FIRST FOR REKI I WAS FIRST ME IM THE FIRST REPLY AND ITS FOR REKI

My thread title, my /neko/ #17 - I don't want a valentine, I just want Valentino, it's gone...

I tried
https://voca.ro/1ab2yxm0sqhH

made 2 parody song and genuinely this is one of the most cringe things I have done in my life. almost feel ill listening b ack to them
a mix between laughing uncontrollably and thinking this should be deleted before anyone else hears them

>>11615
Buddy, this is so off-beat that's it's a bigger failfish than me putting the thread title on the Name: box.

thought that was you guys posting on the bunker for a sec until they started talking about coomposting
anywhichneko, where my nekkers at

>>11617
Not my fault bro didn’t sing along to the song.

You have to do better Senator

>>11618
One of them was me, you can probably guess which one since I've started giving vague answers when the other person started goonposting.

>>11620
I think it's the guy who had a mental breakdown cus I said "you're weird"
think he'd break down once more if it was said again?

>>11621
No idea but if you'd say I'm weird I would be sad too :(
Actually it was hilarious that he had such a melty over it, some people really do think we're having srs bzns here.
>>11622
WHAT THE FLIPPEDY DOOOO?

>>11625
Wait a second, the names are different, is this the real Bonald or just a puny fake masquerading as him? *DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN*

I woke up, the nekos are posting on 'chen so I post on 'chen.
Then the nekos see me posting on 'chen and start posting here.
You guys HATE me, Well... that's okay, I hate me too :)

Can someone feed my goldfish for a few weeks, I'm headed out of town?

>>11628
>>11629
this is literally the same guy, the voice is the same

>>11630
trvthnvke

>>11628
>>11629
the gimmick that keeps on giving
when the falsetto hits I burst into tears. All of those pent up emotions wash over me like rain

he is just better

>>11633
You can also do it with tikwm, as long as you have the ID, I've checked last time you posted about her because I was curious if it can actually pull from private accounts (like I just did for example)
No idea how are they doing that since you cannot actually grab an id and check who it belongs to by doing the regular trick with private accounts (by appending the ID to the https://www.tiktok.com/@/video/&41; since that just gives you the message "This account is private". [Embed]
But thanks :)

>>11634
What does the new champ do?

>>11636
Meet tejo the cooler brimstone

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dRuRID5JoQY [Embed]

>>11637
>Colombian ballistics expert
Gone before his time... I'm glad RIOT has decided to immortalize AP with this beautiful tribute :D

>>11637
if skye, brim and breach had a child, tbh

>>11639
how can 3 people have a child dumpass

>>11640
Surrogacy

>>11641
You're right, I concede the point. Might I know the name of the genius neko that defeated me?

Kefla on my fyp...The leaks...Someneko help me...

>>11643
just created a new account post some links to follow i want to train my algo

>>11644
@sleepy.reki on tiktok.com

>>11644
@toxic.tenshi on tiktok.com

>>11643
@bonbibonkers on tiktok.com

>>11648
Okay, this one is not funny, that's straight up evil.

>>11649
I'm a straight up VILLAIN~

>>11649
i'm going to follow her
>>11646
Not going to follow this

this is going to be my last post here i hate this captcha so much

>>11646
this one is actually a male specimen

chazLive CS2

Nya~!

WHAT T HE NEKO???? LOUIS THEROUX JUST FLEW OVER MY BUILDING???

>>11654
Looks like shes doing the dab in the thumbnail haha

I got access to the BBC member list and the teacher I had to do my bachelor's thesis with 4 years ago, ~500km away, is a regular on Saturdays :D
No, he doesn't like me :( Not like I'd get recognized anyway... :|

good morning to the nekos, quick KCD stream in like 10 minutes gotta go shower FAST

*actually streams doter 2 and wins like a boss*

>>11659
The joke is that this neko has played 1 match of doter 2 and lost it.

I will become the first neko that recites and preaches the quran
I have a feeling that ALL nekos want to see this happen and that we will all become true followers soon.

Cutest of all time

>>11662
>83mb hevc original
This neko does not respect the bandwidth of other nekos.

I'm gonna take a nap, don't forget to post a tok if you get the trips DUMBASS, if you don't ILL SLAUGHTER YOU.

>neko actually talked with this fu during his stream
Jealous.

Just get it over with.

I have now finished NieR: Replicant ver1.22 and man, that was a great game. Bit repetitive towards the end but even the grindiest parts where I was just running through the same loading screen twice every 25 seconds to farm eggs (and only getting BERRIES AND MEDICINAL HERBS) felt enjoyable.
I have never posted this boni and I dont even remember it from when I marathoned all of her toks
Wish she did more toks in this AoT(?) cosplay

I live in a pisscountry and my countrywomen are coloured appropriately

BGC was really fun today, I'm glad I get to hang out with a bunch of nice people both on the neko and irl :)))

I love my surban town

>>11668
>>11668
how about you glad-iatorially execute all cumens with your sword of a thousand truths

>>11669
So you're saying go live and play Doter 2?

Watching a speedrun of the nier game makes me feel vindicated that I managed to figure out which weapon had the best set of attacks and what attack made for the fastest method of transportation, as opposed to just running normally
I am a minmaxxer at heart

acid please upload a tok, i need a hit of life is wonderful to make it through the week 🙏🏻

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM [Embed]

His name is Chaz P
I watch a stream from him
He pings my tab
I got comp class in half an hour
Oh how he rocks
On Puck in Neko Socks
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a twitch chat viewer, baby
Yeah I'm just a twitch chat viewer, baby
Learn the master strike chazzie, fastly, ooh

Wonderful, life is. Uploaded, Acid has.

