>When Kventh starts being racist after defeating Wortgog
Hilarious, this might be Warlockracy's best video yet.
>>10878
>>10880
I open 'chen and the vibes just feel wrong, it will never be the same. There are posts there that stand out, like they radiate negativity, yet there they are, and there they will always be. It is furhaps silly to take imageboard posting so seriously, but I'd rather post here, with the other nekos (and the watcher. He is here, watching, reading every single post we make.)
>>10878
Recaptcha has trouble for me when phoneposting but generally works on PC.

I did however just lose this post and have to retype it from memory because I forgot to save it before hitting add reply and the site ate my post.

And then, it appears the site hasn't allowed posting for the last 20ish minutes, I've tried numerous things and it keeps eating my post.

>>10883
how did you know i was watching every post, every letter and every thought you typed here
t. discovered the place a couple weeks ago

>>10884
wdyp?

>>10885
nothing as of now, i just lurk and posts text-post like this one once every blue moon, how has your day been btw?

gg goodnight its late

>>10886
Ntn, but we (nekos) watched some Gyllenhaal kino or rather a pretty okay-ish movie at best today.
Attaching EVANESCENCE KINO

>>10886
havent puked or shitted once today so W

>>10887
Goodnight neko, hope you have a good sleepy, I'm going to sleep soon too :3
>>10889
Damn, congratz, though I dunno if not shitting at all is good either.

Also first funky of the thread :3

Posted coal within 6 hours as promised.

good morning to any neko that has ever posted a brazilian

>>10891
>cute face
>great cosplay from a great video game
>nice tummy
>british
[CERTIFIED: GEMERALD]

Welcome to the first edition of "Rezzi or not", the postshow where you guess if the aforementioned fu is a Rezzi (or not).
For the first edition, we'll start with a possible banger (look it up on the dictionary, it's funny)
YVIN
Key features:
>Nationality: 🇬🇧
>Earliest tok: December 2022
>% of toks alluring to gender: 100%
>Racy linktree: ✔

>>10893
>Answer before I triple platnium subscribed to their onlyfans
Obviously a female.
>Answer after
AWOOOOOGA, HE'S A REAL BOY???

Jokes aside, I'm locking in female for this round based on the tok.

scrolled a bit of the tikka on my phone and saw a video of ukrainians taking down multi million dollar cruise missiles with 1980s shoulder-to-air rocket launchers
kinda cool

how are the nekos doing?
routine wellness check

>>10896
>routine wellness check
>posts bonbi
Well now I feel like CRAP thank you very much.

>>10897
ok i'll leave :(
have fun you little rascals

>>10896
I'm doing fine thanks, boutta eat lunch soon

>>10898
Please don't go :/

I like bonbiposters

>>10897
sometimes its the most ill ones that care about how you're doing

>>10901
Doubtful but lets assume that sure since I don't care that much.

Release from this docker hell HELP ME HELP ME JESUS HELP
This thing takes like 20 minutes to build (and then if it fails you gotta rebuild it) HELP

>>10902
>Release from this docker hell HELP ME HELP ME JESUS HELP
>This thing takes like 20 minutes to build (and then if it fails you gotta rebuild it)
yyuuuupp been there done that
i think he said not to do docker stuff though

>>10902
Ari really said "my final tiktok" and then vanished forever.

see you sex slayers in 10 hours

>>10905
>he said directing this post to nobody because every trueneko is a virginneko
Yea okay buddy.

wake up go work go bed wake up go work go bed wake up go work go bed wake up go work go bed wake up go work go bed wake up go work go bed wake up go work go bed wake up go work go bed

>>10907
You forgot that once in 2 weeks occasion where you post here 😏

>>10907
how does this guy wake up so much when he never goes to sleep? fuck you

>>10908
>>10909
love you guys but you're wrong here, I was describing a wonderful life full of productivity, whimsy and joy, wake up go post go bed wake up go post go bed

>>10910
>wake up go post go bed wake up go post go bed
That's how I'm planning to live my life until I run out of savings and then off a cliff I go :D

oh you've cosplayed every witcher 3 girl? yeah, what's geralts horse called?

>>10912
Płotka, next question

I hate meguca so fucking much bros I will stabby stabby the fucker who said that I should try building that piece of shit when he comes back.
I still don't know how to build the meowmin fork but I'll try later right now I'm just kinda tired from this whole thing being so SHIT and ANNOYING.

>>10914
getting anything to run locally is more than the rest of us have achieved site-related in years, you should be proud funkertron, have a kitkat, you've earned it.

rome wasn't built in a day or something

>>10915
It's wack a mole programming which is the worst kind especially when I'm the fucking mole since I have no idea wtf is going on and neither go, frontend nor docker are anything I've ever touched or looked at.
But I think with enough perseverance you could run even the meowmin fork.

>>10912
CARPIADO

good stream today, won 2 games

to em casa, queridos

>all my nekos are out sleeping with hot women instead of being home on a saturday night
and here you guys were talking about truenekos when youre all fakes...

https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/207374463
ping portugato did you make this thread

watched this gremlin for 3 hours
kinda fun stream

>>10920
>sex havers stay up till late night because of the amount of sex they're having during the night
>virgin truenekos get their 8 hours of proper beauty sleep at the hours you're posting at
You're not improving your case buddy...

Please stop calling me a sex haver, I will never have sex, I admire women too much to ever do that to them. For my whole life I've been looking up to powerful, intelligent, world changing women. Women like Amelia Earheart, or Rosamund Franklin, or Marie Sklodowska-Curie. Perhaps some of you still look at women and see hunks of flesh, I see the beauty INSIDE. I love women so much bros.

