Another first post goes to the funky gang, LATAM bros cannot stop winning!!!!!1111
>it's Christmas TOMORROW
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Naughty List Nekos ww@?

>>8279
Don't be so stressed out muffin, TikWM wasn't working (well) last night and giving me SDtoks when I clearly clicked on the HD button! (SDtoks are always in H264 ^_^)
My new friend? TikDownloader.io ;3

>>8283
SnapTik toks with the watermark >>>>>>

What I was trying to post yesterday for like 3 hours is that you can probably find a cute swede if you scour the #närcon tag because thats the biggest anime convention here

idk whats up with endchan but i have to refresh my page every now and then just to complete a captcha if I want to refresh the thread
i think the site got ddosed or something and now the sitemin turned on some cloudflare shizz

>>8286
I tried typing it yesterday but wasnt able to but yeah the reason why scandi fus all are weird looking is because the only ones that get into weird alt-hobbies like that are the ones that got teased in middle school
I am not an exception

I think that when the online spaces / hobbies I frequent or practice become filled with young people, I will have to quit the internet
My pride doesnt allow for me to be around people born after 2004

>>8286
>Very bold to post Funky after forgetting her birthday last week...
Did she? I don't actually remember so yea :)
Genuinely would care more about any of yours birthday tbh famalam

I'm gonna be like 40 min late ahahahaha fuck you bossman

>>8290
the only birthday we roughly know is uglyposters' (formerly known as rekiposter) because theres an old chen thread when that was

>>8292
And YET nobody wished me a happy birthday this year. Curious...

>>8293
Im banned from the ekoche so I couldnt look the thread date up

>>8293
I am also banned from the ekoche

ekoche home of the eko

of the eko
the eko
eko

>>8297
+2

>>8297
It's obvious from how funny you are that you post Funkertron

>>8299
It is indeed me the Funkertron poster haha, thank you, thank you.
I've got the best jokes.

thought of the snapped suspension joke again
haha

>>8301
Certified comedy kino. Nearly a year since it was posted.

>try to slip out early (on time)
>bossman is wide awake and reminds me I was late so have to stay late
He's sleeping for everything else but when mandem has a chance to bring this bludclaaart down, he sticks his gyatt out

Get back into the Amazon Cage (tm) wagie

>>8303
>arrive late, leave late
I dont see the problem with this

my cousin reposted a pic of her with a guy friend of hers and I thought it was forsen for a good second before looking closer

>>8305
t. Bossman

so trve....

>>8308
Okay buddy, this one was just an excuse to post furry porn...

>>8309
porn?

So, is TokTok really getting banned in the US and I should learn how to scrape my burgerfus or does nothing ever happens?

>>8312
The usual disclaimer would be I am not a lawyer but if you don't know that a post here is not legal advice I have bad news.
In general you can see that they have a deadline of 19th Jan 2025 and are still trying to push through to the Supreme Court, highly doubtful it will help so that's a very low chance there. Personally I think Trump/whoever is the president at that point, just wants them to do concessions, either by selling off the part working in US to a fully American subsidiary, or something else that's more intricate, but less likely to go through (for example they would have to be able to provide proof that the data collected is stored only on US soil, very improbable).
In case all of this fails there's always a decent chance that American fus will start suddenly using vpns, of course that would also mean android phones but I guess if someone will set up a vpn they know how to "sideload" apps.
I've got no idea how the ban might work outside the app, since that's the only avenue that they can easily control by banning it from play/apple store.

>>8313
Could you explain it like if I was a LATAMposter?

>>8314
But I am a LATAMposter and I wrote the explanation...
My bet would be on TikTok selling off the American part of the app which means business as usual for us (maybe)

>connection failed on every vpn I try
Using phone mobile data to test post

>>8316
connection failed means you gotta refresh and pass the captcha

>>8317
Were it so easy. The captcha doesn't show up for me even if I refresh, use icognito or clear my cookies out of the cookie jar.

Nevermind, it showed up and I can post now. I hate this fricking slowhole so fricking much.

was hanging out with GDQ Female yesterday, and the topic of trains came up, she expressed some pretty based views on attention seeking behaviour rampant at the Georgian Defence Quadrant. Mabye the world isn't lost, even libshark zoomers think trains are going too far, and they prefer other modes of transportation like the bus.

Project Zomboid has added RANCHING as a new feature in the latest build. Just found this little place with some vegetables growing and a fenced off chicken area.

Kinda crazy. I love georgians though, so I shall care for these chickens.

>>8321
>new chjaracter
told you thjat you DIED you NOOB

>>8322
i had to make a new character for the update...

>chickens didn't have water for a day so they all just DISAPPEARED
>didn't die and leave nice eatable corpses, they shrimply just left
great game, FUCK YOU INDIE STONE.

>>8324
noob alert 🚨🚨🚨🚨 noob spotted....

>>8324
nevermind... the chickens... they came back... epic bugs...

in celebration, i build water trough for she and spend hours filling it up with water bottles.
>>8325
yeah buster brawn you wouldnt last a DAY in zomboid, pipe down pipsqueek, the 'boids will hear you zomming down 48 donuts.

>>8326
>you wouldnt last a DAY in zomboid
with a trusty shotgun in my hand and Twenty One Pilots blasting through the headphones attached to my mp3 player, I will survive aeons

>>8327
>has to use guns
noob alert 🚨🚨🚨🚨 noob spotted....

>>8312
tbh the impact won't just be on burgerfus. third worlders will just take over the comment sections and eurofus will be scared away

>>8313
think its over tbh. trump takes over the day after it goes into effect, and president can't unilaterally overturn a law anyway. If its just taken off the app store maybe the platform will chug on for a while longer though

>>8329
D'yo know what really grinds my gears? America can threaten to ban tiktok... just for being chinesely, but big tech companies like Microsoft and Apple and Google and ELON MUSK can just not pay taxes and governments are fine with it?

If I was Prime Minister Keir Starmer of Brittania I would draft a law to BAN these companies until they started paying tax!!!

