Man, this fandom was excessively cruel towards Loan in the early days.

>>17760
>mom kiss you
Cruelty beyond reason

>>17760
>>17761
Bad response but also I'd argue people still treat Loan like shit in fanfics.

>>17759
Drunk Lori is a a caring but dangerous Lori

>Standard SK Setup.
>Be Loan.
>Four days since she last showered.
>Fresh off latest 18-hour gaming session.
>BAM!
>Door implosion.exe
>Definitely don't squeal like pig as parent invades.
>Smell the scent of alcohol.
>No chance of escape.
>Fear crushing Dadhug+kisses until Mom steps into the light.
>"O-o-oh *fuck*."
>Mom blinks like a frog as she takes in the NEET-cave.
>"Lo-anne~~" she's doing the sing-song voice.
>She's drawing out Loan's name.
>"Y-yeah-"
>"H-how-*burp*- how long have you been all..." she does the frog blink again as she tries to brain. "*This*."
>"Ahh..." she probably means her latest NEET-streak.
>Not the whole failure at life thing.
>"Just a few days." Loan does a shaky smile.
>Lori stares her down.
>Loan sweats more.
>"J-just- umm..."
>"Honey what day is it?" Lori's voice is suddenly sharp and clear.
>Eyes dart to the computer.
>"Without looking."
>Darn.
>Best guess it is.
>"Thuuuu-" Mom's eyes narrow. "Frriday!"
>Dramatic pause.
>"Are you sure?"
>No.
>"Y-yeah!"
>Mom walks around the NEET-debris.
>Loan shrinks back as she hears crunching from something under the surface.
>Mom stops a foot away.
>Then suddenly she's a lot closer.
>Also they're hugging now for some reason.
>"Oh Loan, this is all my fault."
>Nani?
>"I've let this all go on far too long." Mom sighs. "Just look at you, what kind of life is this?"
>Okay. Used to visible disappointment from anyone not blind but feel like this is leading somewhere dangerous.
>"But that ends tonight."
>Oh no.
>Eye twitch as Mom goes in for a kiss on the cheek.
>"M-Mom, what are you doing?"
>Mwah.
>Repress a shudder at human contact
>"Mom I'm twenty-"
>"And well overdue growing up." Mom steps back and doesn't even look drunk anymore.
>(Feel dread like the last time she tried to apply for a job)
>"Get in the shower Loan. It's time we made you a functional adult."

>>17775
Piss off

>>17775
Funny, anon.

>>17775
Not a fan of slob Loan, but alright story all the same

>>17778
A happy Lil honeybee just in time for spring

Not sure when the #19 will be deleted so here's the archive for it.
https://archive.is/avfY7

>>17775
>NEET-streak
lul

Scottish Lupa

>>17784
Lincoln took the kids on a vacation to Loch Loud.

>>17784
Lupa 'ben up yer bowfin minge, ya wee cunt' Loud

What are most of the opinions on Loan as a character? What are some different headcanons some of you thought would be fun to see ?

>>17787
My opinion is that her neetdom and mental illness make her extremely erotic, I headcanon that she is into the craziest shit ever.

>>17787
I headcanon her as very anxious but with help of parents, family, friends she's growing more conversational, open and braver in public

>>17787
I think Lori would not only spoil her daughter, but put her in some expensive private school. Maybe still lazy, but imagine Loan as more of a rich brat.

>>17791
I don't know who had a bigger hate boner for Lincoln. Pat or Flagg.

>>17775
I love this shit keep em coming (and I hope you do a beans story to)

>>17800
who- why fucking make that first image...

>>17775
Nice story

Enclave? You here? Can you archive previous thread?

>>17790
>some expensive private school
Agree that Lori would indulge her every whim, but Loan definitely attended a regular school

>>17787

NEET. But not because she was once normal and got Diddy'd or something.

I think Lori would be an overbearing, but well intentioned Mom.

But this is the same girl who went full authoritarian every chance she got on her siblings. Add in the obvious teen mom thing on top of her control-freak and vain tendencies that she hadn't grown out of yet, and I tend to think of her as having started out as an ambitious tiger-mom who pushed Loan too hard when she was young.

She does love Loan, but between all the pressure and her own drive to succeed I think that Lori would try to do it all and end up making a wreck. She'll try to be both the ultra-ambitious businesswoman she imagined herself being when she was younger, and a ultra-successful 'single mom'.

This means the snapshot for Loan's developmental years would be a lonely girl who has to move around and lose her friends whenever her Mom's career demands it. At the same time though she's under pressure from Mom to be great at school/extra-curriculars/whatever, and Mom isn't paying enough attention to realize Loan is cracking under the pressure. Lincoln and the rest of the family probably do their best, but Loan's time is usually taken up and they can't always get out to see her when she's half way across the country.

Puberty comes in, things comes to a boil and when Loan can't take it anymore she just breaks down entirely and goes full NEET. A girl who was once apparently perfect from the outside fails to graduate high school, and can't even talk to people because of a combination of missing social development and assorted complexes.

It's just so much easier for her to exist in her safe room, and live through the internet than going outside...

>>17806

Also there's the whole product of incest thing. She could either be dealing with that for her whole life and it's one of the big things wearing down her psyche as she realizes the implications more and more as she grows up, or maybe it's something her family reveal when she's a teen and they think she can handle it.

But instead it becomes the anvil that breaks the camel's back.

>>17804
Not Enclave, but It was done earlier by this anon. >>17782
archive.is and .ph are under the same ownership.
>>17806
>>17808
M'yeah, I'm liking this HC.

Will update the archive pastebin now and delete the previous thread after, apologies for the delay. Thanks again to the anon who got it right away.
(Edited because the site wasn't working when I went to it, worked again 4 minutes later. Go figure.)
>>17804
Yeah, I'm around. Sorry, just been tired lately and I forgot to do it before, but I've still been keeping an eye on the thread. Missed this post until now though. How are all of you doing these days?

