>>17608
You scullion. You rampallian. You fustilarian. Didst thou truly anticipate mine own heart to yield to such a ruse? Yet behold a revelation thee didst not foresee: the nekovirus I did add to that jawn. A big and powerful wooden kitteh that leaves nay alley unturned, punted into action the moment thou draggeth the fileth intoth VLC. It seeps into thyne archi-chive and devours yond pixels like a bacon-fed lad, and seeing as all youse tiktokes begin with 'Snaptik', that cat's gonna starve fr cuh.
Also, yo fu so fat she looks at her tokIDs and thinks "dayum, I wish I was that skinny".