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/cyc/ - general Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No. 49788
sipping ketones edition

>Current and upcoming races:
09.10 - 12.10 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.Pro
11.10 Tour de Vendée 1.1
11.10 Il Lombardia 1.UWT
12.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Valdengo Oropa 1.1
12.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda Donne - Comune di Valdengo 1.1 WE
12.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro
14.10 - 19.10 Gree-Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT1
14.10 - 16.10 Tour of Chongming Island 2.WWT
14.10 - 19.10 Tour of Holland 2.1
15.10 Giro del Veneto 1.Pro
15.10 Veneto Women 1.1 WE
19.10 Tour of Guangxi Women's WorldTour 1.WWT
19.10 Veneto Classic 1.Pro
19.10 Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race 1.Pro
19.10 Chrono des Nations 1.1
19.10 Chrono des Nations 1.1 WE

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/bA0Cb5BK (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>48743


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.49789 del
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I adjusted STORER and BERNAL GOMSH out to put HEALY in
FUCK
FUCK FUCK
And the dopeur goes solo again
I am not even turning tv on
Time to let this semen slurping sport go


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.49790 del
yes, well. was sleeping on the post count.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.49792 del
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also tour de vendée is on youtube
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2TTj2FK4NXg [Embed]


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.49793 del
what will the remcoid seethe about this time?


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.49795 del
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>>49789
at least you had a Big ride to enjoy despite your unsound investment strategy


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.49796 del
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out of the way dirty american


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.49797 del
haha FUCK OFF Isaac


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.49798 del
>>49794
nice job pal, was looking forward to seeing how many berts fell for it again THOUGH


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.49799 del
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godON spotted


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.49800 del
Storer very strong


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.49801 del
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Colle Aperto coming up next, the site of the greatest moment in Il Lombardia in recent years


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.49802 del
okokok we've heard enough about this random old Italian


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.49803 del
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Yes well.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.49804 del


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.49805 del
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cararat spotted


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.49806 del
>>49803
Yes that seatpost doesn't look...oh
Very bertacekesque, if i may say so myself


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.49807 del
>>49803
positively Bertačequesque


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.49808 del
NOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.49809 del


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.49810 del
>>49803
it's always over for someone


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.49811 del
>>49805
POWLESS would never


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.49812 del
The Remco-Roglic show at Bora is gonna be fun next year.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.49813 del
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roglic mentioned in the group overview


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.49814 del
>>49789
Watch your compatriote in vendée


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.49815 del
Carapaz was on his way to a top-5, goddammit

I hope he's ok


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.49816 del
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who doesn't like St Michel - Preference Home - Auber93 pulling the peloton for the 4 French NC teams?
also absolute kino road


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.49817 del
very silly road


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.49818 del
>>49805
>Ill Lombardia


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.49819 del
cat winning Vuelta Ciclista Andalucia Elite women (1.1). meanwhile 8.5km to go in Vendée. what's even happening in Vendée besides French nationalism?


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.49820 del
>>49818
surely berts will ridcule him for this chute comicale like they tried to do for my boy Sepp "hardman" Kuss


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.49821 del
G1 humiliated themselves in Vendeeee


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.49822 del
>>49818
another case of pro cyclist can't ride a bike for SHIT


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.49823 del
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I don't see FDJ staying a world tour team with these jobbers


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.49824 del
>>49818
he's moving his legs, that's good


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.49825 del
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mexican trying to sneak past the great wall of the United States of America. who knew that quinn can't descend.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.49826 del
>>49822
nice try, but you still just come across as a seething goombler


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.49827 del
>>49826
not me, I'm a known Carapaz Ultra


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.49828 del
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czechs keep trying, but it's not good enough


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.49829 del
>>49826
couldn't be me I don't goomble on carapaz
as a matter of fact I lobbied against a carapaz pick


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.49830 del
CAIDA


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.49831 del
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chute catstrophique for Renard


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.49832 del
wow nice recovery by that Poldi Malta lad


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.49833 del
Cofidis bros in trouble again


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.49834 del
>>49833
what is new


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.49835 del
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13.9km to go at the 15km sign


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.49836 del
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Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.49837 del
godON


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.49838 del
GODON WINS


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.49839 del
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Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.49840 del
Can't believe AG2R let Godon and Armirail go. Next year they will probably boot Seixas to get rid of all the good French riders.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.49841 del
I guess he STORERd enough matches.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.49842 del
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lol wtf is this?


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.49843 del
SEIXAS is coming back to Gr. Mexican Dopeur


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.49844 del
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j.m. brennan could have won the squeaker cup


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.49845 del
>>49803
at least the weld is holding!


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.49846 del
>>49803
care to tell us what brand used chinesium on this bike?


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.49847 del
>>49841
I always wondered what we was STORING


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.49848 del
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high five denied


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.49849 del
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kek, Südtirol zu Österreich nationalists.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.49850 del
>>49848
greedy cunt what you gonna do with five moldy old bidons


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.49851 del
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Curva Pinot


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.49852 del
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remco blocked


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.49853 del
>>49852
guess we found it
>>49793


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.49854 del
>>49849
on second thought, seeing the flags, these are normal Styrians. Tirol has a white-red flag.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.49855 del
THANK YOU RAFA


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.49856 del
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Ok, found a decent replacement, matte black spec with black decals, alu not carbon, very good shape, already on Deore.
My lucky ass didn't pull the trigger on any groupset or fork replacement yet, that would be unfortunate with that frame going kaput.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.49857 del
>>49855
Based tbqh


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.49858 del
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aaand poggers wins yet another monument. can't even count eddy to be on the same league as pogi anymore.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.49859 del
congrats Tadej Pogačar


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.49861 del
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vile


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.49862 del
1 Pogacar
2 Evenepoel
3 Storer


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.49863 del
>>49861
and to think the only people that even got close to him were
>masnada
and
<Mas


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.49864 del
best australian rider isn't vine today
and looks like simmons managed to keep del stier away


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.49865 del
VERY cool from Storer


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.49866 del
4 Simmons
7 seixas
5 pidcock
6 del toro
8 bernal


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.49867 del
and del dopo wins the sprint
thank you captain america for a beautiful race
god bless the USA


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.49868 del
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Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.49869 del
shit race


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.49870 del
I like Storer and Simmons


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.49871 del
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9 jay vine
10 the next remco
11 yatesi


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.49872 del
>MSR - 10/10
>PR - 8/10
>LBL - 0/10
>RVV - 2/10
>Giro - 6/10
>TDF - 2/10
>Volta - 4/10
>Vuelta - 2/10
>Worlds - 2/10
>L - 0/10

What a season
You may disagree but understand that you are wrong and I am right


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.49873 del
>>49868
that looks like Pidders


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.49874 del
roidlic disappointing everyone who still believes in him one last time


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.49875 del
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that makes five (5) il lombaries in a row btw


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.49876 del
>>49872
I agree with everything but rvv and the vuelta because rvv was better than that, 6/10 maybe and the vuelta was 0/10
seriously, rvv wasn't that bad


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.49877 del
>>49873
yes if that was the finish line and not 10 meters from it


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.49878 del
>>49875
mickey mouse sport


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.49879 del
12 martinez?
13 cofidis shitter
14 toilet?
15 astana shitter
16 kometa visit malta shitter


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.49880 del
>>49873
not the finish line is it THOUGH


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.49881 del
>carlos anal 20th


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.49882 del
>>49876
Vuelta had Angliru and that's it
RVV I barely remember to be honest except for affairs du dopage on the kwakemont and AERT losing the sprint a trois


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.49883 del
>>49872
giving vuelta anything above 0 is insanity


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.49884 del
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landismo
but waar primoz?


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.49885 del
boring team bros I'm pretty sure we made the optimal team


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.49886 del
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>>49881
BASED. Always in the Canal-zone


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.49887 del
What a ridiculous race by Roglic, I'd be pretty pissed if I were a team mate of his


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.49888 del
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offical top 10 again


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.49889 del
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>Gr. ROGLIC-CANAL


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.49890 del
>>49887
If he doesn't retire this year Bora should just send him to China and other humiliation ritual races year round.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.49891 del
>>49884
>but waar primoz?
22nd


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.49892 del
>>49872
RVV was great and on par with MSR. Other than I really think this and the last season were overall quite boring.
UAE got even stronger this year and they go to every race on the calendar to make sure nothing fun ever happens.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.49893 del
Fucking Onley. I only win like 300 points on Bert with my PERFECT team


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.49894 del
>>49890
You just know he isn't gonna pull even one single time for Lipowitz or Remco next year


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.49895 del
LAME


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.49896 del
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wo the team changes of some riders is all to look forward to next season? and grug warding off pogi at MSR/RVV/P-R


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.49897 del


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CANAL gonna cost like 18 velocoins next year


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.49899 del
based ride from are QUINN


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.49900 del
let's not discuss the tridente


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.49901 del
>>49890
sadly bora management doesn't have the balls to tell him to farm shitter races or work for others


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.49902 del


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.49903 del
top 50 results already live.
>22 Roglic
<23 Allah
>26 Kuss
<27 Hirschi
>31 Nairoman
<33 Vlasov
>39 Majka
<45 Bisaux
>53 Molleman


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.49904 del
>>49900
That was the worst psyop ever


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.49905 del
>>49900
yes well


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.49906 del
>>49903
go on SEPP


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.49907 del
>>49903
<vlasov
ah god damn that guy still exists


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.49908 del
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stop bully remco


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Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.49910 del
>I, I will be king
>We can beat Pog, just for one day
>We can be heroes, just for one day
brutal music mogging on the podium


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.49911 del
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even at opening bottles pogi is 1 minute faster than remco


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.49912 del
Ozzie can't resist taking a swig


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.49913 del
Cause I heard it in the wind
And I saw it in the sky
And I thought it was the end
And I thought it was the 4th of July


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.49915 del
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Results. >>49914


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.49916 del
>>49913
I hope he uploads this, he didn't upload worlds


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Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.49919 del
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Alright now that the race is over I promised some große Weekend Eier and I am here to deliver
now I will drink a DUVEL and enter my sarcophagus


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.49920 del
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>>49919
based egg collector


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.49921 del
I think the optimal team is Simmons instead of Storer with Pog, Toro, Remco, Seixas, Toilet.
60 points more than what we have.


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Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.49923 del
>>49915
If I don't click it doesn't exist


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.49924 del
>>49921
you can't do simmons instead of storer
only instead of del toro


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.49925 del
>>49919
Very cool!
Torty-one eggs here
It was ridiculously windy though


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.49926 del
>Avis à toutes les sportives du dimanche : voilà une information qui devrait vous motiver à transpirer ! Une étude menée par JOYclub.fr révèle que sur 2 255 femmes cyclistes interrogées, 1 sur 9 (11,8 %) a déjà connu un orgasme en faisant… du vélo ! Si 41,6 % parlent d’une expérience occasionnelle, on compte quand même 6,6 % de chanceuses qui disent jouir souvent de cette manière.

>Type de vélo et terrain : deux facteurs clés de l’orgasme
« Appelé « vélorgasme » en Suisse, cet orgasme sur selle survient généralement par surprise. » explique l’étude, qui note toutefois quelques facteurs favorables. En effet, le type de vélo pourrait influencer les sensations : 1 pratiquante de VTT sur 5 a déjà atteint l’orgasme, contre 1 femme sur 10 avec un vélo de ville, vélo de randonnée, électrique ou de course.