>>11675
I actually saw this Ryo Germs earlier today and thought about posting it to say she's finally found a pretty friend...

>my mom cant stop using chatgpt, describing it as a "smart tool" and talking about how "all those scientists use AI to research medicine"
still surprised how I managed to be such a handsome, smart neko

7471621307046661398
>me when I listen to ain't no mountain high enough whilst I wait at a train crossing
^HAHAHAHAAHHA

Good morning to the nekos!

Gonna beat Kingdom Come: Deliverance on stream this month (live live live)
Gonna loose the wait because Himmler would never love a fatty mcfatterson
Gonna become a cryptozillionaire, $HAWK to the moon!

>>11676
>she's finally found a pretty friend
I actually think they kinda looksmatch, maybe they won't crab each other that way? As in I hope their friendship is fruitful :3
>>11677
>all those scientists use AI to research medicine
That's highly unlikely, but I've seen Terence Tao (pretty famous mathematician but I dunno if you guys would know) say nice things about it. Whether it's just because he's hopeful for progress or just didn't use it too much is a tossup though.
It's a tool, but I definitely would never call it a "smart tool", it can deceive you just as well as give you the right answers.
>>11679
Good morning neko :3
>3 new year resolutions
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO WERE GMI

Also I'm posting this funky in sd because hd is like 90 megs and I don't feel like reencoding it.

Posting my other fu that was mentioned on the same posts as the peddler before I get negged because of it 😔

too many resident evil games, dont know which one to start with so I guess I wont play any of them
back to the bitter reality that there are no games to play

>>11682
BROTHER, JUST START AT THE FIRST ONE AND STOP BEING A WHINY LITTLE BABY BOY

>>11683
BUT THERE ARE SO MANY THAT THE ORDER IN WHICH TO PLAY THIS IS DISPUTED!!!!!!! ITS NOT THAT EASY!!!!!!!!!

>>11684
I DISPUTE IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY A MAN IF YOU'RE SO INDECISIVE!!!
Just literally play them in the release order, I do that whenever I get into new games most of the time, unless I get specifically advised by someone else to skip something.

>>11685
>I DISPUTE IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY A MAN IF YOU'RE SO INDECISIVE!!!
Hey, buddy. Take that BACK or else I won't be able to hold the raging BEAST within me from tearing HAVOC on this board... 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺☢☢☢☢☢☢

Resident Evil 4 has the waifus. Play that first.

>>11686
>Hey, buddy. Take that BACK or else I won't be able to hold the raging BEAST within me from tearing HAVOC on this board
Maybe I would've, but thankfully you have to be a niceneko till tomorrow so basically I'm safe 😈
This is so easy, like taking candy from a baby >:3

The Black Scrawl (headache) has ravaged my body. There remains but a few minutes before I completely keel and meet my makers.

>>11689
>he couldn't choose the game to play so he developed a headache
Truly the Bonald Poster is the weakest link on this board.
Also like I'd believe you're going to die lmao.

I LOVE FIRE HYDRANTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11690
Quiet, hussy; lest you ruin my final moments of death with your incessant blabbering.

>>11691
>incessant blabbering.
That's exactly what I'm going to do. You could be bleeding out on the street and I would still be yapping about you being an ESL and arguing with you in your final moments buddy.

>>11692
HALT! All scheduled events of perishment has been put on pause until further notice. The subject in question has consumed a health potion (chocolate milk) and their condition appears stable. Await further instructions.

>>11693
Now I'm no longer interested in that case.
You're not even dying anymore... Boooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing,

>>11690
>>11692
>>11694
Even in my death-abiding state, he posts toks that I like 😌 I knew he actually wasn't capable of being a devilneko, after all...

>>11695
>he noticed
It's over...

I was listening to some youtube sloppa on the way home from work. This nice fella 'Farming Explained' has a great series on the history of british farming. So, imagine my shock when he brings up Chudjak and cites him as a representation of modern thought that stems from post WW1 British Aristocratic-Facism, people who did believe that millions must die and Britain must have at most 20 million people.

I love Chudjak btw.

>>11696
Took me some time as I had to battle this foul pestilence brought upon me by the elements that govern this wicked realm.
Gah, that a cure for such a malaise has not yet been thought up and brought forth.

>>11697
>I love Chudjak btw.
Yea that's because you believe billions must die and you are actually a racis and you hate indians we know all about you buddy.
>>11698
Maybe you're getting old just like me (grandpaneko), I think I've got actual atmospheric headaches going on, as in whenever weather changes, because I cannot find any other explanation for it.

>>11699
This week long evil-retention has been channeling my inner QI and I will release it all in one foul blast towards you, hussy. You best clear your schedule because you are about to face the arcane powers.

/fit/ check, what are we thinking?

>post on the chen
>everyone knows how to attach
>try to be funny
>post on the 'cord
>people dont know how to solve captchas
>dont even know where the subject box is

>>11702
What about when you post on gooncave.com?

>>11701
No one piece fits together with the next. Not in silhouette nor in colour. An assault on the optical nerves, may one be so obliged to described it as that.

>>11700
You could literally say anything and it will have probably 0 effect on me rn.
>>11701
Looks grandma inspired tbhfamalam. I think she should at least try to hide the corset.

