xiaohongshofu 😊

>>17597
went and visited the fox cadaver in the forest
it has begun to decompose and is currently the premium feast for a approximately a few thousand maggots and flies.
it had a nasty smell when I approached it but once I breached past what I can only describe as a force-field of bad smell, it wasn't all too bad to endure. I could imagine surviving a job at a morgue, though that isn't to say that I would enjoy office hours.

>>17595
Had you not baked, I had planned to make a thread like 15 minutes before Aug and call it "Better late than never edition" and the only post in it would be the link to the new August thread lol

>>17595
>thread is 2 days early
Naurrrrrrrr yea I've noticed the old one is at 995 replies
>that post in realtime about the fox
>>17598
Naurrrrrrrr what the flip is going on that guy is talking about decomposing bodies in REALTIME.
I wouldn't be able to stomach that, I think I mentioned it but the smell of a trashcan full of maggots is the worst smell I have ever experienced in my life and I should probably leave it at that.

First funky of the thread will be polish funky :D

>>17597
I didnt mean to (You) you with the fox story, I had just clicked on you to open the quick reply box sowwy furryneko it must've been triggering to you..

>>17597
Is she really your "fu" if you don't know her name? Come on, prove us all wrong 😊

>>17601
>hiding filename
you are the only one that likes fatties on this board so you dont need to worry about us stealing your fu, neko

>>17603
we all do this

chat, life is wonderful, i'm actually doing okay, all I have to do is get this weight loss thing going and I will ascend to being the perfect human being and stop posting on this board full of alley cats

>>17605
>chat, life is wonderful, i'm actually doing okay
oh yeah? prove it. post something that youre happy for

>>17606
how does one measure happyness? I don't know, I just haven't felt bad for like a week.

>>17601
stocking is her only good cosplay. prove me wrong 🤔

>>17608
Panty > Stocking
prove me wrong.

>>17609
blowing on stocking's toenail polish to make it dry faster, but carefully so I don't split or speckle the finish of her polish

then once it's dry, worshiping and sucking and kissing and sniffing and huffing Stocking's looong too long finger toes but calling them perfect anyway because I love my sweet wife Stocking and all her tastes and smells and proportions

Stocking after I get my fill of your feet please let me eat your pussy that you haven't washed for a week

uuuooohhhh letting my face melt into Stocking's voluptuous curvy fertility goddess body and licking up her dried and fresh sweat and sucking on her musky pussy folds and cleaning the crevices of her ass with my tongue, THE TASTE OF A WOMAN!!!!!

>>17607
for me, I am happy for this song that I just rediscovered after possibly two years of not listening to it
To me, this song feels like how my brain feels at this moment
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D8vaprk2deg [Embed]
I will listen to the album this is from tomorrow whilst I sit in my garden

>>17608
You scullion. You rampallian. You fustilarian. Didst thou truly anticipate mine own heart to yield to such a ruse? Yet behold a revelation thee didst not foresee: the nekovirus I did add to that jawn. A big and powerful wooden kitteh that leaves nay alley unturned, punted into action the moment thou draggeth the fileth intoth VLC. It seeps into thyne archi-chive and devours yond pixels like a bacon-fed lad, and seeing as all youse tiktokes begin with 'Snaptik', that cat's gonna starve fr cuh.
Also, yo fu so fat she looks at her tokIDs and thinks "dayum, I wish I was that skinny".

>>17610
>this isn't pasta
O.o

GOOD MORNING TODAY IS GONNA BE A GOOD GOOD MORNING BUT ONLY IF YOU REPLY TO THIS POST, IF YOU DONT, YOUR STOCKS WILL FALL 35% BY END OF DAY


>neko watching ari forced dance
>he is not impressed

I will not reply to the post above. Such trickery has no effect on me, for my psyche and stock portfolio are under the protection of the Mind Goblin.

>>17615
>stock
everything reminds me of her

>>17615
I will not reply to it either, solely because I want it to drop as hard as possible so I can buy le dipperino

>>17617
is the madoka movie still coming out in winter

>>17618
unless they postpone it again, it should. I hope so

take me back in time to the good old days where I could watch starcraft 2 on justin.tv and the freaking normerinos hadn't yet gained internet access

>friend asks if I play Umamusume because he thinks I "seem like type that would enjoy it"
>install it just to try it out, streaming my screen to him
>cant stop laughing because its so fucking bad and I am imagining some 30-something man coming home from a tough shift welding at an auto factory to play this game, cheering for his favourite horse girl
this game is actually buns

my horse won so now I can uninstall this game at 100% winrate

>>17622
>Junior
naurrr neko intentionally picked the underaged horse girl race??

>offer to sell my old PC to my brother for a small amount of money
>he accepts
>I factory reset it, clean it, get it setup for him
>ask him where's the money to pay me
>he avoids the question for like 5 full minutes then says "nah I don't even want it"
???

fucking time waster CNUT

>>17624
Why'd you do anything if he didn't give you a proper commitment? And if he did why the flip would you ever believe any word he says anymore?

>>17624
fell for the oldest trick in the bock
I always get people with the "yes computer" trick. they never learn

>>17626
What's the next step of your master plan?

