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/cyc/ - general Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No. 48743
farewell edition

>Current and upcoming races
07.10 Binche - Chimay - Binche / Mémorial Frank Vandenbroucke 1.1
07.10 Binche Chimay Binche pour Dames 1.1 WE
07.10 Tre Valli Varesine 1.Pro
07.10 Tre Valli Varesine Women's Race 1.Pro WE
09.10 Gran Piemonte 1.Pro
09.10 - 12.10 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.Pro
11.10 Tour de Vendée 1.1
11.10 Il Lombardia 1.UWT
12.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Valdengo Oropa 1.1
12.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda Donne - Comune di Valdengo 1.1 WE
12.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro
14.10 - 19.10 Gree-Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT1
14.10 - 16.10 Tour of Chongming Island 2.WWT
14.10 - 19.10 Tour of Holland 2.1
15.10 Giro del Veneto 1.Pro
15.10 Veneto Women 1.1 WE
19.10 Tour of Guangxi Women's WorldTour 1.WWT
19.10 Veneto Classic 1.Pro
19.10 Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race 1.Pro
19.10 Chrono des Nations 1.1
19.10 Chrono des Nations 1.1 WE

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/bA0Cb5BK (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>47741


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.48745 del
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Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.48756 del
wielerfits made a list who could possibly be the next next remco for visma replacing the next remco
>blackmore
<fisher black
>lecerf
<pellizzari
>poole
<sheffield
>the next uijtebroeks aka lennert van eetvelt


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.48762 del
>>48756
isn't every single one of these riders under a long contract


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.48763 del
let the fanposting commence


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.48765 del
>>48756
man I just read this, they even mention seixas, widar and finn
I know journos love writing fanfiction but this is a bit much


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 15:44 [Preview] No.48766 del
>>48763
I actually need some advice here too. I swear like a monster


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.48767 del
>>48766
I also sweat like a monster


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.48768 del
>"I already indicated during the Vuelta a España that I'd like to contest the Giro d'Italia, but it's not just up to me. It's also about what the team wants. Of course, I have my wishes, but we also have to look at it as a team and see what our goals will be for next season."

>Vingegaard and Visma | Lease a Bike still need to meet to discuss his 2026 racing schedule. It's not yet certain whether the 28-year-old Dane will actually make his debut in the Italian race next year, but we can expect Vingegaard to be back at the start of the Tour de France next year.

>"I think the Tour will still be the main goal," says the two-time Tour de France winner. "That will remain the case almost every year, as long as I can fight for the overall victory."

jesus just let the dude ride what he wants, Trine was right


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.48770 del
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Results. >>48769


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 15:55 [Preview] No.48771 del
FUCK this was a disaster.
Even a coin toss between Dainese and Ballerini was not a coin toss and of course I have decided to keep the wrong one.


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.48772 del
>>48770
Another disaster for Bertacek. But I feel like I'm not going to catch the elite top 4.


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 15:59 [Preview] No.48773 del
Wahoo Headwind. It's a luxury for sure, but having it linked to my heart rate and never thinking about it is nice. It simply comes on when I put on the HRM and ramps up to full speed at 70% maxhr or above. Bought it used, which helps a bit.


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 15:59 [Preview] No.48774 del
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>>48770
still in the middle, if only my breakaway boys had another 10 seconds
oh well it was worth it


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 16:02 [Preview] No.48775 del
>>48768
this sucks, let him do the giro


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.48776 del
>>48773
Atfull speed it's about as good as the Vacmaster but costs much more, you'd be better off with three vacmasters.
>>48770
I feel I'd be top10 overall if the season started after the Tour


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 16:14 [Preview] No.48777 del
If Pogacar wins this saturday you’re officially watching the most monotone cycling season ever


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 16:15 [Preview] No.48778 del
>>48775
imo all the top runners should be forced into the tour and the giro should be reserved for 2nd and 3rd tier gc riders like this year
if vingo goes to the giro it'll be super boring


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 16:17 [Preview] No.48779 del
>>48773
>>48776
phwoar that's some spicy fanposting already las


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 16:17 [Preview] No.48780 del
>>48778
yes and the la vuelta can be reserved only for hardmen who do at least three consecutive GTs in the same year


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.48781 del
>>48778
business idea
both vingo and pogi go to the giro and all the jobbers go to the tour


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 16:22 [Preview] No.48782 del
business idea: jonas fingerguards
basically track mitts but the inverse, kinda like a condom for each digit to protect from rapid shifting and breaking


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.48783 del
I wanted to make a funny and screenshot a team full of Red bulls with caption "rate my 0 pts team" but the startlist has like 40 runners in it


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 16:33 [Preview] No.48784 del
Just bought a Vacmaster


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 16:34 [Preview] No.48785 del
>>48784
buy 2


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.48787 del
>>48784
Very good bert, you won't regret it. The problem is that the perfect amount of vacmasters is n+1, you always want one more


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.48788 del
>>48773
>Wahoo Headwind
300€ for a fan sounds insane


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 16:50 [Preview] No.48789 del
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>>48788
they offer a desk to put your device on for 200€
unironically


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 16:51 [Preview] No.48790 del
unless your living situation doesn't allow for it, why aren't you raping on your balcony/porch or whatever location lets your neighbors observe you while you enjoy fresh air.


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 16:56 [Preview] No.48791 del
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>>48789
>437 reviews


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 16:56 [Preview] No.48792 del
>>48790
to lazy too move me whole setup outside init


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.48793 del
>>48790
everything has it's place and I'm not lugging it down the stair every time


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.48794 del
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>>48790
that sounds really unhealthy and stupid
like, if its 0-5°C, raining, snowing and windy you're freezing and if its not cold you're not getting cooled enough. Look at the wind speeds that the vaxmaster or wahoo headwind can produce and keep in mind that you actually need that at max when you're pushing watts in the 300-500s and more
also imagine moving a computer and all that shit out there, seems like a massive headache not to mention why would you want everyone around you to see you on the raper when you're going hard, giga hard even


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.48795 del
>>48778
Jonas can do the Giro-Tour double


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 17:02 [Preview] No.48796 del
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>>48794
>neighbour sees the glint of your eyes in the dark when you're going hard at at night


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 17:02 [Preview] No.48797 del
>>48791
>5* - 335
>4* - 64
and the 13 one stars are mostly just people who didn't receive the item at all or it arrived damaged while some lament the poor build quality


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 17:04 [Preview] No.48798 del
>paypigs need more than this


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 17:05 [Preview] No.48799 del
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Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 17:05 [Preview] No.48800 del
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>>48798
you just paypigged yourself to need more than that


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 17:08 [Preview] No.48801 del
>>48796
>Elfride next door has to witness me screaming, swearing and grunting as I pedal hard


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 17:10 [Preview] No.48802 del
>How is Gigante coping now? "Some people feel compelled to send messages or comment on social media posts. It's not hard to spot hateful messages, but I always wonder: is it really necessary to send me a message?"

>"Not so long ago, I posted on social media, giving an update on my broken femur, but I also received some very nasty messages. Isn't that unnecessary? It's quite sad; I don't know what's wrong with these people."

>You know, I don't think I've ever received any unpleasant messages from women. I can't say for sure, of course, but they're all men. Which, by the way, I do want to emphasize that most male cycling fans are actually quite nice.

the return of bert zonder foto


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 17:13 [Preview] No.48803 del
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>>48802
well men are the only ones who watch her races, women don't know who she is


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 17:15 [Preview] No.48804 del
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do you agree with this wielerflits boomer


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.48805 del
>>48804
>some schizobert 20 years into the future spams pics of jonas


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 17:21 [Preview] No.48806 del
>>48805
Don't need to imagine it, there's already a bunch of mentally ill Danes that do this


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 17:21 [Preview] No.48807 del
>>48804
>rating pre covid boomer cycling
>rating prehistoric ancientfag cycling
they are already #1 and #2 of all times simple as


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.48808 del
>>48807
I only rate races won on steel bikes


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 17:29 [Preview] No.48809 del
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>>48808
But you're not even a steel is real boomer are you? That's one of the burgerberts


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 17:44 [Preview] No.48810 del
>>48790
You'd unironically still need a fan a lot of the time unless it's quite wimdy


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.48811 del
>>48808
paypigs and wattlets will HATE this post


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 18:07 [Preview] No.48812 del
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Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No.48814 del
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Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 18:20 [Preview] No.48815 del
TT helmet ban in RR, finally


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 18:31 [Preview] No.48816 del
>>48814
A very grande Bert!


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.48817 del
>>48814
Autismbert humbled


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.48819 del
>>48816
where's the twitter shoutout from veloman? I'd buy a frame if I'd win one time.


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.48820 del
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Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.48821 del
On these Varese valleys vi vill have the same team.


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 18:53 [Preview] No.48822 del
>>48816
impressive, very nice


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 19:25 [Preview] No.48823 del
>>48821
let's all not pick del dopo please


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 19:40 [Preview] No.48824 del
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>>48816
i kneel


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 20:12 [Preview] No.48825 del
berts are very strong at the goomble


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.48826 del
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>>48816
>>48824
>Bert Podium


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 21:00 [Preview] No.48827 del
time for a ride (in odd numbered zones only of coursh)


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 22:43 [Preview] No.48829 del
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The absolute state of velodrama startlist


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 23:38 [Preview] No.48830 del
>>48829
All the best riders are there. You can put together an invincible team right now


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 23:47 [Preview] No.48831 del
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let me guess...you NEED more


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.48832 del
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My Coppa Bernocchi rank is 33 out of 4002. And still I lost points to every rival. How did everybert suddenly get such a huge performance boost. I am producing my best picks ever but it just doesn't cut it anymore. Something has changed and it is not normal


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 23:51 [Preview] No.48833 del
>>48832
have you tried goombling harder?


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 23:56 [Preview] No.48834 del
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>>48833
With the picks I am producing I could ride away from the peloton a few years ago. Now I am breaking my personal records and I am barely able to stay in the grupetto


Bert 10/06/2025 (Mon) 23:59 [Preview] No.48835 del
We all feel a little stupid


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 00:03 [Preview] No.48836 del
Czech Tour upgraded to Pro Series


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 00:04 [Preview] No.48837 del
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>>48835
Already this Superclasico has been depressing, with the American mapeibert surprising in the passes. Sure, let him do a holdup in the Coppa Bernocchi. But at least have some decency to hide the next day


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.48838 del
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I have decided I think tan sidewalls look better than black.

>>48836
still not getting a wine or beer


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 00:11 [Preview] No.48839 del
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>>48837
what are you implying


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 00:14 [Preview] No.48840 del
my sources are hearing rumours of a potential Vaxxmaster sponsership for the cyc team jersey this upcoming season


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 01:41 [Preview] No.48841 del
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>>48770
nice. imagine if tismbert finishes 4th after i practically gifted him 3rd. now THAT would be embarrassing


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.48842 del
Watch him come up with every possible excuse not to go watch it live


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.48843 del
PIDCOCK in Tre Valli.
No really, the right PIDCOCK, an old switcheroo with his bro.


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.48844 del
>>48843
Giuseppe Pidcock will top 20


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.48845 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xOWD58K3c3g [Embed]


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.48846 del
>>48843
Whatever NOT picking him


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.48847 del
Fuck maybe I should. But then my WHOLE team needs to be adjusted. FUCK


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.48848 del
<Pidcock Out
>Pidcock In
I'm gonna adjoost!


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.48849 del
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>Vermandele Herfstcriterium-Oostrozebeke


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.48850 del
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>>48847
Why, we have the same team. I only needed to get that tramadol guy out, 1:1.


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.48851 del
Tre Valli ladies are also going commando


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.48852 del
>>48851
What????


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.48853 del
World Campeon goes solo


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.48854 del
That dopeur Conca has had some great results for his new team


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.48855 del
Second thoughts about not picking SKUIJNS but I think there is far too many light guys who will want to chase UAEmierda plus nowhere to diesel back for him.
Psyop me, quick.


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.48856 del
>>48855
Can't adjust anyway so why worry, it's in the goomblegod hands now


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.48857 del
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Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.48858 del
Attaque sub-criticale campeon del mundo


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.48859 del
>>48855
I don't have Skujins. Only if the race was 100 km longer. Also no Shitcock because FUCK him


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.48860 del
CAIDA MOONMAN PATIO


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.48861 del
World Champion lachee at the Pendenzas!


