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>When all else fails press Turkey button. Fixes everything!
Why does Turkey get stuck being the foreign invasion endgame boss? Turkey should string the negotiations along to get the highest offer for services and subcontract it all out to someone else. I hear Iran has way too many idle Syrian mercenaries. Or maybe ...?
Nah. Now is the time to hand the tarmac over to some Chinese paratroopers and call it a day.