First funky of the thread :D
>>18799
This guy makes a thread and NOBODY cares to post in it… The /neko/ has fallen…

come back we miss you guys... we aren't dead anymore. t. you know who chan

>>18802
>dead for almost 24 hours
the feds work slow... too much paper pushing ruining everything.... I h8 capitalizzmmm...

All slop no kay makes josh a dull boy

New personality archetype just dropped: the otrovert
tag urself

huge things are happening, watch this space

I WILL host a new meguca by the end of the month, or... I'll eat a worm, boniposter style

Big things are happening, watch these gets

>fat neko wakes up
>"huge things are happening"
haha

>>18809
hey, buddy, dont say rude things to my nekos. if you mess with one of us, you mess with the whole WOLF PACK 🐺 💢

>>18810
>you mess with the whole WOLF PACK
hey I've played this game on steam before, it was before they introduced the new age verification checks to browse and buy adult rated games

>>18811
im a bit of an alpha hehe 😈 👹 you dont want to less with me or my nekozinhos

>less with me
phil pot

>>18813
autocorrect 😔✊

>>18814
and yet it was autowrong, cant trust those machines to do anything, this is why you must destroy the Robotic Villains SOON

>>18815
no, (You) must do so. You are our only hope

>>18816
I am too busy trying to defeat Oil Refineries in Fatorio

>>18817
try eating them XD get it cuz fatorio typo XD

>>18818
NOT FUNNY.

This is Sico September and you're gonna bully me, the #1 sico fan for being fat??
FUCK YOU


yeah I got to oil refining and quit the game, Factorio is hell before construction bots.

>>18819
add another quit to the tally
I declare this month Ceasement September where all game finishing must cease

>>18820
I've already fricking finisherino factorio. TWICE. on stream. on stream how.

You couldn't even reach automation 2 on stream l-mao

>>18821
copenhagen and seethenheimer

only 2 more weeks till I'm back at school, studying with all my kay bros, so many essays I've wrote for my fu

>>18823
I am already back and its so over
also the bunker lasted a long time but now theres a cr*b tok posted here 🤮 can someone make a new board???

>engineer some bitches, promptly
heh, whichever neko wrote that is a funny guy and intelligent too, I bet he can beat factorio

>>18825
>>18825
that was a funny post yeah Im surprised I came up with that haha

oh my fucking lord jesus allah im about to break a gruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuule

>I wish I had an NFT
>a Neko Free Thread
joke so funny I one of them couldn't have made it

>also after a year of laughing in portuguese they randomly decided that myanmar was the funniest shit
this post sent me because its so true
just randomly decided that myanmar and burma was the funniest meme since sliced ing

first tok of the month, CERTIFIED kino

I always wanted to know how to do this

>>18831
boat busters more like motorboat busts hmmm you get me?

>>18832
Never had the pleasure sadly, please chad neko, tell us what it feels like

>>18833
cant remember if I ever did
most likely as a gag back when I had a girlfriend, but cant remember
and even if, she was pretty flat

>>18834
>can't remember
he was having so much sex he can't even remember all of it.. no wonder they glaze the nekos

Well, bad news, my phone died (finally) so no posting on the job for now.
Whether I'll have any replacement phone anytime soon remains to be seen.
Anyway uhh I'm going to sleep again because I'm going to work again tomorrow wish me luck (ryan_gosling_face_no_space.jpeg)

>>18836
sleep tight, get that phone fixed soon bossman

>>18836
whenever you feel that itch to post at your job, just remember that you'd have to deal with me and then blissfully remember why not having a phone might sometimes be a better existence :3

its only a 7 hour shift left now right?

but theres no way easychan went down for 24 hours as he was conducting mod applications just to employ at least 2 of them... for 6 active ips during prime time
this nigga's userbase is 50% staff what is going on XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>18837
>>18838
thank you for the prayers :D
>>18839
8hrs

>>18838
>>18838

Uhhh disregard the last 2 free you's im tiwed :3

>>18841
8 hours isnt that bad considering
you start in the AM or during voodoo hours tonight?
>>18842
mmm yummy Nekocoins
#balance
YOU BROKE!!! 🤣✌

>>18843
wtf did I get pickpocketed???? WHERE ARE MY COINS

>>18843
5:30 am, so i've got like uhhh... ~5 hours of sleep left pretty much
Anyways goodnight sleep tight nekos

>>18845
buh bye take care

>>18840
I had to suck dick to get admin. AGAIN!

goodnight to the nekos

only 4 months until Madoka Movie!

>>18848
This WINTER hopefully MADOKA MAGICKA MARATHON

I recommend sleeping more than 5 hours when you go to work every day.

I have a day of labour ahead of me. Not fun

good morning nekos, Maeve did the boni audio :D
>>18849
would be good, that is a fun game for gun famers
>>18850
I'd recommend sleeping more than 5 hours even if you're a NEET
>>18851
only one more shift and then you're free! (for at least a day)

HE WENT LIVE. I MISSED THE FREAKING STREAM. MY PERUVIAN...

>>18852
Epicly trolled by another laboring neko that wasn't me.
Also I can finally rest, well after I eat my dinner, but I'll probably go to sleep in like 2 hours since I'm literally dead.

I actually want to die, Factorio before construction bots is the worst game on the planet and I've not played in 4 months so I've forgotten how to be optimal and rush to constructors and biters keep eating my ass

>>18855
This guy will never do the 8 hour speedrun chievo… It's over for the believers…

>>18856
If I sat down and autistically planned it out I could probably pull it off, but I keep building too big or too small on recent starts

its joever, sturdy gone frfr total nekochen victory

>>18858
o-our site isn't dead, it's just taking really long to validate the SSL certificate :D

>>18858
Oh no, anyway…
Now that I think about it @nekomin now is your chance fix SSL cert NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!

>>18860
It is pretty funny to me that nekomin kept his site up for like 3 years waiting to be a cave replacement and then he quit 2 months before it would've happened for real

>>18852
>only one more shift and then you're free! (for at least a day)
erm actually that is another nekozinho and my labour is done for now!
that audio is so good that I looked the song up and it fucking sucks
>>18859
>>18860
is turdy actually down down? dang.... anyways look at this boni

>>18862
If Naruto looked like this maybe I'd have actually watched that trash
>my labour is done for now!
God's work is never finished my son, keep studying hard for your exam!!!

Sturdy is not just down, the mod who quit is not coming back. This thread’s name is quite funny now.

>>18864
Looks like it wasn't so... Easy.
heh.