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.48862 del
Wheelsucking by lamborghini brings fruits again


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.48863 del
The Americans have the exact same team. VERY suspicious


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.48864 del
That hidden thread to kwab autismbert out the top 3 was a good idea tbh


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.48865 del
I just realized I am due to take my newborn baby home from hospital the day of the NYC marathon


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.48866 del
>>48863
I didn't see Martinez on start list last night.

But he never has two good races in a row so you're doomed


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.48867 del
>>48859
I see. Really wanted STORER in but I thought it is too short and too punchy for him with this startlist but perhaps this year nothing is.


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.48869 del
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>>48865
Take the baby on a newborn bicycle ride


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.48873 del
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Picks. >>48868


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.48874 del
>>48869
>Trying to cross this while balancing a baby on my top tube


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.48875 del
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>>48873
why is POGACAR all caps


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.48876 del
>>48875
Means not on the startlist

Cheeky prank from our resident statistician


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.48877 del
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>>48875
Don't know, it's like the 5 last stat I will post, I am just not going to fix it.


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.48878 del
>>48874
Forgot pick. I live directly on marathon route


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.48879 del
>>48875
all caps is for being euro and world champion at the same time. remco's name appearing in golden doesn't need any explanation.


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.48880 del
>>48878
Get out the killdozer


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.48881 del
>>48878
What a hellscape. I could never live in a concrete jungle like that.
Do.you even know the concept of silence or what a midnight sky looks like?,


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.48882 del
>>48878
go for a run eh


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.48883 del
you should NOT be having children if you can't even look at a calendar to see what might be happening in the world around you


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.48884 del
>>48883
But I did look at a calendar. That's why I know when the marathon is.


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 12:36 [Preview] No.48885 del
>>48881
Of course he doesn't. Americans are CRAZY


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.48886 del
>>48884
>needing to look at a calendar to know when the NYCM happens
DYET?


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No.48887 del
>Riders retiring this season, sorted by most career points.
# Rider Total points
1 KRISTOFF Alexander 19823
2 BARDET Romain 12928
3 FUGLSANG Jakob 12697
4 THOMAS Geraint 11570
5 MAJKA Rafał 10027
6 NIZZOLO Giacomo 8932
7 EWAN Caleb 7750
8 WOODS Michael 7030
9 CASTROVIEJO Jonathan 4467
10 BRAMBILLA Gianluca 4254
11 PLANCKAERT Baptiste 3944
12 SBARAGLI Kristian 3158
13 DE MARCHI Alessandro 2821
14 PETIT Adrien 2749
15 DELAPLACE Anthony 2646
16 GIBBONS Ryan 2213
17 FRAILE Omar 2005
18 VLIEGEN Loïc 1865
19 DE LA PARTE Víctor 1736
20 ȚVETCOV Serghei 1732

Some of those are LONG gone but whatever. Who will we miss


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.48888 del
>>48887
slippy G init


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 12:57 [Preview] No.48889 del
>>48887
Will miss all of em ewcept EWAN and serghei literal who


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>>48889
You are really going to miss Loïc VLIEGEN?


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.48891 del
>>48890
A former winner of le tour de Wallonie, of course


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 13:06 [Preview] No.48892 del
>>48890
this is a board for /loïc/ lifelongers


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 13:10 [Preview] No.48893 del
Egan Arley BERNAL GOMEZ goes solo


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.48894 del
>>48892
Based, justice for loic after that doper stannard stole his win


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.48895 del
>>48893
feeling very clever


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.48896 del
ROGLIC present but not accounted for


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.48897 del
POGACAR looks fed up
Expecting a DNF


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.48898 del
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StorerGOD. LET'S GO


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.48899 del
Pidders and Pogi are friends, based


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.48900 del
haha what if Bernal does it


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.48901 del
g*rmin gombuders seem pretty conservative with the recovery time estimates...60+ hours after an easy 90m eggs?
or perhaps I have just been in a perpetual state of overtraining


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 13:50 [Preview] No.48902 del
just imagine if he had a half brother brother named Benjamin HARMY


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 13:50 [Preview] No.48903 del
>>48901
Did you put in your proper values yet like FTP?


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.48904 del
>>48903
so far just let it set the power values based on the levels it detects during me rides, maybe that's the issue
haven't taken an FTP test since about February Though


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.48905 del
>>48904
You need to put in the proper valies for HR and power or it's gonna keep overestimating


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.48906 del
>>48901
sounds reasonable
after all we know how it is with g*rmin customers


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.48907 del
>>48905
thanks for the tip pal, if it doesn't get more reasonable after several more egg harvests then I will take a rape test and hardcode the noomber
>>48906
how's the moldy handmedown BiNavi been treating you so far my dear customer?


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.48908 del
Eulalio goes


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.48909 del
EULALIU no decency


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.48910 del


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.48911 del
This is the laziest script ever


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.48912 del
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hm


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.48913 del
dio mio


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.48914 del
>>48907
what?


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.48915 del
>>48913
>>48912
I'm seeing double...four pogatchers?


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.48916 del
>>48912
Pogi was gonna let Del Toro go, but got Vietnam flashbacks when he saw Lafay


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.48917 del
I took one Pog but I forgot to take the second


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.48918 del
>>48914
>>46675
>I'm buying an igpsport unit from a mate
this not you?


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.48919 del
I know he's still a kid but that Giro really soured me on El Torito


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.48920 del
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i'm closing the stream


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.48921 del
I didn't take any Pog because Im fed up with not having any points left for a fun team. I got nothing to lose in standings anyways


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.48922 del
he just rides away


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.48923 del
>>48920
kek yea me too I'm gonna go ride


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.48924 del
is he wearing the same WC kit?


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.48925 del
Meeus bossed it


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.48926 del
Pog = god. I hope Del Dopo gets 2nd and makes all the squeakers seethe


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.48927 del
Oh great, Skujins. FUCK


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.48928 del
>>48927
he's a tank


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.48929 del
where the FUCK is Benny Hill


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.48930 del
>German eurosport seething about Pogacar doping again
kek


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.48931 del
>>48929
Ruining velogoomble teams across the world


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.48932 del
which Italien fall classic should they bump up to .UWT first, Dell'Emilia?


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.48933 del
what a sprint for the podium


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.48934 del
>>48932
Definitely Emilia as the first


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.48935 del
Albert Philipsen is a pretty serious rider too


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.48936 del
>>48935
yeah, he seems like the real deal


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.48937 del
Fucking LAPIERA.
Looked at him, said naaah. There he is.
And of coursh SKUJINS. I am like a deliberately self-sabotaging retard this year. This year, not, like, always.


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.48938 del
>>48936
And Seixas is still younger than him, lol. Still can't believe what he has done this season, guaranteed generational rider if he weren't French


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.48939 del
>allah, shitguita, izagirre
we back in 2018


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.48940 del
Lennybert on a slight lead after top 10. Both top burgers and Bertele (again) just behind him.


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.48941 del
I don't think I missed anything. weather is too nice to not go for a ride.
sunny and 16°C spawns all kind of clothing choices. I saw everything from short-short to full winter gear. a gilet was enough for me to protect the core and still get some tan for the legs.


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.48942 del
the UCI calendar article on PCS caught my eyes. there's a UCI race in India in January sirs.
>Pune Grand Challenge Tour
the change of the Czech tour has already been discussed. they aim to be world tour level in 2029 to correspond with Czechia becoming a world super power in that year.
other than that, o gran camino is now in April, because Jonas made the call.


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.48943 del
You have GOT to be FUCKING kidding me. I give up. It's OVER. I am NEVER playing again


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.48944 del
>>48942
>other than that, o gran camino is now in April, because Jonas made the call.
way to ruin your race


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.48945 del
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this has to be the worst spot to put a climbing stage race
who's gonna go there


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.48946 del
>>48942
>10 more races in Turkey next year
/cyc/ favorites Mehmet Şampiyonbisiklet and Ahmet Örken will be feasting.
>Tour de Suisse reduced from 8 to 5 days
Lame. Switzerland has fallen.


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.48947 del
>>48943
American exceptionalism on the rise
Dutch autism kwabbed yet again


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.48948 del
>>48942
>in 2029 to correspond with Czechia becoming a world super power in that year.
wrong, that's when tour of suisse is predicted to lose World Tour status


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.48949 del
>>48946
Pog didn't win TdS when it was 8, eternal black mark on his palmares


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.48950 del
>>48949
what about Roglic, it was the last one he needed to summon exodia


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.48951 del
>>48935
Don’t want to shit talk him but compared to your Brennan’s, Torro’s and Seixas’s he isn’t that impressive


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.48952 del
>>48947
I actually had the exact same team too but then adjusted to Lenny and Storer


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.48953 del
>>48951
He's the next tier down, but still a noteworthy first year.


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.48954 del
>>48950
um sweatie you're forgetting the Le Tour Down Under


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.48955 del
>>48951
Yeah, they are all still a few levels above him.
But otoh, they are also some of the most impressive youngsters ever in the sport. And Del Toro and Brennan are also older.


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.48956 del
your Toros, Seixases, Brennans, Widars, Withens will never be able to catch Pog because they're racing against each other + Pog in his prime for at least the next couple years


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.48957 del
>>48956
I wonder if the crowds will start turning against pog in the foreseeable future, even I find the current streak of wins very boring.
Especially because nothing interesting ever happens behind when he goes


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.48958 del
>>48957
maybe the new kids can at least make it a bit more interesting as he continues to rack up wins; more sprint-a-deux and fewer long solos


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 15:52 [Preview] No.48959 del
Great adjustment from Roglić to Pidcock. 14 to 40.


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 16:09 [Preview] No.48961 del
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Results. >>48960


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.48962 del
>>48961
Tick tock, top20 overall


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 16:18 [Preview] No.48963 del
going in for me blood labs this week, hoping to see some BIG hematocrit noombers


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 16:19 [Preview] No.48964 del
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Unoffishel top torty.


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 16:21 [Preview] No.48965 del
>>48964
maybe I shouldn't have made a pogiless team if it's getting this close


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 16:21 [Preview] No.48966 del
>>48961
I really should stop adjusting.


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 16:22 [Preview] No.48967 del
>>48964
My nose is literally pressed to AutismBert's butthole. I'm so close


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 16:34 [Preview] No.48968 del
it doesn't feel right for there to be races after Lombardia


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 16:42 [Preview] No.48969 del
>pogacar is going to win 5 consecutive lombardias


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 16:45 [Preview] No.48970 del
>>48969
and five consecutive le tours de franzia too


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 16:51 [Preview] No.48971 del
What are you doing on saturday berts? Thinking of a very long ride myself


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 16:52 [Preview] No.48972 del
>>48971
4 hours on the vine machine ofcourse, the coach demands it


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 16:53 [Preview] No.48973 del
>>48971
I think I am going to nuke France


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 16:58 [Preview] No.48974 del
>>48972
Heh almost the same here


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 17:04 [Preview] No.48975 del
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Yes, well


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 17:06 [Preview] No.48976 del
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Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 17:10 [Preview] No.48977 del
>>48971
watching Lombardia until there's still a 1% chance that pogi doesn't win


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.48978 del
>>48971
golfing in the morning after lombardy and a ride in the evening of coursh


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.48979 del
>>48978
grug?


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 17:26 [Preview] No.48980 del
>>48979
Nah mate this is Bert (zonder foto)


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 18:08 [Preview] No.48982 del
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Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 18:14 [Preview] No.48983 del
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>>48982
I don't care anymore. Cannot keep up with dopeurs. As long as I don't lose to Bertacek


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 18:14 [Preview] No.48984 del
Just heard a spoken dutch
My day is ruined


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 18:16 [Preview] No.48985 del
>Milano-Rapello Cronometro a Squadre


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 18:17 [Preview] No.48986 del
>>48942
>>48944
>Gran Camino in April
this is a DISASTER


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No.48987 del
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You know what to do Brtek.


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No.48988 del
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Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 18:24 [Preview] No.48989 del
new portuguese race in february is very cool

it would be nice if there was a portuguese "swing" parallel to/after the Mallorca one


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 18:32 [Preview] No.48990 del
Jaén Paraiso should have been bumped up to .pro for next season, LAME


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.48991 del
so what's next for Yuan Ai Yu So. does he really have to do the punishment expedition to Guanxi before being allowed to be featured in the new Lidl ad biting into a broccoli?


