
Yes, but I also accounted for the not yet confirmed but pretty sure transfers. Sénéchal has multiple options, Costiou goes to FDJ (Norbert posted this earlier, PPATTT), T. Guernalec, Le Bert - Total, Norwegian dopeur to INEOS, Lozouet to Tudor CT


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.50892 del
>>50890
According to the RUMORS he can sign for ???, Alpecin or Tietema


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.50893 del
>>50891
> Sénéchal has multiple options
t. senechal


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 16:15 [Preview] No.50894 del
>>50892
>Tietema
why should they sign him? they are pretty good at finding totally unknown jobbers.


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.50895 del
>>50887
For a second I thought this was your potential list of secret picks for the final Velodrama and I thought I had this in the bag


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.50896 del
>>50894
Because they want to ride the Tour, Bert. They are already "French"


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.50897 del
>>50896
you're better off signing good unknown french jobbers than, senechal is completely washed and hasn't ridden a result in 2 years


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.50898 del
>>50895
These are the worst of the Arkea shitters, not even Bertacek would consider those


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.50899 del
The whole makuuchi division is touring in London. They have this mock Grand Sumo Tournament where they pretend to fight to amuse the undeserving gaijin. I see the shame on the face of Onosato.
Even the fugging dohyo is shoddy.


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.50900 del
>>50898
I don't think I picked a single Arkea runner this very a year
Except for the great Kevin VOKLEN who suspiciously didn't run a day after his sulphurous the Le Tour


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.50901 del
>>50900
that dude broke his shin or something falling down the stairs drunk


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.50902 del
>>50900
Pierre THIERRY was decent for 4 credits in the Dauphine, tbh


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 16:55 [Preview] No.50903 del
>>50900
venturini gave some good points in those coupe de france races


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.50904 del
>you now remember benoit cosnefroy


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 17:00 [Preview] No.50905 del
>>50904
gone but not forgotten
RIP to his knee


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 17:02 [Preview] No.50906 del
another thing I found out today
>jonas abrahamsen is 30 years old


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.50907 del
>>50900
>>50901
totally forgot about Kevin, did he really injure himself?


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.50908 del
(51.63 KB 729x545 sq_velogames.jpg)
Full startlist is up, not updated in goombling just yet.


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.50909 del
>Fingerguard is 29 in a matter of weeks
it's voorbij
Total J*nas Death


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 17:30 [Preview] No.50910 del
>>50909
wonder if he remodeled that kitchen yet


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 17:37 [Preview] No.50911 del
>>50910
maybe if Trine let him ride some more races he could afford to pay someone else to do it


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No.50912 del
>>50908
UAE still needs a 7th rider

Who oh who could it be


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 17:43 [Preview] No.50913 del
>>50912
Adrià Pericas


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 17:49 [Preview] No.50914 del
my boy Fred GRENAADE will go in the break and score a podium for General Store - Essegibi - F.Lli Curia


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.50915 del
(313.23 KB 1479x1973 GuangxiStage4.jpg)
MAGNIER has won his FOURTH straight stage of the extremely fraudulent Tour of Guangxi! Will we have the first French WT stage race winner in years? We find in tomorrow's queen stage, but first, it's time for another /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!

Our exploration of China continues with a blend of Chardonnay and Sauvignon Blanc from the Helan Mountains of Ningxia. This is biodynamically made, which is a natural method of vitification that uses the phases of the moon and other witchy ideas to help manage the grapes in the vineyard. Although the idea sounds like absolute bullshit, I actually love biodynamic wine. Usually the lunatics who have enough energy to do it are really taking care of their vines and vineyards, and they produce wines of great beauty and terroir.

Silver Heights "The Last Warrior" White Blend 2022 ($28)

Was a bit spooked because of a large amount of cloudy stuff floating in bottle. A bit of research revealed its biodynamic origin and I relaxed. Pours a pale straw gold. The nose is a bit reductive with light flint and green melon, light vanilla. The palate is lightly juicy with just a bit of tropical fruit then a pleasant textural, green finish. Acidity low-moderate, finish is short. This wine is simple, but actually quite transparent in its fruit and winemaking style. It's okay, no major issues, but not very interesting either.

This weekend we finish with our last /wtw/ of the year. I'll probably have a little retrospective and highlight some of my favorite bottles of the year, so look out for that.


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 19:03 [Preview] No.50916 del
>>50915
will you upgrade to world tour spirits next year


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 19:04 [Preview] No.50917 del
>>50915
I have no idea what the profile of that race is and I am not looking. Can Magnier really win this?


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.50918 del
>>50917
no because this is the finale


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.50919 del
>>50915
>Was a bit spooked because of a large amount of cloudy stuff floating in bottle
yes, it's mold.


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.50920 del
>>50917
>Final ramp 3.2km at 7+%
No

>>50916
No, despite being a high functioning alcoholic, I don't really like hard alcohol very much.


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 19:26 [Preview] No.50921 del
>>50915
Next year you should be drinking wine based on the winner


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No.50922 del
(545.97 KB 734x554 seixas.png)
>>50921
>Paul SEIXAS de Lyon
>Drinking case after case of Beaujolais to honor Seixas's innumerable victories
I can do that


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.50923 del
>>50921
>30 bottles of pogi wine please waiter


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 19:49 [Preview] No.50924 del
(388.51 KB 1479x1973 GiroStage14b.jpg)
>>50923
Attentionpayers will remember the very fine Slovenian wine I had during the Giro's WILD 14th stage.


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 20:27 [Preview] No.50925 del
>>50918
Which squeaker can break the curse then


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.50926 del
(616.44 KB 4000x3788 1691312523076481.png)
Okay I looked at the startlist. It will have to be LAFAY


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.50927 del
(25.71 KB 566x541 1590799953216.jpg)
>>50926
The FISHMONGER? Surely you jest


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.50928 del
(65.02 KB 660x574 1704755884838472.png)
>>50927
I thought the Fishmonger was Vingegaard


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.50929 del
(182.84 KB 1863x825 capture.jpg)
>>50928
Ah yes you are correct. He plans to be a cheesemonger (a very respectable and very French occupation)


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.50930 del
(256.63 KB 865x693 1654652952749.png)


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 23:43 [Preview] No.50932 del
Pierre Latour retiring


Bert 10/17/2025 (Fri) 23:50 [Preview] No.50933 del


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 00:03 [Preview] No.50934 del
What is going to happen in Holland, though?
Are they gonna finish the stage tomorrow and then do stage 4 as well?


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.50935 del
(952.80 KB 2836x1316 1735343758602699.jpg)


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 02:52 [Preview] No.50936 del
(69.83 KB 447x447 full.jpg)


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.50937 del
we live in China, home of bittner wine


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.50938 del
>Another sleepless night
God doesn't want me to enjoy ciclismo


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.50939 del
I wonder if they are doing this voluntarily


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.50940 del
>>50934
they'll do whatever is the cheapest option


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.50941 del


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.50942 del
fdj believing they can get a top 10 in china today


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.50943 del
This looks like a LAFAY stage


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.50944 del
>>50942
I believe in ROCHAS


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.50945 del
>commentators sucking of tao gigagamer


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.50946 del
>>50945
Kek I just opened to it. In retrospect he's probably covid most obvious doping case outside of wout


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.50947 del
>>50946
do we count the dude weed lmao man as covid doping or just regular ibarguren doping


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.50948 del
>>50947
Covid case as well


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.50949 del
so is this already the start of the rampa?
also chute comicale ??PT and Decathlon


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.50950 del
>>50949
APP which actually was the best chance of breaking the curse lmao


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.50951 del
it was APP who chuted, so one less French GC hope.


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.50952 del
chute big jew and the french hope parrot painter


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.50953 del
narvaez dopage


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.50954 del
ben zwiehoff?


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.50955 del
magnier laché


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.50956 del
jan christen might be dumber than del toro


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.50957 del
double attack


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.50958 del
prepare for trouble and make it double


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.50959 del
how anti climactic
where is everyone


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.50960 del
double victory


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.50961 del
I have no idea wtf UAE tried here, but they failed miserably


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.50962 del
>lafay 2nd
if someone just kept it together the curse would have been broken


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.50963 del
when you see double gasping for air for minutes after the race you really start to think pogacar is not human at all


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.50964 del
(1.30 MB 1280x720 paul.png)
(1.45 MB 1280x720 bike removal.png)


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.50965 del
(966.50 KB 1280x720 bridge.png)
(1.03 MB 1280x720 top10china.png)
treinbert doesn't trust Italian bridges. from his travels to China I assume that he doesn't mind chinesium bridges


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.50966 del
>>50963
The fitter I get the harder it is for me to reach a stage where I'm gasping for air. Legs simply give up before lungs


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.50967 del
(2.03 KB 776x25 Capture.PNG)
the fuck was this retard thinking


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.50968 del
>>50966
yeah but come on are we acting like paul doubles isn't in shape
if grug lays on the ground coughing for a few minutes after one of his solos
pogiboy looks babyfresh


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.50969 del
I believe in Paul LAFAY, Paul HUBY or Paul ROCHAS breaking the curse


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.50970 del
(2.80 MB 1280x648 1660082586723594.webm)
sickness is over, time to get bike on the GRIND


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.50971 del
>>50970
How's the weather?


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.50972 del
(83.66 KB 736x813 1644452675181.jpg)
>/cyc/ made up runner Paul DOUBLE will win a ""World Tour"" race in you're lifetime


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.50973 del
(1.15 MB 955x537 Capture.PNG)
>>50971
the outside world no longer concerns me


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.50974 del
>>50973
Praying for you to make it till march bert


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.50975 del
(851.66 KB 483x768 grug1.PNG)
>>50974
It's just annoying to take the bike on and off all the time.
Today is fine to ride outside but I don't have time tomorrow and during the week I come home too late to get decent hours outside before it is dark.
I'll probably start riding outside again when the hour changes and I have some vacation days to take up but for now it is rape, I don't even mind as long as I have some movies to watch.


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.50976 del
>>50975
Buy a cheap gravel bike and set it up as full winter mullet with mudguards and all


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.50977 del
(47.85 KB 472x505 kawa02.jpg)
TDU fever, Squillaume GUYONNET already on the startlist!


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.50978 del
>>50977
lol why is he the only one already on the startlist


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.50979 del
(275.10 KB 580x449 096.png)
So when is Paul TRIPLE finally going to win something


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.50980 del
>Tetsuki Kaji and Kosuke Endo are two Japanese cyclocross riders who are trying to pursue their cyclocross dream in Belgium and the Netherlands.

>To further improve their fitness, they went on a month-long training camp in Girona.

>But 10 days ago, things went wrong on their way back to the Netherlands. "40 kilometers before Lyon, we stopped at a parking lot to eat at a nearby restaurant," Kaji testifies.

>"When we returned to the parking lot half an hour later, our bus was gone. Everything was gone."

>The stolen loot: 6 bikes (Giant), 5 sets of wheels, spare chains, bike computers, heart rate monitors, cycling jerseys, cycling shorts, cycling glasses, helmets, laptops, passports, and so on.

>"All we had left were our phones and the clothes we were wearing," sighs Kaji.

naive easterners thought the world was a high trust society


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.50981 del
God dammit, it's sunny and lovely, but was supposed to be rainy and grim. I couldn't have done something BIG instead had I not been betrayed.


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.50982 del
>>50981
There is still time


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.50983 del
>>50982
Yeah sure, but I could have gone for a whole day hike or something.
Why can't they forecast weather accurately 12 hours in advance? Have we lost the technology?


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.50984 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9TDbgz4CZFg [Embed]


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.50985 del
>>50983
The Climate Catastrophe is making the weather more volatile and less predictable, chud.
>>50984
Speedrower is such a doofus sport, it had to be big in my land of kings of dirt turnleft.


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.50986 del
Team WAGNER GROUP seems to also be gone and dead. Cycling is DONE


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.50987 del
They will be missed


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.50988 del
>>50987
some of them have BRIGHT future ahead of them for reasons unknown


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.50989 del
>>50986
>wagner
>flanders baloise
>lotto and intermache fusion
>arkea
>totalenergies?
who's next


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.50990 del
>>50989
Hopefully Ineos


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.50991 del
>>50981
This is why you plan a big rape instead, and if the weather turns nice you can just go outside.
I did a 3h rape at 260W just under LT1. Not too pleasant compared to easy endurance but the eggs are just something else. Recording stopped at 2h32min but I can assure you I did 6 eggs more to finish it off.


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.50992 del
>>50988
Why does my PCS only say this


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.50993 del
>>50992
bertaczek has PCS Pro.


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.50994 del
(19.84 KB 500x500 1718124789303917.jpg)
>>50993
Is he really paying for that garbage


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.50995 del
(12.86 KB 503x216 Capture.PNG)
this is what the money goes to


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.50996 del
>>50992
I am looking at the great Serial DESAL


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.50997 del
>>50991
That's a big amount of crepes


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.50998 del
I'll just leave this here.


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.50999 del
>>50996
Yes so am I


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.51000 del
>>50992
because you're on your phone and not paying attention to the rails again
press show all and don't crash


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.51001 del
(616.47 KB 4000x3788 1478104018138.png)
>>50999
Maybe you just have the tunnel vision again


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.51002 del
>>51000
Everybody knows I almost only do late shifts, PPATTT


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.51003 del
(191.12 KB 1440x1440 1684266496111046.jpg)
>>51002
is it still the late shift if you're stuck in a tunnel till the sun rises?


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.51004 del
CX bros, we're back


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.51005 del
>>51004
>Raping and watching cyclocross on a weekend morning
Winter is coming


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.51006 del
Ynr Kobe GOOSENS


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.51007 del
>>51006
>2022-23 intermarché
he many such cases
jan hirt, lorenzo rota, hugo page, zimmerzam, rui costa
all gone like tears in rain


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.51008 del
>>51007
Thijssen too


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.51009 del
>>51008
Tom Devriendt randomly got 4th in roubaix and was never seen again


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.51010 del
(10.10 KB 304x221 1746089950234565.jpg)
>Wagner Bazin WB is only 33rd in the UCI rankings, ahead of only other ProTeams Flanders-Baloise and Novo Nordisk. This year, based on UCI points, it's ranked 69th. "Although we had some good riders, who I'm convinced have the potential to become good pros, it was difficult to achieve results right away. Some didn't give themselves all the resources they needed to perform."
Wait what. What kind of "resources"


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.51011 del
>>51010
inhalers, final bidons, rounder wheels, altitude training
you name it


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.51012 del
>>51011
So dirty Belgian team gets taken over by French owner and signs clean French riders. Belgian DS is angry they do not want to take dopage. SHOCKING story


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.51013 del
Oh hey sad news for Bertacek. ** ABANDON


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.51014 del
Hey the stars don't work. Okay H*yter then


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.51015 del
VAM legend LAPORTE on the go with KUBISZ.