I have now set my vpn up more than I ever have before
>>18864
>the mod who quit is not coming back
qrd?

lmao this wouldve been funny if not for them doubting themselves and writing "easy" too
>>18867
what mod which "quit" is not coming back? all I can tell from this post is that he is shutting the entire site down

>>18868
I think the mod quitting was just badly worded, it's the admin thats quitting

>>18869
dang.. what the fuck tho what about the $200 I sent him to not shut the site down??? He said hje was quitting so i paid him tO KEEP THE FUCKING SITE UP AND NOW HE IS RUGPILLING ME?E!?!?!

>>18870
Should've cashed out when you had the chance buster, guess who sold all his stocks for EasyCoins right before the announcement happened?

>>18871
please... do the needful.... only 8 monthly installments...

>>18872
if you carry me through the Clockwork Killers boss fights I'll send you the EasyCoins

>>18873
I can tell you how to do it (I have been trying to for the past year) but I cannot do it for you

>>18874
>just get better gear
no I dont think I will

>>18875
maybe download aimlabs then

>>18876
no point in hopping on aimlabs unless I get back into valorant to rizz up egirls (they like guys who peaked plat 3)

tonights dinner
a can of coke and a tin of mackerel in tomato sauce

>>18878
I've been getting into the can of coke meta recently, cracking open a can and pouring it into a small glass is a very refined a tasteful way to enjoy a soda pop. a lot better than buying the big bottles and free pouring, you drink way too much that way.

right now I've got a fanta

>>18879
I'm just drinking mine out of a PET bottle for that extra microplastic gain

>>18880
whats a PET bottle? are you a dog gamer?

>>18881
stupid question also check these gibs

>>18882
I never ask stupid questions. I already know the answer.

>>18869
im esl sorry

>>18884
we are like one

im making this reply just to get quads on my next post, haha

new acid, life is wonderful again, im now gonna go listen to kanye west 530 and find a depressing atmospheric game to drive around at night in and be like ryan gosling in drive


QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS

you missed pussy master

>>18888
no you missed, *mwah* and now you've been kissed

>>18889
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SXD05pTUh7Y

>>18888
yoooo this neko is kissing dudes, thats gay as fuck, everyone dogpile him

>>18888
based as fuaaaaaark quadraplegic get

koneko mari on my fyp
her face is aging in an incredibly swedish way
as in where the signs of aging are appearing, dont see them like that in anglos etc

perhaps the worst tok I have ever watched in my life
im glued to my screen https://www.tiktok.com/@tylersherwinmagic/video/7543303192478567693 [Embed]

locked in and gamed for 2 hours straight, ADHD bros we're recovering

>>18894
>the card trick
actually kino, one of the greatest worst toks of all time

@phoeber watch this and WEEP
>>18895
what did you play
>>18896
the whole tok was so fucking stupid that I love it. not a single part of it was good

>>18897
Factorio.

I walled my entire base + turrets + ammo belts to feed them + a walled path to oil (and turrets for it) + a train to grab and bring oil to the main base

It is inefficient but the chasing of efficiency was killing my ability to play for longer than 30 minute intervals. I am back to making shitty huge box bases and loving every minute of it jerry.

>>18898
>I walled my entire base + turrets + ammo belts to feed them + a walled path to oil (and turrets for it)
one trick ponyneko... you are literally uma musuko

>>18899
It's fun. Entirely overkill, you can kill the starter bases with a car alone, and by the time you hit construction bots you can have a tank and autorepairing bots to keep it alive, there's never need for more than a little wall and a few turrets to delay attacks on vital corners of the base..

but, I enjoy doing it. it's simple and lets me just ignore the biters for a long time

horse sisters? a second tok has hit the fyp

>>18901
I will NEVER play this game, you cannot make me

>>18902
you should install it tonight and play it tomorrow by noon

>>18903
or I could play fatorio tomorrow :D

>>18894
why did you made watch this
yes you did

>>18895
I just logged out of my 9-hour gaming session the new season is on

I need to grind for a week like it’s my job, then I can quit for another 6 months

>>18906
league?

>>18907
god no, a little indie game that has multiplayer rotmg

>>18908
I tried that many years ago but I was just too shit to get to max level
Speaking of quitting for 6 months, I havent played runey today at all cus Ive been so busy

>>18908
I've only ever beat one boss in that game, I'm not good at bullethells

ngl easy is just cave-lite

>>18911

I guess its true what they say in MGSV.
We are not your kind of people
Dont want to be like you
We are not your kind of people
Find when you start talking its nothing but white noise

Light is LITERALLY me because I also have a blonde supermodel obsessed with me. (I am too gay to care)

>>18912
idgi sorry dawg

>>18888
>no tok at quads
Bad post.
>>18897
It's an okay tok, I've seen better Beerno.
>>18911
If the admin wants a different audience, he will manage to get a different audience (or kill the site trying). I dunno how many of the sturdy posters would like it to be "more like neko", and judging by the migration rate, it's about 0.
I just went onto it to see what is up if it's just sturdy 2.0 at this point (since site dead = mass migration in my mind) but maybe not (at least not population wise)? Who knows how or what kind of splinters will now go on and honestly, I'm probably not following them anyway even though I liked awemer and archiving.

>>18915
yeah Im surprised that turdy went down completely allegedly, I havent checked to confirm and easy still only peaks at 10 active ips. I wouldve expected everyone to flock there

>>18916
Don't worry, it's not allegedly, I checked before posting.
>I wouldve expected everyone to flock there
Who knows what is happening at this point, I haven't read a regular thread for so long that I don't even know what namefags post there still.
Maybe there was some dramatic overinflation of IPs going from someone trying to really shit up the site? Maybe some of them don't trust easy? (which lmao, you're posting on sturdy already, what's the worst that can happen)
Anyways uhhhh, I went onto the end ttg and it seems to be "thriving" as of now so some of them are there probly.

>>18917
gtg bye buster

>>18918
Yea gl buddy.

hello everynyan!! :3 how are you? fine sank you

>>18920
Glad to hear that neko :D
I'm having a slight headache :( It's probably fine though and if it doesn't subside I'll just take painkillers later I guess.

Woke up really late, might be sick or just carrying a sleep debt I suppose. Still, not like I've got anywhere to be today so it's all good.

I'm over the GG EZ site now, it was alright on that first day but I wasted too much time reading yesterday and it's just returned to garbage, even ignoring all the drama and schizo spam stuff, they're still mostly just sturdyposters are the end of the day.