>La nature du parcours semble également avoir son rôle à jouer : près de 30 % des cyclistes évoluant sur des terrains irréguliers, comme les chemins de gravier, affirment avoir déjà vécu cette expérience. « Sur un terrain accidenté avec de nombreux petits nids-de-poule, je suis arrivée à l'orgasme – sans avoir pensé à des choses sexuelles auparavant. »

Gravel chuds, we just can't stop winning


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.49927 del
>>49924
Oh he was for 14. Thought he was 12. So maybe we do have the optimal team.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.49928 del
>>49926
>« Appelé « vélorgasme » en Suisse,
yes, I can confirm this


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.49929 del
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>>49919
29 gloomy and foggy morning eggs


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.49930 del
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>mobile phones can have mold on them
we're nowhere safe


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.49931 del
>>49926
bitches be gooning ON THE BIKE while riding
fucking hell man


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.49932 del
>>49930
what kind of chinkshit phone is that


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.49933 del
>>49932
look like a poco, because xiaomi needs yet another brand next to redmi.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.49934 del
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where does his ceiling lie


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.49935 del
>>49926
it's not fair


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.49936 del
>>49934
reckon he can squeeze out 5200 points and then he'll just stop racing much like grug. He still has MSR, PR and a Vuelta victory to grab so he won't taper off and coast just yet. Next season he'll be as strong or stronger


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.49937 del
>extraordinary big potato harvest this year
no more eggs bert, time to measure your efforts in potatoes


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.49938 del
>>49936
he'd be above 5000 if he didn't gift the win to mcnuggets
and that's ignoring the 2 tour stages where he was bored


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:55 [Preview] No.49939 del
>>49937
it's burgers and biers for me la
pancakes for me rare morning rides


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.49940 del
he should already be at 5 LBL, both Remco's wins are fake news


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.49941 del
>>49940
yeah well maybe gianetti should prevent his family from dying


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.49942 del
>>49941
Mercx wouldn't have DNS


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.49943 del
>>49942
Merckx would have sent assassins to kill the families of his rivals


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.49944 del
>>49915
A deserved first place


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.49945 del
>pogi's first monument: 18
>Paul first monument: 7


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.49946 del
>>49945
>cian's first monument: 10


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.49947 del
Pog will move into 2nd on the PCS all-time list next season


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.49948 del
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How does this work?
You just send all citizens with a bike to the race?


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.49949 del
>>49948
you can qualify by doing well in one of the gorillion races the UCI organizes in the year


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.49950 del
Funny thing is that he used to win this one cooked


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.49951 del
>>49948
I think you qualify for these races by being in the upper 25% of UCI gravel races throughout the season and everyone who qualifies rides for the NT


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.49952 del
>>49950
this is like 90% of his power


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 16:44 [Preview] No.49953 del
>>49949
>>49951
taking ehh donations to maciejuk another fellow graveller


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No.49955 del
>>49954
mhmm that sulphurous bagioli performance
I think of that one every now and then


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No.49956 del
Absolutely INHUMANAS in Brasil


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 16:47 [Preview] No.49957 del
Wait my stream is delayed by AN HOUR
Very tiz-esque


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 16:48 [Preview] No.49958 del
>>49954
bernal not bad


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 16:53 [Preview] No.49959 del
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Well, well, the the season is now almost finished and we have one more entry into /WORLD TOUR WINE/ before the last WT race in Guangxi starts!

Despite frequent reassurances from the resident schizos that bad Italian wine actually exists and is headache inducing, I was not able to find any, so we are having some cooking wine to try my best.

5 Litres Italian Red Cooking Wine ($5)
Ingredients: De-alcoholised wine from concentrate, Red Wine (40%), Salt, Preservative (Potassium MetabiSULPHITE)

While I've had Cooking White Wines a few times, because I ran out of wine bottles, I have never had the red wine variant. Indeed, there is a charming Italian flag on the card board which sports a nice dark red color.

This pours a strong dark red color. The nose is really strong -- reminding me of vinegar. The palate is actually nice, with nicely balanced tomato character and a pleasing bitterness. I was stunned to see that this is only 4.8%, as you would expect a much higher alcohol Vol., which is totally prominent on the palate.

Not bad at all. If I wanted to get shitfaced on wine that wasn't too expensive, this would be a good choice.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.49960 del
>>49959
reminds me of the good old days


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 16:55 [Preview] No.49961 del
>>49959
how do you get the wine out?
stab it?
shoot it?


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 16:56 [Preview] No.49962 del
>>49863
He had no right winning in 2023. The amount of fraudulence and slurping by everyone else was insane.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 16:59 [Preview] No.49963 del
I'm just tired you know


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:01 [Preview] No.49964 del
>>49963
no Medellin victory in Brazil today, cheer up.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:01 [Preview] No.49965 del
>>49963
but you get up at 11am


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:02 [Preview] No.49966 del
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>>49965
It's the kind of tired that sleep doesn't fix


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:03 [Preview] No.49967 del
>>49966
stop being neet and do something fulfilling then


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>>49963
ciclismo will transition from Pog into Del Toro ain't that something to look forward to


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:10 [Preview] No.49969 del
>>49919
Nice eggs bert. How are your yearly totals looking like? You can check intervals-icu --> Totals for the stats, unfortunately not available in eggs but looks like the total kcal from cycling is 414267kcal or 5918 standard 70kcal eggs. That's a lot of eggs heh


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:14 [Preview] No.49970 del
>>49967
i am not a neet though


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:19 [Preview] No.49971 del
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Berts...

LMAO!


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.49972 del
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>>49969
the funny thing is my load is almost the same as yours
heh I'm so weak


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.49973 del
>>49969
Way too many long pauses due to work/life, but I broke all my record so I guess it's fine


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:22 [Preview] No.49974 del
>>49971
it's a 200 men tie on the leaderboards lmao


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:24 [Preview] No.49975 del
>>49971
>>49974
Yeah, 172 same teams win, kek.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:25 [Preview] No.49976 del
to be fair seixas at 4 points is an absolute blunder from velolord especially when there's jobbers that haven't ridden a result in 10+ years that are 8 or more points


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.49977 del
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>>49900
There are Berts in this very thread who Velogoombled their life savings on those three clowns


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.49978 del
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Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.49979 del
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>>49977
>There are Berts in this very thread who Velogoombled their life savings on those three clowns


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:33 [Preview] No.49980 del
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>>49976
>Bauke Mollema is still like 36 velocoins in the Year of Our Lord 2025


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:36 [Preview] No.49981 del
>>49971
>>49974
>>49975
nice, very nice


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:39 [Preview] No.49982 del
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>>49973
Very similar numbers to mine (except I am a sprintlet) but also 13 kilo lighter


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:39 [Preview] No.49983 del
>>49980
That top 10 interest accrues over the years


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:41 [Preview] No.49984 del
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Veloman better put my name in the winners' tweet. I worked hard for this first place finish, doesn't matter how many other shitters are stuck to me like a barnacle


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:42 [Preview] No.49985 del
>>49982
I'm also on the old man HR team


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:42 [Preview] No.49986 del
congrats to our 7 berts being part of this velogoomblin round


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:44 [Preview] No.49987 del
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>>49973
let's see it with the w/kg


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:48 [Preview] No.49988 del
>>49987
Paret Peintre?


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 17:48 [Preview] No.49989 del
>>49987
My weight is on the screen (though you might want to add 3kg for the actual one). But w/kg is a manlet cope, we've been over this


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:00 [Preview] No.49991 del
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Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:00 [Preview] No.49992 del
Post fiddy thousand SOON.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:00 [Preview] No.49993 del
So how many boomers will actually get fooled by it? I've seen one in the wild personally it really looks like shit


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.49994 del
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>>49991
>Difference between a podium and a pathetic 5th place result is only 329 points
>This is a 0.2% difference in points over the course of the season
This is really going down to the wire.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:05 [Preview] No.49995 del
>50000 posts on ciclismo made by half the Berts without the schizos
what are we doing with our lives?


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:06 [Preview] No.49996 del
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>>49995
Discussing cyclisme
Eating schnitzels
Scoring eggs
Winning Velogames
Getting stronger
Raping


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.49997 del
>>49995
And almost all quality posts


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.49998 del
>>49995
Aren't you retired?


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.49999 del
>>49991
man i am consistently in the CANAL-zone but never a really really good result
need to do some goomblingaltitudecamps next year


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:09 [Preview] No.50000 del
also it is truly over for the upcoming months, mandatory break from the doctor due to overtraining


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:09 [Preview] No.50001 del
>>49987
Watts is all that matters bert


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:10 [Preview] No.50002 del
>>49995
50k in half a year by how many, 15 guys?
Not too bad, I am inflating this a bit with shitposting.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:10 [Preview] No.50003 del
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>>50000
There we go.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:11 [Preview] No.50004 del
>>50001
Without the duration it's a bit hard to read, but I'm going to say pas normal anyway. What happened to your PhD thesis bert, I didn't answer a post this morning but I read you didn't defend yet?


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:12 [Preview] No.50005 del
>>49991
>bertacek in chasse patate


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:12 [Preview] No.50006 del
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>>49998
That's really mean to say, some people just born with lack of oxygen.

>>50000
Congratulations, Bert. We are glad having you.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:14 [Preview] No.50007 del
>>50004
Ah yeah I see what you mean.
Well it's still an ongoing process – I have two revisions on my desk atm, haven't had the time to do them properly because I've been busy making two new courses. The first one just finished and it went fairly well, now I need to make the material ready for the second one and then finish those revisions. Not too much under pressure since I have the permanent teaching position regardless but it would be nice to get the PhD out of the system.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:18 [Preview] No.50008 del
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>>49977
tridente berts in the mud (rock wall)


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:21 [Preview] No.50009 del
the fuck Trofeo Baracchi is back


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:25 [Preview] No.50010 del
>>50007
I see, must not be easy to get the motivation when you already have a job. In most places salary should be higher for those kind of job once you get your degree

>those numbers
O-our sprints are comparable (it's useless)


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:33 [Preview] No.50011 del
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Wanted to made a clever post how
>SEIXAS is the Top 4 point scorer
>KUBIS and BRENNAN are the Top 6 point scorers

But SEIXAS is not number 1, it's within philipsen
KUBIS is not even in top 5 while BRENNAN is not even Top 20


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:36 [Preview] No.50012 del
>>50011
you didn't know it was benny toilet?


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:37 [Preview] No.50013 del
the real shocker is that bling matthews is above mads P and grug


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:40 [Preview] No.50014 del
And who is a the second best scoring driver overall?
His name starts with a W.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:40 [Preview] No.50015 del
>>50014
wisaac del toro


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 18:41 [Preview] No.50016 del
>>50010
Here I would maybe get a hundred euros more per month, so not a big deal.
I am doing a 20min test next weekend, so expect big 400+ watts there. Most of these data points are pretty old, reckon I could get the 2-60min ones much higher if I tried a maximum.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 19:02 [Preview] No.50017 del
>>50016
>Here I would maybe get a hundred euros more per month, so not a big deal.
why is everyone here rich


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 19:06 [Preview] No.50018 del
>>50017
Europeans with graduate degrees and Americans
Americans with graduate degrees
/Cyc/ office employees skimming money off the top


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.50019 del
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Well the cycling season is winding down, but that means it's time for Il Lombardia and another sensational and HIGHLY anticipated /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!

Today's result was predictable, but it wasn't quite a procession, with an outstanding and soulful long-range attack from Quinn SIMMONS as well as strong performance from up-and-coming Siexas Seixas. The course began in Como and wound its way through the mountains of Lombardy on its way to Bergamo. Tucked away in the north of Lombardia, in a valley just below the Swiss border, is the Valtellina appellation. The steep Alpine walls feature stacked terraces of Nebbiolo grapes, essentially the only grape grown here. This is the third Nebbiolo of /wtw/, previously featuring Barolo in the Giro and Barbaresco in the Grand Depart of the Vuelta. Today's producer is Arpepe (named for its founder Arturo Pelizzatti Perego), one of the finest producers in the region.

Arpepe Grumello Rocca de Piro 2017 ($60)

Initially planned to decant this but it was so open from the initial pour that I decided against it. It is a beautiful transparent brick-red, light body. The nose is lovely, leading with asphalt and then a bloom of roses and red fruit. The palate is really, really fine, with fine velvet tannins that are perfectly integrated with light, pure red fruit and a sort of tea-like minerality. This is a fine wine that is drinking at its peak right now.

