>>13348
First, good morning to all the nekos, I'm going to eat some donuts today :D

>>13350
NOOOOO YOU BROKE THE RULES

missed the chance to post the old thread link and hepicallly trolle everyone

>>13351
I am not bound by your rules AP (Acid Poster)
It's the first time I've visited my ryo folder for months probably just for this joke

>they went to the hidden secret thread again
FUCK YOU I'm going to be the only one posting here then.

>>13352
I'm not Bonald, I don't troll people or post coal.

>>13355
great april fools joke haha its opposite day today

This year's 4chan april fools joke is so le hecking epic and funny guyzz it has to do with Elon and Doge XD

>>13358
Oh my guard I'm clicking on 4chan RIGHT NOW
LIVE REACTION:
AHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY XD SOME BOARDS ARE CLOSED HOLY MOLY WHAT A FUNNY JOKE
Actually sending /mlp/ onto /pol/ is pretty funny tbh, though closing down /wsg/ and /gif/ (especially /wsg/, I don't really care about /gif/) is pretty fucking cringe

wow, this really is freaking epic...

the hecking moderators locked a thread... based...so...fvcking...zased... *goku kneel*

>make an offhand comment at BGC about how white has an advantage in chess
>some guy is ADAMANT that it's not true and black is stronger
>quick google
>chess is biased 58/42 towards white
>he replies he likes playing black because he likes to react

thank you for your opinion, very cool

Just saw a NyanNyanCosplay thread on 4channel's /tv/ board, woah, what an april fools joke, good one moot.

>>13363
That's so freaking cool :D I wish I was there to see my favorite tokfu (NyanNyanCosplay) (she's saur cute, have you seen her hit or miss tok?)

so much for daily streams...

IM AT WORK YOU FUCKING NEKO

>>13366
well, did you daily stream your daily morning then? https://youtube.com/watch?v=MXfWWmpxuCM [Embed] (TIMESTAMP SEVEN SECONDS 00:07)

also dont use the N word as a slur, its very furphobic...

Just thought about it and Jake Gyllenhaal, if you consider the fact that people say his surname is Swedish and that on official documents like passports we write the letter 'å' as 'aa', his surname is "Gyllenhål" which means "Golden Hole"
Jake Golden-Hole

Funkerguy
>got a job
Rekkerguy
>got a job
Cattoguy
>living on the street
where have the necros gone....

>>13370
>got a job
Actually not, but I probably will have to soon enough.
I've been also very low energy for the last 3 days because I'm coming off of like 5 months of everyday caffeine use.
Everything sucks.
>living on the streets
I thought he posted on the 'chen today, but maybe I'm wrong? Anyway he's probably fine, I hope so.

This thread has been closed by order of the Department of Endchan Nekofficiency

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IXdNnw99-Ic [Embed]

So, so you think you can tell
Neko from hell? Thread life from cave's?
Can you tell a Funky from a coal female?
Susu from LL?? Do you think you could tell?

Did they get you to trade your tokfus for coal?
Cute Acids for Brees? Bonis for an Emory?
Your archives for change? Did you exchange
A still-warm spot on the board for a tokfu not of age

How I wish, how I wish you were here
We're just six nekos posting on a slowboard, year after year
Running over the same old ground, what have we found?
Tho I ain't queer, wish you were here




>>13371
>>13372
YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO TYPE!!! I WAS MAKING A PARODY ABOUT YOU GUYS HAVING LEFT!!!!

mandatory post of mine to haunt this board

NEKO THREAD POSTER
WE SHOULD
WITH EACH OTHER

>>13375
WE SHOULD (neko neko nyan)
WITH EACH OTHER

>>13375
>>13376
What did he mean by this?

>I have been thinking about this for some time now and I think that this isnt for me anymore, y'know? I coloured my hair brown yesterday and today I came to the conclusion to sell all my cosplays.
>I will start a new beginning. I hope you understand.
It's so over...

>>13378
I have checked all of Boni's social medias and this message doesn't exist anywhere. Truthseekers Association deem this post FRAUDULENT.

>>13379
Because she wrote it in BRASILIANESE
also, you are going to get ejected from a cannon for breaking the rule. BYE

>>13380
I ejected my cannon into your mom, aunt and sister last night.

>>13381
haha good april fools joke.. haha.... right? its april fools still haha

>>13373
Okay I'll give you +2
>>13378
Beyond over... Hopefully it's funny haha april fools.
>>13381
Okay this one was pretty good, made me laugh, you get +2 too.

>You know I ain't queer
The funniest line in retrospect

>>13384
I agree, it was actually the best line in that parody

I meant in the movie

>>13384
It's not funny. It's a great line that gets into the psyche of the two MEN who FUCKED with their big hard COCKS

>>13387
What did he mean by this?

>>13388
Our top neko minds (Bonald) are currently trying to decipher it. Hang tight.

>>13389
>our top neko minds (Bonald)
Ahhhhh, it's still prima aprilis, I get it.

You are just mad cus you aren't as smart and sexy as he is, buddy.

0

>>13391
I am actually at least 1 IQ point higher than him :D
BOOMED

>>13392
Yet you waste it on useless things like "Pro gramming" and "Gay", two big crucial traits of yours.

>>13393
I have no idea what "Gay" means, unless it's some kind of another one of your funny april fools jokes

>>13394
Basically, in simple terms, put in a way that you can understand, with easy words for you, that means you like MEN.

0

>>13395
So a joke, yea, heard that one before from you, many many times.
Also I've uploaded HEVC by accident lol.

>>13396
>Uploaded HEVC by accident
STOOPID. Gottem!!!

0

DRAIIIIINNNN GANGGGGGGGG

>Two strike is nothing, I three-strike it (Strike it)
Me too bladee. Me too...

*breathes in*
i-i know this might seem a bit too much but... neko(anonymous)... d-do you wana play Valorant(Riot Games) ranked sometimes wif me???

*breathes out*
*runs away blushing like anime girl*

>>13401
>7 hours ago
buster brawn at that time I was asleep like the fricking princess and the pea

First post of the day to say good morning to the nekos, I did some truthseeking this morning to confirm that life is wonderful. Uhhhh, donuts.

