first for WESTSIDE

LOOK AT THE STARS
>>14839
>>14840
>im a fan
Well that goes without saying, you'd probably like anything boni does…
>bright yellow
>dyed her eyebrows
I'm not gonna say I'm a fan but maybe it's better than her former hair?
The eyebrow choice is puzzling at best tbf.
Also first Arie of the thread :D

One of these days I'll actually archive of all of Maeve's toks from her original (now private) account. That, will not be today, good morning to the nekos! Life is wonderful, there's a bank holiday on monday so no work :D

BGC was fun yesterday, played a full game, then spent like 50 minutes hanging out and talking to Himmler and Chudleigh (I hope you're writing this nicknames down because it's getting difficult for me to remember them all), most of it was just bitching about King Autismal who happily won't be there this sunday, so we'll all have fun, and then next sunday it'll be back to work at the shit factory.

>>14848
Chudleigh, the same guy who brought up the funfact of Elizabeth Rule 34 from Bioshock: Infinite redefining the animation medium or some shit, tried to do the same thing yesterday.

>Hey guys, funfact do you know how Vampires are created in the Elder Scrolls?
I cut him off and diverted the conversation because I could really really tell he just wanted to bring up Molag Bal raping people to death to turn them into vampires, and his title as 'The King of Rape'

Some people seriously have no fucking filter. That's not even entirely true, thats how pure blooded vampires are made but most vampires just bite another guy and he becomes a vampire. It's yet another misinformation piece because he's just trying to be edgy.

You'd like him funkertron, HE'S BALD.

>>14849
>Molag Bal factoid
I think I memoryholed that one, I faintly remember hearing about it somewhere but if you asked me "how the vampirism spreads in TES" I'd probably just say through porphyric hemophilia disease (which is basically a proxy for being bitten)
>You'd like him funkertron
>bald and a retard
Yea I'm sure I'd be delighted to be in his presence.

All of these characters are LITERALLY me.
>>14850
The disease is how it actually spreads, but skyrim introduces the vampire lords in a dlc, and it can be inferred that Molag Bal raped the Volkihar family to death to turn them into pure blooded vampire lords, because he is the king of rape, and Serana says she suffered 'things'. It being Skyrim, it's never explicitly said that they all willingly got raped to death by a daedric prince, but thats what fans assume.

It's just silly to randomly bring that up, I have to remember that a lot of people at BGC are 5-6 years younger than me and still quite immature and also autistic so they don't understand bringing up rape isn't funny in a board game club context.

>>14846
I think it looks cute and she looks pretty
you a hoe anyways FUCK YOU

>>14851
>All of these characters are LITERALLY me.
>he's bald
NAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
For me? It's Cowboy Bebop, Jotaro and maybe Saitama
>Skyrim raping the lore
See what I did there? Hehehehe
I have actually never played the DLC for Skyrim, I was so disappointed by the base game I never picked it up again. Basically if it's anything past Morrowind I'll be skeptical and if it's past Oblivion I just don't care about what Todd made up.
>still quite immature and also autistic
Naaaaaaaah, you've got some real selection bias going on there. Believe me I've been at IT in uni, so basically autism central 99% male and it was higher functioning than what you have at BGC.
And there were quirky people, I don't deny it, but they were harmless quirky and mostly adapted. At 19 and over you should just know things and not be completely socially stunted.
>>14852
I'm not even a hater bud, I just think unnatural hair color looks wack, doesn't matter who it is, I think funkys hair color looks wack with her rainbow color blend.

>>14853
>Believe me I've been at IT in uni, so basically autism central 99% male and it was higher functioning than what you have at BGC.
tfw Himmler and some others said they thought I was a computer science student before I told them I did a biology degree

I give off chud energy... it's joever..
>>14852
Not him I think the hair looks good, did you like my parody about it last thread???

Spent an hour of my morning talking to a japanese bloke who wanted to practice his english pronunciation
He spoke well and I understood basically everything he said first try
He was a funny guy. He says he looks forward to the day we can talk again but in japanese
>>14854
>did you like my parody about it last thread?
yeah I liked it. I wouldnt had made the connection otherwise but I really like that album and might relisten to it now because of that
also I already called first last thread so your post >>14845 is null and void. SCREW. YOU!!

>>14854
>said they thought I was a computer science student before I told them I did a biology degree
>I give off chud energy... it's joever..
It's your stinky smelly aura. Trust me, I am a Funky poster. I know what that stank is like.
Attaching

WESTSIDE

>>14854
>I give off chud energy... it's joever..
No, it's autismal energy. ITs are not known for being chuds, actually the opposite I think, barring the natural skew of men towards conservatism.
>>14855
>also I already called first last thread
That was a first post of the month, not first post of the thread… He doesn't even know what first he's claiming… Stewpid…

Lmao trying to impersonate me without a funky tok, the biggest failure.

Take this hair for example, it is not funkys natural hair but I don't mind since the color is more or less natural looking so it's w/e.

>>14857
I hope you are writing a parody to Hit 'em up right now
>First off, fuck your fu and the toks you claim
>Neko when we ride, come equipped with game
>You claim to be a player, but I scrape your fu

>>14859
I'm still working on my one word parody, sorry!

WESTSIDE, or, if bonald was there, HOMOSIDE.

����U

INTP btw if there are any single female nekos here :^)

>>14863
>INTP
Major ick

u guys hear that the sharty runs malware on ur pc when you browse it?

>>14865
Well I hope they use my CPU cycles wisely.

my adblocker still makes me not see ads on youtube but now I instead have a black buffering screen for what i assume is the duration of the ad
the adpocalypse has finally caught up to me and I am in deep trouble

>>14867
Didn't happen to me yet, are you using ublock? Well I also use brave's built in one but that one also seem to just werk.
Maybe you're getting the new "feature" of having ads built into the video stream tested on you. I've seen the guy that's responsible for sponsorskip complaining about it since it makes all the timestamps off.

19 posts to go until 14888 the doubleplusgood number

>>14869
I'm gonna claim it for my heilfu

>>14870
No, I am, for my favorite fu (Kay).

Get this pisshaired hag off my fyp!!!

>>14872
>hag
She's 15..

