>>5683
I think I watched like maybe at best 10 clips of Ame throughout my whole life, so basically:
RIP in Peace BOZO

I think I have not internalized that it's October, I woke up, I watched the attachment, I looked at the clock and saw that it's October, and yet I was thoroughly surprised to see that there's a new thread.
Or maybe I might be just DUMB AF
GOOD MORNING

very happy to announce that next week I will start my transition...

from a "tfw no job" blogposter into a "i hate my fucking job" blogposter

please refer to me by my new pronouns em/ployed

>>5689
that calls for a tikka

>>5690
Personally, I always get a Chicken Vindaloo when I get a curry...

Tikka Masala is fine but it's kinda mid and not spicy enough for my refined taste.

>>5689
Congratz neko, I told ya, it was pretty much 100% if you got a callback :)
>em/ployed
Naurrrr, he's gonna start posting em.fox

>>5692
popular opinion: em.fox is kinda mid

Opened TigTog and there was a new Reki posted 2 minutes ago.

Life is wonderful 2day :D

3 hours bus ride to talk with my seminar group for 40 minutes lfggggggggggggggggggggggggg

why is it triple posting my messages what the frick anyways bunny time 💪

>>5696
i look like a SCHIZO now but I HAVE EVIDENCE

>>5697
schizo alert: the furry neko has SKIPPED his meds

furrybros? we just beat normal. LETS GOO

>>5699
>furrybros
Not addressed towards me but congratz :)

>>5699
Absolutely skilled. You are a god gamer who understands pwnage. You're likely South African. 😎ZA💪🏻

missed the chance to name the thread hawktuahber edition

>>5702
this is why funnier, taller, more creative and cooler nekos should make the threads. they have good titles like this.

WTB deadlock stream 5000gp

>>5704
im in too good of a mood (from getting a job) to go through the self harm process of playing deadlock (the worst video game EVER made).

sorry neko, perhaps some other furrychad will play it and we can pogchamp and LuL when they miss bebop hooks

Mister Donut in Akihabara is closing down after 52 years...

>>5706
It's over... No more Donuts for 50 cents... The East has fallen...

The Europe Court of Human Rights be like
>errm.. The applicable law in this case is the Aliens Act, compared to old Aliens Act from 1989. Though, both the old Aliens Act and the 2005 Act define conditions under which an alien can be deported or expelled from the country
ALIESN????????????? WHAT HTE FRICK AN UFO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE?=?!?!

>>5708
>he doesn't know about Mister Donut
You're the only one here BUDDY

>>5709
>WHAT HTE FRICK AN UFO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE?=?!?!
Nah, that was just AP, rescind the red alert.

>>5711
+4 for a reference that most of the 'Nekos' these days are too new to get.

God I hate all the tourists posting on /neko/.... the freaking illegal aliens coming here... ignoring the Alien Act of 2005...

>>5712
>+4 for a reference that most of the 'Nekos' these days are too new to get.
Yea, that Star Trek reference truly was sublime, thank you for noticing :)

Aliens Act? Yeah... this Alien boutta make me ACT up!!!!

There's so many new Reki toks lately that I can't keep up.

I thought this audio was pretty funny

>>5715
There are*, since you are referring to something in plural
Gotta rescind your native english card, you are hereby declared ESL. Time to move to BRASIL

>>5716
YWNBE. Cope Euro. The Anglo-Saxi rule the world (and the seas).

>>5716
I'm pretty sure there is, as in there exist is just as valid in that context.
Or it's just modern english, either way I'm pretty sure it's correct.

>>5718
What? I dont understand your post at all
Either way, the conjugations of the verb "to be" goes is, for 3rd person singular and are, for 1st, 2nd and 3rd person plural
"There is so many" is colloquially acceptable, but not correct

>>5719
>"There is so many" is colloquially acceptable, but not correct
The problem is that there's no longer a valid distinction between this specific construct and "correct" english.
If it's used by majority of english speaking users and is not ostracized it becomes correct, no matter how much you don't like it.
Sometimes language evolves in illogical and stupid ways.

>>5720
by dem means talkin like dis is juss as acceptable bruv n ion think yous be feelin real buzzin bout dat ting innit
and I do not know what you mean by "this specific construct and "correct english""

>>5721
>by dem means talkin like dis is juss as acceptable bruv n ion think yous be feelin real buzzin bout dat ting innit
I would not, so I'm glad that most of the english speakers do not speak like that. Although I do not think english would be considered a lingua franca of science if that happened so there would be no reason to learn it which would make it a self-solving problem.
>I do not know what you mean
I mean that language evolves and it's become standard english. As in correct. As in you'll probably at best have a professor at a university try to maybe keep it from being used by his English major students and noone will bat an eye at it even if used in business correspondence.

I don't want to interrupt the incredibly canon and valid you two ESLs are having over the validity of the english language but Iran just broke through Israel's 'Iron Dome' with a massive missile strike...

Whereever I am, I must also /pol/post.
But also, I hope this doesn't start a nuclear war, because I don't want to post the "JC... THE NET'S GOING... THE NET'S GOING BLACK" video unironically.

>>5723
Israel is going to send a bunch of missiles at the hospitals and schools, there's going to be another 50 billion aid bill, business as usual.
Nothing ever happens.

>>5724
I woke up and it turns out that nothing ever happens.

Alas, maybe there'll be new toks today, that'll be something :D
good morning nekos, what's on the !Docket for today?

>>5725
>I woke up and it turns out that nothing ever happens.
Refer to the whiteboard. *png of Chudjack pointing at "Nothing ever happens"*
Yea I am too lazy to search it up
>maybe there'll be new toks today
Maybe there will :)
>!docket
Watching more Night Court

>>5726
>Night Court
you are so old

>>5727
Pretty sure Night Court stopped airing before I was even born.
It is pretty fun though, I think older american TV was just better, nowadays it's just Kardashians this, storage wars that, don't care.