Then I would use that tax to invest in genetically engineered catgirls so every man can have a catgirl wife.

fat bitches be like
>im curvy
no you whale you are CURVED
you have ONE curve and its convex in nature
curvy women have a mix of convex and concave. their waist is concave and their hips are convex. FAT BITCHES ARE ONLY CONVEX ITS ONE CIRCLE

>>8331
pop off king, and enjoy the trips with your next post

sincerely signed, the duke of nekodom

just blocked another canthinky fan account
it was talking about gooning to her toks mhm yes good fans of hers

>>8333
>stole trips
>blocked MY account
This is the worst christmas ever!

>>8334
you had a full 5 hours to claim them buddy

>>8335
Don't call me buddy! I'm schizo!!!

could somebody please provide me with some long form audio content to fill my ears while I play factorio

>>8337
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qf-cmmXpuK0 [Embed]
Ive been listening to this to fall asleep for the past 10 days

>>8329
>If its just taken off the app store maybe the platform will chug on for a while longer though
This is literally what they want to do, which is not even a ban, more like an inconvenience for Apple users.
Also it doesn't matter who is the president since I'm pretty sure Trump supports the ban, it's all about TikToks resistance to fracturing the app (which they actually already do with the Chinese version but they wouldn't want you to know about it :)

>Liar, liar… nearly 4 in 10 hiring managers admit to lying to candidates
You were saying about feeling bad for lying on your resume bud?

Gonna buy myself a drawing tablet for Christmas and draw epic OC pwning the libtards on neko

>>8341
But there's no libtards on neko, there's only based right wing Kayposters since as we know Kaychan is home of the Kaynekos

I am a leftie neko. Guess who I post.

>>8343
Trinity?

>>8344
Haven't heard that name in a loooong time

>>8345
I don't even know who trinity is, I just picked a name that I didn't associate with a tooker.

I'm somewhat confident the last twenty or so posts were all AI generated.

If bingogirl says "brought" again when she means "bought" I am going to loosen my screws fr fr

>>8346
thats chip's name

anyways, on to a fun fact:
of the 60 people convicted for deadly violence in 2022, almost 2/3rds have a foreign backgrouind. For murders with relations to gang violence, all 18, or 100%, have such a background.
Top comment in reply to this finding
>I knew this even before reading the article
lol

my fu fell for the "sorry I reported your account accidentally and you have to submit an appeal ticket to steam or you will lose your account sorry again" scam and ended up losing her whole steam account
I thought she was smart...

>>8350
How many games?

>>8351
no way to see anymore, account was anonymized and made private after she got scammed

Not been shitting well these last few days. Not at all.

>>8353
Ever since I started my new job, I've been shitting bang on 5pm every day. When does my shift start? 5pm of course.

>she went live for 3 hours and I missed it all
que pena.... acabou

>>8355
Everyone missed it, we were too busy watching our chudfu get so many epic Victory Royales to care.

>>8354
Isn't that good though? You still get paid :)

>>8356
kinda cba subbing just to download the vod
she isnt gonna stream for another 10 months anyways

why the css of this site so fucked?

the tablet finally arrives but without the cable to use it and with minor scratches on the surface
for "Completely new – Unused in original package", should I be annoying and open a claim? Im half-and-half on just accepting it as it is and clenching my fist in my pocket about it

>>8359
Funny, it was okay like a few weeks back and I practically never go into catalog so I thought you're elaborate trolling.
Lmao, it's also only on private boards or something because I went into some random public ones and it's fine as it should be.

>>8360
Depends, how much money did you get scammed out of, comparing new to used?

>>8362
I paid half new price for it and its fully functional, I just have to get a new cable for like 13 euro
but its an older product so people arent selling it for full price online
I think the scratches are cosmetic since I cant feel them and comparing the look of it to other ones being sold on the same site this one is basically pristine, like the fagdane had just taken it out, touched it twice (with a tad bit too much pressure) and put it back in the box
so all in all, its just the cable and if I open a claim I'd have to wait for the website staff to "review the claim" and then for weeks to get my money back or the cable given that this guy waited literally 6,5 days to send his stuff when he had a max of 7 to do so
I might just let it slip cus it was cheap already and it'll be too much of a headache to dispute

>>8361
How is it supposed to look?
>trolling
trolling who and about what?

This is even worse

>>8358
Too cheap to buy an actual drawing tablet, too stingy to support his fu... Think of how far a single krona would go in the favela...
[spoiler]https://pixeldrain.com/u/GcyWPvys[/spoiler]

>>8366
>Too cheap to buy an actual drawing tablet
How? Drawing tablets are already very cheap. You can find tons of models, unless you're saying that only the ones with big screens count

>>8366
>he subbed
I can upload the two older streams for you if you want them, I have those archived

>>8363
>I might just let it slip cus it was cheap already and it'll be too much of a headache to dispute
Yea if it was already cheap (in comparison to other listings) then personally I wouldn't bother.
>>8364
I dunno, that's why I've said elaborate.
>How is it supposed to look?
Go into any board on here that's public.
>>8365
Nvm, it's something with your browser too.
This is how it should look like normally, without the funny overlay.

Oh, nvm, it's just catalog fuck up (everywhere), I do remember it was properly centered before

I zoomed out but this is what agatha2's catalog looks like for me

>>8371
Okay, maybe I worded that wrong. What I mean is that the design is not "very human," a.k.a. ugly

>theres a kay general on agatha2 and in the first 20 or so posts they talk about how she sells nudes to transmin and other posters
hmmmm

>>8371
Yea, I'm retarded and screenshotted the board instead.
But I'm pretty certain the top thread making thing was properly centered before (pretty much looking like on the screen), they just fucked it up at some point.

>>8374
yeah I have a vague memory of that being the case, at least back when ChudPorkerton accidentally made a new thread instead of making a post in the existing thread because I remember going into the catalog wondering how the fuck you mess that up and seeing it centered

>>8373
I dunno, I don't feel like it's true but either way it doesn't really change much whether she does or doesn't.
You gotta weigh that she might have a very dedicated schizo following thanks to posting on the cave, as in basically antis for vtubers or something.

>>8371
Heh, I know you nekos never had any experience with the opposite gender, but just letting you losers know I've had TWO different girls posted in that board give me attention. Yeah, hahaahahahaha, stay chaste my cute dear nekos.