>>14873
>pisshaired hag
I don't think he's talking about the tok attached.

my mom is an AI zogbot despite how many times I show her how stupid it is and even used it to ask it how LLMs work (without leading questions) to which it plainly stated what I have been telling her
>yeah but it's so easy and frictionless
gg

>>14872
rude??

>>14875
how did these people survive with google? they just use chatgpt like its a fucking search engine

https://youtube.com/watch?v=i7Ufn_da_-c [Embed]

1:40
ZOMG!!!

The new landscapes look fucking great, it's like you're playing Fallout New Vegas' honest hearts DLC.

>>14877
If google hasn't been making sure that the quality of the search is going down gradually I don't think AI would've been as popular as it is.
I find myself doing the same just because using a search engine for anything but the simplest search keywords is a pain nowadays, even though I know AI can easily lie to me.
>>14878
LETS FREAKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It actually looks awesome. Just looking at how much they've achieved in this engine I'm honestly impressed. Sovl. Todd could never manage to make such an epic game nowadays.

*tickles u again while you're soundly asleep*
every night? a tickle post 4 u

>>14880
erm

goodnight to the nekos, hopefully tomorrow I wake up to a new world, one where nigel fricking farage is president of the UK.

phwoah, look at this english roses, proudly supporting reform uk.

if all has gone well, I will wake up in 7 hours at 9 am and feel good
now we lie and wait.

gg we windows

>>14880
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?
>>14884
Good morning neko, I'm sorry to inform you but this is a GNU™/Linux™® board and we do not condone using the words "winws" or "mi*s*ft".

>no new toks
We starving today :(

good morning to the nekos, woah I have neko open in two tabs and I can see myself liveposting. hi mom im famous!! liveposting is moving so fast nobody will see that im gay

>>14886
>nobody will see that im gay
Naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr he's gay it's over for him. Might as well go for the males at the BGC.
>Three Days Grace - Numb.mp4
BUDDY… PAL… why the heck are you naming the toks like that…
Also good morning :D

I might as well blogpost that I haven't done pretty much any progress on my app since yesterday. I am literally SICK of being such a dumpass procrastinator.

>>14888
she does not carry the grace of a woman
you can tell she is autistic

>>14889
>she does not carry the grace of a woman
because she is not a woman, she is a girl, a CHILD, basically if you scrape this 'fu, prison is the fate for (You)
>>14888
good post, kay is sauuur cute in this tok, she's not posted on her main in ages, my scraper lies dormant...
>>14887
>spoiler
It's a tiktok story, since it lacks a number ID I'm saving them seperately wiht the song title in a different folder
>blogpost
woah, great blogpost! maybe tomorrow we'll get a three sentence blogpost!

>>14890
>since it lacks a number ID
it doesnt

@catto
this portuguese singer is the dad of a namefag in the swedish /int/ general https://youtube.com/watch?v=983s3avLqHE [Embed]
have you heard of him?

>>14891
I don't know what the number ID is.

>>14893
then how do you download the tok?

>>14890
>basically if you scrape this 'fu, prison is the fate for (You)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xPWdSRXBZOk [Embed] 🙀🙀🙀🙀
>>14890
>It's a tiktok story
Okay, I'll forgive you this time.
>maybe tomorrow we'll get a three sentence blogpost!
I'll try my best 😎 Thank you for your support fellow Neko 😄
>>14892
>7.3M views
Holy moly, he has to be pretty famous in the country.

>>14896
I see now that if I click the link, the tok's ID is visible. DO NOT REPLY I HAVE SOLVED IT MYSELF. DO NOT REPLY.

[THIS THREAD IS LOCKED]

>>14896
You should actually probably delete the link, I think there was some embedded info in it that could be identifiable when you shared it (a while ago, dunno if it still does that)

>>14898
What link? Schizo alert... Replying to nothing... Meds status??

this guy LOVES animal pictures
also fus can see when you click "share -> copy link" btw

>>14899
I've had a cursory look through it and it doesn't seem to be true anymore but better safe than sorry.

>Oh no, maeve can see that I copy the links of all her tiktok stories
she might block you if she finds it strange

>>14901
>doesn't seem to be true anymore
>post above is LITERALLY facedoxxing me
>>14900
Oh no, maeve can see that I copy the links of all her tiktok stories, it's so fucking over

>>14903
>post above is LITERALLY facedoxxing me
This your ava on tiktok? I was looking at the link and it had only the uuid of maeve and the uuid of the tok but I didn't try to do more than that.

Why do I do anything?
Stream? The nekos doxx me
Post Maeve's tiktok stories? The nekos doxx me
Blogpost about my life and accidentally write my city name in the post? The nekos doxx me

oh I just realized why all the tiktok story links that I got had the tok ID directly in them? i guess it was cus i was logged out and it had nothing to put in the tracker info idk

>>14905
>accidentally write my city name in the post
That was so freaking funny, you DUMBASS, actual IDIOTA (I still remember it btw you're so doxxed buddy)

someone dropped a neoclassic hegelian doxx document on a swedish namefag today on this blessed friday
we all cadaverlaughed at the picture and are now listening to his dad speak his weird portuguese language

>>14907
>That was so freaking funny
For weeks afterwards I kept looking behind me, worried that I'd see some tall chadrick looking guy wearing an anime graphic t-shit and hello kitty socks stalking me. Fortunately, even walking through the city centre I felt pretty safe, if a real neko was there they'd tower above the normies so I'd spot them and have time to run and hide in the local bingo parlor.

Monday is a bank holiday so I've not got work, what's on the stream !docket for that day?

>>14909
>if a real neko was there they'd tower above the normies
I'm only slightly above average (6'2 btw) so I think I can blend in and surprise you, you will not see it coming bud. I'll also wear no neko related merch 😈
>>14910
Seconding, !docket, where's Mr Streamer when you need him?

Emergency Emergency paging Mr Streamer, when are you finishing Resident Evil 1 on stream? And also do you have plans for a movie on caturday? I was

maybe this year, maybe next one and no

Okay, great, because Himmler told me to watch pic related, so I might stream that for a caturday flick.

