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/cyc/ - general Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No. 88444
slurpage edition

>Current and upcoming road races
08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
20.05 - 24.05 4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France 2.Pro
21.05 - 24.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT
22.05 - 24.05 Grande Prémio Internacional Beiras e Serra da Estrela 2.1
24.05 Grand Prix Criquielion 1.1
24.05 Antwerp Port Epic Ladies 1.Pro
25.05 Antwerp Port Epic / Sels Trophy 1.1
25.05 GP Mazda Schelkens 1.1 WE
28.05 - 31.05 Boucles de la Mayenne - Crédit Mutuel 2.Pro
29.05 - 31.05 Bretagne Ladies Tour 2.1
30.05 - 07.06 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
01.06 - 05.06 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
03.06 Mercan'Tour Classic Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
04.06 - 06.06 Tour of Estonia 2.1
06.06 Heylen Vastgoed Heistse Pijl 1.1
07.06 Brussels Cycling Classic 1.Pro
07.06 Dwars door de Westhoek 1.1 WE
07.06 Alpes Gresivaudan Classic 1.1 WE
07.06 - 14.06 Tour Auvergne - Rhône-Alpes 2.UWT
10.06 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
12.06 - 14.06 CIC-Tour Féminin des Pyrénées 2.Pro
13.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.WWT
14.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.UWT
14.06 GP Gippingen 1.1
14.06 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT
17.06 - 21.06 Baloise Belgium Tour 2.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

>Previous Thread:
>>87447


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.88481 del
first for break wins


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.88490 del
Record time for my escape from the last thread


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.88491 del
c'mooooon give the break some motopacing


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.88492 del
honestly some juicy chutes is about the only entertainment we could get out of this stage
alright the sprint teams may still chute but its not the same if there's no gc on the line


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.88493 del
Kubis reduced to some chasing jobber


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.88494 del
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dink dink dink dink


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.88495 del
>>88492
I think we're almost guaranteed some juicy chutes


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.88496 del
>hyping up the break


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.88497 del
I hope the break makes it, nothing brings me more joy seeing teams like FDJ sit there with 5 leadouts not able to sprint


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.88498 del
Is Picnic PostNL in this race


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.88499 del
>>88498
who?


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.88500 del
organizers should do a tour de hongrie and declare the 5km mark also the finish line of the race


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.88501 del
>>88496
I'm starting to believe


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.88502 del
Ganna hasn't even been deployed yet. He can probably pull 20 seconds back by himself


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.88503 del
quick step didn't waste their helpers until the very end.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.88504 del
>neutralizes the stage
>still in the peleton
insulting kinda


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.88505 del
Lol @ EF Education rider whiffing on multiple bidons


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.88506 del
at some point the break will start playing around and lose 20 seconds
that dversnes dude can actually sprint a little so he'll be the first


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.88507 del
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>>88505
Imagine being a soigneur at the side of a road staring at a pedalton doing 65 km/h straight at you and your rider reaches out for a bottle


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.88508 del
Gee?


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.88509 del
>>88506
He also looks like the stronger runner though


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.88510 del
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On secondary inspection, the cable looks fucked.
After 50k km, it's probably time for a replacement
I will bring it to the shop tomorrow, I already spent enough time on it as it is #JustPaypigThings


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.88511 del
>>88508
based


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.88512 del
gee-west pulling lol


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.88513 del
>>88510
Just do it yourself, it's easy


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.88514 del
>>88508
>gap starts growing immediately
lol


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.88515 del
>>88510
>Having cables
>Calling oneself a paypig
Strange


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.88516 del
JAYCO TO THE RESCUE


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.88517 del
>>88510
>On secondary inspection, the cable looks fucked.
>After 50k km, it's probably time for a replacement
um, after 2 seasons you should replace your cables anyway.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.88518 del
>>88506
at a certain point I think you want to be part of a winning break as much as you want the stage itself


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.88519 del
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>>88510
>50k km on one cable
wat


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.88520 del
TSD
S
D


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.88521 del
Wew, finally here to watch the finish of this flat stage. Let's see what has happened today!
>16 km neutralised the day after Jonas grabs pink
Death to Vismoids ASAP


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.88522 del
I am here. Can't see SHIT on tiz


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.88523 del
respect for Gee
>meanwhile fdj and picnig with 50 guys just wheelsucking


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.88524 del
>>88522
still waiting for the flag of the Maltese Falcon to show up here


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.88526 del
fuck off FDJ


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.88527 del
>>88524
I am at the airport. Flight is of course delayed so hopefully tonight


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.88528 del
It's ogre I think


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.88529 del
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By allah the """teams""" chasing the break will get KWAKED at the sprint


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.88530 del
>>88525
Hey it works again. Thanks Bert


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.88531 del
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>>88527
I thought you went there by car


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.88532 del
Alpecin? For who???


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.88533 del
>>88532
PLOWRIGHT


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.88534 del
>>88532
the ghost of groves


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.88535 del
>>88522
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CtJb8GuTwy0 [Embed]


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.88536 del
>>88527
and you trust your car to blend in with the locals with your yellow numberplate while you leave it behind in Italy?


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.88537 del
>>88535
this post would get you banned on 4chan


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.88538 del
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>>88531
To Malta? Yes Bertacek, next time I will consider driving there


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.88539 del
They've put the moto in front lmao


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.88540 del
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do you believe in miracles?


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.88541 del
hahahahahaha YES


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.88542 del
kwabbed,
TOTAL
SPRINTER
DEATH


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.88543 del
>>88536
Well I paid 80 eurodollars to have it stay at some supposedly safe parking lot


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.88544 del
Moto wins again, how surprising


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.88545 del
KWAB

DNSfest next tuesday


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.88546 del
well well well, look who joked about it earlier today: >>88391


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.88547 del
That looked like a dangerous celebration


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.88548 del
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Good
TSD


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.88549 del
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norway no gay


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.88550 del
I was told to take Dversnes off my team...


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.88551 del
>>88538
I missed that episode, I thought you were stuck in some italian tunnel still


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.88552 del
Italians kwabbed


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.88553 del
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drink faxe kondi


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.88554 del
I picked this guy in multiple velogames and never was I rewarded once


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.88555 del
huge for points jersey, too, swung way towards Narvaez with this


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.88556 del
Love a good breakaway win


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.88557 del
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>>88553
It's pretty good.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.88558 del
Best possible ending for such a stage


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.88559 del
>>88554
Nobody is allowed to complain unless you have 4 DNF


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.88560 del
>>88554
Such is life, at least Bais scored a lot of points, too


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.88561 del
>>88559
well he's not on my team right now is he


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.88562 del
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>>88555
this one is worth 50 points according to the roadbook


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.88563 del
When you can level a frame using the race profile, the sprinters have no one to blame but themselves


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.88564 del
Excuse me, where is Milan?


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.88565 del
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random Mielke in the back and Milan not giving a shit


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.88566 del
>>88564
didn't even sprint


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.88567 del
>>88564
14th, great. Behind Lonardi and Froidevaux


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.88568 del
>>88562
>fatty filter 10km away from the finish
BASED


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.88569 del
>>88564
>>88564
What do you mean? The race finished in Milan, it's right there


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.88570 del
>>88564
in Milan


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.88571 del
God bless the boys of the breakaway for salvaging what should have been an absolute slurper


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.88572 del
>>88549
>>88553
>>88557
Kino


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.88573 del
>>88571
and god bless the motobikes


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.88574 del
Is the barodeur the most kino rider style?


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.88575 del
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he nearly pulled a vidrel


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.88576 del
Polti having two riders saved the break from Shenanigans at the end.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.88577 del
>51.391 km/h
milan bros, we were promised 35km/h


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.88578 del
>>88575
Hehehe. Good thing the VAR was there so the winner could be decided


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.88579 del
sprinters kwabbed in Grand Prix Criquielion also
TOTAL
SPRINTER
DEATH


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.88580 del
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Dad got collected. Sucks.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.88581 del
>>88573
Walscheid whinging like mad about motos lol. Didn't look bad to me on the laps - moto in front of the pedalton as well anyway - was it bad on the rest of the stage?


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.88582 del
>>88580
happens to the best of us (not me). which reminds me, I saw a 70 year old on the latest s-works tarmac the other day.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.88583 del
>>88580
F , is he alright


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.88584 del
>>88580
Collected as in deceased? Or just his collarbone?


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.88585 del
>>88581
TTT also
his argument was: we went so fucking fast at the end, it's impossible for 4 guys to stay ahead without help


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.88586 del
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KEK, only now I'm seeing the thread photo.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.88587 del
>>88582
I think you should probably buy your final bike in your 60s. Buying a new bike in your 70s feels like hubris or something.
>>88583
>>88584
Collarbone krak. Needed surgery but should be okay from there eventually. Hoping for Herentals results.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.88588 del
>>88585
both groups clearly had massive motopacing
that's just circuits with the gorillion motos they have in races these days


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.88589 del
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>>88587
You'll just run a few errands for him and he will be fine in a month.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.88590 del
>>88587
was he wearing a helmet? my parents still refuse to wear one and I've told them a million times and they just won't listen


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.88591 del
>>88590
Yeah, not an issue here fortunately. Sucks when you have to raise your parents (or accept they're putting themselves at risk).


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.88592 del
>>88589
Hello. I was just in MONTECASSINO and every sign was in Polish (and Italian of course). What the hell is up with that


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.88593 del
>>88591
Had this with a grandparent and seat belts. "Oh I'll just hold it so it looks like I'm wearing it if we see a cop". No man, that's not why we wear it!


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:57 [Preview] No.88594 del
>>88593
der boomer


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.88595 del
>>88592
WW2 battle when stupid Pol-acks again took the brunt of a suicidal attack on the monastery, eventually taking it.
There's a pretty scenic cemetery as well, guess now we have signs in Polish.
Heroism good and all, let them rest in peace, but there are too many Monte Cassino, Arnhem, Somosierra, too few Vienna, Grunwald, Chocim.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.88596 del
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>Teriyaki-Honey


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.88597 del
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Come on, Bert, watch the last day of Natsu Basho with us!
30 mins.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.88598 del
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I ran out of "new" ideas rather quickly
And I don't know why the colours are fucked up


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.88599 del
>>88596
I had this exact dish yesterday


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.88600 del
>>88598
add Remco to islamic studies


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.88601 del
>>88599
heh, just Bert things
very good stuff


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.88602 del
I don't like salmon. Unless it's wild it's way too fat


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.88603 del
>>88602
more for me I guess


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.88604 del
I've been eating canned fish a lot recently. Honestly they're pretty good for 0 efforts it's perfect


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.88605 del
>>88602
Doing one right now on my new pigged air fryer with grill.
Liked it more in the past, now I just buy it because it is too cheap when on sale, that also makes my tinfoil tingle about what the jew has fed it.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.88606 del
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BAISED


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.88607 del
>>88598
>no diesel engine specialist


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.88608 del
It was by popular (Bertine) request.
I like it too, but next time it will be roast beef burritos.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.88609 del
>>88602
>>88608


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.88610 del
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>>88605
>air fryer with grill
wait, air fryers are air assisted grills, no?


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.88611 del
>>88610
No it's more of a convection oven on steroids

Grills use direct heat on a grate

Which is different than barbecue


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.88612 del
>>88610
>>88611
What Bert says, airfryer is just fancy word for a plain old oven but small, which you can also put on the countertop.
You can have extras like a grill or even space for pellet thus kinda bbqing.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.88613 del
love my air fryer, for simple food it's just so fast and good
probably doesn't help my normal oven is ass


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 18:01 [Preview] No.88616 del
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jesus


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.88617 del
>>88616
>DSQ
r a r e


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 18:41 [Preview] No.88618 del
>>88617
headbutting a guy off his bike mid sprint speed should probably be a 6 month ban or something


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.88619 del
>>88616
>...is excluded from the Giro for having given a blow to the head of Donaldson during the sprint. The Brit is entombed in his suite. The
He killed him?!?