Hello nekkas. I'm not attaching any file because today is the first day I'm not skipping class yippee 😁. Only took 3 weeks.
The teacher knew my name before I introduced myself because I'm the only MACHO who signed up. He made me sit next to the Erasmus polish girl. I don't know if she's cute because I was too shy to look at her but she's not fat. I'll have 5 more hours to eventually get a peek.
I'm writing this message because I'm fricking bored and humbly request phone games recommendations that I can play on my phone that you recommend, that's all, thanks for having me. When I return home I'll be sure to post some midfu none of you likes.

>>5729
>polish girl
wife her up IMMEDIATELY

>>5729
my classmates play solitaire, 2048 and chess during lectures

>>5729
Slay the Spire
Super Auto Pets
FTL: Faster Than Light

10 hours played and I have now beat the bunny game twice on normal 💪 there are 2 difficulties above normal and hard kicked my ass thrice in a row 💪

>my friend orders home delivery pizza from a pizzeria that is less than 500m away
this is the raw meat guy btw

>>5734
tbh I can somewhat understand the logic. at least where I've lived, pizza places offer free delivery and the same deals/offers for delivery and collection, so if the price is exactly the same, why not get it delivered?

keeps the delivery guy in a job too, so workers love it.

>>5735
€7 here and it takes upwards of an hour and gets delivered by a hairy nepalese or afghani worker

>>5737
Cute boni :)

>>5737
Cute boni :)

>>5737
Cute boni :)

>>5741
From the angle of the reflection of the sunlight on your screen, I have been able to geolocate your exact location down to the nanometre. And using satellite technology I've cockdoxxed you, only 3.5 inches? Unlucky....

>>5741
I'm most of the way through STS.

Beat A20 on Ironclad
I'm at A20 on Silent
A16 on Defect
not played the watcher but I hear she's OP
:D

>>5742
But that's her screen... So is the cockdoxx hers? Is the polish femboy myth actually real?
>>5743
Defect was my first :) Didn't go for the heart because uhm yeah.
Watcher is too strong compared to the others, who would have thought doubling the numbers on all your attack cards is strong.

>>5741
I looked at the image first and I was wondering for a second why tf would you use excel in polish, but then I connected the dots (before reading the whole post)
>whenever she thanked me I didn't reply back
I have no idea if that's rizz or not, but then I never really tried to get a girl on the homework angle.
>no shot those are real words
They're all real I can assure you.
>PHONE kiddie games
Actual decent phone games cost money, or they're gacha so they suck out your soul.
I think Bloons TD 6 is a decent investment if you would be willing to fork out cash, if not, uhhhh, there's Rogue Adventure (a poor imitation of slay the spire) and Minimal Dungeon (I dunno how to describe it, look at the screens), other than that I don't really have anything else on my phone.

>>5744
This tok reminds me of ruru... Gone so soon...

Going for an incel walk and listening to 40 hours of elder scrolls analysis videos. Might pick up a small family sized pack of 48 donuts too.

>>5747
I mean, if you're going to walk for the next 40 hours you might need a small snack of 48 donuts.

depressed hours, so it's time to replay Rin's route :D

Thoughts on poland?

Almost completely lost my interest in listening to music or doing mostly anything that I used to enjoy
At my wit's end
This is where I break down
Winter has arrived

Good posts will return in 6 months. Sorry for any temporary inconveniences until then

>>5751
>>5752
It's okay neko, we all go through it. And I think last winter, despite the initial worries about the seasons bringing bad moods, ended up being a nice time on neko.

After all the "check the bus' suspension" joke was in january, and that's the middle of winter.
It still laughs me to this day.

Tomorrow I'm gonna start reading one of the dozen books I own that I've yet to open.
>Ringworld - Larry Niven (Sci-Fi classic)
>Wolf Hall - Hillary Mantel (Historical drama, I've seen the TV adaptation)
>Matilda - Catherine Hanley (History of Empress Matilda, the not-Queen of England)
>Green Mars - Kim Stanley Robinson (A sci-fi sequel to a book I read years ago and enjoyed, but never quite got onto the rest of the series)

Pic so nice I post it twice

Fog so thick this morning that I cannot see my neighbours door. Their door is 20 m from mine

>>5754
Cute boni :)

>>5755
And this was the last post we've seen from this neko, the mist has consumed him (and his house)

this neko scored 237 times~

>>5758
>Silver
naur

>>5759
I am gonna grind 24/7 now to get out of silver, just so you'll be proud of me :D

yeah after one game of deadlock i have decided i still don't like it. i lost my lane, but it's okay because our kelvin went 34-2 and soloed their patreon leaks 1v4 when the rest of us were lead

>>5758
I still do not believe they named it NekoScore lmao

I joined the rabbit game discord server because ingame it says you can find people to play with there and I am starting to understand the types of people that play this game
to make something clear: I am NOT the person named Neko I am NOT. I only left that name uncensored because it was FUNNY and COINCIDENTAL. A COINCIDENCE
I would have a much better animu girl if I were to have one, desu

>>5763
neko it's a game about becoming a rabbit girl, of course it's full of trannies (including YOU)

>>5764
I only like the furry parts though...

>>5765
claude, google the link between being a furry and being transgender

>>5763
Lmao, maybe you should put on an anime girl avatar and join them :3
I bet you will fit right in buddy :3

>>5763
this is what the discord for board game club looks like. and yes, they all have deeper voices than me

>>5767
I dont save pics of anime girls anymore though I had like a thousand hand-picked 184x184 images like a decade ago 184x184 because those were the steam dimensions
I could use a pic of boni :D :3 but then my irls would start asking me questions and maybe the "girls" in that server would feel invejosos

>Spoiler
Failyacht.... le sigh

funfact: every single person that plays that bunny game looks like boin and speaks perfect poortugeese

>>5769
>I dont save pics of anime girls anymore
Sorry can't help you with that, my only saved avatars are Spike Spiegel and drawn versions of Max Stirner.
>using Boni
Bad idea alert. Even if it would make them feel invejosos

just had a weird phone call
>it's 8:30pm
>get a call about some post-graduate survey thing from my university i graduated from a year ago
>answer their questions
>he asks in what country are you doing your current employment
>i reply "united kingdom"
>he says "sorry mate I need a country not a kingdom"
>i am baffled
>nervously say england
i couldn't tell if he was laughing and making a joke or if he just needed me to specify i live in england despite not sounding scottish or welsh.

nobody tell him england is also a kingdom...