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No.48992 del
>>48991
he was freed from china prison because he won a stage in the vuelta


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 18:43 [Preview] No.48993 del
>>48957
the pathethic G2 chase nowadays where all these fags minmax for a podium instead of glory is disastrous for the sport


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.48994 del
>>48993
What else can you do. Just reel Pog in lol?


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 19:01 [Preview] No.48995 del
>>48994
well that has been done this very year in fact


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 19:10 [Preview] No.48996 del
>>48994
Yes of course and actually that has happened with remco+skelly earlier this season, if the chase actually worked together on the flats they could probably do that in almost every race assuming pog gets no moto draft.
On a course like the EC even 4 or 5 mediocre riders could have at the very least halved the gap between each climb if they do short but rather hard pulls at the front.
But instead you get 2 guys pull with 200w for 10s or so, ayuso idk how much he did and remco pulled with the same watts that he would do if he rode entirely on his own as we've seen once he dropped the rats.

I get that everyone is hurting from the efforts up the climbs before pog drops them but I don't believe for a second that they can't pull that off after he gets his gap and they catch their breath, it's not like pog does 500w continuously when he goes for a 2+ hour solo, he rides tempo which of course is super fast but not over everyone else's limits.


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 19:15 [Preview] No.48997 del
>>48994
invest in rounder wheels
the a*ro meme of riding in groups has been thoroughly DEBOONKED


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 19:22 [Preview] No.48998 del
>using wheels


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 19:22 [Preview] No.48999 del
>>48996
ayuso did some work and obviously paid for it in the end


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.49000 del
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Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 19:25 [Preview] No.49001 del
too many teams also do unnecessary work
at this point nobody should reel in a breakaway except UAE
in fact if you don't try to force multiple of your team in the break these days you're retarded since you're signing up to lose anyway
why does someone like tiberi, piganzoli etc even stay in the peleton for 15th


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 19:28 [Preview] No.49002 del
>>49001
so when the dopeur results are stripped several years down the line they will have a good looking palmares


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 19:30 [Preview] No.49003 del
>>49001
UAE is way too good they don't need anybody pulling.


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 19:31 [Preview] No.49004 del
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>>49001
sorry sir, gotta pull, gotta close that gap to the break
t. merda


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.49005 del
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>>48994
They can at least try. You shouldn't have shit like today where 30 fucking guys sprinted for second place with the winner less than a minute up the road.

The problem is people don't want to throw away safe results...sure they can try to chase down Pog, but if they blow up and are caught by peloton, then they finish 50th instead of maybe a top 10. So they race for a top 10 instead of a win because that's what puts food on the table.


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.49006 del
>>49005
the points system is partially to blame for this


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No.49007 del
>>49006
it’s even worse for monuments and races like GW with retard amount of points


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 20:06 [Preview] No.49008 del
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I'm detraining by training, it would appear


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 20:07 [Preview] No.49009 del
>>49008
should have followed g*rmin coaching plan instead of finnish mutants


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 20:11 [Preview] No.49010 del
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>>49008
>>49008
we're going to make it, one day


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 20:41 [Preview] No.49011 del
absolutely disastrous day in the zwift mines
upcoming deload week not a moment too soon


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 20:43 [Preview] No.49012 del
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>>49008
>>49010
>>49011
did someone poison the schnitzel rations for the indoor cycling battalion or what


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 20:44 [Preview] No.49013 del
>>49012
I'm absorbing all the vine power for myself


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.49014 del
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well it wasn't that bad, only 7 seconds slower, however avg HR much higher as I previously I did a negative split and this was a positive split (not a planned one, thoughtbert)
It was very painful, for me.


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 20:49 [Preview] No.49015 del
>>49014
clearly the lower the cadence the lower you are BPM
time to skore 20m at 350W/45rpm


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.49016 del
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Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 22:55 [Preview] No.49017 del
> Thomas Champion
> DNFs


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 23:12 [Preview] No.49018 del
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>Blake QUICK
>loses sprints to Salby Alex


Bert 10/07/2025 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.49019 del
I have a feeling that our very own autismbert might stuck in a tunnel again


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.49020 del
>>49019
Do you think he's out yet


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.49021 del
>>49020
i don't think so


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.49022 del
>>49018
It's amazing how low the level of competition is in Asia. You see Alexander 'the Great' Salby conquer China with ease but when he comes home to do a race in Denmark he loses to semi-pros and amateurs.


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.49023 del
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La Vuelta Ciclistica Internacional al Ecuador has been cancelled


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.49024 del
>>49022
Same with Rajovic and Scott
Both mediocre leadouts that earn big'money in china


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.49025 del
>>49022
Orts’s razor


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.49026 del
>>49023
What the FUCK


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.49027 del
>The Andorra Cycling Masters will be launched on October 19th. The organizers have only secured four participants, but they are impressive names. Tadej Pogacar, Jonas Vingegaard, Primoz Roglic, and Isaac del Toro will be competing.

>The Andorra Cycling Masters is not a UCI race, but that was not the intention of organizer David Quintana.

>The 4 participants will complete an 8km uphill time trial on the Coll de la Gallina, followed by a 32km race in the heart of Andorra la Vella.


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.49028 del
>>49027
Peculiar. It's going to be one of those scripted promotional crits I assume. The time trial will probably be a real race though.


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.49029 del
>>49028
It's not a crit if you believe them


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.49030 del
>>49029
32km is short enough that I can believe that.


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.49031 del
>>49027
where's the Giro winner?


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.49032 del
picknick announcing their latest shopping spree:
Dillon CORKERY, Oliver PEACE and James KNOX joining the team.


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.49033 del
>>49032
Entire budget going to onley the lonely


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.49034 del


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.49035 del
>>49027
waar local superstar SEPP Kuss ?


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 11:38 [Preview] No.49036 del
>>49034
if they double the budget they could afford Paul DOUBLE, who still doesn't have a contract for next season at jay/vine/co


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.49037 del
>>49036
Paul DOUBLE will step up to Jumbo Visma


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.49038 del
>>49034
I remember frank VAN DEN BROEK


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.49039 del
>Suunto claims that Garmin is infringing on several patents held by the Finnish electronics manufacturer. This allegedly concerns both software and hardware. The patents allegedly relate to automatic shot detection during golf, breathing measurements, and the design of the antenna within the metal housings.
>With the legal battle, Suunto is seeking damages and an injunction prohibiting Garmin from selling products incorporating the aforementioned technology.

Poor burgerpaypig will have to send back his garmin to finance the lawsuits


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.49040 del
>>49039
frivolous patent troll suit in east tejas, suntoo gonna get kwabed harder than even the str*voids legal counsels
meanwhile the training status gainz of edge users are exploding to the moon (no subscription fees btw)


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.49041 del
The french euro journalist that got metooed recently died at some local bull party. What a stupid way to die


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.49042 del
starting to feel the onset of Grand Prox Jizzakh fever


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.49043 del
>>49041
Hemingway would have loved this


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.49044 del
>>49041
mootood


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.49045 del
>The Classic Brugge-De Panne will have a very striking name in 2026. The race will continue next year as The Great Sprint Classic.


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.49046 del
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Volta International de Santa Catarina em Bicicleta FEVER


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.49047 del
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The brasilian team (CLUB) of Indaiatuba Ert Cycling has this very peculiar looking DUTCHMAN superstar
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/daniel-abraham


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.49049 del
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Yes well, almost locked meself out of me home.
The rest of the key is still in the lock, gonna go buy a new one.


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.49050 del
>>49049
>his swiss army knife doesn't have a key to enter any home


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.49051 del
>>49049
>those bottle opening marks
i have the same but not as bad


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.49052 del
>>49045
it should be called The Panne Flat Race, haha!


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.49053 del
>>49050
They lied in the advertisement AGAIN.
>>49051
Don't use keys for that, I use or used to use lighters, they used to be pretty beat up at the bottom (zonder photo). Now it is either a corkscrew or the bottle is a regular twist-off.


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.49054 del
>>49053
I mean on your hand


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.49055 del
>>49054
This is an elebenty-turd generation of gym calluses, made mainly by pulling stuff from the floor like during dead lifts, barbell rows, kroc rows. Lat pulls can also rough it up a bit.


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.49056 del
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>>49054
Wait you open bottles with your bare (bear) hands?


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.49057 del
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>>49055
learn 2 hold a bar


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.49058 del
>>49049
I have the exact same swiss army knife


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.49059 del
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>>49056
Of coursh?
How are you opening you're bottles?


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.49060 del
>>49059
I was thinking about beer bottles


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.49061 del
>>49060
Please don't drink and drive a trein, bert


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.49062 del
>>49061
do they test you for that, did they test autismbert when he derailed a train in the tunnel
these questions keep me up at night


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.49063 del
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>>49061
They gave him a breathanalyser and had to produce an urine sample while two bored nurses observed the ordeal


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.49064 del
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Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.49065 del
fink I'll have a BIG burger for supper before fasting for me blood panel


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.49066 del
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anytime you set foot on a train in the netherlands the driver could be drunk and velogoombling


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.49067 del
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>>49065
Making a home made berger tomorrow


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.49068 del
Buchmann got two more years at Cofidis. This team should be disbanded immediately


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.49069 del
>>49067
exceedingly based


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.49070 del
>>49068
This legend went through an entire Vuelta without scoring them a single UCI point.


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.49071 del
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you now remember pelayo mayo sanchez
you now remember oier lazkano


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.49072 del
>>49070
was gonna say tour and vuelta but apparently they give you 40 UCI points when you're 30th in GC


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.49073 del
>>49071
Sanchez started going downhill right after the Giro last year


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.49074 del
>>49071
movistar was allowed to let lazkano dope for a bit, similar to Kern Pharma at the Vuelta last year


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 15:53 [Preview] No.49075 del
>>49074
Castrillo didn't fall off too much this year, there's still some of the good stuff in his system


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.49076 del
>>49057
There's no reason to be alive if you can't do hookgrip.


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.49077 del
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>>49058
There are like 50 models, how do you know it is the same one.


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.49078 del
CX almost certain to be winter olympic. Can grug last until 2030?


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.49079 del
fun startlist for grand peemontey
hopefully del dopo chutes for a good race


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 16:14 [Preview] No.49080 del
>>49079
Ganna?


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 16:16 [Preview] No.49081 del
>>49080
ganna won't even make it over the first hill in his current state


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 16:25 [Preview] No.49082 del
>>49081
wdym, he's in pretty good shape


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 16:31 [Preview] No.49083 del
>>49081
I know, was just surprised to see him here


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 16:37 [Preview] No.49084 del
>>49083
pretty sure it's his home race or something


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 16:47 [Preview] No.49085 del
>>49084
Not exactly he's from the lakes


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 16:51 [Preview] No.49086 del
>>49085
well if anything he's ridden it almost every year since the race returned so he clearly likes starting there


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 16:53 [Preview] No.49087 del
New van rysel wheels, hooked. I have no idea if they're good, though


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 16:55 [Preview] No.49088 del
>>49087
h*nt customers on suicide watch


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 16:55 [Preview] No.49089 del
>>49087
damn that's a decent price these days


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 16:57 [Preview] No.49090 del
>According to his father, Claude, Latour suffered a hematoma and bone damage from the collision. Initially, there were also fears of a broken arm, but that was later ruled out in the hospital. "He was badly damaged," his father said. "He fell and was in a lot of pain; he nearly lost consciousness."

>The collision comes at an unfortunate time for Latour. The Frenchman is out of contract for 2026, and the Chrono des Nations was to be his last race as a professional cyclist. "For Pierre, it feels like it's already over," said Claude Latour.

F


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 17:04 [Preview] No.49091 del
>>49087
for 50mm wheels that's super heavy or maybe its in line what western brands are selling atm I'm not sure, big boned spokes innit

>>49090
F


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 17:11 [Preview] No.49092 del
>>49088
knowing how decathlon works those might just straight up be hunt wheels


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Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 17:26 [Preview] No.49094 del
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>>49092
well decathlon is certainly just buying some chinese rims, whats more is that hunt is also just relabeling chinese rims
actually there are lots of chinese wheel brands who seemingly all buy from the same undisclosed source funny how that goes


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 17:31 [Preview] No.49095 del
>>49091
wouldn't one except gravel wheels to be heavies?