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.88620 del
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>>88619
Beautiful misheard lyrics.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 18:51 [Preview] No.88621 del
>>88618
Heh, when Renshaw got DSQ for headbutting a guy in the 2010 Tour, he was back racing three weeks later. Although that didn't cause any crash


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.88622 del
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Hmm


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.88623 del
>>88622
GOD BLESS THE USA


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.88624 del
>>88621
Thought about this asshole immediately as well heh.
>>88622
Duuuude..


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.88625 del
>>88622
assgreen..


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.88626 del
>>88616
just saw a clip of that, metal as fuck


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.88627 del
>>88626
I wanted to post it but I can't capture sporza with obs for some reason


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.88629 del
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>>88628


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.88630 del
>Tim Torn Teutenberg fuming on Eurosport: >"Everyone who understand cycling know that it was bit of a joke today. I don't know what was the mission of the organizers, they wanted to show how cars and morbikes influence the race. This was bullshit."
moto gate, all of lidl is fuming


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:34 [Preview] No.88631 del
>>88630
Is anyone SLAMMING the moto runners though


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.88632 del
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the gain from motopacing is enormous even if the moto is 10m ahead


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.88633 del
>>88632
bertacek, post the volta webm of the car pushing the rider if you would please


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:41 [Preview] No.88635 del
Ok I am still alive. Let's see what my flag does
>inb4 Malawi


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.88636 del
>>88635
it's the jew from malta


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.88637 del
>>88635
poland but sideways!


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.88638 del
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>>88632
>>88633
heh, nothing personel


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:44 [Preview] No.88639 del
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>>88636
>>88637
I liked my Mongolian flag the best. I miss Mongolia


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:44 [Preview] No.88640 del
>>88635
https://youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0 [Embed]


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.88641 del
>>88639
I liked my Egyptian flag, I'm not sure where it went

Inshallah it shall return


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.88642 del
>>88638
now this is podracing


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.88643 del
>>88639
I miss the story when Autismbert went camping to Susingen, only to get mauled by bears.
Or maybe I remember it wrong


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.88644 del
>>88638
epic-methods.webm


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:59 [Preview] No.88645 del
>>88643
I have NO idea what Susingen is


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 20:01 [Preview] No.88646 del
Hey that looks pretty nice. Why didn't I go there


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.88647 del
>>88645
The mountain lake near Shymkent, please attention to your trip


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.88648 del
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Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 20:08 [Preview] No.88649 del
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>>88647
I remember some lake there but I don't think that was it, it didn't look very impressive at all


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 20:09 [Preview] No.88650 del
>>88648
Lol surely Unzué didn't say exactly that and this is a translation thing. He would be right though


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 20:51 [Preview] No.88651 del
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Fucking OWLS, screaming everyday for 2-3 hours in the evening. Feed them mom and dad, snatch a chihuahua or something if there are no rodents around. Bober may be a bit big for airlift.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 20:58 [Preview] No.88652 del
>>88598
waar KUSS


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 20:59 [Preview] No.88653 del
>>88651
>Berts continually deafened by owls and frogs
Citychads we can't stop winning


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:01 [Preview] No.88654 del
>>88653
I live in a city


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:03 [Preview] No.88655 del
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>>88654
A real city kills off any attempted wild owl population with rat poison and herpes


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:04 [Preview] No.88656 del
>>88653
City for my town is a big word but I live downtown.
I don't know how many chicks are in the nest but it is this sound, interval is 2-5 seconds, 2 hours straight at least.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MmYK5cCfBMg [Embed]

>>88655
Floyded.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:04 [Preview] No.88657 del
>>88655
ain't never heard an owl in my life I'm the frog man
I hope to upgrade to owls by September though


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.88658 del
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Sepp....no....


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:26 [Preview] No.88659 del
>>88658
I KNEW it. Am*ricans are disgusting


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:26 [Preview] No.88660 del
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>>88658
uh oh kussbert


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:30 [Preview] No.88661 del
>>88650
He does say that he didn't understand that Mas was talking about aiming for the podium before the race. And that he may have felt good in training but that the races are the real test and Mas has failed that test. Basically, he says that Mas was huffing hopium to give himself confidence.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:44 [Preview] No.88662 del
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>Vingegaard 2.75
>Ciccone 3.25
>Rubio 13
>Poels 13
>Hirt 13
>Gall 19
>Mas Nicolau 19
>Hindley 29
>Christen 29
>Pellizzari 41
>Bernal Gomez 41
>Arrieta 41
>Harper 41
>Piganzoli 41
>Arensman 51
>Kuss 51
>Caruso 51
...
>Vlasov 67
>Zana 81
>Beloki 81
>West 151


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:49 [Preview] No.88663 del
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Grand Prix Antwert Port Epic / Sels Trophy tomorrow

Last year it was a BIG upset (a TSD, one might say) with Timo KIELICH winning sprint a duet over Rasmus WALLIN.
WALLIN has been then unceremonially FIRED from UNO-X mobility and has been scraping the barrel's end at various danish clubs.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:57 [Preview] No.88664 del
>>88662
LET. CICCO. WIN.


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:57 [Preview] No.88665 del
>>88663
Don't forget to make you are team


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 21:58 [Preview] No.88666 del
>>88658
BASED


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.88668 del
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whole-grain walnut sourdough


Bert 05/24/2026 (Sun) 23:35 [Preview] No.88669 del
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Hotel booked for Montreal, weekend of the men's RR. Anyone else?

>>88668
Very nice. Do you add walnut oil? and if so what stage? I've been meaning to try a walnut loaf.

>>88621
Mark Renshaw, *sips* ahhhh now that was a proper runner.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.88670 del
>>88669
gonna try to make it to Montréal next year for the race, we'll be busy moving this year

no walnut oil, I've never added it and the walnuts do a great job infusing through the bread on their own (if you do use it, add sparingly and mix it when you mix the main dough)


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 00:16 [Preview] No.88671 del
>The Enhanced Games (TEG) is an upcoming multi-sport event. Founded by Australian businessman Aron D'Souza, it plans to allow athletes to use performance-enhancing substances without being subject to drug tests
I wonder how many of our beloved riders will participate in this event.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 00:26 [Preview] No.88672 del
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>>88669
I've floated idea to Bertina. May be logistically difficult with a baby


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 01:31 [Preview] No.88673 del
>>88672
>webm
Don't let MAL catch you like that


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.88674 del
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And we're back at it


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.88675 del
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while degreasing my chains, one of them just spontaneously disassembled themselves and completely fell apart wtf


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.88676 del
>>88675
Bertacekesque
Mileage on the chain?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.88677 del
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>>88656
They were still yapping at 3am.
Considering calling the cops on their abusive parents.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 06:29 [Preview] No.88678 del
>>88676
chaintester says all good, but I threw it after 3 of the pins just fell out. it was the chain I rode 7h yesterday, I wonder how that held together


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.88679 del
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This guy really only trains with his dad and brother
I wonder if he even talks to other people in his team


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.88680 del
Maybe some are interested. Posted sumo highlights during basho, starting here >>>/sp/302009


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.88681 del
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drivetrain absolutely caked in shit


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.88682 del
>>88681
On my way home from delivering me bike to the bike shop
Anton Kolesarovic still has space for more


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.88683 del
>>88671
They just broke some swimming record (clean sport)


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.88684 del
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Back from early ride. Nice weather


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.88685 del
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Rampas and Patou


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.88686 del
>>88685
You might ask, why do shepards need wolf-killing dogs 20km away from Montpellier? That a good question. Unrelated but L'Aid is in two days so our boy Remco can have some nice sheep


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.88687 del
>>88685
Nice dog.

>>88686
>You might ask
I might not. It's normal here.
>wolf-killing dogs 20km away from Montpellier
Migrants. Might want to rape the sheep too.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.88688 del
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>>88684


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.88689 del
>>88688
kek


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.88690 del
>>88656
My last apartment had a very industrious woodpecker living outside who woke me up at 6am almost everyday through the spring and summer. Birds are amazing creatures but they have a great capacity for noise.

>>88685
beautiful


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.88691 del
Tommaso Dati absolutely pummeling the competition in Japan


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.88692 del
>>88691
He's done a fair bit of Euro pummeling this season. Astana will sign him and he'll have 15 wins in 2027


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.88693 del
>>88692
UKYO, Bert. He will silently "disappear" soon and then return after two years


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.88694 del
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Can't wait


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.88695 del
>>88675
classic sram


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.88696 del
WE LIVE IN FRANCE


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.88697 del
Has this been the most boring 2 weeks of gt ever?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:18 [Preview] No.88698 del
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>>88697
>most boring 2 weeks of gt ever
now hold on


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:25 [Preview] No.88699 del
>>88697
I would say this is average giro


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.88700 del
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>rest day


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:35 [Preview] No.88701 del
>>88697
The 2022 Giro is a strong contender, but back then we didn't know the winner beforehand. Also maybe the one where Petacchi won 8 stages before the second rest day, but I did not see that one


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:44 [Preview] No.88702 del
>>88697
Standard Giro fare


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:46 [Preview] No.88703 del
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>Still pouring rain
>No hope of riding
>These are the races on today
Kill me


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.88704 del
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>>88703
needful?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:56 [Preview] No.88705 del
>>88702
>>88699
Fair enough


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 12:57 [Preview] No.88706 del
>>88703
haven't seen rain in months its only sun all day all night all year


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 13:09 [Preview] No.88707 del
>>88704
Surely


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 13:18 [Preview] No.88708 del
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reminder that brtek gets 50k km out of one cable (it hasn't even broken)


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.88709 del
>>88708
All the cables on my 10 years old alu bikes are the same as the ones I've bought. I have like 30k km on it.

My grx rear derailleur one breaks every 6 months


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 13:28 [Preview] No.88710 del
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About to paypig Thule WingBars.
(yes, I NEED aero)


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 13:35 [Preview] No.88711 del
>>88710
Good, we need any oil saving we can get at the moment


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 13:51 [Preview] No.88712 del
>Women died during hyrox
>1 boomer died during some 10k race, 20 or so hospitalized
Berts please take it easy


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.88713 del
>>88712
>people so weak they literally die to minor exertion
berts take it hard, don't end up like that


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 13:58 [Preview] No.88714 del
>>88712
>>88713
Many people have legitimately never pushed themselves to their limit.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.88715 del
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>>88708
Is it really THAT much?
Keep in mind I don't ride 24/7 in a rain like you do


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:19 [Preview] No.88716 del
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Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:20 [Preview] No.88717 del
>Forgot to make a team for Antwerp Port Epic
FUCK


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:27 [Preview] No.88718 del
>>88715
Actually, is it a FD cable?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:30 [Preview] No.88719 del
>>88717
I already made this joke


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.88720 del
>>88716
Didn't this guy himself say all the time that they were like Pog and Jonas but he was going to be Pog


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.88721 del
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>>88716
>set the bar too high
he could just ride underneath it though


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.88722 del
>>88716
there's no way he'll ever develop, we'll never see him do anything. Especially since he's at lotto
>>88721
kek


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.88723 del
>>88719
Yes but no one laughed


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.88724 del
>Italian team Swatt Club (CT)
>it has 4 (four) danes
>two of them with the last name ANDERSEN (not related)
>it also has two italians named GALIMBERTI (also not related)
>one of the GALIMBERTI's has a twin brother who is retired since end of 2024
this team is too fishy and there's something illegal going on, bust them


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.88725 del
>>88718
yes
rear already got replaced last year because it ceased to exist (so after some 40k)


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:40 [Preview] No.88726 del
>>88723
Malawibert probably did. He always likes my jokes


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.88727 del
>>88726
I'm sure he is looking forward for you to finally make one


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.88728 del
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>>88725
ah okay well I guess for front shifting its not that impossible after all- >RD cable died after 40k
I talked to some trusted oldfags and ancientfags irl about this and they said that back in the day with shifters that had cables exist like so getting 15-20k out of a rear cable was not unheard of especially when you rode terrain with reduced shift frequency (flat or long climbs) but they all deemed that impossible after that got changed. One of them still rides mechanical and he gets 7-10k per rear cable but we also have to shift very frequently all ride here.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.88729 del
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>Using cables


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.88730 del
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>>88728
my googling said 2-3 years, sometimes more
my average ride looks like this, i switch gears frequently
my childhood Favorit I still have at one of my summerhouse's will have a cable that still works after all these years, probably, but it is the old shifting on the frame


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.88731 del
>>88728
how hard can it be to make some titanium cables that work forever anyway


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.88732 del
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>>88728
Of course, there is no extra 90° bend to the shifting.
I even bend my own "brake retraction coil spring" after it broke, as there are no parts available anymore for my coffee ride bike with DA 7400.
Wait, I got some pics somewhere...


