New year, new thread, first post funky :)
Everything is as it should be :)

Went to the gym. New year, new thread, new me.

>>9244
wdyp

>>9245
Someone new.

>>9245
Fumos

>Not responding to wdyp with your fu
The decadence of even nekosociety has been markedly recorded for the history books. This has been the beginning of the end

>>9249
New year, new me, new orleans, new neko culture. You can't fight it.

>>9249
>he doesn't believe me
Here's your proof buddy

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY WOMEN ON MY FIT BOARD IM GOING SCHIZO MODE

>>9246
>just copying my post from yesterday
I posted these lyrics first >>9158
Shame upon the house of Bonald, shame.

>>9253
Yeah but I have a better canthal tilt than you so my post is more important. Sorry, bud, but thems the rules

today i learned bladee is swedish. zomg, he's my 2nd favourite swede now.

>>9254
Yea but your philtrum is awful so it cancels out. Take the L bozo

>>9256
yeah because your mom drank when you were in the stomach, dude
you have FAS

>>9257
Receding maxilla delusionmaxxers off my board RIGHT NOW

>>9258
>Receding maxilla
not even a thing lmao you dont even know your 'celspeak

>>9259
>he doesn't know
Yours is receding in realtime because of the amount of soy you exude in your posts

New Year. New Nekos fighting. Us old heads don't get into online battles, we're too busy meditating and experiencing nirvana.

>>9261
This you?

Trainspotting (1996) on Sat

Transpotting (2025) on Sun

Humanbros... it's over for us...

>>9266
We arent getting any regardless, so it doesnt matter

>>9267
You too could be getting some with ROBOTS in 2025.

>>9268
cope

Im taking a break from boxes and I will be drawing circles and implied rectangles for a bit

I watched fumos ᗜˬᗜ
>>9270
Good luck with your drawing ᗜˬᗜ

>gaming
>louis theroux docukino on the 2nd monitor
>cup of hot chocolate
>wearing my neko socks
yep, 2025 is starting off good.

>>9271
>Good luck with your drawing ᗜˬᗜ
Thanks ᗜˬᗜ

>>9272
>neko socks
You mean programmer socks?
>>9273
BAKAAAAAAA ᗜˬᗜ
Did you draw it?

>>9274
No. NEKO Socks.

>>9275
I don't know how neko socks look.

Funny that I poached a list off of old /wsg/ and all of the women look like men

ok back to my hecking circles and rectangles i got sidetracked

>>9276
They're given out to nekos that fought and died in the Turdistani Incursion of '24. If you don't have any neko socks, I guess you're not a real neko soldier.

>that tok
Borderlands art style isn't flattering irl.
>>9278
Where did you get this picture of me?

>>9277
That's pretty nice then :3
>>9278
Omg, he's drawing the Chad 189cm high buff 85.7kg neko
>>9279
>They're given out to nekos that fought and died in the Turdistani Incursion of '24.
Maybe that's because I didn't die back then.
>Borderlands art style isn't flattering irl.
I would post another but I just nuked her and all the other toks I've downloaded from that list.
It wasn't much space but I still would never post any of them.

>>9280
>didn't even give his live for the Neko Nation
Maybe you should stick to posting those ancient /wsg/ man looking 'fus. I'm revoking your Neko Club Card immediately.

>>9281
>typod
yeah, its over for you lmaobox

>>9282
I keep making typos lately, I think I'm getting dumber.

>>9282
Oh yea, live, I even noticed it when he was typing in realtime, but then it took me a minute rereading to find it again.
>>9281
>stick to posting those ancient /wsg/ man looking 'fus
Well, since you're asking for it...

>>9284
Holy... actually kinda cute ngl, shame she's DUTCH.

>>9285
Isn't susu dutch or something? I actually do not remember

>>9286
Susu is from the Netherlands.
You might be confusing her with Clover, who is Dutch.

>>9287
Nah, I just have the same care for those two countries as Americans have for the geography of Europe.

>>9288
Neko... the joke is Dutch people are from the Netherlands...

>>9289
See? This is how much I care about Netherlands. I don't even care to remember that they're called Dutch in English.

>>9290
You really should've paid attention to the patch notes for 2025, they've buffed India, Netherlands and Chile to be superpowers.

My new year's resolution of never posting here again is going great.

>>9292
I thought resolutions were supposed to make your life better?

>>9291
> they've buffed India
I hope they nerf it in the next patch...
>>9292
But you just lost it???????? HELLO?????
It WAS going great?????????????

>>9294
get mogged, loser

>>9294
>>9295
mogged and bogged

>>9294
Mhm, next year I'll get it...

>>9297
There will be no next year.

im starving for some proper fucking stream content
i cant take yet another day of everyone playing WoW and forsen playing league
RELEASE ME

>>9299
Chungus Pogworth, it's time for my femboy roommate

>>9299
>there's endless cool sloppa on yt
>he chooses to torture himself with twitch
Sounds like a you problem buddy

>>9301
you mustve missed where I said "proper [...] content", I don't want slop, I want something I can actively watch

>>9302
Warĺockracy on YouTube has 15+ hours of active viewing kino.

