lets goooo back on schedule edition

>>18085
just saw your pixel art, more like Lplace.

New thread, old funky.
I have no idea what to say except I'm kinda tired from work yesterday but it's okay because I'll only have to work till I die :D

Actually nvm, I've got something to blogpost, remember (nobody cares) when I've said I might be losing wait? Well that was all fake and gay since I've done legs yesterday and suddenly gained back — all the water wait I've been (most probably) dropping — to 85.5kg.
😎
Yea, I'm even going to post forced dancing just to piss (You) off 🖕😈🖕

>>18088
big bunda neko....eternally eating neko...

>>18088
This doesn't piss me off, what would really PISS ME OFF is if you only posted the recent susus where she's cosplaying the worst characters known to man

we love forced dancing here

>>18089
>big bunda neko
Yea dumpass I've got big muscle obviously
>eternally eating neko
You also are eternally eating, everybody is eating, if you don't eat you DIE dumpass
>>18090
>if you only posted the recent susus where she's cosplaying the worst characters known to man
You mean that archive man whatever the flip is it? Yea if I don't like how she looks in the tok I just don't post it and those look real bad.

Anyway we working out pull ups today and I have already failed but maybe next week I'll try out pull ups but with second hand only hanging by one finger. Yea I'm that cool 😎

I get to post the new cute kay tok :D

>>18094
WE LOVE BOYCOS HERE AT NEKOCHENHOMEOFTHEBOYCOSENJOYER

My favourite boycoser

>>18095
Well I was kind of asking about this specific boycos but I appreciate your feedback neko.
>>18096
Why would you then post the cos in which she isn't boying HUH? Ever thought about that???
Let that thought permeate your brain for a bit 😎

SSL Certificate update: unvalid and noncanon, i-

>>18097
that specific boy cos? I really quite like it, reminds me of babbles ooc
>>18096
our top scientists have analysed this and it is a CERTIFIED boycos. miku is a he/him transtrender

>>18097
>Why would you then post the cos in which she isn't boying HUH? Ever thought about that???
Sorry, I don't really think about anything 😔
I'll try again.

>>18094
>Facts?
you r stumpid
>Unrelated queries?
why are u spupid??

>>18098
still cant believe you posted that completely genuine, unprompted

>>18099
>reminds me of babbles ooc
No idea what specific tok you're talking about but I think it's okay. As in I'm not really into boycos but this one is okay.
>miku is a he/him transtrender
Shut the flip up before I come to your house (I know where you live) and kill you with my bear hands.
>>18100
>I'll try again.
Yea now that is better, you can clearly see a boycos on display. Good job neko 😺👍
>he
What the flip???? (I was trying to generate a strikethrough through my keyboard but I'm giving up, it's way too much work)
>>18101
U is

>>18103
>U is
wtf rude :'( take it back

>>18104
Nope, u is bud

tried to fix my big pixel art, multiple attempts at drawing it just made it look worse, gonna delete it and do something with it later. + deleting it gives me more droplets so I can buy new colours :D

>>18106
why not just finish it and build something next to it
its not like youll run out of space in bosnia

>>18107
because it'll look gigabad

>>18108
I know you and I know that you will never be satisfied so you might as well just make it and then make a new, better one besides it

>>18109
already drew a cute toga pixel art next to it buster

cattoo...... ඞ

just spent 20 million gold on runescape to buy sick gear and bones to level up my prayer level
I have emptied my pockets completely and now I am ready to take on the most difficult challenge in the entire game.
my nekos, do you think I can do it?

>>18112
No, give up.

>>18113
what the herzegovina????

I am out of supplies and I have another 2 waves to go before the penultimate (easy) wave and then the final boss (should be easy but I am, like said, OUT OF SUPPLIES)

nekokami-sama save me

death....

>>18112
>>18114
>>18115
>>18116
>>18117
a story told in 5 parts

>>18117
Noob down LuL
Not too late to sell the gear you just bought for 35 krona and go touch grass.

I tried again afterwards and I oneshot that shit. Not one moment was I in danger and I even had 12/13 of my foodstuffs left afterwards
Noob up, baby

>>18106
Once you delete it can I use the space to paint a Koto on Koto?

>>18122
yeah buddy, hell if you want to go ahead and help delete it, it'll speed it up. Everything inside the black frame, including the frame, including the SUS GUY is free to delete. just leave my tog-a alon-a :D

paid 4000 droplets to get TWO new colours, this is huge

>>18123
Almost done with the outline. Found a much much better image pixelizer so the bumsdings might actually look like what I intended (unlike what freaking happened to Lulula).
Never bought any colour but might do it for a higher fidelity kototone.

>>18124
I've purchased
'Light Stone'
'Light Goldenrod'

So if you need any of those anywhere just let me know :)
I'm also planning on getting both 'Goldenrod' and 'Dark Goldenrod' for toning for my Toga pixel

pov: boniposter (tall) looking at (You) (not tall like him)

>>18126
Not to ruin your life, but I doomscroll everyday at 5am so I see all the sucotoks on my fyp before you post them here.

who here is excited for the chainsaw man movie!

