FIRST

>>14125
NO GIMMICKS? I hate this thread already…

>reading a bit of different chans I find links to
>read a thread on lainchan
>brainwormtroonmin is advertising his "lgbtchan.org altchan refuge for /lgbt/" site
that guy is the slimiest person ive seen

I had a few short days of great sleep, now I'm waking up at 4am and unable to get back to sleep. I hate being in pain, ahhhhhhh

4chan is kill....

>>14129
It is pretty normal to shill your chan if you want it to grow big, I don't see it as a very bad thing, more so cringe than anything.
At least he isn't trying to bait people into thinking it's something it isn't, you know what you're signing up for with that description.
>>14130
I'm sorry neko, hopefully you'll get that tooth fixed and everything is going to be alright.
>>14131
>still down the next day
Yea I think it's not going back up for weeks then if even at all. Probably disproves the glowie theory too, those were just reddit tier jannies that wanted to push the website towards their own agenda or something and gotten flooded by organized raids all the time most probably.
Funny that sharty out of all websites is the one that got them.

Oh also new funky.

My interview is in 15 minutes, wish me luck or ill fuck it up

>>14133
GOOD LUCK NEKO YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT GANBATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

just woke up, saw that i had a notification saying that the grades from my last course had been released.
this was the 4 month long course where I went to like 3 out of 19 lectures and didnt buy the book until the week of the exam (didnt read them, -300 euro)
and... I passed, probably barely but I passed lmaooooo
THis is not a good thing...

>>14135
>THis is not a good thing...
Why not, you passed :D You should be celebrating :D

>>14136
For over half a decade I have told myself that I will take my studies seriously when I, due to not showing up or not studying or whatever, stop passing my exams
That day is like a function that approaches 1 but never really arrives
I will never learn good habits

>>14137
>I will never learn good habits
I think you'd just put a bit more effort instead of turning your life around.
Changing your life suddenly is a meme, you build habits by small increments.

Also I've had a thought, tanachan min really missed his moment. If he didn't shut down like a week or 2 before 4chan died he could've cornered some of the market.
Truly he got double unlucky there.

I FUCKED IT UP AND THE INTERVIEWER WAS CUTE TOO

>>14139
hyperbole, no you didnt
appeal to fear, didnt happen
ok now blogpost please :D

>>14140
honestly nothing to blogpost about, I just felt the other 3 people did a better job answering the questions, they also all had work experience in the field. but they were going for adult nursing not mental health nursing :D

>>14141
but answering the questions better doesnt matter, the criteria that you posted were that they wanted to see if each individual person is compatible on their own, werent they?

>>14142
anyway time to blog
>arrive 47 minutes early, first one there by 20 minutes
>only 3 other students so 4 of us total
>2 lecturers interviewing us, both on my course
>one is mid
>one is a qt3.14 that I would pine for for months if she was a student but shes a teacher so off limits
>make a good impression
>they tell us we should hear back by next week

thanks for the new tok acid :D

can you post another? I'M DYING OF TOOTHACHE

I got a glock in my rawr-ri

Felt like shit, only slept 4 hours so I decided, what with the dentist appointment, I'll call in sick from work.
THIS is the text my bossman sent me
>Ok thank gorgeous I forming [terrible mispelling of my name] take care . Please let me know if your are OK for tomorrow.

I don't want to doxx myself, but lets say for example my name is Micheal, this motherfucking benchod wrote Maichil, thats how bad the error is. He wrote a spelling of my name that no human on the planet has.
>>14145
I LOVE THIS AUDIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

UPSIDE DOWN
BOY YOU TURN ME

>>14139
>>14143
I hope you still get it :D
>>14144
>new acid
>no bf
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
>>14145
WRONG FREAKING SONG BUDDY, this is not the glock in my rawr-ri audio.
>>14146
Ok thank gorgeous I froming Steaf take care :D

>>14147
😔

hoooooly boobage kino, I get to post the new shrivix

>>14148
See? Now you've got the right audio :D
>>14149
It's okay, though I think neither shrivix nor susu has made any actually good toks since they came back. It's over for the kino enjoyers.
We're gonna have to start posting Kay and Amaury…

>>14147
>>14148
funny that these two tokkers were posted in succession cus they are the only two tokkers whose names I have involved in mnemonics to remember kanji

>UK High Court has ruled the legal definition of a woman is based on biological sex
Sorry Abbles, I've got to call you she now...
>>14150
>shrivix
>came back
1 set of toks every 6 months...

3 wishes genie? Yeah, make Shrivix healthy so she can make more tikky tokkies

>>14151
>he didn't involve his own tokfu (boni) in mnemonics
BEYOND OVER… HE DOESNT LIKE HER ANYMORE!

>>14152
>UK High Court has ruled the legal definition of a woman is based on biological sex
hoooooooly I need to get on ovarit NOW
I need to see how hard these radfems are cheering over this. Their threads must be doing ironman numbers over this
>>14153
I havent had many difficult-to-remember kanji involving sounds close to Boni yet
but ive had 進む (susumu, move to toward),　事 (koto, thing/event) and some other that sound like tokfu names

>ovarit is shutting down
no... first 4chan and now my radfem terf website?... it cant be...
its so over

>>14154
Wish I could check /lgbt/ to see the reaction

le sigh, if only there were a niche alt imageboard for LGBT issues and Japanese culture...

