Recently, I accidentally shared archives of my 8chan and 9chan boards with someone and skimming through them, I realized I never shared about my history, just my day-to-day.
And I’d like to intellectualizing what I’m doing here for a minute first.
I think that in order to be an entertainer you need to have a huge degree of shamelessness and a healthy LACK of self-awareness, and a healthy degree of self-obsession.
And secondly, these are precisely the kinds of posts I’m interested in seeing from others, provided they’re interesting and strange enough and not some instagram normalfaggot. You know, AVGN, or Nostalgia Critic if you prefer, never would have done anything if they weren’t shameless and self-obsessed. I can’t make an autobiographical film like AVGN has done, but I can at least type.

This is not for you to feel sorry for me or me making excuses for myself or something, just an answer to the question “what kind of guy makes a blog on fucking endchan talking to himself?” and “what kind of guy makes imaginary friends of baby cartoon characters?”, and it’s exactly something I’d wanna read if it were someone else sharing it.
So let’s begin.