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/cyc/ - general Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No. 87447
Campenaerts special bidon edition

>Current and upcoming road races
08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
20.05 - 24.05 4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France 2.Pro
21.05 - 24.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT
22.05 Veenendaal - Veenendaal 1.1 WE
22.05 - 24.05 Grande Prémio Internacional Beiras e Serra da Estrela 2.1
23.05 Veenendaal-Veenendaal 1.1
24.05 Grand Prix Criquielion 1.1
24.05 Antwerp Port Epic Ladies 1.Pro
25.05 Antwerp Port Epic / Sels Trophy 1.1
25.05 GP Mazda Schelkens 1.1 WE
28.05 - 31.05 Boucles de la Mayenne - Crédit Mutuel 2.Pro
29.05 - 31.05 Bretagne Ladies Tour 2.1
30.05 - 07.06 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
01.06 - 05.06 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
03.06 Mercan'Tour Classic Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
04.06 - 06.06 Tour of Estonia 2.1
06.06 Heylen Vastgoed Heistse Pijl 1.1
07.06 Brussels Cycling Classic 1.Pro
07.06 Dwars door de Westhoek 1.1 WE
07.06 Alpes Gresivaudan Classic 1.1 WE
07.06 - 14.06 Tour Auvergne - Rhône-Alpes 2.UWT
10.06 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
12.06 - 14.06 CIC-Tour Féminin des Pyrénées 2.Pro
13.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.WWT
14.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.UWT
14.06 GP Gippingen 1.1
14.06 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://cycling.today/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

>Previous Thread:
>>86428


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.87480 del
second for MAS


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.87481 del
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lame


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.87482 del
DAMNIT


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.87483 del
first for fuck movistar and anyone who rides in that team


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.87484 del
Ecquadoooooooooooooooooooooor


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.87485 del
ty Scaroni fighting for my points


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.87486 del
good sprint by Poels


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.87487 del
Sepp Kuss is a topten grimper alive


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.87488 del
I am absolutely fuming


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.87490 del
Bernalbros eating pretty good


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.87491 del
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top 10


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.87492 del
he could contend the next two stages as well


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.87493 del
>>87492
and that reverse sanremo stage...
I think tomorrow will be for silva or aular


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.87494 del
>>87492
I don't know about tomorrow. a breakaway could have a good chance, as neither Bahrain nor visma want to pull the peloton for a stage victory.


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.87495 del
if you don't have your game just make your own game
take notes chuds thats a winners mindset


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.87496 del
>>87494
movistar will pull the peleton, maybe decathlon for lund


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.87497 del
75 euros for a tire?
Are we overpigging here a bit?


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.87498 del
>11. Bais
baised


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.87499 del
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Hey, Bert. It's sumo time. In 27 mins.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.87500 del
>>87497
this is the world we live in


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 16:16 [Preview] No.87501 del
eating leftover cutlets, not that anyone here cares about such things


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 16:17 [Preview] No.87502 del
>>87491
>Mas
heh, lucky me


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 16:51 [Preview] No.87504 del
>>87500
Bought CLINCHER SPECIALIZED S-Works Turbo TLR Race Tire TAN 700X28C

SKU: 00025-2701
252,00 zł

So around 60 euros, from my favorite grande shop.


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 16:51 [Preview] No.87505 del
>>87503
Doped


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 16:55 [Preview] No.87506 del
>>87504
What bike do you have? Aren't you 100kg¨+?


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 16:55 [Preview] No.87507 del
>>87504
seems gud, I ride continental on both my bikes now and have had very little issues the last year


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 16:57 [Preview] No.87508 del
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Look at that 90% rampa right before that Pieve di Teco 20 km mark. How are they going to climb that


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 16:58 [Preview] No.87509 del
>>87506
I am, can't a fat man have a low resistance tire? I thought about these Pirelli Cinturato Velo which makes your road basically gravel equivalent for the offroad parts which are actually pleasant to ride on a gravel, but I didn't want to sacrifice 80% more rolling resistance.
I have a SL4 Roubaix.


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 16:58 [Preview] No.87510 del
>>87509
I guess as long as you don't puncture too much it's ok


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:00 [Preview] No.87511 del
>>87508
narvaez will nosebreathe that


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:06 [Preview] No.87513 del
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>>87510
I never did since I am a fatso kek, did some when I was a teen. I mean I did quite recently but it was not a direct puncture but a bit got in through a hole in the sidewall puncture.

This was the competish,
1 Pirelli, too much resistance but great
2 S-Works Turbo 28, bought, seems like a very good speed-durability trade-off, was too expensive for asking price, almost half of the price is great
3 S-Works Turbo Cotton 28, on the verge of death, never punctured, just wore them off until pic rel >>87376 (you) , still very pricey and barely available anywhere


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:07 [Preview] No.87514 del
>>87513
All good then, but rr doesn't really matter that MUCH. Paypig is also nice so enjoy


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:08 [Preview] No.87515 del
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A screen with column names.


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:10 [Preview] No.87516 del
>>87514
These are noombers saar, very serious business, even if the most important noomber that would trump all that is to get that weight below 100kg.


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:39 [Preview] No.87517 del
Sometimes you hear people saying "you don't need the tool to engage the quicklink" and each time I do it I am reminded it's a load of garbage


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:42 [Preview] No.87518 del
>>87517
Never used one


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:43 [Preview] No.87519 del
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Probably the longest period of chain, perhaps 10000 km on it, the old new still looked only 2mm longer or so. I really had to align them properly to see a noticeable difference


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:44 [Preview] No.87520 del
>>87517
just put the chain on and stand on the pedal, it will click


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:48 [Preview] No.87521 del
UAE is gonna torture the fatties once again tomorrow.

Friday is also yet another fuck you to fatties.


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:48 [Preview] No.87522 del
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wtf


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:51 [Preview] No.87523 del
Blikra was OTL today. A rare sight in GT's nowadays


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:51 [Preview] No.87524 del
Nice sprint by Pithie today, finally out the mud that guy.
Lewis assgay also nice sprint but from 800 meters out for some reason


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:52 [Preview] No.87525 del
>>87517
sram or shimano? never once in me life did I use a tool to close the quicklink with the former


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.87526 del
>>87519
man I wish my chains lasted that long
hell even 5k km would be alright, current one is around 4k in and on the verge of .5 and thats the longest lasting chain I've had in a while


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:54 [Preview] No.87527 del
>>87525
shimano
i am doing it zonder stand, just standing normally


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:55 [Preview] No.87528 del
>>87523
Wanted to write how he is clearly barely making it across, was over 37 minutes down today.


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 18:02 [Preview] No.87529 del
>>87523
I'm surprised malucelli and the uzbek dude are still alive


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No.87530 del
>>87522
you don't need a park tool branded one, but it should have a 0.5 indicator and not just a 0.75 one.


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 18:41 [Preview] No.87531 del
>>87522
This is one of those silly prices you will sometimes get on Amazon.
In my shops it is 18 euro.


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 18:41 [Preview] No.87532 del
Happy birthday to Chris Froome and Cher


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 18:45 [Preview] No.87533 del
>>87532
both aren't retired


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 18:48 [Preview] No.87534 del
>>87533
uhh he's shilling some intervals.icu/traineroad/trainingpeak knockoff these days
does that not mean retired


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 19:10 [Preview] No.87535 del
>>87534
You underestimate his greed. He wants to get paid by a team to finish last place in some .1 race in Africa and also get the paycheck for advertising AI scam apps.