If you are part of the Neko Furry Fandom Alliance then reply to this post to receive your special furry membership badge! (Shipping will take 1-3 business days, terms and conditions may apply)

>>5774
hello, I'd like my membership pl0x :D

>>5774
*puts pawis on your chest nyea* Me! ^_^ I wants a badge! :3 Awoo!

>>5776
Did you see Noras new LoL cosplay? She was wearing a TAIL!1! :3 Epicz0rs!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A0QGseubmJQ [Embed]
(timestamp 2:02)
women really do this stuff?

>>5778
Thanks for the fresh blackpill fuel, didn't know about that being a thing.

Where the NEKO did this girl's NECK go????? 7298408733426584864 WHAT

>>5779
Would you queue outside her AirBNB like it was the release night for the Wii? Unless you are #1 in queue it might not be worth it. Pavement camping for a few nights to secure it might be the move

>>5778
>until september 28th
>it is currently october 3rd
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I MISSED MY CHANCE

But seriously, for multiple reasons this is a very funny clip to bring up, thanks for sharing it Neko.
Is it blackpilling? Yeah, maybe for you losers that won't get a ride :^)

CYA SUCKERS, IM GONNA GO HAVE SEX.

>>5781
I'd go to the line but with the intention of meeting cute girls. My opening line would be "Haha I don't usually do things like this, what about you, what're you studying?"
Then, she's invested and I'd hit her with the 1-2 punch of "Damn, the line looks pretty long, wanna go get a coffee and wait for it to die down?"

>>5783
Quick, post a tok of your tokfu. I am conducting a scientific survey and NEED to know who you post

>>5784
Erm I'm phoneposting right now so pretend I attached a cute sleepy.reki toktik

>>5785
>>5783
>"Girls" in the queue
>Posts sleepy.reki
yeah that makes sense

>>5781
>Would you queue outside her AirBNB like it was the release night for the Wii?
I don't want to be within 50km radius of this woman.

>>5786
Yeah, I love trans bitches it's a fucking problem now??????!!!???

>>5787
This guy HATES sex! Truenekocel spotted!!!!! she will FUCK YOU

>>5787
Imagine if you deadass were 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️

Naurr that'd be lethal imagine the neko who was within a 50km acre square metre range of this piff ting

Went to heat up a small portion of food as my dinner. Used one of the very small bowls that recently found their way into the cupboards, likely by my mothers doing. Heard the microwave beep from across the house and went to retrieve my succulent meal of chili con carne , but there was something amidst when I opened the door. A foul smell, kind of like glue or otherwise chemically pungent. The bowl itself had a visage akin to japanese kintsugi, filled with tiny hairline cracks that sought their way up and down the contours of it's body and with what looked like yellow liquid, perhaps fat, seeping out from its fractures. I took it as a sign from the Gods up in Ásgarðr to not consume said nourishment, and to continue steadfast on my caloric deficit.

>>5791
Shame about the chili though :(

>>5792
Yeah, I almost moved it to another bowl to eat it but that bowl looked like it had already leeched lethal brain-altering chemicals into my food so I just placed the bowl in the sink (felt as if it would explode) and left the kitchen
-1 portion :(

>>5791
Learned your lesson about not just eating food cold?

>>5794
Warming my food up is the closest thing I get to human embrace in my day to day life
I want to feel warmth

>>5795
*hugs u warmly*

This kafka quote goes hard

I've woken four times throughout the night and I assume it's due to leaning too much into the fur bit. I will moderate my howling and repent for my yiffing.

Furrybros? We are sleeping better than ever

Non-furry CHAD here, I keep sleeping 11 hours a night.

life is wonderful bros? we are so back.

gonna go into the city today, will probably pick up a new keyboard and mouse because im a gamer and not having access to my 1 key is freaking me up

>>5801
Well, now the other keyboard not working neko has no excuse, GET A NEW KEYBOARD BUDDY

With my new username I keep getting pinged every 15 seconds amidst the floppas, life is so wonderful.
>>5802
You don't get it buddy. I'm on a LAPTOP The TOP is on my LAP. Where the neko am I going to place the new keyboard mhm?

>>5803
>Where the neko am I going to place the new keyboard mhm?
Preferably? On top of the old one :)
I mean actually preferably you should get a place that is dedicated to your laptop and not keep it on top of you all the time.

I couldn't eat today, I left like 1/3rds of my lunch as leftovers. Today is not a bulking day that's for sure.

no drama, just norafawner

>>5805
How's his popularity, did it drop more than 45%? Because my daily pushups and squats are over that now, hopefully it's not more than 50% because then I'd have some catching up to do

>>5806
It has dropped by exactly 45 points and now is negative 27% approval :D

Turns out being the prime minister is harder than being le leader of le opposition D:
>David Lammy, the only black person on the cabinet started at 0%
based and racismpilled, we love racism don't we canthinkyites?

Though honestly his approval was always going to drop, I think I'm disappointed in that he's not done much since taking office. He has 5 fucking years and a massive parliamentary party, he has the keys to make LARGE sweeping reforms without fear of electoral defeat or a vote of no confidence, yet he's continuing his middle of the road, do very little ideas.

