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/cyc/ - general Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No. 82453
Suisse edition

>Current and upcoming road races
26.04 - 03.05 Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkiye 2.Pro
28.04 - 03.05 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT
01.05 GP Immo Zone/Vloer-en chapewerken Smetryns 1.1 WE
01.05 Eschborn-Frankfurt 1.UWT
02.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Garnich 1.1 WE
03.05 Lotto Famenne Ardenne Classic 1.1
03.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Luxembourg 1.1 WE
03.05 - 09.05 Vuelta España Femenina by Carrefour.es 2.WWT
06.05 - 10.05 ΔΕΗ Tour of Hellas 2.1
08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
08.05 La Classique Morbihan 1.1 WE
09.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan Femmes 1.1 WE
09.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan 1.Pro
10.05 Tro-Bro Léon 1.Pro
10.05 Trofee Maarten Wynants 1.1 WE
10.05 - 14.05 Baku-Khankendi Azerbaijan Cycling race 2.1
13.05 Navarra Women's Elite Classic 1.Pro
13.05 - 17.05 Flèche du Sud 2.1
13.05 - 17.05 Tour de Hongrie 2.Pro
14.05 Lotto Circuit de Wallonie 1.1 ME
15.05 - 17.05 Itzulia Women 2.WWT
16.05 Tour du Finistère Pays de Quimper 1.1
16.05 Simac Omloop der Kempen Ladies 1.1 WE
17.05 Rund um Köln 1.1
17.05 Boucles de l'Aulne - Châteaulin 1.1
19.05 Classique Dunkerque / Grand prix des Hauts de France 1.Pro
19.05 Durango Durango Emakumeen Saria 1.1 WE
20.05 - 24.05 4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France 2.Pro
21.05 - 24.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>82063


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.82454 del
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Where did the previous thread go?
Did suissebert nuke a thread instead of deleting one post?


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:04 [Preview] No.82455 del
>>82454
No. The site is under attack and I acted hastily.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.82456 del
#TDR2026 🇨🇭 | Stage 1

⛰️ OVRONNAZ (8.75 km, 9.95%, 871 m)

🇸🇮 Tadej Pogačar

• 28:26
• 6.41 w/kg (est. "60kg" standard)
• 1838 m/h VAM
• 18.46 km/h

Mid gas for Tadej
not mid gas for bert


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.82457 del
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Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.82458 del
so THALMANN was my one good pick, great


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.82459 del
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>>82455
Battlestations!


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.82460 del
Top Ganna should get the road race NC at some point soon


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:27 [Preview] No.82461 del
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Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.82462 del
God I'm already tired of SEIXAS in French media. And I thought remco hype was bad


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.82463 del
Drake BECKHAM done a pas normal down in Tyrone
let's see if the young stud can hold onto VARGAS in the passos


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.82464 del
>>82462
>Lipowitz qui a pris 2:30 dans les dents par Seixas au Pays Basque, bascule avec Pogacar sur le col le plus difficile de la semaine en Romandie.

>Je dis ça, je dis rien.
😂👌


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.82465 del
>>82455
By whom?


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.82466 del
Schmid abandon


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.82467 del
>>82466
Good


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.82468 del
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>>82466


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.82469 del
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>>82464
Squeakers will only get more unhinged as the time goes on


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.82470 del
Van Rysel with another victory, this team is DOPED this year


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.82471 del
>>82469
the amount of french people proclaiming seixas is clean is concerning.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.82472 del
>>82470
wow some cx fraud is 2nd
not a good look for roadies


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.82473 del
plapp lacheeing


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.82474 del
>>82473
What? Why I am I even still picking these teams, it's pointless.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.82475 del
>>82471
He is as clean as it gets


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.82476 del
>>82474
the jayco boys look like they ate bad fish, that hellemose dude looks like he's about to shit himself


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.82477 del
Haquin pickers we feasting today


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.82478 del
Sigma Sports Cafe Ride with the stoner foid
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vi0RYGUTyMU [Embed]


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.82479 del
>combativity sprint
wtf


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.82480 del
I guess I am giving it one more shot, if half of my important drivers DNF or collapse inexplicably again in Frankfurt, Giro, this will be it for goombling and caring about it.
Not saying I am not playing again after that but you can't be having bad luck for a month, with two (2) cat tree (3) exceptions.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.82481 del
>>82480
this one was particularly rough to choose for, I am doing way worse than you, c'est la vie


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.82482 del
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I just got home. for the record. I didn't delete the old thread. I guess I was bullied by the endchan AI bot again.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.82483 del
>>82480
It's your own fault Bert. You were too smug and that gets punished harshly


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.82484 del
>>82480
there is only one word for this post
kwab


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.82485 del
plapp isn't even dropped, he's dangling at the back with his team for some reason


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.82486 del
>>82481
But it has been a month, I do all the boring picks, they die, I try to be clever, they die, the ones that are supposed to suck don't suck, like Lenny who has been ill a few days ago.
>>82483
I did repent for a long time now.
>>82484
That smug means you're never seeing that gold star kek, especially if I run out of fugs to give about even the /CYC/ GC shits.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.82487 del
>fraudulent Italian NC finally doing something noteworthy
that took ages


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.82488 del
>>82486
it's a fun little supplement to watching the races my Bert, don't stress it


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.82489 del
>>82488
Get a load of this guy, he doesn't watch ciclismo through the prism of past, present and future goombling decishins.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.82490 del
>>82486
I play for fun, not for the gold star
you care too much bert
last year I had 4 DNF's in the vuelta, it's still just a game


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.82491 del
lipo interview before the start:
>I'm feeling a bit K.O.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.82492 del
I'm sure this gap will disappear in an instant, but they really are leaving it late


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.82493 del
>>82492
soderbeast won't be easy to catch


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.82494 del
>>82490
Bertman, don't give me that shit about playing "just for fun", I've been here long enough to see how it looks when you're rolling into it.
I care just enough for a stupid fake credits game, now I have seen my mistake, maybe a sign from heavens.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.82495 del
Somberquest goes solo


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.82496 del
>>82495
knew I should have taken him


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.82497 del
Söderqvist is quite strong, I don't know...