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 17:40 [Preview] No.49096 del
>>49095
if it cost more it should weight more, end of


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 17:42 [Preview] No.49097 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nMgXFpcWzqg [Embed]

WE LIVE IN BRASIL


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 17:48 [Preview] No.49098 del
>>49095
they call them gravel wheels but those are just road wheels, road internal/external width and normal road spoke count. Maybe the hubs are mtb hubs but there's not much reason for that 2bh. I doubt that the rims are super mega reinforced for hardcore offroading, those are just cheap rims. 'Gravel' wheelsets in general are usually just road wheelsets except for ultra wide rims that are super niche


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 17:49 [Preview] No.49099 del
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>>49098
Are you telling me the vendors would misinform me in order to sell me an inferior product?!


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 17:54 [Preview] No.49100 del
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>>49099
well if we're paying attention to the decathlon page we spot road tires on these wheels on every single picture
they say you can put 25-55 mm tires on there, that is true isn't it


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 18:21 [Preview] No.49101 del
>>49100
25-55 is a crazy range


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 18:24 [Preview] No.49102 del
But is 1550g for a pair of 50 wheels that much?
My cream of the le top HUNT only weight 100g less


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 18:25 [Preview] No.49103 del
INHUMANAS in Brasil btw


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.49104 del
>coverage realised by a guy on a mobile phone calling via whatsapp or sometihng
how can european pro peloton even compete?


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 18:27 [Preview] No.49105 del
>>49097
proper sudaca race, 15 fps choppy footage and steep climbs


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 18:28 [Preview] No.49106 del


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 18:30 [Preview] No.49107 del
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damn Brasil looks like THIS


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 18:31 [Preview] No.49108 del
>>49106
>650
manletbros?


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 18:32 [Preview] No.49109 del
home


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 18:34 [Preview] No.49110 del
>>49108
172.5cm TALL


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 18:34 [Preview] No.49111 del
>>49097
the real volta hue


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 18:36 [Preview] No.49112 del
I don't know why Medellin is there, that's like inviting team UAE to Sybiu Tour


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 18:37 [Preview] No.49113 del
>>49102
well I have a set of xmcarbonspeed wheels that cost me 800€ with shipping weighting 1175g naked, 50mm with 26mm internal 34mm external width
and another set of 35mm wheels with that width that cost the same and weight like 1100g, because deep wheels look retarded with gravel tires.
I think 1100-1250g is normal for 700-1000€ wheels from the chinese. If you want brass nipples weight goes up a bit and if you want steel spokes you're probably at 1300g I reckon but that also makes the wheel cheaper.


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 18:40 [Preview] No.49114 del
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team medellin sulfurous again


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 18:41 [Preview] No.49115 del
>>49114
Waar Superman


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 18:42 [Preview] No.49116 del
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That is a nice looking road. I wonder what its like to ride in Brazil, surely the crime stays in the cities right


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 18:49 [Preview] No.49117 del
>>49116
but Klaus Kinsky could be Aguirre - Der Zorn Gottes somewhere out there


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 18:51 [Preview] No.49118 del
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>buy new lock, castorama hon hon
>come back home, sit for a while, respond to high priority bert messages
>get to installing it
>lock insert is missing
>didn't take the receipt with me
>no grounds for return
>FUCK
>do they sell the lock and the insert separately
>go back to castorama
>grab a new box with the same lock
>of course there is an insert in the box
>some asshole was messing with mine and could be bothered to put the insert back in the box
>no separate fitting insert to buy
>see a loose insert is still there in that spot, but unboxed, keys separately
>gather it all together, check if it is a full set - it is
>buy a whole new complete lock set
>put that put together loose insert into it too
>it is a bit bulky and looks funny
>lady at the self register looks at me funny too
>fucks off completely
>zero remorse


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 19:13 [Preview] No.49119 del
OCAMPO in difficulty and is digging deep


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 19:14 [Preview] No.49120 del
>>49118
well done


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 19:17 [Preview] No.49121 del
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good œufs today


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 19:22 [Preview] No.49122 del
>>49121
gwaan Bert


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 19:23 [Preview] No.49123 del
>>49121
eier wir brauchen eier


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 19:32 [Preview] No.49124 del
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Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 19:48 [Preview] No.49125 del
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Tweaked my patella tendon on Sunday during nuclear watts on my ride. First day it's felt 100% but I still giving it time.

Zwift TTT tomorrow. I was upgraded to the next higher category so I am going to be holding on for dear life


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 19:50 [Preview] No.49126 del
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>>49118
I've read this like three times, and I can't make heads or tails of it


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 19:51 [Preview] No.49127 del
>>49125
give em hell berto


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 19:53 [Preview] No.49128 del
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My cousin's wife has been riding for less than a year and did three laps of Alpe du Zwift yesterday in 3:20 including descents.


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 20:02 [Preview] No.49129 del
>>49118
you know they'd just give you a new one if you brought the other one back and said it was missing a piece? I sympathise with the tism, but that is what would happen


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 20:03 [Preview] No.49130 del
>>49128
how good is that?


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 20:03 [Preview] No.49131 del
>>49128
wkg merchantess innit


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 20:15 [Preview] No.49132 del
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>>49130
My best time (single uphill) is 58 minutes


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 20:17 [Preview] No.49133 del
>>49132
So I assume she's quite a bit faster than you


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 20:20 [Preview] No.49134 del
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>>49133
Pas normal, one might say


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 20:21 [Preview] No.49135 del
>tfw no tiny rapist gf


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 20:26 [Preview] No.49136 del
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>>49134
dopage? It's more likely than we think


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 20:26 [Preview] No.49137 del
>>49134
Or maybe it was a different climb or idk
I am feeling a little stupid


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 20:43 [Preview] No.49138 del
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Not a big fan of the medellin galacticos


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 20:58 [Preview] No.49139 del
They put like 30 minutes on the grupo principal


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 21:02 [Preview] No.49140 del
>>49139
cycling is that easy. just ride away with your team mates and then basically TTT to the finish line while the jobbers in the peloton slurp.


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 21:12 [Preview] No.49141 del


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 21:16 [Preview] No.49142 del
under cover of anonymity, speeches are much less weighed up.
>it's an absolute shame
said one frogposter
>how am I going to work on the end of year compilation and pretend people's reported eggs aren't imaginary when we see this? it's rude.
>the œuf harvests are more and more sulphurous. already the offseason is depressing with the Belgian Bertman (zonder foto) or the Finn Bërtt Bërtele who surprised everyone in the bojler room.
Another member of this very /bert/ does not say anything else.
>we all feel a little stupid
he squeaks
>let Bert's cousin's wife do a hold-up on the radio tower KOM, why not. but she does not have the decency to hide a little on road to sky. there is a sense of impunity reminiscent of the dirty 2010s. But obviously, as long as you don't have proof, you keep squeaking...


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 21:19 [Preview] No.49143 del
Keep in mind it's a stage 1 out of 5
Stage 3 gonna be the same story, possibly worse, unless they have some decency (they don't)


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 21:20 [Preview] No.49144 del
And stage 4 ends on the legendary slopes of Santuário Nossa Senhora Graça do Bom Socorro - Morro da Cruz
>4.3km @ 11.5%


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 21:22 [Preview] No.49145 del
The Vaxxmaster has arrived. This is already so much better than my shitty ass Aliexpress fan


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 21:23 [Preview] No.49146 del
Who knew Brasil looks like that


Bert 10/08/2025 (Wed) 23:18 [Preview] No.49147 del
>>49146
a certain dopeur du feillu has given some indications to that effect


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 05:07 [Preview] No.49149 del
>>49142
With Bertaceks tactic we could all add like 10 eggs to our rides from resting calories and really inflate the market


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.49150 del
another day another goomble


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.49151 del
I still haven't fixed my squeaking gravel


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.49152 del
this weekend there's also the UCI Gr*vel World Championships in Maastricht. let's see who participates and start with the girls as they appear first in the document:
Vos
Wiebes
Puck P.
Bredewold
Kwabsia Fini
the Czech Kopecky
Van Anrooij
Moolman
the Frain train

so yes, I couldn't find worst Puck on the startlist, I thought she did gr*velraces.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.49153 del
for the men we have:
pidkek
merlier
troon aerts
tibor del grosso
tim wellens
romain bardet
gianni vermeersch
mohoric
greg van avermaet
nils politt
thomas champion(biciklet)
bert van lerberghe
stybar
mats omloop

and yes I ignored all American names, as they don't stand a chance.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.49154 del
>>49153
Johan Museeuw will surprises in the passes


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.49155 del
>>49153
joseba pidkek?


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.49156 del
>>49155
looks like he wants to do lombardia on saturday and then travel to Limburg to do the gr*vel race the next day.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.49157 del
>>49156
>>49155
I don't see in what world he doesn't win this one


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.49158 del
>>49151
Tried this morning it doesn't squeak anymore. Surely this will never come back and I'm good


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.49159 del
>>49150
I am tired


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.49160 del
>>49159
1 more week and we'll finally be free until the shitty warm up races


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.49161 del
>>49160
After a few months of nothing your hands WILL be shaking and you WILL count the hours until those warm up races


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.49162 del


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.49163 del
>>49153
Also Vlad MAKOGON


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.49164 del
>>49152
>netherlands
Another lame course? Can't they at least go to Spain?


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.49165 del
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need to work on me decorating skills


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.49166 del
>>49164
They were supposed to do the most kino route around Nice but the city said no last moment


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.49167 del
>>49166
why not?


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.49168 del
>>49166
Saved from another pogiwinslol (not televised)


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.49169 del
>>49167
Some security reason, they weren't very explicit about it iirc.
>>49168
Probably yeah, with like 5 minutes


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.49170 del
>>49165
edible as fuck


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.49171 del
>>49165
Looks like McDonalds slop


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.49172 del
>>49171
You look like McDonalds slop


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.49173 del
Deuxmare retires


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.49174 del
>>49165
just add a toothpick to make it look more artsy and add some bullshit words to your description, like you used buns made from corn flour and slightly roasted them, finest Swiss cheese, meat from Czech highland cows and your special secret sauce that is in your family for 200 years and has some extra spice in it.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.49175 del
>>49165
It's gonna be eaten soon anyway, so eh.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.49176 del
>>49165
But they look like McDornels slop.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.49177 del
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memco back in Brussels


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.49178 del
>>49177
he looks very British with that buzzcut


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.49179 del
I hope berts were not sleeping on the return of the great Alan HATHERLY


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.49180 del
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>NC


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.49181 del
>>49178
That's one way to say it


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.49182 del
>>49165
Phwooar


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.49183 del
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100 mark will be shattered next season. yes, I can simply extrapolate this graph.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 12:02 [Preview] No.49184 del
Qwabenbert has the same team again, except Hermans instead of my boy Carlos CANAL. So it is confirmed Quinten Hermans wins this shit today but at least I have the moral victory


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.49185 del
>>49184
This course is Powlesswinslol


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 12:22 [Preview] No.49190 del
How was your ride today bert? I had a busy AM at work so I woke up early to do 1h of endurance, and then after lunch did this 2h low cadence endurance workout. Don't know if I can go much lower than this heh.
>>49184
Quite few Hirschi pickers I see


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 12:22 [Preview] No.49191 del
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Picks. >>49186


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.49192 del
I slept on SCARONI again god dammit


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.49193 del
>>49184
>So it is confirmed Quinten Hermans wins this shit today
Hope you're right!


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 13:13 [Preview] No.49194 del
FINN DEAD AND GONE


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.49195 del
Powless must feel good


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.49196 del
Costiou to fdj


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.49197 del
big boy Ganna


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.49198 del


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.49199 del
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>Jardi Christiaan VAN DER LEE


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 13:25 [Preview] No.49200 del
Fun race. UAE in a little pinch now


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.49201 del
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>>49198
Take it easy, he won't cost you.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.49202 del
>>49201
And guess what? He won't even cost you anything either!


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>>49202
Moar savings for the /cyc/ office foundation I am running on the side (don't tell anyone).