I just remembered Louis Theroux released a new documentary about Israel/Palestine, I need to see if I can get that too

>>14915
>Israel/Palestine
Yea and I bet that lib stands with Palestine (ewww), we in this house stand proud with Israel! MIGA

some portuguese bloke just posted in the swedish int thread with a pic named "fu with the neko" but catto isnt in this thread???? what the spruce

>>14917
That was me, I bought a vpn just to troll the HECK out of you.

>>14917
Can't believe I'm getting eye mogged by a fricking neko (animal not human)

>>14919
that cat is destined to be a great philosopher o algo

yeah catto (assuming it was catto) I looked at he link in the picture and apparently its not the same Jorge Ferreira
naurr faildoxx in the threaden

there's been TWO faildoxxes today, total neko defeat

>>14922
Yea, lemme type in your city letter by letter and we'll see who's faildoxxing who
N o rth carolina fUCK YOU 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

even the first letter is wrong dude
nvm he is realdoxxing another neko, I'm safe

>>14924
I'm a real confusa when I see her eyebrows 😄

I like this tok a lot

>>14923
Actually, I'm currently in Hamburg! Waiting for the rest of the nekos to show up :))

born to play league, forced to watch valorant 'pro' games

>>14927
Are you actually? You'd make me feel guilty :( Though I really couldn't make it to Hamburg I swear.
>>14928
She could've been a pro at league if not for having to watch those (nao falsa)

I'm watching a review of The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay (game) and Vin Diesel is such a freaking nerd lol. Like talking about Warcraft lore on the stage where he's doing a promo for the movie kind of nerd.
It's so funny to see since he's obviously associated with the fast'n'furious and all those turbo normie targeted movies.

>>14930
>6'3 jacked bald action movie star is actually a turbo nerd who wants to make movies about his D&D OC
he is LITERALLY ME.

>>14931
>he is LITERALLY ME
Well yea, barring the 6'3 jacked action movie star part

>>14932
omg new acid???? pogchamps in chat

>>14933
>new acid
I wish… No new acids… No new funkies… No new nemurus… I AM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
>>14934
The joke is so bad it's almost good.

>>14935
new boni tho :D ^3^

>>14936
But that's YOUR fu buddy, I want for MY fu to upload ;_;

https://x.com/NetKlips/status/1908918212906934553
AHAHHAHHAHHAA
THIS IS TOO FUNNY
I would listen to this, it actually goes kinda hard https://litter.catbox.moe/nrn7i3.mp3

>>14938
SO MANY HEILS I'VE DONE FOR MY 'FU
-Kanye "I gave my cousin a blowjob" West

It's getting increasingly hard to say I think Kanye has made good music bros... When he was a nazi? Yeah sure whatever, but now he's GAY???

They don't understand the toks I post on 'chen'

>>14940
twi-tter
chen
syllable fail

>>14941
You don't understand the parodies I post on neko

>>14938
>>14939
Lmao. He's so stupid, well at least it's funny to see him spiral out of control.
>>14942
THIS ONE FITS EVEN WORSE!

they dont understand the syllables i post on this nekosite

>>14944
Neko heil Canthinky

>>14945
You mean Nekka heil 'thinky, right? RIGHT?

flower of brasil be like:
>lets have a photoshoot underneath a public walkway inbetween a bunch of galvanised metal crowd control & site barriers

they changed her...

>>14947
>>14948
Do not look at those 2 pictures one over the other

>>14937
Have you seen the photos your fu's been taking?

I am officially declaring war on Bossman. I will not eat a chicken tikka masala for the rest of my life.

>>14950
No and tbh I'm not that big of a saya fan. But I like your edit, it's pretty funny, +2.
>>14951
Naurrrrrrrrrrrr
He's never gonna taste the national dish… It's over for this guy…

>>14952
He's just a terrible manager, all he does when he's in your area is look for issues
>Hey Chaz, you've not cleaned the toilets
"Yeah, we're not even halfway into the shift, I do them at the end so nobody uses them after I'm done"
>He goes downstairs
>Hey [Barbara] you've not cleaned your toilets there's paper on the floor
"I have, obviously someone has come in after I'm done"

Now I know for a fact Barbara actually does clean her toilets first thing, but he complained about the same thing and told us opposite advice. I need to clean mine immediately, her at the end. And you know if it was reversed he'd say the reverse.

He's a shithead, literally just finds shit to complain about. Literally, he is complaining about shit.

>>14953
Well he's a middle manager so he has to do anything to justify his existence, no matter how stupid it is 😄
One day you might be the middle manager and you will be the one that makes up stuff just to annoy your peons.

@vchuubaneko fresh new squeeze for you

>>14938
I have been thinking and humming this song all day. THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TWITTER. the beat goes so hard

NEKOS SEE MY TWITTER BUT THEY DON'T SEE HOW I BE FEELING.

*t-t-tickles u for a microsecond*
please dont kill me dis is my hobby, tickling ppl. :(
goodnight lad i hope ur doin alright

>>14957
sleep tight buster brawn

>>14956
I caught myself singing "NEKKA HEIL THINKLER, THEY DONT UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TWITTER" a few times today (not actually heil thinkler, I would NEVER support that monster (it was the kanye lyric I was singing))

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KzMLDVqR-KU [Embed]

Thinking about Marina's latest song brings me back to the first song on her first album, it is so fucking good. It makes me feel things, I feel like nearly every line has meaning that normal ordinary people can relate to, it paints a great picture of her at that stage of her career. I guess I shouldn't be so surprised that now she's just making vapid empty pop music, the insecurity has gone, she's done it, here's success, people will laud you for releasing shit tracks.

FUCK YOU music producers bring back family jewels era marina.

Nice Game?!🤔Nice Game?!😡Zero Seven One😠 Zero Three One🙁Zero Eight One🤯Zero Zero One 🫠Senna Top wtf🤬Noob‼️Fuck💥Bitch💥Noob‼️

good morning, wont be here long, gotta go to BGC and meet some friends (only half of them are autistics)

the new bbno$ song (as seen on funky's latest tok) is even worse than the last one to get popular on tiktok. this guy fucking SUCKS.