>>14156
Well well well, you're in luck!

Introducing... kaychan.goon, an LGBT-friendly imageboard (all our mods are transgirls :3)

idk bout you nekos but I genuinely think that C418's two Minecraft albums, Volume Alpha and Volume Beta are two of the best albums ever released (and that I have heard). Not even for the nostalgia factor but I am in awe over every aspect of both albums. There is nothing missing. I am glad he owns the rights to them unlike what Microsoft was trying to get him to do for the potential 3rd one

>>14157
>kaychan.goon
this just redirects to the cave? wtf? is my browser broken??

>>14158
You're lucky I'm a real motherfucking cat, a fraudneko might've made a bad joke about how you like Volume BETA.

>>14160
yeah but you're just a zomboid buddy I could restructure you like my next sulphur production like KABLAAM

>>14161
>zomboid
A game you suck at
>sulphur production
something you'd never achieve, you have no chem plants, you have no green science, you a factoryless engineer

>>14162
>you a factoryless engineer
you a 'reless scribe. You have no quill, you have no tomes, you have no papyrus. You will never be a monastic copyist.

>>14163
I don't even understand this reference, you win

>>14158
I don't even know much about the albums, but if it's old minecraft music I think those are very solid picks.
I couldn't care for what microsoft is trying to do with minecraft afterwards and good for c418 that he didn't let them walk over him.
>>14157
OH MY GOD ITS KAY WE L<OVE HER
Posting Kay for this occasion (of Kay being posted)

how the FUCK is 4cha not BAKC UP

>>14166
I wouldn't count on it being up this week, even this month.
They literally have to rewrite the backend and maybe get new staffers because of this whole debacle.
Getting the site up and running again would be easy, but with noone to moderate it and security vulnerabilities it wouldn't last.

>>14167
then what I am supposed to waste my time on now? Unless PlapplapPregnantton goes live playing Mine-oreio, my only other option is to play League of Legends

>>14168
Maybe you'll finish one of those games you've downloaded and never got to play HUH? Buddy has STILL not made any progress in Resident Evil and it's almost the end of April.

>>14169
I'll finish those games soon. Mercury is in retrograde so I can't just yet

>>14168
>Unless PlapplapPregnantton goes live playing Mine-or
In 10 minutes

>>14171
He's going to be livestreaming a MINE-OR???

LIVE LIVE LIVE

To all the old disgusting oinekos that have been (You)'ing my posts lately, I post peddlers AND I'm an anony, so you might as well stop replying to me forever xoxo

>>14174
>I post peddlers AND I'm an anony
>doesn't post proofs for either of those
Yea come back with receipts lil pup, maybe next time (You)'ll avoid my wrath 😎

woah rezzi is still doing the pretending to be a femboy routine, it must still be 2020

HOW. IN THREAD HWO

>>14176
>still no proof
Yeap, so did I think. Never try to match up to my power level again lil kitten.

>bonis new tok
my fu lusts for women more than I do... very cute memory but ZAMN she loves women
is she GAY??

NEW ACID NEW ACID NEW ACID NEW ACID LETS FREAKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

googling gary came here, blessed us with an era of acid toks, and then never posted again

F to a real one

>>14181
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I think it might've been bonbiposter, as in the actual one, dunno why he said he likes acid though

>watching video of some guy driving around in brazil
>think "hmm, it looks like he is driving in the wrong lane"
then i see a sign that says "BUS ONLY"
stoopid...

i love my puter, all my friends live in it

>>14184
>spoiler
He knows how to actually download non-watermarked toks though.

How many posts until I unlock my Neko Powers?

>>14188
I have had these powers for AEONS! nya-ha-ha-ha~ >:3

hearing brazilians say "fortnite" sounds like that one meme https://youtube.com/watch?v=L39dLPECmwM [Embed]

good morning to the nekos posting from Gleba

>>14191
Good morning neko :D
Sadly I am posting from Vulcanus, we hate Gleba in this house.
>no tenshi LoL stream today
What will hatewatchers even do today?

wazzup beijing

>>14192
they'll obviously just hatewatch her playing valorant. guess valslop is beter than noslop!!
>>14193
nihao

>>14193
this is one of my new favourite toks
wazzup beijing

>>14193
STOP SPEAKING CHINESE THIS IS AMERICAN BOARD!!!!
>>14194
>they'll obviously just hatewatch her playing valorant
I will not, I have never played valorant and her valo streams are very boring to me.
Oh, maeve did unprivate her account, I do have this tok. Or did she private the other account? I don't even know and I literally don't visit tiktok lmao.

that tok is from @mirtilogameplays
@maeveblueberry is still private and has had no toks uploaded since I last said she had posted one

Ratios are so fucking hard. Spend like 20 minutes designing green circuits so they have enough iron and copper input from what I'm producing, and then forget that oh yeah this is a game for benchods and yellow belts are slow and so only half my factories are even eating copper wire.

>>14197
You're right, the ones in my maeve folder still have the old naming scheme too.
>>14198
Just install the mod buddy https://mods.factorio.com/mod/RateCalculator, you can at least troubleshoot the things easily with it and you DONT HAVE to use it all the time if you don't feel like it.

>>14198
>Ratios are fucking hard.
Disagree:
L + ratio + didn't ask + no file attached + your fus are mid + your belts are backed up + go touch oil

>>14200
KING CHINA!!!