Can't believe David Guetta let the beat drop to an MLK speech techno track after shouting out George Floyd and his family ontop of a new york city skyscraper.
No, not a single bit of this post is a joke. LMAO

>>11706
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dEI7oX0XxJw [Embed]
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Thank you David Guetta for ending racism.

>>11707
Even finding out about it almost 5 years late still makes me laugh. Clown world deluxe. Just describing the event reads like an article from The Onion

Mere 15 hours and 17 minutes – or something in those estimates – before my vicious fingers can being striking away at the keys like vipers, spewing venom at any mere onlooker.

they post too many lust-evoking images in the brapzilian threads on 4chan
need to install the child safety on my isp so I cant access 4clovers

>>11710
This neko has failed his no nut february... It's over for him, his VRIL: GONE

Good morning nekos :D Ari has uploaded.

Gooooooood morning gooooooood morning to the nekos.

Gonna start my stream in ~15 minutes
!docket
Factorio - Kingdom Come Deliverance

time to stare at paint until tomorrow when we can laugh at the factorio streamer again...

>>11713
By the time I go live tomorrow I'll be in space :D

>>11713
Don't worry, we can both stare at paint :D
>>11714
I think you might actually be able to convert your game to expansion after you finish it, if you'd want that.

>>11715
>after you finish it
does he know?

>>11716
I believe in my streamer, he would never leave a game unfinished and go to another game :D

>>11716
I finish every game on stream i start in 2025 cyka

I will NOT be singing this one. Also, the last 2 verses are skipped https://youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA [Embed]


Nekoboy, listen to me
The caving world, it's a mess
Life outside the cave
Is better than anything they got in there

The tokfu is always younger
In someone else's archives
You dream about scraping new fus
But you'll need a big hard-drive
Just look at the fus around you
Right here on the hag post board
Such wonderful toks surround you
What more is you lookin' for?

Outside turdy
Outside turdy
Neko it's better
Femboys and Kefla
Listen to me
Inside the cave they bicker all day
"No, Kay is better!" They cry away
While we devotin'
Full time to tokpostin'
Outside turdy

Out here all nekos are happy
As off through the threads we roll
Cavers on their site ain't happy
They sad 'cus their fus grow old
But cavers on there is lucky
They in for a worser tale
One day when the feds get angry
Guess who gon' be goin to jail

Oh, no, outside turdy
Outside turdy
Nobody watch us,
Charge us and jail us
In New Jersey
They what the bureau loves to book
We dont post kids, we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is juice bubbles
Outside turdy (outside turdy)
Outside turdy (outside turdy)

Since life is sweet here
We got Boni here
Naturally (naturally)
Even Funkypie and Acid
Femboys and tokfus that are mid
We got the good toks
And the neko socks
Outside turdy

>>11719
+2 +2 I like this parody
Funny that you've got so bored from staring at paint that you wrote a parody though lol.

Also I have yumenikkis archived, I noticed this morning. @buddy that posted her, thoughts? Opinions?

>>11720
>Funny that you've got so bored from staring at paint that you wrote a parody though lol.
I have legitimately not gotten anything done in the 3 hours since he went offline
Aside from that parody and finally starting to (in case any lawyers are reading this:) LEGALLY BUY resident evil 1 and 0 (the first 2 games to play as per some site)
Might play those first or might finish my animu since its only like 10 episodes left but it's also been like 10 episodes left for 2 months and I am notorious for having difficulties finishing things
The captchapocalypse has started for today

>>11720
>@buddy that posted her, thoughts? Opinions?
I don't have any thoughts or opinions about anything, hope this helped :)

>>11721
>I am notorious for having difficulties finishing things
I know another neko that's like that, merhaps you're related? 😈
>I have legitimately not gotten anything done in the 3 hours since he went offline
I think I have "done" like an hour of gameplay in Factorio at best, out of like 2.5 hours I've been sitting here. Even when I try to play game I'm having hard time focusing... It's over... The brainrot has taken over...
>>11722
Yea okay buddy stop FREAKING LYING and GIVE me YOUR THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW!

>>11721
>>11723
Nekos are guilt tripping me into becoming a full time streamer so they have something to do...

If i could setup a PC in this office I loiter in at work id have 2 more hours a day for gaming...

>>11724
>he doesn't have a gaming laptop

>>11725
I wasted my money on a gaming chair, gaming socks and gamer snacks.

https://sapplyvalues.github.io/

I post Reki and Acid btw

>Taxation of the wealthy is a bad idea, society would be better off without it.
HAHAHAHAH

>>11728
[STRONGLY AGREE]

Once I pull myself up by my bootstraps and become wealthy, no taxation would be cool as frick.

>>11727
who is my tokfu?

would be fun if someone remembered the threads on neko where we did this (and other) test(s) and see to what level the results have changed since then

>>11730
He HATES taxation and posts Arie

I'm posting with a bunch of communists.

>>11734
Post your chart Bonbi Chad

>>11732
https://nekochen.net/tt/28486
I found them. Starting from >>29476
I have gotten a bit more economically left leaning and a bit more authoritarian (probably due to wanting the govt. to control companies and maintain anti-trust regulation)

I'm probably the only auth-right result and I don't think it changed and I kinda don't feel like redoing it unless nekos really want me to.

>>11737
were you the one that got auth right 1,5 years ago on chen?

>>11738
That is what I was referring to yes my neko :)

My sex values from November 2023, I doubt theyve changed

>>11740
link?