Can we get rid of all the NON-VIRGINS already????

>>8377
>never had any experience with the opposite gender
>>8377
>never had any experience with the opposite gender
Who is bro talking to? Most nekos are sex havers, and that's a FACT

you guys call me a virginneko but I have photoshopped a picture that says that kay liked my comment (I havent left a comment, I had to leave one on a league of legends tok and photoshop the name and profile pic to bonis) so UP YOURS. I am out of here, I am a coolneko now.

>>8380
i FAILPOSTED ITS OVER
ITS SO OVER
i just noticed it now an hour later

>>8373
I think >>8376 is right. They're Kay antis. Jealous that Kay has a boyfriend irl now and isn't 14 anymore.

It happened to bonbi. It's happening to Kay. She's finally moving on from attention seeking and her 'fans' are retaliating in the only way they know how, posting on an imageboard.

Kay won. Caveposters seething eternity. Liberalism won. Biden won. Trump lost. Hard.

>>8375
>ChudPorkerton
Fuck you for making me laugh on the bus. And >>8377 FUCK YOU for being a non-vorgin sex having chadrick. Neko is the home of the INCELS who HATE WOMEN.

Ancient nekos remember when abbles called us 4chuds incels... I miss babbles, shame he died from testosterone overdose...

>>8382
>>8382
>She's finally moving on from attention seeking
I dont think she is, I saw a video of her saying "Lets see what's on endchan" posted on /wsg/

>>8384
Well, she is still a teenager and probably still likes the attention. It is what it is. If it wasn't Kay, it'd have been someone else.

>rare TTRPG book I want on Ebay
>it's on auction so I'll probably have to pay an arm and a leg for it
Ahhhhh

>>8385
>If it wasn't Kay, it'd have been someone else.
idk what youre replying to anymore

>>8387
Me neither. How was your day? Mine has been decent. I'm stuck at work and there's LITERALLY nothing to do. Universities are shut down this late in the year, so I'm showing up to clean the offices of the two lecturers that are bothering to come in. It's not so bad, only, the buses are now more infrequent as they're servicing nobody. I can maybe run to catch one, but it'll be close.

Project Zomboid build 42 is pretty cool! Looking forward to playing more of that when I get home. Reki also did a new cosplay lately so I've got some new toks to post, get hyped.

>>8388
>How was your day?
Exam tomorrow at 9 am and its currently 20.14 in the evening and I have yet to start studying
At least its a 9 hour home exam and I can just bullshit all I want but idk, feeling dispirited desu

>>8389
You're going to do fine, I believe in you neko :)

Life is wonderful, sleep tight ekos

>>8392
how'd this niggas pawproblem go

>>8393
Her paw is fine now! The surgical scar is mostly healed over, in my opinion fully healed but my parents are overly cautious and so she keeps the cone on for most of the day and at night when nobody is around to watch her.

I take it off when she's sitting with me watching TV though, she doesn't lick her wounded paw, at least, not licking the wound, she still licks her paws in the regular dog way. But they're more concerned that if the wound isn't fully healed and it gets infected again it's ANOTHER 2 trips to the vet, and another cost. She's doing alright though.

She's not been eating great, it's hard to tell if it's an appetite thing, which would be a symptom perhaps of the cancer coming back, or her abusing the system to get free food. When she was having medicine we'd give her like bits of ham or chicken with her dinner to encourage her to eat it all and get the medicine down her, now she'll look at her full bowl of food and hardly touch it until something more is added. Smart dog.

>>8394
>she'll look at her full bowl of food and hardly touch it until something more is added. Smart dog.
the fat one of my two dogs has gamed the system and managed to guilt trip my mom into doing the same. if he doesnt eat instantly he just stands and looks at her until she goes over and dumps whatever witch brew she can concoct into the bowl to get him to eat (he is nearly obese)
gg dog smarter than woman

>>8395
She thinks she's smart but alas, she's only smarter than my mum, who falls for it every time. I will NEVER give her more food and I will NEVER install one of those morrowind plug ins.

Got heckled for the first time for wearing thigh highs outside on my way to TDC :( Every single day I'm reminded that I don't pass and that I'll never be a real fu, why even live?

>>8397
>got heckled
Does this happen anymore? I could understand, maybe way way back in the 1980's people were more vocal, but this iPhone generation are too addicted to flappy bird to look up and heckle women for being ugly or dressing like sluts.

>>8398
Listen and believe buddy it's #herstory time...

>>8399
bosting the only her who's opinion i care for

>>8400
And yet you wouldn't even rotate her tok so I don't have to angle my neck at 90 degrees...
Do you even CARE buddy?

>>8396
I love jakey-boo he is so cute
been a while

>>8398
knowing acid lipsynced the words "world of warcraft" has redeemed all the thousands of hours I wasted on that game... der acidfraulein knows about my game...

>>8401
If she films and uploads the tok like this, it must have artistic cinematographical merit for being this way.

Would you to go the cinemas and ask for the christopher nolan film to be played in 22:5?
No, of course not. You will sit there and watch what the director has made and ENJOY it.

>>8404
>Would you to go the cinemas and ask for the christopher nolan film to be played in 22:5?
No, but I will relentlessly mock him if his aspect ratio is all fucked up and makes no sense, even if I couldn't do better cinematography.
Same goes for you BUDDY, ROTATING is LITERALLY one command and 10 seconds of effort

>>8405
>one command
A MAN CHOOSES. A SLAVE OBEYS.
-Ulysses S. Grant (Master Avellone's OC Donut Steel)

A man chooses, a slave obeys... A GOD IS FROM ESTONIA!!!! 🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪

>>8406
"You're a dumbass and haven't done your daily pushups"
-Me, Neko Nekowski (My OC Name)

>>8398
Yes, some CHUDS pointed at my socks and then called me feioso twice as I walked away... I of course remained stow-ic and was unmoved by their insults #powerful
In all seriousness, if it was a negro heckling me I would probably get uneasy and think he was ready to stab me, but it being a trio of younger quirked up white boys dressed like they were ready for a night out didn't phase me one bit as I continued powerwalking to my destination.
>>8399
#believeallwomen

Chat, some alley cat is badly impersonating me, the Star Wars Fanclub neko, I am not trans btw. I just checked my testosterone last week and they said I've got a perfect 100.