>>17627
bring it back up in a few days and then flake again

the devils lettuce...

>>17629
>gets a tattoo
>breaks up with her gf
>starts doing hard drugs
fast approaching rock bottom, its over

>>17630
>good for nothing loner who plays videogames all day and learns asiatic languages
she is literally me

hey @shortneko, she cosplayed from that game you love

>>17632
sexo cosplay
nobody here has ever played mh

grok now has an ai girlfriend that flirts with you

>>17634
neko… the twin towers… they have fallen…

>>17633
>that spoiler
for the low low low price of 75 dollarerinos you can see all her tigtogs of that cosplay right now on her Kaytreon :D

kindahard.golf 07/30

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kindahard.golf 07/30

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>>17637
kindahard.golf 07/30

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>>17638
this guy rucks rock at golf

kindahard.golf 07/30

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ANOTHER ACID POSTA W

>>17641
>playing with shaders
zoomie

>>17642
THATS DEFAULT MINECRAFT THESE DAYS.
my game is vanilla, unmodified, all natural (just like my cock if any lady nekos are interested ;) so frag off h8r)

even Googling Gary is cosplaying Leon Kennedy now, come on streamer neko, it's time to finish resident evil on stream!!


also good morning to the nekos

>>17576
where did you get this info? I read twitter all the way back to the start of june and all I saw was minecraft and "serve muito cunt" type posts

>>17645
>upper limit (5th July)
7522486273857031429
>lower limit (14th June)
7515488789746224440

kindahard.golf 07/31

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Then, I had a second run

kindahard.golf 07/31

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not bad improvement if I do say so myself :)

>>17646
oh the comment
I never check comments for uninteresting toks so I missed that
what about your theories tho? now I am intrigued
>tok rel
z0mg neko posting swedefus now

>>17647
lkook at this FAST 7264618058977660192

funkys new susie cosplay for undertale is pretty spooky

>>17649
scene it before.

>>17651
blud think he seen sadie adler 🐍🐍

>>17648
>theories
Just a bunch of contradicting information, like Louise blocking Boni on Twitch while Boni still has her as a founder, but Boni deleted the duotoks and Lou not. Foids, am I right fellow truecels ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>17654
>Boni still has her as fonder
That just means Lou is still subscribed to her on twitch. Either it auto-renewed or it hasn't run out yet

happy thursday nekos! how are you celebrating the end of No Resident Evil Streams July? excited for Daily Resident Evil Streams August???

>>17656
I will study for my exam during the first half of august, formally known as "First Time Studying September-1" as per a post I made 2 months ago saying I would give it at a bit more of a headstart this time and funkerton said he would quote me on that
After that, ok sure Ill beat at least one (1) RE game

>After that, ok sure Ill beat at least one (1) RE game
IF.... neko beats the three mechanical bosses on stream.

the fox has run out of mana and no longer has its pudge aura on

>>17660
pudge aura is no mana cost

>>17661
he got global silenced and forgot to toggle it back on after

>>17659
get to practicing, buckaroo

>>17663
I'm very bad.

I sense that it is the beginning of the end, nekos. I believe she saw the writing on the wall

>>17666
could you BE anymore cryptic?

>>17667
>Opened a throne page and then restarted her ko-fi after years of it being down
>More revealing cosplays with time
>Reposting, admittedly sfw kino, content from chicks with pages
I don't have to tell you what I mean

>>17668
I don't know, I'd say have hopium, he ko-fi is dead and she's not posted on it in months, and I've looked at her reposts, it's mostly Nora and Todopokie, who are both really popular cosplayers.

You'd know her better than I but I really don't think she's mentally ill enough, or enough of a whore to go down that route.

>>17669
I just sense a bad premonition tbh

this spooktober

Emiru is a bully. After being mogged extremely hard two months ago in front of a packed baseball game, she now invited the same fu to her stream and gave her the most chopped cosplay possible, all that so she could look the fairest for once.
This is magnitudes worse than everything she ever did to Bonbi by the way (because Bonbi was never cute).

>>17650
I dunno what susie for undertale is but I guess it's this and I like this cos.
>>17657
>funkerton said he would quote me on that
I forgot about that but I would almost certainly remember when you inevitably don't study for whatever you said back then (2 weeks?) and do the last night cram (or not).
>>17653
I never liked Ash and probably will never (she looks just straight up bad for me, and not in a maybe I'll get used to it bad), but I never was rude to her because I liked the old Ash Poster.
>>17672
>Bonbi was never cute
Well, I think she was, in a look don't interact kind of way (as you can see by watching any of her streams nowadays). Celebi does seem to be just havin a bad skin day though in that tok.

>>17672
face it, Celery.Cos is over the wall, she's mogged, bogged and frogged. Emiru stays eternally cute, thus proving that Asian women age better than white women. If I'm forced to choose between one 'fu and another... I'd rather choose Emiru that's all.

Maeve clears both, maevestock to the moon!!!