>>14199
>got to link my steam account to access mods
holy autism

>>14202
It's their anti-piracy feature, if you want mods you gotta else buy the game or use some sketchy site that provides the mods. I obviously use the latter, but I don't really think you need it.
>>14203
It's not gonna be up so soon, stop dreaming pal.

*waits patiently for french to beat resident evil live on stream*

>>14205
>*waits patiently for french to beat resident evil live on stream*
This guy is going to get old 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Maybe in your autumn years 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

just got home from 2,5 hours of incel walking in the forest

Uhhh, I thought something is wrong, .net stopped working for me suddenly.

>>14205
i will stream it SOON
wazzup beijing

.:.......（ ͜•人 ͜•）......
...........)..•..(.............
.........(‿ώ‿)..........
....……\_/…\_/…………

>>14211
ive been sleeping for the past 2 hours

Look at your 'fu now
She's still a super mid female

this is directed at the below poster

Hey, guys. I just came back home from being polish and eating hot dogs (I put them on my tongue and swallow them whole). I haven't pressed "Refresh" yet so I don't know what posts are above mine but let's see :D

So true my 'fu is mid and female

posted below is cool

That's the only funker I have

Hey nekos, just got back from my 4 hour goonsesh whilst looking at >>14210 havent hit refresh yet so I don't know what posts are above mine but let's see :D

>he doesnt instantly press reply so he had time to change the failquote
disappointed...

>he doesnt instantly press reply so he had time to change the failquote
disappointed...

>>14218
oh yeah I forgot to say it like 4 days ago when I saw it but have you seen her 2nd, OOC tok account?

>>14219
>>14220
why did he post it twice

I didn't post it t wice 0.o
the ALYUNS ARE INVADING NEKO, TAKE COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE SKINWALKERS ARE INSIDE OUR STRONGHOLD PRETENDING TO BE US

>>14221
Yeah, I am NOT following it because IDGAF ABOUT TENSHI HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>14223
aliens aren't real. hope this helps!!

>>14224
>IDGAF ABOUT TENSHI
>downloads her toks
>watches her
>donates to her
>subs to her
>posts her
what

>>14225
>aliens aren't real
then why is there a kanji about them????宇宙人　the japs have known about the alyuns for Zillenia

>>14226
I download, watch and post cute girls. Maybe you should try it :)

>>14228
yeah and she has another account with a gorillion more toks for you to download, watch and post, dumpasss

>>14229
yeah idgaf about tenshi buddy, how about you fricking have a good night's rest, you deserve a comfy cozy 8 hours tucked under the blankets nice and warm with sweet dreams and then a nice breakfast in bed to wake up to, wish us nekos all lived in one big neko mansion, itd be so cool, we could have movie nights in the in-home cinema, id bake cookies, we'd even have a swimming pool and invite the huzz over for the pool parties, when I win the lottery i will make this happen, to the mooooon

>>14229
I have less than 13 tenshi toks downloaded, I havent downloaded a new one in months

thank you for informing me about her second account but I already knew. :)

Gonna run some Louis Theroux docus tomororw since I'm not at work

played a 2 am cs match
had a funny sounding turkish guy and a cute sounding polish guy in my team 😳

zaoshanghao beijing

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them

good morning nekos, isnt life wonderful when you wake up at 9am and dont have work for FIVE days

>>14236
>two of them
Two of whom? I don't know who's trolling who.
>isnt life wonderful when you wake up at 9am
Why yes it is :D Let's go, we're wake up hour buddies :D
Also good morning to (You) and to all the funky nekos 😎
I've decided to unpack the koto archive I've downloaded a long time ago.

>>14237
shes called koto cus when you see her you go oh no xD

>>14238
shes called ables cus all her fans are now in shambles xD

>>14239
one bottle a day isnt my life being in shambles, thats pretty normal, FUCK YOU

>>14240
>1 bottle of 0.7l vodka a day
You wouldn't last a day. There are people that are capable of that kind of feat but they're very rare.

チケン ジオケイ!!!!

>>14242
>チケン ジオケイ
Sure, but what does that have to do with the tok buddy?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VT5gSCjz-yI [Embed]
Learned what the word 全部 (ぜんぶ） from the best monogatari opening means yesterday
means all/everything :3
>>14242

>>14244
Did you learn yet what abaj means though?

>>14245
abaj? there is no j in japanese phonetics

>>14246
啊 :)

>>14247
>啊
do you mean that it looks like "ABaJ" or what

>>14248
It's an old jojo meme, but yea basically.

>>14249
apparently its basically not used in japanese, only in overly dramatized / archaic situations? it's not even in the dictionary. at least not the eng-jp or jp-jp ones I have checked

>>14250
I think it's a chinese grunt sound that wasn't translated in the duwang translation of part 5 jojo.

nekka I dont speak CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗
my fu does that

>>14252
Then why do you use chinese signs huh?
Exposed for his lies once again…

you use ARABIC numbers!!! and LATIN letters!!!!! you use greek math symbols!!!!!!!!
wazzup beijing

>>14254
Yea that's because I'm arabic-latin-greek-polish :D
I'm basically a direct descendant of Aristotle 😎

>he is a direct descendant of every kang in history
catto will be FURIOUS when he finds out that this guy is more royalty than he is...

>>14256
I'm actually only the direct descendant of every white king in history.
Catto on the other hand is the direct descendant of egyptian kangz.