>>10924
>yapsesh
Booooooooring.
>attachment
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA HUMUNA HUMUNA HUMUNA *eyes bulge out of my eyesockets*
Also good morning sexhaverneko 😈

>>10923
I am so glad you are on this website because then we have some QUEER representation. You are a DEI HIRE: FUCK YOIU

>>10926
>You are a DEI HIRE
And yet I am the only one that managed to compile any meguca board. What does that make you? 😏

>>10927
erm I am the based stoic trad-employee who stands by the coffee machine and sexually harasses women

>>10929
IM STILL TRYING TO COMPILE THIS THING OKAY? SHUTUDP

>>10930
compile THIS *grabs my scrotum*
new boni eating tok dropped

>>10883
hi fellow nekos

>>10929
I like the new Boni tok that goes

"It must be your face, or it's your Boni"

>>10931
FUCK YOU
Also I'm so tired, I've tried doing this thing on debian but I don't think it's a good idea anymore. Genuinely think that rolling back and going through the commits to check for breaking changes would be preferable at this point.
In conclusion: I'm bad at this but also it sucks.
>>10932
Sorry but you have encountered deadhours bonbiposter.

>>10933
nobody knows what you are talking about

what the neko how did he predict this tok's audio

>>10935
IF IT AINT YOUR BONI THEN IT MUST BE YOUR FACE

>>10934
Nothing makes a hardworking neko more tired than intellectual work, congratulate yourself for getting further than anyneko ever has before when it comes to building a 'chen.
>>10935
Everyone point and laugh... he's wrong...
>>10925
>AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA HUMUNA HUMUNA HUMUNA *eyes bulge out of my eyesockets*
I often think this (respectfully)

>>10934
maybe try the shamichan (original) fork and see if that works better
not like any feature except the faster/more responsive livepost updating, meguposting and attach file one provided any benefit to the site
and for the good ones, open license code suckaaa

>>10938
The truth is I didn't "work hard" but everything I do takes time and I'm practically sitting here twiddling thumbs till the next error pops up which is quite tiresome.
>>10939
>maybe try the shamichan (original) fork and see if that works better
The original fork works almost outside the box, I think you might need to do a few things there with docker or install a few dependencies but it's generally just almost works outside the box experience. You just gotta pick the v6 branch.
The only real difference between shami and meowmin is the tikwm/tiktok links shown next to toks, which is nice but not 100% required I think and probably pretty easy to add.
>meguposting and attach file
Megutv is a shami feature, attach file (from id) sadly requires additional setup, which might be not as easy.
I think the version I compiled even had #steal enabled.
TL;DR I'm sure I can walk someone through the original fork installation, maybe not painlessly but it won't be hard.

'member the Louis Theroux pornography docu? He's got a sequel, 15 years later, where he re-meets some of the people from the original film.

Might be kino to watch one day, if I can find a decent torrent.

>>10941
>if I can find a decent torrent.
Nauuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr this guy is going to the Kings Jail lock him up bailiff and whack his peepee.

>>10940
>Megutv is a shami feature
but meguposting is not

>>10940
>TL;DR
thats good to know, at least
even if its only the shamichan fork that could be a good starter and the "we'll implement the other changes soon™" cope could be the only thing we have to worry about rather than the captcha on this site

if it was almost plug-and-play I can probably give it a try tomorrow to see if I can figure it out, too

>>10942
>lock him up bailiff and whack his peepee.
I usually have to pay for this kind of service...

>>10943
>but meguposting is not
Okay, that makes sense, that we would have to poach that.
>>10944
>"we'll implement the other changes soon™" cope
Not even that much of a cope, I can learn go later and we can probably have those features in a few months at worst. It's just that the timescale now (over the weekend) is way too low for me to be able to get everything working. Not with my baseline knowledge of things.
>>10945
I might reinstall debian again today and check out how it looks on a clean install to go with shamichan. That is if I am actually successful, otherwise I've got some notes that I've been gathering just to make sure that I can help someone install the stupid thing just in case.

*PING*

crontab alert

>>10948
IF YOU PING MY TROONTAB ONE MORE TIME ISTG

>>10949
>IF YOU PING MY TROONTAB ONE MORE TIME ISTG
>ISTG
>Imma swiftly transition gender
*ping* troontab

I played PUCK and was winning a game that was 2v1 (I was the 1)

Chat, if I'm interested in a girl but she has a boyfriend, should I bite him to assert dominance?

>>10951
>was winning
so, you lost?

>>10953
we won, and I have a witness.
4-3, and I scored 3 of those.

>>10952
>should I bite him to assert dominance?
That depends, do you want to have a boyfriend instead of the girl?

>>10955
Well, the girl happens to be a he/him, so if I ever dated her I'd have a boyfriend.

>>10956
Well then you can do what you want, you'll be happy either way.

>>10957
It's the eternal debate, do I want the big booby awooooooooga sexo GF, or the cute and quirky he/himmler.

Of course, this isn't worth considering much, because I am not getting either.

if I was a chick I would totally be into hatsune miku, I just feel it

@nubcel
appropriation of our chud culture

>>10958
>Of course, this isn't worth considering much, because I am not getting either.
Don't worry neko, you're still pretty young, maybe at 30 you can doom and gloom.
>>10959
I think I'd still be the greatest fumo appreciator. Fumos are just cool ᗜˬᗜ
>>10960
>@nubcel
Yea I dunno, she just got an unfortunate face and that whatever it's called japanese makeup is not helping her case

Good morning to the nekos :D

Had nightmares about an ex-girlfriend I've not seen in 7 years, Why do dreams torment us so?