Excepting of course, locking up people for saying mean words online about the hecking muslims, they are so canon and valid. i-

>>5807
How did he win an election with an approval rating of <20%

>>5808
Sunak had a net approval rating in the -50s at the time of the election...

>>5808
It's net approval, as in people approving - people disapproving, basically (pulling numbers out of the hat) with 20% net you would have for example 55% people approving, 35% disapproving and 10% indifferent.

>>5811
+2
Could you post just the whoops cant show that png on it's own?

>>5812
Shaved my head

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>>5814
>CI/CD
Sadly I haven't yet built any pipeline for my script. Tbh I could, I should've like 800 lines ago but I'm too lazy for that.
Oh yea I guess the post is funny, I'll give you +2

>>5814
>5 positions available
>only names 3
>pakistan developer prefer
>part-time(full time)
yeah okay buddy take my +6 and get outta here. you're too funny for this board. maybe try canthinkychen, they appreciate funny and cute posters.

>>5817
>spoiler
Okay, now this post is a masterpiece.
I rescind my +2 Because it deserves a +4 and a place in the book of epic posts

>>5818
Kashmir rightful pakistan claim... my tokfu proud pakistani!

>>5820
>my tokfu proud pakistani
wdyps (who do you post sir)?
please reply kindly

>>5821
Rekiyesha pretend I posted a pic of Reki with a pakistan flag photoshopped onto the bare, cold brick wall behind her in her latest toks

this is the 2nd most offensive reki edit i have ever made. allah (pbuh) please forgive me.

>>5825
Thank you for the censor, really saved my evening

>>5826
yeah buddy saved your NNN am i right xD

>>5827
But it's october

>>5827
yeah its spooktober neko aka birthdaymeko month

>>5829
neko celebrates it's birthday in spooktober???

>>5830
no but birthdayneko does

>>5831
birthdayneko? never heard of him. does he go to another imageboard? yeah buddy i think you're referring to one of those namefags that still post on 'chen, maybe go back there if you want to celebrate.

he DEFINITELY does not go here anymore and he DEFINITELY won't read your happy birthday messages whilst enjoying a small feast of 96 donuts. double glazed.

In 180 hours of morrowind I've finally found Daedric loot for the first time in the wild.

The Daedric Face of Terror, apparently the 2nd best heavy armour helmet in the game (unenchanted). Pretty cool find, saw a daedric ruin but no way in, discovered a nearby family tomb that had a broken wall that led into a cave that led into a section of the daedric ruin's vault. Found some decent loot, including this helmet after flying around looking at the place.

Now I've also got a Daedric Wakazashi, which does 12-24 damage on a chop, my glass claymore is doing 2-25, so the Wakazashi is a better mainline weapon, and would let me actually use a shield... But, my short blade is at 5, and Long blade at 79...

Got 20k gold, I could always power train my shortblade up, would also boost my character's speed attribute as a bonus.

Morrowind is so fucking cool. Genuinely more excited with these tiny dungeons full of hidden loot than all the long boring samey dungeons of oblivion where you fight 'savage troll' on repeat. I already fight savage trolls every day on /neko/, I don't want to do that in my gaming.

>>5833
Yeah but your game is modded so it doesnt count, they raise the drop % tenfold and provides a bunch of other undocumented QoL cheats

>>5834
MORROWIND. DOES. NOT. HAVE. DROP RATES.

this is hand placed, todd howard approved loot, usually put in a top corner of a dungeon you need to levitate up to find.

FUCK YOU. i will NEVER play a lootshitter game like transraria.

>>5835
The mod creator placed the daedric gear in an easy chest as opposed to the real ones that are difficult, thats why you only just found it for the first time (because you are on a modded world)

>>5833
>unenchanted
Oh yea, that's pretty good. Unenchanted daedric armor is kinda rare in Morrowind, dunno about TR, but in Vanilla I think there's like singular pieces of most of the items from daedric set.
I would presume that TR keeps up with the Vanilla tradition though and adds at most 1 piece of everything and most of them in hidden/hard to get to places.
>Daedric Wakazashi
I think that's what the assassins use at high enough level so it's not that rare, but I guess it depends on the level you got it on.
>Genuinely more excited with these tiny dungeons full of hidden loot than all the long boring samey dungeons of oblivion
Yea I really like that there's rarely ever any "generic" things in Morrowind, even shit tier dungeons might have something interesting in them, you just gotta know.

>>5837
>appears at level 20-29
Neko... my morrowind characters usually retire at about level 10. Currently this one is level 9 but will probably go higher since I've started 3 guild questlines and have yet to finish any.

MINA-SAN KONICHIWARTS
KYOOOOOWARTS ITADAKIMASU seven eleven ONIGIRI-MASHITA

gooooooooooooooooooooood morning neko city

>>5840
Yea buddy we prefer the term village here.
Good morning :)

>>5841
naurr gayneko is one of the Village People

>>5842
Why do you have to make everything gay? :(

Wait!
(•_•)
\( (>
/ \
They don't love you like I love you!

that ascii looks like shit here in this SHITHOLE

>>5844
>>5845
Confirmed for cannot triforce naurrrrrrrrrr

Wait!
(•_•)
\( (>
/ \
They don't love you like I love you!

>>5847
low effort, lazy and uninspired dance void of energy
Snoozzomi 🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌😴😴😴😴😴😴💤💤💤💤💤

'member that article that only oldnekos 'member?

Found a webm on 4chan of the guys actually lining up to meet her. Naurrrr.

>>5850
wait the guy in shorts and black/grey socks at 13s isnt that neko??? I remember him posting about getting those socks for CHRISTMAS last year?????

MODS DELETE THIS POST >>5850 FOR RULE 3

>>5851
>it's real
how the SPRUCE do you have an encyclopaedic memory of neko posts.

>>5853
I am doing my darndest job to remember all of them in case I ever get called to court to testify against you people 💪 My NekoScore is on the line and I will NOT be taking an L in the trial of law

>>5854
I didn't realise having good taste in toks was a crime now...