>>14257
is the karen cosplayer (blue kimono) a man or? sus face
same with the last (blue haired) cos, what da hecko?

>>14259
Ossessionato

>>14260
high T woman, shrimply as

nevermind, I looked up the last cosplayer and apparently thats just how italian women look HAHAHA

>>14262
>thats just how italian women look HAHAHA
Beyond over, italian nekos in shambles…

>>14263
all 0 of them

I have confidential information that suggests that Obama might be the Acid poster. You didn't hear this from me.

>>14265
Adam Obama?

>>14266
movie night idea: we just watch a few adam obama streams haha

>>14267
If you have them I'm down honestly.

can 4chan come back up already

>>14269
No. We hate the four chans in here buddy.

>>14268
I have like half of them cus he deleted them within hours of streaming and could only get the ones I was present for
I think they total to 2-some hours or something
>>14269
My life has been immeasurably worse since it went down. I even, by my own volition,... went outside... for the first time in a long time. It sucks, honestly. I told my friend the story about the site getting hacked and he said "Time to download tiktok so you can keep getting brainrotted while it's down." If only he knew
I told him "Imagine if youtube went down for 3 weeks" and he shivered at the thought

>>14271
>Imagine if youtube went down for 3 weeks
That would be actually pretty bad, but I don't think it's happening.
Well I can bide the time with some torrents of series that I haven't watched or something but still I wouldn't like that.
4chan couldn't have been that interesting though, even then I think if you really want to you can find wherever some people migrated if you want to, maybe 8ch or whatever the equivalent of 8ch is now?

>>14272
>4chan couldn't have been that interesting though
I only browsed /fit/ and /int/ and sure, I can probably go to newmisc (the new bodybuilding.com misc board after bbcom shut down) and for int I probably wont find a replacement and its only 3 weeks, its not that bad but I am so bored
I have been reading random kiwifarms threads but they dont hit the same. People are just much more whiny there
>That would be actually pretty bad, but I don't think it's happening
it was simply an analogy for him since he is probably spends more time on youtube than I do on 4chan

though tbh I am "bored" even when 4chan is up so nothing has changed, has it
I have a brazillion games and series to watch and... I'm just not gonna do that HAHAHHAHAH
I am the architect of my own misery nya-ha-ha-ha~ >;3
I have found a new use case for ChatGPT and language learning models that isnt programming: acting like a faux therapist. As long as it doesn't need to have accurate information, it's actually somewhat useful. I have spent the last hour just venting about random stuff to it and, while nothing has changed, I have gotten a slightly new perspective on things I did it in incognito mode so that the FEDS cant track me

>>14274
>2nd spoiler
Tbh you could probably do that on a local machine too, just load up a random model and you would be 100% safe.
Not that it really matters, though I don't like giving Altman my info beyond anything that's absolutely needed.
But yea it sounds like a FREAKING (YOU) PROBLEM BUDDY FUCK YOU 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
I'm going to eat don't @ me silly nekos

>>14275
> local machine
yeah ik, I just dont feel like spending a few hours setting up llama to do something once and then never again
I still think its pretty useless as a whole but it was decent enough to give me one (1) thing to think about after like an hour of back and forth
Probably wont ever do it again but at least it's not as bad at that as it is with knowing how many 'r's there are in strawberry or if 9,10 is bigger than 9.9
omg koto futaba cos wazzup beijing

wtf is her problem??/

>>14277
her problem is that she cant stop winning

my life is complete

>type in chat and tell ehr what item to buy
>mod INSTANTLY replies with !build
Tenshi is using a coaching app to decide her builds for her whilst she is still new to League and learning how to play. Please don't try and tell her what to build unless she asks!

>>14277
Based?
>>14279
HE CANT STOP WINNING
CHAZPRINCETON IS THE KING

Why are they called champions, why aren't they called legends? It's League of LEGENDS not Competition of CHAMPIONS

>>14283
Its the same problem with just religiously following a guide in dota, it won't teach you how to build.

>>14285
That was a good comment. I'm surprised it took them so long to delete my fake pedo message

>>14286
I didnt even see it get deleted, mustve been off-page by then
ANY other person wouldve gotten banned for that but she just laughed

>>14287
Yeah, it was a literal, "hey guys im a pedophile here to talk to children" comment and she just laughed it off. thats insane chad aura

BETTER THAN SAYING "TIME TO EAT A MINER" XDDDD

>>14289
lmao I didnt even get banned, just jannied

kinda weird how there is literally one funny guy in a chat of 150

read my comment over yours
the copy strat wins again

>I don't see a message from you
...

>my steam is Novakle, add me on there
[INSTANTLY DELETED]

*taps the sign*
IMPERSONATING CHAT MODERATION OFFICERS IS A FEDERAL CRIME

*taps the sign*
Do NOT hurt the streamer's bottom line. You WILL be shot out of a CANNON

"I went crazy that game"
Dogshit enemies kept walking into you and dying...

>>14297
yeah she played so incredibly bad but won cus she played vs a handless gimp

>17:20 A message from vintoreoo was deleted: hey queen 👑 did you ever try to fart and burp at …
AHAHAHAHAHAHA AND SHE READS IT TOO XDDDD

>she is lying about being a schizo with sleep paralysis now
why do women do this

>>14300
women somehow dont know how to wake up properly cus every woman I have talked to has said that they have sleep paralysis yet Ive never heard men say that theyve had it more than, at most if at all, one time

>>14301
Women are fucking obsessed with lying.
>I have trained myself to not open my eyes when I wake up but try to move
what does this even mean, how can you train yourself to not open your eyes when you wake up.