>>10960
>she is swedish
another reason why you cannot suffer in the nordicks

>>10961
I will be 30 eventually, I want to get my doom and gloom posting in early.

>>10962
Good morning :D
>Had nightmares about an ex-girlfriend I've not seen in 7 years, Why do dreams torment us so?
How do you have nightmares about an ex? Unless you mean an unpleasant dream because you're still not over her, in which case buddy, pal, it's been 7 years... It should at best annoy you...
>>10964
>I will be 30 eventually, I want to get my doom and gloom posting in early.
You haven't worked for it yet, you do NOT deserve the doom and gloom posting. Me? I am 30, balding and will never touch a female again, I can be doomer blackpilled chud born again incel that hates women and posts about everything going to shit all day.

>>10965
It was an unpleasant dream because in the dreamland I was happy and in a relationship with a qt3.14, then I woke up AND THAT ISN'T REAL AAHHHHHHH
>You haven't worked for it yet
Buddy I've still been grinding out in the incel mines, doomposting, making chudjak edits, calling women stacies because they only want chad. I'm just ahead of the curve.

>>10966
>AND THAT ISN'T REAL AAHHHHHHH
It was never real...
>I'm just ahead of the curve.
I do not believe you, you're a FAKECEL. There, I've said it.

Anyway I'll be reinstalling debian again so I'll be back after a short break.
Also it's hilarious how much worse abbles looks with that nose ring, why would anyone do that to themselves willingly? I guess I know but I still think it's retarded.

>>10967
I'm not a fakecel, I'm a hecking Chuddington Incelworth and I'll go bald eventually too, we're in the same boat pal.
>Spoiler
[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
WRONG.

>>10966
how are you not over her after 7 years
the only dreams I have about my ex are dreams where I BONE.mp4 her and they arent even about her, she was just the randomly generated sprite

>>10969
I haven't thought or dreamt about her in probably about a year, my working theory is that I was thinking about girls at BGC Club, so my subconscious mind drifted to Mein Fraufu

>>10970
was your ex also a gender golem or was that side of you a more recent development? mine turned into one after me

>>10971
Not a gender golem, thank fuck. She definitely fell into a rabbit hole of getting her personality from an internet subculture around the time we were breaking up, but she went into the Pinterest Cottagecore Bookmaxxer lifestyle instead of the Tranny CutOfYerTits Asexual lifepath.

As far as group identities to be memed into, the pinterest one wasn't half bad. Cut her hair real short though, not as cute.

Haha I lied the break wasn't short at all.
>>10971
>>10972
>gender golem
Funny, mine even though she's mental illness maxxed still is doing seemingly fine. Guess I was not as destructive of an influence as I thought I would be.

How many femboys have you nekos followed so far this Follow Femboys February?

>>10974
Zero so far, so I am on par for a tied high score with last february

>>10974
I am not following rezzi no matter how many times you post her/he/himmler buddy.

Also if any of you is still interested in checking out how to host guca locally I woke up and chose violence so I'll have the full instruction on how to do it from a fresh install probably within the next hour or so.

>>10977
I'll be honest, I'm interested in hosting a guca just like I'm interested in skinny women, which is to say, not at all. FUCK YOU!!!!!

real one for a real one
>>10979
like attracts like, is what I usually call that
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL BURNED!!!!!

>>10978
Keep in mind this is still a very old piece of software and if you host it at least make sure amazon or whatever cannot overcharge you in case someone tries to hack the guca.
>>10979
Yea okay buddy, I wouldn't trust you near a terminal window anyway.

I'm pretty sure (like 99%) that if you just follow this step by step it'll "just work" like the TES sensation Todd Howard says.

🔊✋KING CHINA🔊✋
🖕🤑🖕DING DING DING DING DING 🕺🤠🕺 DING DING DING DING DING 🖕🤑🖕
🔊✋KING CHINA🔊✋
🖕🤑🖕DING DING DING DING DING 🕺🤠🕺 DING DING DING DING DING 🖕🤑🖕

>>10982
preach. so real. so true. powerful....
>>10981
I will try this soon, just have got to setup WSL again

Same woman has been working at the post office last 4 times i went to drop off a package. Reckon she hates my guts.

>>10984
She literally forgot you exist the second you walked out unless you were exceptionally rude to her.

Saw a cute girl wearing a deftones shirt, forgot to tell her that theyre mid

Saw a cute girl walk into the charity shop as i walked out, forgot to try and impress her with the comics i boight.

>>10986
>>10987
OKAY OKAY WE GET IT YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY CUTE GIRL, wELL WHY DONT YOU HAVE ONE RIZZED UP THEN HU?H

>>10986
I literally saw her again 20 minutes later, called deftones mid and she is now my girlfriend and we're planning to have sex instead of watch movieneko's movie streams.
>>10988
Your wish came true :D

>>10989
me when I lie

>>10989
me when I tell the truth

Mandela effect board
my post just disappeared

>>10992
can't have been a good one, then

me when I get trips

>>10994
I get it (this anon does not get trips) (that's the joke)

>nobody is taking the chance to get the trips
It's over, the neko has fallen...

>>10996
only this guy >>10995 would be cringe enough to "take the chance" to get numbers. proof: he DOUBLE POSTS to claim gets and WILL do it again.
punishment: tickle torture

trips for funky

(p.s I am not funkertron)

>>10997
HAHAHAHA BAITED AGAIN!!!!!!
FUNKY CHADS KEEP WINING

IT'S A TOTAL FUNKY CLEANSWEEP. OTHER FUPOSTERS ARE BAFFLED

The bloody battle for quints (part 2) will happen probably in 2 days...

