FIRST FOR FUNKY IN THE DONUT THREAD :D

First for Crimmy

FIRST FOR ACID AND HER BF

>>12654
He moggs me I'm afraid.

>>12657
MY 'fu's Miku MOGGS your 'FU's MIDku

post above is gay GOTTEM

>>12658
Wrong.

>>12653
That's no crimmy I know. The crimmy I (barely) remember had braces and the face of... Well let's say she was below mid tbqh.
>>12655
He moggs no neko.

I am posting

downed 4 hot dogs
time for my midnight tea before bed

>>12626
EU CS is just different... copium?
at least you're the slap shot king

>>12665
>>12665
>EU CS is just different... copium?
I am just bad pensive emoji

Classic tok

I'm a dumpass who forgot to install the game I said I'd stream. Maybe tomorrow won't bring me sorrow.

>>12664
It's a good remix :D
>>12667
Gabsshin has classic toks but I don't think this is one of them.
>>12668
Buddy, deus ex is 600 megs, no excuses.

Good morning to the Heckos®™
NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NII HAO NYAN

>nobody liked the new Arie tok
🖕😎🖕
I liked it and Arie is CUTE.

Pronekotip: If you've gone somewhere like the bank to cancel your official dingsbums and the wagie is negging you on how they can offer you better rates, just say you're emigrating and that'll halt their squeaking.
>>12670
I'll be posting that tok on the 'chen tonight with the caption ,,cat of the day'' and it's going to do numbers.

>>12671
>I'll be posting that tok on the 'chen tonight with the caption ,,cat of the day'' and it's going to do numbers.
FUCK YOU 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 At least choose a thematic one like this or the first one...
>25 yo
Naurrrrrrrrrrrr, he's posting EXPIRED HAGS. It's over for this guy.

ruined my morning waking up this early just to watch a stream that never comes
now i had to snooze until 1 pm instead of just waking up at like 11 like i had planned

skipped class today
im not paying 25 euro just to go to class and back. up the RA

wtf is this true?

live in a minute, sorry for the delay

>>12675
Yes.
No.
I don't know.
Ask again later.
Your fortune: you will die in your sleep tonight if you don't respond with a tok of your fu

>I have basically been doing nothing since December
>bossman tells me he wants to talk
>tells me he inspects our areas daily and RECENTLY mine has been falling below standard

Looks like I need to get to work

>>12679
>he will have to actually work
It's over... No work, getting paid for play slay the spire... The dream gone... All because of THAT guy.

>>12680
I thought this was chudstinky, imagine my disappointment.

>>12681
Lemme fix that for you my man, here's a cute Kay just for you (we love Kay)

>>12672
Done
>>12677
Let me rest big man

Now is the perfect time to invest in $TRUMP coin right? It literally can only get better. I will outperform S&P500neko

What a rollercoaster, so my distro decided that I don't really need those pesky nvidia drivers. Well it turns out they were quite important, as in important enough that without them it stopped recognizing my gpu.
I couldn't even log into a session because no gpu = no windows = it logs me out instantly, thankfully I could log in through terminal and download the drivers.

>>12685
lol nerd
maybe you should stop fixing it and just buy a new pc prebuilt with windows cus they come with all the drivers installed already so ur problems would all be fixed

I guess I don't know how spoilers work, I've clicked spoiler ticker on image and the post but not on the video and it still spoiled all.
>>12686
I never thought about it but I guess you would get drivers preinstalled on a prebuilt. My first PC was kinda scuffed from a local guy that had a PC repair shop that probably ripped me off and I've had to still install all the drivers by myself.
Fun times.
Also this installation is designed to "go fast and break things", I've still got a fully functional windows on a dual boot and a bootcd in case I need it.

>>12685
Actual factual genius neko, casually talks about things us dumpasses wouldn't understand.

If my PC stops working I just cry, throw it in the trash and buy another alienware gaming laptop.

Good morning to the nekos!!!

>>12690
>casually talks about things us dumpasses wouldn't understand.
More of a mix of experience and quick look up of errors that it spat out.
Also no way you don't know what drivers are 😅
Also good morning :3

Oh yea I almost totally forgot, I've got a dream about a tokfu and out of all the tokfus it could be it was Kay lmao, as in canthinky, she was sitting somewhere in public with some friend, being a nuisance and I was walking past and I've decided to walk past her again and do some boomer impression of "what are you doing here kids, this is unsightly, you should be ashamed of yourselves" or something. Strange dream to say the least.

>>12687
>>12688
neko left his lappytoppy running over night so he could wake up to a solved map so he could walk his PB in naurrrr lil gup has to crowdsource his achievements naurrrrr

>>12692
I bet he already boomed your score :D

>>12693
I think he mightve already done that last night after playing for 10 hours straight

Preface: I think these people are a great help to society due to their selfless contributions to helping people and giving recommendations that assist in making your own somewhat educated opinion. With that said
I don't understand the type of retarded person that has an incontrollable need to assist people with everything, no matter how fucking little they know about it. Ask a question online and you actually end up having to research the subject yourself because literal NPCs go "man, I need to help this person" and end up copy pasting the dumbest answers they can find online or on chatgpt just so that they can say that they have helped. Like, if I wanted to have a chatgpt answer I wouldve looked it up myself fucker.
Same with people that leave reviews on products and games after having used it for half a time or played it for 0,3 hours.
>The strategic depth is impressive, allowing players to build and expand their cities, train armies, and engage in large-scale battles. The combat mechanics feel smooth, and the transition between commanding and fighting is seamless.
Brother, you barely beat the fucking tutorial? This review is a fucking ChatGPT plagiarised slop sandwich. Why the fuck are you reviewing the game?
People that do this kind of social service are societal heroes but they need to explode

>>12695
To the exact point that you make in the post: there's a lot of filtering options on steam for reviews, use them my pal.
To the general point of enshittification of the interwebz: I agree and sadly there's not much we can do about it. I just think it'll lead to people just straight up ignoring pretty much any information except for literal IRL friend recommendations and the like. I already started slowly filtering out info through the lens of "it sounds like AI has written this".
>attached song
I member when it was popular on toktik :D

>>12696
>there's a lot of filtering options on steam for reviews, use them my pal.
had no idea. time to filter by >30 hours playtime

Said he likes crazy giirls
but he hates when I act crazy

>>12697
I don't blame you tbh, I discovered that they expanded them greatly like last month, although it might be just me being late to the party. I barely look there.
>>12698
Lmao I always thought it's "Daddy likes crazy girls"

>>12695
AIfags seriously believe other people are astounded by a machine's ability to spit out vaguely correct sounding text. They all played Sonic and Mario as kids. Thats the connection.