>>14965
I know buddy, it's not that hard to know who posted what unless they're trying to post something unusual.
Also new maeves, maevenekos eating good tonight :D Happy to see her come back tbqhfamalam

>>14966
Gonna have to unironically start posting 'thinky, she showed up on my fyp and she's using MLP fan music not bbno$ shit. I HATE bbno$, i HATE bbno$, i HATE bbno$

I MENTION HIM AND THE NEXT FUCKING TOK ON MY FYP IS THAT FUCKING SWINGING BIG DICK ENERGY AUDIO

I HATE BBNO$

>>14967
>canthinky: cute korone cos
>your fu: awful cos with bbno$ song
Who's winning now thinkyhaters????
>>14968
He's gonna be like that ugly face filter, awful, makes the toks worse objectively, doesn't want to go away for ages…

Neko Meetup at the Animaid cafe in Manchester, United Kingdom on the 13th of June 2025 at 3:48pm? Then we'll visit again a second time because we love it so much.

I'm dead on average (22cm) ankle size and below average (~16cm) wrist size, should I just rope at this point?

>>14971
Women don't care about wrist size

>>14972
YOU DONT HAVE SMALL WRISTS YOU DONT KNOW HOW IT HURTS
I SEE A CUTE GIRL I HIT HER UP AND SHE SEES MY WRISTS AND SHE GETS AN INSTANT ICK
THROWS A CUP OF SPRITE MY WAY
BEYOND OVER

>>14970
met a mannie on league yesterday

>>14971
how the fuck are your ankles 22 cm? mine are 26 and they are thin
my calves are 44 cm. calves so big call them cows from now on

>>14975
It's measured at the thinnest point but I am quite literally probably genetically deficient. Not that it matters that much since you work with what you got and I don't feel like I've been dealt a really bad hand.
Also yes, 22cm is the average, you're way above average if you're 26cm.

>>14976
my ankles were measured at the thinnest point and my cows at the thickest

Nice Game?!🤔Nice Game?!😡Zero Seven One😠 Zero Three One🙁Zero Eight One🤯Zero Zero One 🫠Senna Top wtf🤬Noob‼️Fuck💥Bitch💥Noob‼️

that video might be my favourite new video from recent memory
its so good

bought maccas
20 euro for the "Minecraft Meal Pro"? No way
18 euro for the "Minecraft Meal N00b"? No way
but I got a medium fry with the Nether Flame Sauce

just got home from d&d/BGC saturdays, documentary night in 20 minutes, eating maccas (this is a lie im eatinig dinner my mum made, everyneko says thanks to her)

its a fucking hot sauce oh jeebus I dont like this

>>14981
its called nether FLAME sauce

>>14980
thanks mummy yummy in my STOMACH (capitalized letters to call attention to me subverting your expectations and not finishing the rhyme)

>>14982
Fires in the nether on soul sand is BLUE. I thought it would be a BLUEBERRYU SAUCE

man this sauce actually just tastes bad
why do they make a hot sauce marketed towards kids? kids like ketchup

hello everyneko and welcome to running on empty.... foooooood review!

today we've got the minecraft meal with the nether flame sauce

>>14980
what the heck is BGC saturdays
wasnt it just wednesday and sunday?

>>14987
I've started running a TTRPG game for some friends on saturdays, and then afterwards we play my favourite board game Tyrants of the Underdark.

I am severely bored and needed something, it's nice. Unfortunately, himmler isn't there, so I can't use this as a rizz session. (He doesn't even think I'm funny he probably HATES me)

>>14988
so its just you and a bunch of other dudes?

>>14989
It's me, Chudleigh and two new characters I've yet to name. Uhhh, Michealangelo and Izzzyzzzz, Michealangelo might be the most normal, chill guy at BGC, he literally does not care, he just shows up, has a good time and then goes home. Izzzyzzz is pretty cool, also studies animation (lots of animation students, kinda weird) and they're nonbinary (many people would say female)

>>14990
so its you, transleigh, Michaelangelo (née Mileyangela) and Izzzy (previously Isterban)? He has a type...

>>14991
3 normal cool guys, 1 cool nonbinary pal

live live live

they dont understand the things i say in twitch chat
all my nekos floppas nekka heil thinkler

just bought my copy

>>14995
>maximum magnitude of resist fire potion in oblivion is 49%
I'm sorry neko but it's not gonna work.

Another day, another yaptok… Maybe the thinklerbros were the actual winners all along…

>>14996
With sigil stones you can get over 100% surely, given how the 100% chameleon exploit works.

Another day, another good morning to the nekos

Just checked, the lowest level of resist fire from a sigil stone is 15, the highest is 35, it would be trivial to be 100% fire immune in oblivion, because they removed enchantment capacity from armour so even your rusted iron armour can have top tier constant enchants on it.

>>14997
>>14998
You could also just cast custom resist fire spell on yourself, I was referring to the funny meme picture with the resist fire potions neko…
OHMYGORD TRIPS FOR CANTHINKY ALL MY NEKOS FLOPPAS

quints get

>>15000
>he woke up at 3pm
Beyond over… Also took you freaking long enough, also it's NOT EVEN QUINTS DUMPASS

>>15001
dragonquads get

>>14996
marzipan is really popular in sweden on lots of different baked goods and cakes and shit
youre not supposed to eat it alone nor that big chunks of it at once wtf are you outsiders thinking
also eastern rising sun western flowing wind water spring digits get

>>15002
>dragonquads get
>>15003
>also eastern rising sun western flowing wind water spring digits get
He's LITERALLY making up shit at this point.
>youre not supposed to eat it alone nor that big chunks of it at once wtf are you outsiders thinking
There are marzipan uhhh, kinda chocolate bars here that would probably be pretty similar to what she's eating. I don't think it's bad, well I wouldn't eat the whole box of those but one chocolate snack sized one is fine.

Ive never played a zelda game except for Windwalker on the Wii U for about 25 minutes before quitting cus I had no idea what to do but this song rocks https://youtube.com/watch?v=yNZBrgxvMD4 [Embed]
maybe I will play the new ones when emulating is seamless and I upgrade my pc

>uploads 1 video
>goes private again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm literally going to download the tiktok app just to follow all the fus I care about.
>>15005
I think emulating is in a decent state, barring nintendo being assholes and trying their hardest to screw over any project. Though it probably depends on what kind of virtualization capabilities your cpu has.

>>15006
>he doesnt have an account
cow come you dont follow my agartha tokfu hyperborea edit account??