>>18127
I dont usually post them the second I see them
Many'a times that I download a tok and then not post it for hours or days until the leaves flutter just right through the late summer wind

tomboys mentioned
life is great

catto, is this an easily understandable accent for you? https://youtube.com/watch?v=dr6fcJU_cYs [Embed]

>tenshi starts talking about how she was "such a degenerate" when she was a teenager
>"oh I used to make roblox clothes with anime girl faces on them"
>"I used to listen to this song, it was so crazy"
>starts playing S3RL - Masturbate To Cartoons

holy fuck that is actually so fucking insane, she liked one of the most popular hardstyle nightcore songs of all time, she is TWISTED, INSANE, a CYCLEPATH,

>>18133
she is just like us... time to buy another hoodie

>>18134
after seeing THIS tok I'm about to drop 250 swifted in her chat, AWOOOOOOOOGA, (with respectful rizz) (I think women deserve equal rights and equal pay) (I support the LGBT) (I am from Skegness)

>>18135
she sucks at that hip gyrating move ngl and she has gained a few pounds since nova

>>18136
>spoiler
chubby lover neko is in her chat 24/7 and then tenshillion starts gaining wait? coincidence? I doubt it. bookies are placing him at 1-3 odds to be the next BF by christmas

>>18126
pov: you don't know what pov means

>I love the self-report of fat people in VR when they move around and they move fat
I read this randomly and its so funny because I can imagine it

>I love... fat people... they fat
I... so funny... because I... it

>>18140
Bon(b)iposter again destroyed by facts and logic

Koto Art Centre is growing, and still (You) haven't started drawing. You better get in fast before all the land is taken up

catto 'bout to build handsome squidward

>someone built this in stockholm
everything reminds me of her...

advice: click on a pixel near where you're drawing and 'favourite' it, otherwise you'll get lost trying to find your way back!!

>>18126
Boniposter (5'9) looking down at me (5'8.5) at the Tall Neko Convention

>>18146
>Tall Neko Convention
>inviting any neko that's 6' or below
That's not happening.

>>18147
It's a tall NEKO convention, there are no nekos above 5'11, so we just group up and make fun of the one 5'2 neko

>>18145
the browser cookies stores the location of the last clicked pixel so if you go on adventures, as long as you dont click anything you will be brought back to koto
>>18146
this guy is smart >>18138 this guy is bart

>>18149
>this guy is bart
cowabunga dude!

If you are reading this it is TOO LATE. (You)r 'fu will wear this cosplay for the next month straight unless you repost this message on 5 other boards

>>18150
FIVE OTHER BOARDS?
NEKO DOWN
TANA DOWN
SADKITTY DOWN
GOWNO eeh..... I WILL NOT BE GOING THERE
BRAINWORM I DONT THINK I WILL BE GOING THERE EITHER
NOOOOOOOOOO SHE WILL BE BART

>>18148
There's at least one neko that's over 6'1 so basically your statement is 100% false.

>>18152
NTN (no true neko) CBOSF (can be over six foot) IILAIC (it is like an in cel) IYACHYAAV (if you are chad heigt you are a volcel)

>>18153
Then I am a volcel.

>>18154
voltaic cel neko... dont be so negative all the time... go outside, get your energy flowing again

>>18155
I just went outside to carry some of my sister stuff she asked me to help with.
It was a negative experience, actually made me hate life and outside, I should stay inside and never go out ever again.

<omg furryneko look at this tok you're going to POG out of your MIND

>new Kay tok
>the kAy Poster does not post it
????

>>18157
more like gay poster haha gottem

--THIS MESSAGE WAS POSTED BY NNTPCHAN--

>>18158
it was funny how pressed they became over us making up backronyms for what NNTP meant

What the heck does nae nae toilet paper mean???????

Look what I found in my downloads folder guys :D
My blogpost didn't get any (You)s, I'm going to nekochen…

>>18161
ClaudeGPT, redraw this but make the angry characters into cool cats with cat ears and tails

just spent 8k droplets on extra paint, thought I was buying extra charge capacity, actually was just buying single use fruit.

it's genuinely so fucking over.

>>18163
>he bought the thing saying "Recharge paint charges" instead of the thing saying "Increase your maximum paint charges capacity"
Bros???? The doxfolder is one step closer to being complete. Check attached picrel secret document DO NOT REVEAL TO THE TARGET

>>18164
I'm genuinely, and I mean this completely genuinely, I am actually medically diagnosed as mentally retarded. Oh hey, Tenshi is live, I love her streams!

>>18165
>Oh hey, Tenshi is live, I love her streams!
I fell for this so I was, in the end, fooled by a retard. Fate has worse in store for me

stardate: today

pretty sure I know what El Gatto is drawing now, and I think my own Mona Lisa is obvious, still no sign of any other neko bothering to show up to the Koto Art Centre

>>18166
she saw this post and went live for you

>>18167
I find it very sad how Koto passed away a month or so before I realized I could watch people dressed as videogame characters on my phone 😔

>>18168
how has she played for at LEAST 500 hours and she is still the lowest possible rank (just barely above the lowest division too) in the entire game?

>>18170
she's just playing for fun + she earns your yearly salary in a month + your fu is mid + i miscounted 12 pixels on wplace and started filling in an area and I've wasted 500 pixels and now I have to fix it so whos laughing now + being bad is free content

>>18171
>she earns your yearly salary in a month
she has a monthly salary of €0? Poor girl, I am going to buy a few hoodies to help her out

>>18170
I think I have played like 2000 hours back then and I was in gold (when the lowest rank was silver or whatever it was)
I was literally never trying to get any good at the game back then, she might be doing that (and also being naturally talented at sucking) (hehehehehehe)

>>18173
assuming you mean back in like 2013, gold was ~top 20% of the playerbase, going down to like top 35% in the few years following it
she is bottom 14%, i.e. top 86%. She is disgustingly garbage at the game

>>18174
>12 years ago
Yea that's about right, about the time I stopped playing too so around 12-15, maybe 12-16 years ago.