>>17812
Thanks for your work
>How are all of you doing these days
Surprisingly good, thread have been slow lately, but the spammer disappeared somewhere, so there was a nice atmosphere. can't vouch for other anons, but same in irl too

>>17813
Thanks, it's been fine enough, just lacked the desire to get that thread in order. I'd been wanting to post again for a while.
>Hows that booru coming along?
It's going better than before, we have a lot of things on paper that would make it much more efficient in both cost and code to run, but it hasn't been made. The biggest obstacle is finding someone who can actually put it together and or fix it. I wouldn't mind helping, but this is one of those things where you're stuck if you haven't got the right skillset for it, which I don't. It's been hard to find a replacement sysadmin.
>>17814
You're welcome anon, glad things are going alright. I noticed that as well, he's been quiet a while now, but hey, I'm not complaining.

>>17812
It's All good, glad to see you're doing alright, daylight savings and allergies had me loopy a bit too.

>>17809

>M'yeah, I'm liking this HC.

Cool, thanks. I also think that in this case, part of the reason that Loan's like 'this' now is probably because after her breakdown Lori panicked and swung to the opposite extreme. Becoming overly permission and more than a little hands-off...

Which unfortunately became enabling of Loan's bad coping mechanisms and allowed her to devolve into full NEETdom.

No Bad Touch or physical abuse needed. Just Lori being flawed like she is in the show, Loan missing early socialization for realistic reasons, and good a heaping of incest angst.

>>17820
>No Bad Touch or physical abuse needed. Just Lori being flawed like she is in the show

It'll never catch on with the fandom in that case

>>17821

Okay but what if we also gave her massive Daddy issues because Lincoln was both on the other side of the country and also her 'uncle' for most of her (lonely) childhood?

So as far as she knew she grew up without a Dad, but in reality she always had one who wanted her but was too far away/busy with his bajillion other kids. But then she *does* finally get her Dad but its a monkey's-paw wish thing

>>17821
What makes you say that?

I somewhat think it's because of early coomer thoughts or edginess.
But it would be a new way to look at Loan or another headcanon for her

>>17810
Lari n Loan appreciation day

>>17790
Loan headcanoned as being a pampered but spoiled kid sounds good and believable

>>17823
>Okay but what if we also gave her massive Daddy issues because Lincoln was both on the other side of the country and also her 'uncle' for most of her (lonely) childhood?

Won't catch up if you treat Lincoln like that.

>>17813
OGs behind bars

>>17823
Sounds alright. Its almost taking a plot from Trillhouse's What She was Missing. She’d want a Dad and positive role model in her life, but wouldn't expect what comes with it.

He had to start slowing down at guys night. They were gonna be the death of him

Lincoln slumped down and sighed into his coffee at the table as he was greeted by a hot Saturday morning. His head throbbed as he barely recognized the usually rude greeting of his daughter Lupa.

"Sup drunk middle aged old guy," Lupa perked. "how's it hangin."

"Ugh, go to your room, your grounded for... something, you did something I'm gonna regret today."

Lupa continued to teasingly swarm around the half hungover Lincoln as she held a few tablets of Tylenol and rub his back.

"Aww and after I came down this morning to help you with your headache?" Lupa said teasingly holding the keys to his relief. "But since I'm grounded already..how about you tell me how much fun it was pretending you were still young for a night."

"Well..umm"
......

12 hours ago.

"Alright ladies first round of drinks is on me!" Lincoln shouted as he and friends grabbed a table.

Rusty eagerly guzzled down the first of many beers as he sighed. "God I needed this, you would not believe the week I've had, who knew teaching piano and running a suit store would be this..rough."

"I guess you could say you're not..Suited..for it." Zach replied.

Liam quickly interjected. "Ha you think that's bad, try working 11 hours on a farm all day and get back to me."

Clyde followed with his own woes."It beats arguing and disciplining kids all day, by the way Linc I'm gonna need you to come in for Lupa...again."

Lincoln hastily changed the subject. "Guys guys guys, remember it's Friday we're not here to argue about the week, we're here to get..LOADED!!"

"Yea! Wooaa!!"

2 hours and many drinks later.

"Lemme up on that bull goddammit, I been riding and rustling all my life I can handle a mechanical one!" Liam yelled to the staff dj and game conductor

"Hey there little lady," Lincoln hazily swayed to another patron. "how bout me you and your friends over there come back to our...wait, Cleo!?..Is that you?!"

"W-What..n-no."

Lincoln could hardly hear as he barely saw Cleo run to another table and out the door with her friends.

He shook his eyes. "...Weird.." He swore he saw his friends daughters. He thought he saw Lyra too. Then he walked back to his friends with a beer "..Anyways. Hey Dj, C'mon if there's anyone who can ride a bull here its my buddy here!"

"Hello, you still here, you're not gonna puke or anything are ya?" Lupa said snapping his attention from his hazed memory and back to her.

"I...I remember now. Lincoln replied.

Lupa began. "Good. Now maybe you can tell me what hap-

"Wh-what was Lyra doing there yesterday. And -agh my head, and what did you do at school yes-yester- "

"Here's the Tylenol you need Dad, gotta go..yeah later." Lupa said as she quickly left the kitchen.

Lincoln gulped the coffee down with his Tylenol. After he remembered he had a house of kids to rope up.

And after he remembered..he had to start slowing down at guys nights. They were gonna be the death of him.

>>17831
>Rusty
>Clyde
Cringe

>>17831
Ok story anon

>>17831
It's alright. Slight exhale out the nose out of ten ten.
Gah! You make me want to write-fag a lil bit.

>>17793
The 3 bestest girls

>>17834
Go for it!

>>17831
Hammered hammered.

>>17831
Good story DA.

>>17838
Not me this time, anon. Although I am glad to see another writefag willing to consider Lincoln will keep his friends as an adult. Most people don't.

>>17839
Because they all suck

>>17837
Nice

>>17838
That's not DA. If it was, Lupa wouldn't be in it at all. He's only capable of writing about Lyra and the beans.

What happened to /tlvg/? I swear every green that gets posted here nowadays plays it too safe.

>>17778
Animal tag

>>17830
More animal tags

>>17843
Ancient preserved fossilized barf

>>17844
Everyone here got older and grew out of their edgy phase.

>>17848
I'm not saying greens gotta be edgy and all that but like all these new greens have no bite at all to them. They're too sanitized. Too wholesome. Too milquetoast. Whatever happened to interesting writing?

>>17849
Could you explain or give an example to compare it to?

>>17830
Big sister and little sister

>>17831
Good story

>>17826
I think Dove had a headcanon with Loan as a spoiled rich daughter.