It's certainly interesting to compare this to Barolo (which is something I have more experience with, and actually have a bottle open right now to compare). It is light and leaner, without the profundity, but with that comes a lithe transparency that I just adore. A total surprise and a total stunner.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 19:36 [Preview] No.50020 del
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>>50017
isn't everyone here poor as shit aside from the burgers


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 19:37 [Preview] No.50021 del
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>>50020
actually I'm not even sure about the burgers


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 19:38 [Preview] No.50022 del
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>>50020
>>50021
We are all Fortune 500 CEOs here


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 19:39 [Preview] No.50023 del
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>>50019
what are you having for Tour of Guangxi


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 19:40 [Preview] No.50024 del
>>50022
whatever happened to that schizo racist Polish dentist


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 19:40 [Preview] No.50025 del
>>50024
Our polish friend got him


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 19:40 [Preview] No.50026 del
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>>50023
Don't worry, I am fully locked and loaded. Expect a fast and furious finish to the /wtw/ gimmick


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 19:42 [Preview] No.50027 del
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Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 19:44 [Preview] No.50028 del
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>>50024
>mfw I learned that there were 3 different polish posters on /cyc/ while I thought it was just one the whole time


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 19:45 [Preview] No.50029 del
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>>50028
There's only one poster per flag, everyone knows that.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 19:46 [Preview] No.50030 del
>>50029
next up: One poster per continent


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 19:50 [Preview] No.50031 del
>>50030
I nominate autismbert, the best among us


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 19:57 [Preview] No.50032 del
>>50031
Agreed, but he can't post half the time as there's no signal in the tunnels


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 20:00 [Preview] No.50033 del
I wonder if people figured out yet autismbert is just bertacek with a wig


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.50034 del
>>50033
nonsense his humor is unique


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.50035 del
>>50033
What about that time Tismbert was in Mongolia for like a month


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 20:03 [Preview] No.50036 del
>>50035
did you ever see proof he was actually there? don't think so


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 20:05 [Preview] No.50037 del
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>>50034
what humour?
>>50033
i can't even drive a train
but I think neither can he


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 20:06 [Preview] No.50038 del
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For me it was Autismbert in Georgia where he managed to wiggle his way out of a bar fight by answering the age old question of >you have problem blyat? with <No why would I have a problem


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 20:18 [Preview] No.50039 del
>“He doesn't even shift gears, he just increases his cadence to a very high rhythm”: Remco Evenepoel on Pogacar's tactics
master of the seated acceleration


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 20:31 [Preview] No.50040 del
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>>50039
acceleration through increase of rpm
note it down lads


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 20:32 [Preview] No.50041 del
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>>50038
I don't remember that at all


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 20:36 [Preview] No.50042 del
Oh wait maybe I do but I think it was a guy on the street or something


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.50043 del
>>50042
I'm certain it was in a bar


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 21:29 [Preview] No.50044 del
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that's torty pancakes or so
I'll be quaffing several biers now


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.50045 del
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>>50043
Why would I go to a bar. I think this story may have come to you in a dream my Bert


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 22:22 [Preview] No.50046 del
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Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 23:44 [Preview] No.50047 del
>>50040
and certain berts are intentionally training at a LOWERED cadence
can't make it up


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 00:01 [Preview] No.50048 del
>>50047
It makes sense when you think about it though
Can't really accelerate by increasing cadence if you are already scoring 100 rpm


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 00:04 [Preview] No.50049 del
>>50048
>100 is the highest possible number
how many pivos tonight Brtek?


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.50050 del
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>>50049
Of course it is, cadence can go from 0 to 100
Same for HR


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 00:13 [Preview] No.50051 del
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>tfw trying to keep my power in odd numbered zones up a climb while scoring 10rpm with a maxxed out 100bpm heart rate


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.50053 del
>>50052
OMAN Victorious


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.50054 del
>"Milano-Sanremo and Paris-Roubaix will be my next big goals but I want to relax before I think about next year"
Is he going to bulk?


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.50055 del
That's a LOT of watts


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.50056 del
>>49995
Shizo free cycling discussion I hope some berts here like CX


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.50057 del
>>50056
I watch less now since I left Norway and the need to rape in winter but I still enjoy it from time to time


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.50058 del
>>50057
Yeah it combines good with raping or other chores on a sunday afternoon I don’t catch em all to


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.50059 del
>>50056
gonna take a while before anyone interesting does their first race this season


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.50061 del
>>50060
He’s going to be full bodied in no time at this rate


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.50062 del
>>50060
Err, that's his left and right tit, can't he even name things properly.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.50063 del
Too much options to pick for Paris Tours.
Someone psyop me


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.50064 del
>>50056
Since I'm a housewife I watch it a lot more, but I'm more on the other chan


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.50065 del
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Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.50067 del
>>50063
axeltard has half the visma team on his favorites list lol.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.50068 del
>>50066
Where BRENNAN?


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.50070 del
aniolkowski saves cofidis in china


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.50072 del
>>50070
they will get bullied by Big Norge today


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.50073 del
>>50072
big norge is already unreachable
it's total that they need to fear for the automatic invites


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.50074 del


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.50075 del
>>50065
Can't skip this goofy looking guy.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.50076 del
No Satanito going up Oropa, may make the race interesting.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.50077 del
>>50076
let's be real here, UAE is there with yates, sivakov and vine
they will probably take the entire podium unless scaroni has a sulphurous day


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Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.50079 del
>>50077
Yeah, seen that, just wanted to do some hopeposting.
If anything I'd like Yates to not give a shit, Sivaque to be spent and our rapist to be unleashed although he was hard at work yesterday.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.50081 del
>>50066
Skuijns man


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.50082 del
Ahh give me a seventh slot for my guy SHEEHAN.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.50083 del
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Alright I have a ridiculous team. Podium or nothing


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.50084 del
Burgos 1 2 3 in China for BIG UCI points (11 points)


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.50085 del
>>50084
14 Chinese riders on the startlist and 8 of them made it through stage 1.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.50086 del
>page view counter on PCS
wow, this feels like the internet back in the 1990s


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.50087 del
>>50086
4 BILLION adjustments


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.50088 del
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>>50085
The race was only 3 hours and some runners, among them famous Uzbek BOCHAROV lost more than an hour (OTL)


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.50089 del
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/dorcu-ovidiu

What in the fuck is with this haircut. Zoomers are so fucking stupid. What a dork (get it haha)


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.50090 del
>>50089
you ain't bussin old man


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.50091 del
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Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.50092 del
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Castroviejo and Fraile run their last race today. Two proper gregarios.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.50093 del
>>50092
those last few years must have been great being a gregario for nobody
just paid to ride around in the peleton


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.50094 del
>>50093
maybe if you are old and already had a career you are happy with but otherwise I think they all prefer to have a purpose when they race


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.50095 del
>>50091
His name is Dorcu (dork-u)


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.50096 del
>>50094
probably better that being shipped off to burgos and having to compete against even bigger has beens in china


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.50097 del
>>50017
My pay for the teaching position is 3800e per month before taxes, enough for comfortable living but mediocre compared to any other job on the market for the same education. 100e more per month would literally change nothing in my life heh


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.50098 del
>>50094
Being a dom is fullfilling especially in a big money team


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.50099 del
>>50097
3800 bruto is brutal after taxes we get robbed blind in Belgium
cyclismo


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.50100 del
>>50099
I don't think the fins are that far behind us


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.50101 del
>>50099
Similarly high taxes in Finland, after taxes I get something like 2500-2600e. Thank god I am a trust fund bert so I can still afford decent bikes


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.50102 del
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>>50101
Hehehe I get almost 3000 for doing nothing and driving the træen around for a bit


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.50103 del
>>50102
how much did they dock you for crashing in the tunnel anyway?


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.50104 del
>>50102
Well I get to ride the rape machine on my work time though


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.50105 del
>>50103
That is FAKE NEWS


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.50106 del
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>>50102
Why are you making czech salary in netherlands


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.50107 del
>>50106
This is not in koruna Bert


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.50108 del
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>>50095
Now I get it, ha.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.50109 del
>>50107
Maschinenführer salary in the czech'em is between 50k to 80k (2k€ to 3.3k€) and has the advantage of not having to live in N*therlands


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.50110 del
>>50109
Yes well, in such countries you probably have to shovel coal into the kettle and dig out the tracks yourself, so that's understandable


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.50111 del
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>>50110
Our trains are state of the art


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.50117 del
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Picks. >>50112


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.50118 del
>>50117
many people falling off the endurance race


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.50119 del
>>50118
Few can just lock in and pedal the distance.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.50120 del
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should have just retired in a graceful manner


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>>50117
I went without Vismoids so at least I am going down in a blaze of glory


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.50122 del
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Oh damnit Mapeibert didn't make a team so I should just have played it safe


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.50123 del
I thought this was a more patrician general. These sorts of salaries are hobo-tier in Los Estados Unidos.

>>50122
I'm just going to walk away with a podium


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.50124 del
Al Bert within Philipsen isn't a secret pick anymore


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.50125 del
>Dutch superstar ORANJE
come on now


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.50126 del
>>50123
Yes well at least when I break my face or something I do not go bankrupt!!!


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>>50128
I forgot image


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.50130 del
https://www.wielerflits.nl/fietstoerisme/sem-elders-is-eerste-wielrenner-die-door-alle-5215-postcodes-in-nederland-en-belgie-fietst/

Guy went through every postal code in NL and BE. That is a very cool autistic thing to do. When is a burger going to do this


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.50131 del
>In an interview with the British newspaper The Times, he was also asked about the infamous "jiffy bag" case. This case involved a suspicious package delivered to the then-Sky team in 2011. This package allegedly contained cortisone, which Wiggins claimed helped him win the 2012 Tour. "There was something bigger going on," Wiggins now says about this case. "Team Sky threw me under the bus back then, to protect someone else. The truth will come out one day," the former rider remains mysterious.
Not much mystery about that. He is getting closer and closer to calling out Froome!


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Rai showing the last rampa with Jay Vine expected to show a pas normal rape performance.
gr*vel wc should be live soon and Paris-Tours coverage starts at 3 on france.tv. coverage might be already available on tiz/daddy/eurosport


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.50133 del
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so silly, one of the Italian flags is sideways
also balderstone because why not


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.50134 del
>>50132
>VINE
BALDERSTONE will win btw


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Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.50136 del
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your jimmy and jansens in testa with 1:25 left before the rampa


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.50137 del
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>>50135
>actually i am a big fan of the team that wins the most


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.50138 del
>>50135
>USAyy
>Bueno
>Lopez de San Roman


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.50139 del
>>50137
"Modefans" in German or plastic fans in English always have been a thing, cheering for the current champions.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.50140 del
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oropa is ringing a bell. that's where pogi won a giro stage last year?


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.50141 del
Gravel superstar VAKOC already lachee


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.50142 del
>>50140
>BEING Hose


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.50143 del
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testa with only 30 seconds left at the start of the climb


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.50144 del
>>50142
not a problem on Rai and that means you can watch gr*vel WK and Paris Tours without """her""" voice


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Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.50146 del
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UAE already in full dopage mode
When will somebody deliver us from this evil?


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.50147 del
Oh and it's JOSE FUCKING BEAN to add insult to injury


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Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.50149 del
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Rai favorites overlooking and disrepscting Balderstone


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.50150 del
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>what town is jay vine from
<townsville


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.50151 del
>>50148
He looks very squeaky here


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.50152 del
>>50150
>the town rapist
>the village rapist
>the townsville rapist


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.50153 del
>>50123
It was either paying academics correctly or letting boomers go on permanent vacation at 60


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.50154 del
>>50153
Don't forget letting train pilots who keep getting trapped in tunnels take two month trips to central Asia


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.50155 del
Squillermo Thomas SILVA COUSSAN goes solo


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.50156 del
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jay vine drilling it


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.50157 del
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WE LIVE IN "The uploader has not made this video available in your country"


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.50158 del
VINESTER ON THE GO


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.50159 del
>>50153
The boomers worked very hard, it is only fair we keep them alive until 100 and pay for everything


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Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.50161 del
SIVAQUE DOUBLES UP ON THE ATTACK


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.50162 del
>>50159
If you want to see how this works out, look at Japan


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.50163 del
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sivakov and rondel huh


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.50164 del
>>50157
Oh Czech TV actually has the coverage


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.50165 del
>>50162
There is a middle ground, but here it is completely ridiculous


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.50166 del
also last UCI mountainbike race tonight from leaf lands


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.50167 del
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rondel pas normal


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.50168 del
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sivakov dead and gone


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.50170 del
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waar balderstone?