>#femboyfriday
it's been 4 years and Rezzi is STILL doing this "pretend she's actually a dude" gimmick. why?

>>5858
rezzi... my beloved...

>>5859
I hate to insult an Albionfu, but Rezzi is really mid, arguably the worst Albioner.

Remy, Acid, Zureeal, Maisie, Germ, Tbhsunny, even Darla I'd say are all better than Rezzi.

>>5860
>Remy
Mid
>Acid
Mid
>Zureeal
Mid
>Maisie
Mid and chubby
>Germ
Cute but chubby
>Tbhsunny
>
>Darla
Ugly and chubby

Rezzi?
Hecking cute and valid skinny tomboy....

>>5861
calling the top 4 'mid' but Germ 'cute' proves you have serious eyesight problems. Acid is objectively cuter than Germ in every way, and unlike Germ, isn't chubby.

>>5861
Acid isnt chubby but she is just boring desu
No good toks in like a year almost no toks in that time either and tbh chip has more energy in her toks

>>5864
>Acid
>boring
I swear the haters don't even watch Acid toks. How can you call these 4 arm movements during an entire tiktok BORING?

>>5866
ok I know what the problem is:
She just has a boring music taste. She makes toks to bands like Queen and Weezer instead of MC ARANHA CARIOCA PRA CARALHO NO BAILE DA FAVELA

Yeah buster brawn we get it, your 'fu is cute, brazilian, uploads frequently, has a girlfriend, lives in the favela and isn't chubby or mid like everyone I post.

STOP BRAGGING ABOUT BEING COOLER THAN ME. WE KNOW YOU ARE.

New keyboard is smaller than the previous one. Tactile, precise. Check this shit out 1111

>>5870
>smaller than the previous one
naur neko settled down after spending his youth with a bigger, more brutish and dysfunctional one
why do good cats like bad 'boards? I've had this question since year 1 of our Lord...

>>5871
fuck you, this post has no right being this funny.
put in the platnium book of eric posts

>neko: I have a 150 word essay due on monday at noon and I havent started yet qttensSad
im gonna get expelled
>Novakle Mod, 1-Year Subscriber(17 months), 25 Gift Subs: @neko 150 word and essay do not belong in the same sentence
get baited IDIOT

>>5873
Novakle, isn't that guy 8th on THE tenshi's rebound list?

>>5874
He is probably 8th on the telegony list buddy
anyways tenshi looks cute today, thoughts?

>EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY swifted subs in the last month
>>4556
She has increased by 1423 in the last month. Granted, it was Subtember but still, I kneel.

>>5876
I think those stats are in the last 5 days neko... In October... Why else would "monthly" stats reset in 26 days
Its worse than you think

>>5875
She looks fine. Like she looks like she normally does, I wouldn't say she looks cuter than normal. She is her average level of cute, which is fairly cute.

Why is she duo'd with this guy? I can't even understand a word he's saying, brother where is the tikka masala, I ordered it 45 minutes ago, am I right?
>Kurwa
Oh no... I was trying to call him brown but he's actually Polack...

>"He's leaving after this, and then Evan do you want to play?"
Sloppy seconds duos... actually CUCKED.

I'm turning off the stream, I won't waste hours of my life watching Midshi anymore

what the neko he hates midshi so much he turned on MS Gothic for emphasis

>>5877
I hate that you are right. So she's got 850 gifted now, and probably had another 800 gifted in september.

Being a cute trans girl is so fucking easy, you just go live and get money.

nova is actually going feral trying to mateguard tenshi in her chat right now its funny to watch

>>5882
what's he doin?

TAxi driver in 2 hours
run time uuuuh look it up BUSTER

A* Taxi Driver in 2 hours
>>5884
#steal

Another classic Neko bait and switch, reels in with a classic, streams a Korean film about being trans and opening an onlyfans instead.

Novacuckle bros... we've safeguarded our female against the other Alpha Lion

>>5886
I was going to pick this movie but I saw "A Taxi Driver (2017)" underneath it and thought "did they come out with a remake / retelling?" and checked it out
the neko who said he wanted a comedy made me swap from that doomerkino to this korean movie because it had "comedy" in the tags so I hereby absolve myself of ALL responsibility

>>5886
>streams a Korean film about being trans and opening an onlyfans instead
Another one? Haven't we had enough of those?

>>5889
Movieneko IS trans and has an onlyfans page, so she streams movies about her life.

>>5889
Disregard the reply you just received from No. 5890, Em is just being a bit grumpy today because of being reminded that Novakle still dates Tenshi

>>5891
IT SHOULD'VE BEEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5892
C'mon, Tenshi? You could've chosen someone cute...

>>5893
yeah, she's got pointy elbows and idk... why does Em like her??

I'm trying to understand the "Em" joke, is it like a neo-pronouns trans thing?

>>5894
>she's got pointy elbows and idk
I will refrain from pointing out the list of her obvious flaws not to sour the mood :)

Obvious flaws
>She is simply so attractive, intelligent and funny that she would NEVER date a guy like me so I drop 200 swifted subs on her a month so she says my name a few times a stream therefore taking most of my savings that I could've spent on buying GOLD instead

>>5897
I would rather try to drink an equivalent of that in beers in a month (that's 10 0.5l beers daily) than swift her that money.
I wonder how long would I last, probably a week tops.

>>5898
There's actually a negative correlation between swifting her subs and dating her, which sadly the top simps haven't figured out yet. NovaKINGle didn't give her a dime before he started to date her.

So keep it up champ, buy and down those beers, she'll be hitting you up soon.

>>5899
>she'll be hitting you up soon
Yea any second now, she's coming to Wypizdów, Poland any second.

>>5900
A 2 room apartment in WDYPdow, Poland...