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 19:19 [Preview] No.87536 del
Froome is schrödingers employee. He's not officially retired but he's not working either


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 19:33 [Preview] No.87537 del
I'm kinda surprised slippy G hasn't given him some pity job at ineos yet.
Even viviani, impey and erviti are roaming around there


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 20:02 [Preview] No.87538 del
Van Eetvelt DNS
Broke his finger, 400th race he crashed


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 20:11 [Preview] No.87539 del
>>87535
He is also busy roaming Chinese trade fairs.


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 20:43 [Preview] No.87541 del
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team Team Voralberg will run the ridiculously prestigious the Le Tour Cycliste International de la Guadeloupe, with it many a perils and rampas.
That unfortunately also means no STÜSSI at the Grandissima


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 20:46 [Preview] No.87542 del
>>87538
At this point, he is as much of a serial chuter as the Vinester


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 20:47 [Preview] No.87543 del
Puck MOONEN will be riding VEENENDAAL-VEENENDAAL on friday
what do i write on a sign


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 20:54 [Preview] No.87544 del
>>87543
>using gears


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 21:41 [Preview] No.87545 del
>>87537
I'm assuming there is some bad blood there.


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 22:08 [Preview] No.87546 del
>>87541
that was comfy to watch last year.


Bert 05/20/2026 (Wed) 22:15 [Preview] No.87547 del
>>87545
G knows that something could come out about Froome and doesn't want him anywhere near the team; Froome has also spent the past 7 years trashing his credibility as a straight shooter or worthwhile teammate


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 00:19 [Preview] No.87548 del
>>87537
>>87545
>>87547
Maybe Froome just isn't interested in becoming a DS or whatever? And with what he must have earned over the years, he shouldn't need the money, unlike a guy like Erviti.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 01:44 [Preview] No.87549 del
torty eggs under sweltering sun
now the rain cones


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.87550 del
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Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 05:28 [Preview] No.87551 del
>>87550
would


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.87552 del
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/pinot/bert is bound to have another lethal GT goomble. I thought I am doing pretty gud for a late goombling joiner, never outside of top 10 at the end, steadily getting a better grip but also dipping often, that's what a newbert is expected to do.
This asshole is playing as long as I am and already has two stars and two shirts.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.87554 del
>>87552
Yeah he's doing exceptionally well, all the right GC guys and then Narvaez AND Silva. If he had Eulalio he'd probably be global number 1, heh.
Narvaez is singlehandedly saving my veloteam but I badly need Valgren and Zana to score some points.In hindsight Piganzoli or Rondel would've been so much better picks than Zana, oh well.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:31 [Preview] No.87555 del
>>87554
Just looked one more year back from which I have Autismbert's tables, he was already playing in 2022 when he was second, but still, near perfect goomble, already thinking how to solve two pink jerseys display on the GC shit.
ZANA was a bit puzzling, everyone was on him, even youtuber was, but he is kinda meh in everything, a bunch of meaningless top 10s and beating my JACKOWIAK in Sardynia is not a big deal.
You will still do fine, at least relatively since many people stepped into VENDRAME.
If only I could not force that LUND and pick NARVAEZ instead of VENDRAME, ehh ahh.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.87556 del
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hhnnggggg


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.87557 del
My new (2nd hand) bike arrives today...


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.87559 del
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Got a nice shade solution for the pink on pink jersey.
Of course that is a gigajinx, but not for me haha!

>>87557
Do post.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.87560 del
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Bought new bidons
Eventually did find some 1l monster dong sized


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.87561 del
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Oh my god, it even has a spare mouthpiece
They know their (modly) audience


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.87562 del
>The UCI has lost its appeal against a ruling which stopped its plans to introduce gear restrictions in the peloton, after a legal challenge from SRAM. On Wednesday, the Belgian Market Court upheld the Belgian Competition Authority's (BCA) decision to suspend the UCI's maximum gear ration standard.
um, why is this the decision of Belgium?


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.87563 del
with convicted dopeur Lennart van Eetvelt gone, I have huge expectations for convicted dopeur Troon Aerts.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.87564 del
>>87562
Becauqz the swiss are too cucked to go against the UCI


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.87565 del
>The UCI went to great lengths in its attempt to emerge victorious from the appeal. Cyclingnews reports that the cycling union tried to use €300,000 from the budget of SafeR (a joint safety initiative by teams, organizers, and riders) to finance its lawsuit against SRAM. This led to the bizarre situation in which teams sponsored by SRAM would indirectly be contributing to a lawsuit against their own sponsor.

Lel


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.87566 del
>>87559
Never mind,UPS just sent me a message telling me it's gonna be delivered tomorrow


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.87567 del
>>87555
I actually started with doing only the GT's in 2020, maybe that's why I tend to do well in them. Of course back then there were no stats or tables. But I am sure some Oldberts started velogambling even before that


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.87568 del
>>87562
>>87565
I'm glad that nonsense is over


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.87569 del
Memorial Bertollo race with multiple laps of Bric Berton and Capo Berta when?


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.87570 del
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afterwork ride is slowly getting compromised by the HUGE fucking storm clouds building. that was NOT forecast.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.87571 del
reminder that Ciccone is entitled to win at least one Giro stage.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.87572 del
>>87570
I'm just glad if's less windy. not that I have aero wheels, but still.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.87573 del
>>87570
I have to ride anyway to check if I put on the new chain correctly
There should NOT be any rain but the clouds look menacing


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.87574 del
have the probably badly autotranslated tour de trump article from l'équipe
>Then national coach (1982-2008), Jean-Yves Plaisance, 80 years old today, accompanied the French team during the only two editions that the Tour de Trump lasted, in 1989 and 1990. A race in the service of communications for the current American president.
>"Donald Trump has always been the way he is today. When he created his Tour de Trump in 1989, he announced everywhere that he was going to supplant the Tour de France. This was his stated objective. However, he knew nothing about cycling, apart from the fact that the Tour de France was an iconic race. The Belgian Eric Vanderaerden (winner of the Tour of Flanders in 1985 and Paris-Roubaix in 1987) was present, but Trump had absolutely no idea who he was, for example.
>We were all curious to see what this new stage event on the East Coast of the United States would bring. There, Donald Trump was already widely publicized, he was mainly talked about as a billionaire, real estate tycoon and owner of several casinos. In France, very few people knew him, except perhaps magazine regulars people. As he was the main sponsor of the event, we still found out about the character. He was not at all invested in the world of sport.
>It did not fail to intrigue, particularly the leaders of the Tour de France, who came to watch the race. We notably had a visit, during a stage, from Jean-Marie Leblanc (director of the Tour de France from 1989 to 2007). I don't know if they were afraid of competition in the calendar, because it fell at the same time as the 4 days of Dunkirk in particular, or afraid for the Tour, but at the same time, with billionaires, you never know what can happen...
(1/3)