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.51016 del
>>51015
Another Kubi2 incoming


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.51017 del
A contishitter and zombie Laporte. The next Sagan loses again.


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.51018 del
who the fuck is this de jong? how the fuck does laporte lose to a contishitter?


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.51019 del
>>51018
He has been sick all year and is in bad shape. He's also old.


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.51020 del
(900.97 KB 946x469 1.PNG)
(40.94 KB 765x522 Capture.PNG)
the bar at DSM isn't very high it seems


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.51021 del
Sun is shining, cold as fuck and mid ride beer
Is there more to life?


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.51022 del
God I am getting cold asap, sitting outside was a BAD idea


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.51023 del
>>51021
A French Tour winner?


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.51024 del
>>51022
>inb4 sick and complaining endlessly


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.51025 del
>>51023
please stay in the realm of reality


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.51026 del
>>51017
Did he, didn't watch it, was switching me tan wall tires to me new wheels and bike.
TURD, kek. And who the fuck is Timo DE JONG. He is not even that jong.
Midden-Brabant Poop Ompoop winner, incredible.


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.51027 del
>>51026
>he doesn't rate a stage in the Carpathian Couriers Race in memory of Wacław Felcz


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.51028 del
>>51027
>he survived a close encounter with MACIEJUK
I kneel.


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.51029 del
How was your ride bert? Very nice MTB one once again, I really like this route for 2h-2h30 will probably become a classic winter ride


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.51030 del
(2.68 MB 1280x720 1720729634516610.webm)
>>51028
god I love this webm


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.51031 del
>>51029
similar weather, for once
sipping on hot cocoa (imported from france) as we speak


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.51032 del
not clicking this one


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.51033 del
>>51031
>hot cocoa
I actually import mine from the neth*rlands


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.51034 del
>>51033
I suspect mine is probably the cheapest one you can get while here it's presented as the cream of the top most premium quality (for 6 euro or something so probably not)


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.51035 del
>>51032
the whole event was such a clickbait farm for useless journalists


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 16:28 [Preview] No.51036 del
>>51034
Always crack me up to see the intermarché brand. Is it considered goosd quality in czechia?


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.51037 del
>>51036
Intermarche left our market couple years back and now its products are only being sold in one tiny brandstore, it costs pretty much the same as other products but I like to pretend it's higher quality since it was made by squakers (but I don't think it is). But at least it's the same product that's being sold in France.
You see some brands like to make normal products for markets like Germany and then the same product made of inferior ingredients for czech'em (and it's often even more expensive).

Of course the Big Food nuked the wiki article
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Union_food_quality_scandal


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No.51038 del
>>51037
a discounter imported goga gola from Czechia as it was much cheaper. importers charge double of what they charge in Germany. but customers complained that it didn't taste the same.


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 16:56 [Preview] No.51039 del
>>51037
How is the vegetable/fruits situation in czechia? Is it easy to find good ones?


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 16:56 [Preview] No.51040 del
GUGLIELMI to St Michel - Auber where can squeak together with Lecroq and friends


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 16:59 [Preview] No.51041 del
>>51038
Gogagola in czech em doesn't use sugar but glucose-fructose syrup
>>51039
I can't complain but I eat basic fruits/vegetables anyway, nothing exotic. My markt has a BIG place full of fruits I can't even name


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 17:07 [Preview] No.51042 del
>>51041
Good, fruits is life


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 18:37 [Preview] No.51043 del
>>51020
keep in mind Wielerflits is very tight with the management of Picnic PostNL/NIBC Tour, they've been shilling for them a lot


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 18:44 [Preview] No.51044 del
(1021.28 KB 933x496 Capture.PNG)
>"We stuck very closely to what we planned up front," said Ligthart. "We also deliberately didn't add any extra races. If we stick to our plan, we do what we do, then we know we'll perform well at certain times and score points in the important races. We haven't deviated from that."

very arrogant coming from a team where 50% of their points this year came from one rider, one unfortunate chute and they were below cofidis

>>51043
I've noticed, same with visma


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.51045 del
last goomble of the season submitted. we're finally free until omloop. and no, warm-up races don't count and never did.


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.51046 del
>>51045
with the jayco herald tour coming back we might just have even more warmupraces


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.51047 del
>>51046
Gran Camino is gone though so it evens out


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 20:28 [Preview] No.51048 del
>>51046
>with the jayco herald tour coming back we might just have even more warmupraces
mein führer...the comeback of the jayco herald tour...it was cancelled...jayco couldn't find enough other sponsors to bring it back


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 20:35 [Preview] No.51049 del
(452.91 KB 1479x1973 GuangxiStage5.jpg)
Well it's been a long and eventful season, but we finally come to the LAST /WORLD TOUR WINE/ of the year!!

The Tour of Guangxi is unlikely to produce a French stage race winner (unless Paul DOUBLE chutes tomorrow, very possible, very possible...) We are concluding the year with our third Chinese wine of the race, and my most highly anticipated. This is a biodynamic Pinot Noir from same producer as yesterday, and actually has some positive press around it from very respected Western critics.

Silver Heights "Jiayuan" Pinot Noir 2021 ($50)

Pours a classic light ruby-red, transparent, light body. The nose immediately puts me on notice -- this is a very fine wine. Soft red cherry, light cinnamon/Chinese five spice, and some earthy potting soil. Very Burgundian. The palate is silky and light. Unfortunately the structure is where I miss the Burgundian magic. I wish there was just a bit more depth. It is not flabby, but it lacks some freshness to it to elevate it to true greatness. If I tasted this blind, I would call it a Spatburgunder from a good producer, probably a $30-40 price point. Overall, very impressive.

Well that is our last bottle to share for the 2025 season of /wtw/. Keep an eye out for a retrospective tomorrow.


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 20:45 [Preview] No.51050 del
>>51049
very nice, loved this series


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.51051 del
If UAE and AG2R really drill it, Double could be isolated early and then it is not unthinkable that LAFAY can break the curse


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 23:01 [Preview] No.51052 del
(48.90 KB 600x600 Squeaker AG2R.jpg)
LAFAY is at 15 to win the Chinese race
Surely the curse is gonna get broken
(DOUBLE is at 1.05)


Bert 10/18/2025 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.51053 del
(368.28 KB 594x466 are sepp.png)


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 00:25 [Preview] No.51054 del
(50.00 KB 500x421 1669527098200658.jpg)
Alright I have a ridiculous team. Who knows, it may work out (it will not work out and it has been over for a long time already)


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 00:34 [Preview] No.51055 del
the BONALDO bros will surprise in the curvas


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 01:54 [Preview] No.51057 del
>>51054
No matter what happens, it's been an exciting finale


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.51058 del
>>51054
>inb4 at the top of the boring charts


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.51059 del
lenny martinez big in Japan. now we wait for china, as they have much more bertaczek friendlier racing times today, so he might actually catch the end of the race.


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.51061 del


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.51062 del
>>51060
getting more spanish by the minute


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.51063 del
UAE getting KWABBED by paul doublé in china


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.51064 del
(1.37 MB 1280x720 videoframe_29482.png)
should have made some slanted eyes to get home earlier


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.51065 del
costiou and lozouet showing off in tete so some team might give them a contract


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.51066 del
What if * **** drops the most sulphurous performance of the season today?


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.51067 del
CHUTE


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.51068 del
116 bloody hell
that's Wandahl


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.51069 del
genuinely what is the point of getting that movistar rider continuing
pure torture, the stage race is over and he's not getting back


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.51070 del
>The organizers of the NIBC Tour of Holland have decided to remove the gravel section from the final stage. A final inspection revealed that the section is not safe enough for a peloton of cyclists to ride over multiple times. As a result, the circuit north of Arnhem has been modified.

clown race


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.51071 del
ok, that's where lafay has to attack


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.51072 del
Chinese RAI shitting the bed


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.51073 del
(25.75 KB 176x144 1626016607710 v5.png)
LAFAY GOES PARANORMAL


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.51074 del
>>51072
works fine on the weibo link that rusbert posted, I just don't understand a single word of chinese


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.51075 del
allez lafay
break the curse


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.51076 del
>Nonce Peters will retire at the superyoung age of 31


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.51077 del
why is he even retiring, looks fine to me


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.51078 del
>>51077
I don't think he's retiring


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.51079 del
PUSH LAFAY
PUSH TILL YOU CAN'T NO MORE


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.51080 del
he's doing it!


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.51081 del
(99.56 KB 500x404 wagsqueak.png)
I don't have any special rare squeaker prepared for this occasion.


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.51082 del
CHYNA


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.51083 del
(11.04 KB 304x221 Squeak 2.jpg)
Other teams are gonna chase as well, the curse must not be broken


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.51084 del
Of course visma is helping


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.51085 del
PUSH HARDER


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.51086 del
(351.08 KB 920x764 1705151410850311.jpg)
>pissma protecting that 4th and 5th place from a guy ahead of them
classic villain move


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.51087 del
c'est fini


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.51088 del
kwab


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.51089 del
(28.95 KB 500x500 1626016607710 v2.jpg)
>UAE pulling


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.51090 del
I believed for 10 seconds


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.51091 del
a BIG bridge


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.51092 del
>>51090
atleast magnier will gift you another win


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.51093 del
BAM
another one


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.51094 del
Analni kolikowski very close


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.51095 del
why did bittner start the sprint so early?


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.51096 del
>>51095
that wasn't bittner


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.51097 del
>>51095
bittner already lacheed on the slopes of mur de chyna


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.51098 del
(1.35 MB 1280x720 top china today.png)
(1.35 MB 1280x720 top china today.png)
why did patrick lefevre eddy merckx start the sprint so early?


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.51099 del
(1.23 MB 1280x720 magnier2.png)
(1.45 MB 1280x720 retirement.png)
(1.38 MB 1280x720 retirement2.png)


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.51100 del
>>51099
can't believe mads forced this guy to retire


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.51101 del
Lazkano dead,
Tratnik shadow of Tratnik from Visma,
Martinez-dead man,
Van Dijk brothers-dead
Vlasov-died long ago,
Pithie-dead
Adria-dead,
Van Gils worse than in Lotto Hindley/Roglić-dead.
Lipo good two months in summer and again went back into anonymity.

Welcome Remco 🤣🤣


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.51102 del
marathon in 02:29,21
don't underestimate the power of the kiwi


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.51103 del
(278.99 KB 1220x2123 G3an_aTWAAAOe3N.jpg)


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.51104 del
(414.29 KB 2000x1333 roger_de_vlaeminck_01.jpg)
>>51103
italian scum


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.51105 del
velon also have a clip with live power overlay of his attack, very cool
https://youtube.com/shorts/ynVH90CZKRY?si=yGHxNTyGf8hKWLYd


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.51106 del
>>51102
I like to imagine that it was Thymens success in the tour that gave kiwiman the strength to follow through here


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.51107 del
>>51106
apparently he was on an even more rapid pace halfway through before a total collapse
maybe the thought of the arend rallied him at the end


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.51108 del
>>51107
>optimist
thinking of thymens success gave him the strength to persevere
<pessimist
he cracked in the first place because self doubt ate him up during the first half


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.51109 del
>>51108
fact checkers have confirmed visualizing a kiwi during your rides allows you to push 10% more watts


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.51110 del
>>51109
>aphantasia berts missing out on 10% free watts
kwabs


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.51111 del
(120.59 KB 474x379 ok00.png)
No more adjoostments until January.
My final one was from TOMA Benhamin to birthday boi BAIS Mattia.


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.51112 del
(245.62 KB 1188x978 1727081617931957.jpg)
>>51111
finally freedom


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.51113 del
>They didn't pay for the Vuelta Ciclista a Costa Rica DLC
Strange


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.51114 del


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.51115 del
>>51113
>he's not joining the HLN cx velogame to win 5k or a macbook air


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.51116 del
>>51113
>>51115
>they aren't doing fantasy xc skiing


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.51123 del
Picks. >>51117


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.51124 del
it's sunny but supercold, time for a short hike


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.51125 del
(78.01 KB 1200x1038 del stier.webp)
>Results Andorra Cycling Masters 2025 | Pogacar and Vingegaard defeated as Roglic wins time trial and Del Toro the criterium
it's over for pogi


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.51126 del
Big slag. No Bais or Bais. Fuck off with this game already.


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.51127 del
>>51126
that break makes it, no need to watch


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.51128 del
>>51127
I need to see three minutes at half distance but it sure has the names to make it.
MVDF has Xandro too and needs him to win.


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.51129 del
>>51128
>petrolike pulling in the peleton
it's already over


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.51130 del
we all slept on FAGundez again


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.51131 del
>>51125
what kind of humiliation ritual was this for roglic?


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.51132 del
Ascending the bohemian puy de dome


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.51133 del
>UAE Team Emirates - XRG pulling in peloton
For FUCK's sake why. They have Vermeersch on the front. All I am FUCKING asking for is a Meurisse victory, that can not be too much too ask


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.51134 del
>>51133
your wish is granted, paul sivaque is jumping over


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.51135 del
>>51134
Great, so then it's over after all since I don't have Sivakov and Boringbert of course does


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.51136 del
>>51135
skill issue


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.51137 del
chocofem humiliated by frauds
the weakmind virus really took its toll


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.51138 del
Nice little ride this morning. Time to watch some cyclocross and then hopefully clinch a podium in Velogoombling.

It brings me joy that there in autistic Dutchman screeching at his phone in a tunnel somewhere


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.51139 del
(527.76 KB 3168x3080 1705699200478141.png)
>>51138
You are secretly terrified, all it takes is a Sivakov chute or crévaison and you are DONE


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.51140 del
>>51139
I'm actually fine either way. This season was a such a quantum leap forward in my performance. I'm just happy to be here. Hopefully can carry this form into Tour Down Under.