>I struggle against fizz more than ahri
ANOTHER LIE

why is my realtime posting not working
i cant see my nekos typing :(

is flash just the dumbest game mechanic of all time

>>14301
>yet Ive never heard men say that theyve had it more than, at most if at all, one time
I know it's probably a literal setup for "AHAHAHA NOT REAL MAN" but I've had regular sleep paralysis, I think I even mentioned it before.
It's more of a factor of where and how you sleep, if you sleep like a normal human being on the bed and are not under excessive amounts of stress you shouldn't be experiencing it too often.
>>14303
I didn't feel like refreshing the site and it broke at some point today.

one day when I inevitably reach 50k pred points, I will redeem the "direct the raid" to chazs channel
>>14304
its just a long cd short range blink dagger

>>14305
>literal setup for "AHAHAHA NOT REAL MAN"
no, I just, that I remember, have never heard any dude ever talk about having them. I have had it once but I didnt see or hear anything, I just couldnt move my body

>>14306
>pred points
💀

Ok I've officially been watching Tenshi for over an hour, i am CLOSING THE STREAM. I have wasted too much time and she's not even reading messages these last few games.
>>14306
yeah but if everyone has one, whats the point

>>14309
>whats the point
to outplay, escape or whatever once every 5 minutes

>>14310
you press F to escape, enemy presses F to chase, nothing changes. Same if they use it to engage.

It just makes fights longer

>>14311
then you can use that 5 minute time to not be harassed by the enemy or to set up ganks for your team to punish the enemy using their flash

Going live with some Louis Theroux kinos in 5 minutes

omg acid's bf made a cosplay tiktok account, this is so pogchamp, I cannot wait to see all the cool tiktoks he makes

Thank you guys for being around, you're all really nice people

>>14317
Fact checkers, get on this

>>14316
>I get to post the first Sam tok :D
😴😴😴
>Also, new acid :D
🙀 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>14317
The Neko Truthseeker Council has deemed this fact 100% false.

>>14321
>It's a Sam board
MORE LIKE SAM BORED 😴😴😴😴😴
>4chans
Don't mention it, the 4chan neko will get tfwnoshitpostboard pangs…
Good morning though :D
>5 years
That's really nice, hope they last actually.
Oh yea, funky posted. As in actually, on her tiktok.

>>14322
>funky posted
I told you this yesterday :)

>>14323
BUDDY I HAVE LITERALLY RAN THE SCRIPT THE MOMENT YOU SAID THAT YOU FUCKING BENCHOD LIAR FUCK YOU 🖕🖕
SHE LITERALLY POSTED THIS ONE ON Saturday 19 April 2025 05:00:30 GMT FIVE HOURS AGO

>>14324
>GMT
Good Morning Time :D

wazzup nekojin

>>14326
howdy fella

>>14327
whats on the !docket today

>>14328
!docket
League Of Legends (Cho'Gath Mid) > Live Tinder Swipes > IRL Stream Gym (Leg Day) > Depressed Bedrotting for 8 hours

>>14329
>Live Tinder Swipes
I have watched twitch streamers do this before and its hilarious every time

>>14329
>League Of Legends (Cho'Gath Mid)
I have watched twitch streamers do this before and its infuriating every time

nekos... would you be mad at me if I posted the wazzup beijing tok again?...
🥺
👉👈

>>14332
Yes.

wazzup beijing

>>14334
Well, now I'm actually mad, congratulations.

>>14335
slash me uses crow voice
>Well, now I'm actually mad, congratulations.
🤓☝

HOW DOES SHE MISS LAST HITS IN AN UNCONTESTED LANE

>>14337
time to find out

>walks up to contest nashor
>looks at it
>walks around a bit
>gets ccd
>nashor dies
>instantly forgets everything else cus her only thought was "take the nashor"
>stand around casting 0 abilities until she dies
its like she was reset to factory settings

Her laning was interesting, she does the aoe stun/damage thing to kill the 3 ranged creeps and then consistently missed every single melee creep for like 5 waves in a row whilst I was watching. She hit the melee creeps too, just always a second early. Enemy mid was off ganking/doing whatever the fuck and she was only last hitting because her ability at that level instantly killed ranged creeps.

Cool game!

she is genuinely 80 iq
she has no ability to discern thing she doesnt know from the context of the conversation
>if you press tab and look at cs nr, 15 is worth 1 kill
>uuuh, I know what cs means but what is nr???
seriously?

she read "porco dio" in italian and then her muslim mod or something started wigging out spamming "ITS BLASPHEMY ITS BLASPHEMY" and started banning people that explained to her what porco dio meant when she was freaking out

>>14343
That's just part and parcel of watching a big twitch stream

stop watching the tenshi stream.
open up youtube, there are MILLIONS of videos worth watching instead.

I get to post it :D

Do you think the prolonged downtime will be good for imageboards long term? 4chan has been pretty shit for a while, if this filters out a lot of shitters and some people decide to post on other boards instead like tanachan, imageboard culture might improve.