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.87575 del
Runners at fast food at lunchtime
>The competition was long and tough: there were ten stages, the majority of the teams were professional and some really good riders were present. Greg LeMond, winner of the Tour de France in 1986, resumed just after a hunting accident. The French team was still an amateur but was invited because Richard Vivien, amateur road world champion in 1987 in Villach, Austria, was in its ranks. It had seven runners and was, among other things, built around Vivien, but there was also Nicolas Dubois, French champion in 1989, Jean-François Laffillé, a sprinter, Jean-Jacques Henry... They were among the best amateur runners of the time. I normally took care of cyclo-cross at the French Cycling Federation but I sometimes replaced Yves (Hézard,coach responsible for amateurs) in certain races, including this famous Tour.
>It was a real opportunity for us. Already, we were not often invited to a professional race. Then the events in the United States had nothing to do with what we knew. The stages of Trump's Tour were mainly contested in large cities. There were therefore often long distances to be covered at the time of transfers. The start was given from New York, in front of Trump Tower. The road traffic was crazy, it wasn't easy to get there. The departure even had to be postponed by at least a quarter of an hour - twenty minutes. Nothing was signposted or indicated, and we didn't have a GPS yet. A real adventure.
>In terms of organization, it was truly American style. At lunchtime, there was nothing planned for the runners due to travel. It was not uncommon to see some go and eat a few fries in a fast food restaurant before departure. We organized ourselves to offer the runners suitable supplies.
(2/3)


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>In the evening, however, huge buffets awaited us in the hotels. It was a bit like Club Med. Some of my runners probably even gained weight during those ten days! They were tempted, in the evening, when they saw the buffets, to stuff themselves. It's difficult to do dietetics in these cases. We still made sure that everyone paid a little attention.
>If this event aimed to one day replace the Tour de France, we were still far from it. It gave the impression of being designed for communication more than for runners. There was advertising and posters bearing Trump's image everywhere: on planes, on cars, on hotel walls... Even on the leader's jerseys, there was only his name. He was everywhere, including at certain stage departures or arrivals. We were talking more about Donald Trump than his Tour.
>As much as the organization was a little special, on a sporting level, it was a quality event. It wasn't easy for us. The runners were there for the competition, especially since the prizes promised to the winners were significant (bonus of $50,000 for the winner and $250,000 for his team). It wasn't a total summer camp (laughs). In 1990, it was the Mexican Raúl Alcalá who won the Tour (the first edition, in 1989, was won by the Dane Dag Otto Lauritzen). He finished best youngster in the Tour de France in 1987. Our goal was to behave well. It didn't go so bad but we didn't weigh in on the race. Richard Vivien wore the green jersey for the best climber for two or three days, but that's it.In the general classification, from memory, the best Frenchman was ranked 25th.
>There were no crowds along the roads. In the cities, there was still a bit of atmosphere, with cheerleaders, but that had nothing to do with the craze in certain countries in South or East America. It felt like it was a race that came out of nowhere. Moreover, this Trump Tour only lasted two years. Donald Trump then disengaged and a new partner, DuPont, took over. The aim of the maneuver was certainly to get people talking about him. He hasn't changed. "
(3/3)


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.87577 del
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That was pretty cool. The most autistic looking by FAR was Jan HIRT, I actually had to laugh a bit when I saw him with that goofy cap. EVERYBODY else was wearing a helmet


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.87578 del
>>87577
you know you're in Italy when the locals are still wearing sweaters despite it being sunny and 20°C+ (yeah, it's morning I know.)


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.87579 del
>>87577
You looked silly too and my cap is stylish so suck it


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.87580 del
>And judging by recent evidence from this Giro d’Italia, Campenaerts – the superdomestique of Jonas Vingegaard – is having toilet troubles.
>“I’ve known about ‘pee bottles’ since the days of Peter Sagan – he did that often,” Naesen told Sporza. “I’ve only known two who do it: Campi [Victor Campenaerts – ed] and Sagan.”


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.87581 del
>>87535
I think he's based as fuck for siphoning shekels from that jewish billionaire


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 11:44 [Preview] No.87582 del
>>87580
did they elaborate on the reason behind the piss bottle?


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.87583 del
>>87582
hiding their benis and being able to piss in front of the public. the article mentions that in stages with nice weather patches without spectators are rare.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.87584 del
>>87583
fair


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.87585 del
>>87583
Gaviria needs 950ml bottles because of this


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COMMENTARY:

Lotto looked sad. Cepeda is tiny. Forgot my piss bottle for Narváez. Morgado looked happy as ever. Campenaerts ALWAYS has a shit eating grin. Jonas has a dirty moustache. Cicco, Pellizzari and Milan were popular but everybody went NUTS for Ganna


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>>87586


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Oh I guess you can only do 5 images. The rest


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.87589 del
>>87580
>Campenaerts – the superdomestique of Jonas Vingegaard
what

>>87583
marginal piss gains


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.87590 del
>>87586
>>87588
(you)


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 12:34 [Preview] No.87591 del
Has any Bert have their broken collarbone heal without surgery?


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 12:34 [Preview] No.87592 del
>>87586
Grande Tarozzi spotted


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.87593 del
>>87587
>>87590
Grazie mille! Now it is time for a nap


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.87594 del
Time for Movistar to pull for AULAR's 4th spot


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.87595 del
>>87591
I have had a collection repair itself
however it was merely type 2A1 and still quite disruptive to wear a harness thing for couple weeks so it set properly


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 13:26 [Preview] No.87596 del
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Tomorrow gonna be the first time the great Jambaljamts SAINBAYAR competes against Artem Yuryevich NYCH


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.87597 del
>>87595
after how long did you start cycling again?


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 13:35 [Preview] No.87598 del
>>87597
six weeks to the raper but I was being overly conservative and had other issues going on


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 13:39 [Preview] No.87600 del
Facking LUND.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.87601 del
>>87589
Jonas fans go NUTS about Crampy now, it kinda pisses me off, they had no idea who he was before he joined Visma


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 13:46 [Preview] No.87602 del
yay death to the sprinters


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.87603 del
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found out that the Swiss-Italian online stream doesn't do ad breaks, which is pretty neat. and of course it's geoblocked outside of Switzerland.
now I don't try to guess why Movistar is pulling again. I simply assume it's a perfect tactic.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 13:50 [Preview] No.87604 del
>normies shocked about the concept of piss bottles


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 13:51 [Preview] No.87605 del
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Javier Homo DNF


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 13:53 [Preview] No.87606 del
I hope we get to see the Giro trein later, can't be too hard to learn the Italian signals and them used to having a 2 conductor per trein rule.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 13:54 [Preview] No.87607 del
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pedalton reached the bric bertON or BERTon


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.87608 del
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>don't make so many sprint stages anymore due to extreme slurpage
>hey, look non-sprinters are dominating
genius


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.87609 del
>>87603
HBO/TNT also doesn't have ad breaks


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:00 [Preview] No.87610 del
>>87609
good joke, you're paying for ads


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.87611 del
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so many lachés


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.87612 del
this is the kind of stage I picked Groves and Vendrame for 😑


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.87613 del
>>87610
?


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.87614 del
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haha benis. the tour would have painted over it


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.87615 del
>>87613
eurosport/tnt comes with ads in Europe. I guess HBO is too premium to allow for something like that.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.87616 del
MAS NICOLAU the most trusted gregario


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.87617 del
it's getting hotter, so Jonas shouldn't have any trouble the next days and next week.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.87618 del
>>87615
yeah there are no ads, I wasn't fibbing


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.87619 del
Lund is sick apparently, shame but that's the giro for you


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.87620 del
>jens voigt picked groenewegen as his prediction
Bro...