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.51141 del
(616.44 KB 4000x3788 1691312523076481.png)
>>51140
You are supposed to exaggerate and pretend this is a life or death situation, PPATTT


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.51142 del
Pretty damn good riding from van Poppel


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.51143 del
>>51141
>He doesn't realize I'm downplaying my response because I'm secretly having a mental breakdown and refreshing PCS every three seconds


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.51144 del
Lelgium humiliated


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.51145 del
(527.76 KB 3168x3080 1705699200478141.png)
>>51143
Better


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.51146 del
Arthur BLAISE destroyed the field in Chrono des Nations U23, we have a French TT hope!!


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.51147 del
(65.02 KB 660x574 1704755884838472.png)
Chrono des Nations juniors won by Bulgarian Nicholas VAN DER MERWE


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.51148 del


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.51149 del
>>51148
>1.93m Baldie
Sounds like Bertacek heh


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.51150 del
>venthourhenaert seething when he can't hide behind the manlet
Poetic


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.51151 del
SIVAKOV in the chasse patate


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.51152 del
>>51149
Big Brtek is at least two metres THOUGH


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.51153 del
>>51151
He seems to be gone and dead. If Meurisse takes all the breakaway points that is 120. 5th place on the finishline is 180. Then my battle with Burgerbert depends on who bothers to sprint for 18th place. Or assist points for the Astana boys. Pretty damn close call after 8 months and 5 billion races


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.51154 del
>>51152
Depends on which form you're referring to


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.51155 del
>>51153
There's 50km to go, peloton still has a chance


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.51156 del
sivakov just passed kuckers who is supposedly still in the front according to PCS man
none of these time gaps are real


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.51157 del
Only lasted 45 minutes on the rape machine today, better than nothing. I missed CX


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.51158 del
and now he's swallowed by the peleton


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.51159 del
>>51156
is ANYTHING real about ciclismo? or it's all a mirage ?


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.51160 del
Dylan Teuns outta nowhere


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.51161 del
almost time for our yearly stroll through the vineyards of the DIESEL FARM


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.51162 del
attack by a group with wellens, gregoire, hirschi some bardiani dude
sivakov is dead and gone


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.51163 del
scaroni, berckmoose also there
wellens and king ramses break off the front


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.51164 del
>HIRSCHI and Berckmoers
Welp


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.51165 del
they are very far behind though so i doubt they'll get back if they attack eachother all the time


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.51167 del
CAM ON MEURISSE


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.51168 del
First little cute ride on my new mtb, needs that regreasing of wheels and a bit more righting but otherwise this was a good poorchase.


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.51169 del
>>51161
what happens at the diesel farm? new elites are being grown there?


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.51170 del
wellens so close to februari he's good again


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.51171 del
testa playing around too much


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.51172 del
Damn it, thought about Xandro and Ramses but they are too prone to sharting and giving up.


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.51173 del
vermeersch, de pretto and meurisse consistently the best on the coobles


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.51174 del
We live in Belgium?


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.51175 del
>5km to the Diesel Farm
Sounds like something from Mad Max


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.51176 del
>>51175
>winebert didn't buy any dieselfarm wines
missed opportunity


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.51177 del
we diesel farm now


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.51178 del
DIESEL
FARM


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.51179 del
waiting for that rampa corner


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.51180 del
>>51176
Doesnt seem to be available in USA


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.51181 del
o curva


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.51182 del
HE FOOKIN SLIPPED


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.51183 del
Ulisissy would be rather unexpected.


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.51184 del
this race is always underrated, they should ditch that other veneto race since it's boring and focus all their budget on this one


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.51185 del
nice ROAD


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.51186 del
kek, that descend


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.51187 del
lmao he looks so uncomfortable on this strade


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.51188 del
ulissi with 0 technical skills


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.51189 del
moto brought the boys back


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.51190 del
These shitters kek


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.51191 del
and now is cropdusting them kek


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.51192 del
Thought Vermeersch would die at the very least on Diesel Farm.


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.51193 del
>


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.51194 del
>>51192
basically the average steep cobble climb except it's grabble


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.51195 del
MEURISSE CREVAISON

YES. YES


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.51196 del
>>51195
I think I just heard a train crash


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.51197 del
autismbertbros..


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.51198 del
germans pas normal


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.51199 del
nice rampas


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.51200 del
funny that it is actually gonna be a surprise winner and autismbert could have actually made the jump


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.51201 del
that's enough grappa


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.51202 del
>>51200
Yeah, my boring team is absolutely nowhere


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.51203 del
Autismbert moral wimmer


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.51204 del
anybert know a good way to clean blood off cork bar tape? I done a chute comicale


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.51205 del
oof


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.51206 del
Why are these retards letting Fraudmeersch get away with not pulling at all? Do they also want to see the UAE 100 wins?


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.51207 del
lol land


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.51208 del
LOEL!


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.51209 del
>>51206
was actually smart to get into the small street first
I kneel LOLand


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.51210 del
Was his mom a Filipina or what was that.


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.51211 del
>>51204
rip
maybe cold soapy water could do the trick, anything hot is bad for getting blood off


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.51212 del
LOLAND AWAY


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.51213 del
>>51210
must be TRAEENS brother or something


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.51214 del
>>51204
Hydrogen peroxide is good at cleaning blood


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.51215 del
>>51209
Also looked like this brown Norge had the most energy left in the end, but good positioning too.
How many Løland pickers in this thread I wonder. Surely /cyc/ could predict this result.


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.51216 del
>>51210
Incels in norway are notorious for importing filipina women


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.51217 del
also secures UNO-X's promotion into the world tour I think


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.51218 del
>>51195
Oh for FUCK's sake


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.51219 del
>>51200
Yeah sure, just pick Sakarias Koller Løland bro. Whoever the FUCK that is


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.51220 del
Leo "Mein Kampf" Hayter <20th in Chrono des Nations
turdling wins with ease ahead of jay vine
kung in his usual place


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.51221 del
Very Italian podium ceremony lmao


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.51222 del
>>51219
vermeersch would have been enough


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.51223 del
>>51219
Nobody has ever heard of that runner
NOBODY


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.51224 del
who?


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.51225 del
(49.69 KB 807x717 what.png)
nobody has ever seen this man


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.51226 del
He really likes his slags


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.51227 del
>>51211
>>51214
thanks bertmen


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.51228 del
Winning team on this one is going to be completely out of left field

I can't imagine a single person in the world picking Loland


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.51229 del
>>51228
my guess is bertacek


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.51232 del
Results. >>51230


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.51233 del
>>51232
if autismbert just copied emubert he would have won
sad!


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.51234 del
>>51233
And if I didn't completely shit the bed in the warmup, I would've been first overall


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 16:04 [Preview] No.51235 del
>>51234
warm up is the most essential, it's where the knowers thrive


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.51236 del
(30.31 KB 537x525 1649519782535.jpg)
>>51235
My extremely poor result in the warmup was probably what launched my comeback. I was so fed up with bad results. This is why I made another team for a little bit ("The Opposite") because all my picks just were doing terribly and I wanted to try picking the opposite.

After my little early-season mental breakdown, I locked in on research, analyzing parcours and results, etc and suddenly started winning (while also being accused of being boring).


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.51237 del
>>51236
I mean it is goombling, you play it safe and every now and then you do an outlier that might pay off


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 16:10 [Preview] No.51238 del
(992.80 KB 250x250 1629066798194.gif)
>>51232
>Ber2acek


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.51239 del
(42.10 KB 404x307 dopedonkey.JPG)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MSQp044GUI8 [Embed]

>40-year-old dude weighing 64kg
>VO2 max of 83
>370W Z2
>6+ W/Kg FTP
>Baldoped


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.51240 del
>>51239
he's pretty well known


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.51241 del
>>51233
>someone who picked Dylan Teuns
This person belongs in a mental institution


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.51242 del
(8.43 KB 200x252 autismbert.png)
Elegy for Autismbert's season

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jkq_SsV8u4E [Embed]


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.51243 del
(863.04 KB 680x879 wout scream.PNG)


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.51244 del
(139.19 KB 500x500 1648995387082.png)
>>51242
Didn't click but it's okay. The season was terrible. I do not deserve the bronze star


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.51245 del
(11.04 KB 304x221 Squeak 2.jpg)
I charged my watch yesterday, climbed the puy and suddenly it said 5% left. So I don't even know how many eggs I hiked today. This is a catastrope.


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.51246 del
Then I got humbled by supersulphurous EMUBERT and was 2nd AGAIN
At least my boy ARCHBOLD won the Juegos Mesoamericanos ORDECA ITT, even though that was yesterday


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.51247 del
(46.07 KB 763x475 Capture.PNG)
el dios de velogoomble


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.51248 del
>>51245
g*rmin devices are known for giving fraudulent power reading when there's mould or some such in the charge connection port FYI


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.51249 del
>>51245
watch batteries last forever this is concerning


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.51250 del
>>51248
Well I didn't check whether it was at 100%, it's possible I didn't plug it in correctly
A better alternative than mold


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.51251 del
(14.93 KB 320x320 smiech01.jpg)
I have munched on a lot of sauerkraut with an experimental splash of soy sauce (didn't do a whole lot) with a stew with beef, beets and paprika and I have such loud and ass ripping farts I can't even. Why does this keep being so funny.


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.51252 del
(46.76 KB 861x1076 garniak04.jpg)
BUT, akhem, *cling cling cling*


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.51256 del


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.51257 del
The Protagonists and Jonas


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.51258 del
(25.07 KB 474x405 notuje01.jpg)
FINAL GC. >>51255


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.51259 del
(8.28 KB 245x250 Squeaky Toast.jpg)
>>51256
>>51258
Congratulations to all the Berts on the EXTENDED podium!
Who would have thought that La Vuelta ciclista of all people would be the deciding factor
And thanks for doing all the hard work, our dear Kurwabert


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 17:44 [Preview] No.51260 del
(202.31 KB 1080x1080 EgWxGNlU0AIxm-l.jpg)
>>51258
Congratulations to PINOT
and a big thank you to our polish gamemaster for all the work


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.51261 del
>>51257
Pog still look 2kg overweight


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 18:01 [Preview] No.51262 del
>>51257
why is rog wearing an astana jersey


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 18:05 [Preview] No.51263 del
>>51250
many such cases


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 18:21 [Preview] No.51264 del
(53.53 KB 680x454 F73PNrtXYAEoi6A.jpeg)
>>51258
>>51259
>>51260
GG's to all.
Truly an honor to compete with such great velogambling minds


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 18:33 [Preview] No.51265 del


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 18:47 [Preview] No.51266 del
(6.89 KB 228x221 1691972062562968.png)
>>51264
Congratulations my Bert. However, next year the gold star is for me again, since it is an even year


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.51267 del
>>51258
12th, such an anonymous year for me without any peaks, need to improve my attentionpaying


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.51268 del
(163.69 KB 1440x1080 Ulle velogaming.jpg)
(81.98 KB 743x773 1670628329692992.jpg)
(81.87 KB 900x770 1652812402168.gif)
>>51258
>>51264
>>51265
>>51266
well, gg everybert!


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.51269 del
(1.16 MB 480x369 hulk.gif)
>>51258
>Bronze Star
This is the greatest accomplishment of my life


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.51270 del
>Pour le double vainqueur du Tour (2022 et 2023), Paul Seixas devrait ainsi faire preuve de patience : "Pour être honnête, je pense que j'attendrais si j'étais lui, a confié le Danois de la Visma-Lease a bike à RMC Sport. En tant que Français, probablement le plus grand talent en France, il va subir beaucoup de pression s'il y va, alors peut-être vaut-il mieux pour lui attendre quelques années, jusqu'à ce qu'il soit vraiment prêt. Je ne le connais pas personnellement, mais je sais qu'il a un très grand talent et dans ce cas, il vaudrait peut-être mieux pour lui attendre."
He's afraid


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.51271 del
>>51258
>warm-up races alone reward 25000 points average
do I really need to take those kermis races seriously if I ever want to beat UAE EPO?


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.51272 del
>>51270
he's looking backwards more than he is looking forwards now


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.51273 del
(76.55 KB 952x955 ting.JPG)
Attention, please, another Bert is taking the microphone.


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.51274 del
(83.50 KB 1120x1039 vin.JPG)
Well the 2025 /cyc/ End-of-Season Banquet continues with a review of a spectacular year of /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!

I started /wtw/ in January as a lark and honestly had no idea I would explore so many interesting and wonderful wines from places I would never think to drink otherwise. It really was an eye-opening experience for me. I do hope that some of you enjoyed the series. I'm going to highlight some of my favorite wines of the year, but first some figures.

>Total number of editions of /wtw/
67

># of different types
Beer: 17
Orange: 1
Rose: 2
Sparkling: 4
White: 17
Red: 25

>Varietals
Total different varietals: 48
Most common red: Pinot Noir (5)
Most common white: Chardonnay (4)
Most common beer: Pilsner (3)

>Extremes
Oldest wine: 2006 Elio Grasso Barolo
Youngest wine: 2024 Gancedo Godello
Cheapest wine: $12 Famille Perrin La Vielle Ferme Rouge
Most expensive wine: $275 Krug Grand Cuvee 172eme Edition


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.51275 del
I only care about 2.Pro (formerly 2.1) wout tour wines/beers


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 19:48 [Preview] No.51276 del
>>51274
dry november coming up next I assume


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.51277 del
(9.76 KB 225x224 1590798224339.png)
Before I present the highly anticipated WINE OF THE YEAR, we will review a few wines that I thought were special in one way or another.

>Baudry Chinon Croix Boissee 2021 (Cabernet Franc, Loire Valley $58, TdF Stage 9)
Interestingly there is maybe no wine on the list that affected me more than this one. I was a little lukewarm on my initial review, but this bottle seemed to resonate with me the more I thought about it. It was so elegant, so transparent, such a beautiful expression of terroir. I have actually become a Baudry fanatic since this bottle. I highly recommend his wines - this bottle is his top cuvee but he has interesting cab francs at all prices.

>Terrevive Bergianti Rosato Brut NV (Lambrusco, Emilia-Romagna, Giro Stage 12, $26)
I've never had a Lambrusco that was so wild, so interesting, so ever-changing in the glass. Crazy good. I had always thought of Lambrusco as sort of being a cheap bistro wine, but this was truly great.