>>9303
you both have talked at lengths about how you guys just put on warlockracy and have him playing in the background

>>9302
>I want something I can actively watch
And that's definitely not streams lmao.
Unless you like vtubers or something in which case my condolences.

Actual blast from the past right here in this attachment.

>>9304
Because I've actively watched everything he's made already. Now its repeat slop.

>>9305
I miss this era of tiktok audios.

>>9306
Unfortunately, one of the prerequisites for me to find something as decent content to watch is that I actually have to find it interesting

>>9307
Good news: I can probably get the audio source when it caches on my drive.
Bad news: The audio feature on tiktok is mostly useless if you want to find cute fus.
>>9308
If you find streamers interesting enough to actively watch there's 0 chance your taste is too good for decent yt channels. Though if your only hobby is vidya then maybe.
I dunno, if I want to watch something actively I put on some math or programming video on. Well that or some specific channels that I watch regularly if they put out something new.

>>9309
>The audio feature on tiktok is mostly useless if you want to find cute fus.
So true. The only fu I've personally discovered (Acid) was just a random recommendation back when I spent time actively curating an app fyp

>>9309
>decent yt channels
I know what I like and I know that we do not share interests. Liking streams doesn't exclude the ability to dislike certain youtube channels

>>9240
Happy new year nekos🏳️‍🌈

the days of the 4am–2pm sleep schedule are over. now its time for the 7 am grind
I changed my ringtone on my phone to https://youtube.com/watch?v=nRpSRP0l4bo [Embed] because i thought it would be nice and when my mom called this morning I almost impulsively answered with "moshi moshi"

Sometimes I post on oldneko just so they know they're loved

>>9315
>they
does he know?

>>9317
Holy kino, truly toks of the past were much better than the slop of today. Take me back.

I remember when AP was posting this tokfu 7452758481368534294
just came up on my fyp

>>9319
Two things,
1: who the fuck is AP
2: I, Acid Poster, posted ONE tok from this girl ONCE.

I'll try to get some toks out of duets if I can too later, also lmaoing at bubs nuking his Christmas sweater cos, now I've got it anyway 😈😈😈

>tfw deleted my bonbi folder years ago
all those classic 2018 era toks... gone... like beers in the rain...

>>9323
If there's any fu that actually has an archive from that time it's bonbi. Pretty sure when I was looking for the body-ody tok I've found her whole archive up to date still.

>>9324
Thank you for the link to the archive kind sir! I will bonbi post in your honor

>>9325
Actually, it seems like those last few months were the last straw for someone.
The mega links on the endchans bbg still work though if you actually want to save anything of hers. I don't.

>>9325
forced post

>>9326
>visiting endchan
I seriously hope you dont do this

New Steven Bridges kino, place your bets on what'll happen this time.

I'm going for
>He gets backed off
>He argues loudly with the pit boss/cash out desk
>Police are called
>He makes like 500 dollars in a day whilst the rest of his team pulls in 30k+

>>9316
they/them (singular)

>>9328
I do that sometimes to laugh at the losers that are there LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
>>9329
>he's so gambling addicted that he bets on a video of a gambler
It's over... And it's only 2nd day of the year...

Did you nekos hear about Ben? He Drowned!

>>9332
I think I actually watched a video about the whole Ben Drowned creepypasta a long time ago.
I remember being spooked by it lol.

>>9333
I've never read a creepypasta, I am spooked too easily

>>9334
>I am spooked too easily
Me too, I am genuinely a little baby bitch when it comes to scary shit.
But I did read some anyways.
>Avril and Tony
Blast from the past...

>second day of the year
>have to go back to work at the sex factory
holy shit, im gonna krill myself, its as shrimple as that. prawns.

I shouldn't complain because I'm getting paid but I'm gonna complaaaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnn.
My issue with it is, I doubt anyone else is going back to work this early, so I'll just be showing up to get paid, I hate doing nothing and getting paid ahhhh.

>>9336
Now imagine what would happen if you worked at Makka or Tesco where you practically do not get days off and holidays are the busiest days.

>>9338
>piercings
Naurrrrrr, she can at best be evil altushka Arie.
We do NOT stan piercings in this house.
>I'll never accept one of those slop jobs where your schedule changes every week, that's actual slavery
The fun part? It can still get worse :) Not much worse but still

I've just downloaded 2000 toks that I will most probably instantly delete soon, maybe I should edit my script (again) to like limit batch downloads to 200 per user per run or something
Instead I'll post some eden

old toks >>>>>>>> cave toks

>>9340
Buddy when I get home I'm gonna spam Kayve toks in my neko socks

>>9341
yet another lie from MythomaniaPrinceton

>>9342
What if he actually will archive the cave toks when he returns just to spite you?