Attaching Gemerald

>>13403
Good morning :D
New funky today and I'm starting to actively hate bbno$...

>>13404
>I'm starting to actively hate bbno$
YES. YES. JOIN THE CLUB.

HIS MUSIC IS MID. He's just showing up in cosplayer tiktok audios because he's doing lazy engagement bait cosplays personally. Fuck this guy. Bring back the era of MLP fansongs for tiktok audios /)

brohoof to everyneko

>>13405
>Bring back the era of MLP fansongs for tiktok audios
That would be pretty kino ngl. This and nightcore :D
WERE GOING BACK
Oh look, new Ari.

>>13406
forced dancing

>>13407
Since you liked it so much, lemme attach some more :)

just got back from court. c'est la vie, nekos

>>13409
How was it, did you see Jay Oma?

>>13410
There was no defense attorney, probably because it was such a low profile case (maximum 2 months in prison, he will likely only get community service if he gets charged)

>>13410
forgot to reply and say that it was way more casual than i expected. I thought it would be full of legal jargon and tryhaed arguments but it was basically just normal human talk

>>13411
Isn't it duty of the state to provide some kind of defense attorney if there's a chance the guy lands in prison? I think civil cases might be different but that's really strange.
>>13412
>just normal human talk
And that's even more strange lol. But I guess when the case is a really low profile it would be pretty cool headed and nobody is going to try for technicalities.

>>13413
I think due to how simple it was there was no need for a defense. plus, the judge helps if there are questions or helps clarify the process

>>13414
I think you'd have the right for the attorney though anyway. But maybe the defendant just went for some kind of plea bargain beforehand, that would make sense then, no real need for defense attorney with a small case like that too probly.
I think there's a lot of cases like that especially for like traffic violations that went to court or something on that level, where they go for paying anyway with a signed document beforehand instead of going through the court. Might've been something like that going on here too.

>>13415
>I think you'd have the right for the attorney though anyway
No
>But maybe the defendant just went for some kind of plea bargain beforehand, that would make sense then
Also no, he claimed innocent
>no real need for defense attorney with a small case like that too probly
This

>>13409
Was he innocent or guilty? What did you bet on?

>>13417
Basically doesnt matter if he is "innocent" because the crime just requires negligence. He spent money that he could not reasonably assume was gotten through legitimate means
I think he's gonna get charged for money launderiung but they dont come to a conclusion until the 9th

How Dutch Gouda Cheese Is Made On A 150-Year-Old Family Farm | Big Business

>>13420
This instagram reel is so funny to me, Tenshi's idea of a LoL highlight reel is her killing 3 guys, not 3 guys in a row, just killing 3 guys in a game.

@FrenchLowELOation, is this really how people act in your rank?

>>12366

Nekobros, we have finally breached the barrier

Now time to order dominos to celebrate

>>13421
>just killing 3 guys in a game
3 guys in three different matches, even
those were not from the same game cus you can see what teammates she has from the killfeed that shows up

>>13422
your clock is messed up as fuck its 5 hours off

arteezy on fuTA

test

ok finally the site works

I love my nekobros
I love my BGCbros

>>13428
kissu kissu nequinho

>had the best time ever at BGC yesterday
>gotta wait 3 weeks for the next time
it's owori wa desu, joeverchan, itadekimasu senpais, yo hallo, and good morning to the nekos.

Looking at Jake's film credits, damn this guy has been in a LOT of mid films. Might be worth looking at everything he's been a producer on, that'll really show the stuff he's passionate about
>End of Watch
>Nightcrawler
>Stronger
>Wildlife
>The Guilty

We've already seen the first 2, and they're in the top 3 Jake films we've watched

and all of a sudden I skip two lectures and life feels good again

yesterday at 8.30 am it was -2 C
today at 10 am it was 19 C
hot enough to where I could sit and soak in the sun in my undies for half an hour without even feeling a cold breeze
you wouldnt get this life if you attended classes

>>13430
Good morning :D
Don't worry, you just have to wait 3 weeks, it's not the end of BGC (yet).
>movie list
Never heard of any of them except for Nightcrawler before.
>>13432
>you wouldnt get this life if you attended classes
Yea but you would get EDUCATION and PROSPECTS buddy. Ever thought about that????

Yesterday at 8:30 AM there were 2 gemerald posts
Today at 10am there was 2 boni posts
coal enough to where I close the tab and dont look at neko for a few days
you wouldnt get this thread if you scraped cute fus

Yesterday at 8:30 AM there were 2 nekos
Today at 10am there was 2 nekos
Neko enough to nya nya neko nya nya neko neko
you wouldnt download a good morning nekos

>>13435
I would download a good morning, is it made by a cute fu or at least a neko?

>>13435
I would neko a good morning, is it made by a neko fu or at neko a neko?

>>13437
I nekuld neko a nekood mornekoing, is it nekoed by a neko nekofu or at nekoest a neko?

>>13438
great post, proof that jokes work in 3 acts
>the original
>the lazy repeat
>the soulful remake
thank you
+2
>>13433
GM
cute susu, makes me snoozeu, I just woke up from a nap, its 11am in the UK and I feel like having another. I hate the summer, its warm, its course and it gets everywhere. I AM TIRED. granted I only slept 6 hours so me wanting to nap makes sense.

>>13439
>granted I only slept 6 hours
Why'd you do that?
Also susu made like a half minute tok where there's a bunch of nobodies that I don't know.

>>13440
Because the way I was sleeping was making my neck hurt, I, so I woke up at 5am and couldn't get back to sleep until I'd spent a few hours making my neck unhurt.

I hate getting old, I used to be able to sleep however, now I can't sleep on my front or my back hurts, I can't sleep on my side most of the time, and I can't sleep with my neck too turned on my back.

I am watching gachi videos. An excellent way to spend my day off

>>13441
Well, the good news is as you lose wait you'll probably have less problems like that :)
Though it does suck big time to get your neck stiff from sleep.
>>13442
This guy loves watching BIG GAY MUSCLY OILED MEN.