Real talk incoming. Another unhinged take from King Bonald:
If I watch a youtube video and the background footage is of someone surving in CS and they fucking suck at surfing? I turn the video off. FUCK YOU. Play a fucking roguelike or something, dumpass. I cant focus on your fucking video if you are mooning on every ramp and missing the onboarding for the next one or failing halfway down the EASY map.
FUCK YOU.

>>12699
>>12700
It doesn't even necessarily have to be AI related, even though AI has exacerbated the issue. Even pre-AI times you would look up a question and lots of replies are people just guess-working their way to an answer even though they have no fucking clue what they're talking about, just because they want to feel as if they are helping. It's like twitch chatters who aren't even mods that end up telling people to follow the rules and reminding people not to break them in chat

>>12702
Its like twitch chatters who have never played the game trying to backseat streamer neko

>>12703
Uuhh.... that's different. Yeah, that's a different thing all together.

>>12704
If by different you mean pretty much a 1:1 analogy then I agree.

Damn, did nekomin get pissy? He blocked the opera vpn from accessing the site. Or maybe it's just that node.

THIS BOARD NOW BELONGS TO NNTPCHAN

>>12707
I don't know them, who do they post?

>>12706
HAHAHAAHHAA
I made a post on that site earlier saying
>may as well replace ?last=100#bottom with ?last=5#bottom
and now my IP is BANNED AHHAHAH

>responds
>rangebans all of europe so you get the final laugh
oh no no no no

>>12709
I was thinking that was the reason since it was literally
>those two posts
>suddenly the vpn goes doodoo while it was working for the last however many months
Maybe next time don't say such hurtful things or he'll actually ban all my nodes 😢😢😢

>>12711
There's no way that's his reaction to a little banter
that's hilarious. I cant stop laughing like the my reaction when.mp4 video

>>12712
>I cant stop laughing like the my reaction when.mp4 video
Me too.
I think it's some coincidence but it's so funny to imagine that it is canon in my head XD

>hey man your nekostream chat is a little slow lol
how do i respond without sounding mad

>>12712
Oh yea, you know what's the funniest part? There's a way to redirect someone "as punishment", so it would be instead of doing that he would use the nuclear option XDDDDD

>>12714
>how do i respond without sounding mad
👨‍⚖️->⛓️👦🏼<-(You)⛓️

I think you might need to set up a redirect yourself but it's possible.

>>12716
What the FUCK does this mean? I need an answer FAST
I dont understand PICTURES, I dont speak CHINESE

>>12718
Maybe you should learn CHINESE fast then, SINO SUPREMACY by 2026
It was supposed to be judge puts you in jail but I couldn't find good emotes :(

>>12717
♂ Deep ♂ Dark ♂ Fantasy ♂ .cave ♂
THANK YOU, SIR

>>12720
deepdarkfantasy.com <- CLICK IT FAST CLICK IT NOW CLICK IT

>>12719
the emojis are too small that I couldnt tell what anything you wrote were lole
>SINO SUPREMACY 2026
I have just the fu for this

>>12722
Naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, his fu is more interested in chinese than the nordics, it's sova.

Leave nekomin alone or else.

>>12724
I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO HIM I HAVENT EVEN POSTED SINCE 104227
I do naffin and I get banan 😢😢😢😢

>>12724
I'll expel a few drops of 精 (pinyin: jīng) in hope that he forgives me 🙏

Was reminded of the continent-wide range ban as a result of a single comment. It wasn't even premeditated and it tickled him so much. I am once again laughing

when is neko 2 coming out? any news?

>>12727
YOU WILL NOT IMPLY THAT THE SITE IS SLOW BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD

>>12728
#claude create a calender app built in Ruby that will lockdown my entire computer and blast loud siren sounds until I swipe a pullable bar to the right to acknowledge that I have been alerted of the reminder. Set this reminder to go off in two weeks.

When claude is finished baking this applet you will be reminded of neko2chen.moe's launch

Lmao, RiceHats edit of bonbi with the sound of half alive - still feel is still up.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BlWiA1fNrmk Funny that the guy didn't delete it, I remember him editing a bunch of stuff back then.

>>12731
oh yeah this one, isnt this CP's favourite bonbi edit?
its a nice one, tbqhwyfamalamadingdong

>>12732
>CP
That's a very unfortunate abbreviation

>>12733
my postername abbreviation is my country's version of that 😑

>>12734
For me it would be PD or DP, though I think the first one is used more commonly? I don't read a lot of stuff about that as you might surmise.

>>12735
They bring it up at least two times a year at uni in my case
I will forever be reminded of the cave

>>12736
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO HE GOES TO THE ROYAL RAPIST UNI OF SVIDISTAN

STOP DOXINGG ME DONT DOXX NO NO NO NO NO STOP DOXXING ME DONT LOOK UP THE RAPIST UNI DONT LOOK UP NEKO COSPLAY RAPIST UNI IN MY COUNTRY DONT LOOK ME UP STOP SOTP STOP STPP SOTP STOP SOTP STOP STOP STOP STOP SOTP
its so funny have to completely change mood from typing a shit post to then type the captcha. its like laughing out loud just to go stone cold with your expression at a moments notice

Really funny posts today. Keep it up.

>>12740
NO FUCK YOU I WILL NOT POST ANYTHING REMOTELY JOYFUL FOR THE REST OF THE DAY 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
BRUTAL BLACKPILLS ONLY

might as well make a new thread every 30 days instead of every 15

>>12742
We've hit post limit on 2 threads in the 15 day cycle. Every month needs at least 2 threads.

>>12742
Why? We're not consistently below 500 posts on a per thread basis.
We could obviously just bake at 900 or something but since Mr Admin Owner of the Golden Throne wants for it to be every half a month I'm fine with that.

