>>16597
>this guy made a new thread when there's a perfectly good thread under bump limit:
https://endchan.org/neko/res/16566.html
Point at this DUMBneko and laugh 🫵😆
🤓👆

>>16599
it is a swastika but its not a hakenkreuz
>>16600
more like new month new you!!! now you can finally feel comfortable being GAY again without it being trendy! :D

>>16601
>it is a swastika but its not a hakenkreuz
Let's be honest the rotation doesn't change much, most of the time people when they want to actively differentiate just draw the clockwise one, while counter-clockwise one is considered a booboo.
I dunno if it's lack of sleep or what but I actually thought there that it's the other way around btw. Now I'm wondering if all of the ruru toks are flipped horizontally or not.

>>16602
I have never heard anyone say that the difference between the bad one and the normal one is the direction of it. At least here, most people just consider them all bad and the ones that know consider it bad if it is angled (though since not many know it, they end up assuming anyone drawing one probably intended it to be the bad one, even in the absence of the angle)

>>16603
You know what? Maybe you're right, I know that so I might be projecting onto other people but normans might be mighty unaware of the difference (or even the history of the symbol beyond le evil german sign (as in that it comes from buddhism/the far east)).

good morning to the nekos, terrible morning to the laylays, haha your board is dead FUKC YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

check out this tiktok, shrivix looking cute in her housewife attire

feeling some early morning runescape grinding today while i watch stupid waste of time videos on youtube (if I am training skills in the meantime, it will be 2 wastes of time simultaneously which means that they cancel out and the time is well-used :D!)

A week or two ago when we were talking about computer parts, neko recommended me something from the 20 series, which is impossible to find. Here's Steam's own hardware survey SHOWING that basically nobody has a 20 series GPU.

btw I looked at the hanzi in the swastika nemuru tok and yeah it was uploaded mirrored (cus of being recorded with the front camera)
your swapped version is the right way around

>>16606
Is runescape worth getting into as an unemployed loser NEET with no job, zero job, absolutely no employment as of yesterday, and a perchance to watching youtube videos, d&d podcasts and old episodes of Doctor Who

>>16609
if youre into these types of games, why not
we can grind free 2 play stuff together :D

>>16605
>haha your board is dead
Which is pretty wack because I never thought it'll go down (before I care enough to backup it which would be actually in a few months at most) so I do not have any backups of our posts. All gone… Like tears in the rain…
>>16608
Yea I just looked at the funny chinese signs and they were looking more right mirrored so I thought it is that way.

>>16610

You're doing Old School Rune Scape right?

just made my first runescape friend
lets goooo we're moving up in the world

>>16612
yeah osrs

this tutorial is long as Sir Chaz II's dick (thats my OC)

mine is full of fricking bots

>>16616
Those are actually all me.

>>16617
YOU ARE A BOT (laner)
I AM A TOP (laner)

been mining for gems for 45 minutes, this game is saur good, i-

ok im back home, first swim of the year
go live go live ill add u once ive showered all of this sand off

>>16620
I'll go live in about 20 minutes :D

I look objectively like shit physique wise but girls seemed to be checking me out
maybe its delusional girl summer where they all collectively drop their standards and thirst for that neetcel bod because they can smell that I am diamond on league

live with chives
>>16622
they all wanna get boosted out of iron shitlow

>>16622
Low bodyfat twink thirsting probly.

>>16624
im not low enough bf to get the twink buff

I was listening in on the stream while eating lunch (yum). Can anyone explain why the streamer was only talking about how he loves miners and that he'll destroy nekachen by disabling its SSL certificate?
>>16625
Then I dunno buddy, you're probably just a fakecel trying to live among us real nekocels always fakin we freaking HATE YOU 🖕🖕 you freaking normie.

>>16626
maybe girls actually love the dadbod zomg fit didnt lie

>"play" barotauma for 40 minutes
>35 minutes of it is people docked at a station discussing what we're gonna buy
yeah I just told them I was going to bed and logged off

I need a FUN video game

>>16628
you missed an hour of skilling on runescape
rip 2 u
play some hoblox :D

>>16629
I dunno im not in a good enough mood to stream hoblox for the nekos. I might just go buy some HARD DRUGS from a DRUG DEALER

>>16630
you do not know a drug dealer... i checked your phone contacts while you slept last night

>>16631
its the guy that skateboards around town, everyone knows he deals drugs

>>16632
>skateboards around town
>in 2025
everyone uses electric scooters now, unc

>>16633
ITS A SCHEDULE 1 REFERENCE TO THE SCHEDULE 1 STREAMS

>>16634
I only remember the casino

>men drop their voice by up to 40 Hz when they talk to attractive women
heeeey how you doin hot mama (deep voice)

unemployed nekos are gonna be eating good
>>16636
you can hear this on valorant, guys all put on a groaning eboy deepvoice to rizz up the huzz

>>16637
how many subs did she get to last time? cant have been more than 300 right

I am leveling HARD on runey
peep the 'tats

>>16638
One guy alone gave like 250.. Her subathon lasted something like 17 days of her streaming 10 hours a day minimum

>>16639
>mining 6
This guy HATES the miners…

>>16641
I am mining right now to get it up to speed with my other stats, started 5 minutes ago :D

>>16639
we should do a neko group ironman

>>16644
need to be member for that stuff to be logical imo
cant make arrows nor bows as f2p since fletching is paywalled
also i dont wanna lose my 8 hours of progress!!! I am total level 250 !