>>13443
>This guy loves watching BIG GAY MUSCLY OILED MEN.
I do. I quite enjoy myself every time I do it
Aniki and his friends are big life fuel motivators

funny thumbnail, I didnt expect that to be what it showed oops

>>13444
Oh my what a great thumbnail, I'm definitely clicking OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO ITS GAY MEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAA MY EYES HELP ME HELP
>big life fuel motivators
I treat gachi more like internet history tbf. I didn't like it too much when it was starting out, especially since I wasn't especially ingrained in jap culture, but now since it's such an old culture I think it's okay. More respectable than any of the zoomer memes.

>>13446
To me, Gachi is one of the few examples of old-school internet culture where people do something because they find it fun and not to be ironic or whatever. People genuinely found the whole gachi stuff fun and would therefore create their own parodies, covers, MADs and stuff
Plus, it lights the fire in me that makes me want to exercise

>>13447
It's just the general culture shift, it's been much better 10-15 years ago. I remember browsing flash for random shit that anons did, it's been much more creative times on 4chan.
>Plus, it lights the fire in me that makes me want to exercise
I've got that when I watch random youtube working out vids. Though thankfully I'm in the rhythm for a while now and it seems to be going better than worse, no big motivators needed.

I am playing gacha games. An excellent way to spend my gay off.

Got invited to an interview for a degree course I applied to. In a little under 2 weeks, I've got an interview that'll partly help assess my suitability for the course.

Here's hoping it goes well, if it does, that's another three years I can coast by in life at University (and receive £5000 a year, tax-free as an NHS training grant)

>>13450
to become a nurse, right?

Lazy Bastard is an unfun cheevo for autismals, I'm going back to wacktorio, I NEED TO FUCKING MINE AND CRAFT, THE GAME IS CALLED MINECRAFT.
>>13451
Yes :P

>>13449
>I am playing gacha games.
I have dropped Nikke because it was literally worse than staring at the wall doing nothing. Genuine soul sucking experience, never again will I probably try a gacha, at least not where gacha is the main mechanic.
>>13451
>male nurse
Naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, well at least maybe he'll lose his VIRGINITY cause I've heard female nurses are FREAKS.
>>13452
>Lazy Bastard is an unfun cheevo for autismals
This guy HATES automation, maybe in 2 years you'll understand that FACTORYo is about making AUTOMATED FACTORIES not about HANDCRAFTING OKAY?

＞I am recreating gachi memes.
I have dropped being a gachi fag because it was literally worse than starting at a wall doing nothing. Genuine cock sucking experience, never again will I probably try a gachi, at least not where gachi is the main fetish.
>Male nurse
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh, well at least he

ll lose his VIRGINITY because I

ve heard male nurses are FREAKS.
>Lazy slaves is an unfun cheevo for heteroismals.
This guy HATES the dungeon master, maybe in 2 years you`ll understand that PANTS WRESTLING is about making SLAVES GETTING THEIR ASSES BACK HERE not about TAKING IT, BOY！

>>13454
Naurrrrrr, his joke got destroyed by the

code formatting

it's over…
Ohhh, I think I saw this one before maybe? Well there might be multiple persona gachis.

Applied to a student accom and I am hoping Ill get it
The deciding factor in applying for specifically this one is remembering the fact that it has a gym like 500 meters away from the door and that said gym is fresh as fuck. I have blogposted a little about it before but remembernekos might recall me talking about it being ontop of a tennis court where all the tennis women practice during summer (free test boost)

>>13456
>bases his accommodation choices around being as close as possible to SWEATY MEN
not being the accusations

>>13453
You know me, even if there was a legit, 7/10 nurse qt coming onto me I'd spaghetti, turn her down because I'm 'waiting for a serious relationship' and then come home and blogpost for hours about himmler smiled when he saw me last week and I'm in love.

>>13457
>not being the accusations
I am abso-LUTELY being the allegations, I fear

update on the interview i mentioned last week:
i got dah jerb

>>13459
job interview?
no such mention in this thread or the last

>>13459
but im happy for you neko-kun
you will buy your fu a cos from her throne page, right?

>>13459
welcome to the world of blogposting about hating your job, it's pretty repetitive but always fun

>>13461
>spoiler
If you instead invest your money into the S&P500, you'll be able to buy him TWO cosplays in approximately 9.38 years.

apparently the minecraft movie is mid as fuck and they don't even have herobrine

>>13464
I have expert insider information that said that the experience of watching the movie was "incrível" so idk who to trust on this. My secret source of information has previously said similar things about movies such as Five Nights at Freddy's which turned out to be a 10/10 ♂ MASTER ♂ PIECE ♂

>>13465
the FNAF movie was MID. AS. FUCK. the only redeemable aspect was the robots were kinda thick with the gyatts tho

>>13466
FUKCV YOU apoligise now im crying

>>13467
dont care
didnt ask
your fu is mid

>>13468
april fools ended TWO days ago, Stinkmeaner

>>13469
I wasted my april fools joke on the thread rules and nobody laughed...

>>13470
I don't take rules lightly. They are set there to be followed. There will be NO Gyllenkino this saturday. Other kino there will be

There will be NO Rocky movies. I think Stallone talks strangely

2018 tiktoks without a shadow of a doubt had better audios. I miss musicals, I miss brony music, I miss alt music.

Now it's just top 40 slop and bbno$
>>13471
>Spoiler
He's finally doing it, the Rocky franchise Movie Marathon...

HOW DID HE KNOW WHAT I WAS GONNA TYPE???

IN THREAD HOW.

>>13472
Uhhhhh, its not about good you can post, its about how good you can post, and keep scraping toks, thats how winning is done.

>>13473
Tbh, I kinda disagree but thats only because the western tiktok audio trends dont reach Brazil so I dont have to feel the pain of the shit music thats only picked because its trending. The only music used in toks are the kinobangers that are parody worthy
I NEED TO FIND A NEW SONG TO MAKE A PARODY TO

>>13476
Saurrr true, I opened a random Brazilian tok from the best LATAMfu and it's got bladee on the mic, just like kay.
>I need to find a new song to make a parody to
I have a parody I'm working on right now :)

If it goes well, it WILL win parody of the year.

tbh her Shinobu was so cute
She should cosplay the adult Death-prepared, Death-inevitable, Death-certain Vampire Kiss-shot Acerola-orion Heart-under-blade

>>13477
>a parody I'm working on
wdym working on????? the best parodies are forged in 30 minutes of intense passion that peters during the last 10 minutes because you are basically done but are struggling with one or two single lines

>>13479
This parody is very lyrically complex. Spoiler warning: It's more than 1 word.