>"It shouldn't happen because I practically live off of it," she says. "I use it to get around - transport - because I struggle to get buses and trains and stuff so I get Ubers a lot which can be quite pricey."

Thoughts? Opinions?
I was gonna call her wifeable but her excuse for being unable to catch a bus is so retarded I have flipped and will now call her mid.

>>12745
>I was gonna call her wifeable
You were gonna do WHAT?
I would maybe care if I was on NEETbux, otherwise, why would I? There's nothing in it for me to support people on it, quite the opposite actually.

>>12743
>>12744
it was a le hepic REFERENCE

>>12746
She later complaibs that if shes given a sick note (Free bennies for life, no obligation to look for work, roughly equivalent to what I earn for my 15 hour part time job atm) she LOSES the free money if she ever finds a job.

Women!
>handed free money for life for nothing
>complain you cant also get a job and earn even more

>>12748
That should probably depend on the disability but on the other hand I know that from my close family example that the commissions that determine if you're eligible for permanent neetbux are notoriously stingy with that assessment even if it's something like you'd have to regrow a leg or something lmao.
I mean obviously you're not gonna get the buxx when you're working but making it so that she loses the eligibility for it if she finds a job is probably a huge disincentive for her to try and find it. Unless I misunderstood your post and this is not how it works.
Basically I think the best incentives are positive ones in that case, as in the government subsidizing it so the jobs with disability note get paid a bit better, that makes it so they actually want to work if they still retain some of their benefits in direct pay.

>>12749
She would lose her payments if she found a job, therefore shes encouraged to never look for a job.

>>12750
Yea but that's basically every disability payment plan.

>>12751

Yeah but shes cute and tokfu like, if sge cosplayed I would post her.

>>12752
that thing is cute?

>>12753
Well she definitely is mental illness maxxed so she checks that box for both of you 😈😈😈

>>12753
I think so.

I post Luna btw

Neko and el linked up, need it or keep it?

https://www.instagram.com/neko.el/

>>12756
Jesus Christ, she moggs me, bigger bicep, bigger legs, much more weight, it's over... Where are the workoutcopers now?

>>12688
>>12692
I wasn't gonna say anything. After all, oineko doesn't own the game nor any hair, so it would be rude of me to put him down.
But then, this other freaking koneko had to accuse me of not being able to solve the IQ test myself, so it was inevitable. Let me hold your paw while I write this:
See the two/three holes that every small world begins with? Those stay empty the entire game, as the hearts never replenish them. You know what else doesn't work on them? Alice's wand - use it next to one of those holes and it remains... a hole. So that little gap on the bottom right corner you're looking to fill? Yeah it doesn't work. Tough luck!
Can you still solve it? Probably not, it involves another mechanic you might not be aware of... but I heard there's someneko in here who owns the videogame and could test them himself. His response?

>>12758
>it involves another mechanic you might not be aware of
yeah idk what mechanic youre talking about

>>12758
you would have to tell me which ones are the other holes, but I don't remember if there are any easy solutions beside the one I've made

>>12758
Also if you do not die after getting the final dark blue and not walking off instantly, just after 1 or more light blue pieces in the same move then it's possible too, if that's what you're referring to as a "hidden mechanic"

No work tomorrow, life is indeed wonderful, free from the bossman for 24 hours, will be going to BGC Club and playing a game with some friends, yeah that's right I have irl friends and they all post kay on neko.

Saw a job listing where I work, would be the same thing, 3 more hours a day. Doubles my income and all of that extra money would just be savings, but on the other hand if I go all in on this cleaner thing I might never get out.

>>12762
>I might never get out.
Unless you're getting literally chained to the place you're working at or you're renting a place and going month to month you can always get out.

>>12763
True. I should make a strong consideration of the benefits/cons of going for this new extra job.

Benefits
>No additional travel time, the shifts are back to back
>I could put £600 a month into the SP 500 and lose money just like Investor Neko
>The job is pretty piss easy

Cons:
>I'd have 3 hours less per weekday to doomscroll and play the same fucking video games I always play

>1 pistol squat
Susu ain't conquering any neko leaderboards with this kind of achievement.

LET ME FUCKING POST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKER CONNECTION FAILED

>>12765
wait, youre allowed to hold your leg during pistol squats? i could do them way easier if thats the case

>>12766
I dunno if it matters but I don't do that if that's what you're asking.

>she got a nyan cat tattoo
Account And Fire Box

>>12768
naur he is watching her vod
not even i do that

oh nvm I just checked the vod cus I heard that she said that she had a nyan cat tattoo on her rib but I actually missed her saying that she was getting it tomorrow (today) and just saw the insta stories
anywaysa what did he mean by Account And Fire Box

>>12068
>>12697

first

>>12772
Yea? How about you first this? 🖕
>>12770
> a nyan cat tattoo on her rib
Naurrrrrrrrrrrr the west (brasil) has fallen... It's over...

Also good morning :3 I think I've had another kinda strange dream today but I don't remember it at all so it's fine.

good morning to the nekos

>>12770
>Account And Fire Box
hahaha he doesn't know! this dumpass doesn't know! everyneko laugh.
>>12772
Third for Acid!!!
>>12773
Can't be any worse than the dream where a female duck wants to fuck you.

>it's nearly midday and I just got out of bed
It's over, my day of freedom from bossman has been wasted.

I started watching DoshDoshington's "How hard is it to build a Factorio MEGABASE?" video. Jeez, this guy is good at the game, even his basic factopry is so beautiful, clean and efficient.

>>12774
>wasted.
It's over... Maybe next time don't sleep for 12 hours straight huh?
>his basic factopry is so beautiful, clean and efficient.
He is pretty good, but on the other hand he is playing without biters for first 20 or so hours there so he can just scale up however high he wants to without any consequences.
Mostly copium because I dont think I would be able to scale up as fast as him but still biter management is a real issue early.

>he even uses trains
Yeah, one day I'll learn how trains work.