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 13:37 [Preview] No.49204 del
Peloton slurp status in Alessandria?


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 13:41 [Preview] No.49205 del
hoping for a based Izagirre win today (and then some Uno-X jobber second so Cofidis doesn't gain too many points on them)


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 13:41 [Preview] No.49206 del
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UAE better not bring this back
And why is SIVAQUE slaving? He usualy was a team leader for one of those autumn grande races


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.49207 del
I've seen enough, Hermans just rides away on next climb and Powless wins the G2 sprint


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 13:44 [Preview] No.49208 del
Ion IZAGIRRE needs to challenge Jon AGIRRE to a deathmatch, a match to the death


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 13:45 [Preview] No.49209 del
I remember tratnik


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 13:45 [Preview] No.49210 del
>>49205
Inshallah.


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Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 13:57 [Preview] No.49212 del
lmao next year is going to be fun


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 13:59 [Preview] No.49214 del
At least SCARONI lacheed early


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:00 [Preview] No.49215 del
hirschi investment was the right call


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:00 [Preview] No.49216 del
m-moleman's gonna take it h-heh


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.49217 del
Powless bros.....


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.49218 del
dead sport


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.49219 del
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Closed the stream


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.49220 del
aaaaah fucking SR*M


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.49221 del
they've GOT to pop this kid


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:04 [Preview] No.49222 del
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most powerless group in history of ciclismo


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.49223 del
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so how come del stier couldn't beat pogi in Varese with his form?


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.49224 del
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>0 MOLEMAN Bauke


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.49225 del
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>>49224
why would anyone pick a 38 year old has been who just almost crashed?


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.49226 del
>>49223
Because pogi is better


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.49227 del
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Surely next season we won't see much from this guy, they have to tone it down, right.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.49228 del
lmao


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.49229 del
It's a UCI psyop. Next season toro and pogi will win all races with solo's resulting in flat sprint stages becoming more interesting again. We will be begging for sprints, we will get a tdf with 20 sprints. And we will LIKE it


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.49230 del
>>49228
how are you supposed to beat this team? can't isolate pogi like at the euros and force him to ride 100km alone in the wind


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.49231 del
hmm


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.49232 del
>>49230
If they can prevent a UAE 1-2 I'd be happy


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.49233 del
>>49228
Satan, Satan jr., Remco, Sexas and Proudhomo? Toilett? Barre?.
You can now get crazy with your 10 points left, Storer, Giulio or whomstever.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.49234 del
gruppo powerless is pretty big, so anyone there can sprint for velopoints


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.49235 del
>Pogacar 1.14
>Evenepoel 7.5
>Toro 15


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.49236 del
>>49231
So UAE will have a once in a century talent every 5 years now? They have a machine that prints Merckxs and we have to witness greatness every race from on now until too much road furniture on the roads end the sport for good.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.49237 del
>>49229
what the hell they can't just do that! they can't get away with that!


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.49238 del
so I ignore 1st place and will post 2nd place instead


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.49239 del
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her/she outsprints molleman after wheelsucking. what a surprise.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:24 [Preview] No.49240 del
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bling beaten lol


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.49241 del
Another velodisaster because of course


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.49242 del
lol I removed Fabio xtian


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:27 [Preview] No.49243 del
And of course Hermans is 8th. I am so tired I can no longer sit upright


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:27 [Preview] No.49244 del
At least the velodrama wasn't a complete disaster


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:27 [Preview] No.49245 del
fabio christen hmm. he's on the gr*vel startlist as well. pidkek needs a leadout against the big Dutch and Belgian teams.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.49246 del
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>did you dope?


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.49247 del
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remember when these Italian autumn classics used to be funny with out of contract riders and big guys not giving a fuck about team strategy?


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Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.49249 del
>16 CANAL
>19 ARANABARU
>24 MARTINEZ
>25 HEATHERLY
...
KWAB
...
>40 SCARONI
>59 SIVAQUE


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.49250 del
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italys most sulfurous town


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.49251 del
>>49248
Fantastic job by Astana and Cofidis, chasing for 17th and 18th


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.49253 del
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Results. >>49252


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.49254 del
Should have easily had 6 in if I wasn't too fixated on who gets top 5.
I think this was the biggest self-sabotage this years, focusing on guys who should win/podium and whiffing on expensive guys who maybe are not winning but they surely are top20ing at worst, probably top10ing.
Surely next year will be the year.


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Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.49256 del
>>49253
>Completely shit the bed on this one
>Tismbert somehow does even worse
However, Bertacek inches slightly closer. Concerning.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.49257 del
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>>49254
how come with all your data you can't outsmart bertaczek?


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.49258 del
>>49253
It's over. I can not take another week


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.49259 del
Lenny made it a point to finish last place in his group. Thank you Lenny


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.49260 del
lmao how much will Del Toro cost next season, 30-32?


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.49261 del
I have to say very impressive a bert winning this round with 3 (tree) runners who were picked by 5 or less people


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.49262 del
>>49259
some riders do NOT understand who they are racing for


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.49263 del
>62 BERTIOL Berto +09:11


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.49264 del
>>49261
he wasted half his budget on hirschi and van gils and still won thanks to the christen and hermans picks.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.49265 del
>>49257
I don't use the data, once I start doing it it is souless optimization which will destroy the fun in a few good results.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.49266 del
>>49265
would the data actually work?
wielerflits works with some database and the articles that "predict" results based on that database are so fucking stupid
like today, nothing can predict the molememe result


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.49267 del
>>49266
I think you get a good database that would be decent and covering most of the r but it would need a lot of extra columns besides raw data from a PCS or whatever.
It would be bad at outliers like a Mollemer but I bet it would optimize the backpack problem (put most stuff with limited amount of space or, for instance, get most points with the limited budget you have) for you so it would put in there Powless or Matthews, probably Christen too, it would surely list them high in EV before applying the backpack problem solution.
It also wouldn't just completely forget I have Barre picked and a shitload of points left to get someone better who is not on a downtrend, trends it would be especially good at.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.49268 del
Healy or Carapaz for Lombardi?

(ans: both)


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.49269 del
>>49268
I would pick the only EF rider in the top 10 last year ofcourse


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.49270 del
>>49267
guess you could automate picks and the be the human factor that picks them out on form


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.49271 del
>>49270
Yes, that would be the most useful.
Get you your classical machine learning algo running on all your engineered features, do all the tuning needed and then look at all your heat maps and fancy plots but pick the guys yourself.
You can run the backpack optimization for shits but you'll probably be way better.
That would be basically cheating.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 15:46 [Preview] No.49272 del
israel banned from Lombardia too lel


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 15:49 [Preview] No.49273 del
>>49272
protesting gets the goods, racing is saved


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 15:50 [Preview] No.49274 del
>>49269
hm.. and all EF equipe perhaps? they have one of the strongest teams after UAE


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 15:59 [Preview] No.49275 del
>>49274
3 EF's, 3 UAE's


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.49276 del
>>49177
What degree did he buy her?


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 16:33 [Preview] No.49277 del
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I hope you'll all watch the WC gravel and support our king Bert 'hairhaver' de backer


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 16:33 [Preview] No.49278 del
>>49277
i dont support people with h*ir


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 16:36 [Preview] No.49279 del
>>49277
I will not do such thing. Gravel is just a hype that shouldn,t be its own "sport"


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.49280 del
>>49278
that's why your watts stagnate


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.49281 del
>>49280
My watts stagnate because I am getting old, bert


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 17:00 [Preview] No.49282 del
>>49277
I only ever support OSBORNE Jason (big hair) but I don't support gr*vel as a pro and ex pro playing ground so I shan't be tuning in


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No.49283 del


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No.49284 del
>>49283
this is who bertacek supports


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 17:10 [Preview] No.49285 del
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>>49278
what about farmer sons


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 17:10 [Preview] No.49286 del
>>49283
the wounds scream >walks around in European city for 5 minutes kek


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 17:27 [Preview] No.49287 del
>>49281
Age is no excuse, a guy in my club is 48 and has an FTP of over 5.5W/kg and holds many Zwift KOMs, he's getting better every year. Just train better and more


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 17:35 [Preview] No.49288 del
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Remember MSR when Pog kept pushing and you thought Mathieu could crack but then he got counterattaqued and was almost gone and dead. Now THAT was kino


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 17:36 [Preview] No.49289 del
>>49287
Bertacek is 56


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 17:37 [Preview] No.49290 del
>>49288
the most kino race ever
nothing comes close, those 40ish kilometers will never be topped and cycling has peaked as a sport right then and there


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 17:37 [Preview] No.49291 del
>>49288
next year he'll drop pog on the capos and solos to the finish without struggle


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 17:37 [Preview] No.49292 del
>>49287
I do not DOPE though


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 17:38 [Preview] No.49293 del
>>49287
Aren't zwift koms impossible to take? When I was on zwift every segment I looked at was held by some bazillion watt cheated effort but it's been a while maybe they cleaned house


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 17:43 [Preview] No.49294 del
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>>49289
I am not EVEN 40


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 17:43 [Preview] No.49295 del
>>49293
>he doesn't believe the 11W/kg koreans exist
you don't know what's brewing in the east


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 17:45 [Preview] No.49296 del
>>49290
Pretty much


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 17:45 [Preview] No.49297 del
what's the point in being bald if you're not doping?


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.49298 del
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>>49295
>zwift race proceeding as usual
>Seo-Jun KIM decides it's go time and starts pedaling 11 w/kg at 150 rpm on the dot
>his little zwift avatar looks like it's about to take off
>vanishes into the distance never to be seen again


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 18:14 [Preview] No.49299 del
>>49293
The ones he holds are those mountain portal ones. He's about 65kg and can do 360-380W for 30-60min and that's enough for most of those.
>>49292
Maybe you should heh, or at least take some bicarb before your big efforts


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 18:25 [Preview] No.49300 del
>>49299
I am taking biprotein before my BIG workouts


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 18:39 [Preview] No.49301 del
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Lets face reality: Every single one of us should dope, there should be a doping mandate on /bert/


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 18:41 [Preview] No.49302 del
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Watched some videos from the spring. I already forgot how Wout von Clown just kept making it worse and worse for himself and it all culminates in that sprint with Powless


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 18:42 [Preview] No.49303 del
>>49302
are matty o'jorgens on the handlebars pounding them in frustration at w*ut's weakness was a certified kino


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 18:43 [Preview] No.49304 del
>>49302
YES that's it


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 18:45 [Preview] No.49305 del
>>49301
Hey So basically I'm just gonna not take the dopage
I Know..... UGH I know... It's just that I'm not gonna take it is all HAHAHAHAHRHAHAHA
once I lose the fight I'll probably blast some test


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 18:50 [Preview] No.49306 del
oldschool wout kwabage


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 18:58 [Preview] No.49307 del
>>49301
I'm open to suggestion


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Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 19:12 [Preview] No.49312 del
Last big goomble upon us, although it should not matter very much because of a winning meta involving at least three if not four drivers.
Unless someone decides to zag and hit all instances.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 19:15 [Preview] No.49313 del
>>49310
the tunnels will not be safe tonight when he sees this


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 19:21 [Preview] No.49314 del
>>49313
I think he is good now, he preloaded with anti-autism pills.
But if somehow Brtek hits his wildcards and Tismbert misses miserably, somehow there is a 1000 point difference.. they may need to widen the tunnels.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.49315 del
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30 million jewdollars for derek gee


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 19:28 [Preview] No.49316 del
>>49315
A bit late to play the conscience card


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 19:32 [Preview] No.49318 del
>>49317
I thought the defining factor was getting shot


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>>49314
I'm gonna score BIG points at the Giro of Lombardy causing Autismbert to derail


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 19:35 [Preview] No.49320 del
>>49317
As much as this fraud is trying to avoid real riders, the route is so lame this year you can't really blame her.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.49321 del
>>49320
it's just funny, the comments are full of americans saying unbound is the real WC ignoring the fact that ancient lachlan morton won and this year had a bunch of WT jobbers like pellaud, mads and sinkeldam in the top 10
americans can't even win it anymore


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 19:41 [Preview] No.49322 del
>>49321
Yeah they're deluded about the level, but the uci could have made some effort on the course.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 19:41 [Preview] No.49323 del
>>49315
this is why you don't make a deal with the devil in the first place


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Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.49325 del
>>49317
a WT team should just send a real lineup to unbound one year and show them that they could win and effectively ruin the race and the entire discipline at will if they wanted to
but yeah the course is lame and they should do better


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 19:45 [Preview] No.49326 del
>he doesn't have a 1500W space heater with the fan mode pointed at his vinester for them year round heat adaption gainz
NGMI


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 19:47 [Preview] No.49327 del
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Had a look at last 10 supersixes gresults having in mind Bertele's sulfurous results, perhaps raping carrying over to goombling.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 19:48 [Preview] No.49328 del
>>49315
This is a weird situation. If it's about not supporting Israel why would he extend with them? After that one good Giro he had surely he could have found another team that would take him in. Sounds like bullshit.
But holy shit 30 million euros. Jews really like inflating numbers don't they.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.49329 del
>>49322
well it's not their fault Nice decided to just cancel it without reason so they had to get some second rate course again.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.49330 del
>>49328
It's obviously about getting a more lucrative contract at Ineos right now.
On the other side, the normie crowds have increasingly turned on Israel and jews in the last few months so it's not surprising some secluded pedalstomper feels more uncomfortable right now.