I realize what I need in life.
1. A girlfriend
2. A good parody song
3. Number 2 but that I can edit the album cover into being tokfu related as well
4. An AzBxT2 BeyBlade

>>13481
We were talking about beyblade at BGC last sunday. I said I barely remember the show but I thought the pink haired catgirl was cute, someone called me weird for remembering literally only her from the show. Whatever. This zoomers drank so much fluoride as kids they never had childhood crushes on cartoon girls.

Almost all my childhood cartoon crushes were redheads, is it any surprise I turned out this way?

Anyway, merry christmas to the nekos :) HAHAHA APRIL FOOLS GOTTEM AGAIN xD

Himmler keeps teasing me about my age. I'm not crazy, right, he wouldn't be doing this if he didn't cat least consider meow a friend? A neko furhaps? He talks to me, AND makes jokes about me being old. It's true love.

why are you typing out the post number by hand, that shit is automated. it's a board about automation, not manually crafting your posts. thats why we've got #claude

>>13482
forced joke also I never understood what people find so special about redheads. I mean, I like Marian and she is a cute vixen but that's the only redhead I find cute. I literally feel no different to redheads than I do to blondes or brunettes. Just a hair colour, innit
>>13484
because the post wasnt MADE yet, DUMPASS

HE REPLIED TO HIMSELF EVERYNEKO LAUGH

I pressed "New Reply" way before you but once you press it you cannot change it so I was helpless, I fear

>>13484
I just like redheads. Some guys like boobs, some guys like ass, me? I like cute redheads and guys who are actually just girls calling themselves guys.

>>13487
Tits or ass; I can understand. Feet? Not my thing but I can see the appeal to some extent.
Redheads? I don't see what might get someone attracted to that. It's just hair. The woman underneath looks the exact same but with a different hair colour

>>13477
oh I get it, cus she's dressed as Shadow

>>13488
Firstly, take out the 3 from your post number and you've got the perfect number :)

Secondly, I guess a lot of it is also tied up in my first girlfriend, who was a ginger. I dunno, I can't explain it but there's something about redheads. The way the sunlight catches their hair, blonde hair doesn't reflect it in a special way like red hair does, and obviously black and brown don't do anything special.

Redheads also usually have freckles and freckles are cute, and they usually have snaggle tooths that you can see when she smiles and she's got such a nice singing voice and

I've got a snaggle tooth but honestly, I don't like people with messed up teeth. People with domino pieces for teeth look kinda dumb if they have naturally open smiles where you can see everything
>Reality Check
Wrong. Disagree. Ive seen lots of cute girls with ugly individual traits

>>13491
Reality check: ANY physical imperfection immediately becomes an endearing trait when it's on a cute girl.
>Wrong
Wrong. your post has been DEBUUUUUNKED. But, you're right in some cases, there's cute girls I've seen where like one thing ruins their face.

Look, I just need a spouse, and to finish this parody.

I'M WRITING MY PARODY SO I TABBED OUT

How the fuck are you still typing? I left the tab for 3 minutes and you have gotten 3 words deeper than I left you
Anyways I dont know where my tastes come from. My first crush was a soft-faced blonde but I like sharply faced brunettes. Real foxy girls. Maybe it was the fact that I looked at a lot of Sasha Grey when I was younger. I think she played a larger role in the trajectory of my life than I realize

>tabs out in the middle of a post
look at this dumpass

>>13493
It's a really complicated song, I'm having to check syllables every line...
>>13493
>Sasha Grey
the youtuber? weirdChamp

Just realized the girl I like looking at in my class looks a little like Sasha Grey

>>13494
Finished a Verse, whilst your parody output isnt much higher than someone in a Hearse 💀💀💀

>>13497
neither verse nor hearse are proper nouns, ESLneko...

holy look at this nora fawner to distract you from the grammar fail

>>13499
her first (I think) Quiet tok was probably the best tok she ever put out
Second goes to her toks in armour

>>13500
I'm no Nora scholar so I don't have those toks, I've got like 3 or 4 things saved in the random folder

>>13501
You're no scholar and your fu sells pics for a dollar! BOOM.

>>13502
erm... it's a little more than a dollar. BOOMED BACK AT YOU.

Okay, I've done the parody, the song is unfinished BUT there's a good reason for why I'm posting it as is.

>>13503
>the song is unfinished BUT there's a good reason for why I'm posting it as is.
<doesn't post said reason
me when I dont have a reason

>>13503
>I'm posting it as is.
<doesn't post it
me when I don't post stuff AAAAAAAAAH POST IT IM REFRESHING THE TAB IN ANTICIPATION!!!!!!

I POST THIS
I POST THIS

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fJuapp9SORA [Embed]

Real Mothafuckin Cats...
Real Mothafuckin Cats...
Real Mothafuckin Cats...
Real Mothafuckin Cats...




Hey Yo Caver
Here's Another Proper Post
And It's Gem Watch The Hammer
Time To Eat The Banner
And Let That Real Tok Provoke
See You's A Wanna Be Neko And
You'll Get Trolled And I Hope That
Your Board Understand When
You Talk About Invading Us
The Same Attempts That You
Makin Is Laughing Me
Mothafuck Kay!
Mothafuck Snoo!
Mothafuck Turd-Ee!
Yo, And Here Comes My Quints
Cuz I'm The A-C-I-D-P and
This Is The Season
To Let The Real Mothafuckin Cats In
You Like a PDF You Found A Kid
And Now You Post Her
Dont Say Its Normal When You
Old Enough To Be Her Dad Sir
Talkin About Who You Archiving
With And Who You Scroop
You're Thirty Nine And
Fat Enough To Break The Noose




Damn AP, They Tried To
Dogpile You On Chen
But The Cavers Only Met AP's Ban Wave
All Of A Sudden Sturdymin Is Good Min
But Way Back On Two Chen Dot Moe
He Was A She Min
So Caver Please, Caver Please
Don't Post At These


Mothafuckin Real Cats!