>>16644
i died to a giant rat. ironman would be a BAAAAAAAAAAAd idea

>>16646
ironman doesnt mean hardcore, it just means you cant trade with other people, get help from other people, use the auction house and have to craft everything yourself

>>16647
thats not what ironman means in every other game

>>16648
name 3 games where ironman means permadeath

>>16645
i forgor that nekos are unemployed...
>>16646
you can die on an ironman, just means you can't trade with others or use the grand exchange. group ironmen can trade amongst themselves though

legend tells that he is still looking for a single exampe where ironman means permadeath...

she is blonde now

>>16652
Wtf, nordicbros? How do we keep winning just like that?

You know what I just remembered? My ban has never expired on neko. Basically neko went down before I served my ban for that 100000 get thing we did lmao.

legend says FUCK YOU hes right ironman means permadeath in xcom: enemy unknown, xcom: enemy within and xcom: 2

>>16654
death means death in xcom regardless
ironman just means you cannot save scum
hence: ironman doesnt mean permadeath in xcom, it just enforces it

>>16655
you win

Do you think Nekomin has actually just killed the site?

>>16657
I think he forgot to renew the SSL cert and uhhh maybe he's very busy or something. At least that's the cope.
He also hasn't updated the guca fork since late may (25th) so it's either he forgor or he just don't care anymore, pick your poison.

>>16656
booyah! and the reward I claim is a norafawn wife. hoping you ship me my reward soon ! ^_^
>>16658
never seen this nemuru before
pretty new too

>>16658
>kept it up for a year with no activity
>as soon as the nekos return he pulls the plug
he hates us... he really hates us...
*gecko voice*
That's true!
>>16659
>norafawn wife
check your inbox

holy peako we are getting another quads just days after the previous one? I cant wait to post my cute tokfu and take the digits!!

>>16661
its satan quads! you have to post evil devilish tokfus to claim them

wanted to play league today but ended up playing runescape instead
i did quit runey an hour ago, played one match of league but now im opening the runey again because its kinda fun ngl

>>16659
>never seen this nemuru before
Well, I have probably a few of those it's just most of them are ooc stuff that she deleted already and I dunno, feels like maybe she doesn't even want them to be posted. Some of them are kinda wack either way like her simping for the kpop boys.

Yea that one might've actually used the reencoding treatment. If it looks like it hangs on the frame that the rotation happens, that also happens in the original video and I thought that maybe it wouldn't do that after rotation but I guess it still did.
>>16660
>he hates us... he really hates us...
Tbf if he actually hated us he would've nuked the board after a week or 2 or something. Or at least told us to fuck off instead of you know… Killing the site lmao.

Also all my fus are angles so I won't be partaking in satan quads, goodnight :D

spent so long looking for a tok that i missed out on quads..

new boni kinda good, joan of arc

>>16667
wtf it wasnt a zelda cosplay
I thought the embossed symbol on her chestplate was supposed to be some tloz thing
no clue who this is supposed to be

roses are red.
violets are blue.
honey is sweet but not as sweet as of you.
goodnight
*kisses u goodnight like a real nigga*

I get to post the new eevee :D
>>16669
sleep tight pupper

>>16670
accidentally unhovered at the wrong moment and what i heard what "gonna party gonna party like a millio-" but it sounded like "like a minion"

>>16671
>gonna party like a minion
would be fucking EPIC

>>16672
hahahaha banana

Another day another epic win when I wake up before everyone else :D

a bitta runey to start the day

need a cute welsh maiden

>>16676
speaking as someone from England, there are zero cute welsh maidens

unemployed for 2 days and already I'm bored

>>16679
I just hit level 15 smithing so I can smith Iron Ore now :D

gratz on your woodcutting levels, you've always been good I CAN'T THINK OF A JOKE BUT YOU'RE GAY BECAUSE YOU LIKE WOOD

>>16680
I spent some time yesterday just spam mining and smithing yesterday but I havent gotten either of them to 20 yet so they are my next goal, only basic skills I havent gotten to 20 yet, aside from crafting and the other stuff I havent even found how to level up yet

I killed a random Imp (level 2) and got an item worth 3000 coins on the GE hoooly fish moley

>>16682
FUCK YO

does this look like the iron mine you were at? its my next step on the clue

>>16684
yes, thats the iron mine for sure. it's surrounded by cliffs just like that

boom new pants

Runeyscape is a bad game and I regret installing it. All this time spent on smithing 15 and bonald gets there easily?

>>16687
I have 13 hours played lil gecko *That's true!*

>>16688
thats ten more than me

>>16689
ten? shieeeet
but yeah I have grinded and thats why my skills are high

>>16690
I've gotta grind my attack skill up to 20 now for this mithril scimitar I bought. I hate this game. time to put on a podcast and get to work

>>16691
why'd you buy that? also i dunno what better gear does, more dmg? higher max hit?

>>16692
does more damage

just did 2 hits in a row for 5 (five) damage with my sword
hooooly shit im so big

My name is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate Lumbridge and the goblins feasting on it's carcass.

>>16695
take the frogpill, bro. go hunt rats for their meat, cook that shit into an inventory full of food and then go hunt the frogs until your knuckles bleed
you're gonna make it lil noobie

>>16696
I've been killing cows for their bones (bury), hides (tanning), meat (cooking)

>>16697
smart
I havent done tanning yet but that farm is good exp I assume
remember to loot everyone elses stuff cus people just leave their shit on the ground
the swamp south of lumbridge castle has giant frogs that drop big bones that give like 50 exp per bury

no, that is 100% some zelda stuff
look at the tri force on the breastplate

I have worked for 15h today and have done 0 pullups (today would be pullup day normally), it's beyond over nekos. This j*b thing is a LITERAL massive gains goblin, the largest most evil gains goblin that has ever existed in the world.
I hate my job and I wanna die I ain't got no iphone

>>16700
Thank you for my new cope I can use for why I kept gaining weight, I was working!
>>16699
Actually she's cosplaying Link, not Zelda. DUMPASS.