>>9343
he wont

found a girl streamer that is just curling dumbbells and laughing at forsen playing league
shit stream but one I never wouldve imagined

>>9345
Remember when Forsen viewers bullied this fu off the internet? Ancientnekos remember.

>>9342
>>9344
This is bullying

>>9347
am I wrong?

2 days into 2025 and I've followed 3 more femboys.

>>9349
d'they have any good toks?

>>9351
now attaching the 70mb valiant tok (end servers hate this one simple trick to upload big files)

>>9349
This'll be the year I finally install grindr and get myself a furry femboy to give me a pawjob.

>>9353
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

>>9351
>No, kinda bad toks.
Then, what's the point?

This is the first time I see this, I think my conversion is wiping metadata with which this is rotated naturally on the app. Very strange that tiktok STILL doesn't do their due diligence and wipe that.

>>9355
People can be cute on instagram but make mid toks.

>>9358
Do you think her offer is still open????

>>9359
Only one way to find out neko, the tok is still up :)

>>9357
D'they have good instagram pics?

Paint the town blue :D

She's cute, might start poooooooosting

>>9363
She looks like Kirsten Dunst, right?

We love the Dunst here.

Good morning to the nekos
>>9365

Project Zomboid: Deforestation is based actually.

>>9368
The only Dunst movie I can remember outside of spider man (the good ones) is Toy Soldiers, which is a decent action-comedy movie aimed at family audiences. Mostly I just have fond memories of spiderman.

>Preservation
I need wood. I also need to forage and foraging in dense woodlands is hard, it's a win-win. I get better land to forage, and wood to craft with. And Zombies kept sneaking up on my house when the trees were so close.
>spoiler
I looked... I should've heeded the warning.

>coffee nuked her acc
Green Teabros? We stay winning
>>9370
Oh, it's called Small Soldiers, it's a 1998 film about action figures coming to life. A US Military set of action figures battles against a (friendly) alien set of action figures. It's pretty decent, actually, it's pretty freaking good.

>>9371
>Green Teabros? We stay winning
Tok attached is the only tok on the account @greenteacosplays_
I do not think Green Teabros are winning anything.
>Small Soldiers
That looks much more fun than the other one, I might even watch it someday (if I do not forget)

>search for paper wig cosplays to try and find another Acid
>see this
this wig is really cool, I like how paper wigs can look so much more animated than regular wigs.

>>9372
Green Teabros? We're never recovering from this one.

the hikineet lifestyle is calling my name

you guys know the type of ugly girl that you cant really tell if its a real woman or a man who had been chewing pills for like 6 years? top 3 categories of people I feel bad for

>>9373
That is indeed really cool, wonder if it could be used for regular toks though.
>>9375
>the hikineet lifestyle is calling my name
Relatable. I wish I was a trust fund baby so I could just neetmaxx.
>>9376
Like a transition golem? Don't really know what you're talking about but either way I am a psychopath that doesn't actually care for other people unless they care about me.

NO I FORGOT TO UNSPOILER ITS OVER ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER FAILURE

>>9377
>I wish I was a trust fund baby so I could just neetmaxx.
I wish I just had some marketable craft I could do from home so I could become a shut-in
maybe its time to realize my life-long plans of learning poker and being just good enough to pay rent

>>9377
>Like a transition golem?
no? they look nothing like women
I mean the type of women who actually look like women but are just ugly to the point where they could theoretically just be a deep-rooted mtf like https://youtube.com/watch?v=-opBifFfsMY [Embed]

>>9380
But this is a mtf.
Well there probably are women that look as bad if not worse but that's just life, I wasn't born with perfect genes either.
Also I've seen only singular cases (of women) like that and it still could be said that there's a market there if she just matches with a man that's around as bad looking.

>>9381
yes I know and thats what the point of the message was. There are women who are unlucky enough to the point where you would have to do have a double take to understand if they were a tranny or just an ugly broad with an equally ugly voice

C'est fini 😿, I need (You) to be with me on liveposting in 2 hours and hold my paw while I fail my excel statistics exam (again) and will have to drop out and get a job 😿

elon musk tweet:

>Starmer was complicit in the RAPE OF BRITAIN when he was head of Crown Prosecution for 6 years.
>Starmer must go and he must face charges for his complicity in the worst mass crime in the history of Britain.

zamn do you think he's been reading my neko posts

>>9384
bree, my beloved...

>>9383
You're not allowed to fail buddy, I do not give you my permission to fail.
>>9384
>elon musk tweet
After his recent schizo outburst I do not trust anything he has to say.
Not that I followed or cared about him before, but at least I was willing to give him benefit of doubt.