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.50171 del
>>50169
Dude was pulling peloton for like two hours yesterday


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.50172 del
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31 scaroni
45 CHUMIL


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.50173 del
Yatesi nose breathing


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.50174 del
>German word for Rondel isn't Rondel but Kreisgrabenanlage
hm


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.50175 del
Abrahamsen not in peloton. Great thanks a lot you ASSHOLE


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.50176 del
Pogi kwabbed in his own Mickey mouse criterium


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.50177 del
team UAE really needs another victory this season


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.50178 del
Huh Oliver KNIGHT, whoever that is, was in the Tete de la course, and suddenly Abandon


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.50179 del
>>50176
yes, but if you've seen the stream on Slovenian tv you would have noticed that pogi was riding with a bertaczek sized saddle bag, while feather is using his UCI illegal 3kg bike.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.50180 del
Are the grandes kidding with the constant promotional cuts?


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.50181 del
Vine in chasse patate.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.50182 del
And why is RONDEL slaving for YATESI?


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.50183 del
>>50175
Split in peloton undone. Okay never mind


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.50184 del
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the fuck is happening?


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.50185 del
jay vine normal today


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.50186 del
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takbir


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.50187 del
Meh.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.50188 del
Hey UAE wins


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Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.50190 del
This squeaker is doped btw


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1 yatesi
2 rondel
3 vine
4 scaroni
5 chumil
6 sivakov
7 uno-x
8 ef (cepeda?)
9 burgos
10 bardiani-faizane


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.50192 del
Alright, now please pay attention to my Paris-Tours postings


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.50193 del


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.50194 del
>>50193
He is already BACK. Now a chute du Visma and I am also BACK


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94 UAE victories so far this season


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.50196 del
Is the great Magnus Bak KLARIS riding on the Klaris groupset?


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.50197 del
>>50195
Tour of GUANGXI is 6 stages


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.50198 del
Ah the whole startlist is already there. China fields a very strong team with LI, LI, LI, LI and Geng TENG


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.50199 del
>>50196
One wonders if Gorka Sorarrain Agirrezabala has SORA gruppo installed


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.50200 del
>>50197
Morgado will win in Tours, the 2 Veneto races will be clear UAE victories, so they just need 3 in Chayna. if necessary they could unleash Pogi at Chrono de Nations.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.50201 del
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ok, time to change the channel to France 3. although Rai 2 in showing Parigi - Tours as well


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.50202 del
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>all French riders will retire during my life time
many such cases


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.50203 del
>>50202
Ah Visma is burning a lot of matches it seems, a very good sign


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labrosse exchanging his van rysel with a shimano bike


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.50205 del
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someone tell Voeckler that lenny martinez is currently not in form again


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.50206 del
Young voice on ol Toma Wekler.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.50207 del
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>>50191
EF was Jardi Christiaan VAN DER LEE


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.50208 del
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migl berg pulling


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.50209 del
Anyway why is PCS pretending that this race is the same as Trofeo Baracchi https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/trofeo-baracchi


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.50210 del
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M. Pedersen crevaison


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.50211 del
so when will GvA and Bardet attack?


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kellermann laché
jumbo kinda in shambles


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.50213 del
>>50211
BARDET will get lapped


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.50214 del
Where the FUCK is Godon.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.50215 del
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UAE losing Laengen


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.50216 del
>>50215
But he's right there. Found him


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chute herr gott


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.50218 del
Gods were not here for him.


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the ultimate enve - shimano wheel combo


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.50220 del
alright, back from a short hike
tome to watch the WC bikepath racing


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.50221 del
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I have no idea why rai is showing strade, but chute pogi


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well france.tv ad break is over, back to the squeakers and their fancy chateaus. if only this was a world tour race to enjoy some wine with it.


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crampen aerts doing what he does best again


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.50224 del
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suddenly AG2R


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.50225 del
you don't see a shiny green colnago much, thought vermeersch was riding on a bianchi for a moment


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.50226 del
>>50220
are there places to h*ke in lelgium ?


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.50227 del
>>50226
I do some up and down in the local forests, it's more walking really


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.50228 del
>>50226
Half the country it’s called the ardennes


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favorites mostly well placed at the front
with your de lies, your godons your waschecks


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.50230 del
>Brennan


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>>50226
Eifel along the German border
Ardennes
Belgian coast, while ugly, you can take the kus(s)t-tram when you get tired at any time
and I would assume hiking up those bergs from the Belgian classics is a bit more relaxing that doing the rampas by bike


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ben turner crevaison
kooij crevaison and has to change the wheel himself


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.50233 del
am I glad they're getting rid of those aero helmets


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.50234 del
>BRENNAN lachee
>KOOIJ pinchazo
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.50235 del
BRENNAN for once normal.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.50236 del
Chessebowl.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.50237 del
brennan looked like he had a puncture too


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.50239 del
tarling is a weakmind, stop looking back like a bitch


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.50240 del
>He looks into a mirror
>Sees bald


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.50241 del
damn that within philipsen is a jack of all trades


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.50242 del
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vacek strong


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.50243 del
seems a bit moorish but could be fairly kino for some light walking


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.50244 del
VACEK goes solo


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.50245 del
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tim torn teutenberg bros...


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.50246 del
>vacek clean off the front
>decides to do nothing
>now just riding on the front for no reason
son...


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.50247 del
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>falun gong ad hiding as shen yun show on french national tv
how can this chinese sect even afford this without the CCCP harvesting their organs?


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.50248 del
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a real and gruel hardman race


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.50249 del
caida floris


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.50250 del
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fadder abrahamsen crevaison


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.50251 del
>>50250
nooooooooo


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.50252 del
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de lie crevaison or he's thirsty
he manages to hold on


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.50253 del
fucking lotto, help stier


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.50254 del
>>50253
shimano bike man disappointed he does not want his help


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lidl feasting
laporte strong for once


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.50256 del
lotto retard opening his door in front of the mechanic
bike swap clownesque


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de lie has to burn so many matches to get back, but he gets help


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segart left de lie? wtf


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.50259 del
>>50258
changing teams anyway


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.50260 del
PT is such a comfy race faith in cyclismo restored


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a bit difficult to keep the czechoslovakian NCs appart
and dehairs needs some alpecin


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.50262 del
andresen with a full fucking visor helmet
jesus christ


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.50263 del
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vacek getting SR*M'd


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.50264 del
pech voor Vacek


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.50265 del
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Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.50266 del
classic vacek move


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.50267 del
peleton gave up


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.50268 del
why didn't I believe in lapeira?


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.50269 del
except some AG2R moron who thinks he should close the gap on his own teammate


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no godly support for Godon and herrgott today


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.50272 del
it's godover


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.50273 del
>GODoff


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.50274 del
Lapeira doesn’t want a sprint


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Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.50276 del
>fraudu
>fraudon
>fraudtherat
peculiar


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.50277 del
how come Americans are so bad at gr*vel? it's their own discipline after all.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.50278 del
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laporte
within jappe
vacek
trentin
bissegger


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.50279 del
>bisneger


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.50280 del
>hoeveel heb ik


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.50281 del
where does this bert within phlipsen even come from?


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.50282 del
vacek struggling


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.50283 del
so which vermeersch just won?


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.50284 del
>>50281
Drnmark


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.50285 del
>>50283
the smart one, not the asshole


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.50286 del
>>50283
The one on a mayor council


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.50287 del
so this counts as another UAE victory?


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.50288 del
rip vacek


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.50289 del
buy colnago


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.50290 del
trentin is a good guy but I think the front 2 make it now since bisegger is just gonna block


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.50291 del
rare silver celebration
memco would never


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.50292 del
Voralberg sensation 5th


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.50293 del
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Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.50294 del
Oh great I have nobody except Within Philipsen. Why can't things ever go right anymore


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can bissegger outsprint laporte?


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.50296 del


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.50297 del
>>50295
I don't believe in anything he does since that super kwabbing that was the yellow jersey TT


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.50298 del
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they aren't on squeaky terms


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.50299 del
>In an interview with the British newspaper The Times, he was also asked about the infamous "jiffy bag" case. This case involved a suspicious package delivered to the then-Sky team in 2011. This package allegedly contained cortisone, which Wiggins claimed helped him win the 2012 Tour.

>"The truth will come out one day."
"There was something bigger going on," Wiggins now says about this case. "Team Sky threw me under the bus back then, to protect someone else. The truth will come out one day," the former rider remains mysterious.

RED ALERT, he is cracking


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.50300 del
>>50299
PPATTT


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.50301 del
>>50294
How the fuck is he even good here. I know, cyclo-cross and good form, but this is some Brennan territory.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.50302 del
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slurpage catastrophique


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.50303 del
french tv commentators are super mad right now


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.50304 del
>>50301
he's also the PR espoir winner


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.50305 del
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Squakers, no!


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.50306 del
The fuck did they do.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.50307 del
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old man trentin lol


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.50308 del
squeaky boys riding like women LMAO


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.50309 del
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Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.50310 del
>>50304
Oh well, now I know.

Trentinbros, we eat.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.50311 del
YES MY BOY TRENTIN


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.50312 del
what a choke lol
happy for old Trentin though


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.50313 del
WHAT THE FUCK


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.50314 del
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absolute grande


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.50315 del
>>50310
>>50311
Trentinbros may be you and me.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.50316 del
big week for tudor


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.50317 del
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>race actually starts in Paris and ends in Tours
well almost


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.50318 del
>>50315
nice never give up on your boys
boring team king MVDF could never produce such a pick


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.50319 del
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demarre retiré


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.50320 del
goodbye deuxmare, I will almost remember that MSR


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.50321 del
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top 10


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I'm seeing not deux marre but trois marre


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.50323 del
I wonder if it was the team car or Lapeira that made the decision to stop pedaling. Overestimated the infamous Gruel he had no sprint left in him.


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>>50318
This is one of those few races MVDF akshually tried to zag a bit.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.50325 del
>>50323
I sure hope it's not the team car because the guys behind were better sprinters than gruel


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.50326 del
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>tour de france 2026 announcement
that's a bit early, but save the date I guess


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.50327 del
Patjebert will probably take it with a 100 point lead on sulfurous Bertele after top 10.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.50328 del
Pogacarova in difficulty


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.50329 del
>>50328
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NJclVz_zzVI [Embed]


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.50330 del
>>50329
no thanks


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Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.50332 del
Big Marlen goes solo
Lamborghini wheel sucking as usual
Pogacarova LACHEE


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.50333 del
>reusser against longo-borghini again


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.50334 del
Ladies are going commando


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.50335 del
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buy colnago


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.50336 del
>>50330
Ahem, watch the f*mmes, bigot


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.50337 del
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really rude that zigi didn't participate in the Pogi challenge today


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.50340 del
>>50336
Let's not


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well, Rai is behind 7km behind the youtube stream. that's annoying.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.50343 del
borghini going longo


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.50344 del
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Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.50346 del
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>>50111
This belongs in a museum!


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.50347 del
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Results. >>50345


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.50348 del
Reusser humiliated by old man Lamborghini (who is actually younger)


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well that favorite list comes a bit late, but seems to be more accurate than with the men


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.50350 del
>jay vine is hiding somewhere in the fog
kek


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.50351 del
elizawinslol


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.50352 del
medellin once again with some decency and yet, 1-2-3 on GC


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.50353 del
The weather frog lied to me!
It was 5° colder than he promised.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.50354 del
yes well I did not make a team for this race, so be it


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.50355 del
>>50353
I had my suspicion and called it a rest day


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>>50354
>>50354
thank you, up into the podium position


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.50357 del
2 more goombles and it's over


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.50358 del
And of course Abrahamsen is 31st. I am so so tired


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.50359 del
Wtf De Lie +12:11. Has he started his winter regime already


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.50360 del
>>50359
how do you expect to do well if you don't watch the race


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.50361 del
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>>50360
Unlike everybody here I have to work sometimes


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.50362 del
>>50361
only bertacek doesn't work


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.50363 del
>>50361
get a load of this bert


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 16:36 [Preview] No.50364 del
>>50362
That's true, he has never worked in his life


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.50365 del
Watching Paris-Tours. Maybe a nice Chenin Blanc with dinner instead of Riesling.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.50366 del
>>50364
Portfolio management is hard work


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.50367 del
wish I never worked a day in my life to be honest


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.50368 del
>>50367
I could never. I get crazy after about 10 days off.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 17:12 [Preview] No.50369 del
>>50367
it comes at the cost of baldness


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 17:12 [Preview] No.50370 del
>>50368
can you work in my stead please


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.50371 del
>>50353
gloves mit gilet status ?