>>18175
>maybe 12-16 years ago
almost as old as my vintage 240p koto webms

>>18176
>has vids of infants saved on his pc
delete this cuh

>>18177
you misunderstood the joke, probably not a real neko, guards, take him away

met a player moderator janny in the wild
this guy has played a bit too much I reckon (he has >200 million exp in every single skill when max level is 13 million (and everything past is just for imaginary clout)

New acid, and it's an OOC acid, life is wonderful :D

YOU get 8 hours of sleep
I wake up at 3am to grind out 250 pixels on wplace

we are not the same

>>18182
So true bestie.

>>18183
>he has painted more pixels than me today
masaka, I kneel

>>18182
Actually I get like 3 hours of sleep, then work the nightshift (Derek, 31), then now I am going back to sleep but the grind never stops.

The more I learn about British history, the more I consider them good people
Shame about that AP fella tho...

>>18186
AP? Yeah he hasn't posted here in over 3 years, I think he died..

>>18186
how goes the studying

terraria tuesdays stream?? soon

>>18188
studying for what
>>18189
z0mg

>>18190
>studying for what
your exams STEW POT
>z0mg
screenshot this post, I will be live in like 23 minutes

>>18191
>your exams STEW POT
that was last week stumpid im finito

Just learned that BP stands for Black P*rson. So sad that someone would mock my heritage like that.

>>18193
Wait until you find out that AP stands for African Person

bild.png moment

LITTLE LATE BUT WE'RE LIVE LIVE LIVE

The fus you grew up with no longer exist.

>>18197
teabrain is not mid she is cute

>>18198
I would be very embarrassed of posting any of her recent toks.

>>18197
>The fus you grew up with no longer exist
Bonbi literally still posts.

NEW ACID LIFE IS WONDERFUL WE ARE SO BACK

>>18200
Fat

>>18202
DONT DO WHAT THE CAPTION SAYS, I DID IT AND I WAS TRICKED

>>18203
can't call yourself a vegetarian anymore

>>18204
never have been, never will be.

>>18205
because you love putting your lips around meat
thats why you followed the caption

>>18206
STFU BITCH YOU

>>18203
Wouldn't it be upside down? Like if you put your mouth at the top of your phone (that's where the selfie camera is and she's pointing to), her head would be there.
How did you get tricked exactly?

>>18208
this is the front camera

>>18208
The selfie camera is on the bottom of her phone, she's holding it upside down. But fine, you caught me, I watched it once and did it wrong, and then fixed it so I could enjoy the full VR experience

>she's pointing to
>she's holding it upside down
Mhm? >>10893

>>18211
cant believe its been 6 months since the last use of the rainbow text

>>18212
It literally happened last thread.

>>18214
👍 Umazing

koto finished
____ abandoned, not worked on for several hours
owari da

baldurs gate 3, fun game, godship story.

>shadowheart's big companion quest
>everything lines up so she dominates the fight and turns it from a loss to a victory
kino
>dialogue starts happening
holy fuck this game is balls, yes I picked Dark Justiciar path after I tried to let HER choose and she chose the cuckold goodboy path. I WILL have my evil waifu


>win the fight
>"haha that wasn't even 1% of my power, follow me to the basement for phase 2 of my fight"
>*teleports away*
godship, thank you larian.

Heartbreaking: the worst tokker you know just posted a great cosplay

>fun game, goldship story
wdhmbt

>>18218
>>18219
I'm gonna say it.

I do not care for this game, it insists upon itself.

>>18220
How can you say you don't like it if you haven't given it a chance?

>>18221
saw Nort The Lion playing it, seemed MID

another wow cinematic trailer released and its absolutely dogshit
I hate what Blizzard has done to my favourite franchise

>>18222
For you.

>>18217
>go into the basement and defeat him again
>"this isn't even my FINAL FORM"
>he turns into a giant skellington and begins phase 3 of his fight
zzzzz
I fucking love having to kill the same guy 3 times

ngl I kinda like multiple phase fights when they have differing abilities in their separate phases and when it isnt an obvious thing coming
like, if the fight is long enough and tough enough that you think "finally, I have beaten the boss. I have used all of my resources and it was a close fight but I am finally victorio-... OH FUCK I HAVE NO HEALS LEFT" and then the feeling of getting good enough at the first phase to where you have lots of resources left for the eventual second one
but the "yeah i just healed my full health bar but its the same fight 2x" shit is just lazy

the first mlp edit has hit the fyp

I havent decided which uma is the coolest one yet. More research needs to be done

>Noemi will never cosplay Tifa at Gamesc-
haters? your response????

neko was taking too long so I finished it for him
Lightbulb-chan is done now. Let's all pack it up

>>18231
that's it! i'm giving koto a hitler stache

Who the frick is Noemi? Is she related to Yumi?