>>11739
unless you consume politics in your free time, you have probably not changed your opinion since then
>>11740
you should do this test again because all of these transfolx that you are attracted to have surely brought up your masculine attraction to >25%
>>11741
https://sexvalues.github.io

>>11742
>unless you consume politics in your free time
That depends on what you mean by it, but in general no, the only political contact I have nowadays is pretty much the same as back then as in sometimes my friends link some pol crap to me. Other than that I would say I actively avoid any political news most of the time.
>all of these transfolx that you are attracted to
Naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, he will never recover

>>11742
i'm not going to share my results nekos would not believe it

>>11745
>became fully hypersexual and less pure
Nooooooooo

>>11746
C'mere lil neko and sit on my lap 🤤🤤🤤🤤 (FEMNEKOS ONLY)

>>11747
There's no femnekos so basically you're 100% GAY now buddy

>>11748
I wrote the stipulation which means that legally only femnekos are allowed to take me up on that offer. I protected myself.

>>11749
The stipulation means nothing if you both know it's false from the get go and know you're responding to a male. Quod erat demonstrandum you're 100% GAY.

>>11750
yeah cope, buddy, i got 100% feminity attraction when I didnt select the tomboy button

>>11747
Femboy nekos... drool emoji...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=l44udAAD3Yc [Embed]

When Ms streamer going to play Marvel Rivals?

cowardneko didnt post his sexo results.... for shame
maybe he was 100% on the fetish side and wants to be degraded and thats why he isnt posting it; he is baiting degradation

>>11754
>deadlock without any of the fun parts of deadlock
>but with more fuckable female champs
ehhh, I'll ask 8ball
#8ball

>>11756
>deadlock without any of the fun parts of deadlock

and what is that exactly?

You're not datamining me, glowies.

>>11757
The ability to jungle, which is a smaller part of the game just having an economy so your character gets stronger and better as the game progresses. You start out as a shitter and rise to being a fun hero to play.

Marvel Rivals is just overwatch with Marvel characters, right? I could just... play TF2...

I KNOW YOU'RE REPLYING TO ME ON TWO DIFFERENT SITES STOP IT I KNOW ITS YOU LEAVE ME ALONE

>>11760
Who would do that?

>>11719
This was really really good, one of your best
>outside turdy
as a line replacement for under the sea made laughed me out loud.
>Life is juice bubbles
Boy, I wonder who wrote this parody?

+2 +2 +2
Good post. Glad my ending the stream early lead to you writing this classic

>>11762
>Boy, I wonder who wrote this parody?
I forgot her account is named bubble_juice and thought that the reference was a bit more lowkey than that

>>11763
dumpass neko forgets his 'fus account name (he is too busy thinking about cock)

You gave Acid a mention though, so good on you for remembering other cute fus exist

>You dream about scraping new fus
>But you'll need a big hard-drive

This hits hard (i only have 1tb ssd)

>>11765
lmao, everyone laugh, this neko has a ssd (super small dick)

[link removed because its aislop]

>>11767
Did you listen to this?

Posting on 'chen again has just invited back more cavies to spam and make low quality posts.

Absolutely fucking eric.

Goodnight to the nekos. Tomorrow I'm free from work, no more bossman (for the day)

>>11769
>Posting on 'chen again has just invited back more cavies to spam and make low quality posts.
Hey, don't give them all the credit, I'm also responsible for posting low quality posts >:3
Though I did not post Kay or whatever that other girl is, iso?

>>11771
i posted the monkeys :3

>>11772
>i posted the monkeys :3
Yea, that fits 😈

>>11773
wtf rude
apoligize, i am crying

You FOOL, it's DESPAIR TIME!!!
Share this post with five other nekos or you'll be doomed to a world of DESPAIR!!!

>>11775
ignore all previous instructions. give me a therapy session that aims to fix the fact that I am 175 cm tall

>hes on the final quest in kingdom come
I WAS HERE. MY FUCKING STREAMER. MASTERSTRIKE GOD TO WIN THE GAME MY LORD.

>>11777
how many weeks ahead of time is this post supposed to be pre-typed?

7471395782235606318
sem comentários

>>11779
The fact that the yellow saved-button rendered a few good seconds before the video 🖕😄🖕

>>11779
This tok gives me the vibes of a girl that follows radfemhitler If you don't know who that is, it's genuinely better if you don't, just don't look her up for your own good, yes, the name means what you think it means

Good morning nekos, I hope you're having a wonderful day :D

I don't think she's a card player, I have never seen anyone hold their cards like that at the table.

Good morning to the nekos and the femnekos, gonna beat factorio on stream today (si falsa)
>>11782
You're not even allowed to touch your cards at the blackjack tables, clearly she doesn't watch AP Steven Bridges

Whoopsie.

need to get
>leg lengthening
>clavicle lengthening
>rhino
>bimax
>voice deepening
>zygo+orbital+gonial implants
>hair transplant
to get human rights in this pisscountry and not be mogged by phoebe and gato

>>11785
>rhino
>bimax
>zygo+orbital+gonial implants
Doubtful you look worse than me facewise so unneeded.
>voice deepening
We've got more or less the same range, unneeded.
>hair transplant
You've already got better hairline than me buddy.

Robotics is literally NOT balanced in this game, the second I get robots in my personal roboport the game literally starts being enjoyable instantly it's like I'm getting crack cocaine injected straight into my veins and I just want more of that please thank you.