>triple posts for gets on a peruvian ayahuasca-worshipping board
you can tell this guy hasnt gotten laid in almost a decade

WHAT THE FLIP MY JOKE GOT RUINED BECAUSE THE STUPID SITE DIDNT ACCEPT MY POST 2 TIMES GOD DAMNIT

>>11002
Which one, >>11000 or >>10999 ?
Because I can tell you one of them got laid in the last like 6 I think IIRC

>>11003
I got hyped up thinking this was a new Acid, it's from like 18 months ago, you just happened to post the same FREACKING COSPLAY as her last posted toks

FUCK YOU!!!!

>>11005
SORRY. It was supposed to go with the 11000 where I was pretending to be AP to confuse Boniposter even more than he is confused right now.

>>11006
I can understand why you'd want to pretend to be A(cid)P(oster), that guy is so cool, and also the dictator of Nekoville.

>>11007
It was perfect, the gimmick was like *chefs kiss* on point...
If only the site didn't decide to give me A FREAKING JSON ERROR 2 times in a row...
He is pretty cool and we love him, this is why he's a dictator after all :)

>>11008
I freaking hate Jason Errors, that guy SUCKS.

can you two queers stop hitting on each other in the PUBLIC THREAD?????

>>11010
Sorry, I'll take my homoerotic posting over to the private invite-only thread for gay and furry posting.

>>11009
J SOOOOOOON J SOOOOOOOOOOOOON
I remember watching some stupid video of Heavy Rain that consisted only of MC screaming Jason over and over. I was easily amused back then.
>>11010
No :3
>>11011
#admin_furry_stash channel does not exist on this discord and any rumors being spread about this channel are bannable.

It's Full Moon February, time to AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

>>11014
laughed

>>11013
>It's Full Moon February
I was going to chastise you for not posting a full moon but I don't think I have any toks like that either, at best half moon.
>>11014
THIS GUY LEARNED HOW TO DRAW IN FFMPEG JUST TO MAKE A JOKE ON AN IMAGEBOARD
>>CLICK HERE TO LEARN HOW<<
+2

she has no style
she has no grace
t-t-t
this 'fu has a funny face

*PING*
you know what time it is, check your crontab, I'm gonna puck it up on stream whilst listening to some SR3L

Hey PLAYER!

I'm a professional PUCK coach, I caught your first games against CHAZ. You've got talent, if you worked on your face off skills and your return to goal fundamental you could be a great player.

>>11019
Hey CHAZ!

Fuck you, and I hope you fucking EXPLODE. You've got no skill, and if you worked on fucking DYING and BLOWING UP you could become great shrapnel.

>>11020
I know you'll log 8 hours on PUCK in the next 24 hours, all to try abd beat ME. It won't work, your head offs are GARBAGE.

i will stream The Long Drive sometime
its a fun game with lots of content

in a bid to not go to sleep, I scrolled a bit through some random guy's letterboxd account
saw so many interesting movies that I forgot how I ever felt as if I had ran out of movies to watch
bonus meme: his 3rd favourite movie ever was that one polish sci-fi flick we watched

@gato look at this https://www.tiktok.com/@fernandavieli/video/7464292026876579078 [Embed]
i would post it but its 650 MB

NEW MONTH
NEW ACID COSPLAY

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

GOOD MORNING TO THE NEKOS, LIFE IS WONDERFUL

>>11025
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Good morning Acidneko :3

>>11026
I am no longer Acidneko, please refer to me as my new gimmick name, "Undefeared PUCK Champion"

>>11027
Naurrrrrr, it's over for the puckloserneko...
>no new funky toks
Oh well, maybe she's editing that youtube video and it'll be FIRE? Hopium.

Played another hour of puck this morning, fucking fantastic game, except for public servers where kids will literally steal the puck from their own teammates so they can slam it across the ice into a corner.

I think 3v3, 1 GD each side is the perfect situation, not too many players, because when there's like 4 guys on the ice for each team, every game is 5 people in a corner bumping into each other.

>>11029
I notice how you never mentioned something about your wins during this hour. Almost like you instantly lose every match that isnt 1v1 cus you cant win by just skating forwards with the puck and doing full back rotations when you lose possession. hmmm, funny that

>>11030
I won 1, lost 2. One of the games I lost had a guy who was fucking insane with it, he won every face-off and usually hit the puck into the air, got to it first and then controlled it to score, even past a GD.

I kept asking him how many hours he had but he didnt say, probably like 30.
>full back rotations when you lose possession
You are a rocket league player, you should understand how to play in 1v1 scenarios, it's the same fucking game.
You don't just chase the puck because like many situations, I've got the puck, Im walking to your net, you're behind me, we move at the same fucking speed so I obviously would win if I'm already ahead.

You full back rotation when the puck goes into the opponent's corner, because you aren't gonna score from their corner.

>>11031
yap sesh of the year goes to:

>>11032
You lost, infront of an audience of 3 people, you're never gonna live this shame down. We all saw you fail to walk it into the net multiple times.

>>11033
me when I lie

>>11034
me when I FUCK YOU

ping chaztab https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fc4KIl4cKhQ [Embed] watch fast

>play puck
>forced to goalcuck for 3 games out of 4
>>11036
this is awful why did YOU make this

It's the third time in a row I spend >50€ on online gadgets and the package has clearly been opened before :|
I guess it's fine as long as I can still store my billion fus inside it.

>>11038
Thanks for turning my floppy drive into a hard disk

>>11039
she is 14.....