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.88733 del
>>88729
hah, criminally based in some way!


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.88734 del
All sorts of happenings in Antwerp


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.88735 del
>>88734
Not a bad little race actually


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.88736 del
what's so epic about the port of Antwerpen besides the huge amount of cocaine it imports to Europe?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.88737 del
>cobbled sector
>non cobbled bikepath at the side
lol


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.88738 del
>>88736
t. portlet


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.88739 del
& Per Strand per se


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.88740 del
Oudebros are back in control


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.88741 del
>>88735
Every GT should have a soulful little classic on the rest days


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.88742 del
>>88739
(The joke is that "&" is called ampersand)


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.88743 del
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There's a little 500 meters long stretch of proper gravel on one of me BIG rides
And I really really enjoying riding it
Bombing it, even
Pushing watts on gravel feels more fun than on road for some reason


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.88744 del
>>88743
I enjoy it as well. I always LARP as Grug and start pushing big watts to the point I'm floating over the gravel


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.88745 del
>>88743
why use that squeaker, most people here ride gravel


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.88746 del
>>88743
I am bombing any and every gobble section I run into, especially when I deliberately run into one.
If I find myself in gravel, same story, but I am not trying to run into one.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.88747 del
>>88745
I only do with my dad when I visit home (he exclusively rides gravel in a Gall-esque position with mirrors on his handlebars and helmet, riding an $8k Specialized gravel bike that he doesn't maintain at all, up to the point of asking me what the purpose of oiling the chain was)


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.88748 del
>>88743
It's 2026 unc, everybody has been ridding gravel for 5 years.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.88749 del
Alexis Renard is in really good shape, closed that gap nicely
meanwhile merlel's goons not gaining a second


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.88750 del
There were always "Gravel" sections, just the meme word didn't exist.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.88751 del
>>88743
for me its the other way around I prefer pushing watts on road and feel like pushing watts on gravel is unrewarding
haven't been riding much gravel the past month but I'll probably pick that up now


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.88752 del
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>>88745
>>88748
nonsense, I have been getting shat on for YEARS for the very same thing


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.88753 del
>>88749
Yes but he will do nothing


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.88754 del
>>88752
by yourself maybe, you're the only making those posts
I've had a gravel bike for years now, frenchbert for a while too
Austriabert has that beautiful colnago


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.88755 del
>>88754
SHUT UP, I am NOT buying a GR*VEL!


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.88756 del
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>>88755
you should tho

>>88752
as should you

grabbel is fun, and NO cagies


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.88757 del
>>88756
untrue statement I encounter too many cars of various kinds on gravel


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.88758 del
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Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.88759 del
Just mount 30+ mm tires, that's why.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.88760 del
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>>88757
skill (routing) issue. cagies wouldn't even make it to the roads I am riding


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.88761 del
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>>88758
you are like the guys who always rode 28+ tires with lower pressure because it was better but that got them laughed at by the sillies on 23s and 25s and now they all ride at least 28s and call 23s lunacy
you were too right too early


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.88762 del
>>88760
I don't know how they get there but some time ago I encountered a van slowly driving through the woods at a point that was at least 5k away from the nearest road
I also encounter motorbikes and quads frequently and they are so fucking annoying


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:44 [Preview] No.88763 del
>>88758
Didn't you have the meme spezialized gravel with front suspension with 25mms tyre to ride exclusively on road, though?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.88764 del
>>88762
>>88760
I also get some retarded quads and motorcross on fire roads that are explicitly forbidden to motorized vehicles. And hunters of course but these people basically own the entire region they can do whatever they want


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.88765 del
This is a hilarious finale in Antwerp. Every rider attacking


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.88766 del
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>>88763
I don't know what you're talking about


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.88767 del
>>88766
That's what I thought


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.88768 del
CLEVER ATTAQUE


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.88769 del
fun finale


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.88770 del
Is Renard playing possum?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:50 [Preview] No.88771 del
Ampersand goes solo


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:50 [Preview] No.88772 del
per doped hagenes wins


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.88773 del
lame


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.88774 del
FUN


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.88775 del
That was good Dutch.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.88776 del
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>>88763
>meme spezialized gravel with front suspension with 25mms tyre to ride exclusively on road
brtek you deserved it all


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.88777 del
Beloki Jr. to Ineos


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:02 [Preview] No.88778 del
>>88777
Sure love their Spaniards.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:04 [Preview] No.88779 del
>>88778
they need new ones to keep NOVAL happy


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.88780 del
>>88776
https://www.specialized.com/us/en/diverge-comp-e5/p/171308?color=264801-171308

it was this one
eventually I did put normal road tires on it and only rode road


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.88781 del
>>88780
It's almost an OK bike, but that meme suspension fork is insane


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.88782 del
>>88780
you would expect a gravel bike being able to cope with a chute.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.88783 del
>>88781
I wonder how easy is it to maintain, but I already know the answer
>>88782
not when a boomer with his 30kg e-bike falls on you


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.88784 del
>>88780
hm I see, specialized is always good for some meme fun


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:17 [Preview] No.88785 del
FutureShock needs to be replaced
>every 500 hours
>parts cost 300-400 eurodollars
whew


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:19 [Preview] No.88786 del
>>88785
that's insane


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.88787 del
>>88785
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eHsm9el3nKs [Embed]

jesus christ


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:24 [Preview] No.88788 del
>>88787
https://youtube.com/watch?v=e8UHWK5q4bU [Embed]


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 16:59 [Preview] No.88789 del
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FUCK.
At least it is just expensive enough so I don't actually think about it.
>Peinture sobre réalisé par un professionnel


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.88790 del
>>88789
Yeah the crux is basically the perfect gravel bike


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:03 [Preview] No.88791 del
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Cicco better FUCKING win tomorrow. We have a lot of cannons here


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:07 [Preview] No.88792 del
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>>88791
You really still there. Don't you have it a little too good, HMM?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:08 [Preview] No.88793 del
>>88792
Train driving is a very stressful job, they deserve as much vacations as possible


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:08 [Preview] No.88794 del
>>88789
where is the color
some color from the sidewalls is missing


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:10 [Preview] No.88795 del
>>88791
What happened to the poor balcony on the right?
Heatlet turned it into an AC lookout?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.88796 del
>>88793
I agree, wouldn't want some burnt out tired man riding me around tbh


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.88797 del
>>88793
I mean, I'm fine if it a bonus for de-legging that "person".
>>88794
That's why I attached the quote, it is a paintjob. Don't think there is an actual matte black crux with that stripe pattern.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:13 [Preview] No.88798 del
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Borgir


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:14 [Preview] No.88799 del
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>>88797
excuse my french I guess


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.88800 del
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>>88798
mit wine?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.88801 del
>>88798
Your red is cold?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:21 [Preview] No.88802 del
>>88801
Just took it out of cellar and decanted so still cellar cold. I'm letting it warm up.

Chateau Haut Bages Liberal, cuvee Ceres. Biodynamic 100% Merlot grown in Paulliac, BDX


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:21 [Preview] No.88803 del
>>88798
You don't serve coca cola in a wine glass. And where are the carbs for your next ride?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:21 [Preview] No.88804 del
>>88800
Rape is done for the day


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:22 [Preview] No.88805 del
>>88798
Would.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:24 [Preview] No.88806 del
>>88802
Sounds good


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:24 [Preview] No.88807 del
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>>88798
>deep wine
>fresh salat
>real cheese on burger
would


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:43 [Preview] No.88808 del
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Finally my bike arrived and it actually works, however there's a scratch next to the small chainring that wasn't visible in the listing images on buycycle


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:49 [Preview] No.88809 del
>>88808
battle scars innit


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:51 [Preview] No.88810 del
>>88808
Very sexy, hopefully that gnarly scratch is just a chain drop, nothing structural.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:52 [Preview] No.88811 del
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>>88793
obligatory


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:56 [Preview] No.88812 del
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>>88808
very nice bike bert, the holographic paint is sexo. but the MTB pedals need to go.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:00 [Preview] No.88813 del
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>>88811
needs moar jpeg


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:14 [Preview] No.88814 del
>>88808
very cool!
don't let yourself get bullied out of mtb pedals


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:45 [Preview] No.88815 del
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Peculiar stage at the Rhone Alpes Isere Tour
But the U23s really need to step us, after SEIXAS, WIDAR, FINN and NOVAK, is there anyone to fill up their shoes?

There startlist is not that bad
>GOSZCZURNY
>NORDHAGEN (sandbagging loser)
>CISNEROS
>TRANSNEROS
>VAN KERCKHOVE
>AUGUST (sandbagging loser)
>PEDERSEN


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.88816 del
>>88810
>>88809
I also thought it's probably just a chain drop scratch
>>88814
I won't
>>88812
I took it for a ride and could instantly feel the difference, I easily broke the personal best time on the climb I usually do for training


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.88817 del
>>88815
nordhagen going to this instead of tour de suisse is lame as fuck


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:49 [Preview] No.88818 del
>>88817
Not just that, he's riding with Visma DEVO team (same as AJ AUGUST with Ineos Devo)


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.88819 del
My guy SEMIRUNNII had his FTP measured:
437 W, 77kg, 5.67W/kg


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.88820 del
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>>88815
you forgot the most promising rider, BERT Bolle


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.88821 del
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>>88819


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.88822 del
>>88816
>could instantly feel the difference
what was your previous bike?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.88823 del
decathlon alu bike with microshift


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.88824 del
>>88808
the seat post condom is the right length for you? nice livery btw. but I don't know about the fullcum wheels.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.88825 del
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>>88821
Don't act like there wouldn't be some serious squeaking material if your guy strapped himself in.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:56 [Preview] No.88826 del
>>88820
Big BB


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:58 [Preview] No.88827 del
>>88825
500 FTP easily


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 18:59 [Preview] No.88828 del
>>88824
>the seat post condom is the right length for you?
It's just about right, have a few mm to spare off the minimum insertion height
> but I don't know about the fullcum wheels.
what's wrong?
This >>88823 meant to reply >>88822


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:01 [Preview] No.88829 del
>>88828
the 80mm tube valves are wrong for 20mm deep wheels


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:05 [Preview] No.88830 del
>>88829
oh yeah that's silly


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:06 [Preview] No.88831 del
>>88823
>decathlon alu bike with microshift
oh yes definitely big jump in ride feel


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:13 [Preview] No.88832 del
Just noticed that /r/ fucking died. Never really went there, but was looking at the boards list and it looked a bit shorter than I remembered.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:35 [Preview] No.88834 del
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>>88832
GOOD. if porn gets banned 4chan sitewide, the traffic will drop 90%


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:37 [Preview] No.88835 del
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>>88834
>4chan without jeets and jewbots
now that would be something, but that ain't gonna sell passes


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No.88836 del
um speaking of janitorial stuff. I need to speak to the manager and it's not about sumo.
I'm trying to delete a dog themed thread someone just posted (don't check the catalog), but I keep getting an error message for the captchas. um this happens on the endchan.net url.
will try .org and report back


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.88837 del
well, I guess either the bullybot or bossman just deleted it anyways.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.88839 del
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i wanted to see the dog


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:44 [Preview] No.88840 del
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>>88836
>dog themed thread
froome?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:45 [Preview] No.88841 del
hmm, managed to delete my post in .org as janitor.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:47 [Preview] No.88842 del
>>88836
You don't need captcha for deletion. Only for banning.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:47 [Preview] No.88843 del
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haven't checked the axelman lately
but this one is beautiful


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:48 [Preview] No.88844 del
>>88843
delete it before kussbert notices


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:49 [Preview] No.88845 del
>>88842
well, I like to powertrip and hand out bans though.
it made me log in again and reset the counter until someone can steal this board again.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.88847 del
>>88843
>visma 123
what is axeltard smoking again?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:51 [Preview] No.88848 del
>>88840
It's kinda weird.
Essentially they are spamming cp. Except some of the images they use isn't cp at all (luckily). Some are bestiality (which is similarly illegal in the US). Occasionally they use the non-nude photos of an undoubtedly 18+ negress. Still deleting due to the links they share with them.