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.50372 del
>I'm older than demarre
C'est fini


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.50373 del
>>50372
damn that's old


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.50374 del
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waar is puck? she didn't do the gr*vel WK and she's not in leaflands doing XC.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.50375 del
>>50374
she's having her fem moment right now


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.50376 del
4 gorillion just passed.


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>>50376
omloop and tdf biggest races of the season


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.50378 del


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>>50380
So close to the podium but I also know I am on a downward spiral and I am barely able to make it to the end. I am gone, I am dead. 5th is fine


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 18:54 [Preview] No.50382 del
Damn that whole Shirin thing is making waves reminds me of dutch ice skating


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.50383 del
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>>50381
Kamon Bert, you can do it, let winebert indulge a little bit and just go on a most boring team rampage, this is not an approach which will make the most points.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.50384 del
>>50369
god damn I like my hair but I'm willing to sacrifice it


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 19:52 [Preview] No.50385 del
>>50302
How do the French do it?


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 20:11 [Preview] No.50386 del
>>50385
French teams have the worse management of WT.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 20:13 [Preview] No.50387 del
>>50385
Have you ever watched the behind the scenes RVV youtube videos?
AG2R is better off having no communication at all because the people in the car are so inept


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>>50387
>Have you ever watched the behind the scenes RVV youtube videos?
De Roonde 2021 Behind the Scenes any day now... we just have to be a little patient bros


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 21:31 [Preview] No.50389 del
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>>50383
I'm going to be half-sloshed on Chinese wine for the next week; this is his chance.


Bert 10/12/2025 (Sun) 21:38 [Preview] No.50390 del
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I'm going to die with a full head of hair. It is what it it is.


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>>50390
Very well Bertc, someone has to.
Your absence has not gone unnoticed, I was just less worried this is a cagie situation.


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Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.50393 del
>>50387
I'm still in awe they allowed the footage to get out. Poor naesen


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.50394 del
20min max test looming on Friday. Any tips on how to approach this berts? I've never done one prior to this, and long suprathreshold work has been hard for me before. My ftp is around 380W based on other workouts and I am aiming for around 400W, but it feels really hard mentally. I guess I am afraid of blowing up around the 10min mark


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.50395 del
Apparently Scaroni begged Vine not to take the podium on Oropa
Cycling getting grim


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.50396 del
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Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.50397 del
>>50394
Are you doing this on the rapper? Can't imagine doing any hard effort like this anywhere but on some quiet climb


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.50398 del
>Paris−Roubaix is ​​the most beautiful race I have ever ridden, without all the climbs. Up until the corner where I fell, the average watts were the highest in the entire racing season. I was also satisfied with the numbers, because the route does not suit me. Van der Poel is ten kilograms heavier than me, and we have to push equally. The atmosphere and the race are unforgettable
Flanders classic bros?


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.50399 del
>>50397
Either the raper or a flat road nearby with few cars. Raper is easier logistically, flat road is maybe easier mentally. It's pretty chilly then though, which might even be good in terms of cooling


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.50400 del
>>50399
>20 minute max on flat roads
Doesn't sound that safe tbqh


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.50401 del
Quesadilla de pollo


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.50402 del
>>50394
You could do a slight negative split like target 390-395 for the first half and then ramp it up to targeting 405+ in the second half, that's how I do all 15+ minutes max efforts and it works very well for me although keep in mind the lower you go the more you need to ramp.
There's something about being in control and knowing you have more in the tank, if you make it through the first half feeling alright a lot of the doubt is gone and if you make it through the first half feeling bad and on the limit you know you never had more in the tank in the first place and the goal was unattainable.
But this shouldn't be a question of whether you can do it or not because you know you can, you know your numbers so you simply do it.


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.50403 del
So Oier Lazkano is a recovering alcoholic and didn't ride after PR because he's in rehab? Mental if true.


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.50404 del
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Francisco Mancebo is not gonna run any more in Japan and it sounds like retirement is on the horizon for him. El Niño Sevilla is the last man standing!


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.50405 del
>>50396
pretty damn good video that is


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.50407 del
>that's thr hard thing about being in the mountains, you're going up and down so much
>t. Super SEPP


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.50408 del
>>50406
pas normal


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.50409 del
>>50406
Wrong thread. See >>25


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.50410 del
>>50403
He's just like me


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.50411 del
>>50402
That sounds very good, thanks!


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 12:36 [Preview] No.50412 del
>>50406
>why don't you just 6W/kg for an hour at will bro, can't you pedal harder or what


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.50413 del
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>>50403
If you add a horizontal line in that O in Oier you end up perhaps with a theta but perhaps you end up with a B and that explains A LOT.


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 14:20 [Preview] No.50414 del
A BIG movement in the Portuguese pelotão. Lucas Lopes, the new Eulalio, will run for Efapel in 2026. So Big Moreira OUT, Little Lopes IN.


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.50415 del
oldie mavi garcia to UAE


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.50416 del
>>50414
surely he could have signed with a proconti team at least after his results in the WC and euros


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.50417 del
what will be the next bike hype after the gravelmeme


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.50418 del
>>50403
where did you get that from, sounds insane


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.50419 del
>>50417
I don't think it's going anywhere, it'll just keep evolving; the "all-road," "only bike you'll need" dream is too tantalizing


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.50420 del
>>50419
>only bike you'll need
not really good for longevity of your company
you need gimmicks, keep the freds lining up


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.50421 del
>>50420
right but they're only getting better at it so the next one will be *even more* capable on all surfaces/terrain


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.50422 del
>>50415
nice gig


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.50423 del
>>50421
water riding bikes soon


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.50424 del
>>50414
Meanwhile Morish Moreiru caught railspotting and doing MTB


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.50425 del
>>50417
Flat bar full suspension gravel bikes


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.50426 del
>>50425
would pair nicely with my drop bars hardtail


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 16:01 [Preview] No.50427 del
don't forget to make your goomble teams
everyone's favorite del toro is on the startlist


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 16:07 [Preview] No.50428 del
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Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.50429 del
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Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.50430 del
>>50427
You are fake news


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.50431 del
Remember then, this will be a G2 slurp and speedy punchy jockeys minmaxing.


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 16:30 [Preview] No.50432 del
>>50431
they won't even ride after del toro with how things are going


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 16:40 [Preview] No.50433 del
>>50432
surely he's not gonna drop the peloton on 5% salitas


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 16:44 [Preview] No.50434 del
>>50433
oh they changed the route from last year, I thought it was still the uphill finish
he'll win anyway


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 16:49 [Preview] No.50435 del
they better still have the DIESEL FARM in the other one though


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 17:07 [Preview] No.50436 del
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>>50417
I hope for my sake that next up are real race bikes with long reach but there ain't no market for that, every """race""" bike is made for and marketed to freds


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 17:13 [Preview] No.50437 del
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Who says no?


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 17:14 [Preview] No.50438 del
>>50437
be aware that there are two Gregoires in this race


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 17:15 [Preview] No.50439 del
Small chance of Hirschi because Arambarau is utterly unconvincing besides that sulfur in Itzulia or wherever that was.


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 17:15 [Preview] No.50440 del
>>50437
ARAMBARU is not going to turn it around


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 17:16 [Preview] No.50441 del
>>50438
Seen what they are trying to do here, sly bastards.


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 17:31 [Preview] No.50442 del
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big ride on saturday, run on sunday, surely this is gonna be great


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 18:14 [Preview] No.50443 del
>r*nners


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.50444 del
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Second time this week that someone had to evacuate in a tunnel. And no, both times not me. As you see this is a common occurence and it happens because the træens are old and shit


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 18:36 [Preview] No.50445 del
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Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 18:37 [Preview] No.50446 del
>>50444
saw some drunk czech crashed his train into another one in Slovakia so it could always be worse


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 18:41 [Preview] No.50447 del
>Tadej Pogacar (27) made a remarkable confession to the Slovenian news site Siol.net on Sunday. His resigned attitude during the third week of the Tour was due to a knee injury that flared up. His body went into shock and he retained fluid. Pogacar feared after the Ventoux stage that he would lose the overall victory, but despite the problems, he held on and won by 4 minutes and 24 seconds over Jonas Vingegaard.
Why is everybody else so shit


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 18:43 [Preview] No.50448 del
>>50447
so basically if jonas actually gambled on winning instead of sucking wheels he could have won


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 18:46 [Preview] No.50449 del
>>50447
So pog wasn't bored and depressed like we thought but rather actually on the verge of physical breakdown


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.50450 del
>>50448
>never pull he


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.50451 del
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>>50450
mfw kneepain pogacar still drops me on Col de la Loze


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 19:03 [Preview] No.50452 del
<Pog on Roubaix
>One thing is clear, we will soon see him again in the northern hell: "Paris-Roubaix is the most beautiful race I have ever ridden, without any climbs. Until the bend where I fell, the average watts were the highest in the entire racing season. I was also happy with the numbers, because the route doesn't suit me. Van der Poel weighs ten kilograms more than me, but we have to push equally hard. The atmosphere and the race are unforgettable," the Slovenian recalled with joy his debut on the demanding cobbled sections of northern France.
PR = highest average watts race for Pog, take notes lads


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 19:06 [Preview] No.50453 del
>>50452
slowing down on cobbles = death


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 19:15 [Preview] No.50454 del
Yes, well, the sweet spot was anything but sweet


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 20:04 [Preview] No.50455 del
>>50454
you're not supposed to reach max hr on sweetspot


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 20:40 [Preview] No.50456 del
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>>50455
>>50454
When Bertacek is running the same HR as I do for my sweetspot, something is wrong.

Considering my max HR is 204


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 20:50 [Preview] No.50457 del
Intervals.icu says my sweet spot range is 226 - 261W


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 20:51 [Preview] No.50458 del
>>50453
This was Derek Gee's claim to fame before going in the break on every single stage in the Giro that year, btw.


Bert 10/13/2025 (Mon) 22:17 [Preview] No.50459 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=k82oW21_p-Q [Embed]

Another one losing the fight


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 03:41 [Preview] No.50460 del
>>50457
Sounds about right. Anyway, good workout


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 05:05 [Preview] No.50461 del
Complete turmoil at my job because a bunch of higher ups allocated themselves a couple millions while cutting costs elsewhere
Might be a spicy day


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.50462 del


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 06:10 [Preview] No.50463 del
>Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT
how is this higher ranked than the Czech tour again?


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.50464 del
the fuck is this road in China, fucking massive. and I don't want to know what CCCP messages are displayed all over.


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.50465 del
BIG chute


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.50466 del
BAM
Magnier reigns supreme


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.50467 del
and BAM


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.50468 del
>chuting on a massive wide ass road
thanks safeR


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.50469 del
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top 10


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.50470 del
>>50469
Cofidis bros no UCI points...


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.50471 del
>>50454
So you basically did 2x25min at threshold? Very good workout, that's tough especially if you haven't trained that much in recent times. I'd do some intensity in the warm up though, like 3min at 300W+ before a 10min easy spin. Makes the intense work later on much easier.
For me it was 1h30min of heat training to start the day properly. Also starting to tinker with my fit on the bike again, switching to a 2cm longer stem and moving the saddle 2cm forward felt pretty nice today.


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.50472 del
>>50463
its on a different continent, gotta have UWT on every continent


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.50473 del
>>50472
Also no team would show up


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.50474 del
>>50472
fucking Shimano, give us a Japanese world tour race


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.50475 del
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cute squeaker embarrasses the Belgian team


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.50476 del
>>50475
affaires du squeakage
affaires du cheesage


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.50477 del
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>The prologue of the NIBC Tour of Holland starts at 7:00 PM with the first rider.
Hehe, I hope the course is lit!


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.50478 del
>>50477
It's a circle in a park apparently


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.50479 del
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Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.50480 del


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.50481 del
What's your favorite cheese Berts? Forme, it's Beaufort


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 11:23 [Preview] No.50482 del
>>50481
Brie de Meaux naturally


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.50483 del
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>>50481
the one within arms reach la, not choosy
luv me cheeses


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.50484 del
>>50481
>What's your favorite cheese
Yes


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.50485 del
>>50483
>Am*rican cheese
>women owned
Is that a warning or something. Why does it say that


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.50486 del
>>50461
So in other words, nothing new.