>>16700
this guy HATES having muscles
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1751484736256702.webm
this will be you... owari da...

>>16701
>I was working!
Yea buddy you were working like 5 hours a day, I just came back from a 15h20m shift and it would've been 16h if the guy that changed me didn't come 40m early.
>>16702
>this will be you... owari da...
I dunno, it's hard to tell how fat this guy is except that he's probably fat (from the face). Also just don't eat lmao, how can I gain wait when all I've ate at work was like 3 sandwiches with maybe a 100g of cheese and a bit of meat. Probably less than 600 kcal actually since I was mind meltingly hungry at 19:30.
This is such a cute cos :D Cute f0xycos I will even say.

>>16703
Do you not work a set night schedule? 16h sounds like a double shift

>>16704
It's a night shift or 16h day shift, no set schedule, whatever I get I guess. Very strange hours but also the job is pretty "low effort" I would say. Out of those 16h I would say I have been up (not sitting in a chair) maybe for 2-3h. The bulk of the tiredness I feel is coming I think mostly from just being awake for 17.5h now (and also from the shitty ass military tier shoes they make us wear (in fucking 30+˚C weather)).
If I had normal shoes I would probably feel mostly fine tbf.

started playing a new video game

I can't freaking escape neko

>>16705
do you and your partner just sit around talking for the 13 hours that you dont have any rounds to do or are you allowed to leisurely read a book or stuff?

>>16706
you voted for her, right?

>>16708
I am Optimates maxxing, I do not support Boni, they are weak and only control 25% of the senate.

>>16707
I am basically not allowed to do anything except for watching cctv and doing my job duties but it uhhhh depends. I highly doubt they're rewatching all the footage of ours and I doubt anyone would notice if I was doing something else (inconspicuous (so no, no pulling out a literal book)) during half of my shift.
Also that sitting is not actually sitting around doing nothing, I would say at least another 2-3 hours was just handling various documents and/or visitors.
It is definitely more demanding that what you probably think though (that I am actually doing shitall for the rest of the time like in some movie where a guy is security detail for an abandoned pizzeria)

>>16709
>Boni looks like me
naurrrr why is the game doxing me

other than the fact there's a faction called Boni, Imperator: Rome is kind of mid. Had a big civil war, switched over to a dictatorship style of government and did all of this within 50 years, before Rome had even conquered the rest of the italian penisula, elections would happen and it wouldn't matter, didnt really feel like all the systems involving characters mattered, you could just ignore them all.

>>16712
runescape mogs

>>16713
runescape? *pogs*

its so hot and humid that I go 1 day per t-shirt now

>>16715
just go shirtless and save yourself the laundry costs

>>16716
ngl shirtless feels even worse because of all the sweating that then occurs
also makes me feel all sticky

>>16717
I don't sweat when shirtless at home, I do sweat when wearing a shirt, jeans and wearing a backpack to look more masc whilst outside and walking uphill

>>16718
because you live in the 1st world with cold homes and AC and algo...

people are already popping off fireworks. WHY? FUCK OFF

stop killing gamesbros? we are winning

>>16721
I never say good morning because if it WAS a good morning, there'd be no bbno$ audios :)

>>16721
I always say good morning because it IS a good morning when >>16723 THIS neko wakes up with no SOCKS

>>16722
It's actually 100% freaking pog. Not only did the UK petition pass, the EU petiton is like 70k signatures from passing (which was like 500k/1m a week ago?)
I'm genuinely happy, both because Ross actually deserves that win and I believe in him and because Pirate Software deserves to lose and I hope for more lolcow content from him 😈
>>16723
Trve that, well at least funky seems to make more toks which is good :D Though she also seems to use her front camera which is 720p which is bad :(
It could've been worse though.
Actually now that I think about it Arie also has sent out a bunch of sd toks, or maybe they were downscaled or maybe tiktok is upscaling them I have NO IDEA wtf is happening.
>>16724
Let's go GOOD MORNING :D

>>16725
I signed it when it was at 400k a week ago and calculations were saying it might die on 800-900k
now, a few days later, we have almost passed
Every day a megacorpo or even better, an entire market, gets stiff cock for their discretions is a good day
It will probably take a good 5 years if anything ever gets passed, and whether it will be good or not for us is another speculation, but there is at least some hope that this will yield a good result. At least now they have to acknowledge it

>>16726
Well I wasn't very optimistic because I thought it was going to just be localized drama (with a few dramatubers getting in on the crumbs) between Ross and Maldavius but then I see it kinda blew up pretty heavily. I did sign it a long time ago when it was like a month or 2 into the petition since obviously I believe in the cause (and the person behind it).
>It will probably take a good 5 years if anything ever gets passed
Maybe, hopefully not. But yea there's a very big knock on effect since the big publishers could've ignored the flip out of that mosquito noise Ross and the petition were doing basically. Hopefully he's right and there's an easy win there to be had.
Even just knowing people care they just didn't know they could care is a biggie.

cow come pirate software hasn't started a "keep killing games" petition??

>>16728
Because he would get like 100 signatures (at best) and it would be even more embarrassing than what he's doing now 🤓👆

Anything to dunk on that furfag Jason 'Maldavius Figtree' Hall 💪

>>16730
Wait a flipping second, don't we have a furneko on our neko site???
Why is this guy hating on our favorite Distinguished® Member© of the /neko/˚ Community™?