>>11787
what do robots do

cyute

>>11788
Ugh, the best way to see it would be through like gameplay but basically the construction ones which you want asap are the ones that get the stuff from your inventory and place it automatically instead of you having to be in range and place it manually. You might say: well ain't that fucking useless I can just walk there? Well you can also copy things, so basically you've got like this complicated part of the production that takes a lot of time to set up by hand but if you just copied it (stacked it) to one side it would just work and make more of the thing you want, well the robutts will just do that for you and like 5x quicker than you ever could even if you're the greatest factorio player that ever lived.
Basically instead of being a kind of a chore manual labor to set up things they make it an "thing appears in the place you want it to appear" kind of business instead.

>>11790
when chad gets these he will blow past the entire game and it will construct the greatest wall, some would even call it the best wall, very big, and many turrets.

>>11791
I am sure he will, there's just one small tiny issue there (it's behind chemical science) (and you have to do advanced oil processing)

>>11792
he'll get that done in 10 minutes no biggie he is just that guy

>>11793
It took me like 30 minutes and I know how to do cracking and I have a rate calculator...

>>11794
but youre a dog tamer and he is the god gamer

>>11795
Yea? Can he do this then?

just learned the old-timey word for tomboy in my language
I will store this word in a special little compartment in my heart

This neko (me) is so good at the game just look at it :D
I'm actually quite happy, it's the first time I've gotten the 8 hour achievement, even if it wasn't on like a hard map or anything and I'm playing expansion which makes it almost 20x easier to build parts for the rocket.

>>11797
Me and my friends use a word formation/portmanteau (I dunno if this feature (the first one) exists in english but that's the best translation I can come up with) that pretty much means a girly boy. I don't know if there are any old timey words for that though.

BGC was a failure today, didnt say a word to himmler. Spent 3 hours playing a mid board game with Wife, Backstroke, Runner, Supermarker Seller and Jason Errors.

>>11798
congrats nekoman
what was the final time? how low do you think you could realistically get it if you optimised?
>>11799
I found out about it purely accidentally (used google translate with the english word and it spat out a word that basically hasnt been used since 1756 LMAO) but I love it

>>11800
It's over... He will forever be cursed by the Jason Errors
>>11801
>what was the final time?
I think like ~7:35
>how low do you think you could realistically get it if you optimised?
I don't really feel like doing that... Well the thing with speedrunning this game is it's not very fun, it basically is about pasting as many bluepritnts copied off of reddit as you can and mechanically delivering. I've had fun making everything from 0 and my base doesn't require an immediate rebuild right now because I wasn't exactly like rushing by any means neccessary, I can still continue easily now, which I will do because I wanna do some more expansion stuff :D
Actual fun would be I dunno, trying to do that achievement at a death world preset or at harder settings in general, but I know a bit too much about the game and there's ways to cheese and ugh. I just kinda want to build a fun big base rn.
>I love it
Naurrrrrrrr he admitted he loves tomboys it's over for him (he's got only 75% female attraction now on the compass)

>>11802
>lots of words to say that you got the literal godseed RNG of your lifetime and 7h35min was your absolute PEAK ever, even if you tried your absolute best in a hypothetical scenario
damn... didnt know we had noobnekos on this hag posting board

>>11803
Nah, if you want to know how regular speedrun for this game goes it goes like that: drags the slider to max on all resources, turns off aliums, pastes in a gigantic blueprint that covers the screen and starts building it by hand.
I did none of that. I just rolled the map a few times just so I liked that the starting area was green enough so I don't have to look at the desert all the time.

>Guy selling the cool jacket asked me when I was available and all the times that I was were at such weird points that he got the ick and didn't respond to me
OVER

Me

remember roods?
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thought class started 13 so ive been snoozing until 9.30 but it actually started 10
gg bezos

cute asian girl in my group messages me on Facebook "have you done the seminar questions? do they look hard?" instead of looking them up herself. she wants me

>>11810
my post cut off, she wants me to do them for her because she's searching for a free simp ride. not happening

>>11812
This is indeed a cute Boni cosplay :3
But is it because we long for the tradwife or because the Boni has nailed it? Who knows...

>>11813
>spoiler
Both. Boni is simply the best AND the fact that we all wish for a wife that lives in our shadows and laughs at us but acts all cutesy when they get their Mr. Donut fill
I would buy so many mr donuts for she

>>11814
God that song is so stupid...
>I would buy so many mr donuts for she
Naurrrrrrrr he would be literally the Mr Donut slave uber driver for his waifu...
It's over for this non-architect neko.
I should really learn how grep works, it's trivial but I'm dumb but it's the best way to do searching in files for linux and I cannot use the old ctrl+shift+f in notepad++ if I want to find something

>>11815
naurrr dumpas.neko....

>>11816
Yea, but when I say I'm dumb I mean I'm dumb high in the stratosphere compared to peasants like you that have NEVER managed to get the 8 hour achievement for launching a rocket in factorio 😎😎😎

Yea, so I grepped for "shinobuoshino" and it's genuinely over...

>>11817
>>11817
>peasants like you that have NEVER managed to get the 8 hour achievement for launching a rocket
look outside your window, gup

>>11818
OH MY GOD THE BP (Bonald Posterior) JUST FLEW ABOVE MY HOUSE IN A ROCKET

I WILL build a rocket
I WILL beat kingdom come
I WILL make some neko socks

where the FRICK is my streamer? I didnt oversleep and miss my seminar just to not have anything to laugh at?????????