Gonna finish my factorio builds and keep reading my webcomics today, goodnight nekos

>>18914
it's garbage - not your kind of people, it was used in a trailer for MGSV
>>18920
howdy fella
>>18921
I've got a bit of a headache too, so be thankful I'm tanking some damage

>>18922
>it's just returned to garbage
Well, there's multiple people trying to shit up the site that I saw just today that I recognize from the cave so yea.
Anyway you're right, I should probably stop reading it too and go back to more productive endeavors.
Well I've been working out and in the meantime reading but now that I'm finished I have no excuses :D
Also good luck with da factoryo.

>>18922
>it was used in a trailer for MGSV
Can't believe Streamerneko beat that game on stream and then in the credits, they played that one famous song
also how fucking moody wasnt I back during the refugee crisis to write that parody and make this image edit LMAO

It's absolutely insane that Bonbipresident is the voice of righteous reason on that site. I agree with him though
Also, for how many times I have seen them say "I wish this community was more like neko's" or other words of glazement, I am surprised that none of them tried to join
I guess it has to do with activity in the sense that they want neko but 20 active ips neko

>>18923
One neko's shitting up the site is another man's post of the week...
>>18924
>spoiler
all the nekos be a little crazy with it, one man's genius is another man's depression
>>18925
I disavow any bonbi poster, one man's president is another man's scat spamming schizo

>>18925
>I guess it has to do with activity in the sense that they want neko but 20 active ips neko
I don't think that's even practically possible. Well it is maybe possible but it honestly would have to be a, forgive me for uttering the word, discord server or some shit. It would otherwise become instan chaos and it would be very easy for bad actors to proliferate (like on cave).
Let's be honest, they else want neko or they don't want neko, but if they wanted neko they would migrate here and assimilate so the answer is simple.
>Bonbipresident is the voice of righteous reason on that site
No he's not, I have 0 idea what you're talking about bud. He's posting the same things he was always posting and not even hiding that he has episodes as he always does.
>>18926
>One neko's shitting up the site is another man's post of the week...
No, there are people posting there that are, well, I would say they are objectively bad actors but then I've seen other people defend them before so I guess in my opinion they are straight up bad actors and if somebody feels like they're making "post of the week" we're not going to get along.

>>18927
>I don't think that's even practically possible.
It's not, even on a discord server. As a community grows it will inevitably change, a sudden influx of people will change the board culture.

If, all of a sudden, 4 new people started posting on /neko/ daily, it wouldn't be the same. That'd just be 8 people, but doubling our numbers. Imagine if we got to 20. You don't have to imagine, it happened, I fought in the frontlines for the Turdistani Insurgency, I saw my best friend die in a car bombing.

>but if they wanted neko they would migrate here and assimilate
truth nvke that Boni Bro Guy (/bbg/) cannot recover from.

They want to post on neko as much as I want to go to the gym daily, it's a really nice idea but I'm not fucking doing it.

Neko theme song she 100% said the nekka word somehwere in there
>>18927
>He's posting the same things he was always posting and not even hiding that he has episodes as he always does
True, but him advocating for an outright ban on any underaged posters, be they tokfus or regular people, is a good idea. I thought the same back on .moe when femanon, jawfu and ryo occasionally posted on the site. You shouldn't be involving (or even allowing) minors to post on the site and doing so is only for nefarious reasons
Oldfreaks remember Kay getting banned for like 3 years on nekochen and then her complaining about it in some voice post that was then reposted/forwarded on neko by someone
>>18928
> sudden influx of people will change the board culture
I've got a great image macro about this happening, wait, lemme find it

>>18929
I saw a post where someone claimed the reason 'neko died' is because they banned all tokkers.

It's just completely untrue, neko was dead long before tokkers started posting on sturdy, but it does highlight how some of these cavies think, they just want to talk to underage girls on their imageboard, they just want to be able to spam porn randomly. it reminds me of the famous catto song parody

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TP9GZNcpbro [Embed]

THIS BOARD IS FOR POSTING PORN
HER AGE STARTS WITH 4
STOP COMPLAINING
AND START KAYING

he was ahead of his time with this one, rest in peace prince

>>18928
>8 or 20 people
Well, I'm talking about theoretical scenario where there's already 20 people that have the mindset of ours.
Kind of obvious that if cavers migrated here without the will to change anything about their posting it would be April 2.0.
>I saw my best friend die in a car bombing.
F to the real ones, Catto… We miss you… 💀🪦🥀
>They want to post on neko as much as I want to go to the gym daily, it's a really nice idea but I'm not fucking doing it.
Honestly that's a real good analogy, I'll give you +2 even though it's not a joke.
>>18929
>advocating for an outright ban on any underaged posters
This is an obvious extension of the regular board rules, if you say that you're underage, you get banned, simple as. If it is known that you're underage (because you namefag and that namefag is known to be underage), you get banned. That's really very simple and I have zero idea why cave admin thought that those old rules shouldn't/couldn't be upheld.
IMO any fu shouldn't post on ttg openly but that's just me and I'm not very annoying about it (since I don't have a reason to, we don't get "visitors").

>>18931
>I have zero idea why cave admin thought that those old rules shouldn't/couldn't be upheld
You know the reason, here, this might help

>>18930
>'neko died' is because they banned all tokkers
Honestly who got banned? Kay got banned and? I don't even remember if anyone else visited and if they did they didn't advertise which is well within the rules.
>>18932
I assume it was because he wanted to uphold the rules as the whoever tf moemin was did, but honestly retvrning to tradition there of 4chan moderation banning UA would be much more reasonable.
And that assumption is my most good faith assumption, obviously it can be because of the reasons you are implying.

>>18933
>Kay got banned and?
WDYM AND? BANANING KAY WAS LIKE BANNING KOBE BRYANT FROM THE BASKETBALL COURT

>nobody watched my umatok
💔 screw you guys, I am going to easychan

>>18935
I hate that gacha slop, I love it when the toks flop and get taken down

>>18934
It's over… We should let everyone claim that they're 17 on a board for adults because they're special…
Or whatever her age was back then I don't even remember
>>18935
I DID NEKKA OKAY I WATCH THE TOKS NEKO NEKO NEKO NYA NYA NYA ARE YOU HAPPY NOWQ?

watch this tok. I know I post a lot of garbage but trust me on this one
>>18937
>NEKO NEKO NEKO NYA NYA NYA ARE YOU HAPPY NOWQ?
^w^

>>18933
Nobody got banned, I already said it was completely untrue. It's just a rewriting of history that a board can only succeed if underage girls go there and freely talk.