>>16731
I like her wig in this

>>16730
>furry
>greasy hair
>obnoxiously smug
>called THOR (nordic name)
Pirate Software is... Bonald?


Bosting the superior streamerfu

>>16733
delete this

>>16732
I like the cos in general, looks pretty cool :D
>>16733
UH NUNUNUNUNUNUNU
If I log into Thor's stream and he's playing OSRS on his new account it's beyond over for this guy…

>tok I attached
Yeap, that's me on the endneko, temporary home of the nekos.

>Currently people with a BMI of 35 or more — or 30 but with a health condition — can be prescribed jabs on the NHS through specialist weight-management services.

too fat to be considered healthy, not fat enough to get the free ozempic, world is a fuck, 17 trillion dead meguca boards.

>>16736
Well, I guess you need to bulk then :D

too autistic to get a cute enby wife, not autistic enough to grind runeyscape for 8 hours a day, world is a fuck, 17 trillion dead meguca boards

WHY DO MEGUCA BOARDS ALWAYS DIE AND WHY IS IT 17 TRILLIONS?

>>16738
>too autistic for an autistic girl
make this make sense

>>16740
because even autistic girls like bad guys

>>16741
autistics are bad at fitting societal roles so maybe thats bad enough :D

WHY DO TISTIC GIRLS LIKE BAAAAD GUYS
I've had this question for a really long time.

Okay, okay, but think about this: What if I make the pullups today (a day late) but I still do them? Will that count as gains goblined or not?
(Serious responses only pls)

>>16744
they will be transferred to my gains account so yeah go ahead and do them :D

>>16745
FUCK YOU you will NOT GET ANY OF MY GAINS
I would rather DIE FIRST!

The only 'gains' I'm getting is 7% annual growth from my investment portfolio.

Just made 23,000 gold selling leather on the grand exchange. You mad?

>>16748
I got trade banned from selling too much on the GE so now I have to wait until I have 20 hours play time

>>16749
Bought some new armour, now I have to grind my defence from 1 to 20 to wear it.
Fucking retarded game for ESL third worldies NEETS fuck russian cyka cyak FUCK THIS GAME

>>16750
womanbrained neko just buying new clothes all the time without using them...

thorbros... I think we've won... there is no way this little puny "petition" gets another 7k signs in the next 27 days and 8 hours. we finally did it. we killed games.

>>16752
Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?

You know what I hate the most about good causes? The fact that the most outspoken, well-hearted individuals usually use the dumbest examples and the worst analogies in order to argue for why other people should join the cause. If you end up misrepresenting the idea (like SKG) you might just end up making someone decide not to support it when they would've if you explained it properly

>>16753
10/10 edit idea

>>16755
Yea, wish I've made it. I think it's the best out of all I've seen on da xitter.

just had a 1 hour nap on the sofa with my dog :D

555 votes left
STOP THE COUNT
STOP THE COUNT WE CANT LET THE POORS HAVE RIGHTS

what the fuck is this
the shadows around her mouth make her look retarded ngl

>>16760
that's tenshi, it looks just like her, remember when she had black and yellow hair and how she looks cyberpunk aesthetics? its so tenshi-

>>16761
makes her look like he has gigantic droopy hag cheeks and smeared lipstick desu

>>16762
yeah you're just mad because my order is on the way and you were too late, they're sold out

>>16762
>makes her look like he has gigantic droopy hag cheeks and smeared lipstick desu
So it looks just like Tenshi?
Tbf I see the design but it's still dumpass
>>16758
Thorbros? I wake up before the nightshift and this is what I get for my troubles???

>>16764
1 milli siggys and it becomes law??

>>16765
It's uhhhhh, "gonna be seriously considered"

>>16765
>>16766
not how it works
this just means it will be evaluated and then discussed (propose legislation) in the EU parliament

>The Commission must first examine the substance of successful initiatives and give a reply within 6 months. In its reply, the Commission will explain whether it intends to propose legislation. If the Commission decides to propose legislation, that proposal will need to follow the process for the adoption of EU law.
for the reply
>Within 1 month: EU officials will meet you

>Within 3 months: you will have a public hearing at the European Parliament to explain your initiative

>Within 6 months: the Commission will issue a formal reply – and explain why it will or will not propose a new law based on your proposal

>>16767
aren't you studying law? can't you go to the parliament and tell them to stop killing games already? or are you too busy playing runescape??

>>16769
I live in England and we arent allowed in the EU anymore...

>>16768
Yea, that's why I've said it will be "seriously considered". They don't really have to do shit tbf, but hopefully it will be something, anything really and if Ross or whoever is the EU representative for him states his case clearly and well it might.
It's the best way to change anything anyway.
I think his arguments were well laid out anyway so far and in such a way that a politician might listen.

>>16770
zomg me too! lets meetup in northampton :3

Brampton? More like Brapton am I rite?????? 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

>>16773
and the award for unfunniest joke of the month goes to...

>>16774
I've seen worse from you and will see worse from you this month so don't skin the deer yet.

POST THIS GERM
TO BRING BACK BURM

Oh my Gaurd my fu gets the angle trips? Let's freaking go :DDDDDD
>>16776
Your germ is unrotated my fuend.

>>16777
I don't rotate toks, I wear neko socks.

>>16778
Here you go, I rotated both your toks and your neko socks just for (You) buddy.

I've seen one too many Spike Seagull edits on tiktok (he is literally me), so it's time to rewatch Cowboy Bebop.