>Mas de Boislauzon Chateauneuf du Pape Cuvee Tintot 2015 (Chateauneuf-du-Pape, $88, Paris-Nice Stage 6)
This was one of the most intense, most no-holds-barred wines I had this year. Just crazy complex, rich, deep, profound. At 10-years-old it was at least 10-15 years too young. I ended up buying a few more 2015 and 2016 to stash in the cellar.

>Cisteller Malvasia de Stiges 2022 (Malvasia, Barcelona, Volta Catalunya Stage 4, $42)
A sneakily profound white. If this were made in France, it would be $100+/bottle. Complex, evolving, balanced. Beautiful texture and minerality.


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 20:01 [Preview] No.51278 del
(96.38 KB 872x1020 vin2.jpg)
(399.68 KB 1479x1973 VueltaStage19.jpg)
And now, the WINE OF THE YEAR!!

I did score each wine on a scale out of 100, but kept these private since normally I don't put much stock in points or rankings. Everyone's taste is different. But whatever, this is an awards banquet. Out of my 67 editions, four wines achieved a score of 95 points. Each of these were profound, complex, wonderful wines. But only a single wine achieved a score of 96 points .

Dominio del Aguila Albillo Vinas Viejas 2020 (Ribera del Duero, $170, Vuelta Stage 19)

I fell in love with my first sniff. The nose is reductive, with honey, gunflint, perfumed white flower, ripe sweet lemon with a beautiful bracing of vanilla/oak. The palate is vibrant, with candied lemon peel, wonderful white stone minerality, and roiling acidity. The finish is long. The wine is complex and profound. This wine is stunning. Stunning.


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.51279 del
>>51278
was there an expensive wine you didn't like?
back when I was into tasting beers I found that the price tag influenced my objectivity slightly


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 20:11 [Preview] No.51280 del
(74.29 KB 828x529 1715458290332619.jpg)
>>51279
Flat our didn't like? Not, not really. In most cases, I was able to find an interesting, well-regarded wine for each race. In general, I dislike hot, boozy, flabby reds, so the Tour Down Under had the two worst reviewed wines of the year (both mid-priced Barossa Valley Shiraz).

For expensive wines, my least favorite was the Cuentavinas Arriscado Grenacha Blanc. It was $110, and while not bad, it was totally average. Probably most disappointing wine of the year.

The wines that exceeded their price-point included the Lambrusco above ($26), Chave Offerus ($30), Gancedo Godello ($27). The two wines that hung with the $100+ big boys that dominated the top of the rankings included the Baudry Chinon above ($58) and the Ar.Pe.Pe Grumello Rocca de Piro ($60).


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.51281 del
Since we're all making big posts
The seasons is over and the UCI points are tallied:

- Cofidis relegated
- Arkea relegated (and dead)
- Uno X Promoted (alongside xxx-premier tech and interlotto)
- Auto invites to the world tour races for tudor, q36 and cofidis
- Euskatel and Vini Fantini not eligible for wildcards in grand tours because they are out of the top 30 teams (yes they are that bad)

Theoretically Tietema's team could get a wildcard for the TDF because it's the only french license outside of totalenergies that is in play


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.51282 del
>>51276
>Fall shipping season just starting
Surely you jest. I have like 5-6 cases of wine arriving over the next month.


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 20:22 [Preview] No.51283 del
>>51281
good news


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 20:22 [Preview] No.51284 del
>>51281
When you look at the proconti scene outside the big spenders (Q36, Tudor) things are very dire.
WT teams going to asia for points and UAE farming up every minor european race is really killing them.


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.51285 del
>>51284
Was there a time that Conti shitter teams were winning races regularly?


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.51286 del
>>51285
Last year kern pharma won 3 vuelta stages
But it's not really just winning, a lot of them don't breach the top 5-10 anymore.
Have you seen any euskatel or burger burppellet rider do something this year?


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 20:59 [Preview] No.51287 del
(726.89 KB 3105x1566 2025-10-19_br.png)
Having bikes on the podium for Veneto is kinda neat. Looked a little messy but I liked it.

4h easy for me today, 33 eggs. Absolutely mint weather. Scared it'll soon be over for me.


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 21:02 [Preview] No.51288 del
Very nice ride, Bert, very nice. Ignore the doomsayers, we are entering peak cyclisme weather.


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 21:20 [Preview] No.51289 del
>>51266
Cheers. It's all just bonus from here on out. Never thought I'd make it this far


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.51291 del
(616.47 KB 4000x3788 1478104018138.png)
I have on good authority that Autismbert might be once again caught stuck in a tunnel
With winter coming up, his outcome looks increasingly grim


Bert 10/19/2025 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.51292 del
(83.66 KB 736x813 1644452675181.jpg)
The Gran Premio d'Autunno starts tomorrow, on Tuesday, 2nd edition
There better be stream
And next day we are being treated with Grand Prix Comune di Ferrera Erbognome which famously got raided in 23 by the great Kvido KOKLE (the next SKUJINS)


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 02:52 [Preview] No.51293 del
>>51292
Latvian hit squadron bros will be feasting once more


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.51294 del
>rainy commute
It was bound to happen


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No.51295 del
Putting bright white lights on cars has to be one of the biggest car safety blunders of the last decade


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.51296 del
Top shitposter PCSman


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.51297 del


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.51298 del


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.51299 del
And the best one for last
The >2out award


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.51300 del
(118.49 KB 320x320 1746787133312771.png)
>>51299
going by prize money here is a shitty metric though, as 2nd place in the tour gets you the wout order automatically


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.51301 del
(56.11 KB 1280x724 Jonas Hopium.jpg)


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.51302 del
didn't we do some /cyc/ awards before? like the kwaboty awards?


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.51303 del
or did we just gather some categories, like chute of the year, most sulfurous performance of the year and so on.


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.51304 del
>>51302
Who is Kwaboty?
Lazkano?


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.51305 del
>>51304
>team director Patxi Vila declined to comment due to 'team guidelines.' Lazkano himself has deleted his social media profiles and has kept his X account private, according to Ciclo21. "His prolonged absence is causing concern in the peloton.
I assume it's some silent dopage ban.


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.51306 del
Vingo won't be able to sleep at night


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.51307 del
>>51302
I tried last year but I didn't have many ideas besides 2out of the year (won by 2out)


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.51308 del
SVESTAD-BARDSENG to be shitting for Ineostotalmierda.
BARDSENG doesn't not mean Vogelgesang btw.


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.51309 del


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.51310 del
(7.99 KB 189x181 1628611970904.jpg)
>>51306
Imagine the eggs


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.51311 del
>>51310
9731 calories, I don't know the egg calories to convert


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.51312 del
(83.66 KB 736x813 1644452675181.jpg)
2025 season awards

KWAB of the year nominations:
>VINGEGAARD
>EVENEPOEL
>WIDAR

Dopeur of the year nominations:
>DEL TORO
>POGACAR
>team UAE Team Emirates - XRG
>LIPOWITZ

Most pathetic event of the year nominations:
>AERT losing to POWLESS at Dwarf Doors
>VINGEGAARD lachee at the Cote du Depart Fictiff at the Euro champs
>The La Vuelta Ciclista a Espana

Most peculiar /cyc/ thing of the year nominations:
>/cyc/ velodrama GC
>Autismbert getting stuck in tunnels every othe day
>The great /cyc/ schizma
>Autismbert humbled in velodrama

The 2out van AERT trophy (memorial Peter 2agan):
>van AERT
>KUBIS
>VINGEGAARD


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.51313 del
(2.82 KB 266x58 seixas.png)
it's over


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.51314 del
>>51312
I would like to nominate bittner for the >2out award


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.51316 del
(10.25 KB 268x188 images.jpeg)
>>51315
No man can eat fifty eggs


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.51317 del
Thought about how cool it would be to have a small, automatically reeled in bike lock, like those handyman tape measures, instead of this heavy chain I have and I have trouble of stashing it on my bike not scratching the paint, and which is ultimately useless if someone is even semi-prepared to steal a bike.
I just need mine to lock me bike when I enter a shop or leave it unattended for 20 minutes for any reason, just to knock the idea of nicking an unlocked bike out of any opportunist's head.
Of course someone already did this thing, of course it works and is a compact sized lightweight device I can stash in my chest pocket.
>pic rel
>thank you teutonic tormentors

>>51315
Kek, I remember that psyop very well, me mom and me nan couldn't stop yapping about. This and how margarine or butter is bad for you, switching between them in about 2 year intervals, then it is how much you have to eat kiwis (me nan was faster than today's charlatans, didn't save her from one of the most famous Breslauers, Mr. Alzheimer, rip nan) was how fat is bad.
Today it is red meat is le bad, no animal proteins and aminoacids, no testosterone precursors for you, chud.


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.51318 del
>>51312
Widar
UAE
Wout
Schism
Twobiš

easy


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.51319 del
>>51312
WIDAR
DEL TORO
AERT
SCHISM
KUBISZ


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.51320 del
>>51317
Nope, saturated fat is still bad for you, it's a clear causal chain from higher LDL levels to eventually CVD events. Some of the most robust bodies of research we have in nutritional science. Also the easiest way to lower your heart disease risk is by substituting the saturated fats for polyunsaturated fats like vegetable oils.


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.51321 del
Wout in talks with Tietema.


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.51322 del
>>51312
Aert
Løland
Aert
Schism
Aert


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 11:18 [Preview] No.51323 del
>>51312
I mean the del toro Giro blunder ranks high with me. it's not like he was even expected to win the Giro with Ayuso and Yatesi on the team, but all he had to do was to follow the god damn sheik trein. and speaking of Ayuso, he's on my list for kwabobee.


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.51324 del
>>51323
Agreed with this


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.51325 del
>>51317
Hm. Might get one of those for taking on BIG rides, in case an emergency happens, need to pop into a store for a few minutes, shitting in a church or such.


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.51326 del
(389.66 KB 1440x960 8bCLNGE.jpeg)
Tour of Hollandgod. Apparently the runners didn't think stuff like this was safe. Pussies


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.51327 del
Sometimes I think the schism is stupid and we should just go back. And then the schizos will suddenly have a few days where they go ballistic and then I'm glad this place exists


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.51329 del
>>51327
I haven't opened the thread in months.
The rest of 4chan is also terrible these days, daily bot threads with the same subjects, paid shills.
Very little actual interaction.


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.51330 del
me LDL cholestrol came to 112 mg/dL last time it was tested


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 12:22 [Preview] No.51331 del
>>51320
Yes, there are different fats and different sugars as are different cholesterols, even different hydrogens and even eating the "bad" ones in moderation can be just fine.
But the jist was "cholesterol bad, fat bad, grug no eat".


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 12:31 [Preview] No.51332 del
>Will Benoît Cosnefroy race alongside Tadej Pogacar for UAE Emirates XRG next year? According to Ciro Scognamiglio of La Gazzetta dello Sport, the Frenchman is currently in talks with the star team. His contract with his current employers Decathlon AG2R La Mondiale expires at the end of this year.

The fuck


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 12:36 [Preview] No.51333 del
>>51325
This is exactly for this, obviously not leaving any bike "secured" by this funny wire overnight nowhere, even in still pretty safe Polska where I routinely leave my MTB unattended and unlocked.
But just to not get anxious when you're inside for 15 minutes longer then you thought you would? Perfect.

Think I have already told this story how I left my phone on a bench, in my old commieblock neighborhood.
It was easily visible, 2 meters from like a pretty frequented sidewalk with I would guess a 30 people per hour volume of pedestrians passing by.
Nothing happened, no one took it for I think 3 hours or so.
It was probably 2015 back then, it is 2025 now so I don't know if this situation would repeat today.

That's why you get that funny device, better safe then sorry.


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.51334 del
(325.16 KB 512x512 art04.png)
I am LIVID today, I think I have genuinely converged and streamlined me internal at least semi-autistic experience of being with real world.
I may be finally free.


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.51335 del
(855.10 KB 2000x1500 20251020_142750010.jpg)
>>51325
Forgot to pic rel.


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.51336 del
>The UCI has issued a press release advising against the use of ketones in the peloton. According to the cycling union, there is no scientific proof that ketones actually influence athletic performance, and the UCI therefore sees "no reason to use them and advises against including ketones in riders' nutrition plans."

Pinot vindicated


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 12:46 [Preview] No.51337 del


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.51338 del
hopefully it's gonna be comfy mudracing this season
my boys SWEECK, ORTS, and HORNY set to tear it up


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 14:01 [Preview] No.51339 del
(83.66 KB 736x813 1644452675181.jpg)
2025 was a mixed year for riders /cyc/ made up and for our boys:

>DOUBLE is now a World Tour GC winning runner
>CANAL won a race (at least morally)
>KUBIS is a 2uperstar
>CHUMIL won a BIG stage
>EULALIO is the next ALMEIDA alright
>ARCHIBOLD still running strong
>HAMZA still pas normale
>KERGOZOU DE LA BOESSIERE stormed the chinese Grand Tour (HTV Cup)
>IDERBOLD with some BIG results

on the other hand

>MANCEBO retires
>SAINBAYAR disappointing season at the Burgos BH
>BIG MOREIRA is a quadracopter
>PADUNI retired
>EURO had an average year
>MONK washed
>MOHD ZARIFF disappointing year as a full time gregario
>STUSSI another blunder year
>LYU is riding MTBs or something and his last race was in February
>CHAWCHIANGKWANG about to retired
>CHALAPUD retired
>ROUGIER-LAGANE is washed
>Average year for SIRIRONNACHAI
>TZORTZAKIS barely raced at all
>MAL still banned
>Stalin PUENTESTAR still banned
>TOC mediocre

I am sure I am forgetting TON of BIG names


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 14:04 [Preview] No.51340 del
>>51332
Hopefully they dope the shit out of him and he wins a stage race


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.51341 del
(36.29 KB 1280x720 fact.jpg)
>>51332
>Will Benoît Cosnefroy fetch some bidons for Tadej Pogacar next year?


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 14:11 [Preview] No.51342 del
(54.91 KB 1280x455 Simon De Rider.png)
>>51339
>I am sure I am forgetting TON of BIG names
This is a real rider cycling with passion!


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.51343 del
>there's a 2.2 stage race in India in January
I have never seen an Indian cyclist even in the exotic races we follow


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.51344 del
(105.01 KB 726x862 Capture.PNG)
>>51343
how long till some car drives straight into the peleton


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 14:54 [Preview] No.51345 del
>>51343
no cyclist can live through this


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.51346 del
(139.98 KB 1080x1080 1740855391362851.jpg)
>>51345
there's a cyclist in this webm


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.51347 del
Rolled 1 = 1 (1d2)

>>51346
if the dice lands on 1 he perished soon after filming
on 2 he lived to pedal another day


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.51348 del


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.51349 del
>>51343
It's not like Gulf Arabs are famous for their athleticism but they still host every sports event money can buy.