>>13460
i actually think i meant to post it but then endchan ate my post so i gave up (many such cases)

>>13509
its over

I wish i could just go to sleep without brushing my teeth. would be so nice to just crawl into bed now at peak tiredness but i gotta delay that by at least 6 minutes

It's almost midday and I'm making the first post? I thought I was a sleepy.neko...

>>13511
Sorry I was a busy neko (mostly busy with my inability to act, but also busy for the last 2 hours with my ability to act)
Good morning though :D
There's a lot of posts, I could respond to all of them, but I'll choose the lazy way out and I've read them but it's too much work to respond.
Also uhhhh, new funky?

FUCK YOU MEAN CONNECTION FAILED

Oh yea, I totally forgot, remember that time I've posted about susu making a post with a bunch of nobodies? Well it turns out it was some "new" feature because it wasn't a tok on her own account, or tikwm bugged out.
Either way, funny story, so basically I check every time if I'm downloading the correct fu by their ID, and that tok had a different author and perchance it just managed to download 360 toks by some brapzilian to my susu folder (since I grabbed the ID off of the latest tok).
Now I have a complete and total mess there and I'll have to fix it manually or write another script to fix it :D

acid upload a new tok today im dying over here

where were you when world first neko collab was made
i was sitting in bed when phone ring
"collab is drop"
"no"

>>13516
The frustrating part is Bonald completely mogged me, his parody is better, his formatting his better, his picture his better, his fu is better, he's taller, more handsome, the ladies love him and you know if he played factorio he'd beat it in under 20 hours first try no guide no reddit builds no backed up belts.

Attaching an Acid to prove my identity

>>13517
>Attaching an Acid to prove my identity
>does not in fact attach an Acid
What did he mean by this?

>>13518
Our top truthseekers looked into the post and determined it is FRAUDULENT. This is a FAKE POST, made by BONALD.

>>13517
imagine if someone did the last 1-2 verses
that would be first and ultimate neko collab cypher bwoah good focus

S&Pnekos? I cant afford food anymore...

>>13521
That's what you get for 'investing' in fake things. the only shit you should buy is SILVER and GOLD.

>>13522
I'll leave the silver and gold to you, I am getting platinum 😎

shaved for the first time in a while and now i look too young and my face too narrow
i had gotten used to how it looked before. its over

>>13524
Just unshave then 😎

>To become a diplomat you need to have very good skills in at least one of these languages - arabic, french, chinese, russian, spanish or german
if only brapzilian was on that list... being a diplomat sounds cool as nuts

>>13526
Maybe you should've learned Spanish instead, you could've been a diplomat by now, traveling to foreign countries in south america…

>>13527
Learning spanish will probably be the easiest one out of the bunch if I ever want to go down that route, given that I already know some portuguese and that learning spanish will probably be easier with that knowledge than learning german will be with my knowledge of swedish

I got a cs drop worth 13 euro yesterday
what games do I buy with my new riches?

I think I'm losing it, anyway, I'll go do some pro gramming, sorry nekos

>>13530
losing what? your virginity? glad for you but why does that make you want to program some more

>>13531
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ew-8WFkY8ec [Embed]
no
because it's a good idea to gain back focus

>>13532
what are we programming today? :3

>>13533
I'm gonna fix that folder fuckup and then I'll probably try to plink at the rotator.exe

>>13534
I didnt quite get what you meant with >>13514 , did your script download toks from someone else because it had somehow assumed that susu uploaded them?

just realized that if i close my eyes, tenshi sounds like a teenaged boy in an anime

>>13535
It's a little complicated but yea, basically yes, it assumed that she changed name because that happens sometimes and I've got a contingency that checks for that.

>>13537
so you got 300 toks of some brazilian rando in your susu folder?

>>13538
Well, less now since I deleted all the toks before like the oldest susu tok but basically yes.
Thankfully every time I do that thing (triggered on name change) I save the list of all the toks that I've downloaded so far so I don't have to go one by one through them and check visually if it's susu or not.

>>13536
Wish she looked like a teenaged boy in anime

So far we're 1 restart of my PC in and 0 lines of code (that actually matter) written.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>play a league game
>one guy who is obviously chat muted from being chat banned adds me after the game. orange is me
>"hello dog"
<hi wassup
>aatrox (enemy i faced) killed your mom. how does it feel btw?
<no she is home right now
>(1 minute gap) alive or?
<yeah of course
<(2 minutes no response) ok bye
league players are genuinely strange creatures. thank god I am not a league addict anymore

>>13541
>2 hours and no code written
iktf bro. you now remember the plan to play the resident evil games

>>13543
YOU STILL HAVENT PLAYED THEM???? XD
This guy is a freaking PROCRASTINATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE.
I did at least clean up that mess with the folder though

>>13544
I havent opened it since the last stream. now imagine the fact that I had planned to play through ALL of them
BUT. I am going to scroll through more of my nihongou grammar guide because thats kinda fun, unlike playing stoopid vidya

>>13545
Maybe 2026? This year doesn't seem to good for you so maybe next :D
>scroll through grammar
Good luck, I'm gonna start to code properly any second now.
I really hate it when I know what I have to do I just don't want to do it.

>>13546
I'll beat those games the year I get medicated (never)
But I told myself I have to at least beat the games up til and including RE4 before I get to buy that damned jacket and my friend's fiance really loves that game series so I'm half playing them to have something to talk with him about as well
>I really hate it when I know what I have to do I just don't want to do it.
I just don't do it haha :3 even when I actually want to do it but I just don't find it interesting in that specific point in time :3

Gold has had a 14.59% rise in YTD.

S&P 500 has had a 13.54% decline in YTD.

turns out I am friends with a guy who is friends with a guy who is together with a girl who has 2 million on tiktok and I think has been posted on chen at least once before
girl has an onlyfans NAURRRR

>>13549
>girl has an onlyfans
And I'm triple platinum plus subscribed to it :)

>>13550
youre not. lying lucas as usual

I never switched to using hotkeys to level up my abilities in Dota. What are the odds you ever need to level something up instantly? The game isnt a brawler, its a strategy game.

