>>6111
>The shorter the dick, the higher up the nib is and thus, the more potential energy my piss has
Wrong
>Plus, I also have a few inches on you in means of divine altitude blessing, meaning I once more have greater potential energy for my piss
Wrong
>I piss loud as FUCK, you know that right pal?
Yea, when you have only yourself to compare to, no wonder you think that.
I'm sorry :)