Bert
05/22/2026 (Fri) 16:58
No.87950
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>Be on vacation
>Go to vineyard
>Enjoying nice flight of wines with Bertina and baby on the terrace
>"Hi, so we have a Mystery Wine challenge where you pay for the glass, but if you can name the wine correctly, you get a free bottle"
>"Oh yeah, it doesn't just cover our wines but all the wines we pour at our wine bar and you need to get it correct down to the vintage"
>He pours the glass
>Nail it
>"You're the first person that's gotten it correct from the people I've saved since started working here"
>Server starts geeking out and talking wine with me while Bertina's eyes glaze over
Signature look of superiority.jpeg