>>18939
>Nobody got banned, I already said it was completely untrue
Kay did get banned, I was there

kino flcl edit https://www.tiktok.com/@bjork_gudmns/video/7515720717707529479 [Embed]

>>18938
Okay no, that was normal for like 10 seconds and then it got VERY GAY. Flip you buddy.
>>18939
I think she did get a few months slap on the wrist honestly if I'm concerned since first of all you can always vpn hop, second of all she should've gotten banned for over a year or 2 years or whatever she was lacking till 18 (to send the message).

>>18942
He didnt trust me...
>second of all she should've gotten banned for over a year or 2 years or whatever she was lacking till 18 (to send the message).
thats what she got

>>18943
>thats what she got
Well I cannot say for certain now since neko is dead but I thought it was just like half a year or something instead of the full ban till 18th. Anyway it do not matter now so I'll just agree with your version.

>>18938
actually a good tok (for the first seconds) why do trans girls love do not disturb, I've had this question for a real long time

>>18944
>instead of the full ban till 18th
she actually got more than the time to her 18th birthday and she mentioned that in her complain-voice post "oh my gaauuurrrdddd how does he naurt knouwww that im 17 nauuwww" or w/e

>>18940
>>18942
she was banned well after neko was dead is my point. it wasn't that banning underage girls killed neko, neko was ALREADY dead as a doornail.

>>18941
not even a top 10 FLCL edit

>>18947
yeah that is true, I was solely responding to the fact that a tokfu was banned on neko. That it was during the april incursion is beyond my point

had to watch a youtube tutorial to figure out how to open my shampoo bottle
it recommended pliers so I took a pair of pliers and it worked

Damn, the weather so breezy, I get a call like where are you yeezy

>>18951
When I get back home, I am gonna write a 30 hours parody about backed up belts

>>18952
Buddy, the base's problem is far more than backed up belts. It's a mess, but it's MY MESS. Haters try to silence me, try to make me use a 'main bus', and I refuse.

>>18946
It's funny that we've got such different recollections of the event but I guess I didn't care that much about it to have a clear memory of it.
>>18947
I get your point neko don't worry we all know that it is a fact.
>>18953
Honestly you can build like that but not when you're a baby boy factorio newbie like you are. I'm sure Dosh could make a base like that and it would work flawlessly, I couldn't though and I would definitely mainbuscuck.

Germerald

>>18901
I FREAKING LOVE THIS EDIT AND I LOVE HORSE GIRLS

Finally, a good fucking Cos, none of this horsegirl nonsense.

Lmao, if you want to have a bit of a laff check out the great theories on the endchans ttg today.
Anyway I'm going to work soonish so
>>18955
It's fine, but I'm not stoked.
>>18957
I don't know the character so maybe? If she's doing a good impression, otherwise it's kinda way too goonery.

>>18957
thats what im saying

have drunk a bit, feeling a lil tippy. time for my 30 hours parody
>>18956
me too, buddy
That's my horse wife, her name is Still in Love
>>18957
she saw the femboy tok she reads the neko omg nora hi

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OH3bNgA1rkE [Embed]
You say you never saw them coming', well, you're not alone
Million turret renovations to a happy zone
My tech says I gave it the best blues of its life
I saw the backed up research of it, I guess it was right
I wake up, assessin' the damages
Checkin' my walls and pumpjacks
Pictures of me drunk pastin' out reddit builds
'But it's wonky enough to get the #claude out''
I wake up, all tank and no legs
I hit the belts, all choked no reds
Yep, then I pumpjack me some fluids, while me and Neko watch a movie
French chatting, Phoebe laughing and then there's Catto
Ándale, ándale E.I, E.I, uh-oh
You had me backseatin' enough to make a man groan
You had some nice flowing belts at the time, though
You had no mines, though

Belts backed up for thirty hours
And they, they were stuck for thirty hours for ya

I remember streaming in the AM
Young neko poster just trying to get his hours off
I remember being nervous to do Factorio streaming
Til' I pictured everyneko with they clothes off
World creation was easy biters edition
I'm building with no belt-fed turrets in the late game
Brrrt, Brrrt, Brrrt, like a fart porn vid from Finland
Then I get there and all pollution has vanished, girl
You don't research, you just pretendin´
I need a happy early, mid game and endin´
French chatting, Phoebe laughing and then there's Catto
It's getting backed up here, that's all that I know
Got a defense wall, three layers for you
You call in for some ammo, bro you're 1 hours into
You realize we at green research, not at uranium
Only thing we can craft is Firearm, bro don't start with me
I use my swifted twitch subs on you like it's no prob´
´Cause you was a wagie complainin' bout your backed belts
But you were ignorin' my expert tips the whole time
Well, I guess a backed belt is better than no belt

And they were stuck for thirty hours, uh


I sobered up during this process

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OH3bNgA1rkE [Embed]
ill post it again just to see the pictures side by side. I shouldve posted this version the first time around oops

>>18961
Philarious, worth the weight.
>til I pictured everyneko with they clothes off
I used this line already and it still laughs me.

>>18962
Great picture too, I don't know what Boni has to do with factorio, Bonald couldn't get to green science in factorio even if he tried..

>>18963
maybe ill install factorio one of these days, buster. maybe.

3 hour seminar at 8 am tomorrow. Pray for me

>>18964
You wouldn't. It never goes on sale and you seem like one of those annoying people that cries because an indie game you're not even interested in won't go on a 90% sale

I hate those people so much. Don't like the price? Don't buy it.
>>18965
study hard for those exams!

>>18966
>buying games
you know I aint queer

>>18967
okay buster how much have you spent on league skins in your life

>>18968
probably like 600 euro since 2011 and that has given me probably upwards of 5000 hours of entertainment
Dare I mention your tenshi spending habits? naurrr 0 hours of entertainment wagon

there are two things you never ask a man
his height, and how much he has spent on cases in counter strike

>>18970
I have spent probably less than 20 euros of my own money on cases in my life
I already know that I have dogshit luck, no point in trying to find out how bad it is

>>18970
I've only ever bought like 2 keys for CS:GO, both times I assumed I'd get a knife worth thousands and instead I just got a shitty skin for a gun nobody buys like the galil. I was scammed.

>>18972
>>18971
hehe skill issue. i unboxed gloves
of course, they were literally the least valuable gloves you can possibly get, battle-scared duct tape gloves

speaking of 'jaks, here is a funny image courtesy of easyville
idk if this is a jak but Ive seen the meme in one of them before

>>18973
but they look cool as fuck though
like, how cool do they not look as youre spinning the deagle on your finger and then blam some poor sod in the face down ancient mid through doors

>>18974
wow that IS a funny image that is so like her

>>18975
i honestly don't even notice that i'm wearing them. i have considered buying a rust coat knife to complete the hobo loadout though

>>18977
watch my ancient ace clip and then watch yours. Not only do your gloves look cooler but also they make it look like your play had any skill involved as opposed to mine, which actually took skill but looks noobish due to the absence of the halo effect.