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.87621 del
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how useless showing the different speeds of the groups during a descent.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.87622 del
>>87620
kek


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.87623 del
>>87619
>best food in the world
>everyone gets sick


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.87624 del
I don't think they're getting back, golden opportunity for mihkels


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:27 [Preview] No.87625 del
So Narváez wins again right


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.87626 del
>>87623
EATLY


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.87627 del
chute normale


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.87628 del
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VENDRAME would win this.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.87629 del
>>87628
Groves for sure. I want my FUCKING points back


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.87630 del
Hey Kleikers is still alive


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.87631 del
>DSM has 3 riders in the chase but they're the 3 weakest and can't follow the quick steppers
Lmao


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.87632 del
how do people walk around between places in these towns? on the side of the road with no sidewalk?


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.87633 del
>>87632
Yes


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.87634 del
Does pink smoke mean the pope is gay


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.87635 del
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habemus gay papam


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.87636 del
>>87632
sidewalks are not common outside of towns, you simply use a farm/gravel road or dedicated foot path that runs more or less parallel to the main roads.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.87637 del
what was Ganna doing getting dropped here?


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.87638 del
>>87636
yeah, I figured there might be paths that the cameras weren't showing


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.87639 del
>>87632
yes but typically they don't walk


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.87640 del
>>87637
Ganna rarely gives a shit, but he also doesn't work for turner


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.87641 del
Vernon vs Turner vs Aular vs Mihkels


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.87642 del
>>87640
this is the kind of stage where he might've worked for his own chances


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.87643 del
okay Christian that was very cool


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.87644 del
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attention: piss bidon


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.87645 del
>>87642
Yeah but this is just how he rides around in a GT these days. If he did some final 10km attacks more often his palmares would probably be double what it is now


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.87646 del
Oh no no turner, he's gonna cry again


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.87647 del
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poor ben keeps getting bullied


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.87648 del
Oh no Ben Toiner lachee


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.87649 del
>>87645
2bqh he might be feeling that TT effort still


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.87650 del
>>87649
>Everything before the TT is saving for the TT
>Everything after is recovery


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.87651 del
>>87617
KUSS gains power as the temperature rises


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.87652 del
It's over for il sprinters


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.87653 del
>>87651
on the other hand campy loses power the the hotter it gets and the further away we are from February


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.87654 del
SO Narvaez again?


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.87655 del
>>87653
That's wellens


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.87656 del
>>87653
He does? Don't you mean Wellens


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.87657 del
hmm, nobody would have picked Papon, Guegan or Avoine.
>>87655
>>87656
I thought campy was an early season jobber back at lotto as well.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.87658 del
>>87654
No vernon if I had to bet


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.87659 del
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Gwan madis my son


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.87660 del
>>87657
No campy was just a complete season jobber but with soul and autism


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.87661 del
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;_;


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.87662 del
>>87661
why did they wait so long to send a guy back for him


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.87663 del
>>87662
Bernal's orders, he wants to sprint himself


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.87664 del
Remember when Jack Haig podiumed a GC


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.87665 del
Attaque du Eulálio


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.87666 del
>>87664
The covid years were something else


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.87667 del
MIKHELS, EULALI, BAIS, TAROZZI, PINARELLO, MAGNIER, SCARONI, NARVAEZ...now there are some runners


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.87668 del
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another tempo ride in the books, and got rained on 0 (zero) times


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.87669 del
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It's official boys!

Total
Sprinter
Death


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.87670 del
Anyone but Vernon please


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.87671 del
He still has a lot to prove, but Eulálio winning the white would be very cool.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.87672 del
>>87669
My vernon is still there


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.87673 del
Sneaky Kielich win


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.87674 del
>Tobias Lund is here
Kirby is just saying whatever comes up in his alzheimer mind, doesn't matter if it's complete nonsense


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.87675 del
CICCOOOOO


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.87676 del
WTF LET CICCO GO


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.87677 del
CICCO


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.87678 del
Now we just need j. Christ to attack


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.87679 del
UAE greedy


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.87680 del
>>87679
I have Arrieta so is ok


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.87681 del
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Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.87682 del
Visma HATES him


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.87683 del
I love non-sprinter flat finishes


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.87684 del
When visma stops pulling you could make a winning move


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.87685 del
TOILET dispossed like a bidon


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.87686 del
Allez alec


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.87687 del
Based Saegart with the Cavagna move


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.87688 del
motor activated


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.87689 del
oh great


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.87690 del
Sasha SEEGUARD goes solo


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.87691 del
>Segaert doing his thing
I've seen that one before


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.87692 del
Ok he wins


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.87693 del
I don't think the groupetto with the sprinters will make it back. 5 minutes for 2km is too much.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.87694 del
le last 3 km man


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.87695 del
>pulling for stork


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.87696 del
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I bet he will falter


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.87697 del
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ah yes, there they are. uno-x the villains of ciclismo.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.87698 del
thats some insane speed for a solo ride I wonder the wattage being put out right now


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.87699 del
he doesn't even look aero
just pure watts and muscles


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.87700 del
I guess they should have paid attention and not let segart go.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.87701 del
Ez win
Troon 2nd


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.87702 del
troon aerts 2nd


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.87703 del
j. christen WISH he could do that


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.87704 del
based
>>87699
not true he was in a very aero position the entire time


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.87705 del
Best Bahrain GT in ages


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.87706 del
Lolwhat Aerts


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.87707 del
>>87704
he was but it doesn't look aero


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.87708 del
>>87684
It's just that easy
Whybdid every sprinter team stop riding near the front, knuckleheads


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.87709 del
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>>87705


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.87710 del
>>87709
Sacrebleu!


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.87711 del
Segaert is based. Same tactic every time and it still pays off.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.87712 del
Aerts disgusting dopeur could have won a fucking stage here. Ridiculous


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.87713 del
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so let me put it like that, Bahrain indeed victorious
movistar working for a 5th place. another technical masterclass.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.87714 del
there are like 5 or 6 teams in this giro actually racing

most teams are completely MIA


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.87715 del
>>87707
looked super aero to me, his back was parallel to the ground and at one point his shoulders were in line with his waist, thats very ayro

in any case I will ride now, zonder rain


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.87716 del
oh, that's a 6th place of aular løl.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.87717 del
So sprinter teams are riding all day long and when someone attaques with 3km to go they are like nahh whatever let Visma ride lol


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.87718 del
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jonas not on the phone
>UK ice hockey team
haha lol


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.87719 del
>>87717
Pure knuckleheads, they let visma, bahrain and ineos get to the front, with like 15 len. None of those will chase


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.87720 del
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>>87715
Eiro


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.87721 del
>>87720
this is what finnbert should have looked like for his ITT


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.87722 del
Hehehe Turner at 4 minutes. Almost, better luck next time!


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.87723 del
Navarez dangerously close to the points jersey. Especially when he wins tomorrow


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.87724 del
okay, TOMORROW Ciccone wins


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.87725 del
>>87723
Quick Step won't let him into the break


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.87726 del
>>87725
He just drops everyone Bert


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.87727 del
>>87725
Break? He outright wins from the peleton tomorrow. Who else can sprint and climb


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.87728 del
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>>87711
Reminds me of another 'fantastic finisher'


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.87729 del
>>87728
Ekimov


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 16:06 [Preview] No.87730 del
>>87724
he was supposed to win today. we even sent treinbert to take the memo to the peloton, but apparently they didn't get it.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 16:14 [Preview] No.87731 del
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Rare Manon ass sighting


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.87732 del
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Sumo in 15 mins!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.87733 del
>>87731
yup, she's hitting the wall.