>>17853
>Dove
Cringe

>>17831
This was ok anon.

>>17853
It was some other girls too she made. It was probably a personality swap

>>17830
>Looks at tag number
Whatever happened to Lulu #1-11?

>>17856
They had "defects" and were promptly eliminated.

The second one

>Loan Loud was seven today she was excited about her birthday.
>No one came for her party even her dad didn't make it. She just stared at the cake with six candles on it.
>"Mommy I'm seven today."
>Lori took a long drag on her cigarette.
>"I know dear I bought you the cake and set this party up remember."
>Loan tugged on Lori's pants.
>"I know mommy but there are only six candles and no one came. There's not even any balloons?"
>Lori rolled her eyes and put her cigarette on the cake. She patted Loan on the head.
>"Most girls like it when people think they're younger, maybe that attitudes why no one came."
>Loan was starting to cry.
>"Why isn't daddy here?"
>"Because just like 7 years ago he forgot to buy the balloons now blow out your candles and make a wish!"
>Loan blew out her candles and wished she knew why no one came.
>Later that night when Loan was throwing out the cake with the ash on it she saw all the invites in the trash her wish came true.

More Loan abuse why I dunno I just like abusing her

>Loan waited with tears in her parents room.
>Today was Monday that’s mommy day.
>While waiting like a good girl Loan decided to be a bit naughty.
>Loan opened up the dresser near the bed
>Loan see’s her dad’s gun.
>Loan never held a gun before she trembled as she’s picked it up.
>Holding that gun made her feel something new.
>A kind of power, for once she didn’t feel so weak and helpless.
>Before she could think any further she hears her mom walking towards the door.
>She gulps and swallows all her fear and doubts to summon her courage.
>Loan started to breath heavily with one eye closed and water distorting her sight, she raised the gun high and by bit her lip.
>Shaking as she pointed the gun at the door.
>”Who loves special mommy daughter day?”
>Breathing heavily Loan mumbles.
>”I...I do Mom.”
>Loan squeezes the trigger and she hears a click.
>”Wha wha what’s happening!”
>The door opens and a surprisingly sober Lori come see in.
>”Liar I knew you didn’t love it.”
>Loan falls to the floor face like a puppy that got caught peeing on the carpet.
>Loan is still trying to fire the gun nothing but clicks come out.
>”Not that it’s loaded dear but the safety is literally still on.”
>Lori grabs the gun off her daughter and pulls her towards the bed.
>”This was a test dear to see if you really loved me and if you could be trusted.”
>Loan whimpered.
>Lori just brushed her hair.
>”It’s ok I’ll still make you feel special I just don’t have to feel bad about it anymore.”

Another fuck Loan story let’s call it a Loan for lunch
That’s stupid it’s a dumb name. I mean fuck that kid is getting bullied I can see it now.
>”Hey Loan me your lunch money.”
>Loan tightens her grip on her backpack straps and gulps nervously.
>”Hey Loud are you deaf or just stupid money now!”
>Loan remembered her father's words bullies are a superstitious cowardly lot. This gave her confidence
>”You can’t have it my mommy made it just for me!”
> Loan was instantly punched in the stomach she felt a bile rise up as she coughed and her knees hit the ground.
>Before Loan could do anything she felt the girl grab her hair and pulled her face to her knee giving Loan a black eye.
>Loan was in tears as the girl ripped her backpack of her and rummaged around finding her lunch box.
>The bully opened the box took a bite of her sandwich and hucked it like a loogie in Loans face.
>”Eww tuna your mom sucks next time bring money dork!”
>The bully opened Loan’s Juice box and poured it on her head before leaving with her cake dessert and apple.
>Loan sobbed silently on the ground rolling into a fetal position, thinking her dad was wrong she was the coward.

Oh Jesus. Ya happy now >>17844?
>>17858
You evil depraved anon. The greens could use some work, something tells me you're ESL, but hey, whatever, at least we're getting something around here. Loan abuse aside, I think the second one was probably the best one of the three. Other than that, fuck you.

>>17859
He asked for bite only to turn around bring us try hard edgy Loan fics

>>17860
Probably isn't the same anon.

>>17859
These are old Greens just reposts from long ago. Who’s your favorite sinkid, or just someone you want to read about, I can see if I have one of them in a green text I can post.

>>17862
If you're going to be republishing older greens maybe do something a bit more positive? Maybe even match >>17844's request for something not-edgy, but with "bite" or whatever.

>>17859
>Oh Jesus. Ya happy now

No. Not really. That's just trying too hard to be different and try to fit the spirit of how the fandom used to be.

>>17863
Ok so something more like this?

Wrestling isn't wrestling.
>"I'm telling You guys it's awesome check it out!”
>Lemy turns on the tv and sits between Lyle and Bobby jr.
>"This is so fake."
>"Shut up Lyle you don't know right Bobby!"
>"Well I'm sure the stunts are real."
>Lyle smirks and Lemy groans.
>"Not you too, come on guys what's possibly fake about this?”
>"Well for one thing, they're stomping when they hit the other guy nobody does that in a fight."
>"They don't?"
>Both Lyle and Bobby look concerned at Lemy.
>"Jesus man no wonder you keep losing fights!"
>Lyle is shaking his head with disdain.
>"Alright alright fine I'll admit that's apparently weird... But you can't possibly name anything else off about wrestling."
>"Uh actually, there is something."
>"No Bobby don't you dare!"
>Lyle is sporting a wicked cat like grin ear to ear.
>"Yes Bobby dare! Dare!"
>"I don't want to say it's nothing."
>Lemy looks relieved
>Lyle looks annoyed but his grin comes back fast.
>"Really Bobby nothing well I guess it couldn't be half as bad as that lizard fight, you know the one Lemy was mocking when we watched star treck."
>Bobby jr look pissed.
>"They don't even connect when they dropkick! Who lets them grab their arms when they throw! Why would you ever fight your boss! It's terrible writing fit for an awful eighties soap opera!"
>Lyle falls backwards laughing.
>Lemy just turns off the tv and puts his grunts and flips them off, as he walks away.
>"Oh fuck off, you guys suck."
>"Did I go too far?"
>Lyle pops back up and puts his arm around Bobby Jr.
>"He was stomping his feet when he punched people this'll help him."
>"Still I feel like we kicked a puppy."
>Lyle rolls his eyes annoyed.
>"Fine we'll find him some real wrestling to watch."
>Bobby smiles looking happy and hugs Lyle.
>"Come on man don't make this gay."
>Lyle pushes Bobby away and pulls out a cellphone.
>"Alright what do you think he'd prefer MMA, or Lucador?"
>Bobby scratches his chin.
>"MMA, luchador will remind him of Aunt Lynn and who wants to picture girls wrestling?"
>Lyle blushes a bit imagining Aunt Lynn pinning someone.
>"Not me..."