>>18233
Noemi is the evil twin of Yesmi

got to act 3 in baldurs gate, holy kino, this game is dog pier not godship, Jaheira is with Khalid now, ahahaha FUCK YOU HAG, now imma free wheel it outta here

resident evil neko could NEVER stream this game

certified fresh

neko is the #2 most pixels painted in bosnia hercegovina this week and he still hasnt finished his painting

I've had a dream that nekochen worked but it actually got hacked and installed a bitcoin ransomware on my computer that made me lose all my data :(

>>18240
I dreamt that I was in some cryptic mansion filled with irregularities and other nebulous features and that I had to defeat some council of 10 members in a completely dark attic at the end

>>18241
Those 10 members? That was me.
You will never defeat me buddy, I am your strongest enemy.

>>18242
>this neko is 30% female as per diversity and equity regulations
naurrrrrrrr

>>18243
That council was all male, as per the Nekochen© Council® Rules™ (no tokfus allowed) (read my blogpost for more details)

you'll find me in bosnia
we'll be painting all night
need a link to bosnia
we ain't got a real life

you're gonna have to link your charge count (link it to me, link it to me, link it to me)
unless you've got a big bank account (link it to me, link it to me, link it to me)

>>18240
You've had a dream? You don't have it anymore?
For me, I dreamed that nekochen was back but instead of an imageboard it was a mongolianmidchudfu and she went by nenkochan and she was mid and then I woke up and she was real(ly mid).
I also dreamed that someone drew something lubricious to the west of the wplace Nekoshrine.

>lubricious
this is not okay to say on nekochan home of the esls

>>18247
Leave him and his thesaurus alone buddy.

>>18246
>You don't have it anymore?
I've just had this dream today (as the last dream) so it couldn't have repeated yet.

>>18239
2nd more pixels painted in that tiny region of bosnia, I'm sure there are more prolific artists out there
>>18245
holy +2
make a night elf (female) (male) art
NOW

>>18246
>I also dreamed that someone drew something lubricious to the west of the wplace Nekoshrine.
I went west of Nekoshrine until I hit the coastline and found THIS

spoilered, avert your eyes

I think El Condor Pasa and Gold Ship are the coolest umas tbh

>>18252
you're talking about the random dots I did nearby, I needed 200 more droplets to grab a colour

DON'T TALK ABOUT HOW I COULD'VE DREW HER EYES OR EYEBROWS OR ANYTHING I HAD THE COLOUR FOR, OKAY???

I started watching an anime a few days before this year started. I think it might be one of my favourite ones but I havent finished it yet
it has 24 episodes

Ive spent my entire afternoon seasoning my cast iron skillet and I am on layer 5 now
I might go 1-2 more and then cook an egg in it just to watch that boy glide

>>18255
IS THIS A MOTHERFREAKING JOJO REFERENCE?

>>18257
hell yeah my brother
I love Dio and uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh Donatello

>>18258
>loves Dio the gay vampire and Donatello the turtle from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Says a lot about society'n'shit…

>>18259
What the fuck are those lyrics?
Music in 2025 *monster from monsters inc eating bar of soap emoji*

>>18260
I dunno I don't listen do music sorry.

>chrome force crashes
>restart it
>every single plugin is now considered "unallowed" and therefore forcibly disabled and cannot be re-enabled
great. I love ads

BLUD LOOKS LIKE SADIE ADLER

gonna go meet my ewife on vrchat, see you incels later, im about to have esex with a real egirl with my ecock and eballs

>>18262
I would recommend using any browser that doesn't suck ass (and the code isn't under total control of Google) instead.

>>18266
As a holder of Google stock, I'm obliged to use their products 😔
Also, Tenshi should cosplay this.

I slept 10 hours uninterrupted
explain that, science

>>18267
if tenshi had to cosplay that she would go on a 10 minute rant on her stream about how it was way too difficult to put on

>>18269
>tenshi
>10 minute rant
certified as having never watched her streams, she doesn't have any train of thought last longer than 40 seconds

>>18267
>As a holder of Google stock, I'm obliged to use their products
No you're not buddy. Especially when they are SAURBAD.
>Tenshi should cosplay this
What the FLIP is this tok lmao. She's really gunning for that gooner audience.
>>18268
I did that before, not impressive at all. What's impressive is that I did a pullup with one hand hanging just by the middle finger which is absolutely 😎😎😎😎😎😏

Also yes I got the Tenshi armpit thingie joke you can have your +2 buddy
Speaking of gooner audience (tok attached) (DO NOT OPEN if you are the virgin neko)

>>18267
>>18271
Tenshi hate watcher praying that she starts making toks like these (he is the armpitlover guy)

>>18271
nice pullup, I probably cant do that so you mog me now
>armpit thing
you put that part under the wrong (You) STUPID but ngl I didnt even realize she was showing her armpit that forcefully in that tok. I was too busy looking at the costume

>>18273
>nice pullup
Thanks :D
It genuinely is so nice to see such good progress, I'll probably be taking a lot of time to get to one-handed pullup, maybe even till the end of the year kinda timeframe but I'm already happy with what I've got.
>you put that part under the wrong (You)
It was kind of an afterthought comment.
>I didnt even realize she was showing her armpit that forcefully in that tok
I don't look at that either normally but it was very blatant. Like uhhh, tsukidess (for example) (tok attached) (this one is actually tame) level of goonerbait.