You nekos give off chill caver vibes, like you lowkey like Kay and have all the peddler leaks but you got impulse control so you would never post them if you know what I mean. I do that stuff too and it makes me happy to read your posts because it feels like I can participate too.

I've never been told a worse insult in my life

catto i was talking about bunny.cant.cook

>>15007
>cow come you dont follow my agartha tokfu hyperborea edit account??
You do not have an agartha tokfu hyperborea edit account. And if you have it maybe you should link it HUH? I luv fu edits :D
>>15009
I bet it's the 4th guy that likes discussing brokeback mountain that's trying to get a rise out of us… Shamefur dispray…
>>15010
Ntn but I was thinking that's who you were talking about when you've said she had bunny in her name but I dunno why I wasn't lucid enough to mention it.

>>15011
3 (You)s in one post? I want to blow this on the slots but I have alimony to pay 😥

>>15012
You know what they say: 99% of gamblers quit before they hit it big bucko

I left my house at 11am, I got back at 10pm

I spent over 9 hours at BGC, and the rest on the bus/waiting for the bus.

good day :D
Himmler says I'm autistic, I dunno guys, am I?

did you have fun?
>he posted without blogposting about his 9 hour adventure OR answering my livepost
time to cancel bgcneko

>>15015
Post the livepost again, I tabbed out to open the F1 race, I have /neko/ up now, and I'll blogpost.

>>15016
>did you have fun?
I wrote it as you were typing, you could not possibly have been tabbed out you LIARneko!!!

>>15017
buddy im fucking tired :)

>>15018
>im fucking tired
You ain't fucking anything buddy

xDDDDDDDDD

this is why I prefer my BGCbros, they dont call me a virgin incel...

>im fucking tired
is he hot? zamn neko is losing his battyhole for the first time tonight letsgooo

>still hasnt answered the now previously doubleposted ex-livepost livepost NOR has he blogposted about his bgc 9 hour adventure
double cancelled

I showed up early, and ran the first two games, people had nothing but fun during my games, it was afterwards that people started to complain, but it was almost entirely some people being overly serious about the game, which I get, it can be a bit of a damper.

I'll mostly talk about himmler, because lets be honest thats what you're all here for. He had fun, after we packed up at about 5:30 (the toks missing), I pulled out my board game (Tyrants of the Underdark) and went to play a few games with friends. Himmler... sat around and chatted with us all. Someone left, himmler look his place and played the next game, 2 more guys left, and himmler was down to play a third game, at 9pm, when it'd just be me, him and izzzyzzz. So, I don't know, we might be friends. You don't spend a few hours hanging out with someone after an event and agree to there just as 3 unless you're buddies or pals. Unfortunately they close around 9pm, so we had to stop just as the third game started.

He kept joking that I was autistic, which, I guess theres some autistic stuff I do, but certainly not enough to self-diagnose, and I don't want to be autistic. Invited me that I should go to what is essentially the autism society, but King Autismal is obviously president of that society unironically and since I'm sure King hates me, I don't think that'd be fun. So I declined.

Told me to pirate "A Knight' Tale", so I've gotta do that before wednesday.

>>15023
Sounds like you're reading a bit too much into it but then you should actually freaking know if you're
>buddies or pals
Maybe that's why you're getting called autistic lol.
But no I don't think you're actually autistic, and it's actually strange that you'd get called that at BGC since I would imagine they'd be against throwing that around.
>King Autismal is obviously president of that society
I wouldn't even bother then.
>Told me to pirate "A Knight' Tale", so I've gotta do that before wednesday.
This guy will NEVER open the torrent in his WHOLE LIFE.

>>15024
Move over, Ari. There's a new queen of forced dancing in town

>>15025
Here's an Ari for your viewing pleasure neko :D

new acid :)
>>15024
I mean, when they're talking about 'social reads' for BGC Sundays, I can't fully get on board. I'm pretty dogshit awful at reading people socially. Chudleigh pointed out the tell of some girl that Himmler is friends with (Chudleigh has never spoken to her outside of the game so its not a friend thing), and I just didnt see it at all until it was explained to me.

It's weird, because socially Chudleigh says some of the most retarded, tone deaf things, but he also can read expressions and stuff in a game of social deduction in a way that I, a far more experienced player, cannot.

Eh, admittedly the autism thing is kinda stuck in my mind. I'm kinda tempted to message himmler and ask about it, like, if he's serious about thinking I might have autism, but then again maybe I should just sleep and forget about it.

>additional blogpost
King Autismal wasn't here, and after I finished my games, two people @'d them on the discord and said "Wow, Chaz ran some fun games, hopefully there's more like that in the future @King Autismal", obviously directly poking fun at him saying it was imbalanced and wouldnt be fun.

Within 20 minutes the messages were deleted and the president of the society posted about being nice to people who arent here because their feelings can still be hurt. Epic level damage.

>>15027
>I'm pretty dogshit awful at reading people socially.
Just get better at it then 😎
>I should just sleep and forget about it.
Well, you definitely shouldn't try to message her at 11PM if "you think I'm actually 'tistic?????"
>Within 20 minutes the messages were deleted and the president of the society posted about being nice to people
Naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, he will never recover.
I don't even have any new toks… It's over…

>>15028
>I don't even have any new toks… It's over…
at least theres a new boni pic for you to look at :D look how cute :3 ^3^

>>15027
You give off chill autist vibes, like you lowkey can't read social clues nor hold eye contact but you still put yourself out there and talk with other people if you know what I mean.

>>15030
thats what I wanted to hear, chill autismal, I try my best to make sure the people I like have fun, and I enjoy social interaction and not pushing my woke agenda on the sheeple!

thanks
>>15028
him*
FTFY

>>15029
>new boni pic
It is a pretty nice pic I'll give you that
I also have lied about not having any new toks, they're just all bad pretty much, like who the frick cares you've got a miku figurine haul from a thrift shop saya…

had a dream where I kiss himmler, it's actually fucking over for me if this is coming up in my subconcious.

>>15033
Naurrrrrrrrrrrrrr he's 100% gay it's beyond over…

>advises to tap the screen to speed up the yapping
>immediately speeds up the video herself
What the fuck is her problem?