Another day another nightshift.
I would find the derek, 24 meme but I don't have the time because I gotta go, hope you have fun J*Bless nekos :D

bought a generic brand cola
tastes like water that has been in the same room as a coca cola bottle

>>16782
It's over for this guy.
Posted this from my work (at work) (nightshift)

>>16782
Never settle for less, only ever buy Coca Coca™
Posted this from my bed (at home) (sleepy)

Americans have such a nice fucking accent
the broad "general" american accent just fits every situation so damn well
can't imagine how blessed you must be to be born with literal sex coming out of your vocal chords at all time

hi

wrong post

Another day, another first post on the /neko/
I am so far undefeated (for 3 days)

>went to sleep to get my hours back since I have slept only like 3-4 before work
>woke up 5h later
>neko is kill
Where were you when neko was kill? I was asleep dreaming about my work (I hate that it happened so fast)

>>16790
when first post is kill, there is no motivation to post...

>>16791
Yea? How about I motivate you to post with this: 🖕😎🖕

good morning to the nekos (I woke up after midday so it's gonna be a mid day)
>>16788
not a good tok, not a good cosplay, +her merch is bad, +hard stuck bronze after 400 hours
>>16789
one of the best toks of the year, cute, good cosplay, great audio, LATAM supremacy
>>16790
her wall is just FOTM sloppa, stop chasing trends, buy a mercedes benz
>>16792
one of the best toks of the year, cute, good cosplay, great audio, LATAM supremacy
>>16793
ye

>>16794
>3 (You)s in one post
Yeap I'm cashing out, you can call me nekotrillionaire from now on 😎

>>16795
Spread the NekoCoins around Mr Rich Man, share the wealth

>>16796
>I get rich
>INSTANTLY there's a beggar on the street asking me for money
Get away from me poor. Ewwwwwwwww 🤢🤢

Your third eye? Calicified.
Your nofap streak? Goone.
Your astral projection? Too weak to spot.
You were never going to make it buddy.

>Burma is STILL down

like the ancient israelites us nekoheads were expelled from our home and left to roam the desert, never safe to stay in any one place for long. Stay faithful - in 2000 years we will be brutal occupiers of the 2chen strip and puppeteering the US government.

Might make something of myself this summer. It feels like the time.

Saw lacrossefu for the first time in a while the other day and she looked radiant (jett????). Not sure if she's doing something new or if absence just makes the heart grow fonder (the peen grow longer).

We should really restart the book club.

oh say can you see?
by the dawn's early light?

>>16799
>We should really restart the book club
let's read yotsuba! ^-^

>>16795
>>16797
she is pretty

>>16802
as catto would say
>when cracka sees brown woman
she is cute

>tenshi playing a 40 minute long game
>just to lose
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

nvm the enemy team decides just not to end the game when they are 5v3 and then just throw the game
genuinely astonished at how bad these players are
every minute something new amazes me. loving every laugh

nevermind TWICE because she fucking threw it by not attacking the nexus and wasting abilities on the tank instead of just attacking the base

I don't recognise anyone that has been posted today. I'm going back to Burma

>>16808
popular opinion: that maeve tok is really really really good

>>16809
He didn't lie, it is indeed a popular opinion.

I've got the schedule for the whole month like an hour ago, if I counted correctly I've got 232h this month :D
Pray for my swift recovery.

>greenscreened background instead of going outside
Nine fell off, yeah I'm ready to admit Em clears

>>16811
Wdym my nekka? This is (most probably) not greenscreen, you can see her shadow moving and stuff.

this is so fucked up

>>16813
Did you know?
1.5*1.5>2

>>16810
at least you will be able to afford the new switch 2 + mario kart world with the new salary bump :D

nekocore

>>16816
This is really funny but sadly fake. Like, the obvious solution is to go to the door, open it and quietly accept the delivery, hell, maybe even go to their car and grab it.

t. Have done this exact thing before and then enjoyed my four dozen donuts.

>>16817
>but sadly fake. Like, the obvious solution is to go to the door, open it and quietly accept the delivery
what if she had a le social anxiety??

>>16818
>she
My apologies, I didn't know we were reading a post by a fair maiden. Might I just say how beautifully written the story is? I can tell she has a delicate soul, and a caring kind personality. I'd love to be there to get her donut orders for her from the scary uberjeet drivers.

I can't read
I can't write
But that don't really mean shit
Cus' I'm a fokken Boni fan
and I can drive a forklift

>>16820
Can you ACTUALLY drive a forklift? Or do you just do a lot of Fork Lifts at home?

I can't read
I can't write
But I can scrape tiktokkers
I'm a Reki / Funky fan
and I'm a f#¤"ing w#%#ker!

>>16822
+2
FUCK YOU

Today I watched 'Threads' (1984). Good flick, but a little too upbeat.

>>16822
But he's not (he's a NEET now) and I dunno why I'm catching strays while sleeping buddy…
>>16824
>a little too upbeat.
>nuclear apocalypse movie
Is this some kind of a 'itish joke?

good morning to the nekos,

so funfact, you earn the same defence XP for fighting level 2 cows as you do for fighting level 14 scorpions, so why would you grind XP fighting a tougher enemy that can actually hurt you which slows down your grinding? just go punch cows. awful awful fucking game.

>>16825
wankerbros, our response?

>>16826
because exp is decided by the damage you do and having to move to a new target cus the old one died and all that shit is exp loss

>>16827
you can't use that word, it's OUR word.