>>18273
>showing her armpit that forcefully
forced armpit

Holy beyond over, I just got recommended a new video of a math channel I used to watch a bit, guy didn't upload for a year basically. I open the video and get blasted by obvious trans voice
I don't even know what to say except WTF…

>>18276
Happens way too often

>>18276
>天国 (paradise; heaven; Kindom of heaven)
>*points down*
>地獄 (hell realm; hell)
>*points up*
christians BTFO in one fellow swoop

guys, nekos... its time for me to admit a big secret.... chaz is trans... she told me to help xer come out with this post... hope you all can see past this going forth

>>18279
Your name is Chazinha now? Congratulations :D

>>18280
No, my name is still Bonald

>>18276
>spoiler
this happened when I tuned into my favourite Resident Evil streamer EstrogenCreation

kindahard.golf 08/22

📝 62

6.⛳ 14
5.⛳ 6
4.⛳ 12
3.⛳ 21
2.⛳ 1
1.⛳ 7
0.🏌️ 1

https://kindahard.golf


Wordle 1,525 6/6

⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩
🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩
🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩
🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩
🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

🕹️👤 Gamedle (characters): 22/08/2025 🟥🟥🟩⬜> https://gamedle.wtf/characters


If you can beat me in even ONE of these, you are the champion of the dles for today.

>>18279
Zomg, so epic that (You)r fu joined the "Everybody be a flop" TikTok trend!! But maybe you should warn her next time that she's not using the correct audio...

>>18279
SHE'S COSPLAYING MY PIXEL ART, WHAT THE FIR

tenshi is playing cho'gath ADC, thoughts, opinions???

rocket belt, swifters boots,bramble vest, riftmaker, deadmans plate,

rate my cho'gath ADC build

(I have no idea what any of this shit means somebody convetr it into deadlock items btw im logging onto deadlock)

yeah I'm never tuning into her streams again, it's literally just 6 guys sending her gifted subs and bits to time each other out, all whilst she plays the most boring game on the planet to watch.

18 mods in chat (they paid for their position) but none are running the predictions

>>18283
>⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩
>🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩
>🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩
>🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩
>🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩
>🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I know this isnt about wordle but I get annoyed at people that play wordle like this
its just stupid

nvm that IS about wordle and you play the game like a retard STUPID you are supposed to find letters and then in your next guess NOT USE THEM so that you can exhaust as many letters as you can in as few words as possible to narrow down the possibilities
STUPID

Tenshi should cosplay this.

life status: wonderful

life status: awful
j*b status: going to

>>18294
WE, THE NEKOS, ARE CHEERING YOU ON!!!

>>18294
*smacks you on the ass*
you've got this, pumpkin

Heartbreaking: the worst tokker you know just collabed with Boni

>>18295
Thanks bud.
>>18296
You're so gay, get away from me.
>>18297
>the worst tokker you know
Bonbi (now)? Uhhh, I dunno probably some very caveish tokfu could be worse but I actually don't remember any off the top of my head.

>>18299
good morning, hotstuff ;)

nekos when steel furnaces:
nekos when electric furnaces:

>>18298
You don't need to put a name or email address down to make a post on this website, I deleted your post for you buddy, thank me later.

>>18299
>Bonbi (now)? Uhhh, I dunno probably some very caveish tokfu
Did you know that with last night conventiontoks, you can now link Bonbi to that one cavefu that owns an imageboard? If only we had somefu travelling to down under so we could link peak to peak...
Tok unrelated, I'm not getting negged at on a weekend 🖕🏾🖕🏾

>>18302
Too late, I am hacking him right freaking meow.
>>18303
>I'm not getting negged at on a weekend
Yea? Check this out: That fu you just posted? Below mid, do better. Those emojis you just posted? Complete lies, you a white sassy larper at best.
But actually I have almost 0 idea what you're talking about and I will remain ignorant.

>10 degree weather
>in august at 11 am
global warming doesnt exist

>>18305
Funny you say that since a drizzle just started here, but it's 17°C here.
I actually don't dislike this weather, I'd rather take ~20 (which it is most of the time now) instead of 30 or above.

>>18304
Poor oineko never has any idea of what's going on 😔 It's a wonder he still remembers to check this website at his age.

>>18307
True dat, who were you again young man?

>>18308
ari aura farming in the park in 2025

Oh, you have a question?

I don't know the answer but here's what ChatGPT said when I asked

>>18310
Oldnekos remember the venom that our dear Bonaldneko received for ranting about this phenomena. He was, of course and as usual, just ahead of his time.

>>18308
Days since Lucas was last seen in an Ari post: 281

>>18311
I remember that post, and I remember you did not indeed get any "venom (…) for ranting about this phenomena". I might've not responded because I didn't have anything to add, or have affirmed your stance since I hate AIslop too.
>>18312
Lucasbros… We're fading…

Night elf women from wow are the hottest characters invented ever in a piece of media. yeah, I said it.
>>18313
>I might've not responded because I didn't have anything to add
YOU HATE ME JUST ADMIT IT !!!!!!!

>>18314
>Night elf women from wow are the hottest characters invented ever in a piece of media
documented first time ever Bonaldneko has been wrong, Night Elf Women are bogged, zogged and mogged by the horse girls from Umasumeasem

>>18314
>YOU HATE ME JUST ADMIT IT !!!!!!!
That's true, but also I don't know how that changes the calculus.

If it wasn't for Kaythinky, I never would've gotten into bladee. Shout out to all the drainers!

Whomst've is bladee? Is that some kind of samurai sword enjoyer?

>>18318
yeah, famous swordwielding samurai ブレーヂ

>>18318
svedish rapper, he actually went to the same school as Bonald Blump Neko, you can hear him on some of his earliest tracks, hes got a couple of verses. his best feature is on 'Cousins', a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics, but they should. Because it's not just about the pleasures of the flesh and the importance of family but it's also a personal statement about the lyricist himself.