>>17864
What would you have in mind then?
>>17865
Uh, yeah, sure. That works, alternatively just... stop republishing things and make some new things.

>>17866
Why something new when you can have Zoidberg? Nah I’ll try and dust off my old writing chops ok give me a request and I’ll see if I still got the busted chops to make English teachers cry. Pick a kid or kids and any scenario and I’ll see what I can do.

Nothing huh? Well makes sense I’m ancient not sure if any of you even know who I’am, well I’ll post an old favorite of mine that never caught on, and I’ll check the thread again in like 8ish hours, see if anyone puts in a request.

>>17867
How about Lynn Jr drives Laika home after she lost a boxing match

Or

Leia and Stephanie argue over territory lines at the Royal Woods park

Wait

>jest visiting
>jest
Jestsumguy?

>>17856
I think it's cause she's the twelfth child.
1. Loan
2. Liena
3. Lyle
4. Lyra
5. Lemy
6. Liby
7. Lacy
8. L3
9. Lupa
10. Leia
11. Lizy
12. Lulu

>>17870
Possibly

>>17853
She got that from DA

>>17856
>>17857
Animal tag lovers

>>17874
Garbage and disrespectful to Green

Oooh, we're getting pampered tonight with the greens. Reposts or not, that's pretty cool.
>>17868
>>17868
Oh, cool, sorry anon don't have anything in mind. But if you're really who you say you are it's cool to see you're still hanging around.

>>17875
>>17845
>>17846
>>17847

> Graaaah Respect creators Garbage Animal Tags!

>>17876
This was nice Jest, love the Lacy apology and reveal in the end

Here an old favorite of mine that never caught on (1/2)

>”Girls we have a visitor!”
>Leni screams in excitement.
>Bed and Liena come from the kitchen to see there youngest aunt Lily there.
>Liena gets excited and runs over picking up her skinny aunt lifting her in bear hug.
>”Ooof Hey there Liena man you’ve gotten big.”
>Lily gasps for air and pats her on the back to put her down.
>”Who’s this little muffin?”
>Bed being squimish hides behind Leni’s leg.
>Lily kneels down and looks at the small child hiding between Leni’s legs.
>”Aww she’s precious... Quiet though does she talk?”
>Leni pats Bed on the head.
>”She’s always like that around new people she’s like a cat, she’ll be all over you after she gets used to you.”
>Lily smiles and looks around.
>”Hey wait a minutes you’re missing a kid where’s the boy?”
>Leni looks away and scratches her chin.
>”Oh that’s weird guess he doesn’t want to come down?”
>Lily gives her big sister the stink eye.
>”Yeah or maybe you just yelled for the girls.”
>Lily takes a deep breath claps her hands to her mouth and yells.
>”Lyle Loud your super cute aunt is here!”
>Bed starts to shiver scared hiding underneath Leni who’s ears are ringing, Liena’s standing there happily smiling.
>”Who the hell is that?”
>Lyle come walking down looking bewildered and annoyed.
>Lily see’s him and runs up and picks him up mirroring the bear hug from Liena earlier.
>”Oh my God he’s adorable!”
>”Who the hell are you?”
>Lyle’s struggling to break away as Lily is examining his face pulling his hair and tickling his stomach.
>”I haven’t seen you since you were a baby making poo poos, Wow that hair is precious, are you still ticklish?”
>”Stop! Who the hell are you?”
>Lyle shouts as he pushes her off him.
>”Lyle that’s your aunt Lily, my youngest sister.”
>Lily falls back and giggles she grabs her suitcase and throws it at Lyle’s chest, he catches it but loses his balance falling over on his ass.
>”Naughty boy swearing, now you gotta carry my bag.”
>Lily sticks her tongue at him and winking trying to look cute
>Lyle groans as he gets up.
>”Why does this family keep getting crazier?”
>Lily walks over and offers to help him up.
>”You get used to it, hey you have the same eyes I do weird right?”
>Lyle dosen’t let her help him, as he struggles to lift the suitcase.
>”Not really we’re related after all, what’s in this thing?”
>”Text books mostly and clothes.”
>”Books?”
>”Yeah I need to study even though it’s spring break.”
>Lyle walks her to the guest room.
>”This’s how you spend spring break?”
>”Well I go to school in Florida so I party all the time no big deal.”
>Lyle drops the suitcase and a bunch of botany books fall out.
>”Oh no they fell out… sorry.”
>Lily smiles despite the boy trying to get under her skin and picks up the books. Lyle annoyed he’s not getting to her begrudgingly starts to help and accidentally grabs a bra and drops it embarrassed.
>”Ha ha ha was that intentional?”
>Lily nudges the blushing boy suggestively.
>”No no no I swear!”
>Lily smiles and raises her eyebrows fast and suggestively.
>”Really I mean you are a Loud we tend to keep it in the family.”