>>13553
It's a sign of experience, there's practically 0 reason to not know what you're gonna level next and to do it instantly with ctrl+shortctut. The only things that I wouldn't level instantly are talents.
The odds are pretty low though not non-existent. I have been in situations where I have leveled abilities between casts and it changed things.
Also good morning :D

>>13553
you also never got to a rank above Crusader
like funkerton says, it's not about the "what if"s but just showing that you are optimizing wherever you can. that mindset carries forward in other aspects of the game
plus, moving your cursor away from the center of the screen is just a dumb move

>>13555
Naurrrr he forgot to attach on the trips.
But yea, I've been using the shortcuts just because they're more convenient than moving the mouse tbf. Maybe not at first but they just are.

The good news today is that I have written non-0 amount of code so far. It's not working yet but I am uhhhh probably closer than further away from this particular part working.

>>13557
I scrolled a bit through the grammar guide but not past any point I hadnt already done

>spoilers
I haven't seen funkys tok but I like this boni tok, she looks happy and the dance choreography is cute.
I checked the kpop song to see if their dancing was even remotely as interesting but no, I did not care.
it reminds me of this tok. happy dancing :3

>connection failed
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

>>13558
>boni and funky both put out skin showing toks
I do not like that trend.
>spoiler
It's over...
Well like 80+% of my code so far is AI generated pretty much so I can't say much. Anyway I think it's going to get better since I just cannot remember much about C/C++ but I'm actually reading the code instead of copypasting it.

I am the happy dancing boni merchant and this is what I have on display

>>13562
I think this dancing is rotten right to the core

SU-SU-SU-SUPERNOVA!!!

>>13563
Wrong.
You-you-you-you-you
Like it's magnetic

Danceposting will continue until morale increases

>>13566
I'm trying to fix my shit buddy, right now I've just seen an integer overflow in the wild (rare)

just spent an hour listening to musics from and learning about the chicago gang war rap music scene
wholly uninteresting but I dunnit

>>13570
Damn, I guess you can finally rizz up that black momma from the chicago slums.

>>13571
>black momma from the chicago slums
Michelle Obama actually grew up on one of the worst blocks in Chicago before getting a law degree and meeting Barack when he applied to a summer job where she worked where she would end up being his supervisor

>>13555
Loving. Every. Laugh.

Playing the VIDEO GAME for FUN made this baldneko so angry he forgot to attach for trips.

And anyway, here's a little fact check or ya: I hit Archon (briefly) years ago.
>>13572
Ah... so that's why you're studying for a law degree, hoping to meet the Barack to your Obama.

>>13573
>Playing the VIDEO GAME for FUN
you`re playing it WRONG. フッカユーーー

ッ-funny smiley

ッ-funky smiley

>UPDATE: 2025-04-02 1:39PM PDT - We have lost the endchan.gg domain
that explains why that site died a few days ago but also how tf do you -lose- a domain?
>>13575
>>13576
wait until you find out about　シ

NEKO MOVIE IN 3 HOURS WE WILL BE WATCHING
African Kung-Fu Nazis (2020)

>>13577
It's a war, a war in the dark web, fought across different battlegrounds, some of them being player unknown's.

Endchan is losing the war, but we won't give up. Do your part, volunteer today, otherwise Putler will take .net, .org, magarathea AND Ukraine.

Just bought some multivitamins, will report back in a week if I feel like a god

>>13578
PSA:
This was not a joke.
starts in 40 min

ngl girls hiccoughing sounds kinda cute

sound* im esl sorry

>free(): invalid pointer
>Aborted (core dumped)
I don't think this is good.

>>13584
>>Aborted (core dumped)
when western woman programming be like: XDDDDDDDD

>>13585
thats not something to joke about, I had a friend who died because he was aborted

>>13586
i've been that girl

stop looking at this screen, watch the movie>>13587

>>13588
been that girl

>>13589
Good morning "been that girl" neko :D
Uhhh I don't have anything else to say today tbh, I think I'll go do my gramming.

>>13590
I spent like 60 minutes on my kanji yesterday so I slept hella late so it is NOT a good morning. (owari da)

>>13591
>it is NOT a good morning
Well then FUCK YOU buddy 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Maybe next time you will respond properly to my greeting.

''Yes I'm drinking Wiskey
Baby I am gone tonight
NBC is not the only thing I'm coming on tonight
Ugh, Gross
Why the fuck I say these things''

HOW DO I USE ITALICS
IN THREAD HOW

>>13592
>Maybe next time you will respond properly to my greeting
You want me to say it back? Buy me DINNER first!!!!!!!!!!!

One of my dogs (the fat one) is limping with one of his front legs
owari da. my parent's reluctance to stop overfeeding the bloke has manifested physically

>>13598
I love fat doggies its a fucking problem

>>13599
furneko...

>>13600
posting furrykino to prove my identity

wow... this is interesting... what if we added AI?

>>13603
in bonbi's latest tok she is FAT
gottem boom
>she's claiming she is a lesbian
after she has been talking about having some dude that can fuck her for her onlyfans for like a year? idk kev

>>13604
dont call me kev

>>13605
what?

>>13606
you said idk kev, i dont like being called kev, alright pal??

>>13607
im not calling you kev
google "idk kev"

>>13608
xD forsen i love him so much

>>13609
you're having one of your forced moments. perhaps go sit down for a second to recompose yourself or uuuuuh youre not you when youre hungry (snickers commercial)

>>13610
you're mean to me but we're friends so I forgive you

>>13611
I was improperly socialized when I was younger, im sorry

>>13612
thats okay, we all were, thats how we ended up here

>>13613
also its a starcraft thing though I heard it first from forsen in like 2014 and have been saying it since

>>13614
I never got into starcraft because I was too busy fucking bitches back in the late 2000s

>>13615
lying Logan

Legendary Lewis

its not even 5pm and im sleepy.neko

>tenshi spends 20 minutes streaming
>unable to get a game because people keep dodging
>she finally gets a game
>forced to autofill for support
loving every laugh

Support is fun in Dota but what do you even do in league? You can't stack, you can't pull, you can't pull and stack, you can't even stack and pull

>>13619
I think it's just League's idea of how a pos5 should play, except making it boring like every other pos. Funny how bad they butchered supports though, I don't think any other position got it so bad from the transfer from allstars.