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.82498 del
>10th Grande Prémio Anicolor
some 3 stage volta this international workers day weekend with your sulfurous teams happening


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.82499 del
Oh never mind that climb is much longer than I thought


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.82500 del
>>82494
don't project on me, I play for fun
I even play the female races and I play on sporza too lmao
I enjoy it, it adds a factor to care about minor riders and I enjoy the puzzles
ofcourse it's not fun if you're doing bad but there's a billion races, we're not even halfway through the superclassico


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.82501 del
SPLIT IN PEDALTON


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.82502 del
Sunderqist is a machine


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.82503 del
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ROGLIC slaving for POGACAR


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.82504 del
godoped closing the gap himself


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.82505 del
>>82486
>Lenny who has been ill a few days ago
Knowers knew this was just an excuse and the real reason was that he took too much dope and would have still glowed on the day of LBL.
But on a serious note, did they even say he was sick? Because I don't remember it.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.82506 del
Godon ded?


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.82507 del
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Plapp on the front even so that Bert meltdown was for nothing


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.82508 del
ROGLIC did a 20 sec pull and retired into grupeto


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.82509 del
cepeda baiting pogi


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.82510 del
lol, of course VPP is there today


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.82511 del
>>82500
I'm sorry but this is some smol man female cop out from a guy who can't help himself from overreacting to every other happening on the parcours and telling other people all the time to calm down when he himself needs to calm down.
I know, I can't tell a joke or performative bertsmanship, I'm autistic, haha.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.82512 del
the buckbroken velogambler kneels before the attentionpaying purist chad


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.82513 del
QUINTANA AT THE FRONT
RED ALERT


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.82514 del
>>82505
I think I have heard that from my commentators, it was why he was pulled from LBL.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.82515 del
Wow great attaque from Lipobitch. If that even was one I can't tell


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.82516 del
LANDAESQUE attaque from lipofraud


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.82517 del
Tudor guy attacking from position 30 was incredible.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.82518 del
>>82511
but the posts are performative, like bertacek
what else am I supposed to post during the race


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.82519 del
I don't know if Within can beat Pog though


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.82520 del
>>82506
Still there


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.82521 del
Oh alright whatever


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.82522 del
>>82486
>>82505
Dredged up the Bahrain press release:
>From our side, we decided not to race Lenny Martinez at Liège – Bastogne – Liège to allow him to recover fully, as Romandie is one of his main targets. He will share leadership with Antonio Tiberi, and we expect a strong performance from both.
No mention of illness.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.82523 del
HEIL POGACAR


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.82524 del
lmao


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.82525 del
lmao, ez gg


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.82526 del
LAME


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.82527 del
Kek he just wanted to have fun in a sprint instead of dropping those frauds


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Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.82529 del
at least godon got the prologue


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.82530 del
him coming to this race in classics shape is really just playing with his food


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.82531 del
>quintaner 10th in a sprint


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.82532 del
Roglic?


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.82533 del
Oh what the FUCK VPP 5th? This is some BULLSHIT man


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.82534 del
Godon barely beat memco and now Pogi beats Godon
it all makes sense, like rock paper scissors


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.82535 del
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Nairoman #10


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.82536 del
gaudu lmao


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.82537 del
>>82518
When I see more all caps, cringy wordplay, frogposting then I will believe that all those way too soon "he gone/he won't make it/he can't be good because reason" is playful performance, otherwise control group is just normalposting like on cyclingnews or watching in a bar over a beer.
>>82522
Surely this psyops to hide his real illness.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.82538 del
>Gaudu


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:34 [Preview] No.82539 del
>>82535
:)


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.82540 del
And how the FUCK is that Witśen so good, especially yesterday.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.82541 del
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>>82531
>>82539


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:41 [Preview] No.82542 del
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roidlic bros what happened (posted with reaction image)


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:55 [Preview] No.82543 del
>40 years draught because we're a clean nation
>too talent comes and give us hope
>everybody act like he's doped
Really we're not being rewarded for carrying this sport for so long


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.82544 del
170km ride tomorrow for worker's day
someone pray for me


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 16:00 [Preview] No.82545 del
>>82544
I pray you will skore some mit fotos


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 16:01 [Preview] No.82546 del
>>82545
might post, I will be going to the primal source of duvels


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 16:07 [Preview] No.82552 del
So this is 66kg pogi. I reckon he'd still win the tour at that weight. How much more can he add before he loses to skelly Jonas?


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.82553 del
Oh boi, that spam in the catalog lol. I'm kinda busy right now. I hope bossmann can take care of it, playing janitor on the phone sucks.


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