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>baa
>meeh


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 16:34 [Preview] No.87735 del
>>87733
Nah she looks great these days. Definitely working on her appearance since she became a full time influencer


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 16:36 [Preview] No.87736 del
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real english rose


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 16:42 [Preview] No.87737 del
We all know I would not post a photo of Manon of all "people".


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.87738 del
>>87731
But this reminds of this kinda cute girl in Kaufland, she doesn't work there anymore though.
Quite cute, the closer the worse, but she is still not bad looking. She has sneaky big tits but because they're saggy. And this is the tragedy, the girl is 25 or so and she is all saggy. Saggy bobs, saggy ass, saggy cheeks, even her hips look like they sag.
Really unfortunate genes.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 16:46 [Preview] No.87739 del
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>>87736
1. She's Welsh
2. Yes, unironically
3. We don't have a deep roster of cycling babes


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 16:52 [Preview] No.87740 del
>>87736
As mentioned before she Welsh and that's even her first language. She speaks English like you and me as second or third language.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 16:59 [Preview] No.87741 del
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Absolute goat of post ride dinner coming through


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 17:04 [Preview] No.87742 del
>>87741
how different is it to tortellini with cheese?


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 17:09 [Preview] No.87743 del
>>87742
Dough is very thin/light so most of the taste comes from the cheese. Also comté is the goat cheese so that's perfect


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 17:09 [Preview] No.87744 del
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>>87741
step aside pal


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 17:10 [Preview] No.87745 del
>>87741
It's eataly month, no French cuisine allowed. Rusbert even posted special Giro edition ravioli


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 17:40 [Preview] No.87746 del
>>87744
Jézus! Ezmiez?!


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 17:57 [Preview] No.87747 del
I just realized Mick Van Dijke is in the giro. Most invisible rider thus far


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 17:59 [Preview] No.87748 del
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2+ hours of very easy Z2 ride, nothing to write home about
I am VERY tired after back to back 100km rides with hard intervals


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 17:59 [Preview] No.87749 del
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And I'm afraid me deraileuer needs adjusting
Both of them
For different reasons obviously

That's the end of my outdoor season


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 18:00 [Preview] No.87750 del
>>87720
VERY aero, I take my words back


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 18:06 [Preview] No.87751 del
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damn that rainy rest/run week really did wonders to my legs
blew away some of my long standing PR's on a random unfueled post work ride


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 18:09 [Preview] No.87752 del
>>87734
>tfw no Bert appreciates some shaved sheeps (rudely blocking my after work runde) before Manon ASS


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.87753 del
its somehow 2 degrees warmer at 20:00 than it was at 18:00
yup there's a heatwave coming alright kek


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 18:14 [Preview] No.87754 del
>>87751
phwoar, 15000cm altos (congrats Bert)


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 18:14 [Preview] No.87755 del
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>>87749
I have a prominent ticking noise while pedaling now undoubtedly because of all the rain and dirt I encountered. Lord knows which part is causing it though


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 18:16 [Preview] No.87756 del
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over status?


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.87757 del
is the strava webpage not working for anyone else?


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.87758 del
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scrap that previous post, I found the real BIG news of the day


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.87759 del
>>87747
how about HATHERLY or STAUNE MITTET


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 18:19 [Preview] No.87760 del
>>87758
please pay attention, I talked about this yesterday (and am going tomorrow)


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 18:19 [Preview] No.87761 del
>>87760
will you smell her sattel?


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 18:20 [Preview] No.87762 del
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>>87734
I appreciate them. I encountered some Yaks today
>>87757
works for me


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 18:20 [Preview] No.87763 del
>>87755
if I rode in rain as often as you do, i think my whole bike would desublime

my chain is hitting the front deraileur .. whatitscalled ... on 2 lower gears
and my rear gers, 52-11 is quiet and it gets progressively more noisy on easier gears

surely nothing my shop can't handle


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 18:21 [Preview] No.87764 del
>>87763
just a little low and high limit screw turning innit


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 18:21 [Preview] No.87765 del
>>87763
What are the airplanes releasing in the Czech air?


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 18:22 [Preview] No.87766 del
>>87762
>works for me
darn, I'm trying to make a route with it, otherwise I wouldn't mind; I've cleared all cookies, I'm not sure what the issue is, but the full site won't load


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 18:23 [Preview] No.87767 del
>>87755
Same on the gravel (zonder the rain though I haven't been rained on since January). I'll take the roady tomorrow for the long ride


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 18:26 [Preview] No.87768 del
>>87764
yep, but one of the limit screws seems already to be at the max, i will have to investigate
>>87765
the same as everywhere else, chemtrails ofcoursh


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 18:33 [Preview] No.87769 del
>>87768
Don't turn it further than when you feel resistance on the FD or you'll break that plastic piece of crap it screws into


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 18:39 [Preview] No.87770 del
>>87761
I know a few of the other ciclistas competing so I'll see what I can get done


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:12 [Preview] No.87771 del
>>87756
>Was
Wtf, did I miss a DNF or something


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:13 [Preview] No.87772 del
>>87759
Staune Mittet has been a good domestique, riding a lot for GALL


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:14 [Preview] No.87773 del
>>87763
>Electronic shifting isn't worth it bro
>IT'S JUST NOT, OKAY!?
Haven't thought about my gears in four years


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:14 [Preview] No.87774 del
>Polish flag
Gross


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:18 [Preview] No.87775 del
>>87756
>was
I've seen enough, Gall will win the Giro. AG2R winning a grand tour, didn't expect that or a Frenchman winning a GC in my lifetime.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:18 [Preview] No.87776 del
>>87773
you have electronic shifting on your spez polebert?


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:19 [Preview] No.87777 del
>>87773
I was sceptical at first, but for my rimbrake bike it makes perfect sense, would never turn back, there are just 2 wires in my entire bike and they're going to my brakes


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:20 [Preview] No.87778 del
>>87773
You actually ride?


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:21 [Preview] No.87779 del
>>87773
i thought you only ride mtbs


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:22 [Preview] No.87780 del
>>87776
>>87778
>>87779
Sorry, I was using Polish flag to post my Manon gooning and preserve my flag's reputation


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:22 [Preview] No.87781 del
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>>87780


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:23 [Preview] No.87782 del
>>87781
You can't trust anything on the Internet


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:24 [Preview] No.87783 del
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>>87780
bet kurwabert pedals more watts than you so this is illegal impostering


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:27 [Preview] No.87784 del
>>87780
that's ilegel, mister


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:30 [Preview] No.87785 del
>>87783
Everyone pedals more watts than me


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:31 [Preview] No.87786 del
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>>87785
atleast you have electronic shifting


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:35 [Preview] No.87787 del
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removing the pedals and cleaning the threads seems to have fixed the ticking


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.87788 del
>>87787
>Using pedals
guy was correct after all


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 20:02 [Preview] No.87789 del
>>87787
It's always the pedals
Trust me


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 20:04 [Preview] No.87790 del
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Another BIG GC day at the Il Giro

>Narvaez 5
>Ciccone 7.5
>Christen 13
>Ganna (?) 13
>Stuyven 21
>Bettiol 21
>Vingegaard 26
>Scaroni 26
>Thomas 26
>Morgado 29
>Arrieta 34
>Ulissi 34
>Valgren 34
>Alar 34
>Turner 34
>Mas Nicolau 41
>Rubio 51
>Strong 51
>Aerts (!) 51


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 20:07 [Preview] No.87791 del
>>87790
atleast we'll have an actual GC decider on saturday for once
>sunday is the biggest slurper of the giro


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 20:11 [Preview] No.87792 del
>>87791
>its completely flat
what the hell were they thinking


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 20:23 [Preview] No.87793 del
>>87792
Was supposed to be Milan cruising into Milan wearing the Maglia Ciclamino

Now it's going to be a humiliation ritual


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 20:31 [Preview] No.87794 del
>>87790
Geraint Thomas?