>>11039
UH OH THIS NEKO IS GOING INTO HORNY JAIL

>>11040
>>11041
IT WAS A JOKE ABOUT COMPUTER PARTS BECAUSE NEKO IS BUYING STORAGE ONLINE.

YOU SHOULD LAUGH

apparently they just made being an incel illegal in my country

>>11043
Well, you better start rizzing the girls then buddy, you're going to JAIL otherwise.
BAILIFF? You know the drill.

>>11044
I will shrimply societal-burdenmaxx and become as costly as possible for the welfare state

>>11045
Basado???? Neko is becoming a neetboard at an alarming rate.

>>11044
¿What country?
¡I must move there to lose my virginity!

>>11047
You don't want to move there if you know what's good for you bambino.

>>11043
Can't get a girl? Time to become one then, pookie ^_^

>>11049
Are you
>insecure
>autistic
>shy
>a virgin

Just become a hecking valid transwoman abd date other cute transgirls

>>11050
new AP checklist spotted

>>11051
Im not shy nor autistic.

>>11051
AP hasnt posted here since January 2021>>11051
Add better at puck than you to the lisr FUCK YOU

>>11051
AP? What does Apricot Pal have to do with anything???

AP JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE AND TOLD ME TO POST THIS TOK

>>11055
+2 for referencing one of my favourite 'chen posts

>>11052
does he know

I'm on a massive puck loss streak, used up all my skill on my 1v1 against French...
>>11057
I am well aware.

new acid
sleep tight nekos, goodnight

Ok, well, I've managed to finally compile some of the neko code, but it's a mess. The newest version doesn't even run and I think that's because there's those 10 billion different shitass commands that require api keys and aws keys and all that jazz.
But it's possible, very annoying but possible. I'll check out a few more versions, maybe update the docker script for one or 2 or something. I could probably with a week or 2 of effort purge all the claude/gemini from the codebase, I dunno how much you guys value that youtube player thing that's done with .play, but that's an enigma for me too because it requires a "youtube api key" whatever that means.
>>11059
Goodnight Acidneko, hope you have a good sleepy :3

>>11060
Are you actually trying to get a new 'guca imageboard up and running or are you just testing things for shit and giggles? either way i hope everything turns out well for you, take care funkynekonee

good morning to the nekos
>whole audio is about being a weeder
i HATE weeders

>>11061
>testing things for shit and giggles
More this I guess, but I think it's a good idea to know how to host this piece of crap (for eventual future use)
But yea, thanks :3
>>11062
Ryo can quit weed ANYTIME okay? Also weed is GOOD for her and it actually HEALS you...
Also good morning, look what I've found :3

>>11063
BYEEESSS
take my monthly +6 kind sir

>>11064
Now that I think about it I'm in debt to this neko so it's good you provided me some liquidity
>>9689
+0.5

>>11065
>Two (You)s in one post
That's 'The Art Of The Deal'™

Already been to the dentist, had breakfast, shit, showered, shaved and I still have 4 hours before I have to leave for work. Life is wonderful when you wake up at 9am rather than midday.

just woke up 12.30
oh my fauci

>>11068
oh my nekonyanyanekonekonyanyanekonekonyanyaonaiyoo

>>11069
>nyanyanekonyannyanyanekoneko
TRUE

anyone wanna create a goonicide pact?

>>11071
>a goonicide pact
And what does that entail?

>>11072
all right, buddy; come back and speak to me when you're at least Platinum Puller III. I don't talk to you low ranked scrubs.
t. Grandmaster Baiter 471 gp

>My new cosplay arrives any day now eeeek
Acidchads, we are gonna be eating good with the toktiks

>>11073
...
what? you mistook me for some other neko

>>11075
He assumes everyneko is me, I live rent free inside his head ever since the PUCK 1v1.

>>11075
>>11076
what are you two yapping about

>>11074
I've never caught Acid on my fyp :(

>>11076
oh okey, so a certain gooniecide is gonna happen during a puck game i presume...?
cool!

>>11077
another puckchad W

>buncha newgooners that are so low elo they dont even know about the jerkmate leaderboards
lmao@you

are you telling me this PUCK game has a ranked ladder? i'm hardstuck lowblob in most games i can't fucking compete

remember, rule 6.

>>11083
sorry but I am not one of your obedient dogsluts; I will post whenever I please
I, in fact, made the 2nd ever nekopost and thus am allowed free reign to spread my wisdom when I do care to

lo-fi PUCK and chill [24/7 stream]


I think the newneko that was trying to build his own 'guca on 'chen is attempting to contact me. Some random account followed me on twitch and left a message in the chat

"eyo, sorry for disturbing you but have you nekos actually moved on to a discord group"

really gives you the big think

>>11083
fine, i'll read the past threads and get cultured on the nekodyssey

>>11085
zomg maybe its time for us to post on sturdyneko.su

HAHAH GET BAITED 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Just did 50 pressups

just prestiged twice on jump to space simulator

>>11090
>he uninstalled puck and went back to an afk idle game

It's -18 degrees cold
I've wasted my ice
It's polar

>>11092
-2

>>11089
Good job neko :) I hope you work out more too :)
>>11092
Lmaooooo, you can see the popin on the filter for the front girl when she waves her hand.

mmmm cor de maça verde muito gostoso

♫ Said he likes furry girls ♪
♪ But he hates when they're furry ♫

Woke up an hour later today (good morning to the nekos) but it's all good because I have my Neko Socks™

>>11097
I've been up for 6 hours already FUCK YOU.
I expect some pucking to be streamed once I arrive home in 35 minutes. Make it so, dogboy; lest I change the perjorative.