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.51350 del
>>51349
Mohammad Almutaiwei and Abdulla Jasim Al-Ali are a joke to you?


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.51351 del
(497.32 KB 4000x3788 Suspicious in HD.png)
Out of the paypiggy brands, Ortovox so far has been the biggest disappointment yet


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.51352 del
(171.85 KB 2112x1006 its_genuinely_over.png)
It's over for me. Find myself looking up winter shoes and various items of water-resistant clothing.


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.51353 del
>>51352
'tis the season


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.51354 del
I refuse to ride in the rain. Cold is fine, I'm good down to about -5 C, but rain, never.


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.51355 del
gonna skore some eggs on the raper


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 16:26 [Preview] No.51356 del
>>51354
still more hardcore than certain berts who don't even ride in single digit temperatures if they can help it!


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 16:33 [Preview] No.51357 del
>>51356
Bertacek doesn't go outside when it's below 18. Or when it's above 18,5


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 16:37 [Preview] No.51358 del
there's something very cozee when you're perfectly bundled up riding in a cold drizzle


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 16:41 [Preview] No.51359 del
>>51357
Slander, I rode on multiple occasions in near zero temperatures


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.51360 del
LAFAY to retire....


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 16:56 [Preview] No.51361 del
>>51360
wtf. There's nothing on l'equipe yet, only pcs man halluzinating stuff again


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.51362 del
(65.95 KB 538x803 D100.jpg)
In other news, blanka kata kwab married.


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 17:02 [Preview] No.51363 del
>>51362
>just be tall bro


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 17:02 [Preview] No.51364 del
>>51359
unwillingly I wager


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 17:28 [Preview] No.51365 del
>>51363
it's literally THAT easy


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 17:47 [Preview] No.51366 del
(33.23 KB 657x527 smug01.jpg)
>>51365
I know, I am more than satisfied with my 185cm which turned out to be over 188cm when I measured meself like two years ago or so.
I know it is nothing compared to the skinwalkers from the south but at least I can buy normal bike frames and regular clothes, w*men are also satisfied with the amount of looking up they have to do.


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 18:23 [Preview] No.51367 del
>>51362
>mechanic at jumbo pissma
the dopaje connection


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 18:29 [Preview] No.51368 del
>At thirty, the speedy Italian can finally call himself a WorldTour rider, but Fiorelli had to wait a long time for this step. "I spoke with several teams during the last Giro, but that was it. Everyone seemed to be waiting for something... After the Giro, I decided to send my TrainingsPeaks (a popular cycling app, ed.) to Alpecin-Deceuninck. The team seemed interested, and suddenly I got a call from my manager."
>"He said: they'll hire you. I thought he was talking about Alpecin, but it turned out to be Visma | Lease a Bike. The team contacted me the week after the Giro, and in early August I was able to sign the contract."

visma bros, second choice for a 30 year old italian...


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 18:43 [Preview] No.51369 del


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.51370 del
when is are Finnbërtt gonna send his trainingpeaks file to Lidl


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 18:53 [Preview] No.51371 del
(502.79 KB 976x850 1652059563774.png)
(26.50 KB 826x427 brown.png)
I remember a brief time in history where riders tripped over themselves to get into jumbo and now they can barely hire conti riders


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 19:00 [Preview] No.51372 del
>>51371
I wonder what Kielich was thinking when doing this transfer
with brennan, laporte, jorgenson and >wout he won't get to do shit all year


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 19:04 [Preview] No.51373 del
>>51372
good question but alpecin got rid of a bunch of riders so maybe it was not entirely voluntary


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 19:05 [Preview] No.51374 del
>>51373
from what I read Alpecin was kinda blindsided by the mass exodus, which is why planckaert canceled his transfer to quick step and got a better contract


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 19:15 [Preview] No.51375 del
>>51373
>>51374
tbf they are still looking for a new replacement for deceuninck as sponsor


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.51376 del
>>51374
there's a big list of Dutch, Belgian and French riders looking for a job, shouldn't be too hard to fill the ranks with jobbers.


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 19:20 [Preview] No.51377 del
>>51375
Supposedly deceuninck stays but in a lesser capacity and they are looking for a second big sponsor.
With grug and jappe it shouldn't be that bad, maybe bertacek can convince his zwift overlords to invest


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.51378 del
>>51376
sorry but they need 1.90m cobble kings and not some skinny malnourished frenchmen


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 19:28 [Preview] No.51379 del
>>51377
didn't mapei wanted to come back? how come Asian companies aren't interested in ciclismo? For the salary they would waste for a single washed football player you can bankroll a whole cycling team.


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 19:39 [Preview] No.51380 del
>>51379
cycling is too small in their countries to be interesting for brands that are not actually in the cycling industry like xds


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 19:47 [Preview] No.51381 del
>>51380
makes me wonder why jayco still sponsors a cycling team
I mean what can the return be on that investment
do freds buy RV's?


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 20:30 [Preview] No.51382 del
>>51381
well pcsman needed a new van after the sabotage at the tour. haven't seen van der zwan parking his new rape van at any tour in autumn.


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 20:40 [Preview] No.51383 del
>>51381
yes, yes they do


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 22:53 [Preview] No.51384 del
(190.16 KB 876x802 1673230439226313.png)
Off-season in full swing


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 23:26 [Preview] No.51385 del
(110.70 KB 220x212 peepo-comfy[1].gif)
My feet are not even hurting after sunday's hike, seems like I am FINALLY getting back into walking form. Too bad it's winter already and I will once again be forced to get lost and perish in the Bohemian Alps.
All for naught


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 23:29 [Preview] No.51386 del
(57.91 KB 976x850 1590799280128.jpg)
>>51385
I feel the same but about raping. I did two hard races last week and then 6 hrs of riding over weekend (3 hrs rape, 3 hrs outdoors) and feel fresh today.

Surely my first child being born next week will not interrupt my gains. Surely.


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 23:32 [Preview] No.51387 del
(336.17 KB 3168x3080 better.png)
>>51386
It will not. We all know from finnbert's example that vaxxmaster fans are loud enough that you won't hear the baby crying.


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 23:52 [Preview] No.51388 del
>listening to some 20 years old song on youtube
>comments are full of RIP comments
>switch to something else
>comments are full of RIP comments


Bert 10/20/2025 (Mon) 23:53 [Preview] No.51389 del
(616.44 KB 4000x3788 1691312523076481.png)
Henri-François RENARD-HAQUIN to PICNIC-POSTNL


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No.51391 del
(35.56 KB 536x538 1706644016299867.jpg)


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.51392 del
Ouest france is confirming this. Dude probably will be on a 100% italian program


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 04:42 [Preview] No.51393 del
>>51392
I think pogi is gonna skip the ardennes next year


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 05:18 [Preview] No.51394 del
>>51393
Why? He can still peak for MSR and Roubaix and win liege at 95%


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 05:42 [Preview] No.51395 del
>>51394
I think he's gonna do the giro again since the WC prevents him from doing the vuelta


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.51396 del
>>51395
Dude hates GT, doubt he's ever doing the giro again since he won it already


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.51397 del
>>51396
For money man will do many things


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.51398 del
>>51397
Giro doesn't pay that well


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.51399 del
The great Michal SCHLEGEL, once a BIG czech talent, will retire unceremoniously at the ripe age of 30


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.51400 del
>>51399
Never heard of


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.51401 del
(472.99 KB 1080x1350 G3w-PwIWcAASbTa.jpeg)
Costiou to FDJ
meanwhile at Cofidis:
>It’s quite obvious that we will return to the World Tour in 2028


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.51402 del
(35.52 KB 519x663 kwab.png)
>>51401
>these riders have a contract until the end of 2027
what the fuck do they mean by this


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.51403 del
>>51400
He rode with some BIG names as a youngster


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.51404 del
>>51403
Kek the quick step feeder team + the token czechs


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.51405 del
>>51404
The greats Rene ANDRLE and Pavel PADRNOS as directors sportiffs
Too bad it folded since now we have to endure both of them as co-commentators.


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.51406 del
(47.77 KB 1024x937 1739379910143341.jpg)
>>51401
FDJ United?? United with what?
Are the French losing their shit, allowing anglo names on their stuff??


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.51407 del
Marco SCHRETTL (dopage Autriche) to ASTANA


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.51409 del
>>51408
Hincapie's been sniffing Lance's farts too much


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.51410 del
>Still, Vingegaard realizes there are definitely one-day races that would suit him. "Cycling isn't just about stage races. There are also major one-day races, even for climbers like me: Liège-Bastogne-Liège, the world championships this year or next (in Canada), and the Tour of Lombardy," he observes. Whether he'll also compete in these major races in 2026 remains to be seen.

Here he goes again, I like that he just names some climbing races like he just found out they exist


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.51411 del
>>51408
hell yeah


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.51412 del
Rolled 1 = 1 (1d2)

>>51410
lets ask the dice
1 means vingo will show up out of shape and DNF
2 means vingo won't show up at all


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.51413 del
>>51412
Even the dice knows


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.51414 del
>>51408
It's over for you hoes


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.51415 del
Theophile VASSAL is the next SEIXAS


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.51416 del
>>51415
Sounds more like a hjælper to me. Haha


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 13:16 [Preview] No.51417 del


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.51418 del
Laurenz REX to Quick Step


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.51419 del
>>51416
Pretty sure I've seen this joke already


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 13:40 [Preview] No.51420 del
>>51416
Nobody laugh


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.51421 del
(158.97 KB 1440x944 guatemala.jpg)
(149.42 KB 1600x900 furry ciclismo.jpg)
I'm starting to get ciclismo withdrawal symptoms. it doesn't help that guatemala vuelta doesn't have a webpage, but you have to gather information from social media pages.


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.51422 del
>>51396
he doesn't hate GTs, he was just near death in this years the Le Tour


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.51423 del
>>51408
this has to be written by an LLM


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.51424 del
(89.51 KB 994x1234 rose.png)
Tietema with a new name and bike sponsor for next season. the team will be called Unibet Rose Rockets. they need more squeakers if they want that tour invite.


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.51425 del
>>51424
Some BIG names and some BIG frauds


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.51426 del
>>51424
they are guaranteed to get the tour invite because I don't see them invite any of the spanish or italian teams


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.51427 del
(15.99 KB 304x221 1690181039567477.jpg)
>>51426
I was going to refute this because it sounds ridiculous but the whole ProTour is basically dead and there is nothing else indeed


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.51428 del
Or of course Hincapie's AMERICAN team that will STORM the ranks


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.51429 del
(15.32 KB 294x306 Squeaky Coffee.jpg)
I am going to switch bidon brand, this is NOT normal


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.51430 del
>>51429
You ingested so much mold already, a bit more or less doesn't make a difference


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.51431 del
>>51429
at this point I imagine you just have stuff rotting in your fridge tbh


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.51432 del
(11.04 KB 304x221 Squeak 2.jpg)
>>51431
for real though, walk me thru your cleaning procedure
this is what i do
>i come home
>i open the bidon and clean it up with mild water
>i clean both the bottle and cap
>every other ride i remove the mouth piece and wash it thoroughly
>let it dry on a cupboard (not humid)


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.51433 del
>>51432
I just rinse it thoroughly with hot water and clean every part, when I see it's getting some residue maybe I use some vinegar or baking soda.

What do you mean let it dry in a cupboard, let it dry in the air. Are you just leaving water residue in it when it's upright inside a cupboard?


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.51434 del
>>51433
a doorless cupboard and i let it upside down
but its been only and only the mouthpiece acting up lately, the bidon itself is fine


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 15:43 [Preview] No.51435 del
>>51434
you're telling me you clean the mouthpiece almost every time, put it on that rack and it spontaneously grows mold in it
either you're not cleaning and drying it properly or your house/apartment is a biological weapon


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.51436 del
>>51435
yes
or maybe the decathlon dopage powder i use has mold built-in


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.51437 del
How aboot some dishsoap?
I just rinse mine with warm water and a splash of dish soap, shaky shaky, squirt it out through the mouthpiece so it gets some too, rinse clean from the soap so another squirt through the mouthpiece too, let rest and dry on the side - nothing ever happens, unless I forget to empty them.


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 15:52 [Preview] No.51438 del
>>51437
yes but does your house look like this?


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.51439 del
(632.96 KB 635x859 Untitled.png)
>>51432
just rinsing and drying with a towel is not enough you gotta use pic rel. or similar


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 16:15 [Preview] No.51440 del
>>51439
this. first thing after a ride is drowning the bidon with dish soap and let that do the job while I take a shower.


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 16:19 [Preview] No.51441 del
Kiremko Nacht van Woerden fecer


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 16:29 [Preview] No.51442 del
(1.07 MB 1521x1789 1757761739852766.png)
ffs, just got promoted


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 16:32 [Preview] No.51443 del
>>51442
rip, more responsibility and time for a slight increase in wage


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 16:34 [Preview] No.51444 del
ordered new bidens while doing some lazy spin


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 16:37 [Preview] No.51445 del
(10.31 KB 304x221 1724800716260090.jpg)


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 16:37 [Preview] No.51446 del
(616.44 KB 4000x3788 1691312523076481.png)
Maybe the mold comes from you. If it's only the mouthpiece


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 16:39 [Preview] No.51447 del
(1.11 MB 4000x3788 1478104018138m.png)
>>51446
maybe the come pre-molded due to popular demand


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.51448 del
(502.79 KB 976x850 1652059563774.png)
>>51446
brtek is the mold


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.51449 del
>>51446
do czechs brush their teeth
do slovaks?


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.51450 del
Maybe sleepwalkers really are moldy
I am a cadaver after all


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.51451 del
>>51429
Just use black bidons. Out of sight, out of mind!


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.51452 del


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.51453 del
(97.03 KB 2048x1805 licensed-image[1])
Is the mouthpiece really called a straw?


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 17:11 [Preview] No.51454 del
I did get a fancy bottle sterilizer from the baby shower. Maybe I should use it for my bidons...the child can wait...