>>18978
you're so fucking right. i will do my best to recognize my pretty privilege from here on out my dear dripless neko

>>18979
don't forget to check your corners, buddy. it ain't christmas for another 113 days, stop giving site like you're Father Christmas 😎✌

>>18980
why would i need to check corners when i can see all the enemies on rada- wait uhhh i mean my gamesense is just soooo good that i know.. haha...

I wish I was good at FPS games but I didn't play them as a kid so I'm shit
>>18980
this was such a good reference to nova, my beloved

>>18982
You don't need to be good, just have fun. I wish I could enjoy playing more thinking/strategy games, but my zoom brain only thinks about shoot shoot go fast, etc.

neko above me is lying. you have to be the best at everything without trying or nobody is gonna love you

>>18965
Buddy I have 8 hour nighshifts for the next 2 days (3 including the one I just finished). You get off scot free.
>>18967
It's so funny that buyneko got angry over nothing (we pirate games in this house) (also we hate piratesoftware in this house) (one does not exclude the other because jason is actually a corporate shill)
>>18984
This cannot be true since I'm pretty bad (guy) at a lot of things and at least one female have professed her love towards me before.

I dont know what my phone's problem is
Many times that I set my alarm, verify that it will ring in X amount of hours and then when I wake up, way past said time without it having rung at all, it will say that the alarm is still on aka haven't gone off.
There's no setting that makes it like this. I guess my phone is just that old and stupid
>>18982
What games have you played as a kid? Because I am not sure you are good at ANY game, NOOB!!!!

>>18986
>I guess my phone is just that old and stupid
Else that or maybe you've got battery saver on but that's the only other explanation I can think of.

>>18986
>What games have you played as a kid?
Halo 3 :D




good morning to the nekos

>>18987
I don't have my battery saver thing on currently so I don't think that is why. I guess having an old china phone that hasn't been supported for 1.5 years isn't helping my case
>>18988
>Neko woke up after I came home from class
Sleepy time head...

>>18989
>Sleepy time head...
I went to bed at 2am and woke up at 10am, seems very cheeseonable to me (this is my new gimmick word I expect all the nekos to start using)

>>18990
peesonable

>>18989
>having an old china phone that hasn't been supported for 1.5 years
I've had a moto that was out of support for at least 3 years and it worked well, more or less good (barring the obvious slowdown because every single application has to be webapp with react so it eats ram for breakfast)
Sadly I have about 0 idea about phones and how to make the software on them run so yea… Can't help you there.

TMI blogpost incoming, open at your own discretion. You will NOT be missing crucial lore if you don't end up reading this so I repeat, open it at your own peril:
I am not even a week dry but I have gotten so incredibly horny that I am mid-lectures inventing elaborate fanfics in my head of me having a chance encounter with chicks and how we end up falling in love and copulating. I intend to try to beat my record and lasting until at least 2026 but I am already off to a tough competition

>>18992
I had trouble telling who this tokker was because she kinda looks like funky and kinda doesnt
Had to look the tok ID up to see if I was just being faceblind o algo

>>18993
You're way late, I'm like 4 months ahead of you again. This way you'll never catch up buddy.

>>18995
You're actually? Impressive
My record was a bit over 3 months I think.
I am gonna start taking ZMA supplements too, which I bought today, so it's going to be even harder hehe

TUM blogpost incoming, open at your own discretion. You WILL be missing crucial lore if you don't end up reading this, so I repeat, open it at your own peril.
Had a sandwich for lunch, ham and cheese, cut off a bit too much cheese so I just had a couple of slices on the side for snacking whilst I game, seemed like a cheeseonable action.

>>18997
be honest, you cut too much on purpose

>>18998
Yeah, I'm a cheesychan.net poster, how could you tell?

Imagine a site called Geckochen and instead of hello kitty its based around this guy, Gex the Gecko
need it or keep it?

>>19000
need it, add a lil bit of bubsy too

>>19000
need it, we love geckos here

>>18994
It's da funky clone girl, bored something cosplays.
>>18996
Yea, though I dunno, I'm not going to go into details but honestly it doesn't seem really that hard now. Maybe it's because I'm working way too much though and I always did it because I was bored?
I should probably take zinc supplements just to see how that will work out since I might be deficient too.
>>19000
Wack, leave it.

I would trust this gecko to send all turdistanis to the reëducation camps in order to get them to assimilate

>>18993
>>18995
>>18996
IDGI, 3-4 months without sex sounds really easy, I've gone 25 years without heterosexual sex.

>>19005
Booooooooo! Get new material buddy

>>19006
I invented a new gimmick less than an hour ago, it would be uncheeseonable for me to make ANOTHER in the same day.

Listening to The Lonely Island songs
theyre so fucking good
'It's my dick in a box!''

>>19007
The gimmick is bad (in your render) and it's basically stealing Nazrins line without giving her the credit so… Do better senator.

DRAGULA LIVE DRAGULA LIVE

>>19010
zomg he's streaming with his twin brother, thats cool

>>19011
His long lost brother Chazza? LETS FREAKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>uses recon dart to discover they're going to the site he's at
>immediately rushes over to the other site that his teammate has cleared that they're not at
>gives up site
>wins round without ever seeing an enemy
my gamer, he only cares about protecting his K/D

he does less than nothing, he goes to a site and leaves and lets them take it.

MY GAMER, FUCK YOU GECKO
>rotates back to spawn
high IQ, he's resetting for next round

>>19014
>>19013
mogs you
check tab buddy

>gets deadlock ulted
I love that agent so much, probably because she's Norwegian

he is insanely cowardly, it is impressive to watch. all he cares about is planting the spike and then running off to hide.

cba putting all those apostrophes to italicize this one sorry fellas
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6qFrY4VcbMU [Embed]
>Hey
<Hey, what's wrong?
>Come quick, some cavers wanna fight us
<Oh, not again, I'll go get my gun
>Ok

You must be loco to mess with us
Don't you know we're dangerous?
We'll kill you. we'll kill you

It's on now, the fight's beginning
One post in and we're already winning

Cat number one, the cave-shit killer
After you're dead, I'll eat donuts for dinner

Out for a scroll and I'm looking to score
I'm cat number two; your fu's a whore

Acids, Funkys, classic toks
One pierced ear and neko socks

If you see us in your thread
You'll always reply

We post cute tokfus
That look like guys

Each Patreon killed, our hearts grow colder
I could report all day, doesn't hurt my shoulder

I post all the time, it's no big deal
Open my folder and post a kino reel

I only post with nekos and tenshi's cucks
You're still a cunt, Claude, you're a mistake

You must be loco to mess with us
Don't you know we're dangerous?
We'll kill you. we'll kill you

Our thirst for blood is never enough
Is there a heaven with donuts for us?