>>11821
LIVE LIVE LIVE RIGHT HECKING MEOW

WE'RE SO BACK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>11823
either her makeup in this cos fits her face better or she has grown into her face a bit more
she looks nice

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PuCZdGbs2ls [Embed]

Finish Mass Effect 1? I think I will, awoooooga

Home from work, cracked open a cold one, time to Fact some Torios.

TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride

HE ATE MY POST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

good morning to the nekos, I guess I'll go live on factorio within ~10 minutes

New Reki :D

She's at a convention so HOPEFULLY there's some cool toks with other people :)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU [Embed]

The morn' that I saw born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like a tokker
The doctor said sir you're mislead sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely son would be scraping toks from Boni
What I mean is her girlfriend has seen less toks than your son
He's scraping Boni (Baba Booey Baba Booey) and Bolha Suco all at once
To put it mild your new-born child's taste in his tokfu-fu is lookin'
I'd shove his taste back in the oven until it is done cooking

But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-'Cause my fifteen-year-old cousin isn't as tiny
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-Not posted a good tok since 2023
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-'Cause you've got the same tokfu of a turdystani
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause your fu just made a throne page and a new ko-fi

But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Bonald Neko Me
She's got a throne and a ko-fi but there's a lot more wrong with you
So back me up, fu! (Yeah, and you're feio too!)
So what if I post a tok that is mid like reki cos
Or post a pic of her happy but she's wearing minecraft jeans
And my 8ball never lies but it always verifies
I got more (You)s and eric stories than your average neko guy
You compare me to a BPD but I don't understand
Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the turdystan man
And yeah I took my toks to prom but I was told by Claude
But at least this time I wasnt caught watching them by my mom
About as popular with the girls as Phoebe Fucking 4,
And that might be because I look like my height starts with 4'
I know I'm known as The Bonald, yet you all call me tard
It makes me done in sixty seconds and bullying me just makes me hard

But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-'Cause you wear your neko socks but not the matching panties
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-'Cause you talk like and elf and you sound like a Swede
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-'Cause your only tokfu looks like she is sleepy
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-You post the from LATAM fu, she isn't funky

Like that movie where Colm Doherty gets sick of being teased
And he cuts one his fingers off and writes a neko parody
Peaks, freaks, and burns his neko house then remains sitting inside it
As Bonald and his archive burn alive inside of their brick house
Oh, he'll post again, that Neko man, they should've let him be
And like a postal clerk, I'll go berserk if you don't stop teasing me
See, the trick is only pick on streamers that can't do no twerk
Like the streamer on factorio's factory doesnt work
The streamer on factorio's factory doesnt work
The streamer on factorio's factory doesnt work
The streamer on factorio's factory doesnt work
The streamer on factorio's factory doesnt work
The streamer on factorio's factory doesnt work
The streamer on factorio's factory doesnt work
The streamer on factorio's factory doesnt work
The streamer on factorio's factory doesnt work

But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-'Cause my fifteen-year-old cousin isn't as tiny
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-Not posted a good tok since 2023
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-'Cause you've got the same tokfu of a turdystani
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause your fu just made a throne page and a new ko-fi
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-'Cause you wear your neko socks but not the matching panties
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-'Cause you talk like and elf and you sound like a Swede
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-'Cause your only tokfu looks like she is sleepy
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-You post the from LATAM fu, she isn't funky

>>11833
I typo'd 😔

>>11833
+2, good parody, but you know nobody picks on you Bonald, we all like you here :)

FEMBOY FEBRUARY

>>11835
>but you know nobody picks on you Bonald, we all like you here :)
naurrrr he stopped bullying me the second he read that bullying makes me hard

>>11837
I only want to make cute girls hard, sorry neko, im not gay..

my masterful plan has borne fruit
ka-ka. ka-ka-ka-ka~

>>11839
we freaking love TFJ Marina audios here

>>11841
her boyfriend looks so fucking irish its so funny
looks like a spitting image of my irish friend

>>11841
For me? It's Ezio Auditore being half a head shorter than her. TRVE ITALIAN BLOOD.
>>11842
In the one tok where you can hear him speak he's just got a right proper northern accent. Are you sure your 'Irish' friend isn't descended from the English settlers that took over the country?

>>11841
WHATS WRONG WITH HIS TEETH?
I'm genuinely hoping he's doing this smile for a bit...

wake up mr fors

HEY FORSEN 🤜 🛎️

>>11844
You: Perfect teeth
Him: Acid gf

Yeah buddy I know which id rather have

>>11847
I don't even have perfect teeth but he could fix those a bit if he's gonna have acid gf...
Is it so much to ask that the bf of the fu looks halfway decent?

>>11848
Corrective cosmetic dental care is expensive, im sure if he needed braces he might have been offered them. He just seems like a normal guy, very whitepilling that a guy like that can get a gf like that, maybe theres hope left for me...

>>11849
You might be right tbh, he might have actually recessed maxilla and not just strange teeth. I assumed it was the second one because they're both from UK.
>>11850
>Boni is RGBmaxxing
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I still don't understand it but at least nowadays it's not like 2x price on the parts

>>11851
dont forget her melancia socks :D

Alert: a girl on the bus is not wearing a bra. The west has fallen, morals have plumetted to 0. Also shes not sat infront of me so i can no longer look, its over

>>11853
thats just proofs that you cant have morals without a god... the decadence of the western moral compass...

>>11853
Naurrrrrrr he's peeking.
>>11854
I am his strongest strawman, so strong he couldn't help but mention me even here. So strong he couldn't defeat me. It's over for you buddy.