MY IP IS NOT A KNOWN SPAMMER, I HAVE POSTED ON THIS IP BEFORE

>>12775
I slept more for like 10 hours, I went to bed at 1:30am

>>12776
>Yeah, one day I'll learn how trains work.
Basic end to end trains are pretty easy, making an actual train network... Ugh, well it's pretty hard to do on your own, especially if you've never seen proper designs, but if you poach a decent rail intersection off of reddit you can do fine.
I don't think anybody wants or needs to go into advanced trains unless they're building at the same scale as he does in that video.
He is a train god basically, maybe there are better people out there but he's able to visualize and build a lot of stuff that would be very hard for me when it comes to train networks. It's like real rail network levels instead of baby toys I'm regularly playing with.
>I slept more for like 10 hours
For me it was around 8 and I still feel deathly tired, but I think that's because of other things mostly.

skipped class because I am not paying 25 buckaronis on transportation to go to an "intro" class lmao

>>12778
ackshually dollars are less valuable than euros 🤓👆

>>12779
you made me check and 222 sek is quite literally 22,00 usd right now holy fuuuuuck im boutta buuusss

>>12780
>222 sek
Wtf is this guy talking about time in comparison to dollars? Sekonds? What does this even mean?
When I've had to commute I've never paid that much, it was else monthly like 30$ or 4-5$ daily. Is your commute really that long or are the services that expensive now?

>>12781
in sweden, the public transportation companies are subsidised by the government and still run for profit meaning they need to scam the fuck out of every possible citizen they can. a monthly ticket is €140 and daily is like €35
Yes I have a long commute but even living in the same city as the uni costs a fortune which is why so many people just skip paying for the ticket and dash out of the bus whenever ticket inspectors walk on
I cant do this because my commute requires that I pass through ticket control gates

>>12782
>he cannot commute and dash
You're being oppressed...
Now that I think about it there's plenty of subsidized public transportation and most of it is still for profit. But that's in bigger cities I guess, between cities I think most of the transport is private and expensive of course. Still beats the price of a taxi I guess.

>>12784
Oh wait, if you're talking about Trains then it's actually far more expensive. Buses are cheap (in my city) Trains are expensive (in my country)

>>12785
Busses

>hey man, your CS rotations are kinda slow
how do I respond without sounding mad?

>>12787
pretend you don't speak english

>>12789
Cutest tooker posted ITT

Sooooo, I think it might have been that new Texas law that's going in effect (talking about /tech/ purge). They're targeting specifically the depictions of AI generated CP, though the law is pretty vague, though I think obscenity laws don't work like that and it will work like intended probably.
Anyway it's a good thing someone is already interested in that loophole, normally things like that take decades to legislate.
Anyway anyway it's a bit off topic I was just doing my youtube rounds and saw a non-unhinged as in a pretty measured take on this.

>>12787
i'm afraid you were cooked and the only way to save face is to track this person down and stab them

schizos on my cord

>>12793
I AM NOT A SCHIZO FUCK YOU NOW 10 BILLION /NEKO/ USERS WILL DIE BECAUSE OF YOUR POSTING ON ~MARCH 26TH 2025

>>12794
failreference

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3175860/Driving_Is_Hard/ play this game at streamerneko
its called Driving is hard its perfect for you ive seen your driving in hit games like GTA4

>>12791
Makes sense for me, thanks for investigating LawNeko
>>12792
Howdy
>>12793
Always have been, a cord without schizos is like an angel without a shotgun not fighting till the war's done.
>>12794
This will happen.
>>12796
I don't play Foddylikes unless it's a Foddygame.

im laying in bed and i came to think of another group of those kinds of weird people that feel an unquenchable desire to help other people for no apparent reason: the people that leak e-whore content
like, you are paying out of your own pocket just to access some random midfus titty pics so you can post them and get feel good points for having helped people. like, why? im not saying this out of the AP mindset of "dont leak pics" but why is someone wasting their own money, however invaluable to them, just to "help" other people "selflessly"? I dont get it

>>12798
>im not saying this out of the AP mindset of "dont leak pics"
>goes on to describe the AP mindset
If you're buying a random midfu's titty pics, you're either interested in seeing her titties or supporting her, in either case I don't think you should be leaking the content.

AP is right again, but also he doesn't post here anymore and hasn't since ~September 3rd 2007

>>12798
>im laying in bed and i came
We've all been there buddy, but maybe don't tell the nekos every time you crank the hog.

Sleep well to the nekos, hope you don't have a headache like I've got.

What's a sturdyguy without a sturdygal by his side? 😔

first
child soldiers in palestine don't feel a fraction of the pain i feel having to wake up early

>>12801
I have actually went comatose yesterday, I guess I was just a little tiwed.
Hopefully your headache subsisted by now neko :)
>>12802
Too old to be a sturdygal, revise your priors.
>>12803
>don't feel a fraction
Yea, instead their multiplier is a real number significantly greater than 1.

Setup a potential weekly TTRPG game with some friends from BGC :D

Woke up at 4am, couldn't fall back to sleep until 6:30, and then woke up at 10am :D

the world is good again

good morning to the nekos and a very good morning the nekos (female) (single)

>>12805
>Setup a potential weekly TTRPG
What ruleset are you going to run?
>(female) (single)
0% of nekos meet both of those criteria.

>>12730
so just 2 more weeks? YAY

>>12806
Probably GURPS, I need to spend the next week reading the rules and figuring out what bits I want to use

>>12807
its already up but you arent invited, lil gup. your fu is xlapped, squished and mashed like some puré de batata なうううる you just got ぽおおめど (this took way too long to type)

Did you know that AI will create software engineering projects that take years to create by 2028? Do not @ me AI doubters, you have no proof while I have this pretty graph that you WILL NOT read into too much.
AGI in 2 weeks trust.

>>12805
>Setup a potential weekly TTRPG game with some friends from BGC :
wdym potential? either it's set up or not, no?
also set up*

or maybe you mean that it is set up but that the setup is potentially weekly and potentially not as frequent. hmmm. possibilities

>>12798
they buy it for themselves and then leak it to others, doesn't really seem that hard to grasp to me

>>12813
you arent aware of the people that buy shit with the sole purpose of leaking it? there are request threads where people ask for someone to buy a certain e-whores stuff so that they can leak it out

>>12811
>>12812
Can you just stop bullying me? PLEASE.
>>12813
I buy Kaytreon and leak it for the nekos, I don't even look at the contents myself.