>>8409
>got called ugly
I'm sorry Nekinha, you're valid and brave in my eyes ;_;
>>8410
>100 in his early 20s
Might as well give up. Lay down. Don't do anything. It's absolutely completely over.

>>8407
who the eko is from estonia???

just found out that if you fail the home exam essay you have 2 chances to review it and fix it to get a passing grade
wtf this is chill mode 100x

>>8413
you literally CANNOT lose.

>>8408
>Neko Nekowski (My OC Name)
you will live to regret the day you made this post. one year from now when I deliver on the neko headcanon fursonas I will be labeling your character with the name Neko Nekowski
>>8410
>I just checked my testosterone last week and they said I've got a perfect 100.
giggled
+13/(3pi)

>>8415
>your character with the name Neko Nekowski
I mean, it's obvious, we've got all the Nekos here like:
Neko Néksson
Neko Nequinho
Neko Skegnekson
and of course Neko Nekowski

I'm coming to SKEGNESS INSTEAD BUDDY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

okay buster, see you at skegness! i'll show you all the cool places :D

>>8416
silly names but Neko Svansson is also a funny one because it sounds like Svensson, common last name, but also includes "Svans" which means tail

>>8420
This is the problem with coming up with names without knowing the language.
If I knew svidish a bit I would probably be able to come up with that but at best I can come up with some boring polish stuff :(
>>8419
>spoiler
First and third are probably too old to get HD at this point, second one I dunno how old it is and there's always a possibility it was sent in that quality to the server.

hey nekos, I have a serious question for you How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

>>8413
>just found out that if you fail the home exam essay you have 2 chances to review it and fix it to get a passing grade
>wtf this is chill mode 100x
>>8414
turns out I was WRONG
ITS SO OVER

>>8422
>spoiler
About as much as czarny dzięcioł z chęcią pień ciął
You know what's the funniest part?
It means A black woodpecker is knocking on the tree eagerly

>>8397
pic related, this is what I was wearing.

Tongue twisters in swidish are silly because they don't look like real sentences
I åa ä e ö å i öa ä e å. (kinda cheating since it's written how it's said and not how the words are spelled) means In the river is an island and in the island is a river
and this one is also sillily written
Farfar, får får får? Nej, får får inte får, får får lamm. Grandpa, do sheep get sheep? No, sheep do not get sheep, sheep get lamb

>tongue twisters in swidish
WE GET IT. YOU KISS GIRLS. YOU LOCK LIPS WITH HOT BABES ON A DAILY BASIS. STOP FUCKING TORMENTING US CHADRICK.

>>8427
wish I was tongue twisting my hot neko girlfriend (yeah I have a girlfriend who is a neko. You don't know her, she posts on another nekoboard)

>>8426
The first one I understand as a sentence but the second? What the fuck does that mean.
>>8428
+2, fuck you for making me laugh on christmas day (Well, I deserved it)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kp0AsSjCWW4 [Embed]

>>8429
When sheep procreate, what do they get? They get lamb

Are imageboards going the way of the dinosaur? Suddenly I remembered about 2 weeks ago, at BGC, I was making some joke about reading a list off my phone, but the most recent thing I'd been looking at was the F1 thread on 4chan, a guy next to me said, "you're not reading anything, that's 4chan" and then there were a few jeers about me being a 4chan user.

Am I just an oldhead, or do newkids not understand websites outside of Instagram, Youtube and TikTok?

My point here is that I am publicly known to be a 4chan user and yet NUMEROUS girls still want to talk to me, so I'm something of a Chadrick irl.

>>8431
My friends know that I read 4chan because I occasionally make references to it sometimes but I still get shy and feel all shameful whenever they mention it out loud like "Oh, you heard that on 4chan didnt you" in public because in my mind its still a stigmatized thing
Last week I found out that my irl friend has apparently partied with 2 of the namefags that got doxxed in the swedish /int/ thread and has selfies with them (for some reason). I laughed very much at this coincidence cus we only found out cus I was talking about this one happening that went down kind of because of me shitposting once at 3 am and one of the guys that ended up being a part of that and my friend went "Wait... (Name of the guy), I think I know that guy"

nightnekos

This is how it ends. It's over for me. (The exam has not yet opened so I don't know the severity)

This visual masterpiece resonates profoundly with my sensibilities

ok I have my bullet points written, its only been 3 hours and 40 minutes so thats good pace, right?

>>8438
WR pace is 3hr 23 minutes, so you're a bit behind but you've got time to make up ahead. you can still PB.

>>8438
That's a golden split in my book :)

2 hours later and I am 700 words in HOOOLY look at that PACE
I've never seen a 1:13 and I never fucking will

>>8439
I lost some pace to the league stream I watched

Need gift ideas for bingogirl....did too well last time and now I have nothing left in the tank for this christmas. FIVE DAYS remaining.

>>8443
a gifted subscripton to her favourite streamer, chapstick winton?

too easy for the kid

great valo streak....back up to iron 3

>>8446
iron 3? isnt that like the highest rank

Bossman said wes slaves working so hard wes can go an hour early. He a good massa.

Gonna polish off a small box of 12 donuts to celebrate

my new year's resolution is to not mention trans people ever again. out of sight, out of mind.

>>8448
Wow, you should be eternally grateful and come back after the Christmas break with renewed strength and willingness to work hard :)
Also I hope you have a nice small box (very small, maybe upgrade to 48?) of donuts.
>>8449
You will not make it till the new years. Or if you're saying it only starts at it you will not make it a week.

Top scientists remained baffled.

CONNECTION FAILED CONNECTION FAILED CONNECTION FAILED
five really awful posts have been bodyblocked from being posted like me trying to get out of the door at the club but the whale watchers have shown up and are spreading their blubber by the DOOR

>>8452
I tried to ban someone and got hit with a connection failed, went to post, was fine, went back to try and ban, connection failed.

Eric site, simply eric.