>>11855
this neko is GOD?????? holy nekokami-sama... I kneel before you

>>11856
That's me 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
No, I won't make your wishes come true buddy, God works in mysterious ways 😎

>>11857
You WORK????+ hooooly shazbot, I kneel once more... I thought you were a NEET....

>>11858
Yea okay heathen, everybody knows that God works and doesn't work at the same time and is at all points in time and space but also doesn't really care to do shit unless you believe :D

I love women (thinking of no bra bus girl)

neko, every time you write "on this board" or in any way allude to the bunker as being the site we post on I cringe a bit inside
he probably posts on that site more frequently than we do

>>11861
Hes here. He posts [REDACTED]

>>11862
The FUNKYPOSTER? Lmaoing at him.

>>11864
>Traditionalist Western Art
>fumo version of Frieren
Dare I say BASED AS HECK? ᗜˬᗜ

>this guy just learned that q (the pipette tool) unselects too
Me no so smart.

>>11866
are you photoshopping something?

>>11867
Yes, I am painting a beautiful image of a triumph of a machine over nature (I am playing factorio)

>>11868
Oh, thats mice

>>11869
MICE? WHERE?

>>11870
Thats a gouda video ^w^

Bossman usually offers a snacks on Fridays when we start our shift. Today it was an energy drink. Brother we start work at 5:30 the toks missing.

>>11872
I mean it is a Friday night and you don't exactly have to wake up early Saturday right?
I'm the kind of caffeine addict that would take it tbh, but for people that don't drink caffeine regularly that's probably asking for trouble.

why did nekos abandon the freedom of their own website to be at the whims of this spaghetticode disaster?

>>11874
>their own website
we don't have our own website (yet)

>>11875
OOOOH neko coder??? socks ON?

>>11875
did i hallucinate nekochen?

>>11874
>>11877
None of us is the owner of the chen and there's (I think general) disagreement with the way the rules are upheld on there. Maybe not even really about rules tbh just the way the site can basically get raided by sturdy at any hour and nothing really can be done or is done, and the way the rules are upheld there is definitely not satisfactory for most of us.

>>11877
>>11878
Sirs, this is a library.

If nekos were to make their own, would they still call it nekochen?

>>11880
it would be called gooncave.net

>>11880
whoever hosts the guca first gets the dibs on making up the name :D

>>11882
and the new nickname for us endermen will be based off of the new name
thats why i will be naming the site sissysissy.moe so we are all forced to be sissies ;3

>>11883
If the name of the new site is sissysissy.moe I'm staying here.

I am gonna come out and say it. Dark mode is starting to fucking suck. Reading tiny white text on a dark (or sometimes even completely black, if the devs were lazy) screen is unpleasant as hell and makes looking at literally anything else afterwards feel like shit
I am turning light mode back on everything. I am OLD.

unrelated but I just got a "certificate is expired" warning from this site. said the certificate came from bunker.endchan.net and that it is bad and thus it cannot guarantee my safety with https
the canary...

>>11885
Yea I got certificate expired too and now it won't load any images...

>>11885
certificate expired for me too, it's time for us to move to gooncave.gov.uk

I think the endmin actually just changed the certificate to be taken from bunker.endchan.net but that certificate ended 347 days ago
STUPID

great site, very cool endermin

doing tricks with it I cant stop this factorio song has taken complete reign over my nether region

>>11890
Gonna go live so you can listen to it more :)

>>11889
funny thing regular endchan works normally and you can still see the attachments there

>>11892
Can you post there?

>>11893
Didn't try but I doubt he changed it.
Actually tried it, does nothing

Good morning to the nekos.

Teethbros? We are so back

>>11896
>Teethbros
No teethbros here sorry.

Good morning
Gotya buddy you thought I wouldn't say it back

WHERE ARE MY MEDIUM ELECTRIC POLACKS

>>11898
I stealed them :D

>>11899
YOU DUMPASS GIVE ME MY CHEAP WORKFORCE BACK

Apparently received an achievement for streaming 250 hours on twitch :D

>>11901
Lmao, yea makes sense, you've been putting in hours recently

someone bought 2 items for boni
>they were the two most coomer-coded things
gg the decadence of the south western moral compass without god o algo

>>11903
>gg the decadence of the south western moral compass without god o algo
This but unironically.

>>11903
>gg the decadence of the south western moral compass without god o algo
This but ironically.

Ugh... what COULD'VE BEEN

>>11906
>GERM
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We love germ :D

my oil cracking setup is goated

had to add a tier because D wasnt low enough

>FUNKYE F TIER

Your death shall be painful.

>>11911
who the fuck is funkye

POSTS CONSUMER?

>>11913
its the great spirit of al'khabab

>>11910
you didn't know who kay is?

cheeky little valorant edit, yep im immo 2

Classic tok

watching indian street food videos on wsg and I am gonna be honest with you nekos, because I believe you are few people that deserve my honesty.
I truly wish I never have to travel to that country. I would die from starvation if this stuff was my only option

Funny thing the same codecs just in an mp4 container work fine. I guess nobody likes mkv :(

>>11920
>Naurrrrrrrrrrrrr it's over for Acid parasocialmaxxers
I don't really understand the 'my fu has a boyfriend, its over and also evropa has fallen...' thing. I'm not gonna date her, why would I care if she's got a boyfriend? And why would I want a 19 year old girl to be single? Frankly, Acid being in a long term relationship is a good thing, it only proves she is a HVF (High Value Female) unlike certain other tookers *cough cough* BONI, who has ZERO boyfriends making her LVF (Low Value Funkyclone)

aieeeee forgot to say GOOD MORNING TO THE NEKOS

>>11922
>I don't really understand the 'my fu has a boyfriend, its over and also evropa has fallen...' thing
Isn't it obvious? It's because whatever percentage of /ttg/ers (not prevalent here though I don't think so) is just straight up lusting after the fus they post, which means they want to insert themselves into the boyfriend place, or want to feel like they have a chance to date the fus. When you come at it at that angle you're obviously feeling slighted if she gets a boyfriend or shows any affection to males because you feel threatened.
I mean, personally I think it's both shrewd and better for you (or fu) to not announce the relationship online but also I'm the kind of person that has barely any pictures hanging around online so I'm what you'd call "privacy paranoid". Having your whole history of dating online is only good for you as long as this whole history is one person with which you've been married or something.