>>9386
>After his recent schizo outburst I do not trust anything he has to say.
Don't tell me that you ever trusted anything he said

>it's another one of girl becoming a big fat slob in realtime while you scroll through her tiktok page episode
I dunno if I can take much more bros...

incel statistic exam incoming in 15 minutes everyone prepare and boot up your liveposting thrusters

>>9387
NTN (not that neko) BIUTLEM (but i used to like elon musk) BWHWACG (back when he was a cool guy) NHJLLADI (now he just looks like a desperate incel) TRMITWDFTAO4HP (the richest man in the world desperate for the approval of 4chan how pathetic) IMAATHPCWR (i must also acknowledge that his previous coolness wasnt real) HHABALTCFT (he has always been a loser taking credit for things) TEMD

>>9390
the lack of punctuation makes this unbearable to read

>>9391
yea i also hate it when someone writes run on sentences without any punctuation and i would personally never do it its below me and would be awfully petty

>>9391
Sorry everypony, I forgot to add punctuation to my last post. I'll not forget next time. Brohoof. /)

>>9393
(\

also when was elon ever a "cool guy"
he was just rich

>>9395
Early days I thought SpaceX was cool as fuck. (I was 12)

>>9396
I don't think that's a bad thing. You can be excited about SpaceX doing their space things without putting Elon on a pedestal.
Although I do not follow SpaceX so I don't know how bad or good their progress is.

>>9397
Yeah but at the time I kind of assumed it was just him funding it, and not that he was the beneficiary of very generous government contracts. So it's a win for socialism, not President Elon.

>>9389
>asked us to be ON the liveposting WAITING
>doesn't post anything else
Thoughts? Opinions? FUCK YOU?

>>9399
Professor Neko caught him trying to cheat xD

there are 110 of us liveposting right now

>>9400
It's over, he's going homeless, and all his fus on his drive too...
Gone so early...

>>9402
the background song in this tok is called The Penis (Eek!)

>>9403
This is not a lie, I just factchecked it.

why does someone keep livetyping something and then not posting it

>>9405
He's the schizo living in your walls

>>9407
theory: the only people that got into cosplay all those years and years ago were the shut-ins and outcasts that weren't accepted into normalhood. the same people would later grow up and be susceptible to joining fringe personality cultures like transhood or whatever
tokfus that get into cosplay now are just doing it cus anime is popular

>>9408
This theory has been debunked.

BUT THATS JUST A... GAME THEORY
>>9408
I dunno, maybe, probably, I don't think they're less susceptible nowadays either. It's just me lamenting women getting fat which is just a fact of life since not every single one will still keep up the normal weight they've had 6 years ago.
Sucks to suck I guess, I think like around 50% just nuked the accounts too, soooooo basically there's not much left but maybe I'll post some old toks from time to time now.

I hope everypony is excited for the return to actual movies tomorrow! No more Louis Theroux.

Overing status: Moe moe nyan, moe moe nyan, shukushuku shukusha, nyan nyan nyan nyu nyu nyu

girls with strong leggies....

>>9409
the burden of proof lies on you with this statement and you provided none so that means that you are wrong and I win. Concession accepted

>>9411
singular, not plural

>>9412
He's losing it. Absolutely over...

i have two wolves inside me.
one wants to draw anime women with knives
the other wants to draw humanoid animals with tits

>>9417
Both are gay.
GOTIM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>9418
awoooooo (means it's over)

>>9420
those enemies? zambian children (drone striked for trying to unionize (shouldve been happy they could work under a such a talented individual such as Mr. King Elon Reeve Musk

just found out that "fren" is actually a dogwhistle for "far right ethno nationalist", I thought it was just some apustaja babytalk version of "friend"
goes to show that dogwhistling actually works

>>9422
>(a backronym)
Yea 100% total cope. Never heard it being defined as that and don't care.

>>9420
She changed her name on X to Kekius Maximus. She literally parrots 2016 /pol/ memes despite being a billionaire.

>>9423
>and don't care
cared enough to reply and argue against it, huh

Lmao, @shlswabbit made an alt that was named @azutii that I downloaded a bit of just for funsies, the same day she just changed her name and privated the account

>>9426
❕ ALERT: YOUR PROFILE IS BEING DOWNLOADED BY THE HACKER KNOWN AS ENDCHAN ❕

>>9427
I DIDNT EVEN POST ANY OF THE TOKS FROM HER NEW PROFILE
There's actually 0 chance unless she's in this thread RIGHT NOW lurking

It's not even the first time it happened too, I remember there was another fu that I've downloaded and the same day she went private... I think I might just be cursed

TOK OF THE YEAR JUST DROPPED.

>@suzuax
>This account is private.
Okay wtf is happening... Is this some kind of new years resolutions thing?
>>9430
I mean... It's not bad but it's definitely not the best acid tok by a mile.

>>9431
But Suzu's main is still up? Weird...

>>9432
Tbh not as strange as that other girl since this was Susu's secondary channel and she mostly posted non-cos content there.

>talk about susu
>open tiktok
>first tok is a susu tok
I really like Acid, I think Acid makes good tiktoks. I would like to see an acid tiktok. Acid acid acid.