>>12814
This is true, I asked for susu patreon leaks and Jason Errors came through

Turns out brainworm rebranded twice and now advertised themselves on tana
their admin is kind of a snake though, typing stuff like "I mostly wrote on their to mock it since every meguca ends up being a neo-nazi, pedophile or 'otaku incel' altchan" before deleting it (and every other reply)
I mean, he isnt wrong. Strange individual nonetheless.

>>12817
He's seething that neko is more popular than his slowhole

>>12818
brainworm is slow? yeah idk about that

I'M POSTING ON BRAINWORM WITH ALL MY TROONJOBS
SO MANY HORMONES IVE COOKED IN MY BATH

first

>>12817
>i won't reveal the details until we re-launch but we're going to try a few different things, with one of the main focuses being technology. we'll drop the politics stuff
What in the holy 6th layer of hell is that person talking about. Because I hope it's not recently deceased related.

Also good morning :D
>>12821
To you too even though you never say it back rudeneko.

>>12822
You trynna kiss me next? When will your gayneko chronicles run dry???

>>12823
You should turn off the 5g generators in your vicinity, you're typing out the gay thoughts that have been beamed directly into your brain.

>>12824
Yeah, buddy, whatever. I know you're trying to get me with your gateway homosexuality. First you get someone to "Good morning" you, then you get them to share their deepest secrets and next you are tongue-punching their fart box. No. Thanks. I don't do that intimacy sh$t with MEN.

>♂
♂ THANK YOU, SIR!! ♂

>>12825
>sh$t
Whatever you say BUDDY.
Anyway I've found a memoryholed game yesterday, and I mean actually memoryholed like someone was trying intensely to scrub it from the internet. Name's JetGetters, and as far as I can see it got kickstarted, refunded, they still said "everything is fine it'll release next year" and then it was never talked about ever again and doesn't even have a wiki page it seems.

>>12826
>JetGetters
It's still on their youtube page but it seems like the investor(s) just decided it wasn't worth it and from the trailer I kinda see why
Strange, thoughbeit.
wrote this almost 30 minutes ago and forgot to make my post

>>12827
It's just strange, most of the time there's a big stink or they actually release the game while this time it just got quietly sidelined. Or maybe it's just survivor bias (since if it's not either of those you don't hear about it)
>wrote this almost 30 minutes ago and forgot to make my post
I do that too, I get distracted by whatever I have in background or have to do something and then I remember 10 minutes later that I've not finished the post lol.

>>12679
Are you talking about me? I had the same interaction as well. Being a neko is hard.

>>12809

HOLD IT !!

🕵️‍♂️ This is false! The fact that you're using this site proves that "the one" is not up, since there would be no posters here—making your statement false and untrue. 🔍 heh

>>12830
I post all my good toks there first and then you get the sloppy seconds

Hey nekos, not doing too well right now meowtionally, luckily its friday, so I can look forward to a weekend that goes by instantly and then it's another week at the job factory working for bossman.

February was the best of times and the worst of times, the streams were fun

>>12832
>forgot to attach and say good morning
I'm a dumpass...

>>12832
Did you get the virus as well? Anyway, stay safe, Nekonyan!

>>12833
GOOD MORNING :D
>I'm a dumpass...
True, but I still hope it gets better for you buddy :3

>>12834
No virus, except for the mind virus where I'm sad and the only cure is killing Sean Rose but I don't have Shitman installed...

I LOVE WHEN IT SAYS MY IP IS A KNOWN SPAMMER WHEN I'VE MADE TWO POSTS ON THIS IP LESS THAN HALF AN HOUR AGO HEY ENDERMIN FUCK YOU

Maybe you should stop being a known spammer ever thought about that? HUH? HUH???? I think this site is held together with spit and tape sometimes.
Oh yea it eats my posts sometimes too, maybe I get that message too I just don't notice it because all the popups are blocked automatically on librewolf.

Your brain is like a factorio belt, it gets filled up with different things that cause you stress, like work, bills, the lack of a gf, the lack of a cute gf, the fact that you are single and cute girls exist, oh god i need a fucking girlfriend right hecking meow, being 5'8 in a 5'9 man's world. once the belt fills up, it gets backed up and causes you problems, backed up belts are bad, empty belts are good

hopefully this helps

at a restaurant right now and this one white guy is blindfolded and eating with an asian chick. theyre recording a podcast apparently but why the fuck is he blindfolded
>>12832
>Hey nekos, not doing too well right now meowtionally,
hope you feel better soon nekoman
Also... movie movie movie tonight? reply to this post with your vote NOW

>>12839
Could you stream a Louis Theroux kino? I'm not joking, I would actually really like to watch a Louis Theroux after work

>>12839
>reply to this post with your vote NOW
You mean like if I should vote for you to do it or for a specific movie? Because if the first yes, and if the second it doesn't matter because you literally have never taken into account any of my suggestions so you can choose.

>>12841
the first, Yea. I wouldnt listen to your recommendation anyways FUCK2Ä YOU >>12840
dont have any sorry and probably wont have much time between coming home and movie but if you have one saved you could stream it instead

>>12842
>I wouldnt listen to your recommendation anyways
That's almost literally what I've said you absolute complete DUMPASS IMBECILE IDIOTA.

>>12842
>he doesnt have the entire Louis Theroux catalog downloaded
Me neither...

remember the movie about a little girl and the jewish new yorker claymstion movie? that guy made a new one that is out soon. looks kinda kino prime neko night material whenever it is out

>>12843
troled :tf:

How Hard is it to Beat Factorio with NO BELTS and NO BOTS?

>>12847
Hard, next question.

>>12848
Why do good girls like bad guys?

>>12849
Because they actually like the drama that surrounds them, next question.

>>12850
What do you think of this video clip? I think it is very funny innately. What a world we live in, where a 21 year old video game streamer and cosplayer is being paid money to advertise banking services to her audience.

Anyway, I'm opening a new account with HSBC, FUCK YOUUUUUUU LLOYDS

just shat. my ass feels widened somewhat. horrowing.
will there be therouxkino?