>>5901
>he actually remembers every neko post i make
my BIGGEST fan :D

>>5903
I purposefully rewrite my posts in ways so that I can call you Em more just because it looks like I am calling you by your new chosen name

movie starts like 5 min later than usual

https://www.twitch.tv/aimsey
https://www.twitch.tv/aimsey
https://www.twitch.tv/aimsey

LIVE

Ivy... please add me back... I'm not transphobic I swear...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pka3psIK9Eo [Embed]
swedish countryside culture

@canthinky I think you would like @qnzuu and her toks

>>5908
If I knew what she's singing about I bet I wouldn't like it but other than that as I don't I think it's okay.
>swedish countryside culture
Soul, wish it was me there, drinking vodka and driving slow ass cars.

Unpopular opinion: Canthinky is cute and the best twitch chatter in neko streams

>>5911
Wouldn't handsome be more apt?

>>5912
Transthinky is a hehimmler now???

>>5913
You can say handsome about a woman too, IIRC it's a veiled insult most of the time.

>>5914
Handsome is like a masc tomboy chadrick

Listening to Pantera, aka the pinkest boss of Terraria

>Starmer’s most senior aide quits after just three months — a major blow to his authority after weeks of bitter infighting

What da heck kind of operation is this man running

my pecs have almost completely disappeared
musclebros? we are rotting away

>when me and Evan have kids I am definitely taking them to a women's tournament
not only is she talking about having kids with nova on stream but she is saying "me and Evan" instead of "Evan and I"... grammatical failtug

>>5917
>>5919
Why are Normans such an awful group?
t. Anglo-Saxi

>>5918
>my pecs have almost completely disappeared
It's over, the pecs are the only muscles that matter... Well that and biceps...
Completely acabou START WORKING OUT LAZYBONES

>>5921
>spoiler
its over for me... I literally dont have the mental fire to do anything anymore
I will not be well until spring

>mentally ill 'asexual' girl always comes to BGC Sundays
>she, sorry HE, as in HE/HIMMLER, never plays
>HE just stands around and yaps to people
>almost always wears a very short skirt
>has no safety shorts
>frequently stands at the front and crouches or moves around or leans over the front table, therefore giving like at least 12 people a good upskirt view
>dresses like some kind of BDSM succubus from a bad japanese doujin
>bright dyed hair
>bpd
>pronouns
>asexual btw

by comparison
>normal girl
>dresses normally
>haven't seen her ass once

>>5923
none of what you said goes against what being asexual means

>>5924
Furhaps not, but if one was asexual, why would you dress and act so provocatively?

Don't just say, "for attention" because it explains the pronouns, the dress, the acting, the being asexual.

>>5925
Because you can derive emotional satisfaction from being looked upon? Same reason why you posted your felted whale
In the end, everything boils down to "attention", I dont know what else you want me to reply

>>5926
Unfortunately for me you made a genuinely good argument that I cannot find a fault in. I posted my initial blogpost hoping for a blackpilled, the world has fallen and modern civilization is a cancer tier response, but yeah, we like being looked at, we like getting praise for the things we do.
I did post the whale because I wanted more than just one person to see it.

It probably says a lot about me that I was looking for negativity in the world, thanks for whitepilling me neko, this is now 321-4.

>>5927
it is now 1-4 because your McGinnis gameplay yesterday put me on my knees as I praised its radiant glory

and dont worry I complain a whole lot too, my mom even commented on it yesterday about how I just complain about everything
it is not until someone without the emotional debuff takes a look at the situation that they notice how weighless they are on the greater picture
speaking of complaining
hoooooly fuck I am fucking wasting away my life SUCKS i SUFFER this shit cannot go on I cant life so here

>>5928
McGinnis is a fun champ, plus she's kinda cyuuuuuuute. Can't wait for the inevitable deadlock cosplays :D

wsait, I already have one. posting a deadlock cosplay

>>5929
>my mom
naurrrrr neko shows his neko posts to his neko mom, thats neko cringe. im neko dead. 🐈💀

>>5929
This is why cavemen invented writing, the earliest form of blogposting. So they might write down their thoughts, and other cavemen divorced from them laterally and temporally could judge the sins their mind have commited.

I will now do a second blogpost.

I won a game at BGC today pretty much solo, made all the right calls, made me feel like a pogchamp. But am I really a pogchamp? I'm a 46 year old Divorced man who works at Applebees, I'm not a pogchamp at all...

>>5932
The fat succubus tranny was hired by the rotschilds to fit all of your sexual interests and to distract you to make you lose at BGC games but you overpowered your fleshly temptations and snuck out a W...
my fucking neko

>>5933
>fat succubus tranny
she isn't fat. if she had a tail and cat ears you would describe her as "pure sexooooooo"

hopefully that description helps.

>>5934
hoooly fuck if this is the case why were you complaining about free ass from a SEXO?????+ zooooooomg thank god you DOXXED yourself I will now book a ticket and show up to court her for next sunday

>>5935
I mean... I said it myself, she got that ass, I got to look, sorry.

Why am I complaining?
I seek what every fat fuck dreams of, to have my cake AND eat it too. I want to get free complain blogposts and see a relatively nice ass and thighs on a weekly basis.
>show up to court her
I paid attention to some of the shit she yaps about, she appears to be dating one of the new guys that showed up. Who is an annoying, loud mouth breather, but is the least ugly of the 5 guys I've seen follow her around like a dog in the 3 trimesters that I've known her.

Oh, and she allegedly tortured a cat as a child, according to a reliable source.

>>5936
yeah I do not want her anymore, sorry bud but I am not showing up to the neko bgc meetup

Tbh if I were to show up to the neko bgc meetup it would be for the bgc neko not for some hoe.

>>5938
You've spent years in the Town of Salem mines and, unlike most of the transgenDEER freakers and geekers that show up, you are a charismatic young man and a cool, you'd surely win all the games with your W rizz. Skibidi.