>>9434
update: didnt work

>>9435
Try GROW GROW GROW next time

It worked and now he's a Chad 6'4 and left the board and all the nekos...
;_;

kino tok, it has all our 3 main interests in it, tenshi, valorant and AI

>>9438
You've made me watch this and now I hate you. You're now my ENEMY 🖕ᗜ˰ᗜ🖕

>>9430
I used to karaoke that song on LEGO® Rock Band (it's a game like osu! except the songs have guitars and are frickin epic unlike your baka weeb game) before my BITCH MUM threw my Wii away.
So much time and still can't make my mind up if that cover is cringe or not though.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lYOSdI_91WM [Embed]

>planned to draw for a few hours, work on my assignment for a few hours and then watch a few episodes of my show until I fall asleep
>procrastinated for too long that I threw everything out of sync. drew for too long that I am now encroaching on my bedtime and I havent even opened the assignment yet
fail!

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>>9444
nice trips, wdyp?

This board doesn't show up on the front page, or board index, so monero chan poster must be a real certified neko (ignore how half the recent posts on the front page of endchan is him spamming on every other board)

>>9444
>monero chan
This cannot be real, what person that knows about monero and is into it would EVER fucking trust a chan that is trying to advertise like that.
Literally monero users are the most paranoid fuckers I've ever seen.
>>9446
There are other ways, including but not limited to the board might be indexed by google and the board showing up in recent images when we post any image.

Swedeneko, your response to the accusation that you're spamming endchan about Monero Chan?

>>9448
How much monero are you holding?

>>9449
for >>9447

>>9449
>>9450
0, I don't hold any coins at all, I just know like most basic stuff (about crypto) and follow some really paranoid people on yt that talk about internet privacy.
Btw the first rule of Monero is to run your own node if you want privacy, which I doubt that chan honeypot would facilitate.

>>9440
Korn's 'Word Up' is confirmably kek, not cringe. I'd even say it beats the original

chazfu, funkyposter when he was in his mid 20s and charlie chaplin

the attempt I did before pulling a tutorial up didnt go so well
who does he post

>>9454
Holy fuck it's Nort Hernlion

He's thinking about me, every night oh
Isn't that sweet I guess so
Say you can't sleep, baby I know
That's that me endneko

>>9453
Yea, I looked like bald Hitler in my mid 20s, how did you know?
>>9456
I relate to this, he's thinking about me all night...

my magic the gathering cards arrived! yippee! now i can spend like 2 hours organising them. (1500 in total)

>>9458
What's magic about them and what are they gathering?
Yea this is the best I've got

I might've missed like 37 toks out of which most are not available in HD anymore just because I wrote the nick without an _ in the middle.
Whoops.

>Wojak Bodyguard
he guards the 'jaks

>>9458
It's taken me 2 hours and 20 minutes but I've organised all the cards and built ONE (1) deck. Green mana Elf deck.
>>9459
the cards are magic and (You) are gathering your party before venturing forth

>>9462
>the cards are magic and (You) are gathering your party before venturing forth
This really updated my journal.
>It's taken me 2 hours and 20 minutes but I've organised all the cards and built ONE (1) deck.
Only 23 more to go.

>>9463
I used almost all my green lands for a singular green deck, and I only have one single mana commander left and it's white. I'm probably gonna make a Blue/Black and a White/Black/Red deck, maybe if I've got enough white left over I can do a single mana white deck.

>>9462
are you gonna play with bgcanimatorgirl

>>9465
Yes.

>>9466
you are IN LOVE with her. Its obvious. No man who was NOT dreaming about his irlfu would take a pic on his phone, import it to PC, open an image editing software and place text on it before sending it off. You want to MARRY her. I will attend the wedding.

I already booked my flight tickets and will be at your wedding. This will be my getaway from The Great Icy North and I will travel southwards to your sunny southern european country where I will find my 10/10 in bongland wife to watch the footy with.

>>9467
It's more that I am paranoid about doxxing myself but also too lazy to spend 2 minutes learning how image metadata works, so I upload every image into photoshop or paint and make slight adjustments which I think removes the metadata.

I once, in 2013, read on 4chan that exif data can doxx your exact location and kill 3.4 million bosnians. I don't want that.

I will not marry her I just like magic the gathering

ZOMG SHE REPLIED TO MY DISCORD MESSAGE RIGHT THIS SECOND LETS FREAKER GOOOO

>>9469
in this thumbnail reki looks like the type of man to prey on women at the club

>>9468
>10/10 in bongland wife
Attaching her.
>>9470
It's a very unfortunate thumbnail..

>>9471
2/10 in glorious Denmark

>>9472
You're right, she needs more facial piercings to reach the 10/10 status.

If I did end up marrying her that would be pretty funny right? I spent like 6 months blogposting about how I'm not attracted to her. Haha, just imagine. That'd be so fucking funny if that happened.

>>9468
>10/10 in bongland wife
Does he know?
>>9470
>the type of man to prey on women at the club
That's me :)
>>9473
>she needs more facial piercings
The worst part: she can still fit more facial piercings. It's possible. I've seen it.