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 17:20 [Preview] No.51455 del
>>51453
It's called an emergency induction port


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 17:27 [Preview] No.51456 del
>slurping syrup
found yer issue champ


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 18:02 [Preview] No.51457 del
>MOLENGRAAF Lauren - Charles Liégeois Roastery CX
oh, that's the female intermarche team


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 18:21 [Preview] No.51458 del
CX stream, watch fem getting kwabbed again
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bN1XDa6B30Q [Embed]


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 18:22 [Preview] No.51459 del
>FDJ-Suez knock SD Worx-Protime off top spot of UCI WorldTeam rankings for first time in five years
no bert bothered to have a look at the femmes rankings.


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 18:27 [Preview] No.51460 del
If the best Fem can do is to ride with Aniek then it's truly over for her


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 18:27 [Preview] No.51461 del
this is a CX race? the koers looks exactly the same as a tour of holland stage or the gr*vel WC


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 18:28 [Preview] No.51462 del
(13.26 KB 925x168 Capture.PNG)
>>51459
you know your points distribution is shit when a team with double the wins is behind you


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 18:29 [Preview] No.51463 del
>>51458
wtf is this commentary
someone with pneumonia and some toddler they grabbed off the street?


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 18:29 [Preview] No.51464 del
(1.77 MB 1280x720 fem.png)
we're so back femsisters


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.51465 del
will any of the good riders do cx this season?


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.51466 del
>>51465
Sweeck is already riding


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 18:32 [Preview] No.51467 del
(1.73 MB 1280x720 top10cxfem.png)
4 puck


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No.51468 del
>>51467
I know fem and lauren and thats it


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.51469 del
>>51466
baste


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 19:49 [Preview] No.51470 del
how did the bingo end up this year


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 19:50 [Preview] No.51471 del
>>51470
if there was one I must've missed it
2024 was a great miss heh


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 20:00 [Preview] No.51472 del
(269.30 KB 655x599 1682879452136032.png)
I didn't do a 2025 bingo because 2024 was a great miss


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No.51473 del
(256.44 KB 1732x2000 Bingo 2025 Draft.jpg)
Actually I did a draft, then ran out of good ideas
>implying i had them in the first place


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.51474 del
>>51473
plenty of hits in this one and also some surprising misses


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 20:30 [Preview] No.51475 del
let's start brainstorming for 2026
>Pogi-Grug sweep the monuments
>Jonas Vinegar comes 2nd in the Tour
>Pogi loses WC


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 20:35 [Preview] No.51476 del
>>51475
>remco improves at bora
>roglic rides for himself exclusively and gets kwabbed as a result
>del dopo wins a grand tour
>seixas wins something big
>seixas becomes a huge disappointment
>a high profile runner chutes and has his career ruined


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 20:41 [Preview] No.51477 del
>>51454
I actually have some chlorine tablets that are meant for baby bottles that I use occasionally.


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 20:58 [Preview] No.51478 del
>The ultimate goal of Kulset and Uno-X: to deliver a Norwegian Tour winner. “With ambition and hard work, a lot is possible. And in 2030, I don't think Pogacar will win the Tour anymore,” concludes Hushovd, implying that Uno-X wants to aim for the very top in that Tour.


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.51479 del
>>51475
>one of the oldies that jumbo hired actually gets unlocked
>trine questioning wout in an interview again
>perfect movistar tactics rob uijtdebroeks of a GC victory
>bee stings a tour favorite
>l'equipe hyping up the next French talent after some disappointing Seixas results
>??-premier tech/cycling academy
>weather protocol getting triggered twice at the Giro
also maybe change roglic with primoz to change things up in the bingo card


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 21:10 [Preview] No.51480 del
(59.12 KB 522x583 1676999145592157.jpg)
>>51478
KULSET?


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 21:30 [Preview] No.51481 del
for comparison


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 22:31 [Preview] No.51482 del
(44.99 KB 217x197 1688745578492709.png)
>>51481
How was NYCH a surprise winner


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.51483 del
was at the CX race tonight, seeing ORTS get his win, and cheering my friends on who competed as well

BREDEWOLD also present at the bar, enjoying her offseason with some beers

i love mudracing lads


Bert 10/21/2025 (Tue) 23:13 [Preview] No.51484 del
>>51483
>didn't even bring her home
kinda lame but ok
is your friend the great Ivo VAN DER PAS (NORMAL)?


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 04:04 [Preview] No.51485 del
>>51480
It's the father, and owner of the team


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 04:25 [Preview] No.51486 del
Orts won last night, time to celebrate


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 07:11 [Preview] No.51488 del
>>51487
Very appropriate signing for the bullies, but these cuts to show their silicones or however it is called in other countries, holy kek.


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.51489 del


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 07:15 [Preview] No.51490 del
>>51483
did fem drink a chocomel after the race?


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 07:22 [Preview] No.51491 del
made it to kwabifornia


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 07:22 [Preview] No.51492 del
(634.26 KB 1779x1650 Carte_TdF_2026.png)
>>51489
map in question
>>51491
Enjoy your wine tasting tour through napa valley


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 07:25 [Preview] No.51493 del
>>51492
thanks pal napa makes auto parts Though


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 07:29 [Preview] No.51494 del
>>51492
very lame, they're going to put even less climbing before the last weekend


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.51495 del
>>51492
>bordeaux again
yikes
Aurillac is hype


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.51496 del
>>51488
Yeah the soudal mines working over time for some extra ads


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.51497 del
>Isaac DEL TORO +NAT +NAT
I forgot he still had those to do.
It really makes me feel that UAE fumbled the 100 wins. McNulty getting only one stage win in Luxembourg and Croatia was kinda weak.


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.51498 del
>>51497
It's Narvaez that fumbled in chyna


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.51499 del
>>51497
they need a goal for next season besides the spring monument triple/quod by pogi


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.51500 del
>>51497
I thought the Mexican NC was not UCI approved because of dopage or something


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.51501 del
>Hématocrite 40.2%
C'est fini


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.51502 del
>>51501
The fuck are you ill


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.51503 del
>>51502
Don't know, hope not


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.51504 del
>>51484
sadly not, one of the other teamless Dutch elite riders who got taken out early due to getting lapped
we also had a lot of people in the amateur race
>>51490
no just fucked off immediately to the massive Visma teambus, which looked comicale next to the kermis


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.51505 del
https://archive.ph/ab1x7

Complete chaos at Intermarché-Lotto. Nobody knows who the runners will be or which clothing they will wear. Some get invited for some team building day and some don't, some who are invited don't show up. Looks like nobody is prepared for anything


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.51506 del
Anus Peter of voralberg dopage to Tietema Roses


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.51507 del
And apparently every Wanty runner is free to sign somewhere else. There is NO way Girmay will stay there. And the worst thing of all, they will meet up in Chernoby- I mean Charleroi... The most depressing and ugly place on earth


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.51508 del


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.51509 del
(205.98 KB 960x1200 G32X-yKWgAAD6Ur.jpg)
And BIG Movistar news. They resigned some 40-year old shitters


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.51510 del
(616.44 KB 4000x3788 1691312523076481.png)
I mean re-signed. As in signed again. Should have said extended. We should just speak Dutch here


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.51511 del
(45.66 KB 736x813 1644452675181 v2.jpg)
(((We))) need 48 entries for the bingo
Here are the entries so far:

>Monuments only won by Grug+Pog
>Jonas 2ingegaard at the Le Tour
>WC NOT won by Pogacar
>Remco improves in Bora
>Del Toro wins a GT
>Runner stuck by a bee
>Seixas wins a WT race
>Career ending injury for a BIG runner
>Autismbert pays attention for once
>Jumbo unlucks a new dopeur
>Another BIG Trine interview drops
>Movistar's tactics going to cost Uijtdebroeks a GC victory
>Autismbert gets stuck in a tunnel again
>At least 2 (two) Giro stages get Jonased

some more and recycled:
>Roglic wins La Vuelta ciclista
>Roglic finishes WT sweep
>Pidcvck Top 5s the Le Tour
>Team UAE Team Emirates - XRG wins over 100 races
>No Monument Win for Wout van Aert
>No /cyc/ gf for a Bert
>New "new seixas" is found
>Remco seethes and abandons a race


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.51512 del
>>51511
That Wout van Aert one is free. Should be "no victory at all" or something. Or "at least 5 moral victories"


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.51513 del
(65.02 KB 660x574 1704755884838472.png)
Also how do you get stuck by a bee. Like he corners you and you can't get out? How big is this bee


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.51514 del
>>51511
Autismbert reunites with his long lost christian gf


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.51515 del
>>51511
Bit of a hindsight now but
"bert breaks a frame"
could become a staple.


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.51516 del
>>51515
alternatively
>bert buys a gr*v*l "bike

>>51512
it needs to be relatively easy


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.51517 del
>>51511
GT stage canceled by protests
De Lie wins a spring classic
Tietema rockets win a TDF stage
Surprise monument winner
Lazkano kicks alcholism/Bora completely invisible in one day races


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.51518 del
>>51517
Jay Vine has an entire season without big crashes
Surprise GT winner
Lipowitz and Remco fight
Geraint Thomas crashes the ineos car


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.51519 del
(607.61 KB 534x721 Capture.PNG)
they should really gag this dude and lock him in the UCI basement
what was he he thinking


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.51520 del
>>51491
welcome, visiting wineries? seeing the sites?


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.51521 del
>>51478
Producing a Tour winner is the ultimate goal for pretty much all teams and national federations. Uno-X doing it already in 2030 though? Not happening.


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 15:55 [Preview] No.51522 del
>>51521
Johannessen TOBIAS will be unrecognizable by then


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 16:08 [Preview] No.51523 del
>>51511
how about
>Barcelona grand depart altered/moved
>no bora GT podium
>pogacar wins MSR
>bert makes a purchase and regrets it


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 16:37 [Preview] No.51524 del
>WC Track but massive time zone difference


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 16:52 [Preview] No.51525 del
>>51509
1 year for nairoman, meh. As long as you can use him to lead out the next remco and they only pay him a minimum salary why not.


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 16:53 [Preview] No.51526 del
>>51511
Yes well, the French curse getting broken as unlikely filler


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 17:08 [Preview] No.51527 del
>>51526
bah god is that the Gaudu theme music?


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 18:10 [Preview] No.51528 del
Swatt club on the Okinawa start list.


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 18:35 [Preview] No.51529 del
>>51528
and Astemo Utsunomiya Blitzen
what a cool team name


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 18:36 [Preview] No.51530 del
haven't seen another cyclist all week


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 18:36 [Preview] No.51531 del
>>51520
yes and visiting some folks
may r*nt a bice if there's time this week although the weather is seeming to be somewhat more suspicious than anticipated


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 18:39 [Preview] No.51532 del
>>51530
We've lost most of commuters too


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 18:47 [Preview] No.51533 del
(295.25 KB 1210x1000 1653561776063.png)
>>51530
I only rode outside twice this very october


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 18:50 [Preview] No.51534 del
(240.88 KB 600x436 1667156398950598.png)
>>51533
haven't "ridden" inside yet


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 18:54 [Preview] No.51535 del


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 18:54 [Preview] No.51536 del
>>51532
except for the e-bike tanks


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 18:58 [Preview] No.51537 del
>>51535
next couple days look really grim especially next monday
>storm
>lots of rain
>sub 10°C temperature
I don't think I will make it through that


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 19:00 [Preview] No.51538 del
(200.21 KB 500x597 cyc.png)
>>51533
I only rode twice this whole year (I'm not even joking).


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 19:01 [Preview] No.51539 del
(368.64 KB 742x927 sweaty grug.png)


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 19:01 [Preview] No.51540 del
(3.98 KB 400x400 1654523728660.png)


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 19:07 [Preview] No.51541 del
(1.42 MB 3000x2000 uwot.jpg)


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 19:09 [Preview] No.51542 del
>>51537
Luckily it's not cold yet, so even rain doesn't bother me much


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 20:25 [Preview] No.51543 del
>>51522
he will be ready for Sumo


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 20:34 [Preview] No.51544 del
>>51478
>>51521
clearly they are banking on pog retiring after 2028 season


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 21:04 [Preview] No.51545 del
>>51544
Pogacar retires in 2028 so I will probably win Tour de France in 2029


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 21:09 [Preview] No.51546 del
(527.76 KB 3168x3080 1652059056547.png)
>>51545
reckon bert having a tour win by the end of 2030 is just as likely as uno x


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 21:11 [Preview] No.51547 del
>>51531
might get some cheeky rain this weekend, but should be clear outside of that; there's great riding all throughout Sonoma, definitely pick up a bike if you can


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 21:34 [Preview] No.51548 del
>>51534
Haven’t “ridden” inside for years


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 21:53 [Preview] No.51549 del
(3.37 MB 4032x3024 20251022_112730.jpg)
(4.83 MB 4032x3024 20251022_114602~2.jpg)
(3.70 MB 4032x3024 20251022_112001.jpg)
(4.56 MB 4032x3024 20251022_113753.jpg)
nice autumn ride, did a bit on some dirt trails through a redwood forest


Bert 10/22/2025 (Wed) 22:50 [Preview] No.51550 del
(155.02 KB 1431x964 today.JPG)
>>51549
Just a few laps in the park today. Getting dark early.


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.51551 del
>>51550
>>51549
Very nice rides bert. For me offseason is near, I'm doing a short rape later today and a gravel ride on Saturday but then I'll probably take a couple weeks totally off the bike, recover mentally and do various other things I've been neglecting.


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.51552 del
>>51549
That's a new bike on cyc. Nice looking roads, where is it?


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 04:42 [Preview] No.51553 del
Wout Van Der Poels to the unibet roses


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 05:01 [Preview] No.51554 del
Fun times ahead


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 05:39 [Preview] No.51555 del
>>51554
>Think I'm the only one stupid enough to ride in this
>Pass some granny on the way to work
The weak should fear the strong


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.51556 del
>>51555
its just some warm wind no excuses today


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.51557 del
>>51556
Only death for me


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.51558 del
>>51557
Yeah the afternoon won’t be pretty but I’ll be in office anyway. I’m Belgian to forgot to adjust flag because I always get french as default. NTB (not that bert) from the original 17 degrees post.
Went running this morning at five with a coat and hugely regretted it felt warm.