>>5939
>DEER
holy fuck i just popped a STIFFY

>>5940
I just checked... he's NOT lying
o.O

>>5941
Yea we all know who was the real winner (BH) (SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

bought a deck of cards. gonna learn to count cards like im AP Steven Bridges.

remember this post. in one year i'll be in vegas getting backed off and jacked off by pit bosses.

>>5943
show the cards
i kind of have a fascination for the different types of ways you can design the face of a card

>>5944
Aside from the Jokers and the Ace of Spades, every other card is a pretty generic but clean card design.

>>5945
That's kinda wack, I hope you didn't pay too much for them. I hoped they're going to be stylized like the cards in warlockracy video, or... Well at least some kind of game characters on them, barring even that, making them at least in the style of the game or something. Pretty lazy.

>>5945
>the royalty free basic copy paste design
boring, why buy these

exam on thursday, my sleep schedule is completely FUCKED
dig me up from the river on friday

BOni :D

now that neko is back after a 5 hour downtime I am expecting a masterfully crafted first day as a cheerleading coach blogpost from jobneko
also look at how cool this edit is

>>5950
>blogpost from jobneko
Me too, WHERES BLOGPOST?
>also look at how cool this edit is
I think it's a bit too much, but it's nice.

>>5950
my first day is on wednesday :D

but, here's a blogpost
>considered downloading Alien: Isolation as a game to stream during SPOOKTOBER


also, unrelated, but it's crazy to me that Noemi and Acid are the same age. Noemi has been around forever but Acid only started being posted by me, the Acidposter, like 3 months ago...

>>5953
failboat, that song wasn't actually in metal gear solid V: the phantom pain

you would've known this if you watched the chaz streams

speaking of chazStreams I'm gonna play some more deadlock if you wanna watch :D

live now :D

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kt6hEFt77iM [Embed]

this guy's videos are comfykino

>>5957
wdym? we talked with him for a while dumbass

>>5957
I was so absorbed in the game I didn't notice. Skull emoji.

I'm sorry. Deadlock is a bad stream game

fun fact: I have 3 tabs currently open in my list of tabs that I have had since late autumn 2022 because I wanted to read them (all 3 probably under 10 minute reads each). Still havent
>>5959
I like watching it

>>5961
that first pic is mfw my reaction when.mp4

naurrrr he's abusing meta picks

>>5963
And yet em's win rate is like 30% with McGinnis....

Straight Nekos be like
>I can't wait to go to twitch.tv/chazprinceton in 11 minutes and watch him SCREAM like a GIRL over ALIEN: ISOLATION

>>5965
Since this post is directly aimed at me, I will NOT be PARTICIPATING

>>5966
furrynekos aren't welcome anyway.
Xenomorphs count as Scalies, not Furries.

Sorry it's gonna be late, I forgor to install
D:

I'll start at 30 minutes pasta hour.

women be like:

just warched the new joker….it was… okay tbh i didnt like the ending and the singing was too much but aside from thag i thoight it was interesting 🙌🏻 #asuka #neongenesisevangelion #asukacosplay #cosplay #jokerasuka #foryoupage

Remember yesterday when he said "I'll make sure the game is downloaded and installed"? I member

>>5970
i woke up late and the download was slow and i forgor about the installing and im so sorry im crying tears rn because i let the nekos down yet again

Bravo, Yoko Taro. You fucking did it. You did it again you madman. I just fell on my knees in the middle of the Ikea carpet aisle because of the brilliant art you created, you fucking star. FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gnUPKPM9I4U [Embed]

I wrote this post like 2 hours ago but I forgot to post it until I just tabbed in and saw it now
oh right I was looking for a cute nier pic to post alongside my post but didnt find one and went on a 2 hour detour doing everything but what I was supposed to doz

>>5971
It's okay, I accept your apologies :)

>>5973
IT'S INSTALLED POGGERCHAMPS

>this time tomorrow i will be wageslaving
FeelsBadMan

>>5975
Think about it, you can spend the rest of your life wageslaving. Isn't that wonderful?

>>5976
I could buy new hats and skins for Ivy with my wageslave pay...

new furry game just dropped
plappable fox character within https://store.steampowered.com/app/3097560/Liars_Bar/

for my birthday I'm gonna take the train all around europe and beat up every neko that has EVER said anything mean about me this year.

>>5979
thank god, I am safe
the railway system in my country is in an abyssmal state so you wont even get past the border

>>5980
nvm, just learned that the racist old people got us kicked out of europe because they hate refugees or something... now i will never visit EVROPA... i will never hear "welcome to evropa" ever again...

thanks boomers. FUCK YOU!!!!!!

>>5979
You're a dumbass retard.
>>5981
Wait noooooooooooo, I was going to have a 4beers2cigs challenge with you :(

>>5982
I have drunken less than 4 beers in the last 3 years, and I've only smoked a single Cigarette in my adult lifetime.

I would failboat this challenge.

>>5983
>I've only smoked a single Cigarette in my adult lifetime
Same, personally I think the 2 cigs part would literally be almost impossible to me.
I would chug 4 beers for fun though.

Cute

>>5985
I think the shitalian would agree with me on this but Emiru mogs

>>5985
Emiru's shower, as in the physical location walled off by her shower, is bigger than the bathroom in my house.

However sadly Nora mogs in the tummy department.

found chazricks new wife (he will see this once he gets back from coaching that 30-odd large group of cute cheerleaders)
https://www.youtube.com/@Angelikatosh/videos

>>5988
Buster, I'm already triple platinum + subscribed to her account.

Eyes too blue, far too white for me. PASS.

>>5989
Don't worry she's slav (russian), so her level of privilege is low.

>>5990
>slav
>likes morrowind
why are warlockracys like this?

>>5963
i like viscous he is fun.
>>5985
is nora, emiru next victim?