>>9474
we all know you arent together with here yet, given how often you post on neko. no neko with a girlfriend would be here that frequently if that was the case. the only thing that's missing is that you need to give her your resume and say "are you taking applications?" because thats how you get a wife these days

>>9476
>no neko with a girlfriend would be here that frequently
So true! Bingo posts once every 2 weeks. We are all eagerly awaiting his next post.

Asra and Nozzomi linked up, need it or keep it?

This means I can now form a link between Clover and Reki, because Clover has cosplayed with Asra, Asra with Noemi, and Noemi with Reki.

How many people do (You) post can you link together in this manner?

>>9477
>Bingo posts once every 2 weeks.
There's no way it was only 2 weeks since his last blogpost. It had to be more. Unless we're talking about rolling 2 weeks

>>9478
>How many people do (You) post can you link together in this manner?
I have never seen bubba juice or bolha suco in the same tok at the same time, wtf

>>9478
I can link all my cavefus together with the existence of this single tok

>>9481
He's too powerful SOMEONE STOP HIM

>>9481
I only recognise rynkerbelle and maybe rockruff in the miku cos but im not sure

>>9483
There's no rynkerbelle, you are a FAKE FAN.

💞 crossover episode of the century 🥹💞 @nekostarss @SwaggyCucumber @1Kyle8 @kora.aura @rocky @marmarbinky @cat @Lexi🪿 @Celebi #animeweekendatlanta #awa24 #cosplay

>>9483
Which one of them is Rynker, neko?
>>9484
DELETE THIS POST ONLY ONE OF US CAN NEG HIM

>>9484
>@kora.aura
maybe the police was kora and not rynker
i mix these two broads up cus they look the same sand the nose

sans* the nose

Morrowind's Tamriel Rebuilt mod is so good that I'm making another post saying how good it is.

Today I am roleplaying as a employee of the East Empire Company, my jobs have been gathering up written reports which required walking around an office and talking to people, calming down an angry customer who wanted a refund, and then haggling with merchants and offering them different goods to make up for their shipments being delayed.

According to the Wiki, if you have high mercantile skill, you can even succeed in making those merchants pay for the new goods, and thus earn the company more profit, and net yourself a bigger bonus for the job. Skills being used in dialogue? It is just like new vegas. Thank you morrozoomers.

>sans
haha

>>9486
>they look the same
Neko... one is bri'ish and the other is chinese...

>>9490
all britishmen are actually chinese plants with mongol genes
t. seent it in a dream

'member that time I won Cards Against Humanity? (The prize was Remy's hand in marriage) ((real)) (((this actually happened)))

>>9493
wtf, I didn't write this post but it's written as if it was

the cosplay we've all been waiting for Mita from MiSide (nobody knows what this is)

>>9495
You'd knew what it was if you didn't go on your silly incel walks and stayed on the twitchers till morning >>9095

>>9496
I'm still waiting for the Katawa Shoujo cosplays :)

>>9497
nobody knows of that shit game so no fu will ever cosplay it
fact checked post by the neko patriot league

>>9498
>shit game
judging from your taste you're a shizune fan xD

>>9264
movie movie movie?

Just watched Rear Window (1954) and HERE'S what I thought of it:

I would like to have sexo with Grace Kelly

Mr President, a second acid tok has hit 2025.

>>9501
>spoiler
Truly a deep thought neko, you're like a philosopher of our time
>>9502
Let's fucking gooooooo, and look at that, another Kay too, we cannot stop winning
Was she always this chubby? I don't even watch her toks often enough, every single time I do it's to do this stupid canthinky/Kay/softysaeran joke

>>9503
FUNKY! little monkey she's the twisted trickster
>spoiler
I don't think things have changed significantly in the last year and a half

>>9504
>FUNKY!
So that's what it says, I was definitely hearing expletives instead lmao
>I don't think things have changed significantly in the last year and a half
Probably, shows how invested I am if I forget how she looks 5 minutes after posting her (barring the face)

But since you've said the codeword I GOTTA POST FUNKY!

>>9505
As the #1 Kay fan here, it is my job to remember these things incase anyone asks

>>9500
forgot. gg
next saturday if i remember by then

>>9507
I thought your internet died or something.
Oh well, happens to the best of us (only you) (you're the WORST) (I HATE YOU!!!)

>>9508
>I thought your internet died or something.
no I've been locked in, hyperfocused playing a japanese erogame (I did not unlock any sexy scenes during these 2 hours I played this session (I am 11 hours into my safe file))

>>9509
Should've been playing My Femboy Roommate, you wouldn't last 2 hours

>>9507
>forgot.gg
i went to this site and it asked for my bank account details??

>>9511
You should've put them in, it's a secret meeting spot :3

>>9512
There's no money left there anyway, I spent them all on neko socks and neko stocks

>>9513
>I spent them all on neko socks and neko stocks
>didn't spent any on the Tenshi swifted
It's over for the Tenshi fans, they will never recover...