>>15035
>he got baited into watching the yaptok
Lmao, it was funny though.

actual clown world

I woke up at 10 with 5 hours of sleep. Felt tired but like I could probablyy manage. Thought "I'll set an alarm for 25 minutes from now and lay in my bed whilst I watch this youtube video"
Now, normally I would assume I just messed up setting the alarm when stuff like this happens. This time I have actual proof that I set the alarm for the future AND that I set it correctly with the days and shit so that it SHOULD RING.
No. It did not ring. It legitimately just ignored my alarm. Assuming nobody else turned it off in which case I actually feel kinda disgusted

>>15037
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO WAY AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA
Oh I'm laffin.
Peak, thank you President Trump, may the fourth be with with you!!!!111
>>15038
Well, if I was you I would assume I have turned it off half-asleep, which happened to me like a few times in my life. Very rarely but it did.

It was buried underneath grip trainers that I would have to move if I turned it off in my sleep and I woke up tucked into my sheets like I had before I fell asleep so the evidence points towards not having done so>>15039

>>15040
May be, may be, I think my phone does only like a limited alarm time and if it's playing for too long it'll just turn off and maybe re-ring after a while but I think it's possible to just sleep through all of those.
You should probably check how yours does it and if it isn't being dumb if you think it might be tbh

>>15041
>limited alarm time
set to 30 minutes and this is my alarm sound https://youtube.com/watch?v=lp8ccByLySU [Embed]
I dont think I am sleeping through 30 minutes of this, especially given that I wake up in 0,1 seconds usually

>>15042
>get up you stupid bitch
Yea I'm sleeping through that, I am not a woman 😎
I probably still got the pillar men theme set as my alarm, though I haven't been using it for a while since I don't have to get up at regular hours (grim)

truth meteorite strike: nobody would give a shit about katawa midjou if it wasnt le 4 chan game

>>15044
...ok.

>>15044
truth supernova explosion: I've been carrying a bunch of construction materials for me dad today and I'm very tired, send help

>>15046
you're using the meme incorrectly

>>15047
truth black hole collapse: I don't get it, can you explain to me like I'm 12?

>>15046
yeah, thats true. good workin'
>>15047
no he isnt

>>15048
truth nuke is supposed to be used to say an unpopular opinion. you being tired because you're carrying stuff for your dad isnt an opinion, it is a fact, and it cannot be unpopular because only one person in the world has ever thought about it.

>>15050
>carrying stuff for your dad isnt an opinion, it is a fact
thats why he said "truth" in truth supernova explosion, because it was the truth

>>15049
Thank you, at least one neko understands my plight. You're my brotha (nekka) (nekobrother)

They dont understand the truths I bomb on neko
All my nekkas truthers nekka heil the council

>>15053
Good post +2

>>15053
truth supernova explosion: this is a good post

>>15055
this but unironically

Atom-splitting truth nuke: I have some personal gripes with that post, tbh

>>15057
Strong-force defying truth nuke: You're wrong and you should feel bad

>>15058
>Strong-force defying
wait a second, I have also read that gay sex anal hentai doujinshi
didnt know you were also into that kind of thing, haha

>>15059
No the joke is (read only if you don't get it) that the strong force "defying" is the same as "atom-splitting" it's (for most practical purposes) the same interaction physically

>>15060
oh shit I didnt mean to expose that fact, I thought you were being open about your tastes :/ my bad dude

ive got to say, nice cover up story haha, they wont expect that you like gay hentai at all lmao

I put on my wizard robe and hat

bgc blogpost

today I didn't go to bgc because it wasnt on

>>15065
no work today?

>>15064
Good anime, many people are saying this.
>>15066
It's a bank holiday in the UK, no work :D

I just had 3 hour nap, I was very tired and running on empty over the weekend.

>>15067
>bank holiday
thats nice. also I thought the wank holiday joke was funny but you deleted it so you do not get an additive sign two
>running on empty
I have been on my starvation grind this last week. barely eating food and just EDmaxxing (not the ED that phoebe has, the other ED) so I know the feeling

>>15068
>first he's talking about some gay anime now he's talking about my dick
Can you like contain it for 10 minutes?

>>15069
>Can you like contain it
its spilling out of my pants for you XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHA thats a funny joke holy shit im laffin

>>15068
I figured out the best way to diet is to spend 9 hours at BGC. I show up, no breakfast, I get home, eat dinner, 1 meal all day, and slam a can of red bull, hoorah. Told himmler I was gonna make a chainmail shirt once I've finished my neko socks so now I've got that on the docket too for summer

>>15071
>chainmail
chainmail is honestly so fucking cool but yeah have fun with that. that's going to be a multiple year process, genuinely. assuming you dont spend 10 hours a day doing it that is. Ive heard some people say that theirs took like >8 months and they did it for 2-3 hours a day cus of the whole process with turning the metal wires, cutting them into loops, connecting the loops and all that
but youll have a sick ass shirt after

>>15072
It is possible to buy small metal rings in bulk, that massively cuts down on the time commitment and would be what I do for ease, I'm not gonna forge the chains myself, I'm not blacksmith certified...

He looked really happy and surprised when I mentioned it and stuff like a coif and a gambeson and said he was surprised I knew all that. I think I've mentioned he studies like clothing design.

Anyway, the point is, I need something to do during summer, with no BGC I'll be fucking insane.
>1000 hours of work
I'll ask chatgpt to help me, and get it done in 10 :D

>>15074
The forging bit was a bit of a joke, I was mainly referring to what you've mentioned of coiling metal wire around a metal rod to make the rings, in the tok it looks like she's just bought pre-ringed rings, which I know you can do online

>>15075
>in the tok it looks like she's just bought pre-ringed rings
yeah, i think she works with these kinds of things. her page is about jewelry and i saw other chhainmail things there like purses so she has experience

This is what I meant
This is probably the cheapest option but you save money to spend time https://youtube.com/watch?v=VScX68OrE88 [Embed]

>>15077
looks dangerous, she's got one of the rings stuck in her nose!

>>15078
my fu is part chainmail D:

One to the room, two to the antidepressants, we're feeling good because she got that boom boom boom boom and left right left right today

Neko is almost certainly the most filesize intensive board on endchan per post, but we're probably also up there in terms of storage use in general. The biggest boards have 10x our posts, but almost entirely post images.