>>5992
if by victim you mean steamy lesbian cuddling partner, then yes
subscribe to noras OF today and find out more

nier lore be like: *peak for no reason*

>>5993
I'm subscribed and hitting F5 and the video isn't out yet, what the flip?

gonna start typing =D and =) instead of :D and :)
=3

I bet neko had so much sex at his new job at the sex factory today...
I heard from a trustworthy doxx-collecting source that he got a position as the lead sextester Q&A specialist meaning he gets to try all the new sex positions and stuff to make sure they are functional and safe....

JOB SUCKS GOTTA GO B4 MANAGER FREAKS OUT YHAT IM USING MU IPHONE

>>5998
It's okay, most jobs suck :(

I hate studying =3 =D ^=^

7:30 the toks missing
No (You)'s back


30min left on my shift and there's nothing to do.
I HATE MY JOB AND I WANT TO DIE. I AINT GOT NO IPHONE

Boss man let me go 5 minutes early.

LETS. FUCKING. GO. I LOVE WAGESLAVING.
>Bus won't be for 15minutes
LETS. FUCKING. NO.

o twitter voltou

>>6000
But we love studying here. /neko/ is a board of studious nekos :)
>>6002
>Bus won't be for 15minutes
Lmao, how long of a commute do you have to the job?

>>6004
1hr there
closer to 1hr30 to get back, because of the FREAKING BUSES being slower at night
>>6003
thank you bonald, life is wonderful with a bonitrollface.jpg

>>6005
>FREAKING BUSES being slower at night
light travels fast so its obvious that the busses will be faster in the light
my last sleep before doom...

>>6006
sleep tight prince, tomorrow DOOM will befall you FOREVER

>>6007
I will have been bequeathed by TORMENT next time we speak

>>6008
just imagine the cute rabbit, fox, cat, bunny, bunnyrabbit and deer girls cheering you on =D

>>6009
zomg....

Furrynekos will be purged this Saturday (formerly Caturday)

>>6011
Wait, since I'm the only non-furry neko, does that mean you will purge yourself?

cant fucking sleep its so over
4 hours until i have to awaken
I die on this hill
>>6011
erm what the fu(r)ck

He overslept for the exam and it's all his fault

>>6014
RAAAAAAH I am too powerful!,!

>>6015
You got a C?

>>6016
no idea until 5 weeks from now

>>6016
yeah i did

Powerful. #ImWithHer

clownfu

>>6020
Have you seen this anime?

>>6021
No, is it good?

>no response for 6 minutes
FUCK YOU

>>6022
Dunno, haven't watched it. There's only one episode, im waiting for at least 3 seasons that I can binge on crunchyroll.com

>>6022
Dunno, haven't watched it. There's only one episode, im waiting for at least 3 sneezeons that I can binge on crunchyroll.com

>>6020
>>6021
Isn't this Pomni? Am I missing something here? Are you both spooks?

>>6026
yeah Pomni, the main character of the amazing digital circus, the latest anime slop

I have been watching the episodes of the new monogatari season as they have been coming out weekly, just that I forgot to do it for 8 weeks now

>>6029
My beautiful FTM transhusband Ivy...

Haha fuck you boss man I have explicitly taken a task on the opposite side of the building from my supervisor so I can give myself a cheeky break unnoticed. You'll never catch me out!!!

Posted from the WiFi of Skegness Sex Factory.

>>6031
>he's having so much sex he needs to go to the less full of sex area to have even a 5 minute break
It's over, I HATE THE SEX WORKERS

>>6032
The worst part? I sometimes have to work a shift at the Furry Animegirl factory? Being Chief Sex Tester is difficult indeed...

>>6033
Yea but you're no confectioner, I bet confectioners have all the sex.

>>6034
What the neko is a confectioner

>>6036
I laugh at this canthinky bit every time
mega +4 for the singing

>>6036
omg hi big floppa kay. ZOmg, me and my wife are your biggest fans, pic related, its MY WIFE (borat voice)

my WIFE is JOJO POSING in ROME???

I still haven't watched part 6, I thought part 5 was kinda mid and I won't lie, I'm not a fan of this stand bollocks, just give me buff men wrestling naked again.

cheeky 20 minute nap that means I sleep for 5 hours and my mom just lets it happen, even parades "you looked so cute sleeping in your full hoodie and thermal pants"
yeah I die now. Good luck studies I will have a 7am-2pm sleep schedule now for weeks

>>6041
Your mom sounds like a good egg, cherish her forever. Sleeping in clothes is PEAK

image board? yeah I am imagining it

>>6042
she lacks all maternal love for me and constantly wants what is worst for me, including me sleep with a cranked neck in full gear
I suffer

>>6043
How about you imagine writing better posts HUH? HUH? HUH HUH HUH?
>>6044
It happens, me mum also didn't like waking me up no matter how stupidly I've fallen asleep.
You will not suffer if you just set up an alarm and get back into good sleep schedule asap :)

>>6044
>full gear
Are you 'Free Gear' Keir?

>>6045
>How about you imagine writing better posts HUH? HUH? HUH HUH HUH?
admit it buddy I laughed you
that means I OWN you now. I. OWN. YOU.
Get down and give me TWENTY pushups, fatty!

if we werent on this SLOW HOLE we would be able to send audio files without having to download five different programs to record, edit, audio adjust, balance the EQ and then export it to a postable file format...

the audacity of third worlders is crazy
on a video of some random guy in japan i read this from a hue
>please continue making videos like this but if it is possible make them in portuguese, i dont understand anything

hi neko

>>6050
with some luck we might even get a boni + madokadecroccs photo since madoka will be at BGS tomorrow I think it was
>boni MOGS whatever her name was
cant even remember it because of this brutal moggening hooooly THATS MY TOKKER!!!!!

>>6047
>TWENTY pushups, fatty!
Is this the power of the skelly? Can barely do 20 pushups? Pathetic.
>>6051
>boni + madokadecroccs photo since madoka will be at BGS tomorrow I think it was
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Also it's maeve.
Also also good morning :)