>>17880
2/2 going to bed goodnight

>Lyle gets frustrated and folds his arms.
>”So you know all about my dad and us then.”
>”Of course I do I’m the baby sister.”
>Lyle grits his teeth and places his right hand on his fore head annoyed.
>”So why haven’t I heard of you then?”
>Lily looks down.
>”Well that’s because Linky, er your father was disowned by your grandparents before you were born.”
>”Yeah that checks out so we’re the black sheep the blight?”
>”Yeah sorry kid I wasn’t really allowed to keep in touch and still live at home.”
>Lyle looks surprised.
>”Wait does that mean you and Dad never...”
>Lyle coughs nervously.
>”Well.”
>”No
No don’t continue I do t want to know.”
>Lily looks a little sad eyes watering up a bit.
>”Well truth is, I wasn’t allowed to see Linky anymore after, Well you know.”
>Lyle pats Lily’s back.
>”I’m sorry but at least you’re the normal one in the family.”
>Lily spits her tongue out waving her hand in the air mockingly.
>”Pfft normality is over rated, speaking of weird.”
>Lily digs in her suitcase pulling out an old fox toy.
>”Yeah you were the last kid I got to meet... Hey this is lame, but I always wanted to give you well one of the kids this. Would you still like it?”
>Lyle very puzzled grabbed the old creepy fox.
>Looking at his aunt smiling in anticipation.
>”Uh sure what is it?”
>Lily is crying a little while smiling.
>”Oh just a little family heirloom do you like it?”
>Lyle gives Lily an awkward hug.
>”Uh yeah it’s the best gift you could give me thanks?”
>Lily wipes off her tears.
>”Oh I just missed so much time already. Sorry I’m being way too emotional I must look terrible.”
>”Nah you look... what did you say earlier super cute.”
>The two just sit there until Lyle coughs to break the silence.
>”So Florida that’s a long flight do you want anything water or like food?”
>Lyle says feeling weird that he’s comforting this strange woman, who’s now brushing his hair?
>Lily can sense the tension.
>”Yeah some water would be nice if you don’t mind.”
>”Alright I’ll be right back unless you want to come with?”
>Lyle cringed a bit realizing he’s making this more awkward.
>”No, no need thanks though water would be great you go and I’ll catch up after I unpack.”
>Lyle gets up and leaves the room forgetting the fox.
>Lily watches him go and grabs the fox doll.
>”I guess he’s too old for this now...”
>Lily hits the play button and watches the fox sing don’t you cry.
>”My baby...”
>Lily whispers silently cradling the old toy.

>>17868

Well if you're still taking requests:

Maybe something about Cecilia getting welcomed into the family (not like actually moving in, but like getting introduced to the main blob of siblings and parents who live in the Loud House) after the reveal of who her Dad actually is?

Like, she's probably still reeling from the whole revelation about being from the same bloodline as her arch 'rival' Lyra. But there's also the whole "yeah, this house is 100% incest."

Bonus points if Lupa comes along to warn her about rule 1: Don't ask why Dad/Mom/Auntie/Whoever is like that.

Lupa: "It's not 'cause we're shy about stuff or anything. It's just every time someone *does* ask we find out, and it's always a million times worse than you thought it was."

Liby: "Yeah, one time we found this old mascot costume in the attic and... well..."

Lupa: "Long story short? We took the time machine and found eleven year old Dad stuck sleeping outside in the Michigan Winter."

Cecilia [still in shock about everything: "... Time Machine?"

Lupa: "Yeah don't get your hopes up about taking it for a spin. Aunt Lisa took it apart after the last time. Probably for the best, everytime we used it shit just got worse."

[Lupa leans in]

Lupa: "If you don't believe me, go ask Lyra why she has to wear a wig."

>>17882
>Cecilia
One of the biggest wasted potential characters.

>>17881
>>17880
Very sweet Jest, hope you had a goodnight and time here

>>17885
The unexpected nerd duo

>>17884
I don’t think that was actually Jest, there would’ve been more Lyle posting.

>>17883
True. We should try to get her out here in greentexts, but we really should expand and use her more.

>>17876
>>17868
This was quick Jestanon You still have good greentext writing!

>>17887
Better than being called DA. I would take actual offense if I was confused for DA. Dude doesn't even acknowledge most of the OCs.

>>17891
First picture's nice. Always nice to see wholesome Loan.

>>17830
Gotta catch em all

>>17829
Anyone ever ask Trill if he's gonna start it back up or open to let someone else take it over?

>>17894
Please god no. There's already too much edgy crap and dramaslop on the market. We don't need one of the OGs to make a comeback. It was bad enough when that fix Zeobide wrote was a thing.

>>17895
I think finishing a story is better then letting it sit dormant regardless if it's dramaslop, or whatever.

>>17895
>>17896

I say go ahead and write for any of this abandoned stuff. Either the story finally gets an ending from the new guy, or the sheer butthurt from getting their stuff touched will inspire the OG to actually put the effort in to finishing the damn thing.

>>17897
Another Without Sin situation.

I wish someone would write Without Sin but swap children or swap Linka with Liberty instead of Lincoln

>>17896
>>17897
>>17898
>>17899
How about no. This kind of shit is why the fanfiction side is so dead/creatively bankrupt.

Do you think Edgelord Lupa would actually kill anyone? Like she carries around a butterfly knife and maybe she slashes at some people and maybe even stabs one or two. I can't really see her actually just outright killing someone though. She strikes me as more the kind of bipolar girl from school who acts like a tough, crazy maniac who might carry a knife, but would never have the guts to actually take a life.

>>17901
I think it would depend on whether or not she actually felt threatened. I feel like she would absolutely kill someone if she felt like they were a threat to her family or herself, but absolutely not randomly. She's an edgelord, not a psycho.

>>17901
Pretty much what>>17902 said. I see her as very proficient at handling her switchblade able to do tricks, aim it and everything and might even try to scare someone who annoyed her but never try to jill someone with it

>>17900
I disagree, anon. Like I said earlier, I think it would be better for creators to come back and finish a story rather it sit dormant. But I can agree that it would be refreshing to see new material put out there. Problem is, I don't think Sin Kids is as popular these days, let alone The Loud House in general.
>>17901
I think the consensus here is that, no, she probably would not take a life unless provoked. However, who would? Lulu? Loan? Lops?

>>17904
You do realize none of these people want to come back and have moved on? Besides nobody wants to deal with Midgar and all that autistic garbage. Just let the shit rest and move on.

>>17904
Even provoked I think Lupa would shove or punch at best. Lulu on the other hand would attack immediately.

>>17906
Lulu is such a stupid character, people pick on Lani but it’s the same dumb shit just replace magic with science.

>>17891
And then Cloud was born

>>17903
She wouldnt kill them, but she would jill someone

>>17908
She's no longer a Clyde kid.

>>17910
Wait, I thought heard somewhere he changed them back to Clyde kids.

>>17911
Citation needed

>>17910
Lets just ignore that specific headcanon and say she is a Clyde kid for all intents and purposes

>>17912
>>17911
I think Vale said something about it on a q and a

>>17913
Here we go disrespecting the creators again.