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:53 [Preview] No.88849 del
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Do Belgians really


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:53 [Preview] No.88850 del
>>88847
his reasoning is the lesser teams (bora) will reel in the break and jonas won't care about the stage so his goons can fight it out


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.88851 del
>>88849
Quebecois put chicken onto their fries and call it Putin and Belgians put sausages and pauwels sauces on top of their fries


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.88852 del
>>88849
Delicious without whatever that piece of chicken is


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 20:05 [Preview] No.88853 del
>>88848
no escape from the schizo menace


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 20:13 [Preview] No.88855 del
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>team vine
My wife would never let me race my bike again if I were him, but I guess the money is too good


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.88856 del
>>88854
The girl talking manages to be even more unbearable. A remarkable feat


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 20:24 [Preview] No.88857 del
>>88854
this is per definition based behavior


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 20:28 [Preview] No.88858 del
>>88857
Based on what?


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.88859 del
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>>88858
LIGMA BALLS HAHAHAHA


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 20:55 [Preview] No.88860 del
>>88855
How is he not scared too at this point


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 21:06 [Preview] No.88861 del
>>88860
Because he is based


Bert 05/25/2026 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.88862 del
>>88861
based on these nuts ahah


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 00:34 [Preview] No.88863 del
>>88744
>>88743
In my hometown there is a few sections of rough, old brick sidewalks. When I started riding I used to hop off the street onto the sidewalk and imagine I was Cancellara. This is the beauty of our sport, so easy to connect yourself to the legends.

>>88748
If there was significant gravel within riding distance of me I'd be a full convert, but there isn't, so I'm firmly road only in protest.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 03:29 [Preview] No.88864 del
Back home from the hospital yesterday. We first had hopes that the baby boy would be a better sleeper than our first, but doesn't seem to be the case – I slept a grand total of around 2.5h last night.
Maybe he needs to hear the lulling sound of a rapemachine


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 04:55 [Preview] No.88865 del
>>88863
NYC bert? Yeah in big cities it sucks unless you're lucky enough to live in vienna


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.88866 del
>>88855
One more vuelta with unipuertos please


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.88867 del
>>88854
quirky chungus. we used to bann women like that from the village and throw her out to the dogs... we should go back to that behaviour


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.88868 del
>>88864
Welcome BACK.
Glad you now the required item to do proper spectating in the la Giro.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YUF2I7SmCHI


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.88869 del
>>88868
Heh, good stuff. We actually watched the Giro with the daughter a few days ago during the mountain stage, she was really interested in the scenery and the riders going super hard. And thanks!


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.88870 del
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>>88869
based and congrats on the child!


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.88871 del
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>In Buggenhout, Flanders, a train struck a school bus at a level crossing on Tuesday morning. Several passengers were killed, Belgian media report. The accident occurred around 8:15 a.m. on Tuesday morning at the level crossing on Stationsstraat. Several people have died, HLN and VRTNWS report, citing sources. Emergency services are present in large numbers to provide assistance. It is still unclear how the accident occurred.
Man what a nightmare. I do admit I am a bit more sensitive about this shit now


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.88872 del
>>88864
Just let him watch the Il Giro and he will be asleep in NO time


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.88873 del
As Giro is abroad again today, some old stories are filling the newspaper today.
>Koblet wird sein enger Freund, und obwohl die beiden nicht im selben Team fahren, unterstützt ihn Clerici beim Giro 1953 und verrichtet Helferdienste. Von seiner italienischen Equipe wird er darauf ausgeschlossen. Deswegen beantragt er den Schweizer Pass, Copain Koblet holt ihn ins Nationalteam. Am Giro 1954 reisst Carlo Clerici in der sechsten Etappe mit vier anderen unbekannten Fahrern aus, er gewinnt nicht nur die Etappe, sondern hat über eine halbe Stunde Vorsprung aufs bummelnde Feld. Die Stars wie Fausto Coppi glauben, Clerici werde in den Bergen einbrechen. Als er in Mailand als Sieger einfährt, wird er vom Publikum ausgebuht und als Landesverräter beschimpft.
Clerici did help Koblet in 1953 as friend, so his Italian team threw him out. With a Swiss mother and growing up in Zürich he bacame a Swiss citizen and joined a new team In 1954 he won a Giro stage with 30 minutes ahead of the slurping pedalton, as Coppi thought he could easily get those back in the alps. He couldn't and Italians were furious that the traitor won the Giro.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.88874 del
>>88871
Those rail crossing barriers are designed to break. Too bad the kids had to die final destination style.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.88875 del
I'll leave this untranslated:
>Die Kommentatoren sind verwirrt. Kurz vor dem Ortseingang von Santa Maria steigt der Leader vom Rad. «Was passiert hier? Radwechsel?», fragt der Mann am Mikrofon. Nein – Tom Dumoulin hat ein anderes Problem. Der Niederländer steigt vom Rad, zieht den Helm aus, zieht sein pinkes Trikot über den Kopf. Als er die Träger seiner Hose runterlässt, merkt der Kameramann langsam, was droht, und schwenkt ab. Denn ja: Dumoulin setzt sich in den Strassengraben und entleert seinen Darm.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.88876 del
>>88871
Damn
>>88874
And yet, it happens over and over and over and over again. I would rather DIE than to scratch me paint on me car.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.88877 del
>>88876
Czechs really DO love their Škodas


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.88878 del
>>88871
>Barriers were down, light was red and trainman did emergency brake
Fucking hell, imagine losing your kids like this


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.88879 del
>>88865
No I live in a mid sized city in New England. There is some nice gravel around an hour drive away but mostly steeper climbs. My dream would be to do most of my training on gravel flat or reasonable climbs, as it seems some berts can do.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.88880 del
>>88864
Congrats, remember to tape a picture to your handlebars for the watt boost!


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.88881 del
>40 degrees in France, Portugal
>45 in Spain
uh oh


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.88882 del
NORDHAGEN not running the le Tour Rhone Alpes Isere after all


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.88883 del
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we live in Switzerland
I need dashchan to work on endchan again, as it comes with integrated imagemagick to resize the photos


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.88884 del
>merckx and kopecky got married


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.88885 del
>Suddenly he ran out of steam. Ruud was given two medical time-outs and used the 4th set, during which he walked lethargically across the court, to let the medication do its work. At a 0-5 score, the Russian also needed treatment. In the fifth set, Ruud was back to his old self.
LOL. And no squeaking at all about shit like this


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.88886 del
>>88884
I give it one (1) year


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.88887 del
>>88864
Congrats, home quickly so must mean everyone is healthy and doing ok.

I think we all just suppress the memory of a baby's first three months.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.88888 del
>Pascal ACKK-erman out with stomach flu


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.88889 del
>>88888
czech em


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.88890 del
>>88883
These are some didjeridoos.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.88891 del
>>88885
just a breather is all he needed eh


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.88892 del
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no comment
Picture was only taken for scientific purposes


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.88893 del
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>>88892
Hey these chicks weren't there at my starting village


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.88896 del
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>>88892


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.88897 del
decent stage design today


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.88898 del
We live on PayBO


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.88899 del
>113km
femeninaesque


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.88900 del
has the il DSQ di ZANONCELLO been discussed? I didn't pay attenzione


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.88901 del
>>88888
what a get


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.88902 del
>>88900
Please pay attention


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.88903 del
>>88902
Bert started talking about air fryer and me eyes glazed over


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.88904 del
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dog bless Italians for still doing old fashioned sexismo
I'm too lazy resizing the pics, so I will just post them one by one.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:06 [Preview] No.88905 del
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Campy was arrying a bidon with him.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.88906 del
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Shrarky Mc Shark


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.88907 del
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>>88903
luv me air fryer, makes the best fries


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.88908 del
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your juul jensens and yo'coomers


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.88909 del
>>88907
phwoa now this is the scran content that makes a bert perk up and PATTT


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:10 [Preview] No.88910 del
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baised team and their sponsorship actually worked and made treinbert visit malta


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.88911 del
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Pellizarri touched the trophy, this will bring bad luck


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:13 [Preview] No.88912 del
>>88907
i thought air fryer meant no oil


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.88913 del
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the other jay took some time for his cunt fans from the other side of the world


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.88914 del
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consider this: Jan Hirt


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.88915 del
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troon aerts himself


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.88916 del
>>88912
is this some type of Bohemian meta humour or does are Brtek have brain damage ?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.88917 del
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Mas generating one of the weakest applauds I've ever witnessed.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.88918 del
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top ganner


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:21 [Preview] No.88919 del
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Did you know that FDJ was in this race?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:21 [Preview] No.88920 del
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Gee look at that leaf


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:23 [Preview] No.88921 del
>lidl shrek missed the slag with ciccone
>They will now pull in the peleton for half the stage so jonas can win


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.88922 del
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>>88916
I am serious, my air fryer doesn't even have full trays, only mesh trays


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.88923 del
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possible thunderstorm and I didn't bring any rain cover with me. I should have paid attention to the forecast besides the 32°C. But I don't know how high I will go on the final rampa.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.88924 del
>>88914
No autism cap this time? LAME


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.88925 del
>>88920
a FUCKING leaf


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.88926 del
>>88922
That just looks like an oven


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:27 [Preview] No.88927 del
>>88921
What the hell is Tim Tom Teutenberg doing there. God this team is stupid


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:27 [Preview] No.88928 del
>>88922
Love how it doesn't even pretend to be anything other than a ventilated oven


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:27 [Preview] No.88929 del
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Kopecky-Rockets saving ciclismo with social media cancer


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.88931 del
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>>88925
I have a picture of him too! For the fans


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.88932 del
Why didn't I believe in Magnier


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.88933 del
These god damn boomers were in the way though. I guess Swissbert has been there for hours or he pushed those fuckers out of the way


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.88934 del
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>>88933
Race start at 14:00, so I had plenty of time yes. I even took the slow trein over the old Gotthard line to kill time.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:34 [Preview] No.88935 del
>>88934
that line is extra kino tbh


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.88936 del
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also I came prepared to deal with the heat and sun, while a lot of people stood further behind under the trees.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:37 [Preview] No.88937 del
Oh great Narváez again. This stage is over