>>16828
defence XP is decided by damage you do? yep, thats retarded

>>16830
every combat skill exp is

>>16831
I have a mithril sword and 20 attack but oh no i didnt power level strength so my damage is still 1 so I still get shit defence gains

thank you jagex or should I say fagex because only queers play this game, and you know I ain't queer.

this is one of the susu toks of all time

>>16832
good job stoopid

>>16834
its never communicated to you, so you have to be a wiki warrior to even know this shit, and it makes no sense that your DEFENCE xp is based on DAMAGE

>>16835
yes it is if you look at your screen
you get 4 exp for 1 damage, 7 exp for 2 damage and so on
hitting harder gives more exp and if you level strength you see your damage number goes up

>>16836
I have never done 2 damage so not sure how you're supposed to figure that out
>if you level strength
something I haven't done, because I didn't realise levelling strength is the way to get better gains on all combat stats, because the game doesnt tell you that

>>16837
then its your fault for not dipping your toes in the water to figure out what is what

>>16838
you love to blame the victim
you love to blame the victim
you love to play runescape

>>16839
bro dripped out in full mithril but doing 1 max-hits on cows in lumby XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>16840
I'm not dripped out in full mitthy because my defence is your 'fu's age whilst it needs to be my 'fu's age.

regardless, my new sonic rings just arrived, I can start smithing irl and forget about runeyscape

also im pretty sure they tell you about the different combat styles giving different exp in the tutorial or some other starter npc
naur reading is hardbros we arent beating the allegations

>>16842
>reading is hard
hahaha he did it again! he wrote the funny joke!
how about you CHOKE

>on site: 8
>on neko: 115
makes me laugh every fucking time

>‘CYBERPUNK: EDGERUNNERS’ producer Bartosz Sztybor says he wanted to “make the whole world sad” with Season 1:

>"I'm from Poland. People in Poland are sad. They are born sad, they die sad, so I just wanted to make the whole world sad… when people are sad, I'm a bit happy."
Polandneko, is this true?

did like 4 quests this morning
booyah im kind of the quest lord

you can see tiktok stories in the browser now
this wouldve been great if she didnt stop posting those 2 years ago

>>16846
grats, I've quit runeyscape, it is NOT for me. I'm going back to Morrowind.
>>16847
None of the people I care about post stories regularly, shrivix puts up the occasional story every once in a while, but usually its el fino

>>16848
game too hard for noob...

>>16849
>game too hard for noob...
resident evilbros?

>stock falls 10% then rises 10%
>lose money
>stock rises 10% then falls 10%
>still lose money

what the fuck? who is behind this?

>>16851
How much have you invested so far?

>>16851
thats why you shouldnt ever buy bull / bear certs

found the meme for you on fit
never seen this before but knew it was this one you meant

come runey lets grind

>>16855
no. I'd rather reinstall valorant and play that with you, at least thats a game where some level of skill is required. and there's a small chance I get a qt 7/10 cosplayer gf with a fat arse and a cute button nose

>>16699
>that is 100% some zelda stuff
he lacks critical information, everyneko point and laugh at this underfail

inspected a random guy farming guards in varrock and these are his stats
surely its not botted at all

>>16858
how the fuck do you get 63 defence with no hitpoint level ups? you get hitpoint XP just for getting hit

>>16859
no you get it from hitting the enemy but i dunno, must be bugged

>>16860
probably is bugged but he's still a bot. I feel like every player I saw on runescape was a bot. they'd kill a cow and immediately be running to the next cow, zero downtime.

>>16861
I think thats just a part of being on the f2p realms but yeah ive seen some very peculiar behaviour

>>16862
it'd be nice if there was a F2P mmo that wasn't complete ass

>>16863
>f2p
>not ass
lmao. lol even. HAHAHA, perhaps

>>16845
>‘CYBERPUNK: EDGERUNNERS’ producer Bartosz Sztybor
I have looked at his bio and it doesn't seem like the guy has ever experienced it himself but I guess he's technically right.
Guy seems like at least middle class, well educated and pretty well off at this point.
>>16851
Mathematicians and the famous problem of commutativity of multiplication.
>>16854
That's the one yeap.

>>16864
thats funny because your mom is free to play and she's all ass

I am the luckiest neko alive. I play like shit every league game and I am still winning 80% of them because of my team carrying me
feels so good being the backpack

>>16866
a bit forced and doesnt make sense

>>16857
>#deltarune
what the fuck? that bastard stole the triforce and Navi

boni would do ironman numbrs on blogspot posting scenegirl content back in 2007

>>16870
she would've been one of those 'rawr I love turtles, sorry for being so random xD" girls and you know it.

GTA V Roleplay Returns...

>Epic Car Chases
>Real Gangster Gameplay
>1 Hour Strip Club PoV
>Every Gun Purchase
>Bank Heist Finale

>NyanNyanCosplay is older than me
>and kinda looks like babbles
feel old yet? first post of the day, thats right L I win

>>16873
>thats right L I win
>this nekka just showed off his specific school schedule
Omae wa mou, shindeiru.

a bitta runey to warm up the brain power

>>16875
>a bitta runey
Definitely not how that works, every single time I work out (especially when I do a lot of cardio) it destroys my mental capacity.
New madoka de kroksz :D
I would post the new funky but it's another bbno$ song and I'm genuinely losing interest in those

>>16876
oh I didnt mean running, I meant runescape
I havent started running or stretching yet. soon though, surely

>>16877
>1st spoiler
Naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
>2nd spoiler
Oh yea any day, when were you supposed to get a new place and start working out? June? July?