>>14347
it wont change a thing imo
the annoying people that "left" 4chan for other places will just return when it goes back up because thats the fastest medium. at most they will post on both places but they will never completely abandon their "main" site cus thats the fast one
same with sturdy downtimes

>>14348
its different to sturdy, they went back because nekomin is a menace who actually enforces the rules and bans the sturdy guys when they break the rules

>>14349
I really doubt a single thing changes

>>14350
something always changes.

>>14349
IIRC the actual answer is that neko has a lot of vpns banned, which cavers use extensively. The problem with those is not that they use it though, it's that the worst people posting there use it to evade.

I actually change my mind, if anything I think 4chan might become worse - assuming no changes in terms of moderation. The bad-faith, ragebait, trollposting people obviously dont wanna wait multiple hours to get one reply. People that make good posts and actually want to discuss things are much more likely to and are thus, according to me, more likely to stay (or at least mainly post) on altchans with less activity
It might actually only get worse due to the ratio of shit posts to good posts increasing

>>14353
The altchan that the /f1/ thread moved to has been spammed for hours today by one guy with a VPN seething that the altchan bans pepe and soyjak images.

Trolls will always find an audience and something to shitpost about, no matter how small

>>14353
The most probable outcome, no idea what >>14347 neko is thinking, what person that trolls and shitposts wants to stay on an altchan unless it's unmoderated, and then if it's unmoderated or moderated poorly it probably has much lower user count.
I should really start writing code I have literally not written anything for a week AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHELPME

>>14354
and you think he is gonna stay on that altchan when 4chan goes back up? He is gonna go right back to where he can get the most eyes on his waste posts
Some people might stay on that off-shoot general just like we have with neko
>no matter how small
if anything, that is the "biggest" one right now, no matter how small.

>>14356
thats what I mean, trolls will go wherever there is activity, when 4chan is back up, I agree, it'll be worse, the shitters will return

>>14347
Im actually unsure now if this post is asking if 4chan will get better (given that it talks about 4chan being shit for a while and that the downtime might filter out the shitters (that are making 4chan bad?)) or if it is saying that "some people" (good posters) are going to stay on alt chans? its a bit unclear to me

>tenshi was homeschooled
it all makes sense now

>>14359
I could save her.
Makes sense, she gives off middleclass vibes, though earlier she claimed she grew up poor, without internet and they always ate frozen food for dinner. Nah, poor people don't homeschool.

last thread had some really good posts
upside down

>>14362
this thread is gimmickless so we are not allowed to gimmick post
all my gimmicks are pent up and waiting to be released all over the next edition 🥵

>>14363
If this guy doesn't have multiple funny gimmicks next thread, I will be actually mad, congratulations.

What the world really needs is another imageboard dedicated to japanese culture and anime...

What the world really needs is for me to get a girlfriend so that I calm down

name my band

>>14367
How the HR department looks at you when you're about to get fired but come up with a doctor's note saying you're stressed.

>>14367
>The Bone Golems
why does the guy in the top right look like he's mewing

The first clip is from 2022.

Young maeve a CUTE. a CUTE!!!

>>14370
If she's so cute why you don't post her more HUH? Explain that.

wazzzup neijin

>>14371
I cant post I CANT POST

anyone notice how fat ugly kay is only ever posted as a gag? cow come she has no consistent posters

>Sam Altman Admits That Saying "Please" and "Thank You" to ChatGPT Is Wasting Millions of Dollars in Computing Power
AHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAHAHAHAA
>researchers at the University of California, studied the impacts of generating a 100-word email. They found that just one email requires .14 kilowatt-hours worth of electricity, or enough to power 14 LED lights for an hour. If you were to send one AI email a week over the course of a year, you'd use an eye-watering 7.5kWh, roughly equal to an hour's worth of electricity consumed by 9 households in Washington DC.

>>14378
apparently there might be upwards of 11,3 billion people* so 500 milly is a bit under 5%
*as per new estimations
but your post is also assuming that these 500 million active users only generate one extra message between them whilst the biggest AIeets probably generate billions

>>14375
It would probably help if she posted more than once a month. Her last tok is from 12th of march.
>>14376
>.14 kilowatt-hours
That's like 3 euro cents per 100 words, could've been worse. I'm pretty sure I waste more (than 7.5kwh) electricity by just not turning off my PC at night.
Wait a second the numbers do not add up even, assume every thank you generates like a 200-300 word reply, that's let's say 10 cents, wait wtf is Altman saying this is bonkers, he's saying there's 500 million active chatgpt users LMAO.
Five hundred million, that's like 10% of the globe, that's probably even more than 20-30% of internet population.

>I can imagine some people using the api extensively but they are not dumb enough to program in "Thank you" responses. The only people that would be doing that is casual users.
Do you think people only ever send a single message? People other than programmers spam GPT, too
Even if you want to assume only people hooking the API key spam it, just look at all the /tech/ people from turdy who program GPT into other programs so they can have AI erp

>>14375
She unfortunately is just kinda mogged by clover. I don't post clover much anymore because I dont think the nekos would like her gay harry potter shipping toks as much as I do.

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP ENDMIN WHY IS MY UPLOAD LIMITED TO LIKE 50 KB/S

>>14377
5 megs was uploading this long btw, and it's not my internet.
Actually I've checked and it's supposedly 5.56b internet users (that's probably a big assumption though, I highly doubt it's 5.56b of daily users) which Altman literally claims to have 10% of the TOTAL internet user population to use his service at least WEEKLY. AND he says it's growing rapidly.
I can imagine some people using the api extensively but they are not dumb enough to program in "Thank you" responses. The only people that would be doing that is casual users.