Anyway since the team is already dumping the Israel image and ousting uberjew Adams I have no doubt he'll now win whatever court case he's in.?


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.49331 del
>>49288
>>49290
gonna put it on right now


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 19:58 [Preview] No.49332 del
>>49327
Catastrophique by bertacek


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 20:09 [Preview] No.49333 del
>>49304
this and MSR made the season


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 20:13 [Preview] No.49334 del
>>49304
I still think benoot would have won that sprint


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 20:15 [Preview] No.49335 del
easy


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 20:18 [Preview] No.49336 del
>>49335
>pogi gifting podium to MAJKA, TORO, and AL-YATESI in you're path
heh nothing personnel


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 20:31 [Preview] No.49337 del
>>49336
why isn't der brandon here to finish off the top 5


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 20:33 [Preview] No.49338 del
>>49337
for some reason they took the vinestar here
perhaps there is a stipulation in are brandon's contract that he only does one BIG race per season


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 20:35 [Preview] No.49339 del
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Team Medellin no decency


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 20:38 [Preview] No.49340 del
PCS should let you see the rider profiles of a whole team at once


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.49341 del
>>49339
again?


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.49342 del
>>49339
not really fair to all the local joga bonito riders


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 21:28 [Preview] No.49343 del
>>49342
at least they have some nice jams
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XFTN50K56mc [Embed]


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>>49327
The last thing I’ll say for the Berts that don’t believe in Velogoombling -- the cynics and the sceptics -- I’m sorry for you. I’m sorry you can’t dream big, and I’m sorry you don’t believe in miracles.


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 22:15 [Preview] No.49345 del
scoring another burger to regenerate me hemocytes


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 22:33 [Preview] No.49346 del
drinking a duvel (rodenbach)


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.49347 del
>>49346
Decanting a Barolo to enjoy after my Zwift TTT


Bert 10/09/2025 (Thu) 22:59 [Preview] No.49348 del
as for me, it is couple of polotmavé


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 00:24 [Preview] No.49349 del
>>49347
well that fucking sucked. underfueled, I think, on a very punchy course


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 00:28 [Preview] No.49350 del
>>49349
how's you are /kneepain/ bert ?


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.49351 del
WE'RE BACK

>>49350
Was fine, I rested it since Sunday's ride. Looking at my metrics I was just super underfueled, basically had no carbs last two days


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.49352 del
>>49327
Yeah and I forgot to make Montreal team so would probably be top2/3 otherwise.
I dunno what it is with these autumn races that makes it so much easier for some reason. In the spring you're so eager and analytical, researching different riders, going for wild teams, and it always fails. But then in the autumn you can just trust your gut mostly. Like you see Hirschi on the start list for an Italian race? Put him in. UAE? Usually a good choice. But then in the warmup races and spring classics you have to choose random fuckers.


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.49353 del
Any berts riding aliexpress tpu? Which ones are you buying?


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.49354 del
>>49329
Fair enough


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>>49353
Please stop window shopping in the morningz Bert.


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.49356 del
Literally more excited about paris tour than lombardia


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.49357 del
>>49353
pour moi it's whichever t*bes are in stock at me local dealer
are you really burning through them so quickly that the minor discount is critical?
if so I know of a supplier in bohemia with about nine extras for sale, just so long as you don't have any strict valve stem length requirements


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.49358 del
>>49357
They cost 30€ at decathlon and 5€ on aliexpress. At some point it's a matter of principle


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.49359 del
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To any berts periodically struggling with saddle sores even with a good saddle and fit, try this Hibiwash scrub. My coach suggested it and it's been a gamechanger for me, not a single sore in a month. Used to get them quite often after a race or a long sweaty heat session, but now I just wash my genital area with that after a ride and it just seems to keep the bacteria/fungus situation at hold so that nothing gets a chance to develop further.


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.49360 del
Salby beating real sprinters and not some chinese jobbers for once. but it's still in China of course.


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.49361 del
meanwhile Salby's team mate at Li Ning Star Josh Knech did get a contract at FDJ for next season.


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.49362 del
>>49359
>fungus situation
so I should rinse my bidons with this stuff


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>>49359
>Mölnlycke's Czech Republic plant based in Karviná was highlighted for physical breakdowns of some female employees.
perfect


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.49364 del
>>49360
On the other hand, [REDACTED]'s superstar RIKUNOV is shown his place


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.49366 del
>>49365
>ještě letos zmodernizuje vzduchotechniku ve výrobní hale
phwoar, imagine how many vaxxmasters the Bugman has installed in there since
21-24 are clearly dangerous temperatures, someone had better check on are Nicebert


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>>49362
What part of "use only on your skin" do you not understand bert


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Here's the other fun-ish shit I did, the coveted wout classification.


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.49369 del
>>49368
This is only superclassico right? I have wouted many a stage race stages


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.49370 del
rusbert reported it first news:
>fraudiani retires
>vauquelin to ineos merda


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.49371 del
>>49370
Career over for both


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.49372 del
>>49370
imagine the SALARY voklan will get


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.49373 del
No decency from UAEmierda, they are sending Satan jr to farm anudda one.
>>49369
Yeah, that's superclasico only.


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.49374 del
>>49370
Isn't gee also going to ineos? What a waste


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.49375 del
>UAE 1-2-3-4-5-6


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.49376 del
>>49374
GEE is going to jail


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.49378 del
>>49376
To Gee-l hehe


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.49379 del
Here's your team for Paris-Tours, Jappe, Arnold, Matt, Lukasz.
You can now pick between your Dorian, Ben Turner, son of Abraham, the other Matt (Vacek) maybe even Corbin or Turgis.


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.49380 del
>>49315
>Out with fractured collarbone (Crash in Gran Piemonte)
heh, who should I pick next?


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.49381 del
>>49379
I have NO idea who these people are. Philipsen, Arnold Jeannesson, Matt Stephens, Lukasz Wisniowski? That doesn't sound like a great team


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.49382 del
>>49368
>std
most consistent DS are also the most successful DS

consistent fraudulent teams should get a Madiot award!


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.49383 del
>>49381
impressive lack of attention paying to the sport


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.49384 del
You can tell by his facial expressions how the fight for his hair is going


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.49385 del
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Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.49386 del


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.49387 del
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Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.49388 del
>>49384
I've made this joke before


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.49389 del
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>>49381
Yes? Of course these are the picks, ignore them to your own peril.


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.49390 del
got some Big Rides planned for the weekend my berts ?


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.49391 del
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>>49390
are you trying to be funny?


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.49392 del
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>>49390
>15° no rain
yes


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.49393 del
let's read the femmes 2026 UCI race article on pcs.
first, Respect Ladies Race Slovakia won't be happening anymore. femmes Dwarfs and The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Women's Tour of Thailand will be promoted to WWT and 2.1 respectively.
femmes giro will be moved to May and like the Vuelta get 1 additional stage. and the Princess Anna Vasa Tour till Polen will be back on the calendar after this years hiatus.
I think the Maryland Cycling classics being turned into a stage race has been mentioned before, the jolly people of Baltimore who complained about traffic disruption on a Sunday will sure love 2 more days of disruptions, although I assume and hope they will feature the full extent of Maryland from Cumberland to Ocean City.


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.49395 del
>>49393
Respect Ladies bros, have we lost the respect?


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.49396 del
>>49390
No, maybe just a few laps of CP each day.


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.49397 del
>>49390
same as every weekend


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.49398 del
>>49390
Big eggs will be gained on a stationary bike
I will do finbert proud


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.49399 del
>>49398
8 hours?


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.49400 del
>>49390
Of course


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 13:45 [Preview] No.49401 del
>>49399
Maybe 4-5


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.49402 del
Once again I forget Lombardia is on Saturday


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.49403 del
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I am in desperate need of cheap runners not named SEIXAS, I even looked at Killian UIJTDEBROEKS but for some reason, he costs 18 (eighteen) velepoints


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.49404 del
>>49402
no point in watching anyway


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.49405 del
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>>49403
here's the team everyone will make


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.49406 del
>>49405
I am making a leap of faith and not picking the mexican dopeur
>>49404
True


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.49407 del
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>>49405
Great Scott!


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.49408 del
>>49406
then I would pick prodhomme or maybe garlicfoil as cheap option


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.49409 del
>>49408
kulset is another guy in good shape too


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.49410 del
>>49408
Yeah, thinking about Prodhomme, maybe a cheeky Nairito but he may just barely score any velopoints, maybe a Berthet.
But Toilet seems a really nice pick.


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.49411 del
Eulalio, Trein, Lecerf seem like too high variance.
I am defending a top 10 here, serious biznis.


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.49412 del
>>49411
pick someone that has proven to able to handle the distance and isn't an on off rider like eulalio
berthet, barre are guys that will actually ride for 15th position


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.49413 del
I would have picked ROGLIC for a guaranteed Top 10 if he wasn't so god damn expensive


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.49414 del
>>49405
Oh God damn it


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.49415 del
>>49412
Barre is dead and gone


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.49416 del
>>49405
>bean TOILET
>hemcope seethinpool
heh


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.49417 del
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I might actually do it


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.49418 del
mikel landa top 3, I can feel it in the air
the taste of landismo


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.49419 del
Bomboibros... It's over


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.49420 del
>>49419
I know he was a jobber but what the fuck are they getting rid of all those riders for
that dude kyffin just won something for them even
meanwhile frauds like toupalik stay


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.49421 del
>>49420
They are obviously going for a much higher level than these shitters and will definitely get a wild card for the Tour de la France (lol)


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>>49421
he will save the team


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.49423 del
They only have 17 runners now for 2026 so I expect some BIG signings and am eagerly awaiting the Wielerflits article with recommendations


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.49424 del
>>49422
Did he ever explain this?
Early anti-IPT protest?


