Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 17:42 No.18011 del

>>18002

>"Because they *are* what they *are*." Luan smiles like she's explaining simple math. "Like the scorpion and the frog. Except with pranks."
>"Mom I think Dad needs the ICU."
>Luan winks, "well, I guess we *sting* a bit too."
>"B-but *I'm* not a menace to society!" Liby protests. "I'm nothing like... *this*!"
>Luan tilts her head back and gives Liby a look of casual amusement. "Oh really?"
>"... Yeah?" Liby looks around. "I-I don't have a criminal record or anything so..."
>"Well, maybe that's the case." Luan nonchalantly shrugs. She casually pulls out a remote. "But maybe you just haven't had the right.. *inspiration* yet."
>Liby stares at the remote. It's a super cartoony one with a pokey antennae and a giant red button. "... What are you going to do?"
>"Oh, *me*?" Luan pressed a hand to her chest and chortles. "Oh *nothing* at all."
>She leans down with a wicked smile and holds the remote out to Liby.
>"This is for *you* sweetie."
>Liby shudders and backs away a little. "Y-you can't be serious. I'd *never*-"
>"Remember when you were trying to track who was using all the hot water in the morning?”
>Of course she does. She was so close to proving who it was until-
>”Leia made sure she covered her tracks well didn’t she?” Luan shakes her head and ‘tsks’. “But we both know who took your notes before you could prove it don’t we? And then she went and *pinned it on you*!” Luan gasps, “what a devious little devil- and she just got away with it too!Oh dear oh dear, she’s a crafty one that girl! In fact, I’m pretty sure that’s not the *first* time that’s happened….”

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