jks aside i think a 5kg dumbell is gonna be enough to knock me tf out while i got an improvised noose around my neck, so heres the plan.
1) i drop da modafokkin dumbell EXACTLY on the Pterion part of my skull(gonna pass out and shit)
2)shieet i'll have an IMPROVISED noose around my modafokkin neck made wid a fuggin scarf(it'll work trust me or sum shiet idk)
3) once i drop dat moderfaker piece of iron on mah head??? i pass out niBBa and the scarf will choke me tf out shiet and niggies
hell nah cousin, imma stream it too on my damn phone(i hope it works correctly) so dat youll have a gourmet skibidi experience viewing the passing away of a useless piece of shit like me