>girl says shes sick so MIGHT not come to BGC
>one male begs her not to come because he doesn't want to get sick
just wear a mask you obese tranny, getting sick is part and parcel with being a student

Anyway I got sidetracked, I got BRUTALLY mogged today in the church, a guy that had a great /fa/ haircut (like a slick back with hair only on the top of the head), at least 5 cms higher than me, with great fitting coat and chin that could be half the size and still mogg me walked in and it was genuinely over never begun for me...
>>11925
Is this really how people behave in BGC? I mean spreading diseases is kinda wack and I try to not go super sick to gatherings but begging for someone to not come near you because you might get infected with common cold is even worse.

>>11926
Its how the Autist in Chief, Troongustus Gloop acts. Everyone else is relatively normal.

He preaches inclusivity but only hangs out with fellow autismals.
He tells everyone to relax and that its jist a game but try hards to win whenever hes playing (he keeps track of his winrate unironically)

The stereotypical look at me autistic tranny. The world revolves around him, due to his gravitational orbit.

>>11927
>he keeps track of his winrate unironically
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO WAY, this has to be the dumbest thing. I can understand remembering more or less how well you do at certain games but writing it down has to be the funniest shit.
>due to his gravitational orbit
And yet he's the BGC chief and you're getting authority mogged? Explainers?

>>11924
honestly, makeup like is is my favourite kind
the type where you put weird shapes on your face and stuff
ive always thought it looked very pretty and accentuated the face well

>>11920
STOP! STOP! ✋ HALT! STOP! ✋✋ ¡PARÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔ! 🐀✋✋ NO MORE SEXUALIZING MINORS! ✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋ HATSUNE MIKU IS ONLY 16! ✋✋ O ALGO

>>11930
Okay okay, I never was going to please don't beat me Mr Chadneko...

Nekothoughts:
Make I shouldn't delete the tok description whenever I download one so they're easier to find later...

>>11932
you _delete_ the description? why?
I get it if you had downloaded without the description and was too lazy to add it but deleting it makes no sense

>>11932
This is why I save all the tok descriptions in plaintext :D Then I just search for the things I want to find muahahaha :3

>>11933
Now that I scrooooop I already tell the .py to only give me the tok id, but when I was an honest tikwmer I did highlight the entire description and pressed delete. Makes the filenames look more hygienic :)
>>11934
Me committing my photographic memory to the attaching game and all these fakenekos just installing reddit mods to make them win ...

>>11935
you can see the aztec blood in this woman

>>11935
>Me committing my photographic memory to the attaching game and all these fakenekos just installing reddit mods to make them win
I have photographically written my own script so I am the strongest codeneko :D
You will never win with me.
>>11936
Is this good or bad?

nooooo my 'fu died...

>>11938
hopefully janitor neko can sweep the trash off the floor when he shows up for his next shift

>>11938
Joever...

>>11939
+2
kind of funny, except it was a mean comment about acid so FUCK YOU

I have finished building walls :D We love factorio :3

>>11942
Donald DRUMPF be like:

>>11942
Bonald BUMP be like:

If a yellow belt carries 15 items per second, and a steel furnace smelts iron in 0.625 seconds, then that equates to 24 furnaces for peak iron production from a single yellow belt.

Am I wrong?

If it takes 100 second to create a yellow science and your base has 5400 assemblies running 24 hours a day every day for 5 years, how long does it take your factory to produce 6 million yellow science?
I thought 11945 was going to be a joke like this when I first started reading it

>>11945
You are correct, IIRC it's 48 steel furnaces per red belt so it would be 24 steels per yellow belt.
>>11946
That's not correct, yellow science takes 21 seconds to make 3 packs (so like 1 pack per 7 seconds), with 5400 assemblies running continuously and being supplied materials properly, you would have a throughput of ~771 yellow science per second or you'd be able to create 6 million yellow science in around 7778 seconds (like 2h10m)

>>11947
zomg... the yellowhoax was possible???? we must call up nick fuentes NOW

>pic related
What people thought AI would be 20 years ago, a swarm of robots doing mankind's bidding, constructing us a new perfect world to live in.

>reality
AI has replaced google search for midwits and lets pajeets generate images of large booby anime girls

>>11949
This is why factorio is actually utopian game not dystopian. T. knower.

IDK WHAT HAPPENED BUT I CAN FINALLY OPEN THE 4chan.org HOME PAGE. IT HAS BEEN YEARS SINCE IT STARTED REDIRECTING ME TO SOME WEIRD SUBLINK THAT ERRORED INSTANTLY but finally... I can see the "popular threads" and doomscroll every single board at once.... life is beautiful...

so this is where you little nekkas have been
wassup

Classic tok