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.51559 del
>>51558
It was a deceptive 16 degrees this morning indeed
One would almost underdress if I didn't spot the dropping temps


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.51560 del
>>51554
Wasn't too bad but got quite wet. No hot water in the showers at work though, that was rough


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.51561 del
(616.47 KB 4000x3788 1478104018138.png)
New bidons have arrived
There's NO mold in them, yet


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.51562 del
(616.44 KB 4000x3788 1691312523076481.png)
Petrodope MACIAS to BURGOS


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.51563 del
riding with tailwind outside in the storm, yay or nay?


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.51564 del
>>51563
Eventually you will have to go back


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.51565 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TyXIXDZJBF0 [Embed]


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.51566 del


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.51567 del
>Grande Depart Barcelona still on the menu
ok


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.51568 del
>Let's put boring stages for 2 weeks to increase suspens
Lame


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.51569 del
>>51568
they did that in 2024 and it SUCKED


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.51570 del
>2x alpe d'huez
Out of money?


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.51571 del
Total sprinter death since cavendish retired


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.51572 del
(502.79 KB 976x850 1652059563774.png)
what happened to >sprint stages better stop being boring or we will remove them


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.51573 del
kinda lame, innit?


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.51574 del
>>51572
I think they did, they just have 10 stages for breakaway


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.51575 del
(1.19 MB 200x200 1414179526420.gif)
>Little bit annoyed by all the crashes they've included in the highlights. Yes, it's part of cycling, but do you need to highlight them this much?


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.51576 del
I think pogi has this one berts


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.51577 del
PINOT


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.51578 del
>5km at 11%
Remking sisters?


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.51579 del
(534.66 KB 1000x946 1655218959903.png)


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.51580 del
>128 km Alpe d'Huez stage


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.51581 del
Lmao


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.51582 del
>>51581
Total non climber death


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.51583 del
>>51581
>Etape du tour
Total dutch freds death


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.51584 del
The parcours isn't too bad. Would be great if pogi and jonas weren't there


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.51585 del
>>51583
Bertacek bros I don't feel so good


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.51586 del
>>51585
He has a whole year to train it


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.51587 del
(616.47 KB 4000x3788 1478104018138.png)
>>51585
I would do it, but none of me mates would go there with me
I am not going to the french hellhole on my own


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.51588 del
>>51584
I don't think any sprinter will show up


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.51589 del
>>51588
That's good though


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.51590 del
>>51587
I'll go with you bert


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.51591 del
(197.28 KB 1280x1255 paypig.jpg)
>€175.00


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.51592 del
so excited for Visma to push way too hard for the first two weeks on these stages and carry pogi to even more stage wins


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.51593 del
>>51591
Cheap compared to an ironman


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.51594 del
>>51587
I'll bring the protein bars


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.51595 del
>>51581
How far is Bertacek going to make it up to the Galibier before he bonks


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 11:53 [Preview] No.51596 del
>>51593
It is. Czech L'Etape costs about €100 and it's 100 km a 1k elevation in the bohemian meadows, not alps


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.51597 del
>>51587
We can all go together and get eaten by Germanbert


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.51598 del
So with a Spanish Grand Départ how big are the chances Kern Pharmacie Dopage or Caja Rural or something gets invited instead of Tietema


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.51599 del
(234.57 KB 1080x1440 G378DYSXwAA7kkr.jpeg)
topest kek


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.51600 del
>>51599
Plugge jerks off to this


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.51601 del
>>51599
loops too big
can't monetize properly


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.51602 del
(26.83 KB 400x400 dOwCio4F_400x400.jpg)
>>51600
Fence everything off, put stands and charge 20-100 eurodollars for seats, 500 for a VIP package


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.51603 del
>>51599
PLUGGE WON
FLANDERS CLASSICS WON
ONE CYCLING WON


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.51604 del
Bertollo will tell you it's fake


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.51605 del
>>51604
Vuelta tier which means slurp


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.51606 del
>>51604
Everything outside Italy is just false flat


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.51607 del
(256.77 KB 1800x2250 e1984.jpg)
It is what it is


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 12:59 [Preview] No.51608 del
>>51607
Tour de sud france


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 13:15 [Preview] No.51609 del
>>51607
it’s very lame to be honest


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.51610 del
>>51607
Such is the life of ecofriendly (greenwashing) tour de france


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.51611 del
(121.10 KB 1124x947 1638183521397.jpg)
>Grenoble is 12 hours ride by car


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 13:41 [Preview] No.51612 del
So grug is doing XC this summer?


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.51613 del
>>51552
no it's me, the white ultimate twink in California


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.51614 del
>>51549
nice pictures
I've seen your bike posted before though


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.51615 del
>>51607
total
norf
death


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.51616 del
>>51613
why didn't you put sqlab ?


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.51617 del
>>51616
my sella has suited me fine, but I did think about slqab on me sunday ride when I pinched myself leaning forward


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.51618 del
ben healy is gonna win 4 of those breakaway stages


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.51619 del
>>51618
Shouldn't he be trying gc at some point?


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.51620 del
>>51619
he got top 10 this year, no need to fight for 6th or something
would be a waste of time


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.51621 del
(431.99 KB 534x634 learning.png)


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.51622 del
>>51570
> >2x alpe d'huez
So incredibly lame


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.51623 del
>>51622
the second time is just the tip


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.51624 del
>>51621
lol what a loss of face again


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.51625 del
>>51612
honestly neither sprinters nor classic riders have anything to look forward to in this tour
the giro and vuelta should capitalize on it (they won't)


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.51626 del
>>51612
probably
but that's not a good idea


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.51627 del
I don't think memco is gonna go to this tdf


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.51628 del
>>51621
No surprises here


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.51629 del
>>51607
what's the issue? seems fine


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 16:03 [Preview] No.51630 del
>hugo page to cofidis


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 16:20 [Preview] No.51631 del


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 16:29 [Preview] No.51632 del
(3.94 MB 956x964 Fun Begins Now.webm)


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 16:49 [Preview] No.51633 del
>>51630
PCS slacking right now. I reloaded the page and it's not there


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 16:53 [Preview] No.51634 del
Should I watch the tour at the Markstein or at the Solaison? I slacked after the sulfurous Jonas ITT and missed the Pinot crowds the last time they came to Elsass.


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No.51635 del
Damn that was windy, almost did a G


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 17:42 [Preview] No.51636 del
(76.36 KB 474x624 proxy-image(3).jpg)
>asterix at the volta
their sulfurous dopage potion will go unnoticed as the locals do the same


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 18:13 [Preview] No.51637 del
(128.16 KB 1267x712 wowsers.png)
what the hell I thought american gravelturds were weak
at least he's from south africa


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.51638 del
>>51637
Still finished 17 minutes behind PELLAUD on unbound


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 18:22 [Preview] No.51639 del
>>51637
Ah yes Matthew BEERS, of Rebecca's privates fame


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 18:24 [Preview] No.51640 del
>>51638
reckon long distance races are close to impossible for wattlords innit, the people doing well in that 8.5h race are all small dudes from what I can see


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 18:27 [Preview] No.51641 del
(59.38 KB 1524x622 Untitled.png)
>>51639
kek wtf is this


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 19:14 [Preview] No.51642 del
(1.57 KB 68x50 Capture.PNG)
good vine sesh, gotta keep them eggs coming


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 20:45 [Preview] No.51643 del
(429.31 KB 1102x519 Untitled.png)
oh no no no polish lasses have been pursuited™


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 21:31 [Preview] No.51644 del
>Nick Kergozou De La Boessiere
What a name


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 21:39 [Preview] No.51645 del
(42.73 KB 931x810 Untitled.png)
>>51644
kek yeah I looked him up and found something peculiar
there's a 25 stage (NAT) race in Vietnam


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 21:42 [Preview] No.51646 del
(5.70 KB 250x200 ohno02.jpg)
>>51643
Didn't the belgians getting kwaked behind meme work?


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 21:43 [Preview] No.51647 del
>>51645
Lol, 42 year old Johnny Hoogerland, who has been retired since 2016, finished 5th this year.


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 21:46 [Preview] No.51648 del
>>51644
One of my boys, surely you heard me talk about him a 100 times


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 21:46 [Preview] No.51649 del
(34.29 KB 736x676 1644452675181 v10.jpg)
>>51645
okay but surely now you are trolling


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 21:53 [Preview] No.51650 del
for me its FOKIN Mikhail (RU) racing for team Công Ty CP Tập Đoàn Lộc Trời, overall winner of the 2025 HTV Cup


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 21:55 [Preview] No.51651 del
>>51646
unfortunately team pursuit is the one event where seeing a group of belgian jerseys behind you is a very bad thing


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 22:03 [Preview] No.51652 del
>>51647
very peculiar indeed because other than that he does european gravel race


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.51653 del
(798.72 KB 757x694 exposed.png)
exposed cheek very lewd 💢💢


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 23:25 [Preview] No.51654 del
(83.66 KB 736x813 1644452675181.jpg)
DEL TORO won the nationals (ITT) ahead of Petrolike superdopeur CADENA


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.51655 del
CADENA is the reigning Mexican Road Race champion, two years in a row, and yet he didn't wear mexican NC jersey? Peculiar


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 23:39 [Preview] No.51656 del
>>51655
The UCI didn't recognize the Mexican NC because of dopage, SURELY you knew this


Bert 10/23/2025 (Thu) 23:45 [Preview] No.51657 del
>>51656
does Del Toro doing them this year mean they're back in good graces?


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 00:42 [Preview] No.51658 del
>>51657
Well I am sure the Mexican doping controls will be absolutely spotless nowadays...


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.51660 del
The belgians are complaining again. They could have put 200km of TT and it wouldn't matter


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.51662 del
>>51660
They should stop cutting down on TT's though
The french never recovered from froomedawg


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.51664 del
(52.12 KB 926x907 art02.jpg)
Rained so hard everytime a car passes
by my window I think it is an amphibious assault going on.


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.51665 del
>>51662
I don't really mind the short TT tbqh. But if you're doing a TTT then 20km is an absolute joke, at least do 40+


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.51666 del
>>51665
A grand tour should have 70km TT kilometers in total for me


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.51667 del
>>51666
I think the problem is that they're boring. Also don't matter too much anyway, maybe it'll help remco podium


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.51668 del
>>51667
It's not like the bug mountain staged aren't boring as shit now too
I barely remember a anything from the vuelta


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.51669 del
>>51668
I've erased all the non roglic vuelta from my memory tbqh


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.51670 del
(284.66 KB 651x1157 squeaker fence.png)
New Ulle depression talk or something dropped.
Guess he's an expert, hmm.
>https://www.zdf.de/reportagen/jan-ullrich-hochleistung-trotz-depression-terra-xplore-movie-100


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.51671 del
>>51660
Damn tour organizers are rigging the profile for your seixases, squillaumes and lafays


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.51672 del
>>51660
objectively TRUE though


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.51673 del
Not gay after all


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.51674 del
>>51673
>marry your best friend
sounds gay to me


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.51675 del
>>51673
beard


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.51676 del
>>51673
It’s 2025 there could still be a cock down there


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.51677 del
>Alto de Palestina


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.51678 del


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.51679 del


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.51680 del
almost cut my pinkie off there’s better ways to get out of a friday’s work but hey


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.51681 del
My students invited me to the student organization's annual ball for free. It's a great dinner, white tie event, but I am kind of scared they are going to give me some kind of award as no other teacher has been invited. I don't want to do some drunken thank you speech in the middle of the night.


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.51682 del


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.51683 del
>>51681
My teacher friend had this happen too and everyone egged him on to dance, he didn't want to but gave in to the pressure, it was awkward and he felt humiliated. Be aware


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 11:28 [Preview] No.51684 del
>>51681
its basically over
>don't go and admit weakness
>go and be humiliated
there is no winning option


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.51685 del
>>51683
>>51684
Yeah let's see how it goes. To make things worse the students had their exam earlier today, so I will probably have drunk students coming to ask me about it for the remainder of the evening. Oh well


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.51686 del
(275.09 KB 2560x1440 Froome concerned.jpg)
sure is fucking windy out there bros


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.51687 del
>>51684
Go for the third option and dominate the drinking while the students drop like it' an elimination race


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.51688 del
(77.90 KB 736x813 1644452675181 v6.jpg)
XXX Juegos Bolivarianos Aaayyyyachucho Lima FEVER


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.51689 del
(731.23 KB 1000x563 Bertasad.png)
Wait that's still a month away? I thought it was already February or something with how long the weather has been shitty already


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.51690 del
>>51689
Today is Guatemala


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.51691 del
>>51681
Don't drink and you'll be fine


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.51692 del
>>51681
Don't sleep with your students bert


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.51693 del
>>51685
I encourage you to drink heavily, do the worm in the middle of the dance floor at some point, and then take home two or three coeds for an orgy in the rape cave.


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.51694 del
(165.02 KB 830x518 1724077505259160.png)
Hello, is this thing on? TODAY IS GUATEMALA


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.51695 del
>>51694
Contreraswinslol


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.51696 del
>>51689
I WISH it was already February


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.51697 del
omloop fever


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.51698 del
>>51685
>>51691
>>51693
I recommend drinking a carefully measured amount, enough to take the edge off the mandatory embarrassments, but not enough to make you embarrass yourself more than that


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.51699 del
(36.18 KB 736x676 1644452675181 v8.jpg)
WE LIVE IN GUATEMALA


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.51700 del
>>51678
Bonaldo bros how could this happen...


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.51701 del
>>51699
I bet its nice and warm in guatemala hmm


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 16:31 [Preview] No.51702 del
>>51701
it looks that way
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HiGQdC0oL1A [Embed]


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 16:56 [Preview] No.51703 del
>>51698
I am doing precisely that, had two glasses of wine so far.
I am teacher of the year, I have to give a speech in 30min time. Slightly terrified heh


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.51704 del
for me it's Jason Reyesh


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.51705 del
>>51703
reminder to start off by saying nothing for at least 90-120 seconds, let silence fill the room and leave people guessing what the fuck is going on
hitler did that in 1933 and it's a powerful way to start a speech


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 17:09 [Preview] No.51706 del
Surprise Bert awards:
Best egg collector of the year goes to - Finnbert. Please hold an acceptance speech.