>>17674
>Celery.Cos is over the wall
She is just "old" I guess. Having active lifestyle will probably help though. Emiru though is first of all asian and I have grown to not be attracted to those anymore and she's definitely caking up a ton, like 100%.
Just give me a cute favelado gf or I dunno a regular girl from my country

>>17675
>she's definitely caking up a ton, like 100%.
[insert the 4 no makeup pictures of emiru where she looks dog ass]

>>17675
>is first of all asian and I have grown to not be attracted to those anymore
lmao
yeah I guess some of them can be cute but I struggle to visualize myself with one. I dont think I have ever felt romantic attraction to one so that might be why, haven't "unlocked" that part of the brain yet

>>17677
>haven't "unlocked" that part of the brain yet
I don't think it's a thing but I bet you could (at least I strongly assume) pavlovian condition yourself into being attracted.
Anyway I wouldn't count on it happening by itself.

Also my blogpost for today: I am really feeling the mental block for doing anything at this point. A month of work has been enough to make me feel like laying down and kms (or waiting to die).
Where's the indomitable human spirit when you need it?

>>17678
>Where's the indomitable human spirit when you need it?
If you find it, tell me. I need it for this two-week long challenge I set out for myself

>>17679
Good news (for me) is that I don't really need it and can vegetate until like a month from now on, which is probably bad news (for (You)).
But it reminded me about this funny thing that whenever I work out and I feel real tired and need that last stretch I think about You buddy and how "Bonald Posterior cannot ever win with me" so I do those last reps. So I guess you're a little responsible for me getting stronger.
Also it's really funny to me, it probably doesn't matter that much since I think I would still work out anyway but it's really funny in my head so I do it.

>>17680
Im gonna start working out in about exactly a month from now so you'll have even more reason to be scared. The mogtrain is coming and even when, despite your doubts, I can diddly 100 kg with ease as a 2-year untrained neko, just wait to see how hard you will be moggadiddlied to oblivion when I actually start lifting again.

>When neko is sweating, breathing heavily and sore, he thinks about me
naurrrrrrrr this nekka GAAYYYYYYYYYY

>>17681
>The mogtrain is coming
Buddy you're so weak now that I could probably kill you with one hand. And that's fax. Perhaps a little more workout next time 😎
>>17682
>this guy thinks thinking about crushing your enemies is gay
I'm sorry for your loss and all. Especially since you cannot think about anything but gay stuff naurrrrrrr gaylordneko

Idk if its the cut, the lack of food or the thought of studying but something has got me kinda nauseous im ngl
>>17683
>crushing
NAURRR THIS GUY HAS A CRUSH ON ME WHAT ON EARTH IS HE ADMITTING ON HERE THE 'CORD?

>>17685
The indomitable mogging spirit will keep me alive to spite you, forever. I will outlast you, mortal.

>>17686
>no spirit to workout or learn
>he thinks he'll be moggin anyone
Buddy I will spit on your grave. S.

>>17687
Just you wait a month and I will be blogposting HARD about how sore I am from working out and you will reply "I am also sore... in the behind... for other reasons 😉" because you are GAY

>>17688
>I will be blogposting HARD about how sore I am (...) in the behind
Buddy… Pal…

>>17689
NOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP MISQUOTING ME AIEEEEEEEEE

>>17690
It's beyond over for you, I've been laughing for 5 minutes straight about that.

>press "Refresh" the entire day, hoping for some dopamine
>nothing
>no new posts
I get it. You guys no longer have a Sir. Terror and all communicated over discord to meet over there and leave me. It's okay... I'm used to it by now...

i'm sorry my dopamine is fried personally

>>17694
you're telling me a dope fried this mine?

>>17693
I kind of went to eat around the time I stopped responding, then I went to sleep before my nightshift (Derek, 24 btw). Now I just woke up and I'm getting ready :D
So basically it do be like that.

>>17696
"I kind of went to eat [...] Derek. Now I just wo[...]up"
what the heck did you mean by that second part? What is a woup??

>>17697
Womup, I am a firm believer and supporter of women, and uplifting them in any space. I'm 21 and balding btw I dunno if that matters.

>>17698
>I'm 21 and balding btw I dunno if that matters
tenshi's type
donate now now now

>>17699
she's in her single queen era though

It's another
>woman
episode in the runey clan lads. Pray for me

>>17700
thats what you think... she is secretly making signs for you to join her in Kent

>>17702
if tenshi wants me, she knows where to find me,

I'M POSTING ON NEKO WITH ALL MY KAY BROS

'chen is still dead..

>>17704
5 more yil

>no posts in over a month
/neko/ is /dead/...

>>17707
the horses love when I sing Happy Birthday to them
have you tried the game? if so, what did you think?

>>17708
I installed but instead of actually playing it, I instead made new accounts for three hours waiting for the Kitasan Black-chan gacha jackpot to kick me (it didn't happen).
I'm not interested in gachas nor number-go-up videogames anyway, I only did allat because it was a really cold night and I needed me 'puter to heat my up. (The only number-go-ups I care about are tokIDs and my portfolio 😎 (the latter went down 5% last femboy friday (that's because I didn't say good morning to the neko that hates Ari))).