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.88938 del
>>88931
have you spotted the great SEPP Kuss ?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:39 [Preview] No.88939 del
>>88911
>Pellizarri touched the trophy, this will bring bad luck
Bad luck from Tour of the Alps curse multiplied by bad luck from touching the trophy = infinite good luck


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:40 [Preview] No.88940 del
Navarez wins the point jersey today


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:40 [Preview] No.88941 del
>>88938
Didn't take his picture


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.88942 del
TSD
S
D


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.88943 del
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5,6% climb and the sprinters are already dying


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:46 [Preview] No.88944 del
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>>88941


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.88945 del
Why is Visma going nuts. Do they hate Cicco or something


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:02 [Preview] No.88946 del
>>88945
Yes


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:13 [Preview] No.88947 del
Narvaez is nasty dude, his blood must be tar


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:16 [Preview] No.88948 del
Pulley Wheels have arrived
Also Super Sticky Tushy has arrive but i seems like I accidentally ordered ones with a pattern


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:18 [Preview] No.88949 del
ZANA is a FRAUD
He MUST apologize


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:18 [Preview] No.88950 del
At what point should i start cycling with a broken collarbone again? This weather is very rare in swamp Germany


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.88951 del
>>88950
pros are back in training a week after surgery or something, probably sucks and is risky but whatever we gaan


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:22 [Preview] No.88952 del
>>88951
I opted out of surgery because my fast clotting blood causes problems with surgery in my veins often.
Wat nu?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.88953 del
>>88952
what does the (((doctor))) say?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.88954 del
>>88953
He said 50/50 in favor of surgery.
80% chance it will heal itself, but with some deformation. Im now 3.5 weeks out from fracture. Another Rontgen in 3 weeks.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:29 [Preview] No.88955 del
>>88952
uh idk how does that work shouldn't your arm and shoulder be fixed in place then? Or how does the bone reconnect?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.88956 del
>>88955
The bone usually does reconnect in time. Life finds a way.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.88957 del
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>>88952
exactly often are you having surgeries?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:31 [Preview] No.88958 del
>>88957
I had 4 in my life. last two gave me blood cloths in arms. So preferably never again.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:33 [Preview] No.88959 del
Last rampa is hell and hot, even when walking and I'm not even 1/3 up. While the tour de suisse mostly attracts locals, there's tons of international hobby cyclists riding the closed roads in advance.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.88960 del
>>88959
squeaker sign status?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.88961 del
>>88956
I see well if it don't hurt why not go ride
we gaan


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.88962 del
what is wrong with cicco


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.88963 del
>that's not my final bidon!


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.88964 del
>>88962
Deprived of his deserved stage win


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:39 [Preview] No.88965 del
>>88964
yes but i mean why was he seething now?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:39 [Preview] No.88966 del
>>88961
I think im gonna take your advice


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:42 [Preview] No.88967 del
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>>88966
best of luck I rode early morning today and it was nice


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:42 [Preview] No.88968 del
>>88966
take it easy pal can't hurt to go pedal easy but protect you are body
only get one of those


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.88969 del
reminder that abrahamsens collarbone healed in 9 days (he had surgery though)
>'This should not have been possible' says Uno-X as Norwegian rider cleared to start Tour less than three weeks after collarbone fracture
>Norway's Jonas Abrahamsen will ride the Tour de France for Uno-X Mobility, despite fracturing his collarbone just 10 days ago, after making what his team called a "remarkable recovery".
>"The expert described the recovery as highly impressive – noting that the shoulder appeared to be healing like an injury sustained eight weeks ago, not just nine days. He also remarked that Jonas was 'healing as well as a 12-year-old'."
mouse noises in the distance


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:46 [Preview] No.88970 del
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>9k to go
I'm gone. I'm dead


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:50 [Preview] No.88971 del
>>88970
THEY ARE ALMOST THERE
RUN


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.88972 del
>>88965
Yes


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.88973 del
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reminds me that I did a very late ride on Sunday to watch the sunset at a nice spot and as I sat down I heard lots of squeaking from the nearby bushes, probably a big mouse nest in there. Said >whats there to squeak about he? but received no answer, noises continued. Of course, they always squeak


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No.88974 del
>>88954
I had mine put together with the wire but then it snapped anyways, it also healed anyways, it just not a straight-ish bone but a slight hockey stick now.
No issues.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:01 [Preview] No.88975 del
>>88974
Why and how did it snap anyways?
And do you have any effects still now?
And after how long after snap did you start cycling again?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.88976 del
>>88973
Memco, now theres a seether. I miss that lil nugget


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.88977 del
how far are the sprinters back?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.88978 del
>Swiss vineyards


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.88979 del
>>88975
They pulled the wire out probably a bit early but I also went to work with it immediately. I was 17 back then, it was football and basketball after school and then booze on the weekend.
No effects, my right shoulder (the broken collarbone one) was a bit lower but I have worked a bit on posture and there is almost no imbalance now.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.88980 del
>>88977
who cares? fuck spr*nters


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.88981 del
would have been cool if Narváez had won the Olympic RR


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.88982 del
>>88979
alright thanks


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.88983 del
it's BAFFLING that the race directors apparently love flare assholes


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.88984 del
HIRT in 2eme peloton!!!


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.88985 del
survived the rain and made it halfway.
Did you know there's a felix gall apres ski song? It goes something like "Immer Vollgas Felix Gall"


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.88986 del
>bora pulling


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.88987 del
I hope Arrieta goes for a top-15 finish


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.88988 del
>>88985
what rain


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.88989 del
bye bye Pellizzari


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.88990 del
>>88985
do you have a sign or something?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.88991 del
PARCHEGGIO TOTALE PELLIZZARI


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.88992 del
>>88986
They need to drop eulelio and arensmeme


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>>88988
>inb4 Bert is on the wrong mountain


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.88994 del
NOO GUILIO NOOO get back up there fuck this is bad


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.88995 del
Lasciato completamente.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.88996 del
Let's NOT hear from Adam Blythe


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.88997 del
scrubs ketting kwabbed


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.88998 del
EULALIU in difficulty


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.88999 del
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FFS, shitty endless discussion meeting with no results...
Almost missed the whole stage, reeeeeeee!


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.89000 del
yes hello I just tuned in is Ciccone winning today?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.89001 del
O'Connor ready to pop as well, christ


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.89002 del
Camon O'Coomer, this was supposed to be a top 10 easily.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.89003 del
O'Connor getting dropped by Campenaerts, great. I am renouncing my Veloteam


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.89004 del
bora just gave him up completely


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.89005 del
PIGANZOLI gonna score the maglia bianca as a gregario, isn't he


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.89006 del
>>89004
lot of young guys unable to replicate solid performances once there's more attention on them


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.89007 del
>>88747
>Campenaerts is one of the 15 best climbers in this race
Disgusting


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.89008 del
>>89007
His finish line was not at the top Bert


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.89009 del
>>89004
he was too cocky


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.89010 del
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I nominate one of our Finnberts


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.89011 del
Weak pull by Kuss


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.89012 del
Wow Kuss did nothing again


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.89013 del
>>89009
should've never tried to follow vingo


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.89014 del
kuss stealing a wage these days


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.89015 del
What sort of name is Afonso anyway? Can't the portuguese afford an L?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.89016 del
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>Felix Gall Apre Ski banger starts playing


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.89017 del
RONDEL in difficulty


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.89018 del
>>89010
I'm movistar's biggest hater. I'd sign up everyone I know and just vanish with the bikes


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.89019 del
WEST has fallen


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.89020 del
>>89018
Based. In 10 minutes you can get pretty far


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.89021 del
Piganzoli climbing this well is ridiculous too btw


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.89022 del
>>89012
moral support


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.89023 del
Bertnal is surprising in the passes here


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.89024 del
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>>89021
Top 3 sulphur of this very Giro


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.89025 del
>>89023
he's going to blow up again


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.89026 del
Everyone lachee


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.89027 del
and again


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.89029 del
Bernal is much better in this third week


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.89030 del
>>89023
He was sick (supposedly) now he's feeling better


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.89031 del
imagine being GALL here


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.89032 del
Another new record by 8 minutes or something incoming


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.89033 del
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Sepp


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.89034 del
>>89021
he could podium if vingo wasn't so greedy with his stages
but after the kuss disaster I understand


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.89035 del
fuckING Piganzoli


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.89036 del
>>89033
fraud


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.89037 del
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>>89016
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=G_l9rLyMwaU [Embed]


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.89038 del
>>89033
cooked as fuck


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.89039 del
>>89033
woo


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.89040 del
it's gong to be another <7 W/kg performance


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.89041 del
Huh? WEST comes back?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.89042 del
>>89033
Nice going there with Caruso of all places


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.89043 del
>>89033
sepp the apache (red face)


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.89044 del
>>89041
he's a dieselking


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.89045 del
>Gall Felix (Decathlon CMA CGM Team) caught by group 3.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.89046 del
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well, I managed to stand at the place where Jonas attacked. Pas normal.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.89047 del
>>89046
great shot!


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.89048 del
Not sure this strategy will work against pogacar however


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.89049 del
>>89044
So should O'Connor be if he wasn't on my team


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.89050 del
>>89046
the skelingtons up close


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.89051 del
>>89046
Nice!


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.89052 del
>>89049
o'goober is a breakaway baby


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.89053 del
>>89046
very cool


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.89054 del
>>89046
Hmm let's rewind to see your squeaker sign


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.89055 del
>>89048
This vingegaard will be kwabbed hard if nothing improves.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.89056 del
Czech commentator shit talking the WEAK sepp kuss
Based


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.89057 del
>>89048
I don't even know if he's far ahead of lipowitz at this pace


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.89058 del
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>>89033
>>89046


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.89059 del
Gall better attack in the final kms


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.89060 del
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>>89046
Kino


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.89061 del
he's so gonna lick the picture again


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.89062 del
does he have one painted nail?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.89063 del
Oh no those fucking stickers again


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.89064 del
>>89062
that's his butt scratch finger


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.89065 del
>>89061
no photo left unlicked


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.89066 del
>>89012
>>89014
this is just a training GT innit
fish face can win without requiring the services of Super Sepp


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.89067 del
>>89062
yes its some performative child abuse awareness thing for the media https://procyclinguk.com/why-does-jonas-vingegaard-have-one-painted-nail-at-the-2026-giro-ditalia/


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.89068 del
When was the last time we have seen such a low energy GC winner?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.89069 del
>>89033
BASED


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.89070 del
>>89068
the vuelta last year, in fact it was even worse then


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.89071 del
>>89068
Pog won the Giro at 50% Bert


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.89072 del
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>>89067
hmm


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.89073 del
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waar O'Coomer


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.89074 del
Eulálio going to be 5th in final GC


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.89075 del
joonas struggling


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.89076 del
>>89073
Would guess between Eulalio and G2 somewhere


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.89077 del
Yeah i'm picking seixass


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.89078 del
>gall
>hindley
>thymen
what a trio


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.89079 del
>>89077
seixas is going the way of pellizzari


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.89080 del
>>89077
>22 velocoins


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.89081 del
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please hire me as ciclismo photographer


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.89082 del
>>89076
eulalio rode past him on camera I think


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.89083 del
>>89081
post when you see Milan


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.89084 del
>>89081
nice


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.89085 del
>>89081
Hey FDJ is in the race. Can't believe you found them


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.89086 del
>>89082
Thought they were grouped up, and assumed Eulalio dropped a bit of pace. Pure guesswork.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.89087 del
kiss the sticker slave


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.89088 del
LAME
A
M
E


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.89089 del
More like Jonas CRINGEgaard


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.89090 del
GALL


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.89091 del
👅👅👅


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.89092 del
Big Gall attack


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.89093 del
pwoah massive gall attack