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 17:10 [Preview] No.51707 del


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 17:17 [Preview] No.51708 del
Nice winter vibes on the commute


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.51709 del
>>51708
that ain't winter vibes that's summer vibes


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.51710 del
>>51706
Our german overlord is being discrete with the strava posts but I think he rides even more


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.51711 del
(3.98 MB 1280x720 1738423000575297.webm)
>>51708
only bert not suffering from shit weather


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.51712 del
I'm convinced shimano made the GRX shifter shit on purpose to force people to elec. The cable breaks every 6 months for fuck sake


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.51713 del
>>51712
I've had 2 GRX shifters mangle itself inside the shifter in like 5 years it's insane.
Meanwhile my 105 is fine despite seeing like double the use


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 17:35 [Preview] No.51714 del
>>51713
>2 in 5 years
It's the 4th time after two years. My 105 from 10 years ago are still running great with 40k km


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No.51715 del
>>51714
the enshittification of everything


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 17:54 [Preview] No.51716 del
Suddenly it rains in Guatemala


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 17:55 [Preview] No.51717 del
>>51714
My ultegra rear shifter lasted 4 years despite my famous maintenance


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 17:58 [Preview] No.51718 del
>>51716
Is it the wet roads or does Guatemala have better roads than Belgium and Czechia?


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 18:01 [Preview] No.51719 del
>>51718
The road quality is surely CGI, no asphalt can look this good


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.51720 del
>>51718
>>51719
A few years ago when I was in Mexico, I took a drive from Cancun to Chichen Itza. We took some tollroad that was basically unused by the local population or any of the tour companies since they wanted to save money. It was literally the most perfect piece of asphalt I had ever seen, snaking through dense Yucatan jungle.


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.51721 del
(221.23 KB 1145x650 cable.png)
(100.74 KB 984x556 china.jpg)
>>51712
since I read about that a number of times on cyc I swap the gravel bike rear cable at the 3k km mark no matter its state to be safe, you can buy a set of good cables (coated or polished - I prefer polished) for 2€ from CHINA, I recommend those. I bought 20 so I'm probably set forever, previous cable didn't have any visible wear on it but I'm sticking with the plan.

But to be honest I have one mate who rides 11 speed mechanical and his cables only last about 7000 km he said, he used the shimano opti-something cables before I hooked him up with the goods from CHINA


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 18:16 [Preview] No.51722 del
There's something inherently American about pickup trucks as team cars


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 18:16 [Preview] No.51723 del
>>51722
>China #1


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 18:18 [Preview] No.51724 del
>>51722
China#1 simple as


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 18:31 [Preview] No.51726 del
based rimchads in guatemala


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.51727 del
>>51721
Thanks, just bought 10 of these


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 18:47 [Preview] No.51728 del
Anyway, the good thing is now I can change cable and adjust rear derailleur in less than 10 minutes


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 19:01 [Preview] No.51729 del
>>51721
#1 Polish cables in China


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 19:23 [Preview] No.51731 del
>A rather surprising statement from Patrick Evenepoel, Remco's father. "I don't have the impression that Tadej Pogacar will be riding the Tour de France in 2026," he told 'RTBF'. "That information comes from the heart of the peloton."

why do they let this retard out of his house


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 19:28 [Preview] No.51732 del
>>51731
Who says he is outside. They can call him in the mental institution where he obviously resides


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 19:30 [Preview] No.51733 del
>>51731
Damnit, is the whole family retarded?


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.51734 del
>no cornfatty


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 19:38 [Preview] No.51735 del
>>51733
His father is actually behind a lot of the stuff
Bora move? Him
That quick step/pissma merger saga? All him
Never let family be your manager


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.51736 del
(54.76 KB 471x662 chocomads.jpg)
>>51731
wasn't there a rumor that remco might not ride the next tour? Now it's pog? Who's next, Wout?


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 19:46 [Preview] No.51737 del
(754.48 KB 4032x1389 20251024_093327~2.jpg)
(1.54 MB 4032x3024 20251024_093359~2.jpg)
(2.54 MB 4032x3024 20251024_095901~2.jpg)
(2.31 MB 4032x3024 20251024_105113.jpg)
beautiful brisk day out there


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 19:48 [Preview] No.51738 del
ESPINOZA wins


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 19:50 [Preview] No.51739 del
>>51737
nice ROADS


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.51740 del
>>51738
NO idea who that is but sounds like a dopeur


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.51741 del
>>51731
>That information comes from the heart of the peloton.
As accurate as information that came to me in my dream


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 20:12 [Preview] No.51742 del
>>51740
BIG panaman star after ARCHIBOLD and Christopher Robin


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 20:17 [Preview] No.51743 del
track worlds is live once again in case anyone is interested (probably not)
my man Moritz AUGENSTEIN became the scratch race WC yesterday, VERY cool


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.51744 del


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.51745 del
>>51743
Omnium and Madison are my favorite events just for sheer chaos


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 21:12 [Preview] No.51746 del
Czech nationalism on the wane


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 21:15 [Preview] No.51747 del
wiebeswinslol


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No.51748 del
>>51747
not even close


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 21:20 [Preview] No.51749 del
I really like elimination but somehow my guys always get kwabbed early


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.51750 del
Mad chain rings on the Nippon bikes.


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 21:25 [Preview] No.51751 del
BANZAI


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 21:28 [Preview] No.51752 del
both russian girls got kwabbed by the same trick


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 21:44 [Preview] No.51753 del
Have we ever considered that our resident wattmonster is a track sprinter?


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 21:45 [Preview] No.51754 del
>>51753
HACKMANN is a proper wattlord name kek


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 21:50 [Preview] No.51755 del
hoogland bout to die


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.51756 del
VERY Fast Hoogland pedaling at incredible hihg Speed


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.51757 del
(172.04 KB 1075x1352 dygert.jpg)
victory against the polder fiends is not possible


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 21:58 [Preview] No.51758 del
>>51757
greatest WC kit ever


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 21:59 [Preview] No.51759 del
>>51758
AGREED


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 22:01 [Preview] No.51760 del
(16.03 KB 320x320 1574831800222.jpg)
>Dominik Topinka


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.51761 del
(293.94 KB 2303x1576 harrie.png)
one more


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 22:10 [Preview] No.51762 del
>>51761
the perfect track sprinter


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.51763 del
>>51760
I don't get it


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.51764 del
>>51763
topinka is bread fried in a pan


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.51765 del


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.51766 del
>>51737
holy tamalpaisian kino


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.51767 del
(45.17 KB 661x510 interview.jpg)
I prepared a (good) post about the danish pursuiter's name and dopage but he's getting kwabbed so I can't post it damn


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 22:28 [Preview] No.51768 del
>James Moriarty
>Pedersen
this is a joke event, right?


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.51769 del
(59.05 KB 612x491 1618271171826.jpg)
>"Sprint" race
>Riders are only required to go faster than a fat man walking, and barely do so


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.51770 del
I hate this "woman" so much


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.51771 del
HES GOT A GUN


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.51772 del
(78.25 KB 768x768 Kuss.jpg)
>>51770
what do you call a female polderbully
whatever it is that's definitely her


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 22:56 [Preview] No.51773 del
(122.38 KB 1080x1350 capture.jpg)
Wiebes kwabbed by French cutie


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 22:58 [Preview] No.51774 del
>>51773
excellent


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 23:03 [Preview] No.51775 del
OH NO NO NO LORENA IS DOING IT


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 23:03 [Preview] No.51776 del
(28.95 KB 500x500 1626016607710 v2.jpg)
not normal


Bert 10/24/2025 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.51777 del
(1.59 MB 1179x1463 jay vine in peril.jpg)
a victory against the polder fiends is simply not possible


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 00:03 [Preview] No.51778 del
>>51772
nice mit foto you got there pal


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 00:08 [Preview] No.51779 del
(614.91 KB 1500x1998 the_gizmo1.jpg)
Bought the gizmo. And fenders, which I did NOT post about in a permanent thread.


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.51782 del
(51.95 KB 611x674 lukacz00.jpg)
>>51779
Cutie huh. And I see this is a SKS Germany© 11311 Raceblade Long Set of fenders. I am not planning on anything more than a rear asssaver, the long one mounted low on the seat stay but you may review them after some time of use.


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 05:58 [Preview] No.51783 del
(3.16 MB 2933x1726 IMG_1530 2.jpg)
>>51782
I recommend pdw full metal fenders, looks great, really protects both the bike and your clothing.

Anyway, speech went fine, students weren't too awkward, managed not to sleep with the students or cause any other scandal. Had four glasses of wine, most alcohol I've had in months. Now the choice is between going to the herring breakfast or doing a nice gravel ride in gloomy rainy Finnish countryside.


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.51784 del
>>51783
These would make me Roubaix unsexy, but if I had a Diverge it would make it sexy. Do you remember what model of fenders is it?
Congrats on managing to pull off non-degeneracy, did you get some surprise from the students or was it a false alarm?


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.51785 del
>>51783
That's one sexy bike. Honestly looks tempting as all road option


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.51786 del
>you can do a group ride on teide with wva (on Rouvy)
lmao


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.51787 del
>>51783
gz on the award my Bërtt


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.51788 del
>>51784
The fenders are PDW full metal fenders, these ones in 55mm: https://ridepdw.com/collections/fenders/products/full-metal-fenders-700x55
Honestly the best ones I've used. Perhaps someday I will buy these for even lighter weight: https://fern-bicycles.myshopify.com/products/carbon-fenders?variant=44207568486667
>>51785
Yeah it is a great bike. I think I will use it more for all road in the future – put some fast 40mm tyres like Caracal race, get some better wheels, and it's perfect for all road.
>>51787
Thanks! Quite overwhelmed by it still. It was a very big gala with 800 people. Luckily the students were quite drunk when I held my speech so the applause was splendid. I will now get my photo on the uni hallway like all other previous teachers of the year which is very cool, a dream come true


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.51789 del
>>51783
I remember when i graduated some 45 year old professor took home one of the students
the sly dog


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.51790 del
>>51789
Girls absolutely love professors it's insane. I didn't imagine how much until I started teaching myself


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.51791 del
>It's already snowing in the bohemian alps
My end is closing in


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.51792 del
(19.84 KB 500x500 1718124789303917.jpg)
Yesterday was extremely slippery on the tracks. I almost went out a station, just barely managed to hold it. Had to use the emergency brake button to make the final stop. If you use it too early it does nothing and you will just keep sliding. Was a bit stressful. Later I heard the two guys before me did slip out of the station. They had to inform the passengers who were going there to get out at the next station and take the next træen back


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.51793 del
(144.30 KB 657x527 1656000794004.jpg)
So again, I did very well


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.51794 del
hm


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.51795 del
>>51792
Don't you have a guy who runs ahead of the traens and pours sand on the tracks?


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.51796 del
>>51788
Holy shit congratz Bertele, didn't PATTT. If it only was in some old hall it would be overwhelmingly posh.


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.51797 del
(616.44 KB 4000x3788 1691312523076481.png)
>>51795
Sounds like a very honorable job in Czechia


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.51798 del
(159.02 KB 1280x1023 Sandbox_270[1].JPG)
>>51797
Recently we have mastered automatization of such tasks


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.51799 del
holy shit, Cosnesqueak to UAE


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.51800 del
(39.89 KB 500x500 1626016607710 v3.jpg)
>>51799
>he's already 30
WHAT?!
Slaving for a couple years for few petrodollars more and then it's over


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.51801 del
>>51793
You did, very chad of you Bert.
>>51799
That better be some fuck you (for a pedaler) money.


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.51802 del
Ok give back my Fahne.


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.51803 del
>>51799
they can rebuild his knee


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.51804 del
I fucking hate internal cable routing.


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.51805 del
Imagine lafay at UAE now


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.51806 del
>>51805
I only imagine lafay at Team UKYO selling cheese to the japanese


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.51807 del
>>51792
good job


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.51808 del
>>51792
Recently I was on the subway and train stopped at station due to medical emergency. Engineer said they called ambulance but it would be a few minutes until they got there.

I got off, went down stairs to the express train heading same direction , took it past where I was going to dinner, and then got off and got on the original train line heading opposite way back into the station I was originally going to. I was very proud of all this cleverness. When I got to be restaurant I had to wait a half hour anyway because everyone else was stuck waiting behind the train with medical emergency.

What do you say about that


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.51809 del
Time to ride


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 12:26 [Preview] No.51810 del
vanempelwinslol


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.51811 del
(850.93 KB 1500x1657 1673186367211256.png)
>>51801
>>51807
Thank you!

>>51808
Very good, do NOT believe when they say "a couple of minutes". I have said this too, well knowing that it would be a LOT longer


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.51812 del
(129.94 KB 800x1209 lubberding.jpg)
>>51811
>I have said this too, well knowing that it would be a LOT longer


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.51813 del
podium ceremony in front of like 30 people. Top tier sovl


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.51814 del
(248.07 KB 1052x536 1654096852707.png)
kam on Orts, score some fukken watts


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.51815 del
Big egg gravel ride, holy moly I am absolutely caked with mud. Rained almost the entire time, nothing major but the roads were pretty slow.


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.51816 del
>>51815
based hard ride I only did barely over 1h


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.51817 del
(627.31 KB 262x306 1711979342927535.webm)
As for me, it's evening rape


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.51818 del
>>51815
weren't you a upwards stem boy or was that your compatriot


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.51819 del
(1.70 KB 59x67 Capture.PNG)
anyway some indoor eggs for me
ever since I bought my vaxxxmaster to reinforce my already shitty fan these longer indoor rides have been quite enjoyable


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.51820 del
>>51816
>>51817
All rides are good berts
>>51818
I've tried various different fits, I was the og upwards stem bert but stopped with it while the other Finnbert is still doing it. It was good for riding aero in a straight line, but I couldn't do out of saddle properly with it and handling wasn't good either. At the moment on the raper I am experimenting with more forward fits with long and low stems. For this gravel bike I probably need to get a new offset seatpost so I can flip it forward, the 72.5° seat angle is really fucking up my position at the moment and it doesn't feel as nice.


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.51821 del
(1.78 MB 1114x626 Capture.PNG)
it's nice to see a rider find joy again


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.51822 del
Home, was fun.


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.51823 del
>>51815
Nice ride, but why so small bidons?


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.51824 del
>>51823
That's what I use as well. If you know where to refill bottles, it's fine.


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.51825 del
>>51819
I can't rape for more than 90 minutes, I have just tenacious saddle sores if I do

Yes I know my bike is too big for me


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.51826 del
>>51824
Sure, but if you have space there is 0 reason not to get bigger.



Top | Catalog | Post a reply | Magrathea | Return