>>16878
>when were you supposed to get a new place and start working out? June? July?
as soon as I get an offer
applying to them every week but they only give "house tour" offers to the top 5 searchers in wait time and then the person with the highest days out of those 5 that says that they are interested in it gets it
I had a house tour offer last week and I said yes to it but nothing has happened for 5 days now so I probably didnt get it. maybe tho, then I'll be moving out sep 1st

>>16879
>then I'll be moving out sep 1st
Damn, this guy is taking his time…
Anyway you can have this Ari :D Maybe it'll make you feel better about searching for the apartment.

>>16881
That last line sound a bit forced, but I guess it's at least +1.
Jk I think it's a good parody Mr Parodyneko :D

uberjeets bros... we're on the rebound list

>>16881
>it's like chip pedo's always there and always starin' at me
>and if i say the wrong thing, they'll clip my stream and then leak
holy +2, made me chortle out loud.
I agree with poster above that the last line is fors

that's it, im not blogposting about Himmreich anymore, I got halfway through some mopey blogpost that goes nowhere and I'm done. I'm done wasting time and energy fixating on wondering what some random person thinks about me.

Plus, he's a guy, and you know I ain't queer.

>>16883
women make up lies in order for them to be able to say whats on their mind without shame or guilt for being egotistical or shallow
"he told me how nice my eyes are" is a way for her to say that she thought her eyes were pretty today but without being seen as self-absorbed compared to if she herself said "wow look at how pretty my eyes are today"
notice how she posted a picture with her eyes up close just for people to see (she probably took 10 different pics before finding one she was content with)
theres an old /fit/ image explaining this phenomenon about how women do this, funky might know which one it is. its the woman who is taking a selfie iwth a duck face with the caption talking about "how can men do this" or something and its just some guy doing dumbbell rows
she cant go out and say "look at how pretty I look today", she has to spin it in some way to not be conceited in posting a picture of herself
EVERYONE here agrees with me but I will have 2 replies saying "calm down incel" or "have seex" BUT YOU KNOW ITS TRUE

>>16886
calm down incel

>>16886
have seex

>>16884
>>16882
that last bit went through some iterations actually
first idea was and I know I cant afford - walking barefoot on my floor - so I ??? myself - with neko socks from my drawer but I couldnt find something nice to fit the ??? part

>>16886
I can't speak for all women, but Tenshi especially does this all the time. A lot of the captions on her tiktoks are directly related to men/being in a relationship, but she says on stream she's not interested in a relationship. She mentioned her last ex was unemployed and the one before that had a job, her latest tok is saying she's only ever dated unemployed men.

I think she's smart enough to know that constantly making tiktoks about how she is SINGLE RIGHT NOW is good for the algo, but it goes against what she says on stream.

Just food for thought, anyway, copped the Tenshi merch.

Is this the Bonbibonkers website?

>>16893
yes :D
welcome home bonbibro :P
just ignore how nobody has posted bonbi here

>>16894
dont even joke about that stuff man
you know what might happen

>>16895
we might get a good poster for once? oh no, le horror

>>16896
yeah I remember those goodposting days of.... spam and feces on printer paper

>>16897
That wasn't him, that was a bonbi hater trying to make us bonbibros look bad.

even at my lois, i'm a family guy

23 hour long Runescape videos? Dont mind if I do *clicks*

did you guys know the bonbi poster has his own board on endchan

>>16901
bg? yeah we all post there buster

there is a neko that often uses the term "buster brawn" but it's actually supposed to be "buster brown"

>>16903
breaking news: "wtf" doesn't actually stand for "what the fir"

>>16904
sounds fake

I love 16 hour shifts.

met a very friendly guy and his gf on runescape and they taught me a bunch of cool things
now i am level 40 magic and a master at the game 😎
>>16906
16 hour shifts sound diseased. do you guys have laws stating that you arent allowed to work for at least X amount of hours after that? here its like that, you have to have at least X amount of rest hours per 2 weeks so if you work long shifts one day, you have to have long breaks after that

Tomorrow I will go outside.

>>16907
they are trying to get you involved in a devil's threesome! dont' succumb to their schemes neko!

>>16907
It's 24 hours of a break after 16 hour shift but that still comes up to an average of 8 hours per day lol, anyway it's the regular problem, critically understaffed. Though it could've been definitely worse since it's an easy job.
I'll maybe blog a bit later in the day :D

I must be sick or something, there's no other way to explain why I'm napping 2 hours a day and then still sleeping for 10. Restless sleep, means I wake up after 10am, had a dream that babbles was streaming again, I MUST BE SICK, its not true.

good morning to the nekos, Today I will go outside to cure my sickness

>>16912
Get up yanekka down with da sickness yamother get up yasista down with the sickness yaaunt get up… Uhhh that's about as far as I thought this joke through.
Anyway you're either bored or very tired or both, just do things :D

>>16912
do you wake up by alarm or naturally? if its by alarm you might be waking up in the middle of a cycle and then being tired because of that
theres also another possible reason but you wouldnt like that one

>>16913
>very bored
ain't that the truth brother, turns out quitting my job has made me MORE BORED.
>>16914
I do have an alarm but lately I've just been sleeping through them and waking up at around 10:30 every day, regardless of when I go to sleep.
>you wouldnt like that one
please dont tell me I'm too fat

>>16915
You're too fat.

>>16915
>sleeping through them
as in not waking up or waking up and snoozing them? if its the latter, thats probably why you are sleepy
>too fat
no, you are too dyel and need to work out your heart muscle (cardio). might be tiring you because it has to work o algo, im not a doctor

>>16916
>>16917
conflicting replies, am I too fat, or do I not get enough exercise? make up your minds!