"If you tlake financial advice from a >21 year old video game streamer and cospl ayeriwilIt th'esr e able tl heon yroouuxkino?."
Really makes you think.
>>12852
>will there be therouxkino
Fine, I thought you were streaming today, but I guess I'll put some slop on.

also you're not getting financial advice from a 21 year old but a team of lawyers and advisors at HSBC who told the advertising agency what was ok to put in the script for the ad read 👍

>>12851
>What do you think of this video clip?
If you take financial advice from a
>21 year old video game streamer and cosplayer
It's all on you. Though at least there's nothing particularly stupid said in it (directly, I have not looked up the site) (which is an improvement over many "finfluencers" I've seen).
>>12852
This does not sound good, I'm sorry neko.

>>12853
>Fine, I thought you were streaming today,
I was planning to but you said you wanted theroux and I have none so I thought to ask if you were going to stream
I didnt read your liveposting cus I was picking a kino kinotok bonikino bonitok tok boni kinotok but I think you said that you said you dont have everything that theroux has but that doesnt exclude the possibility that you have unstreamed theroux compared to me that has no theroux or noroux as I like to pride myself in calling it (I coined this term)

I'm torrenting a Therouxkino right now.

>>12854
>but a team of lawyers and advisors at HSBC who told the advertising agency what was ok to put in the script for the ad read
Yea, which means they're starting to get a grip on how their ad reads should go, instead of going with: "vague description, some slogans, do what you will". This is a good thing especially with the financial sector ads, and may make people notice that the ads where they're not doing that are actually just total scams.

Also unrelated but Arie is very thin. Like in this cos you can see it, she's EDmaxxing.

live on Sputnik in about 5 minutes.

>>12858
yeah those legs are scarily thin and the fact that her top looks loose on both sides of her waist and still being that narrow is kinda scary to see
hope it turns around for the better

>>12860
>begs for stream
>doesn't show up
FUCK YOU

dang bp you are so sexy and stronger than all other nekos at pullups

bp? british pedophile? yeah I heard he posts abbles

How it feels being in a room full of nekos.

>>12864
Buddy, you're not even the highest neko, pipe down a little when you try to yap from down there.

r8 my ace nekkas

>>12866
It's okay, better than whatever I ever did in CS I guess.

>Arie just casually drops a banger electronic single that I don't think I've ever heard as a background to makeup tok
>it's not even popular, it's at like 70k on youtube
HUH? WHUH?
It's akira2k - angel dust if you're interested

A deagle ace against rifles is very impressive, but I know you play on South America servers, the easiest servers. This this shit in EU West and you'd get dusted.

Good ace!!

>>12866
why you cheating?

>>12867
on soundcloud it has 307k plays

I really, really, really wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a kaygf who looked good I would post her.

IM POSTING ON NEKO WITH ALL MY KAYBROS SO MANY HEILS IVE DONE FOR MY FU

>>12872
Posting a Kay tok to celebrate! Total kayposter victory!

Might even go so far as to AI generate a song about how much us nekos love kay!!!

okay that was fun nekos but NO MORE KAYPOSTING BELOW THIS LINE


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>>12866
this neko fucks

>>12876
Why are you lying? CSGO neko is a kissless, handholdless, hairless incel.
>>12875
NOOOOOO NOT THE HECKING CUTEKAYERINO

>>12876
no he doesn't, he has admitted it publicly

>>12877
>>12878
jelly truecels who don't even know how much that deagleneko juanneko tapneko gets pussy
I can tell from his Light Rail skin that this nekoman wears kashmere and jorts aka the sexbombmagnet skin IRL

>>12879
Yeah you're right, call me Baked Alaska because I'm seething.

WAIT i got a better one last night
>>12877
>>12878
>>12868
cooked, i'm afraid
>>12879
It's the duct tape gloves that really pull in the girls. They give me this sort of hobo-billionaire appeal

>>12882
this neko aces on a nightly basis....
please mr. prime minister ban this man from our country or else i will never get laid again

Bazinga

>>12882
Yep, 100% cheating. Nice skin changer, though. Why didn’t you get a knife as well? Was it for the poor aesthetic?

>>12882
Hey man, I'm a recruiter for a really good clan, we'd like to offer you a membership card and let you be our dedicated entry fragger. Here you go.

>>12886
Naurrrrrrrrrr he literally doxxed Your. It's over for that neko.

>12345 -GAYAF
lmao his membership code calls him gay as fuck

>>12867
This took me down a path of alot of good song and i'm vibing thanks neko

remembered the time when a fucking pole and a brit were trying to tell me how to cook food XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD remember when they said that cooking the garlic was bad? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>12889
No problem :)
It's all thanks to that yaptok by Arie tbqhfam

.org is down
gg

My cheesed grills were pog, thanks for asking.

>>12893
I still like this tok and I am glad your sandwiches tasted well

>>12892
I hadn't noticed, I'm a Netizen.

Just saw a woman in spats and a tube top
I love women so fucking much, nekos

saw the starlink satellites fly in a line
before going inside to look up whateverthefuck I just saw I assumed it was a band of drones since they were moving quite fast across the night sky and in a completely straight line
had I played more with lead-painted toys, I would've thought they were a UFO or something like that

>>12893
Happy you've enjoyed them :D
>>12892
I only have magrathea open because SOMENEKO keeps posting HEVC and I don't feel like opening the links in the browser that can play them so I just open them there.

>took 5 minutes to upload that tok
Yea I guess I'm taking an early night lmao. My internet is bad but not 8mb/300sec bad.
>>12897
It was UFO, I saw them fly over my house and decided to wave to them and they waved back, landed and told me that actually there's a giant ancient structure below the pyramids that has been built by aliens and the egyptian government does not allow independent researchers to check it because they're in cahoots with CIA and I will be the first one to uncover this giant multi-national conspiracy.