>>17709
I thought the horses you got in the tutorial were the exact same every time
Either way, yeah it wasnt allat. Hoping for black monday to drop the stock market by 98% so I can buy the dip. Please fauci please powell, make that money printer tick 🙏

>>17709
>gachas nor number-go-up videogames
Tbf I think the number-go-up games can be good. I don't think I saw a gacha with a lasting gameplay potential yet.
>>17710
>I thought the horses you got in the tutorial were the exact same every time
If it's like any other gacha you get some pulls during the tutorial which are non-deterministic (or deterministic in a way that you get guaranteed rare or something but it's a random rare (SSR, 5 star, whatever the highest rarity is))

Why would you play Gachas when Slay the Spire is like a Gacha but no money for pulls and every run is brand new and also it is one of the best designed roguelikes of all time?

oc meme donut steal certified bild

>>17713
💔

>>17713
oc meme donut steal certified bild

>>17713
+2
>>17714
-2
>>17715
+2

When I first learned of the 馬(((game))), I didn't care about its design or when it would come out.
My only thought was that in a month or so my fus were all going to dress-up as animay horses, and I love me mimis.
I wish humans had ears and tails that would be so cool.

>>17714
funny but YOU invented the peddler moniker and, buddy, I've seen your house doxx, should you really be posting this image when THIS is where you live? Yeah, I just broke rule 3 and I am NOT afraid of the moderation team.
>>17715
-2
>>17717
+2 so true cant wait for puprinces to dress up like a horse

Whom?

Nekos when peddlers

Nekos when lucas

>>17720
+(257)

I think I leveled up
I am immune to bothers. Nothing can be unfit for me, anymore

>>17722
You outleveled the starting zone, time to move out of Lumbridge Pupper Prawn, enter the wilderness.

Just weighed myself and I am now <70 again
Who couldve known that starving would work?

havent gotten shit done in 3 days
10 days left

>>17729
just work hard plese

>>17730
I can work as hard as fuck
my problem is just starting it to begin with
you know my tale with resident evil/monogatari streams/anything ive ever done

>>17731
resident evil neko, get to work, leon kennedy has to kill some zomboids

good morning to the nekos! wow this place is a graveyard, I guess it is up to me to reply to every post that has no replies so far
>>17599
thread is only early because the last thread was a whole month and about to hit the limit :D
>>17600
can we get a fox update?
>>17602
your definition of fatty is broad, like your 'fu, gottem
>>17604
this is indeed a reply
>>17611
how did the garden sitting album listening party go?
>>17641
holy frick what a cool minecraft build

>>17733
>fox update
still dead, only smells within half a metre, no longer being munched on by maggots
>garden sitting
didnt do it, like usual

It's a well known fact here that if you go shower or swim after eating, your digestion stops and you instantly die.
Is that fact also real in (You)r country? Incelswimming might be the new meta but I'm lowkey frfr spooked the old books have some truth to them.

>>17735
>Is that fact also real in (You)r country?
yeah, they tell us that we will cramp up and drown from the body doing too many things at once

>>17736
monka

>>17735
It's a true fact, my grandmother told me it, and she's old so must be smart

Gotta be 5'9'' or shorter to appreciate this gemerald
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TLlx6Noq_F0 [Embed]

You all remember the "Why did the bike fall over" joke but get ready for this
What has four wheels and flies?

acid WILL post today and life will be wonderful again

>>17740
Whats the punchline??

>>17742
A garbage truck!

>>17741
>she actually posted and it's rohankino
what the fir, I have a superpower to make tokkers post??

ABBLES POST NOW ABBLES POST NOW ABBLES POST NOW
>>17743
actually chuckled, FUCK YOU.

played some modded minecraft with friends, the modpack just makes it into shitty terraria. there's enchanted items and item slots, the red balloon and horseshoe and magic mirror from terraria are straight up stolen, there's dungeons and 'cool' places to find everywhere. it's not minecraft..

who is joe?

>>17746
joemama

good morning nekomerica

life is wonderful
the sun is shining
my minecraft world is thriving

>>17748
Ain't it a little early for you to be up buddy?

Bonbi just ruined my morning
Scrolling a bit on my desktop fyp to look at monogatari edits and her ghastly visage appears. Cant even finish my food now

>>17749
my sleep schedule is fricked, I either wake up at 6am or 11am, no inbetween

LLM-fanatics are just the modern day ouija board / tarot card / astrology followers
they want something else to dictate their life and give them the answers

>>17752
This will probably interest you then: https://softwarecrisis.dev/letters/llmentalist/
Kinda interesting, a lot of bias I guess (anti-llm bias) but also has a few nice points that I think are very interesting.
TL:DR It's about the connection between the mystic readings/all the modern "psychic" industry and the way that llms work

>>17748
What version? Modded? Modpack? I make a server with 'Better Minecraft' every year, but it still feels kinda empty. Maybe I just haven’t found the right mods yet.

>>17753
Very interesting. I can buy this likeness and it does also line up with my own beliefs regarding the subject
Thanks for linking it. It put words to my otherwise nebulous thoughts
>>17755
>STREAM IT. NOW.
After my exam and after I witness at least one (1) mech boss defeated on stream. Until then, there is an embargo on any video-game playing

>>17756
>after I witness
I LOVE TO PLAY THE WITNESS
I LOVE TO PLAY THE WITNESS
I LOVE TO PLAY THE WITNESS
I LOVE TO STREAM THE GAME

4 days of liking monogatari edits on tiktok now my entire algo shows me gooner shit
uuuh bros?