>>8452
So what you're trying to say you're unfit (fat) enough that you cannot keep your balance at the door?

hehehe, just another scarf for my collection

>>8454
that makes no sense and you are STUPID

>>8456
It makes perfect sense when taken in the context of your DUMBASS analogy and you're COPING

>>8457
fat BITCHES are keeping me from LEAVING and being set into the WORLD where I am FREE
fat BITCHES (SPIRITUALLY) are blocking my posts from LEAVING my PC and being set into the 'CORRD where they are FREE
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU

>>8459
wtf someone uploaded our exam to tiktok? we literally just had this today?
i got that shit sent in 10 minutes before the 9 hour deadline was passed but holy shit if I wasnt beat and bruised after finishing. Could barely take a piss afterwards

>>8459
>>8460
I'll forgive you for posting furry porn because these posts were really funny. But this is your last warning!!! Keep it family friendly!

>>8462
WHERE IS HER REIMU FUMO (fumo) ᗜ˰ᗜ?

>>8461
You hold no power over me since you still have not done ANY of the pushups promised like 270 posts ago BUDDY

the furry kino puzzle game released 5 days ago
the furry lead character has a phat ass

>>8464
no power? heh, he doesn't know I am the head administrator of endchan and could ban his ass back to the stone age with the click of 10 buttons, and then it would say connection failed and the ban wouldn't go through anyway... nothing personnel kiddo.
>spoiler
Erm 🤓 ackshully I did like 20

>>8464
>>8466
I was going to make a joke that mass = energy and energy is power but power is work done over distance and given that powerlessneko did no work (self-admitted in his blogposts) and does not leave his room (self-admitted in his blogposts) then he has no power as proven by physics
check mate

>>8467
>does not leave his room
Do you think I am just lying in my blogposts about going to work? An elaborate, months long shitpost so the nekos don't think I'm a NEET...

Erm 🤓 ackshully power is a character from chainsaw man.

>>8466
>I did like 20
Out of 200.
I've done since then another 400 BUDDY (2 days ago)
DO YOUR PUSHUPS LIAR!!!!!!
>>8467
Naurrrrrrr it's over (acabou)

>>8467
Fine, only because you're a fellow kay poster, if you were a L*TAM poster I'd ignore you.

>>8470
what part of my post are YOU REPLYING TO
FUCK YOU

Next level schizo trolling? Done.
Lunch? Consumed.
Time to game.

>>8472
stream it buddy I need some delectable content to watch while i draw my fucking SHAPES

>>8470
replied to the wrong post, this post was supposed to be a reply to >>8469

>>8473
My whole post was a lie. I have not written 8470, I have not eaten lunch neither did I turn on any game on because I'm trying to compile OpenGL directly.
>>8474
It better be BUDDY

Nothing... Nothing ever happens.

>>8476
UH NU NU NU NU NU NU NU I FOUND A SCREENSHOT FROM YOUR GAME

>>8476
+2 though, this was a good post

Adding animals to project zomboid has created a fun minigame of how much roadkill can you kill if a road could kill road kill?

Two deer. I'll be eating good tonight.

oh ... my.. science.. is that a fucking triangle, next to a square followed by a CIRCLE?
HOOLY FUCK

oh fuck i almost forgot it is saturday and i have to stream documentariat kino in 2 hours and 30 minutes

fatneko be honest
would you eat this

>>8482
big boned neko here, i would NOT eat that

>>8483
wjhat the FUCK why not

>>8484
what kinda ice cream has 6 scoops. TWO scoops is the maximum

>>8485
its so fucking over

he LOVES his lil furry drawing tablet

>>8486
Can you give him some cat ears and a fluffy tail as a joke? ^w^

>>8488
idk how to draw a tail yet

wait i missed the "cat" part oopsie

>>8490
Lmao look at that guy, he made him Udonge instead of Chen LOOOOOOOOOOL

>>8489
Bunny :3

Just downloaded Osu, when does my estrogen arrive?
>>8486
tried to emulate this, got art mogged, it's time to put down the wirtual pencil

>>8493
i'd watch you play osu ngl

>>8494
YOU'D LAUGH and constantly write "failfish" in chat.

but also, I might stream some osu over christmas if I end up liking it. but for now. LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE in FIVE for mooooovie kino.

>>8495
>I might stream some osu over christmas if I end up liking it.
why not just stream your first time trying it, it woiuld be funpog

Bingogirl christmas presents:

2 Books (£40)
Cheese hamper + chutneys + crackers (£54)
Sourdough kit - to make at home (£38)
Chocolate bear (£50)
Cat hot water bottle (£12)
--------------------------------
Total: £194

Slightly too food focused, but I was struggling to think of ideas. Didn't realise how much I'd spent. Worrying. Might also pick up some peace lilies on the way home tomorrow.

>>8497
>Slightly too food focused
I think those are good presents desu

>>8497
>2 books (£40)
kinda worrying that i have a bookshelf full of brand new book slop and I've spent HUNDREDS on books in my life, probably in the thousands.

Now I only buy books second hand, far cheaper on the wallet, and there's a limited selection so i feel more attached to what I buy.

>>8500
Merry christmas cheer to you too eko

>>8500
2KB of christmas joy? what are the other 20,87 KB filled with thne???? O.o

>>8502
My hate for my internet enemies ᗜˬᗜ

>>8503
NYAGGA!!!!!!!!!! 💢💢💢

ping @chutneypunjabiton, why arent you?

>>8505
He's already FINISHED it

>>8505
I'm out of the house and closet rn

>>8506
finished in his pants, perchance

>>8508
Check the doxx folder, I've not zonked my donk to femboys since June 2022

>>8509
your couch cushions beg to differ

>>8510
Naooooo I thought I hid those

>>8511
I have sniffed every seat and cushion in your entire house, buddy. I can even identify what you've had for dinner at this point

>>8512
I forgot to mention that I am polish, btw. If that matters

>>8512
>>8513
There is a second pole besides Funkyposter?
Sad to hear that, my condolences buddy...