>>17909
She is good with her hands

>>17892
Agreed. We need more.

>>17913
Agreed. That was a reactionary take.

>>17891
The sweetest little girls in the whole wide world

>>17882
Lurking writefag in practice here. Don't think Jest (assuming that is Jest) is going to fulfill this but I'd like to shoot my shot here. Got any art of her for reference?

>>17919
>>17920

Thanks to the Anon above for giving pictures.

Cecilia's whole thing was basically being the bitch that fanon Carol was, except with some added girlfailure elements because she *Lyra's* supposed rival...

Except Lyra barely knew who she was, because even though Cecilia was decent at anything she tried to match Lyra in, Lyra was flat out great or exceptional at. Plus she was also rxtra judgy towards the Louds (super extra judgy if the whole incest thing is publicaly known) while ironically either not knowing about Lincoln being her Dad (maybe insecurities about not having a Dad contributed to the bitchyness?) or knowing and resenting Lyra+her siblings for having Lincoln so much in their lives.

Personally, I like to add extra salt by using the "everyone inexplicably loves Lincoln" trope with her. Specifically by having her not know Luincoln's connection to her because Carol wanted some distance from the mess that is the Louds, so she's resenting Lyra for also having a father figure and also secretly has a crush on Lincoln...

And so if the truth comes out it's just pure ironic hell for her. Hilariously awful way to finally get the Dad she always wanted.

>>17921
Wasn't there also a thing about her grandparents raising her?

>>17922

Yep, and they were usually upper-class snobs which also played into the whole bastard angst/Daddy issues/resentment towards Lyra (who was white trash who was great at all the stuff Cecilia was supposed to the best at+plus had a massive family who loved her) stuff she had going on.

Plenty of material for drama. Kind of surprising she didn't pick up more steam in the community to be honest.

>>17921
>>17922
>>17923
I feel like Cecilia didn't catch on with the fandom because Ratchet spent 98% of his time shoving Marla down everyone's throat. He had a much more interesting character in Cecilia but instead chose to constantly focus on Marla, who, in my opinion, is one of the blandest OCs out there.

Another reason I don't think Cecilia caught on, and this could just be me showing bitterness towards the fandom, is because nobody wanted to work with a multi layered character who had something interesting going for them. Shit, this was at the peak of Glyle and Gloom being portrayed as an idiot who was incapable of functioning without Lyle's help.

>>17924
I remember a certain amount of apathy towards half-bloods back in the day.

>>17925
Everyone was extremely picky about what half bloods they cared about, which is why so many of them, Cecilia included, ended up so underdeveloped. That and people were allergic to interesting characters like Cecilia.

>>17926
Sounds like you’re just bitter that nobody likes her, if she was more interesting wouldn’t she have had more people writing for her and drawing her?

>>17927
Well, one thing that would've fucking helped was if her creator actually did more shit with her instead of constantly shoving Marla down everyone's throats. And you're getting my comment completely twisted up.

>>17928
>creator did more with her instead of using Marla
I'm thinking that's the consensus for most of the active fandom. Cecilia has more potential than Marla right now and unless others get involved with expanding Marla, she's pushed as far as she can go

>>17929
Marla was always a bland character imo. Didn't really help she was part of the Lyle cult shit.

>>17920
>>17921
Yes. Thanks for the art and lore. I'll probably pick and choose certain things to fit an Idea I have (while staying as close to the original prompt as possible). Nothing big, mind you, I'm not that enthusiastic about my writefagging skills. Already have too much unfinished crap sitting in my docs. We'll see where this goes and If I end up going through with it, cool, I'm not as lazy as I thought.
Until then, here's a parting question. Are there any original characters out there, whether that be from niche Lincoln x ? ships, or maybe something else, you'd like to see make a comeback?
Personally I'm kind've fond of Lops. The whole nature lover thing she's got going is nice.

>>17931
>I'm not that enthusiastic about my writefagging skills.

Have you not seen the amount of garbage and unoriginal crap that passes for "good" in this fandom nowadays? Don't beat yourself up.

>>17932
Agreed. Just get your stuff out there wade past the hate, net the constructive criticism and positives, and you'll be alright.

>>17931
>Original characters out there, whether that be from niche Lincoln x ?
Its an open world depending how far you want to go back, how many headcanons you're open to, and how many OCs from CCs you'd like to try out.
There's Laxx from Elektrik
Rockmeister had Bun Bun kids, Lavender, Layla, etc..
DA has Holly
There's Nevy Lani and Lulu and Dove's characters Rosie, Bobby, and Daisy
HoneyLemon's Lari and Rinn
Lio's Stephanie and Bluebell Scouts
Zaq's Connor
Etc....

And you can always right about the other main kids day to day life

>>17933
Zaq no longer associates Connor with sin kids. Stop disrespecting creators.

>>17933
>Laxx
LMAO

>the bun bun kids
LMAO

>Holly
Cringe!

>Rosie, Bobby, and Daisy
Even more cringe

>>17934
Well he was part of them.

Alright let's see what we got, piles of bobby shite with some turd creme of greens with the lard, some Lemy garbo, some dove snot sprays here and there, no lyle (lmao),other than that reposts all over the place, again, some things never change huh cling anons.

>>17907
Tbh that's these retards, dull says nat birth.

>>17936
He's no longer apart of sin kids. Respect Zaq and leave Connor out of this.

>>17937
>Tfw you're so obsessively autistic about other CCs and their OCs that you froth at the mouth at the mere mention of the ones you don't like.
I get this place has a dwindling user population but (you) seriously don't need to be here.

>>17941
I don't think he's around regularly. I don't get the point of being so cynical you visit a place just to bitch but still care enough to drop by. Why not actually discuss something? What a strange thing.

>>17940
>>17939
>>17938
>>17937
>>17934

The return of the schizo

>>17941
He needs this place the same way Kurt wanted us.

>>17942
It completely illogical. But then again, arguing with autistic mutant like him never worked out before.

Anyone see TheSeigePerilous's newest fic?

>>17945
If it's that new Helluva Boss crossover that's a hard pass. Never really cared for crossovers. How about you though anon? You read it?

>>17920
Smug Rich Bitch in all of her glory

>>17946
Made it halfway through. Still reading.