>>17756
>Very interesting. I can buy this likeness and it does also line up with my own beliefs regarding the subject
I know that I have a personal dislike of them so I come with inherent bias but I think just the general awareness of cold reading strategies was worth reading it.
I was never interested in it but now that I think about it maybe there's a lot more to psychology other than nebulous handwavy stuff plus IQ, it would probably still be pretty hard for me to find similar topics though.
>>17758
>4 days of liking monogatari edits on tiktok now my entire algo shows me gooner shit
This guy has done 0 days of studying, instead he's rotting his brain with goonershit lmao.
Actually now that I think about I have done MORE studying than you throughout last 4 days and I've been at work for uhhh 40 hours? HELLO? ANY RESPONDERS?

>>17759
The only "studying" I have genuinely even gotten close to in the past 5 days has been reading the newsletter from >>17753
Name me 5 reasons why I shouldn't be fired out of a cannon
pro tip: you can't

>>17760
>Name me 5 reasons why I shouldn't be fired out of a cannon
You're way too fat to fit into a regular cannon… Uhhhhhhh… I don't see the other 4 though.
Oh yea you're very non-aerodynamic, that's 3 left for you :D

I think I like this polish koto :D

>>17761
>You're way too fat to fit into a regular cannon
nuh uh, I'm <70 kg now, I am slim and could fit up to my wide shoulders (I am quite muscular btw if any nekozinhas are in the threaddy)
>polish koto
I think she looks like polish nemuru

>>17762
>I think she looks like polish nemuru
I don't think she looks in any particular fashion tbf but her nickname is the_koto so it's funny to respond to the GUY that asks for NEW KOTO with her toks 😎
Yea I'm funny like that, I ruin my own jokes.
Also canonballs heh, balls were like 42 pounds heh, pounds, your mom at the heaviest for the standard cannons, you'd have to be extra spherical heh, spherical cow and it would be a big culverin yea I don't have anything, uhh big like your mum?

>>17763
Sorry, cannon firing already ordered. I am fish feed by october. It's over

>>17764
Yea buddy, don't forget to do the 9 days of studying (or 8, or however many you've got left).
Also I'm going to sleep because I'm wakin up at 4 am tomorrow, pray for me.

>>17765
Hopefully I'll start tomorrow, maybe I'll start by thursday and I wish I will have started by saturday
>I'm wakin up at 4 am tomorrow
Yeeeeouch!!! *sound effect from old cartoons*
Sleep tight and don't wet the bed tonight, it'd be the second time in a week!

narrator's voice: he started this morning and has already studied for 3 hours
:D

Not a single neko in the history of nekos has done anything on time, with ample head start
I have read the blogposts. I know the scripture.

my tenshi hoodie is being delivered today :DDDD

if french created a website for automobile enthusiasts he would name it
FrenchCarNation

>poland has a female president
the west.... has le fallen.... from le.. place it once was...
ping poleneko do you think there will be any noticeable change going forward or is it another case of "no politician ever does anything and nothing ever happens" like usual?

I am 3 ingame weeks into my minecraft save, finally found diamonds

>>17773
on the multiplayer server? how the hell have you not found diamonds yet

>>17774
my singleplayer tekkit server :D

Quints for KKaty!

>>17776
I met Spammito on runescape yesterday
I rightclicked a random player and his name was "Ironman Spammiej" and I asked if it was him and it was
what are the odds

>>17777
Tell him that my sweet prince Scwapie clears.

>>17778
>>17778
Scrapie is my favourite trans streamer and wow I didn't know he posted tiktoks as well, what a cool tok from him

>>17772
I think I was already talking about it but there was a choice between a pen pusher (for the current government) or the opposite party candidate (that wasn't great either). Anyway the opposed party candidate won so it's practically status quo maintained (nothing ever happens) (this might be a good thing though) (depends on your stance since if you're left wing this is literal end of the world, hitler won)
Honestly since I got the j*b I kind of don't care anyway, even more so than the usual. Being politics brained genuinely feels like unemployed hobby to me now.

>>17780
>Being politics brained genuinely feels like unemployed hobby to me now.
it always has been

took me about an hour to setup a proper (shitty) smelting setup in minecraft tekkit. I also had to play for like 15 hours to even get the items to build this.

this fucking rocks actually, it sucks so much

what happened to setting up the rp stuff 4 stream 👉👈

oh nvm i forgot the lag
i think this is the third time i forget about it

>>17783
because life is terrible, acid didnt post a new tok, i had a nightmare that I fell asleep at my desk for a full 24 hours and missed my dentist appointment, I havent wanted to play on an RP server, I got addicted to tekkit and have finally quit because the modpack fucking sucks its just factorio but really really really really really bad
>>17784
oh yeah and the lag, that was still probably just the one server. but my internet has been godship bad lately, even running my weekly TTRPG game causes a internet crashout once per session (foundry is locally hosted)

posting certified tATu kino

oh you guys are here? hello

>>17786
No. Hello.