We're lucky the mods don't care about 5 guys forcing them to spend literal tens of dollars on storage space...

>>15081
we love endermin

just tried Biscoffs for the first time
theyre pleasantly nice. I like them

>>15083
lotus biscoff biscuits are a top 5 biscuit this is for certain. i'll make a biscuit tierlist one of these days

>>15084
gotta do it on stream so we can hear your thought process like you are NorthernEuropeLion (england is western europe)

>>15085
England is both western europe and northern europe, the two best parts of europe, raaaaaaaah, we have the blood of vikings in our veins, and are descended from charlemagne, can other eurocels even compete?

I tried to upload a 350MB Sayatok, but couldn't do it without my phone shitting itself.
So I tried to upload a 200MB Sayatok, but couldn't do it without end shitting itself.
So anyway, blud think she Sadie Adler o algo.

>>15087
>blud think she Sadie Adler o algo.
rare 2 part reference mashup call this neko transmasc cus he just put those two thangs in a binder

>>15088
>call this neko transmasc cus he just put those two thangs in a binder
as a BGC member I get this joke, +2

>>15090
>googling gary is learning japanese
uhm.... are we sure bonald isn't english?

>>15091
We know for a fact that Bonald can't be Sam, because Bonald would be an insufferable braggart if he bagged an acid tier gf, or any gf as a matter of fat.

Kay has a new cosplay, lets freaking goooo
>>15079
tok related

>>15093
she's got more studs than a frat house

>An upcoming studie from Uppsala University shows that the average height for young men in Sweden is, in the modern day, 185,5 cm.
>This entails an increase of about 4 cm since an earlier study was conducted in 2012.
Hilarious how every single neko is a manlet in my country

>>15095
thats why the nekos are moving to Thailand so we can heightmogg the asians and secure ourselves beautiful Thai brides :D

back to back slay the spire victories, A19 defect, then A20 defect, hell yeah I can finally play the watcher

:D

>>15087
I think the biggest toks I've managed to upload here are in 70-80mb range, whenever I tried to upload any larger the site would just not let them through, whether it's because it takes too long for me to upload or end doesn't like it I do not know.
Not that there's any real reason for me to go above that, I try to limit my toks to 8mbps/1080p since that's my download and it's not a bad bitrate (don't tell anyone that is anal about quality though)
>>15097
Good job neko!

I get to post the new reki :D

>>15099
>doesn't post the reki
WDHMBT???

@bbno$ hater neko you're going to love this one (yes I know that's me too)
It actually would've been a decent tok if not for the music…

>>15100
funkys got them digits in her tok zamn

>>15101
Yea, not only six but one off septuples checkem :D
I don't think I saw better digits so far but I'd have to check and it's too much work.

good morning to the nekos it is now the afternoon

>>15103
Good afternoon neko :D
Here's a tok that you'll definitely relate to.

>>15104
I CAN'T READ FUCKING POLISH

>>15105
>me when I'm on a con, it's hot, my head is splitting, my lashes are falling off, food prices are off the charts and an old grandpa wants to take a photo with me (S.O.S.)
>the audio is just "please delete me" (an euphemism to please kill me) over and over
Now you can understand everything :D

try playing league for 8 hours a day youll appreciate life even more

>>15107
wow great original post +2 to you neko

you are a bunch of SNAKES
and here I thought I was amongst NEKOS

>>15109
wrong board buddy, this is alleycat territory now

>>15110
>alleycat territory
>doesn't post kay
Lmao, lol even

>>15111
used up all my $KAY tokens, cant post her anymore

if that was bonald, he'd be like, I've still got plenty of $GAY tokens

naurrrrr that neko boomed bonald

>>15113
$GAY more like Gay Aryan Yentleman

>>15115
the nekos arent aryan, fake news!

>>15116
all my nekkas floppas nekka heil thinkler

>>15117
what should I make for lunch?

>>15118
food, preferably

>>15119
never talking to you again
*walks away*

i have now gotten the first case of vtubers on my youtube home page
at least its korone

>>15121
I've got good news for you, there's a fu that literally like a day or 2 ago has cosplayed korone and it's CANTHINKY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>15122
>CANTHINKY
mid

i havent scrolled tiktok in like 3 weeks but i opened it on the website and this tok is giving me cancer the wake up wake uuuuup xDDDD

>>15125
Thank you for the giga brainrot dose, I hope you never post anything like that again ironically or unironically.

>>15126
wake up wake uuuuuup

>>15127
STOP IT… STOP!!!!

>>15123
>>15124
Zomg h-hi fatfu ^_^ hiiiiii :3

>>15123
>>15124
>>15129
What the heck is even going on in here? Who's trolling who?

>>15129
yeah thats why I had to scroll so far down to find a postable korone naurr

if azu loses the weight she would easily be top 3 tokker for sure (not #1 or #2 tho)

>>15132
top 4, after your mom, your aunt and your sister

>>15133
none of them are tokkers. failpost
my sister did post vines back in 2012 tho

Omg neko... hi...

>>15135
Howdy ho neko, how are ya? :D

>>15131
(You), a fraud - wants to post a certain cosplay, writes #korone on his computer, waits for his endless archive to load the thumbnails and scrolls down to pick an appropriate tok
Me, a scholar - use my photogenic memory to know which exact tok I want to post, open up tikwm on the phone, roll my eyes back into my skull as I type the full tok id by memory
We are not the same

>>15137
>>15137
>Me, a scholar - use my photogenic memory to know which exact tok I want to post, open up tikwm on the phone, roll my eyes back into my skull as I type the full tok id by memory
AHAHHAAHAHAAH
I kneel, Neko-sama

>>15137
Ackshually I do "grep -rin --include "*.html" "korone" . | awk -F : '{print $1":"$2}'" because I've got all my tiktok descriptions saved in my source html files 🤓👆

>>15139
when are you going up a size on your dilator?

Murder your local computer engineer

met my sister's friend in the forest
dont know if she was flirting with me, it kinda felt like it

@codernekos ww@? new deepfake tech just dropped https://github.com/hacksider/Deep-Live-Cam

new acid we are so back

@Bonald, I know for a fact you will LOVE this tok.