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.49425 del
>>49424
Cycling is just very right wing in Europe. See: Godon


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.49426 del
>>49424
this is just the average greeting around here


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.49427 del
>>49424
it's dey culcha


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.49428 del
many such cases


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.49429 del
>>49428
I'm glad we're thru /cyc/'s AI slop era but wouldn't mind seeing big Matty "Ordnungspolizei" JØRGENSOHN in an appropriately decorated TT kit


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.49430 del
No jaspe at paris tours


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 15:59 [Preview] No.49431 del
>>49430
he looked like dogshit in binche so no big loss


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.49432 del
>>49431
Some berts could have been fooled of a few velocoins


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.49433 del
>>49432
well he won't even be in the list when the game opens


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.49434 del
>>49428
>TFW thigh and tummy rouleur tradwife


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.49435 del
I'm too far anyway, need to pick my boy rogla one last time


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 16:38 [Preview] No.49436 del
>>49435
prepare to be humbled by HEALY


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.49437 del
Consider this, Skjelmose + Healy both in top 10 > Remco 2nd + Storer 21th


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.49438 del
>>49437
VERY good team, but it will lose to the tridente >>49335


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 17:10 [Preview] No.49439 del
>>49437
sometimes I try this and then guys like ion izagirre come into the top 10 and ruin everything


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 17:11 [Preview] No.49440 del
this is the final draft


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 17:14 [Preview] No.49441 del
>>49437
I think Storer is gonna do better than 21st. He was 13th last year


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 17:14 [Preview] No.49442 del
>>49439
Yeah that's true. I've tried doing this in place of Vinge + Pogi for the last three tours, bigbraining some guys like Roglic and Almeida there, and it hasn't ended well.
>>49440
Excellent team bert


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.49443 del
DEL TORO will lose 10 minutes, what are you berts doing


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.49444 del
>>49443
? 10 minutes is when 2nd comes over the line


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.49445 del
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Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.49446 del
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>losing to an 88 cost team


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.49447 del
>>49443
>the mexican NC will choose this of all races to show some decency
oh Bertacek


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.49448 del
>>49446
>carapaz despite his pathetic performances since the giro
let him go he ain't got it no more


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.49449 del
>>49446
I'm psyopping myself into going with this one


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.49450 del
>>49448
a south american is dangerous when having a string of bad results
you never know when the latent "altitude training" kicks in


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.49451 del
>>49450
Richie is known for building up to BIG performances


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 17:21 [Preview] No.49452 del
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come to think of it, U*E merda


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 17:26 [Preview] No.49453 del
>>49451
just like the clean DNF martinez that sacrificed 3 seasons for a giro podium


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.49454 del
>>49447
He wins on Sunday
Please pay at least some attention


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 18:16 [Preview] No.49455 del
Paul should be in china breaking the curse


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 18:18 [Preview] No.49456 del
>>49455
breaking the curse in china is disrespectful
he will break it when he wins the tour


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 18:22 [Preview] No.49457 del
>>49456
so in 2031 once Dopagaçar is finally dead, gone?


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 18:32 [Preview] No.49458 del
>>49457
no in 2035 after pogacar has his fuglsang peak


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 18:48 [Preview] No.49460 del
>>49458
>404 WT stage races in a row without a french victory
holy KWAB


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 19:19 [Preview] No.49461 del
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Do I go with the safe team knowing that my rivals will probably pick at least 5/6 of the same choices?

Or do I go for the dagger, but risk everything I've worked for?


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.49462 del
>>49461
don't care at all tbh


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 19:39 [Preview] No.49463 del
>>49461
Pick all grandes and free your soul


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.49464 del
>>49455
if you break the curse in a fake race like UAE or China it will give 100 years of bad luck with not a single French win
it has to be done right or not at all


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.49465 del
>>49461
if you pick risky you're likely giving up everything you've worked for all year


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.49466 del
I'm dogsitting tonight and for some reason Belgian stoners set up camp with their caravan in the neighborhood and talking about drugs with their Flandrian accent. I don't know what to think about this.


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 20:38 [Preview] No.49467 del
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I might actually score a BIG ride tomorrow
Weather nothing to write home about, but no rain and dry roads. Might not get many of such days in the next couple of months.


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 20:49 [Preview] No.49468 del
medium ride, but first time out in a bit

>>49461
it's temping to not go Pogi even though he's going to give 720-780 points; you really have to nail the top-5 without him


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>>49462
>>49463
>>49465
>>49468
I've grinded my way up the Velocharts by picking incredibly boring teams.

I have made my decision. The team is set.


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 21:12 [Preview] No.49470 del
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Would love to see what a pro could do here. 31mph (49.9 km/h) bretty gud for an amateur.

For comparison, the stage 2 ITT @ the 2025 Giro with similar elevation gain (CP loop is 10km with 140m elevation gain vs. 13km with 141m elevation for Giro stage) the winner was Tarling at 50.95 km/h.


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.49471 del
my team is FINAL, I am only taking two members of the tridente (of course I removed the wrong one)


Bert 10/10/2025 (Fri) 23:47 [Preview] No.49472 del
team Team Medellin got a stern word and they finally had some decency tonight at the Volta Internazional de Santa Catarina em Bicicleta, with the Le Tour Cycliste International de la Guadeloupe superstar Stefan BENNETT (riding for the international criminal syndicate of EuroCucling Trips from Guam) scoring a BIG win in a solo breakway of two runners


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 00:04 [Preview] No.49473 del
Phone call from the /WTW/ importer confirmed that the Chinese wines will be delivered to the office on Monday. Whew.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.49474 del
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Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.49475 del
>>49400
>sick in the morning
I have been punished


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.49476 del
>>49475
couple hours on the raper and a swim in the sea, fix you right up


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 06:12 [Preview] No.49477 del
>>49475
Sweat it out on the viner


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.49478 del
>Paul SEIXAS cost 4 points
bag back problem has never been so easy to solve


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.49479 del
Malucelli keeps getting humbled by some contishitters.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.49480 del
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>Wiggins won the Tour de France in 2012 and is a five-time Olympic champion. However, he didn't exactly treat those gold medals with respect. "Millions of people were cheering me on, in the stadium or at home. One of the greatest moments of London 2012. And there I was, in my dressing room, snorting cocaine off a gold medal. I was making a joke of my performance."

>"A bit like peeing on someone's grave," he admitted. "Well, at that moment, I peed on my own. The gold medal, the Tour... I couldn't care less. The person I was in Paris and London was dead to me."

>There was a time when the Brit lived in a hotel for two weeks and was constantly on drugs, snorting up to 120 grams. "I don't know how I'm still alive. I prefer not to think about it too much." In a previous interview, Wiggins had already said: "There were times my son thought I'd be found dead in the morning. People didn't realize it, but I was high almost constantly for years."

>It even got so bad that his children, Isabella and Ben, tried to send him to rehab. "In a fit of rage, I once smashed my trophy for Sports Personality of the Year (2012). In front of my children. So it wasn't surprising that they considered it."

he will literally say anything except that he doped while on team sky, he'll never be free from his thoughts


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.49482 del
>>49480
Can he get even more obvious at that point


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.49483 del
I tried to adjust.
There is nothing to adjust.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.49484 del
>>49476
>>49477
I might just watch the race on the vinester Indeed


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.49485 del
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>>49483
Same. I wanted to honor Baukebert but this would be retarded.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.49486 del
>>49485
Picking your boys is never retarded


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.49487 del
The next PADUNI with zero decency


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.49489 del
>>49480
If you have no problem with becoming an alcoholic junkie, then how can you claim not doping lmao


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.49490 del
>>49483
I'd be surprised if not every Bert has the Pogi, Toro, Seixas, Raging manlet combo. But that still leaves 22 puntos for a surprise pick


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.49491 del
>>49490
Correction, 18 puntos.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.49492 del
>>49490
I'm not picking remco though, fuck that seething manlet


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.49493 del
>>49490
berts aren't sleeping on the EF tridente


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.49494 del
>>49493
Ah yes, for the sprint for 5th place


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.49495 del
>Pogacar 1.14
>Evenepoel 7.5
>Toro 9
>Pidcvck 19
>Seixas 29
>Yatesi 41
>Roglic 41
>Healy 41
>Skjelmose 51
>Carapaz Montenegro 81
>Martinez 81
>Scaroni 101
>Bernal Gomez 101
>Sivakov 126
>Vine 126
>Izagirre 126
>Skujins 126
>Toilet 126
>Uijtdebroeks 126
>Storer 126
...
>Eulaliu 301


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.49496 del
>>49495
adjusted


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.49497 del
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we live at coomerlake
rai starting with some footage footage from last year


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.49498 del
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don't sleep on allah


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.49499 del
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>I just need to be able to be the best version of myself
adjust accordingly


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.49500 del
>>49499
is he hiring bald muslim bodyguards now


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.49501 del
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where does patje keep finding these bertolo jobbers?


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.49502 del
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berts not convinced by the bora bois line-up


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.49503 del
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Going on a ride then, the weather is pretty shit though, was promised sun, was delivered industrial levels of meh. Adjusted.


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podium ceremony, team UAE managed to 1-2-3-4-5


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.49505 del
>>49499
Is that Serry? Why does he have leaves on his head


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.49506 del
>>49505
it's his last race


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.49507 del
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Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.49508 del
>>49507
this guy just radiates low IQ


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.49509 del
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time to say goodbye to some frauds that will be replaced by 19 years old


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.49510 del
>>49509
MEINTJES is retiring too? how grim


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.49511 del
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formolo remembering the good times where he suffered for pogi


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.49512 del
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6.8km until the official start


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.49513 del
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pidkek on the climbing bike


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.49514 del
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allah looking forward to steal some cardboard again


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.49515 del
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>>49511
>soon you will walk the line too


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.49516 del
are they ever riding the lombardia over the remco bridge again?


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trein autism


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.49518 del
goodbye rafal majka


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.49519 del
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should have walked the line like the others when he had the chance


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.49520 del
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attaque captain america


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.49521 del
IPT riders neither in tete nor in peloton


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.49522 del
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captain america
thymen
bling


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.49523 del
bart lemmen in tete


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.49524 del
there he goes


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.49525 del
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Aular!


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.49526 del
>>49522
I don't think that hymen arensmeme


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.49527 del
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forgot about bilbao, but peloton is still pulling hard
>>49526
it's hamilton


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verkacken from kwabstep in testa as well
some arkea squeaker didn't bother to start


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Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.49530 del
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attaque nairoman


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.49533 del
de chasers


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.49534 del
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>6=

7 Tadej Pogačar Paul Seixas Isaac Del Toro Remco Evenepoel Ben Tulett Michael Storer
>Marq Qwabendish
>BORING hansbull
>6th Column
>KS Wisla Ustronianka
>MVDF
>Patje's Angels
>/pinot/


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.49536 del
>>49534
failure of the system tbh


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.49537 del
oh noe, he KUSSed the ground


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chute comicale sepp kuss


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.49540 del


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Picks. >>49531


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jonas spotted


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chasse patate patating


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.49545 del
>>49541
kek I did a few clicks in the overall leaderboards and almost everyone in the top 10 has the same team


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bora pulling in the pedalton, primoz must be feeling good


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bart lemon


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decathlon in the shotgun position


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.49550 del
>>49479
yes well he is a contishitter himself that only got 1 season on Astana to farm points in Asia


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.49551 del
>>49546
see this is what I fucking hate, UAE has a monster team to do all the work AND get multiple guys in the top ten and for some reason these guys think nah we'll do it for them
I'm going to score some eggs instead


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>>49551
>thanks bora and decathlon


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.49553 del
>>49551
you got to show off the sponsor colors before your entire team inevitably gets dropped when UAE decides it's time to launch the winning attack


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um, do the sheep, goats and donkeys race mix?


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suisse, norway and germany at coda del gruppo


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top ganna somehow in testa. how did I miss this.


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Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.49559 del
>>49534
Just couldn't figure a safer more boring team to be honest, I've got to defend that prestigious top20 GC position
Anyhow how was your pre-Lomardia ride /cyc/? For me 6x4min low cadence, legs failed at the final one after 2.5min. Next up some rest and then next weekend some testing to see if this meme delivered any improvements.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.49560 del
>>49551
It's not hard to understand. This group is dangerous for SEIXAS top 5,not for pogi


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.49561 del
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skin colored bib shorts, interesting.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.49562 del
>Hey!
>Can I have a new contract please?


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I still haven't visited the ciclismo museum, despite it being not that far from the suisse border


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.49564 del
>Pidcock


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.49565 del
How did Pidcuck crash?
Also I want to go back to Lombardy so bad, was one of the highlights of our honeymoon in '22. Can't wait a few years so that the kids are old enough so that we can go on some nice holiday.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.49566 del
>>49565
maybe he wanted to show off his descending skills

Lombardy looks awesome


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Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.49568 del
kek


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.49569 del
>>49568
>using shoes
>>49566
Thanks bert. to be honest those slow hairpin descents in a large peloton always look very suspicious to me, I'd crash most likely


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.49570 del
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>Bjoern Koerdt


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.49571 del
>G3


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>>49565
>Also I want to go back to Lombardy so bad
for me it's the super industrialised and urban sprawled flat part of Italy that suffers from endless fog during the winter months and humidity and heat during the summer months. but yes I'm aware, there's lot of nice corners and cities around, but it ain't Tuscany for sure.