>>17786
WHO IS THIS?
TELL ME

>>17788
It'sa me Kayrio

>>17789
+2
made me laugh

unless you actually are kay, in which case FUCK YOU

>>17790
DONT BE RUDE TO KAY BUDDY
IM POSTING ON NEKO WITH ALL MY KAY BROS SO MANY HEILS IVE DONE FOR MY FU
No I'm not but it was good enough I think, actually I'm not even the guy you were responding to so they might still be Kay

w-woah, k-kay is here??

*straightens collar and combs my hair*
h-hello m'sir

I love your toks

>>17792
+2, it's funny every time

>tenshi's tier 3 patreon has at least 7 subscribers
$490 dollarydoos a month just to post cosplay pictures she was already gonna take slightly early

I fucking kneel, my moneymaxxing single queen focused on her goals, investing 70% of her income into stocks and Gold

>>17794
I mean you did buy the hoodies so…
I am still hoping it's just bait and you just poached some hoodie pictures off of xitter or something.

Also kiqi started posting again maybe
>who?
<This fu

>>17795
hoodie
>one time purchase
>gives you a valuable item that will resell on ebay for thousands in a few years time

>tier 3 kaytreon
>lets you add her on her riot account (she will never play with you or reply to your messages)
>more expensive than the hoodie

>>17794
I will never understand people paying to see something "early"
Sure, if you want to support someone, go for it. If that isnt your main motive and the main motive is to see the next episode of a youtube series 1-2 weeks early, what's the point? You are now 2 weeks ahead of the queue but you still have to wait 2 weeks for the NEXT episode, changing literally nothing.
>>17795
he bought those hoodies

>>17797
I imagine she won't post ALL the pictures publicly, so if you think of it as you're paying 70 bucks a month to see 5 exclusive cosplay pictures of tenshillion cosplaying some leagueslop character, it is infact very worth it

>next episode of a youtube series 1-2 weeks early
yeah, I see that sometimes. like Historia Civilis advertises his patreon with the benefit of seeing a post 2 weeks early. He posts twice a year, an extra 2 weeks isnt going to kill me.

also I got a free pair of giantx socks because I ordered during the first 48 hours of it being on sale :D

the socks themselves are sold for £8.50, so really its a steal

the slightly sweet flavour that pork tenderloin has will never not weird me out

>>17796
>gives you a valuable item
I have 0 idea how much you've paid for it but it's at least twice as much as you could've for any regular hoodie, maybe even with your chosen design instead of… This thing… Genuinely saurbad…
>tier 3 kaytreon
Well that's impossible to buy because of one AP (Annihilator of Patreons), thanks buddy.
>>17799
>so really its a steal
If by that you mean they're robbing you then yes.

>>17800
I have never tried it without any spices and all of the time pretty much I add salt so I don't think I've ever felt that.
Does it really? I know how chicken breasts taste without any spices, mostly of nothing except for a slight umami maybe or something, but I never tried pork like that.

I'm sitting here, wearing my Tenshi™️ Hoodie, posting on neko with all my Tenshibros, so many dollars I've sent to my 'fu

yeah, you mad poor frogs??

Tenshibros???? ANYONE???????

>>17802
It has some very unique taste that I have only ever felt with pork tenderloin, and it's something I can only link to sweetness, albeit with a very weak likeness. To some extent, it's incredibly minorly reminiscent of how pussy tastes
>>17801
>0 idea how much you've paid for it
he paid 100 euro + shipping + handling fees for two
add that to the 250 euro he gave her and whatever patreon tier he is on

tenshi bros my uk gov is forcing me to scan my face & upload my social security number so i can keep posting on neko

>>17805
>spoiler
Sorry, never done that.
But I might try tasting pork just straight up cut off and cooked/baked/whatever with no spices just to see wtf you're talking about.
>he paid 100 euro + shipping + handling fees for two
Naurrrrrrrr, he's never making it out of rebound low elo hell with those meager spending habits…

>>17808
>Sorry, never done that.
You're missing out

Tenshibros the poor frogs are laughing at us again, what's our response??

>>17809
On one hand I kind of highly doubt that on the other it was never an issue since nobody asked me to so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>17805
>spoiler
I guess it's true, you are what you eat.

>>17806
this is a good thing actually, it prevents miners from coming here and looting all our gemeralds

>>17813
Ackshually I am a gemerald miner and I WILL steal all your toks, so thank you very much :D

>>17814
mods, this guy is here to steal all my toks using the "I Save Dick By Giving It CPR" audio, tenshibros, can't someone stop him??

>>17815
Yea maybe I won't save that one, sounds and looks kinda wack.

Place your bets, in which way will susu ruin her hair? Eye"catchy" color? Cutting it way too short? We shalt know soon.

>>17816
ngl ever since I first saw her, her hair has been fraser tier

heh, vampires. am I right, fellas?

my algo has stopped giving me gooner shit and is now giving me heavenly kino straight from the fountain of eternity

THIS SHOULDVE BEEN ME
I DESERVE THIS

just found out polands president isnt a woman
wtf maybe polan hasnt fallen... woman le bad o algo....