Hey, cat number one
Yeah, cat number two?

I'm just doing me
I'm doing you, too 😳

I only post fus who have Patreons
I know what they're like, I'll donate some

There's one short neko, the rest is tall
And watch cool flicks, 'bout Gyllenhaal

Who cares about the cave, we can post on end
You're just a loser, you get raped by men

We're just nekos
Who have a deathwish

Screw wake-at-twelve, we'll be waging by six
Like
Bowm, bowm
Bowm, bowm, bowm, bowm, bowm

You must be loco to mess with us
Don't you know we're dangerous?
We'll kill you, we'll kill you

Ain't no such thing as alley crooks
You're scared of death, you're scared to post your fu

>change the
NOT POSSIBLE. I HAVE ALREADY POSTED
YOU SHOULDVE TOLD ME WHEN I WAS LIVEPOSTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
also "Don't you know neko's dangerous" is one syllable too much and doesnt fit imo
"We'll ban you. we'll ban you" was a funny thing I considered tho

>>19018
Change the refrain to:
You must be loco to mess with cats
Don't you know neko's dangerous
We'll kill you, we'll kill you
And I'll +4 it, right now it is a +2 though.

>>19019
That is pretty funny yea, you can leave the we're and change to the ban and I'll still allow it :D

>>19021
I've got something even better for you
actually nvm I started writing another parody in the same series of comedy songs but it wouldnt have been as funny as the first one

>>19018
one of the best parodies this month, keep it up champ, and keep studying hard for your exam!!!!

>>19020
wtf I cant find the madoka boni with this audio
either I have accidentally deleted it or I am starting to lose my memory... cant even remember boni toks anymore... se acabou

ya drink ya

>>19024
Naurrrrr it's over for him, barely comes back to school or whatever and instantly loses his memory. Ain't it way past your bedtime unc? 💀💀💀🥀🥀😸

I see you writing dumpass parodies on EZ, and posting bones there constantly, do you hate us now, HUH???

>>19026
Those who know 💀💀💀
>>19027
I have posted probably 3 bones total on that site and only one parody
but that site sucks anyways. I threw it on the GROUUUUND

>>19028
>I have posted probably 3 bones total on that site
Yeah I know, there's another guy that posts boni but it's obviously not you, the text gives it away but even his choice in bonis is obviously not the stuff you regularly post.

>>19029
there is no chance in hell more than 1 person could like boni

>>19030
>he's got an evil BoniPoster twin on the cave
It's over. What's next, an evil FunkyPoster twin?

>>19029
that guy would never post this godkino azunyan

>>19031
What if we all have evil caveposting twins???

>>19033
Nah, nobody posts tenshi or madoka de kroksz on the cave.

omg madoka de croccs my cosplayer least preferred :DD
she hasnt posted in a while has she? and maeve also gone.....
its latam winter and they have all gone into hibernation

>>19034
There was a guy posting tenshi on Ez, so I imagine he was posting tenshi on the cave too

Acid is safe from being posted by them though, I am the only AP (Acid Poster)

wtf they made uma musume in real life?

>>19038
WHAT THE UMA? (that's japanese for horse :D)

>>19038
isn't there a job like "breeding technician" where someone extracts semen from horse dicks all day. That job is not so different from completing dailies in uma musume

>>19040
How do I get this job haha

>>19038
I couldn't get a good pic of the other horses but there was a crystal white one with braided hair, that shit looked insane
actual uma musume but in real life

anyways I am back from normshit activities where we played some sports and I tried to score as many points as possible for my team so I sprinted as fast as I could on the grass and ended up doing a total wipeout, getting a full 3 course dinner of eating-shit.

Twice.

my arm and leg are busted and bled quite a bit but its ok now.
to continue my blogpost, I made friends with a japanese exchange student (and in turn, the other japanese people he has met) and he wants us to have a conversation in japanese before he goes back in 6 months so I have a lot of reason to learn it better now. We had a lost-in-translation moment where I wanted basically wanted to say the equivalent of "Im unc" cus I am a bit older than him but ended up saying "I am a dad" and he got really shocked " OO REALLY?? O.O???" which was funny

I like this band

>>11291 on the easy
godkino oldhead shitvideopost

My leg rash feels like it is burning up and down. The kind of pain that feels like cold

>>19044
good tok thanks for sharing
>>19045
good edit thanks for sharing
>>19046
put some moisterizer on it

>>19047
I do not own ointments
only smearable liquids I have are soap and shampoo as well as honey and tomato paste

good morning nekonation

>>19049
>morning
????

>>19049
hello, fine gentleman
how are we doing on this splendid morning?

>>19051
better never. inhaling my morning coffee and morning beers before a soul refreshing night shift at the long day factory

>>19052
nothing beats the joy of driving license-requiring heavy machinery while inebriated

Incredibly cute fu kosupureeing the best girl
I will now post her tok.

Maybe... maybe it is time I expand my roster to two...

>>19054
>>19055
she's cute alright but please don't stop posting funky

>>19056
What if I post Monster Hunter instead

>>19057
i freaking love this audio. cool cosplay, the helmet looks really good, do you think they sell that somewhere or she made it?

ngl bros my tokfu obsessing with uma killed my interest in her tiktoks

>>19059
it's just FOTMslop that will be forgotten in 2 more weeks.

>>19060
no bro shes playing the gacha slop on stream every day too. when i played dbz gacha and tried to quit i was having meth-like withdrawals

>>19059
couldnt be me
mine just plays minecraft and sings radiohead

>>19061
she's only playing it because it is popular atm, trust me, women are like herd animals, kinda like horses, they stand around in the field and when one horse goes over to eat a different patch of grass they all follow, here's a diagram

HEY, HEY, do that Naaru thing!
epic wow parody referebce

genetically engineered toks to make me obsessed with them

>>18985
> I'm pretty bad (guy)
for you

camera quality is bad because its 4am

I need to clean up the edges more but here's what I decided to do, I've added little fur balls in blue/pink/blue/etc order around the bracelet, these colours are the main colours of a musical that himmler likes a lot so hopefully he understands the colour themeing.
I also plan on making something else, I'll share if I ever finish it.

>>19067
Looks kinda wack but also I don't really know what women (or himmlers) like so maybe it'll be a perfect fit and I'm retarded. Anyway I'm glad you finally got to it.