>>12899
it's the site
ive had my vpn off and still have 1-2 minute uploads for toks

https://youtube.com/watch?v=t365MuktYQs [Embed]

Didn't know what time it was, the neko was slow (slow slow)
I leaned back on my board (board board)
Some cat was postin' some Kay and Snoo
"Lotta coal," he said
Then the cromtab did seem to ping (ping ping)
Went live with a bad Doc by a brit
That wasn't no Journo, that was Louis Theroux

There's a starlink flying in a line
I'd like to go and see it
But I don't like that Elon guy
There's a starlink flying in a line
He was told not to post it
'Cause he knows about the doxxfile
He told me
Let the nekos see it
Let the nekos read it
Let all the nekos +2 it

I intended to use the picture of Boni where she has a star painted on her face, but I couldn't find it and I was rushing to be the first post after the starlink post...

>>12898
Okay I won't post HEVC anymore :)
>>12901
Tried to sing it on the 'chen but can't do the second paragraph :(

>>12903
Billions must pay for Nekomin stopping you from singing the second paragraph.

>>12901
best parody you've done so far and +2 for the related image gimmick. liked both
two of the lines didn't match up in syllables thoughbeit but the rest was so good I overlooked it
we must bring back the good spring mood with all the kino parodies and photoshopped album covers
billions will rejoice and join together in song

>>12902
thanks for reminding me of this tok I like watching it whenever it crosses my mind

>>12905
One of the nicest replies youve ever given me, thanks neko! Ill finish that one word parody soon

>>12906
THERE IS SOME KIND OF ENERGY THROUGH THE AETHER BECAUSE SHE POSTED ANOTHER TOK WITH THIS AUDIO JUST A FEW HOURS AGO????????????????????? AND THAT WAS RIGHT AFTER >>12902 TALKED ABOUT BONI WITH THE STAR AKA THE TOK WITH THIS AUDIO????
He wouldnt have thought about the tok if it wasnt for the energy that was released when Boni recorded the tok with it.
CARALHOOOOO

>>12907
FUYCK YOU thats the ONLKY ONE YOURTE GETTING FG UDCK YOU
your parody? picrel is what I think about your parody

>>12886
identity theft isn't funny, bro

identitty theft
hehe

>>12909
Ive roughly planned out 9 parodies, wgich is to say i have 9 songs that have a semi funny parody line for them.

April is my month

>>12912
maybe if I listen to some random song I dont usually listen to that often whilst thinking of bonikino I will have a eureka moment and post some middling parody of my own, too

I know what. Chazrick needs to stream more. That will fix our lack of parodies. I prescribe nekoville one daily morning stream from our streamer. Non-negotiable.

>>12914
Ill stream on monday, no promise for sunday because its already 2am and im out of the house at 11a.

>>12901
+2
I think if you just deleted the "the" in "Cause he knows about the doxxfile", and maybe just remove the "all" in the last line it would fit almost perfectly.
>>12903
FUNKY
I don't really care that much, I would've probably not closed magrathea anyway but it's sucky sucky especially with it FUCKING RESETTING MY THEME EVERY FEW HOURS which makes it unusable even barring the other quirks.
>>12915
MORE STREAMS? LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Also good morning :3

Good morning to the nekos and an especially good morning to the cute femboy nekos (female) (single)
>>12916
I tried out your suggestions aloud, and I agree, it would flow better with those alterations, but furhaps it is an artistic choice to fuck up the syllables in certain lines? I could be some kind of mad, artistic genius that this generation doesn't catpreciate?
>more streams
Yes, I need company whilst I beat factorio again, my newest factory is deadlocked

>>12917
>catpreciate
+2
>my newest factory is deadlocked
If you installed belt overflow mod you wouldn't have deadlocked belts :D
I don't generally try to correct someone's artistic expression but I think the neko that made the parody just kinda missed those because they seem pretty obvious. Well the first one at least.

Mismatched syllables is the fastest way for me to think a parody sounds cheap since if there are too many it completely messes up the flow of the song and if there are too few it ends up that you sing the line and then have to listen to the original song slip through from underneath like one of those russian dubbed movies where they just talk over the original recording
But I'm just anal about it

>>12919
We also got those kind of movies in polish. Nowadays I think there's a bit more properly dubbed movies but when I was young that was pretty much all of the foreign movies that played on TV.
But yea, I agree.

so true

>>12921
Which one are you?

>>12922
the one on the right, of course

Now you're just some midfu that I used to post

>>12924
gup got a taste for being a popular fu and fell off instantly
views change people. wall steady approaching. gg
>>12925
so true

>>12925
me on the right

>>12927
no it's not, you're neko

bought webfishing with the euros saved up from selling cs2 boxes

it was mid

>>12930
it's more fun with friends
game really opens up when you get the "I <3 Peeing" hat

I LOVE LIFE I LOVE LIFE I LOVE Life

>>12931
already refunded. too late. i am buying the furry visual novel instead

>>12932
Glad at least one neko is having fun today.
>>12933
>already refunded
Good choice.
>buying the furry visual novel
Bad choice.

>>12934
>Glad at least one neko is having fun today.
And yet, he hasn't blogposted about any of it? Peculiar.... almost like he hates us, huh.... Isn't that so... Very much, indeed....

anyways, kana is kicking my ass. Hiragana was easy to learn but the kana feel disjointed from what their symbol is compared to their sounds

>>12934
>>12935
I just had a fun time at BGC Sunday, missed my bus and ended up walking halfway home before the next one came. Life isn't so bad, my job is easy, I get to hang out with friends irl once a week at least, I post with the nekos

>>12935
>kana is kicking my ass
You mean kanji? Anyway I will never learn japanese just because I'd have to keep the baby wheels on (which is not available for most sources) or learn 4000+ symbols. No real reason besides reading some manga.
>>12936
HE BLOGPOSTED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>12937
>You mean kanji?
I meant katakana. I havent gotten to kanji yet, I am just learning kana (Hiragana and Katakana) atm
>learn 4000+ symbols
yeah... I think I will do this and it will take years but I feel like it will be fun and doing this daily will give me the structure / habit I need in my life to stay sane

>>12938
>katakana
I didn't find them much different (hiragana/katakana), both were foreign symbols to me. Either way it's still within sane expectancy to remember like whatever it was 80? symbols or so with their corresponding sounds. Though hiragana is easier just because whenever you see japanese it's in there peppered throughout.
>doing this daily will give me the structure / habit I need in my life to stay sane
Maybe I should find something to do like that too. Except workouts I guess. Just try to fill my life as much as possible so I don't do retarded shit like sitting there twiddling thumbs.