HEY CAT.

TRY GETTING QUINTS NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD.

That's when I... gave my cousin head, I gave my cousin head...

>HEY CAT.

>TRY GETTING QUINTS NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD.
and I took that personally.
QUINTS. GOTTEN. Check 'em with this classic goldkino

I wouldn't have ever known who Bladee was if blud didn't think she was Sadie Adler

>>18321
>no quads
>no trips
>not even dubs
It's BEYOND over for this guy, might as well lay down and DIE.

>>18322
being in the same stadium as her for the yung lean bladee concert is the closest I have been and will ever be to a tokfu

>>18324
can't get close to a tokfu? just BECOME the tokfu

here is ChatGPT's guide to making bathtub estrogen

>>18325
WELL WHERE IS IT BUDDY? WHERE IS THE GUIDE?

>>18325
yeah post the guide, chazinha is waiting

>>18327
ChatGPT lied... Chazinha died...

>>18328
sbeve....

@baldie sub or dub for bebop?

>>18330
Why would you ever choose dub? What are you too RETARDED to read fast? Especially you shouldn't since you know some jap…
I'm being honest here too, every time I saw someone choose dub for anime it's because they couldn't read at a decent pace, which I'm ngl I only started seeing among my peers when I started dealing with normies outside my social circle.

>>18331
in 99% of cases I prefer sub but I know that there are some examples where dubs are actually the more enjoyable experience so I always check to make sure
>Especially you shouldn't since you know some jap…
As soon as I start actually reading the grammar guide, I will become the master of nihongonese. Until then, I am a stupid dekinai

>>18330
DUB

Cowboy Bebop has the greatest anime dub of all time, Sbeve Blum plays Spike Seagull and it is awesome sauce :D

>>18333
You have too much hair on your head for me to value your opinion on anime. Sorry, but I don't make the rules. Go make friends with women and be a normie or something, FAKENEKO!

>does anyone in chat want mod? anyone in chat want moderator?
OPEN TENSHI CHAT NOW

>>18335
she saw my post about the mods not doing their jobs and started modding new people immediately xD

>as a mod you have two jobs
>run the predictions
LMAO

>>18332
>there are some examples where dubs are actually the more enjoyable experience
It's fine IIRC, I don't think I've watched a lot of it but it's at least not significantly worse than the sub.
I prefer subs in general too though and most of the time it makes little sense to switch. I've used dubs in games sometimes where subs would be distracting from the gameplay (or don't even show up for some dialogue) and that's it.

>>18337
I LOVE KAYTHINKY, I LOVE THIS TIKTOK

>>18338
Buddy, that's not Kaythinky, this is Kaythinky…

>>18339
you can tell she has autism from the practiced facial expressions

>>18340
>5 reps
Weak, but honestly it's not a bad result for a woman.
>>18341
I doubt it, it's just her personal quirk (of having specific mannerisms). If I diagnosed everyone that was having some non-regular mannerisms with autism then it would be much more prevalent.
Maybe if it's your first time seeing a thing like that you could think so, but my response to that would be "Mr. Senator, get out more!"

finna bouta consider shaving my head
its past my eyebrows in length now and getting annoying

Nier Automata audio

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/may/13/calling-a-man-bald-is-sexual-harassment-employment-tribunal-rules
lmao what

>>18339
okay buddy you've just fallen for the oldest trick in the book. Check the rules, rule 7, no thinkler posting, enjoy your permaban
>>18341
it's called art, you wouldn't get it you fucking incel. NEVER INSULT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AGAIN

>>18345
this is actually a good thing, no more harassment for the bald brotherhood!

>>18339
>touch me minors
WHAT THE SPRUCE DID HE SAY

34 year old streamer still stre

ams the old fashioned way (to 0 viewers)

>>18345
Enjoy your lawsuit buddy. I'm gonna take away every last cent you have.

>>18351
You'll be able to afford one (1) ice cream. Hope you have good flavour opportunities at your supermarket

good morning to the nekos, today I will

changed which my favourite uma is
its not one of the ones only available in the japanese domestic market called Still in Love

its now*

If you're a RN I need your help asap.

>>18352
That's okay, I'm gonna take the usual so the cheap ones that are vanilla/strawberry/chocolate. They're pretty nice :D

>>18357
neapolitan ice cream chad... i kneel

threaddy deaddy

>>18356
Soooooo, what does RN mean?

>>18360
Real Nekos
>>18359
I was having a cat nap

>>18359
Yea shut the flip up or I kill you dead buddy.
Now that I work security I know all the secret techniques to kill peoples.

>>18362
WHAT THE FLIP
SOMENEKO COME TO MY RESCUE PLEASE!!!

You. Watch the new GeoWizard Kino. NOW.


actually wait let me grab a drink first then we can watch it together and hold ahnds

https://sync-tube.de/room/LsBjfUmI

show up here. NOW.

>>18365
Sorry but I need my beauty sleep. Like I'm actually so sleepy after working today, I hope you have fun watching geo wizard :D

threaddy breaddy

>>18367
>post at 8am when no nekos are awake
of course it's dead you fricking idiot

>>18368
wake ur earlier then, threaddy freddy

>>18369
some of us suffer from sleep disorders, maybe try being nice to other nekos, okay????