>>13620
Why do you play league if they have an entire position where you just... do nothing

>>13621
>>13620
support is genuinely the 2nd (or arguably tied 1st place) most impactful role in league of legends
Idk what you guys are talking about, especially given that none of you have played the game

>>13622
I played dota for years, I know all about league because I played the better version for big tall muscular cool men

OKAY BODDY

>>13623
ok buddy how much does zz'rot portal cost to buy?

>>13625
dont know

>>13622
>especially given that none of you have played the game
I have literally played league for 5 years before switching to dota. I guess the meta can be completely different now but back then supports were relegated to being glorified wards at best in comparison to dota.
Even back then when all people that played dota were shitters and nobody knew how to play supports were doing so much more there just because of the amount of possible plays.

Fine, I'm reinstalling WoW Classic. All these posts about Dota and League have convinced me to join a Classic WoW Hardcore server.

>>13628
Enjoy your DDOS attacks :D

>>13629
n ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>13628
go live go live go live

>>13627
im guessing you quit league before 2019 because thats when Ardent Censer became meta and riot realized that the game is way more enjoyable to watch in pro play if they give supports more power
since then its been incredibly downhill for everyone but support players since they are the single role that decides if every other lane wins

>>13631
I'm installing the game, if the installation succeeds by the end of the night I will go live go live go live. Or maybe tomorrow before work.

I'm actually reinstalling Dota 2, I'll think about WoW Classic. Last time I played I grinded for a week straight, burnt out and quit.

>>13632
I have not played since like 2015 pretty much and barely kept up with meta for a couple more years at best.

yeah back in 2015 you were just another tank that couldnt tank damage at all
go ward, stun a bit and then die. theres a reason why people always said "im 0/10 but im support so its ok that i die"
now supports are frequently like 35% of the top 20 highest ranked players
in EUW right now it doesnt seem like support is doing too well, 16% or less than their fair share
but still incredibly strong

>>13635
>"im 0/10 but im support so its ok that i die"
yet when I stream battlebit and use this as a cope y'all laugh at me

>>13636
That's because you're supposed to show us pro gameplay going 10/0 and finishing the lazy bastard chievo in factorio

>>13637
>spoiler
I won't do this until Gold goes over $3500 an ounce.

>>13638
because you cant? dang.... didnt know we had noob gamers on neko...
i might have to leave and go back to tana...

>>13639
>>13639
That board is somehow deadder than chen, lmao!

What's the link to Tana again? I forgor

>>13638
Buddy, with this trajectory you've got like 4 months at best, unless there's another set of tariffs that Trump hasn't yet discovered.

I'm gonna go on tana, LIVE REACTION: DAYUUUUUUUUM 8d and 3d, that's something.
Guess the whole idea of a chan for inkies that love anime was not so original.
@livepost tanachan.org

>>13642
the 3dpd board is dead, literally not a single post, I could get the very first post for bonbi m. bonkers and her honkers.

>>13643
XDDDDDD
I think there was a thread there but he deleted it? No idea what's that about.
I have deleted posts shown so he had to like purge it from the database or something.

It's interesting that he went through the process of making an imageboard but apparently lacked a community to actually use it. Did he really think the world needed ANOTHER board to discuss anime and japanese culture?

Maybe he just wanted to make an imageboard, can't fault him for that, he seemed like a nice neko and he posted Susu.

I wish I'd never uninstalled dota, 28 minutes later I'm on 20%.

business idea: ask the tana guy to make a new board to post tiktok girls on

>>13647
>Please pay for gigabytes of storage so you can host a board for ungrateful, spiteful incels who will hate you and call you trans for trying to add new features to imageboard code from 2001
Yeah, I'm sure he'll be jumping at the chip to take that offer. Nekomin would approve.

LMAO transmin roleplay in the threaddy>>13648

that was the best line

That reminds me of my favourite line from the parody (the part I wrote)
All Of A Sudden Sturdymin Is Good Min
But Way Back On Two Chen Dot Moe
He Was A She Min

I need to finish my next parody post

>>13652
15 minutes have passed, where is the parody lil guppertontastic?

>>13653
SHUT UP I CANT FOCUS WITH YOUR YAPPING

>>13654
you have lied a counted 18 times this t hread so far that has been caught by the threadpolice. therefore it can be statistically concluded that you have no parody and you have no womb.

>he's made 3 posts in succession, one of which is impersonating me

''test
test
test
test

>>13655
TROLLED AGAIN by me (the Funkyposter)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=t-yCg-0-baE [Embed]

‘’My posts be like’’


‘’Ooh-aah (Yeah)’’
‘’Ooh-ooh, my life be like (Yeah)’’
‘’Ooh-aah, ooh-aah (Yeah)’’
‘’Ooh-ooh’’
‘’Ooh-aah (Yeah)’’
‘’Ooh-ooh, my life be like (Yeah)’’
‘’Ooh-aah, ooh-aah (Yeah)’’
‘’Ooh-ooh, my life be like’’




‘’It's threads like these that make me rage’’
‘’Min, if you read this please ban his range’’
‘’Posting coal toks for when I wake’’
‘’Rely on megu and the toks you scraped’’
‘’Attaching a Reki clip (Ra-Reki clip, Ra-Reki clip)’’
‘’Sometimes I troll, I quip’’
‘’My heartfelt desire: get more (You)s’’
‘’Don't ask truthseekers about the things I do’’




‘’I'm on a nekoboard by lonesome stranded (Yeah)’’
‘’Bus here and the plane landed’’
‘’Thinking about checking the bus suspension’’
‘’Humming piercing on your lip it's perfect to find you’’’
‘’Finding gemeralds and old edits in the mines of megu’’
‘’Maeve Blueberry, Acid Room and Cosplays by Susu’’
‘’Scraping it's high octane, archive folders mess-u’’
‘’Blogposting on chen cause job's a hassle’’
‘’Hounded daily by my bossman cause hes an boomer asshole’’
‘’Stay afloat, see a new tok, life is wonderful indeed’’
‘’Teary-eyed, its true, life is like a tiktok feed’’
‘’Collecting coins and I'm trying hard to sneed the seed’’
‘’Please plus two me, my parodies have me losing my sleep’’