>not waking up or snoozing them
I cannot remember if I wake up and snooze them, so maybe sleeping through

>>16917
>dyel
Tbf, that is basically telling him he's too fat.
>>16918
>am I too fat, or do I not get enough exercise?
Though I guess it's way too hard for this nekka to understand…
Anyway I dunno if exercise actually changes much about sleeping hours, I would assume you would actually sleep longer if you work out regularly and heavily. I'd check your quality of sleep though and I guess if the weather is crap you can't do much about it.
On the other hand though I've been on the "edge" (as in sleeping quite badly) recently and I do workout semi-regularly and I seem to be dealing with it much better than the usual. If I would sleep for 5 hours as today like 3-4 years ago I don't think I'd be able to function semi-normally.

>>16919
>Tbf, that is basically telling him he's too fat.
doesnt have to be, it could just be that his heart isnt proportionally strong and is working overtime
or he is just too smart and his brain uses too much processing power to keep him running so he gets tired that way
or sugar crashing
can be loads of stuff

>>16920
Oh yea because there's so many fatass peak cardio runners going around, every single marathon guy just looks a bit too chubby you know? And those cyclists? Yea all fat basically.

>>16921
you say that like he weighs 200 kg
doesnt he weigh like 84 or something?

>>16922
He waits more than me and I wait like 86.

>>16923
maybe get your ass in gear and start doing stuff sooner then!!!

>>16924
Sorry I don't use gear, maybe in my 40s.

>>16925
it'll be called gayr when you use it
heyoooo

That was a great joke, I love my joke and I laughed, well chortled a little unironically 😈
>>16926
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame, didn't even try to make it fun…

>>16927
FUCK YOU

>>16928
GET NEW FREAKING MATERIAL (I had to look up how it's called because I almost forgot, well I knew it was material but I wasn't sure)

>>16929
freaking material? more like sneaking material cus i am a ninja hehe

>>16930
Okay, this one was better, at least it was new :D
I couldn't find a good tok as a reward for you but you can look at this one, it's okay :D

>>16922
>84
I wish.. take me back to the good old days where I was in the 80s

>on site: 4
>on neko: 3
total neko domination

>>16932
Naurrrrr he waits over a 100 it's BEYOND OVER (owari da)!

>>16932
>he actually weighs 200 kg...
bros?????

>>16934
I have never gotten over 100 but I got close and wanted to krill myself.

>>16935
>can't be deadlifted by none of the nekos…
>can't be bench pressed…
He's too powerful, SOMEBODY STOP HIM!

>>16937
it'll have to be a team effort
with the power of all nekokind combined, we may be able to budge this unmovable behemoth

>>16937
>>16938
Soon I will way so little even funkertron (Post gains goblined) will be able to lift me :)

>>16938
The unmovable neko, meets the unstoppable nekoteam…
Somebody should write a parody like that (I am lazy and stupid) (nobody will, this is a stupid idea, I know)

>>16939
>Post gains goblined
My gains have never been goblined, well I guess I can't work out as much as I could before but I still try my hardest to at least do 1-2 pullup days a week and maybe push some other things if I can.
DO NOT LOOK AT THE NEWEST SUSU TOK

>>16941
>DO NOT LOOK AT THE NEWEST SUSU TOK
forgive me nekos... I looked..

>>16942
Well, you were warned, it's your own damn fault now.
I was even nice enough to warn you AND not post it so it's DEFINITELY on you now.

what was wrong with that tok? idgi

>>16944
You should definitely post it to make sure that everybody knows that there was nothing wrong with it

>>16945
the come on barbie lets go party one?

>>16946
AHAHAHAH well, it doesn't exist anymore, it was 7524416397212978465.
I dunno if I should post it, since on one hand it's uhhh, interesting, but on the other hand it would be cursing you with the knowledge on how it looks.

>>16947
post it

>>16948
Okay but just so you know, it is actually awful and you're doing yourself a disservice by asking me to do it.
I am not joking.

>>16949
>video currently available
I also thought it was the barbie lets go party one and I assumed the joke was that she shakes her gyatt in the barbie tok

>>16949
better than 80% of her toks

oh no
not me
I never post kotooo

neko be like

>>16953
NEKO IS BLACK?!?!

>UK neko doxx leaked
A man who admitted making more than 1,200 nuisance calls to emergency services to indulge a "sexual" foot fetish has been given a suspended sentence.

Richard Cove posed as an elderly woman called Helen Cheeseman to get operators to tell him about their feet, calling the NHS 111 line up to 60 times a day, a court heard.

Cove, 49, of Boundary Road in Worthing, targeted specific Sussex Police call handlers, telling them he wanted to talk about his smelly, sweaty feet.

He pleaded guilty to wasting hours of police time in April and was handed a 10-week suspended sentence at Worthing Magistrates Court.

Investigating officer, Rose Horan, said: "He specifically targeted female officers, some in busy departments dealing with serious sexual offences and online child abuse, wasting scarce public resources to indulge his sexual fetish."

>>16955
most socially adjusted briton

met a brazilian guy on runescape and it feels cool being able to communicate enoguh with him to organize doing quests that require 2 people and other stuff

I met a brazilian guy on runescape yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in lumbridge, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him to group up or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and using the dance emote. I walked away and continued my mining, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to smelt my ore I saw him trying to use the anvil with ore in his inventory.

The blacksmith guide was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir you need to smelt those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the forge.

When he took one of the ores and started smelting it multiple times, he stopped him and told him to smelt them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a b

>if you play osrs for 6 hours, the game auto-logs you off
holy based forced grass touching
>>16958
wwell mememd