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.89094 del
kek at the cadence difference of GALL and ARSEMAN


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.89095 del
How can you have less punch than Gall and Hindley


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.89096 del
storer first clean rider


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.89097 del
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>>89083
well it's tim torn teutenberg


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.89098 del
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>RONDEL


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.89099 del
Hehe Poelsgod sprinting every day


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.89100 del
o'goober total collapse


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.89101 del
>>89097
I hope you threw piss on disgusting dopeur Aerts there


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.89102 del
>>89046
Kino.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.89103 del
>>89100
Yeah yeah whatever. I an losing 5000 points I don't give a FUCK


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.89104 del
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Jan HIRT nowhere to be found


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.89105 del
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>>89104
and that's a GOOD thing


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.89106 del
>>89081
there is some stuff in the way of the action
thanks for the live reporting but please do better


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.89107 del
>>89104
At least SOME good news


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.89108 del
>>89106
it's called grass


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.89109 del
>kuss 19th
shameful


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.89110 del
>>89109
saving matches for the real race eh


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.89111 del
waar Pellizzari


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.89112 del
>>89109
axelgaardbros


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.89113 del
>>89111
looking like DNF, how can he be this far back


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.89114 del
>>89111
losing time to win a stage heh


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.89115 del
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>28 HIRT Jan +11:33


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.89116 del
Gall is a handsome guy in interviews but looks so nasty on the bike


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.89117 del
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>>89116
mm baby massage my back


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.89118 del
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>>89037


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.89119 del
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>>89113
>>89114
in Gr. Ciccone +18:06


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.89120 del
PELLIZZARI +18:06
With Mas, Narváez, Cicco et al


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.89121 del
>>89119
discussing their hatred for visma I bet


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.89122 del
>>89119
CICCONE, PELLIZARI, HIRT, VLASOV and MAS NICOLAU superstar breakaway incoming


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.89123 del
Beloki NOWHERE to be found anymore


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.89124 del
>>89123
>signs contract with ineos
>stops trying
heh nothing personel vaughters


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.89125 del
suissebert have you seen any sprinters, they don't have much time left


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.89126 del
>>89121
Pellizzari was dropped by his own team THOUGH


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.89127 del
why do they stick him back in his team kit for the stage podium?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.89128 del
>>89127
they always do that? they put the GC and mountain jersey on you in the next ceremony


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.89129 del
>>89127
because theres a separate ceremony where they put the pink jersey on him, that happens ever stage even when he's had it already


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.89130 del
>>89128
yeah, I know they do, but why, since he's already in the pink


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.89131 del
>>89130
sponsors


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.89132 del
>>89130
Don't ask questions just consume the product and get excited for the next product


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.89133 del
sprinters not even close to the time limit
they need to be stricter


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.89134 del
>>89132
you know the podium ceremony means nothing and you can simply choose not to watch it


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.89135 del
>>89133
yea


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.89136 del
>>88983
LE SOULERINOOO


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:53 [Preview] No.89137 del
Reminder that if Piganzoli rides for himself next year he will pull a Pellizzari


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:54 [Preview] No.89138 del
>>89137
italians with names ending in i are not viable gc contenders


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.89139 del
>>89138
true gimondi was a fraud


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 15:59 [Preview] No.89140 del
>>89138
gc gannabros, our time is nigh


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.89141 del
>>89138
Yeah, that Vincenzo Nibali guy was a real shitter. And don't get me started on Bartali, Coppi or Pantani. Real frauds!


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:12 [Preview] No.89142 del
surely the fine berts of velogoombling added HINDLEY instead of PELLIZARI, right?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.89143 del
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Waiting for the trein back home. I'm not visible in the race footage, very good. So I can post more pas normal pics.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.89144 del
>>89142
haha yeah
no


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:15 [Preview] No.89145 del
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All that was left with 7k to go


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:17 [Preview] No.89146 del
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And a souvenir of the shittiest team possible. I'm cool now. They don't use your elite flys, but something made in the Ne*erlands


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:19 [Preview] No.89147 del
>>89142
efforts have been rebalanced to prioritise skoring real noombers rather than fake gombling nonsense


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:21 [Preview] No.89148 del
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>>89125
I was walking back down. There was a big groupetto before the voiture balai


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:22 [Preview] No.89149 del
>>89143
incredible job picking the right spot


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:23 [Preview] No.89150 del
>>89139
>gimondi was part of the clique that gave de vlaeminck ptsd for life
based


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:25 [Preview] No.89151 del
>>89146
>sucking pink nipples


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:25 [Preview] No.89152 del
>>89148
were they chatting amongst each other or too tired for that?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:30 [Preview] No.89153 del
>>89150
lmao


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:32 [Preview] No.89154 del
>>88973
Hmmm... I think Eulálio might be safe from Rondel for the white, but it's looking like it will be very hard to keep Piganzoli away from it unless Visma go full retarded.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:32 [Preview] No.89155 del
Accidental (((You)))


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:36 [Preview] No.89156 del
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with my bike still at the shop, I decided to go for a "run"
great idea at torty degrees, but surely at least i got some heat acclimatization
it's been nice knowing you


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:38 [Preview] No.89157 del
>>89152
Nah, you didn't hear any chatter, it was just survival.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.89158 del
>>89157
How many piss bidons have you collected?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.89159 del
>>89156
you're ten years g*rmin watch surely doesn't allow any heat acclimation points on r*ns


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:41 [Preview] No.89160 del
>>89159
it doesn't


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:42 [Preview] No.89161 del
>>89156
oh no no no he went outside


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:51 [Preview] No.89162 del
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>>89158
I shouted no bidon please here.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:56 [Preview] No.89163 del
As much of a waste of time walking back down was, I knew that the trein wouldn't have enough space for bikes, so I don't have to wait another hour for the next train. True stongmen are cycling back home over the cobbled roads of the Gotthard pass. I keep seeing cyclists from the train, they have my respect.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 16:56 [Preview] No.89164 del
>>89162
are laces aero?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 17:04 [Preview] No.89165 del
>>89163
Were there extra treins or have the swiss in their typical autism said NO EXCEPTIONS and it was business as usual?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 17:06 [Preview] No.89166 del
Found the gall banger song link on 4cyc:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_l9rLyMwaU


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 17:10 [Preview] No.89167 del
>>89165
Extra treins are only southbound. Northbound is just the normal hourly train. Conductor isn't happy and seems like she went in hiding mode in her cubicle, while train driver has to reduce the delay now .


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 17:18 [Preview] No.89168 del
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>>89167
You have to take the old tunnel right? With the many a switchbacks and curvas.
Poor autismbert would surely get vertigo driving it.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 17:24 [Preview] No.89169 del
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>>89168
I did my army service in the Italian speaking part of Switzerland before the base tunnel was opened and rode the line too many times to enjoy it. You can see the same church three times with the switchbacks.
Meanwhile treinbert will be caught speeding again here next(?) week on the Autobahn.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 17:53 [Preview] No.89170 del
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>>89156
went for a short one but is kinda too hot, I wish you could keep your water ice cold on the bike instead of having to sip 30°C water


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 17:54 [Preview] No.89171 del
Flat stages have been better than mountain stages
what a boring giro


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 17:54 [Preview] No.89172 del
>>89170
put ice cubes in it before you set out


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 17:55 [Preview] No.89173 del
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>>89169
One day soon we will all get to live in the alps


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 17:55 [Preview] No.89174 del
>>89170
Have a support car follow you


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 18:00 [Preview] No.89175 del
>>89174
interested in a job?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 18:04 [Preview] No.89176 del
>'Davide might be able to go for the white jersey. He has done so much for me. If I can help him, I would gladly do so,' Vingegaard said afterwards to Sporza about his younger teammate.

yeah it's over for eulalio


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No.89177 del
Tree sprints, two Lapeira/Cosneking sprints, one kinda mountain stage, one short TT at Kurwatour.
Plus the mythical Anaberg, it's official now.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No.89178 del
>>89046
absolute perfect positioning by our bert here, well done


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 18:20 [Preview] No.89179 del
>>89177
what poor rider will tank the curse this year


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 18:35 [Preview] No.89180 del
For the tour de suisse, I don't know if I will cover it live. The stages are far away this time. I could watch the ITT, but I might as well watch paint dry. The only advantage is that you can see the riders individually at the finish line.
And I saw poggers at the World Championships in Zurich. I consider going to the tour stage in Alsace instead.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 18:36 [Preview] No.89181 del
>>89175
>Bertacek
>working


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 18:47 [Preview] No.89182 del
>>89181
fueled bertacek is a different man


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 18:50 [Preview] No.89184 del
>>89179
Surely an up and coming talent.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 19:03 [Preview] No.89185 del
>>89181
I wonder where he gets his scratch


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.89186 del
>>89185
his dad owns czech casting couch he once posted


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.89187 del
>>89186
Are all Czech women porn stars


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 19:22 [Preview] No.89188 del
>>89185
nepo babby init


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 19:32 [Preview] No.89189 del
>>89146
Tacx bottles are pretty well regarded fwiw.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.89190 del
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does trine like the rat beard?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 19:38 [Preview] No.89191 del
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>>89170
This one works quite well but only holds 550 ml. Good for warm tea in the winter though when you don't need to fluidmaxx as much.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 20:04 [Preview] No.89193 del
>>89192
Why do you need an enema on a bike


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 20:18 [Preview] No.89194 del
>>89193
long sips for holding an aero position innit


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.89195 del
>>89192
nigga you really buying 50 euro bidons?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No.89196 del
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>>89145
>>89046
>>89143
Great set of photos these


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 20:57 [Preview] No.89197 del
>>89190
solidarity with Jonas, this is about all I can grow


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 21:41 [Preview] No.89198 del
>>89195
no but as gifts or secondhand acquisition they are perfetto
easy to keep mouldless to boot


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 22:30 [Preview] No.89199 del
>>89195
of coursh
what are you, poor?


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 22:49 [Preview] No.89200 del
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>>89199
ngl my $15 bidon is much better than the $8 Elite


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 22:54 [Preview] No.89201 del
I like my Keego bidons.
Water tastes like water again.


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 23:08 [Preview] No.89202 del
Next stage is perfect for our guy Giulio Ciccone


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 23:42 [Preview] No.89203 del
>>89200
Bivers will probably be 326% better till Then


Bert 05/26/2026 (Tue) 23:48 [Preview] No.89204 del
>>89201
holy faking basted


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.89205 del
>>89201
>inside is pure titanium
>keeps your water clean
>prevents mold
alright 🐷 you win that one


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.89206 del
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They did another loze meme climb in the alpes


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.89207 del
>>89206
fund it


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.89208 del
The italian pro peloton is complaining about the il Giro organisers. The italian pro peloton rode in Milano, then moved to Svizzera, next day again back in Milano.


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.89209 del
Are there any german eurosport streams? My girlfriend likes Jensi more than the the english blokes


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.89210 del
>>89209
I watch german eurosport via discovery+


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.89211 del
>>89209
illegal ones? No not that I know of


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.89212 del
Pavel BITTNER after spraining his ankle ligaments is back in racing 14 days later
Meanwhile a Bert gets backpain and is out of comission for tree months


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.89213 del
>>89212
I'll have you know I sprained my ankle a solid 2.5 weeks ago and I can barely feel it


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.89214 del
>>89206
how does it feel to grind up 14.3% gradient at 2300 meters of altitude?


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.89215 del
>>89208
the start today is north of Trentino. tour of the alps territory should bring good luck the cursed riders.


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.89216 del
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No Bert'ing. Hehehe


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.89217 del
>>89216
I thought they spoke Arabic with Latin script in Malta, but somehow like in Albania Italian tv made them fluent in Italian as well.