‘’It's threads like these that make me rage’’
‘’Min, if you read this please ban his range’’
‘’Posting coal toks for when I wake’’
‘’Rely on megu and the toks you scraped’’
‘’Attaching a Reki clip (Ra-Reki clip, Ra-Reki clip)’’
‘’Sometimes I troll, I quip’’
‘’My heartfelt desire: get more (You)s’’
‘’Don't ask truthseekers about the things I do’’

>>13658
the lyrics are nice but I am skill-issued by not being able to read fast enough to keep up

>>13658
>says "My posts be like" as the first line
>does not change "my life be like" to "my posts be like"
I AM FREAKING SEETHING HERE (mostly because I think it's a good parody and this is the only thing that made me mad)
+2

>>13661
I noticed this, but I'm already onto my next parody, this one is a hitpiece against Bonald

>>13662
11 minutes have passed and yet no hitpiece. Peculiar...

Where did you get this picture of me? If you do not remove it within 2 hours I will be taking legal action.

>>13664
+2 he's dunnit

>>13666
This is deeply funny to me. Elon desperately wants to be seen as le king of reddit and a true gamer, but he's less popular than a Swedish autist that lives in a tax haven.

so why's everybody always picking on me?

>>13670
You've not made a good post since 2023.

>>13670
Cause you're victim weight and 5'3.

>>13670
That's still parody of the year, it'll be hard to beat. So many good lines.

>>13673
name three please

>>13674
These 4 lines in a row are gold

And my 8ball never lies but it always verifies
I got more (You)s and eric stories than your average neko guy
You compare me to a BPD but I don't understand
Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the turdystan man

Phoebe fucking 4 is great, your tokfu looks like she is sleepy is great
>The streamer on factorio's factory doesnt work

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_p1yaNC1mNg [Embed]

This song goes so hard, love from Taiwan.
I will be streaming a quick game of Dota 2 tonight in less than 5 minutes

I went back and checked the parody. It was mid. I miscounted the syllables at one point and I cant read fast enough to keep up with the lyrics
owari da I will have to improve
>>13675
I liked
I know I'm known as The Bonald, yet you all call me tard
It makes me done in sixty seconds and bullying me just makes me hard cus phoebe instantly stopped bullying me after that post

>>13676
>in less than 5 minutes
yep, thats how long the stream lasted xD

>watch tenshi play league
>she builds the dumbest shittiest items imaginable because some random 3rd party program she downloaded tells her to do it
she's basically playing ogre magi mid but first iteming aether lens or the cyclone scepter

>doesnt know what her champ's abilities do after probably 30 hours of playing with them
>"i have dyslexia"
I hate women so much

>>13679
>ogre magi mid but first iteming aether lens or the cyclone scepter
Everything you have just said is beyond based absolute Chad territory.

>>13681
and incredibly fucking stupid
apparently her build is recommended to her because its the top winrate build in high elo but its so bad for her because she cant abuse the reasons why the items would be good, much like euls scepter or aether setting up for your team
she should just be giga-solo egoist maxxing with a midas and farm ancients or something

aether lens was probably a good example too cus its the 3rd most bought item and really high winrate but if some shitter buys that they wont know what to do with it and be worse off than if they bought XYZ other item

>>13683
Tbf aether is probably a bad example, since it's very rare for a caster to not want to buy it and very rarely does it make your build worse.
Something like lotus though? That would be a better comparison.

yeah but aether lens first item when youre midlaning as ogre? there are probably plenty of other items that, for a guardian player, would suit them much better
>>13684
lotus might be better but its not quite as popular so it doesnt fit the same scenario in the same way

>>13685
>yeah but aether lens first item when youre midlaning as ogre?
Probably, but I don't think it's really the crux of your argument.
>lotus
Blink then for example, you can buy it as mid, you can literally waste the whole potential by just farming faster or vacuuming farm instead of creating action with an early blink setup for kills on the enemy.

>>13686
yeah blink might fit better
I just picked aether and euls cus they were items i found when i searched for support items

>goes from 0/1/4 to 10/2/12
>less damage than the full tank support
>as a midlaner
yeah that makes sense for tenshi

What the fuck is that guy talking about? There's a separate mmr system??? Why would that even happen?????
>>13688
I load up the stream just because you were talking about it and I hear the STUPIDEST most RETARDED shit coming out of this guys mouth.
If it's any different than dota system (literally mmr = rank, mmr gain/loss (LP in lol) depends on separate volatility score) I would be very confused.

>>13679
>>13680
Dont care. Didnt ask. Im still trying to be rebound number 8

>>13689
its exactly like that in literally every game you play
dota has that
valorant has that
super auto pets probably has that

>>13691
>dota has that
i assume that it has that* because every other game has that
i havent played dota ranked but I assume that if someone has a 90% wr after 30 games and theyre, let's say, mid archon, they will be playing with players that are higher rank than them to balance the game out and not just keep putting them with low elo shitters that they will stomp all over for another 50 games

>>13691
No? Do you even know what mmr stands for?
It's a very simple system, barring the addition of variance because of newcomer volatility.
There's no dual ranking system that makes no sense.

>>13693
then thats the only game I have been made aware of that doesnt have a secondary mmr system that regulates the actual matchmaking underneath the on-screen visible ranks
very strange that someone who is clearly punching above their pay grade would be forced to play with the shitters just because their rank isnt climbing fast enough to get them to a rank they actually should be at

chess actually has that system too on second thought but its only those two

>>13694
What you're referring to is volatility correction. It does not create a secondary mmr for you, at best you get matched with significantly higher mmrs that goes against fair play but your mmr is still tracked the same way as always.
If you win the high volatility games that are hedged against you, your volatility increases and the amount you gain is much bigger than the usual one you would have for a fair game.