>>17787
There's a headcanon where she's spoiled rich and less socially anxious

>>17945
>>17946
>>17948
Siege used to be such a good writer then he started slipping in quality and writing autistic crossovers. What the hell happened.

>>17933
ZAQ makes a good foil to Liby. I don't know if anyone ever made any fics about them.

>>17950
He let his fetishes and crossovers run too wild to the point they took over the quality

>>17952
I feel like even before that, he started slipping in quality. Like Gigant used to be good but at some point, I wanna say when he couldn't stop dragging out the Maggiecoln dating arc, he started to get into Saint Lincoln/Everybody Loves Lincoln territory and never looked back.

Also, he's a good example of "just because it sounds like a good idea to you doesn't mean you actually have to do it"

>>17953
>Saint Lincoln
Sounds like he delved into the Lincoln Harem side. No idea what it is, but most known writers toward the end end up falling into camp perverted, dark and twisted or Captain Save the Day Lincoln Loud

>>17954
Gigant was already a battle harem fic but it was like he went from writing a normal, down to earth, close to show accurate Lincoln to turning him into Saint Lincoln. And what he did to Maggie was so cringe inducing.

>>17949
Who?

>>17955
How'd it end?

>>17957
Gigant is still going. Much like DA, Siege is incapable of finishing anything.

>>17956
Unironic DA and therefore Dove

Do any of the other moms try and get their kids out of the line of fire on April 1st? Or is it a suffer with me mentality?

>>17960

I think it depends. Like, Leni's probably going to try and save her babies. But Luna for example might decide: "okay Songbird, you think you're tough shit, let's see how you handle *tough shit*" because Lyra lectured her on her 'adult responsibilities'/moralized one time too many.

Basically I expect there's a spectrum, with some of the Moms being on "NOT MY BABY!" to, "Lol, we burn together my brat!"

>>17960
Lana would try and get Lizy out with all her might and bulldoze over Luan to do it

>>17960
I think Luan will start a prank where she doesn't change at all on April Fools, making the kids feel like all their parents are nuts because they're so afraid of her on that day. With each passing year, nothing happens until they all come to the conclusion that "has she really stopped?" and stop being wary. Then she'll get them.

>>17964
She's playing the waiting game

>>17966
Roundtable of garbage

>>17966
The one sister Luan doesn't prank anymore is Leni. She's afraid she'll hulk out on her if anything happens to Bed.

>>17968
Bed is too much of a sweetie, she's off limits, says Leni

>>17966
Sweetheart and SCP

>>17963
>Luan tries to prank Lizy
>Sees Lana in the background watching angrily
>Leaves immediately

>>17966
>>17970
She's sleeping with her favorite man

>>17970
Only when she's angry or hungry or scared or likes someone.

>>17962
>Leni and Lana with Liena and Lizy "Not my baby!"

>Lola and Leia
"We're burning together!"

>>17973
He's the best secondary pillow, sleeper, eater, big brother in the house.

>>17949
Most of the time she gets wrapped up in the anxiousness and people leave it there.

>>17948
Ended with a possibility of a chapter 2

>>17973
>>17874

Lulu has competition

>>17979
Loan could really be headcanoned as a list of things even with anxiety if it weren't made so crippling

>>17981
Cute competition

Envlave. Midgar is spamming again.
>>17985
>>17977
>>17974
>>17971

>>17986
Rent free as always.

>>17964
>7 years pass without a peep
>Kids fall under sense of peace
>Perfect
>Luan strikes at midnight

>>17966
The only other sister Lulu would patiently wait for to groom her.

>>17983
>>17976

The big question: what happens to Liby?

Does Luan spare her spawn, or does Liby get the kind of *special treatment* that requires professional help afterwards?

>>17986
At this point he really is just the new Kurt; a mentally ill nuisance.

>>17991
Luan might settle for a middle ground. Light pranking to keep her daughter in her toes and get her used to pranking opportunities. And eventual recruitment and special Mother Daughter bonding.

>>17960
Lemy and Marla would be on the fence. Their parents Luna and Margo would halfway want to get them out of the heat. But the other half would believe it builds character and understanding.

>>17994
Garbage

>>17990
Animal tag lover

>>17992
LMAO. That's the best you could come up with?

Thanks Enclave.

>>17986
It's funny to see how Midgar pulled this whole “fatherxdaughter, and if you don't support me you're my enemy” thing.

Only to end up making enemies of most of the server or the fandom in general.

At least I'm glad I don't see any more content from Greenshit, Midgar, or Adull, since Alexics, the only shithead who supported them, is no more sharing that shit.

>>17997
It was a masterclass in hypocrisy. Him, Green, and Dull went around for years doing the exact same things that got people tired of Pat and Chip.

Flagg would have a field day watching Spanish chip, Mexican Pat, and Midgar run rampant claiming they're saving the fandom and respecting everyone.

That is one good thing out of all that. He might be learning.

>>17997
I remember when I found out Alexisc writes. His writing is exactly what you think it is. Also, he has his own Cleo... cause of course Lincoln needs more girls to race mix with.

>>17999
>Oh no.
Another Saint Lincoln harem writer. As much as I want to say he tried to make another Cleo, this is just another no name girl to make smut of.

>>17946
Why is it that so many previously mainly loud house fans suddenly pivoted to Hazbin Hotel/ Helluva Boss? Am I the only one to notice this?

>>17960
Lori and Loan: Protect
Leni, Liena, Lyle and Bed: Protect
Luna, Lyra, and Lemy: Protect
Luan and Liby: Goes extra hard on the pranking, but Liby uses her intelligence to stay a step ahead of her, only for it to be revealed that Luan predicted Liby's every move and planned the ultimate prank just for her out of her own strange brand of motherly love
Lynn, Lacy and Lynn the Third: Suffering builds character, and most importantly, cardio from running and dodging
Lincoln: PTSD flashbacks to the previous April Fool's Days, and goes into survival mode to protect his entire family, cooperating with Liby to make it out of this alive. Good bonding experience with Liby.
Lucy and Lupa: Protect by stealthy hiding. It's no use.
Lola and Leia: 50/50 Protect or Suffer together
Lana and Lizy: Protect
Lisa and Lulu: Lulu is untouched by every single prank by Hax powers. Lisa is not so lucky.
Lily and Lani: Same as above.