>>18370
I suffer from eating disorders and I get no kindness from other nekos.
Yeah, I am eating dis order of extra fries

>>18369
I don't think I will 😎

>>18371
actually pretty funny, I chuckled

>>18372
top 5 toks of the year tbh desu
laughed at the third bite cus of how angrily she is biting it

>>18374
It's unironically a good tok, I love her facial expressions throughout the thing. And of course we LOVE CIRNO FROM TWOWHO :D

>>18375
it gets better with every rewatch

>>18375
If only you knew how many alt/deleted accounts that fatass has where she's just eating breakfast.

>>18378
Buddy, let her eat breakfast, why the flip you gotta be rude all the time??? She ain't even fat, our resident fat enjoyer would say she's way too skinny for him.

@BP(etroleum) I had to have gotten some "real good sleep that day" as they say because I've tried that pullup (with 1 finger) again and I barely managed on my right and basically failed on my left hand.

howlongtobeat says Baldurs Gate 3 is 72 hours long to complete the main story, I'm about 43 hours in and I'm one quest away from starting the end game sequence, I'm a freaking speedrunner I guess

>>18380
Well, the game is played by filthy casuals that have never played an RPG in their life so go figure.

>>18380
they dont assume the average person is going to savescum every single encounter to beat it "first try"

>>18382
Wouldn't that make the game longer? Huh?

Lmao me mum "almost" got scammed by "Bayer 11-in-1 Non-Invasive Glucometer", as in a chinese scam pretending to be a glucometer that doesn't require needles (or any other way) for drawing blood.
It's a good thing she actually asked me before ordering…

>>18383
the regular person loses the fight, goes and gears up again, tries again, loses etc
scumneko goes in, loses a roll and uses a save from 2 min ago so he loses at most 2 minutes per fail. I checked the logs

>>18384
my mom constantly buy stupid shit that doesnt work
her latest marvel was "glow-in-the-dark luminescent butterflies" which, to her surprise, was just plastic butterflies that didnt glow

wtf someone in my clan just asked "Anyone here know despairingabbles on tiktok? Shes so cute"
thats such a coincidence

>>18385
I dunno, I generally don't think savescumming saves time but then I savescum when I don't want to use resources and a fight goes poorly instead of when I'm underleveled and am trying for better rolls most of the time.
>>18386
Well, she does buy stuff, but it's you know, women stuff, like bags or shoes or clothes, at least when it comes to electronics she's most of the time reasonable. As in she asks for my opinion and takes it into consideration (even if she's going to do the opposite because it's her fancy at the time).

@swarthyneko the tikwm/attaching feature is basically just grabbing off of the tikwm cdn (on the nekomin code it was just grabbing the link through the tikwm api), also I've got a sneaking suspicion that the guy is actually posting on the cave since I do (regrettably) or at least did post from time to time in the awemer thread and I've posted about broken tikwm links a couple of times and miraculously they were fixed like an hour later (while being broken before for hours/days)

>>18382
>>18385
I do this, but I actually haven't had to savescum a single encounter since midway through act 2. Only the early game is hard, once you're geared up you breeze through bossfights.

I just killed Gortash, one of the main antagonists in the game in 2 turns.

Also, you can't "lose the fight, goes and gears up again, tries again, loses"
if you party wipe, you're forced to reload. and a lot of 'big' fights are in areas you can't retreat from, going and gearing up again means losing at times literal hours of progress, when the game is relatively easy, and very easy once you know the movesets an enemy has like a one armed guy in street fighter
>>18387
wtf?!?!?!?
did you say yes :D

>>18389
>did you say yes :D
hell no i dont respond to anything in the clan chat

>>18390
his username also used to be despairingapples not despairingabbles, so I think this was someone trying to trick you

more like despairing crabapples

I don't think this "swarthyneko" exists, or at least I don't remember anyone who would fit that complexion.

big dick chad neko, you are so good at terraria I bet you can fire time defeat the Cybernetic Opponents

>>18393
Heh, got you on record claiming you(r alternate persona) don't exist, now you cannot weasel yourself out of that one buddy, screenshotted, sent to my instagram, snapchat and tiktok.pl

>my blogpost got no replies
screw this place I'm going to twitch chat

>>18396
literally no blogposts have been made today buster

>>18397
I've made a blogpost and it even got the based 88 dubs I'M POSTING ON NEKO WITH ALL MY KAYBROS yet I've got 0 (zero) responses, explain that muster(d)?

>>18398
tell this guy >>18391 to respond to it PRONTO

>>18399
Sorry all my nekocoins went into the last blogpost, I cannot use !command anymore (I'm too poor)

here's my entry for the daily blogpost competition


woke up with a headache
decided to sit at my computer all day in a dark room with the blinds shut
i've still got a headache
decided to drink 4 cups of coffee in 3 hours
i've still got a headache
no acid posted today
i've still got a headache

Bad blogpost, at least the tok was good though :D

>>18402
good reply, even better tok though :D

>>18401
ive had headaches every 2 days for the past two weeks but I just chew on analgesics. I am NOT tough enough to brave that shit out
blogpost: I am watching cowboy beep boop

>>18403
Heh, free (You) 😎 Thank you kind Sir!
>>18404
>I am NOT tough enough to brave that shit out
Depends on the intensity but I just cannot stomach it when I go to sleep, basically if I want to go to sleep and something is inconveniencing it, it is gone if I can help it. If I have a mild-average headache for 16 hours during the day I'll push through it, but the minute I want to go to sleep I'm loading up on ibuprofen.
>cowboy beep boop
Let's freaking go, good luck in your New Vegas playthrough :D

Unposted foxy? Let's go a premiere on /neko/ :D

>>18405
>cowboy beep boop
>Let's freaking go, good luck in your New Vegas playthrough :D
I dont get this joke, is cowboy bebop a trans anime? also isnt that literally YOUR favourite anime????????? did you just come out???? phoebe-chan...