>>11097
Good morning neko :3 I hope you have a great day with your Neko Socks © on.
>>11098
What a rude fella, why do we accept such behavior on /neko/ the home of nice and polite nekos?

>>11098
My liege, I was planning on playing some Kingdom Come: Deliverance, mayhaps that would be satisfactory as a stream?
>>11099
His dad owns NekoSoft™, we all have to be nice and accepting to him or he'll get us all permabanned...

quick game of puck, live on stream for NekoSoft Neko, then I'm gonna go back to playing Kingdom Come

good morning nekos, hope you all have a nice at work/uni/whatever, just have a nice day thats all!
>>11096
8,5/10 tok, adorable waggle tail at the end, not a big fan of the audio tho

>>11099
>Neko Socks ©
you cant copyright a name dumbass. it would be a trademark
>>11100
this guy gets it

>>11102
and i forgot to attach the fuckin tok gg

>neko is nowhere near quints
does he know?

can't believe i broke up with my gf because of this tok

they won't know what hit 'em nya-ha-ha-ha~

>funkerguy double post incoming
so predictable

Funky got QUINTS?
OH MY GORD THIS IS A MONUMENTAL OCCASION

LETS GOOOOOOO FINALLY ACID QUINTS
AP (Acid Poster) does it again, the crowd is in disbelief.

>>11111
the multi-tasking GOD. I kneel before you, AP-sama

>>11111
How the FLIP did he do that?????
Can anyone explain this?????????? He's streaming and posting at the same time HOW

>>11111
congrats on the cincos quintos ACID-king

>>11111
life is wonderful confirmed

Quints for KKaty!

Quints for Reky :)

Bondi bondi bondi das oncinhas bondi das 🐆 oncinhas 👊 bondi das oncinhas bondi bondi das oncinhas 🧤 bondi das oncinhas bondi 🥁

FOR ALL YOU CHUDS IN THE CHAT, hERES THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GENDER AND SEX
Gender: Have one
Sex: I do a lot

>>11119
>both lies
We're not getting any truthful statements out today from the Boniposter nekos.

>>11119
Funny post Bonald, mind if i #steal your joke?

>>11121
I stole it from Boni who stole it from her lou
so feel free, it was already appropriated property

My noise cancelling headphones are gonna give me audio sensitivity issues. Being able to block out the world is too powerful.

CLAUDE, look for a correlation between headphone usage and later development of audio sensitivity issues.

Why the gecko is the 2nd LOTR film 4 hours long. I wanted comfyslop to watch with my doggo

This is me in my Hare Socks™ if you even care.

>>11124
>Why the gecko is the 2nd LOTR film 4 hours long.
So you can fall asleep to it obviously...
>>11125
Nope, don't care. But also when did you estrogenpillmaxxed?

I've done it, I'm 1/3 on my new years resolution, I'm the strongest pushupneko that ever lived.

>>11126
I will challenge your record!

>>11127
Good luck buddy, you will need it

i slept 14 hours
9 pm to 11 am

>>11130
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We're not making it out of this week with a normal sleep schedule nekos :3

Yesterday was fun, I'll stream more Kingdom Come: Deliverance within the next 30ish minutes.

>>11130
>post was made at 10:52 AM
>neko claimed he slept till 11:00 AM
something doesn't add up here...

>no neko posts in 5 hours
it's over... 'chen won...

>>11133
🦼🦼🦼🦼🦼🦼

>>11133
They won because they have no posts for the last 16 hours?

>>11135
They won because their streamer beat our streamer at PUCK

>>11136
Chaz is their streamer? I've been robbed...

holY NORAFAWN CZECH HER IG STORY NOW NOW MEOW

>>11138
i'll wait for one of her simps to repost it here

>>11138
i'll wait for one of her simps to repost it here

Nora announces:
It's femboy fumo friday!!! Let's go!!!!!! ᗜˬᗜ

>>11141
Shorts check?!?!

kanye is a turdistani

>>11141
It's fumo friday and we don't stan femboys here baka yaro ᗜˬᗜ
>>11142
Fumos are always shorted up, but also WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING HUH??????????

>>11143
I wasn't joking when I've said he's going medless turbo retard.

>>11143
A man drove 30 hours to see his girlfriend, this is what he became.

it wont happen today but i have a great stream idea its actually so kino
now i just have to convince chazrick to do it instead of me so we can all laugh greatly

@furryneko what do you think about this banger?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-SnUylW_HY4 [Embed]

Just downloaded a dating app

Putting women and nonbinaries in my search let to a flood of unpassing trains. Lots of chinese here, i swipe right on all. Hope for many matches. Will feel deoressed and uninstall when i have 0 in 3 days.

>>11147
Whats the idea?

>>11149
I don't want to be all redpill this doom and blackpill that but the odds are stacked against you neko. Just by the nature of the app you chose probably.

oh yeah this is great
shame i have to wake up early tomorrow or else I would stream this

>>11152
>a female tries to get close to me
I punch her.

>>11152
Funny how you nekos approve and applaud using Claude to roleplay with an anthropomorphic dog or other furry beings, but I do it ONCE with a Crab and suddenly I'm the bad guy.

>>11154
if dog girls didnt want to be rizzed up, why do they look like they fuck human men?