>>12940
That's a funny way to try and get the mnemonics down but whatever works for you is fine lol.
Now that I think about it I've got a very old school approach to learning, which is most of the time basically repeat until it gets retained.

>>12941
yeah I am doing that too just with mnemonics added to make them stick
I only started a few days ago but I think I have hiragana down somewhat decently and katakana i started today but have only done half of them so it'll be another 2-3 days before I think Ive got those comfortably as well

Haters will call it 'backed up'
Factorio Chads will call it beautiful belting.
>>12940
Second one kind of looks like a tired anime face, thats what I see in it

>>12943
>thats what I see in it
and does that make you remember the sound "fu" any easier?
>that base
I just know that your tech progression is like 1% per 3 minutes

>liveposting be like
>does it make you remember the sound any easier Nope. >Tethche profugrnessinyper 3 minuteits tha h to releoandou thgh e thgaat me to chI edickdn m'ty s cience per minutemis FRtaUkCrKe YOUthem for each other half the time. . I'm at 30 per minute curently but my science is bas>>12943 Tehisd guoy n remfyus eosld terba
and I love how I can pick out the "FUCK YOU" in the middle of that HAHAHAHA

>>12944
>does it make you remember the sound any easier
Nope.
>Tech progression is 1% per 3 minutes
I had to reload the game to check my science per minute FRUCK YOU. I'm at 30 per minute currently but my science is based on my older base which had much lower iron and copper Therouxput, I need to tear it down unironically and build something new.

>>12942
>I only started a few days ago but I think I have hiragana down somewhat decently
That's pretty good tbh, I think it took me at least a week to get used to it enough that I didn't mistake them for each other half the time.
>>12943
This guy refuses the notions of propriety and revels in the chaos of his belts not making any sense half of the time.
>>12944
>1% per 3 minutes
Funny thing, if I popped next tech rn at the rate that I'm doing now (around 180-200 spm) it would take at least 260 minutes which is almost on point for 1% per 3 minutes.

THOSE BELTS MAKE PERFECT SENSE, PERFECTLY WEAVING BETWEEN EACH OTHER

when I stream factorio tomorrow you better be prepared for the storm fucker

>>12948
If you made the belts in the middle (from the point where you mix them with coal until the point where they end) red then it would make a bit more sense. Still an unorthodox design but at least it would be full throughput.

>>12949
If I made the belts in the middle and copied the certified reddit build, it would be faker than shrivix's body in this tok.

The factory is a masterpiece in the making (I make the iron furnances first, then copper, routed copper from a different mine, changed the mine and it's a fucking mess)

Tomorrow I'll start setting up an area to build a proper factory and try and plan things out.

>>12950
AWOOOOOOOOOGA 👀👀 HUMUNA HUMUNA NOTHING FAKE ABOUT THIS BODY *eyes bulge out and tongue rolls out onto the floor with the jaw dropping there as well*

>>12951
Spoiler (the following part is censored to protect Bonald)
In recent instagram stories she's posting, Shrivix has just gotten kinda fat. Still would though.

>>12952
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don't think she was really in shape either way but that's not good :(
Mostly because that means she's probably not getting a lot of exercise probably I'd assume caused by her health situation

I CLICKED SPOILER IT DIDN'T WORK

>>12952
I should've listened and not peeped the spoiler. Another one bites the dusted donuts

>>12954
Also I don't think she's gotten much fatter, that is pretty much her bodytype from the tok, except she cannot really hide the stomach as well when she's literally in lingerie only.

>>12958
Further proof to my grand theory that women look worse, the fewer clothes they are wearing. Hence why I advocate for Sharia Law in the UK and mandatory Burkas.

>>12960
At certain bodyfat it applies to both genders. I look better in t-shirts than naked because it obscures your body shape enough so that you imagine there's something better there, while if I lost 4-5kg of fat it would probably be the other way.
Same goes for shrivix, she can anglefraud and squeeze better when there's something there to squeeze into. Well, if her fat distribution was insane she wouldn't have to but that's very rare.

>>12961
Her body fat distribution already is pretty good tbh. Like, she could look a hell of a lot worse. Big tits, fat ass, cute face, all the important things in life.

No person has good fat distribution. Everyone looks like shit when they have too much fat on their body. I will die on this hill (from old age as fatties can't walk up elevations without breaking a sweat)
>You can look better or worse at the same fat %
I have yet to see such an example that can be explained by "fat distribution" and not just some other factor like being skinnyfat

>>12963
Yeah we get it you hate fat people because you're too poor to afford food. Keep seething poorfag!!! I just invested another 20 bucks into the SMP 500, TO THE MOOOOOOON

By SMP he means surlplus meal portions

>>12964
Stolen gimmick. You do not own any S&P500 stock. You are a fraudneko. You are not a hungover ninja resonating at 57 Hz. C U Later, Karen. Nationals. Dudes into other Dudes. Women who sell.
I am a baby surgeon in NYC btw

>dudes into other dudes
Naurrr Bingo Neko he mentioned you!!!

Anyway nekos, time for me to sleep.

STREAM TOMORROW!! The daily streams are returning.

>>12969
フコ ヨ ネコ!!!!

>>12970
！！！
ニャガーー

>canthinky streaming
>I'm the only neko awake able to see it
Muahaha I'm gonna be hoarding that stream (with my crontab script).

>Wait has declined this month
lets freaker goooo, was a pretty bad month too, next month will be even butter

>>12972
ive been awake since 6 am lil gup

>>12974
>no proof that he's watched the stream
Yeap, didn't think so. I still keep winning.
Not only that but I'm winning because I've got a SECOND stream to watch RIGHT NOW.

Me? I've clipped and shipped all his miner comments. Now I'm gonna blackmail him for rare abbles toks 😎😎😎
Total crontab domination.
Even the audio fits, it's about me, I am the criminal.

>>12975
yeah I absolutely didnt but you said you were the only neko awake which was WRONG

>>12977
as per the one hour rule wherein if no neko debunks a claim within one hour it is deemed TRUE as fact checked by true nekochen truthseekers, I declare this post TRUTHED.