Heartbreaking: a tokker I posted here before and (You) called mid just cosplayed your favorite horse.
So yeah, FUCK YOU 🖕🏿🖕🏿 go search her yourself.

>>18406
No dumpass, it's a joke that cowboy beep boop is (sounds like) a new vegas character and you just came out as trans Bonaldinha.

>>18408
> a tokker I posted here before and (You) called mid just cosplayed your favorite horse.
which one? koto?
>>18409
you youngins and your jokes or whatchamacallit

>>18410
>koto
No, I've got koto right here and she didn't post any new toks recently.
<check out this koto

erm last tokfus I called mid were koto yesterday and then boni and funky
>>17949
>>17951
so i do NOT know why this neko is withholding kosupure of my alleged favourite horse from me WHAT THE FLIP

I don't have a favourite horse because I'm not a gacha gamer

>>18413
the only gacha gamer is phoebe cus he plays that butt-fetish gacha game where their asses jiggle as they shoot firearms

>>18414
can I reply to your funny post later? I'm getting a bad headache right now

>>18415
I made a funny post? Time to open the champagne this is a rare 1/10000 event

>>18416
2nd funny post in a row, can he hit the fabled third?

you put too much pressure on me i get stage fright i cant handle the spotlight like this

epic fail, just like his attempts at defeating the Robotic Menaces in terraria

Your response, haters?

>>18420
mogged

>>18421
just looked at my friendslist and the polish femboy I met in cs2 premier matches has 7,5 hours of playtime and even he beat the mech bosses

>>18422
@marcus fenix neko, you're a femboy now??

>>18414
That's old news, I haven't played that
>butt-fetish gacha game where their asses jiggle as they shoot firearms
for like a year or more. Also it was Nikke. Well is Nikke, the game didn't go anywhere, I just didn't feel like spending any more time on it because it's basically a chore simulator (just like basically every gacha ever tbqhfam)
The Luminous Path is closed to gweilos

>>18424
what if we play nikke together and join the same clan and congratulate each other when we get our oshis 👉👈

>>18425
Can we find a game that has actual gameplay? I dunno, something like Snowbreak or something.
Actually scratch that, I'll play an actual game with you if you just give up on that idea.

>>18426
>Can we find a game that has actual gameplay?
There exists a gacha game with gameplay? I'll believe it when I see it
>I'll play an actual game with you if you just give up on that idea
😳 what are we gonna play???

>>18427
>what are we gonna play???
Honestly you cannot go much worse than Nikke so you can choose buddy.

>>18428
lets play the silent game where we dont reply to each other' posts put the upvotes in the bag
I dont know what games exist as I am too old to be in the know, you know

We'll think something up… Later… Well tomorrow I've got like a 16 hour shift so later as in I'll start thinking Wednesday since I'm already tiwed today 😴

>you don't need to sign in with your email to make posts buddy LUL
<what if I want to get doxxed?
holy chad

>>18430
> start thinking Wednesday
by then I mightve finished Cowgirl Beerpong so I can make hepic references that you will understand and respond "He is literally me" to 😎
How is the actual work going? Is it mindless enough to the point where you can shut your mental faculties off and mostly chill out for the entire shift or is it mentally strenuous to work beyond the overall tiring aspect of it?

Yea well it's still wack when you use your full name email adress, it's like if I wrote my full legal name as a signoff.
Sincerely,
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

I was against the idea of breaking the vow of anonymity but since there has now been a majority of all nekos doing so, I guess I am left with no other option....

Best wishes,
Sven-Gösta Lars Torvald G. Eskilsson

>>18431
you know he spent 3 days thinking up that response in the mirror, loser energy. the chad response to doxxing yourself is to shit your pants, end the stream early and spend the next 3 months checking your corners irl

Me when I'm only gonna start thinking on Wednesday (I can'think today) (those who know 💀💀💀)

>>18435
soon he will complain that people are joining his private matches on league typing out his full entire name

>>18432
>failed his epic game of not giving me (You)s instantly
Beyond over…
>How is the actual work going? Is it mindless enough to the point where you can shut your mental faculties off and mostly chill out for the entire shift or is it mentally strenuous to work beyond the overall tiring aspect of it?
It's genuinely okay. Like the only time I've had a better job is when I worked as a software engie but that's mostly because of the pay + I've had a clear upwards path while this is obviously a dead end job.
I don't do much, there's been no major happenings, well there have been some things where I've had to actually get a bit stressed but in general it's like 1-2 days over the last 2 months, in comparison I've been constantly on the edge for the most time in my other (bad) jobs just from physical exertion.
If my phone wasn't cracked I would probably just sit on me phone for 90% of the shift but since it's wack I just occupy my mental faculties, you could ask why don't I buy myself a new phone (since I've got the money for the first month of work) and my answer is my finances are very complicated right now and I would rather not talk about it lmao, it will get better though
Basically the only bad thing about it is the 16h shift being kinda bad for you maybe?
>>18434
Is this some kind of a pun? Because mine is just completely made up but now I regret not making it a pun