Anonymous 01/10/2025 (Fri) 14:51 No.9666 del
>>9665
fuck you buddy your post made me laugh out loud and now my stoner brother probably thinks im a retard laughing at my computer screen.


>Morrowind Blogpost
I want to do the new legion content at firemoth, so I joined the imperial legion. First quest? Settle a merchant's dispute in the town square, I head over. One guy says "Hey, I got here first, the policy has always been whomever claims a spot first, keeps it". The other merchant says "I have LEGAL PAPERS from the steward giving me the right to sell stuff in this spot." I side with the first guy, because I don't believe in court documents. The aggravated party says "You are disrespecting a superior officer's orders. Die fetcher!" and attacks me, a guy in a full suit of armour, whilst he's just a guy dressed in clothes with no weapon.

I kill him, obviously, and the first guy says "Well, guess that settles it, its my spot."

What was he cooking