>>14379
He should just genuinely not run it through his servers and automatically filter "thank you" messages at the end of the convo if it's actually wasting "millions of dollars".
It's a 20 minute programming job for anyone at his offices.

Oh okay, org works fine, it's the funny wack-a-mole again.

.net works for me buster

>>14385
>WHAT THE FUCK IS UP ENDMIN WHY IS MY UPLOAD LIMITED TO LIKE 50 KB/S
I was referring to that fact (it worked, I have uploaded the file eventually, it just took like 5 minutes to upload 11 meg tok)

another happy kpop dance tok to add to the collection

wassup nekomin

>Tenshi is live: new camera angle.. TENSHI IS LIVE
feetcam pogchamp

>>14389
SHES GOT THE BADBUNNYX COLONOSCOPY CAM??? HOOOOLY

>>14389
>>14390
Have you guys seen the colonoscopy+feet cam? I dunno if I ever posted about it but I've seen an example for reasons. Lemme look it up I'll post it here.
This has to be some kind of peak twitch ngl.

crazy how she gets 3 minions per wave and only because she can oneshot them

>>14391
AWFUL FEET NGL

building armor vs 4 ap champions, yuuuuuup thats tenshi all right

>ap champions
zamn he works for riot games??

>>14393
Well, I didn't say it was good, I've just said it was peak (retarded imo).
>>14394
Lmao, does her build app not work with checking what type of damage do enemies deal? Though now that I think about it lol really never had good defensive capability when it comes to itemization.

>>14397
swifted sub gifters are insane to me, like, 50% of that money is going to amazon. you are a sub cuck for jeff bezos. you could give her 60% of that money through paypal and put the other 40% into s&p500.

>>14396
>does her build app not work with checking what type of damage do enemies deal?
the in-game item recommendations do, her app (that she is using only because her org is sponsored by it) doesnt care a bit for that. it only gives you the top winrate build completely divorced from any and all reasoning for why that is the highest winrate build in a much higher elo than hers

>>14400
8 isnt that much and i dont know who that is
youve donated literally 200 pounds to her, black potneko...

>>14401
I wasnt making fun of him OR HER, I was just archiving the amount of swifted subs she's received this stream

two hundred british pounds…

ANOTHER 10, EPIC W

my tenshi watch time
>2 days
YOUR tenshi watch time
>2 days, 1 hour

>>14405
the amount of money you have made her
>220 GBP + ad rev
the amount of money I have made her
>0 GBP in ad rev

>>14406
the money keeps going up every time you say it

>>14407
200 + your 5 month recurring sub

>>14408
It wasn't 200, thats nearly double.

>>14409
post your bank statement now

>>14410
No, I don't want to reveal how much I've really spent... It's me, in the 4k gift sub guy

time to watch the f1 race and forget about hatewatching a league stream :D

life is wonderful

>I swear, if we were in a zombie apocalypse I would be the only survivor out of everyone in chat
only way that is would be if she fucked her way into a functioning stronghold. she cant even read, how is she gonna do anything alone

New Samtok :D

>>14413
pretty misogynistic to say a woman would only survive because she fucks guys to stay safe, tenshi is what, 5'5, skinny, no survival skills? yeah she'd obviously be just fine.

>>14413
I don't think any of the nekos would last very long in a zombie apocalypse. My best chance is looting a supermarket and hunkering down in a basement till I run out of food.

>>14416
I would not survive long at all desu

also f1neko post link I wanna have 2nd monitor content

Synchronizing your video stream with your frame buffer is difficult :(
>>14416
I still got some fat except for the muscle so I've got the best chances :D 100% I'm dying the first day

wow after watching that stream I am now an F1 fan!!

LA-LA-LA-LAVA 🌋, CH-CH-CH-CHICKEN 🐔
STEVE'S 👨🏿‍🦱 LAVA 🌋 CHICKEN 🐔, YEAH, IT'S TASTY 💋 AS HELL 🔥
OOH, MAMACITA 👩‍🍼, NOW YOU'RE RINGIN' THE BELL 🔔
CRISPY 🍠 AND JUICY 🍬, NOW YOU'RE HAVIN' A SNACK 🍿
OOH, SUPER SPICY 🌶️, IT'S A LAVA 🌋 ATTACK 👊🏿

Update on synchronizing your video stream with your frame buffer: I think it works now, I'm else a genius or going to be very mad when it shits the bed again.
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA HUMINA HUMINA LOOK FAST

>>14422
I'm gonna say it, I'm gonna say it, I can't hold it in anymore.

cute feet

>>14420
I opened it and they were just talking so I closed it
Cant believe a driving sport doesnt involve driving

>>14424
you must've opened it after the race was over

I've got a really funny joke next time a fat person says they're forklift certified

rebound status?

>>14427
No. 26 and falling.

>>14428
yeah I can tell you lift that fork all day

love you guys goodnight sleep well

I kinda refuse to believe that banana bread is a real thing. To me it is just this set of words that exists to reveal that you are the secret spy

>>14431
you refuse to believe that people have made flavour variants of something that has been a staple food for millennia?