I didn't post this saya, I think it's a good saya.

>>9510
why would I not last 2 hours? Is the game that short and/or boring?

>>9515
I dunno, haven't played it, it was just a lewd joke :)
Though I've read some steam reviews back when it was on steam and they were saying it's not overly long.

>>9516
If you are insinuating what I think you are insinuating, I am NOT gay.
AND: it is no nut new year and my high score from last year was 2 months aka 18% of the year so this time I am going for at least 3 aka 25%

>>9517
>I am NOT gay.
Yea but is it gay if you do it with a cute femboy?
Some food for thought Mr Straight.
>my high score from last year was 2 months
Damn, you are definitely dedicated if anything.
For me the New Years is more about working out consistently though

>>9518
>For me the New Years is more about working out consistently though
I already consistently don't work out so trying to do some uprooting there would be too much effort and I think I'll save that for spring or summer
>You are definitely dedicated
I would've gotten til at least summer had I not started playing league in late february. After like 100 games in less than 2 weeks, I was so completely drained of all dopamine and joy in life that there were only two ways to get some back, and I was not planning on taking any MDMA anytime soon

>>9519
>I already consistently don't work out
Everybody can do that. Do better senator.
>second part
I would elaborate but I genuinely think the topic of my habits in that area is... TMI.
>I was not planning on taking any MDMA anytime soon
Time to lock in that phenibut order bud :^)

😁

youtube please stop recommending me >1 hour long videos
I dont have the time not patience to watch these things anymore. At best I put one of them on at night and repeat it the 30 times it takes me to watch it through starting from where I last remember from yesterday's session
but every video you recommend? I dont CARE about the scale of volcanoes. FUCK YOU
WHAT THE FUCK
WHO CARES ABOUT THIS
YOU HAVE RECOMMENDED THIS VALHEIM VIDEO TO ME FOR 5 MONTHS STRAIGHT AND I HAVENT EVEN AS MUCH AS HOVERED OVER IT ONCE. NOT ONCE.
FUCK YOU
>Internal flood error. Only magrathea.endchan.net is allowed to post
what the hecko

WTF IS GOING ON IM LOSING IT

>>9522
I've got a great advice for you bud.
If it makes you so angry, why not click the 3 dots and then "Do not recommend" or "Do not recommend this channel"?
I do that when it tries to push a video that I will never click and it just disappears :)
>The site is going under maintenance and all of it's functionalities are disabled temporarily.
Uhhhh, it only works when you post on the magrathea.endchan.net, in case anyone is confused like I was just a second ago.
I already hate it because it's different

They all hate me... ;_;

>>9525
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>>9526
Yea?
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It didn't work :(

new acid life is wonderful
>post on magrathea, moderate on .net
this site gets worse every day.
>>9528
Board rules is max 5 files
>>9527
howdy

took me 4 minutes to upload that last post...

>>9530
>Board rules is max 5 files
Yea I assumed it won't work but I wanted to check
>moderate on .net
That is funny too, there's another thing that's public on magrathea that I dunno if it should for keen eyed

Oh yea and finally the second and fourth attachments work in thread and also hevc works in my browser but I dunno if it's endchans fault or firefox got updated.

Also also
>didn't post all the new acids

And does it fucking piss me off so much that it does the newline after greentext for NO REASON

>>9532
I have posted all new acids though???

>>9534
I didn't have that acid that I posted in my archive, which is strange because it's like half a year old and I was regularly archiving then

>>9535
You posted an acid?

wake up
its da first of da month

Have you wished her a Happy Birthday yet?

>>9536
Yea she's right behind Kirby.
>>9537
False, false and the attachment is false.
Liarneko.
>>9538
No.

>>9539
Thank you kind sir! This cosplay is pretty cute, shame she's only done 2 toks of it.

>>9540
>shame she's only done 2 toks of it
I ran the backwards downloader again since I assumed tiktok unbanned some toks because the other one showed up. There were 4 but this one was the most interesting.

>>9541
Damn, Acid looks just like Susu in this tok.

>>9543
Conspiracy? Yeah, I'm gonna Deus Ex (one day I will actually beat this game)

merry christmas to the nekos

>>9546
>Party with friends
Glad she's doing better (hopefully)
>I just woke up from a 2 hour nap, now I'm gonna do some GAMING.
Good luck with your GAMING :)
I should be working out, but I don't feel like it, but I should so I probably will...

>>9547
It was unfortunately a lead up to another story post today about how she's pretty exhausted but enjoyed the day with her friends. I suppose being able to go out with her friends and then be tired is better than being too tired/sick to do it in the first place, so it's progress :D
>working out
yeah how about you work out those MATH PUZZLES. stay in school kids. pugs not drugs, okay?