>>8514
there's only one pole in here

>>8516
naurr you sniff seats? you FREAK

>>8517
I am sorry for your lack of reading skills, maybe someday you'll catch up to 3rd elementary level neko :)

>>8518
all I needed to read was you confirming that there is only one pole here and these posts confirming that the seat sniffer is polish >>8512 >>8513
its over for you

>>8519
>all I needed is to read those posts written by me
Woah mama, I hope your detective work won't put me behind bars next time :^)

>>8520
you are the only pole here so those posts mustve been written by you
sorry but I dont make the rules, I just enforce them and you are the chair sniffer

>>8521
Yea, every single post here is written by me, including this one I am responding to. I'm sorry to tell you but you're one of the figments of my imagination...

>>8522
What the fuck

>>3759
>>9392
samefag

HOHOHO!

>>8525
PAPAI NOEL? É VOCÊ?

Good movie go watch!

Everyone in this thread could become a nekollionaire, but do you have the DRIVE to WORK for it? Raise your hand if you do.

Alright, I know 95% of you just lied.

>>8528
In 2003 Sylver was tried on nine felony charges of fraud related to his Millionaire Mentorship Program. Prosecutors accused Sylver of swindling consumers that were promised double the cost of the program (which was between $4,500 and $6,500) if they did not double their investment; no consumers received such a refund. Aside from indictment charges, Sylver faced "numerous other gambling debts."[24][25] A mistrial was declared after jurors were unable to come to a unanimous verdict.[26]

In 1996 Sylwer was convicted of misdemeanor battery for assaulting a police officer. [27]

In 1984, Sylver pled guilty to the sale and possession of counterfeit federal reserve notes. He served six months in a federal prison. [28]

>>8528
I don't have the DRIVE (I have not been born to a wealthy family, nor did I ever acquire the connections with the wealthy to be able to make it)

>>8530
I don't have the DRIVE (I have not been born as Ryan Gosling, nor did I ever acquire the connections to the underworld to be a real human bean)

>>8529
based go-getter

Nekkaaaas 😱😱😱 my granny got me some fent for Christmas 😭😭😭 Jah Bless 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

>>8533
DO NOT STEAL YOUR GRANNYS FENT YOU RASCAL

>>8533
the fent epidemic has reached neko village... those fucking immigrant tourists have been corrupting our fine folk.... total caver death

If you guys ever wanted my feetpics
Looking at this pic and seeing how it actually somewhat resembles what I was looking at as I was drawing is a fucking feeling
I'm following a beginners book that had this as the first exercise

osu

I'm in the middle of a call with people and locked into my best ever performance whilst talking about yu gi oh

chudrick what do you think about the game mouthwashing

>>8540
never played it but i keep seeing it posted everywhere, 4chud, instagram, tiktok cosplays.

i know its like a horror/depression game?

I dont understand why I am getting this kanker screen tear even when my monitor refresh rate is set to the correct value and even when I turn vsync on
I cant even watch videos without screen tear whenever the camera pans sideways its so cancer

@morrowindboomer

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ys09ASlNy4U [Embed]

CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY. Finally, new Morrowind mod slop to enjoy

>>8543
This is unironically Pog, I wonder how this compares to Oblivion (except for being BETTER because it's BASED MORROWIND)

>>8545
The trailer looks so fucking good, they've made Ayyyyleid ruins look alive and SOVL.
>>8546
Heh, actually kinda funny because it's from mass effect 1 (the only good mass effect game)

>>8547
They've remade everything better, at least what they've show on the trailer. Genuinely excited to see where the Project Cyrodill goes (as opposite to pretty much any AAA recently)

>>8543
Oh wow.

I really like this hair colour
This tok is dedicated to the guy who like 1,5 years ago pointed out that if you pick a bonitok at random the odds are that she'll have pink hair in it

I love morrowind mods...



Anvil is fucking massive, there's a fighting pit but it's got a storyline and you're supposed to play to the crowd with lines of dialogue after every battle. I've chosen the 'hero' plotline the organiser offered, there's also a 'villain' route. Very wrestlemania.

There's multiple, massive temples, pic related was in the temple of dibella, awooooooga I'm gonna start worshipping her, know what I'm saying?

I am regretting not grabbing the boots of blinding speed before coming here, it takes me minutes to cross the city.

>>8540
I love mouthwashing!!
My favourite ship is-

The name of the game is GABOS
Game Aint Based On Sympathy

if you got sympathy in this spot you ain't never gonna make it

>>8553
Gaboš is a village in Vukovar-Syrmia County, Croatia, population 516.

>>8554
A 2 room apartment in Gaboš, Croatia would go kinda hard ngl.

>>8552
I care naught for the game, I just found it interesting that the studio that made the game was the "studio" (at the time, college students) who made the fish game I recommended to him back when he failed to finish the golf game on stream last halloween

>>8556
the golf game was impossible to beat, it is literally TOO spooky

>>8557
AFAIK the mouthwashing game is more of a psychological horror, though I didn't like the topics being breached so I just watched somebody else play it and didn't care to play myself.

zomg its a neko

>>8559
That's not a neko, that's a CAT

>>8558
this neko hates washing his mouth so much that he keeps his toothbrush next to his PC

>>8558
this neko loves washing his mouth so much that he keeps his toothbrush next to his PC

So far, Project Tamriel's Cyrodiil is just like regular Morrowind but better, inline for what I've seen with their morrowind rebuilds. Anvil is a great city, and it's full of content, frustratingly it also has the aspect of Morrowind everyone hates, the terrible direction.

>Please go and kill this colovian bear
>It is along the north road, across 2 bridges, then take a left and follow the river.
I have walked through EVERY fork of the road, they all turn North (unsurprising, the city is on the fucking SOUTHERN COAST), and after every second bridge, I turn left and there's no river.

Mages guild went from "Deliver these scrolls to a local fort" to "Find and kill a necromancer in a tomb" back to "Hey go meet this guy at the docks and escort him over here" That's it, the quest is literally walk a guy across the city, after you've been fighting skeleton legions and necrochancers. I like the focus on Necromancy though, Anvil has a big Necromancy problem that keeps coming up in the mages guild quests.

Random caravan guy on the road sold me an 'enchanted helmet' for 800 septims. The helmet isn't enchanted... SCAMMED AGAIN.