Me on the back blocking all animay edits and "comedy" tokaccounts so my fyp remains 100% midfu blessed.

>>17820
>I deserve a mentally ill basketcase
Yea buddy I hope you don't get it though. For your own sake.
>>17821
There wasn't even a woman running, well maybe there were but she wasn't "in the race" as in not from the 2 major parties so would have 0% chance of winning.
>>17822
Based, I would rather watch midfus o algo. I have no idea what o algo means but I hope it means something like nao falsa so if it doesn't then change o algo into nao falsa in the preceding sentence

>>17823
o algo así means "or something like that" in spanish

>>17823
>I hope you don't get it though
Sometimes your biggest enemies were your friends, all along

>>17825
I AM YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY DUMPASS

>>17823
Your midfu is middler than my midfu albo coś

>>17826
The biggest haters always flock around the coolest nekos, so it makes sense
stop eating so much then LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOTTEM

tenshibros... our money is going to a good cause

Shrivixbros... our hagfu is old...

>>17830
soon she will be older than us

>>17831
thats the thing about the nekos, the 'fus keep getting older but we stay the same age (32)

>>17832
Except for Derek, 24

acid posted
life is wonderful
its time to loose all the wait... tomorrow, tonight I've got a hot date with 24 donuts

>>17818
>>17820
time to grow up, stop watching anime for boys and start watching Television for Men.

>>17835
Okay, once my exam is over, I will watch the entirety of Cowbow Bebop
You can hold me accountable to this
Also, the real thinking man's anime is picrel, an anime so good that I won't even post an edit of it due to the risk of it spoiling a single aspect of it despite the infinitely small possibility that you decide to watch it

>>17836
had a friend who watched that
he had a troonscare (that is when he messages you and tells you he's thinking about transitioning but then he never does) (top 3 worst DMs to wake up to)

>>17837
troonscares must be top 5 scariest human experiences to live through

>>17838
could be worse. had an online friend of 10+ years straight up transition, no warning, just one day he was a she-min

>>17839
I haven't had any experiences like that yet. The worst one was one that I have posted about before how mid drug-induced high, my friend and I are sitting in the bathroom just talking about whatever and he mentions how he gets off to thinking of himself as one of the women when he watches lesbian porn
Nothing has come of it since and he is seemingly normal on the surface so I dunno

>>17840
we all do this, I post nyannyancosplay btw if that matters

what the FREAK is a NY annyanc osplay

>>17828
>spoiler
I'm talking height wise :tf:

good morning to the nekos, the world is good again, enjoy your weekend and study hard for your exams!!!

>>17844
He will not study an hour more till the day before the exams I bet.

>>17845
I can tell this neko is very racist because of his pattern recognition ability

>>17846
That's me, have you heard about IQ and race correlation?
It was a joke so you freaking get to work to prove me wrong DUMPASS!1!!!!1111

>>17847
wow you are smart so you must be black

>>17848
that neko is smart so he must be black

>>17848
>>17849
black people can't be smart!!

i post kay btw

Very funny guys, if you don't stop I'll start posting Kay and you'll all be sorry…

>spend hours trying to get a basic industrial setup in tekkit
>decide to try the magic stuff
>within 20 minutes I'm flying around, strip mining thousands of blocks a minute and automatically converting it all to diamonds in my inventory
yep, this is saur fun

Stay young black and unique ❤

>>17853
im young black and rich *aura farms on your fu*

posting the first good tok of 8/8/25 here on da neko

>>17856
who does he post?

>>17857
Cute funkies

Getting my sex offender shuffle on this summer holiday

Just came back from Cuteville, asked the locals about (You)r fu and they said they never heard her name before.

Nekka you should stop posting mids if you're gonna post like that.

Nekos… The SSL certificate… I don't think it's coming back…

>>17863
I believe I predicted this way back last year. Call me Seer Neko. That seared bite

*walks into tavern and tips hat*
howdy, know any mountain ranches looking for a hand?

>>17863
Just 2 more weeks

>>17866
Sushi looks like THAT now??!?!?

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA

>>17867
faceblindneko.....that's bonbibonkers

>>17868
or as we call her on neko, Hottie Bonkers! yeah thats right I've dropped $3000 on her OnlyHams this year alone

🇧🇷

study today? >=16 for a winning roll

>>17866
>2 more weeks
Probably more.
>>17871
>25%
Naurrrrr, he doesn't even want to study at this point. He'll find any cope available.

>>17872
Dont even think I could if I wanted to
I feel nauseated just thinking about studying, like I have an unruly stomach

>>17873
My condolences, here's my gift from our lord and saviour Aśtar Szeran for you buddy: https://youtube.com/watch?v=pIamzBSNzHc [Embed]
Also I'm going to sleep soon since I've got uhhh work tomorrow 16h shift too
Also I like this cos, it's a cool cos.