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.50487 del
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La Vuelta Ciclistica Internacional a Guatemala FEVER


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.50488 del
>>50485
calif*rnians love to virtue signal, please pay attention
good cheese Thoughbeit


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 13:10 [Preview] No.50489 del
>>50483
>women owned
Topest kek


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 13:12 [Preview] No.50490 del
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>>50487
I have my team ready, I hope Mardoqueo VásquezGOD will be less than 24 velocoins this time


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.50491 del
Project submitted, it's 23 degree outside. Time to ride


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.50492 del
>>50491
It's not 23 degrees outside so it will be a time for another rape
I carefully read what our dear Finnbert suggested and will of course do the opposite


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.50493 del
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Team Universe is on the startlist


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.50494 del
>>50483
oh hey lol I bike by one of these all the time


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.50495 del
>>50485
blue cheese is derived from the blue waffle ofcourse


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.50496 del
>>50487
Many heavy hitters from the Latin American peloton on the start list already including: Byron GUAMA, Kevin RIVERA, Luis Daniel OSES, Franklin ARCHIBOLD, Rodrigo CONTRERAS, Juan Diego ALBA, Yesid PIRA (of Volta fame), Yeison REYES, Robinson LOPEZ (winner of the latest edition) and of course local heroes Gerson TOC and Mardoqueo VASQUEZ.
The main European hopes seem to be Kenny NIJSSEN, Lars QUAEDVLIEG and breakaway merchant Cormac MCGEOUGH.


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.50497 del
>>50496
does my boy Robinson Chalapud still exist


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.50498 del
>>50497
Looks like he retired


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.50499 del
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>>50498
rest easy my strong warrior


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.50500 del
Another moldy bidon bites the dust
In this moment, my thoughts and prayers are with some of me mates, many of whom have had the same 1 bidon for 2-3 years


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 15:43 [Preview] No.50501 del
>>50500
have you considered cleaning them


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.50502 del
>>50501
first time I forgot in months


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.50503 del
>>50493
but no Bart Buijk


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.50504 del
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kek mao DSQ'd him for this


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.50505 del
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Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 16:24 [Preview] No.50506 del
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Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 16:30 [Preview] No.50507 del
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>>50504
what was he thinking


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 16:37 [Preview] No.50508 del
>>50507
>Burgos Burpellet BH, Aparicio's team, has since responded to the Spanish newspaper El Mundo about their rider's disqualification. "His pig emoji was just a joke aimed at his teammate (Raul García Pierna, ed.) who won the stage. It was certainly not malicious and had nothing to do with the Chinese people."

>"It's just an unfortunate coincidence, but the post was noticed and then misinterpreted and taken out of context. Numerous comments followed on his Strava profile and on Chinese social media, insulting him and even sending death threats. It's a very bizarre situation. After that, the organizers decided to disqualify Mario."

>"We've spoken with the organizers to explain what happened and to make it clear that it was certainly not an insult to China. Again, it was an unfortunate coincidence. Mario has since left the country, and everything has been resolved."


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 16:53 [Preview] No.50509 del
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No stats tomorrow until late afternoon, going to pick up my new (used, be new FOR ME) bike.


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 17:00 [Preview] No.50510 del
Lovely evening ride once again. The more I use my old MTB, the more I like it. I think it's time for me to dtich this 15kg tank and get something ligther. And with a dropper post


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 17:08 [Preview] No.50511 del
>>50510
>YNR Moho's dropper post in MSR
and he was never seen again since


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 17:10 [Preview] No.50512 del
>>50511
He won a very soulful and kino stage in the La Tour


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 17:17 [Preview] No.50513 del
🐖🇨🇳
oink


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 17:18 [Preview] No.50514 del
Xannies, ban this guy NAO


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 17:20 [Preview] No.50515 del
>>50514
It's a misunderstanding I swear. I thought it was the year of the red pig


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 17:21 [Preview] No.50516 del
>>50515
maybe 🐖 translates as LEG in suisse
hm...


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 17:24 [Preview] No.50517 del
>>50510
Berts ride this on they are 28 road tires


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 17:34 [Preview] No.50518 del
We live in the Netherlands for some reason, btw


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 17:34 [Preview] No.50519 del
Trigger warning: Chose Bean


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 17:35 [Preview] No.50520 del


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 17:37 [Preview] No.50521 del
>>50518
I hope treinbert does an extra shift after the ITT so ciclismo enjoyers can get back home


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 17:38 [Preview] No.50522 del
night prologue very cool


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 17:46 [Preview] No.50523 del
>>50518
cant see shit


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 17:57 [Preview] No.50525 del
>>50521
I don't think they let him drive all the way to the Den Hueage


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 18:01 [Preview] No.50526 del
>>50524
I have linked this on MULTIPLE occasions when Dan Uuule was running and got exactly 0 (nada) yous


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 18:03 [Preview] No.50527 del
>>50517
35 should be fine but I was rocking 2.25 inch on 29er so these basically felt like belgian road surface


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 18:04 [Preview] No.50528 del
>>50526
first time I ever see it


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.50529 del
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>>50526
I would have (You)'d, but I was busy at some loveparade if you know what I mean.


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 18:10 [Preview] No.50530 del
>>50509
what did you get bertman?


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 18:11 [Preview] No.50531 del
who the fuck is cameron rogers


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 18:12 [Preview] No.50532 del
>>50483
>Cheese Bol


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Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 18:17 [Preview] No.50534 del
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Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 18:18 [Preview] No.50535 del
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The Tour of Guangxi marks the LAST UCI World Tour event of the season, and that means the last run of /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !! This has perhaps been the most HOTLY anticipated series of wines of the year, with Berts clamoring for inside knowledge for MONTHS.

China is, historically, NOT a wine-drinking country. They prefer to guzzle cheap grain analog beers and insanely overpriced baijiu. However, there are small pockets of wine springing up throughout the country over the last couple decades. The country used to have a bit of a crush on Bordeaux, considering it a prestigious business gift, but since the government ban on wine as a business gift, the market has apparently crashed in China. Still, some wine is made. One of the "premier" regions is Ningxia which borders the Helan Mountains in Inner Mongolia, the opposite side of the country from Guangxi.

Xiaopu "Gathering MV6" ($30)

Well, I know nothing about this wine or region. It is an insane blend of Syrah, Pinor Noir, Chardonnay, "Italian Riesling" (sic), Black Muscat, Marselan, and Dunkelfelder from various vintages (hence the MV designation. The notes from the winemaker include:
>The word "gathering" on the wine label comes from Su Shi's "People Come to the Book Post:
>"I deeply follow the common sense of life and death, gathering and dispersing,
>It is useless to realize sorrow."

So I'm not sure what that's supposed to be mean. It pours a quite opaque jammy red-purple, slightly cloudy. The nose has some light Syrah wild game and olive, but has a lot of Riesling and Muscat funk. It reminds me of low-quality Finger Lakes Riesling. The palate...woof. Sour acidity, a bit of red fruit. It's just not pleasant, very disjointed, all angles and elbows.

This is certainly done in a natural style and seems to be a sort of bistro-style glou glou. The very first Chinese wine the /wtw/ offices have sampled leaves something to be desired. However, it is actually better than some of the Australian horrors we opened the year with.


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 18:18 [Preview] No.50536 del
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Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No.50537 del
>>50535
I can see the receding hairline in the reflection
very bertlike


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 18:21 [Preview] No.50538 del
>>50537
eh, it's okay for almost 38


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 18:23 [Preview] No.50539 del
>>50535
chyna


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 18:24 [Preview] No.50540 del
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Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 18:26 [Preview] No.50541 del
>>50535
cheers!
still a beer guy, but next weekend I might post some "wine to go" from my hike
I mean real local wine


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 18:27 [Preview] No.50542 del
>>50541
how local, be specific. Love a good German wein from a good weingut


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 18:32 [Preview] No.50543 del
Fatbio Fatkobsen (zonder functional iliac arteries) on his road bike


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.50544 del
haven't seen Big Gleb in a while


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 18:35 [Preview] No.50545 del
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DRIZNERS to BORA


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 18:36 [Preview] No.50546 del
>>50545
NOBODY has ever heard of that runner


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 18:53 [Preview] No.50547 del
>>50546
I know all of the de lie's friends


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 18:57 [Preview] No.50548 del
>>50535
He actually did it the madman. Spent 1000 dorrars on wine this year on wine from guest nations of wine making


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.50549 del
>>50547
What are some typical cow names on Belgium? Can't be any more exotic than the human names like Sanne, Xaydee, Laura5, you name it


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 19:00 [Preview] No.50550 del
>>50549
Bella is a classic


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 19:02 [Preview] No.50551 del
>>50550
Yeah, it was voted here most popular cow name of last year.


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.50552 del
Treinbert hatching his own eggs for long rides.


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.50553 del
>>50552
imagine the smell


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 19:16 [Preview] No.50554 del
>well stay tuned because we have quite a week ahead of us!
What do you mean? Do you want to drink more wine from temu?


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 19:21 [Preview] No.50555 del
Yes, well,
fortunately coach ordered a rest day after 4 days in a row


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 19:22 [Preview] No.50556 del
>>50535
much appreciated, looking forward to the next ones; with how large China is and the biomes it's spread across there are probably some primo grape-growing areas in there somewhere


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 19:39 [Preview] No.50557 del
>>50535
I did some reading and apparently it's common to serve red wines chilled as well (and to down small glasses in one go), maybe that would improve it


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 19:46 [Preview] No.50558 del
Giro del Veneto

>Toro 2.5
>Gregoire 5
>Wellens 13
>Hirschi 15
>Vermeersch 15
>Velasco 17
>Trentin 17
>Scaroni 21
>Covid 21
>Sivakov 26
>Christen 29
>Abrahamsen (?) 29
>Ulissi 41
>Aranbaru 41
>Morgado 501
>Donnenwirth 51
>Berckmoes 51
...
>Torres 151
>Jesus 751


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 19:50 [Preview] No.50559 del
>>50558
adjoosting


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 19:53 [Preview] No.50560 del
>>50530
More of the same, but newer and sturdier.
If I break another hardtail frame perhaps it is time to ride a full in cityscape too.


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 20:09 [Preview] No.50561 del
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>>50555
You don't have a coach


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 20:19 [Preview] No.50562 del
>>50558
>Vermeersch
lol


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.50563 del
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>>50561
>he's a coachlet
ngmi


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 20:52 [Preview] No.50564 del
>>50554
The wine is here, I'm going to drink it, and you're going to hear about it.


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 20:59 [Preview] No.50565 del
>>50561
even I have a coach, everyone does these days


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 21:33 [Preview] No.50566 del
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The great Xianjing LYU barely rode any UCI races this season


Bert 10/14/2025 (Tue) 22:10 [Preview] No.50567 del
>>50566
he's just like me (:


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 00:29 [Preview] No.50568 del
>>50566
If only he could squeak English he could be at Astana


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 01:51 [Preview] No.50569 del
my boy SIRIRONNACHAI is showing a lot of decency lately


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 02:46 [Preview] No.50570 del
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Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.50571 del
Sickness creeping in, it's over for me.
Thanks workaholic colleagues that don't stay at home


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.50572 del
>>50571
Remember to drink lots of green tea and eat well, get well soon bert


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.50573 del
another day another goomble


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.50574 del
also BAMagnier won again in the land of the pigs


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.50575 del
Pavel 2ittner has not won a race since the La Vuelta Ciclista


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.50576 del
>>50575
when you look at the three Picniccer sprinters only the shittiest one managed to score a big win


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.50577 del
C'est fini


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.50578 del
>Marlen 2eusser


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>>50577
not many riders that need to find a new team. Costiou should be interesting for any team taking the coupe de france races seriously.


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.50580 del
>>50579
Costiou has already been announced to fdj, maybe not officially


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.50581 del
KWab. Didn't know he was part of the prestigious back pain club. With his hairline and notorious drug past, he has everything in him to be a bert


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.50582 del
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I tried to adjust but I was just too late. I would have had the same team as everbody else with Velasco and Christen. Now I am stuck with Trentin and Kulset


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.50583 del
Unless he thinks Pog wins this race mapeibert gave up. Sad!