>>19067
>himmler
maybe he also took the time to make faggy bracelets in between the Holocaust stuff

>>19067
women eat strange knickknacks like this up like nothing else

Day 1 of being an injury victim blogpost:
ZMA gav me, just as expected, way too vivid dreams. Anyways, my leg wound aka road rash or whatever hurt so much whenever it came into contact with the covers so I woke up multiple times and have now dressed it up in gauze
I will be eligible for the geckochen disability gibs soon

>>19042
F to the real one 🪦💀🥀
I have 0 toks of hers on my computer (even though I thought I might've had any), lmao rip bozo.
>>19043
Good blogpost, especially the japanese dad part, deserves a free (You).
>>19063
+2 (oldnekos remember) I don't actually remember but I do get the reference
>>19065
I don't really see it but then your taste seems to be quite different than mine.
>>19071
Your injury happened outside of the workplace and work hours so sadly, the best you can get is a stipend of 🦎🪙's

>>19072
Taking those Gecko coins all the way to the bank and investing them in unopened cans of sweet corn

>>19073
>unopened cans of sweet corn
What the flip is that investment and why did the Geckmin allow people to buy that through the #buy command?

>>19068
>>19070
not sure why you guys keep calling him a she, I've only ever used he/him pronouns
>>19073
I'm still holding on to the can of chickpeas I bought a month ago, it'll go to the moon eventually

>>19075
>why you guys keep calling him a she, I've only ever used he/him pronouns
Those who know 💀💀😵

>>19076
YOU DON'T KNOW

We need to change the entrance test quick, some disgruntled civil service neko just gave away all the answers

>>19078
its so over, now anyneko will be able to get a citizenship

>>19078
Who did that? WHO DID THAT?
>>19076
>Those who know
The funniest part is that the actual answer is that idrc about the pronouns and just respond with whatever gender I think the person he's talking about at the time is

>>19080
I always say "she" because I know he is talking about women

>>19081
this is why you have 0 rizz with the transgender guy community

>>19082
I have only ever once met one of them and they weren't a fake like your ones, that dude actually took testosterone and almost looks more masculine than me nowadays. Shame he is like 165 cm

>>19083
I have yet to meet a transgender guy irl that actually passed remotely, they're all just cute tomboys at worst.

I think the uni transgender scene is just full of a lot of people that want to be trans for the aesthetic not the desire to be a man and be crippling depressed by society

>>19081
Well, there's always a chance that he's talking about a he that prefers she pronouns. Not in this case though I'm almost sure.
>>19082
Well… Uhhh… How do I say this… It's a good thing for me.
>>19083
>Shame he is like 165 cm
NAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BEYOND OVER GROW GROW GROW

>>19084
hence, the "she".
checkmate, libshark
>>19085
>there's always a chance that he's talking about a he that prefers she pronouns
he hasnt ever blogposted favourably about an mtf tranny so the chances are very slim

I copped my first ban on EZ for replying to a RAD schizopost... it's over...

>>19086
>he hasnt ever blogposted favourably about an mtf tranny
Really activates those good ole almonds, what was it about the rizz with the community?

>>19088
>>19086
When I meet a cool MTF transgender woman you guys will be the first to know, sadly everyone of them I've met irl is just an autistic nerdy guy with more facial hair than me that insists on being called Alice

godkino tok... artists win again
>>19087
I could tell that was you and obviously you were getting banned

>>19090
>obviously you were getting banned
can't even reply to schizos anymore, what has the world come to, screw that place im going to nekochen

>>19089
Don't worry, the only ftm I've met was kind of a bpd demon and a mess so uhhh, it can be really bad on both sides of the isle.
>>19090
What the FLIP is this lmao.
>>19091
You ain't going anywhere buddy

>>19092
>the only ftm I've met was kind of a bpd demon
uhhhhhh a bpd sexo majesto demon? I NEEEEEEEEED THIS

https://www.tiktok.com/@jadenlifting/video/7546366764553162014 [Embed]
me

20 seconds ago

and 2 min ago but I saw it when it was 30 seconds old on my fyp somehow

Perhaps... I am the G.O.A.T, eric style.

>>19095
>>19096
boni stop posting your own toks here, it's NOT epic

>>19098
BoniPoster is actually Boni?
>>19095
>>19096
OMG HIIIIIIIIIIIII BONI. I'm not a fan of your tattoos (or piercings) but HIIIIIIIIIIII :D

time to go to the gym for the first time in a few years
it has begun

>>19100
Like I'd believe that.

possibly the only good MSI cosplay in years, holy kino

>>19101
It has begun.
Also, I am teaching my friend how the gym works too so basically all his gains are technically my gains too. Good luck.

My friend told me he has been practicing one-armed deadhangs to improve his bouldering ability and asked me if I can do them. I told him I barely can because I can't grip hard enough to not slip off within seconds. I jumped up, did it and could last for like 5 seconds. He deadhangs one-handed no issue for a full 20 like it was no big deal. Though I later found out that he weighs 62 kg (I thought he weighed roughly the same as me but apparently not) so maybe that makes it a bit easier. That explains why he is better than me at climbing
>>19102
Last time I started going to the gym was after finding and starting to post Boni... wait, you might be onto something... with Boni, however, I was so obsessed I would at times look at her toks between sets or on the way to and back from the gym

>>19100
>>19104
>4 hours between posts
woah he's really grinding at the gym, there must be some handsome guys there he's trying to impress

>>19105
>>19105
all those handsome men I want to impress are on here >.<

My leg hurts so bad that I cracked the first aid kit and applied an absorbent wound pad underneath the gauze

>>19107
gym or hurt?

>>19108
hurt from >>19043

>>19043
>which was funny
indeed

>>19104
>I jumped up, did it and could last for like 5 seconds. He deadhangs one-handed no issue for a full 20 like it was no big deal.
That's insane, and he can't do a one-armed pullup or the one finger on one hand full grip on the other thing?
There's like 2 copes that come to me there honestly, else you guys have 0 muscle mass and basically deadhangs and pullups are whoever waits the least or I have very undeveloped whichever muscles are responsible for deadhangs.