>>17874
>16 hour shift
Not even half as painful as walking 500 meters through town with Tenshi merch on. See you in like 30 hours
>cos
I havent played little nightmares but it also reminded me of Kanbaru's monkey form

>>17875
>Not even half as painful as walking 500 meters through town with Tenshi merch on.
True that, imagine spending 100 pounds sterling on it and then putting it on and actually walking out… I would literally die from shame.
>See you in like 30 hours
That's actually almost accurate but I might post tomorrow late evening.
>I havent played little nightmares
I didn't even read where it's from, but I've had this thought recently, I think because of watching this one tenshi tok posted here where you couldn't see her eyes for the first few seconds. It really does make it better, as in your mind fills out the blanks with much better things than reality could ever most of the time.
If it's not obvious I'm referring to the effect where if you don't see a part of someone's body you kind of assume it's all symmetrical and good and you extrapolate proper/perfect features instead of imperfect (which is more often the case).
It's also why anglefrauding works too when I think about it.

>>17876
it's why I am way more attractive with a covid face mask on than without 💔

>>17875
>>17876
can you guys stop making fun of me for buying tenshi merch? the tenshibros have my back. right tenshibros? tenshibros???

We have made MASSIVE ground today. I opened the course work website and MIGHT even open a few files of old powerpoints / example exams holy fuck bros... and all it took was one slice of bread with mayo on it

one of the ladtage guys has a kid now.

feel old yet???

>>17880
didnt small beans get a kid like 8 years ago

>>17881
he's too busy being married to the runeyscape grind to have sex

chris trout has been a dad for 2 years already

phil salmon came out as a gay

>>17884
is that your dad?

my latam 'fu?
cute

your latam 'fu?
mute

anyone else have that random daydream where you win like 50 million on the lottery, or am I the only one that sometimes wonders how life would change if I suddenly received access to life changing money for approximately 0 effort or time investment?

i'd buy an SSL Certificate for my favourite website :D

>>17887
I dont think about that at all

>>17870
can nekos rate this tok?

dreamt that catto put a virus on my pc
i hate him now

>>17870
hello and welcome to running on empty. tooooooooooook review.

yeah it's okay I guess, not quite my tempo

workneko is working right now
isnt that crazy?

>>17892
one workneko quit his job and another workneko appeared to replace him, there must always be a neko working late, cus he's a streamerrrrr

>>17894
OKAY BUDDY IM WORKING HARD ON MY MINECRAFT BASE I CAN'T FREAKING BE FUNNY AND BUILD

>IM WORKING HARD
cus im a builderrrrr

>>17895
you dont need to try to be funny every message
this is the lead behaviour causing notitia forciitis

>>17897
sorry ;__;

>go to lixoboa on wplace
>its just a bunch of boats with brazilian flags in the ocean
lol

furhaps I will go live as I explore and build a new base in tekkit

>>17892
Hahahahaha, can't imagine that, couldn't be me lmao lol

>>17902
I was listening to that monogatari song a few days ago
its decently nice as a rare thing
>it's been 27 hours
I was pretty close. You going right to sleep?

>>17903
I was eating lunch, well dinner at this point but you get it.
Now I'm going to sleep. Goodnight :D

I was like wtf is it taking so long to upload and it's (probably) the first melon tok uploaded in 4k out of the blue.

>>17904
meloncute but this time in high def
cya tomorrow, chumprick

had a nightmare but not the "this is scary and I wanna wake up" nightmare but a "I can outskill this active shooter" nightmare

>>17908
that sounds awful, feeling for you, im here if you ever need to talk about it (I'm 5'9 in heels btw if that matters)

>>17909
feel these nuts instead bozo lmao gottem

>>17907
Good morning neko :D
The rest of the posters are rude so I will not be giving them a (You) 😎

had to turn my radiator on 2 days ago to not freeze
global warming is a hoax

>>17913
Preach brotha

Me and my life are dun-dun-done

>>17915
Weren't you supposed to study for 2 weeks straight? How's that going my neko? :D

>>17916
Today I set myself the hard limit of 3pm, then I will need to start studying and no more youtube/twitch/whatever I have been doing

>>17917
Damn, I bet that will happen laughing emoji, skull emoji, skull emoji, skull emoji, wilted rose emoji

>>17918
you mistrust me but just watch. I will disprove all my haters.
cute melon and cute audio

>>17919
>haters
Don't flatter yourself with that plural bud, nobody cares except me (and even meself care not that much)
>cute melon
Well lets say I enjoy the toks from before the hoe phase more but what can you do.

>>17920
>hoe phase
she is simply in her car show eye-candy phase where she dresses up like a show girl
>nobody cares except me
awww you care about me 💞
this tokrel is us 👨‍❤️‍👨

>>17921
>she is simply in her car show eye-candy phase where she dresses up like a show girl
Well, I'm just more into cute, she could do cute well I bet but maybe cute doesn't pay the bills… We live in a soyciety…
>this tokrel is us 👨‍❤️‍👨
Wait a second, didn't Lou and Boni break up?????????
WHAT THE FLIP?

>>17921
I'll quote you unrelatedly but I've got a thought.
Can you do a deadhang (or any other hang for that matter) on one hand?
Because I'm slowly (well not really slowly but) progressing towards it and I was wondering if you can even do that :D

>>17923
No, I lack the grip strength to

could probably do it if I had something to hold on to but just gripping my pull-up bar, no