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.50584 del
>>50582
Trentin might have a chance for good result if large group comes together


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 11:28 [Preview] No.50585 del
is del toro washed or what


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.50586 del
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many same same teams again


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.50587 del
>>50585
Nobody cares anymore, the season is over
They should put these races around the milano torino slot to have some MSR training


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 12:01 [Preview] No.50588 del
>>50587
We need some races in September and October. They can't put every race in spring the startlists would get too diluted.


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.50589 del
>>50588
once the leaves call into lake coomo hets voorbij


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 12:30 [Preview] No.50590 del
Pinarello to ?? - Premier Tech


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 12:38 [Preview] No.50591 del
>>50588
Yes Paris roubaix and other coupe de france races like denain to pair with paris tours.
Too many classics riders stop after the tour depending on what the WC is profile wise.


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.50592 del
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Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.50593 del
>tfw no Mia GRIFFIN kilkenny cyc gf


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.50594 del
VIVIANI lachee early at the Torricella


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.50595 del
We live in Holland with Chose Beam


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.50596 del
>>50593
Tfw no Gillespie gf


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.50597 del
waar velodrama jobber picks, heh?
chain of events is already snappin hard


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.50598 del
>>50596
JDIMSA


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.50599 del
We live in Italy


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.50600 del
Penultimate salita
SIVAKOV goes solo
GREGOIRE goes along


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:09 [Preview] No.50601 del
runners going solo all over the place


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.50602 del
Anyone But Del Toro Please


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.50603 del
>>50602
UAE needs that 100 wins bert


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.50604 del
Isaac della Toro


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.50605 del
Et voila


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.50606 del
yes well


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.50607 del
Closing the stream


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.50608 del
Ah yes, Jose Bean, my beloved, you will have to do


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.50609 del
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ok, time to watch ciclismo. um dare I say it: lame


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.50610 del
hard to give a shit anymore tbh


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.50611 del
Random UAE goons winning everything is way worse than Pogacar's dominance, tbh. Not his fault that he is the best rider in the history of the sport.


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.50612 del
Who names his son ramses?


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.50613 del
>>50610
Time to watch sumo next month then.


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.50614 del
>>50612
Better than Nintendo.


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.50615 del
>>50611
Pog restrains himself to .UWT unless there's no other option, this is obscene


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.50616 del
>pick 2 astanas
>2 other astanas do well
incredible


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.50617 del
>>50612
Egyptians


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.50618 del
>>50611
his season should have ended with lombardia, let the lessers fight for a win once


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.50619 del
>>50613
/bert/ is /bolo palma/ general


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.50620 del
disqualify the Burgos rider for posting a cow emoji next to the Italian flag


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.50621 del
Del Toro is the real Next Merckx, statpadding his win count with a bunch of second- and third-tier races


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.50622 del
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the fuck is this?


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.50623 del
also how much of this outburst of winning is him exorcising his Giro demons - he gave away a GT because he was nervous about being aggressive and now he can't help himself


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.50624 del
>holds off 4 astana riders pacing while celebrating in your path


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.50625 del
well as always I will just cover the fight for 2nd place


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.50626 del
>>50619
Hungary national team X-ed with Portugal yesterday.


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.50627 del
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sivakov 2nd lol


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.50628 del
>>50627
embarrassing display from the peleton


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.50629 del
>25 bardiani shitters and not one near the front
lmao


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.50630 del
Was that Kulset?????


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.50631 del
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Verona the gateway to the Brenner pass.


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.50632 del
Oh Abradopesen great. It's over then


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.50633 del
Rodriguez to Astana. well, that was quick.


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.50634 del
>No it wasn't easy I only celebrated for 2km and my teammate got 2nd easily haha


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.50635 del
>>50633
Carlos? huh


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.50636 del
>>50630
Abrahamsen


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.50637 del
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top 10


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.50638 del
>>50635
The other CRod


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.50639 del
hirschi being so bad in this does prove that they're just doping at UAE right?


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.50640 del
>>50635
see >>50579 if you are interested in the latest fire sale, it doesn't costiou a lot


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.50641 del
And Velasco 5th so I am actually losing points again. Crushing a bag of chips in my hands, punching the couch etc


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.50642 del
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German Eurosport has Holland tour. nice.


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.50643 del
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>>50637
>Sivakov

pick him, nothing happens
don't pick him, he still buffed from the last pick


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.50644 del
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trein spotted


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.50645 del
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merlol wins


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.50646 del
120 kg Abrhamasohn??? A FAGundex?? I don't understand this sport one bit anymore
I am gonna lock myself in one of those infamous dutch tunnels, lock the doors and throw away the keys


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.50647 del
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1 merlier
2 kooij
3 lund
4 ttt


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.50648 del
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>non-Roman city
lame


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.50649 del
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top 10


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.50650 del
>>50649
crab kings, good result


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they need to calculate the GC leader first, will take some time


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.50652 del
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Quickstep with 50 victories this season.


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.50653 del
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a fucking Swede new GC leader


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.50654 del
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Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.50655 del
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GC
Lidl reigning supreme


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.50656 del
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kek, what a shitty podium


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.50657 del
>>50656
classic stingy dutch thing


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.50658 del
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We call Dordrecht "Dordt" for short btw. And there is this saying: Hoe dichter bij Dordt, hoe rotter het wordt


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.50659 del
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>>50657
they are new to the cycling thing outside from some kermis races and Maastricht is far away from Holland, so Amstel and Volta NXT don't count. a bit surprising that they are bringing ZLM tour back next year, but will it replace the the tour of Holland?


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.50660 del
LIE bros I don't feel so good


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.50661 del
UAE 5 races short of getting to 100. I don't see them winning 3 stages in Chayna, nor Vine beating Tardling at chrono. only the other Veneto being a boring affair, if they start with del stier again or bored pogi making a surprise appearance.


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.50662 del
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look at this bullshit, Pogi would be excoriated if he pulled this in a 1.1 race


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.50663 del
>>50658
next your telling us some leiden in Leiden, bread in breda and stinky Gouda jokes?


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.50664 del
>>50662
>Molteni 1-3-4-6-9-11
sulphorous enough


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.50665 del
if UAE had even a remotely good sprinter they'd be at like 115 wins right now


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.50666 del
>>50639
yes
yes it does


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.50667 del
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Top 10, full report will come in later.
I think the Irish guy picked all UAE squad.


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.50668 del
>>50667
>I think the Irish guy picked all UAE squad.
kek, I bet doing this all season long would have been a winning move


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:14 [Preview] No.50669 del
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POINTS

I pick up 18 points on Tismbert. Bertacek remains out of the /ELITE TOP 5/ even as Mapeidurecht forgots to make a team again.


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:16 [Preview] No.50670 del
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Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:17 [Preview] No.50671 del
>>50670
who are even behind that youtube channel? some labor union?


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:21 [Preview] No.50672 del
>>50670
barely ever consume slop 2bqh


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:25 [Preview] No.50673 del
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>>50670
I just eat meat, veggies and pasta these days
no prepared shit


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.50674 del
>>50673
This and bread.


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:28 [Preview] No.50675 del
>>50673
and eggs ofcourse but that's a given


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:31 [Preview] No.50676 del
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Had a nice sandwich for lunch mit:
Soppressata
Mortadella
Prosciutto
Aged Provelone
Calabrian chili paste
Lettuce, tomato, olive oil, vinegar
Fresh hero roll


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:38 [Preview] No.50677 del
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E morto il Re, viva il Re.


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:39 [Preview] No.50678 del
>>50677
cool cool cool
any big plans?


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:41 [Preview] No.50679 del
>>50678
A bikepack camping would be called for.
I can fit that rig with maybe an extra small bag on the rear rack, no paniers or anything.
The tent and sleeping bag just travels instead of the bag on the bar.


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:45 [Preview] No.50680 del
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>>50679
nice, I hope to do some bikepacking next year


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.50681 del
>>50677
nice flatbar gr*velbike. I think you are going to miss the triple front ring.


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.50682 del
And that 1x little sprocket is really smol.
On the hardest speed I will be Z2ing in 10kg time. But that's a minor and easy upgrade to make.
In general the bike is in good shape, wheels needs some righting, some tiny paint scrapes needs to be q-tipped with paint from a black matte paint spray, but for the price point of below 600 eurobucks this is more than fine.


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:48 [Preview] No.50683 del
>>50682
both the chainring and the cassette look small, whats the ratio


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:58 [Preview] No.50684 del
>>50680
I missed out on the 3 day trip to mont aigoual I wanted to do this summer. Next year


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 17:13 [Preview] No.50685 del
>>50684
I'm going to Austria next year to hopefully do some big rides


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 17:29 [Preview] No.50686 del
>>50685
Where you going? I really like the lakes close to salzburg but you need a gravel/mtb


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 17:40 [Preview] No.50687 del
>>50686
nothing concrete decided yet, only the destination is set but I hope close to the alps
I'm not going alone so I need to convince others to let me cyclismo


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 17:44 [Preview] No.50688 del
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wonder wot this might contain


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 17:45 [Preview] No.50689 del
>>50687
>I hope close to the alps
Pretty hard to be far tbqh, even vienna is great for ciclismo


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 17:48 [Preview] No.50690 del
>>50683
42T-11 and 30T


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 17:52 [Preview] No.50691 del
>>50688
contents of paypiggery


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 17:58 [Preview] No.50695 del
>>50688
A 100$ fan that could have been a pair of good quality bib to ride outside


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 18:00 [Preview] No.50696 del
>>50688
Well its obviously a vacmaster fan, cmon its right there on the package how do you not see it?? Why are you so STUPID 🤬


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 18:01 [Preview] No.50699 del
it was actually that swedish butthole soap haha tricked you berts


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 18:13 [Preview] No.50700 del
fucking hell dude
is he ever going to stop making these monstrosities, glad they dsq'd him


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 18:23 [Preview] No.50701 del
>>50700
Literally an attention whore at that point


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 18:23 [Preview] No.50702 del
>>50700
reminder that TT bike haters are unaware that this is what's in store for them if TTs were ridden on road bikes
does your source for this picture detail what stem he's using? I'm looking for long stem options and can't find anything outside of one chinese brand but that's not the one


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 18:25 [Preview] No.50703 del
>>50702
>TT bike haters
Who?


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.50704 del
>>50703
I've seen lots of anti tt bike posts on cyc so whoever posted those posts


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 18:28 [Preview] No.50705 del
>>50704
You mean like keep the TT but on regular road bikes? I'd rather remove the TTs altogether tbqh


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 18:31 [Preview] No.50706 del
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>the coldest winter in YEARS, they say


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 18:31 [Preview] No.50707 del
>>50705
yeah like that
I like time trials, its a very good discipline it's just that barely anyone is able to compete in it so only the very tail end of the start list is interesting to watch


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 18:32 [Preview] No.50708 del
>>50702
he works together with toot engineering so they might just 3d print it for him or something


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 18:38 [Preview] No.50709 del
>>50700
Attack bike with an integrated crossbow.


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 18:39 [Preview] No.50710 del
>>50706
Alhamdullilah.


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 18:41 [Preview] No.50711 del
>>50708
I see well that's a bummer


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>>50706
whatever happened to heat records every year, now we're back to shit weather and cold


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 18:45 [Preview] No.50713 del
>>50706
bib investors in the mud
rape enjoyers winning and grinning


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 18:57 [Preview] No.50714 del
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>banned from /tv/ again
peculiar


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 18:58 [Preview] No.50715 del
>>50711
could always e-mail them and ask, their entire image is making stuff like that
their instagram is full of them wanking themselves off about the bike

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aTgcSa447OM [Embed]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C6MViVQs9Kq/


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 19:04 [Preview] No.50716 del
>>50714
mhm yes I can already tell what kind of poster you are


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 19:06 [Preview] No.50717 del
>>50714
What did they charge you with?