>>15145
dont LOVE it but it was a decent tok
better than >>15144

>>15146
wrong.

>>15147
I smiled at the brotok but not the *rhyme here*tok

>>15149
yea. They call me the Gay Bharaati Yentleman

zomg:Po_OisthataCAWK??!?!?

I still havent pirated and watched A Knight's Tale, I really have to do that before BGC tomorrow or Himmler will FREAK.

!remindme 10 hours

>>15151
I wish I had that soundfile
the tremble in the "cawk" is just so funny

>>15144
This one actually made me smile.
>>15145
This one on the other hand was painful.
>>15146
>spoiler
I really hope this guy is baiting for (You)s.

>>15154
>he's advanced to making and posting windows movie maker slideshow edits of his 'fu
lets gooo, sovl is back on the menu

>>15155
I should do this unironically.
Peak.

>>15154
>can clearly hear "so lovely, lovely"
<so loved! loved!
????????

>>15157
You're ESL, your opinion doesn't matter.

>>15156
okay im gonna make one tonight and post it, early youtube SOVL

>>15158
they dont understand the things i post on neko
all my nekos foreign nekka heil cambridge

>>15159
dont forget this https://youtube.com/watch?v=ePLDO68lcA4 [Embed]

>>15161
This was in HALO? That's why it was so popular, I never knew XD

>>15161
They removed this from Halo 2 on the MCC. Microsoft were too Jewish to pay to renew the license, too busy paying tens of billions to buy Activison Blizzard.
>>15162
neko... what is the thumbnail image?

>>15163
>what is the thumbnail image?
I'm pretty sure I've never seen it as a "halo soundtrack" before this day.

>>15164
Halo 2 had some licensed tracks just inserted into the game, Blow Me Away and something by Incubus, they didn't do it again because I iirc Bungie hated it

ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE
BRING ME TO NEKO WHERE WE THRIVE
I AM THE
i give up on this

SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE
THE TOKS I SCRAPE FOR FREE
NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS NEKO THAT I HAVE BECOME

>I download 4 new toks from 4 fus
>none of them are worth posting
Yea well at least Arie is always consistent.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pMDcYX2wRSg [Embed]

listening to this whilst playing halo 3 with the bros on xbox live ;__; take me back

>>15169
first time ever hearing this song
for my friends and me it was dubstep whilst playing cawa doody and cs https://youtube.com/watch?v=FDYIdBZUl2Y [Embed]

>>15170
>first time ever hearing this song
>he didn't have a three days grace episode
You have never lived.

>>15171
I dont think Ive ever heard more than 1 of their songs and I wouldnt be able to tell you which one it is. I think all of that kind of music kinda sounds the same

>>15172
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ysho2xTWUYo [Embed]
Probably this one, or Pain.
>I think all of that kind of music kinda sounds the same
Probably, they were just the emo rock band on the top when I was like 10-14
What else did I listen to, Linkin Park, that band that makes christian rock… Skillet, yea. Pretty normal stuff for a teenager.

>Pain
Pain is such a good song, one of their best
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OZWb1gr_oag [Embed]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME
I COUNT TO THREE
I SCREWED IT UP TO THE JUDAS TREE
I BOW MY HEAD
I TURN MY EYES
I RAN AWAY
RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE

>>15173
Ive heard about this song but I have never listened to it
I went to check "I Hate Everything About You" to see if TDG made it and yeah, thats the only one I have listened to https://youtube.com/watch?v=d8ekz_CSBVg [Embed]
I used to play minecraft MineZ back in 2011 with a swedish girl and an american guy called Chris P. Bacon and he would type "I hate everything about you" to me and I would always tell him something akin to "why dont you type the rest of the lyrics, huh" once i figured out that it was from a song
idk if that counts as flirting. maybe I was a flirt machine back then.
if I scroll far enough back in my facebook messages history, I still have that swedish girl somewhere down there, right amongst the other people i added off of minecraft like that one chick that showed me my little pony porn which made me into the Animal I Have Become

>Chris P. Bacon
please delete this, I am Chris P. Bacon, you have doxxed me

Was looking through my old downloaded youtube videos, found this gemerald from 2007. It really was a simpler time, huh?

>>15177
this cant have been 2007, I see too many pixels

>>15178
[4K UPSCALED BY GROK.AI]

first
forgot how much I like this tok but I was just reminded as I was scrolling through recent postable toks

>>15180
>recent postable toks
Never heard of those. Also good morning neko :D

>>15181
Wow, late waker big snoozer manlet loser (in sweden) good morning to you (that is your title for today)

>>15182
>you (that is your title for today)
Yes, I get often referred to as you. Well not in english but you know, just in general.

>mid discussion about a climate case with my group on zoom
>one girl goes
>"Have you guys heard about that one guy TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR"
wake uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

>>15183
damn you are often referred to as late waker big snoozer manlet loser but not in english? polish people are RUDE what the spruce?

>>15185
No, your sentence can be be interpreted as you being the big snoozer manlet loser (in sweden) and you're saying good morning to me (you) that'll be my title for today.
Next time write it better.

good morning nekojin, another night of bad sleep and having weird dreams, maybe tomorrow wont bring me sorrow

>>15184
Billion likes tok idea: post a lava chicken edit with the funny italiano words so instead of la-la-la-lava, chi-chi-chi-chicken it'd go tra-la-la-lero, tu-tu-tung-sahur.

>>15188
this tokker looks cute
cant wait for you to never post her toks again 😔

>>15187
Don't worry neko, you can just forgetti the dreams and it'll all be fine, the day can be good still :D

>>15189
>this tokker looks cute
bro looks like rezzi, the opposite of cute
>>15190
The day will be good, I'm going to BGC today :D

>>15191
>The day will be good, I'm going to BGC today :D
That's the spirit! Let's freaking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>15191
>I'm going to BGC today
without having seen the movie...

himmler will NEVER kiss him like in his dreams since he didnt see the movie

>>15193
Well, he's obviously going to stream it… Aaaaaany second now… See? Red.

Casino? 🥺

>>15193
>>15194
im gonna download and watch the movie NOW.

>it's over 2 hours long
yeah nevermind thats way too much investment