>>19111
>or the one finger on one hand full grip on the other thing?
I'll have to check next time I work out or climb with him but I doubt he can do a 1 armed pullup. He couldnt do the +25kg pullups or however heavy they were that I posted about last time I climbed with him
>two copes
you cant do deadhangs? I forgot what we said last time we tried
also, I also cope by thinking he can just do it because he weighs 13kg less than me but he also climbs a lot more than I have so his forearms and grip strength is stronger pound for pound
if I had a better grip strength I could deadhang for probably 30 seconds. my only issue is not being able to grip hard enough so I slip down my fingers until I cant hold the weight anymore

>>19112
>you cant do deadhangs? I forgot what we said last time we tried
Nope, I can barely hang on when I try to do one-armed deadhang.
It's probably one of the main reasons why I cannot even try to attempt one-armed pullup (since obviously if I can't hang on I will not be able to pull myself up)
>He couldnt do the +25kg pullups
Well I wait 83kg and I can do a pullup 😎 Even like 10 😎😎😎

Anyway I'm going to wagie now.

>>19113
Bye wagerton see you in 24 hours

>>19113
>Anyway I'm going to wagie now.
I'm glad I don't live this life anymore, ending my "I hate my job" lifestage was great, now I'm in my "I hate being unemployed" stage

tbh its kinda confirmed that nekomin is running easy since I bet he would rush to host neko again if he wasnt and saw that turdy went down

>>19116
and easy has had code changes already, and nekomin, for all his faults, did know how to code...

I don't know why he'd make easy rather than just reopening neko though/

>>19117
probably due to the image that neko had rather than go with a new slate

''test
ing
''

test philboat

>>19119
>>19120
test succeeded

>>19093
that one guy you flirted with yesterday was sad you posted your bracelet here and not on easy
but he also doesnt want to post here so idk what he wants
he is a bit tsundere... its not like he likes you or anything!!! >.>

>>19122
this place doesn't even autoplay the media when i hover my mouse over it
its not a matter of what anons post here for me, its a website quality of life features issue
i don't know why im explaining that
anyway ill stick to the other site

>>19123
>anyway I'll stick to the other site
it's over...
defeated because he was too lazy to left click on a tok...
>>19122
>make a bracelet
>get guys flirting with me
this is huge, himmler will certainly love the gift

>>19114
Not quite 24h but I bet if I wanted to I could even pull 48h on this job because the owners/managers are genuinely retarded.
>>19116
>>19117
Well, there's the fact that he hasn't forked or updated his meguca project, but it is possible he took the development offline or to a repo that's not connected.
It would be a very peculiar behavior though.

good morning nekkers

>>19126
hello nekka my leg hurts even worse today

>>19123
there are extensions that allow you to hover to play media, like Imagus https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/addon/imagus/

Blogpost: I like partaking in other people's joy. My friend (virgin and from what I know, somewhat self-conscious / disappointed in still being so) was sharing his recent successes with me and was recounting how he managed to make out with two attractive chicks and how with one of them, it felt to him as if they had something deeper going on but fell just short. Unlucky, but he seems happy having gotten that far

But it also reminds me that I need to get on dating apps again, le sigh
only way to find humans in this godforsaken wasteland

https://www.tiktok.com/@allegedly_erin/video/7546601578036301111 [Embed]
this woman is funny

I fixed my sleep schedule in one simple move:
My computer and my bed are now in different rooms. No more am I putting on some youtube video and going to bed watching it with sound and light blaring at me until I nod off and then keeping me illuminated as I sleep
Now it's quiet and dark. I am still not completely used to it but it feels nice

>>19132
I turn my computer off and put my headphones on and listen to a podcats or something when I go to sleep :D

>>19134
I HATE THIS GAME I HATE THIS GAME I HATE THGIS GAMNE
I HATE THIS GAME I HATE THIS GAME

>>19129
You and your friend put too much weight on scoring (or it seems so). It doesn't matter and when you do you'll see that it does not.
>>19132
How the flip did you think that not turning off your screen would be good ever lol? I would sometimes woke up with my headphones and screen on just to turn it off so I sleep better, before just making it a policy that I just turn it off before going to bed.

>>19136
>You and your friend put too much weight on scoring
I've piped before so I dont have that problem. Nor did I ever worry about it because it landed in my lap and at an early age with absolutely no input of my own. I just want a girlfriend again because it's been a while and I am lonely
>How the flip did you think that not turning off your screen would be good ever lol?
I didn't. I was fully aware of the issues of doing this the entire time and I would occasionally get worried enough about it that I would put my computer on scheduled shutdowns so I could watch it as I fell asleep and then it would turn itself off, but I only did that in phases. I have simply been doing this for at least the last 15 years and used to fall asleep on the couch watching cartoons and Simpsons when I was even younger than that

>>19137
>I just want a girlfriend again because it's been a while and I am lonely
What 4 days of nofap does to a mf.
Honestly maybe you'll get extremely lucky but my prediction is you'll settle for someone just to be with and that sucks about as much.
Well, it's also possible that you're just a chad and don't need to settle and can just spin plates and not care whatever the other party opinion is in which case go for it :D
>the rest
Dumpass.

>>19138
>you'll settle for someone just to be with
that's how I view relationships anyways. You just find someone that "works" and you settle
>can just spin plates
I'd rather not, it just doesnt seem fun to me. I want something stable and long term

>>19138
>you'll settle for someone just to be with and that sucks about as much.
bingobro they're laughing at you again, response?

found in the /ttg/ schizo thread here on end
<seems like easychan is infested with sico posters and other r2 breakers, rip ttg
>aside fromt he occasional visit by the nekos, it honestly doesn't feel like i'm talking to real people over there
feeling like a japanese adult actress with how much we're getting glazed

>>19141
I heart glazing the nekos
But I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER use /neko/ i promise

>>19139
>You just find someone that "works" and you settle
True but there's settle and there's settle.
One is just working with the other person and accepting the things the way they are because you'll never find someone 100% compatible
The other is going for a red flag parade or a fatty just so you aren't feeling alone anymore out of desperation.
>I'd rather not, it just doesnt seem fun to me. I want something stable and long term
I'm not saying you need to, I'm saying if you're capable of doing that you can probably have your pick so you don't even have to consider my second version of settle.
>>19140
>they're laughing at you
Honestly I understand because the mating/companionship genetic predisposition is a powerful motivator. I would just say to try to get it under control if possible but y'know.
>>19141
It is kind of funny but I'm honestly feeling they're just losing it at this point, like the schizo theories not the glazing. The glazing seems strange since not one of them wants to be here.

>>19142
+3 excellent meme. very eric
>>19143
>The other settle is
oh yeah fuck that, I have too much self-respect and enough self-reliance that I wouldn't need to or want to settle for something like that
unless she was a bpd demon out to ruin my life... 👉👈
>they're just losing it at this point
yeah, they haven't broken new ground even once yet they're still just arguing ad absurdum about it

I'm willing to settle if there are any 6/10 baddies with a big batty in the chat looking for a handsome neko guy to date haha