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some movistar riders stop by your house and piss onto your walls. many such cases


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.49575 del
>>49573
>BAIS adjusting


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20°C light fog


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.49577 del
>>49573
Hehe. Not really in Lombardy, but I really want to move to the Trento area some day. Nice small university city, great nature around it, good weather. I guess I have to complete my PhD first and then maybe go for a postdoc exchange program or something.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.49578 del
>>49515
nice rat


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.49579 del
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>wasting 375 watts for pogiwinsagainlol
meanwhile your EFs and squillaume martins and your next remcos keep a low profile


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.49580 del
RAI saying that Ciccone is still suffering from some African disease he caught in Kigali


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yatesi on waterboi duty


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.49582 del
comfy Gravelberts


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France puts roosters on top of their church towers, Italians put saints on them.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.49585 del
>>49580
Strange, since he is from below the Fuglsang-line that denotes Italian Africa


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.49586 del
>>49502
>>49546
>>49552
>>49572
*sip*
ahh, Bora
I remember...


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.49587 del
>>49586
great ad


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fdj jobber going offroad


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pogi pretty far behind in the peloton


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ass björn not-skjellmose laché


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curva majka


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.49593 del
>>49586
Why is everyone on the right from Egypt, or whatever flag that is. And on the left Inés Garcia who is competing with the men?


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Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.49597 del
>>49594
those Germans need to stop being so fraudulent


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.49598 del
>>49597
I wish.
Hmm, I wonder what Emu is doing at Coof in France...


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.49599 del
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don't know about her/she


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jay vine ready to take over at any time


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.49601 del
more painfaces


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135km to go. pogi should attack and solo to the finish.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.49605 del
<me at the right


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.49606 del
>>49534
I really really thought about going Remcoless and replacing him and Storer with Skjelmose and Healy. This would've been the dagger but it might've cost me everything.

Anyway I only have Bertacek to fear.


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Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.49608 del


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.49609 del
Funny joke on Eurosport: the daughters of Pieter Serry should be called Caro and Patty


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.49610 del
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they shouldn't descend so fast


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.49611 del
>>49610
He's such a funny guy always with hijinx like this


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.49612 del
better safer than sorrier, right?


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.49613 del
SON of a BITCH. Seixas in Gruppo lachee. Also Healy, Toilet, Scaroni


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>>49611
ciclismo would be boring without him


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.49615 del
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>gruppo aular


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.49616 del
Also lachee: Onley, Uijtdebroeks


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.49617 del
>>49616
>>49613

Oh no no Mapeidurecht and Bertacek


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.49618 del
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meanwhile in the strip of land between Germany and Belgium


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.49619 del
>>49618
Luxembourg?


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.49620 del
>>49617
Everyone is back


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.49621 del
>>49618
Neutral Moresnet?


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>>49609
No one got this? Carrosserie and patisserie


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.49625 del
>>49624
Was this a Carlton joke?


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.49626 del
Kino


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.49627 del
>>49625
I think it came from Tom Boonen


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.49628 del
Top Ganna drilling it


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.49629 del
Did they already ride past the church with the fake bells?


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.49630 del


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.49631 del
>I'm just going to put my mustache and man bun up the road
>I'm keeping my hair at the moment, it's in a small box
Carlton Kirby is an international treasure


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how come these bells don't rust?
>inb4 bells are made out of other metals than steel and should sound nice


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.49633 del
>YAWN
good morning berts what have i missed


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:25 [Preview] No.49634 del
>>49633
some non-attentionpayers burning matches


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:26 [Preview] No.49635 del
>>49633
PPATTT


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.49636 del
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>>49632
There is no bad weather in Italia.


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>>49633
>good morning berts what have i missed
Ratobank is back.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.49638 del
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>>49636
the regions that are close to the alps have huge amounts of annual precipitation. Bergamo has 1008mm average precipitaton per year. the valleys to the north of it should have even more.


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del stier laughing at jay vine telling him a rape joke, while pogi is sipping some coke.


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I hope this is a better screenshot of jay vine and del toro bonding


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.49642 del
>>49641
They are making jokes about Ayuso


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.49643 del
15km to go in Maastricht
>dutch 1-2-3 incoming
yes. persico is trying to hold on while kopecky (czech one) is struggling


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imagine drinking Mattoni instead of San Pellegrino water


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.49645 del
Bart LEMON was in the military? DEFINITELY doped while he was there


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I bet this is primoz behind the sign


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.49647 del
CHUTE. Hindley


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it's hindlel


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.49649 del


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.49650 del
>>49649
>we were playing FIFA and then this retard throws his controller and pulls the plug
>LOL what a retard


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.49651 del
bauke ready for the last dance


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.49652 del
kopecky has to pull while shirin is stealing the victory from wiebes/vos


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.49653 del
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squeak


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.49654 del
Brian he said "Richie" not "Archie:


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.49655 del
Hindley joined the Swatt club


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bart lemon struggling to hold on to testa


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.49657 del
pogi at the front, race is about to end


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.49658 del
If Pogi wins yet again, I swear, this will be the last monument I watch this year.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.49659 del
>gr*vel worlds on bike path
lol, wtf is this shit


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.49660 del
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13/15 of the last Monuments were won by Mathieu or Pog. And the Philipsen one was a gift from Mathieu and the Remco one was with the Pog chute


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one last time majka pulling for pogi


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1488 watts by captain america


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.49663 del
fuck off Simmons


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.49664 del
>>49660
De Lie will fix this.


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those who are left in testa


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.49666 del
>>49658
I am skipping today but will be watching the 6th monument Paris-Tours


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.49667 del
>>49664
De Lie will be 150 kg again in March


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.49668 del
>>49656
>...and one drop of Lemon


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.49669 del
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Sivakov was 6th last year


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dutch betrayal has finally begun


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.49671 del
Eulálio about to lachee


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400 watts just to stay in the pedalton, poor hymen


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.49673 del
oh no no no shirinsisters


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.49674 del
>>49663
>>49662
>AMERICA FIRST


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.49675 del
wiebeswinslol


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.49676 del
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shirin van anroij betrayed hard


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.49677 del


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.49678 del
When was the last time we got a non favorite monument winner? Colbrelli in 2016?


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.49679 del
>>49678 you mean 2021?


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>>49679
Yeah mixed it up with the Hayman win.


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maybe they should start to pull harder unless Italian timekeeping is all over again.
also please eat British cookies and Suisse chocolate (made in Germany for EU market) dear Bertolos


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.49682 del
I would NOT trust Italian bridges


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Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.49684 del
>Shitmose


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Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.49686 del
the boys


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.49687 del
>>49685
These people are fucking NUTS


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:13 [Preview] No.49688 del
>>49685
c-comfy


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.49689 del
>>49684
j-just saving matches


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.49690 del
>>49688
Bert, your German mind may not understand this but this is in Italy (Africa). This is a death trap


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.49691 del
>>49687
I'd do it without the safety cable attachment


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.49692 del
>>49690
German bridges aren't better


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.49693 del
>>49691
Hello Mr. Honnold


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.49694 del
ynr remco is in this race


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.49695 del
>>49692
please understand, this bridge was built by communists back in the days of the people's republic, so they are to blame.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.49696 del
>>49692
What is this shit. In the 1930s this would never happen. Germany has fallen


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.49697 del
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is it a benis, a fist? take part in the Rorschach test now.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.49698 del
This is quite not normal from Simmons


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.49699 del
>67km to go
>Slurpaton +3:16
here's your full load of Simmons porn, now drop the tarrifs please


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.49700 del
>>49697
I see a guy with no arms


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.49701 del
What if he makes it?


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:23 [Preview] No.49702 del
>>49701
He'd get a Nobel Prize.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:23 [Preview] No.49703 del
>>49701
Through the doping control? Never


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.49704 del
I just learned yesterday that Cian is in a relationship with Magdeleine Vallières and that her living in Girona was a major reason why Cian wanted to go to a Spanish team.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.49705 del
I'm starting to get Floyd Landis vibes


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.49706 del
I am back
What in the name of freedom is going on


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.49707 del
Rai having to retell the Gino Mäder story and how this impacted Quinn Simmons who witnessed the chute fatale


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.49708 del
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benny hill in trouble


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.49709 del
HEALY LACHEE


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.49710 del
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Haha Bertacek has Healy


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.49711 del
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what's left of the pedalton. pogi still in Z1


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.49712 del
It's Richie time


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.49713 del
>>49708
>>49709
>>49710
>2 hilly 4 Healy


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.49714 del
>>49710
I put two good runners off to squeak hilly in


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.49716 del
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consider this. make pogi change the jersey and wear the EU one and race captain america alone without the help of the team.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.49717 del
>>49716
Is this dopage?


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.49718 del
>>49717
yes, it is.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.49719 del
>>49704
good for him


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.49720 del
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one one ganna left to catch him


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.49721 del
>>49716
maybe it's a cigar


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.49722 del
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>sipping ketones


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.49723 del
wish it was literally any other rider


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.49724 del
Lol Merckx never podiumed all Monuments in the same year. And this was against drunken hobos. F R A U D


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.49725 del
>>49716
>brown juice
SUS


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.49726 del
Trump on the phone for some moto assist


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.49727 del
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time to unleash jay vine


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.49728 del
>>49714
Piganzoli also at the back


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.49729 del
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>4 Gr. Healy
Irish frauduelence


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.49730 del
>>49722
We have a rich guy in our group rides who actually drinks ketones after every single ride.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.49731 del
the legend Zaug mentioned on TV


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.49732 del
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more sipping strange stuff


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.49733 del
>>49731
Remember when absolute shitters could win a Monument. Ciolek, Goss, Hayman, Jungels, Van Aert. It feels like a century ago


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.49734 del
Am i allowed to squeak just a little bit? This is landesque


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.49735 del
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I haven't seen a single piss in a cup flag yet, compared to the Giro when they were all over the place. so all it took was just IPT not participating huh.
kwabstep getting impatient with the slow speed of UAE.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.49736 del
>>49732
the fuck is this, it makes him go


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.49737 del
He's 1 (one) km ahead


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.49738 del
>>49734
I don't remember Landa doing this


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.49739 del
Waar is Del Toro


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.49740 del
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retired fraud shown on RAI


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.49741 del
>>49738
Don't care what UCI says Landa has won 7 Tour de France


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.49742 del
seixass nooo


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Seixas looking good


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.49744 del
>>49739
Positionlet


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.49745 del
>>49742
That was Prodhomme Bert


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.49746 del
oh wait, the 51 number is worn by prodhommme


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.49747 del
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jay vine


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.49748 del
soon


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.49749 del
Raping time


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.49750 del
we all know it's IMPOSSIBLE to pull back a runner with only one or two minites gap
therefore, it's over


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.49751 del
Vine is raping this group


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.49752 del
Carapaz looking good


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all what's left


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primoz and bertnal struggling to hold on


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.49755 del
The motorpacing really is unnecessary


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.49756 del
waar EFE hè


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.49757 del


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primozbros...


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.49759 del
>Roglic
Great idea to have your team help UAE


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.49760 del
Seixas INCROYABLE


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.49761 del
can't believe I didn't take my boy STORER


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.49762 del
Can never tell if Seixas is brutally suffering or not


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.49763 del
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ok, time to turn it off and do something else with my life


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.49764 del
>>49760
this kid really is it


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>


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.49766 del
this gives me finally time to ask the following: where is anyone of the EF tridente?


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.49767 del
>>49760
>>49764
Amazing talent, blowing Remco's first pro season out the water, easily.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.49768 del
>>49766
they will regroup on the descent and fill out the top5


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.49769 del
>>49766
the time for mockery has already come, please pay attention
>>49756


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remco immediately gave up


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.49771 del
>Vine smiling
It's time.

...aaaand Pog goes!


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.49772 del
>>49760
so it's finally time to learn how his name should be pronounced
it's >SAY-shass right ?


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.49773 del
>>49772
"sexy-ass"


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.49774 del
>>49773
no but really


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Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.49776 del
>>49772
Literally just sex ass


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.49777 del
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so who is even starting tomorrow? jappe is staying at home. de lie is already losing his winning form.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.49778 del
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yes well


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.49779 del
tick tock Quinn


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.49780 del
>Hi Simmons
<Bye Simmons


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.49781 del
otruba in tete in Vendée. now I have to find out where that race is even televised.


Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.49782 del
>>49778
USA and the rest of the world linked up, squeak it or keep it?


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Bert 10/11/2025 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.49785 del
>>49783
it's not on France 3 Alsace, that's why I need to ask.


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