>plays the exact same game 10 times over but this time slightly different
idgi and I must have it explained to me or I will get ANGRY !!!!!!!!!

>>8564
What game? I do this a lot with vidya. I have 2.1k hours in Crusader Kings 2, and the vast majority of that is spent in England, in 1066, doing the same thing.

>>8565
>>8565
My Furry Dictator 🐾

>>8566
wtf is a furry dictator
you're a furry dick taker

OWNED

damn he really owned that guy, i know who im voting for for the next dictator elections

My fu used the funny audio.

>>8570
thats the lucas audio

boni streaming with her friend
its pretty boring but she has a cute cos that ill forget in 10 minutes unless she posts a tok of it tomorrow

>>8571
Speaking of Lucas, his boyfriend posted 6 minutes ago.

Today, continental nekos will be like "Merry Christmas" xD

Merry Christmas

Morrowind.

>Hey can you go get this staff from an enchanter for me? She doesn't like me.
>I go ask her for it, she says she's willing to sell it to me for 10,000 gold through the barter menu
>I bribe her 20 gold
>she gives it to me for free
>the enchantment is insane, big fire damage over 5 seconds in a 50ft area
>I use the staff to clear Tamriel Rebuilt's new firemoth island and loot it
>finally return it to the mages guild for ZERO reward

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7F49k3o0f8s [Embed]
@portugeseneko(s)
Something for you buddies, you will LOVE this
>>8576
>finally return it to the mages guild for ZERO reward
Get trolled buddy.

>>8577
It really is a Mages Guild classic, do work, don't get paid well. I can't complain though, the guild leader of anvil is a former battlemage, and she's rewarded me with 3 pieces of heavy armour enchanted with 10 pt constant enchantments.

A bracer of fortify conjuration, a bracer of fortify destruction and a chestpiece of fortify willpower. Alas, it is all HEAVY ARMOUR and I picked MEDIUM ahhhhh. I'm gonna end up training and switching to heavy because of this (she HATES me)

>>8578
Tbh, for me the rewards in (vanilla) Mages Guild are just access to the Guilds network of travel and better prices/access to their shops. And the eventual amulet at the end I guess.

merry motherflipping xmas to all the nekos

got white paint on my right black sock yesterday
got blood on my left black song today
what the neko

>>8581
>left black song
sock

>>8580
Merry Christmas to (you) too neko :3
Wanna see a Christmas Miracle?
RURU CAME BACK LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYY CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

in the discussion of a femboy porn game
>not gay but I enjoyed the gameplay and thought it was overall quite high quality so I came to the sex scenes out of respect

Today you can really see who on your following list is zased and who is zinge.

>Merry Christmas
we love to see it
>Happy Holidays
instant unfollow

>>8585
Virtue signaling spotted: You are not unfollowing anyone for saying happy holidays

Saving up my male essence for one final goon before new year new me

>>8574
Call me an islandneko then, because Christmas is only TOMORROW
>>8573
My fu mogs

All I want for christmas is Connection failed.

All I want for christmas is the willpower to decide on what to do between my three available options, all of which are fun but together are keeping me from acting

>>8570
DOYOULOVETHEWAYIDOWHENIMLOVINGYOUBETTER
>>8586
Of course not, but im trying to appeal to the trad right wing audience in preperation for next election!
>>8587
NEVER GOON
>>8588
My fu mogs
+Christmas was a week ago
+You're getting coal in your stocking for posting coal

>>8591
>Of course not, but im trying to appeal to the trad right wing audience in preperation for next election!
He's two steps ahead... He predicted the right wing swing...
>>8588
>Christmas is only TOMORROW
Yea but it's Christmas EVE so people still WISH EACH OTHER MERRY CHRISTMAS BUDDY

MERRY FUNKY CHRISTMAS TO ALL NEKOS

Christmas EVE not Christmas STEVE okay.

>>8545
>>8547
I've now explored 3 Ayleid Ruins, I love the exteriors of them. So far they've all been high up on hills, very aesthetic in their decay but you can tell these were once very important locations that took a ton of effort to build. And it also helps to explain why the ruins are still standing, it's a bitch to get to them, they're not easily accessible for locals to just re-use the stones. It's a far cry 5 away from in Oblivion, where Ayleid ruins are just... random ruins in the woods that are still mostly standing after thousands of years of non-use.

The new enemies in the ruins are also cool, Ayleid ruins now have their own class of guardians, just like dwemer ruins. The lowest one are these little jawa looking guys that cast paralysis, shock and fire spells at you, I hate them but they have greater souls worth 9k coins...

>>8594
I think I saw a comment about those having a familiar style to the Oblivion ones mostly because of some legacy mod content that was available to them, which obviously made it easier to make with it being there already.
They might go into a bit of a different direction further down the road, basically this release is still more like "what's done is good enough to show off" for various reasons, probably getting more people on board being most important.

forsen... please do a 6 hours league stream today... i need to watch leagueslop on christmas eve...

Too many christmas sweets, chocolates, other assorted treats arround. Creating a fatty vibe, even if I'm not eating it. Not a good sign for the Weight Loss Journey (WLJ)

tfw cant draw a furry girl wearing a christmas hat for christmas day...
owari da

fireball and Do or do not, there is no try young neko. >>8595
Seems legit to me, I can't complain, they look pretty. teach you a spell thatdoes
Just ate a quality street, problem officer? >>8598
the same thing...>>8597

>>8599
teach you a spell that does*
sorry for the typo.

>>8599
this guy replied to my post but I have no idea which part of his post is the reply to me due to the formatting
FUCK YOU

>>8601
this is what you deserve, you have forsaken christ and now worship the rolly rolly with a devil ranch.
FUCK YOU

>>8602
get SPHERED, YOU B@#%&!

>>8603
>he's learning to draw balls
certified. brokeback. kino.

>>8604
>>8604
would you like to wholesome?

Did not celebrate Christmas head was hurtimg owie so I shlept imstead ;///;

CHRISTMAS IS IN 6 MINUTES. GET. FUCKING. HYPED!!!!