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No.87795 del
>>87794
Guillermo Thomas SILVA COUSSAN
Please pay attention to the sport


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 21:16 [Preview] No.87796 del
>>87785
bet you're above average in trainerroad metrics


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 21:43 [Preview] No.87797 del
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>>87796
Yes but that's not difficult


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 21:52 [Preview] No.87798 del
>>87797
>Der Piss-Bottler


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.87799 del
>>87797
its a big ass platform so statistically speaking it is


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 22:14 [Preview] No.87800 del
>>87799
I mean probably a lot of tri "athletes" on that app which skew bike fitness way down


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 23:07 [Preview] No.87801 del
Wife is in labor and the baby will be born in a couple hours. Trips decide the name


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 23:14 [Preview] No.87802 del
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>>87801
Good luck my Bert
Is it a girl or a baby bert?


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 23:17 [Preview] No.87803 del
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>>87801
we need 85 more posts to get squeaker but its late


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.87804 del
>>87801
Bert what else


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 23:19 [Preview] No.87805 del
>>87801
>80+ posts required
"Listen, honey, we can't name the baby just yet, I'm waiting for a few more responses from a terrorist splinter group that branched off a Polynesian underwater basket weaving IRC chat"

Seriously tho, good luck, all the best.


Bert 05/21/2026 (Thu) 23:24 [Preview] No.87806 del
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Teemu is the correct choice ofcoursh


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 00:11 [Preview] No.87807 del
>Roope

It's Bert adjacent.


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.87808 del
>>87801
SEPP


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 02:40 [Preview] No.87809 del
It's a boy, but bertina does not like the name bert or its derivatives


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.87810 del
>>87809
Congrats


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.87811 del
Ho are you spending the first 30 dehree day of the year Berts? Going to Béziers for some riding


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.87812 del
>wake up
>14 degrees blue sky
Oh lawd thank you massa for this day


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.87813 del
>>87809
Fausto, and congratulations


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 05:01 [Preview] No.87814 del
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>>87811


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.87815 del
>>87782
mukunena zowona


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.87816 del
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>>87801
trips are a few posts away - congrats in the meantime!


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.87817 del
>>87801
Good luck chad fornicator autist pedaler math Bert!


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.87818 del
>>87814
good to see that ÖBB still has some of their old trains with dedicated bike space left.


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.87819 del
>>87818
Intercite Nimes-Bordeaux for you train lovers


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.87820 del
>>87819
oh le fug. it's a vagon corail. are they as comfy in the south as in Alsace?


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.87821 del
>>87820
No complain outside the 10€ bike fee. TER don't have those


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.87822 del
>>87801
Bert(a) of course


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.87823 del
>>87809
well first congrats, Finnland is dangerously underpopulated with 17 inhabitants per square miles, the Dutch would like to have a word with you.
for the name, how about Magnus. sounds Swedish and Latin enough for me and it's still ciclismo related


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.87824 del
>>87823
*square kilometers. damn english language made me use retarded imperial units. I kneel to our French overlord Napoleon for introducing the metric system.


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.87825 del
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Life


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.87826 del
>>87825
Yep, no suffering in sight.
Although it finally became really nice here as well, spotless sky and 20C.
Already have me barefoot sandals out.


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.87827 del
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>>87825


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.87828 del
>Marlen REUSSER +Giro
female Jay Vine is back until her next chute


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.87829 del
>>87825
The heat difference compared to a few days ago might be a bit much on the body tho


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.87830 del
>>87809
Congradulations. Name it Bert anyway


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.87831 del
>>87809
Who's the father?


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.87832 del
>>87831
Bert


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.87833 del
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Good day on the bike, but as always I find 4h a bit long. Hot, but my med genes (I'm blond with blue eyes) handle that quite well


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.87834 del
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the delivery of my bike has been postponed again


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.87835 del
>>87834
it's been stolen just like berts chyna wheels
F


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.87836 del
>>87809
onnittelut vauvan johdosta dear Bërtt
best wishes for his health and prosperity
name him Tadej


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.87837 del
>>87809
Väinämöinen


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.87838 del
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For botanic Bert, they indeed are everywhere


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.87839 del
>>87834
What did you buy? Was it that 2nd hand one posted?


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.87840 del
BOUGLAS cucked


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.87841 del
>>87840
First time I've seen an Albanian rider win something


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.87842 del
SURELY today is the day for bettiol


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.87843 del
>>87841
Very Albanian of him to be totally not grande from San Remo.
>>87839
That's Bert's main Giant, not that he needs me to be his attorney or something.


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.87844 del
>>87842
I'd much prefer ol Bertiol that N*rvaez again.
Even Bertele can be invested, VALGREN heard his boy decided to come out and went into the break.


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.87845 del
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Ok, done for today, since 2 hours at least that is, "bank holiday" on Monday, next time jobbering is Tuesday at 1015.


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.87846 del
Almost 7 minutes, the break is making it.


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 12:30 [Preview] No.87848 del
>>87763
2015 Trek Emonda, I asked for advice here about a month ago


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.87849 del
What kind of horrible stage is this even. I hope bjerg wins for the UAE seethe


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.87850 del
>>87849
you're not supposed to watch


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.87851 del
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>>87848
I don't take in r*m brake ""bikes""


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.87852 del
>>87851
well of course, why would you
nothing to maintain there LOL


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.87853 del
>>87852
patently wrong


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.87854 del
>>87852
Are you really living if your disc break doesn't rub, who wants peace and quiet


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.87855 del
>>87854
speaking of noises this morning a mate posted a picture of a massive crack across the bb area / drive side chainstay of his frame, he's been hearing clicking and creaking noises for a week and decided to investigate
he's been riding with a cracked frame for a week


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.87856 del
>>87852
>>87855
>>87851
No noise on my ALU rim bike, nothing to do really it just works


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.87857 del
>>87855
Stuff like that makes me paranoid


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.87858 del
>>87856
Based trvke


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 13:34 [Preview] No.87859 del
>>87855
yes well he survived didnt he, based ALU not giving up when he did


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.87860 del
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>>87833
solid ride! nearly did the exact same distance/D+, as was requested by you


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.87861 del
>>87860
Nice !


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.87862 del
>>87860
Vienna !


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.87863 del
>>87860
Katowice !


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.87864 del
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Oh great I was about to tune in because of this but apparently it is 10 minutes. Thanks PCSbert


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.87865 del
>>87863
Gesundheit


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.87866 del
>>87865
Grazie


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.87867 del
Time to watch I guess


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.87868 del
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Hehehe satirical website De Speld with a funny https://speld.nl/2026/05/22/enric-mas-heeft-zijn-trilogie-compleet-in-elke-grote-ronde-teringdom-gereden/

>Cyclist Enric Mas has finally completed his long-awaited trilogy. Since Wednesday, the Spaniard has ridden like a retard in every Grand Tour.