>>11155
Emphasis on the MEN part. (Taller than 175cm)

>>11156
That's midget territory as well as everything below 195cm

>>11157
you are just envious of the fact that I will basically be nutting inside multiple hairy anthros and you are still a furgin

Okay this furry gimmick was funny at furst but i dont like you guys being serious about it. STOP. NO FURRY POSTS BELOW THIS LINE


--------------'

I am breaking the above-stated rule to say
the "furgin" joke will have been one of my best this year

No more furryposting? Let's return to tradition. It's time for "Rezzi or not", the postshow where you guess if the aforementioned fu is a Rezzi (or not).
For the second edition, someone that was posted before and no neko questioned the gender of...
GIMM
Key features:
>Nationality: 🇧🇷
>Earliest tok: June 2021
>% of toks alluring to gender: 75%
>Racy linktree: ❌

>get home from work
>within 60 seconds of walking in my dad is asking me if I want to go to his cousin's niece's 30th birthday party tomorrow
>I don't know anyone there
>he says it'll be "a good opportunity" as there's "lots of business men there"
What world do boomers live in where your life can still be changed by shaking a guy's hand at a party once

>>11161
This is actually a boy with a hockey stick and two pucks between his legs, I'm not gonna skate around the rink on this one, that guy should be playing GD for the blue team.

>>11162
>What world do boomers live in where your life can still be changed by shaking a guy's hand at a party once
I'm gonna be dumb here and say that it is a good idea, nepotism is still the best way to get ahead buddy no matter the opportunity but you gotta be willing to network.
It's not gonna be as easy as a firm handshake but you never know.

>>11164
Id rather stay home and stream kingdom come though

>>11165
Not faulting you for it tbh, I would absolutely despise going there too. Just saying it's not as dumb of a boomer idea as you might think it is.

>>11166
Probably not, but I prefer to live in an idealised real world, where companies hire based on your CV (which you lie on) and then your DEI qualifications, rather than a bunch of white old guys hiring white young guys because they shook their hand and drank a pint with them.

And also, now I have more time to stream 16 hours of Kingdom Come Deliverance and maybe win 2 more sword fights :D

tfw found a tooker that is too niche for /neko/ to understand

This was the tok that sealed it for me, cute and good cosplay of a very niche JoJo's side character, set to an audio that I instantly recognised as Thunder Child from Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds Musical, which only has one other use as an audio on tiktok (the guy who made the mix)

I am now a Renn_Cos poster, you can call me RP

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4RRe40O6QKU [Embed]

fuck you martians!!!

>>11168
"What if Death Note was... gay???"

>>11168
Bad RP -2

>>11170
You take yourself so seriously, stop. ✋🏻
Listen to your heart.

>>11171
I just wanted to write a joke at the expense of your new name neko.
I didn't read any newer manga than steel ball run so no spoilers.

>>11172
My reply was actually a double reference, because it is referencing the bladeee song that has the line "Looking for the arrrow I shoot", which is obviously relevant to JoJos because of the McGuffin arrow introduced in part 4.

>Steel ball run
I stopped watching 2 episodes into Part 6, I just didn't care for Jolyne, and I didn't really like part 5 or part 4

One last awoo 😿

>>11174
Okay... maybe I was a little bit hasty banning the furry posts... I am gonna yiff in hell after this tok.

>TDC, just like every other sport, is overwhelmingly male
>Every tournament this calendar year is either mixed (half the team on field has to be female) or straight-up female only
Utter woke nonsense, the libs are responsible for disfranchising young skibidi alphas like myself.

>>11176
>half the team on the field has to be female
Are you sure the rules state female, or do trans women count? If trans women count... you know what you need to do to secure a tournament place...

my friend delayed our hangout with 90 minutes so i have nothing to do this morning...
woke up at 9 am and everything

>>11176
the worst thing about rules like these, at least that I have personally experienced in teams, is that when you have a low amount of chicks and they have to be present on the field at all times to meet some imaginary quota, they end up getting tired out pra caralho and either end up just walking around chatting (loses your team the game) or they end up just not wanting to play anymore (no more tournaments for you)
DEI ruins sports.....

>>11173
I'm gonna watch the Jolyne part eventually (6?) I liked the comic although there were some fuckery there that I didn't like that much.
>>11178
>my friend
I don't talk to normies like you... Shame.

Attaching I couldn't do this even if I tried and yet here we are, thank you xubuntu very cool

Here it is not smushed if anyone cares (I care) (Arie is cute :3)

>>11180
damn, can you convert all of rekis toks and send them to RP? looking at something like this would be leagues more doable than whatever format he uses to convert them to 264
>I don't talk to normies like you... Shame.
You talk to me EVERY DAY

>>11182
>damn, can you convert all of rekis toks and send them to RP?
Sadly I do not keep any Reki toks in my archive. I thought about it. Then I thought about it again, and I've decided that whatever value I can get out of posting Reki as a joke is not worth it.
I don't even know exactly how I did manage to do this except that when I deleted a bunch of seemingly not needed flags from my code it fixed itself (I bet windows is going to complain)
>You talk to me EVERY DAY
The joke
Your head
Not only that but I also mention having friends from time to time DUMBASS, that was also part of the joke I'm NORMIE CODED

>>11183
naurrr he's normiecoded and
sexhaver coded since he makes out with his cute boy friend (not yet boyfriend) Jasziek.....

>>11184
>Jasziek
Not a real polish name (or a real name at all), if you're going to make a bad joke (again) about me being gay at least make it more believable DUMBASS.

remember that one neko saying he is gonna be a renn_cos poster and then never posting her again since then?
another lie from RP....