Christmas? That's old news. I'm waiting for the next one already.

went to go get a drink, let my dog out to piss, by the time i got back to my PC it was past midnight. likely my first act of christmas day 2025 was letting my dog out to use the outdoor bathroom 💪🏻

good start

>>8609
wholesome of this DICK gottem

#neko #neko #neko #neko #neko

bosting a gemmy tok, a real qt3.14 for my christmas present to the nekos.

>>8613
cute until that ugly LDShadowLady hair colour

>>8613
Fuzzy Duck 🦆
Ducky Fuzz 🦆
Does He Fuck 🦆
Fuck He Duck 🦆
>>8614
I like her in both states, at the start you have 15 year old minecraft playing boyfriend, at the end you have 15 year old minecraft playing boyfriend.

>>8614
>went to look up ldshadowlady
>a call of duty youtuber I watched as a kid transitioned into being a minecraft youtuber and is now MARRIED to ldshadowlady

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pwaiT8onsY4 [Embed]

Went from quickscoping kids on terminal to playing minecraft for a living 💀

>all those clips where 4 guys literally spawn in and he gets free kills
>all those clips where people are blind and dont even shoot at him
>the cringe clantags
>all the player expression in the ID and Emblem
>clips where he just randomly shoots across the map and kills someone
SOVL
take me back to christmas 2009, when I opened Modern Warfare 2 for the xbox 360 and proceeded to pwn some noobs virtually

>>8616
>a call of duty youtuber I watched as a kid transitioned into being a minecraft youtuber and is now MARRIED to ldshadowlady
yeah when I found out that smallishbeans went from talking about his small nuts in montages to marrying a minecraft youtuber i used to watch that threw me for a bit of a loop
heres a funny smallbeans clip https://youtube.com/watch?v=WQ0uXMMqsu4 [Embed]

>>8617
I never forgave him when he gave up on road to commander, sniping only, at like level 60 out of 70. At least if he just ended the series, I'd get it, but he uploaded like 3 episodes using assault rifles and THEN stopped the series.

Mega cunt, hope he's happy with his beautiful wife and his successful youtube career. Bellend. Couldn't have happened to a better guy.
>he used to watch ldshadowlady
naurrr, everyneko bully him for watching a GIRL youtuber. I only ever watched big manly muscular manly bearded male man men youtubers for men

I came to the realization that we must protect the billionaire class; there are just so few of them. If we dwindle their numbers any more, who knows if they will go extinct? We need to have billionaires so that they can breed more billionaires because this society could not function without these hard workers. Elon Musk? He worked billions of times harder than any of us to get where he is today.

>>8618
>I only ever watched big manly muscular manly bearded male man men youtubers for men
naurr during his developmental years when he started going through puberty he couldn't stop looking at MEN
That says a WHOLE LOT about society...

>>8619
It would be hypocritical of me, famous endangered animal lover, to not want billionaires to also be a protected class... We should make a reservation for billionaires, and move them all there where they are safe and cut off from human society that would harm them.
>>8620
NO. NO I PLAYED AS WOMEN IN ALL THE ONLINE GAMES BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO LOOK AT MAN ASS. I SWEAR.

>>8621
>He gave his attention to men and envisioned himself as the woman in games
You're just digging yourself deeper, ChudrickTranston

>>8622
yeah, im pretty good at digging holes because I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE. DIGGY DIGGY HOLE. DIGGY DIGGY HOLE.

started watching Welcome to the N.H.K and this girl has taken the new #1 prettiest girl in anime spot for me
I wish she would save me from my suffering

Gaming Playlist 2013: On ✔
Thigh-highs: On ✔
Oblivion Modpack: Enabled ✔

Yeah, it's sissytime

>>8619
I see a fellow Ayn Rand enjoyer :)
>>8624
>he switches his waifu on a dime every month
NGMI, you're OUT of the anime appreciator club.
>>8625
>Oblivion Modpack
Yea okay, that's pretty accurate then.

>>8626
>he switches his waifu on a dime every month
I am not switching at all, I am merely stating that Misaki is the prettiest one. My heart still belongs to my schizo wife Brunettejougahara

Merry christmas (this time with a christmas related tok)
>>8625
I've not played Oblivion in YEARS. It's just... the worst of the modern elder scrolls games.

forsen... please do a 6 hours league stream today... i need to watch leagueslop on christmas day...

>>8629
i ahve had his stream on for about 3 hours today and he has absolutely dragged his team down every single one of them. not one match where he performed well

>>8628
>modern elder scrolls games
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Skyrim is 13 years old and both Oblivion and Morrowind are of age, literally not even cavepostable.

>>8630
average swede, thinks he's hot shit, is actually just shit and ruins my elo!!!

yeah buddy FUCK YOU im peak plat 3 and you're peak pFAT 2

>>8632
ill give you like +1⁄3

dreamt that I accidentally doxxed my tiktok account to the nekos and nobody answered me when I asked, in order to make something positive of the horrible news, if you guys liked my toks

>>8635
>if you guys liked my toks
They were okay, I think you can do better though :3

Why is D.Va a female version of a hustler? I've had this question for a real long time.

>>8633
We take those!
>>8634
I don't understand the snoojak thing, she is ugly as fuck. At least Canthinky is pretty cute.
>>8635
We've all seen you doing the tiktok dances neko, don't quit your dayjob, you're not susu tier.

>>8637
Refer to the tok for the explanation.
>>8638
>snoojak thing
Tbh I was mostly making fun of her being based and redpilled (no idea if she even is) but not making a Christmas tok.

>>8639
This tok doesn't explain shit it just repeats the question!!

>>8640
Okay, okay, does this one elucidate the question?

>>8640
ignore that neko, he is just feeling a bit naughty because he cannot end up on the naughty list for the rest of the year. The real answer is the following please refer to the attached tok for the real answer

watching forsen play league makes me make the darndest faces
he is so incredibly bad that it genuinely surprises me multiple times per minute

>>8641
Dancing: Forced
>>8643
Dancing: Cute, natural, full of charisma

>>8644
Why does forsen have so few swifted subs? I've had this question for a real long time. He's got less than 50 swifted on his top weekly gifters and he streams every day for like 8 hours to thousands.

Is it because he hates people giving Jeff Bezos more money???