>>17989
>Dr. Lopez sessions with kids get confusing
>Kids say they're worried and trying to avoid their Aunt Luan, some are mildly inconvenienced, some are fearful, some are angry
> Dr. Lopez gives heartfelt advice about talking honestly with parents and Luan, being tolerable and lenient, but still set firm boundaries with her.
>Kids thank Dr. Lopez and leave.
> Lopez removes wig and makeup, turns out it was Luan all along masquerading as Lopez, while real Dr. Lopez listens from behind curtains
>Real Dr. Lopez had idea to let Luan talk 1 on 1 with kids/potential victims to find common ground and to help both with pranking others and consequences of prank
>Luan still pranks family, but now they're lighthearted, sometimes actually funny, but never dangerous, almost like she's realizing when to pull back

>>18000
My favorite part is how he tries to implement social commentary on racism in it as if he doesn't treat her the same way the fandom treats other black OCs and he isn't part of one of the most racist people out there.

>>18002

>Standard SK Setup.
>April 1st. The Loud House.
>It's a fucking massacre.
>Broken windows.
>Smoking wreckage.
>Bodies strewn across the property- still twitching like they're alive.
>(They *probably* are, but probably wish otherwise at the moment).
>You'd think Lisa and Lulu might stand a chance.
>But no, the bunker door blew off from the inside half an hour ago at escape velocity, and candyfloss-scented mist is the only thing that came out after.
>Uncertain if they're dead or alive. But if they're not corpses they know not to draw attention.
>Luna grabbed her spawn and left a week ago.
>One look at the news shows the Tour Bus is currently airborne thanks to a million balloons that mysteriously appeared tied to it overnight.
>Liby's the last Loud standing.
>"Well... well... *well*..."
>Shiver as the creepy voice echoes through the house.
>Liby's eyes dart around the kitchen, looking for something to save her.
>Nothing- unless she wants to try and hide in the front yard's new crater.
>(Stand Proud Dad, you were strong).
>"You know, I think the cabinet would be your best bet."
>Mom's voice comes from all directions.
>Cold sweat pouring from all of her... well pores.
>"Most people go for the vents on instinct you know? But I've been booby-trapping them since before I had braces."
>Liby swallows and retreats to the middle of the room. The walls aren't safe.
>Look under the table, no pranks that she can see.
>"Oh yeah, hide under the table. I bet no one's thought of that before. Maybe we can huddle together until the big bad boogeywoman's gone!"
>Evil cackle.mp3
>"M-mom? Why are you like this..." Liby can't help the whine as she tries to find a safe spot. "Why can't you *not* be a total psycho every April 1st?"
>There's a pause.
>Liby's pores do overtime as it occurs to her she might have just made the beast *angry*.
>But no, it just made her introspect.
>"Why does a bird fly, little Liby? Why does a fish swim and cat play with its food?"
>There's something behind her.
>Swallow and turn around to see Mom standing behind her, looking perfectly put together. Calm as a cucumber like she *hasn't* done a million felonies today.

1/2

>>18002

>"Because they *are* what they *are*." Luan smiles like she's explaining simple math. "Like the scorpion and the frog. Except with pranks."
>"Mom I think Dad needs the ICU."
>Luan winks, "well, I guess we *sting* a bit too."
>"B-but *I'm* not a menace to society!" Liby protests. "I'm nothing like... *this*!"
>Luan tilts her head back and gives Liby a look of casual amusement. "Oh really?"
>"... Yeah?" Liby looks around. "I-I don't have a criminal record or anything so..."
>"Well, maybe that's the case." Luan nonchalantly shrugs. She casually pulls out a remote. "But maybe you just haven't had the right.. *inspiration* yet."
>Liby stares at the remote. It's a super cartoony one with a pokey antennae and a giant red button. "... What are you going to do?"
>"Oh, *me*?" Luan pressed a hand to her chest and chortles. "Oh *nothing* at all."
>She leans down with a wicked smile and holds the remote out to Liby.
>"This is for *you* sweetie."
>Liby shudders and backs away a little. "Y-you can't be serious. I'd *never*-"
>"Remember when you were trying to track who was using all the hot water in the morning?”
>Of course she does. She was so close to proving who it was until-
>”Leia made sure she covered her tracks well didn’t she?” Luan shakes her head and ‘tsks’. “But we both know who took your notes before you could prove it don’t we? And then she went and *pinned it on you*!” Luan gasps, “what a devious little devil- and she just got away with it too!Oh dear oh dear, she’s a crafty one that girl! In fact, I’m pretty sure that’s not the *first* time that’s happened….”
>Yeah, Leia knows how to get away with…
>*Everything*.
>”If *only there was a way to make her realize the full *weight* of her crimes.”
>Liby hesitates. “What are you trying to say?”
>”Who, me?” Luan chuckles again. “I’m not trying to say much of anything. You know me, just a silly girl with silly ideas!”
>”But I’ll let you in on a secret,” she leans down to Liby again. “I know *exactly* where she and Lola are hiding.”
>Liby swallows, “you… you *do*?”
>”Oh yes, they thought they were clever making a secret compartment in the bathroom, but I know just how to *flush* them out!”
>”Literally. *And* give them super-frizzy bad hair days for the next month!” Her lips tremble as she holds in another cackle. “Buuut…”
>”But?”
>”I think *you* deserve the honor!” Luan thrusts the remote towards Liby again. “After all, she wanted all that hot water- you should be the one to give it to her!”
>Liby stares at the remote.
>She *should* say no…
>But when did Leia *ever* get her just deserts?
>”… And I’ll throw in immunity for next year’s April First.”
>”Really!?” Liby’s neck nearly snaps she was looks up.
>“Prankster’s promise!” Luan holds up both hands to show she’s not crossing her fingers. “You can-”
>YOINK!
>Liby practically rips the remote from her Mom’s hand.
>Luan’s face shadows with glee.
>”*Attagirl*.”

2/2

>>18007
>>18011
Good greens anon

>>18002
I was wondering if Lori would want to protect Loan

>>17966
Lulu created a new appendage just for her

>>18007
>>18011
Nice story

>>17785
There's an awesome fanfic about that

>>17858
To much bite, to much!

>>17865
>>17901
if she has magic like she does in some AU's I think so

>>18017
Nice green anon

Happy Easter, Altchan!