>>14432
never seent it, never smelt it, never tast it. doesnt exist here. doesnt exist at all. shrimple as

>>14426
i am forklift certified and i weigh 300 pounds ugggghhhh im so fatttttt

>>14434
yeah I can tell you lift that fork all day

I hate being awake early, but here's another Ari tok for the nekos :)

I hate waking up at 6am, then going back to sleep and waking up at 11am, but here's good morning for the nekos :)

>>14436
>>14437
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
*eyes bulge out of sockets* *loud crash sound plays* *tongue rolls out like a carpet onto the table*

cant believe JD Vance killed the pope

>>14439
That is indeed very interesting, but have you seen this new funky tok?
We love funky :D

>>14440
>losing your cosplay charm
uh oh
also how are those toks from 2023 i remember when they were posted with "new funky" text what the spruce
also have you seen this old boni tok?
We love boni :D

I know who I am voting for

>>14441
>We love boni :D
truthseekers, can we check this post?

>>14443
TRUE.
Verified by REAL, UNBIASED Factcheckernekos.

As the elected dictator of Nekoville, I'm signing my first executive order to shut down the Truthseekers Association, we post in a high trust society, we don't need an expensive and slow bureaucracy to fact check things we already know to be true.

I am 6'1 btw, just thought I should mention this.

>>14441
>also have you seen this old boni tok?
It's uhhh, it's okay.
> i remember when they were posted with "new funky" text what the spruce
I think I might've posted the last one close to the time it was released, but the other ones definitely not.
>>14442
CHOOSE THE SECOND ONE!!!
>>14443
Neko Truthseeker Council has checked his post and has deemed it technically valid since he used royal we

>>14445
>6'1
>dictator
Why is the midget a dictator and why I (a certified 6'2 neko) am not?

>>14447
You struggle to empathize with the short nekos and he, as a fellow manlet, knows the struggle and thus can represent all of Nekohood

>>14447
Certified? More like Shirt is Dried, get back to doing laundry house-husband neko.

>>14448
YOURE FREAKING 5'4 THERES NO DIFFERENCE FOR YOU IF THE DICTATOR IS 6'1 or 6'2
>>14449
That's pretty bad even for a dad joke…

>>14450
>YOURE FREAKING 5'4 THERES NO DIFFERENCE FOR YOU IF THE DICTATOR IS 6'1 or 6'2
This is why he is the royal dictator and you are not. He gets what being short is like and you never will.

>>14451
Yea yea but listen to this: I've hit my (I think) PR of 10 pullups in a series again :D
I will get to 12x5 any day (and by any day I mean probably like 2 months from now at least)

The long, 4 day weekend is basically over, and I've spent a lot of it napping. of course I'd get sick just when I had the opportunity to really change my life, go to the gym daily, put all my savings into bitcoin, alas. I'll have to wait for easter next year..

>>14452
2 months from now i MIGHT have moved out and started working out again so you better be at 12 by then or I will quickly take off, leaving you in the DUST

>>14454
>leaving you in the DUST
>i MIGHT have moved out and started working out again
We both know this is not how it works buddy.

>>14453
>I'd get sick just when I had the opportunity to really change my life, go to the gym daily, put all my savings into bitcoin, alas. I'll have to wait for easter next year..
I'm sorry you got sick but I've got good news for you, you can change your life tomorrow and start going to the gym daily :D It's really that easy :D

>>14456
where I live the gyms are only open at easter, this is a true fact, and unfortunately the truthseekers association have been shut down but if they still existed they would verify my post.

>>14457
Neko Truthseeker Association has deemed this post 100% false.

>>14457
so this was the reason behind your scheme, acidposter-sama...
I will uproot you. Your day is coming

Arie is cute.

>Bethesda are releasing a remaster of Oblivion
zomg cant wait to spend 70 dollarydoos so I can replay the hecking arena!!

>>14461
😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴
Wake me up when there's a new Project Tamriel/Cyrodiil/Tamriel Rebuilt release. That's what I'm looking forward to.
I've seen the screens and they're dreadful.
Oh yea I don't think I ever did but I did download today all of the funky videos off of that cave scrape. Better late than never. There might be still some more but I dunno how to find them yet.

>>14462
Less than two weeks away Neko... The biggest city they've ever made, and all the content around it.

Me? I'm gonna make a female argonian who wears a modded maid dress.

>>14463
>Less than two weeks away Neko
Are you for real? Or is it "two weeks"? Anyway this is freaking cool, so much has already been released. Morozoomers, we're eating good.
Oh, this classic, very nice that I have it in HD now :)

>>14464
It was originally scheduled for the 1st of May 2025, I think there's some slight delays, but it'll be out in early May.

>>14465
Damn, that's really nice, I am still genuinely amazed by how well the project is doing.
>still no good female cos from susu
It's over… It's going to be endless boycos…

just got a 1v5 clutch ace 4 headshot starting from glock no armor vs full buy round on the enemy team to save the round
then my team decides to turbo throw the entire match
i ended 29-13 highest dmg in the game and my team went
16-20
14-19
11-20
10-20
if I can download the demo I will post a clip of it so csneko can praise me (✿◡‿◡)

>>14467
The Truthseekers are disbanded for one day and already Lying Leonard is here making up claims about his CS2 skills.

turns out it was three headshots

>>14467
what the hell handsome AND good at CS?

@csneko it's something about t-side ancient that makes the nekos ace

>>14471
epic plays from Lurking Larry.

That grenade from the final guy would've killed you had he just thrown it a little further right so it bounced outwards. Good round