>>9548
>yeah how about you work out those MATH PUZZLES
>does not post the puzzles
MAXIMUM CRINGE, I DISAVOW this post
>be tired
I mean at least she's able to do things even if it's all so tiresome. Anyway where posts Shrivix HUH? HUH? HUH? Where's my AWOOGA?

>>9550
UHHHHH WHAT THE FLIP
I was just kidding about her not posting but those are really teetering on the edge of softcore damn...
>curved
She's at the higher end of acceptable weight for me but if she doesn't get fatter it's fine.

>>9551
>but if she doesn't get fatter it's fine.
what if she gets fatter but then writes FAKE BODY on all her posts? then it's okay but it's not her body, checkmate tiktok algorithm

>nekos tell me to workout
>instagram commentators say dont work out
make it make sense

>>9553
Yea, I am 100% sure you will not look like a woman no matter how much you work out buddy, I'm sorry.
Also she might not work out, or if she does it doesn't have to be very strict, what she's strict about though is her caloric intake clearly since she's almost Mr Skeltal level.

>This is genetics u wouldn't achieve this same body
>She's naturally built like this
I forgot to add that this is maximum cope, you can probably get pretty close to that for anyone (woman), it just requires sheer willpower that is outside the realm of reality for those fatties.
Classic crabbing for women by women.
>She doesn't (...) have a particular diet
This is the funniest one LMAO

>>9554
>>9555
tried to reply, wont even send maga posts anymore. slowhole.

all comments copemaxxing are women. lo L

Drop the furrykino already!! 💢💢

>>9557
I don't get the people that are excited by this. The vibe I'm getting from this video is she's genuinely annoyed and can't get the shot she wants whatever she's going for.
But also CATWOMAN? HALLE BERRY? LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Attachment related: bonk horny nekos.

>>9558
>The vibe I'm getting from this vidoe is she's genuinely annoyed
That's why it's easy for me to self insert into the video, women hate me :^)

>>9559
>That's why it's easy for me to self insert into the video, women hate me :^)
Truly OF content machines have surpassed my wildest dreams.
>women hate me
Though that part is relatable :)

>chinsu_cosplay
>this user has no content
What the flip is flipping going on...
I mean I imagine she wasn't getting the best response to her doing her thing but that's just sad to see.

>1 minute ago
When you log into tiktok.com and see a brand new tok, yeah, life is wonderful
>>9560
Furhaps she was simply disillusioned with cosplaying and how expensive it is. Looking at her background, she has other expensive hobbies, so it might've been a one or the other type of thing.

>>9561
Maybe I should've posted her when attaching, this is chinsu, the other one was milky_muno, both are funkys friends but I mostly keep track of them because they're friends.
I mean there are obvious selfish reasons for me that she keeps uploading, but other than that I just kinda feel bad for her, more than anything else. Even though I've got no idea why she stopped and maybe it's just burnout or something.
Anyway today is chest day LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this magratthea shit is cancer and I dont want to use it

>>9563
>>9564
>>9565
I'm using it solely to post, and then reading new posts on endchan. It is still awful that we're being forced to do this.

In happier, more wonderful news, I just built a new tri-mana deck that's gonna roll over BGC Girl's weak pathetic decks :D

>>9564
>"Too many requests"
Lmao
>its off by an hour
That was always a thing for me on endchan, never went away.
>no liveposting on magrathea
Yeap, not that it was very well supported but it was almost good enough.
>>9565
Wait till you see how it formats greentext. Adding newline on display after every single one is a bold new strategy.
>>9566
>I just built a new tri-mana deck that's gonna roll over BGC Girl's weak pathetic decks :D
Inb4 you lose every single time :D

Tenshi is doing a birthday subathon. She has been live for one hour. She has received 515 subs in one hour.

515 subway sandwiches... a meal to surpass 48 donuts.

>>9567
I'll probably win most of the games, I'm pretty decent at magic and she forgets basic rules often despite playing a lot more magic than me.

*attacks you*
how would you respond in this situation

>>9568
>515 subway sandwiches... a meal to surpass 48 donuts.
It's over, the donutneko is finished, he will never be able to eat five hundred fifteen subway sandwiches in one meal.
>>9569
>spoiler
Lmao what an airhead. I presume you've already got the ring ready and are just waiting for an occasion :^)

>>9570
Look at her arms and the telegraphing, if you cannot block the punches after the first one you have to be baby weak.

>hover over a spoiler
>cursor fucking disappears
im closing magrathea

>>9573
How are you going to post then buddy?

i HATE [local bus company]

before christmas? buses weren't running along X road
last week? buses were running along X road
today? buses aren't running along X road but they say they are

Ended up having to walk 25 minutes to a bus stop that's actually being serviced for real, only to wait 20 minutes for a bus to show up, despite them being listed as every 10 minutes and there being 2 buses running this route.

yeah, i fucking bus bus bus bus bus bus bus bus bus

life is wonderful because im back home, warm, eating lasagna ON A MONDAY. yeah im pretty much garfield
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hB_uid2E2r8 [Embed]

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:D