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.89218 del
>>89216
Such an outlaw this guy.


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.89219 del
>>89217
Yes well it was a British colony or something so everything is just English. They drive on the left too, some FUCKED up SHIT


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.89220 del
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I like the Camelbak Podium bottles because the spout locks easily and especially because the whole top and spot can be easily disassembled for a thorough clean and dry. I don't do that every ride but it feels good to be able to do so.

>>89201
Those look very nice. Can you easily clean inside the crevices of the spout/can it be taken apart? I don't know if I could have a non-see-through bottle, I like to see how much is left to gauge my hydration.


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:01 [Preview] No.89221 del
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Anyway my friend texted me yesterday how Malta was and I said like "yes well I thought Italians were bad drivers but here they even drive on the wrong side wtf". But his reaction was kind of neutral and I don't know if he realizes they drive on the left. I have been contemplating explaining the joke


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.89222 del
There is an incessant ticking sound coming from one of the ceiling tiles in my office


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.89223 del
>>89222
it's a bomb


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.89224 del
>>89221
I would've sent a 😂 2bqhwy


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.89225 del
>>89224
Thanks


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.89226 del
Go on Valgren my son!
>>89221
Heh that's funny!


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.89227 del
>>89222
>be American
>get blown up


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.89228 del
>>89226
I know right!


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.89229 del
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so let's see how the fraudsters I saw yesterday in person are faring today


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.89230 del
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um, no thanks, I already have one of your bidens


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.89231 del
>>89230
>plastic
not even if you paid me


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.89232 del
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attack bayer leverkusen


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.89233 del
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relaxed
moisturized
happy in his lane


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.89234 del
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some more pics from yesterday
I have no idea why Italian police was allowed to operate within Switzerland.


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.89235 del
>>89209
https://freeshot.live/live-tv/eurosport-1-fr/259

This website has a lot of languages. Can't access it in france but in austria it should be working, just do some search


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.89236 del
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and the riders passing by ordered by time, some I have posted yesterday already. I didn't snap all of them, for some reason I didn't feel inclined to take a shot of Jan Hirt.


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Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.89241 del
>>89233
giwtwm


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.89242 del
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Ganna actually climbed well and didn't ride in the groupetto.


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:38 [Preview] No.89243 del
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and back to today's stage


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:38 [Preview] No.89244 del
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with Paul laché


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.89245 del
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giulio is done for


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.89246 del
Poor Giulio, just DNF


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.89247 del
one to file away for next winter
https://github.com/Berg0162/airflow


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.89248 del
>>89247
finnbert should hook his 5 vaxxmasters to it and get his face blown off while doing vo2max efforts


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.89249 del
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berts expected from me a cardboard sign like this yesterday


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.89250 del
Those timegaps are all over the place again.


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.89251 del
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>>89247
kek


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.89252 del
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boo


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.89253 del
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>>89238
>2nd pic
Is that Rondel?


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.89254 del
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>NARVAEZ


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.89255 del
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wetten dass boomer with thicc German accent explaining on RAI his world record of stacking up beer glasses handsfree


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.89256 del
>>89253
storer came first, rondel later
so this should be storer, rondel came later alone


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.89257 del
>>89252
Whats wrong with them? Still mad they were the only ones to drop you a moldy bidon?


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.89258 del
KOPECKÝ a kwab


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.89259 del
>>89257
there was just water in the bidon. fdj had the decency to hand out one of their bidon final last year.


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.89260 del
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Right ARM humiliated in Lithuania


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.89261 del
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>>89260
meanwhile the shiekh team experienced some OW Discovery


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.89262 del
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FDJ?


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 12:30 [Preview] No.89263 del
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Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.89264 del
Vive la France??


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.89265 del
>>89262
They've realised they haven't done shit this Giro and so are desperate for a crumb of TV attention.

Embarrassing, really. Even conti teams usually don't do such obvious performative moves. It's one thing to send shitters up the road at the start of the stage, it's another to do it for one valley in the middle of a stage.


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 12:33 [Preview] No.89266 del
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Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.89267 del
Can I get a screenshot of that brunette squatting cutie


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.89268 del
Caruso about to win the giro today


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.89269 del
>>89267
seconding this request


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 12:38 [Preview] No.89270 del
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when the guy next to you squeaks, just take the other side in the roundabout


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.89271 del
>>89267
what km was it? probably can't go back that far


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.89272 del
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>>89266
>using beards


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.89273 del
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consonni stealing ice cream from a kid


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.89274 del
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eww, melting ice cream in the back pocket


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 12:59 [Preview] No.89275 del
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1000 days of fraudulence


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.89276 del
>>89275
a thousand days of glorious seething


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 13:07 [Preview] No.89277 del
Fucking Cavagna stealing my precious breakaway points, I AM GOING INSANE


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 13:07 [Preview] No.89278 del
>>89275
A thousand days of infamy


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.89279 del
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RISK OF
A
I
N


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.89280 del
HIRT absolutely washed


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.89281 del
at least YAMZA showed some decency for a change


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.89282 del
>>89279
Inb4 Cringergaard chutes and breaks multiple bones, leading to international outrage and cycling becoming SAFR


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.89283 del
>>89279
Jonas should call it to fuck with Cicco


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.89284 del
oh no, GALL is trying to put a jacket on


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.89285 del
>>89283
Ciccone might actually attack him if that happens


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.89286 del
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floyd landesque


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.89287 del
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what rain?


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.89288 del
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you might not like it, but this is what 30 seconds look like according to RAI


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.89289 del
>>89288
Did he ever even have 2 minutes one wonders


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.89290 del
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bless the holy spirit and whatever company made her phone


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.89291 del
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Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.89292 del
What is EF doing this season?


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.89293 del
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one of those remcoesque bridges


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.89294 del
HIRT GOES SOLO


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.89295 del
>>89292
Nothing, why?


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.89296 del
>>89292
Richie CARAPAZ will podium the Tour


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.89297 del
>>89292
oh wow they only have 2 wins this season, grim


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.89298 del
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flashback time


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.89299 del
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previous winners, haven't heard these names before


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.89300 del
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I am on a BIG hike. In this village there is one store and I bought a lemon beer. It was so good and ice cold I just slammed it and went back in and bought another


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.89301 del
>>89299
>dopo
>Merckx
>Valverde
All I understand but makes sense to me


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.89302 del
>>89300
like a radler/shandy? perfect on a hot day


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.89303 del
>>89300
hell yeah


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.89304 del
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the alps


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.89305 del
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now I finally understand the Lidl ad, the boy is trying to escape from Milan and Mads


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.89306 del
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>>89302
It is very good. 4% so I won't fall off a cliff probably


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.89307 del
you'd think Ciccone today, but it's a bit hard to say with such a large group


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.89308 del
>>89306
yummy


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.89309 del
>>89292
having fun


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.89310 del
>>89307
He can still win but he really should have been in the front group when the break split.


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.89311 del
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do you rate this the most beautiful lake in Italy?


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.89312 del
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>>89295
>>89309


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.89313 del
>>89310
yeah, probably an error from him and Jhonny to let that one go


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.89314 del
Movistar should pull in both groups to be honest


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.89315 del
Jan christen is an enginelet. What a jobber giro from him


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.89316 del
>>89314
have you considered becoming the new technical director of movistar?


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.89317 del
>>89316
they already offered him the team mechanic job


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.89318 del
>>89317
makes sense, he's the most knowledgeable person on canyon bikes and their quirks by now


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.89319 del
Ah ciccone letting this one slip away was really on you my knucklehead


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.89320 del
narvaez doing a christen


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.89321 del
>>89319
this is his kind of terrain, too; not giant mountains, punchier


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.89322 del
>>89315
b-but he's strong in training!


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.89323 del
Come on Valgren you old washed up lesbian. Push some big watts.


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.89324 del
bidon final for Cicco


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.89325 del
>>89323
>you old washed up lesbian.
kek


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.89326 del
>>89321
probably his last chance too


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.89327 del
I have seen enough
Cicco will seethe


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.89328 del
>>89326
maybe he could have won tomorrow, but probably not after today's efforts


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.89330 del
>>89329
its' over


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.89331 del
rubio getting the south american treatment


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.89332 del
Rubio pulling in the testa
Mas Nicolau pulling the the gruppo perseguidor


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.89333 del
actually Arrieta's win was a sprint between two riders does that not count as a small group?


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.89334 del
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>roman kreuziger cycling academy
heh, ynr that czech jobber


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.89335 del
>>89333
that's a sprint a deux


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.89336 del
>>89333
no we call that sprint a deux it's different it's special


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.89337 del
Valgren looks absolutely cooked


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.89338 del
this would have been an easy sprint for ciccone or navarez, everyone looks so dead


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.89339 del
>>89338
Cicco fumbled this one to be honest


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.89340 del
Gel at 4 km to go lol my mans is tired


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.89341 del
>>89300
luv radlers, me


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.89342 del
everyone slurping except rubio


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.89343 del
rubio and fall green are frauds


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.89344 del
uh is rubio going to accelerate? or is he gonna Mas to the finish and lose the sprint


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.89345 del
arrieta is BACK


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.89346 del
>>89345
sprint of the dead men coming up


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.89347 del
it's all coming together now lol


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.89348 del
bah god is that the ciccone music


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.89349 del
caruso? I thought this was landa because that attack SUCKED hahaha


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.89350 del
can't wait for some VLASOV pain face kino


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.89351 del
legnessuns last 300 meter attack from behind for the win


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.89352 del
please not another Danish victory


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.89353 del
HERE WE GO


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.89354 del
BAM


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.89355 del
VALGREN wins


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.89356 del
sudaca tier slurpage behind lol


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.89357 del
pwoah that is the power of feminism


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.89358 del
SLUUUURP


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.89359 del
my god all that effort just to let him go


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.89360 del
EF bros, we ride


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.89361 del
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kek, wtf was this?


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.89362 del
LESBIAN WINS


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.89363 del
pretty strong attaque for a guy that looked so cooked for the last 20km but they also fucked up and didn't follow immediately


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.89364 del
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>>89292
apologize


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.89365 del
>>89364
is that a green pokeball


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.89367 del
>>89364
I'm assuming his kid made this?


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.89368 del
>>89364
Im sorry EF sisters, i kneel


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.89369 del
>>89367
Maybe Asgreen made it.


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.89370 del
Letting him get the rear spot and all stop at the same time absolute breakaway malpractice


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Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.89372 del
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top 10


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.89373 del
>>89372
he does really still look like a butch lesbian huh


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.89374 del
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lame


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Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.89376 del
fucking pokemon
>slowpoke.jpg


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.89377 del
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>>89371


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.89378 del
pretty good stage, nice win


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.89379 del
>>89378
this and Arrieta vs Eulalio were the two most fun finals so far


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.89380 del
riding around with a pokeball is much more sole than slobbering on your steering wheel


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.89381 del
Heh Valgren and Narvaez saving my veloteam, very nice


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.89382 del
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>>89380
What about slobbering on a pacifier?


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.89383 del
>>89367
it's something his son gave him confirmed


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this needs a squeaker. couldn't find the jappe disgusted at German beer pic, so have this EF squeaker instead.