>“Fantastic, I’ve worked so hard for this. When I was out with Nárvaez on Wednesday, I basically knew right away that it was going to work. Pounded away at the front for kilometers on end, didn't look back. It’s great that Nárvaez rewards my work.”

>Mas mainly wants to thank his Movistar team. “Without the tactical ingenuity of our team management, this would of course never have happened. Those guys come up with something new every single time.”

>Reaching this milestone does not mean that Mas has lost his ambitions. “This week I saw someone who accidentally still had his cooling vest on during the time trial; I can see myself doing that sometime too.”


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.87869 del
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>>87864
Tune in for the 'vistas'


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.87870 del
>>87868
kek


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.87871 del
>>87869
Hmm ok


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.87872 del
>>87869
Flobikes?


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.87873 del
>>87867
Guess not


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.87874 del
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>>87872
It's all we can get here in Switzerland.


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.87875 del
>>87874
no eurosport?


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.87876 del
Bettiol in perfect place !


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.87877 del
What happened to Bjerg?


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.87878 del
COCK goes solo


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.87879 del
Troon lachee


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.87880 del
>>87801
Suomi


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.87881 del
As long as disgusting dopeur Aerts doesn't win I am okay


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.87882 del
>>87838
very nice, I love a good pea family bush; we've got lots of lupine here


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.87883 del
Oh no Bertiolbros. Leknessund pas normal


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.87884 del
>>87881
Norwegian dopeur isn't much better


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.87885 del
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>>87883


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.87886 del
>>87885
Hmm he's still there


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.87887 del
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120 kg legnesund best climber of the day


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.87888 del
>>87801
Bert


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.87889 del
I think Bettiol wins here, basado


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.87890 del
Yay it is decided now


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.87891 del
wtf


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.87892 del
lmao hell yeah


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.87893 del
>>87888
the wife would've accepted squeaker for sure 2bh


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.87894 del
YES


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.87895 del
Perfect place to do that, among all the fans


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.87896 del
Lol complete parcheggio


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.87897 del
WAAAAAR UNO X
HE


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.87898 del
KOM by over 2 minutes
Send in the WADA dogs


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.87899 del
And now mandatory motorpacing. It's in the bag


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.87900 del
Soulful winner atleast


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.87901 del
I'll open a Duvel


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.87902 del
>>87901
it's 7:40am Bertrand...


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.87903 del
At the start yesterday nobody really gave a fuck about Bettiol, even Italians forgot him


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.87904 del
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>>87903
Some of us believed


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.87905 del
absolute MASTERCLASS by bettiol, beautiful to watch


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.87906 del
>>87903
Every year he has his 1 and only peak. On home roads even


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.87907 del
>I'm older than Bettiol
man, I thought he was older


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.87908 del
>>87905
Yeah, kept him at 5 seconds the full climb


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.87909 del
Calm down Bertiol, you got this


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.87910 del
riding like a madman


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.87911 del
>>87904
God damn you are lucky half my team is DNF


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.87912 del
>>87898
Ackstana has definitely started doping. Jamie pull up their 10 year stats


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.87913 del
>>87911
Magnier and assman are my only good picks


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.87914 del
That 19 seconds has been there for 15 minutes. Not sure about the timekeeping of Italian RAI


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.87915 del
that final bidon do be hittin different


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.87916 del
He's autistically riding on the white paint


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.87917 del
that was awkward... pinning his wife back?


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.87918 del
Good day this


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.87919 del
>BETTIOL Alberto
>VALGREN Michael
>STUYVEN Jasper

What is this 2018?


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.87920 del
soulful


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.87921 del
>>87919
Just missing allah and we have the leuven WC boys


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.87922 del
>>87917
Italians are weird


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.87923 del
>>87917
free manhandling


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.87924 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6dPEt1bK-mQ [Embed]
KJIKERS bros, we're back


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.87925 del
back home from my ride. really chugged thorough those bidons today, I needed a refill stop, but fountains are plenty here.
looks like I missed the end of the stage.
and don't trust the Swiss imposter in this thread.


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.87926 del
>>87842
Fucking based


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.87927 del
>>87925
I went through 5L today


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.87928 del
Maintenance time
I am picking absurd amounst of vaxx residue from between my cassette sprockets


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.87929 del
>>87888
Trips have spoken


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.87930 del
>Finally, Bettiol addresses Alexander Vinokourov, who brought him to XDS Astana two years ago . “I am so happy that I have won in this jersey now. I am so happy that Vino believes in me. He really wanted me two years ago and now I have repaid him. This is a great Giro for our team, I am happy to be a part of it.”


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.87931 del
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A very squeaky sound coming in from the rear deraileur area when I am just slowly turning the pedals (by hand), like old doors being opened


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.87932 del
>>87931
Throw the bike away and buy a new one. You aren't poor are you?


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.87933 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zWeU0Bme2OE [Embed]

yeah sounds like this, but not that loud and not that bald


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.87934 del
>>87888
holy based


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.87935 del
>>87931
put some grease on the bearings


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.87936 del
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based berto winning with nails in his tire


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.87937 del
>>87933
it wasn't the jockeys
the chain might be touching the cage somewhere or something


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.87938 del
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>>87937
you just put on a new chain didn't you
did you route the chain outside the derailleur cage by mistake (you did didn't you)


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.87939 del
>>87936
had that shit before, not good for us tubed bros
>>87937
you should regrease your derailleurs with shimano premium grease after a while


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.87940 del
>>87938
oh no no no pffft


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.87941 del
>>87938
i have done it incorrectly the first time i swapped chain and have been paying attention to it ever since
besides, that's a mechanical sound, this is squeaking
>>87939
did that just now with Park Tools premium grease


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.87942 del
>>87941
alright alright fine
you sure it isn't the pulley ""bearings""? Only time I've ever had squeaking as the chain runs through the rd was when the pulley bushings needed greasing


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.87943 del
>>87942
but why would that start when he swapped the chain


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 16:32 [Preview] No.87944 del
>>87943
why indeed


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.87945 del
>>87943
>>87944
it didn't
i swapped the chain hoping it would stop


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.87946 del
before I watch the recap, why aren't GC teams more bullish trying to test visma or trying to gain some spots?
>inb4 they need to save matches for week 3&4


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 16:52 [Preview] No.87947 del
>>87946
Bora is sick, the other teams simply aren't good enough


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 16:53 [Preview] No.87948 del
>>87946
danebert was right when he said there are basically 4-5 teams really trying this giro
did you know there are jayco riders not named o'connor in this race


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 16:55 [Preview] No.87949 del
>>87948
Um, Kein Baumann won Giro stages before


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 16:58 [Preview] No.87950 del
>Be on vacation
>Go to vineyard
>Enjoying nice flight of wines with Bertina and baby on the terrace
>"Hi, so we have a Mystery Wine challenge where you pay for the glass, but if you can name the wine correctly, you get a free bottle"
>"Oh yeah, it doesn't just cover our wines but all the wines we pour at our wine bar and you need to get it correct down to the vintage"
>He pours the glass
>Nail it
>"You're the first person that's gotten it correct from the people I've saved since started working here"
>Server starts geeking out and talking wine with me while Bertina's eyes glaze over
Signature look of superiority.jpeg


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 16:59 [Preview] No.87951 del
>>87949
him and that other dude leemrijze were so doped then


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 17:00 [Preview] No.87952 del
>>87950
kek, all those world tour wines you drank, it finally pays off.