>>11187
Yea like I'd believe a Japanese anime girl would want to live in Poland

>>11187
When you take your anime wife to live in LATAM...
>>11182
very funny joke neko, took me a second to get the funny

>>11186
I went back to SLEEP
because I was so TIRED
from all the SEX
that ive been HAVING
with your MOTHER

>>11191
It's a girl, she just cosplays a lot of boys because she is a fujos, which is like the womens version of a fumos

going live and coming to kingdoms if you even care

>>11192
YOU BLOOD BASTARD DO NOT SLANDER THE GOOD NAME OF FUMO FUMO LIKE THAT ᗜ˰ᗜ

going for a walk, can someone feed my goldfish for me whilst I'm gone?

>>11195
Sure, but only because you were nice to me during the stream...
!feed

>>11197
>!feed
YOU FOOL! THAT COMMAND FEEDS THE PERSON YOU ARE REPLYING IT!! YOU JUST FED DIETNEKO AND NOW HIS DIET IS RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>11198
!feed

I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygenist 😈
>>11200
She loves da toast with chees, can't blame her, I used to eat those a lot when I was at uni. Those were the days... Toast and beer...

>>11201
she's a rich girl so she can even afford to have HAM inside the toast.

>>11201
also IS THAT FOXY ON THE LEFT??? NAHHHH NEKO WHAT IS HE DOING

>>11202
>she can even afford to have HAM
Me too, sometimes :) I liked to buy turkey tenderloin meat from the local butcher, it was some sublime shit fr fr.
>>11203
Crossdressing, or foxy is a she, either way idrc tbh.

>>11203
>>11204
We nekos do a bit of crossdressing with our striped programmer neko socks

>>11205
I disavow this message.

neko'cord among us pro lobbies when?

>>11207
Among Us is like Chess, a solved game. Nekos play Puck, a real game of skill and variables.

quints for boniu :D

>>11209
Buddy... Pal… Amigo... Friend… You're 2 days late…

>>11210
how do you know I am not an amiga??+ hmmm???? formiga???

>>11211
Yea we're not on the brainworm rodeo site you're not fooling me. Any LGBTQ+adjacent person would turn into dust just from being in vicinity of such a powerful Chud as me.

Also you finally posted the newest Boni, I've had to watch this one like 20 times while I was editing code to make sure it worked.
OMG LOOK QUICK FUNKY IS SO HAPPI :3

>>11212
>Also you finally posted the newest Boni
I thought i had already posted it

IT MUST BE YOUR FACE
OR IT'S YOUR BONI

>>11213
>1/1 matches
Nope. You are LAAAAAAAATE.

I'm so freaking tired, I'm an old man, why do I have to do 30x5 one-legged squats?
What do we think about this (old, or rather young or rather before she became a pig) bonbi clone?

my new insult
>is he on painkillers?
just saw this in a twitch chat and im laffin

>>11215
bree-tier mandible. titanium chomper. far-reaching jaw

>>11215
I thought this was Chudthinky from the thumbnail, imagine my disappointment when I clicked it and it was just another similarly cute girl cosplaying Alice in Wonderland.

>Bonbi clone
I seriously don't see it, that is just canthinky. Look again, it's canthinky. Yo listen up here's a story, about a little guy that lives in a chud world and all day and all neko and everything he posts is just chuds like him, inside and outside.
Chud his toks with a chud little thumbnail
And a chud cosplay
and everything is chud for him
and himself

IT'S CANT THINKY IM NOT GOING CRAZY


Unfortunately, my latamfu mogs with her Alice cosplay >>>>>
>>11216
I tuned into the 4sen stream and he was sneaking around at night and everything was red as fuck, I turned off after a minute because I don't want spoilers

>>11217
I don't think it composes badly with her face and it's not like an automatic disqualification unless it's very prominent.

>>11218
>everything was red as fuck
he's playing with the red screen mod that permanently makes the screen blood-red after every fight he is in and doesn't die from

>>11220
I tuned in and he's stuck on a fight for like 8 attempts. This guy is saur bad at video games, no wonder he has 5000 viewers laughing at him but pro player Chudrick only gets 3 viewers because he's so good at vidya.

>>11221
ok swordcuck
come back when you are ♂ fisting ♂ the ♂ opposition ♂

>>11218
>Canthinky
Don't worry, lemme soothe your pain Mr Chud Chudston, with this fine tok, straight from the Canthinky mines just for you :D

>>11222
he's guncucking live on stream and failing.

If you tuned in earlier today, you would've seen a 4 hour stream where I didn't swordcuck once (I had 0 fights, it was 4 hours of horse riding, potion making and getting bitched at by Czech women)

>>11222
>♂ fisting ♂
♂ fisting ♂ is ♂ 300 ♂ groschen ♂

>>11223
Her Alice cosplay is actually very good, tis a shame she's a Chud. I'm too hecking enlightened and loving of immigrants to support someone like that.

>>11226
I was just going through and picked up the most relevant one to the convo, I have not watched a canthinky tok in ages at this point (barring today since I always watch the toks before I post them).

>forsen ragequit the stream
it's over, no more slop to watch

>see tokker
>SEEEEXOOOOOO
>open page
>read her bio
>*audible gulp sound*
>close page and resume fyp scroollan

>>11224
>If you tuned in earlier today
I was hanging out with a real life woman (XX chromosomes and a vagina)

>>11230
Hand in your True Neko card at the door.

speaking of alice toks, I think I accidentally found the best one
the chudflunky cos gets mogged so incredibly hard by this it wasnt even worth looking at her thumbnails

>>11232
>dress wrong colour
>wig wrong colour
I wouldn't even know she's cosplaying alice without you saying it.

Roflmao @ actually posting Kay 😐

>>11233
3/10 bait. no desire to call you slurs after that pitiful attempt