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 19:14 [Preview] No.50718 del
>>50717
20 years in the slammer for dumping his big guy 4 u folder


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 19:16 [Preview] No.50719 del
>>50717
The good old "posting in off-topic threads"


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 19:19 [Preview] No.50720 del
>>50715
I've checked their page but the long stem seems to be a custom job and all of their stuff is already really expensive off the shelf. I don't like the shape of their handlebar but it has a long reach and that would be great to have, probably much better than a longer stem with normal bars. Never seen that before so that's probably the only one with that attribute, I can't even paypig anything because nobody makes what I desire.
What happened to capitalism?


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 19:21 [Preview] No.50721 del
>>50720
Buy a 3d printer


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 19:22 [Preview] No.50722 del
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Finished ELDEN RING. Well that was easy. Maybe my level was a bit high in the end (190)


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 19:22 [Preview] No.50723 del
>>50720
anything used in competition is for sale


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 19:26 [Preview] No.50724 del
Here's the deal, veloman forgot adding Race day 43 to pedaler page, thus I can't scrape results the normal way.
Hope he amends this, if not I will find anudda way, worst case scenario just add them manually but no GC update for now.


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 19:39 [Preview] No.50726 del
Picks, results. >>50692 >>50698


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 19:48 [Preview] No.50727 del
>>50723
Yeah sure but at what price, I don't even see a stem in their shop. I currently have 79mm reach bars so the reach of these bars is great but I don't like the upward tilt at the hoods and the shallow 105mm drop at all and I don't want bars that narrow either. This clocks in at 430€ for a piece of plastic tsk
They do make some classy looking titanium framesets.
>>50721
yeah that's the way forward shit I will straight up make my own frame


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 19:49 [Preview] No.50728 del
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>>50726
That is interesting. I will be EXACTLY 300 points behind 3rd place. And the winner of the race gets 300. Who wrote this


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.50729 del
>>50714
I feel like I'm banned from /tv/ about 50% of the time for coomposting.

Sorry, it's just the life I live.


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 20:43 [Preview] No.50730 del
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>>50718
>>50719
>>50729
bunch of criminals in our midst


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 21:13 [Preview] No.50731 del
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>>50677
>/mtb/


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 22:46 [Preview] No.50732 del
Vorarlberg dopeur Jannis PETER to Tietema


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 23:02 [Preview] No.50733 del
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>One Velogoomble left
What are we going to discuss after this weekend


Bert 10/15/2025 (Wed) 23:05 [Preview] No.50734 del
>>50733
mudracing is due, the VERY prestigious Kiremko Nacht van Woerden is coming up, which i have a press pass for


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 00:21 [Preview] No.50735 del
>>50733
you lot? probably p*rchaseposting


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 03:24 [Preview] No.50736 del
>>50727
You can just go the custom frame raod as well, but these things cost a fortune


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 03:40 [Preview] No.50737 del
>>50702
If I were looking for an extra long stem I'd buy this: https://www.velobike.co.nz/products/elite-longboi-stem Options go up to 200mm, with various different angles.
This is also potentially relevant for me as I am tweaking by raper fit and I just switched to a 150mm stem as I put my position much more foreward.


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 05:03 [Preview] No.50738 del
>>50733
One more MVDF humiliation


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No.50739 del
New details into the Sram-UCI legal battle. I found this bit quite funny:
>The hearing was formally conducted in French, at the UCI’s own request, though in an ironic twist, it later tried to submit an English-language video as evidence, forcing the college to remind everyone of the official procedural language and leaving the UCI dedicating much of its 30-minute submission slot to translating its own video.
This is a very good article on the topic. Fuck UCI, I hope some of the other ridiculous rules are changed in the future because of this like the stupid TT position rules that make TT'ing as a taller person so difficult.
https://escapecollective.com/why-the-bcas-sram-ruling-could-redefine-uci-governance/


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 05:39 [Preview] No.50740 del
>>50739
How is this a good thing? UCI being slave to marketing greed is the worse thing that could happen to ciclismo. Especially sram, fuck sram


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.50741 del
Reminder that bikes peaked 8 years ago, and now are 30% more expensive, 1kg heavier and harder to service because bike manufacturers needed you to buy new wheels


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.50742 del
Magnier world domination


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.50743 del
>>50742
Skjelmose about to break his contract it seems


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.50744 del
>>50743
Lidl sent him in an injured state to China. I'd be pissed as well at. they would never do the same with Ayuso.


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.50745 del
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how is this UCI legal?


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.50746 del
>>50740
How exactly is not having ridiculous gearing standards "marketing greed"? The gearing thing would have only hurt Sram riders for no reason at all, it would not have made racing any safer. Sram having innovated the 10T cog is a good thing, more gearing range for those who want it.


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.50748 del


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.50751 del
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Last goombling and last picks and shits for a while, looks like I am finishing 8th which is one spot higher than last year's 9th but I have also not picked Pogicaca for the better half of last year and had a completely disastrous 2/3 of this year.
We shall see in 26.
I will deliberately not do Tour Down Under because I will be probably itching to run the scripts after 3 months of break and don't want to fall into the autistic trap of "I already did one, I HAVE to do all the rest".
But Ompoop and occasional one day race script running may occur.
I will be updating GC though


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.50752 del
>>50751
Thank you for your services bert.


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.50753 del
>>50746
I don't really care about gearing standards, I just think that in general equipment innovation doesn't bring anything to the sport. Just sometimes some riders will have an unfair advantage.


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.50754 del
>>50753
Just in recent years equipment innovation has brought wider tyres to the market for the everyman which is a good thing, more comfortable and faster. Crazy UCI regulations not based on anything have just made the sport much harder for any outliers: TT bike regulations (sticks aren't allowed to be as long as they should, saddle must be 5cm behind the BB for no reason) have made TT bikes much less comfortable than tri bikes, especially for taller riders; handlebar regulations exclude smaller women for no real reason and make racing far worse for them; and so on.
I am all for limiting equipment innovation for safety reasons if it's reasonable. Like demanding slower, more punctureproof tyres for every racer? No problem imo, makes for safer and slower racing. Or limiting clothing aero in some way (just limiting aero socks / overshoes would make riders lose 10W) for the same reason.


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.50755 del
>>50744
He was already not happy that the team had signed Ayuso without telling him and now they sent him to China with a bad back. I think he might not be extending with Trek next time.


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.50756 del
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We finally have a Finnish continental level team as UN Cycling Team that dominated the local Finnish scene aims to get closer to the top European level


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.50757 del
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>>50737
Nice thanks I've come across a similar stem that's sold under different names on aliexpress and I assume it's a copy of that one except for the faceplate. Costs around 100€ and it's available in 6/12/17° and 160-180mm length, it's also much heavier.


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.50758 del
>>50754
Humm you might be right, I guess I still haven't made peace with the death of rim brakes.
Speaking of wider tires, how wide are berts going on their road bikes?


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.50759 del
>>50739
kek
>>50754
I agree with all that, just fyi as far as I know all the arbitrary UCI ruling around TT and track bikes comes from the graham obree era where that man made his own bike to cook up super aero positions with which he dominated individual pursuit, the UCI first directly banned pic rel. and then the superman position which he came up next and then they imposed a bunch of these rules like the saddle behind BB and the maximum extension length thing to prevent the development of new positions as much as possible. There's a documentary on youtube about him, it's a good watch.

IMO an easy fix for many UCI regulations like handlebar width and extension length would be making them all in relation to the rider such as handlebar width in relation to the riders shoulder width and so on, these blanket statement rules fuck over too many people as you said.


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.50760 del
I only have one (1) bice and it's still the first that I ever p*rchased
it just werks


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.50761 del
Tosh VAN DER SANDE retires. Whoever that is. Another anonymous Visma drone used up


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.50762 del
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Kermiscross Ardooie OFFICIAL /bet/

>Van Thourenhout 2.25
>Aerts 2.5
>Wyseure 4
>Groypers 19
>Orts Lloret 26
>Hendrixx 29
>Kamp 41
>Meeussen 41
>Mason 67
>Coitus 151
>Meeusen 251
>Alderweireld 301


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.50763 del
business idea for the tour of holland. after the prologue and today's ITT there should be a TTT as well. just make the total time trial tour, so riders can use their aerocontraptions to their liking.


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.50764 del
based


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.50765 del
>>50758
I ride 28s that measure a little under 30, if I could get/fit wider rims I would go a bit wider


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.50766 del
>>50764
Cyrill van HauwaertGOD, winner of MSR and P-R in 1908. Now THAT was a runner


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.50767 del
>>50762
Waar SWEECK he


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.50768 del
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Anyway, I need 300 points. So a surprise winner. Bert will of course do the most boring team as usual, so I will have to make a ridiculous one and hope for a ridiculous result. And if Del Dopo is on the startlist that means it's OVER


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.50769 del
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>>50762
Wait I just noticed a most of these are fake names. Coitus? Meeussen and Meeusen. Are those the ones from Tintin?


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.50770 del
>>50769
The great Witse and Tom MEEUS(S)ENS


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.50771 del
>>50768
Yes well UAE only has 6 on startlist right now, so there is a Torito-shaped hole in their roster


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.50772 del
Joseph (Sepp) Being


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.50773 del
>>50772
Why does this person even exist, even normies don't like her


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.50774 del
Huh, tour of holandia is already over


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 13:54 [Preview] No.50775 del
Tratnik bros we are back


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 13:55 [Preview] No.50776 del
>>50773
Diversity quota (fat untalented woman)


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.50777 del
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>15 km flat
>20 km flat
>10 km flat
>25 km flat
>15 km flat
why are ZWIFT races like this?
why do I complain about it every month?
And NO, I am NOT joining the ZZZWWALGBTSDFQWT Racing, I will prefer to complain


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.50778 del
>>50777
just race against your shadow


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.50779 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GIx7zCFt078 [Embed]
Bald fraud reviewing the new Garmin PM
>absolute no squeaking
How can assiomas even compete? And is it worth the $500 premium?


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.50780 del
>>50778
That's exactly what I do


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.50781 del
>transfers:
Kamp to Uno-X
Rouland to Cofidis
Hänninen and Laurens Huys to continue their careers as conti jobbers at Nice Métropole Cote d'Azur
19 Belgian pros still without contract for next season
>kermiscross result:
Brand wins, mens race currently underway (with Van tour skin, troon aerts)
>other news:
lab rat tosh van der sande retires
Barguil contract extenstion at picknick until 2027
fem to return to the CX circus this sunday at superprestige ruddervoorde


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.50782 del
>>50781
>Barguil contract extenstion at picknick until 2027
why


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.50783 del
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>>50782
unlike the other French rider retiring at his age, he doesn't seem to have his retirement fund filled yet


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.50784 del
did not yet see anyone talk about the 5th grand tour, aka Tour de SERBIA, with a star-studded startlist


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.50785 del
>>50784
>Oscar PPATTT
peculiar name


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.50786 del
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>>50733
The very best of Central American ciclismo, of course


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.50787 del
>>50751
Thanks for the effort!


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.50788 del
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>>50751
thanks king


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.50789 del
>>50751
down under you will hear the marseille la marseillaise being sung while suffering from a serious case of omloop fever. don't fight it.


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.50790 del
Matty O'Jorge extends till 2029, what a shame


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.50791 del
>>50790
I wonder if he's ever gonna ride a rice for himself that isn't PN


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.50792 del
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>>50751
thanks Bert!


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.50793 del
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he really is the de lie of stage races


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.50794 del
>>50791
even PN this year didn't seem like a sure thing that he'd go for it, with Jonas on the startlist


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.50795 del
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>>50794
he sure loves to bygma those jonas balls


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 16:00 [Preview] No.50796 del
>>50791
Even though Simon Yeis lucked into a Giro win you still have to imagine Jorgenson is their second in line after Jonas for stage races.
He should have lots of opportunities if they split them up to give them separate race programmes.


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 16:06 [Preview] No.50797 del
>>50796
they've offered him giro leadership twice and he rejects because he really loves working for vingegaard or something
I mean this year again, italian races as leader? no I will work for vingegaard in the vuelta where he was almost guaranteed to win


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 16:06 [Preview] No.50798 del
New thread soon


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.50799 del
Before I post the new thread I need to know if the AI bot is ok with superprestige CX races


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.50800 del
Ok, let me try, if there's no new thread you know why


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.50802 del


Bert 10/16/2025 (Thu) 16:48 [Preview] No.50805 del
>>50797
Fair enough I didn't know they had already offered him Giro leadership.



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