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.87953 del
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Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.87954 del
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same as it ever was
same as it ever was
same as it ever was


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.87955 del
>>87953
I met his son once he's a researcher. I wonder how he feels about his dad being some alcoholic gooner squeaking all the time. Didn't dare to ask him


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.87956 del
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video makes it more louder than it is, but it is still noticeable


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.87957 del
>>87956
that's your pulley wheel bearings bruh


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 17:22 [Preview] No.87958 del
>>87957
i have removed it twice to be sure, it wasn't dirty, there really isn't anything to grease except under the metal cap?


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 17:25 [Preview] No.87959 del
third time the charm


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.87960 del
>>87958
the metal cap comes off and then you have the cartridge or whatever you call it that comes out
I just blast all that stuff with silicone spray, and if it squeaks too soon after I just replace the pulleys since they're like 10 euros


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.87961 del
>>87946
Presumably a combination of not having confidence in gaining time today and saving their legs for the very hard stage tomorrow.


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.87962 del
>>87958
>There isn't anything to grease except under the metal cap?
My brother in Allah, where do you think the bearings are


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 17:31 [Preview] No.87963 del
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>>87960
>>87962
this is what i did


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.87964 del
>>87963
I am pretty sure every single time I did this, I put the pulley in in the wrong direction


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 17:33 [Preview] No.87965 del
>>87961
yeah, with tomorrow's stage it made no sense to try anything today


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 17:33 [Preview] No.87966 del
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Makuuchi just started!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 17:34 [Preview] No.87967 del
>>87953
Does Michelle from China have competition??


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 17:40 [Preview] No.87968 del
>>87954
the 2024 world champion


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 17:41 [Preview] No.87969 del
Couldn't follow an e-scootererer today because I didn't have more gears to put on on me MTB and the hardest one wasn't even going to snap on because it got deindexed.
The time for replacing the whole bb and crank is nigh.


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 17:45 [Preview] No.87970 del
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>>87964
... they are not bidirectional?


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 17:49 [Preview] No.87971 del
i cleaned them so clean you could eat from them and yet the sound ralies, albeit not as prominent
guess I need to buy a new bike
let's see if I mounted them in the corrent direction, there's 25% (0%) chance i did both correctly


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 17:52 [Preview] No.87972 del
>there's an arrow on them
okidoki


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 18:04 [Preview] No.87973 del
>>87970
mine (sram) don't look symmetrical


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 18:19 [Preview] No.87974 del
ordered new bike
i mean new pulleys
also new supacaz super sticky tushy and kushy


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 18:33 [Preview] No.87975 del
Blast of wd-40 ought to sort it


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 18:35 [Preview] No.87976 del
>>87975
he doesn't need someone extra to sabotage him


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 18:43 [Preview] No.87977 del
>>87976
do not take me for some conjurer of cheap squeaks! I am trying to help him


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 18:44 [Preview] No.87978 del
>>87977
wd40 on bearings is awful


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 18:46 [Preview] No.87979 del
Satelite riders tomorrow y/n?


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 18:46 [Preview] No.87980 del
>>87978
pulleys are cheap plus he's going to p*rchase a new bice soon irregardless


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 18:58 [Preview] No.87981 del
>>87954
We knew about muck poonen, but not about the other dutch lasses being dnf merchants like their big idol as well


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 19:03 [Preview] No.87982 del
>>87979
More like we not pulling, our dude ahead, which is also kinda the idea of satelites.
Especially on Vergogne hehehe.

Picking:
STAUNE-MITTET
CICCONE
SHEFFIELD
VLASOV
LEMMEN
but also
GAROFOLI/RACCAGNI NOVIERO
STORK
CHRISTEN/ARRIETA
ULISSI
and probably more but this would 1 star Axelfraudulence.


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.87983 del
>>87982
Mas and Juanpe duo will hold off the peleton inshallah


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 19:11 [Preview] No.87984 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Iljz6iDPNU0 [Embed]

peculiar, but what exactly causes the sound? the balls are kill? grease ran out?


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.87985 del
>>87984
do you have bearings or bushing?
the squeak is metal rubbing against metal from the sleeve or whatever
if it's the balls it's more grindy


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.87987 del
>>87985
It's this
https://www.bike24.com/p2248289.html
>feature sealed precision bearings


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.87988 del
>>87987
>bearings
>crabbon
Aluminium bushing chads win again


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.87989 del
>>87977
Heh.
How long did you wait to use that one?


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 20:07 [Preview] No.87990 del
German trips in town. Usually these are exclusively boomerreisen nach Ostland but now these people are maybe ten years older than me.
But they're tidy and organized gut, no Anschluss pls.


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 20:12 [Preview] No.87991 del
>>87989
just came to me on the spot bert, thanks for noticing


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.87992 del
>>87990
So they are 60? Hehehe


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 20:27 [Preview] No.87993 del
>>87991
I don't get it


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.87994 del
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tough choice


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 20:58 [Preview] No.87995 del
>>87994
I saw a really grotesque one on alix recently lemme see if I can find it


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 21:00 [Preview] No.87996 del
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>>87994
hell yeah


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 21:02 [Preview] No.87997 del
the one without fairing is a copy of that 350€ thing just fiddy bucks and it even comes in gold for xtra bling


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 21:06 [Preview] No.87998 del
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>>87996
For 350 eurobucks I would expect it to be at LEAST oval


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.87999 del
there's no way these fairings do anything right? No way there's a measurable gain


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.88000 del
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oi where's the picture


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 21:33 [Preview] No.88001 del
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>Vingegaard 1.75
>Ciccone 3.75
>Gall 13
>Mas Nicolau 17
>Rubio 29
>Pellizzari 34
>Arensman 34
>Poels 34
>Hindley 41
>West 51
>Martin 51
>Arrieta 51
>Harper 51
>Narvaez 51
...
>Scaroni 67
>Hirt 101
>O'Connor 151
>Beloki 151


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 21:48 [Preview] No.88002 del
>he doesn't 3d print his own jockey fairings
major KWAK moment to admit this


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 21:53 [Preview] No.88003 del
>>88002
to be quite honest I'm considering quitting this sport for good because of fairing gate


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.88004 del
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110km planned tomorrow
If you don't hear from me till the evening, I am probably walking a marathon of shame


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:14 [Preview] No.88005 del
>>88004
mit schnitzel ?


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.88006 del
>>88001
If he doesn't let Cicco win tomorrow there will be riots


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.88007 del
>>88005
perhaps


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:55 [Preview] No.88008 del
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nice grabble ride, I was sweating bullets on the climbs though


Bert 05/22/2026 (Fri) 23:44 [Preview] No.88009 del
>>88008
Looks beautiful. Are there many people there on days with nice weather or do you have it all to yourself?


Bert 05/23/2026 (Sat) 00:14 [Preview] No.88010 del
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>>88009
today I saw two MTBers and a handful of hikers in the first ⅓ but the latter part I had to myself, on a weekend there are more people but there are so many trails around here that it never feels crowded

the ocean is on the other side of that ridge, you can see some of the marine fog over it


Bert 05/23/2026 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.88011 del
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>>88007


Bert 05/23/2026 (Sat) 00:49 [Preview] No.88012 del
>>88008
kino
looks kinda like Hayward. Further norf?


Bert 05/23/2026 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.88013 del
>>88012
yeah, further north in Marin


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