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.89385 del
>>89382
soul, trinkets are soul, stickers are lame
hate pogacar's hulk sticker too


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.89386 del
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▲2 Hirt Jan


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:53 [Preview] No.89387 del
>>89385
>hate pogacar's hulk sticker too
Not sure I remember this at all


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 15:55 [Preview] No.89388 del
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>>89387


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 16:00 [Preview] No.89389 del
#GirodItalia, Stage 16
🇩🇰 JONAS VINGEGAARD

Carì (11,59km; 8,05%; 933m)

30'50min
22,55km/h
1816 VAM
6,77ᵉw/kg
660 aSLP
CLIMBING RECORD


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.89390 del
>>89389
not bad this one


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.89391 del
>Finally, Valgren also brought up his striking victory gesture. At the finish line, he held up a Pokéball. “My son made that for me when I went to the Tour last year with high morale,” he concludes. “The Pokéball is in our team colors and is my lucky charm.”

based, has he been riding around with it all year lmao


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.89392 del
>>89390
he's growing stronger


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.89393 del
>>89389
getting closer to the big 7 W/kg
Tour podium is back on the menu boys


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.89394 del
Alright, time for a short sweat ride


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 16:24 [Preview] No.89395 del
>>89394
been enjoying the early morning rides lately except for all the swarms of flies that plaster every cm of exposed skin and the high humidity near forests. It's epic when those 2 combine while I ride a climb through the woods hard and hit a couple swarms while I'm at it.


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 16:26 [Preview] No.89396 del
>>89292
The answer to this is WIN


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 16:55 [Preview] No.89397 del
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He's just like me


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 17:12 [Preview] No.89398 del
>>89397
Final attack: 1:14 @ 471 w, 1030 w peak.


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 17:15 [Preview] No.89399 del
>>89398
Possibly longer due to Strava privacy settings. He was cruising at 400 w after the initial attack.


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 17:25 [Preview] No.89400 del
>>89375

one day soon


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 18:02 [Preview] No.89401 del
>Norwegian Mont Ventoux planned for Arctic Race of Norway
the what?


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 18:06 [Preview] No.89402 del
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>>89401
cool


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 18:07 [Preview] No.89403 del
>>89401
the Norwegian Mont Ventoux


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 18:51 [Preview] No.89404 del
>Thomas Dekker was briefly detained at Chicago airport upon his arrival in the United States. The Dutchman, who is on his way to Emporia to participate in Unbound Gravel 200, missed his connecting flight to Kansas City as a result.

>Laurens ten Dam discusses the incident with Dekker in Chicago on his podcast Live Slow Ride Fast. “He was in trouble,” laughs Ten Dam. “I had a missed call from him, but by then I was already asleep in my tent. When I woke up in the morning, I saw that I had received a bunch of text messages from him. ‘Lautje, I’ve been stuck for over an hour and now I’m missing my flight. What did they ask you last time?’”
>Apparently, Dekker was stopped upon his arrival in the United States because he has an entry on his American criminal record. During Dekker’s previous visit to America, he spent some time in a cell with Ten Dam because they were changing clothes for the camper in Oklahoma.

top kek I love that there keeps being more to this story


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 18:52 [Preview] No.89405 del
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Made some frens today


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 18:58 [Preview] No.89406 del
>>89405
these are normal turtles, not ninja ones


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 19:08 [Preview] No.89407 del
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went swimming. I don't recall taking a swim in the lake in Mai before.
now I'm rewatching yesterdays stage highlights


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 19:10 [Preview] No.89408 del
>>89407
so your true purpose was snapping some goon pics mhmm


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 19:11 [Preview] No.89409 del
>>89407
i now understand Ciccone going for the KOM jersey


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 19:12 [Preview] No.89410 del
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>>89405
cute


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 19:13 [Preview] No.89411 del
>>89409
yes, the jerseys at the award ceremony are those preworn by those girls


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No.89412 del
some dead men coming back for boucles de la mayenne
>Louis Barré
>Olav Kooij
>Mads 'will win" Pedersen
>Fabio Jakobsen


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No.89413 del
>>89412
waar is lafay?


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 19:31 [Preview] No.89414 del
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>>89413
retired


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 19:32 [Preview] No.89415 del
>>89412
Has Jakobsen announced yet that he is retiring? He's clearly only riding to fill out Picnic's startlist and has no intention to participate in the races for real.


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 19:36 [Preview] No.89416 del
>>89415
he's picnic's best paid rider, he'll keep up the facade till some other team is stupid enough to sign him


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 19:43 [Preview] No.89417 del
>>89416
Even Cofidis or Tudor wont sign him when he's literally at amateur level. Might as well try to fix a DS role somewhere.


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 20:01 [Preview] No.89418 del
>>89405
That's total quack!


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 20:31 [Preview] No.89420 del
>>89407
>CUM jersey


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 20:43 [Preview] No.89421 del
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adjusting


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 20:47 [Preview] No.89422 del
>>89421
Phwoah

Imagine the watts


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 20:49 [Preview] No.89423 del
>>89421
pwoah I bet he's been feasting on affordable but excellent quality lidl food


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 20:58 [Preview] No.89424 del
>>89421
Is it possible to achieve this physique natty?


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 21:04 [Preview] No.89425 del
>>89421
big boy ready to WIN


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 21:08 [Preview] No.89426 del
>>89421
Is that Fatty P? It looks like Mathias Norsgaard.


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 21:21 [Preview] No.89427 del
>>89421
>Lidl - Truck


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.89428 del
>>89421
wtf is this real


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 22:08 [Preview] No.89429 del
>>89405
San Raflu, huh

(reminder that endchan doesn't strip metadata like 4chan)


Bert 05/27/2026 (Wed) 22:17 [Preview] No.89430 del
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how lame


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 01:33 [Preview] No.89431 del
how long can you skore 2kW bert?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 05:59 [Preview] No.89432 del
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>>87553
shoutout to kurwabert for the absolute STEAL on this cervelo. friend of mine bought it, I set it up yesterday. that bike is SEXO


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.89433 del
>>89432
Kickr spotted


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.89434 del
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>>89432


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.89436 del
Intersting noombers from my stupid amazon consoomer products:
on the third day,
after two days of summer sun exposure, one 2hr mtb ride and one hour tanning on the beach to where I still needed to ride 5km and had my longer way around shop ride anyways so it is not a completely zero exertion day,
and on the third day from which the measurements are I've also had good 15kms of commute plus gym:
HR minimum -5bpm
HR resting -6bpm
Beyond Z1 zones halved
HR variability up 20ms (good)

It's like vitamin D is really essential


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.89437 del
>>89432
Very good! Seems to be a sensible bike with easy routing and good wheels etc.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.89438 del
>>89437
the external routing with the cables was a bit sketchy, I had to bend them A LOT from the hoods to the stem but it looks decent for external routing


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.89439 del
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>>89438
Oh wait it's cabled, I thought it was electronic with just cable hoses. Yeah routing them inside the frame can be a bitch I can imagine. So much easier with old external routing.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.89440 del
>>89439
Both my bikes have routing through the headset and I fucking hate it compared to the ease of access of external routing


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.89441 del
>Verify you are human
>Verify you are human again :)
>Verify you are human one more time
>Verify you are human for the last time
>tee hee, Verify you are human again!
serves me right for trying to post on 4cyc


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.89442 del
>>89439
Damn that's sexy.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.89443 del
>>89441
>Find the stick with 3 balls attached
>Find the 7 pointed star in these 4 captchas of 6 pointed stars


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.89444 del
>>89441
but real question is: are you?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.89446 del
Ciccone wins today


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.89447 del
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Pwhoar, now dats a Muur


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.89448 del
>>89446
ciccone will attack, get hauled back in last 2-3km and narvaez will win


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.89449 del
Group Lopéz and Lopéz


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 12:24 [Preview] No.89450 del
bit disappointing mobistar Juanpe has been


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.89451 del
Mifsud my boy


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.89452 del
Chute HINDLEY


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 12:34 [Preview] No.89453 del
Bais....again....


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 12:35 [Preview] No.89454 del
>>89453
This is his NINTH God damn day in the break


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 12:38 [Preview] No.89455 del
Milan has been such a disappointment


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.89456 del
>>89455
Too much fatmaxing


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.89457 del
>>89454
Only Sevilla was a better 4 pointer...


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.89458 del
>>89456
it's pathetic


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.89459 del
>>89455
He heard he was on my Veloteam and I ALWAYS pick the wrong sprinter


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 12:50 [Preview] No.89460 del
>>89459
yes well magnier who could've known. At least lund is equally garbage


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 12:50 [Preview] No.89461 del
This GT has been an unmitigated disaster for Lidl


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 12:50 [Preview] No.89462 del
chute


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.89463 del
Polti being motopaced away from the angl*


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.89464 del
What's the latest from Malta?
Has the life stopped with all the Maltese watching the race?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.89465 del
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don't forget to visit Malta


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 13:10 [Preview] No.89466 del
Word on the street is HINDLEY is yet to return to lote principal after his early game chute


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.89467 del
>>89466
it's just the Australian shitposter on 4/cyc/ panicking for no reason


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 13:13 [Preview] No.89468 del
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why is lidl pulling? I don't see any of their riders winning today


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.89469 del
>In 1984, Hinault moved to the new La Vie Claire team, established by the French entrepreneur Bernard Tapie and directed by Swiss coach Paul Koechli.
>Fignon stayed with the Renault team and became team leader.
>In the 1984 Giro d'Italia, Fignon was in the lead near the end of the race, with Italian Francesco Moser in second place.
>The highest mountain stage, where Fignon could have extended his lead as the better climber, was cancelled by race organizers "due to bad weather".
>In one of the more outrageous actions of a major tour, on the final stage, an individual time trial, camera helicopters flew in front of Fignon, creating a headwind, and behind Moser, creating a tailwind.
>Though Fignon repeatedly shook his fists at the obstructing aircraft, they refused to move off. Moser ended up gaining enough time to take the overall race lead, with Fignon being moved back to second place.
>He later said the experience made him tougher and prepared him for the hardships to come.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.89470 del
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only 570km to go


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 13:24 [Preview] No.89471 del
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>>89469
god damn ITALIANS curse on them


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 13:27 [Preview] No.89472 del
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>>89470
That's barely 160 km a stage
*spits*


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.89473 del
how do we rate this Il Giro so far
4/10 for me, barely anything noteworthy


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.89474 del
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treinbert spotted


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.89475 del
>>89473
1/10


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 13:30 [Preview] No.89476 del
>>89474
autismbert looking well fed


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 13:37 [Preview] No.89477 del
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wait a sex, this ain't didi


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.89478 del
>>89464
Good thing you ask, I am at a temple complex and I heard you have been searching for a final solution for the Polish problem. I am surrounded here and it is NOT good


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.89479 del
>>89473
I mean like a 2/10

The Milan stage where the sprinters got kwabbed was good

Some decent scenery the last mountain stage

Otherwise total shit


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 13:54 [Preview] No.89480 del
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Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 13:59 [Preview] No.89481 del
>>89473
8/10
Austrian in the top 2, pretty gud


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.89482 del
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meh 3/10 in Italy
good doggy though


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.89483 del
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jonas laché


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.89484 del
What is up with this shit group, is nobody going to do anything today?


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.89485 del
>>89484
doing something? In 1/10 races? Do not be silly


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.89487 del
Jonas should be banned from any GT race without Pogi or Seixas. Guy is just a black hole of excitement.


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.89488 del
chute


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.89489 del
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chute comcialalio


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.89490 del
Watch out for Ben Turner today. He gets both the birthday-buff and the girlfriend at finish line-buff today


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.89491 del
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the napa valley of Europe or something


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.89492 del
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someone call the UCI and activate the weather protocol, those clouds in the background look dangerous


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.89493 del
Look at all that Prosecco


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.89494 del
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dat ass


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.89495 del
NEW THREAD:
>>89419
>>89419
>>89419


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.89498 del
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horse category


Bert 05/28/2026 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.89501 del
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I'm back from shop
My good pal Volodymyr did a stellar shop
>jackeys are fine, no need to replace
>front cabel is fine, no need to replace
>crank arm is hitting front derailleur when pedalling
>easiest gear is rubbing on the front derailleur
All that for $40 + tip, job well done


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